The Creep Off - Episode 40: Step-Dad Justice

Episode Date: December 8, 2020

This week Vinnie & Karl scour TV news to find their nominees for creepiest news anchor. Karl reveals his Nick Bate opus and we pick out a pair of consequence crocs for his trip to Florida: In the Scum Parade we meet a very belligerent drunk driver, a couple of weirdo’s who really like feral cats, and we learn the real consequences for ignoring travel bans

It's the cream off. It's the cream off. Ola Creepos, welcome to the world's worst contest, the show about creeps, buy creeps, for you creeps. It's the creepoff. I am your humble, humble host, the people's champion. Vinnie Paulino, and joining me today, as always, is hot cuckacarla. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? You know, pal, I could not be happier to be here doing the show with you today.

The Miami Dolphins and the Bills are both tied for first place, and we are not having any type of audio issues at the start of the show i also can't see you bitty yeah you can't see shit should i be able to see you right now ta-da we're here i'm so so sorry everybody i really fucked up the beginning of the show had a little bit of a tech glitch but we're good to go people expect that i do i expect that to i hope not this one never happened to me before this is a new one but hopefully we're all good so today's show this is number 40 carl hey can you believe we got this far yeah i mean the over under is still 77, right? I believe so, yes.

Yeah, so I think we do more. I think we'll do fine. Awesome. I think we just do it. Now, you're heading to Florida next week, yeah? This week, Thursday. Get your cheap plug-in. Oh, yeah, Tampa.

Dot Dick. That show, if you want to see me in Tampa on Saturday night, December 12th. I'll be performing with Dick Masterson, the guys from Revenge of the Sis, Ryan Long, Danny Polishuk, Madcox will be there, Nick Rickita. It's going to be a good time. Interesting. So the creep-off wasn't invited? The creep-off was actually, uh,

barred from showing up that makes sense checks out so last week we uh had a wild card round carl and i went head to head to try to find the worst of the worst that we could find from any era anything we just had to pick somebody i picked ian wakins lead singer of lost profits and a baby fiddler i still think that you planted all those stories and made that up because that is the most atrocious thing i've ever heard it sounded made up well the listeners agreed because they voted this week as to who's creep was creeper. You picked a guy named Andrew Blaze, was that his name? I don't know.

Who shot up his co-workers and made a bunch of silly YouTube videos of him scampering around shooting stuff? He was all upset that animators wouldn't help him with his project, so he murdered his co-workers who had nothing to do with it. I probably should have made that point more clear. He really took on his anchor on the wrong people. I hope you're listening, Kevin Ricotta.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, let's see who won, shall we? Here we go, Carl. Take a look at that screen. It looks like Vinny's got 63% of the vote compared to my 37. Go ahead and play your music, Vinny. You earned it this time. For making up all that stuff about this guy, I totally framed him. He's in prison, and I totally made it all up.

It's incredible. You can't plan all those stories. You earned it by far. I didn't realize I had this much power. I got to tell you how demoralizing it is when I have to go after you and you go through that story of this guy molesting nine-month-old babies. I'm like, all right, well, I'd have no shot. I would so much work to do it, too.

I'm like, this is a huge waste of time. Not only molesting, like nine-month-old baby is like filming it while he's doing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sharing pictures with people. What a fucking idiot. Well, I beat you handily this week. I want to know who this creepy 37% who voted for you are. They're loyal fans.

Sick of fans. Disgusting Carl sick of fans. I mean, I did have a pretty good creep. Just in comparison to your creep, I would have voted for you too. Well, this week, we have decided we put out a poll on the Twitter at Creep off pod and asked you guys to pick from a category uh from a series of categories i believe we had creepiest news anchor creepiest uh movie star and i believe it was creepy television personality was that what it was car i don't remember now that's who gives a fuck it didn't win it's creepiest

news anchor creepiest news anchor is the theme for this week so carl have you picked someone i have picked someone all right i have two so are you ready to start this shit i am down one zero in this round. So I brought it today, but you, because you won last week, get to go first. Ladies and gentlemen, my creep today, her name is, her name is Maria Athens from Anchorage, Alaska. Ooh, with the lady. That's right. Yeah, we don't get a lot of lady creeps out here. It's a good point. Well, this week, it's a little weird because news anchors for some reason, like when you go to research it, it's not exactly, there's not a lot of, headlines. There's a lot of drunk driving, a lot of beating their wives. It was hard to find somebody who was truly creep up, just someone that I thought was a creep. Now, today we're

going to talk about not only a creep, a bit of a cautionary tale, ladies and gentlemen. It's a cautionary tale about inappropriate behavior between an Alaskan politician and a television anchor. Okay, Carl, have you heard anything about this story? I don't know anything about this story. You sent me the person's name yesterday, and I never look it up because I always want to be surprised right right so this happened in october okay so this is a relatively new one so something some information is still not out there yet and i think this is the rabbit hole is going to get a little bit deeper but i was really shocked and i was almost nervous and i almost bailed on this today because i told my wife i go i'm using this person this is what they didn't

she goes oh yeah i heard about her and i went oh no well i imagine that your wife is also into creeps as much as you are she loves them yep she loves him she loves him So, ladies and gentlemen, this scandal between the mayor and this television anchor resulted in the FBI investigating it, all sorts of crazy stuff. So around 2016, the Democrat mayor, Ethan Berkowitz, who's married to a woman named Mara Kimmel, and as two daughters, began what is being described as a messaging relationship with Maria Athens. Athens told the Anchorage Daily News, she and Berkowitz began communicating on the messaging platform WhatsApp when he saw. quote, slid into my text. He was so smooth with his little witty slogans and pictures, Athens

told the newspaper. So they have this relationship. Like, it's basically sexting. Now, neither one of them have admitted that they fucked each other. Okay. But I'm going to have to say, judging from how south this went,

there had to be some exchanging of bodily fluids. Adults having consensual sex? Say no more, Vitti. What a creep. I know. All right, moving on. Oh, go. Oh, I'm not done. Okay. Well, one Friday morning, this relationship got blown the fuck up when Athens allegedly left this voicemail at the mayor's office. Oh, shit. I fucking hate. God damn it. Here we go. Oh, she's pretty hot.

Ethan, it's Maria Athens from Fox ABCW. Who's that national luck? I just learned from my Emmy Award winning journalism. You were also a pedophile in like little girls and children. And there's a website I'm so fucking exposing you. I'm gonna get an Emmy. So you either turn yourself in, kill yourself, or do what you need to do. I will personally kill you and Mara Kimmel, my goddamn self. You Jewish piece of living fucking shit. You have met your match motherfucker. You have met your motherfucking match. I can't believe I am such a good person and thought I loved you. I fucking hate I don't even hate you. I will pray for your vinesist, fucking ass. You piece of shit, loser. And I'm putting this on the news tonight. Bye.

