The Creep Off - Episode 46: The Youngest You Can Get

Episode Date: January 19, 2021

This week Karl & Vinnie are joined by our pal Kaya to find the creepiest Trans person: Karl lays out Vinnie’s podcast consequence and gives him a choice: In the Scum Parade we meet a man who is good with a saw, a couple who had a hot date and finally we learn about the snuggle party massacre in Texas.

I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation, horror, shock. Send them out in the streets to tell their friends how wonderful it is to be scared to death. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Hola Creepos. Welcome to another edition of the world's worst contest. The show about creeps, buy creeps for you creeps. Joining me in studio is my co-host, hot cuck-cacarla.

What is happening in Vinnie Paulino? That's right. I mean, Vinnie Paulino, the people's champion. And joining us all the way. from Germany today is our friend Kaya from the official podcast. Hi, Kaya. Biggest creep in Europe. There he is, folks. We found him.

Shows over. That's it. 46 episodes. We figured it out. Yeah. We just brought it. I'm just a creepiest German. I'm not the creepiest trans person. Well, we've got to do the episode. We have to do the episode. And thank you for burying the lead for everybody. Well, before we do that, though, we have to talk about the voting

from last week. Yeah, let's talk about the voting from last week. Let's talk about the voting from last You seem excited about it. What was the final tally? We had Andy the trucker here. So there were three different people you could have voted for. Hold on. Let's check. Who's the results, Murray? I'm going to say this about our Polly Andy the Trucker. Yes. Andy got the most votes of any other third person we've had played a game with us. He got true. Yeah, yeah. He got 25 votes for his creep, Andy and Amanda Loge. So that was 14% of the vote. Okay. Now Carl, in second place this past week, that would be you with 19% of the vote 20% 50% with uh what is 65% of the vote please yeah this is a huge deal that's going to get the very eyes here

super kick carol in his day all right so what this means who is your daddy carol I am this week motherfucker You're up one to zero In this next contest that we're playing That is correct

But you lost the last contest And we have to talk more about your consequences Let's do that at the end of the show Yeah, I think that'll be good We'd like to tease and titillate around here You were going to give me two options For what my show is going to be Yeah, you have to create a podcast series

Five episodes And any topic that we choose I'm going to give you two options To pick from one of them Okay Well I might leave that to the listeners Cool. After all, I am the people's champion and I want to give the people what they want. Excellent. All right. That's what I do.

Ladies and gentlemen, this week we gave you a few options to vote for who we would be looking for the creepiest version of this week. We put out creepiest collector. Creepiest 21st century German, I believe, was one of them. And then it was creepiest transgendered person. Now, Kaya, how do we get those three choices? Where did those come from? our private chat but I'm pretty sure we didn't use those words exactly let's keep it clean I guess yeah so we we put it out there for you to vote you've picked creepiest transgendered person so here is the one rule for this the people that we are nominating today as creeps are being nominated as creeps because they did creepy things we're not just picking someone because they're transgender and say oh look at them these people did look at them these people did

legitimate atrocities. We've done Creepiest Woman before, right? No. Oh, we haven't? Oh, we should do that one then, too. Yeah, that'll be good. But yeah, this is just a category, just like any other category. That is correct.

So don't take any offense to this. Jesus Christ. So they will. I know. Yeah, I guess because I won so commandingly last week, I will be starting this week. So once you ring that bell for me. You're up first. Let's do it.

Now, fun fact, I didn't have to go too far. I have a folder of stories of terrible people that I could pull from. And I pulled this story for something that we put out there as an option a few weeks ago, creepiest Karen. Oh, okay. Now, my creepiest transgender person chose the name Karen, so it worked out quite nicely. My creep was born in 1966 as Stephen Terrence Woods. Later, she would be known as Karen White. Now, here's the thing about Karen White.

before, before she transitioned, she had a long history of sexual violence. I thought you're going to say penis. I really thought you're going to say penis. Still has that. I mean, how low hanging of the balls? I mean, fruit are we going to go with this fucking show? Fair enough. So here's some examples of things that Stephen Terrence Wood did.

In 1989, she was convicted, I'm using her proper pronoun, She was convicted of... I'm not going to be able to do that, by the way. I'm just putting it out there now. I get very confused. I'm just calling her she the whole time. You lose the privilege. Right. I agree with that.

She was convicted of a decent exposure when she deliberately exposed herself at a kid's playground. So this is the level of creeper talking about. Went to the playground and whipped the dick out. Okay? Not a good start. A lot of tantal tales of that playground that day.

It sounds like that's what I'm hearing. In 2001, she was charged and convicted of indecent assault and gross indecency with two boys aged 9 and 12. So sentenced to jail for 18 months. Now, in 2003, when coming out of prison, she went on to rape a pregnant woman, the wife of a friend. That's the youngest you can get, I think, as far as probably a distinction. she likes some young she likes some young wow so she went in there for uh wow that really was the end game there wasn't it i didn't even think about that that's good but uh she lied and said she was going to help this woman decorate her apartment then spiked her drinks and raped her

she gave this information in court and karen white was not prosecuted at the time for some reason the victim also made a statement that the attack ruined her life because her husband did not believe her that this happened so this this person just ruined a life got off scot-free raped two kids whipped their dick out at up at a kids park and this is all in by 2001 okay yep yeah 2014 white's living in a social housing complex which is basically like a group home for adults that are fucked up yeah she decides at that point that she wants to be known as karen white this is where she officially makes the transition okay Jenny Ann Bishop, who met White at a trans forum support group meeting in Manchester, England, said, when I met her, she was at the beginning of her transition, but I felt that she was someone who didn't listen to any advice.

She seemed like somebody who was very much going to plow her own furrow, regardless of community advice, and was going to demand her rights. She insisted people referred to her and her acquired gender without trying terribly hard to present as a woman. so she didn't really do like a lot of the clothing stuff but I am Karen you will call me Karen and if you do not she was calling the police on people and telling the cops that they were committing hate crimes against her so the people who lived with her in this group home for three years said she was like a terror to deal with she was physically and verbally abusing other people some people moved away what of the neighbors said that at first they felt that Karen was charming but then became incredibly aggressive and the residents feared for their safety one woman said

we did not have a problem with her being transgender we already had another transgender woman living here and we all got along fine she was always calling the police that accused us of hate crimes against her and then she started getting violent so like hi karen how are you doing today what do you mean by that 911 or whatever they call in england so rapes her yeah so the man this is where it gets crazy. So the final straw came when White repeatedly stabbed a 66 year old man that lived there as well, claiming that the person had sexually assaulted her. The man said everything was fine. It just came completely out of the blue. She just attacked him in his own apartment. And apparently she stole some stuff too because she was charged with assault, attempted murder,

and burglary. So, Carl, here's where things get fun. Yeah. When someone who's transgender, commits these crimes, where do they go? You would think prison. Wherever they want to, I guess. You would think prison, right? Disneyland, maybe. No, not Disneyland, they go to. But which prison do they go to?

