The Creep Off - Episode 329: Stop Mething Around

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

Join Karl, Vinnie, and the unmistakable voice of Syracuse, Brian McBride, as they celebrate Labor Day the only way they know how, with a special Scum Parade! The guys are clocking in to cover some of societies biggest wastes of space!  Plus, Karl’s Cop Cam, your voicemails, and more!Check out the stories here: Glamorous TV host weeps as she’s sentenced to death by hanging for involvement in drug trafficking gangShe does that every morning': Brentwood residents say woman defecating on sidewalk is threatening them | FOX 11 Los Angeles"Why Do You Think My Coochie Hurts?" | The Smoking Gun4 children held captive in truck for 7 years by woman & her fiancé: authoritiesSex fiend ex-NJ cop abused 11 firefighters under the guise of training— and used mechanical device to 'hog-tie' oneFormer Colorado teacher sent to prison for sex crimes against 37 teenage boys - CBS ColoradoFormer pediatric nurse accused of sexually assaulting teens after surgeryCalifornia father accused of abusing teen sought in newborn death caseMan stabbed boy in Walmart 'for the rush' — gets 40 years

You're listening to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer, okay? You tell the kids to get out to fuck off this damn page. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. This is very disrespectful. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola, cream of the crop creepos. Welcome to a brand new edition of the creep off. Today we are celebrating Labor Day and I am here with my co-host,

the man who's got the coldest cheeks on I-490. It's hot. Cucka Carl. Vinnie. Yeah. It's not just Labor Day, my friend. It is Super Champ Monday. It sure is.

We are celebrating today. Thank you for being here with us on this double holiday. Now, joining us in studio for the first time in a very, very long time. Way overdue, if you ask me, it is the unmistakable voice of Syracuse, Mr. Brian McBride. Hello, sir. Hey, happy to be here. We actually don't celebrate Labor Day in Syracuse. No.

So I was allowed to be. here. Makes sense. Excellent. Hey guys, guess what? We got the day off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like every other day. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Okay, cool. From our jobs. Yeah.

Well, I have to tell you something, Carl. Yes, what's that by? I'm going into this show. We're putting results on hold this week. Today is a scum parade episode, but I need to give you an update on my creep off consequences. Oh, yeah, please. What's going on with Jerry Banfield? Well, here's the deal. I, uh, I, as far as I could tell, I've completed my consequence. Sure.

I joined the family. That's true. I paid my nine bucks. That's true. But I feel like that is not to the content that the fans want. Correct. So what I need to do is I need to get in touch with Jerry and I need to do a one-on-one with Jerry. You do.

I feel like that's the right thing to do. I agree. And you need to gas them up. All right? We're not here to tear Jerry down. You know, gas them up. That's interesting because I've had a lot of thoughts on how to approach this. but here's my problem.

What's your thought? What are you thinking? What's your strategy? Well, I want to maybe learn about him a little bit and ask him questions to get information, not so much pump him up. Oh, I'd be interested to know if he thinks he really is a black man or if he really wasn't on a spaceship at one time

or if he remembers his birth. Like, ask him he really believes any of that shit. What if I asked him, Jerry, listen, here's why I wanted to talk to you. I think I was abducted. Oh, that's fun. That's fun. And just see, you know, where it goes.

There's lots of things I could do. I don't think you could pull that off, though. By the way, What do you mean? I couldn't pull that off. I went to see Doug Benson at this comedy club this past weekend. My buddy Vinny was featuring and did a fantastic job. And there were two other comics local that were very funny.

Thank you. I was shocked. Yes. Doug Benson was hilarious. That was one of the best shows of the weekend when you were at. It was really good. Yeah. If you get a chance to see Doug, he's a little out there.

He's a little different. But man, is he living his best life? And he's on fire on stage. So he figured out a way to not have to memorize his act And it works brilliant It's so good It's awesome

Every joke he just reads on a sheet of paper I'm like, that's perfect actually His riffs are phenomenal too Yeah, he's great He was good So Jerry Banfield Here's the thing Carl Yes

I went to the store To figure out how to talk to him Now I could book a one-on-one Zoom call Carl That store, okay I thought you'd been Walmart Okay No no no

You're at the Jerry Banfield store There's a thing called Talk to Me Now right? Yes. And it's $40 and you get to talk to him for 10 minutes. But the problem is this, Carl. It only works.

Here, let me pop this out. It's this one right here. It's available when I'm online. So I have to sit around and wait for him to be online. Wait. You doesn't have office hours? Or... Just grow up because I thought that there was another...

I could spend $100 bucks and talk to him for 30 minutes. Would you want to talk to Jerry Banfield for 30 minutes? probably really yeah as soon as i figured out what i wanted to talk to about yeah i think he's fascinating all right okay i'll book it then i'll do i just i got to know though how can i record it yeah do i have to tell him i'm recording it what yes and yes okay but he he'll be fine with that he lives his life on the internet that's true he just made ninety six dollars right yes fucking he's uh he's on easy street you know he's gonna pay off that 120 thousand dollars in no time yeah i don't have to do this. I want everyone to know this. I don't have to do this. Yes, you do. You got to get

some content out of this consequence. That's true. We're not just giving Jerry nine bucks. I feel dirty giving him nine bucks. I would feel almost dirtier about that than giving podcast hitman anything. Um, Carl, yes. I got some bad news before we get into the show. Oh, fuck. I hate bad news. How do you feel about bad news, Brian? I don't love it. Yeah, we're on the same page. Yeah. So moving on. Don't be like that. Big Buck. could have wins dead guys. Oh, no. Andy Williams, Buffalo's own, the butcher, Carl.

He's born the same year I was. That's not good. Don't you hate that? Like, fuck. You want it. This guy lived both of our dreams, Carl. Oh. He is an amazing pro, well, it was an amazing pro wrestler.

He teamed up with a good friend of mine, Jesse. The Blade, they were a tag team for years and years and years in AEW. And he also fucks a hot Japanese girl. What do you mean both of our? He was also the guitarist in a band you may have heard of called Every Time I Die. Yes. Yeah, he was the lead guitarist. And so he was a pro wrestler rock star from Buffalo, one of ours, a Western New Yorker gone too soon.

So RIP, Andy, wherever you are. Do you know the cause of death of that? I heard about this. He died in a match, bro. He was from what I heard. I talked to a couple people. He may have had a heart attack, but he. fell off the apron and hit his head on the floor.

Yeah. So it only happened during a concert, but it was actually a wrestling match. Yeah. And so I think, I don't know if he was in the match or he was on the, the apron waiting to get tagged in, but something happened. He fell, hit his head and he was dead a few hours later. It's going to raise the insurance premiums for everyone. You know, that's the problem with this type of thing.

Yeah. I mean, they already make you get an ambulance and all that stuff and you put on a wrestling event. So annoying. I'm telling you. But really was a great, great, cool, fun guy. So I'm sad about that one. That is sad. Now, I have some other sad news.

We'll get it out of the way. Jesus Christ. What is the show? What the fuck? Oh, never mind. I don't think this seems pretty good. So far? I have some very sad news.

I'm cheered up. I'm starting the scum parade right now. This is Sarah Califa. She's 39 years old. She is the former host of Mission Impossible, a television show in Egypt. A true crime show. Okay. And she was arrested with 11 others.

Actually, I'm sorry, 28 others as part of a sting. And she was convicted of running an organized gang that imported raw materials to create synthetic drugs. Well, it's the Middle East those. They're known for being lenient on crimes. Of course. Slapp on the wrist, moving on. No. No?

No. They're going to hang this broad, guys. Oh, no. Dude, they should hang her for that makeup job. She is terrible at makeup. Look at that. I mean, I'm just, it's not my type, I guess. It's all right, though.

Once they hang her. You don't like Alien? Right. That's not my thing. Once they hang her, those boobs are going to bounce right back up, knock her ass right out of that thing. So she should be fine. The boobs and the ass are so fake on this woman. Not that that's my problem.

Even the drugs she was making were synthetic. That's true. Yeah. So she's all about, like, cosmetic surgery and shit. In fact, she ran a surgery clinic, a cosmetic surgery clinic, and an event planning company. So she's a wealthy woman who's famous on TV, and she's drug smuggling? Yep. Why?

Don't know. She was very upset about it, too. She was like, ah, I didn't think I'd get caught. Ah, this sucks. He was crying and stuff. I have a quote from her from court. She said, please listen to me. My parents raised me well.

They are people who pray, and I don't need drug money. She has more than 2 million followers on social media this one. Jesus Christ. They're hanging influencers in Egypt, Carl. Wait, because her parents pray? She didn't commit the crime? I'm confused what the connection is there. Well, I think that's just what she said.

She wanted to bring in her parents being devout Muslims. Why didn't she say she was, though? Yeah, that would make more sense, right? Other people are very religious. You shouldn't kill me? You think Allah's cool with fake asses? She's not going to be able to fool. Who is she fooled?

