The Creep Off - Episode 333: Copyright Strike Transplant

Episode Date: October 7, 2026

Karl & Vinnie are back in the studio for an episode that’s anything but normal. Things get a little real and the boys clear the air, and the “will they or won’t they?” energy returns. For the first time ever, they both bring the same creep: Tom Myers. Tom has hit The Creep Off’s YouTube channel with a copyright strike over a video from more than two years ago, and now he’s sent a proposal. Karl & Vinnie respond. There’s no Cop Cam or Scum Parade; this one is more of a YouTube stream than a traditional episode. Fair warning, we will be back to normal next week. 

Oh boy, Carl, another creep off. Yeah, this is a very popular show right now. Uh, let's not get crazy. You're listening to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids that get out to fuck off this damn page. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids.

Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo. Cuckoo!

Attention parents. I'm just fucking everything up today. Good stuff, everybody. Here's the intro. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of yours. favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host.

My name is Vinny. And joining me today in studio, it's fucking Carl. What is happening with you, Paulino? Good to see you, my friend. We've been away too long. I think it's a good amount of time. Okay, fair enough. How was your weekend featuring for Lewis J. Gomez?

I haven't heard anything about it. How'd it go? Well, fun story for you. I really like Lewis. I think he's a great dude. Very, very nice guy. Yeah. I had an interesting conversation with him.

about you. Oh. Yeah. He doesn't do dabble versus shit. He wanted me to tell you because your small potatoes was his words. I believe that. But I did ask him. I did straight up ask him.

I said, hey, listen, this little fuckface Tom Myers struck my YouTube channel this week. Is it all right if I box him at Skank Fest? Yeah. Let's go. He said, I think you hate him too much. Oh, interesting. He said, I think you hate him too much. Also, that would not be a fair fight.

Tom Myers is a child, as we're going to learn on today's episode. He has the mentality of a child. He's the fact that he thinks he has a girlfriend's pretend to have a girlfriend, very Zumaki. Oh, people don't even know that yet. I know. I'm sorry. I'm getting out of myself. So here's the deal.

I realized about three minutes before we came in here. I forgot to send the link to Danny, Mayacope Danny. Oh, shit. Sorry, Danny. You get the point, Carl. You won the last one. I'm just going to fucking give it to you. Oh, this is very, well, I won't even hit the drop.

Please. Please, you earned it. no thanks guys thanks for voting for me patreon.com slash the creepoff the way this show works Vinny and I both bring a creep each week and we present who we think is the biggest creep in a certain category you listen to the presentations and then you head over to patreon.com

slash the creep off and you vote in the poll it's free to do some of who you thought brought the biggest creep the winner gets a point and once one of us gets to five points we win the round the losers to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences I believe you and I have to spin a tandem wheel of consequences because we've lost five

to whatever against guest hosts. You and I owe the listeners a consequence. We're still compiling the ideas, folks. Thanks a lot, Jerry Banfield. Fucking asshole. Make sure you send those to creep off consequence ideas at gmail.com. We are compiling them for the wheel.

A couple interesting ones that have come in are couples therapy. And my personal favorite, my personal favorite. And if we land on it, I'm fine with it. I'm going to guess you probably are going to go for it. Okay. What do you say? Sword fighting. No, no.

Boxing match at Hackamania. Vinny versus Carl. That was one. I'm not getting into a boxing match. Why? For fun? For fun? Yeah.

You want to punch each other in the face for fun? For funsies? A little. I'll do a tickle fight. How about that? No, it's gay. Yeah, no shit. We're gay enough on the show.

I don't need that. Have you really gotten to the fucking I want to box you mode? Oh, God. No, Tom Myers, I want a box. But I just remembered that somebody sent that in as a suggestion. I thought you went full, Aaron Holt, stuttering John on me. I'm like, all right, he's challenging me to a boxing match now? No, I'm not.

really challenging you go boxing match. I just wanted to see you go, no, I'm not doing that because I'm not doing that. It got me a little hard to watch you chicken out like this. Fucking with you. I know that. By the way, I don't want to hit my friend, Vinny. I'm not your friend. You've made it very clear.

You've made it very, very clear. All right. You've made it perfectly clear. So the gloves are off then? No, we'd wear gloves, masks, whatever you want. Whatever makes it easier. Whatever will get you to say yes, we'll do. Okay.

I'm fine for. Fine. Burgit. There's what over there? I'll give you one right now if you want it. Okay. Come on and swinging. How do you feel it today, Benny?

You seem like you're... I'm really upset about a lot of things. I'm upset with Tom and I feel like I've kind of been painted into a corner by you. Okay. Here's why. Last week was a legitimate low point for me. Legitimate low point. There's no other way to say it.

I'm fucking embarrassed by myself. Oh, you shouldn't beat yourself up over it. I'm embarrassed by myself. And the thing that embarrassed me is. about it the most were two things number one i watched it back i was legitimately thought you called me fuckface i know and i fucking escalated shit because i heard something thought i heard something that was not said that's embarrassing to me but what really uh fucking gets me down on myself bud and i and i don't know how else to say this when i watched it i didn't see myself

I saw people from my childhood. I saw fucking shit like coming out of me. I'm not good with. That's reality. Yeah. I can tell. I'm starting to hear that, buddy. Well, I expressed that to you.

You did. I told you that. And here's the worst part about all of it, guys. Like, fourth wall down. We're going to get to Tom Myers. Trust me. But when that ended, right, that was at the very end of the show. I took a deep breath and I just.

realize holy shit you fucking lost your shit fucking again in your life and it makes me fucking miserable like i fucking hate that about me hate it and i the first thing i did is i walked in and i said carl i owe you an apology bro i uh i handle my frustration really poorly do you recall what you said to me after that i said um i was in the wrong and no worries right and i still felt bad and i was like dude i appreciate that we're cool so what makes made it even worse, bro, was after you left, we shook hands. We did. We shook hands.

Everything was cool after we left. Well, I texted you later because I went back and watched it. And that's when I realized you didn't call me fuckface. I didn't realize until after you left. And man, I fucking spiraled on myself, bro. Spirled on myself. You shouldn't have. No, I did.

I should have called you fuck face. It would have. Absolutely. I actually, had you done it? I don't think we'd be anywhere. You know what? It's funny because I was on with, Pat and Bob, not to interrupt, but they're like, why don't you say you didn't call him fuckface?

I'm like, I didn't remember if I did or not. I didn't know. That's, she said I called a fuckface. I assumed I did. I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I literally thought I heard it. And I even said, you called me fuckface for no reason. Like, I thought I was under this impression. And that's crazy, right? Yeah. I don't speak well. So, I mean, I gerbil things all the time. It's very possible. It sounded like fuckface. So we left there. And I was just really low on myself. And a lot of people reached out to me and I said no man carl was really cool car was great car was awesome like he he got it we shook hands everything was fine I wouldn't do a thing to fucking bury you after that I wouldn't I mean I even though you know we both you said hey it was my fault or whatever there's a lot of

shit going on and when you guys went on wATP and you played the bob and uh pat thing I was laughing because those fucking guys had my ass that was funny they were funny yeah and uh the shit that I was watching like I said they're fucking dead on I was staring at someone in my family on the fucking screen. Yeah. And that really fucking, whoof, oof,

I get fucking upset about it. So those are the lumps you have to take when you fuck up, right? Sure. Right. I earned them. I'll take them. I don't have any problems with people making jokes. I have one issue,

Carl, and we need to discuss it because it's a big one. Okay. It's a big one. And I think we could get past it, but we need to discuss it because I think it was really fucking unfair of you to do. Okay.

And I'm going to play you a clip from WATP. and I would like you to explain this to me, please. Being sandbagged here. So it's funny that he says, he probably should have waited until after to do this. That was the week before on the creep off. But immediately after the show I did,

there was a screaming match, well, one-sided yelling match. Brian Johnson on Super Tip. Is that true? Okay. I don't know if you were yelling. You came over and said,

listen, if you don't want to fucking be here, you don't have to fucking be here. I said it from right here. No, you came over here. No, I did after I said it the first time. I started here. Yeah. Because I was trying to be deliberate.

There's confusion about our setup. So it is one room. It is connected. There's a door that doesn't have a doorway that doesn't have a door. So when Vinny was saying, come over here. We aren't looking at each other. We're only looking at each other on the screen. Right.

Correct. He's right around the corner. I can walk over there and put my hand in. It's no problem. So I don't understand why the fuck you would say that. I feel like that's a lie. I don't feel like I yelled at you. I don't know why you would say that.