They go to the female prison. Well, in Europe, for sure. In England, they do go to the female prison. And here was the problem. In spite of the fact that she never did any type of gender reassignment surgery, didn't get any type of real therapy, didn't get half of things that you would normally do. In England, if you self-identify,

you get to pick the prison you're going to. And guess what? She picked the women's prison and more fun ensues. Well, in the new hall, White wrote a letter to a woman that she apparently knew, and this sparked an investigation as the woman returned the letter saying she did not want to have any further correspondence from White.

Prison authorities began wondering what was going on here, so they questioned this woman. It turns out that White had violently raped her five or six times between January and December of 2016. So the penis is still working. So the penis is still working. And she's in the female prison. She had just raped some other woman. She raped her friend's wife.

Now she's raped. They found out that she raped this other person. She's in jail. She also admitted to like her therapist in prison that she was absolutely sexually interested in children and could abuse a child and quote, think, nothing of it. That is the quote that's in her fucking file. She would think nothing of it. She was also singing this song while in prison.

And I got to tell you that that right there is just a Things get a little bit worse here. This person... So can I make this proclamation right now? Go ahead. I think that if you identify as a woman and you still have all of your organs and everything going and you want to go

to female prison, they should put up hot chicks, hot naked chicks and front of you, see if you get a Woody. And if you get a boner, you're going to the guy jail. Isn't that an easy way to solve this? So they have panels, apparently, like, to decide this stuff. Yeah. And they didn't do one in this case. They just sent her to the woman's prison. But usually they have, like, specific criteria and things that they look for. I don't know if that's specifically it. Yeah, boners. That would be a good one to look for her. It's actually, they didn't look for a rapist this time because guess what happened when she was in prison? She sexually assaulted

two other female inmates. She is a fucking rape machine, Karen White. Back to fucking 89, whipping her dick out at the fucking part. Right, enough with the fucking whipping the dick out.

You know my favorite part about this is that is, this is technically increasing the female rape statistics. This is going down as a woman's crime. Yes, you're right. Details are not available, but apparently Karen befriended the two victims before the assault

It's happened in October 2018, a crown court judge handed down a sentence of life imprisonment to Karen White, who pleaded guilty to multiple counts of rape, sexual assault, unlawful, malicious wounding. And guess what, guys, I got good news for you. White will be serving out her sentence in a men's prison. Oh, good. They probably came to their senses over there. They came to their senses over there in England. So that is my creep this week. Karen White, ladies and gentlemen.

Very good. A rape machine. Nice. We'll save our guest for last. I'll go next. Okay. All right. So my creepiest transgendered person is known as Bruce Jenner.

Now, I don't know if you know this, but Bruce Jenner killed someone with his SUV. I have audio of this actually happening. Buckle up, Bucking. All right. Now, I'm not really doing. Bruce Jenner. Actually, Mike Creep this week was born Matthew Ralph Harks and is now known as Madeline Rebecca Harks. And I'll just play you a pretty summary of what Madeline's up to. By his own admissions, Matthew Ralph Harks has sexually assaulted 60 girls, keeping trophies of his

sexual assaults. He served three years in prison for sexually assaulting a six-year-old girl. Within weeks of his release, he was found to have pornography on his computer. His release was temporarily revoked, and then he was released again. Soon after, he changed his name to Madeline Rebecca Harks. The province of British Columbia now legally recognizes him as a woman. So do newspapers. So must anyone who does not wish to violate Canadian law, which demands that everyone call men like Matthew Harks, women.

That's right. Madeline lives in Canada, which has very similar to laws to the UK venue. So Carl's not getting back over the border again after this episode. Probably not. In 2006, a psychiatric assessment diagnosed Harks with an all-encompassing preoccupation with interest in sexually abusing young girls. That's back in 06, they figured that out. Now, this is according to the Toronto Sun.

Like a number of other violent pedophiles and killers, Hark's played the transgender gambit. She began living as a woman in 2014 while jailed. And why not? Women's prisons are typically easier time with substantially more freedom. And more pussy. Lots more pussy, too, yes. You don't have to imagine anything. In men's prison, you have to have an imagine.

imagination. Most of the inmates are doing drug sentences and aren't violent. Some have kids, little girls. And while she was in the slammer, Hark's sexually assaulted two fellow female inmates who were childlike in appearance. So this is very similar to your creep there. So they had like two young looking inmates. Yes. She went for the teenage Asians in jail? Is that the deal? That's the deal. Wow. Okay. When Harks began living as a woman, the parole board jumped through hoops to smooth the gloat. glorious road to rehabilitation and redemption. They dropped several conditions, including psychiatric treatment. Now, what's got people in Canada a little bit outraged about this is in 2019, she was moved from a female prison to a female halfway house in Brampton, Ontario. And this really pissed people off. Can you imagine a pedophile who is being convicted three times over and who is likely to reoffend, and yet Correctional Services Canada was prepared to, what, roll the dice? So this is a guy named David Menzies from the Rebel Media, and they're really pissed off at Correctional Services Canada because they tend to treat transgender people very differently than regular serial rapists.

For someone who has a history of preying on little girls as a child molester, posing as a feat. will potentially give him access to areas where little girls are. Hello, exactly. Fortunately, this idiot did violate the conditions of being in a halfway house pretty quickly. Well, that didn't take long now, did it? Barely a week after being inexplicably relocated to Brampton, Ontario, child rapist Matthew, aka Madeline Hartz, apparently violated the terms of his parole conditions, As such, Mr. and Mrs. Harks has been removed from the female halfway house he was residing in.

