The Creep Off - Episode 332: The One Where Vinnie loses his Shit

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

Who Is the Creepiest Neighbor? Karl and Vinnie each bring a neighbor from hell, and you decide who deserves the point.Plus, Karl’s Cop Cam, the Scum Parade, and more people you’ll be glad don’t live next door.Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: Mother accused of giving away baby to stranger at bus stopSchool employee allegedly stabbed delivery driver with a pen 6 times because he was lateConvicted violent offender killed Texas widow he met on a dating app the day after he was released from prisonPolitician, 38, who fathered child with own daughter, 12, tells court 'I'm not a paedo' as he's jailed for sick abuseThe score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 1 – Guest 0Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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creepos and welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps the show where football season is over and it is postseason baseball for viny I'm here your host

and joining me as always it's hot cuck cuck Carl. What is happening Vinnie Paulino? You know, I was thinking before I left the house, I should have thrown my Cubs hat on. Our teams are in the first round of the playoffs together. Starting tonight, I'm not a fan of being played in San Diego because now baseball game started at 10 p.m. I know.

It's going to be late. That sucks. But yeah, how are you feeling about the series? Well, I mean, we'll see how we match up. Best of three and it's only in San Diego, right? That is correct. Is that the new rule this year? No, I think they've been doing that.

The division for the wild card? It's not, you know, you have to build in a travel day and backs up, though. There's too many teams in the playoffs. It's ridiculous. You know what I hate about it? It should just be the Padres. What a fun playoffs is going to be a scrimage with the Padres. What I hate about it, Vinnie, and you tell me how you feel.

I love postseason baseball. Me too. I'm really excited about it. It's fucking awesome. I have nothing else in my life to celebrate until basketball starts. I understand. The Dolphin season is over. Oh, my God. I agree with you on that.

Why did you bring it up? 100% agree with you on that. But no, the problem with baseball is that these games, the most important games of the year, are played in late October. And they get played in places like New York City, like the Bronx. And it's 42 degrees. Yep. And it's misting sideways. And that's not what baseball is supposed to be.

It's not what baseball is supposed to be. It's a summer sport. Yeah. They do start in the spring, though. Maybe start a little bit earlier, get ready for the end of the season. I don't know. How about fewer teams in the fucking playoffs? It's ridiculous.

All right. Well, listen. It's like an old man. We're the fourth seed. So I'm pretty, we would normally be in, wouldn't we if they didn't have the wild card? Well, I mean, it's changed so much over the last few years. Gives a fucking. Who gives a fuck anyway.

We're here for the creepop, baby. There's only one game that matters today. That's right. And it is Carl versus Vinny. And it is for some big points. But the last episode we did, Carl, you invited Jerry Banfield. on to play the game with us. The score, the way this game works,

do want to explain the rules real quick, car. I do. So this is a contest. Each week, Minnie and I picked the biggest creep in a certain category. Today's category is creepiest neighbor. And what you'll hear is many and I both present who we think is the biggest creep,

who's a neighbor. And then after you hear our presentations, you go over to patreon.com slash the creepoff and you vote. We tally those votes. We have a results girl come in and tell us who won the vote. That person gets a point.

Once you get to five points, you win the round. The loser has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. Vinny is currently up three to one in this round. Now, here's the problem. This leads us to what we were just saying with Jerry Banfield. There is a guest, there's a guest point total. It's not frequent, but every now and again, we have a guest come on who wants to participate in the show and bring their own creep.

Yes. And when they got to five, Carl and I in the past, it's only happened once. Right. We had to ride the tandem bicycle together, which was really. ridiculous. It was silly. And now we're up to, we were up to four for a really long time and we were purposely never going to have another guest on to play the game.

Right. So the guest tally is at four. Once the guest tally gets to five, we have to spin a wheel of consequences that we both have to participate in. Yeah. It's a whole different wheel of consequences, guys. This show, I know it gets confusing. It's not like as confusing as like NFL rules, but it's a

close. Yeah, we're not talking baseball playoffs anymore. We're talking major league creep off. Yes. Now, the tandem wheel is interesting. Yeah. You know, we still, we generally farm out the consequences. I invited the keeper of the consequences, Mahalia, on today to discuss this. If Jerry does get the point, what would happen? But she can't be here today. But basically, we had to spin the wheel and decide who's giving and who's receiving.

That's, that's what happens where we spend top or bottom. Exactly. We flip a coin after that. We spin a wheel and we flip a coin. Yeah, then we spit a bottle. Here's what I'm worried about. The one consequence, we were offered one, Carl, and I don't know if we could just accept it and make it easy. Okay, I'm listening. Last week, Jerry said, we should have to play video games and tube tops. Oh, right.

Yeah, we talked about playing Mortal Kombat. Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe we could just do that instead of fuck. You know what's great about that. idea is the fact that I would be in a tube top on the internet definitely wouldn't be fodder. It wouldn't fuel anything for the multitude of enemies that I have on the internet. To be honest with you, it's actually a little straighter than what they say about you normally. I here's, all right.

Real talk. I feel like I suffer worse than you do when it comes to these consequences. Okay. Because, you know, because everyone loves Vitty. He's get along Vitty. you know he's he's he's the get-along gang by himself oh yeah they all love me car they all treat me so great loves minnie paulino you know i never hear uh kevin brunnen ranting through his broken teeth that minnie paulino's a problem why do you think that is because you're a great guy

and we all love you clip it and clip it and because you're pretty a fancy dresser as well always color coordinated i appreciate that i appreciate that about you Do you? I do. Okay. Well, I appreciate that. I've complimented you many times out of it, actually. My, my lovely wife has traded me to be a grown up and dress like a person. But listen, I have had to suffer, Carl. You've landed on some shitty ones. Yep. You've cheated your way out of some shitty ones as well. Whoa. You've cheated that way out of a lot of shit. Whoa, whoa, hold on. Podcast Hitman. You're going to say I'm the cheater. I am the podcast hitman. What? You're going to say I'm the cheater after that podcast hitman thing. You're put a lot of shit. You're going to say I'm the cheater after that podcast hitman thing. You're or how about this? Oh, here's something that I wasn't even thinking about,

but I need to bring this up. So you had to do something nice for your co-host. Yeah. Remember what you did? Yeah, I got Cardiff of baseball. Did you, though? Yeah, it's right here. Yeah, exactly.

Because I meet up with Cardiff on Friday. I forgot to give him. And I have gifts for him from other people. I'm giving him like, hey, this is from so-and-so, here's some stuff. And he goes, oh, where's my baseball from Vinnie? I was like, yeah, where is your baseball from Vinny? You knew I was going to visit Cardiff.

I forgot to hand it to you the other day. I asked to God. It is really what happened there. Jesus Christ. Is he going to be in Detroit? No, he's not coming to Detroit. Oh, good choice for him. Yeah.

Good choice, Cardiff. Yeah, it's right there for Cardiff. Jesus. No, it's 100% I totally meant to give it to because I said it by one. So anyway, the point is you're cheating. That was, you didn't even, you haven't even done anything nice for Cardiff yet. And that was cheating anyway. That was not cheating.

Carniv's my co-host. He was. He was. So here's my question for you, Carl. When did you go to Gary, Indiana? Well, okay. I should have pushed back on that consequence at the time. You with the pushing back.

Always with the pushing back. I should have. I am not equipped to get in my car and drive for days. Is it the feat? It's my schedule. You don't want to get in your nice ventilated seats and drive to Gary, Indiana? Back then I didn't have ventilated seats. Oh, so now you have them.

You'll go do it. Maybe I will. Okay. Okay. All right. I'm back from here to Gary Indiana. Anyway, I'll tell you what. What's your point? When I see you standing on the steps, the steps of the mayor's office at Gary

Indiana. Yeah. I will pay podcast tipman $200. Dude, I think that Gary, someone sent me a note about Gary Indiana. And that person podcast Timpan being myself, podcast hitman. Right. Of course. I think Gary Indiana is like a sovereign state now.

I think the inmates have taken it over. Like there's literally no law enforcement. You can't do whatever the fuck you want. Well, it's not that they took it. It's more like we threw them out. Yeah. Either way. So listen.

So was it easier or harder to get meth in Gary than it used to be? Carl, it's like dominoes there. What do you mean? You just call. You pick it up or they bring it to you. Maybe I will drive to Gary, Indiana. Yeah, man, the Metz capital of Indiana. Interesting.

So this tandem consequence is going to be the end of us. Whatever it ends up being. We don't know when we're going to be spinning this wheel. We have to figure out what's in the way. We didn't have a little bit of the week. We haven't even talked about that. Yes. I feel like we're filibustering.

