The Creep Off - Episode 323: Here's The Thing

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  This week, Karl and Vinnie head to the Iberian Peninsula to answer one very important question: Who is the Biggest Creep in Spain? They may have won the world cup, but we will knock them down a peg or two! We'll also bring you a brand-new Karl's Cop Cam, another packed Scum Parade full of humanity's worst behavior, and all the usual nonsense you've come to expect from The Creep Off.Check out this week’s scum parade stories here:  https://nypost.com/2026/07/18/us-news/alabama-attorney-allegedly-tried-to-poison-stroke-survivor-husband-multiple-times/https://www.wtoc.com/2026/07/22/pooler-man-accused-impersonating-officer-forcing-woman-into-sexual-acts-gas-station/https://scallywagandvagabond.com/2026/07/lancaster-pa-man-fatally-stabs-sister-injures-brother-over-barking-dogs/ https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/39852229/dad-jailed-life-rape-murder-son-friend-sleepover/The score is currently Vinnie 2` - Karl 3 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation 

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I denounce it. Disgusting, vomiting, inducing thing. Ola. Creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me today in studio. It's my good friend Carl from who are these podcasts.

I'm also the host. What do you mean? I'm the host and here's my friend Carl. What kind of introduction is that? We co-hosts the show together. I was trying to be nice. I was like trying to give it like a friendly vibe for once. Oh, don't do that.

You just made it immediately shitty. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. We're co-hosts is what we are. reluctantly. All right? What do you mean reluctantly? I mean, you tricked me into doing the show with you six years ago, and here we are. Still doing it.

I don't know how to quit stuff. All right? Very bad of quitting. Did you come in here today to quit the show? Are you going full dick on me? Yeah, I need 25% of the Patreon going forward. You can get tab to co-host with you or Eric Zane. Carl, why won't you let me?

call you or come to your home. All right. I'm not doing that. Good to see you by my friend Vinny. I'm excited for a creep off today. What a fun way to say what just happened to me. Lay it on me. Okay. I'm driving down Blossom to get to where we are at the comedy at the Carlsson. We sure are. And I'm driving on Blossom to get here, right in front of artisan works. I see like a big pile of debris in the middle of the road. So I started approaching with caution. I'm like, what is that? It's weird. The pile of debris stands up. and walks out of the road. Some homeless guy was just laying in the middle of the road for no reason.

Bro? Yeah. I know who that is. Who is that? That guy does that shit. Why? He's going to get hits. He's bl bl bl blud-blah.

Yeah. So check this out. I was downtown maybe two years ago. Uh-huh. And I'm walking towards the courthouse down in that area. And I'm walking towards that. And there's just a man laying in the middle of the sidewalk. Yeah.

So I immediately dial 911 one. Oh. Wow, you're a busy body. There's a dude. Like, he looks like he's dead. He might need help. There's homeless people laying around all the time, all over the place. Not like the way this guy was laid.

Okay, all right. And I look over here, sir, sir, you're okay? And he's not responding. I'm on hold with 911. Yeah. And oh, hey, I'm over on. I forget where it is. There's a guy here.

He's not responding. And then he looks at me and just pops up and walks the other way. And I said to the operator, I guess, never mind. He just jumped up and walked the other way. And then she said, is he an older white guy with the white guy? with a white beard. And I said, yeah, actually he is. And she goes, okay, he does that a lot.

Oh, this is a different guy. He's a black guy. But he did the same thing. Like, he just popped up and just like, he was motionless. And I'm like, what is that? In the road, is it garbage? What's going on? He just popped up.

Yeah. And walked. Homeless white people? We have those here in Rochester? Wow. Imagine that. All that privilege. And they're pranksters too, apparently.

Yeah, and all that privilege. You fucked it up. All the privilege. Fetno rules. I guess is the point. They totally give them extra doubt at the shelter. They totally give a little extra bread. Hey, if you want to come through for a little more soup

after you're done with that bowl, no worries, bud. Here's a little extra shit in your bowl today, pal. That's right. Oh, Carl, what a great episode we're going to have today. Now, usually this is where we would invite Danny on to give you the results of the episode we did a weeks ago. Or I would describe how the show works. The creep-op is a true crime podcast, but it's also a competition.

More importantly, it's a competition. Vinnie and I, every single week, try to determine who's the creepiest person in a certain category. This week, we're doing creepest person from Spain. We both present our arguments, and then you go and vote for who you thought brought it. You go to patreon.com slash the creepoff. You don't have to be a member there. You can vote in the poll. And then we have our results girl, Danny, come on and tally up the votes.

And whoever got the most votes gets a point. When one of us gets to five points, we win the round. The other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. Come on, Danny, come on up. Let's talk about what happened last week. What's going on? She's not here. Oh.

But I miss her. She's having, I do too. She was having a rough day. Oh. And I was like, you know what? You got a lot going on. You don't worry about anything. Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

We love Danny. Yeah, but we actually technically didn't need her today. Why? Because you fucked up? Yeah. Yeah? What did you do, Biddy? Did something stupid?

Yeah. How would you do? I brought the same creep twice. Haven't I brought the same creep like four times? Oh, sorry. That was supposed to fade out. Haven't I brought the same creep like four times before? I think I brought Joe Biden twice.

Who else did I bring? There's been a few people. I don't know that this qualifies you, does it? I say, according to Major League creep off rules, if you bring the same creep, you're toast. Okay. So it's my fault. You get the point, Carl. Congratulations.

I probably won the vote as well, though. right that's why you're not arguing well a lot of people were like video already brought that guy so i'm voting for carl so that that was me actually i don't know you saw the confidence i was already said hey guys vitty's it vitty fucked up vote for me yep yeah um that's excellent i am up three to two now in this round you were on w tp on saturday was really fun it was a fun one thank you for having me yeah thanks for coming over and um we were talking about how the creep up has really hit its stride how much fun it is to do this show now. I was like, it hasn't been this fun.

It's a really long time. You're like, yeah, because you keep fucking winning. Is that what it is? I think that is what it is. It's about it when you win. I used to have a good time doing this show. Yeah. It's a good time we're just spinning wheels of consequences.

It's great. Speaking of wheels of consequences, Vinny is currently fulfilling his consequence. He's doing a five-part series on Star Trek with Casey Day and Tabbert. Episode 4 posted this past week. Yes, and episode five is, tomorrow night at 7 o'clock, and there's a very special guest coming on, our pal, Captain Boommies, a real captain. Nice.

Not like these fake douchebag captains, these assholes seem to admire so much. All right. That's exciting. Oh, I was Captain Kirk on a show. I'm so fucking cool. I look like a fucking Virginia ham with the toupee. This is driving you crazy during the show. Dude, Shatner is such a blowhard douchebag.

Did she, he had stage four cancer in his 90s and recovered? Did you see that? Yeah. That's wild. Yeah. It turns out the cure for cancer is a girdle. I see. He sucks.

Did I tell you when I saw him live in a thing? Please tell me. I went to see the Wrath of Khan and William Shatner with my cousin, who's a big Star Trek fan. He asked me if I would go and I was like, oh, maybe. That might be fun. It's like a Q&A kind of thing? Yeah, it was at the Kodak Theater. Okay.

So Rath of Khan, if I was a big. If there is a Star Trek movie, it is the best one. Okay. It shows when an incompetent captain, Kirk, is just from start to finish. And I can get into that nonsense, but I'll save it for the track off. Thank you. I appreciate that. But he comes out.

