The Creep Off - Episode 48: Dr. Noose
Episode Date: February 1, 2021This week Vinnie & Karl nominate their candidates for biggest creep of 2005: The boys announce their plan for new bonus episodes, and we receive a new communication from V-Anon: In the Sc...um Parade we meet a hungry ambulance thief, a man who took his job and shot it and a Doctor whose only crime was wanting to be young again.
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Yo, what the fuck is cracking?
It's your boy.
Eat that pussy foo-4-5.
And you're listening to The Creep Off,
a show about creeps, by creeps, and for you creeps.
I'm going to give the people what they want.
Sensation, horror, shock.
Send them out in the streets to tell their friends
how wonderful it is to be scared to do.
death.
It's the cream off.
A disgusting, vomit-inducing thing.
Ola, Creepos. Welcome to The Creep Off.
Everyone's least favorite contest. It's a podcast, a show about creeps, by creeps, for you creeps.
My name is Vinny. This is my co-host hot cuck-cacarla.
What is happening in Vinny? How you doing today, buddy?
Listen, man, I don't know if I'm living in the past or if I'm living in the future.
But whatever's happening today, I'm just glad to be here with you.
Vinny, you look excited about today's episode.
Yeah.
We're doing it a day early.
Yeah, it's Sunday.
It's Sunday.
Yep.
And we decided because we're doing it a day early and we might not have as much prep time that we'd give
ourselves an easier category than we have in previous weeks.
Well, we did our traditional, we decided on our traditional wild card format.
Right.
But with a little bit of a twist.
And what we did was we let Carl just pick a random year.
Yep.
What year did you pick for this week's time?
2005. We had to find a creep who was a creep in the year 2005.
Why did you pick the year 2005? Tell the people.
Well, because I picked out a pretty good creep. And so I figured...
It just happened to happen to 2005.
I figured, yes, since you gave me the option, I'd be stupid not to do that.
Okay. So you played your own advantage this week.
Oh, stop it, Vinnie.
Okay. You already had your creep picked out.
I didn't try to find the creepiest creep in 2005. I just found a creep that I liked and told you what year it went down so that you could find another creeper that year.
Okay.
I don't like ways to starting off.
Listen, I don't appreciate your little game, but that's all right.
You had your creep picked.
Let's talk about last week's game before this competition gets too heated, okay?
That's a good idea.
All right.
How did the voting turn out for us last week?
We didn't have Kai here, so that means one of us should probably win.
We had an incredibly hard category last week.
It was creepiest bowler.
Yes.
And my creep, Ty Tredenbarger won with 55% of the vote.
Sorry, come on.
please
man this is a huge deal that's going down
right in the power too sweet to be sour i'm funky like a monkey
sky's the limit and space is the place
who's your daddy
who's your daddy
are you almost done with the album
Congratulations, Vinny.
I'm very happy for you.
Thank you, Carl.
You know, we were messaging with Kaya because he feels cheated since he won his week.
He got a point.
I gave the guest category a point on the website.
Right.
So what I said would be kind of funny is after this week, we put Kaya up again, even though he's not even on the show, and make that an option for people to vote.
Then we can see if he cheated or not.
No.
I don't like our fans.
Our fans are going to fuck us over, Carl.
Good point.
All right.
They're going to fuck us just to fuck us.
And you know they will.
All right.
Well, congratulations on your well-earned victory.
Thank you.
And to the fans, I just want to say, it's not that I don't like you and not that
I don't love you.
It's that I don't trust you.
Yeah, I saw you were getting into it on the Discord.
You were losing your people's champion moniker.
It seems like.
He'll turn is coming, Carl.
The heel turn is coming.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Well, today it is the biggest creep of 2005.
So Carl, I guess it's time to ring that bell.
Yeah, you're up first, Benny.
Let's do it.
Carl, this was a, I thought it was going to be very hard.
Then it took me all of 20 minutes to decide on a creep.
And then it took me nine hours to compile enough information.
I'm nervous about this.
Because here's the thing, dude.
You sometimes grab too much information about a creep.
I absolutely did this time and I'll apologize in advance, but I hope that it is riveting.
Ladies and gentlemen, my creep this week is a guy who,
case. I thought I knew something about. Turns out, I knew about a third of the information that I
have going to bring out today. And holy shit, is it salacious and vile. My creep. I bet you know
less about everything you think you know stuff about. That'd be my guess. That's 100% accurate.
A hundred percent accurate. All right. My creep terrorized the Midwest for over 30 years.
my creep is the BTK strangler himself
Dennis Raider ladies and gentlemen
Oh well you've just disqualified yourself
No we said 2005 you're talking about 30 years
Yeah well he was busted in 2005
Vote Carl
He got caught in 2005 Carl
All right let's make your case
So listen I'm gonna tell you a couple things about this guy
I think you're disqualified but go ahead and make your case
No no no no no trust me he did a lot of creepy shit in 2005
The details of this case
are widely out there
You could go and find this information anywhere you want to.
And it is insane.
There is so much of it.
But the reason there's so much of it is because the second they got this guy into custody,
he fucking rolled over in the first few seconds of having him.
Hold on.
Here we go.
This is him talking to the police immediately after being brought into custody into the police station.
On February the 25th, 2005, they arrested him.
I guess you guys go.
B.K.
Once Raider had confessed, it all spilled out, and he talked for 33 hours over the next two days.
33 hours worth of confession, Carl.
Wow, he's got a lot to talk about.
He certainly does.
He was a naughty boy going back to his childhood back in Kansas.
He terrorized Wichita, basically.
That's where he grew up.
he got a lot of sick kind of twisted pleasure from his crimes i'm going to say that out in front
in fact i'm going to give you just a quick little clip carl i want you to meet my creep i want you to
look at the screen here's a little video of him just because i want you to see his face before we get
into all of this okay great is this something you are doing for your personal pleasure
sexual fantasy sir what he's a he's a bald older gentleman he's a bald he looks a little bit like
you if you were bald that's uncalled for he does though he's got a little bit
of Carl. That's uncalled for her.
I'm just saying he's got a little bit of Carl.
But he's like, this is the creepiest guy who's ever lived.
It looks a lot like you, actually.
A little bit. I said he's got a little Carl at him.
And he's bald and he's pretty grossly.
He looks like a very mild-mannered kind of guy.
You'd probably see him on a Saturday wandering around
Lowe's bothering people. Sure.
Childhood was very weird.
He did, he committed a lot of heinous crimes,
and it was because he was a sexually twisted kid.
Here, listen to a fact about his relationship with his grandma, Carl.
Although Raider seemed to fit in with his friends,
albeit on the fringes,
dark and alarming feelings and thoughts
were developing in his young mind.
When he was growing up,
one of the things that he mentioned
was that he had a very distinct
recollection of his grandmother
killing chickens
and that he became thrilled
with that type of activity.
Thrilled is code for aroused.
