The Creep Off - Episode 41: Parents Just Don’t Understand

Episode Date: December 16, 2020

This week in honor of Karl’s safe return we search the Sunshine State for the Creepiest Floridian: Karl gets called out for not fulfilling his consequence: In the Scum Parade we meet a naughty Santa, A man who got a little hot at his mother’s caretaker and a kid who enjoys video games more than school…go figure: Finally Cobra Commander reads your itunes reviews Special shout out to @crunkdaddy68 for the cameo, you rule!

Yo, what the fuck is cracking? It's your boy. Eat that pussy fo' fo'ful five. And you're listening to The Creepoff, a show about creeps by creeps and for you creeps. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola Creepos, welcome to another edition of the podcast

about creeps, by creeps, for you creeps, the worst contest on the internet. My name is Vinny. The people's champion. And there's my co-host, Hot Cuckaca, Carla. What is happening, Vinnie Paulina? How you do, buddy? I'm good.

So glad to see you survived. Yes, I made it. This show would be half as good without you. At least half. At least half. Now, Carl, yes. I'm not having a good week.

I've been watching the scoring from last week's episode. Oh, yeah, last week was a good one. Love their fucker. Yeah, what did we got? It was not a good one. What do we got here? Uh, well, we're to look at the results. Who's the results, Murray?

83% for Carl and Ed Henry. Yes. Stop the deal. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I told you before we did the show last week that I went for the one that I thought was the most interesting story, maybe not the biggest creep.

That was my mistake. No, it wasn't a mistake. We're trying to put together an entertaining show. You're so worried about the stupid competition. Says you. So what's the score now? Tide 1-1. Tide 1-1.

All right. I like it. So today. we didn't put out a poll on Twitter. We decided to celebrate Carl's safe return from the great state of Florida and we are going to look for

the creepiest creep in the sunshine state. We are looking for the creepiest Florida man this week. Or lady. Shouldn't not be difficult to do. Honestly, this... A lot of contenders. I figured this would be a really nice, easy work back in, especially after all you're traveling. You know,

when you Google Florida man, you got a lot of options, Right, Carl? There's even t-shirts you could buy. Yeah, it's pretty easy to find. It's pretty easy to find. So I guess that means because you won, you get to go first this week. Be my guess. Start the show. All right, Vinnie, I am excited to tell you that I have a creep from Florida that was not the first result of Google, my friend. I couldn't even find videos of news reports on this guy for some reason. And I don't know why this isn't a bigger story.

My creep is Donald Hugh Davidson, Jr. One more time on that name? Donald Hugh Davidson, Jr. Mm-hmm. That's a lot of names. It must be a lot of trouble he caused. In 2005, Donald was convicted of the lewd and lascivious molestation of someone younger than 12. So he's on the registry.

In 2000. Is that like being on the spectrum? No, no, it's so much different, actually. Right, right. You understand social cues. You're just not allowed near children. In 2010, Donald was convicted of aggravated battery on a pregnant woman. That's a bad one. Yeah, that was after getting out of jail for the first act that he had.

Then, on December 1st, 2014, Donald entered Roseanne Welsh's Middleburg home, then strangled and stabbed her. Donald forced her into unconsciousness before stabbing her in the next several times. So what is the connection between Donald and Roseanne? Well, a knife, it sounds like. A knife connected, though. That's one of the connections. Actually, Donald and her husband had been friends since childhood. So you know, like, when your girl is freaked out by some of your friends that you've had forever?

And they're like, I don't know about that guy. Yes, I do, Carl. Yes, I do. They're onto something. Kind of the way your wife looks when I come over. Yes. Sometimes girls just have that tuition. They're like, I don't know about this one.

And she would have been right. Joseon's 13-year-old son returned home several hours later. Donald locked him out of this. All right. Let me start that one again. So wait. No, go ahead. You start it again.

All right. So he breaks into the home. Her daughter, 10-year-old daughter is there. Her 13-year-old son is not there. But he comes home. And Donald locks him out of the home and tells him to go to a friend's house down the street. He goes, your mom's not here. Go to a friend's house.

But you're not allowed inside of your own home. Which makes perfect sense. So the kid did. What a hero. And then, when he got back to the house, the boy found his mother murdered on the bathroom floor while the family van and his younger sister were missing. Huh. So here's the mistake, Donald. You let the kid go.

Well, he didn't let everybody go. Obviously. Because the 10-year-old sister wasn't so lucky. She was in the house at the time of her mother's murder. Donald came out of her mother's bedroom and approached then sexually battered her in the home before kidnapping her in the family van. he took her to several areas in Clay County and performed other sexual acts on her. Like out for ice cream and... Yeah, it was a date.

It seemed like a whole date day. Get her a happy meal. Yep. So he took her to several areas in Clay County and performed other sexual acts on her before driving her back to the area of the crime and dropping her off. So literally a date. Like they made a few stops. They had a little kinky sex wherever they went.