All these Star Trek fans are all there, and they want to ask him questions about the movies. Like, did you get to touch, Ricardo, Montabon's nipples, whatever the fuck. These assholes were going to ask. Yep. Let me tell you what 90-year-old Bill Shatner thought it would be interesting to discuss in front of a thousand people. What's that? Dresage.

What's that? These horses, they're spectacular. They trot around and they go, ta-t-t-t-tich-t-t-ch-tich. Okay, come on. That's kind of funny, right? You were entertained by that? He rambled.

And I think Jet Garner, God rest his soul, was like the moderator for it. And he was trying to ask questions. He's like, no, but the horses, they could go to the right or to the left. Now, I'll say, this. How many years ago was that? I want to say right before COVID. Okay, so like seven years ago. Yeah. And you remember what he was talking about. So it had a

profound effect on you, apparently. You know, I mean, if he could have talked about filming the movie behind the scenes, you wouldn't even remember it. He obviously had something that was interesting for you. I don't know why I said. Bill Shandner's side of this. I don't care about the guy. What am I doing? And I'm definitely not on George Dekai's side either. I kind of hate a both. Oh my And that Leonard Nimoy We exposed him on Weight Watchers

We sure did Wow What a creep that guy is Weight Watchers bonus episode We did two bonus episodes This past week So we didn't do our regular Monday show But we did do a show on Tuesday

And a show on Friday Weight Watchers with Dick Masterson And Johnny the Audio Engineer Is up now If you want to be a member of this YouTube channel The Creepoff YouTube channel Or our Patreon You know it was interesting

Because Dick texted me after that. And he said, you know, man, I forgot how much fucking fun that show is. Oh, good. I thought I was losing him during the cop cam. Well, you probably were. He was fascinated by the presentation out of why Leonard Nimoy should rot in hell forever. That was great.

That was really good. So I guess that makes DeForest Kelly the cool one. Yep. That's the answer. There it is, folks. We solved it all. Who's the reading rainbow guy? He was on the other one.

He was on the newer one. That's, uh, Levar Burton. Yeah. Levar Burton. He's cool. He had that comb for glasses. That works. He had, like, a vent from an air conditioner on his head.

Star Trek has the laziest costumes ever. Let's just move his eyebrows a little bit and give him point of years. Oh, yeah, it's an alien. Sure. Why not? Anyway, not the point. The point is we have a competition. We got to get into it.

Creepiest person. Why can I not talk? Creepiest person from Spain. It's the teeth. I know. Because Spain, I don't know this, they won the World Cup. Sure did. And they have not stopped celebrating.

So let's get into it. Since I went, I go first, and I'm bringing you Alfredo Galan. Can you pull the photo of Alfredo here? This guy is known as the playing card killer. Really? Because he looks like he has a, he should be known as the tiny-faced killer. Well, here's the thing. You know, you can judge him by his appearance.

You can hear what a ghoul he is. Born in 1978, quiet kid, did some military. service after school, went on humanitarian missions to Bosnia. Pretty respectable guy, right? And then one day, January 24th, 2003, he's like, I don't know, I'm kind of bored. Maybe he could, like, kill someone. So he goes out, picks a guy at random. Hey, good morning.

Ah, morning to you. This is so nonchalant, Carl. Yeah. He goes, hey, get on your knees. And he pulls out a pistol and execution style murders this man who's with his. his two-year-old son. Just boop, done. Well, you know, at least the kid had two relatively good ears.

And he decides to drop a playing card on the scene. Fast forward to February 5th, two weeks later. He runs into a 28-year-old airport cleaner and shoots him in the head. Same way. Drops the ace of cups, it's called. And it's referred to as a playing card, but it might be a, a tarot card? I don't know.

It doesn't matter. But it's some kind of card, right? So he drops that there. And then later that same day, he goes into a bar. And he decides to take out three people. He kills the bar owner, a 38-year-old who was just hanging out having a drink. Stop me if you heard this one. A sociopath walks into a bar.

And then an 18-year-old who was the son of a 57-year-old customer and tried to kill all four. Only got three of them. But did his best. Fast forward to March 7th, 2003. There's a 27-year-old guy. Go on, came up and just shot him in the face. Dude survived, which is impressive. But his friend, who was able to escape unharmed,

was able to at least give some identification. He did drop the card. Sure. He was able to be able to give a description. Yes. Got it. Well, they didn't come. catch him. Now he's terrorizing the city of

Madrid. It's in the newspapers. Everyone's talking about this. The playing card killer. Is this like a joker thing? You know what? Good question. I have an answer for that. Okay. All right. March 18th. They can't fight in this guy. They don't know who he is. He goes up, kills a 40-year-old guy and his wife, Romanian couple.

Just shoots them dead. They're on their way home from work. Left two more playing cards on the scene there. and it was not originally his intention to be like the playing card killer, but he left that card at the first thing. And the media ran with this. He was like, all right,

I guess that's my thing now. So it wasn't like premeditated. They were just like, oh, look it's the playing card killer. He's like, oh, yeah, okay, I'll do that.

What I like about that is the calling card became kind of natural, you know, it's what he naturally did. It's organic. Right. Yes. That's actually art. All right.

So six dead, three barely made. it. There was no robbery. There was no revenge, no personal connection. Just, hey, I wonder what it feels like to kill someone. And he enjoyed it. He liked it a lot. You know, you'd be polite to people. Hey, how's it going? Good morning. Go ahead and kneel down to the sidewalk here and take him out. Now, here's what's so creepy about this asshole. And I know what you're thinking. Oh, he just murders people in cold blood. So what, girl, it was the creep off. This is where it really seals the deal. This is the creep from Spain. Okay.

Dude gets drunk one night and decides to, I'm just going to walk down and confess to all my crimes to the police. Yeah, why not, yeah? So he goes down to the station, tells the police everything he did. The next morning, he soberes up. He's like, oh, fuck, what did I just do? He's like, I bet the guy.

I was joking. That's not the case at all. No, you described everything a little bit too well. We're pretty sure it's you. And he'll be spending the rest of his life behind bars. where he is today. That's my creep. Go ahead and vote for Carl.

Alfredo Galan on patreon.com slash of the creepoff. Dude, I thought I was going to have to work hard this week. You did? Sit back, Carl. All right. I want to introduce you to Jose Antonio Rodriguez Vega. Okay. This guy is kind of cool.

In sub regards, I would consider him to be kind of like Spain's Ted Bundy. Oh, he's hot. Is that what you're saying? he's got a way of trying to endear himself to people. He's described as very charming. Sure. And he also represented himself in court. Okay.

So there are some similarities. But the choice of victims is a little different. Let's start off and just tell you a little bit about his upbringing, Carl. He was born in 1957 and he had kind of a fucked up house. His grandfather was in prison for poisoning his grandmother. his father and his older brother were violent alcoholics and his mother was domineering and very abusive. He was also took all of this out on his little sister.

So he used to beat the shit out of his little sister. And when he was 17 years old, his father was dying of liver failure. And Jose would just kick the shit out of him. Oh, he was home and he would just beat up his dad. And one day he put his dad in his wheelchair and wheeled him up at the top of his stairs and pushed him down. Now, that's fun.

Just set his dying alcoholic father down the stairs in a wheelchair careyed towards what he hoped would be his death, but the dad survived and his mother said, you piece of shit, get the fuck out of here. You're not allowed to be here anymore. And if you come back, we're calling the cops and we're going to tell him what you did.

Did the dad yell we while going down the stairs by any chance? It was like, he was drunk. He doesn't be kind of thought. He was very drunk. Got it. So he really hates the mom for kicking him out. Hates the sister. That sister sounds like she was really annoying.