That's true. You know, dude, how are we waiting to get to Danny? Let's get to Danny. I haven't seen Danny in a minute. Hi, Danny. Hey, Danny. Hi, what's up? Oh, I'll tell you what's up.

Yeah. Uh-oh. Even the gay guys are excited about you today. You look fantastic. That would be so happy. I was going to say about very Indiana, that's like, um, I'm at the very edge of Kentucky, like where it needs Indiana.

Okay. Yeah. Or the scissor. So if you go to Gary, Indiana, you should both come and then see me. All right. Vinny, I think that should be a consequence. We put back on the wheel. I want to do a make-good on this.

I say our consequences. I will drive. I say our consequences, we have to go visit Danny. I think, no, you're not invited to this. I'm going to go visit Danny. And, Dan, you get a hall pass, right? I mean, it's, it's Carl from the internet, right? That's a hall pass.

Holy shit. It's hall pass worthy, I would think. What makes you think Danny would waste a hall pass on you? Shoot my shot, asshole. Yeah, I'm fucking laughing at you. I know. Holy shit. Danny, you're too sweet.

All right. By the way, I will put us up in the nicest hotel in Gary, yeah. We will be in the nicest hotel. this motel you've ever seen. I'm not going to Gary. No, you've gone to me. I'm like, near bot. Well, not near but.

Like, I don't know. Gary was built for lovers. That's right. Don't you understand that? Doesn't mince salad live near you too? All right. I'm having some ideas of my head here while we can coordinate all this. Anyway.

I'm very uncomfortable with the ideas in your head. Oh, thank you. Yeah. That was a test. Good answer, Danny. It was a test. No, it wasn't. You just told me you were shooting your shot.

That was no test. No, the mid-sailing part. Oh, okay. Okay. That's the other part. Danny, we have to get down to business. This is just a silly time fuck around so far today. Yes.

We need to know if one of us got a point or if we're going to have to spend the tandem fucking wheel. Yeah. What's going on? What happened last week? Okay. So last week was a creepiest person on a dating app. Yep.

And 77% of the boat. Are you fucking kidding me with this? I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great.

Beans. I can't fucking take it. I look great. I feel great. Dude. This is why we can't have guests on the show. You did this. sauce.

Oh no, you just woke up baby Carla over there. You're screaming. Woke up Danny's kid. Danny, real quick before you go today. Two questions. Where could everybody follow you? You could follow me to Kentucky. Sorry, go ahead.

I stepped on your plug. Go ahead. at Danny Desolation. Second question. F. Mary Kill, Vinnie Carl, Jerry Banfield. Good question. I don't have any debt. Okay.

Mary Vinnie. Fuck Carl, I guess. I like it. I haven't seen a Jerry on a thing. I bet you Jerry looks better with a shirt off that Carl does. Anyway, I want to say that was a very good answer, and I'm impressed that you answered it, because so many fucking people do a copy.

I saw Rocco do this the other day, which is like, I don't do F. Mary Kell. It's like, the rule of that game is you have to do it. I know it's not pleasant, but that was great. Thank you, Danny. Yeah. I've heard people, like, not do it on the show. I think it was a, like, Haley's didn't do it or something. Fuck that bitch.

Fuck that lying heroin dealer. That's right. Why would you lie about that? Well, yeah, why would you lie about that? Yeah, be cool. Be cool about it. Haley. Who cares you did drugs once?

Did you used to do heroin? Yeah, once. Hey, that's how that works. Danny, at one point in your wife, I got you. Right, right, right. When you said once, it was like when I tell my mom, Carl, I heard you do meth, but yeah, once. What are you going to do? For all of you who are worried that we're, like, hitting on Danny too much or being weird, you need to go listen to the AMA that we did with Danny.

And we learned a lot. She can handle the conversation. She can. She's a big girl. Trust me. So Danny Desolation on Instagram. Obviously, you go back and watch the AMA on Patreon or as a YouTube member on this channel. Worth watching, by the way.

100%. Danny, go take care of that kid. And you look like a million dollars today. Thank you so much. You're welcome. We'll see you soon. Bye, Danny. Bye.

The nicest hotel room in Gary, Indiana. Dude, I'm a smooth talker. I don't think you're really. realize how good I am with the ladies. I know it doesn't come across well. Jenny never die. Jenny never die, never leave this man. Dude, I have 63 bucks burning a hole in my pocket.

I'm talking about the nicest motel room in all of Gary, Indiana. Holy shit, the Taj Mahal. All right. Well, I guess we'll figure out what we're doing to spin the wheel. We will have a concrete plan coming up next week's episode. We will have a wheel ready to go. and sending your submissions to creep off consequences at gene consequence i'm sorry forgive me creep off consequence ideas at gmail.com those will go straight to mahalia and she is keeping

track me hellia is there in the chat good to see him oh yeah um that's going to suck bitty i don't like having to do a consequence with you it's not the point of this game but it was fun on the bike though we had a silly time i mean the bike was funny because we right we went out and did a live show on the bike. And that was a good time. Yeah, that was fun. It was fun. All right.

Well, then, I guess we need to have a competition. Yeah. It's creepiest neighbor. I won the last one, so I guess I'll go first. Taking away, Minnie Bowling. Who's the creepiest neighbor? Well, my creep's name is William Perry. Oh, the refrigerator.

No, this guy is more like the range. And I'll tell you why a little bit later. but this is evergreen trailer park, Carl. If you're looking for a place filled with inconsiderate neighbors, look no further than a trailer park. Okay. I'm going to show you, I'm going to introduce you to first. This is Brett Smith.

Brett lives next door to my creep, okay? Brett was 34 years old and he was diagnosed with epilepsy. That's a 34-year-old? It's a little bit of a younger picture of him, I'm going to find. Got it. So he's 34 years old. He had epilepsy.

He couldn't work because of it. He wasn't allowed to drive a car. It was pretty severe. So he kind of had to stay at home. The only thing he could do is babysit his niece for extra money. It's kind of a sad situation, but he loved his family. He was a very nice guy. He helped out all of the neighbors, apparently.

And that was a very friendly dude. Now, on the other side of his little lot, I guess I would say tip to tip was his neighbor, my creep. William Perry. Now, William Perry was a former Marine, a military policeman, and he served in Desert Shield and Desert Storm. After he left to the service, he took a weird career pivot, Carl. Okay. Cosmetology School.

Sure. And he became a barber, or a stylist, I guess. He wasn't really a barber. He worked as a hairdresser. He also did handyman jobs, and he had a criminal record that included aggravated assault and weapons charges. and a conviction in Florida because apparently he shot into a bar. I don't like the way you're saying he was a hairstylist as if that's a negative thing. I'm just saying it was a weird career pivot from Marine.

Okay. What's wrong? What do you mean? Hirstyles are okay, people, right? Yeah, I'm just saying he's a closeted gay guy. Fair enough. That's all I'm saying. Don't ask, don't tell.

It's all I'm doing is imply that the guy was a little gay. Going back to Desert Shield, don't ask. Don't tell. Okay. Jesus. So Brett's living in front of this guy's trailer for about two months. Now, old William Perry here was divorced at this point and had three kids that he was not allowed to see because he was very far behind in his child support. In fact, his ex was threatening him with going to jail if he didn't start paying. Now, William really didn't care so much about that. What he cared about was fixing up his place so that his kids could come and visit. He wanted to fix up his trailer. That's great.

And Brett was doing a ton of work on his trailer that he had just moved into. And his family was helping him on account. They liked him. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. There's two very different personalities here. And Brett offers to help him. So he helps him fix the steps at William's house.

They start becoming pals. William says, hey, you know what, Brett? Because you helped me, I'm going to cut your hair for free. Oh. What a nice guy. He's like, oh, thank you. That he shook a little bit because the epic. Either way, they were apparently friends.

And one day, things went horribly south. William lost his shit and just started beating the fuck out of Perry with a two by four on the front lawn of Brett's place that he was fixing up. There's always two by fours in trailer parks. Well, Brett was trying to fix up his place. Just loose two by four. He's just hanging out everywhere. And whatever he was using that stuff was wrapped up in, like the two by fours were wrapped up in. Yeah.

Was like blowing over onto Williams. side of, I guess, the grass because it's two trailers next to each other. And William lost his shit because the garbage went on his side, even though they were pals. Yeah, the HOA is going to frown upon that. Yeah, but you're not allowed to just, like, beat somebody

up like Hacksaw Jim Duggan. You're not allowed to go out there and just give him the old whole, pow. As a libertarian, I disagree, but go ahead. Okay, well, it didn't go well. He chased him down the street with a two by four, and he ended up running into another neighbor's house for safety and they called the police from there.

