The Creep Off - Episode 49: New Country, Who Dis?

Episode Date: February 9, 2021

This week’s fan choice was “Creepiest 21st century World leader” and one of our hosts didn’t quite understand the assignment (Hint. It was the fat one) Brian McBride joins the boys to submit their nominations: Vinnie makes a big announcement on his podcast consequence and voting is up for the first Hall of Fame bonus episode: In the Scum Parade we meet an elderly man who finally achieved his dreams, a new social media superstar and Vinnie’s new favorite football player

I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation horror shock. It's the cream off. vomit-inducing thing. Ola! Creepos! Welcome to The Creepoff, the show about creeps, by creeps, for you creeps. The worst contest on the internet. My name is the people's champion.

Vinnie Paulino, and that is my co-host, Hot Cuck-Ca-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Rla. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? How you doing, buddy? I'm doing really well. Also, joined us at the studio today. He is the voice of the Syracuse Tourism Board. It's our pal Brian McBride. Hey, buddy. Hey, I'm happy to be here on behalf of Syracuse.

Welcome, Brian. You don't live in Syracuse, thank Christ. Absolutely not. Yeah, we would never let one of them in here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a sponsor. The sponsor wants people to go there. Right. So I think we're cool.

Okay. It is the creep off. We got a good show lined up for you. We're going to get to all of that in just a second. But I think the best way to start a show is a quick little recap of last week. Last week we did Biggest creep at 2005. Yeah. And I presented a man who really should have been...

I think you're still presenting it. Yours went on so long. Has anybody listened to that entire episode? I can't imagine. Are you kidding me? It was compelling. The story had everything. Murder, sex.

It was salacious. I've had everything you needed for a creepo story. And then you tell a story about a guy who, you know, got fucked by a horse that died. Yes. That's a great story. It was a great story. I'm glad you had fun with it. I'm sorry.

I interrupted you. What were you going to say about your... I was going to say, my guy is one of the most infamous creeps in the history of the fucking planet. Yeah. But when it came down to the voting, you folks decided...

Oh, look at that. 64%. To be fair, Vinnie, this guy sounds like a real marriage or one. Yes, he does. All right, all right, all right, here. All right, I'm on the board. Congratulations.

Congratulations, Carl. Thank you very much. Well, deserved. What a great story I brought. As things stand right now, I have two points. Carl now has one, and our guest category has one, and that means Brian McBride. Hey, I did it. No, Kyle did it.

You've technically done nothing. You've done nothing. All you've done, frankly, is unsettled me today. So this is like Little League rules, I get a point just for showing up? Nope. Nope. We are going to start this week's contest, and the way we usually do this is Carl, because you won, last week you will go first. McBride, you will go in the middle of the alley will end things,

you know, strong. So, uh, call it a shot. Go ahead, kids. So we put a poll out to determine what the topic was going to be, what the theme was going to be for this week. And what do the people vote for, Benny? This week, the people vote for creepiest world leader. Creepiest world leader in the 21st century. Well, we agreed to that as gentlemen. We had a little huddle this week. We decided creepiest world leader of the 21st century not named Adolf. Yeah, well, that wouldn't be the 21st century. Yeah, unless you know something we don't. Yeah, that's true.

I'm a dumb, dope. So, um, I apologize, guys, because it's going to be very hard to follow this one. But my creep is one Mr. Joe Biden. Oh, geez. Here we go. Here we go. Let's figure out what creepy Joe is up to. An op-ed published days earlier by former Nevada State Assembly woman, Lucy Flores.

who claimed back in 2014 while campaigning for her, Biden came up from behind, put his hands on her shoulders, smelled her hair, and kissed her head. He is a hair smeller. Doesn't matter what age you are, he will smell that hair.

Okay, hold out a second. Hold on a second. Before we start going down this road, I just want to ask, are you really doing this? I'm really doing it. Okay. You know,

I mean, it's no chairman bow, but it's pretty close with Joe, Biden and the smelling of hair. Motherfucker. All right. Do I consider it inappropriate to smell someone's hair, to get so close that

I smell their hair? Yes. Yes. It's gross. And actually, I have to tell you that it gets worse than that. He's not just smelling hair. He's also rubbing noses with people. Former Nevada State Assemblywoman Lucy Flores and former congressional staffer Amy Lauer. described unusual encounters with Mr. Biden. He was talking to me while he was rubbing my nose with his.

He's giving Eskimo kisses. Did you say he was talking to her while he did it? Yes. It's just a conversation. He's just rubbing his nose against her. That is the most uncomfortable thing I can imagine. He's a creep. So that was Lucy Flores.

Here's more from Lucy. Very unexpectedly and out of nowhere, I feel, I feel Joe Biden, put his hands on my shoulders, get up very close to me from behind, lean in, smell my hair, and then plant a slow kiss on the top of my head. All right. So there's a lot of things wrong with this. Nobody wants a slow kiss. He's just like, you smell like my dead wife. Wait, does Joe Biden have a dead wife? Yeah. Oh, Dr. Jill wasn't the first one? That's a second squeeze. Oh, the first one died in a car wreck. Really?

I think she may have stolen this for my Joe Biden fan fiction, though, I've been writing. All right, so what is the verdict on this? Is smelling hair creepy? Like, honestly, smelling hair is one of the creepiest things you can do. It's on the list of creepy things. It's right after collecting doll parts and sneezing with your eyes open. The Daily show's hilarious, isn't it? Really good joke writing going on over there.