He gets married young, like 18 years old, and has a son. And he gets a job working as a construction worker. And then he decided, you know what? I'm pretty bored with my life. You know, being, you know, an 18-year-old father. I'm kind of bored. I need some action. So he took his VESPA.

And he earned himself. a new moniker, Carl. Okay. El violator de la Vespa, as in the Vespa rapist, everybody. I don't speak Spanish, but I had that one figured out. Yeah. So he was caught in the act at age 20, Carl, holding a woman down in an alley and raping her in 1978. He confessed without remorse and ended up being charged with 12 rapes.

Okay. Even though there was way more than that. That's bad, by the way. It's very bad. These are very bad things to do. Yeah, we shouldn't do that. Now, once his wife found out about it, she left with the son, and he gets sentenced to 27 years in prison for this. Okay.

But Carl, there's a Spanish penal code where you could actually get a formal pardon from the victims. Okay. I know. This sounds insane. That's dumb. I had to look this up. Yeah. So he serves 27 years.

he gets 11 out of the 12 between sending them letters apologizing, talking about how he's changed his life, a whole song and dance, Carl. I want to turn my life around for my son, for my wife. Of all the girls I essayed, you had the best tits. Yes. I just want to let you know that, like, hopefully you're feeling good about yourself, sweetie.

Yes. You looked great. Now, because he got formal letters from them, accepting his apology, he was able to give those to the parole board and he was able to get out combined with good behavior eight years. Okay, we probably learned his lesson then. That's good.

Maybe, but he gets creepier, Carl. He gets out of prison. His wife is gone. His kid is gone. He hates his bitch mother. He hates his bitch ex-wife. And he meets a new girl and he remarries her. but the reason he remarried her, Carl, is because this guy's all about appearances. He works construction, but he wants to pretend to have this ideal life.

So he meets a woman who is described, Carl, by all contemporary Spanish accounts, she's described as being slow. Oh, it's like Patrick Melton's wife. Correct. This is a picture of him and his slow wife that he's side-eyed in this photo. Thank you. Right.

She looks like she has it all together. She didn't talk much. She barely do anything. And he just took her around. I was like, that's my wife. Life is great. And it turns out in court records, they said behind the seeds, he was tormenting and humiliating her on a daily basis. So you do with Slows.

Yeah. See, I've heard the Howard Surge show. I know what you do with Slows. Just hide shit. Yeah. Yeah. Andy's fucking her. Yeah.

Well, okay, that's not the right thing to do. You should just make fun of them. Yeah. So not only he's beating up dying people, you know, he's raping people running around town out of Vespa. He marries a slow woman and is, ugh, having sex with her. This isn't great. Uh-oh. Retard alert.

Retard alert class. Now, Carl, let's talk about the real problem here. He got some fun ideas real quick out of prison after he marries this broad. He's working as a construction labor. and boy, does he just hate his mother? So he scouts the neighborhood for elderly women living alone, then studied their routines and schedules. He would approach under the pretext of,

I'm a work for the electric company, I'm a TV repairman, I'm a handyman in the neighborhood offering to fix something around the house. Land shark, sure. And he would like volunteer to do nice things for these old ladies. Nice. And he would do this three or four times. That's really sweet.

All right. So anyway, vote for Carl because I brought the bigger crepe. He would build up the trust of these older, these older women. Yeah. And we're talking ages 61 to 93. We've got. Carl's range. I almost went there.

Decided not too, but go thank you for that. No, I got you. And then he would come back and be like, hey, doll. And she'd be like, oh, how are you today? Would you like some water or whatever? Come on in. That's when he would hold them down and rape them to death. You know what?

Elderly women don't like that. Oh, no. These women would die from pulmonary edema and cardiac arrest because he would hold their noses and mouth while he fucked them to suffocate them. Okay. That's a weird kink. Yeah. So let me tell you on it.

Victoria Rodriguez, 61 years old. Simone Salas, 84 years old. Margarita Gonzalez Sanchez, 82 years old. He fucked that one so hard. she actually swallowed her own dentures, Carl. Okay, that's kind of funny. He begged her. She swallowed her own dentures.

Josephina Lopez, 86 years old. Manuela Gonzalez, 80 years old. Josephina Martinez, 84. Natividad, Robelo Espanzas, 66. Catalina Fernandez 93. All right, here's a question for you. I think we've talked about this before. But should murdering the elderly be pro-rated?

In other words, they were going to live three, three, four more years. Like, are we going to treat that as like a murdering a 20-year-old? Carl, he's raping them to death. Listen, he's raping old women to death. I'm not saying it's a good thing. I'm just asking if it would be prorated as far as the sentencing goes. No, I don't believe so. Maria Lanzibal, 72, Carmen Martinez, 65, and Gracia Gonzalez, 65.

Josevina Quiroz, 82, Serena Angelo Soto, Soto, 85, and Julia Paz-Fernandez. 71. I speak your names, ladies. I remember you. I don't want to go to a home. I'm independent. I want to live in the house. Should have gone to the home. Should have gone to the home. No shit. So he was the type of serial killer who also liked to keep trophies, Carl. And see, he kept this room at his house. Oh, not that one. This room. Okay.

I believe those are the dolls of his slow wife that he nailed to the wall just to fuck with her, if I had to guess. Sure. Yeah. He kept an item from nearly every victim, jewelry, wedding rings, televisions, porcelain plates, religious icons. Yeah, he robbed them too. A bouquet of plastic flowers. And he had a room in his house painted partially red, as you can see. And this was his trophy room.

Police who searched after his dress found some of the recovered objects did not match any of the identified women, raising the possibility that he also assaulted or robbed a bunch of other elderly women who are not identified as victims. So let's talk about how he got caught, Carl. It's a lot of fun how they got this guy. It's very simple. That's your guy. Sorry. The last victim, Julia Paz Gonzalez, she hired him to put in a steel door to protect her from what was dubbed in the papers as the old lady killer.

Oh, no. She hired the lady killer? The old lady killer? Protect her from the old lady killer? Correct. That's dumb. So he puts up this door and then, you know, rapes her to death. And when the cops find their bodies, the neighbors go,

she was so paranoid about this. She just had the door put in. And the cops go, who put in the door? Yeah. Like one smart detective asked the question. So they go to his house and this guy, like your creep, a little less prompted, spilled. the beans on all of it. They go in there, they find the trophy room, they find the slow

life. He wanted to get caught. I guess. That's what it sounds like. But when he came to trial, he decided he was going to plead not guilty and represent himself. This is a picture of him going in and out of court. And he knows where that camera is too. Look at that. That's the other thing they said about him. He did a lot of like Michael Scott bullshit like Steve Corralty the office where he's like winking at the camera and shit. Pretend the camera's not there. I can't help. Yeah.

He spent much of his pretrial detention, studied law and the effort to build his defense. And throughout the weeks of the trial, observers described him looking at courtroom cameras with an iconic half smile, which he reportedly directed at victims family members in the gallery as well. So he was convicted of murdering and assaying 16 elderly women. They sentenced him to 440 years in prison. which was a symbolic figure since Spanish law at the time kept actual time served at 30 years. Obviously they didn't. Oh, no, he went in there for life. Right.

