The Creep Off - Episode 47: Foreign Interference

Episode Date: January 25, 2021

This week Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest bowler: The boys deal with the fall out of their humiliating loss to Kaya: In the scum parade we meet a car thief with a conscience, a dopey donut stealing fake cop and finally we listen to an accused child murderer dabble in stand-up…spoiler it’s not funny

I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation horror shock. It's the cream off. It's the cream off. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola! Creepos! Welcome to the creep-off, the worst contest in the internet to show about creeps by creeps.

For you, creeps. My name is Vinnie Paulino. The people's champion. And in the other room, across from me, the reason we're late today, it's hot cuck-c-c-c-c-c-c-cara. Hi, Vinny. Hey, pal. How are you feeling? I'm a little tired today.

I'm not at my best today. I think that I shouldn't be as happy as I am considering the circumstances. I agree. I'm a little surprised you don't have a little bit more empathy for me, but that's all right. Oh, no, no. I have more empathy for me because we're both a couple of losers. We're both a couple of Buffalo bills today, aren't we? Oh, no.

Let's look at the voting. We had, we had Kaya last week join as a special guest, co-host, and Kaya brought it. I'm assuming that it's pretty close in the voting, right? Well, we were close-close-ish. Okay. Well, because I had 5.39% of the vote. Oh, that's not a good showing for you, my friend. And you had 6.9% of the votes.

And, uh, Kaya had 87.62% of the vote. Please. You know, Kaya, I think, cheated. He's got, obviously, servers internationally. He's probably up to no good. I'll tell you what this is. It's a simple, simple. Foreign interference, Carl.

Foreign interference. I watched a three-hour YouTube video with Giuliani explaining how Kaya actually did this. He smoked a cigar. He told us the whole thing. So how many votes did Kaya actually get, Vinnie? Like, 700 and something? And how many votes do we usually get on the creep off?

Not that many. Like 100 and something? totally like two something yeah uh wow kaya crushing it and he was even in the discord as of like last night telling people to keep voting for him he didn't want to take his foot off the pedal at all what poor sportsmanship on his part all right i say we never have him back on the show again i say kaya is officially banned i say i say kaya who kaya what fuck that everybody wants to know what we're going to do with the points what are we going to do with the points well we'll discuss we'll discuss that later we had some interesting thoughts sent to us via voicemail so we'll

discuss that after we hear the listeners thoughts on it i guess you came in second so you have to go first all right so we're doing a theme this week you put out three different options for people and for some reason they voted for creepiest bowler that is correct and when we say just to shove it up our ass real good they picked the hardest thing that we could find and you know it's funny i didn't realize that in the sport cricket the batter i believe is referred to as a bowler that is accurate i found that out this week yeah so when i'm trying to search for a creepy bowler i'm finding a lot of cricket players and things what we're talking about when you look up creepy pro bowler all you get is kellen winslow yes right pro bowl that was the other thing that i

noticed too. So a pro bowler is an all-star in football. A bowler is a cricket player. We're talking about people who go to bowling alleys with bowling balls and it pins down. So I'm looking for like PBA bowlers. And like when you look when you start looking for like bowler arrested, like you get a lot of the same story. Like guy beat up his wife after he went out drinking. I think if you marry a bowler, you get what you pay for. So that's just me talking out loud. Jesus. You want to edit that one that post. I'm just saying that people who bowl beat their spouses. Yes, I think that's exactly what you were doing.

Correct. Listen, I'm sure that the numbers... If you owe a bowling ball, you should be arrested right now. The numbers will bear out what I'm saying, I think, if we spent the time on it. Yep. But instead, we'll just go with my broad accusation as if it were fact. All right, let's get it going. I bring to you a 37-year-old gentleman named Duke Webb.

Oh, this story. Duke Webb, active duty special forces military soldier, an army green beret, and a big bowling enthusiast was on leave this past December. And Carl, how do you know he was a bowling enthusiast? I'm just curious. I will explain that to you, Vinny. I'm the one telling this story, all right? Okay. All right.

So apparently, he was on leave. He's stationed in Florida, but he was up in Illinois visiting some family because it was Christmas time. I didn't think you're supposed to be doing that, but whatever. this past Christmas on the 26th the day after he decides he's going to leave the house because he wants to go bowling no one else in his family is into bowling so he's just going to go there by himself and he heads out to a local bowling alley now he doesn't know anyone in this town he doesn't have any friends but let's be honest isn't bowling alley just like cheers yeah it's where you go everybody knows your name right everyone's friendly they're excited to see you

You guys have something in common. You're all weirdos who enjoy the pants over. Not one person there has a family that enjoys their company. Right. Yeah. Correct. So you'd think you'd be able to go there and make some friends right away. Well, Duke Webb did not make a lot of friends after he left his family's home.