I feel like you're painting your. yourself as a victim for something that I didn't really do. Like, I yelled at you on the show. I admitted it. I owned it. And I still do. I did not yell at you that week. I expressed frustration about shit that you did.

And for you to go and paint it like I fucking lost my mind and was screaming at you is really unfair and fucking not cool to do. Okay. So I guess my recollection of it and I did soften it immediately. I was like, we were in a screaming match. I'm like, okay, there was some yelling, you know, whatever. So I apologize. if I painted a picture of you that is untrue.

The takeaway was that I made jokes at the beginning of the episode when Jerry was there. I punch a clock and I can't wait to get out of here. And it's just my typical like, whatever. You know, we're making jokes. It's a comedy show. People don't realize that, but it is a comedy show. And so you took that literally and you were like kind of asking me very bluntly and forcefully. If you want to leave, you can leave.

You don't have to be here. And I promise you, but I love doing the show. I think you know that. I put a lot of work into the show. I actually don't know that. You do put work in the show. I don't know if you like it. I don't know if you like it.

And here's why. Because after that conversation, right, I said to you, I said, Carl, if you don't like doing the show, dude, nobody's holding here. You don't have to do it. Right. And this is after a series of slights on air and off air. You've said a lot of fucked up shit to me out of pocket off air. Okay. And you know that.

And we've talked about it. Really level five disrespectful shit. Okay. I mean, it goes both ways. But okay. I don't know if I've ever Well Fuck you know I have this rule Carl

When somebody actually apologizes to me Means that I don't like to throw things back in their face It's a good rule It's a good rule But you're right I own that I have been disrespectful And I understand that it was escalating and building Every time I've said anything about like

Not wanting to be here or punching a clock These are jokes I put in hours and hours of work into the show We do it two We do two shows every single week If you're on our Patreon or YouTube channel Fridays we do a fun show We have the competitions on Mondays, and it's all a labor of love.

Sure. I love it. I love doing the show. And I want to love doing the show with you. But after I watch that, dude, like, I never want to have a conversation with you off air again. Like, I literally saw that and I thought to myself, holy fuck, I can't even trust this guy to fucking represent something after we made up. Gotcha. Okay.

Maybe I was probably speaking out of school. And, you know, just as, okay, just as you said, you were seeing yourself and you're like, that's not me. I don't want to be that person. I have a serious problem where I'm on broadcasting way too often in my life. And things get blurred very easily these days. There was a time when I would once a week on a podcast, make jokes about shitty podcasts and then be done with it. And now it's like everything that we're talking about, sometimes it's in front of a camera, sometimes it's not. And you forget, you forget yourself.

But you know, Carl, the thing is this, man, and I'm not trying to fucking go with you hard. Yeah. Because, you know, I do have respect for you. after that shit man I feel like after we shook hands you really didn't treat me with a lot of respect on air you really didn't you could have given me just a little bit

just like just a hey listen man at least Vinny owned it at least he fucking did that all you did was fucking kick my teeth and then you add it on top of it a fucking lie like that okay so fair my apologies

I don't want an apology I don't need it I'm just telling you what you did and it affects people I totally get that Are we trying to recreate a fucking moment? Guys, it's going to be another slow newsweek at the downwards? It's fine if it is because, honestly, God, Carl, finally people are paying attention to the show. It's great. I know.

That's funny. No, honestly, though, Vinny, I understand why you're portraying it the way that you did. But I have said, and I did say during that segment that we made up and that I was in the wrong and it was my fault. And I deserve to be, I don't know what the right word is for. I don't want to be, I don't want to say yelled at, but I deserve to be reprimanded in that moment because I was micromanaging you and being a douche about it and I was in the wrong. Okay. Well, I appreciate it, man. But again, I'm going to, like I said, I'm good to drop it.

You've just really made me uncomfortable with you at this point. Like, that really made me uncomfortable to a level. I've never been with you before. And it's, you know, not for nothing, dude. I've always fucking taken a joke. Like, I take jokes from you all the time. You take the cheapest shots of me anytime you can when I'm there, whether I'm not there, and I never fucking give you shit about it.

I just feel like sometimes you are expressing how you really feel and pretending that they're jokes. You're speaking in absolutes? Sure. Would you like examples? Well, hold on. I'm just going to call you on that. Okay. You always take it.

I'm always taking shots. I know. I give it out. I absolutely give it out. I absolutely give it out. That's the only point I want to make. A hundred percent. This isn't just a one-sided carl's always a dick to me.

We certainly have our issues back and forth. And I will accept when I've gone, when I've crossed the line, like obviously I did on WTP on Wednesday. All right. Well, I appreciate that man. Thank you. We're good. We're good. All right.

All right, everybody. Let's talk about the real little bitch that needs to be spoken about this little piece of fucking shit Tom Myers, Carl. Let's do that. I love your guys back and forth this past week. Shall we start at the beginning? mean with it? Yes. Okay. Here we go. People in chat are like they're not good. It didn't seem like it was resolved, does it? Listen, honest to God, if somebody apologizes and they genuinely apologize, I get it, but I felt blindsided by that shit and I did not want to have a conversation

about it off the air because I just saw how an off the air conversation was painted. And by the way, you're in the right to do that. And we should have these conversations on the air so that we're both accountable for what we say and what we do. And I listen, I'm going to say something really gay. Please. You're ready for it? Okay, fine. I'll take it out.

This show is 100% Vinny's idea. He came to me six years ago and presented this and pitched it. And at the time, I wasn't looking for more podcasts to do. I had a full-time job. And I said, that's a great idea. I'd love to work with Vinny. So we worked it out. Or what worked out?

We figured it out. We figured out the format. And we've been doing it for what, six years now. and I really enjoy doing the show and it lives and dies with you, buddy. Well, I got a rope and a noose in the other room. I know. We'll be done by the end of the show.

That's why I want to end feeling like, at least I said something nice to him on his final day. Because I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I was a dick. You know, I took an extra day off today. And the main reason being is because of the fact that I've been doing these golf heckler events. Yes. And a lot of, I think, what happened that day

is literally just exhausted Vinnie. I spent, you know, I did eight hours one way on Sunday, eight hours back on Monday and did a whole fucking tournament just to be back in time to get to work and do the show. Yeah. I was fucking tired that day. Yeah. I'm not giving myself any grace. I'm embarrassed by it and I feel shitty about it. So I'll just say that.

No, you said that. We're done. We're good. We're good. All right. Tom Myers decides he wants to take his shots. He posts the link to the episode, everybody. And he goes, so did at Vinnie Paulino win?

Wait, what did we say about Tom in this episode? Anything? No. So it's just out of nowhere. Correct. Tom saw it because Tom, I guess he's trying to stir the shit with people. Like he's looking actively looking, like he was doing with Aaron's where he was dropping in the chat to say shit. Yeah, I remember when he was super chatting Aaron and then taking a victory lap when I was just like, okay, Tom, whatever.

So it's like, I look at this and I'm going, what the fuck? And then I go to reply. and if you can see down here at the bottom, only some accounts can reply. Yep. Yeah, Tom is a bitch. He tagged me in it. That's my fucking name.

Yeah, that sure is. I should be able to respond to that. You sure should. But I couldn't because Tom's a bitch. Yeah, he's hurling insults over the fence and then running inside. So I responded in such. I said, so you know how I always say at Tom Myers has never made me laugh? I have to walk that back.

This bit where he tags me, but I can't. reply actually makes me chuckle. Nice job, fuckface. Oh, those are fighting words right there. Are they? Fuck face? Ugh. That's true.

Is he going to ask me quick? Okay. Now, here's the thing. You can't reply to anything he says. You have to fucking screenshot it. Right. Yeah, you can't even retweet it. Like comment retweet it.

Right. So he wrote, this, he took a screenshot of it. He goes, this is a reply shit for brains, but here's the thing. Tom can reply to my comments. Yeah, right. You're not bad. Tom. Tom can reply to my shit. Hey, Tom.

People who are pussies don't block people from replying to them. I swear to got, all these fucking idiots have the same shit. Aaron Inamol does this and Suttering John does this where they're just like, listen, I want to dish it out, but I can't take it. And they fucking show the whole world that that's the case at social media by blocking people. Pussy? So I responded at Tom Myers. I honestly had no idea you had this level of humor in you. Because, again, I can't reply.

And I can't reply. And he's going, this is a reply. He's a clown. He's a clown. He's a clown. My phone is blowing up from people. This is nuts. Uh-oh.

