The Creep Off - Episode 328: Down to Clown

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

WHOOP WHOOP! Karl & Vinnie are heading to the Dark Carnival to find out which Juggalo deserves the title of Biggest Creep! PLUS: Karl’s Cop Cam, The Scum Parade, your voicemails and more!Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: 57326209 | Wayne County Sheriff's Office, NYTulsa cops hunting 'serial defecator' who terrorized local businessesFast food worker 'trying to serve own penis' to a female customer next to burger - Daily StarNebraska police captain left toddler in locked vehicle while fishing with partner: copsRutgers dean arrested for allegedly recording upskirt videos - WHYYLawyer, 56, accused of vile sex acts with pet dog after 'wife caught him on security camera'The score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 1 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

You're listening to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids that get out to fuck off the damn page. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation. Horror shock. Because I'm alive and I'm not bad. Disgusting, Vomot-inducing thing. Creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host, Vinny, joining me, the man who eats as much shit online as he does offline.

It's my co-host, hot cuck-cacarle. Woo-woo! What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? I'm excited to be celebrating the juggaloes today on our very special insane clown posse episode. If you don't know what this show is, it's a contest. V and I both bring who we think is the biggest creep in a certain category. Today is the creepiest juggle up.

We both make our arguments, plead our cases, if you will. And then you, after listening or watching, decide who you thought brought the bigger creep? Go to patreon.com slash the creep off and vote. And we tally up those votes each and every week. The winner gets a point. Once one of us gets to five points, the other one has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. Vinny is currently in the last. lead one zero and he has a consequence. I don't know the progress he's made on it. As of Saturday

when he's over my house, he had not made any progress on it yet. Oh, would you like to know some progress? Not only do I have progress. I have a salacious piece of information that you probably don't have yet. Oh, well, um, so Jerry Banfield has sold the queen video. God damn it. That was what I was going to tell you. It's sold already. And I have not heard if someone bought it who's a WTP fan, me know. Read what that says, Carl. This is posted inside of the school. I'm a member of the family now. Oh, okay. They paid with ICP. Wow. Okay. Well, that's interesting. Yep, yep, so that they could stay anonymous. So he doesn't know who bought it. He said they paid with ICP, so no risk of fraud or chargeback. I imagine they paid that way so they could stay anonymous too. So they paid with fake money.

That's cool. $2,000 in fake money. I wish I knew that. I could. I could just buy it with fake money. I would have done that sooner. Well, I want to know what's more offensive, right? Like spending $2,000 on ICP or the video, like, which is more of a waste? I don't know, man. Hopefully we had to see it. But either way, I watched a video from Jerry this morning. This is one of my favorite Jerry videos ever.

People were complaining about him at the yoga studio. So first, they had like negative reviews on there from trolls who were just like saying, like, there's this creep who wears a T-shirt with his name on it. And I don't like him. But then there's like actual people who complain. complained about him at the yoga studio. I guess he asked this one woman if she had a boyfriend and how old she was. And she did not like that.

He's just like, I'm just asking questions. What's the problem? These people. So he quit his yoga studio. He's all done over there now. It's a very funny video. I can't wait to review it. Well, I found out something when I joined.

I joined up to become a member of the family, which was the consequence. Correct. Nobody has gotten in touch with me about a video or having a conference. Yeah. Do you get a one-on-one call? It doesn't appear that way. It doesn't say that anywhere on there. Shit.

Maybe that was just the first 25 people who signed up. Is there more than 25 now? There's like 30. Ah, I think you missed it. So what do you get then for nine bucks? I get to take his classes, which I started today. I've done three of them so far. And I learned about how to be an effective communicator, how not to get too big in my

britches. You know, you have to stay grounded. Sure. And then the other one was something about family, which I don't give a fuck about. Dude, that sucks. You're just taking his stupid online courses that he made like 12 years ago. Well, listen, I joined this morning, dude. I haven't figured it out yet.

Hopefully you can message him and he'll get back to you. At least you're part of the community over there. So there's like a message board or something you can be a part of. That's cool. Yeah, here's hoping. Am I too hot for everybody? Do I sound too hot to you? Pust in the chat says,

Carl, I heard Deadpool paid for the Queen videos so Haley can cover it. Oh, they're going to give it to Haley. Oh, no. Jerry's my guy. Dead Fool. Interesting. All right. Because it says right here, Jerry fan is the one who bought it, Carl.

Okay. That's what it says in the thing. Yep. I mean, doesn't write us anything, does it? Well, you brought up Jerry. I was just telling you.

I have no idea who the fuck Jerry is. No, I'm saying passed in the chat says, Dead Fool bought it. Okay. Oh. What do you mean to know who Jerry is? It's Jerry Banfield.

Got it. You're insane. Vinnie? Yeah. Oh, yeah. A sponsor dumps him and now has a yo class. Yeah.

Life's falling apart because it was stupid vlog. So listen, guys. He can't stop it. He can't quit us, guys. He won't quit us. Why are we talking about this? This is WTP stuff. Yeah.

Vinny was on the show this weekend. Check that out. The full audio is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Carl. Yes, sir. I am a little shaken at the start of the show today. Yeah. So I got here and Mark, who runs the club and Vinny are standing in the foyer.

And they go, wow, we got some big news for you. But we're going to save it for the show because it actually relates to the creepoff. Yeah, man. Local comedy ESO alert. Local Rochester comedy ESO alert. Oh, another Rochester comedy ESO alert. I'm not happy about it. Uh-oh.

Is it someone that we collaborate with? No, God, fuck no. All right. It's last thing is that big bride or anything of that? No, it's not. In fact, here's this mug shot. I'll give it to you right now. Oh, wow.

I want to see if you recognize this guy. That's what I'd be curious about. Oh, yeah. I fucking definitely know that guy. It's Joe Bruno. Joe Bruno. I've definitely seen him before. Possession of CP.

Oh, Joe. Joe. Did it give you any details, like how many images and videos? No, just arrested in Wayne County out on his own recognizance. Guess how I found out about it. He was hitting you up for some CP? No. You had any spare CP?

I'm all on it, but the cops took it all. I should ask Vin. He's on the internet. Oh, yeah. Fuck you, Joe. I don't like Joe Bruno, Carl. I don't know if I ever told you this. I'm not a fan of the guy.

I haven't been a fan of him for a very long time. You know what's funny about the comedy community, at least here in Rochester, everyone hates each other. It's very, like, the music, I'm part of the music scene. Everyone like calabs and hangs out and stuff. Comedy scenes, everyone's like, fuck that guy. Well, you know what the main reason is? Everyone sucks?

Well, yeah. And bands, though, like, you guys can play together. Comedians, one person goes on stage at a time. That's true. And if someone's on the stage and you're not, you're generally. really annoyed by it. Good point. But that's everywhere, Carl. That's not just Rochester. This guy, I'll tell you a fun story of how, uh, okay. Wait, was he wearing that shirt when he got his mugshot? Is he dressed up in the prison

garb? That looks like the county corrections. I was going to say, because that's a weird shirt to be wearing. Matchy, matchy, though. So many two shirts over here. Joey two shirts. Joey two shirts. What were we going to say? I'm sorry, I cut you out. When I worked for Artie Fletcher at the joke factory, right? Yes. I had known Joe. through another booker who used to book Joe a lot. Joe's been doing comedy since the 80s. Yeah. He headlines,

a lot of rooms, hasn't changed his act since then, as far as I can tell. Why would you? He's killing it. He's not. He works as a salesman doing something somewhere. I forget what it is,

like selling electric. Either way, I was working for Artie, and he kept hitting me up to try to put, for me to put him in touch with Artie so he could get booked as a headliner, the joke factory. And at Christmas time, Artie was being a lazy piece of shit and said, Paulino, why don't you figure out what we're going to do that week? Find me somebody local.

And I said, well, this guy Joe Bruno constantly wants to get in with you. Should I give it to him? And he goes, yeah, whatever, give it to him. And I go, okay. So I called Joe. I book him on it. It's an appallingly low sum because it's a weekend that we probably should have been closed. Not appallingly low, but maybe, I don't know, a hundred bucks a show or something stupid. like that two shows and uh kiani wages right yeah yeah because the joke factory it let's be honest it was under arty it wasn't great so that club sucked balls yeah so he's in the get i think it's 100 or 150 something like that and he took the gig was so thankful about it i said all right man cool glad you glad you got it a couple days before the gig we're promoting it joe bruno blah blah blah

blah he calls me and says hey man i'm not doing the gig i'm going to take a bartending shift someone I don't blame him. But then he goes, can you do me a favor and give me Artie's number so I could call him and send him my avails for the Florida clubs? Oh, what an idiot. Yeah. That's how that works. That's what I said, oh, you're that kind of piece of shit.

