The Creep Off - Episode 39: Mega LOLz!!!!

Episode Date: December 1, 2020

In this week’s wild card edition of the show Karl spins the wheel while Vinnie laughs his tits off: Karl unveils another Nick Bate cover and gets immediately called out: In the Scum Parade we meet a Nurse who pressed her luck, a woman with a trunk full of acme products and a very fat man who pulled a Zumock at a Sonic: Finally Cobra Commander reads your reviews

Did you put that in the Discord or anything? Yeah, Carl. You tweeted it out? I did. I certainly did, because I do the stuff I'm supposed to do. Okay. What is that supposed to mean? I'm a good boy who does what he's supposed to.

I think you're accusing me of not doing something I'm supposed to do. Where would you get that from what I just said? Just the way you said it. You're crazy. I think that would be crazy to say. I think this is your low self-esteem again. My low self-esteem. No one's ever accused me of having low self-esteem.

I don't know, Carl. I would be you. You pick out all these four people and their podcasts. I think that that's what it has to be, you know? It's got to be it. It has to be your low self-esteem. Let's start the show. Disgusting

Vomit-inducing thing Ola Creepos Welcome to another edition of everyone's favorite podcast It's the Creepoff I am your host In the other room is

Hot Cucca Carla What is happening Vinnie Paulina? Well, I'm just happy to be doing the creep off A show about creeps by creeps for you creeps this is going to be a good show you're way too happy today

I don't like that I think you know why I think I know why too Who's the result Murray So we were on GamePoint last week You're up four to three I believe I was up four to three So my goal was to get that tied up for us

Now we talked about the biggest Thanksgiving Creep and you brought up Ray Carruth who certainly was a creep Yeah I mean refresh people What did Ray Carruth do? He tried to murder them Well, he successfully murdered the mother of his child and now his child has problems for the rest of its life. He hired a hitman to beat the shit out of his pregnant girlfriend so that she would abort her son.

The hitman decided just to shoot her up instead and the son is still alive. And he did that to get out of paying child support. Sure, sure. And this happened on Thanksgiving Day. He was arrested on Thanksgiving. Oh, he was arrested on Thanksgiving. Well, my guy on Thanksgiving Day shot up everybody in his family, including a six-year-old child. Right.

Yeah. So. the votes are in you're making the case again I see what you're doing here I just want to make sure everybody knows the votes are in for biggest Thanksgiving creep

and holy shit was it close all those Carl fans came out to support you I love it but my friend the final score 51% to 48% oh

please he's gonna make a man this is a huge deal of scoring down what you're behind's here Carl spin in the wheel today. Carl spin in the wheel today. I lost my three votes. The people who cheat for me, how do we lose my three votes? We should treat this like Georgia and put like 10,000 ballots in

there. Fake balance. Some dude just pulled up to the front with 507,000 ballots. Yes. Count them. Count the boats. I did. And I won. Fuck. So you're spinning the mill today. I haven't even finished my last consequence. Consequences are piling up. I know. You deserve every goddamn one of them after that fucking rock paper, scissors, bullshit. I am so happy right now. I reminded you of that just before we went out air.

You're still pissed on. I got all worked up. You got all worked up. I got all worked up. That's why I got so happy. The thought of you spinning that way. All right. So at the end of the show, then we'll spin the wheel.

Sorry, I just sort of relish. You say that. All right. Now, Carl. That means this is a new concept. Well, it means this is a new start a new one. And we generally start off with a wild card. That's what we're going to do today is Wild Card Day.

So it's zero-zero resetting everything. I got to start my victory streak going starting today. You ready to do this, Vinny? Oh, I'm ready to do this, Carl, if you are. Let's get down with the creep off. All right. All right, Carl, my creep is a guy that I dropped the ball on a few weeks ago and we did creepiest musician. Maybe it was a couple months ago now.

Okay. I did G. I did. And I realized, holy fuck, how did I not do this guy? So today, I am going to write that wrong. My creep, the lead singer of a band called Lost Profits, Mr. Ian Watkins. Are you familiar with the band, Carl? I am not.

Well, what era is this from? They were popular in the 2000s. I believe they started out around 1997. Actually, you know what? 2000. They debuted their first album. It was called The Fake Sound of Progress. Ray reviews, they were from Wales.

So, you know, they had like that British thing. In the 2000s, people seemed to like that shit. and they got snapped up by Q Prime. I don't know if you guys know who Q Prime is. They are a big-time management company. I know Carl, you would know nothing about this. Metallica, what are their clients, red-out chili peppers? No isotopes.

No isotopes on that list. I looked, pal. Negotiations didn't go well. So I pulled a little clip for you folks who are actually watching the show live on YouTube so you could get kind of a glimpse of what this guy looks like. And for those of you who are listening, this is the style of fucking, I guess they call it new metal. Oh, God. Yeah, exactly.

All right, you win. Not a good time in music. Big as creep. You got it. And this doesn't even sound like new metal. This sounds like pussy punk to me. Okay. And we all sit around.

You're in a hometown. Listen to the waves as they all crash down. Watch the fires. It slowly burns away. Oh, come on. Get to the fucking hook. No. Is that where it gets heavy and it gets exciting right there?

No, it was just a lot of that. Oh, really? Like I said, pussy punk. This is the kind of music. The guy's hot, though. He's good. looking guy. He's a good looking guy, they say. So he's got a lot of fans to this day. We'll talk about that later. Okay. The band was huge. If you say so, many, I mean, you can keep telling

me that. Well, they sold three and a half minutes. I didn't know that song. I didn't, I'd never heard of that before. Okay. I'm going to tell you the big difference made, the lost profits and the isotopes. Please do. Lost profits sold three and a half million albums. Right. So far to date, the isotopes have sold three and a half. Dozen. Three to a dozen albums. Whatever. Okay. That's all I'm saying. That's my point. and a half million dollars in album sales and the guy had a bit of a squeaky clean reputation i mean you saw that picture i'm just driving around in the Cadillac like the good looking guy that all the ladies love yeah well when he hit 30 things kind of went nuts because for a long time he claimed

to be a straight edge oh right ian watkins at first was known as straight edge someone who did not drink or do drugs and he was proud of this fact not long after lost profits began to gain fame Ian began taking cocaine. This eventually led to heroin and then to crystal meth on top of abuse to alcohol. Yeah. Who fucking takes cocaine? There's a weird way to say that. Well, sometimes it's a good headaches.

You just take a little to cocaine. So cocaine to heroin to crystal meth and alcoholism. Yeah. Was the path that he took. It's quite a slippery slope by here. Yeah, that's a very vertical slope. You know, I'm starting to wonder if that Nancy Reagan was on to something, with that just say no.

Okay. Well, he, you know, he's a good-looking guy like we talked about. The women love him. He's a fucking rock star. And he's doing pretty good. And he meets this woman named Joanne. Now, Joanne has a little bit of a checkered past. She meets him when he's kind of start getting into drugs.

He's into cocaine at this point. And they start a relationship. Here's a little info on Joanne. Joanne Magellix, former soldier, former escort. She herself was arrested in connection with this case, but then released without further action. Inquiries continue, we're told. She first met Ian Watkins seven years ago,

and they began a casual relationship. It was on off, she says, at the outset, fueled by cocaine, and soon mired in his grotesque fantasies. Uh, yeah, that's a little foreshadowed. So as I kind of got comfortable with each other doing drugs, he started kind of opening up to things that he's done and things that he'd like to do.

Okay. And here's her talking about it. He began telling me about all these 14-year-old fans that he loved to take the virginity of. And then it just got worse and worse. And then he would start telling me things about he wanted to get me pregnant so that he could rape our daughter. He wanted to kidnap children. He wanted to get me involved in it. So that is a very drug-down conversation that they're having.

