The Creep Off - Episode 324: Meowschwitz

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

Karl and Vinnie head north of the border to answer one question: Who is the Biggest Creep in British Columbia? We'll also bring you a brand-new Karl's Cop Cam, another edition of the Scum Parade, and all the arguments, bad decisions, and questionable judgment you've come to expect from us at the Creep Off.Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: https://cnycentral.com/news/local/ex-doordash-driver-accused-of-filming-naked-customer-gets-trial-datehttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16013435/texas-woman-loud-sex-older-man-waco.htmlhttps://lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-at-kfc-drive-thru-frustrated-about-delay-pulls-out-ar-15-style-rifle-and-aims-it-at-employee-police/https://nypost.com/2026/08/01/us-news/hoarder-mail-carrier-trapped-over-100-stolen-pets-in-florida-home/https://lawandcrime.com/crime/teacher-weighing-over-350-pounds-gets-light-sentence-after-stepping-on-students-backs-during-lockdown-drill/The score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 3 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Hey, Carl. What's up? It's Monday. It's one o'clock. It's time for the creep off. Let's go. Are you ready? I am actually ready.

I brought cop cam clips and I have a little presentation for my creep. Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. Damn it. I knew I forgot something. You're listening to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. Okay, you tell the kids to get out to fuck off the damn page.

Attention parents. true about a seat is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grownups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. Vin housing for the win housing. Disgusting, vomiting, inducing thing. Ola, creepbos. Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps.

For you, creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me today in studio, as always. My pal. I think he's my pal. but he's also my nemesis. So it's a weird relationship.

It's Carl, everybody. What is happening, Vinnie Paul? You know, good to see you, my friend. How was your SummerSlam weekend? You know, I didn't get to watch a minute of SummerSlam this weekend. What? There was nothing I cared about. What?

Not a goddamn thing. I don't think I even know you anymore. You didn't care about SummerSlam? So I was out watching the Cubs-Yankees game with a bunch of Yankees fans yesterday, which is always fun. And on ESPN, they have like a... five-hour pre-show for SummerSlam on ESPN. Really? Yeah.

That's crazy. It's wild. I did not know that was what was going on. But who's the guy who sings, who does your little promo on there? Danhausen. Danhausen. So I'm with people who have never seen this shit before.

They're like, whoa, look at that guy. I'm like, that's Vinny's buddy right there. It's like the biggest star in wrestling. It's pretty great. It's awesome. He's the star of the New York Knicks now. He won their championship. I have the fun little thing on my board now.

Vin-housing for the win-housing. It's incredible. The dude's blown up. And it's the silliest shit in the world. It is. It's so goofy. I'm very happy for him. He really deserves it.

That's a one-of-a-million guy right there. And speaking of one-in-a-million, Carl, it's the creep-off today. Oh, I'm sorry, real quick. I'm walking into the comedy club today. Yeah. And I always see the posters up for the comedians who are going to be here coming up. Right. And one struck me as interesting.

I don't have you ever seen a headshot. like Doug Benson's before. He looks like he didn't know someone was taking a photo of him. Huh. He's literally like looking out to the side and just kind of like not even like an expression on his face. It's really bizarre. Have you seen it?

I'm going to have to go and take a look. Yeah, take a look after this. Because I walk past it every day and maybe I'm blind to it at this point. Yeah, it's pretty funny. Like most of them are like professional or they're goofy or some of these. He's just like out of it. You know who we got coming up this weekend? Yeah, I do Annie Letterman.

Yeah, man. I'm pretty excited. I have never seen her lives before. and she makes me laugh. Yeah, she's good. I'm looking forward to that. You can't podcast worth shit, but she's a good stand-up.

And that's the thing, Carl. Not everybody can do it. A lot of people can't. But I'll tell you what, man. I just got wildly distracted. You know, we find out if we can do it or not, Minnie? We have a competition on this show.

Every week, Minnie and I compete with each other to figure out who can bring the biggest creep at a certain category. And then you go and vote at patreon.com slash the creepoff. We tally up those votes throughout the week. we come back every Monday with our results girl.

Find out who won that person gets a point. Once one of us gets to five points, we've won the round. The other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. It's back there, and it is not looking good. I just completed my consequence this past week. Yes, the trek off. The trek off is over. Oh, how cool was that Tabbert, your co-house on the track off,

was in town on Saturday, came over to my house for who are these podcasts, and then came out to the isotope show that you also attended. Thank you for coming out on Saturday. Yeah, you should thank Tab for my presence. I do. I get it. I know that's why he did that. I actually, no, I came out to see you guys.

I appreciate it. It was a fun show. It was a good show. You guys did a great job except for when you did the Star Trek theme to troll me. Dude, I did the Star Trek theme, original and next generation. And you and Tab were right there rocking out to it. You're like, yes, this is my favorite jam now. Not what happened?

You did not like happy at all. Very gay, Carl. It was very gay of you. All right. It is Super Chat Monday. We're going to do the results, but I just have to say some people are being incredibly generous right now in the chat, Carl. I see that. Labron Mystic coming in.

I want to make sure to get these. Let's start off with Labron here. Yeah, he's got five gifted memberships to the creepoff channel. And then he added another five-de-worthy topic. Thank you, Labran Mystic. Much appreciated if he did get a membership just now. You can go to the membership tab and see we have bonus shows. I just did a great one on the sternly wed game, Sedering John, and Karen, his girlfriend from the Channel 9 show, worth checking out.

Now, I also have to shout out Killaf420, who gifted five creep off channel number six. Killer 420, we appreciate you, buddy. Good stuff. Now, Joseph Collins has been a member for 11 months, and he also said, if there's no Megapowers versus Megabucks, it's not SummerSlam, and he's not wrong. Is that true? Yes. He's right, 100% right. I didn't know I'd be learning so much when I got here.

I'd take some Owen versus Brett at SummerSlam again, but nobody has a necromancer, and they haven't figured out how to cure stroke damage, so that ain't going to happen. So anyway, the Cubs were down 2-0 in the sixth inning when Michael Bush knocked in a run. What are we talking about? Can we get back to the game? Can we get back to the creep-off? You know what? I have something that will get us back on track.

Oh, my God, it's Danny. Danny. Hi, guys. We missed you last week. You look amazing. Thank you for being here. You're looking all summary. What did you say? I'm sorry. I said you're looking all summary.

Yeah, definitely. It's caught as shit lately. This is everyone's favorite segment on here. We just hit on Danny awkwardly. Everyone loves this part of the show. It's great. Me too. Why not make it last?

It's dragging out. Danny. Do you have results from last week's episode? I do. I have results for, it was the biggest Spanish creep last week. This one was not a close vote. Yeah, 67% the winner gets. This was not a close one.

We've got a lot of close ones lately. This was not a close one. No, this was a kind of a landslide. 67% of the vote goes to Vinnie and Jose Antonio Rodriguez, Vegas. Vin housing for the win housing. I got to use it, everybody. Congratulations. I got to use it.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's nice to be back in the game. Here we are, Carl, tied at three, which this is coming for a pretty good round. Yes, it is. We're tied three to three. So this is an important game today for sure.

It sure it is because whoever wins this is going to be on Game Point next week. You know, with all this, like, dabble dashboard shit, and everyone's looking at who's making how much money and the rankings and stuff. And, of course, it's a super tip rating. leaderboard as well. Who's doing that? That would be flimsy Greenberg. Okay. Put that together. But anyway, the point is, this is really the only show where the competition actually means something. Who cares how much money Kevin Brennan got yesterday? I could give a fuck. But this is important. This is where your vote counts, everyone. And you should go to Patreon.com slash the creepoff after you listen to this episode.

Carl, I've been thinking about this for a while now. The creep off, we're right on the outskirts of this dabble verse thing. Right. Sure. But we're technically dabblerverse, but we're not. You know what I mean? We like it brought up when people want to make fun of my viewer account. Right.

Right. Just a millstone around your neck at that dabblerverse. Exactly. But honestly, dude, I don't know what to make of it. Like, I feel like are we dabblerverse? Are we not? Where do you think this show stands? Because if we are dabbledverse, then we might be the only fucking show in the dabbleverse

with original content, new content every week. We don't just count our money the entire episode and then read Super Cheds. Right. And we don't talk about other people's shows. We actually just go and find other shit to talk about and do a show. I used to make fun of True Crime podcast out here, but no, we don't do that anymore. It's all about cop cams now, baby. I'm so happy about that.

Me too. That's all I'm going to say is, I don't know. I wanted your opinion. Danny, thank you for being here. Where can people see more of you? you can come find me on Instagram at Danny Desolation come say hi

I haven't been on recently so I need to catch up on that shit's been crazy the last couple weeks honestly so but we're back yeah the last post Danny had is a nice bikini pick of Danny and if you want to see more of that

Patreon.com slash the creepoff we have a whole cow bikini photo shoot that's true that is true did you know that my cow bikini picks are still up on the creepoff's Instagram Yeah. Yeah, I found out yesterday when I was at the bar with all my friends.

And so I was like, have you seen Carla in a bikini? Why? I started getting passed around. Why wouldn't they be on the creep off Instagram? Fuck you. That's why. Because fuck you. You never gave me the video of you shaving your chest or getting your chest waxed.

I posted it. You're fine. Shut up. All right, everybody. Thank you, Danny. We'll see you soon. Bye, Danny. Oh, she was noisy today.