Saturday night, he left that gathering, ending up at the Don Carter Lanes. Witnesses say he opened fire on a table of teens on the ground floor, striking two who survived. A bullet also hit 65-year-old Thomas Ford. Mr. Ferseth began running toward the stairs when the defendant shot him in the torso. He was able to run up the stairs before he collapsed. All right. So this guy walked into this bowling gallery and just starts open firing on people like he's playing a video game, including a 14 and 16 year old. He could just play bowling.

So this guy who tried to run away after getting shot in the torso ran up the stairs and collapsed. And this guy goes, oh, there's an upstairs too. Sweet. So then he goes upstairs to figure out who else is at this bowling alley. And there, officers say Webb found three more victims. Two did not survive, including 69-year-old Jerome Woodfork, a celebrated bowler who was shot near the second floor balcony before falling to the ground below. All right. Now, Vinnie, you know that I have brought some disturbing audio on this show before.

Yeah. That people were not thrilled with. So I'm going to give everyone a warning. You might want to skip ahead. I actually have the audio of this person being shot and then falling from the balcony into the parking lot. All right. Brutal. The humanity.

Very, very brutal. Now, you might think that this guy, who is an army green beret, he's maybe having his little target practice or something, you think he's just like running around picking people off. You just say that he's just having a little target practice. He's shooting up a pole. You know, he wants to stay sharp in case he gets deployed again. So you think he's just running around like a video game just case he gets deployed again. Okay. Well, this is not the case.

He is actually shooting these poor victims multiple times as in this example. A 62 year old man and who was at the bar on the second floor was shot in the thigh, back, neck, groin, and butt-time. He was taken to the hospital in critical condition. I hope his buttock was okay. Shot five times. This is one of the guys who survived. In total, three people died. Three people were injured in this shooting spree that occurred just less than a month ago.

So what is that? About 150. With the bowling average would be about a 150. About a 150. Okay. Yeah, you could have picked up a spare. Would have helped about a lot. Yeah.

So the police show up. And this guy just, admits to everything, hands over the guns. Officers arrived to the sound of gunfire and took Webb into custody. The defendant admitted to the shootings and directed officers to the locations of the firearms that he used. I don't think he had a end game in mind on this one. I don't know what he was hoping to accomplish.

But just real quick, just to sum up who the victims were. When a Bago County prosecutor identified the victims who were killed as 70,000. year old Dennis Steinhoff, 65-year-old Thomas Persef, and 69-year-old Jerome Woodfork. Prosecutors said that four teenagers were sitting at a table at the Don Carter Lane's bowling alley when Webb started shooting at them. A 14-year-old girl was shot in the shoulder, and a 14-year-old boy was shot in the face. Both survived.

So the victims were 73, 65, and 69 years old. This guy's like COVID. The young kids, the young people. survived, huh? I took my joke. Yes. I had a better joke, but you spoiled the pot slide. Okay, we can edit it.

Go ahead. All right. Nope, that was it. That's all I got. No, no, we can edit it. I want to hear your joke. Duke Webb, 37-year-old Green Beret is the creepiest bowler this week. Vote at the creepoff.com.

Vinny, what do you got, buddy? Well, Carl. What do you call somebody who's an adult who comes over to meet a child home alone? after a sexually explicit conversation. What is that called? What is that called, Carl? I think that is called a predator. That is correct.

That is correct. My creep this week, his name is Ty Treadenbarger, and he is the former coach of the South King County High Bowling Team. He's also a private bowling coach, and was the co-owner of the Pugent Sound Travel League of Youth Bowlers for over 30 years. All right, so a very avid bowler. A very avid bowler.

It's his career, Carl. He's not just some guy who is in the military who liked to go bollied occasionally. I don't know what that has to do with that ain't. Who snapped. This is a guy who big bullied his life. Yep. And teaching kids to bowl was also a very, very big part of his life. Here's the deal about this guy, Trey Trenbarger.

Yep. He organized these bowling tournaments all over the country up into Canada. He had them all over the place. And he would chaperone all these young kids on these trips, Carl. now everything was going well he owned this company for 30 years he's 54 years old at the time all of a sudden the police became interested in him yeah on uh march 8th 2017 when a 17 year old boy and his mother reported to police sexual abuse for the last five years on out of town bowling trips now we've heard these stories where these guys like scored lover so five years later he five years later he found he grooms didn't have like these long term relationships Well, not exactly. Oh, okay. The police, they went and did a search warrant of his house.

We want to guess what they found, Carl? C.P. Were there hard drives, mighty chance? A zooed player full of porn. Of course. No, a search warrant served his hope turned up more than 300 images and 12 videos. Now, here's the thing. That doesn't seem like much, but he was kind of a do-it-yourself kind of a guy.

I was just going to say, that's plenty. 300 images is plenty. Compared to some of these people, it's like there's 12 million. I know what you mean, but that's plenty for me. But the reason why this number is big, Carl, and we agree, it's a big number, was that Treadenbarger was a bit of a do-it-yourself. Okay. All of these videos were of him with children that he drugged and knocked out while they were on these trips.

