The Creep Off - Episode 43: Duck Duck Cros

Episode Date: December 29, 2020

This week Karl and Vinnie are joined by their pals Cros and Kevin to nominate their candidates for creep of the year! In the Scum Parade we meet a terrible hospital roommate, a woman who won't die and a literal pickup artist

Was that you? That was me, sorry. I just pulled up the feed. Scared the shit out of me for a second. I was like, wouldn't I do wrong this time? Oh, man, everybody's going to be sore at me again. Oh, golly, gee. All right, let's start the show.

It's the Creepoff. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola CREPOs, welcome to another edition of The Creeps by Creeps, for you creeps. As always, my name is Vinnie Paulino, your host, sitting next to me over there in the other room through a wall at a desk behind a microphone. It's

Carl. What is happening in Big Bolito? Oh, I'm excited to be here with you today. Coming to us all the way from Arizona today. Kevin's here, everybody. Hey, everyone. Oh, boy, oh boy. And also sitting in the studio in the same room with Carl is

Kroche. Hey, oh, how are you guys? It's really nice to see you today. Oh, likewise. Now, gentlemen, you know why we're here. We are here today to find the biggest creep of 2020. Has everyone come prepared? Always. I have the biggest crepe from 2020.

It's not even going to be a contest, and I apologize to our guests. They were going to blow you out in the voting. All right. We'll see about that. I apologize in advance. Let's talk about the voting real quick before we get into the actual contest this week. Yeah, we had to vote last week. Last I knew I was up, what, two to one in this contest?

Yeah. So I was looking to make my third straight victory. Yeah. I think I brought a very compelling argument. I don't even remember who it was. Oh, Gene Simmons. right yes not that one everybody jean simmons but here's the summons from kiss not that jean simmons some people told me that they did not vote for you specifically because your creep did not murder anyone on

christmas he sat at home surrounded by a pile of dead bodies right and drank beer and watch tv yes so in other words he lived the dream and your guy supposedly is so terrible my guy went to someone's house on christmas even orphaned 13 kids but you know your guy you're was an amazing story. It was actually really fun. They made a movie about him. Yes. But yet, when he came to the voting,

there was not a Christmas fucking miracle for your pal Vinnie. Oh, no? What was the final vote? Let's take a look at it. Look at this. We got 53.5% of the vote for your friend, Caro.

Oh! Shot it. All right, all right, all right. Yeah. We're three to one, baby. You know, I don't like to lose. I usually, I'm a good loser. This week, I really, oh, motherfucker.

I'm not happy about it. You weren't happy about it this time? No, I'm not. It's under my skin a little bit. So today I'm going to have to bring it. Kind of like that guy's Santa suit. It's under your skin. Correct.

Melt it in. Like cheap Santa suit polyester in a fucking homemade inferno. So today's show, like I said, is going to be the biggest creep at 2020. Carl, on account of the fact that you fucking want. That means you get to go first, and I will gladly volunteer to go last, everybody. All right. All right. Go ahead, Carl.

Let's get it started, Vinny. I know that over the course of this year, we brought creeps who are physicians, that really gets you. Because you think we trust these people with our health, and we want to think that they're doing the best they have for us. And we hate it when these doctors are up to no good. That is true. I feel like there's a position of power. in a position of trust that they betray power and trust you couldn't have used two better words my creep for 2020 is one dr anthony fouchy yep now let me explain my case here let me explain

my case first off this guy misled us quite a bit on COVID-19 and the threat this is him from January 21st also he's on TV all the time so I got tons of clips here it's great this is from January 21st. Bottom line, we don't have to worry about this one, right? Well, you know, obviously you need to take it seriously, but this is not a major threat for the people in the United States, and this

is not something that the citizens of the United States right now should be worried about it. All right, so not a big deal. He got it wrong, but that was back in January, and no one really thought it was going to be a huge threat to us back in January. You know, as long as he's not like looking back and throwing people under the bus and saying, I knew all along

and they did it wrong, oh wait, this is him from April throwing Trump under the bus. If we had right from the very beginning shut everything down, it may have been a little bit different, but there was a lot of pushback about shutting things down back then. Oh, he was getting pushed back. He wasn't wanted to shut everything down. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. But was getting pushed back. Well, that's interesting because on February 29th, he came out and said this. Should we be changing our habits and if so, how?

No, right now at this moment, there is no need to change anything. thing you're doing on a day-by-day basis. Oh, that's weird. I thought he just said we should have changed our behavior. We should have shut everything down earlier. So I'm just going to say something real quick. For everybody that's listening, I think it's dawned on them and dawned on me at the exact same time. You're really doing this right now, right?

I'm really doing this. It gets better. This is what you decided you're really going to do. This guy is a creep. This guy is a creep, but I'm going to prove this. I have a great argument for it. We're going to move quickly through these, though, Vinny. I know that your comprehension skills aren't as good as most, so we'll move quickly.

Yeah, I'm slow. April 12th, Fouchy says that we knew this was a real danger back in mid-January. Then it became clear that we were in real trouble. When was that? Around, when was that? Well, that was probably towards the middle to end of January. Oh, that's weird. Because I have a clip from January 21st I just played where he said it was not a threat.