And then he dropped her back off at home afterwards. So Donald was convicted of this crime. And he went. waived his right to a jury trial after entering a guilty plea to charges a first-degree murder, attempted sexual battery of a victim older than 12 with force, plus four counts of sexually battery, sexual battery of a victim younger than 12, looting lascivious molestation, kidnapping, and grand theft. He was sentenced to death on September of 2019, and he still awaits that fate.

Wow. Donald Hugh Davidson, Jr., a Florida creep. Vinnie, what do you got, buddy? My creep today goes by the name of Russell Tillis. And I'm going to introduce you to him. I'm actually going to have our friend, the voice of all true crime. Mr. Chris Hansen, introduce My Creep this week. Russell Tillis is no stranger to trouble.

He's got enough mugshots to fill an album. And a long rap sheet. He's done 12 years of hard time for convictions like sexual assault, kidnapping. and grand theft. But after being released from the big house, Tillis inherited his mom's house. That's when a family friend said, things got creepy, with Tillis transforming the single-story residence into a den of depravity. Russell Tillis has another name in Jacksonville, Florida, the neighbor from hell. That's right, Carl. He did all of those things your guy did. Sexual assault, he noticed that. He did all those things. He got, he was in prison, spent 12 years,

of jail gets out, inherits his mother's house. I like that they said single story residence. You mean a shack? I mean a trailer Carl. You mean a shitty little shack somewhere. I mean a fucking trailer on a shit property in Jacksonville. Now, they tried to make it seem like, oh, he got this house. How nice. And the neighbors, they're great people.

Like, now, these are all miserable, unhappy people. This guy made them all even worse. Yeah. So he's living in this house. So what you get from moving to Florida. He lives there. 2012 gets out of the clink. He's living in this trailer. Now, neighbors said that Russell would just do crazy shit.

Like he would start hurling insults and threats at people. They said that he snuck around the neighborhood at night, looking into windows with a flashlight. Like he was just doing really stuff that made people really upset. One neighbor, uh, Dolores Powell said he would do weird things talking to himself and yelling at neighbors. No one would say anything to him. He was just a weird kind of a person.

Hold on a second. Those are both things that you do. Talk to yourself and yell at your neighbors. Yeah, well, let me tell you. That's not that creepy. He inherited this piece of property. So all he had to do is pay Florida tag. which I think I probably have enough for Florida taxes on a trailer in my change drawer in my house.

Yeah, I agree. So what does he do with this trailer? Here's what the neighbors describe it as. He built it like a fortress. It looked weird because he had a very high privacy fence. He had all kinds of shacks and buildings everywhere. It looked like an armed camp. What does this woman consider a building?

What is you talking about? Four boards nailed together and hot glue guns shut. There was a refrigerator box that he used as the master suite. He had it all. Well, there are some other more serious situations that happened there. He wasn't just yelling at the neighbors and building things that probably wouldn't be up to code. I'm not the one who said he was. That was you.

You said that. Okay. Relax, Carl. I think you don't, listen, you know I'm fired up. Don't get me over here that tell me to fucking relax. Okay. Okay. Well, one day, according to one of his neighbors, he had chained a woman to his front fence.

Okay. Well, she probably needed to be taught a love. it, I would imagine. Apparently. And the police showed up and they made him let her go and two guys picked her up and the neighbor says we don't know why they didn't arrest him right there for kidnapping. Yeah. But he chained a woman to the fence. That was

one thing that happened. And then on another day this is from another neighbor, he said there was a woman running down the street naked because he was going to kill her. We would hear screams, pressure washing all night. It was just horrible. I have an idea on why he wasn't arrested

for kidnapping. Why is that? Is he a white guy? nailed it with a ponytail that's a privilege right there we're going to let you go on this one time but kidnap a few more people sir and we want to be so weenia have you ever had a neighbor who was such a menace

that women are running down the street naked screaming from their house I've never lived in your neighborhood no okay so this this happens and that particular situation they talked to the woman who did this she was a hooker and she's all clean and living her best life

now. I'm sure. Her story goes. I'm sure she's an insurance salesman. Well, most of them end up being insurance salesman. Now, uh, she claims that after arriving in this house, she told detectives Tillis gave her $20. She performed oral sex on him.

But that was at the end of the transaction. According to, uh, investigators, Tillis told her to take off her clothes. She declined telling him that she didn't do sex. Here's what happened next. She said Tillis made her strip naked. and punched her in the face. I will never forget that. After he punched me in the face and the look in his face,

I will never, ever forget that. Even for a woman used to working the streets, she knew something was wrong. I played it off, like, let me take a shower. I'm dirty. I'm just a filthy whore. Let me shower first. You wouldn't let me take my clothes.

So I went in the bathroom and I started the shower and I locked the door and I crawled out the bathroom window naked and ran to a neighbor's house. And I was just like, please help me, please help me. Subsequent investigations show she was one of dozens of women who claimed they were beaten, rape, and held captive by Tillis. Dozens of women beaten, raped, held captive. She's all like, you ever have Affleck? Do you need an Affleck? I got to tell you, for play, I know that it could get kicking for some people.