That's right, a halfway house that just happened to be inconveniently located near schools and daycare facilities and community centers. Usually women in halfway houses need those things. Right. This woman, who's still a man, never did anything to transition, just like the person you were talking about. everything still works, never taken, any types of hormone therapy, anything like that. And for that reason, this guy David Menzies, now again, this is not my opinion, this is David's opinion, refuses to refer to this person as a she. I steadfast refuse to use the she pronoun in describing Matthew Hart, who now looks like a young John Candy and drag. Please don't give me any transphobia lecture here. Not only does this woman have a functioning

penis. He has also refused to take estrogen shots, which is part of the typical process in transitioning. So it seems like these rapists take advantage of this opportunity to pretend that they're transitioning. And we're not allowed to say anything about that because we might offend people. Remember, his victims were little girls and he undoubtedly still less after little girls and he was looking for female dates online and yet we're all supposed to pretend he is a she and put the community at risk all to save some trans snowflake from getting offended again this is uh david you love that guy stop it david now listen hold on a second david like this is why i hate listening to stuff like that because here's here's the simple

fact yeah you want to be trans no one gives a fuck right do whatever the fuck you want i don't care of Don't touch kids. Don't dittle kids. Don't dittle kids. Don't rate people. Well, the problem is, like, governments like Canada are so concerned about offending people that they go out of their way to give them preferential treatment, which is why people are taking advantage of this.

So this is the kicker on this story. So that was back in April of 2019 when the person was put into a halfway house and the people in Brampton, Ontario were outraged by that. So Harks was put back into prison in Vancouver, transferred over to the West Coast. for some reason was given a weekend pass, you know, can just leave for the weekend. What? And immediately traveled back to British Columbia, to the East Coast of Canada. And they can't figure, that was in May of 2020.

They can't figure out why this person keeps getting this. So I think I mentioned this before, but it's important to remind everyone. When Madeline was Matthew, he had been convicted of raping three girls under eight, even more grotesque is he openly bragged about violating at least 60 other young girls when he lived out west he would also keep their underwear as trophies so this is a creep please vote for madeline rebecca matthew ralph harks and your boy carrievious collector we got it in a carl went for the two for this week nice all right kaya it is uh the floor is yours my friend All right. I think you all guys will remember this specific one.

Well, here's a weird story out of Canada, which used to be a kind of stayed boring country. Immigrant business owners are being harassed out of business. Businesses shut down. They're being dragged before kangaroo courts, having their lives destroyed. Why is this happening? If you guessed racism, no, it's radical gender activists. Jessica Yeneve is a biological man who identifies as a transgender woman. And so to make a political point, Yonib has been traveling across British Columbia, visiting beauty salons that provide Brazilian bikini waxing for women. The only problem is Yeniv has male genitalia, so some of the women who work at the salons have refused to wax him. Some had religious objections to it.

Others were just too uncomfortable, but in Canada it doesn't matter to punish them. Yeneve is taking those salons before the British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal and claiming there's a human right to make another person touch your private parts. So far, the Canadian government agrees. Yeneve is winning. One woman had to close her business following the complaint. Another, a single mother, paid Yeneve $2,500 simply to go away. One journalist who was covering it was banned from Twitter simply for observing the truth that Yeneve is, in fact, a biological male, which is true. Why is all of this happening? Well, it's hard not to conclude the obvious, because Canada is a sick society. Jesus Christ, Tucker I had to leave that one in, sorry

I do remember the story Little bit of editorializing there Don't you think Tucker That's all he does I mean look The last two ones both came out of Canada I mean it's a shit society Yeah

It is a sick society So we're switching it up now The both of you guys as trans people They were operating outside of the law They were just going around raping people Jessica Yanov, a man born Jonathan Yanov, has found a better method, one where he doesn't have to go to jail, where he just utilizes the law into his favor to simply make people have sex with him. So what this dude does, apparently in Canada, they have something called human rights.

What this lady does? Yeah, this fair maiden, this dainty little flower, this beautiful little pink princess. What he does is he goes to female beauticians, says, hey, I want my private genitals waxed, and they say, Okay, are you post-stop? And he'll go, no. Why, is that a problem? And they'll go, yeah, we don't touch Cox. We're not going to do that.

And then he sues them for fucking money. He gets away with it. He has sued over a dozen separate female beauticians for not touching his ball sack. That's quite a racket. Wow. We got to get it on that. If I wasn't such a fan of Manscaped and didn't have any issues down there, I would get in on that. There's no waxing to be done.

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Guy Oh wonderful So Tucker actually made a mistake there But that's because Most people don't know This guy's online history This guy has a whole sub forum On Kiwi farms

Full of thousands of pages He said Oh is it racism? No, it's just gender activism No, it's actually racism too This guy's an ardent racist Who has a Rife history on

Facebook talking shit about immigrants Which is weird because his mom is an immigrant. For instance, he has a post saying, this is him talking about being in a woman's gym, by the way, where he goes to get his rocks off. He says, how do I explain without getting banned on this group and sounding like a racist? We have a lot of immigrants here who gawk and judge and aren't exactly the cleanest people. I don't want issues with these people, nor do I want anything to do with them in any way, shape, or form.

They lie about shit. They'll do anything to support their own kind, and they make things miserable for everyone else. Those immigrant women don't join these clubs because they have to be in gym clothes. So because they're not there and never will be. It's a safe place for me. So he did racially target those people clearly. Did he explain what types of immigrants that we're talking about here? I have a feeling it's not all immigrants.

I don't know. I don't know what kind they have over in Canada. I don't know what the fuck they do there. Fair enough. Again, what most people only hear about this guy is what they hear on shows like Tucker Carlson and Fox News and shit. that this guy sued a bunch of women into touching his balls and ruined their lives. What they don't know is that this guy has a year-long history of going online into women's Facebook groups and talking to them about their periods.

Can I just say something real quick? I actually am glad Tucker Carlson isn't on Kiwi Farms because I don't even know what that show would turn into if he was reading that fucking forum. Ah, I'd watch. I'd fucking watch every night. We got another low cow this week on Tucker. Hold on aside. Did you just say that Jessica Yadav goes into Facebook groups to discuss periods? Yes. Yeah, get back to it. I'm sorry.