Have a great Friday, you motherfucker. She threatened to murder someone on a voicemail. Him and his wife. Uh-oh, retort alert. Retard alert, class. What is she thinking with that? And she's like, and I'm going to win an Emmy. I know.

That's the worst part. It's not even like, I'm worried for these victims. I want to stop this abuse. It's like, this is an amazing story. I got the scoop. You would think this is how this would go. Now, it gets a little crazier because that was a voicemail she left at the mayor's office. What an asshole!

Now, you know that part of my job at the Carlson has been going around doing the media rounds in Rochester and stuff like that. So I know how television news generally works at a local level. They're not the best and the brightest. You tell them something. They film you sane, whatever the fuck it's going to be. be and then they show it okay this lady by that's a really good point i just want to point this out when people read that or hear the news and news anchors read stories they got a press release from a company from a PR professional and then they just read it verbatim they don't do any

investigative reporting they don't look for the other side they just read whatever they get i will go on record as saying that most print media and local news media in america is notoriously lazy Yeah, I used to work in a PR agency, and I didn't realize that that's the way the news operates, but it really is, which is why what you hear is always slanted based on whatever the interests are of the PR person who's sending the information. Anyway, I digress. This lady said, who is the news anchor? She's the one who reads the shit, says, and I'm going to put this on the news tonight. Yep. Okay.

So what do news anchors generally do? They try to tease. They get on their Facebook and their Twitter and they put out videos. well Maria did the same thing not too long after she left that voicemail she went and made this video and posted it on the Facebook the Facebook page for the station and her

personal one I believe okay there we go hello there Maria Athens from Fox ABCCW Newsnet National Alaska breaking news according to reliable sources anchor's mayor Ethan Berkowitz has his male genitalia posted on an

underage girls website coming up tonight Fox 4 News at 9 ABC News at 10 CW News at 1230 and News Net National for sure we'll cover this you heard it here first Hostes Jinnitia

on an underage girl's website What does that even mean? It means nothing, Carl What are she talking about? Because she has not been able to To this day Put forth even a tiny shred of anything

To back this up Okay she claims all of a sudden That sources told her this Yeah, reliable sources Reliable sources. Reliable sources. Right. So this goes out and the mayor's office obviously responds.

I would respond with what website are you referring to? I'd love to know. Yeah. He said that the statement that this was slanderous and categorically false, his administration called Athens Claim a product of someone who is hostile and unwell. Why would the station allow her to report on this? Well, they didn't, Carl. Okay.

Because we're going to talk about that next. So that same afternoon. Athens then posted what she claimed to be a photo of Berkowitz's nude backside as proof of her allegations. Here is the photo that she put on her Twitter. I like that you have this labeled Mayer's ass. I do. Maria Athens. Nice try, damage control.

Certainly First Lady Mara Kimmel can confirm that is her husband's hairy ass and bathroom tiles. Wait, who would take a picture like that? And why is she posting it? Right. So she's trying to say that she had... No one's ever posted a selfie nude of the... their ass. It was like from above the guy's head looking down. Right.

At the floor and all you see is like there's no one would ever post that. I don't even know if he took that picture. No one would ever post that. Like it looks like something the doctor would take of like a mole. Yeah. So she's saying Hey, first lady, I have this picture. So she's trying to claim that

there are nude photos of him online. She's not trying to claim that. She has already claimed that. Right. So there it is. There's nude pictures of him online. But she said that his post in it. Right. See, this is the proof. She's crazy, is my point. This lady is psycho.

If there was a rabbit, they would be boiling in a pot on this guy's fucking oven. Okay? So not only that, not only that, she does this. Things start to escalate. Here's what happened later that day, according to the district attorney's charging documents. Because there was an arrest, Carl. Athens and the station's manager who is described as her boyfriend in these documents. got into an argument while driving around the city of Anchorage.

He made her get out of the car and told her she was barred from returning to the station. From what I understand is he said, you don't have any proof of this. You cannot go on the news tonight and say this about the mayor of the city. You can't say it about anyone if you don't have proof of that. Even if you two have been having this sexting relationship, you can't just go on TV and do this. Yes.

Well, he threw her out of the car because things got so heated and crazy. Athens nevertheless went back to the television studio. Carl. Oh, nice. And she attacked him. Oh, good. When police arrived, she attacked an officer who was trying to calm her down. She was placed in full restraints, and she tried to kick out the back window of the police

cruiser with her high heels. What did you do? She was charged with assault, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct, and released after posting bail. Now, there's allegations here that this mayor is a pedophile, Carl. Yes. So the FBI gets involved. Okay.

Would you like to know what the FBI said? I always want to know what the FBI has to say. Well, the same thing they said about the elections. There's no evidence. Okay. Yep. That would. To support a violation of federal law at all.

There's no evidence of widespread child pornography on the mayor's like, yeah, on underage girls' websites. Okay. So what do you think happens to the mayor? Um, oh, I have no idea what happens to the mayor. I don't know what, what's, now this is, we're talking, this happened in October. Yeah. This happened on a Friday.

Okay. By Tuesday, because the mayor was so embarrassed of this whole situation, and now there's photos of his nude ass that he sent someone, supposedly. I still don't buy that. And also, I mean, it's a little hairy, but he's not like an overweight guy. It's not embarrassing. He fessed up to having a relationship with Maria. Okay.

He said, my resignation, because he resigned. Oh, maybe he is guilty. Results from unacceptable personal conduct that has compromised my ability to perform my duties with the focus and trust that is required. I apologize to the people of Anchorage for a major lapse in judgment. I made several years ago when I had a consensual,

inappropriate messaging relationship with reporter Maria Athens. I'm embarrassed and ashamed for the hurt I've caused my family and our community. I take responsibility for my actions. He did more than Pelosi, which he got caught in that beauty parlor.

Well, that's what makes me think that maybe he is up to no good because why would you just resign right away like that? Well, the FBI got involved. They didn't find. anything and this guy's married right like this guy's married he's got two little girls yeah he was done anyway like he wanted to run for governor oh no he had he was running for governor car i disagree because

what you do and i i've watched many politicians do this with great success is you say that woman's a crazy person and deny all allegations i've never texted with her i don't know who she is she's obviously crazy well once there's a naked picture of you it looks like i mean you just say he probably He said it to her. He probably was like, hey, baby. Did you just say your phone got back? Warm up the dildo. Like, I don't know what the fuck he's doing with her. Like sending that picture. Who knows what the fuck is up there?

I'm glad that you open this up by saying that more information may come out. I want to come back to this and find out what happened. As of December 4th, this is the newest update, Carl. Maria Athens has done nothing more to share about former Anchorage Mayor. She hasn't done anything and she hasn't gone public. But nearly a month and a half after posting the video, out of nowhere, on November 30th, she posted a video, a picture of her in front of the news station, Humping the sign.