Basically, he would give the kids like ambient and shit, slip it in their coax or their whatever, their mountain dews. Is that illegal? Very much illegal. Oh, shit. okay and these kids would pass out he would set up his video equipment and it would be movie making time you make it sound like he's

lighting a set yeah he guy is come on he's like cartman in that episode of South Park with Butters would sleep over he's like I have a few different filters while I put my balls in this child's mouth that's asleep the majority of the victims were between the ages of 13 and 16 on these cameras

when Trenberger told the police he used to secretly film bowling team members in hotel showers and bathrooms during tournament trip they further looked around and they found that you ready for what he had carl yep a fake smoke detector and toiletry bag both fitted with hidden cameras all right so that gentleman who worked for the airline for southwest yeah who was putting his fucking iphone in the bathroom this guy's like hold my beer seriously he's figured out you can't plead like i'm sorry it was a one-time thing when you have a fucking fake smoke detector with the camera agreed here's the fun part

The fun part. He's drugging the kids. Oh, that's the fun part, says Mity Polino. He's drugging the kids. Hold on. Okay, keep going. He's got the fake smoke detector and toy oligy bag. He's filming the fucking him molesting them while they're asleep.

He's filming them while they shower and shit. And he did it all, well, getting paid by the parents. This was his fucking business, Carl. And the guy who he was partners with at this company was, like, oh, he was never allowed to be alone with children at the actual tournaments, and he had a business partner? Yeah. Oh, no.

For 30 years. Oh, no. He went to court, obviously, and he pled guilty, and he is serving 25 years in prison, and he will get a lifetime of supervised release after he gets out. Well, at that point, he's going to be in his 80s. And while following the sentence, it might get worse because at least three other male bowlers came forward and told police they had been sexually abused by him after he's been sentenced.

I mean, if you're a child molester in your 80s, the only thing you can really do is run for president and get elected. So at least he's got that going for it. Yeah. And if only these were videos of him sniffing the kid's hair while they were asleep. Thank you. Your guy shot a bunch of people in the bowling alley. Yep.

My guy drugged, raped children. Hey, let me ask you a question. If you're bowling coach, like, butt fucks you, it's really going to throw off your game, isn't it? By the way, it's going to be hard to bowl. As soon as my bowling coach butt fucks me, I don't like bowling anymore. Hey, mom, I don't think bowling's for me. I'm going to try skateboarding now.

Is that cool? Is it cool if I do so? There's no coaches in skateboarding. Rice. I think I'm going to do that. I'm just saying, I think this is going to hurt the kids game. There was a guy who owned a skateboard shop in the town that I grew up in, who ended up getting convicted of child molestation.

Oh, really? And I was never a victim. It's wrong with me, Vinny. Club feet. You didn't want a little tidy-footed kid. No, what's funny, though, is that this guy organized skate trips. We used to go up to Canada to go to skate parks and stuff, and he was organizing one for California.

He was going to take a group of kids across-country. I'm just remembering all this now. He was going to take a bunch of us cross-country to California to go to all these skate parks and stuff, and it never did come to fruition, thank God. Well, you know, thank God for that, Carl. We wouldn't want you to be fucked up. Can you imagine if I had a shitty childhood? I mean, I imagine your childhood was very Cartman-like.

I just do. I just imagine you were very demanding as a child. I own an amusement park at one point. That is true. Well, ladies and gentlemen, those are this week's creepers. You can vote at the creepoff.com. Honestly, I think that my creep try or tie Treadenberger is way creepier than the guy who just snapped. I'm just saying.

Duke Webb, if you disagree with our foreign policy, starting with W. Bush, then vote for my creep, Duke Webb. All right, I got a couple voicemails here, Vinny. Hold on. I'm going to start off. Before you get to the voicemails, I have to remind everybody that our voicemail segment is brought to you by our friends in the Emerald City. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.

Now, with 17% less burning tire smell. See you in Syracuse We'll see you in Syracuse Thank you, Syracuse, for sponsoring the segment And let's go to the voicemails Here's one that called in to the WATP voicemail number Hey, Cove, Commander, it's Skeletor

Hey, did you know you could think of jokes ahead of time And then just perform them Instead of desperately vamping every time you do it Just an idea, buddy All right, well, I have no comment on that But thanks for calling I have a comment on that Coulartor

Cobra Commander took the week off This week And Dorkles of the Clown We'll be reading our reviews today Oh, does Dorkles prepare jokes out of time? Dorkles is, let me tell you So the Dorkles is quite impressive I think you'll enjoy it

Oh, God, I'm looking forward to that All right, let me play one more voicemail for us here Hey guys, Bernie Dye 69 here with the voicemail for the creeper Carl, Vinnie is right. You've been fucking shirking your forfeits.