What are they saying? The audio sucks? No, it's Spectrum calling me because they're at my house. Okay. They're working on a line. Tom Myers honestly had no idea you had this level of humor in you. So the next. morning like a couple people made some comments and i i said some stuff and i'm fine with it but the next

morning i wake up to this email hi creep off channel oh due to a copyright removal request that we received your video will be taken down from youtube in seven days veney's consequence stream now carl you remember this stream from two years ago yes september of 2024 you had to sit right here where i am sitting and listen to uh all of tom's comedy specials yeah now i believe during that might have called in, but I know you had guest Cardiff maybe or something. And you were kind of just playing it in the background and just talking to the chat and hanging out. Yeah. And blind mic was on.

Blind Mike. That's right. Tom's friend. You were on for a while. And the way I framed it actually, God damn it, I closed the window with it, is I said, Hey, everybody. This is a video to learn all about what not to do when you perform stand-up comedy. We're going to learn what not to do during stand-up comedy while watching the worst to do it.

Hey, Tom, do you not know that you're a terrible stand-up? Has no one told you this yet? Jesus Christ. Grow a pair. You know, dude, it's wild because he does all these shows and he thinks that he's like some kind of celebrity from it. Yeah. He does. What we have with Tom is a guy who has a grand sense of self-importance.

No shit. Yeah. And, okay, here's the thing that's wild about Tom Myers, in my opinion. I learned about him through Comtown like everyone else. And, you know, Stavi was. a big fan going back to the Baltimore days. And so they're playing his live show and goofing on it on Comtown.

And we're like, wow, this guy has no business doing stand-up, but he doesn't really, he's delusional. It's one of these guys who puts it out there. And if you put yourself out there, it's going to get criticized. Yep. That's just how it is. You know, it's life. You can find a ton. By the way, you know who's made fun of me? Comtown. The exact same

people who made fun of Tom also made fun of me. That's how Blind Mike found me. You really didn't play it right because time got way more fame than you did off of it. I'm just going to go and point that out. Most people don't even know that Nick Muller made fun of me for an hour. But that's not the point. So, you know, Tom got some notoriety through this, but didn't learn anything. And that's the issue that we have with Tom Myers, that he always thinks that he's a celebrity.

And then there's fucking people who gas him up in the wrong way. Look at you, Shulie. Look at you, Kevin Brennan. They have him on a fucking panel like he's a fucking guy. He's not a guy. Christian Blatt. Christian Blatt. Attention.

Christian Blat. Yeah, him and Eric Zane fucking platforming this retard. He's not a guy. Like, that part I don't get. You know, someone in the chat said he's too autistic to learn and change. Maybe. Yeah, but we can make fun of people with autism, right? I mean, I think everyone has autism now.

Yeah, absolutely. I know I do. Fuck. So I see this. Perfect. Words of, basically content used words of mass destruction, pitchforks, torches, and other random thoughts. Make America and Native Grace.

again, content found an entire video. Now, we stopped, we started, we talked over it. I did not just play Tom Myers fucking stand-up. That was not the consequence. The consequence was I had to listen to it and people watched me react to it. The point is this. It's been up there for two years. You guys have a back and forth on Twitter.

Lo and behold, there's a copyright strike. The next morning. Wow. Does that seem like a guy who's trying to protect his copyright? It seems like somebody who got a little sad. Yeah, it seems like he's trying to use the, DMCA for punitive reasons. Well, I responded.

Good. I said, Tom Myers, help me out here so I could formulate a proper appeal. The timing of this strike indicates a severe case of but hurt stemming from our recent Twitter interactions. And is that what this is? Or is it that legitimate warranted criticism of your work has left you feeling a little thin skinned? Would you like me to come on your stream and we could talk it out? People might watch it for a change. See, everything about that is the right move.

When you texted this to me and I said, well played, you got it. When people do shit like this, the way to confront it is, let's have it out. You and me, let's talk about this. Let's get on a show. I'll go on your channel. You can come on my channel. However we can get viewers, let's get on there and let's talk through this. And anyone that's set of balls who thinks they're in the right accepts that offer.

I don't think he thinks he's in the right because he really did some fucking ducking, Carl. He did. Where do we start with that? He wrote, he said here, I'm giving you seven days. This is me getting along. Which I thought was pretty shitty. He doesn't know how to formulate a fucking joke. This guy sucks so bad.

I mean, all right, there's a thing. Ignorance is bliss, right? We all know that. And Tom is one of the dumbest people. Listen to his political show to find how fucking retarded he is. Just repeating talking points. Hitler, Trump, blah, blah. He's a moron.

But is he happy? I don't think he is. I think he's tormented. You've met my friend Tommy Becktold, right? Yeah. So Tommy and I are partners for golf aquasers. We travel together and we were in the car and he was listening to me fucking rant about this, the poor fucking guy.

I feel bad. And he goes, who is this guy? I don't know who he is. And we, you owe the Tom Myers? You've never heard of the House of Cards? You've never seen House of Cards? You don't know who Tom Myers is? Well, we had five and a half hours to kill Carl.

So I put Tom Myers on for him. I played his podcast for him. Dude. You know those reaction videos? Where it's like black guys listening to Metallica or something? They're like, these two home boys,

check out Metallica. Like the thumbnail's always like, whoa, you know, that's so fun introducing someone to Tom Meyer's stand of comedy for the first time and watching their reaction.

Tommy's reaction to just his monologue, the second you heard the first person go, huh, ha, after a joke, he's like, what the fuck is this? And he listened for a minute

and he goes, Vinny, every fucking reaction to this guy's jokes sounds like the ricochet of an old-timey Western bullet off of a fucking cast-oired skillet. That's a good analogy. It's unbelievable. You suck, Tom. On so many levels, what you do is terrible.

But don't stop doing it. Keep it up. Yeah. I would go see you perform tomorrow if you were in my town or the next town over. It was a fun road trip. Tomorrow's actually not good for me. But you know what I mean. So he told me,

They said to him, you know, find me. I told him he could email me the link and I'll be there. And he wrote, uh, I said, Tom Myers, tell me out here, blah, blah, blah. He says, DM me. P.S, I can see the quote trick. There's no need to tag me is what he said. And I responded to that. Oh, jean.

DM you. I can't even reply to a tweet. We can't DM you, Tom. You have us blocked. I am traveling the next two days. Pick any day or time Tuesday on. I will be there. You can email a link to the creep off channel.

P.S. Do not make it a members only stream. This is a public conversation. Perfect. Balls in your court, idiot. You're the one who struck our channel. This is our fucking channel, our livelihood. You struck us.

Fucking face it. Let's go. Yeah. So he goes, he sends this the next day after a bunch of people going, aren't you going to respond to any? Aren't you going to respond to any? He goes, no links. Just reach out.

I said, send a link and I'll be there. No links just reach out. What does that mean? Hold on. What does that mean? No, no links just reach out. Yeah. It means I'm not giving you a link. You could reach out to me and we could deal with it behind the scenes. Right. Which isn't going to happen. No, it's a waste of your time. I said, Tom Myers, absolutely not. You could talk to me face to face in public or not at all. I will not negotiate with butt hurt terrorists. Well played.

So yesterday, everybody. You need to tag me. Yes, we do need to tag you to people see the conversation, you idiot. That's how social media works. and we can't DM you and we can't reply to your fucking tweets so this is what we have to do Yeah at one point He posted a thing that said

He couldn't message me because I have Twitter premium And at Twitter premium Basically Elon's going for a money grab Where you have to have premium to be able to message Somebody who doesn't follow you I have premium too I know They always get me So he saw that and then post like

Oh look who's blocking who I'm like you don't know the difference between Elon Musk trying to get more money out of your pocket and somebody who's blocking people like you do? Remember Elon Musk, the guy that you loved because he made electric cars and then he voted for Trump and you thought he was the devil? You fucking moron who can't make a fucking thought in your own head?

He's simple. He's a very simple person. He's a very simple man. Tom, you dofess. Why did you strike my channel, you bitch? Don't strike channels, Tom. It's what evil people do. It's what the...

See, Tom is sucked into the fucking MLC verse, right? Where it's like, Chad Sumach and Kevin Brennan. And they're just like, let's just strike people's channels. And let's get their channels taking down. Gay apps, all right, to steal from Aaron Immel, the great Steeltoe morning show. Gay ops. What are you doing? Fucking face us.

Come on a show with us. Talk shit about us. Let's do this the right way. You know what? Do you want me to email those? Make it entertaining. Taking down channels. And I'm going to give credit to someone that I would never thought I'd give credit to him.