Yeah. You want to hear the good news? When they talked to him about it when he's in there and they started questioning about all of this, why did you fucking do this? Why were you so horny for old ladies? Yeah. I don't know if that's a horny thing, but anyway, go ahead. Here's the quote. I was not attracted to old women.

this is revenge against my family you know my mom I should have just killed her instead of killing all these other women yeah no shit but you know there's love and hatred towards motherhood and you respect it how are you going to kill your mother come on oh how are you she's the order to brought you to the road

how are you going to kill your own mom that would be a real dick move you got to kill everyone else's abuela all right fair enough yeah so do you want to hear the happy I date yes all right He was a model prisoner for most of his sentence. In October 22nd of 2002, he was abruptly transferred to something called the Feast Module,

which is a high security regimen for Spain's most dangerous inmates. A lot of people thought that was controversial because this guy was kind of a pussy a lot of the time. He was just very, oh, let me help. Oh, they need help clean to the kitchen. He just thinks he's like some charming guy. And he's a real fucking disgusting animal. but they move him to this high security place. And he was also had a reputation as a prison informant.

Oh, snitch. Yeah. So two days of getting he moved into this place, fellow inmates Enrique de Valle, El Zana Horio, and Daniel Rodriguez-Aubuelo attacked him in the prison yard, stabbing him 113 times. Well, guards reportedly did nothing to intervene. Snitch is getting stitches.

He was buried the following day in a modest coffin, only two grave diggers attended. This old lady, that's his mom. She outlived him. Oh, okay. Well, there you go. She was like 100 years old. Oh, boy. So if you're going to go.

She was like a skeleton. Yeah, she does. You should have just, I mean. She was like he man's arch nemesis. Jesus Christ. Yeah. If everybody knows, the worst thing you can do is fuck old ladies. Go to patreon.com and vote for Vinny.

Wow. We are celebrating something today. I should have brought it up sooner. My next victory? No. We are celebrating Super Chat Monday. And people are excited about it today, which I'm excited about. Also, we do have Supertips, supertip.g.g slash creep.

We have some unique. Oh, they're open today, everybody. Unique voices on there if you'd like to get on the action. But let's get into the Super Chats here. The mustard tiger, thanks to the Fiverr, I believe that's Philadelphia Collins. The Cheeseburger Walrus and I own a food truck called the Dirty Burger. Any fan of your show can head over to Sunnyvale trailer park for a discount. Use the promo code creep at the Dirty Burger.

The Buster Tiger gifted one creep off channel. Thank you very much for that. Appreciate it, sir. Logan became a YouTube member. Excellent. Thank you, Logan, X23. Welcome. Joseph Count 628 became a YouTube member.

Good to see you, Joseph. Yeah, like I mentioned, we did two bonus shows last week, one of them with Dick Masterson. And the other one was hilarious cop cam and scum stream. sure was. Principal uncertainty, thanks to the five pounds. Would you rather snuggle your best friend's corpse or be snuggled by your worst enemy? I don't know. I think I'd rather be snuggled by my worst enemy, right? Mine too, because my worst enemy is Sidney Sweeney that. Yeah.

I'm going to get her. Smart. Oh, now, hold on, Carl. People are gifting memberships today? This is wild. I got to tell you, man, this guy must have saved up his super chips for like a month. The Blackcast. Am I paying him too much to do who are these broadcasters? By the way, WATB, who are these broadcasters, is on today?

Special time, 2.30, I believe, Eastern Time after the creep off. Tune into Who are these broadcasters with Christian Blatt and Eric Zane? Is he paying us to make sure we get off in time before his show? Probably. Also, Christian sent me a photo of him and Review Girl Megan were hanging out out in L.A. recently or wherever Southern California they met up. Carl. Yes.

Principal and certainty. Man! With five creep off channel memberships. That's amazing. Thank you for doing that. If you got a membership, check it out. We have a bonus shows up there. We do one every Friday at noon Eastern.

Principal uncertainty is one of the unsung heroes of the Dabbleverse discovering Lisa and Helga. I speak your name. I acknowledge you, Principal of Uncertainty. And another five. Thank you, sir. Vinny is using psychological warfare to win this episode by bringing elderly women getting murdered. I call foul. Listen, the point of the show is to creep off.

They have to be heinous. There's no such thing as pulling punches on the show. Is that true? I'm doing it wrong. All right. Vinny, with that, do we have any super tips? Do you check the supertips system? I have it open right now and nobody's using it.

Come on. Make me look foolish for asking. All right. I think it's time for a cop cam. segment. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me cause Cop Cam?

Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. My man, Boner Guy, 69, has been sending in a bunch of Cop Cam suggestions. And this one's great. This one's unique. You know, when you do Cop Cam's twice a week, you sometimes see similar. scenarios play out. The Karens of the world,

the fat black women who get back in their car and drive into another car. Because they get scared. They get very afraid, Carl. This is one is wild. I don't have to set it up. I'll let the clip speak for itself.

Gidey up. The man in this car fled the scene after he blasted into another car. You okay? You have your idea? with you? Who hit you? Can you get out of the car?

I know, buddy. Let's talk outside the car over here, okay? Can you exit the car so I can hear you? So this dude's airbags are all deployed. Uh-huh. And you can't hear what he's saying because it's just like he's just surrounded by house. Yeah, I don't even know how he's driving that thing.

It's wild. Doesn't seem as a car would be able to drive. It's pretty fucked up. So the guys just like, Listen, man, I don't know what's going on, but you got the wrong guy. I'm just going to go about my day here. And this is a very funny exchange when we meet this driver. Please come over here, okay?

No, I'm not going to because somebody hit my car. And we'll talk about that. Please come out of the car. I'm just saying, somebody hit my car. Did you leave? I'm just saying, I just left the golf course and somebody hit my, no. Where did that happen? Okay.

I'm taking your keys. Where did that happen? That's not okay. Where? I would like to have my keys in my cup holder because that's not happening. That's not happening. He wants his keys and Aaron Imholz's daughter? That's weird.

Anyway, if I end up in Minnesota because of you, H.R.O's for everyone. Watch out. This guy's wild, isn't he? Patrick Melton once told me he was going to eat Aaron Imholt's daughter. I think he meant like as a sandwich. what? What are you talking about? I have to go out.

I don't know which sign I'm going to testify for. What are you talking about? I'm just making up stories for court, Carl, to make it interesting. Cool. Well, a bubble popper will send me the clip tomorrow of Aaron addressing that, I'm sure. Jesus Christ. And this Vinie Paulino guy, he finally told us what's really going on with Patrick Melton. He was going to cook her.

Dude, do you think you can get on a steel toe? He likes you, right? I don't fucking hate his guts. I don't want to be on his show. That's too bad. Oh, yeah, I love Aaron. I love to go on Aaron's show so much. What's this guy's deal?

So he decides to make a phone call here while the police are engaging with him. My clip number three. What's this guy's deal? I'm guessing very drunk. He just came from the golf course. Yeah, I'm guessing. I'm saying that somebody hit my car. Who are you on the phone with?

Who are you on the phone with? I'm on my phone with my mother because that's not okay for you. you to take my keys out of my car. I'm sure your mother would want you to step out of the car right now and be cooperative. That's not okay because you can ask her right now and she would say that's not okay for you to take my keys out of my car. Dakota?

Cody, police officer online, please. Hi, how are you? Hi, my son is saying his car got hit in the parking lot where he was gawping. Ma'am, the likelihood of that happening is very low. There's heavy front and damage. His airbags went off. We have multiple people saying he rear-ended another car and then left the scene.

Is this family all drunk? Are they all swallows? She sounds hammered, too. She sounds hammered. I love that this is a grown man who's like, talk to my mom. She'll tell you I'm good. I'm cool. Golfers are so drunk, bro.