You're dumb. You're a dumb motherfucker. And I canceled the last minute and expect to get hired again. That won't happen, sir. Fun fact, I filed that away in my Rolodex of spite. And I've hated them ever since. Fair enough. So go fuck yourself, Joe Bruno.

I hope you go to jail and I'm glad you got exposed for whatever it is you were up to, but. Is it true that Shulie knew? Yes. Shulie did know about Joe Brunel. This is one that Shulie did know. And he didn't want to tell anyone.

He didn't want to alert authorities or anything? Well, I didn't get a call from Shulay. Shulay. I had to read about it in the news. Shulay, come on, man. Point, devil point on Shulie's channel today at 4 p.m. I believe Johnny Russo will be joining us, the man who co-wrote both of Anthony Cummuey's books.

He has some thoughts on considering John's book that we've been reviewing on Point DeVo. Oh, really, a professional writer. Yes. That'll be nice. It'll be good. Well, Joe Bruno, go fuck yourself.

Let's get him out of my site. All right. I have a quick question for you. I know that we're fucking around right now. Yeah. But I see you wearing the dolphins hat. This is a very important question. It's a black dolphins hat.

The football season is fast approaching. Yeah. I was checking over under wins for the season. Do you for all the teams? Do you know how many the dolphins have? Two. Come on. Come on.

Over under two? Come on. You don't think they can win two games? No, what do you think Vegas has it at? What's the over-under? Oh. They play 17 games in the season. That helps.

How many do they think the dolphins are going to win? Yeah, what does Vegas have the over-under for five games? Totally wins. Three and a half tied with only the Cardinals for the worst over-under number in all of the NFL, Benny. The Jets have more. This is not a good side. No.

Dolphins are fucked, huh? This year, the dolphins are a million. billion percent fucked. They could not be more fucked if somebody built an electrified fucking machine. They are so fucked. They are paying $170 million to players who are not even on the team anymore this year. Our salary cap is dog shit. And most of the people, I believe there were 40 people in training camp that are on one year contracts. Do you think I could get tickets to the game in January when Buffalo goes down to visit them? Yes. I think I could too. I think they'll be available. Maybe I'll do that. And it'll be in a nicer stadium.

Oh, fuck off. How dare you say it. I've been talking to a bunch of my friends who have been to the stadium. The new stadium's fantastic. No, it's not. It is. There's a few seats. Carl, they're ripping out the field already.

Carl, they ripped out the field. I understand. The stadium is not nice. It is. It's very nice. It's a low mark stadium, everybody. There are stink lines like it was built in Syracuse over that stadium. So Danny was here earlier.

She's our results girl to tell us what happened last week with the voting. Unfortunately, her. Internet was very choppy. Yeah. Sorry, Danny. We didn't want to deal with it. So we just, we gave her the week off. Am I wrong?

No, you're right. You know, it's hard to deal with sometimes when people have bad internet. I'm not, I'm not saying you're in the wrong. I'm just telling you what happened. Yeah. Because you know what had happened? If I had just gone with it, Carl, would have sent me a note after. What the fuck is wrong with you, Vinnie?

Yeah. I'm very passive aggressive. I shake his hand on the way out. And then I send him a very, uh, strictly worded email. Yes. That's how it works. Strictly worded that. Whatever.

I'm out of it. And verbally abusive is how I'm Is how I write emails Hey, fuck face is usually the It's crazy like I tell Grock No, more abusive and it will not write The emails, I have to write it myself He doesn't even write it himself

I tried to anyway Okay, I'm gonna give you the results You have the results? I thought we wouldn't know the results Without a results girl I'll tell you the results It's almost like they're not necessary Now listen I want you guys to settle down But I'm going to give you the results

Okay Uh-oh Sorry everybody Wildly inappropriate Everybody settled down It's just me. It's just me. You won.

What? 57% of the vote. Yes. What was the percentage? 57%. All right. Excellent. That's convincing.

Thanks guys. People made some comments. Okay. Where they said, Vinnie, they killed hookers. They killed a lot of people. They killed barflies and hookers.

I thought your people were the biggest creeps ever. But for some reason, like when you hear Russians are like creeps, you're just like, well, yeah. You know, I just, people aren't surprised by that. It's a good point. Yeah.

That's a good point. Jerry Brutow says definitely a creep. I could have sworn you did him before and I looked to see if you did. Boy, did I scour over everything because I wanted the technicality. But congratulations. Thank you, buddy. You got me? That means you get to go first.

This week we are doing creepiest juggalo. I forget how we came about it, but we were talking during last week's episode and it was settled on early. So, I love it. Without any further ado, Carl, ring that bell. All right. So the 2009 juggalo murder of Michael Goucher in Pennsylvania, the murderers are 17-year-old Ian Seagraves and 18-year-old Sean Freeman. If you want to pull up their image that I gave you on the thumb drive, there they are.

There's the two juggalo's 17 and 18 years old. It was a cold February night in 2009 when Sea Graves was sitting in the darkness under a rusty bridge along Snow Hill Road. he had a butcher knife and a meat cleaver. The cleaver was emblematic of the Juggles Hatchet Man symbol. If you want to pull up the Hatchet Man symbol, this is what their logo is. There's Hatchet Man. So ICP celebrating the meat cleaver there. So they get this kid, well, he's 21 years old, Michael Goucher.

And they know this guy. In fact, the one dude has been intimate with him before. What? And they were texting with him and be like, hey, man, you want to have a little hookup tonight? Because this guy's gay. So they get him to come down to where this bridge is, right? And they're like, yeah, yeah, we're totally going to get it on. It's going to be great.

And Freemore, this guy is ready for him when he gets there. He also has a butcher knife and a meat cleaver. So Freemore shows him where to park. They bring him down under the bridge. And they stab him 45 times. He tried to run. They chased after him. They kept stabbing him and murdered him in cold blood.

Now, this is the crazy part, Vinny. The other part's that crazy? Sea Graves and Freemore were so proud. They wrote a song about it. I was going to say that sounds like an old, easy listening style group from the 70s. Sea Craves and Freebor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they got a couple of toe-tappers.

They were so proud of it. They stole a digital recorder this guy had on his person. Smart. And they decided to write and record a song that was extremely accurate about their crimes. I freaking hate vagina. The recorded song was the foundation of the case brought against them. The defense repeatedly tried to characterize it. It's just fantasy.

You know, they're just coming up. They're just ICP fans. Cut up with the rap song. Can I read you the lyrics to the sign that they recorded? If you didn't, I'd be upset. Now, here's what I'm upset about. I tried to make an ICP song with these lyrics using one of the different AI music tools. And all of them said, this is too graphic.

We will not produce this song for you, which is annoying. Good point, Duke of the pop key verse. At least their songs had lyrics, Carl. Oh, my gosh. You and Ava should team up. hilarious. It was old, but I wasn't alone tripping, waiting for the kid to commence with throat ripin. My heart's skipping

as I waited under the dark bridge. My friend luring him down here, we're going to chill this kid. With some cock sucking. When they come under, I was sitting in the dark cover. He sat next to me, and I went and stabbed this motherfucker. With my dick. Right into his neck, and I stabbed in the head.

I choked. He choked, but started running. This bitch ass wasn't dead. My homie chased him down the street and ran towards the light, but nobody saw him. It was the middle of the night. his fright was showing the motherfucker started pleading he was all lightheaded because his throat was all bleeding you know what i actually like these guys now i was seeing so much blood as we lead him in the woods

we're killing some faggot in my own neighborhood he wanted to fuck my friend but instead we fucked him i was stuck him the fucking throat so that says something from all the run of my lungs were starting to hurt we stabbed him again and watched the blood squirt through his shirt I stabbed him in the face he was still alive but dying at a good pace I thought he was saying there was blood all over the place

he was begging and begging please man let me go I'll never say nothing and nobody will ever know but Skippy said no and so I left the blade in his neck destroyed his radio and that fucka had no respect tripping him at something at first thought

scaring his dying ass with some reverse talk. I was kicking him in the skull to make sure he was gone. Stand him in the side and some in his throng. Okay. So their biggest crime here is obviously they're not lyricists. They're not lyricists. I mean, they're ICP fans. Sure.

No shade. Yeah, I love it to say he posse as much as the next guy. Sure. But the music isn't really sophisticated. To be fair, ICP is all about inflection. Yeah. The way they deliver the thing. The way they deliver the line.

That's why I wanted the AI to do. that for me. Anyway, so they played the song in the court. The jury needed one hour to deliberate, came back, found both of them guilty, convicted of first-degree murder. They're both serving life sentences for murdering a gay gentleman in cold blood. Oh, boy. Those are my creeps.

Those are your creeps, Carl? Those are my creeps this week. Well, you know, when it comes to juggalo's, Carl, there's only one choice for the creepiest. and I like to introduce you to him. This is Josh Minor, everybody. Yeah. Here, I'll take the makeup off. That's Josh Minor, everybody.