I don't comment on a lot. There's a joke there, but I was going to... This is my YouTube channel too, man. There will be zero comments about that. I am sketching him, though, right now. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's not bad. Oh, sorry.

Jesus Christ. You know, Minnie, you jumped right into the scump parade. We didn't hit a jingle or anything. I feel like you're off your game. We got to celebrate Super Chat Monday. Oh. People are here to celebrate the holiday with us, and we appreciate you. No, Carl.

all I was doing was getting the bad news out of the way before we start the show. So let's do that. Let's go. We got some new members here today. Larkine 1 became a YouTube member. Thank you. Patrick Gill, 7543, became a new member. You will enjoy it every Friday, bonus episodes.

We appreciate you, sir. And Bennett Kramer, 7837 became a YouTube member. And our friend Bo Buford became a YouTube member. Oh, what cute dog. Carl. Scorches PfG TV. Gifted one creep off chance. Come on. You can't afford that shit, but thank you very much for, for gifting that for us.

You know, am I crazy or that really scorches channel? I hope it is. I mean, that is the right at symbol, right? I don't know. The right handle? I don't know. What's the game that somebody would do that not be his channel? Do you think people don't pretend to be other people on the internet, Brian?

No, I don't know. But did it, like, give one thing? It's like, is that a real big gotcha? Wait, do we have one of the stories about catfishing? Oh, no. But that's not a 16-year-old girl. Why is he pretending to be? What's going on?

Poor, innocent, naive Brian from Syracuse. We haven't gotten the internet yet. We don't have it yet. I do enjoy that picture of scorch. That's a great picture of him. It is. Looks like he popped right out of a garbage can. And he's like, hey, I'm here.

He's writing a book right now. His autobiography, I hope that gets done. I really wanted to read his own book, because that will be two. and a half years worth of content for WATP. We're rooting for you, buddy. I can't imagine what the last couple chapters of Scorch's book are going to be about. Well, you know what the...

Completed about prices. Sure. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, eggs, rent. Yeah, yeah. You know that the book, I forget what the title is exactly, but it's basically like, I almost made it or something like that. Like, he feels like he was like that close to being a big time celebrity.

You know, just one thing would have broken a different way. Everyone would be talking about Scorch. Yeah, man. If only the breeze was Northwestern that day. Yep. Ward Rutherford, 569, thanks to the 99. Great show, guys. I don't know about, I didn't know John Favro and Nick Kroll had a true crime podcast. Happy Labor Day.

It's spelled L-A-B-O-U-R, America from the UK. Peace out. I have been compared to Nick Kroll before. And I'm not offended by it. Oh. I love Nick Kroll. Yeah, Nick Kroll's great. Mm-hmm.

I'll take a John Fruffield. Chavarro comparison any day of the week. I'll take that. But, all right, that's what we got for Super Chats today. Just so you guys know, Super Tips is not up today. I'm not running it because I am not using OBS. Jesus Christ. I apologize for it.

Consistent fucking show. Brian, do you want to do a true crime show with me? I would love to do it. That's good to know. I was going to do it, buddy. Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah. Brentwood, L.A., Carl. Yep.

Generally considered a pretty affluent area, isn't it? Oh, this is a very nice suburb of Los Angeles, yes. Yeah. I mean, that's where Nicole Simpson was murdered, if I recall. That is very true, yes. She had a nice house there. Yes. As says on the welcome side.

Home of the O.G. murders. It's fucked up that they wrote that in blood. Yeah. So, Los Angeles, neighbors of the Brentwood neighborhood, are very upset because this woman apparently has been shitting on the sidewalks for years, and her poor behavior is escalating, guys. But she is wiping herself, which I was happy to hear. That's true.

As long as she just got a bag with her, I'm fine with her. Well, yeah, if her owner would just, like, clean it up. No one would have a problem. She'd say if her odor cleans it up. Okay, so on Tuesday, Brenwood resident Wendy Cush said she was walking with her young daughter and dogs when she saw the woman come around the corner. She started yelling she was going to kill me, lunging at me. I couldn't get my dog to move because she was already moving slow.

Luckily, I finally just started running and the dogs followed me, but it was very scary. She posted about this on the next door app, and then others started chiming in. So it turns out people have been calling 311 to deal with this woman in L.A. for years. She's chasing people down the streets. She's shitting on the sidewalks. And finally, someone from the city came. to go get her hooked up with some type of homeless thing. Yeah.

And she said, no thanks. And so they were like, all right. And now she's still just running around shit. Let's not pretend LA understands how to solve the fucking homeless problem. Are we surprised by this? This homeless person should have got the fucking sidewalk for years. Yeah, her and 100,000 other homeless people are doing this. I realize this is an athlete.

Not in Brentwood. Well, that's what I mean. Right. So it's Brentwood. So it's like, whoa, this is crazy. It's like, yeah, yeah. You live in Los Angeles, idiots. This is what's happening.

news flash homeless people are shitting on the streets so by the way i don't meditate probably obvious no shit but i i feel like i'm kind of tranquil and at peace when i'm shitting like that's an important time of the morning oh yeah you know what i mean absolutely the last thing i do is lunge it somewhat and death threats you know someone seems to be shit i'm just kind of like hey you know i was debating whether or not this story was good or not just because like you said these shitters on the streets in l i are a dime a dozen but uh I was reading some of the statements from council member Tracy Park's office. Okay.

With this. She said, this is a prime example of the ongoing mental health crisis on our streets. Oh, okay. Is this about crazy people or is this just about basic fucking policing? It seems to me the problem is not mental health. It's basic fucking policing. It is a crime to go shit on the street. This person should be ticketed, arrested, and then put into the system for them to do with whatever the fuck they want.

to. If they want to go put her in a home somewhere, go put her in a fucking home somewhere. But get the shitting person off the street. Don't just shrug your fucking shoulders, you piece of shit. Vinnie Paulino for mayor, everyone. Vote them up. Or we could just let them just keep doing it. No. Do anything. Yeah. See, spoken like a true piece of shit from Syracuse. I was going to say, I don't see the issue here, guys. What's, and these fucking busy bodies are the next door app? Do you guys, you ever look at the next door app? Yeah. Jesus Christ. I Someone gets a fucking look from a waiter they don't like it. They go out there and complain about it.

Don't eat a Chili's. I wasn't going to. Thanks. Yeah. My delivery man was more tan than usual. It's so fucking dumb, man. Yeah. The city does not have a mental health department, Carl.

Wait, does it? No, it relies on the county. Thanks, Ronald Reagan. Which allocates more than $4 billion each year for those services. Yeah. It turns out third. throwing money at this problem does not work. Yeah.

Go figure. So again, vote for me and I will bring the biggest woodchippers you've ever seen to L.A. The biggest woodchippers. Didn't we declare a war on the homeless? I don't know if that's the way you just say that. Well, wasn't there like a war on homelessness? It should have been an easy victory.

Yeah, we should have been taking them out by now. No, they're everywhere. Our fucking military sucks. They're everywhere, guys. We can't finish this Iran thing. The homeless people seem to be winning. Did Vietnam teach us nothing? Well, that's what we never learned from Vietnam.

You're right. We never did. It turns out these homeless people have tunnels. And we can't tell which ones are the South homeless and the North homeless. So we're trying to be careful about it. Fuck it. Like God sorted out. I mean, these programs are housing hundreds of people who work for that program.

It's so true. Every one of that program is making a six-figure salary. All right. Let's play a fun game, everybody. Guess the age. Da-da-da-da-da. How old are we talking here, fellas? Oh, okay.

My honest answer, if I saw her, is this a late 40s? I'm not telling you, Carl. Why are we guessing this woman's age? Just for fun. Okay, I think she's 31. That's correct. I know. I'm not to be like a fucking wet blanket, but the age has nothing to do with this.

The story's wild. Well, I mean, I just wanted to say she doesn't look great for her age, was kind of my point. But, you know, shit all over. She looks terrible for any age. What do you mean? It's fine. Don't go with anything. shit all over. It's like doing a show

with Cardiff today. She's got a center part for Christ's sake. What year is this? Once you at late 80s, you're like, all right. She looks like Cardiff. She's supposed to be wearing a mask in public. She has a potato head. She does. So, this woman's name is Monique Turnbull

Carl. She is 31 years old. And she was recently being monitored on a jail telephone because she was arrested for financial crime, stealing money. And during the conversation, when you say financial crimes, it was a white person, like they're embezzling things, there's money laundering, there's all these schemes and stuff. Sure. To buy person was like, she just stole a bunch of cash. Oh, yeah.