Well, he just said middle end. He gave an estimate. Yeah, yeah, middle to the end of January. Right, right. Remember February 29th, he said, don't change your behavior. Not a big deal. What did he say when he went on 60 minutes in my? Do you remember that, Vinnie?

This is interesting. My comprehension skills weren't that good. This is not 60 minutes. This is the great Dr. Fauci talking about whether or not we should be wearing masks. You fucking idiot. There's a lot of confusion among people and misinformation surrounding face masks. Can you discuss that? Right now in the United States, people should not be walking around with masks.

You're sure of it because people are listening really closely to this. Right now, people should not be walked. There's no reason to be walking around with a mask. When you're in the middle of an outbreak, wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better, and it might even block a droplet, but it's not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is.

And often, there are unintended consequences. People keep fiddling with the mask, and they keep touching their face. Oh, interesting. That's very different than what they're saying now, isn't it, Vinnie? You know, Carl, I thought masks isn't cool, why did Michael Jackson do it all the time?

That's a good thing. Second of all, second of all, he's talking about it as protection. Yeah. He's talking about it as protection. He's not talking about it as a mean of preventing other people from getting it. He's talking about does it protect you?

And it doesn't. We already all know that. Well, no, he went back and said that he lied in that 60 minutes. Why is our show turning into this? And for a very specific reason. Let's find out why. How bad I?

How bad are you trying to suck up to Cumbia right now? Tell the truth. Let's find out why. Cubia doesn't listen to the show. He listens to WATP. Let's find out why. What about a month or so or two or three ago when people were saying you don't really need to wear a mask? Well, the reason for that is that we were concerned the public health community and many people

were saying this were concerned that it was at a time when personal protective equipment, including the N95 masks and the surgical masks, were in very short supply. And we wanted to make sure that the people, namely the health care workers who are brave enough to put themselves in harm ways to take care of people who you know were infected with the coronavirus and the danger of them getting infected. We did not want them to be without the equipment that they needed. So what's worse? I'll ask you guys this. Did you guys tell me your take on this? Is it worse that he lied to us on purpose or worse that he was wrong back in March?

because now he's saying he lied to us on purpose because we would have fucked it all up for everybody else. Well, knowingly lying is always worse than fucking up. Right, because what isn't he lying about once that happens? So this is the guy who's in charge of infectious diseases here in the U.S. We should have been more prepared for this. He obviously did not have a plan for this. He's contradicting himself throughout this spread.

And he should have really known how to handle this because he predicted this was going to happen. This is from a speech he gave at Georgetown University in January of 2017 where he guarantees a pandemic during the Trump administration. I thought I would bring that perspective to the topic today is the issue of pandemic preparedness. And if there's one message that I want to leave with you today based on my experience, and you'll see that in a moment, is that there is no question that there will be a challenge to the coming administration and the arena of infectious diseases, both chronic infectious diseases in the sense of already ongoing disease, and we have certainly a large burden of that, but also there will be a surprise outbreak.

Well, how did he know there was going to be a surprise outbreak? This is back in 2017. Vinny, how does he predict something like that? You know what's so interesting about this? And I'm realizing just listening to you play these. Yeah. Do you know why all this stuff is just out in the open and then nobody gets it? Yeah.

Because he's so fucking boring to listen to. He is tough to listen to. Holy shit. All right. I see it the other way. I think he's pretty fucking funny to listen to. He's like the quintessential Italian. That's true.

I just like anybody raspier than me. So I'm on board with him. Yeah, but he's 82 years old. So he's got a reset for it. He's like, you got to wear your masks. All right. Just wear him. It might not protect against drugs.

But, you know, if you need to eat a papadia from Papa John's, you know, you pull the mask down, you stuffed the papadia in your mouth, you chew it, you know. What if he wanted the chakarote pizza from Papa John's. You know what? I want to order one of those. Where's Dordash? All right. So anything else to anything more, Carl? Well, why do you think, Vinny, that he knew this was going to happen?

Well, I will tell you, follow the money. $1.7 million flowed from the National Institutes of Health here in the U.S. to the Wuhan Lab in China, the same lab where many people have said that this coronavirus infection first originated. We also now know that NIAID, the Department associated with the National Institutes of Health, of which Dr. Anthony Fauci is in control, had already been conducting experiments with the Wuhan lab in the past in regard to coronavirus. That's right, Vinny. According to Newsweek, Dr. Fauci funded scientists at the Wuhan Institute of Birology and other institutions to work on gain of function research on bat coronaviruses. The program followed another $3.7 million five-year project for collecting and studying back coronaviruses, which ended in 2019, bringing the total of $7.4 million that Fauci himself funded for this research.

So now you're probably saying to yourself, Carol, are you implying that Fauci is actually behind this virus and wanted this? to happen? That sounds crazy. Why would you say something like this? Follow the money is my answer to that. And under HHS rules, if you are a scientist or an official who works for one of those agencies and you do work on a vaccine, you are entitled to own part of the past. The vaccines are all developed by the federal government and they are given out. The technology is then distributed to these four companies, which are, by the way, Pfizer, Merck, Galaxil, and Sov. Did you know that?

That government officials can own patents for these vaccines? And not only that, Vinny, but they make money from them. But you are allowed to retain a royalty. And so when that vaccine makes it the market, you are collecting money on every file's own. Well, I've been hearing a lot of talk about these, these vaccines. And it's a lot of it's coming from Fauci.