The police showed up. And Perry said that he was attacked with a two by four and was punched in the face. And the cops were just like, hey, maybe you guys should just be nicer to each other. Didn't do a goddamn thing about it. William was not arrested. Nothing happened.

Okay. I mean, I get it, by the way. You see these losers in a trailer park fighting and chasing each other with a fucking two by four. You're like, I don't want any part. This is not. This is not something the police need to get involved in. Dude, I just, I pictureate a seed combination scene of Reno 911 in trailer park boys.

God damn it, Bill. Would you leave the epileptic kid alone? Yeah. Would you just go back to your trailer, Bill? Exactly. So he avoids a, Brett's trying to do the right thing. He avoids William at all costs now. If he sees William outside, he goes inside.

He does no contact with him. But apparently that didn't always work. Apparently, whenever William saw Brent, William went flying to a ring. because of some whatever reason. And, for example, when just slashed his tires one day for no reason, broke, I believe on September 30th of 2008,

he went and he smashed the guy's electric meter on his trailer. You know, it's almost like sending teenagers to the desert to murder people over a conflict we have nothing to do with is a bad idea. I think it fucks with people's heads a little. But what about freedom? I don't think freedom's involved in any of this.

But wait a second. We can't let Iran have a nuclear weapon. That's not where Desert Shield was. I know. I'm just saying now because we're heading there pretty soon. Hey, hey, sailors, pack your bags, kids. It's ridiculous. Have fun.

Jesus Christ, we're the worst. I should not know what the straight of Hermuzes. I should have no knowledge of that. Just say it. So they're having all sorts of problems. And apparently, now Brett has no electricity to his trailer. The poor kid's sitting in the dark for three days. And he couldn't prove that William was the one who did it.

But apparently he saw him outside and finally said something to him. Yeah. Brett said, hey, did you mess with my electrical system, sir? And William said, oh, did I? And comes across the lawn and beats the ever-loving. fuck out of Brett again. But this time he drags Brett into his own trailer, right?

It's being a real jerk. Which, by the way, Brett is working on. He's painting the walls. So there's like cans of paint and plastic up and stuff all over the place. Yeah. And cans of paint. I think you just need one can for a trailer. Good point. Do three coats. He had nothing to do. So I sure he was probably

painting it more than once. Yeah. So he's beating the shit out of Brett inside of this trailer. And once Brett is dead from being choked and bludgeoned. Yeah, okay, yep, yep. William's going, fuck, I did it again. Oh, geez, Louise. What did my dumb temper do this time?

I need to come up with a plan here. So William actually spends the night inside of Brett's trailer trying to figure out what to do with his body. So the first thing he tries to do is chop off Brett's head. So once he gets it off, he's like, what do I do with it now? For some reason, what he chose to do was put it into the oven and try to cook it. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, it's not a baby.

You don't put it in the oven. That's what I said. It's what I said when I read it, Carl. Where were you in 2008? When this guy's standing there with his neighbor's head in his hands, where were you? Sunflower Dragon. Where were you, Zublar Dragon? Everyone knows you boil a head.

You bake a bag. Maybe. Everyone knows that. Please, bro. And it's almost the holidays, too, with this. Right. So he puts the guy's head in the oven, and he surrounds it, he puts wraps it and paper and shit because he's hoping it'll help it burn. Let me ask you a question. And all it does is stink up the place, really.

When you put a head in the oven, broiler mode? And if not, what do you heat the oven at? I use the, what do you call it? The convection oven at the top, if you have that feature. So that not quite a broil, but you want to get it crispy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crispy is good. Because you don't want it to be able to be recognizing.

you don't want to go, oh, that's Brett said. Right. You just want somebody to look in there and think it's a random, like, roast. Black guy. Oh, no. Oh, boy. I knew where you were going with that. I knew you were going.

Yeah, he wanted to think it was like a random black guy's headed there, obviously. Clearly, that's what he was going for. So he's like, fuck, what do I do with the rest of him now? Well, that's baking. So he goes into the bathroom and he's like, what if I just start chopping him? up into small pieces and I go throw him around. You know, kind of, kind of the same thing. Our pal, old podcast hitman dead, Matt Lewinsky.

He starts trying to chop up the rest of the body. I'm so mad that you're calling him old podcast hitman. Well, I'm sorry, Brett Hart said I'm podcasted him. I know. I know the war. Familiar with the lore. And the hitman said it, and I will never argue with the greatest wrestler of all time, Carl. I hate you so much.

How would you? Why do you think you could argue with Brett Hart over who gets the title? I hate you so much. Why? Matt Lewinsky is the podcast hitman. No, Matthew Lewinsky is inmate 7657442. I made up that number. I know you did.

Okay. Matthew Lewinsky, thanks for the five bucks. Now, Carl, back to the case at hand. Yes. He starts chopping off the hand. And he's like, you know what? I should go smaller. So he starts chopping off the thumbs and the fingers.

And as he's chopping off the thumb and fingers, he's like, This is too hard. Fuck it. And so he just throws the hand and the fingers on the floor in the bathroom, goes into the living room, pulls down some of that plastic, right? Yep. And starts wrapping them up in the plastic. And then he's like, oh, fuck, this is really bloody. What do I want to do?

I'll use some bleach. He dumps a bunch of bleach on the floor and mops it a little bit. And now it's just a bunch of red smears and stinks like bleach and iron. And he's like, what? Fuck, I sell this body here. I know what I'll do. I'll get the paint. You got to watch a YouTube video or two

to understand how to clean up the blood of a dead body. You know? There's a lot of videos out there that help you with that kind of thing. That's right. You should subscribe to the creep off Patreon where we give you a handy how to

on how to dismember and get rid of a body. Yes. You have to join the Lenny Dykstra tier, though. So he gets the paint. you missed that part. Did you hear me say that? He got the paint. The guy's wrapped in plastic. Yeah. So what he does is he starts painting the wall in the bathroom and then starts painting the plastic that the guy's wrapped it to look like it's the wall because he thinks if he pushes it up close enough that maybe somebody wouldn't notice. So it's like a Scooby-Doo cartoon where like if you wear a shirt

that looks like the painting you're in front of. Correct. Okay. Yeah. So he basically dubs paint on this and uses a roller to roll the plastic. plastic over so you can't see what's inside of it and then paints the wall and he's like, well, I guess job well done and leaves with the head in the oven still. A day goes by, Brett, who's loved by his family. Wait, why is there an Italian? What do you mean? Oh. Why did the Italian leave? A day goes by. All right. I'm sorry, back to where you were, my friend. Brett's mom goes to the house to try to find him. She can't find him, bro. So she

calls the cops. Caps like, well, he's not answering the door. Sorry, he can't help you. Yeah. They help no one

in this fucking trailer park, Carl. I get it. And they get another neighbor who comes over and goes, by the way, did you know the neighbor over there ripped off his electric? I saw him do it as he's telling this to the mom.

Oh, tattletail. We got a nosy neighbor on here. Yeah, the other neighbor helps him. They break into the apartment. They come in there and like, wow, it really smells bad in here. Yeah.

The mom starts looking around. The neighbor goes into the kitchen, sees blood everywhere, opens up the stove, finds the head. he's all. And then the mom is in the bathroom going, I wonder what this is.

What's going on in here? Why is this smell like this? And then the mom found her headless son's body. And that's when the police finally did something. But not much because there really wasn't any evidence that this guy did it. They didn't have anything on him other than the one neighbor said he saw him, fuck up the thing. So they arrested him for fucking up the electrical meter and held him while they investigated.

Well, there was that chase with the two by four, you'd think would be evidence. Boys will be boys. Sure. Kids are playing. Yeah. Either way, he went to, what ended up happening was after he left, he took all of his clothes, the knife that he used, the saw that he used. And he had a gun. And he put it all into one bag and went to a friend's house and hid that bag inside of his friend's ductwork in his house.