I didn't realize that was all her. Yeah. She was like Dave Sarah yesterday on Husey show. Hysterical. Oh, fucking power. Like a industrial fan blowing him. So do you go one piece or two piece when you're down by your pool in Florida? Oh, I always go two piece.

I just feel hot there, you know? I'm feeling it. Mm-hmm. You know? Sexy. Now, uh, did you know that today is a holiday in Canada, Carl? I didn't know that until I got the email yesterday from our producer Alex, informing me about that and telling me that we should probably pick a creep.

from British Columbia. Yeah, because apparently it's BC Day up there. Cool. I guess it's like their Labor Day. Happy BC Day. Yeah. Before Christ. And so these Canadians get a holiday, but only in that one province, right?

That's how that works? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Cool. Everybody else just kind of gets to tag along, but the people in BC really have a party today. I wish the Canada would break up. I wish Quebec would be its own country and British Columbia should be its own country.

Quebec and wings. They'll be their own thing. I think Toronto should join the United States. Clean that up. I think that's a great call. I know. There's a lot of cool concerts at Toronto. I'd love to not go to the customs.

We'll take Ontario. Yeah, we'll take Ontario. That'd be cool. Make it part of New York. Yeah, keep the rest of that shit. You guys are going to get fucking taxed up the asshole, but, you know, welcome to America. Oh, like they don't get taxed up the asshole now. Are you kidding me?

Canadian taxes are ridiculous. Trump, are you listening to lose all that. We want Ontario for New York. Let's go. he's not going to get it together, Carl. I know. You want to have a competition? I do.

And you know how that starts is by me ringing the bell. Vinnie, you won, so you go first. All right, I'm going to introduce you to my crew today, Carl. This is him. His name is John Horace Outen. Okay. Now, he... He's Bert Reynolds' stunt double?

He might be. Yeah. He very well might be. By day, Carl, he was just a simple hot tub salesman. Okay, now you're using A-high, all right. I just... It's fine, it's fine. I'm not mad.

I just couldn't find a lot of information on this guy, even though it turns out he was an incredibly prolific criminal in British Columbia. So that reads, everything you're about to hear is made up by Vinny. So let's hear about your fan fiction about this guy. Nobody. Let's go. Not made up at all. He came, he got one of the greatest, most on-the-nose nicknames in Canadian crime history, Carl. Okay.

he was the paperbag rapist. Oh, I've seen this guy do comedy. Yeah, he was straight on the Gogg show. Yeah, it's really good. From roughly... I see that guy at Lions games in the 90s. He was always in the stand, so sad. From roughly 1977 to 1985, he was prolific.

Like I said, police and victims put the number somewhere between 150 to 170 people. I like, you said police and victims are like, you can count me. 150 to 170 people essayed by this guy over 10 years, Carl. Now, the problem here, don't take no for an answer. You can't say can't since this guy's motto is the same as Stuttering Judd. So do you remember how my creep last week was like raping old ladies? I do. Yeah.

This was a little different. The people he was raping, most of them were children. Okay. Little girls. Okay. Two of them were boys. weird very needed to be pointed out what ages we talk about here bennie uh so the victims in this are actually aged eight to 60 all right because he did rape a lot of adults too but it was mostly kids now

here's the thing pre-peabizing girls don't like sex guys stop that he preferred uh finding children in pairs carl he would stalk kids isolate apples do you ever find children in apples one time we found running an orange. I'll be here all week, people. He would then force one to watch or participate in a, what I would call a psychological mind fuck. Well, he raped the other one. Okay.

Then make the second person, the kid feel responsible for what happened to the first kid. You didn't stop me. Correct. He just messed with these little children's heads. He gives the kid a riddle. He's like, I'll stop raping your friend if you can figure out the answer to this. What's black and white and red all over?

So at night, he would be out hiding in the bushes, right? Okay. He'd be out hiding in the bushes. Sure. And here's a good story. On April 16, 1981, this particular instance was in the middle of the day. 13-year-old Carmen Aguire and her 12-year-old cousin, this is her real name, Macarena.

Not Macarena, Macarena. Right. They were out by the woods sneaking a cigarette that Carmen had stolen from her dad. dad's wallet. So they're out in this out in the woods kind of trying to hide it. This is like a horror movie. You know, the, the teenager who wants to have sex in the woods is the one that gets killed first. It's like, you're being naughty. So this is what happens. This is what happens. Yep. The lesson is you shouldn't smoke cigarettes here. Don't smoke cigarettes. Yeah, trucker, Andy. Quit smoking cigarettes. It's bad for you. Please keep it up, keep it up, Andy. All you want.

So here's the story. They're out there and they hear a noise behind her. Carmen hears like sticks breaking in the woods. And they start to turn around and they hear, do not turn around. I have a gun. Put your hands up. I would. And both of these girls are like, oh, shit. I would immediately turn around if I heard that.

Like, do you really? Mr. Magenta, thank you. I blame the Star Trek show for many using all this AI. Agreed, Mr. Magenta. I blame Casey Day as well. This is only because I couldn't go down my normal minutia trail because there's not a lot. All right. Keep going.

So he makes these two girls lay down face down into the, the moss, presses a gun to the back of their necks, and he never lets them look at him. He says to the one girl, you have two choices. You could either fuck me or I kill you. And now that's her kink. Well, she says, I'd rather you kill me. Oh, wrong answer, right? He says, no, I don't want to do that.

Right. And he does it. He wants to bang the 13-year-old girl. Sure. So what he does is he starts teasing the cousin, Macarena, that Carmen, the one he has down that he said he wanted to bang was a hooker and planned this whole thing and that this is what she wants. She wants us to do it in front of you. And then he calmly describes in detail exactly how he's going to when he's done banging her

13-year-old cousin, chop her up into pieces, bury her in a plastic bag, and karma better do everything he says or she's going to be helping him do it all. I'm not going to lie. I get into this kind of dirty talk, too. I'm fine with all of this so far. This is the 13-year-old children at gunpoint in the woods. Sure. With this paper bag on his fucking head.

I don't do all of this stuff. I'm not that advanced yet. I'm sorry about my bad. So either way, he got his way, and he just disappeared into the sunny afternoon. Like, nothing fucking happened. That was one instance, Carl. There were 10 years of these afternoons. I would think that as soon as you see the guy in the paper bag hat, he'd be like, hey, I think we want to arrest that guy.

I'm pretty sure he's up to something. Here's the thing, Carl. He didn't just use the paper bag hat. paper bag. Oh. He also used... Zoro mask? He used makeup.

Okay. They described it as like grease paint, like grease makeup. So I found some, I did some hypothetical images of that. See, Dan House. Here he is. Here he is as a cat. Unrecognizable. Yeah.

You could never figure out who this is. Yeah. This was him as a mime. Oh, look. I'm going to get stuck in your box. Yeah. And I believe around October of 1987, he was going on his dream. Dracula. Cool. Yeah. Trick or treat. So this fucking guy was getting away with this for 10 years.

There are all these victims from all over the place. I want you to know that. What? I am mad at you right now. For what? You know what. You know exactly what you did. All right, keep going. What did I do? You know exactly what you did. No, it's not Timu Ace freely. Rock or B. So, you know, by day, he's selling hot tubs to people. And then at night, he's just, already their children, flip-flopping their kids. God, hot tub is a terrible investment. Yeah. They're not great. What an asshole.

You could have just said hot tub salesman. I'd be like, all right, you got it this week, buddy. He got away with this for so long that I think. Selling hot tubs? No, just all of this, that he created systems on how to do it. He would pick areas in the greater Vancouver area. And he would just kept track of where he did stuff. So he knew.

And this was his downfall, Carl, because he became a suspect. and a female undercover officer got into his house by telling him she was with the apartment complex or something, got into his house and found the map on his wall with all the marks on it to all of the places, which they used as corroborating evidence to arrest him. Good. And guess what this asshole did when he got arrested? Offed himself. Started singing like a bird. Oh, good. And they were like, wait, wait, you're the guy who had the cat makeup too?

You're the cat makeup guy too? Vinnie's making this part up. Did you, were you the mime rapist as well? This didn't happen. Well, he connected the dots on a lot of it, but they were not able to prove all of it in court, even though he confessed. So they got a conviction for as many of them as they could. Sure. And they gave him something that's interesting.

A Canadian sentence that I did not know existed, you could get what's called. Slapped on the wrist. Interdeterminant. an indeterminate sentence. Forgive my stutter. Which means he's in jail forever unless they decide you could come out. He's eligible for parole every two years. I was doing a lot of research on these creeps up in British Columbia.

And their system is weird. So every two years, this guy gets put up for parole. Yeah, what a waste of everyone's time. And it's fun because he's having a great time with this because his story changes every two years. Oh, cool. So one year he'll come in and he'll try him really. sorry for everything I did and they'll still say, no, asshole, get back to your cell. And then he'll come back in and be like, I'm not sorry for what I did.

It was all lies. I was innocent. Then the next year he'll come back in, it'll change again. And the last time, I believe it was, hey, could you please let me out? I'm dying of heart disease. And they were like, no, you're not. And he wasn't. He's still alive, doing fine.