The fuck happened to that show. Are you off your fucking meds or something? Wow. really stunk. Yeah. And what I want to know is if this is what you brought today, how the fuck are you so late? That's what I want to know today. I have a lot of research

to get through. Let's keep it rolling here. And it's not just the hair sniffing. Apparently, Biden also gave her a slow kiss on the top of her head, which, again, is super creepy. All right? As a rule of life, the slower the kiss, the creepier it gets. It's as simple as that. When you greet someone,

you keep it quick. See that? Not creepy. at all. That's it. Slow kissing when it gets weird. You see that? Yeah. Super creep. The sad thing is Trevor Noah is a funny person. I've seen him do stand-up. He's funny. He's terrible on The Daily Show. I've never laughed at anything he's ever said on the Daily Show. Everyone vote against Carl this week for making you listen to Daily Show. All right. No More Daily Show. Let's listen to Amy Lappos, who also came out and accused Joe Biden of being a creep.

There is now another woman making an accusation that former Vice President Joe Biden inappropriately touched her, not sexually, not violently, but in her view inappropriately. The Hartford current newspaper reports that a 2009 fundraiser, Amy Lappos said the vice president put his hand on her neck and pulled her in to rub noses. Lappos tells the current. But you would think that would be creepy enough and I've already won. And yet there's something even creepier than that. And of course, I'm talking of Tara Reid, who worked for Biden in 1993 when Biden was a Senator. And this is Tara on his character. What do you want to say to him?

I want to say you and I were there, Joe Biden, please step forward and be held accountable. You should not be running on character for the president of the United States. And why should he not be running on character, Betty? A year ago, Reed was among several women who said Biden had touched her inappropriately in a non-sexual manner. She said in 1993. But in March, for the first time, publicly, she said then Senator Biden pushed her against a wall in a Senate corridor and sexually assaulted

her. He dropped a digit on her, Vennie. I believe that's how the story went. Senator Joe Biden dropped a digit on this poor woman who's just working for him. Kind of creepy behavior, right? It's being a naughty boy. It's being a very naughty boy. Now, Joe Biden,

to his credit, has acknowledged that his behavior has been a bit creepy. I think he needs to change his ways. Social wars have began to change. They've shifted. And the boundaries of protecting personal space have been reset. And I get it. I get it.

I hear what they're saying. I will be more mindful and respectful of people's personal space. And that's a good thing. That's a good thing. And of course, Trump responded to that with us. I was going to call him. I don't know him well. I was going to say, welcome to the world, Joe.

You having a good time, Joe? So that's my creep for this week. Creep is a world leader. hair-smelling, nose-rubbed Joe Biden. Creepy Joe. Creepy Joe. There he is, folks. All right, McBride.

Sorry, I'm making this very difficult. I know. This is a... How do you top that? Well, I think I'm going to with the famous King Muswati of Eswantani. Of where?

Eswantani. It used to be called Swaziland, but he decided to change the name because everyone thought he thought everyone would confuse it with Switzerland. And trust me, seeing pictures of this place, you would not. Okay.

They don't have a very different place. There's no skiing. There's no skiing. How's their chocolate? How's their swazzo? You don't want the chocolate. You'll get Ebola. Anyway.

So he became king when he was 18. He took over from his mother, who he then gave the title of, I believe it is Indu Lacazi, which literally means the great Shia. elephant is what he's calling his mother now. So. She's a cedar nipples. Oh my God.

Big and gray. Scaly. It's gross. He runs this very poor country. He's the last, like, full monarch in Africa. Okay. He is polygamous.

He has 15 wives. Oh, good for him. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Well, he's committing. He's committing. He's committing. You know, I just spent the weekend.

Girlfriends, 50 wives. That's commitment. Listen, man, I just spent the weekend with my one wife and 15 sounds awful yeah at least you 12 like one wife a month or something i think i don't know should be a reality show and i had a hard time finding how many children he had there's a lot of different sources it literally ranges from 12 to 100 children this guy has like an NBA player perhaps perhaps and now he like he'll appoint the prime minister and stuff but he literally has to ask his mother for advice oh okay because she's like the queen that she's the great she elephant

of course you have to what is creepier that a guy who has to go to his mother to ask her for things. Like, what should I do, mom? This guy's a 52 year old man now. Okay. So he's been doing it since he was 18 and he's 52 now? Yeah. He should be good at it by now. He should be yeah, but he's not. Okay. You guys may be, may be shocked to hear this, but in Africa they sometimes have an HIV problem. Okay. So he came up with a solution to fixing this problem. He was going to ban all sex by all minors. If you're a minor, you can't have sex. That's a good, that's a good rule. It is. Had that rule for like what? Four or five years? now?

It is a good rule, except two months later he found a really hot 17-year-old he wanted to bang, so he married her. I always point this out in New York State, where we are, 17 is legal. You might call a reminder. Right. You know how many times he's had this conversation with the police officer? I imagine it at the side of the road, he's been pulled over. But when you're the one who makes it illegal to bang someone under 18 and then you see

a hot one and you're like, no, no, I want that. You know, he was 36 the time. He married her. But in order to do that, he had to pay the penalty, which is, of course, he had to give the council a cow. So he had to buy a cow just so he could bang this 17-year-old girl. Is this a fairy tale? What's going on right now? It's the best fairy tale.