Punching a chick in the face has never been in my repertoire. Taking her clothes, punching her in the face, and then she's like, I'm a dirty whore. Let me take a shower. I know. She actually was like, oh, I've had that happened before. And she climbed out. I'm sure you've had a woman crawl out the bathroom window before. is true. Yeah. I actually had to board that bathroom window up. So this is the kind of shit that's going on. On this

fucking shitty little piece of land in Jacksonville. Well, the neighbors had enough of it, Carl, and they wanted to file restraining orders against this guy to keep him from, like, prowling on their property. So they filed paperwork with the city. The cops showed up to the house to come and find Russell and serve him

with these papers. And Russell saw the cops coming, and he was like, This is my house. I have to defend it. Yeah. Okay. So. And then hilarity ensued after that? Kind of.

Okay. So the officers show up and he sees the cops. He runs out into the street and he goes, I'm up here, you moron. Come to get me. He brandishes knives at them. Like, he's got a bunch of knives. And he's like, come and get me.

And he runs back onto his property. What the cops didn't realize is that he booby-trapped the whole front yard. Oh, sweet. That's what he was working on all that time. Yeah, man. So he had, like, little. trees and stuff in the front yard he had razor blades attached to them okay so like if you got too close to the tree it would just like slice you open like vietnam style shit he also had you ready for

this yeah he took boards and he put like big nails in them and then buried them so the nails were just sticking out cops ran right fucking through them ah fucking straight out of hold the Oh yeah thirsty for more Yeah that's actual audio What happened He booby trapped the yard Yeah that's fun So the cops

I like this guy You're calling him a creep I'm calling him a genius I don't know You and your libertarian bullshit How many cameras did he film this with I want to watch the movie that came out? The neighbors filmed it because the neighbors

put up security footage There is footage of him Running and the cops chasing him That's awesome Wait was the soundtrack this This is my new favorite. I love it. He goes to jail, obviously.

They catch him, they arrest him. Now, he's in jail, and he's charged with aggravated assault, battery of a law enforcement and officer, and making threats. And a hilarious prank. And a hilarious prank. Some things started happening in jail. Tillus was overheard in jail saying he had killed someone. Court documents revealed Tillis boasted to another prisoner that the someone would

a local prostitute. Detectives wiretapped the jailhouse snitch to capture Tillis's admission on tape. Right, because Tillis is not a smart guy. No. He started talking to one of his other prison mates. I guess that's what you call him. Is it a cellmate? Wait, I have a question for you.

Yeah, go ahead. It's murdering prostitutes illegal in Florida? Because I got to tell you, Florida's very laid back and relaxed with their laws. You can pretty much do anything. Are you asking because you need to ask? Are you asking because you just literally? don't know. Well, I just, I don't want to say things out loud in case that is

illegal. It is illegal. It is illegal. Okay. So good to know. As he's talking to this guy, he's being recorded. Ladies and gentlemen, here is the tape of him in jail talking about things that he has done. If they sell the property or somebody takes the property, once they go in there, another great food system so they can put another

trade or put a house on it, they want to unearth it. Yeah. So they probably won't find it when they go there. The house is true enough. But once go in here to do any renovation or upgrading to the property it's going to be found and that one time it is or deep to that right so for those of you who didn't understand that i know it was a little hard to hear because it was you know i mean i think it sounds like they recorded it in your old w atp studio i was going to say it was miced up worse than the creep off how dare you that's possible it is very possible we do a good job now

we're doing much better so basically he goes the cops aren't going to find anything if they just bulldoze the house and search the house. But if they go in and do routine maintenance, like upgrade the sewer line or start running cables and stuff through the lawn, I'm going to have a problem. And he was right. That basically forced the cops to go to the house and start excavating the lawn. Would you like to guess what they found? Prostitutes. They found one prostitute, but they found her in three separate holes. Now usually, well, usually when you call a woman a three holer. It means something completely different. But in this particular case, it was, uh, they found her three different goals. It's like that old joke. What's grosser? 20 prostitutes in a box or one prostitute

in 20 boxes. I'm not laughing at that. It's gross. It is gross. So the woman was identified by forensic analysis. 30 year old Joni Lynn Gunter. She died from blunt force trauma to the head. She apparently was a transient and a prostitute. So she's not good at foreplay then. no apparently not she didn't think to pull the old shower get out of their trick long story short he starts running his mouth a little bit more car while he's in prison not realizing that he's being taped and here's what he admits to next you can get away with it you've got to know what you're doing boy see a lot of people they they think this is the cellmate talking you know this this this you know like professional oh man I guess you know acquire experience as you go

Yeah. If you don't get caught on the first one. Yeah, more experience, the more you do it. I mean, I don't... You got to... Well, through the years, I mean, when I was in California, I shot a guy out there.

Yeah. Yeah, kind of your, like four or five other are trying to beat my... I shot in. I shot a guy in San Juan Park about one time. Yeah. And I don't know if I killed him or not. I left.