You don't typically tell someone that you want to get someone pregnant so that you could eventually have sex. with your child. You'd have to be pretty fucking high to have that conversation. The cops didn't believe her because she goes to the cops. Let me tell you a little bit about this. This is the first time he was reported in 2008. It was in December 2008, almost four years before his arrest. The Joanne Magellix claims she first reported Ian Watkins to South Wales police. She claims she gave the child protection unit in his hometown of Pontepreith, the name of a girl aged around four whom he'd apparently boasted of abusing. She'd be interviewed by her local force in West Yorkshire, but eventually told she claims

by a detective sergeant in South Wales police that the investigation was being dropped. I said to him, look, I'm not a psycho, I'm not a liar, I'm not anything else that Ian would have said I am. I'm telling the truth, and if anything else happens to another child, it's on your head, not mine, and that's how I left it. And that was April 2009. Okay. So she reported him in the late fall.

They get back to her in April, say they're dropping the case. They're not interested. Can they say a four-year-old? Yeah, it was a four-year-old that time. That's disgusting. Okay. Well, let's keep going. That's a problem.

This is the second time she decided to report him because they still had a relationship. Even though she was still, like she was still kind of coked up. And I kind of get why the cops didn't want to listen to her. She was a former escort. Right. But she sounds like a raving lunatic. Does she? Well, yeah, because she's like dating this guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's like the super famous dude, he's like the hometown hero. And she's like, yeah, he tried to fuck this four-year-old. Yeah. The following year and their relationship now over, during the Leeds Festival where Watkins is playing, they meet again. In her hotel room, she says, he shows her a video of a girl she'd never seen before being sexually assaulted. How old do you think the girl was? Maybe about five or six. Jesus.

And I knew then that I wasn't wrong. And I thought, what could I do? The police have said that I can get harassment charges. The police told her to stop reporting this guy. Why is this guy? So if she already went to the police, does he know that?

Because why would he show her this video? Because this guy, because he's on fucking crystal meth. he's on fucking Beth Carl so this time she straight up has more evidence and goes to the police again this is the third report here

we're going to cover it was 2011 this time Watkins she says had Skyped her from Los Angeles telling her about a five year old girl he'd been assaulting and then texted her three images of child abuse what the f just to prove it the IPCC Joanne Magellix claims

she immediately emailed South Wales police to say Watkins had escalated the abuse and had now raped at least one young child. Why the fuck is he texting pictures of that? Hey listen, I just wanted to tell you, I bet this five-year-old, I'm totally over you. Here's the picture to prove it.

Like, what is he doing? You're going to be so jealous when you see my new girlfriend. Now, dude, this band is getting work everywhere. They're in a ton of video game soundtracks. They were in like the Spider-Man movie soundtracks. No wonder I've never heard. to them. Yeah, sorry, it wasn't Star Wars.

Carl. I only like it when weird aliens play the instruments. Fucking nerd. Give Spider-Man shit. I should just come there and fight you. Now, listen, this whole situation is nuts, but this is what she claims. Listen to what the, listen to this. In total, Joanne Magellix alleges she reported Ian Watkins at least eight times over four years to four police forces before his arrest. Yeah.

So the creeps are the police. A little bit. Wow. Yeah. They're bad at their jobs. They are not good at their jobs. Oh, look at this. It's a photo of a five-year-old getting fucked by Max's boyfriend.

She claims. Oh, is that illegal? I'll have to look that up. I'm not sure if that's even illegal. Oh, you and your Balderdash. He's a hero. Look at him. He's, he sucks.

We like him. And just which law are you saying that he broke? I'm not seeing a problem here. This little fucker with his little shitty chin goatee and his fucking. and his fucking scraggly shaggy hair was just running around fucking children all over the goddamn world and there's only one person

who's calling him out and reporting to the police and the police are just completely ignoring them four different police forces yeah that's weird can I point something out sure they tried to make a sound like in that one report you played that because he got into crystal math and heroin and stuff then he just said

you wanted to touch your little children I don't think it's anything to do with drugs I know plenty of people who try drugs who never fuck five year olds I just want to eat I mean we all have vices Yeah I just want to like listen to Pig Floyd for a while or something He likes to do dark side of the galaxy

What Carl does is he puts on a dark side of the moon And just watches Empire strikes back on mute And just tries to in his mind make it line up It's pretty fucking incredible Force doesn't work So during this time she finds out Because she's still kind of friendly with this guy Even though she's running back to the police constantly

To report him That he is in relationships with some other women, right? And these other women that he's in a relationship with are single moms, Carl. Joanne actually got into contact with one of the female accused, B, at the beginning of her in Watkins' relationship. She tried to get B to bring what evidence she had to the police with her, and it seemed like she would,

claiming to be disturbed by some of the comments Watkins had made towards her child. They set a date, but B never showed. A month later, the first acts against B's child began, according to the evidence of pictures and video. Yeah. So, Carl, during the case, they did not release the name of these two women because they wanted to protect their children. You know what's interesting, though? Yeah. A lot of times single mothers have a hard time getting a boyfriend because they have a kid.

Yeah. These women are getting the boyfriend because they have a kid. And he's a famous rock star! Yeah, that works out well. I will tell you this, a little foreshadowing, Carl. these two end up standing next to him in court. Here's a little bit about, they call them A and P for some reason. B, who had a little boy, had allowed Watkins to give the boy

methamphetamine or ice, and attempted to perform sexual acts on the boy while being recorded. B also took part in sexually assaulting the one-year-old. Jesus. Afterwards, B. would send text to Watkins discussing details of other meetups and pictures of her sexually abusing her son. What the fuck is going on here, Biddy? Is Q not real? And what's going on right now?

Is all of this real? It turns out the third person in on the text. Hillary Clinton. I knew it. Now, what does she want to do? That's right open today, son. Here's, uh, let's talk about the other mother, shall we? Yeah.

The other female P was a little older than B and had talks with Watkins about moving in together. Watkins is shown having texted If you belong to me, so does your baby In which she responds Understandable, a mother-daughter slave duo worshiping you With Watkins responding

That's all she'll know, a life of filth What a degenerate this guy is? Yeah, here's a little bit more about her. There were pictures taken of P sexually abusing her daughter and sending pictures and video to Watkins and discussions of making the little girl take drugs and perform sexual acts on animals.

All right, this is fucking made up. This isn't even real. They're just trying to go out with the craziest shit possible. They're just made up. This band doesn't exist. This guy is a fictional character. Are you just inventing people to win now? Nope.

That's not real. That is so real. Nobody gives their kids meth and then has them have sex with animals. This guy, the judge says, is one of the sickest human beings. ever heard of. Like this guy to me, he's not quite eating kids, but I mean, I can't think of anybody who's worse. He's really disgusting. So let's keep going, shall we? He doesn't eat kids, but he has tongue punched a dirt star too. Yeah, a couple times. Watkins finally gets arrested in 2012 because apparently six other people who are around him are like, this guy's got some

problems with drugs. He's doing all sorts of stuff. And they reported him and the cops finally arrested this guy. How is he finding women that don't report him immediately? How is he finding these women? Dude, let me ask you a question. Yeah, please. You're in the isotopes. What are you going to do if you find out... Why does I keep getting brought up? What are you going to do when you find out

producer Chris is up to this kind of stuff? What are you going to do? I think I can find another base player. Right. I think that'll be pretty easy to... I have to ask this. Is this story the reason why the isotopes don't have elite singer when they don't have a frontman? Dude, this isn't... This is insane. It doesn't make any sense to this guy this behavior is not being found out there are tons of people calling him out for this

shit he was having some interesting problems with his band as well okay uh i found an interview with a couple members and they told some really great stories one of the guys his last name was richardson he said that uh at that lead show that she was talking about earlier he wanted them to change the time that they went on from five o'clock to nine o'clock they did nine o'clock goes they were supposed to go on he just didn't show up oh great so they made the whole band go up there minus the singer. So they went up and I guess did like instrumental shit. So this is the story from the bass player. He says, I came off the stage, fucking livered. I get on the bus. Ian's on the bus. And I'm like, nice one. And he gives me some shit. And I blacked the fuck out. I'm laying punches

into his face for 10 seconds or 10 minutes. I don't know. I'm a big boy compared to him. So I'm proud of this. He then gave me a fucking look after I hit him. And I had this can of monster energy in my hand. And I smashed the fucking can to his head. And I'm like, fuck. I went outside and puked. For the next three weeks, he's got black eyes cut on his face, and I'm feeling fucking horrible about the whole thing. That's what I did when he missed a show. You know what I mean?