Like she's like crawling on top of the sign. Again! Why did the mayor reside? She's a crazy person. He could have easily just said this woman is nuts. And she wrote, redemption tomorrow. Oh, boy. The watch was reported on the tweet, but Athens never went on air. This is another thing that I really hate.

And her Twitter and Facebook accounts were subsequently deleted this week. This is another thing that I really hate. I hate when people say, Something is going to happen. Just do it. Stop with the teasing already. Just do the thing that you think you're going to do because it's just embarrassing. If you announce it's going to happen, then it doesn't.

Now, uh... So what do you think's going on there? Why do you think it was deleted? Do you think she deleted her accounts? Do you think someone else did it? I think she deleted her own shit. Okay. I think she deleted her own shit because she's crazy.

She, she, I think she is absolutely bonkers. I think she's a creep. I think she made up all this stuff because she got fucking spurned. I think she is a creepo. And that is why she is my contestant this week, Maria Ather. All right. Great argument, Vinnie. You ready for my creep this week? Go for it. I have an amazing argument lined up for my creep this week. Bill O'Reilly. All right. Do we get any voicemails?

All right. I'm just kidding. It's not going to be Bill O'Reilly, although that would be some low-hanging. I did kind of toss that at you the other day. I said, I might have to do Bill O'Reilly here. I said whoever takes Bill O'Reilly is going to win this week. No, actually, do you know Ed Henry is, speaking of Fox News? I have heard of Aunt Henry. Ed Henry was the co-anchor of America's newsroom up until July 1st when he was fired by Fox News, July 1st of this year. What did he do? Did he wear a blue tie? I'll give me the son.

Did he actually walk into the middle of a Black Lives Matter protest and someone got a picture? How did he get fired for Fox News, Carl? That would be pretty good. I want to say that when we first started this show, one of the early episodes, I said, what actually is a creep? because I needed a definition of what we're talking about. Episode three is titled, what exactly is it? Right, so I needed to know, like, what is a creep? This guy is the dictionary definition of a creep.

A new lawsuit claims former Fox anchor, Ed Henry, raped and systematically abused a junior Fox staffer. Henry was fired by Fox earlier this month after the network said it received a complaint of sexual harassment. The lawsuit was brought by former Fox Business Network producer Jennifer Eckhart, who says this about her allegations. I felt that he had the power to derail me, to destroy me, to ruin my career. Now, not that any of this matters. Now, hold on a second. I'm going to call bullshit on this because I saw a bombshell,

and I'm pretty sure that doing stuff like that gets you promoted there. Yeah, I don't think this gets you fired. No, no, no, no, okay. Well, it's funny you say that because the allegation started in 2017, and Fox was well aware of that, and he kept moving up in the company and getting better and better gigs. So, yes. Rupert Murdoch has a type.

You are correct. He likes go-getters. Yes, correct. He literally goes and gets her. So if you want to look up Jennifer Eckhart, I do recommend that you do so. She is a smoke show. Okay. And it's funny because if you look at Ed Henry, he looks like such a dweeb.

You would never expect this type of behavior out of Ed. I bet to the listeners, not you, Vinny. Oh, I'm looking for right. I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll whack it for a second. Oh, yeah. Oh, good. God. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Look, those do-eyes.

There's a reason why Fox News has the highest ratings. What a lovely young lady. What a lovely young lady. Let's hear about, so she has a lawsuit against Ed Henry. Let's hear with the suit alleges. The lawsuit alleges that Henry, approximately twice Eckhart's age, had preyed upon, manipulated, and groomed Eckhart since she was 24. The suit also alleges he asked her to be his sex slave and his. little whore and threatened

punishment and retaliation if she did not comply with his sexual demands. Creepy behavior, I would say. Yeah, it worked. Yeah, I would say. But Matt Lauer did like butt fuck a girl that he wasn't supposed to. Oh, dude, Matt Lauer, trust me.

That was what I was looking at too. Yeah, like in the office. So, I don't know. Eckert's lawyer described how she was violently raped while helpless and restrained in metal handcuffs as Mr. Henry performed sadistic acts on her without her consent. They left her injured, bruised, and battered

with bloody wrists. Lawyers for Eckhart, who started at Fox as a freelance assistant when she was 24 years old, further alleged that Henry, who was married, took naked photos of her during the assaults, which he then kept for blackmailing purposes. So not only is he raping this chick, but he's also blackmailing her so that she can't say anything about it. That's pretty, that's- Do anything about it.

And now that- But did he release those pictures of her on the internet? The lawsuit also states that Henry took nude photos of her with her. without her consent before the alleged assault. I'm going to read from the lawsuit itself. Ms. Eckhart's counsel described to Fox News in graphic and specific detail how Mr. Henry groomed, psychologically manipulated and coerced Ms. Eckhart into having a sexual relationship with him and that when she would not comply voluntarily, he sexually assaulted her

on office property and raped her at a hotel where Fox News frequently lodged its visit employees, thereby facilitating whether knowingly or unknowingly Mr. Henry's conduct. The Fox News flop house. Yes. So Ed Henry's attorneys are alleging that this

was all a consensual relationship that Ms. Eckhart was fully aware of and was in control of. But then these text messages were released as part of the evidence. These are the text messages. I'm sure these aren't going to be very good. These are the ones that Ed Henry was sending

to his sex slave, uh, Jennifer. You mean his little whore. Fuck you and your safe word. You will know what I am done. Oh, no. Hashtag obey or hashtag discipline. What is he putting hashtags in more? I know.

What a creep. He doesn't know how hashtags work. Uh, going to make you my little whore again. Owned and submissive, more anal. Hashtag more anal. That's the name of this episode. Hashtag more anal. I like it.

I like it. Oh, Jesus Christ. If that doesn't get us some more clicks and downloads, I don't know what will. Well, let you know if one avails, you can get slapped around some more. And then he says, whatever. When you are owned, you don't get a quote unquote choice. And she wrote back, you don't own me. Thanks, Thomas Jefferson.

All right. So, wow, that is fucking nuts. There's a lot of psychological torture going on as well as real physical torture and rape. And it's a bit of a problem. Is he in prison? Well, he's standing. trial right now and what's amazing is that this is still going on and now this fucking asshole as the the trial is coming up i'll talk about the victim i'll read from the daily

beast here several prominent victims rights advocates including a lawyer who specializes in revenge porn litigation accused ed henry on tuesday of slut shaming his alleged rape victim and worse with 15 salacious and explicit photos attached to a court filing seeking to dismiss a disturbing sexual abuse lawsuit against the disgraced formal capable news anchor and his ex-employer Fox News. The defendant Henry would double down on his abuse of conduct by engaging in this kind of blatant victim-shaming is simply adhorrent, said the attorney. So he released a bunch of pictures of her to try to prove that she's into it? It is obvious that defendant Henry shows to publicly file such personal and intimate images of Eckhart to humiliate and retaliate against her for her decision to speak out against his sexual abuse. Hold on. I can't hear you. I'm Googling.