She'll cheer this up. Dude, I do these golf heckling things. These people are fucking hammered. If they're coming from the golf course, They're piss fucking drug, Carl. 18 holes is a long time to be drinking. I'm telling you. And you start drinking early in the morning.

There are sometimes we do this where we actually have like the drink sponsors at our hole. So people are doubling back. They're all just fill it. Every time they're at that place, they're just filling their coolers with drinks. Yeah. They're all fucking. It helps you golf better. It doesn't.

Oh, it doesn't. It makes you rude. Dude, this can't be real. This guy cannot be a real person. Look at the front edge of this truck. Dude, that car is. total. I'm telling you. It's ridiculous. He drove it five miles from the accident. The engine was left three miles back. All right. So the mom is a good mom to her adult son. You don't need that.

He drove several miles before he stopped. So we're going to deal with him and we'll keep you in the loop. Okay. I need to know where you're at. I live in Elgin. I need to come there. Okay. We're at Burlington Road and McDonald's Road. Okay. All right. All right, thanks. Why is the cop entertaining this? What really happened, man?

But somebody hit me. I don't understand why he's telling the mom how to get there. Somebody hit me, man. The mom is so drunk, too. This is incredible. You know what? You know what? After listening to the mom, he might not be drunk.

This might be fetal alcohol syndrome. Yes. That's what I'm saying. Like the entire family is just slow. It's wild. Hold on. Ian Birdsog says this is Wisconsin. Isn't, uh, at Illinois?

Isn't that's where Elgin is? Oh, I have no idea. Okay. But I mean, Illinois, Wisconsin, the same thing, right? Pretty much. Their neighbors. Sure are. Sure.

All right. He's got a really good reason why he needs to go out about his day and stop dealing with this police officer. I was coming just from. If I can give my phone back, I will tell you the address that I just got hit off. Because I'm literally on my way to my brothers because I'm watching his puppies. What street did they hit you on? Sir, I can't tell you because I'm on a golf course.

You're on a golf course? I was on a golf course. I mean, these puppies got to be looked after, obviously. I had to leave the bar to go feed my brother. There's puppies. Okay. So this guy gets up, Cody gets upset right here. He's not enjoying what's going on with him.

Yeah, I can understand why this is probably a bad feeling. After you come out of having a nice day with your friends and your car got hit and all. Here's the thing. I'm upset because you're worried more about where I am. More about where somebody just hit me. Right. Where my new car was. And I'm upset.

set. So is there any reason on video it would look like you struck another car? I need to speak with a supervisor because right now you're suspecting me? Absolutely, I'm suspecting you of rear-ending another car. No, that's not possible. How is that

not possible? Why that's not possible? Because my car did not just get rear-re-ended. Dakota, how much have you had to drink today? I do not have any. I may have had water chip. Jesus Christ, this guy is loopy.

But you know, he's still new to give the right answer. A lawyer will say, good job, Dakota. I have not had a drink, sir. I don't even like drink. I have brain damage from the accident from when I hit that guy a minute ago. So I think he's either wasted or retired or both. I think it might be both. Alcohol doesn't mix well with the slows.

I don't think. They seem to enjoy it, though. He's got a catchphrase as you'll hear in my clip number. seven. Here's the thing. I should not be pulled over right now. Dakota, please give me your driver's license. Here's the thing.

My car got right by somebody else. And you're telling me that it's my fault for somebody doing something else. You're involved in an accident. I don't want to keep going back and forth with you. Here's the thing. You're bringing it on me for somebody for an accident when they do it on me. Here's a thing. He's making good points.

Here's the thing. not though. I shouldn't even be pulled over right now. I'm having a bad day. Honest to God, just listening to that may have set me straight. Because I always say, here's the thing. And now it's going on. It's out.

It's out. It's a wasted phrase. It's out. So this goes on for quite a while, this back and forth. And finally, the cop's like, I can't anymore with this guy. So he walks away from the vehicle. And then Cody just gets out of his car, which is helpful. That's good.

He finally got out. Have fun yet? He's getting out. Perfect. All right, let's go off the side of the road. No, this is not okay. I asked you for the other person's number and the other person's insurance. And we're working on it.

That's not something that happens immediately. Dakota, look at your car. Come here. Look at your car. Your airbags went off, dude. Why didn't you stop where this happened? Come here. I understand where these are.

Well, my understanding is, is why did he the other person? not stop. What happened? You're kind of talking in circles ever since I started talking with you. No, I'm not talking in a circle. Tell me exactly what happened and where it happened. No, this is not what happened. My understanding is that I need the other person's insurance and the other person's name.

What happened? I love that. This is not what happens as he points to his totaled vehicle. Okay. You win. You know, what I think happened here. Yeah. Is somebody scratched his car at the golf course.

He probably made a stick about it at the golf course and at his drunk brain. He hits somebody on the way home and thinks he's just going to blame it all on the one thing. I think this is very convoluted. What's crazy is he shot a two under par. Oh. Isn't that amazing? Yeah. That seems like he's drunk enough for a two under par.

Dude, I don't think he remembers what happened. I don't think he has any recollection of what's going on here. he is in a brown out blackout stupor he doesn't know what's happening right but here's the thing they hit him this is not what happened yeah this is not what happened which is the name of this episode so now this is not what happened when he's on the phone with his mom when the cows came up before now he's on the phone with his brother for some reason and he's pissed the brother's pissed no the driver's best Cody. And then there's somebody that pulled me over that are saying that it is my fault. I'm not taking this as accountable because it is not my fault. Dakota. Because they're telling me that it is my

no. Who is because what you're going to do is you're going to tell them that it is my fault and I'm not taking the counterfeit of them. You need to turn it down. No, I am really mad right now because you guys are blaming it on me when the suspect is already gone and nowhere near scene. You should be catching that other guy. Dude, the next time I get pulled over, I'm wasted.

I'm just going to get mad at the cops. You're ruining my day, officer. I'm very upset with you right now. Why would you do this? Talk to my brother. He's got puppies. I can't tell if this guy is just so shy.

He's childish? Or if this is a ruse? A very drunken ruse. I think he's very childish. Okay. I'm pretty sure. I'll find out if he hangs up on his brother. He goes, by the way, your puppies are going to die because he's cops. Well, it doesn't do that, but the cops have finally had enough in my nice clip.

Oh, good. They shoot him. 100%. You're a line. No, not. Right now, show me the license plate and address. I'm not showing you anything. Until you bring it down.

Until you don't. bring it down. You're going to put me in handcuffs? You don't stop. Okay, well, then first and say first, I'm going to tell you that you're not going to be able to put me in handcuffs. And then I'm going to fight you with that. Oh, same as last word. Turn around.

You better not put me in this. No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No, they're telling me that I'm under arrest and I'm not happy with this. Sure. Yeah, I can hear that. I'm on speakerphone. So, yeah, I got that.

Dakota, thanks. I'm not real happy about it. Dude, this next clip is very short, but it is hilarious. Play by a clip 11. Oh, shit, that was hilarious. I'm not happy with it. It needs to go on the board. Really?

They're really under arresting me right now. They're really under arresting me right now. Well, at least they're not over-arresting this way. Yeah, I mean, that would be worse, right? Sure would. All right, so he's talked to his mom. He's talked to his brother. Who else is he needs to talk to?

Oh, he's got to call dad. Exactly. He's got to call dad. No, I have a right to talk to my dad. I have a right to talk to my dad. I have a right to talk to my dad. Where's my dad? Where is my dad?