Oh. So actually pretty clever. That's actually not a bad move. It's a terrible idea. the dumbest move ever. Your clothes smell like bleach and shit. And then it's in the ductwork of a house now. So the guy's wife is like, what the fuck is this horrible smell? And she finds it and blows him into the cops. These broads. God damn. They can't keep in their mouth shut, got they? So long story short, he pleads, in order to avoid the death penalty, he pleaded guilty

to two, I guess two counts of murder, hiding a body, dismembering a body, whatever. the fuck aggravated murder. He also stole the guy's money out of his wallet. He's also a terrible chef. One of the worst I've ever seen. Let me tell you something. Look at the braids on that goatee. That's a man who went to cosmetology

school. That's true. Yeah. He doesn't That's a bad who went to... Yeah. There he is. Ladies and General, my creep. William the Range Perry. That's exciting. Yeah. I thought he was fun. He's a terrible neighbor, I think. Yeah, he's a terrible neighbor. Well, you know what, Vinnie? I also brought a terrible neighbor. But before I get into

that we've not even mentioned we're 31 minutes in we've not even mentioned that we are celebrating a very important holiday which we don't celebrate very often on the show it's super chat tuesday did you know that it's weird that the show fell on super chat tuesday what a coincidence what a weird coincidence that is ugabuga bungabuga became a youtube member carl thank you very much for that our expert 44 became a youtube member thank you welcome jeremy hambley jeremy ambley's here hey what's up cordering thanks for the five My friend Scorch told me about this lovely show he's been trying to message. Opie for weeks, but he won't read his superchats. Oh, Opie's such a pussy.

That's a dick movie. You won't read Scorch's superchats? After everything Scorch has done for the Opser, does he not realize all that Scorch's content brought to that show? By the way, I was on YouTube today, which is rare for me. And you know what was suggested to me in my YouTube algorithm? What's that? was a Weez's farewell reunion show. Oh, my God.

I'm going to review it. That went up four days ago. It was from right here in this building, Come meet the Carlson. Yeah. And it was during the comedy festival this past summer. And I guess they just got uploaded now. What were they waiting for?

Weas's just wake. That's a good answer, but plus one for video. Thank you. That was good. I have no idea. You know Jake. Wees' kid.

I do. Yeah, Jake is in charge of the podcast and all that stuff. I have no idea. I mean, you know how long it takes to edit a live event. The black cast with 199 says, time for my favorite show. When are the Bears on? Yeah, that's right.

We are in the WATB time slot right now. WTB will be on. This is what, you're welcome, everyone. You're welcome. This is Christian going, Hey, Carl, don't forget to give me a plug. Okay, I know.

WATB, who are these broadcasts? will be on the Who Are These Podcast channel tomorrow 1 p.m. Eastern, so a rare Wednesday for them. Yeah, they're going to be celebrating Super Chat Wednesday tomorrow. Dude, I lost my channel, but you got it back. And then I got it back. That's why we were going to do, we're going to move these two shows Monday and Tuesday. But then because I didn't have a channel, they didn't think that they were going to, anyway, it doesn't matter. Moving on.

Tuki's unpaid staff, a member for seven months says, kiss the co-host for the tandem wheel. That's great. Not happening. It's a great idea. I think with tongues. Cardiff. Where's Cardiff when I need it? Principal and uncertainty.

Thanks for the 10 euros. Carl still hasn't traveled to Indiana. Fucking hell. I still have not. That is true. But now I have incentive. So we'll see what happens. Thank you.

Yeah, you do now. Don't you? I do. Tuki's on Bate staff. Thanks for the two Canadian. Oh, Carl got a haircut for his date with Cardiff. I did get my hair done today, but that's for the Detroit show this weekend. Oh, that's right.

I want to look at my best. for the Detroiters out there. I'm sorry I'm not going to be there, everybody. I am too. It's a real big bummer. Yeah, you seem really upset. I will be, however, performing this weekend for shows with the great Louis J. Gomez. The Puerto Rican rattlesnake.

Here in Rochester, I'm disappointed. I won't be here for that. It's a bummer. But that's awesome that you're performing with him. So do you know how sad you are that I'm not going to be in Detroit with you? I'm very sad. That's how sad. I am that you're not going to be here with me.

I see what you did there. Give Louis J. Gomez my regards, please. You got it. He once did a show, a real-ass podcast. Yeah, he killed the original Jenny. Yes, he murdered my girlfriend. I think he essayed her and then maybe didn't murder. And then he docks me.

And there was a young Shane Gillis on that show. I claim to fame. It's pretty good. All right, you ready for my creep this week? I could not be more ready. I'm actually really interested to hear what this person did. This is wild. All right, so my creep is Latasha Pulliam,

but can you pull up Sinosha Richard, the six-year-old girl? I don't want to. And just show this is, we're on the south side of Chicago. It's in 1991, March of 1991. Look at this cute little kid, six years old. And she lives in an apartment complex. and she's playing with her friends. Loud probably.

And Latasha Pulliam, let me show Latasha. She also lives in the building. She's a neighbor. There she is. She walks up to this cute little six-year-old girl, and she says, hey, come with me.

I got potato chips, and we'll go watch a movie. Is there a breeze coming from her right, or is that a choice? That's a choice. Okay. It's a bad choice. Interesting air.

Okay. So it's March 21st and Latasha here grabs the six-year-old Sinosha Richards and brings her to her apartment down the hallway. And there, her boyfriend, Dwight Jordan, is sitting on the bed in the bedroom. And she brings the six-year-old in there and she goes, hey, watch a movie with my boyfriend. I'll be right back.

That's when Latasha goes into the kitchen and just starts doing blow. She's just snorting up all the lines she can. Cocaine's a hell of a drug. So she's doing all the lines. She's doing all the lines. So she is a bad neighbor. Yes. She doesn't offer any to the six year old at all. Unbelievable. When she

returns to the bedroom, 30 minutes later, which by the way, a long time to be doing cocaine. It doesn't usually take 30 minutes to do coke. Yeah, you would think she'd be back to that bedroom within roughly 35 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. Min of the half tops. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So she gets back in

there and she sees the six-year-old, Sinoza, on the floor, crying with her underwear down to her knees. Oh, did she have an accident? And Dwight is behind her trying to get an erection. He's, oh, come on, come on, this girl's ready to go. Let's do this. Well, how's she going to do that while the kid's crying? That is a problem. She doesn't seem to be into it, the six-year-old.

I would like to apologize to God for that show. Yeah. I mean, I just got my channel. I just got my channel back. This fucking guy. Doesn't give a fuck. So he can't get his dick up. So then he decides to grab a shoe polish bottle, which a lot of people out the south side of Chicago have in their apartments.

Uh-huh. Shoe polish bottle and inserts it into the six-year-old's rectum. Why? What Tasha goes, well, that looks fun. Let me get in on this. She grabs a hammer. And she grabs the straight end. the handle part and she shoves that into the vagina of the six-year-old and she's getting this six-year-old's getting

d-peed by these people this goes out for 10 minutes sinosia is crying as you might assume yeah and so atcha puts her hand of her mouth she goes hey hey sweetie could you not make so much fucking noise we have neighbors you know that this is like an apartment complex and the walls are thin She won't stop crying She won't stop crying and screaming So that's when Natasha grabs an electrical cord Raps it around the 6 year old's neck

And begins strangling her Eventually They're like, all right, we gotta get this kid out of here She's still alive, that's good But then let her walk away Well, let her Okay, so let me tell you what happened So our friend, Natasha here,

walks her down to an empty apartment Down the way that's open they walk into the empty apartment and the six-year-old says I'm not going to tell anyone but I do have to tell my parents what happened today and Natasha's like

I can't let that happen so she puts the electrical cord around the neck again and pulls it tight and does this for about 10 minutes then she hears like knocking on the door because people aren't like what's going out of around here right so she throws the little girl in a closet

and leaves. Once things die down, the neighbors aren't being nosy anymore. She goes back to the closet and knows that Sonosha is not breathing. She's like, she might be done. A lot of times when people aren't breathing, it's because they're dead. But I can't be positive about that. She takes the hammer that she used to vaginally insert earlier and just starts smashing her over the head with the hammer.

Okay. So at this point, she places the notion in a garbage can. And again, with the two-by-fours. She fights a two-by-four starts to smash you over the head with a two-by-four after that. And she brings the kid down to the garbage area and covers her in a bunch of other garbage. Ah, no one will notice. There's a baby here, right? Well, they did.

They did notice the baby. and medical evidence revealed that in all, Sonosha suffered 42 distinct injuries. She had two puncture wounds to her chest, damaged her lungs and coronary artery, laceration on her head. Her skull had been penetrated. She was hit so hard.

She had numerous lacerations to her anus and vaginal area. Oh, boy. Sinoza's injuries were consistent with the conduct described in Latasha's confession. That's right. She was brought in and confessed all of this. Wow. Well, the attorney said she was in a drug-crazed state at the time.

A court psychologist described her as a female John Gacy who got sexual satisfaction from hurting someone weaker than she was. Did she know that there were... You think you could get away with that? Without having legal ramifications, you're out of your fucking mind. She was indicted on 131 counts of murder, aggravated criminal sexual assault, aggravated kidnapping, and aggravated unlawful restraint. A jury convicted her of murder, two counts of aggravated criminal sexual assault

and two counts of aggravated kidnapping. The jury then found she was death eligible and there were no mitigating factors sufficient to preclude the imposition of the death penalty. Accordingly, the trial court sentenced her to death and three consecutive terms of 60, 30, and 15 years on the remaining convictions.