I wonder why that is, Vinnie. Tony Fauci ended up owning that patent. And that patent is not being used by some of these companies. We don't know how many, but we know of at least one that is using it to make vaccines for the coronavirus. Well, that begs the question. Are you telling me that Anthony Fauci is some kind of like Hank Scorpio? Yes, that's exactly what I'm telling you.

That's actually a perfect analogy. Thank you for breaking it down for the people who listen to the this show so well. So that begs the question, Vinnie. How can a man who's giving any, any person who's giving global advice for health own a patent in the solution in the vaccine? Isn't that a conflict of interest or shouldn't it be? It is a conflict of interest. Yeah. And you know what they haven't been talking about and what no one's trying to do is trying to figure out if there's existing drugs that can be used to treat this? In fact, this is Dr. Pierre Corey from just December of this year, just a couple of weeks ago, talking about this exact fact.

He actually found a solution. I am severely troubled by the fact that the NIH, the FDA, and the CDC, I do not know of any task force that was assigned or compiled to review repurpose drugs in an attempt to treat this disease. Everything has been about novel and or expensive pharmaceutical-engineered drugs. He has studies that prove that Ivermectin treats the disease and works as a prophylactic. Have you heard that in the news anywhere? Is Dr. Fauci talking about that?

So you put it over your dick before you fuck? That's correct. Yes. And how does it stop coronavirus? Meaning, I'm not a scientist. I am just a podcast who reports the facts to the people. All right, let me close up with this. So I just want you to know that this episode is going to be thrown off of social media.

That's a good point. I didn't think about that. I'm still waiting for you to get to your real creep. Okay. Yeah, me too. I'm sitting here going like, this guy didn't. Well, all right, so I've just proven that Dr. Fauci planned this ahead of time, had the patent from research he did for HIV back in the 90s in order to get that within the vaccine

that he's now making money off of every single dose that's given to people. Seems pretty diabolical. Seems pretty creepy to me. But even worse, he lied to us, Vinnie, when he talked about Santa Claus. This is him answering a question for USA Today about whether or not Santa could spread COVID. Santa is going to be exempt from this because Santa, Santa, Of all the good qualities, there's a lot of good inane immunity. Oh, he's got good in-in-immunity.

No, he doesn't. That's a high-risk motherfucker if I ever saw one. According to Dr. He's fucking cookies and milk, Coca-Cola. According to Dr. Fauci, he's got inane immunity. But wait a second, though, Vinnie. That was back on November 22nd. He said that this month, December,

he was asked by one of Elmo's friends, the same question, and had a very different answer. Elma's friend has a question about Santa Claus. Santa's still be able to visit. me in coronavirus this season? Well, I have to say I took care of that for you because I was worried that you'd all be upset. So what I hit a little while ago,

I took a trip up there to the North Pole. I went there and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself. I measured his level of immunity and he is good to go. Which is it, Dr. Fauci? You've just said two different things about Santa Claus. I want to know the truth about this. You lie, son of the bitch.

That's my creep, doctor. I went up there, and I took care of Santa Claus, all right? That big bearded bastard, he ain't coming down here no more. I really dislike you. I just wanted you to know that. Fair enough. So, all right, that's your creep. We're on a tie for this week, but thanks for tuning into the creep.

All right. Who wants to go next? Kroche, Kevin, your pick. I think Kevin should go. That's a tough act of follow. All right, Kevin. Under the bus to go. Let's bring the fun back.

All right. All right. Mike Creep, is that really all that creepy? But I'm not really like spinning a wheel or doing any bullshit like that. Good point. Right.

I mean, so I can come with some shit that's kind of funny. So this is more about the title than it is the story because the title is fucking great. Okay. First off, it says, Florida man with machete tattoo

is accused of violent. attack with actual machete. Who can see that coming? In order to get like a machete tattoo, I'm assuming this guy at one point in his life had a favorite machete.

Well, you know, the picture of the guy, so the guy's name is Justin Couch, if you want to look it up for the audience, but it's this, it doesn't look like a machete. It looks like that, what's that fucking eye paint that like football players use? What it looks like?

fucking, yeah, just like a smear under his eye. He looks like a juggalo, kind of. He doesn't have great-based tattoos like Takeshi 6-9. I agree. You know, I know that I'm getting older when I start to admire men's hair lines. And this guy's got a great hairline.

He's got a great one. I think everyone in this room could agree. So, uh, all right, it says, just in couch, a man with a tattoo of a machete prominently featured on his face, stands accused of using an actual machete to violently attack another man Saturday night and Spring Hill, Florida. Of course it's

Florida. The face-up between the two men allegedly occurred at 10 p.m. and Saturday after the two men had been at home where several people were, quote, having a gathering, unquote, according to a statement from the Hernando County Sheriff's Office. The victim told authorities he had returned to the house where he lives to take a shower when Couch began to argue with him, quote, For no reason, authorities said. Huh. You can tell me that the guy with the machete tattoo is just picking fights? Huh.

He's making rash decisions? I think he'd be all madder. You know, in the picture, this is the only tattoo that it's visible. So it's like either this is the only tattoo he has, or he just really likes machetes a lot. I don't know. Kevin, you know what I would say about this guy? That tattoo? Yeah, yeah.