No, but I just was fascinated by that. Is that because, like, she wants to know what periods are like? Oh, no, he gets off on it. So he has a period fetish clearly. And he also thinks that he can bleed. So let me open this photo for you. I don't know if it'll crop or anything says. So it's Jessica at the pool, Jonathan, aka. saying my period started so yeah couldn't go into the pool sad but it was so much fun forgot my tanpons in my other bag fuck my life oh god so that's him talking about this so what he will do is here's his grift he goes into these women's groups vini's so confused he's playing pretend vittie he's just pretended yes he does it like

she does it legitimately unless someone at the swan nicked his ball sack i don't think he's actually bleeding. Bloody diarrhea, I don't know. Anyway, so that's the grift, all right? He joins women's groups on Facebook, and then he will privately DM these women asking them how he could make other women more comfortable in the locker room. And it sounds like this. Like in the bathroom, I've found that when I'm in the bathroom, a way to make myself

comfortable and them comfortable is if I'll ask them for a pad or a tampon. It works every time. And sometimes it works as well. It works too well. I'll go up to them and ask them for a tampon or a pad And they'll want to give me money to buy me a box Or they'll talk to me about the products they use So these women

These poor These dumb little naive idiots I guess are so accepting To their own detriments that they're now humoring This obvious pervert among their ranks About their periods You know in their defense They probably don't come across a lot of people who have a period fetish That's fucking weird

And I also think it's interesting That they like think she's homeless like we'll buy you a box like what the fuck is that about she's stinky too there's hundreds of these screenshots but I just try to find some of the best year he's done this to hundreds and hundreds

of women to the point where finally they got wise to it and they started banning him and the rumor has it that he's been banned for like 60 some groups because women were talking about how yeah did he ask you guys for a photo of your used tampons too so he's asked for instance

a woman is replying going honestly you're asking the wrong person here on that one LOL. I don't really talk to other people about this sort of stuff. Yeah, no shit. Women don't really stick around in the bathroom talking to each other for like 10 minutes about periods. And he says, if I notice a girl that's nude below and has a tampon

string coming out when I'm changing and doing my stuff, is it weird to approach her to ask her for a tampon? And just pull on it, just try to ask her for a tampon and just pull it right out and run away, keep it. Taste your tampon. Does that be weird if I asked about that?

It's like, oh, I couldn't help but notice that you have one in you right now. This isn't awkward, is it? Just to bond with her a bit over period stuff, I really want to make friends in there, and that's kind of a goal of mine. And in regards to tampon strings, LOL, those strings aren't exactly short sometimes, LOL, especially the OB ones, LOL. He's just so into this. Who's laughing out loud about how long the fucking string is?

It's not in the laughing out loud matter. They got fucking long strings on some of them, too. Oh, I guess that is. I'm just fascinated by the length of the string. Everything's excited to Vinny. He's never seen a vagina. He doesn't know what periods are? Do they have like, back up, Kyle.

What's going on here? Are some vaginas so large, they have to put like a little grappling hook at the bottom of the string just to make sure it doesn't get lost in there? Like, why would it be so long? You'll have to ask Kai's creep on that one. Okay. Yeah, I mean, he's the expert, apparently. I'm kind of with him because I want to know about these things now.

It's a wonderful new world. Oh, God. Hundreds and hundreds of messages like this asking different women in their private eams. Is it weird to ask someone who's naked? Is it possible I will notice a girl with a tampon string hanging out? Have you ever seen a tampon string hanging out of another girl's thing? Do girls openly insert their tampons when it freely changing? And all the women reply, and you just know the guy sitting there at his computer jerking off as he's talking to

these women pretending that he's asking for advice. Like, oh, Tee, I'm one of you guys now. I'm so new to this. How do I put a fucking tampon in my ass? So that's all fun and good. What's not fun and good is that he has developed this one specific fantasy that he started talking to these women about, which is, hey, what if one day a child comes up to me and asks me about her period? Like, what if I'm stuck on a fairy? This is actually one of his fantasies is, I'm so nervous for Wednesday.

girl replies why he says i think my period is going to start on wednesday when i'm traveling to victoria and going on the ferry and my first day is usually very heavy i'm going to have to change my pad often a frowny face every single time i take that ferry to the island there's field trips with 10 12 year old girls on it each and every time if i'm in the bathroom and a girl asked me for a pat or tampon it potentially help on how to use it if it's her first period what do i do that's a really specific scenario to be nervous about that's ridiculous that is very specific first off jessica every day is your heavy day secondly secondly why would this child know that you are having your period is did the child slip in

your blood that was just all over the deck of the fucking boat why why would the child okay so a girl who just started her period is kind of nervous about why would she run up to the hulking man ogre in the bathroom standing in a corner with a semi erection rather than, I don't know, her parents or a teacher. This is not an approachable person. I hope this person becomes a health teacher in an

elementary school. Please tell me that's going to be the conclusion of this. What if whoever gets asked for one cause she started her first period? I know it's all broken English. It's so likely to happen in there, to be honest. It's happened before and someone was yelling to

a girl in the stall on how to put a pad on. if I remember right the thing is I have no idea how to insert a tampon into a vagina sad face again guys didn't it start with that she was going to have her period it was going to be heavy but she only uses pads is that what I'm to understand either or either or her underwear is disgusted there's a bleeding child and this guy really wants to help he wants you know wink wink nudge he goes on if she wants a tampon though should I give her one and instruct her out to use it. And what would I tell her? Like, would I go into the stall with her and help her? He's asking this to a woman. Would you like to know the answer?

Find your mother. Find your fucking mother, kid. So that's what this piece of shit does is he fantasizes about going into women's bathrooms and he regularly takes selfies in them. Completely looking male, by the way, he's one of them, again. One of just like you guys's choices this week is looks completely made. He just looks like a fat in cell.

zero effort into passing in any point. He has a still has his dick. Everything. I don't even think he's on hormone therapy. Then again, it's hard to tell. He's sort of an androgynous blob. Let's see. What else do we have? Oh yeah. So at some point apparently, I don't know why.

Somebody in Canada, probably because it's Canada, decided to have a pool party. Age is 12 and plus sick society. Topless. Wait, topless. Topless 12 and up pool party? Yeah, that's what I said. It's something called Youth All Body Swim.

Now, the fun fact here is that adult guardians were prohibited from joining. This was supposed to be some diverse, inclusive shit where, you know, all the LGBT youth can be their true selves and free and shit. So age is 12 and up. And it had an age gap. Sorry, age cap at 24. So no one older than 24 could join. This was canceled. Paul got angry at this, it got canceled.

Our heroin decided that, no, she can't abide by that show. So she took this back up and petitioned her local council that they reinstate the pool party and removed the age cap, meaning that everyone older than 24 should be able to join, but still not their parents. So would be Jessica here with a bunch of topless 12-year-old girls and no parents in sight. Wow. How fucked up is it getting up in Canada? There's so many things that they're going to win that.

First, I learned Dr. Fauci let me down, and now I find out Tucker Carlson is right. about something. Jesus Christ, Canada. Here's another one with these beautiful tweets. What's the problem with 12-year-old topless girls? Let them be themselves. Oh, God. Says the creep, beautiful, beautiful.