The one in California had killed him. He lived. Yeah. The one in the San Juan Park of him, I don't know if he died or not. But that's been from 20-7 years. He's basically confessing just shooting people. Yeah, but don't know a lot of guys.

they're in prison, start bragging about all the shit that they've done? Can we take it seriously? Or do you just try to act like a cool guy? Well, the police, that's not all the tapes. There's a lot more going on, and they didn't release all of them. Then I'll just take your word for it. Well, you should take my word for it because I'm trying to win. The police released a statement saying,

we believe it is highly likely that other females were victimized by Tillis, including potentially other murders. I can't stress enough, Tillis targets vulnerable, forgotten members of our society, the people who don't get reported missing, typically the ones that don't have contact with family members. heard that that over like a dozen other prostitutes said this guy raped them and assaulted them. Yeah. So he's definitely a creep who booby trapped his fucking trailer and terrorized

his neighbors. Now, the charges along with, he's now being charged with human trafficking, abuse of a dead body, and evidence tampering. We don't know how many people that he's killed. He was supposed to go on trial this year, but again, COVID fucking slowed all that down. He has delayed this trial multiple times by firing lawyers and pulling every goddamn jailhouse lawyer bullshit move that he can. So he's still sitting in jail and he is not convicted yet. So ladies and gentlemen, that

is my creep. Rusty Tillis. Good old Russell Tillis. I loved everything you said except for I don't think booby-trapping your house so the cops get hurt is a creep move. Are you off your fucking meds or something? I think it's hilarious. Are you for real, Carl? You think that's hysterical? Yes. If you saw that movie,

you'd rewind it. I did see it in a movie. I saw it in a movie. I saw On Home Alone. Right. Classic. Yeah. Christmas classic. I just have to say, I find this man to be repugnant and creepy.

And I think that this week you should go to the creepoff.com and vote for Benny, goddammit. Vote for whoever you thought made the better argument for creepiest Floridian. I'm sorry, Carl, what did you say? Vote for Vinny! Oh, thank you. Okay. So, uh, ladies and gentlemen, that is this week's contest. Don't forget to vote.

Carl, do you want to talk about some voicemails? Yeah, did we get any voicemails and a communication coming in? We did get some voicemails this week. And I should also remind you later in the show today, we have a brand new Cobra Commander reading reviews. So stay tuned for that after the show. This is someone who is very, very upset with me about my creep last week. Hey, Vinny, this call is to give you my disdain and how anger I'm at you right now because you brought some weak shit this week. And I had to vote for Carl for the first time.

Oh, Jesus. I don't know this, Carl. I'm not a fan of them. But you're my boy, Blue. So you need to come back with some stronger shit because you were fucking weak. very disappointed in you carry on yes sir i hope i did better so i pretty much am like joe biden i got votes only because they didn't want to vote for the other person i see what's going on here here's another one hey guys uh i heard viny on the uh who are these podcasts recent

episode i just wanted to confirm that as an italian american myself is absolutely right uh we are very much racist and yeah that's all I got for you all right Vinnie the Big Fat Gini Pizza Champ Call me back hashtag the pizza champ

I like that was your takeaway from who are these podcasts not the fact that Vinny loves stuttering John that wasn't the thing that you took away from that I defended the man against your constant nitpicking and bullying I know I can tell All right one more We have a very important thing that somebody needs to do

I always do it, but I don't know how to do it, but I had that little ditty in my head, anally raping children, like your version of it? Incredible song. I can't remember part of that chorus, though. So I go on Google, I put Nick Bates' Analy Raping Children lyrics. Nothing fucking pops up, Carl. She is lyrics, A-to-D lyrics. None of those websites have the lyrics to Nick Bates available for reading.

so you or some other person could put that on the internet for me and for everyone else you'd be doing your service to the world thank you he thought this was going to show up on a to z lyrics this is not a real song sir McMahon is not a recording artist I don't know if you realize that this whole thing's a goof well recording artist no artist yeah fair enough let's let's hold our judgment let's let history judge that Carl you finished your album you played for us last week your last couple of tracks People want to know when and where it will be available for download.

Yeah, so I apologize for the delay. I've been busy. Not buying crox, but we're going to get to that in a second. I've been very busy with my little trip down to Freedom Land. There's a place in this country where freedom exists, and I decided to go there for a few days, and thank God I did, because wow, was that fun. Anyway, to get back to your question, we're going to have a YouTube video up, and what I'm going to do is I'm going to have all of the original Nick Bate versions, and then, our version right after it. So you'll be able to go in there. I'll time stamp it.

You can reference that and you can sit there and really zoom in and write down all the lyrics so you know exactly what to sing when you're freaking people out at the mall. Or just, you know, in general in your home. Now, Carl, you've had to spin the wheel twice. You are now, once that video is up, your first consequence will be complete. Yes. You have this other consequence that apparently you couldn't pull together in time for your show in Florida. I was getting a lot of shit for people.

I met in Florida asking me where my crocs were. It was never agreed that I would wear crocs on stage in Tampa. It was so implied. It was so we talked about it on the show multiple times. I never agreed to that. Listen. What? God damn jailhouse lawyer over here too.

So I tried to buy crocs and we picked out those my little pony crocs. I asked you to send me the link you never did. I'm looking all over. There's nothing in my size. That's, that is the problem. That is the problem. Yeah. You could blame me all you want to.