He used to get a boner,
a little kid boner,
watching his grandma choke chickens.
He really,
didn't like animals as much as a cat. He would go after
like turtles and
this kind of stuff and
and as opposed to
to maybe
killing them the way a lot of us would
have if it was a snapping turtle or something
like that.
They said that he would hang
them. That's right.
He would hang animals in the woods.
He would catch animals and fucking
hang them. Was there at least a trial
at first? Or guilty?
And here's a fun story about one of his teachers.
Now, let's see if you think how the warriors got crossed and this kid's had.
One event in particular would prove to be a potentially pivotal moment in shaping Raider's sexual deviancy.
When he was about 11 or 12 years old, a teacher humiliated him, a classroom.
He was very angry about it.
And he went around to her house later that day in the evening to be.
to peek in a window at her
and he had the rope with them
he tied it around his waist
tied it tight
and as he watched her
through the window
he had an orgasm
yeah Carl
he was tying a rope around his own waist
and came in his own pants
peeping in his teacher's window
I didn't understand that at all
and can I point something out
that you're talking about
this guy's getting sexual thrills
from killing animals
these are things he talked about
after he was gone
You're getting sexual thrills from this story.
You were probably edging for nine hours yesterday.
I don't think that's accurate.
As you were going through this.
Well, I will say the BTK and I do have one thing in common.
We both have an interest in true crime.
Yeah.
One person just wants to observe it.
The other person wants to make it happen.
Well, he did want to make it happen.
That was his thing.
He used to read every detective book he could get his fucking gross hands on.
Because he wanted to read stories about how to evade the police and how people got caught.
And he was bright enough to read up on serial killing to understand himself.
He then became quite expert on how to avoid apprehension.
And he knew what other serial offenders did wrong to get themselves caught.
This is the difference between creeps and scum, uh, scum parade.
Yes.
A hundred percent.
The scum parade folks never figure out how to not get caught.
Yeah, the scum parade, they're like the street level villains.
Yeah, they're stupid.
This guy's like the fucking Joker.
Raider dropped out of college.
He joined the U.S. Air Force in the 60s.
After returning to Wichita, he got married in 1971 to a woman named Paula and worked for an outdoor supply company for about a year.
Then in 1974, he got a job installing security alarms for ADT.
Oh, good.
That's just what you want, that guy in your house.
There's a theme going on with ADT lately.
Dude, all this is going on in his head.
All of these things that he wants to do, his fucking fascination with fucking hands.
hanging things. He's a sadist.
January 15, 1974,
Raiders strangled to death
four members of the Otero family in their
Wichita home, parents Joseph and
Julie, and two of their children,
Josephine and Joseph Jr. before leaving
with the watch and a radio. Hold on
a second. What are the names of these fucking people?
The dad's name is Joseph. Joseph Julie,
Josephete, and Joseph Jr.
Josephine. Yeah, they were one of those
kind of people. And Joseph Jr.
I'm not saying they didn't deserve it, Carl.
I'm not saying the Otero family didn't deserve to die.
I'm just saying that BTK.
They probably were matching outfits, too.
Well, a big part of his eventual kick was strangulation and souvenir taking.
Let me tell you what it looked like when the cops came into the house.
Inside the house, detectives would be presented with a scene they would never forget.
We had a mother and a father.
and two children that were killed in a ritual type of process.
The Atero family had only recently moved into the peaceful suburban area.
An intruder had strangled the father Joe and his wife Julie,
then turned his attention to their son.
There was evidence with Joey, who was nine,
that he put the bags and whatnot over Joey's head.
to suffocate slowly and that he drew up a chair to sit and watch when he finally realized he had
you know the parents and the boy dead he takes josephine the 11 year old girl down to the basement
and hangs her the slaying of the otero family would be just the first in a series of murders
that would last decades so he tortured the son and then went and hung the daughter they're talking
about how he was watching. There's, there's
no evidence to us, Carl. He confessed to all of this
Carl. He confessed
to all of it in court. Who knows what
happened in 74? In fact, would you
like to hear what he did right after that murder?
Sure. After endowed
himself with the Oteros,
Rader hurried home as his unsuspecting
wife was soon to be back from work
and he wanted to be there to greet her.
He did that
in the middle of the fucking day, Carl.
And then he went home and was
like, hey, honey, how was your day? Yeah, you're
wife's going to be on you if you're out all times at night. So that's smart.
Second murder, April 4th, 1974. He waited in the apartment of a young woman named Catherine Bright
before strangling her and stabbing her when she returned home. Raider also shot her brother Kevin in the face.
He spied 21-year-old Kathy Bright, picking up her mail outside her house on Wichita's East 13th Street.
Kathy was a Wichita State University student. And she had come.
come home during the day with her brother, who was also a student.
And unbeknownst to them, BTK was inside waiting on them.
Rader was not expecting Kathy's brother Kevin to be there.
I think I had him tie her up first, and then I tied him up or vice versa.
The brother was able to get loose.
He got up and started yelling and screaming, and B.T.K.
came out and shot him in the head
I could see the blood
and as far as I concerned
I thought he was down
and then went and
started to strangle
Catherine
is that her name
started fighting because bonds were very good
and so
back and forth we fought
BTK then took a knife
and stabbed Kathy several times
killing her
when the brother
came to and even though he was disoriented and didn't know a lot of what's happening he was able
to run out the front door screaming for help this guy escapes he's seen him he's bad at this job
right now well this is his second crime he's not good he's not good and this is the only murder
where he actually stabbed someone usually he chokes them and jerks off on them and then like
cleans up and leaves but i want you to understand something he had to confess to this in open court
Yeah. Dennis Raider, ladies and gentlemen, is fucking awful. He sucks so much. You would want to be around him for about two seconds if you met him in general. He's a cocky dickhead. Okay? Listen to this. Listen to him discuss this murder in court, Carl. Oh, I tell you what I thought. I thought the police were coming at that time. I heard the door open. I thought, no, that's it. And I stepped out there. And I can see him running down the street. So I quickly cleaned up everything that I could and left.
Despite planning this murder beforehand, Rader had failed to bring all his bindings with him.
If I had brought my stuff and used my stuff, Kevin would probably be dead today.
I'm not bragging on that. It's just a matter of fact.
No one told me there was going to be boasting.
Yeah, dude, if you brought his kit. Now, Carl, if you look at the screen, that's a picture of one of his kits.