If I knew anything, if I had any inklet about any of that shit, I probably would have killed him. Yeah. Like, his band members were losing their shit with him. Like, that guy beat the fuck out of him. And this is the point where he's having these kind of problems with the guys in his band, who he's making millions of dollars for. Yeah, I mean, if you probably should have started with that.

We've already gotten to the force of kids to do bad. and fuck their dog. And he was a terrible bandmate, Carl. I know. The terrible bandmate thing, I think that ship has sailed. I assume he wasn't pleasant to be around. Yeah.

Also, he missed a note in the studio was, so they had to fix it in post. Here's a fun thing. He also owned a t-shirt company. Am I going to get to go today? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

I'm almost done. I swear to God, I'm almost done. So. He had a t-shirt company? Yeah, a t-shirt company. And he started selling

T-shirts and said, not guilty. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What does he write? I'd love to hear like song lyrics. Like, what does he write about? Oh, well, we'll do that another day.

Okay. On the 26th of November, Watkins pleaded guilty to attempted rape and sexual assault of a child under 13, but not guilty to rape. This was accepted by prosecution. I don't want to rape adults. He further pleaded guilty to three counts of sexual assaults involving children, and six involving, taking, making, or possessing indecent images of children, and one of possessing. an extreme pornographic image involving a sex act on an animal. Yeah, so he got sentenced to 35 years. The mothers stood next to him in court, and they were also sentenced.

The mother of the 11-month-old boy was sentenced to 14 years in prison, and another woman who conspired to have Watkins rape her child was sentenced to 17 years. Yeah. Good. All right, happy endings. Wee! Okay, well, he's a douchebag to the end, and you're going to laugh your ass off at this. Okay. So the day of his sentencing, they read this transcript from a phone call he had with a publicist.

One more thing. On the day Ian Watkins was being sentenced to 35 years in prison, a transcript was read to the court from a phone conversation Watkins had in prison with a female fan, where he stated, I'm going to put out a statement on the 18th just to say it was mega-laws. I do not know what everybody is getting so freaked out about. And Carl, here's the fun part. Mega lulls is kind of something he was trying to get like catch, like a catchphrase going. Here's a picture from his shows. This is what he had. And he was selling Mega Lulls T-shirts with the four exclamation points. Mega lulls, guys.

Am I right? What a douche. That's a duchiest thing yet. Wow. Yeah. So he's a real piece of shit. all right and let me see is there anything else i would say oh yeah yeah he made the news kicker yeah yeah he made the news last year the most recent update on his prison time because this

he got sentenced like 2012 to 39 years yeah so he got five months added on to his sentence last year because they found him with a cell phone in his anus so there you go ladies and gentlemen who's ringing yeah who's ringing in here we want to know where the cell phone is but yeah so there you go Ian Watkins one of the most disgusting fucking people I've ever heard of in my life there you go

love it all right Carl take it away all right I am bringing to you a guy named Randy Stair or as he's known on the internet Andrew Blaze now you have a look on your face do you know of this person

no but I don't like the nickname all right so So Andrew Blaze had a job at the grocery store, at the supermarket, where he lived in Pennsylvania. He did overnights. And what he would do... What kind of the store was it? I missed it. I'm sorry.

The supermarket. Okay. Gotcha. So he would do overnight stocking shelves, things like that, things of that nature. One day, he goes into work, and I'll let these people describe the first hour and a half of his shift. He, like, clocked in at 11 and spent the first hour and a half of his shift stacking pallets against the doors and exits. Holy fuck. He had two shotguns with him

and he decided to take out all of his co-workers and then himself. So there they are in just these four people working in a supermarket overnight. He decides to block all the exits and then discharges 54 bullets at his co-workers at the end of the killing spree.

11 each. Taking himself out. 12 each, sorry. At the end of he took himself out. So that's, That's what this guy did that was heinous, but I didn't mention the other thing about him is that he was a YouTuber. Now, we started out doing some YouTube stuff back in 2007. He'd make little sketches and have like sketch comedy stuff.

I watched a little bit of it. Not very good. What are you going to do? This is why every fucking open micer I ever meet terrifies me. Yep. As they should. It's going to get worse for you at a second here. So he decided around 2012 that he was really into animation and he developed a new YouTube channel called the Ember Ghosts.

Squad. And the Ember Ghost Squad really was around this one character, Ember Flores, who was based off a character Ember McLean from this other Nickelodeon cartoon show. Not to be confused with WWE wrestler Ember Moon. Correct. Not to be confused at that at all. This is like a Nickelodeon style animation show. And it's the Ember Ghost Squad. What these people do is they find people who are going to commit suicide and recruit them for their team because they're all ghosts so it's all about suicide and death and he's very into it so he was trying to recruit his co-workers well not quite what happened was he was working on a big project and back in january of 2017 he decided i'm going to do this huge animation he had the whole storyboard written out he does a lot of the

cartoon work. He does some of the animation. He needs people to help him with the voiceover work. He needs people to help him with the animation because he's not that good at it yet. It takes a long time. He got Billy West, I heard. So he hired a bunch of people to help him with this big project. And it's what he's been gearing up for, 24-year-old kid, really excited. He's going to become a big star from this thing that he's making. And all the people he hired kind of flaked on him. So they went to go work at the supermarket. So when he finds did put out the video. It was kind of half complete. There were parts of it where it just tells you on the screen what he wanted to have happen in those different scenes and in those different

scenarios. The video starts off with four pages of text that read this. To all the people who screwed me over in this video and left me hanging, fuck you. To all the animators who agreed to help and shoved me aside as if I didn't matter, fuck you. To all of the worthless people involved with this video in general who made me feel like I didn't even matter. you. To everyone who agreed to help in general and made me feel like I didn't even matter, fuck you. To the fans who will appreciate what I managed to get done with this five months completely on my own, thank you. There are going to be some missing shots left unfinished. I like a grateful person. Yes. He really do. He loves the fans still. There are going to be some missing

shots left unfinished in this video with animatics in place of the black holes due to zero of the 10 plus animaries who I reached out to even lifting a finger to help out. Page two. This was going to be something amazing. This is going to be something awesome. This is going to be something unique. In the end, what do I have? Hardly anything, thanks to you, uh, thanks to you, good for nothing faggots. All of you animators can fucking drop dead. This was meant to be something spectacular and all you did was crush my dreams for it. The animator is just pushing me aside for more important work when I was able to pay you by your outrageous fucking rates. Just fucking die. I'm going to be fucking dead by the time you see this video. Congratulations,

you fucking blew it. I hope you forever rethink. what gets sent to you from now on. I hope you forever have the weight of the world crushing your spine into the fucking pavement. So after spending January through the first week of June on this, I fucking gave up on it. What's the point? What's the fucking point?