He is a juggalo from Joliet, Illinois. And I do not blame music for anyone's personal choices, Carl. Especially this kid, he was just trash out of the womb. As a young child, he got in a lot of trouble because he choked out his little sister, literally made his little sister unconscious because she changed. the TV channel. Oh, that's fucked up, though.

He's probably watching something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was, his mother described him as a little Jekyll and Hyde. He would flip out constantly. He had a really evil side to him. He discovered ICP as a young kid, and he probably called himself a juggalo.

He talked about wanting fangs, pinning his ears like a bat, and becoming a vampire clown. You know, it's people like that that have to give the juggles a bad name. That's what I'm saying. Now, it did steer his chosen career path, though, Carl. Okay.

He decided he was to become a backyard wrestler, whoop, whoop. Is that a career? No. I was going to say, I think you want to probably get beyond the backyards. Sure, sure. But, you know, that's what he was into. And that's what he did.

In fact, he had an awesome finishing maneuver, Carl. Same one he used on his sister, rear naked choke. Okay. And it turns out he was a little too rough for the backyard boys at times. Because once he locked that choke hold in, he was like very hard to get it off. Like people were going unconscious and almost dying with this fucking reckless idiot. I saw who did that. Hulk Hogan did that to what's his lips on the TV show,

the guy from Law & Order. Oh, yeah, Richard Belser. Richard Belser, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's probably just a big Hulk fan. Yeah, must have been. I'm sure most of the backyard wrestlers were big Hulk Hogan guys. You ever heard of him? That's my guy, Hulk Hogan.

Yeah, fuck New Jack at RVD. So he said he was really good at it. He was very proud of the fact that he choked out 10 guys. He used to brag about it a lot. In 2005, Carl, he was 16 years old. And he videotaped grown men having sex with an underage girl in a Juliet motel room. Okay. The case was first charged as felony child.

How many guys were having sex with underage girl? I don't know. I thought you just said the root. It was men. I don't know how many men. It was just plural men. He was filming them having sex with an underage girl. And at first, he was charged.

You ever, you ever fuck a girl with your buddies? before many? No. No. Thank you. No. Be weird, right? No.

Not into that at all. Be really weird. Yeah. Have you? No. It doesn't seem enticing to me. It seems horrifying to me. Yes.

Agreed. Yeah. I don't even want her paying attention. Correct. To what's happening. Yeah. The fewer eyeballs, the better. In that room, absolutely.

So it was charged as felon. child pornography, production of, and because of his age, it was resolved as a misdemeanor unauthorized videotaping. He got a year on conditional discharge. At 16 years old, he was hanging out with dirtbags who were gang-banging children. Sure. So not great. In 2007, he was convicted of retail theft for stealing sneakers from a store. And then in 2010, he still sneakers from from a store. It's hard to steal sneakers. In 2010, he was convicted of residential burglary. He was sentenced to four years. So he graduated from sneakers to breaking into people's houses. Okay.

He got out in months and he remained on parole until January 9th, 2013. Are we being sniped by Kevin Brennan right now? Is that what Rick from New York is telling us? Hi, KB. KB, put your shirt back on. KB, come on. You're embarrassing yourself again. Don't do that.

He's going to teach me that I stink. Oh, did Carl make fun of me for taking my shirt off? And again. And again. And again. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get distracted. Best teeth on his screen right now.

That's true. Best teeth on the screen. That is very true. Congratulations on that. Okay. I'm going to finish my presentation. Please. I really don't give a fuck.

I don't either. I just thought it was funny. So, um, so, okay, back to January 9th, 2013. He's hanging out with his friends. Let me show you a picture of them. So the one, the pig-looking one on the bottom. Yeah, she's not great. That's Alessa.

What's the one in the upper right, though? See, that is Beth. She's got potential. You know, if she got that, get rid of that fucking attitude. She could be cute. That's Bethany McKee. And then this other dude up here. Oh, that dude's a weird looking guy.

That's Adam Landerman. Now, they were all hanging out at Alyssa's house. Okay. She's 24. She's renting this house. They were all out of money and they wanted cigarettes, Carl. I hate that. And that's when he had an idea.

He had Beth and Alyssa invite these two fellas over. This is. Why, these guys got some new. ports on them or something? They just might. This is Terrence Rankinson, Eric Glover. They were 22 years old, and the two girls called and said, hey guys, come on over. We're going to have a party over here. Bring some cigarettes

and some... It's always a good idea to beat up the black guys when you need cigarettes. It's always a smart idea. Hey, this backfired. We're going to get our asses. Didn't go that way, buddy. Oh, okay. This is what. All right. So, they told her to bring booze, bring weed. We're going to hang out. We're going to have a party. And so these two guys,

Terrence and Eric thought they were going to get fucking laid. Yeah. So they come over there. They bring all the stuff and they bring them in and they start. They show them the PlayStation. They're fucking hanging out playing Grand Theft Auto. The girls are talking to them. And Josh had originally convinced them all on this plan was going to be just a robbery.

Yeah. Which is incredibly stupid because you're inviting them over to this girl's house and then you're going to rob them. And once you invite a black person into your house, you have no powers over them. It's like a vampire. Exactly. That's not true. Oh. So.

Mazzaro and McKee, the two girls got the two men inside. The women leave the room. Minor goes in after Terrence Rackens and Landerman goes after Glover. And believe it or not, they got the drop on him. Josh slipped his fucking chokehold on Terrence and murdered him. Right in front of everybody, choked him to death. Why wouldn't he have a weapon? Because he's crazy.

Adam had a weapon. The other guy had a weapon. That's smart. So he goes in there and as he's doing it, Beth McKay later, the one girl, the cute girl, says that Josh was like orgasmically going, die, die. Well, he was choking this guy who he said he was going to rob. Yeah. So he did just that.

He died. So later he did as he was told. Got to give him credit. Yeah. He is a good guest. He did what has asked of him. Landerman was found out had Glover held down and then Minner or Josh jumps over and grabs the other guy and starts choking him out and then choked that dude to death.

Okay. Both of these guys were strangled to death by this piece of shit job. Did that count towards his backyard wrestling record? It did. Number 12. Good. It was 12. 11 and 12.

All for $120 cash, some weed and a bag of Coke. Okay. That's a decent score, actually. Okay. So, like, remember we wanted cigarettes? Fucking Coke's way better. Let's do this instead. They wanted six.

cigarettes, Carl. Yeah, I know. But Josh was like, ah, so what do I'm going to do now? Now that I just murdered these two people, I got a great idea. Let's tie some plastic bags around their heads. And then I'm going to time up just in case.

Maybe they're not dead. We'll make sure they die. But then he kind of moved them side by side. And he told Beth and Adam, they got to go. But he said to Pigface, you're staying here. And that's when he explained a fantasy that he had to her. Oh. And that fantasy was,

he always wanted to fuck on top of dead bodies. Okay. That's an interesting kink, but I'm not going to shame it. Well, Alyssa was not into it. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, she was not into it. But Josh made sure she was into it. Josh flip-flopped Alyssa on top of the corpses of the two African-American gentlemen he had just murdered.

Bodies were probably still warm. He was all horned up after he killed those guys and wanted to bang pig face. So ladies and gentlemen, please. So he's a creep for having low standards. He should have fucked the other one. Is that what you're saying? At least. At the very least in this situation.

What I'm saying is he's a scumpag loser murderer who murdered two people over cigarettes and then fucked a pig on top of them. Now, that's not just the worst thing he started doing. So after he's done, drops his nuts on this chick. He just started beating up the bodies, kicking the bodies and doing shit to the bodies in front of them. of them all. Like he's not really looking to get rid of them, but just, wait, like he was hitting him, like he was breaking. After he got laid? Yeah. I was like a nap or something. He just thought it was fun. He was just fucking with the bodies. And then he came up with another idea. He was like, you know what? Because at the time, this is a, uh, an early picture of

Gary here. Gary had dreadlocks when this happened. And he was like, you know what? I really like this dude's dreadlocks. So what I'm going to do is, right? I'm going to slice his face off, like leather face in the movies and scalp him. And I'm going to make a human mask. And of the dude I killed. This guy's dumb. This guy's an idiot. Do you remember I told you he broke that bottle over one of their heads? Yeah.

So he starts using the broken glass to try to chop the dude's face off to wear it as a mask. But he couldn't make it work. No, I bet he could. He could, probably a lot more difficult than it seems. You need a professional seamstress. You need a professional seamstress. Scalpel.

Right. So he's trying to fucking, you know, carve a dude's face off. It's not working. And finally he gets annoyed with it. He goes, you know what, Adam? Him and the other dude, he's like, we should probably figure out how to get rid of these bodies. So let's go to the store and they bought some stuff.