First of all, the crocs. I'll let you off on that one. No one gives a shit if you're wearing crocs or not. You like them in the end, fine, whatever. But where is your Nick Bay album? Can I have a link for it or something? Can you put it on, what is it? SoundCloud, please,

which was the answer to my wearer all PJ's tracks question that never got answered to my music of WATP. Put it on SoundCloud and give a sound cloud give us a link please and viny i really hope you get to uh record something with sputtering john because that fucker he's just so funny thanks bye okay so we should get an update on on your consequence that you're dealing with but first let me say we do have a youtube video on the creep off youtube channel that has all of the songs from the nickbait album but that's also a good idea boner guy 69 but boner guy there is going to be an official release of the a nickbait album

at some point very soon but i'll make a soundcloud too so you could just grab any sign that you want to listen to. Don't give the people the milk, Carl. Don't give the people the milk. Is that a Vic reference? Don't give the people the utter, Carl. So now you want to update on my consequence, do you? Yes, let's do that.

So you had the choice to remind people of, you have to make a podcast series, five episode podcast series. You had the choice of either interviewing, stuttering John, or you would have to do a review of the show. The Bachelor. Actually, watch the TV program. How long is the... Are those two hour-long episodes?

I don't fucking know. My eyes are rolling in the back of my head every time I think about that show. You'd have to do a show where you recap and review the show The Bachelor. A show that you don't particularly enjoy or watch. Never seen it. So I thought that'd be a fun consequence. So where are we at with this? Okay.

So you told me I had a choice. Yep. There is an offer out and on the table. Okay. To a certain gentleman in Calabas. California. All right. Very good. That's all I can tell you at this point. Negotiations are happening. I don't know if you heard. And if it doesn't work out, then I guess I'm doing a Bachelor show. Okay. Well, I wish you luck. I don't know if you heard on who are these podcasts this

weekend, but I was playing some... Nobody listens to that. Well, that's why I'm telling you. That's why I was about to tell you what happened. Okay. Go ahead. I was playing some clips of stuttering John from a recent beer on the balcony episode. And he was talking about how he hates doing other people's podcasts. Because it always comes back to haunt him and people are just trying to sabotage him. I wonder why he would feel that way. I wonder why, too.

It's bizarre, right? I told Mr. John, Mr. Studdery Jod, that I would give him a Carlson cast style interview. Yep. I talked to him about my concept of how I want to present it, what I would want to talk to him about. I have episodes mapped out.

I sent him a very thorough proposal. I have a hard time believing he'd say no to tell me about your amazing music career because I got to think he's, you can't wait to talk about that. And there's even a cash offer. There's even a cash offer involved. And the thing about this is, it's left at I'll think about it. That's where everything is left at. Well, if I know alcoholics, he's already forgotten about it. All right. All right. So when does The Bachelor air? I don't fucking even know. Get the on the DVR as soon as possible.

But just know that this week, if I don't get an answer this week, we're going Bachelor. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. I have some voicemails. Oh, yeah. We've got to figure out what we're doing with the voting from.

Yeah, real quick, though. This is one about our sponsor. Hey, guys. This is that person from Syracuse. And got to admit, the Syracuse bits are pretty funny. Syracuse does kind of smell like shit, but that's only if you're here to see a treatment plant. which is pretty much the entire fucking city. So, yeah, keep you going.

All of it. Thanks, guys. All right. So they have the Internet in Syracuse now. Geez, I thought we were just going to make fun of them, and they would never know about it, like the Amish. All right. This guy's a little ramboy, but he's under the 45 seconds,

and he does make an interesting thought. Okay. Hey, Vinico, I don't have a question for you. So when Kyle wipes the floor with you based on his star power, oh, whoa. and what do you guys find on doing? Like, I mean, he can't exactly, you know, get points, as opposed. I mean, unless you find I have him on multiple times.

I'm thinking what you probably might, I might suggest you do, if you're feeling it, just a deductor point from both of you. And then, of course, you guys manage both get negative five points. You know, it's been real. You just thought, or you could just deduct point from the lowest scoring out of the two of you. Just a thought. Come back. That's interesting.

So I don't get a point, but you lose a point. Well, I think we would both lose a point. No, no. The last thing he said was the lowest scoring. Yeah, I didn't hear that part. I just heard the other part where he said where you could both, if you both lose, we both lose points. We won't lose a point. It just prolongs this contest, which is fine with me.

Sure, but it means you were spinning of the wheel. What is the consequence for losing to Kaya? That's all we're trying to figure out here. Okay. Yeah. Oh, did you see in the Discord? Kaya was in there. He's pretty active just a few hours ago saying that he would like to propose.

consequences for the wheel of consequence? And I say, yeah, let's hear it. I refuse to listen to anything he has to say. Well, I don't want him on the show ever again, because he's a cheater, but I'd love to hear his consequence. I wonder who is this from? This is a weird call. Hi, I'm calling on behalf

of votebought.org to Kyle Oregon. It seems that your vote count of 1,000 has not been delivered, but your remaining balance of 471 votes will be delivered at our soonest convenience. You're sorry for any inconvenience you have had along the way.

God damn it, Global Bot Farms! And call us back. There's the smoking gun. There's the affidavit. Giuliani, we got it. Carl, after hearing that, I have a proposal here. Yeah. I propose we both get a point.