Right. Financial. Yeah, yeah, got it. Yeah. So she's talking to her friend in jail. And they were like, why didn't you hide the evidence, you idiot? And her response is what got her in trouble. She said, quote, why do you think my koochee hurts? Why do you think my koochie hurts? There's a lot of possible scenarios there. Some of them are fun. Not many of them are fun. Not many of them, but some of them are, you know, the Whiffle Ball Bat Challenge? I don't know.

Sure. Well, I'm going to call this the world's worst ATM challenge because she had 47 bills wadded up there. $3,180 rolled inside a Chase Bank envelope. So that's how much it takes for her, huh? Yeah. To get Eddie. You know, the term ham wallet gets thrown away. quite a bit on this show.

How long can you keep money in a ham wallet? I feel like a day tops, right? Do you think it was like a Kleenex bin where you pulled one out and the next one pops out? Oh, yeah, that's smart. Smart. She's buying cigarettes. It's the world's worst magician's sleeve. By the way, the next time you're handed in an older kind of beat up $100 bill,

just know it could have been in this woman's vagina. Well, that's, dude, that's what blew my mind. The last sentence of the story, the money was now. sealed in evidence bags containing a biohazard sticker, it will eventually be put back into public circulation according to the sheriff's office. We said put back in. I thought, like, they got to give it back to her.

All right. Show it back in there. Someone had to pull out all these bills and put them neatly on this little tray right here. That was someone's job. I don't care how many latex gloves you're wearing. That's not a fun job. Do you want to know the worst part about this too? Is it I'm probably going to do Coke with one of those fucking bills?

Yep. Somebody's going to roll one of those up one day. I'd be very disappointed in that. I think this Coke is bad. I'm using singles from now on. I don't care how poor I look. They must have cleaned them, right? They're not going to come out like that.

Oh, whose job did to clean them? It's a correctional facility. The department for cleaning bills. The prisoners have to do it. I'm sure there's a money laundering joke that I missed. What's going on, Minnie? Well, she got pulled over. They were looking for her.

There was a bond out for her, and she had the money on her. And she was able to stuff this giant watch. of cash upper cooch well sitting down in her car she did it as the cop was coming up to arrest her she's just in there like this is a chick who's definitely done dv what's a dv brian oh got it you want up with this one got it got it got it we watched different videos you would be no no it just took me a second got it it's a cool party trick though like hey give me a 20 watch what i do yeah dude could you imagine Imagine if you hired her for a wedding and just stuff that thing like a cannon full of rice.

Just. That's fun. Yeah. Maybe an ice dump show. You just punch her in the stomach and confetti comes out. Her face looks like they put the age progression thing from Unsolved Mysteries on the thing of chocolate pudding. It is melting. It's like a Hershey Kiss.

Never see how Hershey Kisses are made and they just drop and they just kind of form that way? Yeah. That's what it looks like. Oh, her mom's vagina. How big is that? Look at the size that fucking head. They can think of the stash, you can put it there. You can fit way more than $3,100,000.

You can put that up in quarters. Oh, man, everybody's commenting how she looks like Patrice. She is the elephant in the room. Patrice entering the WNBA. All right, so listen, guys, I'm just showing you the picture of our next creeps. Please don't make fun of them. I mean, let's just be realistic. Okay, that's not an actual person.

That's the missing link, right? That is Krusty. That's Krusty. That's Krusty. I try to figure out what the missing link would look like. Come on. It can't be a person. Those are two people.

That's Keisha Monique Epps, Carl. Oh, I'm sorry. Is that a lady? And that's Tamara Marshawn, Stuart. This is very unprofessional, but... Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, spikeing it. Well, I see a good looking lady. I just have to...

get in there. 51-year-old Keisha Monique Epps and 37-year-old Tamra Mar-Shaun-Stuart. They look like the end if you did like a black version of Home Alone, like after they went through the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got the blow torch to the head. This is the woman you should have said,

guessed the age on. She said she was 37? No, I said he's 37, she's 51. Oh, I thought the names were reversed. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, uh, that makes more sense.

They're being charged with four counts of child neglect, Carl. Authority said they've been living in a truck with children, with four children since December of 2019. Hold on. I'm sorry to interrupt you. I'll be a dick today. If you ask this woman for advice, what would she be able to tell you? Candy is delicious.

I mean, maybe it's meth. I don't know, but it might just be taffy. She might be really into saltwater taffy. She's going to say apples are overrated. You don't want them anyway. This is not meth. This is the apples are over. This is not a meth classy lady, Carl.

This looks like crack to me, buddy. All right, I'm sorry. Get back to the story because this is a wild one. Okay, so they kept four kids in the cab of a tractor trailer for seven years without adequate education, medical care, or hygiene, according to court documents. Seven years. They didn't have any hygiene to spare. That would be fair.

29. Seven years in the cab of a pickup truck. Yes. Four children. Wow. And they were not allowed to leave either. Was it Syracuse? Where did this happen?

All over the place. They were traveling all over the country. Oh, shit. Now, all of the victims disclosed that they had not been allowed to attend school for approximately five years and not seen a doctor or a dentist, which, you know, as you can imagine, they believed they were overrated. I was going to say, are these children complaining about not going to school or see the dentist? I doubt it. Well, I think what they were complaining about is this guy Stuart raping them.

Oh, that's a problem. That's a problem. Yeah. One of these kids had an untreated STI that caused, quote, a fish smell. Okay. So there's a little girl whose pussy fucking reeks. Yep. They don't let these kids leave to use the restroom anywhere.

Right. Probably didn't smell great. Yeah. At first, at first when the cops thought it was still Keisha's breath. But then once they put Keisha in cuffs and they walk towards the kids, they're like, oh, my God. Their eyes just started watering. Right.

Document show the children told Epps about the alleged abuse, but she did nothing to stop it. In fact, when confronted, when the children said, hey, please stop flip-flopping us, he would respond by punching them in the head. Right. Yeah. So the document notes that the children spent most of their days inside the cab. They allegedly shared a bed could not lie flat in the bunk. I read that in the story, and now I'm just thinking about it. Punching someone in the head is different than punching someone in the face, right?

Right? Yes, because you have a face is a part of your head. Right. One particular part. Punching someone in the head is counterproductive. You know, your knuckles are sore afterwards. You're like, ah, I got to stop punching this kid. It's fucking annoying. If you're going to punch someone, punch him in the face.

Like, do some damage. Yeah. Like, my skull is extremely thick. I know you're surprised, Brian. No. Right. Punching me in the head would not be good for you. Carl.

Yes, sir. You think that this guy didn't strategize this? I don't think he thought it through. I don't think you thought it through. I don't wear a helmet when I ride my bicycle. I don't need one. Wow. Great.

Do you remember how we were talking the other day about who was going to die first? Yes. And I said I would probably die before you. Yeah. Which is wild. If you look back three years ago, you'd be like, well, that's definitely not going to happen. But now, who knows? Yeah.

It's a gamble. Carl's on meth riding his bike without the fucking helmet. Dude, it's so fun. I highly recommend it. Good for you. Thanks, man. Good for you. I also listen to music really loud so I can't hear anything.

Oh, good. You put the earbuds in? I have noise. Oh, yeah, I got my AirPods. Noise cancelling. It's great. Okay. Riding up and down Munderreve.

Good. What time of, what time of day do you do this? Rochester, Syracuse. I don't know we guys have seen this street lately. Everyone, all right. Do you guys know about the fentanyl walk? Are you familiar with this?

No. An organized walk or just when they. over the streets. I'm trying to raise money, guys, to buy fentanyl. Please support me on my fentanyl walk. No, no. What I'm talking about is guys who are on fentanyl will stand semi-crucid. Oh, yeah.

The lean. Yeah, the lean, right. And they'll just walk, like, almost like baby steps, like barely even put in one foot in front of the other. Never on the sidewalk. Yeah, Night of Living Dead, for sure. Yeah. Never on the sidewalk. Never once on the side.

I was like, well, that's where you should walk. walk right now the street also is fine that's why the fentanyl walk takes a while it takes a long time yeah so april 10th through 24th the fentanyl walk um anyway we raised six dollars um car i'm just gonna tell everybody right now go watch the latest episode of it's always sunny it's all about the fent walk oh no shit yeah it really is see that it's phenomenal uh let me get back to this fucking guy Let me introduce you to Robert Sinat Jr. 53 years old. He is a volunteer fire chief and a New Jersey police officer, Carl. You know what I feel about firefighters, right?

Remind me. Lazyest assholes on the face of this planet. All they ever do is make chili, play poker, and then ask for money in the street with their boot. I don't even think they rescue cats anymore. I'm pretty sure they don't even climb up the fucking tree to grab a cat. I swear to that. I swear to you on everything I believe in that is holy that I hope when the car hit you when you're not wearing your helmet, the firefighters are the first responders. I swear to God, they show up.