What year is this, right? This happened in 2005. Okay. Yeah, okay. Well, that was a long time ago. Back when you traded cows for sex. Yeah. he's accused of a bunch of human rights violations

jailing all journalists who you know go after him or something and things like that you know restricting freedom of speech huge poverty problem there 58.9% of Africa in Africa what 58.9% of the people there make less than a dollar 90 a day American that's like a bunch of vitties yeah how bad is it Here's an interview with one of his advisors, Vinnie, please play clip one.

He's committed to fighting HIV and he wants all children to get an education. But both those projects have been affected by a lack of funding. The government wouldn't make someone available for Al Jazeera to interview, but we did speak to one of the King's advisors. We're literally at a welfare state level now. That's what the involvement of the King is appreciated, should be appreciated. Instead of looking at empty things like democracy, what are you going to eat? Are you going to eat with democracy?

He'll be a hundred slave. That's terrible. I would like to make note, too. If you watch the video, he is doing this interview in a lawn chair by the pool. That's for a rins. Man of the people. So you would think, well, this guy, you know, they don't have money. It's not his fault.

you know, I'm sure he's good with money and stuff. Vinnie can go ahead and play clip two for me. Sure, Brian. Now, the king has bought 19 Rolls-Roy's cars, including a customized Rolls-Royle-S-U-V for himself, all worth a weeping $231.5 million. In 2018, that is last year, the 50-year-old monarch got a birthday gift for himself,

a plane and an airport worth $2.6 billion. He bought himself an airport, airport for his birthday. A plane and an airport. I wonder if like the second thing was like, oh, shit, where am I going to put this thing? Better buy an airport, too. Yeah, I mean, you get to get a pony. You got to get a stable.

Right. Yeah. His country is so bad. He literally changed a name in 2018 just so he'd go, new country, who this? Nice. So that is my case for King Maswati for creep. All right. The creepiest creep.

If you can't pronounce it, you can't vote for it. mini what do you got buddy you got uh someone creeper than a hair smeller i believe i do car you're second right now well okay we'll see i believe i do uh so here here's the story my guy has the longest reign of any of the people we're talking about here because he was the active last king of scotland until 2003 when he died ladies and gentlemen my creep this week he was known as the ugandan butcher please put your heads together for my creep Idiom on, baby. Again, we said 21st century, and you're going to talk about all shit that happened

in the 20th century. You fucked up last week this way, too. You're doing it again. I don't know what you're talking about. You're the worst with rules. So, Vinny, tell us what he did between 2000 and 2003. Yes, right. Died slowly.

But hold on. I actually am going to. We're going to get there. Okay. And ladies and gentlemen, I hope. Oh, retard alert. Retard alert class. I hope you are all prepared for a very detailed, detailed.

detailed detailed conversation about Ediavod. Let's just say that he started off in 1946 joining the King's African Rifles. If you didn't know this, Uganda was controlled by England, and he

joined as a cook. And during this time, he became the Ugandan light heavyweight boxing champion. The guy was six before. Did you say white heavyweight? That's what it says. He was the light heavyweight. Yeah. He was the light heavyweight. Okay. He was the light heavyweight.

heavy weight. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. From 1951 to 1960. He was 6'4, 230 pounds this fucking guy. Wow. He was a big, big boy. At that point, Uganda got a second boxer. Now, I would like to read you a quote about what are the people who served with him, who played rugby with him while he was in the military. He said, Eidiamine is a splendid type and a good rugby player, but virtually bone from the neck up. He needs things explained to him in words with just one letter. Okay?

So we're talking about someone who is not very bright. He wanted to be something a little bit more in the military, and he found a way to work his way up the ladder. While he was part of the British Colonial Army, he started to develop a very bad reputation as somebody who would torture people

during interrogations. People who were supposed to be arrested would suddenly end up dead. The British, nonetheless, kept promoting him. That's right, Carl. He kept getting promoted. The more brutal he was, the more he was getting promoted. It sounded like the British other creep in this one.

Absolutely. The first sign of a sadism came after they decided to make him a commissioned field officer. He carried out the Turkana massacre. There was basically these people in Kenya that were rustling cattle. And they said, go stop them. And he said, I will stop them. I will cut the penis off of anyone that I catch. Russell and Cattle

He basically ended up Destroying Villages The people started complaining What they complained about that? Yeah Oh yeah Excuse me, sir My dick is cut off

I would like my dick back Please Bodies were exhumed from pits And it became clear That the victims had been tortured Beaten to death And in some cases buried alive

This guy could have been a Rochester cop He's fucking good Okay Oh my His actions in putting down the Takana Rebellion brought him to the attention of Uganda's first prime minister, Milton Debote, and he promoted the hulking young fighter to the position of deputy commander of the army. He was also putting commands of the first battalion of the Ugandan army.