I was thinking, isn't there that rapper that has like a fucking ice cream cone on his face? Takasha. He's got a lot of shit on his face. Yeah, yeah. Is that it?

Or as an athlete or something, or like a rapper or something that had like this fucking... I have a question for you, Kevin. I don't know about the ice cream guy. I'll be honest with you. All right. You got to do your own research.

You can't bring questions to the group. me do research now do you Kevin do you have any clips of this man in the 90s planning this attack like Carl did I do

I do not so fuck you bitch couch allegedly told the man he wanted him to leave the property authority said the man agreed to leave but wanted to go back inside to get his wallet and cell phone first

okay sounds reasonable enough that request did not sit well with couch no which is just a funny sentence on it sit well with couch he said there's nothing here for you leave couch allegedly said

just like that what don't you fucking understand when the victim insisted again that he wanted to go back inside to get his things authority said couch began to strike the man in the leg and arm with the flat side of the machete blade Okay, so he started out non-violently.

Shot across the bow, yeah. Sure, sure. The situation escalated, of course, after a couch allegedly swung a machete at the man's face. The man uses left arm to block the attack, and his forearm was apparently sliced by the blade. The victim felt severe pain and then passed out, said the sheriff. Oh, my, oh, my arm, sick of a little. Oh, blood. It just goes right down.

So after all of this, the victim is currently unable to use his left hand due to severity of the injury. He was charged. Mr. Couch was charged for aggravated battery as being held on a $10,000 bond, authority. It is not clear if he's available for a comment. Right. So that, my creep, he has a machete on his face. And it's not even a good one. That's pretty shitty. All right. So your guy attacked somebody with a machete. Carl's guy made everybody get to wear really cool masks wherever they go. All right.

Croh, go ahead. All right. Let's get serious here, guys. Mike Creep, biggest creep of the year, 2020, Paris fucking Hilton. No, I'm just kidding. Let's get started with my drop number one, please. Tales are being shared this Monday evening of what led to the death of a four-year-old girl in Benton County, Missouri. year old Ethan Mast and 21-year-old Courtney Alman have now been charged with second-degree murder, three counts of first-degree assault, and first-degree sexual abuse. According to the probable cause statement in this case, officers found the four-year-old girl in a pink blanket on the floor with bruises from her neck to her feet.

Court documents reveal the mother and her their two-year-old son had severe bruising too. The father told police the beatings have been happening for about two weeks. Police asked the father how he could let this happen and he said they were told the mother had a demon inside her and her children would end up just like her if it was not taken care of.

That makes sense. You could just raise it better. If you don't want it to be like her, you can try that. We got Ethan and Courtney. They live across the street from the masked family who have the same last name, but they're not related. There's two people in rural Missouri that aren't

related somehow. And they haven't have the same last name. Go figure. It's like the guy from Zizi Top, whose last name was beard. And he's the one guy without a beard. Yeah. That's fine great. Yeah. Got it. So for two fucking weeks, they come over. They beat the shit out of the mom. They beat the shit out of the two-year-old, and they fucking murder the four-year-old. Okay? Uh, they assault her. In their defense, four-year-olds die very easily. Well, they beat her with a leather belt and then dunked her in a pond when it was 40 degrees outside. I wouldn't survive that. And then left her outside to freeze to death. Rapt her and blanket brought her inside.

the child's father said he was told by the couple it would be a sin if he or his wife helped their children or themselves during the alleged abuse claiming that Satan would come if they did like Satan is going to okay also Santa Claus will see you and you won't get any presents right like Satan is just going to show up you like hey are you helping her so then we head over to Ozarksfirst.com and this is a fucking terrifying website it's just a local news. site for the Ozarks and it's unfucking believable the murder of a.m. that's going on there. Um, so uh, over here we find out the two went to the family's house that morning at 8 a.m. to beat the two year old. Imagine show, knock at the door, 8 a.m.

Pugtual. We've come to beat the shit out of your two year old. Okay. Until the evening for that type of activity. The father told the authorities meetings have been happening for two weeks. He also told police that he was beaten with a wooden spoon two days earlier. Okay. Okay. So these folks come over and they're

say we're going to beat up your wife, your daughter, and your other kid, and then we're going to hit you with a wooden spoon. You're just going to let his fucking do it. Sounds like he got the best utensil, though. Just the wooden spoon wouldn't hurt too bad. So who's my creep? The cuck family. The fucking parents.

On Christmas Eve, Mary Mass is charged with first degree, endangering the welfare of a child resulting in death, first degree, domestic assault. James Mass, the father, one count each of endangering the welfare of a child in the first degree, resulting in death, endangering the welfare of a child and first degree, resulting and serious physical injury. Dude, a wooden spoon, a guy came over and hit you with a wooden spoon, and you're like, sure, murder my kids, beat my wife, whatever, dude,

it's fucking five. He's no dominance. As long as Satan doesn't come to get me, we're all good here. Wow. That's a fun one. That sucks so much. When did this all go down?

Like two weeks ago. Two weeks ago. And they just arrested, they arrested the two fucking maniacs last week, and they arrested the two parents on Christmas Eve. You know who... I can imagine the cops coming in and pulling the wooden spoon up and then put it into an evidence bag.