I hope they look at your mangled legs and go, oh yeah, he's already too far gone. I guess we'll go back and play cards. So I grew up in Spencerport, New York. And we had no fewer than five buildings burned down in our tiny little little. village and one of those buildings was the fire station. I'm not kidding. The most inept people in the world, but actually worse than that, they're actually pyros who just like setting fires and who's going to put the fire out if they're

enjoying it too much, you know? That's true. That's true. They just left with the truck. Druff away. Yeah. Those guys like a show. Yeah, we're going to go to the finger lakes for the weekend.

Yeah, the fire's, all right. Bye. Have fun. Well, let's get back to Robert. Senat Jr. here for a minute. He's a retired Island Heights police officer, the former chief of the Silverton Volunteer Fire Company in Tom's River. Now, he would allegedly create situations where he would be alone with what are being described as his 11 victims at various locations. That's not how alone works, but keep going. Right. Well, not at the same

time. He would get them one at a time somewhere in the firehouse or at his house. And he would allegedly handcuffed victims under the false pretence of needing their assistance with a police-related training. Hey, can you tell me if these handcuffs work? This is like when Stuttering John would be like, I don't think the super chat's working. Someone sent me 20 bucks to see if it's working here or not. We've got to test this out. Right. And the second he would get the cuffs on, that's what he would begin forcing sexual contact against their will.

I'm just going to point this out. I'll let you read the rest of the story. Please. So 11 victims. this probably should have stopped after one. Right? Like as soon as... When I tell you what he did, this guy should have been in cuffs.

He should have been in cuffs in five seconds. Right. As soon as the chief of the fire department rapes your asshole in handcuffs, you should be like, um, police, I think you should arrest this guy. Yeah. How'd that field trip go? Yeah, yeah. Not great.

Isn't this what John Wayne Gacy did too? Yes. John Wayne Gasey, like, hey, you want to see a rope trick and then he would tie people up and then, you know, rape them. But, uh, this guy... kill them like a smart one. Yes. True. Yes. He actually finished the job.

This guy would rub him on the head and say, get back to work. No, they'll go through that chili. See it the game on Tuesday. In one incident, subordinate arrived at his house, only for the fire chief to allegedly handcuff and put him in a headlock. According to the affidavit of probable

cause, the cop was creaked or was clothed and then placed his groin into the firefighter's hand and then started thrusting and grunting as he took pictures of himself doing it. I've tried that on a first date. Rarely works. No? Yeah. Usually they just, they don't even want to grab it, do anything.

Now, another male firefighter had a bigger problem a month before that. He used a mechanical device to quote, hogtie the male firefighter. And that's when he climbed on top of him and flip-flopped his butt. I'm reporting to the authorities immediately. Well photot-well phototowing it, taking pictures. Of course, yeah. Yeah. A third firefighter said that Sinat restrained him at the chiefs in the side of the chief's vehicle

while they inspected a fire hydrant and pushed his head onto the dashboard and then he let him go. He also grabbed another firefighter's form and placed his hand onto his own dick before laughing about it and then letting him go and being like, ha-ha, you touched my dick. That was all a fun joke, wasn't it? This guy sounds like a problem. Yeah. The same firefighter. Four more warnings though. Hey, hey, hey, hey, we're not going to let you rape seven more guys.

All right. Just see you go. A few weeks later, that same firefighter was basically bear hugged by this guy. And he started, like, dry-humping him and, like, mocking him and laughing while he was doing it. Can I just point something out? I know we feel bad for these firefighters who are molested by this dude or whatever. I think this has to be the only profession you get paid to sleep. Like literally go to the fire state

It's like a frat house There's a fucking Delmation there He's cool And then all you do is like nap And you get paid time and a half for that It's a pretty good gig Well he works at the volunteer That's true

He's a volunteer That is true Because he's getting paid And mad ass Right Good point Fun fact Carl Yeah

Police arrested him Is home in Cape Coral Florida God damn it Mm God damn it Brian Why is every fucking creep living in Cape Coral, Florida? I thought it was like a nice place.

Cnails. He was extradited to New Jersey to face charges. Your neighbors are New Jersey sex pests. I know. John Deltzes in the sky. By the way, they introduced themselves to me when I moved in, so I already knew about that. Hi, we have to tell everyone that we live here in this neighborhood. Nice to meet you.

Well, he has pleaded not guilty, everyone, and he didn't. intends to fight this case with every ounce of his strength. Seems like a lot. It was a prank. It was a silly Billy prank. Now when there's a firehouse, like, no, it's fine. Don't call anybody. We're good.

You know what I've realized, Carl? What's that? Slowly. We don't talk about, when we talk about male nurses being the creepiest of them all, but like who is the second place profession that is the creepiest for a male to be in? Oh, let me think about this. Yeah. Youth pastor?

Oh. That's pretty good. Oh, big. I think Brian Trump did anything that I'd come up with. I was going to say, President of the United States, but what do you got? I was going to go teacher. Okay.

Did you have cool male teachers? Do you have cool male teachers? Yeah. Did you have some male teachers that you liked? There was one in college who I liked a lot. Okay. I can't remember any from... Well, that's a professor.

Good point. That's a professor. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I got it. I'm talking about the guy who, like, works at the elementary school as a teacher. I don't think so. Did you? There used to be a stigma about that, I think.

in the day. Yeah, I thought that was a little weird. Brian, did you have a teacher that changed your life? Changed my life? No, I'm here. Yeah, good point. I hate that shit. We're just like, wow, if you have a teacher to change your life, then they should be paid more money.

It's like, no, no, no, most of them sucked. Yeah, my hitting percentage of that is real low. Yeah, right, exactly. If for what we pay them, they changed one life in their entire career, it's a pretty good job for them. I know. They get four months vacation. They're fine.

Yeah, whatever. So this is Benjamin Smith, Carl. And he's a middle school teacher who obtained sexual images for more than three dozen teenage boys by pretending to be a 16-year-old girl named Kristen on social media. Dude, I get to say, catfishing teenage boys has to be the easiest thing in the world, right? Fish in a barrel. Yeah. And this dynamic young man posed as Kristen on Snapchat used the name Mountain Chick 69. And according to evidence presented to prosecutors, he reached out to boys as young as 12.

All right, I have a question for you guys. I've been out of this game for a long time, but if there's a woman or a female on the handle ends with 69, that's always a guy, right? Never. There's never a chick who's less like, I'm really into 69. Like, that's a dude thing, right?

There could be like if you're an only fan's girl or something, maybe you're trying to do something. Right, because you're trying to attract the guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was going to say only fans is probably, it's probably used a lot there. If there is a person you think is a woman on the internet and the handle has a 69, that is a dude and probably your middle school teacher. Any, any hot girl just randomly messaging dudes. Yeah, I know.

I get that on Instagram all the time. I'm a big celebrity. Yeah. And I don't fall for it. I mean, I fall for it half the time, but mostly I don't even fall for it. If this chick's real, this is pretty great. Herder three pictures. I know.

And this is like immediately like. Click this link if you want to see more. I'm like, I've already clicked it. Let's go. And all our Arabic captions. Yeah, this is legit. I'll run a yacht for you, baby. I can afford it.

I'll just be a debt for, you know, Jerry Banfield length of time. Oh, the last four of my social? No problem. Smith used his disguise and tactics to convince the target of adolescents that they were engaging in sex acts with Kristen. Nice. The first victim came forward in 2024. He was indicted the same year.

He recently pleaded guilty to. committed separately or in combination, offenses involving the production of CP and coercing and enticing minors, 37 victims. So it's easy to be prolific, like Carl said. Well, I mean, this might be crass. Victims? These kids are just... Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it.

And then sending it to them. Afterwards, you're like, oh, that sucked. I don't think so. Mr. Smith? Well, okay, when they find out who's jacking it off to them, but maybe. But at the time, I thought it was Kristen. It does feel like you sort of brush it off and move on, better like next time. Right.

It does feel like the dude move. Wife lesson, right? Yeah. All right. Don't fall for that again. Moving on. You know, we are conditioning children to deal with failure. Yes.

A lot. Because, like, if you look at what they're giving kids now is, like, toys and stuff, a lot of it's, like, surprise fucking things, like opening up cards that are all just, like, base cards. Oh, I didn't get anything, but I'm going for the next one. So, like, kids are getting used to failure. Yeah. And just being able to move on quickly. So. Which is great because for a while there, we were giving trophies to everyone and we weren't keeping score. And now it's like, ha ha, you got catfished.

Are they learning failure or just problem gambling? Oh, no. We're teaching them gambling. Okay. There is a gambling epidemic. That is true. But I know how to gamble, so I'll be fine. Yeah, yeah. I have a system. Yeah, yeah. I have a system. These kids, they don't have no system. Always bet the over. Yeah.