So maybe you're worried. Okay, well, is this guy a danger to anyone, though? Like, is he a bad person or anything? So here's a nice compilation of them just being a boonetic and pop. Well, yeah. Okay, sorry. What fuck did I call that? You've already made your case in my book, but yeah, keep going.

I mean, we, we legitimately found, Carl found a rapist that collects underwear. And I found a lady who stabbed an old guy and fucking stole shit and raped people imprisoned. Here we fucking are. Speaking of which, Jonathan also likes getting around town on publicly funded transit rides for the disabled. Sometimes he's even buzzing about in a mobility scooter. even though he's being caught on video running like someone taking part

in the 100 meter dash look how fucking runs like you saw a child was there a topless 12 year old somewhere go away don't touch me yo go away don't get out

stay away from you need will you be pleading guilty what go no don't touch me don't touch me don't touch me don't take you stop holy shit Go away from me.

Jesus, get away from me. Crazy. Get away from me. beating that guy's ass. Get away from me. Stay away from me. Get away from me. You can't, you can't run at someone yelling, say away from me.

I don't get that's not how to swear. You stay away from me. But you cannot talk to him. You can talk to me. This is his mother. Okay, then. Don't talking to anybody. All right.

I'll talk to you then. Did you ask Jonathan as a boy? I'm looking. You said I can talk to you. No, you're not talking about. Oh, there he is. Hi, Jonathan. Why do you send sexually

message to a young girl? Go away. Go away. My eye face. Go away now. Are you saying? Go away. You just smashed your cane over my head.

You go away. Get off the property. Okay, that's four shots. Wow. Go away. Excuse me. Go away. Go away.

Look, there's lots of my witnesses. I don't care. Go away. Go away. Dude. You've got nothing on Canada, man. They're doing it right up there. Just anger problems.

Like anger problems, as you guys can tell. Well, I mean, it appears that Jessica's just being bullied and harassed by that guy. Is that what you're taking away from that? Clearly. Clearly. All right.

Now, of course, he's also. Jessica's not a real creep like, Aaron White. No, no, no. I'm not done. He was on an interview with some YouTuber who's also trans in there at this little fucking Tiff. And in the middle of this interview, he starts bragging about how he illegally owns a taser. So that's also nice. This guy is in your children's bathroom, everyone. Blair. I don't need to be scared of my own house that I'm going to get fucking attacked. which is illegal in Canada just same but you think that was like cute was that a moment for you

no that wasn't a moment for me but what I'm going to say here is it's real the hate is it's real and the bombs is real you cannot so that's fun so this aggressive armed pedophile in cell

creep with a period fetish as prowling women's bathrooms to finger fuck your bleeding 12 year old. Awesome, right? Well summarized there. This sounds like seven different creeps in one to me. I am stayed this side of the border. I'm not going

north. Well, they don't watch. I guess I can add this, tag this one on. He apparently used to send people something called baby messages. Sorry, when I say people, I mean literal 13 year olds. He would send them voice messages. And I have no idea what the fuck a baby message.

Turns out it's this. So the next time he goes in to get his dick off, up and down. So the next time he goes in to get wax, can someone just rip his dick off? That would be appropriate. Can we set up a sting operation? I am so uncomfortable with this person. Yeah. Well, you know, beauticians aren't the only ones he's trying to bully into submachine using

shitty fucking Canadian loopholes and kangaroo courts. His latest exploit now is that he's mad at gynaecologists because they will not see him. Oh, of course. So one of his tweets here says, so a gynecologist office that I got referred to literally told me today that we don't serve transgender patients. And me being me, I'm shocked and confused

and hurt. Are they allowed to do that legally? Isn't that against the college practices? And then he snitch-tagged some fucking organization, I guess. Litigious piece of shit. Sensorious, oh, by the way, I forgot to mention one of the great parts about Canada

again, is that this guy put a media ban on his name which meant that if you so much as breathed this guy's initials you would get banned off the internet you could do that? This guy got a yeah apparently so something called a oh it's called a publication

ban because he said that he didn't want to be outed as a trans woman and this was passed it was granted by some called Devin Kossinu Human Rights Tribunal Hold on so are you telling me that if stuttering John just moves to Canada he can make everyone leave him alone

well apparently listen to this this just in the span of one year because of the publication ban there was a blog called gender trender that first outed him as the guy talking to little children WordPress banned the blog the person who made the block then made another blog explaining the situation WordPress manually edited the guy's block

to remove Jessica's name from the post they stepped in a Dutch YouTuber made a video outing him YouTube removes the video There's some forum for mothers, I guess, called Momsnet. They internally removed the thread talking about the guy. They had a subreddit on Reddit talking about the sky. They banned that fucking thing.

He had a bunch of feminists on Twitter banned just for talking to the sky. YouTube and Reddit bans don't surprise me in any single way. You can get everything banned from YouTube and Reddit. That's a no-braided. But you have a hell of an easier time when you have the law on your side, right? journalist William Ray attempted to publish a piece on it Medium removed it

Kiwi Farms uploaded a video of him admitting that it's actually him and all those screenshots he DMC8 the video within minutes Finally Wikipedia permanently banned any edits referring to him and forbade any further mentions And that's how we kept getting away with this That's my creep, a tampon sucker

That is impressive, wow Kaya Well done Well done I'm also going to take my head off to you you know you're invited to my top list pool party by the way very cool very cool there we'll find the creepiest german i love let my tits swing out dude we got any voicemails or any messages this week well just a reminder vote at the creepoff dot com this week and yes we did the creepoff voice mail segment is brought to you by the city of syracuse

syracuse we had one good basketball team 17 years ago see you in syracuse We'll see you. It's Syracuse. It's time for some voicemails. I love Syracuse. Now, this one came in. It was sent by email. I always like when people send me voicemails by email because it's just very efficient. Hey, Carl, hey, Vinnie. It's a real shame that Vinny has 65% of the vote right now. It's kind of embarrassing. You guys did great last week. Andy, the trucker really brought it. That's how he got my boat, though. He's still in third place. It's really sad. Anyways, go fuck yourselves. I wasn't clicking a pen. People think someone was clicking a pen.

There was no pen clicking. We don't know what that was. That is true. There was some weird clicking going on in last week's episode. We still have not figured out what it is, but it is gone now. So we're all thankful for that. I haven't listened to your edit of that episode, but I remember last week, you just got up in the middle of the conversation. It walked over to my section of the studio and stared at me like I had stolen your cookies or something.