Okay. That's a lot of fun, right? I'm confused. So there's a mask in there? There's a ball gag.
there's all sorts of ties
ties oh yeah so he
wasn't prepared to tie this guy out he
didn't know the guy was going to be there right
he was just going to get the girl but he also shot him in the
head and didn't kill him correct
not very good
not very good that kit's
interesting but I think a gun
would usurp all of those things
you would think that you would be able to get the job done
with a gun he really should
have been caught there a few years later
other people were being looked at for the
Otero murder the first murder that he
committed. Yeah. And he lost his shit, Carl. He got very upset that someone else was getting the
attention. It was not long after the murder of Kathy Bright that the press reported that a group
of three other men had been implicated in the Otero killings. Raider hears that someone else
is getting credit for the murders and he can't stand that. That prompted the first communication
from from BTK
and the way that came to us
was through a letter
he tells the police
this is not going to end
he's going to continue to do this
if you don't catch me
more people in this community
are going to die
and he did this by putting
a letter in a public library
book and he took responsibility
for killing the Oteros the letter ended up
with a local newspaper and the poorly
written note gave authority some idea
of who they were dealing with.
He wrote things like,
it's hard to control myself.
You'd probably call me psychotic
with psychotic perversion hang up.
He warned that he would strike again,
noting the code words for me
will be bind them, torture them, kill them,
B.t.t.t.k.
That's where he got the name.
The initial stuck,
and the murderer came known to be known
as variations of the BTK killer moniker
or simply BTK.
Now, a few years later,
he just took off.
Nobody knew what happened.
He threatened he was going to keep killing.
1977, his third victim happens, his third murder.
And Carl, this one is a dozy.
It would be three years before he would strike again.
The next one is in 1977, and I'm the chief at this point.
Shirley was a single mom at home and had some children there.
The kids were really banging on the door, hollered and screaming.
She got sick, threw her up, got her a glass of water, out furthered her a little bit,
and then went ahead and tidered up, and then put a bag over her head and strangled her.
Because of the length of time since the last killings.
Well, that's right.
The kids were locked in a bathroom banging on the door and screaming.
Do you realize the Patrick Michael level of focus you have to have
to be able to tie up and rape a woman with kids screaming all of them?
the background and you heard that cool cucumber those kids holy shit did they get lucky the oldest one
opened up a window and the kids got out and they went to try to go get help he came back to
go fucking murder all those kids when he was done with the mom i was going to say he doesn't usually
leave the kids uh no he was going to fucking kill all those kids all right and they uh they escaped
so don't walk kids in a bathroom where there is a window is the moral of the story yeah right yeah
if you don't want them being little tattletails.
The fourth murder.
We're only at 77.
Come out.
We've got to speed this off.
Oh, shit.
Carl, we're not, we're, we're almost there, buddy.
No, we're not almost close to almost there.
So his fourth murder is a lot of fun.
He calls this his perfect murder.
This is his opus, Carl.
Okay.
Nine months later, in December of 1977, B.T.K.
struck again.
In what he would later dub, his perfect hit.
Nancy was a single lady, a beautiful young lady, who lived alone.
I went around the back of the house, cut the phone lines, broke in, and waited for her to come home.
She came into her apartment, of course, unaware that he was there, and he gained control of her.
I told her there I was a, had a problem, sexual problems, that I would have to tie her up and have sex with her.
What a pickup line.
He's a charmer.
Yeah, I mean, that was his usual thing.
He would say to people, he would disarm the women by saying, hey, I have a sexual problem.
I'm going to rape you and tie you up, but that's it.
And then he like, oh my.
And apparently this woman was like fucking fine, whatever, just don't fucking hurt me.
And would you like to know what a great date, what a perfect hit was for BTK?
Sure.
She was a little upset.
We talked for a while.
A little!
I handcuffed her, had to lay on the bed, and then I tied her feet, and then I got on top of her,
and then I reached over, took the belt, and then strangled her with the belt at that time.
And what he would do is he would choke her until she almost died,
and then while he's doing this, he's masturbating into her negligent.
Yep
All right
So you could take her clothes off
Right?
You certainly could
You could or you could just find a negotiated jerk off on
Interesting
He's so pleased with himself
In fact Rader was so satisfied
And proud of what he thought he had achieved
That he did something extraordinary
In order to gain credit from the press and police
He himself the following day
reports the murder
to the police
He called us on a pay phone and informed us that we would find a homicide and gave us the address.
You will find a homicide at B. 43.
The officers went down, investigators found it, and that was clear to us, obviously, that BTK had come back, and we had a serial killer.
What a proud boy.
What an asshole!
What a proud boy!
What a proud boy he was. He had to call the police to tell him what he did. And then guess what he
did? He wrote a letter to the media. On February the 10th, 1978, two months after the murder
of Nancy Fox, local television station KAKE received a macabre letter. It was from BTK, and in it
he claimed responsibility for the murders of the Oteros, Shirley Vianne, Nancy Fox, and another
unidentified victim. He demanded
media attention and enclosed
a poem titled O Death
to Nancy, along with a drawing
of fox lying dead on her bed.
A drawing? A drawing
and a poem. He's a guy's an
artist, all right. He's a poet. He likes
to write poetry. Would you like to hear the poem that he
sent? I have it right here to read you. I would love to hear it.
I'm a big fan of poems.
I will now read to you the poem.
As Opie likes to say, what
is this taut I can see
cold icy hands taking
a hold of me? For death
has come you all can see hell has opened its gate to trick me oh death oh death can't you spare me over for
another year i'll stuff your jaws till you can't talk i'll bind your legs till you can't walk i'll tie your
hands till you can't make a stand and finally i'll close your eyes so you can't see i'll bring
sexual death unto you and me it's like dr news that's the name of this episode dr news
side
love BTK
your grandson Frank
so this guy's not talented
no that's the worst
poetry I've ever heard
in my life
but he is such an artist
I'm going to tell you more
in just a second
drawing I bet the drawing sucks
he's my stick figure
so now he disappears
this was the last murder
this is the last they hear
after Raider had killed
seven people
he went back to school
in criminal justice
and that wasn't about
being a good person
and being a law-abiding citizen
that was about really sharpening his trade.
I went to college.
No one who takes criminal justice as a good person.
No shit.
I think that Kevin Smith has the best line about that.
Yeah.
He's like, you're studying criminal justice.
What do you want to be Batman?
What are you going to fucking do with that?
Right.
Part of the distance between some of the murders
had to do with him having a son
and then later having a daughter.
He was able to compartmentalize his life.
and by being able to compartmentalize his life
he could be the good father
and he could also kill.
So Carl, why don't you strap in
because it's now 1986?
All right.
First was Vicki Weigley in 1986.
With the Weggarley case,
that was pretty organized.
He broke in to the back of this house.
She came home with her baby
from shopping.
as you're a pistol at her and ask her if she go back to the bedroom with me.
He tortured her, tied her up, left her on the bed.
When the husband came home, mid-afternoon, he cut her loose, thinking maybe she was still alive,
and obviously she wasn't.
It was clear that it was BTK.
Yeah.
So he's back, baby, with a vengeance.
And now he's got a taste for it again, Carl.
And this next case
I'm about to tell you about
is by far the craziest story
I think I will ever tell you
and I have just heard of this for the first time
and I am ashamed of myself
for not knowing any of this. I'm surprised because
the guy I picked, you already knew who it was
like you know all of this shit. Okay.