They got a bleach, rubber gloves, a saw, and a blowtorch for some reason. Always good to buy all those items at the same time from the same store late at night with your credit card. Probably covered in blood. Yes. No, they paid $100. They paid cash. Right. Yeah, good point.

After cigarettes. The first place they went was to get cigarettes. Okay. So, you know, he blew his load, got his Sigs, tried to make a fucking human mask, just hanging out with this buddy, they go to the store, they come back, time to get rid of the bodies. Nah, you know what we're going to do instead? Let's play more video games because I really like Grand Theft Auto. Yeah.

So they just start playing video games, like all night. They just hang out there with the bodies. One guy's face is bleeding off all over the floor. The other guy's just dead, turning blue. And Bethany McKee. This one right up here. Yeah. She looks young, right?

Yeah. That's because she was. She was under 20 years old. Okay. She didn't know what to do. So she went to her dad and said, dad, she's really stupid. I should preface this. Bethany is stupid.

You want to call them a wolf when you have a dead black person. Yeah. Unless your dad. Unless your dad is Mr. Wolf. Yeah. I got to get rid of two bodies. Can you help me figure out how to get rid of these two bodies? And his dad was like, what?

And her dad apparently doesn't like her very much because he was like, sure, I'll help you. And then call the police immediately. Yeah, I mean, that's probably the right thing to do when someone admits to a crime. So again, this happened on January 9th. Okay. Around 4 o'clock on January 10th, officers go to the house. They see someone through the upstairs window. Nobody answers the door.

They kick the doors in because they're under the impression. There's injured people in there. Alyssa comes in from the kitchen. They ask where she is. She says, Adam's hiding in the basement and Josh is upstairs. What police found Josh, our crete. Josh was sitting up in the second floor couch, smoking a cigarette with Terrence Racken's corpse for some reason sitting up on the couch next to him like they were hanging out.

And Glover still on the ground with half of his face sewed off. Oh, hey, officer. Didn't even hear you come in. You put a controller in the guy's hand. Yeah, me everybody was playing. video game. He's got sunglasses on him. I don't know.

He was trying to cut his own face off. We were just playing games, man. So, uh, already you got me. I used the carpool way. Write me in the ticket. I get it. So they were all,

uh, charged here. Minor was convicted of first degree murder, sentenced to life without parole. McKee and Landerman, Beth and Adam both got life. And the pig that he banged on top of the corpses. she got, what did she get?

She played a guilty of robbery. And pig guy for concealing a homicidal death and received a shorter sentence, I guess on account of the flip-flop. Yeah, yeah, she was a victim as well. Yeah, so this guy's pretty shitty, right? Not the best. So on August 26, 2024,

Minor was in prison in the Western Illinois Correctional Center. Okay. His cellmate is this guy, Andrew Ortega. He was 44 years old. And one morning, They found him dead, strangled to death. Wait, they found the cellmate strungled to death? Yeah, choked out.

Dude, this guy's finishing move is an actual finishing move. That's impressive. The people's elbow, are you fucking kidding me? That's going to take you out that he makes sense. He tried to hide this guy's body in the cell. And for some reason, hey, where's friend? I haven't seen him all day. For some reason, he thought the smart thing to do would be to take clothes and pillows

and stuff them on the top bunk to look like someone was still in the bed. Yeah, Ferris Bueller. Yeah. I know that trick. Yeah. He pleaded guilty and received another life sentence. So my creep for creepiest joglo is, it's Josh Miner. Wait, what was the other guy in there for his cellmate, you know?

I believe fraud. Let's just say it's CP. So that, nope, it was fraud. It was nothing that deserved for him. That is my creep, my creep. Whop, whoop, Josh Miner. Excellent creep. Go to patreon.

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Interesting. Have you seen the movie? I have not. I think I told you. Was it Peter Jackson who made it or was it Guillermo del Toro? One of those two, I get them confused. They're both doughy guys with be beards. Might as well be Michael Moore to me.

I don't give a fuck. Sure. But that movie's about a guy who comes up in the carnival. exploiting geeks and that ends up being the geek. It's pretty much the story of John Melendez. Jesus Christ. I don't have to watch that now. Dame Taff movie show.

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What's up, my jugglers? Just here chug and fago and smoking meth and wondering how magnets work. Whoop, whoop. Yeah, that is the one thing about the gathers. Some really good meth. Do you know what my favorite thing that they do is? Mouth. Poop dollars. You know what the poop dollars? No, what a poop dollars. Oh, my God. If you ever go to a juggalo thing, watch out. What they like to do is they'll take like a 20 and they'll smear their shit all over it. And they'll throw it on the ground. And when people walk by to go pick it up. It's just covered in human shit. They laugh at you.

That actually was a little foreshadowing for our scum parade today. Remember, what's the chick's name, Tila tequila? Yeah. Remember, that's the other great thing they do there. They like boot her off the stage. Yeah, they did, didn't that? Yeah, I like that. The Pazzer, thanks for two.

Did you see someone bought the 2K Jerryvitt? Yeah, we reported on that at the beginning of the program. We sure did. And some people are saying that it was purchased for Haley to review. We're going to find out. That's the case. I'm going to ask Haley if she can help a brother out. Alive and kick in one, thanks for the 499.

I was watching the Gary Delabate dating video from 1999. And it sure sounds like everything Jerry Banfield says. Yes. That's a great call, actually. Oh, you would benefit from being here with me. Oh, wait, that was Vincent Favali. Yeah, yeah. Wrong tape.

Also creepy and embarrassing. My personal life is about annoying. That's the one. At the one pun. Good to see you, bro. Consequence idea. Based on today's, loser has to don the face paint and do three karaoke ICP songs on a stream after the world being one of them. Okay.

That's not a bad consequence idea. I'll slap that on there. That's fine. Rick from New York, say hi to KB. Hi, Rick from New York. Hey, KB. Why do you bother? Choochoo choose the train.

Why did your brother choose the train? I didn't understand that. What does that mean? I don't know. Okay. All right. Well, we're all caught up, buddy. I'm sure it'll piss off Kevin.

So, so at least that. there's that. Nothing I can do about it. Fuck, someone just reminded me. Oh, Howard Stern. That was an interesting story that came out just yesterday, I think. It broke that Howard's got to deal with HBO Max doing,

they're going to record his serious show and make a video episode once a week. Isn't, okay. I thought about this after you and I texted about it yesterday. Sirius XM spent a shit ton of money to rebuild a studio. that he never uses. True. Specifically for broadcasting to their fucking app that they built. True.

Yes. Is it going to be on the app or is it going to be on HBO? Yeah, that part is surprising. Like, what is this partnership with Sirius that they're allowed to record these shows and put it up on HBO? And is it just going to be like gay celebrity interviews? Yes. It's going to suck, right?

Do you think they're going to have high pitch Eric and shit? chase him around with fish again? I don't. But I can't wait for Howard to ask some rich celebrity if they go to therapy and if they've figured out their mom issues. Oh, boy. Those are always my favorite parts of those interviews. All right.

Part of the show is coming up. My shit is blowing up over here about Joe Bruno. You don't even believe it. Like, it's fucking flickery. Like, notice this pop it up. Is everyone celebrating this or what's the consensus? A lot of what the fucks. Shulie knew.

Someone I saw in this company club looked absolutely giddy about it. Well, neither one of us like him. Hey, can I bring something up? Please. A little side note. Get after it. We have our own candy.

You can get the creep-off candy at leesel and friendsgourmet.com. I tried it. And I would like to tell Chrissy, cease and desist. Stop it. So she gave me two bags of these. This is the one's unopened. But the other one I did open, and we were chowing down to my house on Saturday.

And me and I both agree, these are fucking awesome characters. They're really good. If you like pistachio, get the creep off kind. And I love pistachio. Me too. So it's a very rare treat. If you like it, you don't get it that often. And it's there for you now.

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the potato asking like he's a king of fuck mountain around here he sure thinks he has doesn't he i don't know it's my time for my cop cam right do you have me to hit it you seem really distraising over there do you have me to hit the i can't wait to see calls cock can fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me cause cop can lose all your rights ruined your life Today's Cop Cam is brought to us by Boner Guy 69

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the NFL season starting up I mean we already started back to school on Friday That's true. If you don't check out our bonus episodes, you should. We did Hot for Teacher Part 3. And Vinny and I broke down 10 more teachers who bang their students. Yeah. Remind me at the end of the show.

I'll catch everybody up with the voting on that because it's very interesting. Good. All right. I want to hear about that. Great. So this one takes place at the beach. And I'll say this. I'm going to have a different take on this video than I normally do on these cop cam videos.