I really... So listen. creepy neighbor very creepy neighbor so listen the kid wasn't on a lease anywhere so technically the child wasn't a neighbor it was just a child running around okay who knows where the kid actually lived you never established that so i'm gonna go ahead and say that you lose out of the gate i'm to say that right i wait the you have to fight me out of technicality because you realize that this is the biggest creep oh this is not great carl yeah this is not great this woman is a fucking i have 100% looking for the loophole yes

But I will also say that the death penalty is too good for this person. We have this rule in this country. I imagine she was 20 years old at the time? Jesus Christ. She was 20 years old when she did this. Okay. We have this rule in this country where we do not allow cruel and unusual punishment. Right.

We need to abolish that. I agree. We need to fucking abolish that. It should be wildly unusual and very cruel. Correct. It should not be the norm. One place where Sharia law gets it right. You know, the women can't drive and cruel and unusual punishment is actually encouraged.

Say what you want about Sharia law, but a broken clock. Those are the two things, yes. Like, this person should be thrown into a wood chipper face first or feet first. I don't care. Make them watch as they go. Yeah, feet first is the way. Just honest to God, people like this that exist do not belong in this society. It is the most horrific thing I've heard in a while.

My guy was still creepier, vote for Vinny. Carl never went to Gary Indiana. Patreon.com slash the creepoff. I did do a consequence. By the way, people have not been around the whole time, I'm sure. This shows me going on way too long. I did do a consequence. I just didn't drive to Gary, Indiana.

I wore a Dolphins jersey to a Bill's game when they were playing the Dolphs. You were supposed to wear it until halftime and you threw it off five seconds into getting to your seat. That's not true. It was third quarter. Oh, yeah, you're supposed to work to the third quarter. And it landed on my father and brother. That was the craziest part about this. And I didn't find out until weeks later.

They're like, my brother saw the video and he's like, oh, that was your jersey? That led to be a dad. You don't remember this part? I was a question. Why didn't your family let you sit with them at the game? I won my friends. What do you let me sit with them? You know what I'm mad.

My dad and my brother. I was with my friends there. We were watching the game. We got hammered. Watch the game. What do you mean? Cool. Yeah. Cool. Just say, I mean, you know, I would have hung out with my dad, my pops, but what I mean. In hindsight. Did I mention that my guy went back in time and started the international slave trade vote for Vinnie this week at the creepoff.com.

I think you should vote for me, please. I got nothing. Holy shit. It's Carl. That's really fucking bad. It's pretty bad. I couldn't believe the article described it like. because normally they just kind of gloss over these things. I've never heard someone try to check someone else's pulse with a hammer. It's not how you're supposed to do that. God damn.

Okay, well, I guess it's time for a pallet clods. Boy, oh boy, am I excited for this one you brought today, Carl. It is time for your cop cam. I can't wait to see Carl's cop cam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me? Because cop cam lose all your rights, ruin your life. Before you show it, can I just tease you something, buddy?

Yeah. Did you see the bonus episode I did with Lorenzo Ariel on Friday? I've not seen that. How was it? The cop cam that we did. Yeah? Buddy, I'm so sad you weren't there. I had a blast of Lorenzo.

But you would have lost your shit at this one. There was a very intoxicated black gentleman who was refused. usually to leave a nursing home at like one in the morning. Do you have a clip? Do I have a clip? Do you have a clip? You have a clip. I want to see.

Okay. So he's very drunk and all of the officers that show up to get him are all ladies, right? I got. What the fuck? Why? This is why we keep losing wars. Okay. I'm not going to show everybody everything.

But at one point, right, he's talking so much shit to these cops. He's telling all these women to suck his dick. He's going to take their guns for a moment and fucking kill him all. And he, and then a male cop walks in, right? And all of a sudden he sees the male cop and he's like, I'm going to go with him. Fuck you, bitches.

Like he's trying to be disrespectful to these women. And these women have already threatened to tase him, right? And he's like, oh, fuck you. And they didn't do anything. So he sees the male cop and he wants to go with the male cop. But I think that the female cops felt robbed that they, didn't get to tase him. Oh.

Because the mail cops show up and they basically take him into custody really quickly. They have all the fun. Yeah, here. I'll just show you this a little clip. You got to watch the rest of it on Patreon. Okay. I got one. All right.

All right. Taser. Take him. Sorry. She shot the. Not only was there no reason for her to fire that taser. It was all under control. She shot the male cop in the arm.

And there's the fucking guy. Wow. Look at the guy. That's brilliant. The guy is just standing there like, what the fuck just happened? Unbelievable. Yeah, you got to watch the whole thing. That's awesome.

Okay. Very good. Very good. All right. You ready for my cop cam? I cannot wait. This one comes in from the great Brian Johnson. Not ACDC.

Tell him Steve Dave, Brian Johnson. I call him the good one. We appreciate you, Bri. And he sent this in. It starts with a traffic accident. and the chick who's involved in this accident, no license, but I guess it's not a big deal. How big wear her boobs?

They're big. All right, let her go. Officers with the Carlsbad Police Department in New Mexico are called to a minor traffic collision involving a white van and a Silverado. My mother just got out of hip surgery and she took me and my daughter and the bride. You're a break in today? No, sir. You don't have a driver's license, so?

Wow. You want me to go ahead and do a report on it? She doesn't have a driver's license. It's entirely a hefty. Yeah, man, I do it. The driver of the white van, Margarita Portillo, was cited for careless driving and for driving without a license. With the report filed and no signs of impairment, both parties are cleared to leave the scene. All right.

You be safe. Slow down, champagne, attention. Have you ever seen such a thing? What, in the ever-loving? Fuck. She does have a license. He's like, all right, you're free to go. You're free to go.

I'd be like, are you going to just pull me over immediately after I'd start going? But the crazy thing about this is... Whoa, whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a new Mexico? Yeah, when did that happen? I don't know. Who allowed this? Maybe it's better.

All right, so this is crazy because she gets into this traffic accident, has no license. The cops like, you wasted? What's going on with you? She's like, no, no, I'm good. Okay. And that's only the beginning. Clip number two. But what officers didn't know was that less than an hour later,

they'd be responding to a hit and run at an elementary school involving the same van. This time, under circumstances, far more concerning than the first. Okay. So this woman is the mother of an elementary school student. She goes to pick up her kid from the school, kid gets in the van, and she smashes into a car. Oh, no. The woman without a license?

Yeah, so they're trying to find the daughter Because the woman like flat on foot And they find the daughter And they answer some questions here Oh no, the daughter's got a narc on mom Off today or She was acting like she was drunk Does your mom usually drink?

Okay. So you heard the kids like, she was fine this morning and then she came to pick me up and she seemed to kind of drunk. And she was kind of being a meany begini. So the cops were like, well, that's not good. And what happened was the daughter was left in the van after the accident. So the van gets in an accident. The daughter is left there. Margarita, aptly named.

Flee's on foot. The sister and mom of the woman, so this little girl's aunt and grandma, they show up to the school because they're actually responsible. And they're like, well, we'll probably have to help out our niece and grandkid. And the cops are like, all right, cool. We're going to go find Margarita and they find her. Do you know that it's never a good sign when your daughter goes, mom's acting drunk? Your child shouldn't know that. But correct.

All right. While officers continue investigating at the school, dispatch reports a second call just minutes away. Just down the road, a man says a woman forced her way into his home and attacked him. When officers arrive, they find Margarita Portillo covered in blood and seemingly intoxicated. And only wearing a bra. So there's that. That's a, hold on a second. There'll be other shots.

So she, yeah. So apparently she like, four. her way into this guy's house. And there was an altercation. She's covered in blood now all over her face and dripping down into her body. It's not great. And in my clip number five, we find out that she's crazy. Oh.

So what's going on? She's up the disturbance on Hill Street. Right. Right. And I told that. Okay. Take 21. That's going to be permitted. Okay.

Detain her. I'm most likely going to 15 here and then let me figure out what I'm going to do with the child here at the school. Hmm. You know what? What? This might be controversial.

I'm going to say pass. Yeah. You know, a lot of times I say I can fix her. I can't fix this one. I'm not going to try. There's a lot of problems going on there. Too many problems. Too many problems going on.