So he did not look very far
for his next victim Carl.
Dennis Rader did not have far to troll
for his next victim.
She lived just four doors down from him.
Now he's shitting
where he eats yeah the search began first thing this morning on the eastern edge of sedgwick county
for a woman who's been missing seven days 53 year old marine hedge was last seen a week ago by a friend
who'd taken her to dinner she was home by 1 a m saturday later that day her door was found ajar
her phone lines cut and marine hedge was missing so all the normal things you would find about a btk
murder or btk situation but the body was missing this
time. That's very strange. Now, he really planned this crime well, okay? He even had the perfect
alibi ready to go for this. The night Marine Hedge was murdered, Rader had his alibi at the
ready. He took a son to a Boy Scout camp, and then Dennis Rader gets up at one o'clock in the morning,
goes out, kills a woman, and then comes back to the Boy Scout camp as if nothing happened.
that's right he was a son scout leader carl and he decided to sneak away he left the other kids alone
with the other scoutmasters who i'm guessing were probably fine with uh you know adults prying eyes
disappearing for a while sure if you know what i'm saying yeah but he didn't just go make this
woman disappear this woman went to the same church as him and by the way i didn't mention he's now
the president of the board for his uh christ lutheran church in wichita this woman is a deacon in the
church. She's gone. What did he do with her after he abducted her?
Eventually moved her to the trunk of the car. I took the car over to Christ Lutheran Church,
and she was already dead, so I took pictures of her in different forms of bondage.
She was a deacon at the church, and he posed her, and it was so despicable, because in the
photographs, you could see the choir robes in the...
basement area and so when we looked at that it was like these were taken in a church he he wanted
to to play with her her dead body i mean that's pretty sick you can say that again honey and
carl not these were not just like regular pictures of the dead body just like sitting in the pews
like he's got her spread eagle on the fucking pulpit like he's up there's a photographer now too
yeah man oh is he a fucking photographer carl oh we're going to see some more of his
pictures in a second. The lighting good. Carl, he's got her up on the pulpit. He's just like,
and now a reading from the Apostle Paul in his letter to the Corinthians. He's just got her up
there having a blast. And he does all of this to indulge his sexual fantasies. But he does
get in around this time. He decides maybe I got to slow down. And he tried to find another way
to indulge. And that was creating his own amateur pornography. He was a Boy Scout leader.
And so it gave him time, free time, to be away from home.
And so on a couple of these occasions,
what he did was to leave the campsite
where the Boy Scouts were.
And then he was very big into autoerotica
and to try to hang himself carefully.
He did dig a grave and he put a mask on
and he put himself in it,
dressed in women's garments, undergarments.
And he attached a camera to a cord, a Polaroid
and would take photographs of his accomplishments.
Yeah, Carl, these are actual photos that he took of himself.
Oh, wow.
That one is really hard.
I call that one hanging around.
And then this one's fun.
This is him tied up laying in a grave that he dug.
Here he is being a pretty girl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And sometimes, please watch the screen, Carl.
You're going to enjoy this next clip.
There were occasions.
where he had engaged in autoerotic behavior and he couldn't get himself undone.
He thought he would be found by the Boy Scouts and that probably would be humiliating.
But it was all part of his being another person.
Those are pictures of him hayed from a tree upside down like a fucking idiot because he got caught and he couldn't stop the thing from taking the picture.
So let's just real quick talk about his life with his wife because this is some fucked up shit that's going on.
He's playing with dead bodies.
He's sneaking into houses.
You had to ask him about his wife, you know, how did she not know?
He said that one time back in the, I think the 70s or the early 80s, when they had put one of his messages on the front page of the paper that he'd been sitting there at the breakfast table reading the paper,
when his wife came up behind and looked over his shoulder and looked down and pointed at it and said, look at that.
He misspels that word the same way that you do.
And Dennis and said, I thought I was going to have to kill her then.
She didn't say anything more, so I just let it go.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
She had no fucking idea how close she is to being fucking dead.
This is a dangerous.
Couldn't it be any more useless?
This is a dangerous fucking man, Carl.
This man is insanely dangerous, and he's running really in love if he was like, well, if she says one more thing, I will kill her.
Yeah, well, somebody does the laundry.
You know, you'd be surprised what you put up with.
For the policing standpoint, it was extremely frustrating.
It seemed like when will it end?
said it's not like he was doing this every month or two he'd take off a year take off two years take off three years there was nothing else that we could do that we weren't doing except unfortunately wait for the next victim what a strategy i know the cops are just like we're just gonna wait for it and see who maybe fucks up at the next i hope that that guy was fired after saying that that's ridiculous so carl during this time that's really funny he's created all this amateur porn yeah he's
kept souvenirs and stuff from all
of these murders. Would you like to know where he kept
them? Uh, sure.
But what he had done is he took
souvenirs and trophies
from the various crime scenes and collected
them in a tree house he had in his
backyard. That's where
Tree House of Horror came from. I'm
fucking have that label as Tree House of War
because this guy would go up there
and fucking look at pictures of himself in mass
dressed up in lingerie hanging upside
down from trees and would fucking just
crank them out in the backyard. Yeah.
I was going to say there's probably a lot of nice foliage right underneath that tree.
I'm telling you what, if they had DNA evidence, all they need to do is swab that fucking tree house.
So he got his degree in criminal justice.
And Carl, here's why I am going to say this man is a sadist and the biggest creep this week.
There's nothing you're going to be able to do to convince me that he isn't the biggest creep.
Check out the job he ended up getting.
During this time, Raiders' children were growing up and he changed job.
he became a compliance officer
a role that gave him the chance
to exercise a position of authority
in the community
Dennis was a park city compliance officer
what he did was he wrote
tickets for people not
complying with city code
he was known to even take a ruler
and measure of grass
and if it was too
tall he would write people tickets for it
oh you look so bad right now
what a cock sucker
dude he's murdering women
murdering children
forget about that shit
Compliance officer? What a fucking creep.
Your ass is too long. You're in big
trouble. You're in big trouble
Mr. Compliance officers are the TSA
of the 80s. Hell yeah, they
are. Fucking terrible people. So all during
this time, nothing's really going on.
I mean, nothing at all.
I had many, what I call them, projects.
There were different people in the town
that I followed, watch.
It was basically a selection process.
His projects would entail the stalking,
the determination of how he was going to kill the
person, how would be best to surprise them. He had to make sure that he left no trace. He had to
make sure of all of these contingencies were covered. So he spent years just stalking people
instead of killing them. He killed, killed, killed, killed, strangled, strangled, strangled. His last
murder was in 1991. So what got him busted in 2005, Carl? Let's talk about it. The Wichita Eagle did a little
article on the anniversary that this had been 30 years or so since the Otero killing. Well, apparently
BTK saw that and decided that he needed more publicity, that he wasn't quite done yet.