But what are you going to do? How are you going to make this right? I got to fight crox. Because people have been very upset that you didn't wear them on stage. In fact, people have been saying you should have to spin the wheel again just for this violation. We'll make up for it, guys. Trust me. We'll get the crocs.

We'll be in public. We'll humiliate ourselves. We'll make sure to make up. What do you mean ourselves? You mean yourself? I mean, I'm trying to do the royal we here. Because I have a team, Finney. You know that.

It's not just me. Like, when I get a consequence. I have a team of people I swear to fucking Christ If I see crows walking around Wegman's with Crocs on We're gonna have a problem So all right

You're gonna do it He's gonna have a Carl Mascot Yeah people who are watching the live YouTube stream Said Carl you literally said that you would I don't think so I don't think that's true Pull the tape Buy the Crocs from the Crocs store directly Carl that's from Beck W that's some advice

So hopefully I know that was the first result on Google You think I don't know about that store? Yeah, that's right. It's where I was. So by next week, I expect to see you. Stashane in here with your fancy, smancy, my little pony crocks. All right, man. I'll do what I can.

I don't know if I can get those my little pony crocs, but whatever I can get that's in my size that won't destroy my feet, I will. There's got to be some bullshit brony website that has that stuff. So if anybody has any advice. I was thinking that too. I mean, there's so many adult men who like this show, you would think that that would exist. So maybe I just need to look harder

or if someone can send me a link, that'd be great. I'd appreciate that. We got another voicemail that came over on the WATP line. Remember I played a second of it when you're on WATP. I'll play another second of it. Hey, Carl, again, this is a message for the creep off. I keep forgetting the number.

Anyway, you guys were talking about Gigi Allen. It was a while ago. Yeah, it was a while ago. I'm not going to stop that right there. He's explaining to me that he did shit in his hands and then rub it all over himself and then jerk off with the shit. Okay, we get it. Yeah, he did it in that Todd Phillips movie.

We get, yes, we get it. I know, I'm busting Vinny's balls, all right? It's fine. G.G. Ellen was a good creep, and I believe I lost that week, and rightfully so. Fair enough. I'm monitoring the live feed right now, and we have a couple of questions coming in for you, Carl. This is an A.m.A. What's going on right now?

This is an interesting one. I'm just not sure. Are they donating? Is there a super chit? I need my look. Where's my hard liquor fud? Yeah. Go ahead. No, just somebody.

wants to know, and I'm not sure if this has to do anything with your punishment or not, if they're just interested. What size feet do you have, Carl? Nine and a half. Okay. A little tiny baby feet. All right. I was born with club feet. My feet were in casts for all of my babyhood. That's the word.

I'm club fucking footage, you asshole. I'm literally club fucking footage. Are you really? Yes. I had no idea. Yeah, I know. Is that why you waddle like that? That is why I waddle like that. I don't waddle, but I have extremely thin calves. And that is why. Because I was born with

club feet. That's really interesting. This really is turning to do an AMA all of a sudden. Clubfoot Carl. Yeah, who knew it? Hey, you know what I did want to say? Because I keep forgetting, I went on the dick show yesterday, kind of impromptu, and I keep meaning to say this, I keep forgetting. The isotopes are doing a live Christmas show. This Saturday night, we're streaming

it from this very club that you and I are sitting in right now, and Vinny will be helping produce that. So go to the isotopes.com. Can we get a YouTube link this week sometimes? So people People can know where to go. I can post it on our site. Maybe.

Okay. I'll see what we can do. Okay. We'll work something out. We're going to be on Facebook live and YouTube live. I'm pretty sure there's a Facebook event page that you can get a reminder if you're on Facebook or we'll have a link up on our website, Theisotopes.com. 8 p.m. Eastern time if you want to watch our fun little Christmas show. Yay.

Speaking of fun. I could have promoted that to tens of thousands of people and said I did it here on the creep off. Oh, wow. What are you going to do? Speaking of fun, is it time for the scum parade? I think it is time for the scum parade. Let's go there. Hit me.

Because Vinny's a creep. And Carl's a weirdo. I'm not kidding around. They're both a gender and psychopaths with no business in a civilized society. And they're going to take you on a scum parade. We're going to start up somewhere. close to here, Carl. Messina, New York. You familiar? You ever been? I have never been there. Sounds like the kind of place the isotopes would play. It's right outside of that shithole,

Syracuse. Yep. So the mayor of Messina, New York, was arrested on December 1st. You read the article, right? I did, yeah. Okay. Detectives and special agents from an undercover operation and association with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security attempted to pull over Timmy Currier's vehicle. Now, Currier was the police chief in Messina for more than two decades before being elected mayor in 2014, okay? His vehicle was pulled over on suspicion of drug sales and possession on December 1st. Courier's vehicle

failed to pull over for at least a third of a mile before stopping near an intersection and throwing something out of the window. Cops know that move. They do. They see the back. You would think you were the fucking police chief. You would think that you would never do this. Yeah, even Rob Ford's like, oh, dude,

you're not going to get away with it doing that. so obviously the police picked it up and they arrested him because what he threw out of his passenger window was crack cocaine and you know it's interesting here in the states we've had crackhead mayors before this is not something new sure but this guy's white we had a white crackhead mayor yeah me USA it shows that anybody could be a victim of the scourge of crack cocaine right the st. Lord's County Sheriff's Office said Currie 55 was arrested on charges in criminal possession of a controlled substance

tampering with physical evidence and failure to comply with the police officer. Now, my question is this, Carl. Yeah, what do you got? You were the police chief for 20 years. Why did you throw that out the window? All you need to do is put it in your pocket and show your fucking, I'm the mayor. What's the problem? I think what he should have said is, I'm above the law.