Because it's our show and we can do whatever the fuck we want. I say we both take a point. You got 5% of the vote. I say we both get a point. On your own show that you created a craft. because it's based on things that you like to talk about and I have wiped the floor with you. Did you just hear me say

we both get a point? Yes, I did. You don't think that's the best solution here? No, I don't think that's a good solution at all. Well, what are you voting for? I think I should get the point because I got more votes than you did. No. The other proposal that's been out there is guests,

we keep a guest tally. Okay. And anytime a guest wins, there's another point. given to a guest. Then when the guest gets to five, we're both spinning the wheel. That'll never happen. That's awesome.

Because we're never having KayaVat. That's a good point. Yeah. It's not like Kroche is going to get all of his 17 friends to go out there and outvote us. Good point. Good point. So we're going to keep the tables turned on the guests. Okay.

And add the guest tally. I think that's good. We could do that. There's one point in the guest tally. How's that sound? We could do that. let's try let's see what happens I'm a little concerned about what that's going to turn into but why I mean I think that's fair I think that's fair I think that's fair last chance we both get a point last chance but why would that that wouldn't do anything it would be like we didn't even have a week if both teams get a point if we just give ourselves a point because we could give ourselves a point because we've been good boys we can do that you know when you and by the way my creep was also creepier than yours last week I really not have happy with this third place finish.

Oh, I totally disagree with you. My creep was way creepier. Get the fuck out of here. Did your creep stab anybody? I don't even remember your creep because Kaya's creep was the creepiest creep that's ever creeped. Yeah, man. There's just been way too much going on

on my head about fucking period strings and fucking pads. Yeah, the period fetish was a new one on me. It was pretty good. You have to listen to last week's creep off. Check it out. It's pretty good.

Carl, I say we just get into this fucking scum parade. Is it time already? please let's do it watch out for the scum parade oh no it's the scum parade we're going to start this we're going to start this week's scum parade in

Oregon Oregon Oregon That's right. The Oregon police are looking for a man who they say stole a car with a child in the back seat. This is in what, Beavertown? Beavertown, Oregon. My favorite place in Oregon. Yes, absolutely. Only to return the four-year-old and reprimand the mom about her parenting after.

The carjacking took place outside a grocery store on Saturday when the mom left the car running with the child in the back seat. The authorities said the mother left the car unlocked, went inside to buy a gallon of milk and some meat. The thief happened to be walking by, hopped in the 2013 Honda Pilot, and took off. He apparently quickly realized he had gotten more than he bargained for. He pulled a U-turn in an adjacent parking lot and drove back to the store. Once there, the bad guy gave the mom a piece of his mind, said the police spokesperson. Quote, he actually lectured the mother for leaving the child in the car and threatened to call the police on her. That's awesome.

You're going to be in big trouble, lady. And then he gave the four-year-old back to the mom, but kept to the car. Got back in the car and drove her car and drove away. Yeah. Well, I mean, this is an obvious case in the legal system of finder's keepers. Yeah, of course. Yes. So.

They don't mention any demographic information, but there's a specific demographic of people who really try to avoid raising children. I think that's why he was so freaked out by this. A four-year-old, I don't even take care of my four-year-old. What the fuck am I going to do with this thing? How many of these do I need? I'm trying to avoid taking care of four-year-olds. And now I'm just trying to steal a car And there it is

Look at how irresponsible this woman is paid I know All right That's all I was saying I knew you'd like this story It's funny You're in big trouble So

There's no update on this yet But we'll keep you posted Now will we We're gonna stay on that one video We'll keep you posted We'll keep you up to date We'll check back in on this in a couple of weeks.

I'm not even sure we've figured out what to do with the Kaya thing. We're just... I know! We'll just plug it out. We'll keep you posting on that too, I guess. Yeah, maybe. We'll do something one of these days.

A Georgia couple on a high-speed car chase with the cops tried to hide their weed by actually eating it, authorities said. Brian Turner 22 allegedly ate a bag of pot and driver Whitney Bailey 23 allegedly hit marijuana in a, quote, body cavity during the chase in Carrollton Sunday night.

The chase began with the owner of a Nissan sedan reported he loaned the car to Bailey, but she refused to return it. Cops tracked Bailey to the stolen car and stopped her when they boxed her in. Officers approached the car and found Turner sitting in the passenger seat with marijuana in his mouth and on his clothes. I know, I'm serious this needs to be a problem. So they only say, now hold on. All right, God. They said the police say Bailey stuffed the pot in her body, but did not.