He saw this article. He goes, oh, I could get more attention? Great. So guess what he does at the end
of 2004, beginning of 2005? He starts sending all the police in the city of Wichita on scavenger
hunts. Okay.
After decades, BTK was back
and he was ready to play cat and mouse
with the press and police.
He started to play these little games
of sending us on scavenger hunts around the city
putting cereal boxes, serial killer boxes
filled with dolls that were posed in positions of victims
and pieces of jewelry of some of his victims
and he would hide them in the city
and then he'd call the media and he'd send them
a little note, a little clue where you might find these things.
Good, he's having fun with it.
He did have fun with it.
Whatever you do in life, you've got to find a way to have fun with it.
And if you bring others in on the fun as well,
what fun it was for these fucking cops?
These fucking fat cops from Wichita, Midwestern fat fucks with prostate problems.
Whoa!
They're driving all over goddamn town.
They're driving it all over goddamn town and they show up the, we got it.
We figured out the clue.
Like he's the fucking Riddler.
They show up, but it's a fucking cereal box.
and Dennis Raiders just
I got him
I'm going to give you a ticket for parking
too close to the curve
You're calling police officers
Fat fucks
Is that what I just heard?
I'm guessing the witch talk ops were
Wow
Some cahones on this guy
Okay ladies and gentlemen
Let's bring this creep to an end
And tell you how he got caught
BTC was to make a final
blundering mistake
Oh boy did he
Not that familiar with computer technology
He handed the police
A Golden Opportunity
It was the moment they had been waiting for.
He sent a note saying,
if I send you a disc, will you be able to identify me?
Be honest with me.
No.
And so the officers responded back by newspaper.
It's okay, Rex, which is what he wanted to hear.
And that's when he did send the disc.
Randy Stone was the detective on the forensic computer crime unit,
who was charged with obtaining information from the disc that BTK sent in.
Open it up, there was one file, and from that we're able to identify
that the software was registered to Christ Lutheran Church,
and that the person who last saved the document was logged into his computer
under the account name of Dennis.
What a fucking moron.
He said the old word file.
Not only, Carl.
Is he a pervert?
he's a murderer
he is a child murderer
and a rapist
I hope you're in recap mode right now
and he is a compliance officer
who gave people tickets for the length of their
fucking lawn
to top it all off
was a goddamn boomer
ladies and gentlemen
this dumpy piece of shit
fucking Dennis Raider
my creep and before I go
I just want to play you one last tiny thing
This is from court.
They let the victims and family members of the victims speak to him.
They let them say their peace in court before he was sentenced to life in prison.
And here is one of the comments from one of the family members.
If I had your devil nature, I would delight in the fact that your congregation has turned its back on you, that your friends have deserted you, that your wife has divorced you, that your own children have disowned you.
And then I would remind you that you will never have any warm, loving human contact again for the remainder of your twisted existence.
resistance.
Come on.
I don't think any pleasure
and what's happening to you,
but let me just say how much pleasure I'm taking.
I've enjoyed this shit out of this.
So, all right, that is my creep this week.
BTK, Dennis Rader.
I'm sorry it took so long,
but I found that story to be riveting
and I did not know half of it.
All right, very good.
So I'm going to remind everybody
that the theme this week is
2005.
Yeah, my guy.
I remind everybody, 2005.
It was arrested in 2005.
So I picked a man named Kenneth Pinyon, who is an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Washington State.
I believe he was an equestrian.
Just outside of Seattle.
Kenneth is famous for a series of incidents in 2005 involving his friend James Michael Tate, a truck driver, and another unidentified man.
these men were all filming
zoophilic pornography
including Pinyon receiving anal sex
from a stalion under the alias
Mr. Hans.
So apparently in the zoophile community
there are all these videos
that people pass around
and this guy was famous as
Mr. Hans.
Oh yeah.
The guy who gets fucked by horses.
Pinyin had previously lost the ability
to experience certain sensations
after a motorcycle accident.
I can only imagine what happened
at this motorcycle accident.
Yeah.
I'm sure he said it was a motorcycle accent, but a horse cock in your rectum might also make it a little difficult to walk.
Well, it was a motorcycle accent.
He began to seek out increasingly extreme sexual acts, such as insertion of extremely large dildos, fisting, and eventually anal sex with horses.
In the early 2000s, he found a group of zoos online.
Hey, honey, this is way better than your hand.
Yeah, I don't get your hand anymore.
Good news.
He found a group of zoos online who began meeting at a farm.
in King County, Washington.
On the weekends where they filmed one another being
anally penetrated by horses
and sometimes engaged in sex with each other
afterwards, which was also filmed.
How? How do you have sex with someone
who just got reamed by a fucking horse cock?
That's a great question, Benny.
I don't have the answer to that.
I did not put nine hours into my research.
This was all posted online in all of these videos.
The men trained the horse to penetrate them
by stripping, applying a horse breeding pheromone
and bending over.
Who says you can't lead a horse to water, Carl?
Kenneth Pinyon was so into big cox that he had a cast created of the penis of his favorite horse strut.
So you know, like, you can get like the porn stars, the gymolems, or something like that.
A cast made of it?
It wasn't even like a, like, aren't most sex toys like a silicon?
Like, are we talking like Bigfoot cast, like a plaster cast?
I'm thinking that so you can reproduce multiple dildos from it.
Oh, okay.
So he was thinking franchise.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
One night in July, they were trying to fuck a horse on a farm that they frequented, but the horse wasn't into it.
So Piny and Tate...
So Pinyon Tate...
Wouldn't take no for an answer.
This third guy, they snuck into a barn on another farm.
And first they recorded Tate being anally penetrated by a stallion known as Big Dick, is the name of the horse.
Well, I named him Richard.
Tate then filmed Pinyon.
being aimily penetrated by the same horse
and know why this is actual audio
of that encounter with
this is Kenneth Pinyon
getting rammed by Big Dick, the horse.
Here, yeah.
Can what?
Come up?
Yeah.
The video is tapping out.
By the way, I want to point out that I watched this video.
I found it online.
If you Google this guy's name and just search for videos,
it's on the first page of Google.
For all the shit that Google censors.
Google's good at what they do.
They can find the stuff.
For all the shit that they're censoring for some reason.
You know how hard it wasn't by the research for my?
Fauci argument, but for some reason
I want to find a guy getting fucked by a horse.
I got to be honest with you, I really
didn't like listening to that. It sounded a little
bit too much like me eating pizza.
Too much? Yeah, a little too much.
Too much? So,
there's also a bunch of reaction
videos where you can see people watching
this video for the first time. Yeah, I saw
back in the day. I remember Mr.
Hans. Mr. Hans. That's
fucking embedded on my goddamn brain.
Unfortunately,
that horse big dick might have been too much
horse for old big hands.
On July 2nd, 2005,
an unidentified man dropped pinion
off at the Numbclaw
community hospital. Medical staff
wheeled Pinyon into an examination room
before realizing he was dead.
So you're saying
he got fucked to death by the horse?