Well, thank you. Oh, so. Not video. Averiza. who I remember saying she was all into striking channels. I almost just docks the bunch of it. I'm actually sending Toddlin link right now

so we can see what a pussy is. I'm just to make sure he has it. I appreciate that. So Ava Riza was all into striking channels. And then, you know, obviously, starting John's striking, these DMCA takedowns of Shulie all the time.

And Ava Riza goes down and goes, you're not just like fucking with that person that you don't like, but you're fucking with all the people who want to be able to watch him. or them. They're looking forward to the programming. So when you take a channel down,

and I'm not for taking down MLC, I'm not for taking down anyone. Chad Zumach, I mean, go through the list. You never strike a channel. Because that is just a shitty thing. Like if the Krip-off channel gets taken away,

there's at least a half a dozen people. Four or five at least, who'll be very mad. On Monday at 1 p.m. Eastern time every Monday, Super Chat Monday we celebrate over here on the Kripoff. We haven't gotten there yet, but let's jump into it.

We do have a super chance, which I'm not. to tell you how to run them. I think you do a fine job. Thank you, Fred. When we get to them, we get to them because Vinny's in control of this. What a great choice you made there. Let's talk about the letter. Folks, this is just the, first of all, there's so many things that you pointed out just on the phone when we talked about this yesterday that are insane. Let's start it out. Vinny, I am not able to stream, go live or do any podcast shows this week.

week. So my response is have me on. I'll come on your channel anytime anywhere. I'm not able to stream slash go live or do any podcast slash shows this week. Just the case there was something else I came up with. He's trying to make sure he covers all of his bases. He could do none of it. Every minute of every day is taken. It's so busy. And I'll just point this out now, because I think this is the funniest part. One of the things I told you on the phone, anyone who's actually busy does not write a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight paragraph response. I'm sorry, eight paragraphs is, you've already taken up way too much time. We could have had a fucking stream together this time.

I mean, and do you know how long table eight was waiting for their fucking nachos while this asshole's writing this Carl? I'm sorry, I needed another ice water. This fucking guy. He's a fucking food runner and a mecheworth. Mexican restaurant. This guy's a loser. All right, keep going. I can't do it this week because my work schedule is hectic.

And the one day I have off this week, I am spending with my girlfriend as we are celebrating our one year anniversary. Okay. I have so many comments. We're never going to get through this. But, okay. So, many, there's two things you should know about me. One, I'm a married guy.

And even before that, I had girlfriends and stuff. and two, I am a bit of a workaholic, and I used to own and run a company, a multi-million dollar company. And yet I found time to do podcasting and make that my hobby along with playing in multiple bands, all the other things I do. This is such a fucking bullshit cop-out. If you want to do something, you find time for it. Never fucking tell me you're too busy with work and girlfriends, ugh, gay.

Hey, Tom, what are you doing next? week. I'm available then too. Right. This has not changed. My offer fucking stands. Well, I'm sorry, next week is our 12 month and one week anniversary. That's the gayest thing ever. It's my anniversary of my girlfriend. Who gives a fuck, dude? What are you a homo? What do you got to buy her some fucking flowers to take you to her nice dinner? Fine. Do that. But what are you going to spend all day fucking romancing this bitch?

And by the way, this is a made-up girlfriend. Show me the comb. Is there a brush in your house, Tom? Can you show me a brush? I guarantee there's no way you can prove you have a girlfriend. Tom has never gotten laid and he will never get late. He's the Harrison Young of the Dabbleverse, which by the way, Harrison Young is in the Dabbleverse, but you know what I mean? Carl, you could not be more accurate. This whole thing is fucking insane.

Yes. In lieu of doing this on the internet, in lieu of you holding me accountable for being a little bitch, I wanted to send a proposal to you, which I hope you will find amenable. Hey, spoiler everybody I don't find it amenable I find you to be a cunt Here's the backstory Someone who hangs out in the various

Dabell versus YouTube chats Tipped me off to the live stream you did Where you listened to my comedy albums It was a source of mine Who's the dark? I'm gonna too Labyrinth mystic I like how fucking Tom is bragging

About his little birds I have a It was a source of mine Who has never steered me wrong and they inform me that the albums were consumed on your live stream and their entirety. I have since confirmed this. Jesus Christ. This isn't a secret.

It's live on YouTube. It's on YouTube whenever you want to see it. From 2024. We're talking two years, everybody. Spoiler, he has a history of copyright takedown requests and I have all the receipts here. So keep going. The albums to which you're reacting to are played in their entirety on your channel. That gives people no incentive to stream my albums.

Your content gives people no incentive to... Motherfucker. Which consequently takes money out of my pocket. That is the biggest bold-faced lie I've ever heard. Tom, you don't make any money from streaming your fucking stand-up. And by the way, you're going to be like, no, no, I have receipts. Here's $5.82. Right.

And the reason for that is Stavros and who are these podcasts and Blind Mike? No one who actually supports you. Carl, I'm front of this Biden Mike. Yeah, I know. You're fucking simple. You don't get it. You fucking retard. You're the king.

I reached out to Mike, by the way. I reached out to Mike yesterday. And I said, Mike, do you want to help try to broker this? Did you ask him he still likes me? Blind Mike? Yeah. No. Did he say anything about me?

Did he talk about me at all? No, we talked about Louis J. Gomez. Oh. because I sent his regards, Mike's regards. Yeah. But I did say to Mike, I said, do you want to broker this? And he goes, I recently asked Tom if he wanted to come on and watch some of his stand-up with me, and he politely declined.

Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. I'd feel worried about that, too. I would feel weird about having. I don't like watching myself. I hate this. Fucking is what it is, brother. I know.

We're good. This fucking guy is ashamed of what he puts out. I think that's what it is. I think he's ashamed of what he puts out. out. Should be. But what's wild is it's so buried and hard to find. Like, it's online.

That's how I found it. I didn't go buy his fucking albums to listen to him and play them. And I didn't play them with the intent of fucking trying to stop this guy from earning money. I was being punished and I had to listen to it. That's why I played it. The only reason I listened to it was a punishment, Tom. It was not a boy, I'd really like to listen to Tom's albums. Yeah, Tom, I had to watch cuties three times in a row.

And I didn't know that Netflix had a thing where you can make it go faster. Yeah. So, uh... And there was a mandolin on the floor. It was a disaster. I don't want to talk about it. This show fucks me up. Keep going, many.

As a comedian, you should know the difficulties of hustling and making money. I don't have the same problems hustling and making money as a comedian that you do, Tob. I guarantee you that. To my knowledge, you have no albums out for purchase and public consumption. If you did, and it someone was streaming them in their entirety, I would feel just as outraged on your behalf. Pell. Fucking Kevin Brennan streamed my fucking hack, Hacomania said, I didn't say shit.

I don't give a fuck. Dude, Chad Zumach made fun of, I was hosting DabbleCon. I was the host of it. And I did some jokes and I brought comedians up and whatever. And Chad Zubak was like, you should never play a comic stand-up. Played it all.

Someone in the back of the room was sniping it and he played it all. These guys are all fucking phonies and hypocrites. All of them. I mean, that's the one. thing I'll stand by like the one thing I don't want to be is a phony and a fucking hypocrite. You want to say I eat shit and, uh, you know, you want to tell me I'm a shitty podcaster and I and I giggle talk. I'll own it.

I get it. It's fine. You're allowed to do all of that. I put myself out there. You can do all of that. Are we still allowed to call you closet gay? Closet? Never mind.

Um, Carl, let's get to the, uh, proposal. Shall we? Is it indecent? Yes, actually it is And a decent proposal Tom asked to see my tits everybody Just one nip, come on I'll take the strike down, baby

Tom's asexual I would love You know the 40-year-old virgin Re-tops Yeah, it's like a bag of sand I would love to hear him Describe what touching a tit is like You would have no idea

Here's my proposal I understand how hard it can be To grow a channel's following No one knows this more than me Well, not really. You don't know this because you've never grown one. Right. However, I do not want my entire catalogs played on someone else's channel without seeing a revenue stream towards my coffers.

I am not removing the strike and the video will be down by October 10th unless you remove it beforehand, thus avoiding said strike. The most money Tom makes in his life is when the check says, here's what 22% is. Here's what 20% is. Here's what 18% is. That's where Tom makes his fucking money. It has nothing to do with his comedy or his YouTube channel. I've watched his like streams where he tries to like get people to super chat him and gift memberships. It's embarrassing.

Does he fucking embarrassing? Does he think I'm supposed to pay him for making fun of his stuff? Is that what he is he reaching out for money here? What is he? Why would he bring that up? We won't. By the way, let me bring up something. I'm going to give Chad Zubak credit again.