You may have two positive assets there. Yep. But too much bad. Extremely positive. They don't know. way the negative, unfortunately. All right. So in my next clip, she starts to throw out blame

and why all these bad things are happening. And I am not a fan of this. They're in the van. And then they smoke. So what happened to your face? Why, you're all bloody? Yeah. Well, because this idiot. Did he hit you or anything?

He said. I'm calling about that I'm calling the person who's out of my I'm like I'm not in right mind I'm better to drink a little and then like you have I'm like at the end of the day call the fucking I mean it's very easy to blame meth right everyone can just go around blaming meth for all their fucking problems like oh why did you abandon your daughter why did you get two accidents today why is your face all bloody that guy does meth. Like, well, okay, but there's probably more to it than that, right? Fact should distribute or understand methamphetamine.

He just likes it an uncomfortable amount. DJ Electrofry in the chat. Sometimes they blur out her boots. Sometimes they don't. I think a tinn is popping out. Yeah, I think there's some nip slippage going on at certain times. And we appreciate YouTube for doing this on our behalf. Because God knows, I don't need more strikes on my channel.

I thought you did that, to be honest with you. No. I was going to say way to go, Carl, for making sure that they were unblurred when they didn't need to be. If I did it, I would have bured her face. If I had that kind of time on my hands, I would have done that. Okay, so everybody's saying that the audio coming in from everything else doesn't work, which is insane because it's all going through the same place. Well, it is low.

It is quiet. And I didn't boost the audio. Usually cop cams are too loud. I didn't boost the audio. I know there's a way to crank up the volume on the cop cam. Yeah, I can do that. Okay, let's do that. In my next clip, the dude who, you know, she had an altercation with, and he called the cops,

he explains what went down. I swear to God, I know who she is. And then she's making first and spend this. She's going to come back. She's got family. It's going to fuck me up. So I want protection here because my life has been done before already. And this ain't no bullshit.

She actually went in. your house. Look, look at my nail. Yes, she did. I had to get her from here and push her back. Look where she grabbed me. Now, why would I want to pick that somebody for? Right. I'm not that person. What happened? So she grabbed me for her nails. So I grabbed her from the hair and then I pushed her off. And I tried to keep her down. And I was always 9-1-1. Yeah. Well, I came over here and I told him, get my fucking twist her, hi. Get her hi. I swear to God, I will tell you. I did say I was a...

Maybe Beth is bad. It seems like it's not having a good effect at these people. That guy is a method, right? Yeah. Yeah. The way he's conducting himself, just like, yeah, yeah, she's the problem. But notice quasi-hot chics are showing up, so meth can't be all terrible.

Quase. Yeah. No, drugs do get you late. That is true. Jerry Bantford, are you listening? All right, so a clip number eight, she has connections, and these police officers should be afraid. Who got her a shot? shirt. Which one of these fuck-ups got her a shirt?

They should be afraid. This is going to be unwatchable now. I am affiliated. Okay, look, they're here to help you. They're here to help you. They're here to help you. Fartel, Frimtianna, now I'm Paris without me, bitch.

Okay. I'm telling you. Oh, don't you. Shut the fuck up. I try my twin, my niece, in my blood, and I try to change my mother's voice. Do you understand that?

Stop getting in my face, Margarita. Relax. You understand? I understand. So come over here, step with me. We're going to do some standardized filth sobriety tests. Hey, stand up. I can't.

You can't. This woman just picked up her daughter from elementary school. I'm trying to point that out. Well, no, she ran away from picking up her daughter in the middle school. The daughter was in the van. Do you see these EMS are just like, all right, she's talking about the cartels. I'm telling you. I'm out of here.

I mean, this is New Mexico. They're like, yeah, yeah, I know what's going out of old Mexico. I want nothing to do with this pitch. Yeah. Yeah, this guy right here's just like, all right, I'm out. Yeah. Shane Gillis wants to leave immediately. Mexican Shane Gillis is done with this.

It's so fucking funny. This is great. It's great because she's explaining that, you know, she's connected. She's affiliated, she says. Uh-huh, uh-huh. With the Mexican cartel. And so they do this. And Vin, we talk about this a lot of the show.

What's the point of the field sobriety test when the person's obviously out of their fucking gorg? Well, I believe it's the lawyers make them. It's just some other asshole fucking buy the book nonsense. All right. Well, clip number nine, there's no point in this. We're going to do the next test, okay? It's the walk-in turn test. I want you to go ahead and picture an imaginary line in front of you, all right?

Can you do that for me? Well, I don't know. What the fuck the point is I told me? It's to determine whether you've been driving them to the influence. Yes, I have. Okay, turn around for me. Yeah. Well, great, great, great, great, great, great.

So my daughter can have a brother-upon-terlings on her. Oh, thank you. It's nice that she's thinking about her daughter now. By the way, Margarita, I appreciate this. We're trying to see if you're under the influence. I'm out of the influence. That's very obvious. You know, it's a walk a straight imaginary line.

It's pretty obvious what's going on here. You know, when I'm looking at that face right there, I still say absolutely not. Absolutely. But I think I'm starting to. to think. Remember that Jerry Seinfeld bit where he was like, hey, if you're born and your parents name Hugh Jeeves, you really have no choice but to be a butler. This is what I'm pretty sure every woman named Margarita ends up being, right? Yeah. This is a margarita. Her mom's name is

White Claw. She's white trash. Okay. So handcuffs are hard. They put handcuffs on her, as you can see right there. They try to throw them in the back of the cop car. And she gets all tangled up. Okay. Good. Sit on right on the seat. Why can't? Why can't you? How can't you? No, no, don't put your hand to.

Okay? I have to, help me. Come here, come here! Put them back in the back. How the f*** do you think I can? Come here. They don't go like that. Hey, you're gonna fall.

Well, then help me. You put yourself in that situation. Idiot. Idiot, help me. Sit down. It's on my pot. Sit down, come here. I am a Philly.

Sit down right there. I am a queen. You are a queen, okay. Sit down. Yeah, are you saying that to the most? That might as wait. Do you see how easy that was to get her to, like, get a good mood? You are a queen.

You are just saying that because she's like these. That is true. So she was trying to get the cups down past her feet so she can bring up in front of her. And she got stuck. So the cop was just like, fine, I'll just take the cuffs off. They literally just took it the cups off. You could have just closed the door and taken her to jail. It would have been fine.

Well, Minnie, let's get some death threats going. That's important. Margarita, do you agree to take her test? Yes, but we're going to die. I'm so connected. Someday I'll die. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because of Margarito.

Do you agree to take her test? I can say my name at the name of her fucking last breath. That's good thing of this. She's a breaking bad fan. Say my name. If you are going to murder someone or have someone, murder someone for you. It's best not to be on a cop cam saying,

I will be the end of you. You will say my name, Margarita Pontillo. Yeah, pretty dumb. When I murder you. All right, so they bring her back to the precinct. And she has not calmed down. She's still very angry.

Oh, no. I'm going to book her on all of that, unless she's catching two more criminal charges on Hill Street for what happened out there. so I'm just needing to relax. Hey, relax. You're not going to be throwing, okay? You need to relax.

Oh, I think that's what I was doing. You can't be throwing chairs at windows and kicking people. Why? Because you can't. I try to be patient with you all day today and you keep, I don't know what your problem is. I need gloves. Yeah, you definitely need gloves.

I think the combination of alcohol and meth is probably not working for her. What are the other kids? Right. Play it out your day. Choose one. What's going to work for me? Am I going to a baseball game?

My picking up my daughter from elementary school? What should I do? Everything in moderation is the key to life, kids. Yes. I have one more clip. We're going to see what the charges are against this woman. And you're going to be very excited about what the consequences are for this lady. Oh.

After officers cleaned the blood from Margarita's nose inside the station, they ran a breathalizer test, where she blew a .24, three times the legal limit. Back at the elementary school, her daughter was safely reunited with the grandmother and sister. Margarita would end up being charged with aggravated DWI, leaving the scene of an accident, failure to render aid, failure to give immediate notice, driving without a license, abandonment of a child, battery on a peace officer, and resisting an officer, along with the charges stemming from the incident at the home for criminal trespass, battery, and criminal damage to property.

All of those home-related charges, as well as the no license and child abandonment charges, were later dismissed under her plea agreement. In court, Margarita pled guilty to the remaining charges and received a conditional discharge. Probation instead of jail. Oh, they gave her a discharge. Minnie. She had nothing.

After all that, she got probation. Why am I surprised? They let her drive off with no license. Who's surprised? It's fucking wild. New Mexico has the same laws as old Mexico. Well, she is connected. She's affiliated.

Why am I not just on a crime spree right now? There's no consequences. Oh, I probably actually would get in trouble. Yeah. Yeah. They throw the fucking book at your ass. Yeah. They're like, this guy can actually probably pay some fines.