I was like, what's going on? What just happened? It was so fucking annoying So the episode last week Was late getting out Because I spent so much time Trying to get that sound out So I apologize everybody

It was Carl It was not me It's not happening this week It was Carl I blame Andy Okay it was Andy Wasn't me You know Vinnie

You had a really good creep this week But I'm loyal to Carl And I voted for him instead What do you think of that Fatty Aw That's right That was mean

Nice Vinny, I like how this past episode you decided to make it fucking impossible to pay attention to Carl's creep What the fucking noise going on The entire fucking time that he was speaking I don't know what the fuck that noise is But it's annoying as fuck

I don't know if you've got a fucking fan running In your studio or something But like Fucking turn it off or something I wish I'd just face fucking annoying. I don't know how much fucking blubber is on you that you need to have a fan running in your goddamn studio in the middle of winter. It's fucking mid-January and you're living in fucking Rochester, New York, that you need a fucking fan running in your goddamn studio to keep you cool.

Anyway, I'm voting for Carl this week. Thank you. Walrus Vinnie can suck a dick. Bye. Wow. Wow. Last voicemail today. Winnie, Vinny, the people's champ.

More like Vinny, Winnie the fucking whiner. Yes. Wow. I'm not having fun because I have to spend the fucking wheelchair thing. Oh, man. Anyways, good shit on picking Luca for the most recent. Thank you. The moment you mentioned the I pick in the cat video,

I knew exactly who the fuck you were talking about. And when I've seen those videos, a piece of my soul left me that day. This is Tom from the gas station, by the way. Can you guys kindly relay the message to Andy and tell him I'm long overdue for a shipment of Coke and for him to do a fucking job and bring that shit over here, please?

Yeah, I will. And also, fuck your guys, 45-second rule. This is America, God damn it. All right, call me back. All right, folks. We had, like, 27 voicemails last week. I'm not playing all of them. That was it.

I'm ready to go on a scum parade. Carl, you read my mind. Let's do it. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's the scum parade. A guy for the scum parade. Making me's day. Today.

Orlando, Florida, seems like a good place to start. servant manager in Orlando restaurant helped rescue a boy who police say was the victim of severe child abuse by secretly holding a note that only the child could read. Orlando police said Flavine Carvalio

was working on New Year's Day at a place called Mrs. Potato Restaurant when the family of four sat down at a table. What a great sounding restaurant. Mrs. potato. This is like a toy. Another restaurant. Now, according to the police,

The man did not allow the 11-year-old boy to order any food. This is where Vinny gets upset. I knew that's why he picked this story. He hates it when someone's denied food. Look how furious you are now. You take four people to the restaurant and you're like, not so fast, you. It's an 11-year-old kid. You already ate yesterday.

Stop it with your ordering food nonsense. So the waitress, Flavine, wrote a note that said, do you need help? and she held it up while standing behind the family so no one else could see it. The boy signaled her. He nodded yet. So she called the police. When the police started interviewing the boy, they found out that this fucking stepdad, Timothy Wilson, had ratchet straps tied around this kid's ankles at home and neck. And they would hang him upside down from a door, like a fucking pinata.

Then you got to think of somebody that has candy inside. Carl, they would hit him with a wooden broom handle while he was hanging upside out. That's true. That's a good point. They treated this kid like he was a fucking human pinata and then he couldn't get anything in Mrs. Potato's restaurant. The police should be called. This is bullshit.

They said he also handcuffed the kid to a large moving dolly so he couldn't get away. He also said he didn't get to eat on the regular basis. He did not get to eat on a regular basis as a form of punishment. Timothy Wilson, the stepfather, was arrested on one count of third-degree child abuse. Investigators said they were unable to arrest both parents at the restaurant because of the time there wasn't enough evidence. Days later, authorities arrested both Wilson and Christian Swan, the mother. Wilson was arrested on multiple counts of aggravated child abuse and child neglect. The boy's mother admitted to knowing about the abuse, she was arrested on two counts of child neglect.

And another child was with the family on New Year's Day, but officials say that she seemed fine. Yeah, I want to point something out They have two kids One of them gets punished The other one doesn't proves That kid's a bad boy The fucking little Cinco de Mayo That evil twin

That kid deserved that Oh Jesus I gotta suck This gets you eat at Mrs. Potato You don't These hash browns are so good Can you describe them to me please How salty were they

The kids just like fucking Don't hit me in the balls With the broom this time sister Do you know how fucking shitty it would be to be hanging upside down being beat with a wooden fucking broom handle when all you can think about is shitty diner food that your family got to eat

and you didn't get any. Is that what happened to you, Biddy? Is that what happened? No, I got the diner food. Look at him, he's the one who got to eat. I was going, man, it sucks to be you. These are good. Put a little red hot on these.

Now, Brandon Hodgson, 31, was sentenced to a minimum of 28 years, maximum of 32 years in prison on multiple counts in Lake County, Florida recently. Deputies respond to the report of a screaming, running woman covered in blood running from the woods in a small village. The female was soon located and identified and the ensuing investigation revealed a total of five involved individuals, all of whom were homeless and had been residing in tents in a

wooded area. Can I point something out? Yeah. They're not being homeless right. You don't go to the woods when you're homeless. you go to the city where there's people who will give you money. That's why they're in this predicament to begin with. I think this is like kind of a rural area.

Yeah, that's what I mean. That's not a good place to be homeless. Maybe the meth there is better. But if you want to get money from strangers, you've got to be in a city. That's a solid point. But you can live off the land out there in the country. Yeah. And that's what they were doing.

The forest. Well, deputies quickly learned about an altercation that had taken place in the wooded area with one of the males residing in the woods. He used a handheld saw. similar to a handheld mitre box saw to assault an injure four including one female and three males all but one of the victims were able to flee

the scene until help arrived. Deputy said one of the men who lived in this group this guy Brandon Hodgson was the one who did it. The four individuals were hospitalized with injuries ranging. You ready for this? From moderate to severe and life-threatening injuries, one of them lost an eye in the attack.

This guy had fucking attacked them with a handheld fucking mitre sock, Carl. To the face. To the fucking face. That's got to be a scary day. Like, dude, I was already homeless. You're making my life worse. But think about this, though, is how this guy is going to a place, but he'll be fed food every single day.