And he's in prison for forever, hopefully. Cool. That's my creep, John Horace Outen. No child's tiny hole was safe in British Columbia with this creep all running around. All right. Great presentation, Vinny. Thank you for that. Thank you for the AI images.

It really painted the picture for all of us. Hey, do you remember when you made that pimp video of the hamburger guy? I will never forget it. All of mine today was better than what you did. 100% agree with you. So, you are not wrong with that. That was horrific. Anyway, let's talk about Leonard Hogue.

If you want to pull up a photo of his family, the Hogue family here, you can see Leonard Howard Hogue, he moved from Winnipeg to Vancouver. Oh, my God. Is that the monsters? Um, yes. He moved to, he moved to, uh, Vancouver. Oh, I have the baby, Lily. He brought his wife and his two children, and then he graduated from the Vancouver

police department, 1996. And, uh, was the pistol shooting champion of his class while he was initially a patrolman after some time, he was transferred to the city prison. And by 1961, he had six children. You want to show the, the Hogue children here? there they are. Look at it. What a lovely family.

Oh my God. This guy was Howdy Dutie's father. Is that amazing? I don't even know Howdy Dutty was Canadian. So this one kid has a pointed head. This kid has a head that's two round. This is a lovely family. This child is definitely not his.

This one right here. Stop it. This wife was not cheating on him. How dare you? She's pumping out children. She's doing a great job. And he's on the police force working in their jail. And he realizes it'd be great if I had a little extra

money. You know, what's, what's my hustle going to be? You know, nowadays, everyone's trying to make some money on the internet or something like that. Uh, not me, but everyone else, you know, trying to make money on the internet. And so he wanted to hustle. So he decides, you know what? I'm going to get together with my other cop buddy here. And, uh, we'll just start robbing places. So they start stealing bags of cash from dairy queen freezers. Why would they keep the money in the freezer? Well, the dairy queen freezer, I think, is the name of the place. Oh. Oh, is that like a Canadian copyright thing.

Can't just have a regular dairy queen. Yeah, there has to be a maple leaf in the middle of it for some reason. Fucking dumb. So these two guys, these two cops are successful. They have a series of robberies. Back at this time in the early 60s, wealthy people would alert the police like, hey, we're going on vacation for a few weeks. Can you please watch after our house?

Make sure nothing happens to it. So these guys are like, yeah, yeah, you got it. And so what they would do is they would break into these homes. and rob them and then leave the sink running. Hey, I know who... I'm kidding. That's a reference to a movie. And in November of 1961, they looted a gun shop and stole 14 guns that were later used in their robberies.

In 1962, another guy wanted that. He heard about all this money they're making? Because they're like, you know, bragging about it and going out and getting drinks and stuff. Sure. So this guy's like, how come you guys have so much money? We'll have the same job. How can you guys have all those cool guns? Right.

And they're like, all right, you want to be, you want to join us? That's cool. So now there's another guy. And they decided to rob a bank. So after they robbed this bank, this dude, Robert, he decides, or I'm sorry, Leonard is his name, Leonard Hogue. He decides, I should have a nicer house in this. So he buys a brand new house in a very affluent area, the Coquitlam area, and is living

the life. Crime sprees galore. they're the three of them and a fourth guy and they're like robbing banks and trains and this is the craziest thing, Vennie. Okay. So there's four police officers. Right. He's got his little gang.

He's got his gang, right? Right. And they are on a train carrying banknotes for destruction. So these are banknotes that they're getting rid of. And $1.2 million worth of bank notes. But there were these like three inch whole. run it to make them unusable. So this is the way that Canada operated in the 60s.

You know, they would punch a hole in it. You know, like if you remember used CDs, yeah, they'd punch a little hole in the corner so you knew it was you're buying a used CD. They couldn't resell it like a new one. Right. Something like that, right? So what these robbers did, they saw all this money that was going to get destroyed that should have been useless. But they figured out a way to like tape it back together and make it look like it's legit. And they were just going out of spending spree.

So on April 17th, 1965, two of these cops are at the bar. And they're just fucking buying rounds for everyone, right? I bet they are. Yeah. And the bartender's like, there's holes in these bills. I don't think these are legit. So he calls the cops. And these guys are arrested.

They're like, oh, you're the guys who stole all that money that was supposed to be destroyed from that trade. Yeah. The guys who said they had no idea what happened to all this money that said their pockets right now. Yeah. So these cops get arrested, right? And Leonard's like, God damn it, these fucking assholes. So he's still going to work or whatever, but they're suspecting that he might be a part of this thing. So he realizes my goose is cooked.

So on April 20th, 1965, he decides to get one of those 3.57s that he stole from that gun shop. And he goes home and shoots his wife in the head. He's got six kids, right? Betty Davis said he's married. two over here? Yes, she lovely. No. So he's got six kids running around the house.

They have a big mansion. And they hear the gunshots. They're all scrambling. It's a good thing. This guy's a good shot because there's six kids running around. Thank you. You're going to need somebody. You're going to need someone.

And we're talking about 1 a.m. So these kids are all sleeping. Everything's fine. And the next thing you know, you hear gunshots. You're like, what's going on? Dad's... So his son Raymond, he's able to get out of the door, he scrambled to hide. Hogue found Clifford hiding in the utility closet next to the bathroom,

shot him in the head. Raymond was hiding in a locked bathroom. He busted down the door. First, he shot and hit the toilet. Usually he's a good shot, but this kid's like, whoa, what, look, look. You know, he's doing the stutter, snap, shook a jive. So, yeah, he gets him with the second shot right in the head. He found his daughter's bedroom empty.

He's like, they're not here. Okay, well, that's interesting. So the older daughter, Noreen had taken the younger darling into the basement. Great place to hide. Right. Wrong. He found them and executed both of them. You know what would be a good place to hide? The neighbors, stupid.

Yeah. The backyard and beyond would be a good place to hide. Then Richard, the youngest son, he was the last to die. He was whimpering in his bed when his father walked in, shot him in the head. After all, this mayhem shooting six children in the head, he goes into his bedroom and takes himself out. A female side? What's the word for this? Yeah, famicide.

Famicide? I guess. I don't know. He's a family annihilator is the general consensus term for this. Yeah, so he didn't show up to work. So the cops are like, we should probably check out of Leonard over there. They show up to the house. And, oh, this is a awful scene right here.

It's called the Coquitlam Massacre. Because Leonard Hogue, my creep, after a life of crime on the police force, decided to take out his entire family and himself. That is my creep because, Rini, you can always just take yourself out. You don't have to bring your family down with you. Well, you know, the problem is my guy was doing things to other people's kids. Oh, so you think it's okay if you take out your own kids? You have a right to that? I think it's better than flip-flop and 170 strangers.

Can I tell you a quick story about my research on this case? Because like you, I did not have a lot of information to go on. The Wikipedia page just said, And then he shot all his children. I'm like, that's it? Okay. Oh, so you wrote fan fiction? No.

And that little Billy was whimpering at his bed. No, no, no. No, no. I did find this, but no thanks to AI. Listen to this, prompt I put in. Can you detail how Leonard Hogue murdered each individual and his family? Sounds like a good question, right? Just detail it for him.

I need to present this other creepop today, right? Listen to the answer Grock gave me. I pay for this, by the way. It says, no, I will not detail it. the methods or sequences of how Leonard Hogue or anyone killed each family member. This is the thing that AI does? Yeah. That's why I don't use it for this shit.

Yeah, I guess I won't either. What a fucking wasted my time that was. It, like, it like scolded me. It's like, why do you even care? What's your problem? Stick to silly pictures like these. They're fun. I know.

I could have done that. Could you imagine if you had done this whole family as the monsters? How cute that would have been? Missed opportunity, my friend. I'm telling you. Vote for Carl. Page on a com slash the creepoff. The struggle is real.

Yeah. I'm with principle uncertainty. To be fair, they're not an attractive family. Oh, come on. We don't have to make fun of Canadians just because you're a European. Canadians think they're European, which is silly. They're not European. They're not.

They just, for some reason, give money to a monarch from Europe for some reason. They recognize a king. Yeah. It's kind of silly, actually. Really? Yeah. Huh. Huh.

You know, there's a fucking ocean between you guys. You know that medieval times are over, right? We don't need kings and queens anymore. Do you notice that your pals to the South took care of that situation for you? They gave you the model assholes. We did. We figured it out. All right, Carl.

Everything is perfect in this country. A whole bunch of Super Chat. Yeah, Super Chat Monday. People are celebrating. Of course, what are we celebrating British Columbia Day or something? Yeah. Yeah. All right.

If you're on the West Coast in Canada, give us all of your money right now. Yes. And do it at creepoff. dot com or patreon.com backslash the creep off where you vote for who you thought was the bigger. Oh, and we do bonus episodes every single Friday. In fact, this last one that we did was a longer one. We had my buddy Johnny Fioreka on, a detective for RPD retired now. And we had a phenomenal video of the RPD, Rochester Police Department.

Yeah. A couple of guys not going along with a Predator Hunter, a gentleman who's been on the show before. our pal Mike from predator poachers Long Island was in Rochester catching a homeless piece of shit who was talking to who we thought was a 13 year old girl But he also had

A ton of CP on his phone And admitted that on camera And so our buddy brings the cops in and goes Hey, you should probably arrest this guy We got all this stuff We got it on there The RPD's like Something about paperwork

We gotta go See ya It's fucking unbelievable It went viral and Vinny had an exciting conclusion that Johnny had not seen yet, because Johnny had already covered this on his show. Crime Dog podcast, D-A-W-G. But Johnny's great.