Eating poop in public is disgusting, sir. I would never do that in public. Thank you. Y'all thank you. That was a good one, Carl. Holy shit. Thank you to Brian Johnson for finding that one. He goes, it starts slow, but it gets good.

No, this is pretty wild the whole way through. Thank you, buddy. You had me at number one when the cop lets her drive away. so bizarre, right? That's insanity. Carl, I think we're going to jump right into it today. It is time. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We're still celebrating Super Chat Tuesday. Okay. And I feel like we're not telling people that it's Super Chat Tuesday. You feel free to send the Super Chat, Super Tips. We're here for it. Super Tips is working today, by the way. Chequanda is even lazy on Coke, thanks to the $1.99, George XD. 9414. Are we all?

Agreed. Captain Blackbeard, thanks for the Fiverr. after Carl's Creep, I feel the need to send this so you could actually send $10 back to me for having to listen to that. You've got my vote. Thank you very much, Captain Black Bread. Love you, buddy. If I had a white flag, there was a pretty good chance

I would have waved it after that. That was a fucked up story. I'll bring it a white flag for you. I like that. That's a good idea. You should surrender. Just bring in your gay sign. Supertip.g.g.g.crepe. All right. Well, where you can go to I don't know, participate

the show, donate to us, I don't know, whatever you want to do. It'd be great. You love it. Do it. Thank you. Time for a scum parade, Carl. Let's go. You know what?

I'm going to hit this one today. Skull parade. Take me on a raid of these fucks your raids that these creeps have made. Scum parade. Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. A parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad. Soaking up a kid. blood of a cat's got parade.

This girl I'll try to fix. Oh, I could fix her. We're going to San Antonio, Texas, ladies and gentlemen, a Texas mother is facing charges after police say she gave her baby to a stranger at a bus stop, saying she no longer wanted the kid. Seconds away from getting on her bus,

Jennifer Benavides was at the top of, was at a bus stop in downtown San Antonio. Last Sunday night, when a woman she didn't know approached her, at first the stranger just asked to use her phone. But then she said, She handed her her infant son. Very beautiful baby, handsome. One month old, she said.

So she's like, well, do you want him? I'm going to give him away. You know, I'm going to give him away to somebody. So if you want him, you know. This is why I never compliment a baby. Like, if you see like a newborn with someone, I was going to, ew, gross. Because I don't want them being like, do you want it? Like, I definitely do not.

Where am I going to put that? You know how cluttered my houses? I don't need a baby. Hey, you know what? If you want to get rid of that kid. Head on down to the old country buffet. There's guys down there who be into the boyfe. What?

It's a Jim Thornton reference. Oh, Jim Thornton. Yeah. You go down to the old country buffet if you want to get rid of here. The boy, the boy fe. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

They're begging for them over there. Got it. They're lousy with them. Got it. So she has a stranger, her one-month-old baby and says, hey, take this. I don't want to them. And then she's like, I don't know, I guess.

And then she hands the lady, the kid's birth certificate, his Medicaid and social security card. Here you go. Everything you need. All yours. Here's his leash. You're welcome. And his water bowl and his collar. If you want to Venmo me, my Venmo is at Nuts girl.

18 year old Carla Abrera is her name, by the way. Oh my gosh. And you said you could fix her. She also doesn't have a kid anymore, too. So there's that. Like, she's got a lot going for her. Yeah. She's definitely moved up in life.

if she wasn't going to prison. Oh. Ibera called an Uber and then left. The bus, it doesn't say much about the busing situation at San Antonio if an Uber gets there faster. Yeah. At some point later, Ibera returned to the home where she was arrested. She is charged with abandoning and endangering a child with intent to return. It's upsetting to know that with even all the resources we have out there, someone would just do this, the police said.

So if you want to get rid of your kid, just go to the fire. station. It's not that hard. Dude, it's literally legal to do that in Texas, or at least in San Antonio. Like, you're allowed to, if your baby is within 60 days old, you're allowed to hand it off at a fire station, as long as you give it to an employee, and there's no charges for that. Don't give it to the Dalmatian, give it to an actual person. No charges for that. Up here in New York, where we live, if you go to any police station, there is a door on the side or that you could open up and put a baby in in cold leather. Like blockbuster video? Yes. We see your return it. That's how easy it is.

Is that true? Yes. You should have thought of that. You wouldn't parents sort of had to write that check. I hate you so much. Did you see what these things are called in Texas? Oh, um, what was the name of it? The Moses law. Yeah, but do you see what the actual safe baby boxes? Safe baby boxes. Yeah. SBBs. He's so don't click on that link when he saw Safe Baby Boxes. That's horrific. These babies don't bear back. How the fuck?

Is there a thing called Safe Baby Boxes? Oh, Texas. Gross. Never change. So here's a fun thing that happened at a school, Carl. Okay. Memphis, Tennessee. This gentleman's name is, I want to make sure I have it right.

Braxton Stewart, he got into an argument with a delivery guy. Okay. Delivery driver was late to the American Way Middle School in Memphis, Tennessee. And he got into an argument with Braxton Stewart, who apparently is a very conscientious employee. And the argument turned physical when Stewart allegedly then stabbed the delivery driver, whose name has not been released six times using a pen. Okay. Like in Casino.

Sure. According to the police report obtained by WKRC, the victim sustained four puncture wounds to the back, one between his eyes and one to the neck. that's the luckiest stab wound ever between the eyes. How do you even pull that off? Yeah, I mean, you, I'd much rather have it between my eyes than in my eye. Yeah. That's amazing.

Good for him. He was trying to draw a dick on his forehead and the guy just kept squirming. That's probably what happened. Right. And he's like, hold still. You know, the problem with this, the reason why this happened, I don't know if you get this. I order stuff off Amazon from time to time. Yeah.

And it always over promises delivery. Like, it's going to come tomorrow. I'm like, okay, that's cool. And it never does. It's insane. They'll send you an email saying, hey, delivery tomorrow. And you go, wow, what great service. And now all they do is set you up for disappointment.

Right. Just tell me when you're going to fucking deliver it, asshole. I don't need it tomorrow. It'd be cool if I got it tomorrow, but I don't expect it tomorrow. I'm ordering a thing off the internet. It can come in a couple days. Dude, I grew up in the 90s. Right.

Three to six weeks. Six to eight weeks was like the normal thing, you know? and you're sending the UPC code It was the whole thing So now they like overpromise And then the delivery drivers are on the hook Because they show up a day later I'm sorry the box wasn't in my truck yesterday sir

There's no way I could have gotten to you sooner But I get it man If I had a pet in my hand and I really wanted that thing I'd be upset You know what dude I lost my shit this weekend I was out of town I had a package It was supposed to be delivered on Friday It was out for delivery

Just never came Out for delivery That's a bad sign holiday doesn't show up. That's a bad time. Saturday says it's back at the post office and they're processing that. Isn't that the best? I'll find out if I get it today, maybe.

We'll see. What's that, you know, since we're talking about neighbors, what's that neighbors? The neighbors app. Social media site. Neighbor's app.

Dude, I get, I get so many emails from them. And I swear half of them are, oh, my package got delivered to the wrong fucking address. Or I got my neighbor's fucking thing. It's like,

yeah, just fucking deal with it, man. you don't have to go on social media complain. The other day I got my neighbor's mail. You know what I did? I walked over to their house and knocked out the door and said, hey, I got your mail. Just want to bring it over to you. Same thing happened to me.

I made my wife do it. But same thing happened to me. I sent Jen next door to give them their package. And then our shit's on their fucking front porch. Holy shit. Are they doing this at purpose now? Are they fucking with us? The mailman, I believe, is probably just really stoned.

It was FedEx. Oh. I imagine the FedEx. drivers just really stoned. I would be. I imagine the Amazon driver is just really stoned. I don't even smoke weed, but I imagine your Grubhub driver is just really stoned. Oh, dude. If I were Uber driver. If I worked for Grubhub or FedEx, I'd be very stoned. You don't say. I don't. All right. I did. Last week, Carl, I wish I knew who our next creep

was in the scum parade, because boy, would I have won and beaten Jerry. This is Adrian at Chavara. Now, he's 48 years old, and he has been sentenced to. to life in prison and connection with the death of a woman who offered him a place to stay after his release from prison. Okay. How did she know this gentleman? Oh, uh, from online dating from prison. Okay.

So this guy was on online dating sites, a thing that Jerry Banfield can't pull off. Yep. He's a prisoner and immediately gets a date. Correct. A date that she's like, comes crash with me. Like, not even a date. Like, uh, hey, this is, this is, we're, uh, obviously connected. Yeah, the 61-year-old victim Bami Carmine suffered through severe injuries, and she'd also been essayed.