Yeah, I know. So that is probably the worst part about all of this. He was raping her, obviously, very sadistically. And then when she decided to actually get the courage to speak up and say something about it, he released all the nudes that he had taken without her permission while she was getting raped. The lawyer did. The lawyer was complicit in doing it, too. Holy shit.

Yeah. This poor girl. So guess who the winner is from this whole incident, Vinny. Can you guess? I hope it's not you. It's CNN. CNN hit a fucking field day with this. Let's hear how they reported at it.

I mean, here we go again. It just, it seems to never end in terms of the vile stuff that we hear from, you know, junior staffers. I mean, I could tick through the list of all of the various Fox men who have been accused of this stuff. But the Ed Henry stuff is so dark and violent. It's almost, it's in a different category, actually. It is in a different category. category and i have to say they do go a little overboard on cnb which you got to love just the

hyperbole that goes on when shit like this happens roger ails was out and fox news swore it was going to make changes i think since then we have heard continuing allegations of sexual misconduct from inside fox news it's like there's a permanent stain in the carpet that nobody can scrub out and the reason why it can't be removed is because the carpet was installed by a sexual predator Come on. I still think you can remove it. I mean, you just call different contracts. You just call a different contractor.

My God. Oh, my God. Well, CNN's fucking ridiculous. I'm very ridiculous. But anyway, Ed Henry is a creep, every definition of the word. And so he is my submission for creepiest news anchor. Vote for carlo at the creepoff.com. Or if you liked Vinny's creep, because that was a fun story, vote for Vinny.

There you go. I'm not feeling great right now, but. I took away. your power to what you always do to me. After I present my case, you go, yeah, but that's stupid. Go vote for Vinny. Stop trying to put your power over me, Carl. We're co-workers, Carl. We get any voicemails this week, Vinny? We did. But don't forget, again, vote at the creepoff.com. So we got some voicemails. I got to tell you, man, we got one of the more interesting voicemails we ever got. It's a little bit long. But it was in regards to my creep last week,

Ian Watkins. And whoever sent this in, I appreciate you. So I used to date this Jewish girl and when we met she was doing a lot of coke or sorry taking a lot of coke uh when we were dating she started abusing ambian when we broke up she started doing heroin when she went to rehab she started smoking a lot of pot and eventually she got into meth uh when i found out she got into meth we had not been dating at this point but i had remembered reading a forum somewhere online about meth addicts and they would talk about how they cherished and valued their time when they were children take their parents or their uncles would give the meth out in some cabin in the woods and then all the other meth head men would take turns running trains on these young boys

and they would talk about how they were looking forward to doing that to their own children so it's this whole insane meth culture right so i'm going to ask here does that sound right does that align with your experience with meth heads and she goes oh yeah that sounds about right. I've been raped about six or seven times, but I got a lot of free meth out of it, so I think I'm the one that came out ahead. So, Carl, yeah,

people doing meth are literally the most insane people in the world, and are capable of the most insane shit in the world. In fact, she stopped doing that and took up CrossFit, so, you know, she had to wait for the punchline. Good job, sir.

So that was just interesting, because we were talking about the slippery slope last week of like that guy started off with like being completely straight edge and ended up on meth raping babies. So I'm going to throw some advice out there to you creep off listeners. Don't do meth. Okay. Remember we were going to put that on the wheel? Too math. Yeah. Your consequences, you got to do a bunch of math. Ha ha ha. Don't forget to film it. We're just a couple of jokers. You know that? We really are just a couple of fun here on the creep Bob. Too much fun.

That's fucking crazy, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That whole voicemail is insane. And the way he delivered it, I believe every word. Hey, Carl, a famous person left us a voicemail. Oh, good. Okay, what's up, Vinnie and Carl?

You fucking do. It's the first time voicemail caller here, so I'm not going to tell you my name, because I'm going to tell you my name, because I'm going to need a docs because I'm so fucking famous, but you just don't know me, so it's fine. But I'm so glad to be here on the podcast. I'm so excited. I just have one burning question. has nothing to do with the podcast.

Vinnie, how do you feel when people spell your name wrong? How do you feel when they spell with a Y? Does it infuri you? Does it make you mad, Vinny? Just fucking make you mad? Vinny? I hope it does, Vinny. I really hope it does. Vinny with the Y? Vinny. Bastard.

I just want to know. I really want to know so I can know which one not to use want to write my memoir, because I'm going to fucking write your name, and I'm going to put how you are the person I know who loves pizza the most. I never even met the man. I just know you'll eat you at the Altman Bay.

And that's the passioners, and I respect that. That's going to my memoir. It'll be read by millions. Trust me. You don't know who I am, but I'm famous. I'm famous, Vinnie with Y. I'm going to keep saying that. Come on, Vinny.

All right, and Carl, I know Jen from the Jingles apartment is your wife. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Every time she's on the mic, sound like she's in the room. Carl. All right, guys. Peace out. Was that Maddox?

I don't know who it was. But I would like to put this out there to our friends listen to Creepoff. Let's all get on Twitter this week and maybe espouses to who we think this famous person was who left that voicemail. I'm leaning towards, I have a suspicion. I think that it is Reginald Vell Johnson, Carl Winslow. That's my guess. Okay. I want to point this out real quick.

Even if you are famous, and I heard from a very famous person recently who's been binging our show, even if you are famous, that does not exempt you from the 45 second rule. Correct. when leaving a voicemail. Correct. Let's revisit that because we just had two long ones. Now, can I tell you that I do get annoyed when people spell my name wrong? Did I tell you what happened to me right before the pandemic, Carl?

No. If you did, I didn't listen. My wife bought me a very, very nice gift. Okay. It is a, there's only 200 of them. It is a... Pizza coupon? No.

It is a, it's an art print of Brett the Hitman Hart. Okay. My hero. Yeah. Love the Canadian. Love Brett Hart. It's my dude. and it's awesome

and she got me a ticket to go meet Brett Hart and get it autographed. No shit. So I went to Albany to this thing to go get it autographed by Brett Hart. There was a ton of people there. There's probably like seven dorks.

No, there was like probably It's still real to be, damn it? A massive line. So finally I guess that. And all they're saying to me through this whole thing, Carl, is he doesn't do personalizations. He doesn't do personalizations.

Don't ask him. Okay. So they said like 90 times. so I'm in line. Finally, I get up to him, and he sees that poster. Brett, the fucking hitman heart, sees that poster and goes, oh, I love that one. That one's awesome. And I go, oh, thank you.