Follow Crime Dog podcast if you're doing this kind of thing. I like hearing ex-law enforcement break this shit down because they're not sweeping for anyone. They're telling it like it is. They called out the RPD for the way they handled this, and Johnny was very honest with us about it. What I appreciate about Johnny's take was he didn't see the whole video. Right.

He only saw the part of the confrontation. So I gave him a little more context to it. And he gave us a real good explanation of what should have happened there. So check that out. Bonus episodes out now. Goat Melp member for 30 months. Thank you so much. I'll be bitterly disappointed if the biggest creep doesn't turn out to be me for sending Daniel Alexander mobile coffee truck themed pants.

You did not. Where do you even get those? You did not. Yeah. What kind of pants are those? Are they similar to my hamburger pants that I got from Skinny Chad Zuma? I'd like to know more. Carl eats poo-poo.

We know Rockal-Orby. Hey, can you scroll up real quick? I think we might have missed one earlier. Tell me I'm wrong. Oh, yeah, we got a new member. Mr. Ronnie. Oh, yeah, let's not miss Mr. Ronnie. Thank you very much, Mr. Ronnie, becoming a member on our YouTube.

Oh, man, the cheeseburger walrus. Thanks for the Fiverr. Smokey's got a deal for you and the fans. 10 bucks or six Dairy Queen coupons. If you ever cover creeps from Nova Scotia, check out Cyrus and Sam Lasco. Wow, Derry Queen's a big deal up there, I guess. I know Sam Lasco, fucking caveman fuck. By the way, this guy right here, the Cheeseburger Walleris, he had to create that

so that Opie would read his superchats. Because Opie wasn't reading his superchats with his real name, so he had to change it and do that. He gifted one creep off channel membership. Thank you very much, the Cheesburger Wallace. Can you scroll up to Prince Well uncertainty and missed that one? He says, I wish I had considered crime before CCTV was a thing. I think about this all the time. It's cameras everywhere now.

You know, my dad, we did that episode where we talked about it. He was like a career criminal. Yes. And just the shit that he got away with. Right. Because there were no cameras. Fucking ran over abroad and just walked away from the car. It was like, prove it was made.

Plus, he's Italian and they have a motto. Snitches get stitches. So people were cool back then. Vinny Carl is better than you. I think you cheat. Thank you. I agree. What did I cheat at?

Is that a photo of me? God damn. How do I? How do I scrub that from the internet? I need to go to Reputation.com or something. Scrub all my own photos, old photos off the internet. You know who, you know what they should do? Reputation.com needs to find John Melendez in obscurity.

They need to say, hey, listen, we will scrub the internet of all the shit against about you, but you have to be our spokesperson from now on. Oh, that's a good idea. Because there's nobody who's like reputation has been more hard to buy the internet. Reputation. dot com. Oh, I'm a spotless citizen now.

That's a really funny idea. You know, uses Reputation.com is Chad Zumach, and that's real. That's a true thing. That is a true, real thing. I was on a Husey show last night.

I saw. And someone pointed out, just getting back to my appearance there, that the reason why Lemmy doesn't like me is because she looks like me if I shaved my face. So that was very funny. It's not true.

but I thought it was very funny. Yeah. A lovely lady. She's not terrific to look at it. No, she's not a monster. She's not a goblin like I am. Of course. Of course not.

I mean, I assume she probably has webbed digits like you. I don't have webbed digits. I was born club footed. You know, I'm really getting sick of you and Keanu and Kevin Brett in hurting my feelings over and over again. I'm going to start crying, Vinny. I get very upset. I'm club fucking footed, you ass white. Will you play?

Please forgive me for making fun of your clubbed feet, Carl. Could you imagine if I ever cried on the internet? That would be the greatest day of my life. I don't even know how that could happen. I watched these fucking carmicks and these fucking retires. Like, yeah, how do you cry in the internet? I'm like, how does this happen? How do you get to this place?

I got, uh, I got to say I'm very upset that everyone in the dabbled verse has been stealing my gimmick. Oh, what's that? Making fun of you. They're all fucking trying to make fun of you. It drives me crazy. I've been doing it for years. I get no credit. All they do is, they say I'm your ball washer.

All they do is make my skin thicker, Vinny. It's just fucking you up, man. You can't get to me anymore. I read my Discord sometimes. You can't get to me, motherfucker. That's right. I can't get to you because you're always one note faster. God damn.

It's not a whole beat. A whole beat faster. I just, I tend to like push the tempo. One beat faster than everyone else all the time. Our drummer, Enmore Awesome was, well, we played a little too fast the other night. So it wasn't me this time. I was happy about that. I did it real quick.

I know I'm all over the place. I'm not, I'm very scattered brain. I apologize for that. It's okay. But on WATP, we did a scat podcast. A gay gentleman has guests on.

Yeah. Like fecal play. Ugh. I'm suggested in our Discord because of the rumors about me. Anyway, I have gotten so many complaints about this episode. Multiple people, including my wife today.

It's like, I can't listen to this. It's too disgusting. And I don't, I'm not offended by podcast ever. There were shit on here that was, like, deeply disturbed by. Yeah. So if you like to creep off and you like being deeply disturbed by rancid shit,

check out the latest WATDP. Yeah, do. It was very funny. I laughed out loud a lot. I was sad I wasn't there for it, to be honest. I was taken by surprise with some of the shit these guys are up to. I'm like, whoa, you know what it reminded me of? When Scott Thompson was here at the comedy club, Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall, the gay one.

And Scott Thompson was talking about heated rivalry that gay hockey players. TV show and how all these women love it. They're like, oh, it's so romantic. All these gays get together and do it in between games. It's cut down as like, you women have no idea what gay sex actually is. You'd be horrified by it. I just thought that was the funniest take. It's like, yeah, none of this is romantic.

Are you crazy? Do you know what's going out of that bedroom? It's not interesting. It's not good. Why don't you explain it to us, Carl? I could because I just did a little study on my podcast on Saturday. Did you see the message I sent you this morning? Remind me.

What was it? Well, speaking of kids in the hall. Oh, Kevin McDonald's coming. That's fucking cool. I didn't even know he didn't stand up. He's doing standup and he's doing improv and sketchwriting workshops. Okay. What's he doing here?

Stand up, I hope? Yeah, stand up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You think he's going to do Kevin sketches on stage? I would never allow that. Dude, if he was doing improv workshops, I hate that so much. But Kevin McDonald's great. Yeah.

That would be fun. So what do we got now? We got a cop cam. A to C calls Cod cam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me cause cop cam. Lose all your rights. Ruin your life.

Shout out to Boner Guy 69. Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. Boner guy sends me tons of copcams. He's been sending a lot lately. And this one was a fun one. There is a storage unit. You know, these places where you can rent out a little garage or whatever and throw your shit in there.

Yeah, shit that you should just throw out. But for some reason, you're like, I might want this someday. You don't. Throw it out. Whatever. Pay a monthly fee to store it somewhere. Fine. Well, there's a customer there that they don't want to be a customer anymore because she's kind of a problem.

As you'll see in my clip number one. Got it. Also, I have that problem. Now, she has a unit here. Blairs are music, dances in the parking lot, swings from the trees. You guys have the right to choose to do this, either terminating her contract or whatnot. I know the car itself, I don't think that license plate's good. However, it's not operating on a roadway.

And she's also known to be a little... Yeah, we don't. Yeah. That's why we don't want to take a chance without customers. Yeah, people have... Yesterday, two customers came in, complained. What's that lady doing there, then? Yeah.

She'll walk up and down Davis and like rub dirt on herself and stuff. And it's a daily occurrence for us. Is she a chinchilla? I noticed how you picked up on swings from the trees. You're like, huh? And that might have been a little bit racially charged as we see in my clip number two when she enters the store here. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it probably is racially charged. might be here.

How are you? Oh, hi. This is a police. And hi, lady. And hi, sir. I told you you can't plug that in here. Oh, no, I know. You told me that you're not responsible for it.

I don't want it plugged into my electricity. This building, the storage building that I have a place here? You're not paying for electricity. But I'm paying for the storage, man. You know, if you don't want to abide by the rules, they also have the right to terminate the contract. that this lady told me I'm not allowed to do all of my stuff here. That's what I was saying.

I have to say yes, ma'am. Thank you. But I thought because I paid for the storage unit, if I'm here, I can plug it, try it really. I'm only going to leave my speaker. I was going to leave this. Now, I'll be honest. I think the woman who works there is being a little unreasonable.

You know, it's like you can't pull your phone in. It's a nominal charge. It's a cost a penny. for the electricity, I'm going to charge her phone. But I get it. She's a nuisance, and they just don't want her there. They don't want her around other customers. She's a problem, right?

This lady's pretty close from calling her, Uga-Buga. Who would do that? I'm just saying, Carl. That's a wild thing to say. It is a wild thing to say to someone, I agree. Trying to get me canceled. All right.

So she's very argumentative. This woman is you'll see in clip three. Oh, I thought she was very pleasant. I don't understand lady. I said though. The other thing, too, is that they don't want you parking here overnight, right? I don't park here overnight. Your license plate isn't legal. Yes, it is.