I literally killed myself over this fucking thing with no thanks to any of you. You're all worthless fucking cunts. Thanks for nothing. Seriously, thanks for fucking false hope. Thanks for absolutely nothing. You good for nothing faggots. I'm going to haunt your fucking dreams.

I'm going to hover over your worthless, pathetic bodies while you fucking sleep. And when you fucking take your last breaths, I'm going to be in your pupils laughing my fucking ass off. I thought there were still good people in this world, willing to lend a hand when I needed it most. Turns out I was fucking wrong. Fucking die.

Virtually, I'm still gone. Last page here. Virtually 75% of the music video was intended to be animated. Only one quarter ended up finished with zero help from you fuckers. I had to do everything. What else is new? Throughout my entire nine-year career on YouTube, I've always had to do everything myself.

This was meant to be a collaborative effort, and you just flat out didn't fucking give a shit about me. I was patient, I was nice, I was inspired. In the end, what am I now? Satisfied. I'm fucking satisfied that I was able to somehow still make this decently animated with only two years of animation experience.

I wanted fucking experience people to work on this and make it amazing while it didn't fucking happen. I waited three and a half months for animators to help out. I get shut out in the cold like an ex-fucking wife. You can kiss my deceased female white ass you good for nothing cock suckers to the fans who still care about me

some of the answers you're looking for are in the Andrew Blaze suicide tapes folder in the digital release set that was just released tonight this set in the video description I'm sorry about this either I'm not sorry about this either so what this kid did is he planned out for months

this murder suicide rage that he went on and he recorded videos of him talking about it and then released everything an hour before he did it okay so can I make two points real quick.

Number one, if you ever call me long-winded on the show again, I'm taking off my headphones and I'm coming in the other room and I'm going to strangle you with the cord. I just wanted to get the rage across. And number two, I know you read those because you just want to take up all the time to save time before you have to spin the wheel. I wanted to communicate how angry this guy was about this project not getting done. He was very upset about it.

Now, the project itself, if you watch it, it's interesting. It starts off. Well, I'll let it play, and the people on here describe what's going on. But yeah, let me get back to what we were where he's getting his guns ready. So these are all real guns and real ammo because he really went and did this. Yep, it's all real shit. And yeah, he had been making this video for a few months. He just didn't put it up until beforehand.

Like that day when he went into work that night. This is fucking horrifying. Isn't this fucking insane? So what this guy did was he recreated. this isn't even real, but it all really happened. He recreated him getting his guns out, getting his ammo out, and he's like holding the gun and creasing it. He's got multiple shots going.

And this is animated. No, this is actually live action. It's all edited. And it's really poorly acted. He's just, he's like, oh, he's so agonized. He doesn't know what to do. And he's struggling with it. Why wouldn't they animate my cartoon?

Which is crazy because this is all shit that he is going to do. And he's not even a good actor or he's pretending that he's going to do it. So then he puts on this, this t-shirt. and then he transforms into an animation and him and this female character Rachel are now in an animation and this is part of that part of the film where he goes on this long

monologue about the beauty of death and how suicide's the only way this guy's worse than Kevin Smith he doesn't shut the fuck out. Yes, he does not shut the fuck up. This is just a little piece of it. Death, the most beautiful, gorgeous, luscious thing about life

people care about you more dead than alive fact all right so after that I have no problem with that argument after that he recreates being goofed on now he's playing this character and this other girl Rachel who he's also that character too he's two women in this because he's a psychologically

burnt out person is he trans he is he actually I'll get to that in a minute I'll get to you what he identified as in a minute. But this is all the kids in school goofing on Andrew. Andrew's the leggyest gayest kid in the county of Westboro.

What do you say, bitch? Shut your mouth, you goddamn whore. Hey, Andrew, I heard you like to print out girls' Facebook pics and jizz on their faces. Hold her down, grab her legs. Hey, look, there's Andrew John his little carols again. Snip that bitch's hair off. Hey, Andrew, how bitch, you're dick.

I bet you're jerk. So what he's trying to recreate here is getting bullied and finally getting to a breaking point, which comes up here. Shut the fuckah! I bet you suck cucumbers down your foots! Shut the fuckah! I think you stuff cucumbers down your pussy! Shut the fucka! You all fucked with the wrong girls!

So at this point in the animation, he then goes into the school and starts murdering everybody. him and Rachel both have shotguns and he just started blowing people away people are hiding under their desks and they're coming around and just shooting him this is the project that he sent out to all these animators and voiceover talent people who then flaked on him

gee I wonder why I wonder why they didn't want to help him out with this project okay now you finally made your point eight minutes said I get it all right this is what's so crazy about it is that this guy was fantasizing about something that he wasn't going to do and then everyone flaked it was like fuck it now I'm actually just going to do it

and the blood is on your hands wow Now, also, what's fascinating, he asked him if he was trans. This is interesting. This kid also says that he's a woman like he's Ember Ghost or whatever. Like, that's his inside who he is. He identifies as a female ghost. Yes, yes.

He identifies as a Nickelodeon character that is a female ghost, which is maybe why he's got some mental issues. It's going to be a hard life to live. Who are some of the people he looks up to, though, Betty? Who are his heroes? And I guess he was really inspired by Eric. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebel, the Columbine guys. Those are good heroes to have.

You know, for me, it's like Matt and Trey. I feel like I look up to those guys. The thing about this is this guy respected people who actually got things done. That's true. Like, he doesn't like people who just talk, talk, talk, talk. He likes people who follow through. They follow through. So there are dozens and dozens of videos of him with his guns, buying his guns,

shooting his guns, explaining what he's going to do, released all of them. it the day that he actually did it here's just a little glimpse of it here he is in his car he's driving from where he just picked up his second shotgun i now have two two pump action 12-gauge shotgun must work 500s this one's and a half inches on the barrel the other one was 20 20 and a half one of the two i don't know i fucking got it i fucking got it that's what it sounded like after carl heard had patrick michael clip the other day oh yeah I got it. I finally got it.

I was so excited about that. Okay. So this guy is clearly insane. He sounded like he was fucking an ecstasy. Yes. After buying these guns. Fantacizing about these guns. He's all excited about. He's all excited about how he says to hide it from his parents.

He doesn't his parents. He has to hide the gun from his parents because they might get suspicious. Yeah, that he kept trying to get an apartment. But whenever they put in like, whenever he filled out the application and he wrote down that he was a transgender ghost. Yeah. The landlords just seemed to pass. All right. This is the last thing. This is him talking about when he's going to have to do this thing is based on whether his boss is going to be there or not because he really wants to kill his boss. He's looking forward to that specifically.

Part of me thought it could have been two weeks from now because one of my, the managers on the day shift, I'm on night shift, one of the managers on the day shift put in his two week notice. And my boss has been trying to get on day shift or second shift forever. and he had an opportunity to get it, but the way things are looking, he's not going to get it. So then also put me, like, on the clock here because it's like he's been trying to look for other places to work, you know, try to get off a night shift and just find another job. And the way I see it, I can just barely have enough time to do all this within four weeks. He's like, oh, man, my boss tried to find a new job. I've got to fucking hurry this up now.

Yeah, man, I don't want him to get away. That would suck. Wouldn't it suck if he clocks out before the killids? In this video, also, there's a music video. It's like a Gwen Stefani song. No. Yes, and it goes to this whole thing where it shows him stocking the shelves. You know, that makes sense.

I think Gwen Stefani's, you know, demographic probably is transgendered ghost. That makes sense to me. That's why Ronnie's is so big. I can be sweet. But, Vin, it's so creepy. He knows he's going to shoot up everybody. He takes a video showing all of the different aisles, shows him stocking the shelves. And then it pans to his notebook where he's scribbling.

all will die and all this kind of shit, which you would think would just be like a, you need attention really bad. What was the name of the supermarket? It was called Weiss. I bet you it was like one of those IGAs, International Grocers Association's not part of a chain. No, I don't know if it's part of a chain.