My wife got it for me. It's really great to meet you. Been a fan my whole life, as long as I can remember. Awesome. And we take a picture together. And he goes, hey, man, what's your name? I'm going to sign it to you. Brett fucking heart says, I'm going to personalize your poster, even though all these

people said, don't ask him, don't ask them. And I didn't. So the second I say, my name is Vinny, some. security guy starts yelling at me going don't ask for personalizations don't ask for personalizations and by the time I look down Brett the fucking hitman heart wrote two VINNNY

on my poster all right I'm going to make a suggestion and I've never been angrier I'm going to make a suggestion change the way you spell your name them because I think Brett the hitman heart knows better than your folks how your name is you spelled he's cucked you shut up what do you know seriously that would solve all of these problems oh really car with the K you're going to tell me how to spell

my name? Shut up. It's very common in Germany. Yeah, well. Your name with a cave. Yeah, Brett Hart was my hero that he spelled my name wrong. That's a great story, Benny. Uh, last one. Hey, Carl and Vinnie, this is you from Utah. Leaving a voicemail about a suggestion I thought of

pizza delivery people. I like that. You know, Vinny's a fucking fat ass. And that's all he thinks about, I guess, or whatever the fuck, the joke is there. Um, also suggestion for the will of consequences. It's pretty self-explanatory. The loser

finds them pays artists to commission a real art piece of them meeting their idol, stuttering John Melendez, and then fucking hanging it on their wall. All right. That's not a bad one of the show, guys. That's pretty good.

I can see that in one of these studios. That's pretty good. I wanted to be like one of those caricature drawings, though. No, like I want to get the lady who did all the portraits in the front of the... Oh, yeah, yeah, all right. It'll just be stuttering John

with a giant head, bigger than normal. and that's just me. That's cute. Yeah. Maybe that'll go on the wheel. I don't hate that idea. By the way, did you hear I was playing on WATP this past weekend that Sedering John was talking a lot about you?

Apparently, he thinks that the Vinny Paulino that's in the chat room is you, even though it's most certainly not. Because he has what other things to do with this time. Correct. And he's not sure if you're a troll or not. He's like, he does donate. And I think he's a fan of mine. But then, you know, I also think he's putting the show up on Reddit. And I just want to point out to Suttering John, and I should have done this on the show, but

Minnie's the only guy who's ever bought a T-shirt from you. The real mini Paulino bought three T-shirts from you. Large ones. I paid extra. You got to pay extra for the quadruple X. And I waited patiently for months. It did take a long time. That was before the pandemic.

Yeah. So, whatever. Stuttering John. So, uh, Carl, speaking of consequences. Yes. Are you ready to discuss consequences? Because we have two pressing matters of business before we get to the scum parade today. Correct. So first off, let me do this. My last consequence was the Nick Bate Tribute album.

This has been completed. I want to play you a couple of more tunes. Nice. That have been put together for this. And the first one actually comes from unsolicited by me. Cameron and PJ Phileum worked together on one. Now it's what... Is it your consequence? Why are they doing it for you? Well, it's one that we've already done. Okay. So it's not like I'm getting out of anything here. God, I love PJ. Me too.

I fucking love that weirdo. So this is great. This is the song, first off, from Nick Bates. Never going on it again. This is the song from Nick Bates. Oh, I just talked to his co-host. I went on another show that Man Brain's on. And the spreadsheet show, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Anyway, we're getting derailed here. So this is the original Nick Bate masterpiece. I freaking hate vaginas. vaginas really suck anises are the only thing that I like to fuck

hashtag more anal All right so this is Cameron and PJ's collaboration on that We didn't have any scots This is good Puts! Puts! Puts!

Puts! Puts! Bucks! Bucks! Man, I really hate vaginas. Man, I really hate vaginas. Man, I really hate vaginas. Cuns really suck.

Anuses are the only thing that I want to fuck. Anuses are the only thing I want to fuck. Pucks. Puts. Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Bucs! Bucs! Puts! Bucs! I hate vagina! Man, I hate vagina. Man I hate vagina. Man I hate vagina Man I hate vagina

I hate vagina I hate vagina Man I hate vagina Uber Man I hate the vagina I hate the vagina I don't like my name in that Well done my friends

Thank you that is that will make the album My favorite thing about that is just I liked the background track It was so happy and PJ he's always on time. The kid's always on time. It's incredible. Always nails it. Always nails it. All right. So this is the last song that we needed to record for the Nick Bate tribute album. It's one of everyone's, it's one of the favorites. Okay. I think that's the favorite. We saved the best for last. Now, I'm going to play you. I collaborated with. I think your creep tweeted that to that poor girl. Yes. I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, uh,

collaborated with Jen from the Jingles Department, and I've been bragging a lot about how little work I put into these songs, how I record them with one take, I don't put any effort into writing anything. This is no different. However, while it took me less than a minute to come up with the vocal melody and chord progression, I put hours into recording this. I played seven different instrument tracks. So all these rotations done by me, and Jen sang, I need to see someone please do a Photoshop of Carlis Prince trying to record this. And Jen said four different vocal

tracks. So it does build so give this one a chance. I really think this is my masterpiece of this album and I'm really excited about it. Analy raping children and disembowling and force feeding them their own

intestines. Aaly raping children and disembowling and force feeding than their own intestines. Analy raping children Anally, anal-eanally, anal-e, Analy raping children Analy, anal-e-anally,

Analy raping children They're fouling and forth feeding them their own intestines Analy raping children I don't know what's beating And they're more intestines First off, poor Jed She's secondly She hated singing that

I bet I had to type out the lyrics for her I mean, it's just this one line She hated it so much Yeah, well She probably wouldn't be the only one Who's of that mind Now I like how you were just sitting there

Picking on a Casio keyboard That was my first time ever playing piano On a track There's two different piano parts on there and yeah a lot of work into that many multiple takes on different things more work than I should have put into it well Carl I'm glad that you

did you learned your lesson I did well you haven't yet because you have another lesson to learn because you have a whole other consequence you have to complete now right okay so now we're moving on to the latest consequence which is where crocs in public people think that this is going to happen in Tampa

but bad news is I don't have crocs yet because we need to pick out which crocs I'm going to be wearing yes and trust me I think I have some ideas on how you get these ship to you very quick. I mean, whatever. Most of them are on Amazon, Carl. We'll take our time. No, no, Carl.

A lot of these are Amazon Prime. You'll be all right. It's tough with Amazon Prime right now. If you need me to order it because I have Amazon Prime, I'm sure we could get it. It's, oh my God, those are chicken and everything. It's, oh, my God, those are, we're submitted by Jody B. Yeah, so people have been submitting their recommendations. I forget where this is going on if it's Twitter or the subreddit.