Okay, so you cut all those guys' dicks off? You're in charge of the army, dude. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, man, I am. So the first thing he does, he got to a little bit of trouble in the cargo. Later that year, Bammin became entangled in a scandal involving the smuggling of gold and ivory. President Frederick Mottese II demanded his investigation. Aboate responded by making Amin general and chief of staff and tasked him with the strong handling of the situation. He then had five ministers arrested and named himself as president. That's how you do it. He was stealing gold and ivory. He gets caught. The president of the Congress was like, I demanded an investigation. His president is like, well, this is the guy who cut

all the dicks off. He couldn't have done anything wrong. And he promotes him again. And then he goes to the Congo, arrests a whole bunch of people, and then declares himself president of the Congo. Should we go to the Congo become president? Sounds like it's easy to do. It's fucking unreal, Carl. The story is crazy. So then the president of Uganda, they start getting into a little bit of a tiff, and our boy Edie decided to try to assassinate him. Meanwhile, tensions had developed between a Boathe and a men. It he had focused on recruiting soldiers from his own tribe in order to build up his personal following. Then it was proven that he had indeed been behind the attempt on Abote's life. At the same time, it was revealed that he had

misappropriated 40 million shillings from the military operations fund. In 1970, Abote had uninspired his position as commander-in-chief of the army and instructed his attorneys to prepare a prosecution against him. To avoid arrest, Amman fled to Kampala. From there, he waited for his opportunity to strike back. So he waits so the president leaves the country, goes back, kills everybody, it says, I'm in charge now, and took over Uganda. That's what he just did. The president was out of the country. He comes flying back, realizes that Edie Amin just took over the country and flies and flies away and doesn't come back.

So he's technically still safe. Did the president call fives? No. Oh, then it's fair game. Hey, Vinnie, what's the name of the show? Is this the creep off? Is that what it's called? Oh, Carl, please, just hang in there.

Are you familiar with what creeps are? Edie, I mean, was also illiterate. Okay. So one of the first things he did was he started creating his own killer squads, which he actually gave a really cute nickname, the Public Safety Patrol. Okay? They were tasked with killings, soldiers suspected with being loyal to the old president. So the first thing he does is he has all these people who are members of different tribes

go to have this meeting with him, the new president. And the ones that were part of the Christian tribes, he made them go into these halls, and then they just threw grenades in. He just murdered them all. He killed every single trained officer in the army in his first six months of being there and replaced them with people who were herding sheep two weeks before because they were loyal to him. It's terrible, but it's really terrible. Okay, I'm not done yet, guys.

You're going to have a lot of fun with this next part. Assassinations became routine and extended to those even just associated with the old British regime. Then British businesses and property began to be confiscated by the government. British and Jewish residents were expelled. Great Britain and Israel responded by cutting off all diplomatic relations with Uganda. Those countries also stopped supplying garments to the region. They've had worse things cut off. Okay, that is correct.

He gets into a really big pissing fight with Israel and they cut him off so he can't get weapons from anymore. So he goes to Libya and the Soviet Union and makes deals with them. so then all of a sudden he becomes the biggest Hitler fan you've ever seen Carl he said this during an interview Germany is the right place where when Hitler was the Prime Minister and Supreme Commander

he burned over 6 million Jews this is because Hitler and all the German people knew the Israelis are not people who are working in the interests of the people of the world and that is why they burned the Israelis alive with gas in the soil of Germany and I'm going to hit retweet oh whoops

oh shit Oops. So, he loves Hitler. In fact, in another radio interview, he said that Hitler was, quote, an outstanding leader, and he planned to erect a monument in his memory in eastern Uganda at a spot where they had been a World War I battle between British and German forces. God, if he keeps talking like this, Nick Cannon's going to love him. Be careful.

Jesus Christ. So now he's got beef with England, too, right? He became the chair of the Organization of African Unity, OAUA, U.A.U. you, advocating that the continent completely sever relations with the West. He even went as far as to declare that he, not Queen Elizabeth, was the head of the Commonwealth. In accordance with this belief, he then awarded himself the Victoria Cross. That is correct. You don't guess you if you don't ask for it.

That is correct. And he also started giving himself some really interesting titles. Here was his official title. His Excellency President for Life Field Marshal, Al-Hadi, Dr. Edie Amandata, V-C-D-O-S-M-M-C, Lord of All the Beast, of the earth and fishes of the sea and conquer of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular. I just have one question

for you, Benny. Yeah. What don't you fucking understand? Okay. I also think you wanted to fuck Queen Elizabeth. Well, hear me out. He used to fuck with her all the time. He once sent her a telefax that stated, quote,

Dear Liz, if you want to know what a real man is, come to Kampala. Then to celebrate her silver anniversary of her coronation. He sent her in other facts, requesting, not even requesting, demanding she mail him her underwear. Can I point something out, Brian?

Please do. You're new to the show here. Yes. We made it clear over text messages 21st century. And when he's talking about faxes. Relax. He's talking about creepy faxes. He still was in power when he died in 2003. What Snapchats did he send her?

Right. Can we please try to get something? If people can relate to you on this? Oh, Jesus Christ. Was there a telegraph that he said that was creepy? What else you got, Minnie? Please just trust me. Trust me, people. Stay with me.

All right. So he took a steamboat over to England and then what happened? He basically was just fucking with the queen. He was like, We received a fax your majesty. It says, fuck her right in the pussy. He was just sending her fucking troll faxes.

Yeah. Fucking with the queen. He then decided who the scapegoats needed to be for the account. in Uganda. In August, 172, he set his sights on reforming the economy. In doing so, he identified a scapegoat for the country's financial woes, and that was the Asians. His solution was drastic.