reveal where that is correct so at some point Bailey is driving the car yes this other person is in the other sea eating the weed right and she's hiding it in her butt where is she hiding this I'm pretty sure it's in her vagina they would have they would have said otherwise yeah so this is what I find interesting about this eating marijuana bad idea not retrievable shoving marijuana in your vagina great idea retrievable and could be foreplay I think this woman had to figure it out yeah as long as there's not too many stems and seed

do you don't want anything growing out of there stems are a problem you don't have to see stems will be a problem to take root Carl that's a good point it's a moist warm environment I could have sworn I threw three nuggets up there honey cough get that out

it's like that scene at casino and Joe Pesci just like slapping his wife in the hair to get the diamonds out yes I told you there's more in there All right So Turner's been charged with theft And obstruction of law enforcement officers

So here's the thing You're going to get caught in the car But I don't know if you people know this Weed is a fucking ticket I was trying to figure that out too This is in Georgia So I don't know what the laws are there Listen

But I've never heard of someone so desperate To get rid of marijuana I got caught with a fucking joint in North Carolina and it was like here's a ticket no one cares so you think

that the entire south is just the same place you think North Carolina is the exact same laws as Georgia I don't know I'm just saying I would have assumed

that North Carolina would have been like really really strict and I was like oh fucking great North Carolina is all northerners now they all move down there God thank God for that

cop was still a dick all right so let's keep it moving shall we This story, to me, is one of the greatest cautionary tales that we've ever covered in the scum parade. There's a big lesson in here, folks. And before we get into it, I'm going to lay down my thesis statement. Okay.

It is insanely important to pick the right partner. Yes. If you're going to have a criminal enterprise. Even a business, a criminal enterprise, no matter what you're making a podcast, a videocast, it's very important to pick the right partner. That is correct. with it. Investigators say a tip from a convenience store clerk about a stolen donut led them to arrest of a man accused of impersonating a police officer. The tip came from a 7-Eleven in Lehigh, Utah on Sunday. Maybe it's Lehigh. Who fucking knows. According to the arrest report, police were told that a man

wearing a sheriff's deputy jacket had a stolen a donut earlier in the day and left in a white Ford truck. Lehigh police looked at the surveillance video of the truck and then tracked it down to a nearby motel parking lot. Officers were told it belonged to 47-year-old Daniel Mark, right, who is staying in the motel room. So I'm going to stop you right now. I know there's a lot more going on here. Yes.

But this guy stole a donut, which nobody would have tried to track him down or no one would have even given a shit. If he had not been wearing a sheriff's jacket. Yeah. And when the cops show up, they go, that's not one of our guys. I don't know people know this. Donuts are free.

No one will ever arrest you for stealing a donut. All right. It's fine. They go, fuck, we lost one. You need it more than we do, buddy. Go for it. The cops, they knocked on the door and made contact with Wright. He opened the door, was asked to step outside.

A female was inside of the bedroom and was identified as Christian Olson. When the door was open, the cop observed a green Salt Lake City County sheriff's jacket hanging in the entryway closet. Not a good thing to display in your motel. Just to have it right there. Especially if you were just opening up the door for whoever knocks on it. So Wright admits he was at the 7-Eleven, but refused to answer any questions about the truck. Officers determined that it was stolen. Police arrested Wright for impersonation of an officer, receiving a transfer of a stolen vehicle and theft.

Now, Olsa was arrested for receiving a transfer of a stolen vehicle as well. Investigators have connected Olson and Wright to this other guy who they rolled over on, who is their partner. This guy named Adaberto Ozetta. Now the cops are looking for OZeta. They find him. He leads the cops on a 60-mile pursuit across Salt Lake City and Utah counties. Arrest documents alleged that they were involved altogether in extensive criminal activity, including vehicle burglary and vehicle theft. The report also says...

There's a federal investigation. There's a federal racketeering investigation on them as well. So, Ozada was also wanted for killing a pedestrian and a hit and run in early January, and he led the cops on this giant case. Listen, if the engines don't want to get hit, stay off the sidewalk. That's what I said. Amen to that. But he leads him on this high speed chase.

The engine blows in the fucking car and he ends up hiding from the cops in a giant pile of manure. And all I can imagine is this guy in a pile of manure going, for a fucking doughnuts. Well, for a fucking donuts. It is pretty comically appealing. I was only thinking of back to the future when I thought of this guy in a pile of manure. He also claimed that he swallowed a bag of heroin was taken to a local hospital where he managed to slip his cuffs

and briefly escape. He was short picked up again afterward. I have never read a story that buried the lead as much as this story. I didn't know why you said it to me at first. I'm like, the guy stole a fucking donut. Okay, neat. And then it ends up with this guy's running from the cops after killing a guy, hiding him to be.

to her swallowing heroin, slipping handcuffs, escaping from the police. Like, whoa, this is a fucking move. This is just turned into a movie. This fucking Ozetta guy is 10 times the criminal right ever was. Yes. This guy was just living his criminal life. And he fucking partnered with the wrong fucking guy who decided to go fucking put on his sheriff's jacket because it was chilly out and fucking go steal a goddamn donut

from the seven fucking 11. And he ends up in a pile of shit. He was partnered with a pile of shit too. Yeah, he was. Jesus. All right. Well, you live and you learn, people. Live and you learn. It's a pervert alerts. It's a pervert alerts.