There's shelter. He can make some friends. I think he just needs a good arts and crafts program to get him back on the straight and arrow. Yeah, he should definitely get a weekend pass. To show the chicks. Sure. You know that fucking movie Bond villain's scar right on the eye? Yes. Yeah, that dude, he's going to have a much better

opportunity at life because the guy is with the scar always get the most money when they're begging. And the most pussiest guy was talking about it. I don't know about that. The most homeless, stinky pussy? I don't think. Well, you'll get like twos now instead of ones. Oh, you think only homeless people have stinky pussy,

pretty? True. You obviously didn't play in punk bands in your 20s like I did. Yeah. Yeah, sorry I missed out on that. Oh, oh, oh, was just describing the smell coming out of her pants. Oh, oh, oh.

Here's a fun one. Kaya, you ever had a bad date? Yeah. Yeah. What's not this bad? Carl, you ever have a bad date? Yeah, man. I hate it when the other person assumes I'm going to pay for the meal.

It's really, you know, everybody always thinks the guy should have to pay. But sometimes, you know, there's the Dutch treat thing happening. Right. You know, I think you should probably figure these things out before you get to the restaurant. And here's the perfect reason why everybody. Kimberly Marika Johnson, 43, was arrested on charges of attempted murder and first-degree Arson in Las Vegas last week. The charges stemmed from an incendiary blazed authorities say was delivery set at a North

Las Vegas apartment. An investigator with the North Las Vegas Fire Department sent a report the fire started at 5.30 a.m. Johnson's friend who lived at the apartment said he met with Johnson for dinner that morning at Jerry's Nugget. These places sound great that everybody is dining at. up. I looked up their menu. Yeah. Five bucks is plenty. Well, we didn't get there yet. Oh, sorry. It's a really shitty diner. During the course of the meal, it was learned that her friend only had $5 on him. Yeah. The investigators said that Mrs. Johnson got very, very angry.

She left the man there and the man had to walk home two and a half miles to get back to his house. And about 20 minutes later, Johnson arrived at the home and the man heard a splashing sound on the windows in the front door. The investigator said he opened the front door just as Kimberly ignited the gas vapors. The investigator wrote, the front door and Matt are now fully engulfed in flames. The man slammed the burning front door shut. Kimberly then took a wooden handled hammer and started breaking out the front window of the first floor of the apartment. Then she threw her purse, which was on fire through the window, into the front room of the apartment. The victim alleged to authorities that Johnson was high on crystal meth and that she tried to burn me down. And our

Ars Investigator wrote that the blaze was set with willful and malicious intent. A preliminary hearing for Johnson is scheduled for January 25th in North Las Vegas. Can somebody ask the crazy meth-doubt meth head, her side of the story? Because I'm not buying this is over $5. I am absolutely guessing it's over $5. Have you met anyone on crystal meth? No, I am not. You totally put on the wheel of consequences.

Do meth. we've discussed this is a guy who who as long as she's not giving him a ride had to walk home like an abandoned dog and she thought he'd have money to pay for dinner yeah that's a good point got a ride did they cash grass or ass cash

grass or ass guy uh easy for you to say it isn't so yeah uh kamika johnson she's had a lot of trouble but that is a pretty bad date i would say now uh let's end in texas shall Holy, holy shit, Carl. This is a fun one, isn't it? Yep. Police said officers for a welfare check at a residence on Fairbanks Street in Cobra's Cove, Texas. The officer said they met the caller, who was a relative of the woman who lived there, but they were unable to make contact with anyone in the house.

Officers entered and found a large amount of blood on the kitchen and living room floors. They found a small dog lying in a pool of blood in the kitchen. Officers forced a locked door to a room open. after discovering a large pool of blood on the floor just outside of this door. They found this man, Mr. Richardson, lying on a bed covered in blood. Beneath Richardson, officers found the body of his wife, and beside him, the bodies of two children. All that murder made him really sleepy. The officers found a blood-covered kitchen knife on a table, along with an empty six-pack of beer, and an empty bottle of prescription antidepressants.

Now, this Richardson, did you see the picture of him? I did not. He looks exactly like Ron Funches. Oh, okay. So I just, all I can imagine was him going, I got very tired after I murdered my family. But he just. Holy shit. He called me old fashion.

I don't like the idea of the kids sleeping with the mom and dad. I don't want them all in the same bed together. It's not a good way to grow up. This is like the Texas Cuddle Party massacre. This isn't even funny. This is like, this is unreal. Is it annoyed that the kids came in at night's like, Daddy, I can't sleep. I'm having nightmares, and you just grab the shank.

Like, oh, you fucking nightmare. He had a, I think he was obviously trying to kill himself because he had the six pack of beer, the bottle of antidepressants. And they also said that he had three lacerations to his left arm that were self-inflicted. Yeah, I guess he could try to bleed out. What's fucked up is that he left the dead puppy in the kitchen or something to, like, at least put it in the bed too. If you're going to have this fucking movie scene of a happy family photo in bed all dead.

Yeah, is that the part of the family? Don't exclude the family pets. You think he put out like Netflix or something? Just sat there as a family. Watched a movie. It's like, are you still watching? Just during the third season of Cobra Kai, and he's just fucking wondering what the smell is.

Maybe he was watching a net, and that's why he murdered everybody. Oh, it could be. It could be. So he was taken to the police department for questioning, and it was subsequently charged with three counts of murder. now the oldest child that we're talking about here was a pre-kindergarten student yeah so that means like the oldest kid was four or five very easy to kill with a knife where they're that age yeah they uh you don't even have to do like a real full swipe you just kind of got to jab it in there and pop it out all you have to do is hide it in a cookie jar jesus christ carl well ladies and gentlemen couldn't you have just given him like scissors and make him run

Make it look like an accident Go run down the stairs Take your brother with you That's another thing with these people Always kill their kids It's like, why are you putting in all this effort? They're children, they're gonna kill themselves If you just leave them unattended for 10 minutes

Right You don't have to go to jail over it And probably in a way that's less messy They're probably just starve to death Which is way less messy Put him in a tub Put him on a tub And then pretend like you got a call

Like oh I left the room for 10 minutes I swear officer I don't know how he drowned We got to talk about a couple of things real quick before we go. I have, I received this video from someone, Carl, and I need you to watch. Okay. This was sent to me. It was a little concerning.

This is abnormal for our show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, scum parade's over now. I'm ending it. Yeah, that's fine. So this email was sent to us from someone by the name of Vaughn. And he said, I'm emailing you deep from inside. We the people will not stand by while you lose anymore.