Yeah, Twitter or the subreddit. People have been submitting their, their ideas. And what I did is I picked the top nine. oh shit okay we got to choose from yeah there you have a lot of choices here you can pick any one of these pairs but it's going to be one of these pairs the chicken wing crocs are funny because we're from western new yorks right and they're kFC crocs actually and i believe jody b informing that those cost two hundred and fifty dollars okay those are out so uh how is that possible because they're collectible who would i didn't know crocs for collect up apparently they are god damn it let's see

those crocs isn't jody b the one who actually wears crocs all the time that's why he's expert. So here we go. That's the first one. You get the KFC crocs. You get these lovely high-heel stiletto crocs. Are you slut-shaming me, Vinny? No. I will not be slut-shamed. What I think that you can do is I think you can pick your top four and then I'll pick the winner. How does that sound? Does that sound fair? You can pick your top four? Just let me know if you want to put something to the top four. I think we should, let's pick the top four and then let's put it up for a vote. No, let me pick. What do you say? You let me pick. That way we get it. That way we can save some time. We get them to you before Tampa because you're wearing

them with that fucking show. I'm not wearing it with Tampa. You goddamn are. On stage, it's your consequence. Next. Lovely. Pink high heel. I'm not wearing girl crocs. That's not the Those are amazing though. They would add two inches. They certainly would.

To the wrong places. Hey now. So, uh, pink high heel, uh, platform crocs. Platform crocs. Yeah. These great Disney car crocs. Okay. With the character, uh, Lightning McQueen on there. Okay. I think those could be fun. Bright red too. Right red. No one'll miss. Yeah, don't worry. Nobody picked subtle. By the way, those are for children. Will they even have my size in those? I've seen your finger, you know, a little tiny kid feet anyway. It's born with

club feet, yeah. That's like a, that's a fucking child's jersey you're wearing. I wish. How about these? The literal crocs. Oh, that's cute. They have little crockeyes on them. It's a little crocodile crocs. Yeah. I like it. You like those? Yep. Okay. So are those top four? Those in the car one. So, so are in the run. I like both of those. How about these My Little Pony Crops? Oh, purple, My Little Pony Crocks. Sleep well, every pony, I believe, was the caption.

Those might make it into the top four. All right. Let's see what else we got. Miami Dolphins Crops. No, definitely not. That's where I draw the line. I never wear anything that had a dolphin on it. I really like these, and I think these should be the winners.

It's the old logo. Yeah, good. You look like a double asshole. Yeah, no, I'm not wearing those. You might have to. Nope. Or elf crock. Christmas crox.

Christmas crox. Is that my final one? But keep in mind, no, there's one more. But keep in mind that whatever you wear, you have to wear until we spend the wheel next time in public. You have to wear these around. So you have to pick something that's going to be good. Preferably for a Rochester winter. Okay.

Last but not least, the purple or the pink, hot pink, zebra crocs. Are they zebra? Yeah, I think those are zebra. Okay. Are those top four? Um, yes. I would go, cars, my little pony. zebra and the crock the crocodile crocodile crocodile yeah those are okay zebra okay now folks if you're

watching in the live youtube chat right now i would love your input on this which ones do you think i should make car where we go in my little pony get the zebra i like the zebra too i kind of like the zebra the nice thing i know about the zebra they're available on amazon prime and you can probably get them by tomorrow if you order them today what are we talking about what kind of money am i spending on these. These are about 50. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, I wouldn't pay $10 for a pair of crocs, but I wouldn't either, Vinnie. I got to come up with better arguments. You know what? Everybody's saying, My Little Pony, My Little Pony, my little pony. The My Little Pony ones are pretty funny. You like it too much, though. Well, I like it because it symbolizes that I know it's ridiculous. So people are

going to look at me and be like, oh, this guy is obviously knows that this is ridiculous. But it is also kind of fun. Yeah, but that's the thing. I don't want you to be able to play. it off. The pony stuff also if I ever go visit Digi-Nay I might be able to sell them to him. What the fuck is a Digi-Nay? Digi-Nay, formerly Digi-Bro. He transitioned, but Digi-Nay

used to be a brony. And I bet next time he comes over my house, I can just sell him my... Your dirty crocs. Yeah, sounds like a cool guy. Now, uh, I'm going to say, you know what, man? You like the My Little Pony ones too much. But I don't know if you're playing me here.

I don't know if you're playing me here because you really don't want them. Hmm. What a tough choice. They stand off right now that we're having. Well, I'm looking here. I'm going to go with, hold on, let me see how many people here have voted. Yeah, what do we got?

What's the tailies? Ooh. You know what? Podcast Hitman says, My Little Pony. Okay. Ooh, My Little Pony. My little pony. My little pony.

You got to go, My little pony, buddy. My little pony crocs and you're wearing them on stage in Florida and Tampa, you bitch. We'll see. All right. No, you are. All right. And if you don't, I will riot. That would be the work.

All right. All right. We'll see what happens with that. I will riot, Carl. Yep. Okay. Buy a little poti crocs for Carl. And if you need me to supervise the ordering of these to make sure they get here in time,

don't worry, folks. Vinny's on the case. And if you don't wear them, everyone is going to think you're a pussy. You know, last week I played that subreddit news clip. We don't get a lot of action in the subreddit, but I think we brought some attention to it with that clip. because I saw some posts going on, a little bit of activity. And there was one from Arcona that I wanted to read to you because I just thought it was funny. Okay.

It was actually a pretty long, I trimmed it down a little bit. But from day one, I felt if Carl put a little effort into this, I would vote for him every week. Fuck me. He ruined my life with this mega try he pulled off. If Carl dogged this, he still would have won. I am 18 hours later seriously wondering what the fuck happened here. Was this dumb fuck's animated friend based on a? a real person? What sort of family does

asshole come from? If my parents suspected this, what I was doing in my sketchbook, they would have, and been seriously right to, beat me to death with a shovel, and buried me in the forest preserve behind my house. Holy shit. I feel like my whining Carl should try harder. Let him

to try harder, and I want to stop. Carl, please go back to putting zero effort in. I called the counselor on the Opie Radio ad, and they told me to go fuck myself. This is beyond their scope. I have a head full of whiskey and weed and a heart full of hate after listening to this Vinnie spelled with a Y

I love you but Carl is fucked up sick and demented you can't beat this sick bastard so apparently I beat him all the time where have you been apparently he was very concerned about this little Nickelodeon animator dork who decided to shoot up his workplace yeah well sir my thoughts on this are very simple

you are absolutely correct Do you have a lot of common sense And I really like where your head was at with this Good job Okay, I don't fucking know Fair enough Vinnie, what's next? Is it the scum parade?

Thank Christ, it's a scum parade I have really good news for you Croix has decided to submit A brand new scum parade I love new scum parade theme songs All right, here we go This could be an instant classic I'm just predicting right now

All right Because Vinny's a creep And Carl's a weirdo I'm not kidding around They're both a generous psychopaths With no business in a civilized society And they're going to take you on a scum parade What do you think?