The one guy smells it first. Oh, it was chili being made. The creep here is Vinny for not adding it to the scum parade. How did we not have that story on deck already, Vinny? Don't worry about it. Croix did it. I think Croix might be better at your job than you are. Oh, I don't think that's accurate.

I'm certainly sure he's better at it than you are. If Kroge owned his own studio, I think that he would be the co-host of this show. Don't try to pawn Kroge off on me. So, uh, Kroge, that's a fucking good story. It's got a story. Well done. Well done. Second place.

Now, uh... Yeah, I agree. Second place. I think you're right about that. My creep today. I got to tell you guys. Which government official did you pick? I did not.

But my creep this week. Ooh, with the lady. My creep is a lady. And let me tell you a little something about this lady. She is a thirsty bitch on the Instagram. That's what they refer to these girls as. We're going to go over to Moldova. Great country Moldova.

Used to be part of the Soviet Union until 91. And now it's just like a territory that speaks Russian. Okay? Here's a picture of my creep, guys. Ooh, it's a lady. It is a lady. Yeah, she's pretty good looking. girl. She has. So she's got

some really big tits. You notice that? She noticed a giant tits. And let me tell you a little about him. She doesn't let him get in her way either. She knows how to use them. So she... Some Russian tits. She's got like 10,000 Instagram followers.

So I guess for like Moldova that's pretty fucking good. Yeah. She is trying to be an Instagram influencer. And she gets right into a little problem on December 17th. Her mother, 40-year-old Prostika Lakovic, returned from working in Germany, and was concerned that her daughter was using illegal drugs. And she decided that she was going to set her up with some help for that to try to get her off him.

And the daughter was not having any of it. She got a little upset. And what ensued is the most sickening thing I may have ever heard. 21-year-old, Anna, went into the kitchen and got a knife and stabbed her mother. so many times in the chest so she's stabbing her in the chest and then she reaches her handed and ripped out her mother's beating fucking heart

right there in the kitchen does anyone who's listening to this know what that's a reference to I feel like that movie is a good 35, 40 years old if you listen to this show you've seen fucking Temple of Doom okay I assume you've seen Temple of Fucking Doom. I have if you haven't then that's on you but she ripped out you wake up

you wake up from nightmare Dr. Jones Let's just do in front of some surety for the rest of the episode thanks for the jumping on point there Biddy. I very small but you cheat very big

you cheat very big now listen not only did she rip her mother's heart out of her chest the mother was still alive as she was doing this shit and pulled out strength her fucking lungs

and her goddamn intestines like fucking a magician's sleeve rip their intestines out in Soviet Russia we call that Saturday so here's laughing here's a picture of the crime scene legit oh boy

oh Jesus Christ don't try this at home those for the people are watching YouTube do not try this at home Oh, yuck! Yeah, that's the knife up there. That's not like a surgical knife. That is like a fucking, you cut bread knife.

Some hot green pants, though. I like those. Was she wearing a mask at least while she was doing that to protect her? She was waiting for her second vaccine. Okay. This bitch ripped her mother's heart out of her fucking chest. Well done. After she murdered her mother.

She took a selfie with it? No. She went and took a shower and went out of her. a date with her boyfriend. Oh, nice. Oh, no. Yeah. Just left, just left all this shit there for other people to find.

I mean, after you murder someone, you kind of want to get laid. You know, he did that. Yeah, you got to blow up his name. Yeah. But is there dinner in a movie. I'm going to play this clip for you. This is her in court after being arrested. I want you guys to pay attention to this.

Because this is how this girl acted after ripping her mother's beating heart out of her chest. she is laying across the bench in court cleaning her nails yeah she couldn't be more bored she's just laid across wow this is a psychopath yep just sitting there and then the cameras

they get in close on her so she gives them the peace sign she realized she's like oh shit on my camera oh okay I'll strike a pose she gives her the peace sign then the judge comes in and she stands up on the bench just stands up there

nice right now Reporters start talking to her, right? They say, do you understand what you have done? She's laughing. Why did you kill your mother? Goodbye, she says. Goodbye.

And it starts laughing like the fucking joker as she's let out of the courtroom. So she might have killed her mother, but Fauci killed all of our mothers. Let's keep that mind to everybody when we're voting. Did Fauci come to your house and rip their fucking hearts out? If they were wanting it for me, would have? No. I made the joke earlier about having the actual audio, but I want you guys to know that there was one of those Amazon fucking things in the house.

Oh, no shit. And here is my sweetener, ladies and gentlemen. Here is the mother's last words as this was going on. And the last thing I see is my heart still beating. I'm breaking out of my body and fly out of head Like I'm bad out of hair Well done

Thank you, thank you I finally got to sneak in meatloaf into the show I'm quite happy about that Nice kicker there, Vinny Usually I just have meatloaf after the show It was no Sesame Street But it was a pretty good kicker All right, ladies and gentlemen

This week you could vote for Dr. Anthony Fauci and Carl You could vote for Mr. Couch and Kevin Riccata you could vote for the fucking lunate what were their names croge the masked family the masked family or you could vote for the absolute psycho fucking Instagram cont who ripped her mother's heart out of her chest

she's single by the way she fucking just might be what was that Carl vote for bitty all right I agree I agree wait biddy what did you just say let's see that dick I didn't say that I didn't say that I didn't say that

is because crows is in studio with us is that why he said that No, I didn't say that. Vinnie, we got any voicemails this week? Holy shit, do we. Holy shit, do we. So, uh, this one, uh, I'm really excited about because it turns out I was absolutely correct about an assumption that I made in last week's episode.