He's that. Because that is my dad. My dad is a federal law right now. Stop. Let me talk to my dad. My phone should be right next to my dad because that is my right. Let me talk to my dad. I think he said my dad is a federal law.

I'm pretty sure it's what he just said. I don't know what's going on. He really wants to talk to his dad, though. Didn't happen. I play movies. He played movies? For all the times, people are able to trick the cops in the movies and they get away with shit by just making up stupid things like this.

Oh, you think so I blame, um, alcohol. Parenting. Alcohol. I blame parenting on this. This is ridiculous. He thinks his mommy and daddy and brother are going to get him out of this trouble he's All right, I have one more clip, and this is a fun one, and we do learn what the charges are.

Ask this as a mother to a son. Can I speak to my child? I'm just not with him right now. I'm still with his car that he crashed. He's already going to the jail, so unfortunately you can't. But within the next hour or so, I can arrange for him to call you, okay? Do me a favor. Tell him, I said to cooperate, please.

Okay, we will. All right. All right. Thank you. All right. Dakota was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, resisting, obstructing, and leaving the scene of an accident. He is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. I think it's guilty. So the cop calls Mom back. Who are you to judge, Carl?

I'm pretty sure he's guilty. That's a fun one. Thanks, Boter Guy, for sending that one in. If you guys have cop cams, you want to send my way, you can email them to me. WATP show at gmail.com. All right, Carl. Great job. That one was pretty funny.

That's fun. I'm not happy about it. That was hilarious. It's time for some voicemails from our friends in Syracuse. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to by the City of Syracuse. Syracuse's art festival was this weekend, and it was a huge success. Most of the connected dot pictures were actually in order this time. See you in Syracuse.

Brian McBride, the voice of Syracuse. He had a great time at that Hack the Movie show. Yes, he was part of the Hacked the Movies with Joey C, the other Joey C, Tony Mac the Movies, and Lucy Tipebox watching Street Fighter. Yeah. He didn't do anything silly to embarrass himself at all. Oh, no, he actually did. No, when? You don't remember that part?

What part? Where he painted himself greed and ripped his shirt off? That was the part I was referring to, yeah. Yeah. Huh. They're like, um, should we just do cosplay? And then Lucy and Brian are like, yeah, let's just do that. If you were doing a streetfighter cosplay, which character would Carl be everybody?

Are you asking me or everybody? Yeah, what characters would Carl and I be if we were doing street fighter cosplay, everyone? I play, I only played Mortal Kombat. I never played Street Fighter or so. Oh, there's Lucy. He was committed. He was. He went for it.

He certainly did. God bless you, Brian. I think you did a great job, bud. Um, voicemails from our listeners. There are so many. If I missed any, today I apologize, but there's just so many. Here we go. Yahr, boys, it's your favorite pirate.

Shit feared the pirate. Fucking retarded. Who the fuck would chew the shit as you so eloquently stated in the bonus episode. It's true of the fat, you fucking idiot. Your brain. Any whorles. All right. Apparently not a WTP fan.

And so that's what Suthering John says is chew the shit. Instead of shoot the shit or chew the fat. Correct. And that's why I say that. And it's one of those things. Everyone does this. You know what's really guilty of this is Rocco. Always says exactly because I used to say exacti.

And so now he says it. And it's just one of those things where you're making fun of someone and then you become the person you're making fun of. You live yourself long. You live long enough to become the joke, everybody. Exactly. That guy fucking is fucking crazy. on his porch. I'm pretty short

Frank Zappa had a series of songs about a client's fetishist in the fantastic album Joe's Garage. That's producer

Chris about it. I didn't understand any of that. I believe he said that Frank Zappa did albums about people fucking vacuum cleaners

and I thought everybody knew that. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, I have a voice about this one might be too long.

Let's find out. Hey, Carl, this is with the creep off. I just just became a Patreon on the creepoff. Thank you. And I have like 170 episodes to watch.

It's a lot. So excited. I'm watching the first one with Jared. The subway guy. Yep. And if I remember correctly, Carl goes, man, this guy lost so much weight. Just by eating subway.

Benny, what's your excuse? This is in 2021, mind you. And Vinny goes, my excuses that I don't care. And I go, I was like, man, what character development in Vinny went over? Because Vinny heard that, he'll be disgusted with himself. I'm pretty sure he would. Is that right, Vinny?

I hope he would. I'm glad he changed. I love you, Benny. Stay alive a little longer. I'm proud of you. I really am. Bye. That got real sweet.

Ah, at the end. Thanks, bud. I appreciate it. Yeah, I don't think Vinnie, now Vinny would be happy with then Vinny. I think they'd have words. Well, you've done a great job improving your health. And we're excited about it because we've done to do the creep off for 30 or 40 more years. I almost died yesterday trying to work out.

Almost. Yeah, I was very close to breaking my own fucking neck in my kitchen. That would have been awesome. Finally be fucking done with this goddamn show. Yeah. Listen, everybody. What happened? If you try to get rid of your gut, I will, can I recommend a product, Carl?

Yes. It's called the Indo board. I-N-D-O. It's amazing. It simulates surfing. Like, sub-redited surfing? No, like actual surfing. Okay.

So it's like you get like a roll thing and you stand on a board and you have to balance yourself on it. Oh, that sounds treacherous. Yeah, it's hard. That's a terrible idea. It's very hard. But she Yeah, my wife walked into the kitchen

and said something to me I didn't know she was there And I was like, oh my God went right off this thing That's hilarious And it's very hard to do But I'm telling you, man, it's amazing

It's really cool That's cool I have another voice mail here Get an inno board kids Carl, I have to call you For the creep off Because then he ducked my voicemail I was calling you out

For being too cowardly To do a competition Against Brian Johnson Are you just going to leave the guest that's four wins forever? I guess. Don't be such coward. Boo you. Boo!

All right. All right. Thank you for your call. Which guests should we lose to? So we have to do another tandem consequence. I'm sure Carl will love that. Yeah, I'm in no hurry. Although you had a very good idea.

We have to talk about it on the show. Yeah, I got to email him. Yes. I had email him today. That would be great. That would be great. We might have a very wild bonus episode on Friday, kids. Yeah.

NY, or NY, Rochester Police Department, RPD. Yves. Not a great look. Bro. Our boy, Douglas King Jr. Got into it with the RPD. It's a pretty wild video. Yeah.

And I don't know who's, like, I guess I'm on Doug side. I guess I'm on Douglas's side. Yeah. The cop is kind of a good. Boy. podcast, but here Holy Spirit

is speaking through me. A couple of things. I got kicked out of a bottomless brunch on Sunday. I, it's fucking,

you know, kind of false advertisement. Also, are you guys bitching about being overworked with two bonus

episodes? You didn't do a regular episode, you fucking cunts. I know. I was really looking forward to that. I got out of

work right around two and you guys just fucking know? Okay. Also, So quick question. Is it gay to jerk off to Elliot Page when he was still a she? I've done it, though.

So anyways, thank you, but you. They call that dead jerking. And it's very offensive. It's like necrophilia. Yeah, don't dead jerk. It's worse. It's horrible. Don't ditch.