Chad went on. MLC and got bashed for years. He was just the punching bag. Bob and Kevin. Yeah, he was the Vinny of that show. He was the he was the veto just waldi of that show. Just nonstop beating him up, right? And Chad took it for a while, took his lumps, eventually quit, lashed out of Kevin.

You know, he has no history there probably. And now look at what Chad's doing. He's built up an audience. He's getting people to super chat him. He's making some money. Like say what you will about Chad Zumach. I don't think he's entertaining or funny. I think his show is repetitive and boring.

But he's got an audience there because he put up with that for so long. Tom can't do that. Carl, Tom has an opportunity to do that. Like, if he leaned into this, he could maybe do that. Carl, these people are blowing up my phone and they're at my house. I apologize. Can I step out for five seconds?

Of course. Thank you. Please do because I wish I could control the super chat. I'd pull up some super chats. So what I want to do is talk about WTP today. we'll be on 5.30 Eastern Time on my channel. I'm very excited. We have Tony P.

I know Tony P is making the rounds. We've all seen too much of Tony P. But we're going to do something a little bit different. Producer Chris, Adam Bush, and myself. We will be checking out Ron Berman, Ron the waiter, on with the Opie, from Opie Unfiltered. Maybe you heard of the podcast. They were taking some shots at Tony P. yesterday and we're going to be

we're going to be I don't know I fucking hate the world so much cable companies will do that to you they fucked up the line they fucking cut the fucking line they got to replace the whole fucking thing your internet internet's out of my house

good thanks for calling me to let me know they were up on the pole fixing something for somebody else and they cut the fucking wrong thing so they're calling everybody to let them know that the internet is town in my neighborhood. How long is that going to last? I don't know.

And I didn't have time. I just said, okay, I got to go fucking do this. Hold on. I was just finishing my plug. Raper butt, by the way, in the chat. Thank you for sending me some questions for Tony P. What we're going to do with Tony P was some questions, but we're going to be reviewing what Ron Berman and Opie had to say about him on the stream

yesterday morning. And just a quick shout out to Tuki, who called out Shulie for stealing my guy and then immediately stole my thunder. He's like, why is Shulie talking about Opie all of a sudden? Anyway, so here's Opie with Ron Burman talking about Tony P. I'm kidding. Rocco, you're the best, buddy. We love you.

Are you bothered by this that Shilly did this? Well, I'm not, but I will be talking about all of that on WATP today. Because we did the live show in Detroit this past weekend, I've been away. Yeah. How'd that go? Great. So, unfortunately, big news broke in the dabbleverse.

My beat specifically. And I missed out. Yeah. It happens. He's really looking for your crumbs, man. I don't, I mean, whatever. I don't blame Shulie for covering that. He had the scoop.

He had Tony P. Jim and Anthony showed up. Like, that's fucking awesome. I would never tell. In fact, Shulie called me and I told him. I go, dude, I'm just mad at Jim Norton. he's gonna fucking start talking about opi on your show that's fucked up hey by the way i heard you guys saying some things that i i could not disagree with you moron um that's maybe the theater

booked tony p or something like that oh yeah yeah uh no yeah well that's what anthony said and i played the clip so anthony texted me that and then i played the clip on w tp of anthony saying that so that's why that was said so you're telling me the paramount theater was like hey, you know who we should get for Jim Norton? That guy that no one has ever heard of. Okay, so I think I said this on the show. I go, you know, Vinnie would know this better than I would because he manages the comedy club.

And I know that this comedy club specifically gets featured acts and hosts when the headliner doesn't bring someone. So my dumb mind, I'm like, I guess that could happen at the Paramount. I don't know. I don't know any theaters that do that. Yeah. Like when a theater has you, you're bringing the show. So I'm pretty sure Norton had the greatest troll of all time by bringing in Tony P.

We'll talk about it on WTP today. But I guess here's my question. If Jim Norton was doing a tour, which is called a tour, and he's playing theaters. And he doesn't bring a feature. Would the theater or would they supply that or no? I just never heard of somebody not bringing their act to a theater. Like how many clubs it happens all the time? It's very commonplace.

Right. Like, I'll give you an example. This week we have Quindale. I just got a message today. I need Vinny go find an opener for that. So I got to go hire somebody today. I'll do it, buddy. The way you ask is weird, but you got me.

I'm in. Yes. I finally got it. It's so good. I'm kidding. The isotopes this Saturday night at three heads brewing for you in the western New York. Comes to my band playing their 25th anniversary. Producer Chris, Lucy Typebox.

My old co-host, Kevin will be in from out of town, performing with us, Crohers in the band, and the rest. Yeah. So as far as what Tony P did as a guest spot, right? That was what he, there was, I guarantee you, there has never been a situation where a theater has said to a headliner, hey, by the way, we got a local guest spot. Yeah. That's never happened once ever.

That's true. Guest spot, you're right. Yes. He wasn't a feature. That ain't real. So as far as Tom Myers go, he also says, I will sweeten the pot with this suggestion, back to it. You don't tell your audience that I suggested.

you do this. Oh, whoops. Hey, guy that I'm fighting with right now just gave a copyright strike to their channel. Don't out me on it. What a pussy I am. You don't tell your audience that I suggested you do this, but you tell people that you took the video down on your own and put together a shorter video of your best reactions as a fuck you, Tom Myers, and sticking it to me.

That way we both win. Dude, he thinks a two-year-old video that isn't getting viewed. anymore. It's just, it's there. You can find it if you want. Well, it's not there now, but it was. A two-year-old video, Vinny's going to go back and edit this thing so that Tom's happy with it. Especially the one where I would have to listen to more Tom. Right. Yes. Think about that. How long is that stream? It has to be hours long. Yeah, it's like two. Well, I mean, the parts were listening to his jokes or, you know, the whole thing. So maybe it was two hours. And that's like three of his albums. Imagine going back two years later and editing that video,

so that Tom gives his thumbs up approval. Tom, you're delusional. You're an idiot. You don't understand. Tom is like he's too busy because he has to fucking wait tables and take his girlfriend to dinner. Idiot, we're way too fucking busy

to be editing that video down for your liking. Moron. He doesn't know what real busy is, Carl. He has no idea. My albums, that way we both win. My albums aren't being played in their entirety and your segments on your creep off, your creep off consequences on your channel

your cute little show you guys too yeah additionally if you tell your audience that you thought of this I will keep my mouth shut so it looks like you gave me an own oh fuck you Tom this is your own us exposing you for the piece of shit pussy you are this is your own you your own isn't on your terms you moron that's how owns work

so this is my offer it is a win win for the both of us as far as I'm concerned We both get what we want to some degree, and we may each make concessions. Let me know if you are amenable to these terms. I look forward to your response. Tom has the link. I sent it to him just now. He has it.

He could come on the show anytime for the rest of the show. He's much too busy at table seven needs another picture of water. Hey, we're low on salsa. Yeah. We get some salsa at table three. Fucking douchebag. So Carl, here's my question. Yeah.

What should we do? What do you want to do? Should we just fucking take his video down and put it on Rumble so everybody go watch it over there and he could fucking kiss my ass from now until eternity. Okay. Yes. So when I have had videos taken down for copyright claims and flight for copyright and YouTube goes along with it, they usually don't.

YouTube's cool to some degree. I always put it on Rumble and I always make sure to make a big deal about it. Hey, here's the thing this guy doesn't want you to watch. It's over here now. Be over there this afternoon, everybody. You can take a look for it and I'll make sure to tweet it out. Dude, I'll put it on my Rumble channel too. If you want to send it to me.

I will. It's a misery of a video. Like, I mean, if you want to do that to yourself. Yeah. If you want to watch someone be absolutely miserable listening to dog shit comedy, you know, have at it. But that's what the consequences are. They're not supposed to be fun, Tom. Can I tell you about other take down requests, copyright take down request from Tom Myers over the years?

Yes, please. I went back in my email and I found Tom trying to fuck with me. This is from September 17th. 2003. He's been at this for a long time. And YouTube writes me, says, we received a copyright infringement notification below regarding your video. We believe your content is protected by fair use,

fair dealing, or a similar exception to copyright protection. We are ready to let you know. We do not plan to remove your videos at this time. You have control over the availability of videos on your channel, including the ability to delete them. If you choose, they send me the link to it. And then they send me the pussy note that Tom sent to YouTube.

Oh, I didn't get one of those. Tom calls me podcast Karen. I don't think Tom knows what a Karen is. Tom is a Karen. He has sent three notifications at least I know of. That's my girlfriend's name. Yeah. A Karen Glass.