Why? Because a voicemail or said something. Yeah. Definitive proof. Okay. That's definitive proof. Let's hear it. Hey, Carl.

Hey, Vinny. It's, uh, crippled Jesus. CJ. I just wanted to commend Vinny for his, uh, fantastic, uh, fantastic, detective work I am Bruce Pardo's son and you know what it starts to add up

I understand why I was always afraid of Santa as a kid I love the show guys Benny Brett Hart is stupid Hey Eugene is the best wrestler It's all about Retired representation

Love the show Call me back Thank you, cripple Jesus. Thank you, Cripple Jesus. Cripple Jesus, thank you so much for the call. He is Bruce Pardo's real son. I was correct. You know what?

I thought you were correct when you said it. I'm glad that we had confirmation on it. Also, apparently someone is calling in to comment on a voicemail they left on your show the other day. Okay. Oh, Vinny, I wasn't trash you. I wasn't trash you. I wasn't trashed you. Oh, I don't know what that means.

I don't know what that means. meant. Bandbred, this guy doesn't so much communicate information as he just has a presence about him that we can all understand. All right. Well, I'll take his word for it. He wasn't trashing me. It's more emotional content than verbal content.

Yes. Now, this one I'm going to allow to pass the 42nd rule because this is someone calling us to tell us about a creep. Okay. I was listening to the most recent creep off. and I saw that well I didn't see well I heard that Carl was talking about all these

CP instances where they get arrested and it's always a crazy amount of hard drives I had a buddy of mine well he's not really anymore but someone I know him for about 10 years from a peer-to-peer network right

there was no we never really met but he was doing any of that Changed correspondents. But he ended up working in a daycare. And then suddenly one day I see on the news, his house. Oh, that's not good. Ten different devices, all completely full of child porn.

Ten? What a day. What a day that was. Now he's in prison for eight and a half years. That's it? Eight and a half? That's it. Over, it was like 30,000 images of child porn.

I thought you guys might like to hear that. It's good for the scumperators. It's like less than a day per image. Yeah. man was looking at CP working in a daycare and luckily no one's ever reported him

doing anything to any of the kids but yeah fucking disgusting anyway all right bye 10 different devices like what do you have like all a bunch of hard drives or did he have like a Zoom player that he filled with porn all of them were full up too do you know paranoid his iPod classic

you know how paranoid to me when people come over to your house. Hey, man, can I check my email? No! Do you have any video games in this? No, no! No! Hey, what's your Wi-Fi password? There's the Wi-Fi! Get out of here! You gotta be hard while you're in. You gotta be hard for you did.

Fuck, man. It really is true, though. If you see someone leaving Best Buy with three or more hard drives, that guy is jerking. Follow them to their calls. Yeah, arrest them immediately. Call the cops. Following another van.

Yeah. It's just so amazing to me. They like swim in child porn. like Scrooge does with his coins. Like I fucking said, like a dragon on fucking gold. These goddamn creepos. She's the cake and enough. There's never enough.

You guys ready for a scum parade. Hell yeah. All right. Let's do this. Because Vinny's a creep. And Carl's a weirdo. I'm not kidding around. They're both a generous psychopaths with no business in a civilized society.

and they're going to take you on a stum parade. God, you know, that reminds me of our buddy mustard. Do you guys remember mustard? But I'm a creep. Yeah, it does a little bit. Wasn't that Grey Wolf? It wasn't a guy named Mustard. It was a guy named Mustard that Opie discovered

it was going to be the next big star. He's a homeless guy who turned out to be a drug addict. And when he didn't make it, Opie stomped his cake. So, he deserved it. Carl, I'd like to know where you were on Christmas Eve. I'm not saying. Okay. Pleading the fifth on that one.

A woman named Lisa Kavanaugh, who works for Governor Cuomo's office, was walking home from her work and broad daylight on Christmas Eve when a gentleman named Christopher Dusman, 28, walked up behind her and attacked her with a cinder block. Oh, God. Yeah. There's video of this It shows a man following the woman Raising a chunk of concrete over his head

And then rushes at her And the video obstructs it a little bit But he fucking smashed it over this lady's hat For no reason You can see the Grinch costume clearly You know who I blame for this Vinny The popularity of WWE Is now?

No, it's it's WVE Because now it's on prime time On a network Everything's a hilarious Come up behind someone Smash him in the head which it is we need to use a folding chair can't use a cinder block actually carl i hate to

burst your bubble here but chair shots have been outlawed to the head you're only allowed to hit people in the back because of cTE oh this is bullshit that's right that's right lots of people get hit the bag and a head with a chair i'm going to start by jr's here everybody i'm going to start by a ew chant uh yeah you're not allowed to hit people over the head with chairs anymore fucking 2020 Seriously. No fun.

Fun has been outlawed. She was not completely unconscious. She had a two inch deep wound, and she needed stitches, obviously. But the cops found the guy pretty quickly. Apparently, he's a homeless dude, and he lived in a shelter on West 35th Street, but he's facing felony assault charges. Well, the question was, who's going to do her job while she's out? And everyone laughed and went, no, no, she works for the government.