It's very offensive, sir. That's all the voices. Anyway, great. It is Super Chat Monday. We're celebrating. You're celebrating. We appreciate all of you fine folks for being a part of this show and tuning in. Oh, man, Hamilton Berger said Tony Romo has seen better days. It did kind of look like Tony Romo. He sure did. And I bet you the mug shots look similar. Did you see he got picked up this weekend? Tony Romo did. Yeah, D-U-I. Oh, no, really? Yeah, Romo got a DUI. I never cared about Tony Romo. I mean, he was a cowboy's quarterback, so it gives a shit. I love him as the color guy. He's great. I think he's the best. one by far i think brady sucks by the brady's garbage he's the worst new thing where he's like going into the wwee now he's going to wrestle one of the fucking paul brothers ugh stop it he's going to be on their board within a year watch that's how they're moving and that company's going to sell again too

by the way everybody tk o's going to dump it really i think so i thought i was killing it though they had that big deal with netflix or whatever i mean they're trying to maximize every penny out of everything the way a company does before they want to sell it. So if you're watching it, it's wild. So principle uncertainty, thanks to the 20 pounds, I want an end to cop cam so they could finally go judge dread on the crime. But might I need the evidence to get out of some nefarious scheme? Maybe live streaming could vote on the outcome,

a super majority for the big finish. That's fun. That's a good idea. Yeah, like people could watch, like just somebody getting pulled over for, you know, not using their traffic signals. and we could live in a very bloodthirsty society where the only people watching this thing are like, shoot him in the head.

There was a minor league baseball team where they let the fans make the managers decisions. You know, if you want to pull the pitcher or put in the pitch runner or something, it was like, how'd that go? I mean, as good as anything would go.

I mean, I don't think managers do that much in baseball, to be honest with you. That's a good point. Yeah, they have to look angry every now and again. Right. Yeah, yeah.

And they do that thing. It's so annoying. I watch it out of baseball. Every single time there's a close play at a bag or something and out or whatever, they have to do the thing where they're like, hold on. Yeah, they put their hand up. Oh, uh, uh, hold on. And then they're waiting for the guy to be like,

should we channels you or not? They're like, all right. Now you're good. What is that? So annoying. You're 100% right. I'm just watching banana baseball from now on, Savannah bananas.

My wife and I've got to do it as of two days ago. And that's all we care about now. The fuck is that? You don't know what Savannah bananas is, the Banana League? I know that it's a baseball team that does gimmicks. There's six teams in this league now. My wife likes the clowns. I like the party animals.

There's the firefighters. You're watching them against the bananas yesterday. I'm, there was a sold out Wrigley Field. It's fucking wild. People like it. Anyway, lo, lo, l'u'll says Vidi doesn't even dance, bro. I endo board.

All right, Carl. A punch drunk today. I'm sorry. What from what? I don't know. The alcohol? Some of that. A punch drunk from alcohol.

All right, here's, let's do the scum parade and take this thing home. All right. It's time for us to listen to the scum parade. We start some murder drugs in jail walking. You'll hear a bad guy who fought his door. And catch up on the news this week. Want to hear the Skull Parade. Reminder in 30 minutes.

Tune into the WTP channel for who are these broadcasters. Special day and time this week. Or what you could do is subscribe to the creep off Patreon. If you haven't yet, you can go back and watch some back episodes. You can watch the Jared Fogel episode. There's the Chris Chad episodes. This is about the time or the place for that. There's the Sonichu episode.

You're confusing people. How about the Hall of Fame deduction of Rick James? You're confusing. That was a good one. I had a very concise call to action, and then you confuse everyone with all these other things they could do. I know. Also, point devil points on my channel today at 4 p.m. I'll have Husey as a guest.

Shulia and I have Husey and Lucy Typebox as guests as we go through Southern John's audiobook. Or what you could do, everybody is find some glass and grind it up really finely and put it in some water. Say we're going to supertip.g.g. Griep. He checked that in a little while. Nobody likes us. All right. Let's get into this gun parade.

All right. This is Sarah Baker, Carl. She's spent years working as an attorney and prosecutor in Coleman, Alabama. One of the shittiest parts of Alabama, by the way. I had to drive to Coleman once because it was the only place that had a Buffalo Wild Wings where I could watch NFL football. I want to be just like Alabama man. It was actually a Miami Buffalo game that Miami won.

It was great. Today, she's sitting in jail facing multiple felony charges after prosecutors accused her of trying to kill her husband, Carl. Okay. You see, according to court records, the investigation began in 2025. Prosecutors alleged that Baker attempted to poison her husband on multiple occasions. How so? By putting fentanyl, or what she believed to be fentanyl, into his food and drinks. No one ever laces my food and drinks with fentanyl.

It's not fair. I would love that. Could you imagine you come home and like, ah, I love it. Oh, you cook dinner, this is great. And then you're high as a kite for the rest of the night. This fucking rules. Thank you. Sue me, John.

Sue me, John. Sue me, John. Will this man ever learn to be careful what he wishes for? Will this man ever learn a fucking lesson? You think it could be, there could be a downside to the getting fentanylaced food? Is that you're saying? Certainly. It's not all sunshine and good times.

All right. So this guy had already suffered a stroke and required assistance of caregivers, and I think she wanted to just off. The allegations led to Barker's arrest in November of 2025. A grand jury indicted her on multiple charges included attempting murder, conspiracy to commit murder, domestic violence, elder abuse, and several drug-related offenses. Offenses, I speak English, I swear. Barker pleaded not guilty and was released on $400,000 bond while awaiting trial. That's not the end of the case, though, Carl.

This past month, the prosecutors asked the court to revoke her bond after alleging she violated the conditions of her release. Did she do that? Oh, I'm just going to bring my husband some leftovers. Pet doll. You look hungry. Did you want some? I'll break food over. Don't worry about it.

She's not supposed to be near the guy. Right. She's like in trouble for trying to murder him. Yeah, trying to kill him. Right. Yeah. So she calls one of the caregivers that asked for an empty prescription bottle. A few days later,

prosecutor said she returned with a bag and instructed the caregiver to place it inside a safe at her husband's home. This is this cumminton. He needs to take it twice a day. instead the caregiver called the cops. Investigators took a look at the bottle, and it had 12 grams of a purple powder, which tested positive as fentanyl.

So she's up to her old tricks, it sounds like. Yeah, sounds like somebody didn't learn, just like Carl. Based on those allegations, the judge revoked Barker's bond, and she was later taken back into custody, remains in bond, or remains jailed as she waits for trial. She denies all the allegations,

and she says she didn't commit any crime. By any chance, do you have the first sentence of this article? I do not. Pulled up there. Let me pull it up. The New York Post is great. I love the New York Post. But this is dumb.

It says a crazed leftist Alabama attorney is the first sentence. And then it goes out to talk about social media posts that were pro-democrat. And I was like, she tried to murder her husband. Are we going to focus on who she votes for? Who gets shit? What's the point? You think they would have let her go? she voted for Trump and Alabama probably.

Maybe, yeah, maybe that was the big deal. Like, why is it Derek Post concerned about what she tweets? Who cares? Great question. Josh from Jersey wants to know if that's Bob Levy. That's not Bob Levy. It is not. Okay.

Just making sure. Carl, this is a fun story. We're going to Pooler, Georgia. A 45-year-old man is behind bars. His name is Jamal Lamar Kearney. White guy? No. He's charged with aggravated sodomy and impersonated to play.

police officer. He's being held on no bond. According to the police department, this incident occurred in April at a Wawa gas station. Kearney allegedly approached the victim, accused her of drinking and driving, showed her a fake badge. He told her to get in his vehicle or she would be taken to jail. She complied. Oh boy. Curty then drove the victim to an apartment complex parking lot, where he told her she must perform sexual acts on him or he would arrest her. All right. It's time for the field sobriety test. So you have to suck my dick without using your teeth. And then we'll find out if you're sober enough to drive a car.