It's a winner I can't tell if I love it Or if I was just wanting more So it's definitely a winner because I wanted more Yeah, it left you wanting more. It left me wanting more. Kroche, great job, buddy. Ends with that nice minor, third.

Yeah. It's unlike when you try to tail off the end of a song. It's just guitars still go on for three to four seconds, a couple extra. Who does it like some rips? Superfluous drum beats. Ass. All right, we're going to start in Alabama. What do you say, Carl?

Let's go to Alabama. All right. Russell County, Alabama. Very close to where my wife grew up. A Fort Benning Soldier faces a reckless murder charge. According to investigators, 35-year-old Brian Starr told to detectives that his girlfriend's five-year-old son was being unruly in their vehicle. So he pulled over in the rain at a church and told the boy to get out.

Now, I don't know why you would do this to a five-year-old other than you just want to teach him a little bit of a lesson. Yeah. Go stand out there in the rain until you could behave. It seems like to shut up. That didn't work. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know what to make of this. But this didn't end well because the five-year-old apparently started wandering off. and Mr. Starr lost sight of the child but soon realized a bunch of cars had stopped in the road and that's where the boy had been struck by an oncoming Toyota Avalon the road was dark and the boy was hard to see

and the driver of the Toyota was not at fault according to the police. This guy basically got this kid fucking killed. He threw him out of the car and sat there and just let this kid fucking wander the fuck off into the middle of traffic. Yeah, go play in traffic, kid. Yeah.

There's a reasonable explanation for this though. It says in the article that the kid has been known to shout songs very loudly while driving in the car. Do you know a song he was singing? Can I guess? No, I'm just kidding. It was actually this song,

which is why I say this guy should be acquitted of all charges. I have become, calm the soul, to my gun. To him. Maybe two light, two black or two white, two wrong or two right, to get here tonight. Oh, God. If you had a five-olds...

I just got the deuce chills when you played it. Dude, I hate that song, too. A five-year-old screaming that, you're chucking that kid out of the car. Too black or two white from get the fuck out. It's the worst. You wouldn't even slow down. This kid would be out of the car and into the road. At least this guy slowed down to let him out.

Yeah, so he's, uh, Mr. Starr is facing a reckless murder charge. Yeah. And there is an online campaign to raise money for the boys' family. I don't know, maybe I'm a satellite radio. The poor mom of the kid was not with them, obviously, when this happened. So he gets home, she's like, hey, where's Billy? What are we talking about? I got good news and bad news.

You know how he always annoyed you in the car with the singing? Billy wasn't with me. What do you mean? What are you talking about? Well, Billy's with the Lord now. Now, hold on. Billy's singing cumbersome to Jesus. Jesus needed another backup singer.

And Jesus made him get out of heaven and go straight to hell where he was hit by a demon. You go wander around and purgatory. I mean, this is horrible for this mother, and I feel really bad, but this is what we like to call stepdad justice. You don't look like a guy who feels really bad. I'll be honest. Oh, there you go. I feel bad about a lot of things. Generally, only things that affect me.

Now, Nashville, Tennessee, we're going to stick to our tour of the South. A man living in a home in Hillsborough West End returned after several days to find a naked man inside. The walls covered in feces and riding food all over the floor. report states. This happened last Tuesday, so I assume this guy probably went out of town for Thanksgiving, and he came home and found the back door of the house open. And there was a 38-year-old naked man named Carl Perry just running all over the house, running wild. He shit all over the place and rubbed it on the walls. They said that the microwave that was above the stove was completely melted and had fallen off the wall. All the furniture in the house was destroyed. Every

piece of furniture the host was damaged beyond repair. How do you do that? I love that. They go, oh, none of the furniture was salvageable. There's shit on the walls. Burned the whole house down. I'm not worried about the furniture. The house has to go. Right. This is what you get, though, for disobeying

travel order. You should have been staying home anyway to stay safe. That's right. I wouldn't be surprised. I would be surprised if sent that guy to the guy's house to teach him a lesson. Womo has got like a whole bunch of these fucking methods waiting. Yes, Gretchen Wittmer is just recruiting these guys. Enjoy your trip to Florida.

Yeah. We're going to shit up your house. We're going to shit all over. That's going to be the next campaign ad. You want to travel and get grandma's sick? We're going to shit up your house. I like it. It's motivating. I'm staying home if that's the case. Yeah. Mr. Perry was arrested and booked into Metro Jail Tuesday afternoon on charges of aggravated burglary and vandalism. So folks, ladies and gentlemen, wear your masks and stay safe, okay?

You told a fun story. Can I tell a story real quick? Yeah. I used to work at a place called Media Play. and media play was a chain of stores we sold books CDs back when there were CDs we had DVDs and we had video games so there were there were the four pieces of media that you can come in and purchase I was a cashier okay I'm a teenager oh god holy shit teenage Carl working in the store just rolling his eyes every time somebody brought a CD up to the counter to buy oh god Garth Brooks we sold more Garth Brooks CDs that kind of tells you what era this was anyway so something happened with the plumbing in the in the public bathroom and there was shit

everywhere and guess who they picked to clean it up and obviously the shitty kid who works at the register bothers everyone and me not knowing that i should have been like that's not my job there's no way i'm cleaning up shit spent hours cleaning shit literally off of walls as in this story and you know what i got for my my efforts there biddy a garth brook cd i got a t-shirt a media play t-shirt carl we want to thank you for going above and beyond for the media play family i also want to point out that I made $4.64 an hour, and I was cleaning shit. Good times, people, good times. Well, I know you pretty well, and I'm going to assume you didn't do a good job.

Fair enough. A dispute between long time. I got a T-shirt. I must have done something, right? Listen, as long as you got up the big clumpy pieces, they were probably... I still can't believe I did that. That's a different person. I'm not that person anymore.

No, you really are not. I really would have told him to fucking shove up their ass. Even if the plumbing in your own home fucking backed up, you'd burn it down. You would have it absolutely burn it down. You're not. I haven't sure. Of course I'm going to burn it. I shouldn't say this on the internet.

Looking forward to the photoshopps of Carl cleaning up shit. Okay. The photoshopps have been really good lately. I've been loving the Photoshop. So keep them coming. I enjoy them. All right. And we're going to go to St.

Paul, Minnesota. A Toyota RAF4 crashed into Los An Campo Restaurant in downtown in downtown St. Paul. Witness has told police that a 23-year-old. unnamed motorists have been driving recklessly prior to the crash. Officers arrived at the seat on University to find an SUV sticking out of one of the restaurant's large, rounded front windows. Sticking out of is a good way to put it. It's sideways inside the restaurant.

Correct. It's quite a scene. It also caused a massive gas leak. So people who were out of the street could hear just, just like the old time. Hey, I'm a smoke from you. Now's not a good. Witnesses say the driver then got out of the SUV after the crash, unharmed. and fought with a would-be good Samaritan who was trying to help him.