Is that a new thing we got now? Why not? I like it. A Texas home security technician admitted Thursday that he secretly accessed the cameras of more than 200 customers, particularly attractive women to spy on them while they addressed, slept, or had sex federal prosecutors set. Remember back in Revenge of the Nerds times when this was actually celebrated

this type of behavior? Yeah, fuck it, this is like some porky shit. Yes, right. We used to applaud this type of behavior. Whoa, you got cameras in their house and you're looking at them on dress? Have your friends over. Tellis Foro Abiles, a 35 year old former employee for the security company, ADT.

Admittedly secretly access the customer's accounts more than 9,600 times over more than four years. 9,600 times he's accessing these videos over four years time. Does he do anything else with his time besides spy on people? You know, my defense would be they're paying for monitoring. Right.

That would be my... I'm putting it in overtime, motherfuckers. I have an impression of this guy having a conversation with one of his friends. Hey, do you see that new show on Netflix? No. Nope. All this guy is doing is watching chicks undress in their houses.

Did you see Veronica Beasley a 252 Coal Avenue around 355 p.m. on Sunday. Yep. Bubble bath. 9600 times in four years. Now, how many times a day is that? Now check this shit out. I could have done the math. The technician violated the company's policies. You think? By servicitiously adding his personal email address to accounts on ADT Pulse, an app that allows customers to check remotely on their homes. So he would call these people, claim he needed to temporary add himself to their accounts. to test the security system. He simply added his email to the account without notifying the customers.

So then he would just be in there and he could go, Baping, and just go look at people's houses whenever he wanted. So there's obviously not going to be any type of paper trail that shows how many people he did this. Oh, wait. I wonder he admitted it. He's like,

how fuck. Well, I have to do is look at my email address and see how many of these things I'm on. So there's a whole bunch of civil cases against ADT because of this. And you want to know the fucking crazy part? What's that? this guy he could get five years right that's it so these civil cases are interesting because they're basing the payouts on how hot the chick is so like this one woman's like i'm going to need

twenty five thousand dollars like ma'am he looked at you twice here's 40 bucks they're like honey you have an only fans yeah like nobody cares it sounds out that impressive fuck uh you know what i find really funny my creep uh mr traffins burger is looking at this going like you put in one fucking smoke detector with the camera 25 years this fucking guy that's a good point four years 9600 times also five years this just reinforces what I've always thought and that is you shouldn't buy ADT or any of the security system equipment and put it in your house just buy the sticker and put it on your door that's all you really need is just the sticker because as soon as you put surveillance equipment in your house whether it's spying on your audio or video it's being

used by people with malicious intent. Right. Like, I get the video doorbells. It's facing outside of your house. Even that's so retic... All right, let me tell you what I hate about that. Why don't you tell me about how Fauci fucking looks at the cameras every day? So, in the commercials

for, what are they called, Ring? Yeah. In the commercials for Ring, they always show this guy's on vacation and some burglars are coming up to rob his house. And he couldn't be more chill about it. He's like, hey buddy what do you think you're doing there is like all cavalier and cocky like would you be freaked out if you were watching people trying to burn your issue isn't with the product your issue is with the actor and the commercial's choices it's the marketing it's what usually pisses me off about companies is their marketing the one guy who is Jesus could you imagine that though they're trying to make it seem like you're going to be a cocky asshole just because you can see the guy they got to be like I know that you're in the Bahamas right now don't give a shit if you can see me or not I'm going to rob your house Go fuck yourself.

Sorry, Vinny. You want to talk about Fauci again? Did I lose you? What's going on? No, no, I'm just thinking it's like, it's so fucking funny to me that that's what you're hung up on. But all right. All right.

Not enough smile talking to the ad Play-D-O robot just out of the chat. Not enough smile talking. Did you happen to see in that article for this ADT one where they offered a woman $2,500, she refuses and they're like, how about $50,000? That's when you know you're guilty as a company? when you go from 2,500 to 50,000. That's what you're like, you know what? I'm actually going to get an attorney for this

if you're going to go to 50,000 that quickly. Right. This might be worth a little bit more than that. Well, Carl, you want to end strong today? So is ADT not going to be a sponsor to the creepoff? No, no. That's not going to happen, is it? Nope.

In fact, they don't even operate in Syracuse. It's nothing to steal. Yeah, exactly. So let's end in Simpsonville, South Carolina, shall we? This is a fun story, Carl. All right. A lot of people posted this in the WATP Discord on the peep-off section.

Simpsonville police today arrested a Greenville County couple for the January 14th death of a three-year-old girl last Thursday. Cops were called to their home due to a report of an unresponsive child. The girl was taken to a hospital where she was pronounced dead. The coroner determined the cause of death

to be multiple blunt force injuries. Following the announcement from the coroner, Jerry Austin, Robinson, 34, and Ariel Robinson, 29, were both charged with homicide by child abuse. Why are we talking about this? Because she's a celebrity. Wow.