All Asians, even those holding British passports, were expelled from Uganda. He later revealed that he had been given the message to expel the Asians in a vision from God himself. That's right. God told him to get rid of the Asians. And so what he did was, after he got rid of all of them, he took all of them. them. He took all of the British company stuff, he took all the Asian people stuff, and started giving it to his troops. Okay? Then things started getting a little bit crazier. Uh, lots of murders, guys. Lots of murders. Unlike many other brutal dictators, our men took a personal hand in slaughter. In fact, he rather seemed to revel in it. He would personally torture people and then feed their heads to crocodiles. He also proudly spoke about eating the flesh of his enemies. And as we've already seen, he had a thing for preserving their heads in his fridge. Ladies and gentlemen,

Edie Amin was a he was a fucking cannibal. Yeah. That is a creep. You can't sit here and tell me he's not a creep, Carl. He was a fucking cannibal. He was a 20th century creep. I totally agree with you. Carl, he was a 21st century creep and I'm going to explain why. Relax. Please do. Because the last thing I heard was 1972.

On one day, on one day, Carl and Uganda. He ordered 4,000 disabled people be thrown into the Nile to be torn apart by crocodiles. Cripple Jesus? Cripple Jesus.

Would have gone right in. And thus, the first Paralympics were born. Could you imagine being the crocodiles and having to fight them off? They're strong. I see what you did there. I hate you so much. Let's talk about another little situation that happened.

He liked to party, On one infamous occasion, a man was hosting a state dinner at his palace, and halfway through the meal, he left the table only to return with the frozen head of brigadier Solomon Hussein in his hands. There's aghast guests didn't know where to look as he proceeded to direct a barrage of abuse at the head and then throw cutlery at it. Dinner and a show. He kept people's... Senator John's still auditioning for that. Carl. He kept his enemy's bodies in freezers.

and he used them to cook. I like the one report was like they kept them in the fridge. Like he has one refrigerator and it's just like mayonnaise, human head, ketchup. I mean, it was Uganda. Right. You don't complain. If you have an ice box, congratulations, your majesty. Mr. President, they call you.

So listen, there was a biopic. Some of you may have heard of called The Last King of Scotland where they talk about a little bit about his cannibalistic tendencies. Well, there was another movie made about him. And I have a clip for you. And I think this is a little more accurate to what he was about. This is from a movie called The Rise and Fall of Idi Amin. Here you go, guys.

I have been informed that Chief Justice Kiwanuka met a very untimely death. He was my best friend, you know? The culprits of this terrible crime should be brought to justice. The killers must have been a boat of gorillas. I want to see the body of my friend. Get out. I must pray for Kiwanuka's soul alone. Excellency.

We're watching He's carving into a skirt. He's carving into a skin. Now. Yeah, he was eating, fash. Yeah, he was eating flesh. Yeah, he was eating flesh. off of the corpse. All right, so

your creep is a movie now? Like, what the fuck is going on with you? He's a cannibal. He's a goddamn cannibal. What the fuck is going on with you? My creep this week is Freddie Kruger. You know what this guy did? Oh, my God. He's like the people's dreams. All right, all right. Holy shit. He kept the

organs of people that were his enemies in his freezer and he would cook with them, Carl. Yeah, I hear you. Is there a fast forward button on this creep? Yeah. Holy shit. He got run out of Uganda and while he went on exile he lived a lap of luxury in Libya until he died now here's the thing Brian thank you for being so succinct with your creep it was great you did a brilliant

presentation you asked me what he did in 2003 well yeah well he was in exile in Libya yeah a mechanic who worked for the company that maintained the aircraft leased by amon well in exile claimed that pieces of flesh and stains from bodily fluids had to be constantly cleaned from the aircraft. Supposedly Amin would invite guests for a pleasure cruise kill the unfortunate soul, cut them up, eat what he wanted

and throw the leftovers out over the Red Sea or the Arabian Gulf. So he didn't take, you know like the Native Americans would use every part of the Buffalo. No. This guy took what he wanted and threw it out. And he was a self proclaimed dictator and the last

kick of Scotland which made him a world leader until he died in 2003. Well, he was still fucking eating people. He had a very long rain. He was a fucked up psychopath, and he is the biggest creep you've ever heard, and he did overlap into the 21st century, and you can all suck my dick.

He ended with hearsay. The last thing you just said it was hearsay. Some guy said, All right. I didn't even bring up my whole thing about the Embeddy airport incident. Yeah, good. It's enough.

Put it in the show notes, but if you want to read more about it, They can read. Minnie. We want people to vote on the creepop.com, right? Go vote for you. You think we're up

brought the biggest creep? The biggest 21st century creep. Biggest 21st century creep. And, uh... I may have misunderstood the assignment. It's great. I like how it started with, can you believe he sniffed hair?

He's a hair sniffer. Is there anything more creepy than that? then Vinny brought into that story, like, oh my God. Yeah, but was either of your creeps nicknamed Creepy Joe? No, yeah, mine was. No, they called him King Misswati Creepo. Okay, my bad. King Creepid Joe Boswati.

Well, congratulations, Brian McBride. Just beat Carl. Everybody please vote for Brian this week. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I guess. You got any voicemails this week, Vinny? Yeah, we certainly did. A lot of people were not very happy with me last week. Okay.

Don't forget that this voicemail segment is brought to you by the good folks in Syracuse. The Creep-off voice bail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse. Looking for some fine cuisine, check our specialty, chicken fingers. See you in Syracuse. Ah, that was a good one. See you in Syracuse, everybody. Also, salt potatoes. Yeah.