I'm not saying that.
I'll let somebody else say it. This is
officially triggered on YouTube.
He mysteriously died
after taking
too much BHC
BHC
stands for
big horse cock
I don't know what this guy's
problem is
but I did find him funny
I thought it's
for Bill and Hillary Clinton
on the message boards I read
It might
This is more about
how he passed away
So in July 2nd
He and his homies
drove in a truck
into a farm
Unfortunately
the horse
his cock was too huge for him to handle.
Soon after, he suffered from acute peritonitis caused by traumatic perforation of the colon.
It's nice to hear Pauly Shore found a new gig.
Also, I really feel like that read was really good and should be put to music.
Probably.
Like, I can hear like a little beat behind that.
It might not be bad.
So the police tracked down, because after this guy showed up dead,
they found out who his friends were
they tracked down this farm
which was known in the zoo file
chat rooms as the destination for people
wanting to have sex with livestock
Here's what really happened.
The doctor went, oh, shit, that's Mr. Hans.
I've seen this guy.
I know him.
They seize 100 VHS tapes and DVDs
amounting to hundreds of hours
of video of men engaging in bestiality.
One of the videotapes even featured
Kenneth Pinnion, the one I just played for you
right before he died on July
second. And this is a news report that came out that next day.
Police say it looks like this farm in Enumclaw was a place to have sex with animals.
It was brought to their attention after a horse killed a man.
Police say it was all caught on videotape.
Now this will surprise you.
What these people are doing is not illegal in Washington.
It is against the law in 30 other states.
And now there's an effort to outlaw it here.
police are investigating to see if they might be able to file charges of animal cruelty.
That's right. In 2005, it was not illegal to get fucked by a horse and put that video on the internet.
You hear that, you prudes?
It now is.
Hey, Carl.
I can sum up this.
It's like these people have never heard of a heavy petting zoo.
I can sum this all up with this.
Whoa, you got butt slam.
Oh, ho, ho.
All right, last thing.
I have the actual eulogy that was given at kind of things.
funeral. Family and friends received quite a shock. When a Washington man named Kenneth
Pinyon died from too much horse cock. So sad to suffer such a horrible fate, he
had a hunger no person could sit. Men and women, they just didn't rate. You needed four
hooves to be Ken's mate. He found himself some horse hose that was well aroused and
swollen, but he had to retreat when the spine equine meat perforated his colon.
It's none of our business, I'm sure you agree, but it should fill every one of us with dread, knowing an aerospace engineer is dead from being cornholed by Mr. Ed.
There are many eccentricities in this world, but be careful which ones you choose, because death by horse penis will get you on the evening news.
George de Kai, everybody.
Yeah, that was a video posted by Charles Bukaki on YouTube.
I want to get proper credit.
I have to say Charles Bukaki, better poet than Dennis Rader.
Yeah, I know shit.
That was actually entertaining.
The superior, superior poet.
So there you have it.
Mr. Hans is my creep because what he did is he got fucked to death by a horse in 2005.
And the theme this week was 2005.
think that when he met the horse he was like on front street was just like i have a sexual
problem was he like dennis raid or did he just come out say it makes sense yeah i know he
took some sex videos but did he take any pictures of himself like in a self-dug grave here we go
again dude you pick somebody now we're going to have an announcement that we're going to make today
yeah you pick somebody who should not have been in the creep off it's a hall of faith absolutely
should have been in the creep off no there's just too much everyone knows about this guy there was way
too much of a story to get into.
Vote for Vinny! It's all rehashed
bullshit. That's what
we should be doing. We're going to
start making bonus episodes. Yay.
And what we're going to do
is we're going to allow the listeners
to vote on who should be in the Creep-off
Hall of Fame. Yeah.
And then we are going to go
ahead and make entire episodes where
both Vinny and I are focused on
one Hall of Famer. That is correct.
So here's what's going to happen, ladies and gentlemen.
This would have been a perfect example.
of a good place to start for the Hall of Fame
but when he decided to blow his wad
all over the place
all over the place
listen ladies and gentlemen
you will not blame me for paying this
now that you know that Carl
picked a mister in 2005
guy didn't do anything wrong
from 1991 to 2005
yes he did yes he did
yes he did lots of wrong things he was bothering the police
and making him go look for bags of cereal
now listen
hold on a second
ladies and gentlemen
here's how the Hall of Fame episodes are going to work
it's very simple you can submit
an email to us at the creepball pot at gmail.com or tweet at us who your nomination for the Hall of Fame is.
We will compile a list and we will put out a poll this Thursday.
We will record the episode in the next week or so and then we'll release it after that.
Sound good, Carl?
I love it.
Yeah.
So in other words, it's a blank slate.
We don't know who should be in the Hall of Fame.
It's your choice, folks.
Your choices.
And if we get the same person multiple times, they'll be put out a poll and then you can vote and then we'll just start, you know, nominating.
and submitting, and we're going to build this Hall of Fame.
And it's not necessarily people who we've already featured on The Creepov.
We really specifically want people we haven't featured yet.
That's right.
We want some people that are just absolutely vile.
Yeah.
Whoever you really feel like deserves a spot.
Now, you're going to be able to, again, send an email to the Creepoff pot at gmail.com
or tweet at us at Creepoff pod.
Also, do us favor.
Follow us on Instagram.
Visit thecreepoff.com to vote in this week's poll for who,
did the better job presenting their creep this week.
And I think that was obviously me.
I hope we didn't put everybody to sleep because this was an important announcement.
We probably should have this in the beginning when people were still listening.
Holy shit, Betty.
I think I made a good case.
Okay.
Now, Carl.
Got any voicemails?
We did get some voicemails.
But before we get to the voicemails, let's remind you, the voicemail segment was brought to you by our friends in Syracuse.
The creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.
Still your number one source for Rotary fun.
Bones. See you in Syracuse.
Hey, have we got the check from them yet? I'm worried about their ability to pay.
I got the $40. Okay, good.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, let's start off with some voicemails.
Some folks have some recommendations to the wheel of consequences, and I honestly feel like
the wheel needs a little freshening up. I think we should get rid of Vick's stand-up
and Seamus's stand-up. I really kind of like this next one, and I think you will be mortified
by it.
I have another suggestion for the
Wheel of Consequences
put on there that the loser
has to give a video
demonstration of
using the lawnmower 3.0
in all this features
and upload it to Pornhub.
Don't call me back.
I fucking love that one. I think that's hysterical.
Oh, no.
Yeah. What kind of creep is that guy
We're suggesting that.
That's the creepiest suggestion I've ever heard.
I say we go for it.
Of course you think that.
We're going.
Landscapes going on the board, baby.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Now here's some more suggestions.
Have you ever uploaded anything to Pornhub before?
No.
Is that something that you're familiar with?
No, but I think it's really funny.
I don't even know how you think of something like that.
I win a lot, so I'm not worried about it.
Hey, guys.