But let's start with clip number one. An officer is called to a beach in Ohio after some 10. The teens reportedly exposed themselves to the lifeguards. The officer finds the suspects arguing with the lifeguards and throwing a shoe at one of them. Hi, why'd you thrown at him? Because she's provoking us. They're provoked at all of us. Okay, go and turn around for me.

For what? Bend your back. Hello. Oh, my, stop. Turn around. Put your hands around your back. Why are you arrested? Why are you arrested?

Want a taser point? Put your hand behind your back. No. Why are you arraising? Move. You move. Why is the rest of it? All right.

Because you're throwing shit at people, you dummy. Hold on a second. Beach rules are different, right? If you're at the beach and you chuck a shoe with someone, it's not the same as like if you're in a building somewhere. I don't know, pal. Just because it's like a flip-flop and not like a steel toe. Yeah.

I mean, people throw their shoes and people on the beach. It's fun. You know, if you don't have a beach ball. Yeah. Did they say this was a beach in Ohio? Yes. Where the fuck is that? I don't know.

What's that Great Lake? called these days. Is it America or the States or USA or MAGA? I don't even know. So, Vinnie, I didn't care for the way this officer approached this situation. Well, okay, but I'm going to go ahead and say this. He witnessed someone, throw something to someone. When asked, why did you just throw that at them?

They go, oh, because they provoked me. Yes. Who's the problem at that point? You know what's going on. You're dealing with a child who's escalating things. Okay, but do you really need to? to like put them in cuffs immediately. Yeah, because then you throw them

in the ocean. They can't swim anyway. What's the difference? You don't need to put them in cuffs first. Okay. That was Carl, everyone. Clip number two, there's a little resisting going on. Why is she doing the rest of you?

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No, I have asthma, bro. Can you get the fuck of me? Do I have asthma? Stop. I have asthma. I don't think we heard that one before. It's fun. It's just the educated person's I can't breathe.

Yes. The educated. She was like the educated person. No, I have to say, this police officers handled this completely wrong. He got in there and immediately he's just like putting cuffs on people and not like trying to see what's going on, what the situation is. You know, they're saying they're being provoked by these lifeguards. Carl, what's going on? I'll say that they probably could have gathered more information before they started flinging out the cuffs.

But again, the guy walked into a crime happening. Okay. Throwing a shoe. It's not the biggest crime you've ever seen, Mr. Polino. Doesn't make it any less of a crime. Yes, it does actually. Anyway, this is a weird. question. I've never heard this before on a cop cam, and I'm not even sure what he's asking.

Okay. Why are you arrested? She assaulted the lifeguard, okay? It doesn't matter, okay? It doesn't matter. We're still. Shut up. What's your social?

What's your social? What's your social? What's your social? What's your social? I saw her you assaults her, okay? I threw a fucking shoe, but it doesn't matter. That's his song. It didn't hit her.

It hit him. It didn't hit her. Step back. Or you're going to jail too. I mean, Vinnie. We're arresting people with our shoes now. Carl, if I were to chuck my shoe at you, you would not be happy.

I'd be fine with it. I have like reflexes. Dodge right out of the way of that thing. I wouldn't even snagging out of the air. You know what I'm going to do a motherfucker? I'm going to tie the laces together and use it as a boa. Dude, you're a fucking rapid around your neck. I don't know why you throw your shoes at me.

I'm a 12, brother. Well, they're also always high tops. He always wear shoes like a child. Sneakerhead. You think that high tops are for children? Yes. I think the super high ones are, but like a bigot. I like these start to argue with me and then agreed with me immediately.

No, no, I think the really tall ones are. But like generally, like a pair of like Jordan ones are considered high tops, but they're not. Yeah. Why do basketball players need high top shoes for their ankles dip shit? It doesn't have any. I'm sorry that your ankles are jello. And that's true. There's no ankle support in high tops.

You're retarded. You are very stupid. Anyway, I can't believe you think that. What's your social? Well, unless you have the Reebok pumps where you push on the little basketball. Dude, if you look at them, the laces go all. You can tie the laces to go up past your ankle so that you could have that support there with the leather. That's why they make them that way.

What's your social? Do you want to know, like, her TikTok handle or what does that mean? You want to be my friend of security number? On Instagram? Well, that's a weird question to ask someone. What's your social security number? Why is the police officer need that? What are they going to use that for?

Well, you know, obviously to open credit cards in their names. Yeah, I mean, I've never heard that before. To ID them probably, but you would usually just ask for their ID. What's your name? Yeah, can you have your ID with you? Not what's your social? I thought that was a weird question. I never heard of such a thing.

Yeah. These kids play the race card immediately, clip four. Hmm. Social. No. There's nothing to do with race, okay? Step back. What's your social?

What's your social? I'm trying to be nice. Okay, I get that, but what's your social? What do you need my social? To ID you? What's your social? If you're not doing your social, they can take you to jail. He's taking a joke for no reason.

Listen, if you don't give me your social, you got to sit in jail for like... But she's been in jail before she knows. What's your social? It's fathers that you want to go home and enjoy your family, don't you? What's fathers do you have to do with anything? Anyway, anyway, so this lady's just trying to be nice and say, hey, you know, might want to cooperate with this police officer. It's not going to get better for you.

I don't understand what the social security number is going to do. I get why you don't think that high tops have ankle support. I really pissed you off with this. No, I get it now. I thought about it. It was because as a kid you had the actual braces and then you like put those out and you're like, oh, this is nothing. That is true.

That is very true. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Your legs are just retarded. It's not your brain. You know, Forrest Gump was actually a movie based on my life. Do you know that?

God. I wish you would gotten AIDS. Because we're black. Imagine the first girl I ever have sex with them. I've been by 30s. It's got HIV. That would suck. So they think it's because they're black.

The officer disagrees with them. And more people are getting detained in my next clip. Step back. Step back. It's not that hard. Or I'm taking you both for obstruction. I don't care. Step back.

Step back. Step back. Step back. Step back. Get back. I'm not doing it. Get back. Okay.

Go ahead and turn around. Oh, my fucking soul. Dude, he's doing. Dude, I'm sorry. This cop is causing all of the problems here. If you think that these people deserve to be detained for this shit, you're insane. Are they a nuisance? Yes.

Are they being a problem? Sure. They're throwing shoes at lifeguards. They're not great. It's fine. Whatever. When people threw a shoe at Georgia v. Bush, people applauded it.

No. That guy was actually. taken to a gulog and murdered probably the CIA didn't applaud it but everyone else did yeah the CIA actually skid to that guy I know I love the CIA they made him eat those shoes before they did it I just want to say since we are on the internet right now that the CIA the FBI Homeland Security love these people all wonderful people God bless the CIA fuck yeah you guys are doing great work overthrowing governments overseas we're big fans I don't know.

How many handcuffs does an officer bring with him to the beach? That's what I want to know. He's going to fucking run out of handcuffs at some point. This guy does. He's like down through his number three at least. So clip six. He's just start pulling him out of his sleeve. Like a party magician.

What's this me? I do here. Handcuffs. Okay. Now you're going to jail for resisting too. No. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Everyone gets out of their handcuffs in these videos. You know, I think the way to get out of handcuffs is just to struggle a lot while they're putting them on. Probably. Yeah. See, I always thought it was the same way you got out of the Chinese finger cuffs.

Oh, you just push in. Right. And we're in that at a pup pot. Backup arrives. This guy needs two other police officers here to deal with these three teenagers, which is ridiculous in my opinion. but whatever. Nice clip. Back up.

They didn't apologize. This is not about saying, sorry. Back up. Assault, obstruction, resisting, resisting obstruction. He's about to go for obstruction. Go. We're not going to ask you again. We're not going to ask you again.

Go. Do not touch my cousin, right? Stop. Stop. I think that the officer escalated things. That's the reason why I think they're ugly. He certainly did escalate things, but I'm fine with it. You can't throw shoes at people.

Yes, you can throw shoes at people, especially if you miss by a lot. If you have bad aim. Come here, bitch. Oh, here we go. You don't want to throw a shoe with me. This is all your stuff behind me. I just thought of that ass. I took it off.

Thank you. I just realized that Shaggy, too, dope, and what's his dick are right behind me over here. Yeah, that's us. Yeah. You know what? We should sell that shirt. We should sell that shirt. Troy Smith hit me up this week.

Let's sell the car. I have Troy working on multiple things for me right now. Let's not put him to work additionally. I have him doing posters for Detroit and the new. Eositopes album art. He's got enough on his plate. Hey, Troy, don't mess up and put me on the poster this year. That'd be funny if you were on the poster.

Yeah, I'm not going to Detroit. That would be funny if you were on that. I like that. This person's freaking out, clip number eight. Y'all not even getting our story before you all ready. It doesn't matter. What I said? Sit down.

So dumb ass. Stop. No, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. You don't even listen to us. By the way, well, we can't figure it. out right now.