An amazing invention. Syracuse had to realize you can put salt on potatoes. There's only so many things I can say about Syracuse. Please stop bringing things up. Oh, sorry. Mr. McBride knows his potatoes. Fuck you, Vinnie. You can't just take half an hour

to tell us about a creep and then say, oh, I'm sorry for taking so long. No. At least have the, at least own it, motherfucker. I voted for Carl this week because of that. Fuck you. Goodbye. Wow.

I like that guy. Well, you would. Holy fuck, Benny. The reason you fucking win every week is because nobody, everybody fucking forgets Carl. fucking anything that's a story that you're stuck I die of

Jesus fucking Christ Hurry the fuck up, Batso No, I refuse You've learned nothing from this You even listen to these voicemels You curated these and yet you've learned Nothing It's unbelievable

Maybe I'm just being a creep I got a voicemail for us Vinny Okay One came over on the WATP hotline Hey yo hot caller This is a message for your little Stry podcast We got with that fat sack of shit

Vinnie Pullian No. Jesus. Consequence, Patrick Mahone's haircut. Whether you gotta grow that shit out, wear a wig, whatever. You gotta rock that shit, son. Call me back. Mahomes haircut.

I like that. I can see you in the Mahomes haircut, Vinny. I think that'd be a good look for you. I kind of like it. I'm gonna tell my girl Lee Marie about that. All right. Here's another one. Hey, guys.

Vinny. ATK did all his shit in the 70s and 80s. Yes. The biggest creep of 2005. You failed. Yes. all wins this week. Also, just a general comment on your

scoring here. You got it all mixed up. The loser of last week should be getting a point and the first loser to get five points in a row spins the wheel. That way when guys like Kaia come on the show and blow you two the fuck out, you both lose and both get a point towards the consequence.

There, I just solved your problems for you. Go fuck yourself. That does make sense. That makes a lot of sense. I don't like it. Why? I mean, it's going to be confusing now because we've had this going for so long, but that actually makes a lot of sense. It does. It's all right. Damn it. All right. Here's another listener who makes a lot of sense.

Hey, Vinnie, just want to say, I love the show, and you are a handsome, sexy man. You really need to get Kai on as a permanent host and replace that club-footed value brand, Forrest Gump, that you call Carl. Yeah, that's pretty much odd to say. I think Kai, Kai, the permanent host, he's great. Carl sucks shit he's basically the Maddox year Dick Masterson all right

coming back work number is 1,800, 273, 8255 Is it a rule on this podcast that like all fans have to really, really hate one of you? It's not supposed to be but

it seems to be It seems like that's how it's netting out a little bit. So can I just say that that number 1,800, 273, 8255, I called because I wanted to thank this fine listener. Sure. It's a suicide hotline.

so minnie's here with us for another week that's good we talked about the lunch all right last one another caller makes some sense all right so i've been touching up on these and fucking really carl you think nobody's ever seen indiana jones fucking retard that that's it i'm all viny now viny winnie people's champ carl spin the wheel for eternity you fat you fat Bucktuce to fuck it Jesus Christ

Yeah I agree What is he talking about You said when I did the story About the girl ripped the beating heart Out of her mother's chest Yeah yeah yeah You were like nobody seated you at Jones When I played

I said it was a reference from 40 years ago That's what I said That movie came out in the early 80s Idi Amin loved it Right Okay so listen I have to talk So wait a second

I'm a bucktooth retard Yeah Because I thought you had a Jones came out a long time ago. Yeah. Jesus, people are mean. Yeah, well, what's up with these people? Our fans are bullies. They really are.

They hate us both equally. So I have to talk about my consequence. Stuttering John has turned me down. Oh, it's official. It's official. You even offered him money. Oh, yeah. And he's not going to do it.

I think I got the carl stink on me. I think he could smell me. Yeah, no shit. He can smell me in California. Yeah. Over the smell of Old Coors Lake cans. He can still smell me. So listen, I'm going to do a show, and I have a big announcements about it.

Oh, good. The Bachelor podcast that you requested. I officially have a name. Yes. We have a tight. We have a cool logo. All right. I have a co-host.

Oh. And ladies and gentlemen, I like to announce my show, Creeps and Roses. Yes. Looks awesome. Thank you. I want to be on that show. Can I co-host one week? You have to watch The Bachelor, though.

I know. I'm not going to do. The Bachelor podcast will be. out hopefully we will have our first episode out in time for Valentine's Day everybody and my new co-host ladies and gentlemen he doesn't need an introduction to your WATP fans

he reached out to me ladies and gentlemen my co-host will be PJ Phileum everybody PJ is going to be my co-host and the reason to be it is he claims that he had his wife hate watch the Bachelor together oh so he's already familiar oh he's very familiar he watches it all the time

he's got the skinny so he could probably explain and help me walk through this bullshit because I am going to watch it. I know that's part of the fucking deal. So look out for the first episode. We Are Assholes is the spreadsheet podcast that he does. The spreadsheet show. Yeah, the spreadsheet show.

All right. So new show coming out with PJ. Carl, are you ready for a scum parade? I am ready for a scum parade. Let's go. Because Vinny's a creep. And Carl's a widow. I'm not kidding.