It blows my mind. So either way, he's in jail. He's under arrest. They were obviously onto him because they were pulling him over because they thought that he was selling drugs. So I have a feeling they were going to search him no matter what. Right. You should have eaten it. that would have been a fun uh fun time in jail the mayor is really hyper today everybody

you haven't slept in a few months you all right so carl what is your favorite childhood memory of going to the mall santa of course well the montereil and santa yeah i think so too i think that santa claus really is one of those things that kids love and they look forward to unless or those shitty kids who cry when they see Santa Claus. But in spite of COVID, the Connecticut Post Mall unveiled its elf on the shelf Santa's magical photo adventure set, which, this is how they describe it, is keeping you safe a delightfully distance with a contactless Santa visit. According to the mall's website, children will be able to still talk with Santa from a safe

distance to share their wish lists. Well, the children could keep a safe distance from Santa, but not the teenage employees, apparently. So, Prince Carter, 45 years old, on a break from his Santa duties Monday evening, groped and grabbed a underage teenage girl who apparently was working as an elf or something at this thing, exposed himself to her while they were on break in the break room. Yeah, he showed his little Saint Dick. Little St. Dick. So, yeah, this fucking mall sand is whipping out his dick at the elves, ladies and gentlemen, responding to a nine-in-one phone. You don't get kids on your lap anymore, so you got to do something. Yeah, man.

Like, he doesn't get that sweet release. Right. Jesus Christ. He's probably used to nutting in his costume before he takes a break. It blew my mind. Like, they were supposed to have contactless Santa Claus, and they had nothing further from it. Could you imagine they're like, how many COVID cases are there in the North Pole? One.

Shit! It's not good. All I know is I have one erection at the North Pole this year. Now, responding to the 911 call, Milford Police Department officer subsequently arrested Carter of risk of injury to a minor in sexual assault charges. He was booked in the county jail. He was freed on $25,000 bond, and he is facing felony charges. So, yeah. There's one other thing, though, in that article, too.

What is it, Carl? He is barred from going back into that mall. And I just want to know, how are they going to pull that off? Like, every single Santa Claus who walks in with dark skin, they're just going to tackle him? Yeah, we didn't mention that he was a adult. dark skin to Santa Claus. It'd be very easy to get back into that mall when you're dressed like Santa. No one's fucking stopping Santa

from coming at the mall. I think they'd be on the lookout for Santa at this point. They'd look for the Santa with his boner out, probably. That would be the giveaway. Got a candy cane for you, little girl. Hey, wait, that Santa has a boner! Yeah, give away. Yeah, give away.

Fucking crazy story. People are gross. What do you say we close out in Florida today? I noticed that you sent me Floridians for the Scum parade, and I just thought, well, it's hard not to. It is. I try not to do Florida a lot. Right, but it's impossible. This week, we're going to close out with two Florida stories because, holy shit. Yeah. A Florida man allegedly set his dead mother's caretaker on fire over suspicions of a romantic relationship between the victim and the man's stepfather. Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies responded to a house on

November 30th. Paramedics found a woman on fire outside the burning house. She was hospitalized in critical condition with second and third degree burns covering her body. Deputies detained Louis Quinawa, I don't know his last name. Lewis Q. Lewis Q. 53 at the scene. According to the rest report, he said his mother had recently died and that her caretaker, the woman in the fire, had recently moved back in.

Yeah. Which is fucking weird. She made a relationship with the guy. Deputies say he believes that the caretaker began sleeping with his stepfather, which enraged him. I would understand being upset. Like, you hire someone to come and take care of your mother who's dying. and she's fucking your stepdad. And it's not like it's your real dad.

If it was your real dad, you give it a pass. You're like, all right, go get laid, pop. It's a fucking stepdad. You don't want him to be happy. You don't want your stepfather to find true love and happiness. I defy you to find anyone who has a stepdad that wants to see them happy. Okay, oh, good point. We said him on fire then.

Right. Nobody likes a fucking stepdad. Apparently what he did was he stormed into her room in the house, poured gasoline all over her bed, and ignited it with his love. lighter while she was in the bed. An effective way of suddenly went on someone on fire, by the way. Very effective.

I mean, that's going to work. What a fucking nightmare. Did you imagine being sound asleep and you hear your door open and you're just being doused in gasoline? Well, the gasoline part would suck. It'd probably be all cold. And then you're like, ooh, now it's warm. Hmm.