Karen Pepsi. Tom. That's a Brady bunch of reference. If anyone doesn't know. Oh. Yeah, I know. Old boomer. Tom literally is a Karen.

what Cairns do is they go, where's your manager? I want to talk to your supervisor. Going to YouTube to get my channel taken down or videos taken down is a Karen move. You see you next Tuesday, Tom. So here's the note that he sent in. The offending video I'm seeking to have removed is the brand new time of your stand-up is worse than you can imagine. That's the name of the video that I put out. and so he goes through what is the type of your copyrighted work and so he says it's called the name of the video is tom meyers handover pennsylvania december 2022 what type of copyrighted work is it is a video of my stand-up performance posted by me i'm asking for it to be removed as it contains the entirety of a video that i uploaded and it takes away views from my own page therefore denies me

me potential monetization. Tom, you don't make money off of YouTube. You don't make money off of anything streaming. Tom, the only money you make is the tip out from the servers. It's so embarrassing. That's the money you make. It's so embarrassing. And they take pity on you.

They take pity. All right. So that goes on. Then let me, hold on, I have more. So then fast forwarded January 24th, 2024. And here's another one that he put through. And YouTube says we received the copyright infringement. notification below regarding your video.

We believe your content is protected by fair use, fair dealing, or similar exception to copyright protection. By the way, how often do you get these emails, Vinny? Never. Never. Because I don't. This is the first one I've ever gotten like this. But my point is this, YouTube, which is hilarious.

Tom is so bad at this. Even YouTube's just like, dude, this isn't a fucking copyright thing, you idiots. It's fair use. YouTube always airs on the side of, take it down. There's a copyright claim. Take it down. and let the other person say it's not. Tom is so fucking bad at this

that he sends me copyright strikes. And this one, which is very embarrassing, is for a Tom Myers versus the rest of the world episode. Do you think I listened to the entire episode of Time Myers versus the rest of the world? I hope not. Nobody does. It's never happened in the history.

Well, Tommy and I did. Tommy and I did and we laughed pretty hard. We had some fun. I mean, this is insane. It's garbage time. Your show's garbage and no one likes it. It's garbage. What's the name of his co-host?

Jeff Heisen. I should get Jeff Heisen on WTP. Tony P on WTP today. This show is so bad. So we copyright struck me again months later after being denied the first time. And then let's fast forward to, oh, I'm sorry, this goes back to January 9th, 2023. It does that in the wrong order. Copyright take down request.

We received a copyright infringement notification below regarding your video. We believe your content is protected by fair use, fair dealing, or similar exception to the copyright protection. and this one is for, and you know, this is crazy too, because he has to state under the penalty of perjury that I have a good faith belief that the use of my material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, the agent, or the law, and the notification is accurate. Senator John's getting sued for this right now, Tom. No one's going to sue you because you have fucking nothing. You have a cat.

maybe two cats. I'll tell you what, Tom, maybe I'll take it easy on you, but I'm going to need some chips and salsa. I really am. Yeah, I need some tacos, some burritos. Yeah, I'm not ready to order yet, but I'll take some more chips and salsa, please, and another water.

I wonder how many other people he struck. Thomas Charles Myers, wow, he writes his full name on here. Thomas Charles Myers complained and tried to remove content on my channel through the DMCA take down. Tom, you're a Karen. This is the biggest pussy move. That's my creep this week. Tom Myers, vote for Carl.

Patreon.com slash the creep off. I have also brought Tom Myers as my creep today. So vote for Vinny and all great. Can I say Tom, might I suggest you change your last name, get a stage name? It's open now. You could be Tom Petty. Oh.

You very well could be Tom Petty right now if you wanted to. Tim. Tom, that's called a joke. Fuck you. Fuck you, Tom. Fuck you, Tom. You pussy bitch. Come on our show, you pussy bitch. We have been ignoring the shit way too long. We have. We've got that Super Chat Wednesday.

Let's go. Bobby Pocket's a new member. Thank you, friend. Chris Primer, thanks for the 10 bucks. But Tom is a dishonest person. He supports and advances in corporate agenda while he performably engages in. What is that word, Carl? Sloppulism. Slopulism.

Now he's old with no. skills to provide him a lifestyle he believes he deserves. All right. Quick note between you and me because we're doing all this up on air now, right? We decided that? Yeah. Never say, Carl, what's that word? I will never get it right.

Okay. I'm not trying to set you up to fail, buddy. That was all a joke. Moody is really fucked me up as far as my vocabulary. Tom, Chris Primer, thanks for another five. Tom Myers, dupe of capitalist, winner of the Fell Ford again award. Yeah. He's an idiot.

it. Riley and friends, my fellow Viannon, true Viannon brethren, we are at war. That's right, buddy. We are. Get your pitchforks and torches and other random thoughts, because we're going after Tom. Labristic, thanks for the two bucks. You get along now? Gay. Hold on a second. I got to find,

what would Adam Bush say about this? I'm all gay. Oh, wait, I think he would say this. I'll go for you and say, I'm gay. Oh, he's gay. That's good to know. All right. Well, we're all gay. just a little bit. A Tom and Aaron fight could be interesting.

I mean, Tom tries it and Aaron's just like, I mean, dude. Even in Aaron Immolts world where he embarrasses himself multiple times a day, every day, even he's like, Tom Myers is not worth my time. And he's right. That's sad. That's sad. That's sad. I'm just thinking about it.

If we had to make a list of low cows in order, Tom's at the bottom of that list. He's a pathetic fucking loser. Labr Mystic, thanks for the two bucks. We could do that boxing match, Vinny. Vinny Spar for Relief, Carl. Tom Myers is the Kevin Brennan's teeth of Wolkhouse. I asked, I literally asked Lewis Jay, and I saw him for a split second go, no, I think you hate him too much. And he said, this is supposed to be fun.

And you what, when you, it's just a recap. Yeah. Because it was an hour ago. Yeah. You asked Louis J. Gomez when you were featuring for him at the comedy club this weekend. If I could box Tom at Skank Fest. Box Tom Myers at Skank Fest. And then I asked you.

if I could box you at Hacomania. Nobody wants to box me. No. Your pig heart won't take it. Oh, I think you'd be surprised. Yeah, I would. Daniel Adams, 3871, thanks to the two bucks. My gay dads are back together.

Yay. I know there's a lot of speculation that, you know, Shulie obviously broke up with me. People thought you broke up with me. I think Blind Mike's ready to break up with me. Everyone's abandoning me. I'm hearing a lot of speculation. What's about?

Why everybody's leaving you? What do you think that's, about. They're not. They're not. It's the point. Curious if like, it's the point I'm I'm just wondering if you have any self-reflective thoughts after things like that. I'm wondering. I do. Listen, I know I do improve my EQ. Uh, don't get too soft, Vinny. Don't spill too hard. Captain Blackbread knows. Listen, man. I listen to that guy. G.G. Vinny, much respect. Bill still suck. Thanks, Germ 42. Very kind of you to say. Uh, hug it out and give us a USA chant drop boys you got it buddy let's go thank you labermistic your support is much appreciated

on these chas uh this is more lame than the original rant agreed i don't know i'm not yelling i'm not mad that's why he's lame okay we should have been fighting all right fuckface let's talk what did you just fucking call me i sat i can't even do it i don't have that i don't know why that is what triggered you it's so funny well I'm not trying to start this again. Let's not. Mommy and Daddy. Dude was just like, oh.

Mommy and Daddy are fighting again. Yes, Riley and friends. We're fine. We'll be okay. Wait, people are taking our victim blame serious? Vinnie's Fez-Wightly moment. Love you, buddy. You know, it's an honor to be put in the same category as Fez-Waz-Wil-Li.

As a crazy person. Yeah. Who's as a mentally ill. crazy person. Well, listen, dude. There wouldn't be on the radio for the amazing talents of Ron Bennington.

Okay. Cool. You heard the cat say cookie, right? The cat said cookie. He never said cookie. Okay. Jim after dark, thanks for the five bucks. Little Jimmy's here.

Guys, I got to be honest, I don't like the show. I love the show. Thanks for keeping it real. You creeps, hashtag Vinnie Winnie. Thank you. I'll even accept that, even though you said Vinny Winnie, Jim After Dark.

Thank you, buddy. Oh, so Mammy. Vinny Winnie, Winnie always. Oh, the mammy with her newborn. she's got a newborn? Did she have a baby? Really?