For your wheel of consequences, they stuck.
They're more like a wheel of,
minor inconveniences, what you do is if a guest wing, like Kaya,
then they get to choose to replace a consequence on the board,
or they get to make a specific consequence not skittable.
You cannot, you cannot get past it, or better yet, just replace Carl because he sucks.
All right, don't call me bad.
Hey, guys.
Good point.
Jesus Christ.
I was agree with almost everything he had.
to say.
So you like that?
If somebody wins, they get to, like, say, if you land on this on the wheel, you can't skip it.
Yeah, I like that.
You want to give that away?
You want to give away that power to someone?
Well, what do they get to do?
Just one of the consequences is non-skippable?
Yeah, they could say that the consequence of Gary, Indiana, is not skipable now.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay.
Cool.
I like that.
Yeah.
Well, too bad.
Or Kyle won after we invoked that rule, so tough shit.
Oh, you mean just one, just one episode?
No, for the next time we spin the wheel.
But if they just win one episode.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm, I am half asleep after your fucking presentation.
I apologize.
I'm going to try to get back to the game.
How fucking dare you?
I'm going to try to get back in the game now.
Let's go.
All right.
I just want to say, I much more prefer darkles the clown reading reviews than
Cobra Commander.
Yeah.
Because all he does is bitch about me and fucking lock down with some other asshole that I don't
even know, quite frankly,
uh, yeah.
Dorkels did a great job.
If you want to leave us a review and you have it
read by Dorkels the clown, go
to iTunes. Leave us a review.
Five stars, please. We'd appreciate it.
Isn't that how you do that shit on
WATP, Carl? Yeah, it's called
Apple Podcasts. Now iTunes has been
gone for over a year, but sure, that's pretty close.
Cool. Go to Apple Podcasts. Yes.
All right, kids. Here's
a good one. Petus.
Okay.
All right.
And da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
All right. Last suggestion for the wheel.
Give Patrick Michael your phone number. Put it on the wheel.
I don't think that it might go and do anything with our phone number.
Okay. I say I have a better idea. Let's just change Seamus's stand up to fuck or fight Seamus.
All right.
Oh, shit. Those are our voicemails this week. If you want to call and leave a voicemail call us 585-371-808. Let's do a skump parade.
All right. Sounds good. My computer has officially died. So I'll just do this.
The scum parade
These are my creeps
The scum parade
These are my peeps
The scum parade
Make it vitties day
That was the other song
But are you sure?
Sounds good
I don't know it sounds all the same when you sing it
Yeah, I know
Okay
Let's clean that up in post
Let's clean it up and post
These are my peeps
The Scum parade
There's nothing for creeps
The Scum parade
I'm parolandit show
Houston, Texas, ladies and gentlemen
Well, paramedics were on a call
A Texas man last night
jumped into an ambulance and drove the vehicle
With its lights flashing to a jack-in-the-box
Where he ordered food at the drive-thru-lane cops-say
According to Houston police,
Ronaldo Leonard 36 was charged Tuesday with felony theft
and connection with the ambulance heist.
The stolen vehicle valued in excess of $150,000
was tracked to the jack in the box
where Leonard was at the drive-thru ordering food
with the emergency lights on when the police caught
and they noted that he got four miles away
from where he stole the ambulance.
I just want to point this out.
And again, sometimes we give advice to people
because they're really bad at being criminals.
Yeah.
If you steal a vehicle, no matter what type of vehicle
I don't care if it's a truck, an ambulance, a sports car.
You want to draw less attention to yourself.
Yeah.
You kind of want to like blend in a little bit.
So putting on the sirens through the drive-thru, you were going to get fucked with whether you had stolen it or not.
Well, I mean, stupid.
I believe the reason why someone would steal an ambulance is because it's filled with prescription jugs.
And I'm just going to say, he does have a history.
and a lengthy rap sheet that includes separate felony convictions for PCP possession, robbery and cocaine possession.
Another suggestion for this gentleman.
If she's really hungry and he's jack in the box, I get that.
Sure.
Why not park the ambulance in the parking lot?
Walk inside to get your food.
That way, if the cops show up, you could always deny that that's how you got there.
Wouldn't that make a lot of sense?
Getting caught in the ambulance while you're ordering food, you're busted.
I love your woulda, coulda, coulda, shoulda logic for this guy.
Just throw it out there.
Just park the ambulance, go inside, get a couple cheeseburgers and a taco, call it a day.
Jump back in the ambulance, take a nap on the stretcher, whatever you got to do.
Sleep it off, hook up an IV, whatever you're going to do in the back of the fucking goddamn ambulance.
But yeah, he's in a lot of trouble.
So that is Rinaldo Leonard, ladies and gentlemen.
Now we're going to head on to Sacramento, California.
And this guy's a lot of fun.
Jonathan Lamele, a former transportation security administration agent, was sentenced to two years of felony probation, 60 years in county jail, or I'm sorry, 60 days in county jail, 60 years is a little harsh for this, and 52 classes to, quote, address sexual compulsion.
California Attorney General Xavier Bakara's office announced Friday.
Lumelli was arrested in June of 2019 in charge with false imprisonment, and he was accused of unlawfully detaining a woman.
using fraud or deceit to get her to expose herself.
Why be a TSA agent if you're not going to do that?
If you're not going to see Tits.
Right.
All right.
That's what the T stands for in TSA.
And what does the A stand for her?
A Titsine agency.
The woman told investigators that Lamelli told her he had to look inside her bra to ensure she
wasn't hiding anything, had her hold her pants away from her waist for a check,
and then said he would have to take her to a private room for first.
the security screenings.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
He didn't even get her into another room, Carl.
No.
He takes her like he's going to do this other screening.
They get in the elevator and he's just like, we could do it here.
The old perform the screening in the elevator gag.
It's a classic.
When they were alone on the elevator, Lumeli told the woman he could perform the screening
there and ordered her to lift her shirt and show her breasts.
Then look down her pants.
She said, Luminelli then told the woman she was free to go.
and add that she had
nice breasts
Don't add the compliment
That makes it seem
Like it's not all that professional
You can't editorialize
When you're being professional
You have to just
Those are breasts all right
Can I tell you this news story
Fucking sucked
Yeah it did
Because they have an image on there
Of an airplane
No pictures of her tits
I guess if you're gonna put
A generic image on a news story
Show me some nice tits
That's what the story's about
Not an airplane
She wasn't even at the airplane yet
No
it would have made more sense if they just showed like a like a cleavage it's general cleavage or he could have was just going to say you could have shown like one of those security checkpoints authority salemale pleaded no contest to false imprisonment on Friday and he will be required to pay restitution to the victim I mean what do you give somebody for seeing their tits I don't know like a 20 what's it worth what's restitution for that Vinny I've heard of like the Congress approval rating being way down I've heard of sentiment with police officers
and we've had some issues with that last year.
Sure.
What is the approval rating of the TSA?