What I do is I just call the refs and tell them about the secret clock when I gamble. That's how I do it. Smart. Now, let's go to Boston, Carl. This is the only thing creepier than a male teacher. It's a male nurse, John Tam, Carl. He's in a bit of trouble because he was recently arrested for some crimes that he may have committed in 2025 and in 2022. prosecutors accused him of assaying two teenage patients after they came out of surgery at Boston's Children's Hospital.

Hey, Doc, should my asshole be sore after my tonsillitis? I feel like getting your tonsils removed, but it has nothing to do with your asshole being wide and sore. What's going on? A lot of K-Y in there, too. You can have all the preparation H you want after your surgery. I love, Jimmy. First case in 2022, a 50-year-old patient woke up from anesthesia to find Tam inappropriately touching his genitals. Tuky's up-based death. That is not debt fan.

We don't know that. I mean, it could be. It might be dad-fan. The second case took place in January 2025 when Tam wheeled a 16-year-old boy who had just woken up from anesthesia into the bathroom after telling the teenager's mother to bring her car to the front of the building so he could be discharged. Tam then essayed the victim for approximately eight minutes, including fondling his genitals and offering to pull up pornographic material on his phone. That's the only one to discharge. Oh, sorry, it was low-hanging fruit. Come on.

Prior to that, we're fighting each other. Well, unfortunately, that fruit was not low-hanging soon enough. The 16-year-old mother's reporting. Biddy stopped talking. Biddy stopped talking about it. Discharge! A 16-year-old mother reportedly contacted police after a child told her what happened and police reviewed surveillance video that showed Tam wheeling the boy into the bathroom and leaving nine minutes later.

Tam was arrested in charge with four counts of indecent assault and battery on a person 14 or older and four counts of indecent assault and battery on a patient by a health care provider. Okay. Easy solution to this. We put body cams on police officers. Sure. for their protection. Yeah. And so that we can see like, yeah, were they, you know, abusing the purses or Rodney King kind of thing?

Body cams on all-male nurses. Oh, no. They have to be on in all times. We would run out of male nurses. As soon as they get turned off, good. As soon as the body cam gets turned off, you're fired. You're going to prison. Yeah.

I mean, it's simple, right? Well, my whole thing is I don't want them, like, you know, being able to take videos of people's dicks. Like, they'll have, they're so. many people that they go to help but that they lift up the blanket. Now they're just getting free video. Hold on a second, Vinnie. Remember your catchphrase. Let's see that dick. I don't, I don't think that's what you're against at all. That's not my catchphrase, Carl. What is your catchphrase? Excelsior, true believers. Oh, okay. Oh, fuck. Let's see that dick. It's not it. Stop saying that. So, uh, I, I just think that what they ought to do with this guy.

is not give him an opportunity to make more porn or do things like that is, again, giant wood chipper at the hospital. The second you get caught with this stuff, there's no trial, there's no nothing. Oh, you were fondling that boy. Take him down, call the janitorial staff and drag him right down, throw him in. It's funny you say that. So we were talking about that Egyptian TV personality who was sentenced to being hanged, with something we don't do in this country anymore. The woodchipper is the way to go.

I've saying it for years That's a televised event right there Hmm To the show It'd be called To the Woodchipper with you And we just take these heinous idiots Yeah It's like a Gallagher show

Except way goryer Yes People show up in their tarts Is Gallagher 2 still alive? Can we get them to host this thing? I hope not I truly hope not I hope they're both dead

Bits in pieces Bits and pieces Oh that's at everybody chants When they throw them in the woodchipper Exactly Oh, you know what? What's that? I'm going to the free chat hosted by Chip Chippersid.

Oh, there's the joke right there. Perfect. Totally fucking missed it. All right. Home run. Call me a home run. Carl, I have a wild story for you. We're going to go.

No, you don't. I do. We're going, I believe this is California. On August 1st, a newborn baby girl was found dead besides the road. They just found her out in the middle of nowhere in the road. Detectives believed... I thought there was a fire department there. I'm sorry.

Nope. Detectives said they developed evidence that a teenage girl had given birth beside the road, left the newborn there, and just went on with her business. This kid had traumatic injuries, but obviously dead. So now they're trying to figure out where this kid came from. They found the teenager. A vagina turned out. Sure. They found the teenager.

teenager who's being who's not being named because they're 14 years old. But then what we find out is that this guy is involved, Carl. This fellow right here. Sergio Galvez Perez. I can't pull off red. I wish I could.

You know? Yeah. It really says, look at me. I just can't do it. This is the father of the 14 year old. Okay. And the father and the father of the dead baby oh oh that's not good yeah judging by this outfit though i think he probably sang his

teenage daughter a really romantic song before he did that though vini when you commit a crime we talk about this all the time we always give advice to criminals and try to help them out when you commit a crime the goal is to leave the least amount of evidence as possible you know you don't want fingerprints on the crime scene you don't want to leave the revolver you used etc etc right putting a baby in a teenage girl who happens to be your daughter is a lot of evidence, like way too much evidence. And then it's dead on the side of the road. That's even more evidence.

That's like a really sloppy job. Do you think he thought this was safer than an abortion? Well, okay. So I think it is an abortion because incest is up to the ninth trimester. Right. So I'm pretty sure this is fine. This is legal in California, I'm pretty sure. You were ready to go with this lazy law facts.

Carl, you were like... It's in my notes. Like you're telling the girl, just tell him it's incest. I'll change my last name, whatever you need. Congratulations, that's the name of this episode. Just tell him it's incest.

My name is now Carl Kim. Go imagine the Japanese. Anyway, you were saying. Well, this guy is still out there running around with the daughter. The daughter hasn't been apprehended, but the mother, Ophelia Garcia-Otiga, was arrested of suspicion of child endangerment

and she's been released on bail. The 14 year old? No, the mother of the 14 year old. Okay, I was confused by this story. I thought they were looking for the 14 year old. They're looking for the 14 year old and him. Right. They're running around together.

But they went and arrested the mother because they were, you know, she knew what was going on. They started investigating, you know, they got her for endangerment for not stopping the dad from romanticizing his daughter. By the way, I want to thank Mohenio DeLuk, who says the ninth trimester, ha ha.

I feel like that was lost on everyone in this studio. Are you kidding me? I don't know. I could be wrong. Maybe you guys picked up on that. The ninth trimester. All right. My girl.

All right. There's only three guys. Speaking of Asians, I dated a Korean girl who was adopted. Whatever, she was a very American, pretty much white. She once asked me, because I'm into sports and I'd watch sports with her. How many quarters are there in a football game? And I never stopped laughing at her face. Well, you see, in football, they do this crazy thing where there's four quarters.

I thought you people were good at math. Oh, I can hear it. Fucking fractions are not, uh, Koreans can't figure it about it, I guess. Go figure. I got one more story. I'm like three-fiths is, all right, God. Oh, no. Oh, no.

This is Fuck Mr. Barkhouse Nate Barkhouse And he is in trouble Because back in January of 2025 He decided to go on a little bit Of what you would call a stabbing spree

He left three people injured Including a seven-year-old boy Who he stabbed in the back of the head at a Walmart I'm sorry, his name's Luke Barkhouse So he got 40 years in prison for this Yeah, that's against the last It's very much against the law. So the crime started at the Walmart where this mom took her kid to go buy toys.

The kids just shopping around looking at stuff. Walmart toys are the worst, aren't they? And then out of nowhere, this guy comes out of nowhere and the kid thought he got punched in the back of the head. But this dude literally just pulled a knife out and tried to jam it into a kid's head. Okay. And then ran out of the store. So he literally got away with it. Well, he's certainly there.

So 40. I'm saying nobody apprehended him. Nobody jumped on him. I don't know why I need to completely paint the picture that you weren't able to figure that out that he was able to run out of the store. Vinny, I've been to Walmart. Remember I had to watch porn on my phone? Yeah. Walk around Walmart.

No one gives a fuck. Everyone's minding their own business. It's actually really nice. Like someone stabs a fucking seven-year-old or why's out? You're like, all right, I got to get socks. No one cares. So this guy has a, would it surprise you, a history of substance abuse and mental health issues? I want to point this out because I'm the advocate for meth on this show.

You certainly are. I think that meth like amplifies your personality. So if you're kind of like a shitty person to begin with, you know, you like have like terrible thoughts at your head. You want to do horrible things. Don't do meth. If you're a guy like me, you just want to listen to a jam band and maybe watch a football game on Sunday, have at it. It's math. It cannot be good for watching football.

No. I haven't tried that, actually. That doesn't seem like a good idea. But the season starts on Thursday. Oh, boy. I'll report back. So this guy also stabbed an employee of a dollar tree, which I'm fine with, and an employee at a restaurant. Those poor people.

Imagine working at a dollar tree and then getting stabbed. But it can't pay anything, right? Dude, this employee got stabbed at the dollar tree and that somebody watched by a jerked off on the... Dollar Shots. Wow. Now you're just It's a shame because they were just about to put away those packages in the middle of the hallway, the dollar tree.