Exactly. It's fine. You know, the ironic part is he could have just collected all of those bricks that he trounced her with and built himself a home. Yeah, for real. Should have been playing the long game. People don't think these days. Just like you got one brick, you could just save it. You don't have to go and just use it because you have it.

We're going to go to Utah, gentlemen. A woman by the name of Valerie Peck took her two-year-old son for a drive-thrued Dry Fork Canyon earlier Monday. and stopped at a camping area. After staying for a while, she placed her child back in the vehicle, then allegedly shot the child with a 22 caliber rifle. According to the sheriff's office,

she then shot herself. She shot herself twice in her, quote, upper extremities and attempt to end her life. She shot her shoulder to kill herself. Yeah. She just fucking idiot. She just tried to shoot her tities off. Instead of, like, dying,

she was like, oh, shit, I'm still alive. Yeah. She drove to another, campsite and she sat there for a while in hopes that she would freeze to death. And did you hear the cops released what she was listening to on Spotify? It's my number two clip, Carl.

Oh, okay. Hold on a second. I'm almost as well as far as her ready for that. I can't die! I hope a golden god duty screams out. This woman sucks at suicide. She shot herself. That didn't work. So she's driving around for a couple hours looking for a place to freeze herself to death. Now keep in mind,

Well, that one bullet killed the two-year-old. I mean... In this story, it explains she was in Fantasy Canyon and Dry Fork Canyon. Jump! You don't know how to kill yourself in a canyon? She wants to freeze herself to death. Carl's finally making some sense. Come on.

There we go. What stupid is this woman? You make a point, sir. You make a point. How many times have we heard about a mother shooting their two-year-old or murdering their two-year-old? Yeah, they're annoyed. Yes, just by duct tape. You don't have to...

murder the child. Just use some duct tape until they turn five or six and learn some manners. I think in most states you can just drop them off at the fire station and I'm not saying enough research there's a bunch but you can just drop them off, no questions asking, they'll take them and I just read that book somewhere. I hope you used

Duck Duck Go to research that. Yeah, you know. Fucking Croh doesn't stay there pretend to be a fire mid waiting. So I don't understand how she was trying to freeze herself like what was that about? She like spritzing herself with water and like... She saw Empire Strikes back. So here's the thing that we should take from this.

She was going to kill herself, obviously. She brought the gun, right? So she's going to kill herself. Why kill the kid at all? And why kill the kid? I mean, she kills the kid first, and then she turns it out herself. The kid was being annoying. It had to be.

It had to fucking be, Carl. There's no other reason this happens other than the two-year-old was annoying. You're not supposed to blame the victim. But when they're, mommy, mommy, Christmas, Christmas. Now, you can get a couple hundred bucks for a two-year-old. Again, I'm not saying I've researched this. You can get some nice cash. You throw yourself a nice bender, a nice lost weekend.

Fucking duck, duck roge over here. Yeah, you know, seriously. Then the woman tried to drown herself by going to a car wash. It just cured her thirst instead. Yeah, she's like just, she's just close enough to killing herself in every scenario. She's just cold with two guys. Shot wounds walking through the car. He had the windows down and the wash.

She decided to kill herself going on a 30-day fast. Yeah. The worst suicide techniques ever. Well, Cops found her. She was just sitting there with the gunshot wounds and a dead two-year-old. Peg was hospitalized and according to the police, investigators says that she has a husband

and another son. And when she was released from the hospital Tuesday, she was immediately taken into custody and she's charged with aggravated murder and child abuse. She sucks. Yeah, good time. She tried to hang herself with a CVS receipt. Those are very long.

Yeah, if you go a few times around, that'll actually work. It won't give. Providence, Rhode Island. Louis Martinez-Ramero, 34, was arraigned on charges of kidnapping a minor and second-degree sexual assault. So within 24 hours, they were able to catch this guy. I'm going to show you a video for those of you watching. right now on YouTube. Yeah, I'll explain what's going on here. Yeah, so what we have here is, basically

this nine-year-old gets off a bus and has a little bit of a walk to get back home. This van pulls up right in front of the nine-year-old. The nine-year-old walks behind the van. That's a crossover SUV, if anything. Fair enough. And then the guy runs up and just grabs the girl. This is straight up child fucking abduction that we're looking at here. Yeah, grabs the girl throws her in the back seat, gets back in the car, slams the door shut, drives away. And I'm sure you guys were thinking the saying the same thing that I was thinking when I first watched this video. She was asking for it. Oh, no.

How did you guys are thinking? I was thinking she went a little too willingly. Like, I would have thought there would be more kicking and flailing there. But this kid gets thrown in the back of the car, taken to a remote location, and he sexually assaulted this fucking poor girl. Yeah. And then, I guess in order to appease his own guilt or shut her up, he took her to a fucking Burger King. They were on a date. What are you talking about, Betty?

Oh, can't even, not even a Wendy's. They were out of date. Fucking Burger King. Not only did he take her to a Burger King, this is what brought him down because the girl, after he did this, after he took her to the Burger King, he just took her somewhere and dropped her off near where he picked her up. Yeah, he just dropped her, that's called a date. You pick someone up, you go out, have some sex, have some food, drop them back off again.