It is Nevada. It is suspended. You live here, work here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. My license is my license plate. My license is legal. And my tag. The tax is my place. Can you run it?

This is coming from my dispatch. And what the fuck does it say? Suspended. It ain't one of the first. I did they're editing these videos for me because this probably drags down for a while. So, yeah, he's running the plates on this car. It's in Florida in Naples, a very nice area of Florida. And she's got Nevada license plates that are suspended.

She disagrees. So she runs to her car and shows him the title. She's like, I own this car. He's like, no, I know. That's not what I'm arguing with you. I'm just saying it's not street legal because it's not registered. And it's, you know, you have to, you have to. to do that. It's not legal to operate. And they argue about this for a while. This is my clip number

four. It continues to be a battle between these two. Do you mean to tell me that she doesn't just like understand exactly what the cop is saying and complies? She wants to argue with everything. If you told her she was pretty that day, she's like, no, I don't fuck you. Like, all right. It is legal to operate it. It's the motherfucker car. Yes, the fuck it is. What you're going to tell me? Then you can go to the jail when we catch you. I don't want to go to jail. Well, then don't operate it on the road. What the fuck do you mean, though? I have 30 days to get to go back the MD in Florida. and motherfucking change it back to

Motherfucking Florida. No, that's one how long. Yes, it is how it would. Are you going to tell me? Okay. So, she's animated. This argument goes on and on for quite some time. She insists she has 30 days to figure this out.

This is like Senator John getting pulled over. Well, I just moved here. Yeah, pulled over eight months ago, sir. You've been here since 2003. Yeah. He's like, I don't know what's going on here. I don't know you have to register stuff. You do.

Anyway. She's difficult. The argument continues inside the store. My clip number five. If you drive it on the road, it's getting towed. It's not valid. The dispatch literally told you a lot. Okay.

You guys can choose it up there. Take your speaker. I'm looking at somewhere else. Do you want her trespass? Do you want a cancel contract trespass? Do you cancel my contract? Yes. Okay.

All right. Which honor your trespass? And I said no. And I said, no. And I'm saying I'm not. You are. I think these people are just like, I'm not trespassed. Well, no, the authority just said that you were, so you are.

That's how that works. They are magic words. Those really are magic words. Right. trespassed means there's no more conversation. Hey, Carol, I'm breaking up with you. You're not breaking up with me. No, no, no, no. Please leave.

Yeah, there's no application in life or this works. So he starts writing up a trespass ticket. Another guy, another cop shows up as backup. And she has herself detained in this next clip. Can you please listen to my part? You don't need to put that paper because I'm not getting arrested for nothing. Okay. I think we're there now.

I'm not getting trespass for nothing. What's me? All right. If you can't listen. Oh, look, I'm on my much shot. No, no, police, police, police, police, police. All right. So if you can't listen.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, police. Wait, wait, wait, what you're doing? What's you doing? All right, this is, this is, so you're bracing, I'll go back to my car. I'll go back by my car and then I'll wait for you. We're past that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not.

Again, she thinks it just by saying like, no, no, no, this is not happening. You're not doing this. Shut up. Stop it. You nailed it. She's the most argumentative person in the world. Correct. Everything is just opposite day with her.

I don't understand. And the timetable that people have in their minds for how long they could just stand there being asshole. I think she's mentally ill. Right. I think she might be mentally ill. And I'll think I might demonstrate that in my upcoming clips because she does not want to get the back of this cruiser. But she's getting back there. Let me the fuck go.

You can't listen to a thing that I'm going. Let me go. I'm not a fucking playing. You're not the next. You're on a rest now. I'm not arrested. What the fuck I do? I didn't do nothing illegal.

Let me go. Let me go. You police let me go. Police let me go. Police let me go. I'm out. You want me going? You want me going?

You want me going? You want me going? You want me going in your fucking car? I don't want to go in your fucking car. No, no, no, no. You guys... Damn. No.

I'm going to hit you. I'm going to kick the fuck out of you. Let me out. There's a camera right here. Let me out. I think she might be crazy. be crazy. I don't think she's crazy. I think she's awful. Or maybe she's on something. I think she's just awful. She's not great. Like she sees the camera, she's like, let me out,

let me out. And she's just barking orders at these people. That doesn't make her crazy. That makes her a twat. I know what you mean. People try to kick out the window. Yeah. It never works. That window is built pretty solid. It's why they make them that way. It's the only thing Ford does right. That's very true. just kidding my Detroit fans. Ford's awesome, right, Troy Smith? All right, so, so far, nothing crazy that we haven't seen before, usual nuisance who needs attention, just whatever, argumentative.

But you might have noticed the police made an important mistake just now. Any idea what that was? Not throwing her in a wood chipper. Interesting. That's not the mistake that I was referring to, but I'm not going to give you a wrong answer on that one. You know what, I'm going to take a guess. What do you think it was?

Okay. Just looking at her, there's one thing that happens when people that are her size get in the back of those cars. We notice a lot of people slip in cuffs lately. Vinnie, you are spot on. However, that's not what I was referring to. Turns out, they probably said to searched her and seen what was on her person before they just threw her back of the cop car. Playclip eight. Oh, no.

Okay, I'm gonna burn the heart. Do you have a lighter? She's playing her speak. They left her with her speaker. She's like a-d-d-d-d-carry. That's what? You have other charging. I don't give a f***. Lighter!

He still didn't take the lighter. You just put the fire out and closed the door again. And, Mayor, if you use that gun, I'll be very upset with you. Don't you set anything else on fire? By the way, what's the end game there? I'm stuck in this car that I can't get out of. I'm going to light the seatbelt on fire. How's I going to end for you, lady?

That's why I bet she's crazy. But that was crazy. Not a smart move, but funny. She's playing Lady Gaga on her speakers. It's just like, guys, could you take anything away from her? She said she's arrested. I find that very smart, actually. You know how annoying that would be to the cops if they can't turn off Lady Gaga?

Oh, my God. That is very funny, actually. It's a good troll. Well, she continues to not be cooperative, as you'll see in my next clip. Joan of Arcback, here's that cooperative. You need this. Guess what? What?

I'm going to sit in jail for a while. Hang. No. I caught my call on fire. She's not being very cooperative. So I'm not sure if I have to follow my partner through the jail. This is hers? Yes.

Okay. All right. Hey, by the way, you have a storage unit back there that's on fire. I'll see you guys later. We're going to take her. So this woman is still in the back of the cop car. She's got the lighter. And the cop is traumatized.

As you'll see in the next clip, this woman wants to beat the shit out of him. He's traumatized because he knows he's in fucking trouble for not searching her. Well, that's true. Yeah. I'm going to follow you. Okay. Does that sound good?

Yeah. Take your breath. I'm going to punch you in your shit. All right. Yeah, I'm going to fight you. I don't want you to do that. I don't get a fuck. Vinny, have you ever seen anything more disturbing than that?

This woman slips her coughs, pulls the camera down, and goes, I'm going to kill him. That's crazy. I know I've used that word too many times, and I apologize for that. That's not good. I still don't know if she's completely insane or if she's just an awful bitch. Okay. Well, play my next clip, and I think you'll figure it out. Number 11. Okay.

We'll find out. Let me piss. And fucking take a shog. You don't want to worry. All over your mother's bar. You don't have to clean this shit. Oh. Well.

God damn. If anyone knows her drug dealer, if you can put me in touch. I'll be fucking damned here. You know what? You would. Would you be surprised if I told you? I still don't. know.

You're still not sure. This could just be something to, someone being an asshole does. You think she's just having a day? She's like, everything that she's doing is methodical to be awful. Do you think she was swinging from trees? Because now I think maybe she was. Well, she hasn't thrown any poop yet. That's true.

She's able to rip the handle off the door. Now, as you know, when you're in the back of a squad car, you can't open the door. But there's a handle back there. Yeah. You know, it's probably whatever Ford builds. That's just how it works. Can't break the window, but the handles come off real easy. She ripped the handle off of this thing.

And so they get back to the station and she's threatening them with the handle. She slipped the cuffs and things escalate. Let's say that. You're lucky you got my lighter because I was a motherfucker. She's completely out of the handcuffs. Yep. You go ahead and drop what you got in your hands? What I got in my hand?

Whatever you got in your hand. I got shit in my hand. Let's got my hand. No, you don't tase me? I'm going to tase you back. I'm going to tase you back. Oh, pepper spray through the window. Ready?

Got the call? Ready. This is crazy right here. Wow. They drag her off her pepper sprayer. It's the only way they can control this woman. Right through the cloud of pepper spray. Again, that's good.

I like that. to the ground. She dropped that shit real fast, too. That was very smooth by those officers. Uncomfortable. How would you know? Well, I once had a ghost pepper at a Mexican restaurant. Uh-huh.

I rubbed into my eyeballs for a minute. I thought it was by the time that you were hiding in the bushes that you kept getting pepper sprayed by people. You know what? That's a rumor that's out there on the internet. And I deny that that happened. I have one more clip on here. Yep. And that would be the charges.

It's a good way to end the segment. According to court records, this. Suspect, Wichana was charged with resisting, obstructing, felony criminal damage to property of $1,000 or more. For all the damage she caused inside the squad car, felony battery on a law enforcement officer and trespassing. She was adjudicated guilty on all charges. She was sentenced to 36 months of probation and was released back into the public. Good. Great. Let her out. Good.