She was on a game show or she was on like one of these reality shows. Carl. She won season 20 of the Food Network's worst cooks in America. I had no idea that show existed. Me neither. Who's watching worst cooks in America. Yeah. Their chef is named Gordon Damsey.

Come on. Come on. Nothing. All right. Wow. I mean, Did you want me to, we could put it in a post? Danzy!

I'm so flunged up today. All right. Ariel Robinson won season 20 of the show. She told Fox Carolina at the time she had five children. Both were booked at Greenville County Detention Center. The homicide by child abuse charges carries a sentence of 20 years up to life in prison. The case will be prosecuted by the 13th Circuit solicitor's office down there. So here's some facts about this kid, by the way.

Kid was three years old. It was a foster child. It was not her biological kid. The Food Network scrubbed season 20 from all of their online content. So I was trying to find the clips of her, you know? Yeah. And I couldn't find any. Let's hear that dynamic personality.

They got her to win a stupid show that one's ever heard of. Carl, did you know that she's an amateur stand-up comedian? Oh, so she's like Tom Myers. So she's like Tom Myers. She dabbles in stand-up. She's a dabbler. And I have some video of her talking about getting her foster daughter

and what I think looks like the most bootlegged video of a bootleg comedy show I've ever seen in my life. So now we're going through this adoption process. So we're trying to adopt a baby girl and the social worker

you know, they have to come over and, you know, see that you're not too crazy to adopt. And so the hallway she's coming over on thing I'm telling her

and said, you know what? We should have locked the other two up in cages because she meet them to ain't a way they're going to give us a nothing. She gets there's too late. They upstairs, hollum, screaming.

What a mom's at? What are the mom's at? Okay, me? Yeah, me all are like, y'all kids either. What's the coming? What's screaming going on? You know, you get to that mommy level, and you're like, you're a hat. So I can get this woman is in my face.

So I turn around, down upstairs, shut up and come in there, put you in your throat. Yeah. And she's looking at me to say, where y'all look at me. It's a gay, you know. They're going to them. They push me. We got approved. That's the punchline.

They got approved. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? None. Those people were laughing their ass off. And the story was, our kids wanted a daughter, so we adopted one as I threatened to punch the other ones in the throat. The ones that I already had in front of the social worker who still gave us a baby. That was the joke, and we killed it.

The funny thing is, she wanted to lock them up at first. That actually would have been the most humane thing. things she could have done. She could have just locked that child up instead of beating it to fucking death. Now, here's her pep talk from her blog. I'm glad I went with the stand-up first. It's good. It's good stuff. I want to see you evolve.

They don't want you to do better. They don't want you to do Okay, sorry, here we go. She's wearing a shirt that says, hey, all. I just want you to know. There are people in your life who don't want to see you level up. They don't want to see you change. I want to see you evolve. They don't want you to do better. They don't want you to do anything that's going to make you have self-confidence, self-worth. They don't want to see you.

you do anything that's going to make you become a better person. And I'm not your people. They're not there for you. They're not going to support you. Every time you tell them about something good you got going on, they're going to give you the vibes of, oh, you think you better than me. Oh, you think you're doing something because you're doing that.

If you think I'm doing something, then just say that. That's fascinating. Please go on. What I like about that story is what if the people that are trying to push you and hold you down are your foster parents and you're a three-year-old helpless child. Yeah. I just want to point that out.

Fuck that lady. Fuck that lady hard. So on this article that you sent me. Yeah. I went down and I read the comments. Right. Underneath, let me read a couple of these comments.

Oh, please do. Mary says, put them in jail and throw away the key. Poor child. Gail says, Hot take, Mary. Burn the bastards in a public square so viewers can applaud while the low life scream in agony. Willith says, death by injection.

And then I saw one that said, give him a second chance that's from Pat Dixon the Pat Dixon from Crime Report on compound media is in the comment section underneath give him a second chance well done Pat

I like Pat Dixon very much all right very funny well ladies and gentlemen that is the end of this week's scub parade Carl you and I have been working on a little side thing this week do we want to talk about it or do we want to wait another week let's actually have someone to show for it first

okay sounds good all right so ladies and gentlemen that is this week's creepoff. Don't forget to vote at the creepoff. Wait a second. I see Kaya saying Carl's taking another L right now. Are you manipulating the vote, Kaya? That's what I think is going on right now. You know what I like about Kaya?

What? I think Kaya is a smart guy. He's never coming on this show again, but I think he's a smart guy. There's nothing to like. This guy's reading Kiwi Farms all day long. We can't have him on this show. Nothing wrong with that. He knows too much.

I like him. So, ladies and gentlemen, we will be back next week. You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram at Creepoff Pod. Leave us a voicemail 585-371-80108 or you can just send us an email. An old-fashioned email at the creep-off pod

at gmail.com. Carl, it's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice. Gigia! What do you call somebody who's an adult who comes over to meet a child, long after she'll explore the conversation. What is that about?

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