Because I can imagine, like, this kid wouldn't make it 10 minutes at Wegmans before they saw the notebook and were like, you need to go away. Well, you know what's crazy about this is that they closed down for a month after this happened, did some altercations inside the store, and then opened up again. They did some alterations.

Alterations, not altercations. Thank you. They fought the building. You're such a smug prick. I really ate you today. You are the most smug you've ever been on this show. Spin that fucking wheel. I know, you're very excited about that.

People are pissed on that they're still shopping in a place where people were being hunted down. It's not like they're slipping in the blood puddles, for Christ's sake. They mopped them up. Anyway, Andrew Blaze, aka Randy Starr. What were the, what were the, altercations. What did they do? Oh, they just rearranged everything. That's all they did. Yeah. Yeah, they just opened up the supermarket again after that.

They put cardboard over like the cooler doors where the glass was shot out. No, no, they literally like moved the, the milk aisle to a different part of the store. The cereals are now in aisle three. It's an aisle six. Like, oh, okay. Oh, that would piss me off. I know. That would piss me right off. If I was a customer, I'd be so angry. I'd be in there like, finally, they're back fucking open. That's the worst fire. I want my goddamn Coke. off-puffs. All right, Vinny. I'm sorry my creep wasn't fucking 11-month-old kids. I apologize for that. Somebody clip that.

All right. Are we done with the smug portion of this show? Can we move on? Do we get any voice emails? Never, but go ahead. Can you finish your story? Do we get any voice mails or anything, Vin? No, that's it. That's it. You don't have any of the audio of only killing everybody? No, he didn't record that. No, it's what's crazy about this show? So wait, this guy who complains the whole time about having a plan and follow through, post everything on YouTube up to it? Yes.

What a fucking failure. What's crazy about it is that he just wanted to be famous after he was dead. So he never released any of these videos until an hour before he did it, just hoping that this would somehow go viral and everyone know who he was. This asshole thinks he's going to get like invited to all the coolest

ghost parties. Yes. Like after he does that. He really thought he was going to be on the other side. He thinks he's going to be an animated version of himself on the other side. He was really obsessed with whatever this fuck this cartoon show was. God, these parents. What do you think they were going through with this guy. Oh, dude. They knew. They knew they had a real weirdo on their hands. What was his name? His name is Andrew Blaze was his YouTuber name, but his real name was

Randy Stair. Okay. All right, ladies and gentlemen, you have a choice this week. You could pick Randy Stair, aka Randy Blaze, or you could pick Ian Watkins, one of the worst people on the planet. Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. Remember, folks, it's really important to vote. Make sure you vote at the creepoff.com. and when you vote, it's really, really important. Big swing and a miss. Yeah, big swing and a miss. Oh, there it is.

Vote for Biddy! There it is. I just show you how to use a soundboard. Maybe you have to show me how to use a soundboard. I lost all my own shit. All right. So let me pull up some voice fails. We got a couple this week.

Here we go. You know what really creeps me out that British people, instead of using mayonnaise on their sandwiches, like Americans, aka normal people, put fucking cold butter on their sandwiches. And you know what they do with the mayo? They dip their fucking fries, aka chips in mayo.

It's stupid and creepy and wrong. Sir, I've realized in my time on this earth that there really is no wrong way to eat. The way you do! That's the wrong way to eat. What are you talking about? All right, next voicemail. Does that guy even listen to our show?

That's so fucking random. I just really liked that call. It made me laugh. All right. We got an idea for the wheel. Hey, Vinnie. I have an idea for the wheel of consequences. I think you should do this as a two and one.

So if Carl lands on it and he spends, he has to French kiss that chick from that bonus episode that he did, life with herpes. and if you land on the square I think you should have to go vegan for a week I'd rather kiss the herpy girl I'm just saying but I think that'd be pretty good

call me back I got to ask you a question In your opinion who was more stoned The first caller or the second color? I think it was the same person Oh really? I don't think it was But a lot of weed

A lot of weed there All right last one I just wanted to say that I thought Vinny had the bigger creep this week but I'm giving a spite vote for Carl because he had a good point make your case not a case against the other guy

Thank you That's it Yes, that was a good point Vinny loser What the fuck? Vinny loser This guy's trying to have an alteration with me I think so

Hey I got a couple other voicemail Oh, great. I always love what you surprised me with him. Came from our WATP hotline. All right. Hey, this is Michigan. I just wanted to let Vinny know that Josh Potter now has own podcast. I thought he might like to know.

Call me back. Who? And then he called again and left this voicemail. It's Michigan. I forgot to mention that Josh Potter is on the quote unquote Roach Motel. podcast and also please look up his eye thank you i've seen it in person thanks yeah i emailed you he sent me the email the picture did you see that vennie no i've seen it no i didn't even see that you sent me that when did you send it to me right before i came over here oh i didn't look so josh potter

has a podcast called the roach motel yeah you want to maybe look at that for i wish him nothing but good luck and success you want to do that for wATP maybe maybe a bonus episode behind a paywall yeah all right that sounds good to me here's the thing man i don't know why everybody's trying to like start all this shit with me and josh josh has the problem with me everybody that's all okay i don't care all right fair enough hold on yeah you got did somebody say something hey who did you just mention josh potter i don't care i don't care my jokes don't go over i don't care everybody i don't care i got it out of loop I don't care

I don't care I don't care I don't care I'm happy go lucky women call me plucky I don't care I don't care I don't care

I'd go all day with that but that's all right Hey did you listen to WATP the one we put out this past week Yeah There was a guy Cameron Who put together a subreddit news segment Oh really?

He made one for the creep office as well. No shit. What a good guy. Yeah, let's check that out. Because, you know, the creepoff subreddit is very active these days. Not particularly, but... Hello, Carl, hello Vinnie, and hello creeps. This is the subredder news for the last couple days. This has been... For the last couple days. I thought you'd like that. That was pretty good. I liked that good.

Oh, that really got me. That really got me. Some of the photoshopps that are on there are pretty good. I like the one of you and your bedroom was pretty good. That one's amazing. And then the one of me the other day is like some type of Spanish, I don't know what it was, but it was pretty good. That was fucking hilarious. You bought those tattoos.

Yeah. Comedy at the Carlson, I'll do where I laughed. Yep. Also, the greatest ever was Carly in the Garbage Factory where you are at Oompa Lumpa. Have you seen that one yet? And you're a factory of shit. Yes. I'm familiar with that.

Yeah, that was great too. Now, folks, if you want to join the subreddit, check it out. Reddit.com backslash the creepoff or whatever the fuck it is. We also have a Discord server where there's a lot of fun happening on there. It's part of the WATP Discord server. I apologize. We're on there. And if you would like to leave us a voicemail, simply call 58537180108,

or you can email us to the creepoff pod at gmail.com. And if you want to see some of the Photoshops that people do of the show, I try to put them all up on our Instagram. So I'm sure you could find it. Hey, I have another submission for the Nick Bate tribute album. No shit. Yes. All right.

This week, I tackled this toe-tapper from Nick Bate. Annal Rape. Annal Raid. Anal Raid. Anal Ray. All right. You know, there was a very Shatner-esque delivery there. That's pretty good.

I can hear Bill Shatner cover that. I'm not saying I do better versions of these songs. I just do different versions of these songs because they're pretty brilliant. So I brought that up to the isotopes band practice this past week, and we came up with this. Endo Ray Endo racing Endo racing You know, that's pretty great.