They're both a gendered psychopaths with no business citizen of life society And they're going to take you on a scum parade You know I agree with imbecile Wilhelm That song does not kill any of the momentum leading into the scum parade segment of the show You think he's up a little more upbeat

But you know, I know how to do what you're ready Ladies and gentlemen hailing from Rochester, New York 79-year-old man Jesse Zek was charged with second-degree murder. That's right, 79-year-old man charged with second-degree murder. He must have really wanted it in connection with the death of his wife, Sandra Zek, 75, inside the garage of the pair's home at SOTUS Bay last Thursday. Deputies were called to the seat just before 10 p.m. Thursday after neighbors called 911, noting that Jesse Zek was acting in a suspicious manner inside the garage. The deputies found Sandra had been suffered significant trauma to the head. He is accused of Fadley beating her to death with a fucking hammer.

He is an 79-year-old man and she is a 75-year-old woman. You know, because this is a local story, Vinny, I was able to obtain actual audio from when this went down. Oh, wow. It's helpful. Let's hear it. Awesome. Let's hear it. Yeah.

Very inappropriate. But I do like it when somebody calls their shot. You know what I learned here? a 75-year-old woman's skull is so brittle and paper-thin that even a 79-year-old man could penetrate it. Now, they'd been married for a while, right? Yeah, they lived in the house or 40 years. So he's probably been thinking about doing this for a while, right?

Yes. He didn't want to do it in the living room. He waited until he got her out to the garage, probably by the garbage kids. I find it kind of inspiring that a man his age can still achieve his dreams. Yes, I agree. Also, you're never so old that burning the meatloaf is okay. let's all agree on that you don't get a pass

you don't get a pass on that the police said there's so many dinners left the police said there was no previous history that the authorities are aware of at that residence there was never any fighting or anything like that but Jesse Zach Platton not guilty he's like wasn't me good luck yeah she walked into the hammer

yeah she fell down the stairs into the hammer it was natural causes but yeah he is in Wayne County Jail without bail deputy said so this next story my wife even knew about this one but holy fuck the things people do for attention on the internet Carl they'll make light of atrocities and create a stupid contest with their friends can you imagine an Illinois woman is charged with pouring boiling water on her sleeping boyfriend

and recording it on Snapchat authorities say the boyfriend recalled watching skin fall off of his arms after his girlfriend doused him with a pot of hot water as he slept on the couch of their apartment. He frantically searched for his car keys, which his girlfriend had hidden. When he found him, he drove himself to the hospital. She posted the video on Snapchat with the following fucking quote, Carl.

I kind of feel bad now because he got second and third degree burns from face to waste. and they rushing him to burn center but oh well shrugging shoulder emoji bitch emoji blowing kiss still cried and beg me to drive him to the hospital end quote what a baby what an asshole the boyfriend was hospitalized at a burn unit for nearly two weeks as doctors performed skid graft surgeries for burns from the january second incident authorities say alexis sykes 22 was charged with the aggravated battery by caustic substance and aggravated domestic battery. She was arrested January 19th, the Mississippi, so she fled from Illinois to Mississippi because she knew she was in fucking trouble.

And they did not release a motive in this case other than she just wanted to entertain. She's a psycho bitch. Is she hot? Couldn't find a picture of her. I know. She sounds like she'd be hot, though, doesn't she? Just from that action alone, I would date her.

By the way, do you guys have any more room on that wheel? I think I just came up with something. Poor boiling water on a sleeping call-hows. We'll put that right next. back. Yeah, next to try crystal math. Wow. Social media is dangerous. Let's all agree on that. That's the real problem here. Like, we're joking you have to buy the silly rubber shoes and walk around in public.

She's like, I got an idea. We can top that. Silly rubber shoes. So, ladies and gentlemen, I have to tell you, I have a brand new favorite football player of all time. Oh. Carl, this story just has everything. It does. It's got everything that Vinny loves, the dolphins, pizza, everything. Could be better.

Former Miami Dolphins running back Mark Walton was arrested in Miami on Sunday at a pizza hut. According to TMZ Sports, he allegedly tried to smash a glass window at the establishment and subsequently got into a physical altercation with his cousin. The 23-year-old told police he was, quote, disrespected over the phone by one of the employees of the Pizza Hut when placing an order and allegedly went to the restaurant to confront the employee.

Hmm. I don't take no shit when I order a pizza either, but I use the app. Right. When he arrived to discover the order had been canceled and he got very upset. He started banging on the windows trying to push on

the door to gain entry to the business to confront one of the employees. Walton's cousin attempted to get him to leave only for Walton to allegedly fight back against him. Authorities charged Walton with trespassing and disorderly conduct. The Cincinnati Bengals selected Walton in the fourth round in

2018. They released him in April 2019 following three separate arrests during the offseason. He signed with the Miami Dolphins ahead of the 2019 season. The Dolphers are like this guy seems all right. Let's bring him out of the team. Listen man, South Beach, baby. He'll fit right in. Yeah. His

run there ended in November 2019 after he was charged with aggravated battery for allegedly punching a woman who was pregnant with his child you know what i'm starting to think many it wasn't about the pizza hunt employee i don't i don't think it was the pizza hot employee that was a real jerk yeah i think maybe this guy has some issues he needs to work he bites huh you know i have a fun video if you like to see it yeah please this is mark walton uh this is a video of him for one of his arrest while he was in cincinnati this is the body cam video of him being tased by the police enjoy

Get on the ground! Get on the fucking ground, ladies. Get on the ground! Turn him on! Turn around! Turn around! He's getting up at an elite Adafel running back speed. Well, he wasn't touched. Bam! He six, two four, two four, two four, two four. I'm going to take a little cat corner. Hey, where you guys are?