Investigators identified Adrian S-Chevara as the suspect in her desk. The two had met on an online dating app when he was incarcerated. According to Carmine's son, Brian, Carmine had offered him a place to stay following his release from prison. The son told the media outlet that his mother had always saw the good and others and wanted help at Chavara. sounds like she just wanted some dick. She's been widowed for two years when she met him. Vinnie, I've never wanted the victim blame more than I do right now. It's hard to.

Can I please victim blame on this one? This fucking retard. Baby you're dead. I'm a blame it all on you. You got rape and you should have been more careful. I'm sorry, but when, you know what, there's more guys than girls as far. as what I've heard about on these dating apps. So the women have the pick of the litter.

And you're like, hey, look at this violent criminal. I can fix them. And then they get out of prison and immediately murder you. You're dumb. That's idea. Can I get in on this? Please. Victim.

Blame me. No one's sad that someone murdered me. Yeah, you know that I deserved it and that's all right. I probably was a huge cut my whole life victim. Blame me. Won't you come and put the blame on me? You could go on a date with the fucking guy if you want. If you want to meet the guy so much,

why are you offering him a place to live? Why are you literally moving him into the house directly from prison? He's not going to murder you in the Applebee's. Meet him at the bar. Maybe at Applebee's. Maybe it at Applebee's. I might commit murder in Applebyes. Which one's a step up and a step down?

I'm not even sure. Oh, my God. So he's been indicted on charge as murder, aggravated, essay. Do you want to get Applebee's after this? Endless apps. Oh, wait, that's TGI Fridays. We don't have those anymore.

Is that completely out of business or just here? We'll drive to one. We'll find one. Okay. There's one in Gary. I do you're going to say that. We got on our way to go. I do you're going to say that.

Eiffel Tower, D. Oh, I was. the creep. I was the creep. You were just waiting for it to be gone. Just kidding. I call back position. I know you do. I know you do. Hey, look at it's Bigfoot. Hey, look. It's a German guy who had to have his face covered. This is father of five Holger-a-a-a-a. I have not released his name. He's 38 years old, and he allegedly impregnated his own child. Doctors alerted police when the minor gave birth

in a hospital in Germany. Investigators by the youth, investigation by the youth welfare office and police reveal that Holger was the newborn's father. When he was confronted by the cop, the man from Wittenberg near Hamburg confessed to his sickening crimes. He gave a twisted excuse

and depraved actions and he said, quote, listen, I'm not a pedophile. No. It was just a difficult time for me when my crime occurred. We're a family of seven living together. in cramped conditions in 64 square meters. It was out. She bent over.

It wasn't my fault. Wait. He didn't say that. This guy has seven children and they live in a 64 square meter apartment? Yes. Isn't he a politician? That's what they said. He said he also wanted to train as an IT specialist, but that didn't work out.

So that also explains what happened. So he, he banged his 12-year-old daughter and got her pregnant. But he's also... A poor politician? How does that possible? Germany, brother. Yeah, I've been to Germany. The politicians are quite wealthy.

Not this guy. They should be. I don't know why they... They tax the fuck out of the people in Germany. If you live in Germany, you're getting taxed way too much so the pedophiles can have sex with their 12-year-old daughter, you idiots. And by the way, before I press, you know, I was telling you too judgmental, what are his political meanings? Oh, I'm libertarian. No, they're not.

He's a socialist. He can go fuck himself. So, if he was a return, I'd be like, well, here's the part that really made me upset. Like, the child is being put up for adoption. Thank God for that, right? Oh, who'd want to adopt an incest baby? That's horrible.

Do they tell them? Is there like a Carfax report for an incest baby? Well, they probably know because the thing has a toe in the middle of its forehead. Right. They probably have a pretty good idea. It's horrible. But the wife, right? The mother of this kid says, this is a terrible situation.

But he remains the father of my other children and will come back to us after his release from prison. Jesus Christ. Wow. Stand by your man. I like that. You know what the funny part is he's not even the worst politician in his district. It's way worse politicians. So he's not an elected politician.

I need to make sure he wanted to. He campaigned for a. Focus on the family values. Okay. Organization. Germany's center left socialist democratic party. He used the slogan in my free time. I'm there for my family.

I want attractive housing options, especially for young and large families. Attractive housing. It would be attractive girls in the housing. The court of since found him guilty of abuse within his own family. He was sentenced to four years and three months in prison. That's all he got. It's not easy to get a 12-year-old pregnant. Do you know they did?

Way worse to people. Germany for way less. I don't think that's true. I read it somewhere. Yeah, I know. There's a lot of, it's a hearsay. I'm pretty sure I saw it on this sign. It was in front of a giant pile of shoes.

A lot of hearsay going on. A lot of exaggeration. Well, then where do they get those shoes from? The Nike factory? It was weird that there was a pair of dunks on there. There was a pair, I saw a pair of Jordan threes towards the bottom. I was going to say, indeed, is our manufacturing in Germany, but there's no way that's true. Teachers are definitely not manufactured in Germany.

Never mind. Vinnie, wow, what a show, huh? Yeah, good times. What a great time. We do really good work. We want to thank people who are celebrating Superchat Tuesday with us. Certainly do. You can do that over on supertip.g.g.

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Screw. Truly appreciate it. If you got a membership, the good news is. You get to see a bonus episode every Friday. Wait, why aren't you going to Unplayed on there? I am. You're not. Okay, so Carl.

So you're about to look stupid because you decided to pick this fight. I'm not picking a fight. Well, you do this in the middle of everything. Those are different types. So the text, voice, and image ones that people are paying for to go through super tips are. These unplayed are the ones that are actually messages. through this. They're not, I'm literally clicking on it.

They're all the same. If you want to. No, there's image chips and all sorts of shit. I don't know why you keep on clicking that. Okay. Do you want to come over here and look at it? And you come over here and tell me what I'm doing wrong? Because there's nothing new here.

So all of these are comments. You keep on clicking it immediately. So do you see this? Okay. Do you see what you're doing? I'd click it. So leave it there. Click it and leave it there.

Okay. You're not clicking it. It's unc clicked. Fuck face. Fuck face. Fuck face. Fuck face. Come here.

All right. All right. No, no, no, no, no, no, fuckface. I see it. I'd fuckface walk in here and come come show me. Oh, you're mad at me. No, yeah, because, yeah, come on. You're very mad at me. Come show me. I was not. No, come show me what I did. I didn't ask me like this. Show me. Come over here and show me what fuckface did wrong. DJ Electrify with five bucks. Hey, Vinny. Did Louis J. Gomez and way to Jamaica do? Hope the shows go well. Did you see the DJ Electrify give us five bucks on the super chat? Minnie, I feel like this anger is based on something other than what I just said to you.

Well, dude, you do it all the time. You fucking. constantly never believe I know what I'm fucking doing and I'm way better at this shit that you most of the time. It gets to be a little fucking annoying, bro. I think things just got real. You just called me fuckface for no reason. And you're sitting here arguing with me that I don't know what I'm doing. I'm literally sitting here clicking it.

If I was in your situation, I would sit there and go, oh, maybe I would give you the benefit of the doubt as my co-host. I wouldn't sit here and argue and tell him I'm doing something wrong and you do it to me all the time. All the time. I sit in your show. I go to your part. I go over to your place and the audio's fucked up at the beginning.

The things don't work. Do I sit there and fucking pick you apart and give you shit in the middle of your show? Ever. Feel better? No. But do I do that to you? Why do you do it to me? My apologies.

I thought I saw that we had image tips that we had not looked at. Okay. They're very old. They don't go away. Got it. Got it, buddy. Do you see here where it says, do we? We have new ones.

Right there. Do you see that? I see that. Guys, you're making me look bad by not giving us supertip. g.g. g. Griep. Everybody, thanks for coming.

It's been a blast. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Put up DJ Electrofry. What's going to happen now? Hey, Vinny. Did Louis J. Gomez invite you to Jamaica, too? Hope the shows go well. Thank you, DJ.

Electrofor. I appreciate that. Tuky's unpaid staff. We're just a part of a meeting. Thanks for the two bucks. Carmithks. Fight, fight, fight. I'm going to be fine.

I just get really annoyed by that because it's just you never fucking trust me with shit. I apologize. And I fucking run this shit all the time. Yeah. I deal with it. There's not as many fuckups as you like to pretend that there are. And you constantly tell me I'm incompetent. And it's really bullshit.

Okay. Thanks, everybody for coming. It's been a blast. See you Friday. Oh, no.