There's no way there's a single dollar tree that turns a profit. I've never seen anyone actually pay for their items leaving that place. Everyone just walks out. The boy's like, all right, there you go. Oh, man. So 40 years in jail for this asshole. Do you know why the motivation for this? Yes.

He wanted to know what it was like to stab somebody. He wanted to know what it was like. And? What was it like? Results. Yeah. What did you think? It was all right.

It was like going on Space Mountain. Was it what you thought it would be? It was it fun? Yeah, he literally said, I just wanted to see what it was like, man. Fucking asshole. What fucking awful thing to do? Super Chat Monday. Who's celebrating with us?

Who else is podcasting today? Is Kevin Brennan sniping us? Probably not. Lazy fuck. He's out barbecuing with this family. No, that's definitely not the kids. A lonely loser. Who has better teeth, her or Kevin?

Are we talking about... Apple girl. We're talking about this gal right here. And by... Oh, her, Kevin Brennan? Holy shit, that's a good question. You want to weigh on this? I don't know, but I feel like you want to make an oogabooga joke.

She does have most of her bottom row, so... Is that Kevin's wife? I don't know. Or his daughter. Oh. Wow. Moving on. Okay.

The category king, thanks to the 10. We have consequence idea. Do a podcast in the same style as the trek off, but make it about My Little Pony. That's too awful. Then it could be about ICP and juggalo's. We used to do lots of, what are they called, Bronies. Yeah. Guys do like My Little Pony.

We used to be lots of, we reviewed lots of shows like that. The brony and the furry thing tend to be very hoof and paw. Are they still? big. I remember hearing about them. I don't think so. I haven't heard about bernies in a while. The funny thing about my little pony and I haven't watched it so I could be wildly out base, but I've listened to a lot of podcasts talking about it. I think it's the only show where there's no conflict.

At all? There's no bad guy or anything. They're just like getting a lot. There's like, hey, that we're best fries. Like, cool. Friends are great. And I get them confused with the care bears where they like spray out their stomach thing and blast things. They don't even blast things in my little pony. Well, you know, like the care bears, that's like ejaculating, right?

Did you know, like every guy who signs up to write a children's cartoon as a pedophile? Yeah. Are you familiar with this? Oh, I did see the episode with the male nurse. Yeah. Yeah. So are you telling me that the Care Bear countdown was just like one giant fucking synchronized jerk off session? They're basically playing wet biscuit.

Oh, no. Oh, my childhood. the Category King, thanks to the five or better yet, make a separate spot on the wheel for each podcast idea. Really have eight spots on the wheel. Well, what I think he's saying is if we land on specialized podcast, we then have to do a separate wheel with lots of different options on it, which honestly, Category King might be pretty good idea. No, I like the My Little Pony idea. I bet you do. Skate, SK-1-6K-C-CMO.

Thank you for becoming a YouTube. member. We appreciate you. Welcome to the party, friend. Welcome to the party. Well, speaking of parties, I think it's time for... Hold on. Before we do that, I am calling an audible real quick. Please.

We talked about Jim Thornton. Oh, yeah. Was that on the bonus show? It was. On Friday? Okay, so the announcer for the Wheel of Fortune. Oh, I heard about this. Dude, this is wild.

The gull. He's sitting on an airplane. Mm-hmm. And he's on this message board called Lifeline. And it's for pedophiles. and he's brazen on there. I didn't read the chat until Kai and I were texting about it.

Like the shit that he was saying there, I'm on their plane right now. I'm like, oh, dude, don't you think that's risky? He's like, I'm not doing anything wrong. Fuck them. Freedom of speech, whatever. He lost his job.

Yeah, that's what he looks like. Easiest gig in the world, by the way. Are you kidding me? Okay. My dream job in life is game show host. However, I'd rather be the Rod Roddy. right. I'd rather just be like, say in the name and come on down. Let's get coffee. Let's go.

Fucking awesome job. And he is no longer employed. In fact, they're going back and scrubbing all the old episodes. They're changing the voiceover and they're killing all of the segments. So we need someone new, you're saying. Now's my chance to. Does anyone want a mumble mouth of mouth head to be the announcer of Wheel of Fortune? It's probably a long job. Dude, do you know how maniacal you would sound? Just the screaming you would say, come on down. Just the way you would yell it. Tell people to come on down

in a wheel for you. But that's the point. Neither here or there. You don't. You're right. You're right. They're already there. They're waiting for you.

Oh, I thought they pulled the audience for that show. I don't watch any of it. All right. So this is wild. So Jim Thornton, they discovered what his screen name was. Oh, no. And it's Little Nicky.

And if you remember from when he was in the chat, his name was Nicholas something. So Little Nicky's like his screen name thing. He hosted a podcast for pedophiles. I'm not making this up. I have a clip. This is from 2024. He's talking to a guy named Cowboy.

He's interviewing Cowboy on his podcast for Pedophiles. And I think you'll have questions after this, but listen closely. Hey, what's your AOA? I'm 8 to 14. Boys exclusively? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

I'm like 4 to 14. But, hey, you know what? As I get older, I see some of these college age kids, I think he's cute You know A-O-A I had no idea what that was Really?

Age of Age of attraction Age of attraction What's your A-O-A is a question Pedophiles ask to each other What's your A-O-A I'm 8 to 14 I'm 2 to 6

What? Fuck And I like it He said 4 to 14 He said yeah This guy right here This creep from the wheel ford It's at 4 to 14

But he'll fuck a college student I was going to say, he's like, don't judge me, but I'll fucking overage someone who's not underage. All right. I'm just going to say this. That floored me. Do we have more of this podcast? Oh, yeah, I have a lot more. I'll probably be covering up WTP.

Oh, come on. That's a great creep off bonus. I brought a cop cam. It's a great creep off bonus episode. It is. Did you like a duo episode or something? When was the last time we did, who are these creeps? Let's do it for a, let's do a dual bonus.

Don't bully me on my own show, many. I see what's happening right now. He'll care bear stare. Bullying you. I just. I ought to be there. I want to do this one. He's bullying me in front of the Kri-Boppel.

You see what's happening, Brian. Well, listen. I brought a clip of this guy asking the Cowplay. What is? And you're like, Carl, you haven't done enough. I've done too much, frankly. You're welcome. Nobody said that.

You're such a cry bully. Listen, I just want the episode. I don't care where you guys do it. Thank you. Fucking with you back. This guy gets it. Can you imagine. you have the greatest kick in the world.

You're making a shit ton of money living the greatest life. Not only are you the moderator on that message board. He's a moderator, guys. He's the moderator, too. Not only is the mod. Of the message board that he claimed he thought was about suicide prevention.

Oh, I didn't realize that there's PDF files in there? I wasn't trying to download any PDF files. You mean I am the mod of what I thought was supposed to be helping people not end their lives, but instead I was helping them connect their love of children. And he had to pull up on a laptop on an airplane. Yeah.

It's one thing to, like, have your phone up. Like, I'll watch movies on my iPad on an airplane. I was watching the, oh, God, the two-life crew movie. There are so many sex scenes. Oh, Jesus Christ, I should not be watching this movie out of the airplane. So I get, like, self-conscious about what I'm watching, you know? Yeah. This fucking guy is just, like, got his laptop out.

Everyone could read everything he's saying on there. and people are joking about fucking children. And that's literally how he got caught. Someone sitting next to him was just like looked over and saw what the chat was and was like... Took a photo of it. Jesus Christ. How useless is the FBI if he's hosting a pedophile chat and they can't get hold of this guy? That's a good point.

Yeah. When he got off of that plane, the cops are there waiting for him to question him. And they looked at his laptop and they let him fucking go. That's true. And I'll tell you why. because he didn't have CP. Yes. In fact, and this is kind of a weird angle on this,

I didn't mean to get too deep into it right now, but this chat room, this lifeline, the reason why it's called that, is for pedophiles who don't want to break the law. So it's like, I know you want to look at boys getting raped, but you shouldn't. And they're like, how do I resist? How do I resist?

Let's keep talking about it. Use your imagination. So that's what this chat room is for. So that's why he thinks like, I'm actually one of the good guys. No, you're not. This is. It's wild.

They're everywhere, bro. They're fucking everywhere. They're in the dabbleverse. They're in game shows. They're fucking open mics. Fucking Joe Bruno's running around. Dude, I forgot about that. I got a Bruno update too.

Joe Bruno? I do know Joe Bruno. I've done shows with Joe Bruno. I got an update on him. Does that surprise you, by the way? Yeah. Yeah. It's always surprising.

Yeah. Yeah. He, uh, they're making him report to jail on the weekends. Okay. Because I signed up for the thing from the state that alerts me. Everything that they do. So every time he reports, I get a text message. And then they let him out yesterday.