Dude, this is what Johnny Furrico was talking about. Former detective of the RPD. He was on our bonus show on Friday. He is so fucking annoyed with how they do. not have any consequences. They don't charge these people with anything. They just are left back into society. I was, Vinnie, after our show, we're playing down at Skylark.

I was there. After the show, it's like midnight, something like that. And this fucking gang comes through in trucks, in motorcycles, and no one has a muffler, and they're fucking screaming and honking and just flying through past cop cars that are parked on the street,

just flying through. Are you referring about the Puerto Rican parade? Dude, it seemed like that. Now, I'm talking to the owner. The festival is happening like this weekend. Is it? Those cars are all over the city. Okay, so maybe that's what it was.

Yeah, because they're all like made up and shit. You thought it was a gay? Well, no, so I'm talking to the owner of the place outside as is happening. And I'm like, what's going on here? And he told me who their, what their name is. I don't remember what he said. But I was like, yeah, I was talking to it, an ex-cop buddy of mine. who was saying, why do the Irish bother to get permits and permission to have the St. Patrick's Day Parade?

Because the city of Rochester lets anyone do fucking anything they want. And they don't arrest anyone. They're filming rap videos. They're fucking having parades that are unsanctioned down the street. You think I got festival permits, Rochester? Just kidding. Yeah, of course you did. No, of course I did.

It was a joke. So fucking ridiculous. Anyway, I don't know why I brought that up. Oh, Carl. But because that one we got 36 months probation, which is nothing. It's fucking crazy. She's back to being a nuisance. Let's keep the show moving.

Let's hit up our voicemails. The free ball voicemail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse. If you saw The Odyssey, you may have noticed Miss Syracuse 2020 with her role as the Cyclops. See you in Syracuse. Not bad. Not bad. She was lovely. She did a good job.

The way she blocked the exit. I felt like I was, I was at the Syracuse Mall again. I see what you did. It's beautiful. All right. First voice mail coming in. And,

here we go. Hey, boys, podcast, Provider. Holy Spirit is speaking through me. How can you tell when you're at a gay barbecue? That always tastes like shit. How can you tell when you're at a gay bar?

All the bars stools are upside down. Any noodles. Hey, Fuck, dude. Are you just trying to throw this round to make triple bypass? I want to quit the show. Like Vinny, or we're not Vinnie. I'm sorry, Vito.

So he's not quitting, I guess Dick is. And Pito's just being fucking retarded. Because you brought a dude that just shoots people. I don't fucking really brought it. I mean, I still voted for you because fuck him. Thank you. But still, dude, come on. Thank you, fuck you.

Bye. He did the same thing this week. He just brought in a guy who shot people. No, he was a. crooked cop. He's robbing banks and trains and shit. Aren't you the guy who like bootlicks the cops? They don't get paid enough.

Come on, Carl. Make up your mind. I hate you so much. By the way, the voice bells are very hot in the mix. I don't know if you notice that. You could turn that down a little bit. I'm trying to figure out how to blow people's earballs out.

I wasn't trying to. Thank you, podcast, profit. I love how people think that this job is easy. You know, it seems like it's all fun in games. Not easy job to find the biggest creep from Spain. Our pal, uh, shitbeard the pirate called in. Let's see if this is better for everyone. Oh, our boys.

Anyhow do you call your guy a creep? Sure he did some raping, but he did his time and the family forgave him. I think that's a good thing. And on top of that, he was doing these old ladies, taking him out with a bad. Oh, shit beard. That's so mean. He's a fun character, that one. He is.

You know. He's no imbesat. Wilhelm. I was going to say, do you think that's Imbecile Wilhelm reinvented? It's probably the same guy, right? I don't think it is. I really want imbecile Wilhelm back. If you're out there. Yeah, yeah, we want to hear... Oregon. Oregon. Oregon. I'm just going to say we want to learn how to pronounce Oregon. We learned about him because of intellectual Wilhelm. That's right. That's correct. Wow, that's going way back. We've been a show for a long time. Dude, right before COVID, we started like a month before that shit. It's crazy. It is. All right, last one.

When did we record back then? Because I had a job. Do you remember? We did Sundays. And then we stopped when football season started. Then what would we do? Mondays and then I said, Mondays and one because I don't have a job anymore?

Yeah. That's cool. That's fun. It's pretty rad. Yeah, it is pretty rad. Vinnie and Carl, you're probably not going to like this, but I want to talk about the used market real quick. Used to be great.

Well, the problem is now all the old people that used to give certain things away for free or really cheap. They're fucking dead now. And we're dealing with a bunch of jet Xers that look at eBay prices, and that's the only research they do. And they're just like, here it is brand new. Oh, it's probably worth like $5 less than that used. So we're going to get as much out of these people as we can. That's the used market we're all dealing with right now.

And that's why it all fucking sucks and everything's too expensive. I'm blaming the Gen Xers on this one. The boomers have passed the torch. And this is how the next generation, is getting fucked. Now, the use market sucks. Anyway, don't come to school tomorrow. Were we talking about that?

I think this guy just wanted to point out that we're getting fucked every which way but Sunday. Okay. No matter what we do. I suppose. We know the best deal on the internet is creepop Patreon. It sure is. Patreon.com slash the creepop bonus show every single Friday. All right.

That's all I got for voicemail. eBay bidding is so fucking broken, says Ahmed. eBay bidding has been broken for a little. as long as I've known about eBay. That is true. I mean, everything is just buy it now at this point. I haven't got on there in years.

Maybe I'm wrong, but everybody's just like fucking, hey, do you want this thing? There's no bidding anymore. Just buy it. Hey, Carl, I got some good news.

Yes. We have some supertips covering it. Oh, supertip. That g-g-greep. We didn't even mention that. And it's Super Tip Monday. My dad is a federal law. I am allowed to speak to my dad.

Mama, they really under arresting me right now. I did not drink. What you see here is not what happened. Where is my dad? Oh, God. that was the cop cam from last week. From Friday, we watched Tony Romo.

Friday we watched Tony Romo with Johnny Furica, which was funny because he hadn't seen that yet. And Tony Romo is an interesting dude. Did I see that he got demoted by CBS? I think I saw that come through. Yeah, he got fired, didn't he? I just saw he wasn't like the number one guy for like their marquee games anymore, which is crazy if that's true. That sucks.

And Tony Romo's defense Jessica Simpson went from hot to looking like a Trisha Padas clone to getting Ozempic body. Dude, Jessica Simpson. You know, we've been talking about on WATP, women who used to be smoking hot. Like I bring in Nicole Eggert as the perfect example. From a smoke show to a disaster. I haven't seen what Jessica Simpson looks like in a little while, but I think she might be on that list. I just saw her recently, and I think she looks phenomenal. Oh, okay.

Then I'm wrong. Would. I'll be in the line that's saying that she fell off for a while. Okay. Looked a bit of a wreck. But it's all good now, baby. This one came in from Anonymous. Thanks for the five bucks.

I eat the poo poo. Oh. Yeah, the pastor from Uganda. I eat the, they eat the poo. They eat the poopoo. And they call it anal leaking. And then the man eats the poohpoo. It's one of the funniest videos of all the time.

Because he's talking about all this really graphic, horrific, gay sex. He basically does the aristocrats joke. Right. And then he goes, if there's any children here, you guys should leave now. Like,

that warning should have happened 15 minutes ago. A gay man walks into a talent agent's office. It starts eating the poo-poo. And the pee-p-p-y. The aristocrats. I miss old Howard Stern. Thanks for the 499.

A girl I dated is a public defender in Rochester. I always tell her she's the reason that city is a hellhole. Well, Don't be bad at her just because she stops sucking your dick, sir. Be mad because she's... These maniacs run free. Hey, Carl, yes.

Let's do a scum parade. What do you say? And you know what? I had a request from our good friend, Hellraiser 69, and from Tab. Who was at the show as well? Howl Razor 69 was at the Ice Stub show. Thanks for coming out.

He put in a request for this one. And what do you... Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck your raids that these creeps have made. Scum parade Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit

The hell of a parade Like stories of a kid fucked by his mama, dad soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade I'm looking for a recent picture of Jessica Simpson, sorry Oh no Oh, was that right?

No wait. Pull it up. Is this Jessica Simpson Or is this Julia? What's her face? Oh, Lord. Let's see it. Oh.

Trick or treat. The Undead is here. Wow. I didn't see that comment. And I like white girls. That's too white. All right. Well, speaking of creepy white girls.

Oh, yeah, this bitch. Remember Olivia Henderson, Carl? I can't forget her. I hate her so much. So the case against the X DoorDash driver accused of film a customer's partially naked body while he was asleep on his couch in his apartment with the door closed.

She opened to the door, videotaped him laying there naked and drunk in a stupor, and then put it out of the internet and called him a sex criminal. She claimed she was sexually assaulted by him. He was passed out in his house. Good news, Carl. Yes.

The judge set the trial date. October 19th, she's facing charges of unlawful surveillance and dissemination of unlawful surveillance images. this bitch is getting what she deserved, and it's phenomenal. You know, I don't necessarily want her to, like, have super crazy consequences for this. I think she's already gone through a lot of bullshit. Hopefully taught her a lesson.