I don't get. I don't get. What is your name? Yeah. Let's go. Oh. Hey, you get back. I have to say, I watch a lot of these cop videos.

Yeah. Being a lot of themnoxious usually works out well for people. Usually get you out of trouble. Actually, you know, I've watched the same videos with you and I've gathered the opposite. Oh, yeah, you're probably right. But all right. I hate the cops. I hate the cops in this, but that chick does suck.

Yeah. I'm trying to watch this and think to myself, where did we go wrong here? Is it telling kids that their thoughts on things matter, telling people that they need to, that they should all speak up for themselves and always be standing up for themselves? You teach people that, hey, you have the opportunity to speak up for yourself when the time comes. Don't act like an asshole. That's what you should teach people. But they forget the first part.

And also don't go to a beach in Ohio. That's a lot of water for Ohio. It's a lot of beach. All right. Clip number nine. Is this AI? I actually agree with this dude right here. You can't wait and spit in my face.

Spit right in my face. This story, though. You're all straight arresting us. Like, that's not how police shit go, bro. Yeah. That's not how policing go, bro. I agree. This guy escalated things way too quickly.

Carl, the cop witnessed a crime. Okay, I know. Oh, I threw a shoe. It's assault. Okay, maybe technically it is, but let's all calm down here, guys. I agree with you there, Carl. I don't necessarily think that they needed to go in handcuffs right away, but I think that they should have said,

okay, tell me what happened. Now, you know you're not allowed to throw things at people. I'm going to have to arrest you for that. Is this clip 10 that you have pulled up? Did I screw this up? I'm on clip number nine. This is clip nine. I screwed this up.

Okay. I think this is in the wrong order, but play this. Okay, so I got in took a picture and kicking. Okay, yeah, yeah, let's do that. Okay, which one do you want to do first? Kicking. Got it. Are you kicking me?

Spit in my face. Sit in the chair. Sit in the chair. You're not following my way. Sit in the chair. Bro, the cops is hurting me. Are you going to stop spitting in my face? Yeah, bro.

Spitting in the cop's face is not a good idea. That's not going to end well for you. Nope. I have a buddy who you know. You've done business with him. I've done business with him. Who kicked a cop outside of the bug jar. Interesting.

How'd that go for it? He owns a screen printing business. Oh, that good? You know that guy. I do. It didn't go well for him. It turns out kicking police officers is a bad idea. You'd be better off punching a police horse in the face than kicking a cop.

All right, clip number 10. Let's find out. What is the story here? What the fuck happened that started all of this? Yeah, that is part of this. We've been hearing about this story. We don't know it. Let's go.

The three people, they were right in front of that second chair right there. And she came over and she. The guy was like, oh, I was just sitting there. He had tough kind of walking there. And then she was racing towards me, opened his pants and took a picture of his. Of his penis. Yeah. Okay.

How does that even work? He took a photo of his penis in front of you? Did he walked out and he was like, did he text it to you afterwards? Like, what is that? You're supposed to keep that in your pants in the public. Well, hold on a second. Did she see his penis? Sounds like it.

That's why she seemed so traumatized. Well, let's hear the full story. Clip number 11. Okay. Is she lying? Okay, did he show you his penis all? No, all we do is open his pants and did that and then kept kind of circling around. So I just told him and then I came back to you.

I went up and I approached them and I just said, one of my life guys just approached me and said, you just made her extremely uncomfortable. And I just asked you guys to leave the beach. Like at that point, they denied it. So the guy, he had, I think, I was the shirt off. Correct? Yes. I had a good idea.

And then. That's my clothes. Okay. Okay. So nothing happened. This guy pulled his pants open and took a photo of his penis. She couldn't see his penis. She doesn't know if he took a photo or what happened. Like none of it matters.

What are we talking about? That chick lifeguard, well, she just kind of cute, seems like a real baby. She seems like a typical teenager. Who's working at the beach. I mean, this is nothing. Nothing happened is really what this is. people are slinging shoes and their dicks and nothing is happening carl dude this is ridiculous

handcuffs dicks shoes all right so this guy who's taking photos of his cock is calling his auntie to tell her what's going on auntie he just came down there he didn't even tell us what we did he just arrested them on spot auntie look man they was arguing with some white girls at the thing because the white girls had said some weird stuff you don't ask if she got her other phone Give me a second. I think I have his side in this. This white girl be tripping, y'all. You know what I mean?

She said there were some weird stuff. Yeah. Dude, sometimes a guy needs to pull open his pants, see what's doing, and save a memory. All right. This is our day at the beach, remember? Pius. Clip number 13.

He's got a point here. He's got a point in his pants, too. What he did? was weird in making them uncomfortable, but we don't really have nothing on it. So you're saying she didn't charge, she didn't charge with these, but when you all came down to arrest her, God didn't even tell us what you all charged her in the first place or which her charges was at all. You're just straight up arrest her.

Why are you talking about just arrest her just like that from down there? She didn't do anything. Well, they did say assault, but I agree with them. I think that escalated way too quickly, which caused all of this nonsense. And they're like, even though they're like admitting, like, we don't have anything at this guy. So he took a photo of his penis What are we supposed to do about that? Do I think that this was

Maybe an overreaction by the cop? Yes. Yeah. But I think that when he files the paperwork, he's going to make sure that it all looks very justified and neat. I know. These kids are 18 years old. I mean, I've seen 18-year-olds up to way worse things than this.

Last clip, the charges. Sundays, man. It's always Sunday. The suspect who was arrested first at Jane was charged with simple assault, disorderly conduct, obstructing, and resisting arrest. The second suspect, Maya, was charged with obstructing and resisting arrest. They are both presumed innocent and less proven guilty in a court of law. Yeah, second chick was arrested because she didn't step back.

Yeah, that's bullshit, though. It's like, she's not like on top of you. It's so dumb. Anyway, thank you, Bonner Guy, for sending that in. I was frustrated with the police on this one. I couldn't agree with you more. Carl, I am trying to. Oh, I convinced you.

I don't think you're paying much. No, no, I am, here's what I agree with you on, that this could have been handled differently. Yes. I still stand by my statement. Are you trying to fix super tips so that we can hear the voices? I was. I thought so. That's a good idea because it is Super Chat Monday.

And we are celebrating with you fine folks. Well, there's only one way we're going to find out. Our pal Destriga, he's coming in strong. He started off with, what are you going to do when Hulk Hogan's rear naked chokes charades? Glad I was able to see you guys live. Thank you very much for being here, sir. And thank you for the five bucks. And I still do not know why this is not working with the volume.

I don't know why either. This is very weird. Okay. Checking all my settings. They call them tech. You know, you know. Well, what do you know? Thank you, Adolf.

You know what? Hold on. I fixed it. You did fix it. Good job. So let me go back. Yeah. Good idea.

I thought you did that because that was one of the funniest things you've ever done. I got it I got it work it now Here we go I did do it because I'm hysterical It's very funny It's well done

If you thought that was very funny Go to Lisa and friendsgourmet.com I'm going to hang myself I'm a good pitchman Wow nobody heard any of it That's cool It didn't go through

Oh it's not going through On there I heard it This fucking super tip system That's too bad What's this other What's this other new one That they got out there

Oh um shout tip tip or something like that Yeah I'm not doing that either I want it all out of here. If I, if I get rid of all the super chats and super tips on this show, who are you blind Mike? Oh, I don't like it. It. It's fucked with the flow of the show. Don't give us money. We hate it. Fuck you, Biddy. Fuck you. Get it working. Make it work. Wow. You know, Biddy's the only reason why I could actually run super tips on my system.

You show me how to set that up. So it should be nicer to him. I should be a lot nicer to him. You should be a lot nicer to be in general. I don't agree with that. I know. You know what time is Carl? It's time for our scum parade. That's right. And you know what?

Let's do it. It's time for us to listen to the scum parade. With darks and murder drugs and jay walking. You'll hear about a guy who fought his dog. Catch up on the news this week. I want to hear the scum parade. Where's the scum parade? Where's the scum parade?

You know what? We forgot about the super chats that have come in. since the last time we did that. Okay. I want to thank you, Retro Ryan, Jay. Listen to how exhausted you where the people are giving us money.

Like, fine. These fucking people are giving us money. I appreciate you, Retro Ryan D. I'm literally saying Retro Ryan D. Thank you for the $5. It's very kind of you. Not show related,

but I cannot stop laughing at Opie. Ask you, Derek. Why is your hair so poofy? Dude, how funny was that? Vinny was over for WTP. on Saturday. That Eric Marino. Eric Marino sucks.

There's a million assholes. I want to find out how many comedy classes that guy's teaching. Oh, yeah. I guarantee. That's exactly. Oh, no. He actually owns a business called 17% funnier or something like that, where he teaches you how to be 17% funnier.