Oh, I didn't know. She's playing pretend on the internet. Aw, I hope you name it Carl. Adam Egg 6 Mill, thanks for the 279. Carl will be full luck, lowl cow sooner than he thinks. Yeah, it's been predicted for 10 years now. Pal, when it happens, it's going to be like the end of Tommy. They're going to come and drag you out.

Oh, that'll be fun. I don't know how this is going to end. I don't think it's going to end well. I've told you this before. I mean, you live by the storage. to die by the sword. Exactly. I'm prepared for it. And bro, hurry, curry is what you got to do.

You got to just fucking, whatever. Well, look at what happened to, you know, the Opie and Anthony forum, the subreddit. At first, this opi guys not very funny. That they come for everyone else. So I get it. Spectrum is calling me again. I'm not answering it. They can leave me a message.

Okay. Rihelian friends, can't wait for Mastersen to replace Carl, host swap. That would actually be very funny. If I take over for biggest problem, and And also Dick Messerson finds time for the creep off. That would make the show better. I'll be honest.

That would make the show better. I don't think that's true. I do. Cool. Okay, here we go. Richard Lucas, 9272. Someone needs prep H or just prep. Yeah, I think he's calling us either we have hemorrhoids or we're gay, I think is what he's saying.

Okay. Well, you know, two things can be true at once. That's true. I think a lot of gay guys have hemorrhoes probably. I don't think Vinny should be online for a while. Yeah, Devils, you're right. Guy needs some time off. I took an extra day yesterday.

We were going to do the show yesterday. Vinny had appointments and stuff, but. I don't know if I've told the green was. I tore a muscle on my shoulder, like in July. And I have to go to PT, like, every fucking week for it. And I couldn't move it. That's why we didn't do the show yesterday. No one thinks you have muscles in your shoulder.

Okay. Hellraiser 69. Thanks for the two bucks. Vinny Winnie. You know, I love Hellraiser, but come on. He came to the show the other night. Oh, he came to Louis J. Gomez? Yeah.

Nice. I fucking love that guy. Hope I see him with the ice stubs. It's always nice to see him. The guy comes all the way from Bradford, PA, and he gets to watch amazing stand-up shows. Some of them I'm on, which is horrible for him. Labrostic, thanks for the Fiverr.

We give Tom a chance, because everyone in the dabblevers gets a chance. If he's striking, bye-bye gifted. Tom, same for Chad, Ray, and any of these comedians. I think that's a good rule. Yeah, I agree. Little, little, don't be sad, Vinny. Carl, retaliate.

I don't know what that revitalizes his ethos with poo. I want to see Tom Myers at the Apollo. Hi, Carl, having Tony P on soon. Yes, Tony P on WTP today. Could you imagine Tom Myers at the Apollo? Yes. That would be the end of Tommy. They would fucking drag him into the streets.

It would be fucking awesome. I picture Rich Voss on Russell Simmons Comedy Jam. I picture Bill Burr in Philadelphia. Tom Myers just fucking rises to the occasion and wins everyone over. He's jiving up there. Look at this white boy. He's pretty funny. Yeah, because that's exactly what's going to happen.

That'd be amazing. That's fucking a movie right there. Michael C. Thanks for the two bucks. Carl, did Vin punch you? Your teeth are messed up. My teeth. Just compare them to Kevin Brennan's.

All right. That's all I want to say. I did punch him, but to be fair, Michael, I was trying to fix them. Yes. That's why I do meth. Michael Pellarito 1157. Thanks for the fiber. Don't mind me.

I'm just here waiting for fuckface and any fireworks that follow. You missed him. You missed him, buddy. Carl's Frost and Tips. Thanks for the Dow 99. Skoll boys. Thoughts on TSN stealing your thunder, Carl. We'll talk about it.

By the way, KFT, good to see you. I hear there's some people upset with Shulie. We'll talk about all of that on WTP today. Dan, 6177. Big FF Vinny. Is that fuckface? Is that what that means? Yep.

Okay. Big fuckface Vinny. friend to the kai boys we will always remember that viny was going to help s j hide in the bathroom to attack to carl that's true well that was the plan it was a good plan but you know he had to go and run his mouth about it it would have been you know how funny it would have better when carl walks up to the urinal and then jodd pops up from out of the toilet like scrappy do he's punching up put him up put him up uh scrappy do says i've no idea arc what am i looking at are you cardiff cardiff cards tips Thanks for the five bucks, sir.

Sorry, I couldn't say that correctly. Vinny, Vinny, Bobini, Banana Fanafofofini, me, my Mo Vinny, Vinny. It's one of the better super chats we've gotten. Thank you. Line of the day. Sully Lou, thanks for the 20 bucks. Wow, two humans talking things out,

taking responsibility and listening to each other. Thank you. Oh, you're right. That was gay. Yeah. Let's read, hold on. Let's delete this episode. Let's redo all of that.

Probably should. Thank you for the 20 bucks, Sally Lou. Appreciate you, buddy. Dabble Tim, thanks for the dollar nine. apparently Spectrum read my super chat and agrees. Fuck you, Benny. Spectrum was like, yeah, yeah, we cut the internet to everyone in your neighborhood because we don't like you. Yeah, you really need to get off the internet, fat fuck.

Vinny didn't read my super tip. Oh, did you see Brian Johnson? Fucking Cardiff. Oh, did you see Brian Johnson say that? I still haven't seen his super tip pop up. Yeah, of course you haven't. You know how to use the... Hey, by the way, when you came out here and looked at it after, was I wrong?

No, you were right. I told you were right. Thank you. I said it on the show. That's all I wanted. That's all I wanted. It's all I wanted. We're good.

I was wrong. Did you just call me fuck face again? No, sorry. We're good. Most true, thanks to the 20 bucks. Vinny is in his feels lately. Are you friends or not? Vinny says we're not friends.

That's okay. You know, Carl, I want to be your friend, but here's the feeling I have. Real talk. I love you, pal. I really do. I think of you very fondly. I am very much under the impression

that if you were the president of the United States, right? I'm listening. Okay. And everybody on the WATP cast was the cabinet. I'm pretty sure I'd be on the decoy plane. I'm pretty sure I'd be on the decoy plane. Take that however you want to.

Vinny, Decoy planes, where are we getting pulled out of the sky? And they're pretty nice. It's not a bad ride. We're sending to the Ukraine, but it's nice. That'll be fun. Now do the biggest creep who's also a failed actor. Oh, I got one for you. Adam Bush.

I was going to go with Danny Masterson, but, you know. Oh, yeah. It's not going well for him right now. Thanks for the two bucks, Riley and friends. It's something that actually happened with Blind Mike. No, I heard him talking on BTH about abandoning Devilverse Live. I think we're good. I think he's joking.

I don't take things personally like many of us. Good for you, man. How do you do that? What's it like to go through life oblivious about how people react to you? I'm not good with emotions. I don't process emotions while. I just kind of move. I just keep moving.

October 7th is an interesting day to go after Shulul. Oh, shit. You're right. It is October 7th. How was it two years later? We're still... What happened not? Oh.

You forgot. Oh, I forgot about that one. Yeah, I forgot about October 7. That's funny. Sorry, Shul. Well, did the Shulies bring this on themselves? I don't know. Supertip.

That G.G. slash creep. I got to go over to Supertip. And I'm like dreading it. I know. Are there super tips? I'm going to find out. By the way, I can't see the screen.

Vinny turn up the screen so I will not be micromanaging this. If your supertip doesn't get played, that's your fault. Not Vinnie's. Brian Johnson. So, uh, record number of people watching the creep up right now. Do you think we should do Wednesdays at noon or is it because people want to see us beat each other up? I don't know. Probably people want to see us beat each other up.

here we go found it and of course I can't hear it cool fucking super tips here we go let me try this now a little bit of blood on a girl's face is too icky for me I'm gay

the great Brian Johnson tell him Steve Dave and the great Vinnie Paulito uh oh now it's fucking up but you got the honor to play that was exciting uh oh why is it so the This is...

Greetings, everyone. I hope everyone has fucked their favorite face today. Right. Fuck face, Carl! What's going on? I don't know. Chris Primer 5 bucks. How's genocide Joe doing these days, Tom?

There's still plenty of legal immigration... Coming into the U.S. I can't wait for them to replace you. Oh, no. Oh, no. Uh, here we go. Earth. I'm so sorry, Finn.

Creep off best show on you. YouTube. Syke rules, man. Thank you, Syke. I'm a big fan of Syke. Syke has been supporting us and Syke does amazing work. Syke really does. Thank you for everything,

but he made the funniest fucking thing this week. Oh, you know what? I almost forgot to mention this. Two things really fucking tickled me after this. There were two things that really made me laugh. Okay. One of them is Syke doing a Photoshop of the Billy Ripkin fuckface card with me on it.