But she really is an asshole because she was trying to get this guy arrested who did nothing but got too drunk and passed out. And ordered food like a good boy instead of driving to fucking Taco Bell. Yes. Holy shit. Could you imagine every time you pass out with your pants off and you ordered Grubhub, 15 minutes before that you got arrested I'd be in prison for life I'd be very upset

It's not like I'm out on the front porch fucking helicopter And waiting for my meal That'd be a sad helicopter This thing's never taking off We have the wrong proportions I just keep jumping Making it worse

Making it way worse for everybody It's not gonna happen Anyway this is down the street from us In Oswego Yeah that came in from our buddy Ronnie and Syracuse Thanks for sending me that update You know what I hate about this woman

It's just how entitled she was. She kept posting it and the clips kept getting taken down. Can you believe I got fired from DoorDash? Oh my God. I'm trying to get reinstated. They won't hire me. It's like, yeah, you're a problem. You idiot.

Bro, it's not only that. It was TikTok. They took my video down. Yes. I'm a victim. I'm a victim. She sucks so bad. Anyway.

Yeah, I honestly got to say I don't care for her. She's looking for a drop. Here it comes, everyone. here comes the perfect drop. Any minute, though? Yeah, I don't have one. That was the perfect drop, it turns out. Yeah.

All right, Carl. Yep. I want to introduce you. This is Emily Parma. Okay. She's 32 years old. Okay. And for some reason is hiding half of her head.

I think I know the reason. I can't tell if she's hiding the right half or not. She's nice eyes, right? big sparkly blue eyes You know, I went out with the girl once And I asked her what my best feature was And she told me my eyebrows Oof

That's rough, dude Yeah That's rough Right And like for her I'm going I'm trying to look for something nice to say Her eyelashes are nice

She's obviously done You know the pressons or whatever they are Well, she's in a bit of trouble, Carl Uh-oh because she is accused of having loud sex with this man who is 75 years old. She's 32. Yeah. In front of what is described as uncomfortable children at their apartment complex pool.

So police arrived and immediately high-fived this guy. Dude, nice. Well done, sir. But I like that it says in this article was loud sex. If it was quieter, it would be okay to fuck around children in the pool. How does that work? Yes. Okay.

Good to know. Yes. You need to be making slow passionate love if you're going to do it in front of children. You can't do the loud stuff. It just makes them think something bad's happening. Can you please stop orgasming? We're outside of front of children. More than eight people allege that Parma and Faith had been in the back left corner of the pool when they raised suspicions.

Parma was allegedly grinding and thrusting on top of Faith. So the old guy's just... Oh, wait. His last name is Faith. Right. I know. It's confusing. Faith sounds like a woman's name, but it's the man.

Man's name. Yeah, she's grinding on top of him. And she was letting out loud moans in the vicinity of the kids of the complex, forcing the police to get involved. Yeah. After being questioned by law enforcement, Faith acknowledged that the much younger Parma had been on top of him. However, he insisted they had not actually been having sexual intercourse when police arrived. Well, yeah, not when the police arrived. They were.

He's like, get off me, bitch. Yeah, Faith claimed that he had a penile implant as he attempted to explain his alleged behavior. Whoa. What's a penile implant? Should I get one of those? You haven't already had a couple? Sounds awesome. What is it?

What is that? Carl wants a penis implanted in him everyone. Do you have to go to Thailand for that? Like, how does that work? I'm imagining Turkey, the same clinic Bob Levy got his teeth at. Oh, maybe she could get teeth and a peanut implant at the same time, two for one deal. Buy one to get one. The senior that suggested that, well, there was no intercourse, there was sexual contact

according to the outlet. He also had two joints in his possession, not cool in Texas. No, that's gay. People are saying it's a pump? It's a Reebok pump? Remember that? You can pump up your sneakers, the tongue?

What do you do? You just grab the head and squeeze? No, you actually have to squeeze both your testicles in rapid succession. Well, you squeeze the right one, and then if you get too tight, you just hold the left one. It just deflates a little bit. You owed those sneakers, didn't you? Is that how that works? No, I never had the pumps.

Those were dumb. Those were really dumb. I'm going to jump higher because my shoes on tight. What? Okay. Yeah, I guess it's just supposed to make him fit tighter. It was really not about jumping higher. After being arrested, the couple was booked into county jail.

She was released on a $1,500 bond. Well, he was released on a $3,000 bond. Now, if he really was there just pumping up his dick while this broad was grinding on him. Yeah. I would make up some type of pool flow excuse. Oh, interesting. I was trying to inflate a. My penis.

So she could float her out on it. Yeah, right. I don't know. I don't know either. Either way, don't do that in front of children, people. Here's a fun story for you, Carl. All right. This is Nadia Rivera Roman, 33 years old.

She's hot. Ben charged with first degree wanton endangerment, actually, Carl, which is a fun one. You see, on May 11th, Roman was in the drive-thru at the KFC restaurant pictured here. And Roman was frustrated about how long. her order was taking. Sure. Now, in the arrest citation, she apparently exchanged words

with the employees. Listen, by the way, I'm going to say, fast food is a misnomer at this point. I don't even know if it's food, but it's definitely not fast. Yeah. And not only is it not fast,

there's nothing good about it. Well, hold on a second. There's nothing good about it anymore. It's terrible. How often do you fast food? Very, very rarely. Okay. Very rarely.

Only once a day. No, bro. I never go more than three times in one day. If I go through a drive-thru, it's like Dunkin' Donuts getting one of those Dunkin' Zero energy drinks. That's like it. It's like the only thing I get. Hey, look, it's a zero ordering a zero. I earned that.

But I gave up the fast food on purpose, Carl. It's been a struggle. I know you did. It's been a fucking struggle. You're doing very good, but I'm proud of you. Every time I've bet it was. I've noticed that the staff is number one, unhelpful, unhelpful,

awful to talk to, slow, everything about the experience sucks. I was recently, this doesn't happen very often. I also don't eat fast food. I was recently you had a Taco Bell, the one on Mount Hope.

Have you ever been to that Taco Bell before? Well, since you eat poo, I know what you were there for. You can make some soft serve. Have you ever been to the Taco Bell on Mount Hope? No. It was the, dirtiest place I've ever been to in my life.

I had to walk through, you know, like the grease trap that you throw into the grease thing outside? Someone just dumped it on the sidewalk and through the parking lot. So I had to walk through that to get in. And then I got in and looked back in the kitchen and it was a train rock. It was disgusting. Anyway, not the point. And you still ordered?

Yeah, the tacos were pretty good. You didn't just turn around and leave? No. Yeah, I was already there. What do you mean? I mean, it's disgusting. Also, I couldn't leave. My feet were stuck to the floor.

Got it. I was like, ah, damn it, I guess I got my little orders and tacos. Well, she was very frustrated. Nadia was, Carl. Yeah.

So when she got to the window, she parked, put her vehicle in park, popped to the trunk, got out, and pulled out an AR-15-style rifle. She reportedly held it up and pointed at one of the employees

in a threatening manner. See, this should be in KFC's commercial. If they were just like, so figure-looking good, you'll kill someone for it. It'd be like, that sounds pretty funny. I want that chicken.

I've been in KFC in decades. This story made me think, like, what am I missing out now? Should I get back over there? It's the saltiest, greasiest shit in the world. Delicious. So you think the 11 spices are all salt? There's pink Himalayan. Yeah, right.

All different kinds of salt. We rub this piece of chicken on one of those horse salt licks before we fry it. You shove some olive juice on it. It's great. Uh, the employee who was allegedly threatened helped identify Roman as the suspect, according to authorities of body cam footage, the traffic stops involving her vehicle. Um, she gave up the gun. Vin, you know I feel about this, right? That the people, KFC should shoot back.

If you get 15 bucks an hour, you got to dodge a couple bullets. You're overpaid for what you do. I'm sorry. That should come with this fucking job at this point. It's a good point. Thank you. They should have a drive-thru special, like bartender. used to have the old drive-thru special just under a shotgun right there by the thing that you

could just pop up. Oh, yeah, yeah, like 7-Eleven employees have, right? Yeah, they used to call it the bartender special. They would have the bat or the whatever under the bar. There should be more shootings or standoffs at drive-through windows. Good point. Okay. I would now like to introduce you all to a woman.

Hold on a second. I just want to point something out about this story. Sure. She never did get her chicken. She's going to be pissed. I didn't want to be around this woman when she gets bullied. and in jail. She's not going to enjoy the prison cafeteria.

Oh, that's a problem, guys. Watch out. Speaking of problems that you should watch out for, this woman is the worst piece of shit we featured on the show in a while. Okay. Yeah. This story had me very upset yesterday. All right. This is Gail Giustano.

She's 77 years old. She was arrested after detectives armed. That's not her ghost? I wish it was her ghost. I know. Well, she was bused after detectives armed at the search warrant, made the foul-smelling discovery inside of her apartment. Apparently, she's a mail carrier, Carl. And she's accused of collecting cats along her postal route.

She was discovered with more than 100 animals living inside her feces-filled home, where some rooms were buried under a foot of waste. All right. When you say there's 100 animals in a house, You don't have to write feces filled. We know. Also, the casting is a little bit too perfect on this one. Go back to her photo. If you're like, all right, here's what we need for our new law and order.