Use this to attain victory. And this was sent to my personal email address. So I'm saving this video for you to watch, Carl, because it was sent to me. So let's find out what's going on. All right. Before your next vote in the creep off, there are some questions you should ask yourself. Like, can I trust this man? Or is he a liar?

Here's Carl making a promise to you. Man, I got to go down to Tampa. Tampa.dick. Show. And you will be wearing crox at that show. A live show in a theater on December 12th. And I'll have my crox on. And I'll have my crox on.

But did he wear crox at the event? Here's photo evidence of Carl in Tampa, holidaying it up and drinking beers on your Patreon dime. If we zoom and enhance on his feet, no crocs. Carl was also meant to make a tribute album, but outsourced the work to search. sweatshops, and an email band called The Isotopes?

Is Carl someone you can trust? On December 20, Carl ruined Christmas for man children all around the world, by releasing an episode talking about his personal life, his music, and his friends. On episode 79 of WATP, Carl said this. You think that you've created this world where people care about your personal life and your friends and all the characters and your show. No one gives a shit about you or what's? going on in your wife, which is why we don't talk about that kind of stuff.

At this. He puts a whole song in one of their podcasts. The evidence is clear. Vote for someone who completes their consequences and doesn't treat them like gifts to give to others. Paid for by the Vinny Winni-Winity Committee. Holy shit. That's well done. That was very well done.

And that was signed, Best Kind Regards, Vianan. so vietnam so i also received this carl do you see this little pin i got here this little v pen i got a little vianan pin i got a little vianan pen and if you would like to get your own vianan pen pay attention to our twitter because you could have one we'll set up to you you got to post that video on our youtube page too i have a hundred percent well yeah i wanted to save it for you to see first phenomenal wow vietnam baby it's real vietnam is real i think that there was some voice manipulation going on there. I don't think I ever said I was going to wear

Crocs in Tampa. You both certainly did. That sounds like voice. That's a deep fake. That was a deep fake video. You treated us all like idiots. You treated us all like fucking idiots. So somebody give me a pen to click. Now it's time to talk about my consequence. The one that I did not

deserve. Oh, stop it. Of course you deserved it. I crushed you five to one. That's what you say. That's what you say. That's what I say. Now, I have to do a podcast. five episodes, 10 minutes each. Yeah.

You told me you would give me, you told me you would give me two topics to choose from. Yes. What are they, Carl? Okay, the first one was the very first idea I had, and I've seen a lot of suggestions come in. I appreciate all the suggestions. I've thought it through, and I think my initial instinct is still the best. I want you to do a The Bachelor review show or a recap show.

Is the Bachelor even on television right now? I think so. I think they have a Black Bachelor right now. Ooh. So what you'll have to do is watch entire episodes of The Bachelor and then put out a podcast that recaps the episode for people who may be missed it. Or all I have to do is watch people review the Bachelor and just review their reviews. Vinny, what are you doing, buddy?

Review their reviews. What are you doing? I didn't say you could do that. I don't care what you said I could do that. You said you were going to wear a crocs in Florida. Wow. Just dodged. Is that what's going on now, Vinny?

Are we losing all integrity to this game that we're playing? Am I allowed to have the ice? topes do my podcast for me. Can I get producer Chris? I think you started Vietnam. I think that was, you made that video. I did nothing. I don't know anything about it.

Well, you're being manipulated by it. It just makes a lot of sense. It makes a lot of sense to me. All right. You ready for choice number two? I guess. Choice number two, and I think this is what you were hoping. So if people don't know, Vinny has a podcast.

It's been dark for a little while because of the pandemic, but you do an interview. show with comedians who come in through the comedy club here in Rochester and he sent him down on the couch right across from me over here and do a 45 minute to 60 minute long interview with them. Yep. Now, you've also been in touch with our friend Stuttering John. You don't know that.

And I think that you'd like to do an interview podcast with Stuttering John recapping his career talking all about what he's accomplished in his life, which he loves to do. Okay. You can do that. But with one caveat, you have to work the word dabble in at least three times. So you can do a Stuttering John interview show using the word dabble in any way you want, fit in there at least three times. Or you can watch The Bachelor.

So there's a lot of ifs here. There's will he do the interview? Right. It'll take some work for you, I'm sure. But he loves talking about himself. You can probably talk him into it. He'll do it. And I got to sneak the word in dabble three times.

Yeah. Okay. So, get that a thought. Can I use the term dabbling? Yeah. Does it, I just can't, I have. Let me think about that. I think it's got to be dabbled.

Uh-huh. I think it's got to be dabble. Okay. All right. Let me, let me work on it. We'll see what we come up with for next week. Are you going to put that up for a vote? Well, I mean, I'm going to go for it.

I'm just going to go for it. I'm going to see if I could get them to do it. Oh, okay. So you're going with Sutter and John. All right. Yeah. I'll see if I'll see if I'll, I do it.

All right. And we'll see what happens. Sounds good. Now, let's talk about this. Let's say Vinny gets it all set up. They start doing the show. Vinny mentions dabble and John goes, I'm bailing on this. Yeah.

What does that mean? You have to watch like three episodes of The Bachelor. How does that work? All right, we'll cross that bridge that we got to it. Yeah, we're going to figure this out. I think this is a terrible idea, both of them. But here we go. We'll try it out.

So that is this week's creep off. Ladies and gentlemen, let's thank Kyah Orson, Kaya, where can people find you? Oh, thank you. Where can people find in Twitch, I suppose. Just slash my name. It's pretty much what I do these days.

Just play bad games that make me cry. Thanks for having me on, guys. You were fantastic, buddy. Thanks for coming out today. You're going to be the first guest we ever had that actually won. So, this is going to suck. I don't think so. I think you guys brought some heavy hitters.

When Carl said that he was going to do Bruce Jenner, I believe that's because he usually do these fucking political shit. I thought you were going to go down that path. I'm actually surprised you didn't bring Michelle Obama or something. Damn it! No, can I be real honest with you, though, Kaya? As of last night, I was going to do Bruce Jenner. And then somebody at the Discord today put a link to this list of transgendered people who committed crimes.

And I found that really good one in there. Yeah. Thanks to that person. So again, you got help. Okay. Yep. Okay. It's nice to be important.

It's more important to be nice. All right. Come on, Kaya. Gagia! Perfect. I do know they are very much against pedophilia. They fight it very hard. I just stepped in a big pile of sassy. There's cream off.

Sweet Jesus. It's real true. Goon, goon, goon. This is stupid. Okay.