Stop! Get on the ground! Get on the ground! Get on the ground! They get just a little bit more. And now he's all quiet. Squish the fish. How dare you?

Squish the fish. I found that video to be great. That's a real running back right there. I love the, he's trying to convince the guy that he's laying down to the ground while sprinting away from him. I am on the ground. I am. He was down on his stomach and popped up so quick and was full fucking speed away from the cop. And the cop still caught up with him because there was a fence.

there and just tased him in the back. Yeah, he fumbled at the one. And I believe the expression is hijinks ensued. You heard it here, folks. It was that lack of breakaway speed that kept him from going to the third round. Did he ever play in the NFL? Yeah, he wasn't bad. Oh, really?

Okay. No, I liked him. I was like, this guy was a real, this guy was a real steel. Yeah. There you go. I want to mark Walton number 22 Miami Dolphins jersey. Yes. Send me links.

I want one. That'd be fun. I would rock that all the time. And people go, who's that? I'll wear my O.J. Simpson jersey. You wear your Walton jersey. That's a good idea. Be a fun time. McBride, you could wear a Aaron Hernandez jersey. We'll be a real fun team.

I was going to go Ray Lewis, but Aaron Hernandez is pretty good, too. My old news guy, and the shoot-thrill used to show wearing a Ray Rice jersey. Just because he thought he was funny. It was funny. Our final creep this week is David Lee Huber. He's a 55-year-old child porn suspect who ran a computer consulting business. Of course he did. Can't get enough hard drives these guys.

Never enough hard drives. Bring the hard drives to me. You got to figure that this guy knows his way around one, obviously. Yeah. They say when you love what you do, you never work a day in your life. He's accused of shooting five federal agents, which is very... It's frowned upon in this country. Very naughty.

Yeah. This is very naughty. They were attempting to execute a federal court-ordered search warrant as part of the child pornography investigation they were involved with. Law enforcement sources told the Miami Herald that Huber set up a camera in his doorbell and was monitoring the agents as they approached his unit. Is that just a ring or did he literally put, attach it himself? I like how this journalist was like, there's a camera and a doorbell? This is crazy.

Like, dummy, everyone has this thing. He really thought it out. No cops are going to execute warrants and no one's going to steal one of his packages. Right. He then opened fire with an assault-style weapon through the closed door before killing himself. During the deadly incident, Huber, Faley shot Special Agent. Daniel Alphen and special agent

Lauren Schwarzenberger She sounds German She's one of yours, Carl Three other agents were wounded Including two who were transported To the hospital and stable condition The third agent did not need hospitalization The FBI said

And one of the wounded agents Was released from the hospital on Wednesday This guy owned a company called Computer Troueters He was shooting trouble I just thought that was Kind of ironic At first part of the Miami Herald

Hubert's previous run-ins with the law are confined to minor offenses. Minor offenses. Come on with the puns in the story. Court records show Hubert received two traffic tickets in 2016. Whatever. And that's about it. That's a warning sign. It is a warning sign.

It's a slippery slope. You're just getting paid by the word who gives a shit if he got a traffic ticket. They're just saying this guy had, I mean, he was kitty didlin. Right. I mean, I don't mind calling him a fucking pito. He's dead now. He shot himself in the head, and he murdered people who were just trying to do their jobs. I mean, what would have happened?

They would have gone in there. They would have found his hard drives. But you would think a guy whose businesses says he would know how to hide that shit better, you know? I'm guessing if the FBI showed up in his doorstep, they already had all the evidence they needed. Good call. Good call. It would be my guess. They don't come visiting.

They come when they mean business. He was probably messaging with these feds for months thinking that they were 12-year-olds. Usually how that goes down. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that is this week's scum parade. Brian McBride, I'd like to thank you for joining the show. Thank you. You were just a real treat to have here. Delightful.

The door's over there. I don't know if you realize this, but you're auditioning for Vinny's job because he's on his way out. And I thought he did a great job. All I'm going to say is that I promised you people a heel turn. Can he still do all the punishments? Because then I'm in. Yes. Yes.

That's a good idea. We don't hear from Vinny, but he still gave all of the consequences. I'm not talking to either one of you now. Vote at the creepoff. dot com for your creep this week if you want to follow us on instagram at creepoff pod i got to say fans i fucking adore the photoshops that we've been getting the one last week that jet did in the discord of uh the dr seuss cover if i own the zoo by dr noose yeah that was great i fucking loved that that was fantastic so shout out to you shout out to all of you guys um photoshop it away this week

we'll have some fun if you want to leave a voicemail the number is 585 3 7108 and if you want to email us the creepoff pot at gmail.com now last but not least before we leave i would like to let you know that the poll is up right this very second oh we got hall of fame the hall of fame poll is up right now okay you can vote for who you want to be the subject of our very first hall of fame episode your choice is prolific australian pedophile peter scully prolific american pedophile jared jared it's the olympics of pedophilia david david parker ray the toy box killer If you don't know about that story, holy fucking shit. And Yosef Fritzel, another one of your people, Carl.

Sounds like it. A smile talker. And currently right now, Jared Fogel is in the lead. So if you want to vote, vote now on our Twitter at Creepoff Pod. So we will see you next week. Remember, it's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice. Gia!

So, Vin, we got to do an entire show about two. Somebody is that one up here right now? We might have to. It's not enough to eat the shit. say, which is on the fact of that. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. I think that went children, just

smelling a thing and they're interested. I think that went well. We did it.