We need a animal hoarder. Like, how about this one? Like, it's perfect, but too perfect? I'm not sure that we should use this one. This broad was stealing people's cats. Yes. She was just taking their cats. from their houses.

And bring into a much more horrific place than they could possibly be. Fucking, God damn it. What's the concentration camp? Auschwitz. Yeah. Miaoschwitz over here. Miaochwitz. That's a good joke.

Should have written that one down. It's the name of this episode. That's fun. Dude, honestly, I read this article. I'm like, I know this woman thought her intentions were good. Give the death penalty. This is fucking horrendous. The air was stifling hot, no air conditioning or ventilation.

Of course not. Some of the cats were in a catatonic state. They were just completely shut down, not moving, alive, but wildly traumatized. Oh, God, I can't even imagine. Her home has been hit with 65 citations because of the conditions she kept the animals in. And the sheriff said, do we want to arrest the 77-year-old lady? Absolutely not. We truly believe that Gail thinks she's doing the right thing, but she's doing it in the wrong way.

Yeah, it doesn't matter if she thinks she's doing the right thing. She now, his face is up to 160 counts of animal cruelty. Good. Yeah, Tuky's unpaid staff. You're right. At least they don't live instead of John's house. It could be worse. If she's still in John's cats, I'd be like, yeah, that's probably.

What if this is where John's cats went? I'd be like, that's right. I'd be a better place. What if this bitch stole Magneto? And this cat was like, I miss John of all things. Yeah, John sounds might actually be better than this. Oh, that would be so sad. That poor cat.

Okay, I got one more for us, Carl. Oh, boy. This is Jason Lowell Rogers. He's 49 years old. He's a big fat man. His body outgrew his head. It was like Beetlejuice. Yeah.

He's avoiding significant jail time, everybody. Okay. Basically, I want to make sure I have this right. In March of 2025, he was charged with one count of malicious punishment of a child. The victim said he was lying on his stomach when Rogers, who weighed over 350 pounds at the time, stepped on his back with both feet for about 10 seconds. This enormous man sat on a child's back? Yes.

And stood there. The child, one of Roger's students, yelled out and began crying, saying his entire backer and thought something was broken. I can't believe it wasn't. By the way, I've broken two ribs before. It sucks. You can't cough or sneeze or laugh. Everything fucking hurts like hell.

I had a dislocated rib, and that was one of the most agonizing things in the world. I can't imagine when we'd like to be broken in. And I also can't imagine a 350-pound man on top of me. What was he thinking? About lunch? Probably, but I'd rather get run over by a car and have this man standing on me. The teacher gave no words of warning before stepping on the... the boy. The sixth grader said, characterizing the incident as being used like a stepping stool.

During an interview, the teacher admitted to stepping on the boy, but said the defendant said he saw two students lying on the ground and didn't feel the class was taking the drill seriously. So he was going to punish the kid by stepping on him. No one takes drills seriously, idiot. Rogers later admitted to stepping on two other students as well. As for the first boy, the teacher said he might have stepped on him with both feet. For the other two students, he said that in one instance, he used both feet on the student and the other instance he was walking over the student. Because the kids weren't taking the drills seriously.

When you and I were growing up, we didn't have school shooter drills like they do now. No. We had to think on fire drills. Actually, when I was younger, we had to think about nuclear fallout. We thought, I mean, this is a true story. And I know it's a hack thing that you need to talk about. Did that shit? We did.

So we thought that, like, if the Russians ever nuked our country, As long as we hit under our desks, we'd be fine. So we did that. That was a weird drill. But anyway, the fire drill, do you remember anyone ever taking that seriously? We were ever just like, where's the nearest exit? Guys, let's get in a single file line. We've got to get out of here as quickly as possible.

Smoke is billowing. Teacher says this is serious, guys. No, one ever took it seriously. We're all just like, yeah, fuck math. To go outside. We used to get yelled at after fire drills because we would just fucking start playing tag and shit. He fucked around. He didn't think a guy who waits $3.50

was going to step on you for it. I didn't think I was going to get squashed by fat bastard for no reason. I didn't think I was going to be my spine smashed because I was having fun outside during a fire drill. They said this kid was limping around like an 80-year-old man after that. Could you imagine? And this fucking fat fuck with a shit eating grid, yeah, I was trying to teach him a lesson for not paying attention to the drill. Well, the best part is. The best part is Minnesota is the most backward state in this country, and this man will suffer zero consequences.

Yes, he actually has an HRO out on the kids. I'm worried he's going to get underneath my feet again. Oh, boy. I'm worried they keep throwing themselves under me. Oh, Carl, what a show we had today, pal. I know, man. Good times. We're both really good at this.

The best in the dabbleverse outskirts. Okay, before we get out of here, let's check our super chats. We got one more coming in from Lolo-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l. Thanks to the 499. Carl uses his webbed club foot in the shower to waffle-stomp his poo-poo down the shower drain. He doesn't eat poo. He stomps it. I'm club-fucking foot in, you ass, white. There's no webbed toes.

Jesus Christ. So you're fucking assholes. The rest of that's true. Yeah. Would the web toes make it easier to stomp the poo? down the shower? How would I know? That's like asking if my foreskin has sensation in it. I lost it when I was a baby. I don't know the answer. Picture that ladies. Your mom still has it, you know. She does. She has it as a necklace.

Give that bag to me. That prairie dog tried to reattach it. That prairie dog tried to rip it off of her once. It was really horrified. I hate you so much. Oh, right. You know too much about my family. Hey, look at it's Mahalia. Hey, Mahalia says every day is a reason to celebrate. Happy National Grab some nuts day. Is it Grab some nuts day? I'll find out when I get home. All right. I'm going to play Grabass.

Jessica. We're celebrating. One more comment. Thanks for Killa. Thanks for the two bucks. Good show boys. Vote Carl. He likes poop.

It's not true. Or don't kill L420. Point devil points today is on Shulie's channel, the Shulie Network. Hey, did you watch the Jerry Vegas beer sales? I have not. I know Shooley covered it last night. I know what happened Saturday night. Of course, my band was playing.

I have not caught up. up on that yet. I don't think I would care to watch that for even a minute. Jerry guy just... I don't know what happened. He makes me feel like charismatic that Jerry. He's a drip. All right. Do you ever watch any of it?

You don't know what happened? No. I was just to catch up with you. There was another Suthering John takeover this morning. It was Ethan Ralph with, um, uh, Ava. Is that crazy? Were they raising money for Scarlett's bail? I don't think Ethan Ralph cares about Scarlet.

Oh, okay. Or her bail. I talked about this on maybe Hughesies last night. I can remember where I talked about this. The worst part about Scarlet's arrest is losing 30 grams of cocaine. That's a lot of money's worth of cocaine. I'd be so upset. I mean, that's a lot of cocaine.

Yeah, that was going to be a fun time for a while. That's like maybe three weekends. I don't know. It depends on I guess if you're Dave Sarah or not. I mean, depending on what they decide to do with her, if she has priors and stuff like that, 30 grams could probably consider. Yeah, she's a white girl. She'll be fine.

Well, I mean, that could be considered enough to distribute, right? Oh, well, there wasn't a, there was in four different bags, but there wasn't a scale. There wasn't anything that showed in time. Well, if it was split up, the prosecution can say she. They can, but she's also a blonde girl. She's kind of a known drug addict. So I can see her just be like, oh, no, this was all for me. They're like, yeah, it's probably sure.

I'm going on four separate trips. And then her eyes rolled around in her head. Oh, man. Great. It's fun stuff. Good stuff, kids. We'll see it back here. Friday. So here's your choices, everybody. Let me know in the comments on this episode. I have a couple of thoughts. I would like to take a look at an interesting style of Instagram videos I've been finding Carl.

Okay. Where these grown-ass women have dolls and they live their life as if the dolls were real. Yeah, I've covered that at WTP a few times. Yeah, the live, the live dolls. I'm kind of interested in that. They make a little sandwiches for them in the morning and they watch TV with them. and yeah. Oh, they're really creepy. Yeah, it's a mental illness. And then they put it on the internet and they're like, hey, look at me. You're like, well, this one lady, she's like, oh, what did you do? Like, you just see it opens up on the kitchen with a garbage can, knocked over and garbage all over the place.

And then a doll just like leaned up against the cabinet. What did you do, Raina? Jesus Christ. Did you mess up the garbage? Hip, hip, holly, busy pants. or how would you feel about doing a Hall of Fame induction? Oh, who would that be? I got an idea of somebody I think deserves a spot.

I do like Hall of Fame inductions. Those are some of our best episodes. The last person we inducted, I believe, was Rick James. That was a while ago. That was a while ago. And there's another very equally deserving person who's way more famous than Rick James. Way more famous? Oh, yeah.

Mr. Dynamite, man. the amazing Mr. Please Please himself The star of the show Mr. Brown James Brown Fuck yeah You know it's funny when you said that

I was like Is he talking about James Brown? I am Because James Brown is a creep Yes he is He was a creep He really is And I found some talk show guest

We're gonna watch that Great on Howard Stern Did you see him on his appearance On CNN? Probably yeah Oh we're gonna watch that You know what? Let's do that on Friday

Let's do James Brown That sounds like a fan Fucking Tastic All right. Take it to the bridge. I feel good. Let's go. I'll see you Friday, everybody.

Living in America. Fuck British Columbia. We're done with that now. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good gear. See you Friday.