They're like, let's say you're like the best man. You're giving a speech or something. He'll like write it up. He's like a Mike Morris kind of guy. He'll help you make it funnier. Oh, good. But yeah, he does teach comedy.

I just remembered that. Of course he does. He doesn't understand comedy at all. If you ever see me teach in a comedy class, kids, just know things went real bad for me. Rockal or me 2002, Carl's crooked feet have no ankle support. I have arthritis in both of my ankles.

Do you really? I do. Well, maybe you should try some high tops. Maybe I should. Ebeney 591. Thanks for the 499. The cop is handcuff happy. Yes.

Photo of Mark Furman on his dining room wall. Agreed. Rest in peace, Mark. Let me miss you. Uh. Nate Higgers G6W. I, Nate. We all feel the fatigue at my right.

Okay. I don't think the guy's name is actually Nate. I don't think so either, Carl. All right. Are you ready for some scumperate stories? Yeah, man. We have a serious... Oklahoma.

This is a serious problem we got going on, Carl. I fucking love this guy's mask. Police are hunting a twisted serial defecator, Carl. He is running around loose in Tulsa, Oklahoma. right now, often wearing only a thong and a cut open mask. Let me get in a little bit on this for everybody so we can see what's really a doing here. This is this maniac just running around free in the middle of the night,

smearing shit on the doors of local businesses. If this was 2020 or even 2021, I would say cutting a hole in your mask that just makes so you can see your entire mouth, very funny, very funny thing to do. In the videos, the man wearing glasses and clad in red crocs, a black cross body bag, purple latex gloves, and a black shower cap exposes himself to his camera before, once and again, during, well, doing his business into a doggie bag. Yeah. He's also wearing a medical facemass has been cut out.

So he shits in the bag. Yes. And then rubs the shit all the place. And he wears gloves, which, you know, hygiene. Hi, Gene. Yeah. So this guy is just rubbing his shit over. local businesses.

And there's a few things that are embarrassing about this. One is that the police have these photos and can't find the guy. I don't think he's a genius. I don't know how many police can't find him. It's while they admit that they can't find him. It's pretty crazy. There's a psychologist. In this article,

a psychologist explains why someone want to rub their feces on things. Yeah. It's a believe that it's pushing the envelope and getting to the edge of civil behavior. It's a funny prank. Can we all agree that putting your poop on stuff is kind of a funny prank? It's pretty deranged. Yeah. You want to know about a funny prank?

I do. I got a funny prank for you. Okay. This guy right here is quite the prankster. What does he do? Well, this is Artavian Cremitti. He's 25. He was arrest on suspicion of indecent exposure, Carl.

You see, he was working, I believe, at a crystals. I want to make sure I got the right steak and shake, which now has a car hop service. Nice. So he was delivering food to a female. Do we still have a steak and shake? around here? No, we have Shake Shack. Yeah, but we used to have a steak and shake, right?

No, I don't think we did. No, I'm thinking of something else. Yeah. So he went to go deliver the food, and on the tray, he had his exposed penis just sitting there like a hot dog next to her burger. Did he ask, like, would you like fries with that? Do you want to cock with that? And then he's like, I think she said yes. The woman claimed she was waiting in her car for her order when he walked up.

was serving food with his penis exposed through the zipper. Court documents say Cremedy was working as a car hop at the time. The CCTV footage showing the moment an officer confirmed video surveillance location displays the incident as stated by the victim. I wish I had this guy's confidence. I just, I'm not pulling my cock out for a stranger, you know. I have to trust that the person's not going to laugh out loud or take a photo and share it with the internet. And this guy, the. The confidence to do it at work.

Yeah. Impressive. Good for you, buddy. I'm promoting this guy. I'm like, this is the kind of the big dick energy we need around here. It's going to change our culture. Artavian, I look forward to reporting to you. You're my new boss, apparently.

You've been promoted, my friend. You know who should not be promoted? Who's that? This woman. Oh, yeah. This woman's a piece of shit. This is May McGuire. She's on Nebraska police captain.

She was placed on leave for allegedly leaving her top. locked inside a car in 80 degree weather while she went fishing with her wife. Okay. So here's something that I've learned. And I feel like a lot of people know this, but I'll just state it in case you don't know this. Toddlers hate being locked in hot cars. They hate it. Dogs don't like it either.

Dogs really don't like it. Like toddlers can't. It's not great being trapped in a oven. No. I've asked Lucy about this. Kids are not. Shully said it's not cool Shully agreed that not cool bro

Not cool When the police arrived The child was already out Because someone I guess broke a window And helped the kid out Oh That's what I think happened Oh maybe that's what I should use

My ball That guy gave me at Hackamania It breaks through windshields Yeah save a child's life I can save a child or a puppy Or just fuck with someone's car I don't know There's a lot of possibilities for that thing

The kid was in there for at least 30 minutes before the deputies arrived. The outside temperature was 78. So it was much hotter inside of the car. McGuire May here registered a blood alcohol content of 0.108 after submitting to breathalyzer tests. Oh, well, she was day drinking. Yeah.

I will give her a break then. Sure, sure. He didn't tell me she was day drinking. Well, Mary and Mae. I guess you said she was fishing. I guess I should have. Are being charged with child abuse. Really?

And placed on leave from the Lincoln Police Department. It says the investigation is, ongoing. What else needs to be done here? This is how it works, from my experience, with police departments. Do we like this bitch? Does everyone like her? Yeah, yeah.

She brings in bagels on Fridays. All right. She did it. The wife did it. Yeah, right. Or is she kind of a pain of the ass and no one really likes her? All right. You're gone.

That's kind of what it comes down to. It's pretty solid way to do it. The investigation is ongoing. Well, Carl, I got a story for you. How about this about a person in a position of trust, ruining it. This is well, let me make sure I get this right. Joshua Kohut.

He's a dean at Rutgers University. Okay. Who has been caught recording upskirt videos while working at the university? Dude, are upskirt videos ever any good? Like, what percentage of upskirt videos can you beat off to? I'm going to put it at under 5%.

And that's the problem. That is the problem. Because it's really little payoff, high risk, low award. Yes. Correct. Yeah. This is the problem that I have with these guys who are putting cameras on their shoes or mirrors or whatever. It's just like, are you ever going to see anything that's that exciting? He's been working there for 29 years.

You know what? As I'm thinking about this, because we were focusing on the beach today, you could go to the beach and see women in thongs, basically. You know what I mean? Dude, that's why my favorite thing about Miami Beach, go. Gay guys. A lot of gay guys. No, stupid. I thought that was your favorite buyer.

Influencers. Super. fucking hot influences. You go down to South Beach, you set up on the beach, you rent yourself some nice, some nice fucking loungers right by the lifeguard tower. And every one of them shows up to take their thirst trap pictures in front of that lifeguard tower. And you have a wonderful day, boys.

And the advantage is that everyone who you think would be your competition is gay. So it works out very well for you. Hi, ladies. Would you like me to help you with your lotion? You have a good pickup line. Thanks. I'm, uh, you need somebody? You want to take that?

You need me to take that? So, yeah, the only problem is I got to get rid of the dead weight I brought with me. So think about that. You can see women in their bikinis who are basically just wearing underwear. There's no skirt in the way. There's no shadows, whatever. And this idiot is just like, oh, maybe I can get the lighting right so I can see what kind of panties she's wearing. I don't get it.

I really don't get it. It's a kink, bro. It's a kink. It's dumb. Agreed. Agreed. So either way, he got busted. They served a search warrant.

And yeah, they found a whole bunch of evidence. And he has been placed on administrative leave with the university. Investigation ongoing. Yeah. Minnie. Yes, sir? If anyone at Rutgers thinks that there may be a victim or if they know a victim. What should they do, Carl?

There's a phone number to call. There is. You should call public safety. 609-780-5-449. Serious calls only. Thank you. All right, I got one more for you, Carl. Ooh, a bonus. Yeah, I threw in a bonus this week.

This is Steve Swain. He's an attorney. Hey, Steve? Here's another picture of Steve Swain, the attorney. Oh, no. What happened here? Well, he's been hit with a bestiality charge after his wife claims she recorded his depraved acts against their dog. Okay. We'll get into that for one second.

How much whiskey do you have to drink for your nose to look like that? It's starting to open up on the tip of his nose so we could just pour the booze directly into it. Christ. The wife found video of him from last November forcing oral from their dog. Okay. The word forcing, that's not the verb you want in that sentence. You'd want this to be like, letting your dog have oral, you know, giving your dog the opportunity to give you oral.

Forcing just sounds really bad. The footage allegedly shows the attorney lying on his back in a bedroom that appeared to be his bedroom. She also called you here saying, come here, Shipley. with the dog eventually entering the frame. After discovery, it is depraved act. Swain's wife separated from him and even took the dog with her. Smart.