Who is dumb enough to fall for this? This woman's retarded. Well, not everybody knows what a real breathalyzer is, Carl. Yeah, blow into this for at least 32 minutes. You know, the only way this guy's not a liar is if the fake badge said female body inspector. Then they'd be like, well, I mean, really, this is not you lady. He then drove the victim to an apartment complex parking lot where he told her she must perform sex acts on her. Then he instructed her to lift her shirt and her bra and was touched by the suspect.

Then he drove her to another parking lot and instructed to continue performing the same sexual act on him in an alleyway next to a building. Well, he's a police officer, so I guess I gotta just do it. That is until a car came by and the suspect became alarmed and the act was discontinued. officers administered a breath test to the victim which showed she was not impaired. I love that they threw that line in the story. Yeah, wait, why is she going to get breathed out? I was like, no, this fucking lunatic thing. What are you drunk, you dumb bitch?

Jesus Christ. You think any of the cops are like to know we could do this? Well, we did have that one story of the police officer who decided to get Hansy with the woman in the backseat of the cruiser. We watched the video where he got locked. That there's like an idiot. He locked itself in his own. I don't know what happened. We got locked in the back of my dick fell in her. It was a one-a-billion shot, Sarge. Surveillance video from the while I confirmed the victim's account. Police said that showed Kearney pacing around the gas station before the victim arrived. He was observed pacing, scanning his surroundings, and looking towards the victim's vehicle.

The male then returned to the vehicle, retrieved a blue hoodie and put it on before walking to the victim's vehicle. Oh, a blue hoodie. That's why she went with him. Cops were blue. Josh from Jersey says, but how did she vote? For some reason, this article didn't have that in there. I don't know. I'm not sure where she's registered Republican or Democrat.

Court records show Kearney was out on bond at the time of the incident for possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. This is not Manny Muskets, by the way. I know you guys heard about Manny at the Wawa, I'll walk away with anything. Mani don't steal pussy. He steals sandwiches. Exactly.

He's a good man. No, Carl, I figured I'd throw this next story in here to give you an opportunity to victim blame. Oh, good. This is Brian Adolf. It's unfortunate, but okay. Yeah, that is his sister, Elise Adolf and her dog. Might want to change your last name, guys. Yeah, he's 26 and she was 24.

Notice my last name is now Hebringer. We decided to change it after bad things happen. Heburger. Hitler. Heberger Hitler. Now, this happened in Lancaster, PA. Authorities say that Adolf killed his sister Monday. When police arrived at home, they found at least Adolf dead in a pool of blood. Investigators say Adolf became angry when the victim's dogs were continuously barking. Can I hire this man? No, he's in prison. Oh, God damn it. If he would please stab my neighbor 20 times with that fucking dog barks, I would so appreciate it. Mr. Adolf, when you get out, give me a call. I have a job for you.

You're really awful. My neighbor's dog never stops barking, Vinny. It never stops. You know, I go to your house all the time. I've never heard that dog bark once. You're making me look bad. I've never heard the dog bark, and I'm not even joking. It's only when it's outside, which is at nighttime and in the morning.

It's only when we're in bed is where the dog barks. It's great. Got it. Works that really well. Got it. So apparently, he became angry when the victim's dogs were barking, leading to him at one point grabbing and punching one of the dogs in the nose. That's kind of funny, right? I know you're a dog guy.

Punching a barking dog in the nose is kind of funny. A little bit? Like, I think about, I thought about that for a second. I was like, this guy's really fucking losing his shit. I would probably have to laugh. Yeah. But, you know, you do it. to the wrong dog and it's a bad situation.

So, Elise Adolf, according to authorities, that confronted her brother. Did you punch my dog in the face? He then went to the kitchen, grabbed a small kitchen knife, and stabbed his sister roughly 20 times. There's more. That'll shut her up. While he's stabbing his sister,

his brother sees what's going on and hits him over the head with a glass plate. Wait, did he bring a plate to a knife fight? Sure did. The suspect is that a kid. Cues of turning his attention to his brother, stabbing him multiple times. Yeah, he should have grabbed a knife. The stent of the injuries to the brother are not immediately known, but the sister is dead. Yeah.

After stabbing his siblings, Brian Adolf went upstairs and took a shower to wash the blood off. According to the news release, when he walked back downstairs, his brother had found a gun, confronted him. That's when Brian fled the home and was later arrested. He's now remaining in prison. So he went from a plate to a gun. Yes. I squated quickly. Well, you know, everybody, you live and you learn.

That's true. Now, I don't have a picture for this next story, and I could have. It came from the sun, I believe. And the pictures that were in this are all of the victim. There's not one mugshot of the person who committed this crime. Holy shit, you're right. And the victim's a child. The most adorable child.

Yeah, you're right. What? That's weird. It was in South Africa. Cool pictures, like the happiest, like a little fucking kid in the world. Dude, that's so, they never show the victims when it's a child, do they? And I'm not doing it. I'm not going to show it.

Interesting. What the fuck? I couldn't believe this article. And this is a heinous thing that happened here. Yeah. An eight-year-old kid named Daniel Jamneck was attacked while staying at his friend's house in Peerless Park, South Africa, a suburb of Cape Town. The youngster was sleeping on a double bed beside the 49-year-old father of a

his friend while the man's own son slept just feet away on the bunk bed. The father was handed two life sentences. Despite pleading his innocence, he was convicted of rape and murder of the young boy. All right. In this guy's defense, really you're going to bring home your hot friend and him to sleep over at the house? You know your dad did do him.

You got to bring the hot friend over? Is Daniel coming over tonight? Oh, he's spending the night? E-hee. There's room in my bed for him. Why the fuck's he sleeping in the dad's bed? It's easier for him to assay him. That's wild. Prosecutors presented a harrowing forensic evidence, including bite marks of abrasions, adult pubic hair, and nail marks on Daniel's neck.

Here's why they're not naming the dad to protect the identity of his son, who was a key witness during the trial. And also, you know, that kid's got to go back to school and nobody's ever going to come to his sleepovers after this. Dude! Everyone's going to know who it is. Like, who's that kid who died? Who's his best friend? They're going to figure it out. Handing down the sentence, the judge Sue Smith said the man had shown no remorse for his actions at any stage.

He was also sentenced to 10 years in prison for the rape of a woman in 2005 and eight years for the sexual assault of Daniel with all sentences order to run concurrently. How this all works, I have no idea. The court heard the father was a repeat sex offender who had entered into a plea, after the 2005 rape conviction. He was then placed under three-year correctional supervisor program for which he later absconded. Sounds like this was written by AI. Yeah, maybe. It's very confusing.

It also says in this article, he's banned from working with children. I mean, that's a bit harsh, don't you think? Guy can't even work around children now? Come on. You know, man, not everybody wants to do that job. Someone's got to be the scout leader. Someone's going to take the kid's camping. Come on.

The mom described her son as an absolute life. I'm not even a compliment. What does that mean? Yeah. My buddy Drew Lane was talking about when someone dies, you'll often say two things. He lit up a room or he'd give you the shirt off his back. And Drew's like, that's not typical of anyone. Whenever they say that shit, I call bullshit on that.

Like, I rarely run into someone who lights up a room or gives you the shirt off their back. So I feel like they could have done a better job with the eight-year-old who got essayed and murdered. Like, could have said something a little bit nicer? I think that's accurate. That was my point. All right. Well, that's that. Carl, um,

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