And I would say that it sounds like a track from your 2011 album called The Isotopes. It sounds very similar to it. You think that maybe I recycled some music I'd already written, potentially for that one? I am not going to accuse you of anything. I'm actually amazed that you would recognize that and know that we'd recorded that before. So I am not wrong. So I'm not wrong. That's the biggest compliment you've ever.

ever given me. Thank you. You knew a silent recorded nine years ago. Yep. Well done, my friend. Yep. But I mean, obviously, I didn't have the anal rape lyrics in there before. That was inspired by Nick Bate. I don't know why you don't just front that band. The Nick Bate band? No, the isotopes. Why you aren't just the singer full time. I know. You're right. With lyrics like that, my ability to sing those melodies like that. You're a talent, Carl. I am. You really are. It's shocking. Now, uh, how do you feel about getting to the scum parade? I am ready for the scum parade, my friend. Let's go there.

Later on me. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to start on down at Memphis, Tennessee. What do you say, Carl? You feel like heading south? We've been in Tennessee a lot lately. Well, it's a shitty place, Carl. It's a very shitty people. Have you ever driven through Tennessee?

Yeah. It's terrible. It's not terrible. Yes, it is. Nashville and Memphis are both great places. Sure. They got two great places surrounded by shit. Well, listen, we live near Syracuse, so what are we talking about?

I could smell Syracuse. I know. A Memphis caregiver was arrested for allegedly swindling money from an Elfell. adult client and selling the client's home. Did you know that that was like a scam? No. The Tennessee Bureau of investigation. If I did, I didn't have a home.

If you did, you'd have a nursing service. The Tennessee Bureau of investigation got a referral from its adult protective service division about a complaint of financial exploitation by a personal caregiver in September. Gloria Hoskins provided in-home care to a Memphis woman between July and September. This bitch moves quick. Two months, she sold the fucking house on her. Tennessee Medicaid fraud control specialist agents at Hoskins

coerced the victim into giving her access to a number of financial accounts. Hoskins allegedly bought items using the victim's name and then facilitated the sale of the victim's residence. You know what's funny about this? When I was thinking about it, the only thing this woman's guilty of is not being a nursing home. This is exactly what nursing homes do to elderly people. They drain their savings.

They sell their house. They take all the money from that. There's really no difference. Yeah, except this lady got her before the home. it. Right. Now what's this old lady going to do? So I think that she's like an entrepreneur more so than a criminal. They say that Hoskins stole the money by taking control of the woman's bank account and retirement accounts when she learned the victim has no family. Now, according to the TBI, they said Hoskins got most of the money by forging the woman's signature

on bank withdrawal slips. So she was just going to the bank with checks from the lady's checkbook all day long. Investigator said one of the things Hoskins allegedly bought was a Chevy Tahoe. the house is reportedly in fox meadows neighborhood of memphis hoskins was charged with financial exploitation of a vulnerable adult theft of property between sixty and two hundred fifty thousand dollars forgery and identity theft she was arrested this past wednesday i think she got a little greedy to do all that in two months like oh maybe slow your role you could have gotten away with you're there two months and you got a tahoe out of it yeah pretty good deal yeah it is a pretty good deal but then you're like it's like those people who win like all that money on who wants to be in mills millionaire and they're like, oh, if I don't get this question right, should I take the house or not? Right. Either way, she's going to jail. You ready to go to Utah, Carl?

Let's do it. Did you see a picture of this guy? I did. Now, how would you describe Russell Rusty Healy? He's an older gentleman. Uh-huh. He looks like he's probably a talented artist. It's a great professional.

He's got some hair. He's got like old white man hair that's kind of long. But he's a photographer described as well-known. in the Ogden, Utah area. He was arrested last week on sexual assault charges. Russell Rusty Healy was booked into the Weber County jail on two counts of first-degree object rape. One count of second-degree forcible sexual abuse and one count of misdemeanor theft. Healy, a well-known photographer in the area, is the owner-operator of his business who offered,

you ready for this shit, Carl? This made me laugh so hard. He offered drawings with other businesses for people to win a photo shoot, right? So he's one of those guys where you walk and you drop your business. card in the bucket when you go to fucking Applebee's or whatever the fucking you leave. So he's got one of these and you can win a photo shoot with this guy. Well, the Weber County Sheriff's Office said winners still had to pay for the photos. That's not winning anything.

That's not winning anything. And he's just like, congratulations, you won free photos, but you're going to pay for him. Congrats. Healy, a well-known photographer of the area, is the owner-operator of his business who did the drawings. The Weber County Sheriff's Office had a female reported she won a photo shoot with Healy and was allegedly sexually assaulted by him. The victim reportedly had sought a photographic session with Healy for months. He reportedly

had the female do work for him to help pay for her photos. So she won this thing, and he's ducking her for months. Yeah. And he's like, listen, you're going to have to do stuff for me to pay for these photos. And this dummy did. And she did. She allegedly told the victim he could pick her up

on his motorcycle and take her to get the photos on August 27th. But instead of going to his studio, he drove her on the back of a motorcycle to remote area in the west desert stopped at the gates of the little mountain air force test facility the victim said she realized she was in the middle of nowhere and that healy grabbed her and started kissing and fondling her the victim said she just froze and healy had forcefully groped her all over her body when she resisted healy said shh just be a good girl that was my healy voice

did you like it yeah the document say healy then returned the woman to her house What do you want it to do? Killer? Leave her? I think that's the point thing to do after raping someone. Take them back home. I'd like it if he didn't rape her. Oh, right, right, right.

I'd like it if he didn't rape her. He would not be in the parade. During the course of the investigation, they spoke with Healy's wife. Yeah. Uh-oh, who told him she was, quote, glad Rusty was caught, and that he is, quote, a sex addict and sleeps around with multiple other women.

And that several other women had complained to her about his, about Healy's behavior during photo shoots. Investigators said other previous clients reported similar alleged victimization by Healy through his position as a photographer. Mrs. Healy is a real piece of shit. So she knows that her husband has been raping women for 30 years. Doesn't say anything to anyone.

And then they bust him. They're like, good. I'm glad you did that. Oh, finally, somebody got, oh, Rusty? Yeah, like, maybe give us a heads up next time so we can arrest him sooner if you're all that happy about it. You want to know what his move was? He allegedly withheld photographs to try to trade sexual favors. He's like, so you know these pictures that you really want?

Gonna have to blow me for him. It's like, oh, that old gag. Yeah, that old chestnut. It's like the hole in the bottom of the popcorn. Yep. And other times allegedly sexually assaulted victims during meetings to pick up photos. He's fucking crazy. Yes.

He was doing it for decades. I don't understand this thing where it's like he's really well known in the community. Yeah, because he fucked everyone. That's why he's so well known. Like everybody should know about him. they didn't. He should have fucking wear a sign.

Yes. Yeah, he has to introduce themselves to his neighbors. Of course he's well known. Okay.

Here's an interesting little fact. The police said it is possible that there are many more women or men who have been victimized by

Rusty Healy over his 30 plus years operating as a photographer as he used his status to manipulate and prey on his victims.

Real piece of shit this guy. Yeah. If you're a dude who got raped by him because you wanted your glamor shots. I'm not coming forward with that story. Yeah, I'm keeping it to myself. I'll keep that one to myself. I'll just know who he is, just like the wife and I'll keep my mouth shut. You're lucky, buddy. That's going to be our secret. Yeah. I needed new headshots. It was the deal.

He said I had to work them off. All right. Carl, I think I'm going to flip up the order of these stories. Okay. We're going to go down to Florida. A woman allegedly broke into the house, into a house and attacked her co-worker's sleeping husband with a machete Mm-hmm. Why are you smiling like that? Because it's fucking hilarious. This crime is hilarious.