Start rocking yourself back to sleep. Five more minutes. Five more minutes. Hit the snoo. At that point, you can't hit the snooze, Carl. You can't hit the snooze. So, Deputy said that Mr. Q and the woman did not have a relationship since she had lived there, but that he expressed that he did love her

and he wished he had killed the stepfather instead. That's his quote. Okay, good. I'm glad you read that paragraph. Is that the most poorly written paragraph? One of the worst I've ever read. I couldn't figure out what any of that meant. I read it three times.

I'm like, I don't even know what this means. He said he didn't really know the woman, but he was so enraged that he went and did this to her and he feels remorse because he should have done it to the stepfather. Well, that's not true because the woman's outside on fire. The neighbor comes over with a garden hose to put her out. He snags the garden hose and tries to put her. out the house that of course

it's on fire because you're going to bet on fire. It's his inheritance. I know. You can't put out a house fire with a garden hose, you moron. Hey, stupid. That's not going to happen. I don't know what he thought was going to have with us. Well, I think he thought she was going to burn alive, but there would be less property damage. Yes, that was the plan.

Well, he's charged with attempted first degree murder with a deadly weapon. And holy shit, what a lunatic, this guy. Yeah. Now, we're going to go back down to Florida. We're going to meet a gentleman by the name of Gregory Ramos, who's now 17 years old. This story who

glad I don't have kids. Yeah, this is the reason why this is the reason why Gregory Ramos he's 17 now, phased the judge and entered a plea of guilty for first degree murder, abuse of a body, and tampering with evidence this past Wednesday. Ramos was 15 years old

when he confessed to killing his mother and burying her body in 2018. Why did he kill his mother, you ask? Well, they were arguing over the teen's grades. You know what this kid's favorite song is? No, Carl. You know, parents all the same, no matter time, no place.

They don't understand that us kids are going to make some mistakes. So to you other kids all across the land, there's no need to argue. Parents just don't understand. I don't think this mother understood how much video games are fun and how important video games. They never do, Carl. They never do. They always think you're wasting your time. It's like, no, I'm going to be a Twitch streamer.

What are you talking about? they found her body buried under a fire pit at a church a few days after her death once Ramos confessed to strangling her at home so what he did was after he strangled her right he returned to the home from school claimed that the house had been burglarized said his mother was missing and her van was running in the driveway he made the 911 call alleged the burglary he also called two friends who were 17 years old at the time to stage of robbery by taking some electronics. They helped him bury

the woman's body under the fire pit at the church. The two other were charged as adults with being accessories to a capital felony after the fact. Police were suspicious when they're like, well, they stole all your electronics, not the Xbox. Oh, that's weird. None of the games, huh? That's interesting.

Really? So they took what did they take? Did they take the TV? No. Not the TV that the Xbox is hooked up to. Maybe a couple other ones. They took my mom's iPod. because I fucking straggled her with the earphone cables he was indicted for first degree murder in 2018 his plea deal agreement calls for 45 years in prison

for the murder charge with probation for the rest of his life with an opportunity for review of the sentence after 25 years in prison so he could get out in probation but this kid was 15 years old calls his buddies they fucking stage a robbery that only teenagers do they got in the liquor cabinet too officer I didn't have any friends in high school, then if they called me and said, I'd just worried my mom, I need your help, that I would still be friends with them. I'm like, yeah, I don't know, man. That's not you.

You were a lonely club-footed boy in high school, were too. Apparently. I just didn't have any friends who murdered their parents. It's really... It never came up. I never had that opportunity to decide, do I want to go to jail for the rest of my life? Because this gets cool and gives me weed sometimes. So, that's Gregory

Ramos, mother murderer. Yeah. Don't have kids. And if you do have kids, kill them before they kill you. Yes. It's my advice. No parents shouldn't have to bury their own kids. Right, right. However that's saying goes, I don't know.

I don't think that's how it goes. I don't think so. So that is this week's scum parade, Carl. Holy shit. What a fun time. What a good time today. It's great to see you back. Yep, thanks for having me, buddy.

Thank you for not hating me after last week's WATP. I didn't say I didn't hate you. True. You're putting words in my mouth now. Don't forget, visit the creepoff.com to vote this week. If you'd like to leave us a voicemail, the number is 585, 371, 8,000, 8. 180108 and you can email us anytime you want at the creepoff pod at gmail.com. I've been doing as much as I can.

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You can find that at Who Are These.com. There's a link to our Discord. All right. Anything else we want to say before we go? Go Topes. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Giga.

Hey, can we do a Christmas theme for next week, many? That might be a good idea. Is that our Christmas show? Sure, why not? What are you thinking? I just, somebody tip me off to a creep that has a tie to Christmas. Oh, never mind. I don't want that time.

Yeah, I think we should. I think we should do a Christmas show. Okay. We'll do it. next week. How is it that I hit the post? And you talked right through it. We're talking over this right now

because we still have to play Cobra Commander. Yeah, but I hit the post. You don't know where the lyrics coming up at? Jesus, Vinny. I thought you had radio experience. What's up, fuckers? It's Cobra Commander with another creep-off review section.