I was like, what the fuck is going on with this? That's a holiday weekend. Well, he got arrested in August. It's like I have a fucking white hot. Come on. They arrested him in August and somehow he's already like being reporting to jail on the weekends. It's very weird to me that it moved so quickly. I think he must have pled guilty immediately or something like that to get some type of plea deal.

Because I can't find what he was actually charged with and convicted of. I just know that he has to show up to the jail. How do you plead not guilty when they find that on your computer? There's got to be some type of loophole, right? Like you were downloading McAfee, antivirus. You know that McAfee. Some weird shit, man. He's planning some weird stuff in that software download.

You just say I forgot about put a pass. of my Wi-Fi. That's what happened. From now on, I'm just going to tell people I was watching reruns of Wheel of Fortune. I'm just going to throw my bus or my bus. I'm returning. I put my wife under the bus. I should not have said that out loud. It's going to ruin the whole story now. It's going to be like, see, he said he was going to do this. You know what, guys? I'm going to blame Carl's wife, too.

Jenny! Smart. See? I came up with a good idea just now. You're very smart. Why not at least like a privacy screen, though? You know, they have those on laptops where like you have to be directly on or you can't see it. It's just arrogant. He's 61. You're right. Boomer's don't know about this. No, no, I hate this.

Don't say he's 61 and stuff. People are like, oh, I'm 61. I don't know how to use email. It's been around for 40 years. I know. That is true. That does piss me off too. If you were like, oh, I didn't grow up the internet.

Neither did I. You did, though. Like, everyone did. I didn't. I had a fucking Apple 2E. I had a green screen computer in our kitchen. All right. You ready for your cop cam, car?

Mm-hmm. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, Cause Cockham. Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. You guys are familiar with sovereign citizens.

Oh, yes. This woman never claims to be one, but she's acting like one. Has that worked once ever? Of course not. If this is the police off and they escalate things, and things go poorly for you. So this woman decides, even though she's getting pulled over,

because they look at her tags and they're expired and they're like, I know, no, it's obstructing. There's something that's covering up her license plate, basically is what's happening. Right. So they pull her over for that, and she is none too pleased and decides, you have no right to pull me over.

Can you roll your window down? No, sir. Can I help you? What did you pull me over for? I'll explain it to you. You're going to roll your window down, you're going to roll your window down, or I'm going to open your door.

You are not going to do that. I am. No, sir. Okay. What's the end game here? I realize women don't have logic, but what does she think is going to happen? The guys would be like,

fuck, you got me. That's the loophole. Have a good day. Part of me thinks that these are, when people act like this, it's because that's generally how they act in their everyday lives. And I don't think that there's an end game,

that this is a strategy to deal with the police. This is just a asshole who is, is a boss of everybody around her all the time. She's not respecting his authority, I agree. My next clip, she decides that she doesn't need to be here. Oh.

Oh, no. I call his one later. No, you're not. No, you're not going to go anywhere. Stop. Vehicles taking off, race start. What a retard. Wow, that was a bad decision.

That was a really bad decision. That was one of the worst decisions I've seen in a while. Like, I think you're right. Like, if you were her neighbor, you would just, like, stop talking. Like, I'm not even going to bother with this lady. I'm going to move on and do your thing. Oh, right. She probably gets people to, like, just back off immediately.

Yeah, because she's, like, I don't want to deal with this. Good point. So then, like, but she runs through a cop that was not going to do that. And then she's so used to that happening. Right. Right. That's funny. You're right.

That is exactly one of this. She's been trained to be obnoxious and annoying. Right. Right. Dude of you a while. Then don't suck my dick. I would not relate me. Imagine being the boyfriend.

Clip number three. So this is her gingerly parking her car. What are you charging? Just resisting. She's trying to back to your parking. What are you doing? Just shining light on her. I love that she's back into a spot.

Newsflash, you will not be pulling out of that spot. So it doesn't matter how you'd pull into it. Did she say? It's not going to save me time. She did exactly what she said she was to do. I'm going to go up and pull into a parking spot over there. And you can tell your supervisor to meet me over there. That's true.

Because she's going to give the supervisor a piece of her mind. Well, because this cop's doing the wrong thing. And the supervisor would be like, you're right, ma'am. And I will definitely let him know that he is out of line. Oh, God. We'll be disappointing this police officer. Thank you for telling us what a jerk he is. Clip four.

So backup shows up and she's surrounded. Okay. Sheriff's office, step out of the vehicle, doing that. Step out of the car. So this is not the plan that she had, I don't think. So I almost want to bet here that she's not going to comply. Okay. What do you think she'll do next?

Brian, any thoughts? So she's probably on her cell phone talking to her other person who thinks knows law. She is on a phone. That is true. Remember, she's a woman. Okay. She's a Karen. Is she calling her mother?

Close. Husband? It's calling 911. 911. Yeah. Oh. Nice clip. Next clip.

I have a bunch of your annoying officers here. Oh, we got the audio. Awesome. 5-091. Where's location of your emergency? Yes, I'm here in Palm Coast at a gas station and his attempt to tool. First of all, an officer practically harassed me throughout a... Okay.

Which gas? Will you please tell them to stop? threatening me and, like, making something out to be, like, where are you at right now? She thinks he's a sergeant. She's like, oh, boy. Hey, help me out, dispatcher. Tell these guys to back off. I mean, she couldn't articulate anything that they did.

No. He practically harassed me, and could you tell them to stop threatening me? I have more of this 911 call because it's fascinating, the psyche of this woman. Amazing. All right. All right, you need to get off the phone with me and you need to speak with law enforcement, okay? I tried to ask them why they pulled me over. He told me that he was going to force his way into my vehicle, break my window, and I wouldn't answer any of my questions.

I'm, like, shaking in fear now because I have two officers here from bombarding my car. I told him that I was going to pull into a parking space and that he could call whoever he was calling. I don't feel comfortable with them, like shouting orders. somebody pointing guns at me. I don't know because they have all the lights. Okay. There's a supervisor in route over, okay? Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. I'm not opening my door. I'm not opening my window anymore for anybody. Okay. All right. Imagine there's police officers who wants to talk to you. They're asking for you to talk to them.

And you call 911. Hey, can I get a cop down here? Sounds like you're covered. Do you think a third guy is going to have a different opinion on what should be going on here? Well, wait a minute. guys. Yeah. She did say she doesn't want to do this. That's true. Could you just like, I'm not going to, even if you do send a supervisor out there, if you do send other people, I'm not going to open my window anymore and I'm not even going to

talk to them about it. So maybe just come, have them come down and fire them in front of me. Yeah, 8-9-1, this is not cool. I just want to say, these guys are being meaty, but genies and I don't appreciate it. Fucking idiot. So the police left, or no, she has two options. Okay. Okay. Hey, all right. Who's gotten the counterball? We're going to break your window out. Go ahead. Here's the deal. Listen to me. Listen to me.

If you don't want to talk, okay? Here, I get it. Listen. Unfortunately, these are your options now. These are your options now, okay? These are your options. You're under arrest and you need to get out. It's either we're going to take you out of the car or you're going to step

bat on your own. Take your pick. Take your pick. The easy way or the hard way, lady. You know, not difficult. The thing that I've noticed is the experience of the cops is to never start answering questions for these people. Correct. Because how does that end? It just goes with more questions. Prove it. You prove it. I did not. You can't prove it. And just all that shit. Don't answer the questions. Just get the fuck out of the car. And that's what's so infuriating to this woman in particular is because she wants to be in charge. I want to hate the police. and I watched all these videos.

I'm like, this is a tough job, man. These people suck. It sucks. All right. I mean, the patience of these police officers,

I'm always impressed by it. And I think the body cam has helped that. I don't think they used to be like this. I think they used to be like, all right, let's fuck this bitch up. But they give her one last chance here. What's it going to be?

Do you want your window broke or are you going to get out? Take your pick. Okay. Okay. We're moving in. We're going to break your window. Don't break my window. We're doing it.

You're under arrest. I don't feel good with your aggression. Please don't break my window. You're not understanding the other side of this conversation, lady. It's an unavoidable situation. That's the way to get them and not break your window. I mean, you could literally just step out of the vehicle. I mean.

The easiest thing you can do. But she doesn't want them want to, though. So what are you going to do? Right. It's a man's world. the shatterball now Brian I thought about bringing this over here

because I have a shatterball someone gave me in Vegas do you want a shatterball you were supposed to bring me one do you want me to sign it sure I would put it right through your Jeep no it's going to get cold soon

who are these podcasts store get your own shatterball dude shatterballs are crazy they're these tiny little metal balls with like all these thorns sticking out of them. Yeah. And they just go right through a windshield. I've seen them like work. Yeah. It's fucking, I have no use for it.