Sarasote County County Sheriff Deputies responded to a reported burglary at a residence on Burke Road shortly after midnight Sunday. Deputies found a broken bedroom window and an injured man with several lacerations to his body. Investigator said a woman identified his 27-year-old Alana Gibson broke into the house where her female co-worker lived.

and attacked her co-worker's husband with the machete while he was asleep. Gibson allegedly tried to strangle the co-worker as she intervened. Now, deputies said other residents of the house were able to stop Gibson, who fled the scene, leading deputies on a vehicle pursuit into a neighborhood county before she was arrested. In her car, she had a machete, an axe, a compound bow, and multiple arrows. She has the weapons of a Warner Brothers cartoon character. I'm surprised she didn't have an an anvil in there. She has the weapons from an extra from Braveheart.

She, like, what is she doing? I know. Gibson told the investigator she chose not to use the bow and arrow. She brought because she didn't want to hit the victim's wife by accident. Smart. Now, the machete, obviously, is not going to do any harm to anyone other than the victim. Right. You don't want to just shoot and bows all over the place.

Jesus Christ. They're laying in a bed together. I don't know if the machete's all that accurate either, but okay. So Gibson reportedly admitted to planning to kill the husband. and then to convince the man's wife to run away with her. Yeah, because that's a really good way to get somebody to like you is to murder a loved one. Make sure to take out one of their family members or good friends.

They don't really like you. Yeah, true love. This crazy bitch went in there with the machete and thought she would hang out the husband and this woman would be sitting there with like Bugs Bunny heart eyes. Fucking at her. I planted the Warner Brothers seed. You did. You absolutely did.

It's completely crazy. So co-worker's husband was hospitalized and is in stable condition. Gibson was charged with attempted murder, armed burglary with assault, and fleeing eluding police. She was held without bond. Hell of a story, eh? A, Carl? I'd say, Vinny. All right, last story of the scumperate today, ladies and gentlemen.

We're going to Bellevue, Nebraska. All right. Where police were called to the Sonic Drive-in Saturday, Now, officers sent to the scene where first told a bomb may be inside a moving truck parked in the parking lot. The incident was declared a shooting a minute later after the police got there. A U-Haul truck in the parking lot was on fire because of fireworks or some type of device that was put inside of them to, like, create a diversion. Well, why did they need to create a diversion? Because two people were declared dead at the scene.

Two others were taken to the Nebraska Medical Center. Officers were working early Sunday. They had to figure out what was inside the truck. they believe that 23-year-old man Robert Roberto Carlos Silva of Omaha went into this place with multiple shotguns and pulled a what's his name Randy Blaze

what's your guy's there? Andrew Blaze and shot up the Sonic so he fucking went all out he blows up a moving truck and starts shooting everybody at a Sonic drive-thru I got to say when I saw two guys were killed

in the Sonic Drive-thru I was hoping it was those two assholes from the commercials Oh, God, yeah. Who are always eating the fucking Sonic in the one guy's car? Yeah. It's like, let's just sit in the parking lot and eat our food. Who does that?

You're adult men. That's what happens after they go meet up and blow each other. Then they go to Sonic. It's such a fucking weird. I do not understand that. Is that done with now? I haven't seen that commercial in a while. I don't know.

I don't understand that whole thing of eating food inside a fucking car. Like, go somewhere. I'm not going to lie. Bring it somewhere. The lines that Sonic sometimes can make me feel violent. People were speculated that this was maybe you when they saw this article come out. I guess there's some type of resemblance between you and the shooter. No, he's three of me.

Let me say that. He is a very big boy. He's three of me. And I also said I wouldn't be caught dead in Nebraska. Now, this is not Silva's first run in with the police. Three days prior, Wednesday, November 18th, Bellevue police responded to the same Sonic drive-in to investigate a case of identity theft. It was reported that Silva had used.

someone else's Sonic app to order $57 worth of burgers and corn dogs from the restaurant. He was trying to zoom-ox some burgers. He was trying to zoom on some burgers. Show title. I was going to go with mega lulls. Mega lulls is going to go.

Zubak and some burgers. You know what? It'll end up in the description. I promise you that. Sova was then arrested for identity theft under $500 that booked in the county jail. Sova had three guns on him, which were taking his evidence that day. So they catch this guy

scamming food. Now at Sonic, it's not an expensive place, Carl. No, it's not. $57 worth of Sonic. Like, if you brought it $57 worth of Sonic, like, I would be like, what the fuck am I going to do with all this shit? Yeah.

And then like an hour lady back, I can't believe I ate all of that food. I'd be like, what a great friend. So $57 worth of fucking food, he got very angry because he got very angry because get caught and he decided to take revenge and he blew up a fucking truck and murdered people over it holy shit i got nothing for that carl i'm just absolutely it doesn't make any sense this story it doesn't make any sense at all i don't know why he was so angry yeah it's a young kid too yeah it's not like you know people wouldn't animate his cartoon for him right that's a reason to blow

people up but this guy had decades well maybe years of overeating ahead of him and yeah he has to go and do that he's only 23 dude 23 probably be 23 years old these three of me he probably lived to be 32 or so if he hadn't done this. Yeah, I hope this guy's probably going to, do they have the death penalty in Nebraska? You're asking me like, I know. I'm just asking. I'm just asking. I hope they're one of those places that have like the really fun ones where they come up with interesting ways to kill you.

Oh, yeah. Like they just made him eat corn dogs to death. That'd be pretty good. He was going to do that anyway. Either like, eat the stick. Take the stick with it. No, they're going to be like, where do the stick go? And this guy's just like, I'll get all of you.

fat fuck I'm not like I can call this guy a fat fuck and I don't even feel bad about it he's a big big boy yeah so I guess that is the creep off for this week Carl I had a great time talking to you yeah as always Vinny yeah we're not gonna close the show yet oh you know I'm so ready to close the show

we're not closing the show yet Carl I'm about to bring you a present we're gonna spin the wheel all right we're gonna spin the fucking wheel while Vinny's bringing this over I'll remind people of the rule that we have for spinning the wheel is I get to defer, if I

land on something that I really am like, I'm just not going to drive to Gary Indiana, whatever the fuck it is. You're a piece of shit, Carl. If I decide I'm not going to do it, I can do that one time, but then Vinny gets to choose any other consequence that is on the wheel

that I then have to do. So let's read what the consequences are real quick. Let's remind people of what might happen to me after I spin this wheel. I'm so happy. Starting with the drive to Gary, Indiana, which is obnoxious. Go to Tom Myers Restaurant, which will be what I pick if you don't choose Gary, Indiana. I hate you. Tom Myers Restaurant, the seven second porn challenge where you have to watch porn.

I wasn't at the four second. You have to watch porn very loudly on your phone in a crowded area. I'd think in Wegman's shopping line for seven seconds. Suttering John book report. You have to buy Suttering John's book and then write a report on it. Read it, write a report. It will be graded by a teacher. And it'll be graded by an actual teacher.

We're Crocs in public. Seaminology. This was a creep that Vinnie brought a few months ago. A guy wrote a book about cooking with, I believe it was called Nature's Harvest. Yes. And it was about like making cocktails and cooking with semen. And you can get an autograph copy of that for about $100. We have to buy the autograph copy.

And then be seen in public reading it. Be seen in public reading it. The bartender's book is called semenology. That's the one. Seaminology. Okay, truck nuts. You get to buy the truck nuts and put them on your vehicle for what a month do we decide? Until the next person spends. Okay.