You never run out of date before a minute. You physically pick them up. He physically picked them up. Jesus Christ, they didn't even exchange numbers, Carl. And the parents found the Wopper rapper. I mean, everyone knows that the Burger King Kids Club is not as cool as the fucking McDonald's toys. Okay. I'm card-carrying member of the Burger King Kids Club.

I liked how inclusive they were. So, Kevin, you're saying that wasn't her choice. You're saying he made the decision on where to eat that day? Yeah, it just was like, really, you know. Well, it's funny to say that because she did order spicy chicken nuggets, which I'm sure she'd prefer chicken McNuggets. We all know that's the superior nugget. 100%. I will agree there.

So he gets her a 10-piece spicy chicken nuggets and a drink. She tells the cops this. He bought me spicy chicken nuggets. So what do the cops do? They find all the Burger Kings in the area. And they look for the guy's car because they had the video of the abduction. But from the angle that the guy drove, you couldn't see the license plate because they only have license plates on the back of the car.

So the front of the car was facing the camera the entire time. So they looked for that car on the drive. through, the manager went back and checked the receipts, found the order, and this stupid fucking scumbag used his goddamn debit card. Oh! How many times have I said this? When you go out for dinner with your nine-year-old girlfriend, use cash. Just use cash. It's that easy, guys. Yeah, and if he would have went to Chalky Cheese. Great advice. Why do I always got to tell you to stop helping? Stop helping. My bad. Remember, the CP isn't deleted until you overwrite it with another file.

Just because it says it's still there. It's still there, guys. You're the worst. So this guy is married. He has no record. And when he has no police record and there appears to be no connection between the victim and this guy. Police say when they came to arrest him. And boy, was he shocked. He was holding his own baby in his arms when the cops came to take him away.

This guy. That's a crazy story. Is fucking a piece of shit. Louis Martinez-Ramero, go fuck yourself. An impressive way to take him down, though. That's awesome. Yeah, that's some good fucking police work. It is.

So we're going to go to Los Angeles. Lancaster, California, to be more specific, a coronavirus patient is accused of beating his 82-year-old hospital roommate to death with an oxygen tank. Yeah. 37-year-old Jesse Martinez was sharing a room with this octogenarian, and apparently he was very annoyed at the man praying. He was a Catholic, and he was over there doing the rosary or whatever the fuck it is they do. a Norman Apache, a fear, a spirit to, and he just fucking lost his shit and beat his ass

with the oxygen tank. Now, just this morning, Vinny, they released the security footage. It's, uh, Carl's got it. My number three, it's crazy. What are you doing? Oh! Stop, but I'm tickless. I'm fine, time to get ticklet.

Oh! Oh, fine. Oh, my name. I was feeling out All right, that's good Man, what's it matter of? I'm getting personal, eh? Oh, well,

I can't do a thing with him. You'll try something. A wise guy, eh? Crazy fight, man. I'm telling you, the studious will always make me laugh. I don't care. In spite of being 87 years old, this did not stop this 37.

I'm 38, okay? Yeah, your heart is 892. Pounds. So, like, I just think of myself, I can't think of anything except for you, Carl, that would make me this angry to fucking bash something over the head. Dude, did you hear... With an oxygen tank. When Gavin Newsom heard about this story, he goes, see, people with COVID do die.

Well, that's what they tried. They said it was a COVID case. He was arrested, obviously, the, uh, the, the people. people at the hospital, sedated him and held him down until the cops got there. And what do you do with the guy who has COVID in the hospital who just murdered someone? Like, do you take him to the jail? What is Dr. Fauci said? You take it back to Mexico.

You know where the guy came from. All right. So, uh, ladies and gentlemen, that is this week's scum parade. Did you have a nice time on the parade, Kevin and Crows? Oh, lover. Sure. It was just as exciting as any parade. That I believe.

Well, thanks guys for coming to do with the show with me. Carl, I guess you're here too. This was a fun year and special that we did. It was. It was. So don't forget to vote this week at the creepoff.com. And if you want to give us a call, the number is 5853-718108. And you can email the show at the creepoff pot at gmail.com?

And can I also say, been enjoying the shit out of the photoshopps and the Instagrams. Yes. You guys have been killing it, making us laugh. And before we go, there's one. I had my crocs on. I took a little photo. Well, I'm glad we can bring this up because you were supposed to be wearing crocs in public and you showed up here today wearing what now?

This isn't public. This is our studio. Can I tell you the amount of research I had to do for this Fauci argument? I totally spaced on the crocs. Yeah, it was really hard to go to O-A-N. Really fucking hard, asshole. You could remember to put on your fucking consequence crocs. You promised you would wear them today.

I'm going to be wearing the crocs in public. We will document. Well, I have Kevin and Croz here with me, and I think they would agree that you should have a point deducted. Who cares what they think? We have nothing to do with this. I think, and I just want back up. Croge, you agree Carl should lose a point for this?

I think he's losing a point this week with the voting, so it'll wash itself out. Yeah, I guess I get what I deserve then. Kevin? I don't know what you're talking about. Stooges. Goddamn Stoge! Stoge is all of you. All right, that's the creep off.

this week. Ah, bye, everybody. See you next week. But it's more important to be nice. Cookie ya! Yeah! Or sign up. Not happy. This is stupid! I mean, this guy was a real jerk.

I mean, this guy was a real jerk. No reviews this week. What is going on here?