Yes. So he starts fist-fighting a guy. He was in an ornery mood at this point. He was. And not only did he fist-fight that person, he then ran into the street, opened the door of a car that had stopped, and punched the driver in the face multiple times before pulling out a knife and threatening the driver. The would-be carjacking victim suffered facial injuries from being hit. The police say the suspect was showing signs of being impaired and was taken to Regents Hospital to be treated.

for facial, bruising, and swelling. So somebody got some shots in on this motherfucker. Police say the suspect is released from the hospital. He's going to be arrested. Once he's released, he'll be arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault and gross misdemeanor DWI, and officers believe he was impaired, and they planned to obtain a search warrant, test his blood levels. So I have to say, there is a positive to come out of this story.

This gentleman was 23 years old. He has now already reached his bottom. He doesn't have to spend decades of alcohol abuse and fucking up. trying to get sober now it's like the intervention is going to be easy like if i had hit now when i was 23 my life would be great right i would have learned a lesson like how did i get to 400 pounds i'm only 23 years old i really did to start getting on the treadmill for honestly i was thinking about this this kid's pretty young like this has got to be video game culture like you crash the car you get out you start fighting everybody trying to steal another one another card drop that to a restaurant

fucking got it this is like a live gta game i used to watch a lot of uh what's that intervention, that show on A&E. And the intervention part was always so tough. You always watched them, but did you listen? No, I know. I'm like, that meth looks fun. So I always watched it, and the intervention is always tough because the family members gather around, they're like,

your alcoholism has affected me in the following ways. These people have it so easy. They're like, your alcoholism has affected people in the following ways. You drove your fucking truck into a restaurant and then assaulted a driver nearby. You assaulted the guy who tried to help you in the show you didn't die. You get drink anymore. What part do you don't understand? It's done so. You're done.

Try some weed. Calm down. Kid. Yes, calm down. Wow. So, uh, yeah, that happened in St. Paul. If we get any more details on that, we will obviously let you folks know. The images of it are quite astounding. Yes, they are. It's fun. Didn't that happen at night, by the way? I don't know. It happened middle of the day. It was middle of the day. Yeah, it was like three in the afternoon. Yeah, because he jumped right up on the sidewalk. He's like he didn't murder people on the sidewalk. Yeah. I mean, that car flew off the road. It did not, it went far. And actually, Gavin Newsom used that as an excuse to shut down more restaurants. He's like, see, sit in a restaurant, you're going to die.

There's proof. That guy was actually being sent by Newsom to go shit in someone's house. And he just had a whole list and he was running late. I'm preoccupied by these lockdowns. Oh, you're so upset. You know, I was telling him about you the other day. I said, some guy called Carl Fat and Bald. And he's like, that doesn't upset me.

You want to upset me? Tell me Cuomo's doing a good job. That's the way to piss me off at this point. Oh, we laughed so hard. You're a funny guy sometimes. Okay, we're going back down to Lexington, Kentucky. Now, this story, I have a bit of a personal slant. I have an opinion on this, but I'll get to it at the end.

A dispute between longtime caretakers of feral cats in Lexington, turned physical, then deadly on Thursday, leaving a 17-year-old woman slain and her rival feeder facing a murder charge. Now, so in other words, she brought fists to a gunfire. Is that what you're telling me? 72 year old lady didn't prepare. She was not prepared for this all occasion. I'm to go ahead and say this guy, Sean Eric Malahi, he's 49 years old, and he looks like he's Jim Norton's uncle. Yes.

He looks very much like Jim Norton. He's a creep. He's very much a creep. Now, what I don't understand here, and we haven't gotten too far into this story, but the way that they're framing this, his, her rival cat, feral cat feeder? I didn't understand the story at all. Like, I give them tuna. I give them chicken.

Like, what are they fucking fighting over? I did not understand that. They should all be murdered. Listen, here's the thing about feral cats. They fucking suck. Farrell fucking cats are the goddamn worst thing in the world. So you would be fighting. I wish no harm to animals.

So you'd be fighting both of these people for even giving them food. Yes. Okay. I got into a fucking screaming match with my neighbor because she was fucking feeding feral cats. I wish your neighbor would have shot you. God. Sometimes I do too, Carl. Oh, man.

That would be a great way for you to die. Oh, my God. They would go, like, I have dogs, and they go under, they go into my yard and go under my car and shit like that, and my dogs would be going crazy. Why? Why do you need to feed fucking feral disgusting cats for? No, actually, feral cats are great because they take care of the rodents that would otherwise be inside your house. So I say, don't feed them. I want them to be hungry.

What am I? Do what do I have boxes everywhere? What do you think I do? empty cores lights cans everywhere carl stop it did you hear tethering john's conspiracy about the cockroaches were planted in boxes oh shit i did not hear that but fill me in later i will so let's finish this story all right the confrontation started thursday evening authorities said there was a fight over how to care for the feral cats well you put the food down here what are you even what are you even talking about

i feel like i'm you though the exact subject was not clear shocking bernett and lee were acquaintances who had clashed before about how to handle the feeding, trapping, and release of wild felines living in the wooded area that's behind the shopping center. When police arrived around 5.40 p.m., they found Burnett near a behind the town square shopping center. You ready for this? Yeah. With a gunshot wound to the face. This motherfucker shot a 72-year-old woman in the fucking face over how to feed a feral cat. I got to say, that sounds like he was losing the fight, because you don't resort to your gun unless you're losing the fight. And any respectable fighter who's losing a fight, you bite the ear off.

You don't shoot someone. You start with the ear. This guy stayed at the scene, too. He didn't even leave. Well, he was admiring his work. Burnett died en route to the hospital, so the old lady's dead. He was taken into custody, declined to speak with the detectives. Myel told Myers the shooting was defensive.

He kept his head down throughout the three-minute hearing at Lexington County Bancourt. I was attacked I was punched in the face I had nowhere to retreat She's a 72 year old woman You know what though They actually they scanned her afterwards And decided that she died of COVID Happy ending

He's innocent It turned no it's not that he was innocent It just turns out that the death was COVID related Yeah so he The gunshot wound of the face was a factor It's a comorbidity Yeah he claims that the 72 year old woman And him got into an altercation about how to feed

Fucking feral cats And she assaulted him because his way was just too good for a handle. This whole story was three paragraphs. We've been talking about it for three hours. But it's crazy. I know. It is nuts.

All right. Well, that's the end of this week's Creepoff. Did you have a nice time, Carl? I did. I always do, Vinny. Well, I had a great time with you, folks. Thank you for tuning in to another episode. Make sure you follow us on Twitter and Instagram at Creepoff Pod.

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children And disembowling and force-feeding Them their own intestines Analy raping children And disembowling and force-feeding them their own intestines, anally raping children, anally, anally, anal-eally, atally raping children,

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