Both of his loves, ripped from his life. No wonder he started drinking. She stated that she was unaware of how long this has been going on. And never stopped. But believes it's happened more than once. The reason he gave to the detective is why she decided to fit extra cameras in their house was because Swain was allegedly seen prostitutes regularly multiple times, along with other weird occurrences inside of the home.

Who brings prostitutes back to their house? Fuckos who fuck their dog's faces. Yeah, but okay, fucking a dog's face is horrific and weird. But bringing a prostitute back to your house where your wife lives is retarded. It's insane. Yeah, it's like really stupid. What are you doing? Also, I do love the fact that we are in Orwell's 1984, which isn't great if you're a dog fucker.

Who knew? You know, George Orwell, I don't think you wrote about that. I haven't read the entire book. I don't think you wrote about the fact that, like, we'll discover dog fuckers because of this technology. you know, to tell it, I can't say that word. I should stop talking. I don't know which word you were going for.

But I will say this, you are right, Carl. I don't think the people who invented the internet realize what that would fucking turn into. Well, a lot of ESO does. Yeah. Is what it turned into. Yeah. A lot of people will put their dicks in lots of things they shouldn't. Interesting.

Remember those guys who fucked the gang banged the lizard in India? Yeah. Yeah. I think about that every now and again. And I just go, there's no, there's nothing. There's not an. animal around that somebody doesn't want to fuck. To all the,

the horny guys out there, there's one place where your dick does belong. It's this right here. Or in my case, this. That dude does kind of look like Bill O'Reilly. A lot. Fucking thing sucks.

You talking about the dog? Good to see the bill. Good to see Bill still making headlines. Oh, God. All right. Well, listen, man. I told you before we go today, we would give you like a little quick update.

on the voting for our last hot for teacher episode. We also have voicemails, but go ahead. Yeah, we're going to get to those. Just next. This is our current lineup right now. If you want to know all of the stories, you need to go to the creepoff or Patreon.com backslash the creep off and listen to the episode or become a YouTube member.

And just to remind everyone, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, maybe. Yes, I think that's correct. Currently in the lead right now, Carl. Yeah. It is very tight. Our girl Maris here. Of course it's tight. They're fucking 14 year olds.

Maris is in second place. Tied with Pamela Joe. But right now with 26% of the vote, squeaking away Alexandria right here is sneaking away with it. And let me just remind everybody who she is. She's one of my favorites. Yeah. Because she's the one who introduced herself to the kids' parents at

Parent-Teacher Night as his girlfriend. Yeah. And then they're like, Hey, you're cool. You can hang out with us. Yeah. And she dressed sexy at the court, too. These women always try to make themselves look ugly at court. She wore a choker to court. She got her makeup right.

Yeah. You guys got to watch the whole episode. But that's great. I'll tease that. Now, I believe our voicemail segment is brought to you by our good friends in Syracuse. The creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Remember, ladies, if you ever get DMs who's one claiming to be on the Syracuse football team, nobody would make that up. See you in Syracuse.

Donovan McNabb. Well, Donovan McNabb. Marvin Harrison. Right? Sure. Or Ande Gadsden. All right. All right.

Please. I hope you could hear this. Guys. Here we go. Hey, guys. It's a skunt person named Lou. And I'm here to give you some consequence recommendations. Now, there's always the Dr. Steve fingering you thing.

I think that could be a good bit. You'd be like, hey, Steve, they'll put your whole fist in there, and then he'd like smile and look at the camera, raise it both hands. That'd be pretty funny, but I think the best one I have is to do Jankum. Now, if you don't know what Jankum is, basically you shit and piss into a jar and tied it up real good and leave it out in the hot suns for it to ferment, and then huff it to get high.

that's probably like the lowest form of drug you could do. Why wouldn't you just eat it? I mean, that sounds awful, sir. No, thank you. Huh, ha! Hard pass. The most disturbing part is someone figured out that gets you high. I mean, anytime you stop oxygen getting to your brain.

Good point. Good point. Here we go. Hey, so we'll see again. Well, we're on the topic of our toics and creepy teachers. I'm pretty sure I had a teacher who was creepy with me in high school, but I never went that far with it because I was super autistic and gay, so I had no interest in her.

But she pulled me out of class one day. I remember this distinctly. She pulled me out of class. She, like, brought me into another room. She was doing a quote-unquote photography thing and testing lighting. Like, I had to do some, like, posing. I didn't take my clothes off, but I just felt really, really uncomfortable the entire time. And I think she got that I was probably not the one because I wasn't.

Anyways, Ms.Cy, if you're still out there, don't call me back. I'm still not interested. Bye you. All right. So she wasn't hot. Yeah. Yeah. This kid must have been hot, though.

Yeah. Sounds like it. Yeah. Uh, right. Hi, Carl. Hi, Vinny. It's the local band Detroit. Uh,

you guys said that you might be the first ones to do the, uh, creepy teacher thing for your, uh, bonus episodes. Great episode, by the way. But, um, actually, I used to work with the TDC podcast. I know Carl's familiar with Mike Walters over there. Uh, we used to run weekly stories called Toik, teacher of the year candidates. Uh, I wasn't really there for that era, but every, But it got to the point where there were so many teachers being creepy with students that they had so many toy stories.

They just abandoned the segment because it was too much. It would have been running an entire show on it. So, yeah, you could run a whole show off of it. And it's weird how much that happens. Anyways, don't send your kid to public schools and don't come to school tomorrow. You might get touched by a teacher. Bye. I forgot about Mike Walters.

We had him on the show a few times. Did the live show with us? Yeah. Whatever happened to him? Oh, Carl just forgot about him. Um, oops, comment on our consequences from last week. Okay. Okay.

I just want to point out for the consequences, uh, y'all, we're seriously entertaining, putting, no, you actually did put, take feet picks and sell them and the other person gets the money. You put that on the wheel. And yet you were poo-pooing the idea of getting a dominatrix. Let me just point out that the very first consequence one of y'all did was wear crocs. I give it three years before you get a dominatrix. Thank you, fuck you bye. That's true. Things have escalated.

Our pal Riley and friends stopped in. Oh. Hey, Carl. Hey, Benny. This is Riley and Friends from YouTube. I just thought I had to clear something up here. So there's a difference between K-I-C-K and K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K with a C-C is Twitch for racist. That's what Aaron Holtz is on.

Kick without the sea is a chat app that I am 100% sure only exists for grooming. It has never been used for any other purpose that has been recorded by a man. It exclusively exists to be used for purposes of grooming. I hope this helped. Oh, that's where I fucked up. I got the one with the sea. So they're both great is what you're saying. Yeah, good to know. Thank you. Can I give you a, uh,

Spy Report? Please. I just got a text from my friend Haley over at the pretty antisocial podcast. Oh. She thinks the pest is trying to get Haley and me to fight. She says she has not been purchased the Jerry video. There's nothing to do with her. Hey, you know what?

I like this pest. Keep it out. Yeah, keep fucking with us. Stir that shit, pest. Stir it up, buddy. You're not going to get me to hate Haley. I like a lot of liars. Pest underscore one, baby.

Go get them. That's the guy. You are, boys, it's your favorite pirate. It's your favorite to the pirate here. Any I'm calling bullshit on you again, you scape-agg. You called him podcast hitman. Which means you still truly know in your heart of hearts that he is the real podcast hitman. Which means it didn't do your consequence.

and you owe him money. You should be punished. And if you don't do the right thing, if your old pirate buddy shitbeard will come to the light of Erie and slog you. Okay. Matthew Lewinsky, thanks for the five bucks.

He's right. Podcast profit real quick again. Just to follow up real quick. Also, that twatwafel said, I suck. clearly as a foot fetish and just wants to see Vinny's feet. You could just ask you fucking weirdo. Thank you, fuck you bye.

Okay, well, that's that. I don't like it when the voicemelers fight. Yes, you do. I thought you liked that a lot. I do, actually. That guy was talking so much shit about podcast profit. I know. It's mean.

And you should have the shit. I was talking about shitbeard. I think we have one more super chat that came in. Maybe there's a super tip. I don't see that kind of stuff. Thanks for the two bucks. Daniel Adams. Carl would fix this problem. He eats the poop. That's right. You know, like

you get an ant eater to take care of ant problems? You get a poop eater? All right, kids. Looks like we are done for the day. What a treat. This is Ben. Make sure you go to patreon.com backslash the creep off and vote for who you brought

the creepiest juggalo. We're going to be back for you bonus content subscribers, YouTube members, patrons on Friday with a very fun episode. We had a lot of things to talk about. we'll be back on Monday until then it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice and real quick if you want to watch point devil point tune in to MLC you'll see it there 4 o'clock excellent good gear good gear