Did you miss me? I was gone last week. No fucking big deal, though. because I'm back this week, and I've got three new reviews to read of this podcast called The Creep-Off with Carl and Vinny. I don't know why they asked me to do this. Probably be because they need some help. They need help boosting the numbers for their podcast. You know what I'm saying?

And they needed me, Cobra Commander, to step up to the plate, as it were. So last time I talked to you, we talked a little bit. Actually, we talked a lot about fucking Destro, right? You know, I'm stuck in quarantine with this asshole, right? And he's really the worst person to live with. But I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to dwell on it. You know, he's, I want to say, you know, he's not here right now so I could say it out loud,

but he's a loser. You know what I'm saying? Lately, he's been bringing. it around that, that, uh, that bitch that, uh, where's the black leather all the time? Baroness, he's been bringing that bitch around here all the time and they've been having sex in the room and it's so goddamn loud, all right? You don't want to hear the orgasm sounds of a destro, all right? With his metal dick or whatever he's got going on there. Anyway, let's get into the reviews, shall we? The first one I'm going to read here. It's by a user

M.R.K.C. 37. Why the fuck doesn't people use better words, better handles or something for this, uh, these things? Anyway, this one's called How the Mighty Have Fallen. And it said, it's just sad that Nick Kroll and Eric Stone Street would have to forego their TV careers and sync to this new low of podcasting. That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. You know, I can see the resemblance between Nick Kroll and Carl. I do see that. And Eric Stone Street, I believe that's the man from modern family. I believe he's one of the homosexual individuals on that show. You know what?

I kind of see the resemblance there to Vinny. You know, that's not a bad way to look at it. All right, the next one up here. Let's fucking talk about it. It's by Kazaru. Kuzaru. There's a lot of O's on the end of it. The creep off is absolutely fantastic.

If you'd like to follow along with the fat one, search for his creep on last podcast on the left. If you'd like to follow along with the fat one, what the hell? If you'd like to follow along with the fat-sounding one, Google, blank, arrested. Blank arrested. It's a big underline arrested.

and click on the first result. Review me back. That's what it says. So thank you, Kuzeru. I don't know what the hell you're talking about there. Someone maybe can comment and fill me in on what the fuck is going on here. That would be great. Like I said, I'm really, you know, pretty bored here.

I don't have a lot going on. Thankfully, cyberpunk 2007 came out, so I've been playing the shit out of that. No bugs at all. It's not a buggy release I don't know what anyone's talking about You know, Destro was all pissed off Because it wasn't running well on his machine And I told him, you're running a 1980s computer

Because that's what we have here at Cobra All right, that's what we have That's the stuff They're all Apple 2 E's, okay? You can't run the game on that All right Last review It just says, how fun

And the reviewer is Cuzzoo So this might be the same It's two days later Than the previous review I just read by Cozoroo It might be the same person That's what I'm thinking here, all right?

And it says, how fun It says, I tried it for the creeps But I'm staying for the Cobra Commander Well, wouldn't you know it? Someone likes me out there, right? Anyway, I'm really, really thankful that Vinnie and Carl have asked me to come do this because, like I said, I haven't had a whole lot of things to do.

The last thing that was on my plate was trying to overthrow the government again, of course. But I wasn't quite able to get over the hump, you'd let's say. Lots of G.I. Jo's stopping me as normal. Shipwreck was one of them. I don't know. The stupidest names in the world these guys have. But seriously, I have been getting into baking bread. That's been a big thing that I've been doing.

in the coronavirus lockdown here. Sourdough bread in the shape of the Cobra logo. Because, you know, branding is important. That's what I've always say that to Destro whenever he'll fucking listen to me. But it's important.

It's important to have a good brand for yourself, you know? I mean, eventually I'm going to overthrow the G.I. Joe's. I mean, it's just going to happen. I mean, it's going to be a it might as well be a GI genocide. You know what I'm saying? That's what's to be when I finally finish.

All these stupid Joes are going to be gone, and it'll be me. Cobra Commander sitting on my throne with my dumb face mask on all the time and Destro by my side. Although, you know, let's see, maybe, you know, maybe Zartan will step up or something. I don't know what's going on. But it's been very, very difficult in lockdown. I've been playing some video games on my computer, and it's been going pretty good. cyberpunk is a lot of fun

if you haven't played it yet or if you're just really pissed off that it doesn't run for your machine like Destro then go fuck yourself I don't know what else to say I'm a fucking terrorist leader all right I'm not here to make you feel warm and fuzzy

anyway I will be back whenever the boys want me back and if you like what you hear with Corporate Commander please please click the like button and subscribe oh wait Oh, this isn't a YouTube video, huh?

Oh, and I guess you just write a, you write in a, uh, a review for the creep off podcast. That's how you get in touch with me. Uh, the most indirect way to get in touch with somebody, but that's how you, how you would do it. So let the boys know that you like me or you hate me or whatever it is. And then tell them what they, you think of the show and Vinny and Carl and all his stupid shenanigans and the wearing of crocs or whatever the hell's going on on that show right now. Anyway, I'll be back soon. Thank you very much.

And, uh, you know, peace out, motherfuckers. This is stupid.