It's so stupid. The two-hour handcuffed music challenge. Yes. This is what gets very excited. God, you know, I'd have a hard time. This was based on one of the stories that we read where I would be handcuffed into room and having to listen to the same song on repeat for two hours. You'd be handcuffed to a wall at a road.

handcuffed, yeah, to a wall. And the song is a song that I get to pick. And you get to pick the song, and I listen to it on repeat. And I have a plan for that, by the way. If it's Baby Shark, I will murder you after it's done. It's not going to be Baby Shark. Do you remember what I asked you what your favorite song was? I do remember what I said.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I changed it, though. I picked a better song. Okay, good. So, uh, that's that fun consequence right there. Yep. And then we have cuties movie athon. I got to watch the movie cuties.

We haven't decided how many times, yeah. I've like in a row. is plenty. Multiple viewings in one day. I still think once is plenty. Back to back multiple viewings of cutie. Either of these last two, we'll live stream. It's happening. All right. We have to perform

Vic's stand-up and an actual stand-up, open mic. Or the next one is Seamus's stand-up and an open mic. Seamus' would be more fun to do. Vicks is... Uncle Sammy Pooh just said I should pick Hey Jude for you. Fuck you, Uncle Sammy Pooh.

dinner with a listener and then the adult diaper challenge yep you have to wear an adult diaper for a day and use it at least once and then a podcast series so this was a new one I think we just added this last week so you want to explain what that is basically

the loser has to do a podcast series five episodes at least 10 minutes each about a topic picked by the winner yes oh my God some of these things are just so time consuming It's why it's fucking awful. All right.

Here we go. Hold on. Is that all of them? That's all of them. You didn't get crox in public? No, I read that one. Oh, did you? Yeah.

Okay, Carl, you do have the right of fuse first refusal, but just realize that I am a motherfucker and I will ruin you if you do. And away we go. And the wheel is spinning and Vinny's jumping over down like a child as the wheel spins around and around and crocs in public it is. Oh, God damn it. That's such a take. aim one compared to not the other ones. All right. So you have to wear crocs in public until the next person spins.

Every day I have to wear crox in public. Yeah. Every time you leave your house, it's wintertime, Carl. It's going to suck. Oh, man, I got to go down to Tampa. Tampa. That dick. And you will be wearing crocs at that show.

A live show in a theater on December 12th. And I'll have my crocs on. Great. God, I hope you fucking slip and fall. All right. All right. Ladies and gentlemen. Sorry, sorry, I'm accepting that, by the way, Vinny.

I know you really wanted to pick one for me. Casey just said she wears crocks in public, so. Casey's a fucking weird bird, man. Cool. She was sending me some of the notes that she's getting because we posted her number on Patreon for who are these podcasts. People are real fucking creeps, man. What are they saying to them? When you say, I'll read it to you.

This is kind of funny. When you say that this show is for creeps, that is very true. All right. Well, this one says, hey, ketamine, Casey, you drugged out dyke, you can at least pretend like you're having a good time doing the voicemail segment, or is your brain too fried off drugs and rancid cuns to do that? Also, send feet picks. Very charming, very charming individuals. I got to say, it's definitely not as tame as I thought it would be. I thought it would be like the standard show me your asshole, like just all sorts of, you know, really fucked up stuff.

All right, all right. So, speaking of reviews, we have a new review lined up from our pal Kevin. Oh, we do. Yeah, yeah, I have it ready and queued up. So we're going to close out the show. Carl and I are going to get out of here and we'll give it over to Kevin. Great. Remember, folks, it's nice to be important.

But it's more important to be nice. Gagia! who had a little boy, had allowed Watkins to give the boy methamphetamine or ice. And attempted for sexual acts on the boy. AIDLRAID. AIDL FRAG. I denounced it.

What's up, fuckers? It's Cobra Commander with this week's creep-off reviews section. Yeah, that's right. I'm here, taking time out of my coronavirus day to read to you shits. But enough about me and my crappy days. Let's read some reviews. This one is from, I don't know, it's a bunch of Chinese characters. And it says, life without Vic. This show has no Vic, therefore this show is good. I don't know. who Vic is, but if she's anything like, uh, like

Destro, she doesn't do her dishes. I've been in lockdown with Destro now for 90 days. Yes, we were about to overthrow, uh, a small company, uh, we were, we were going to take over all their assets and use it

against the Joe's. But I got put in coronavirus lockdown with fucking Destro. Do you know, how bad that is, he smells. I'm just saying he doesn't shower very often. The next one. Creeps is the title, and it's by Kesa 20.

Worse than a trash can wearing headphones. I don't know what these people are talking about. I assume that's a reference to who are these podcasts, and they're a horrible logo, done by I don't know who. but seriously folks Destro let's get back to him okay this asshole does not shower

right I asked him the other day please clean your dishes alright Destro it's all I need you to do and he was like oh my name's Destro and I don't clean the dishes this time

I'm gonna just you know put him in the sink or not worry about it and I was like motherfucker listen to me okay you are stuck in here with me in this bar

with the Cobra Commander, I'm always wearing a mask, all right? That's good. That's one of the good things. I've been wearing a mask since 1980. And he's got this stupid gold face or silver face or whatever it is. I don't like the matter, all right? That's all I'm saying. I can go on and on and on about Destro, and I probably will because I'm locked down with him, all right?

not only the fact we play video games this motherfucker sometimes I just plug the joystick in you know or I pretend to plug it in you know and then I play with him I play like you know

Super Mario 2 with him and he's playing the princess because of course Destro's the princess right he's using the princess right and I don't plug his controller in so then he thinks he's playing I do that to him

next review Brent and Caitlin should be creeps of the week. That's the title. And it's by I Love, I Love, Nancy and Lee. All one word. That's really hard to read, Nancy and Lee. It says, I got Stevie as if listening to this week's WATP. Never has one podcast so flawlessly fit together into one another.

Vick's roommate seems nice and shows much more skin. and then Vic does. So there's that. I like my creeps straight from the tap. And this podcast is the pump that makes me weak. But they spelled weak. W-E-E-E-K. I don't think that was the right week.

Speaking of weak, I asked Destro, could you make me some Kool-Lade, right? We're stuck in lockdown together. I said, we need something to drink. Make Kool-Lade. This motherfucker, all right? Number one, I told him to go grocery shopping weeks ago, right?

He doesn't get Kool-Aid. He gets the shitty knockoff store brand. It's weak as shit. Next review. It says, Engaging Podcast. By Arcona. Arcona. I don't, why do these people, they have such,

hard to read names couldn't they be easy like joe names like hawk come on duke those are easy names granted they're joe names but motherfuckers anyway the review says this is a must listen it draws you into the point you can't focus on anything else it is like when you smell something bad at work and can't figure it out oh believe me i know this one you obsess with and you can't let go then you go home and you still smell it and you realize it was you the whole time. And you have ball stank. Ball stank. Let me tell you about ball stank.

Destro. Motherfucker will not shower, right? You know what? I, God damn it. I hope he's not listening to me right now. Do you think he's listening? Holy shit. Boy, this was not planned well. All right, listen. All right. This is all. I'm reading all of these. These are all

done now. So do with it. As you will, people who listen. to the creep-off podcast. If you want more, Cobra Commander, that's me. All I want you to do is write more reviews so I can read these goddamn things

because I'm seriously going to lose my mind here in coronavirus lockdown, all right? I'm losing my fucking mind, all right? I used to overthrow governments. You know how hard it is to overthrow a government on Zoom? You know how it... All right, look. Okay. I will see you guys next week.

Barring, something doesn't happen catastrophically. Or fucking Destro doesn't slit my throat at night. He's wily like that. Anyway, thank you so much. This was the creep-off review section. If you totally hated it, send a review it. Say you hate it, you hate me, you hate everything. You hate Vinny, you hate Carl, the other guy there.

Or just write on the damn, I don't know, sub-review. Is that what it's called? Whatever it's called. All right, I'm out. See ya. Peace, y'all. This is stupid.