That's how I was telling video. I'm like, someone gave it to me in Vegas. I wasn't going to bring it home because I felt like it was a weapon and TSA frowns upon that. Uh-huh. I guess I decided like, fuck it. Carl. I have so many drugs. I must have to bring weapons too. Carl. You hit it in the meth.

Here's your meth bag, sir. We're keeping the chatter, ball. I understand. Damn it. Thank you. I almost got away with it. Didn't that person give you two shatterballs? Yeah.

And one was supposed to be for me, yeah? I probably had both. Okay. Okay. Cool. I don't trust you, man. I think you'll fucking eat a pickle my mistake and just go around destroying windshields. No.

Okay. You didn't tell me this was over public concern. You just made it seem like you're being a dick. Can it be both? Clip number nine, the shatterball comes out. It's a quite job. With the right hand. I mean the riot shield.

Right hand. She's going to crawl up. Take off your seatbelt. Crawl over here. Do it now. Crawl over here. Yes, call to us. Do it now.

Come over this way. Through the glass. Come over this way. There's broken glass everywhere. All right. Yeah, we want you to cut your cuder. Fuck you bitch. So, yeah, it is kind of weird.

They want her to crawl across the broken glass. The other police officers show up and help her out. You might clip 10. No. I hope they do help her out with her face. By the hair, help her out. No, please. Okay, don't be rough with me.

Please stop. I haven't done anything wrong. I haven't done anything wrong. I didn't even do anything to be doing. Listen. That's what? Aggression? Yes, it was.

Yes, it was. He literally said, roll your window down. That's how this all started. Ma'am, can you roll your window down? Ah! Aggression! This is harassment. Isn't the Fourth Amendment, though,

so it's an unreasonable tone. You're protected? That's definitely not what it is. No, it's not. Yeah, yeah, it's a necessary search and seizure. Oh, okay. But, Brian, do you think she didn't do anything wrong? I mean, there's a couple things needs improvement, I would say.

She drove away from the cop. I would say that's wrong. I would say that that's not a smart move. I would have got out the car so my window wasn't broken. Here's a thing. We're such a litigious, like, society now. Just if you think you're in the right, just do what they say. Get that sweet lawsuit money later.

Just relax. Listen, this guy's talking about lawsuits. How many whack-packers are suing you right now. That's true. That's true. That's are you the expert. All right. My last clip on here,

let's find out what the motivation was to be such a C-U-N-T. You can't coffee in front of me. Congratulations, Amanda. You turned us into something that really didn't need to be. It was just going to be. It was all it was a warning. Great job. And surprise, surprise, the reason why she was so reluctant to roll her window down or step out of her vehicle

had more to do with the fact that she had a car full of illegal substances than fear, which resulted in her being charged with failure to obey a law enforcement officer's order to stop, resisting without violence and a series of charges for possession. Marijuana. Right? We don't know. We don't know. If you enjoyed this video, please leave me a like.

Oxic Clean. Share the video and subscribe to the channel. So wait, you're telling me this woman had a car full of drugs and she called 911 to get more cops down. Are you fucking kidding me? I mean, Trump's not going to get high on your own supply. This one's fucking out of it. What a retard. This is the dumbest woman ever.

Oh, man. Jesus Christ. She's a real, uh, haley from pretty antisocial there with all those drugs in her car. He's very critical of people, too, I've heard. Yeah, but still. Toes the problem. Yeah, I agree. Anyway, that's our Cop Cam Boar Guy, 69.

Thank you for sending that in. We appreciate you, buddy. And while we were doing this, we got a couple of superchats coming in. Nice. Nax Picks, thanks for the 699. As a black male or just a male in general, I wish I had one millionth of the entitlement these white women have. P.S. F.S.J. FKB and Vennie Winnie.

Yes, FKB. And thanks, thanks, Naxe. Appreciate you. Nancram, thanks for the 2799 Canadian. Keep the shatterball on your lady. car in the likely event you drive into a river in a meth haze you can break the window and swim out happy labor day that's a good idea i i don't think there's such things the meth haze oh i'm dozing off over here oh this meth is making me sleepy i was going to drive into that river it's not how that

works well but thank you i appreciate that's a good it's a good piece of advice you want to keep that close Keep that close. Oh, man, I think... Do Shatterballs work underwater? Probably not. You know, you should have one of those little window breaker things in your car.

I don't. You don't have one? No, why would I? I don't want to break my windows. Ever get trapped inside of your car and you can't get out. I mean, listen, if it's my time to go, it's my time to go,

and Ritty wins the death pool. Just swimming out into the alligators? No, thank you. Yeah, dude, there's a lot of gators. Yeah. I'm bigger than them, though. If I puff out my chest. Is that bears or elegance?

I can't remember. Which was? You just like, ah! Because one of them's like, ooh, a bigger meal than I thought. Great.

Hey, speaking of bears, I'm going to go ahead and throw a plug out here. I'm going to be on, who are these broadcasters tomorrow? Nice. What are you guys talking about? Broadcasting?

No, actually, we're doing an Artie Fletcher segment without you. Me, Zane, Blatt, and Don Jameson. You know I can,

like, hop on there any time, right? It's my stream. Yeah, come on over, bro. Okay. You know, I love to see it. I was going to say, we're doing it without you. Like, I'll just show up to your party and wreck it.

Well, that's how they tried to sell it to me. They were just like, hey, you should come do this Ardy Fletcher thing without Carl. And I was like, I don't know if I can. I don't know if I'm supposed to. You're allowed to. I know, Artie. What's going on? You do know, Artie?

Holy shit you do. Do you know what? People have sent me three DVDs and one CDs and one CD of Artie's comedy stylings. I also have an eight by time that's signed. Wow. Yeah. The entire collection. It's a pretty big deal.

I didn't mean to like make it jealous before I left here. Wow. The entire collection. Hey, tell me, tell me an Artie Fletcher recollection, McBride. Reminds me of something you saw already do. Just, no, just that he like smoked eight packs a day. And he would like really lean in when he told you a joke that he thought was funny. And he's like, yeah, that's good.

He smelled like shit. Yeah. Did you know that he's lying about all of his accomplishments? Are you aware of that? I mean, as owner of that comedy club he had, yes. He wasn't the owner. Was he not? No, he just ran it.

And he did not win a Emmy. That is not true. Was that a claim? He wasn't up for one. His law and order career was not what you would think it would be if you listened to him talk. Well, he was on third watch too, Carl. Don't forget that.

I was listening to WATP from this week, and I was screaming because you guys didn't catch up on catch something. Maurice. Maurice Starr. His manager. Right. The guy who was running the camera who was walking on stage filming that is the guy who stole all that money from new edition. Dude, it's the funniest thing.

So we're watching his comedy sales from 2012. And the way he ends it is with a dud. He just starts talking about all these black people work for him. He's got a publicist and a manager and, you know, whatever. Merch girl. I don't know. They're all black. And he's like,

yeah, so I'm kind of black too. And he goes, he was, people were applauding. Like, Marie Starr's my manager. I'm like,

okay. And he goes, he was the manager of new edition and new kids on the block. And so my thought was, like the early 90s. Sure. What does this guy I've been doing all this time?

Sure. And Vinny sends me the Wikipedia page shows he stole money from new additions. Yeah, he got fired from all of them. And he ended up filming Artie special with a camcorder. in fucking 2012 It's not great. Oh, terrible.

It's not great. Yeah, made me laugh. I think we're more like Monty Python's flying circus. We do bits and pizzas, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and pieces. That's a good one. Did you meet Gallagher when he was hanging around, McBride? I did not. Oh. What a sad life you have.

Poor thing. That's, we didn't really get any. any voicemails this week. We got a couple that... I'm fine with that. Yeah, we got a couple that I'm not going to play. Cool. Great.

But fun times everybody. Happy Labor Day, everyone. Mm-hmm. I don't care if you put an O or you in it. Happy Labor Day. Yes, we appreciate the Canadians who are supporting us tonight. Brian McBride. Do you have a plug you'd like to make?

Is there anything you'd like to plug? No. Okay. Brian L. McBride on X. Perfect. Okay. You can't say no and then give a plug. Yeah.

I've got nothing. Well, you can't follow me on Twitter. I don't have like an event. to plug. All right. My band's performing at the beer park on Friday, September 11th. And you can come down and check us out between 7 and 10. The Ice of Toe is performing with, of course, producer Chris on bass, Lucy Typebox,

dancing around a lot. And I play guitar too fast. Wow. Okay. Sure. Thanks. That's the vibe from all of this. Ah, Carl.

I love you. Okay. We're going to leave that untouched. We got all the drops for my channel 13 appearance. This one's still. Okay, sure, thanks. Still the best. I threw them off a little bit.

They weren't ready for that. They weren't ready for your charm. No, my charm. They weren't ready for the Carl to call it. Charming Carl, they call him. Charming with the K. That's been the creep off. Thank you for hanging out with us on Labor Day.

Until next time, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good gear.