Is there a single fucking person who likes this organization?
Well, Trump left off so what, 29%.
What do you think the TSA is at?
The TSA's got to be way below Trump levels of approval.
It has to be.
I hope that every TSA agent is just so self-hating.
They just go home and are upset with themselves.
I hope they go home and stand in a corner
and think about what they've done every day.
I hope they hang themselves while jerking off, and it doesn't work out.
Oh.
Too harsh?
Mr. Lumelli will be forbidden to work as a security guard in the future.
You think?
Yeah, I do think.
No shit.
I really do think.
It's like rain.
Okay, so we're going down to St. Louis.
This is fun, right?
Carl, you ever been fired from Job?
No.
Really, never.
Never.
I don't think I have either.
Maybe I have.
I know it's definitely laid off once, but I didn't get that upset about it.
I'm about to tell you a story about a guy who really did get upset about losing his job.
Yeah.
A St. Louis, Missouri man is charged with murder after allegedly shooting his boss at a children's
treatment home who had just fired him.
Police say Wednesday, officers responded to a report of a shooting at the Mary Grove Children's
home on Tuesday around 12.09 p.m.
So right in the middle of the day.
According to the department, officers found a man in the parking lot with a single gunshot wound
to the face.
The victim was hospitalized, identified his 60-year-old Brantley Tate, where he was pronounced
dead.
Police said Christopher Owens was immediately suspected in the shooting, and he was located and
arrested.
Owens reportedly confessed to the shooting.
Police said Tate and Owens were together at the children's home, and Tate was
Owen's immediate supervisor.
According to the investigation, Tate had terminated Owen's employment just before he was
shot.
He literally was like, you're fired.
He's like, no, you're dead.
I can't stress this enough, Vinnie.
revenge is a dish
best served cult
you got to put some time
in between you getting fired
and your boss being murdered
or else you will be the prime suspect
and who knows
you wait a couple years
maybe this guy's gonna piss
a bunch of people off
and they're gonna think
it could have been a dozen
of other people who have killed them
I feel like there's some really cool opportunities
for some witty banter
if this was a movie
like the guy could go
let's like stay Stallone
played the guy who's getting fired
and the guy was like
you're fired and he's like
bam
I fired
your employment has been terminated
now you will be terminated
now you will be terminated
like there could be so much fun with this
you're right
this is way better than the apprentice too
I will say that
so Owens is being held without bail
and the thing that was interesting was
everybody was like hey
this guy's dead in the park
and anybody have any idea what happened
and everyone that worked there was like
yeah probably Chris Owens
like everybody knew it was this guy
that's a problem
yeah so and it was like a children's therapeutic home have you ever heard of such a thing
nope sounds depressing it sounds like new age bullshit it's like they go into a room and they just like
burn essential oils or some shit it's the therapeutic room is it like a safe space dude honestly
i didn't look into it i apologize i'm just wondering what a therapeutic room is i don't know
you can't goddamn riff with me carl i was watching the savers game i don't know what it is
all right last last creep and we're done with this shit today a judge set a bond for
$80,000 for a Broward County doctor in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, arrested on charges related
to sexual communications with the minor.
Stuart Bittman was released from jail around 9 p.m. Wednesday, per the judge's ruling,
Bittman cannot use the internet contact minors or leave South Florida.
He must also surrender his passport.
Now, he's a gastroenterologist in Coral Springs.
He's 64 years old, and he made his first court appearance Wednesday morning.
Basically, he was posing as a 17-year-old boy.
and he was talking to a 13-year-old girl.
Yeah.
He was, like, going into rooms like,
How do you, fellow, kids?
And then he was getting kind of, you know, kind of creepy sexual with him.
He's 64 years old, and he's talking to a 13-year-old girl.
He's like,
What is your favorite hole?
Like, he was not appropriate,
and he ended up sending pictures.
He posed naked from the waist down at his desk.
And he thought that that would look like a 17-year-olds.
Yes.
I don't think it would.
I don't think it would.
He's like,
Well, 13-year-old girls probably never seen one before.
She doesn't know that they're not all gray and wrinkly.
I still like this doctor better than Dr. Anthony Fauci, but he has a creep.
I'll give you that.
Yeah.
He knew he was communicating with minors.
Wait, boys or girls?
Didn't he do it to girls?
Girls.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a real creep.
He's a gastroenter on toiologist.
So what do they do?
They, like, look at the shit pipe.
Is that what they do?
They just deal with like fucking the methane of humans.
Either that or they're a chef at a gastropub.
I'm not sure.
Cool, cool.
I didn't do that.
What's a gastrolog?
I didn't do the research.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, don't forget to send in your nominations for the biggest
Creep Hall of Fame.
We're excited to do this.
We're excited to do some bonus content for you.
So get in on that at the bottom floor with us.
We're going to have some fun.
Don't forget to vote for Vinnie and Dennis Raider this week.
Or you could vote for Carl and Mr. Hands at the creepoff.com.
Before we go, I do have one more thing I need to show you.
Ladies and gentlemen, Vietnam is real.
We received another video.
Yes.
This is amazing.
Martin Luther King, Barack Obama,
Jar Jar Binks.
Just some of the people
Kyle probably hates
because he's racist.
Don't take it from me.
Here's Intel received
from the House of Cards
breakout star, Tom Myers.
And I know we had to take that episode down
because we performed it in Blackflakes,
but if you can get the
copy of it.
I forgot about that part.
It made it so much funnier.
It made it so much funnier.
That's not all.
Further digging,
the reason behind Carl's hatefield lynching of a New York University filmmaker who once got named.
I don't know why he always trashes me.
I don't know what the hell it could be.
I mean, is it because I'm half Puerto Rican?
All was revealed in Carl's own show when he played this clip.
Voting for Trump now clearly does make you racist.
There's just no question.
And followed it immediately by saying this.
Yeah, I would vote for Trump.
Don't vote for Carl, whose initials are literally.
Hot cuckcacarla.
KKK, paid for by the Vinny Equality Committee.
I missed the Dolphins hat on top of Jabba the Hut last time.
That's fucking funny.
Well, please remember, ladies and gentlemen.
Who's making those videos?
Brilliant.
They're coming from deep from within, Carl.
Vietnam is real.
Vietnam is real.
Listen, true believers.
Just, yeah, you got to trust.
Trust the plan.
Yeah, remember, folks, there is a plan.
And the plan is to vote for Vinny this week at the creepoff.com.
That video should be watched, though.
You've got to go on our YouTube channel wherever you're posting that.
Absolutely.
That video will be up on there for you all to enjoy.
We'll tweet it as well.
So it's nice to be important.
It's more important to be nice.
Good gear.
She was a little upset.
She talked for a while.
got on top of her, and then reached the door, took the belt, and then strangled him to pull the bell at that time.
And what he would do is he would choke her until she almost died,
and then while he's doing this, he's masturbating into her negligent.
This is stupid!