Oh, I haven't seen that. It's the goddamn funny. You know the card, right? Yeah. He did me, like Vinnie Paulino's second base and just says fuck face on the bat. I laughed hysterically at that. That's such a good deep pole.

And then the other thing that made me laugh is someone tweeted at me, Hey, Vinny, I really hope that what we're watching was not roid rage. And I was so fucking flattered by that. That is flattering. I was like, no way is this road rage, bro. Do you think I have tiny balls? That's so sweet of you to say. Oh, my God.

You actually think that I could be on steroids? It's so kind. Do you want to hear a really dumb thought that I just? head in my head. Yeah. Billy Ripkin is the brother to Kail Ripkin, who you probably know is the Iron Man. Billy Ripkin played on the Rochester Red Wings. Also

on the Register Americans, our hockey team, the Amherks. Keith Gretzky, Wayne Gretzky's brother, played on the Amherks for the season. How did I never know this? I mean, no one would. He was terrible. Yeah. He was a waste of a position. We got ourselves a Gretzky. Yeah, but it was cool. I get an Amherst Grutsky jersey. That's cool.

they called him the good one anyone who knows hockey would understand why that's a very good joke because they called Wayne Gretzky the great one so he's just the good one you miss 100% of the shots you don't take agreed Tom is premiering a video on his channel right now

and his entire chat is his two viewers making fun of him Tom pretending to be happy to have two viewers and Tom spamming all the ways to pay him so Tom Tom is actively online right now and he's not fucking clicking the link what a pussy

Tom, you fucking pussy, get over here. We're going to find out right now. What a bitch. Snipe this shit. We're going to get a strike. I'm not going to snipe them. Absolutely fucking not. But I do want to see if there's a little tiny dicked fuckface is online.

By the way, I last shot of producer Chris last night. I believe that. It seems like your MO. So I'll tell you why. Spoiler, the Sabers won an overtime yesterday. And, you know, I met Band Predus. I tried to stream the game of Bad Prattis, but I don't have a good internet there, so I couldn't. and my buddy producer Chris, our base player,

looks at his phone and he goes, oh, the Sabers won in overtime. I was like, you fucking asshole. Don't tell me that shit. I just signed up. It's 30 bucks a month to watch the Sabers games. It's not cheap for me. I have to watch these games.

And I just get a fucking spoilers for producer Chris. Anyway, sorry, Chris. Oh, my God. I didn't mean the latch out of you. He premiered an hour, a video an hour ago, looking back at the Dabbleverse with videos, Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Tom, no one cares about your previous podcast episodes.

They didn't care up the time they came out. They don't care about them now. The fact that Tom talks about how he's writing his new season, he's retarded. He's a child. You're not an entertainer. You're not in show business. You're a clown. You know what?

Kevin Brennan says clown all the time, which is why I avoid that word for the most part. Oh, I put him on the cover of this episode as a clown. He literally looks like a clown. His haircut is that of it. I mean, he's literally bozo. Bozo's funnier, by the way, but Tom is a clown. Tom looks like his face got fucked by a ball return. He's the most unpleasant-looking person ever, and he's also an unpleasant person, so there you go.

Yeah, he sucks, too. Captain Cheese, thank you, brother. I got to hit this every time. Good on Vinnie and Carl for completing the couple's therapy consequence so fast. They didn't even spin the wheel first. That's a good point. Oh, are we done? I think we completed our consequence.

Are we going to cheat the listeners together for old times' sake, Carl? Cheat. We did put ourselves out there. Was there our people for both of us? Because I didn't enjoy it at all. Yeah, I literally feel worse than I've ever felt before in my life. Me too. Consequence over.

All right, we did it, buddy. Hit that USA chant again. Oh, fuck yeah. We did it, everyone. Fuck yeah. Oh, boy. By the way, you have my, uh, Soundboard way too low in the next.

But we can talk about it another time, you know? You know, I thought I too. The way you do the show. Okay, well, you know, you play stuff at like full volume sometimes and a blast people, so I have to kind of like keep it a little bit lower. It's definitely my fault. Thank you for saying that. Sometimes they sound sarcastic, but I'm not.

I'm never sarcastic. Yeah. If you put numbers on waterfowl and have them compete, it's called a duck race. Okay. Thank you, Michael. Why did you call me fuck? face. Hmm.

Where were that coming from? I don't know. That one was from Michael Pellarito. Yep. Thank you, Mike. And then it just played that immediately after. Mike. Weird. All right.

Brian Johnson. Here we go. Vin, remember that time I super tipped and you refused to read it? I do. Brian Johnson sounds like he's a Cuzzaroo over here. And we appreciate it. Brian Johnson. I'm great.

Brian Johnson. I'm really sad. C. Cause. Cuzaro Cuzzarro Cuzzarro Brian I'm sorry to lose you in the divorce

buddy I'm sorry I hope that you know maybe I'll see you down the road somewhere Vita just wanted What do you think he wants What do you want Vito All your super tips are silent

This is terrible Oh you can't hear the super tips I can hear on my end You're just looking to pure silence It's awful All right well I'm glad you told Biddy Because I don't want to be the one to tell him

Captain Blike the Supertip audio doesn't work well anyway so whatever every time you guys try to play it and mute's the entire stream i don't know how that's fucking possible it's fucking incredible i i uh hmm well i guess i'm just gonna have to beat your ass this is not my fault everyone this is 100% whatever's it not my fault um it's not good timing for viti to fuck up the show i'll say that so this is the bad It's the wrong day for that. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Do do, do up. Do do up. Well, you guys could read these super tips, right? Yeah, well, you know, they can. They could have. We'll see what happens. I bet you're going to come through in the recording because they're showing up fine here. Okay, good.

You're printing them. Yeah, so it's a stream yard thing in a stream yard communicating with this, and I don't know why because I'm using the right. All right. All right. So, Vinnie, I'm going to do a quick producing note. Oh, please. Live on the show. I say we hold our cop cam and our scum parade for a future episode.

No problem. Because we're running along. I have to go pick up T-shirts for my ice stuff show. I have some errands to run. I have to produce or I have to prep for WTP. Well, you know, if you want to bail on the show again and just show everybody with a terrible co-host, yarn how much you don't care about the show, then you know, you go do that.

Nobody tell Vinny the Supertip audio isn't playing. He's going through too much already. That's funny. Yeah, it's true. The real coovia, thanks for the few bucks. If any seems to be having problems with super tips, Vinny seems to be having problems with lots of things, but thanks, by the.

It's not really anything, but yes. I don't know. I would be surprised if you should. I hear you, buddy. Thanks, guys. Good show. Good times. Good times, indeed.

Thanks for showing up for it. We'll be back on Friday. At noon for all the people who support us on Patreon, patreon.com slash the creepoff or this YouTube channel. sign up and we do live shows at noon on Fridays and Mondays at 1. Good news, everybody. I am through for the season with golf heckling. That was my last gig for the year. So we should not have any reasons to move Mondays. Last

comment I'll make. You have, and this is me saying this, that's the greatest job of the world. You set out of the golf course all day and rip out people for slicing their shot. bro I laugh at them I have on my soundboard Gilbert laughing the ones that we use I have a full soundboard where I fuck with people with where they fucking mess up you here

Oh Like it's brutal Do you understand that that's not normal For an adult man to have a job like that It's pretty sweet It's pretty sweet gig Carl I spent all day on the golf course Then I had to come back to this

Dude It's a very long day It's like six or seven hours you're outside. It's so much fun. I'm not complaining about it. What I'm tired from is the drive. And I think you understand that the drive's the fucking worst part about all of it. I agree with you. And when we do them, because Tommy and I both have shit going on, we can't them all run. We just go down, do it and get out. We'll stay the night, wherever, and then, you know, head back to Rochester as soon as possible. The nice part about that job, all white people,

just surrounded by white people all day. This is nice. I go to the good country clubs. I want to give my love to EDR who lost his brother last week. EDR. Love you, buddy. I reached out to Earl. I felt so bad for that shit. Earl's a great dude. Send him a little love everybody.

Very unexpected. And they were going to go to a Knicks game together. He was telling us all about it. He was at my house not long ago. So love to EDR. We love Earl David Reed. Well, let's just end this real simply. Tom, go fuck yourself.

Tom buyers. Video's coming down. Going to Rumble. We're going to Rumble. We'll take the fucking video now. and your copyright strikes are bullshit. You're a pussy for doing it. And it makes you the podcast, Karen.

See you all next week. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Goa gear.