The Creep Off - Episode 52: "M" is For the Way You Murder Me

Episode Date: March 2, 2021

Today on our one year anniversary our pal Crippled Jesus joins us for a fun filled dive into the world of the depraved and disabled! We also get the exciting conclusion to the Crippled Jesus vs his professor saga: In the Scum Parade we meet a mom who really needed a break, and a tire shop employee who worked way to hard for a day off and finally we get an update on our favorite dumb stupid & dumb rapperCheck out Crippled Jesus Podcast “Who gives a Shit” right here ‎Who Gives A Shit? on Apple Podcasts

What's happening, C.J.? Not much. I'm just fresh off of losing a kangaroo court case. Yeah, I want to talk to you about that. Can we talk about that on the show? Many, is that all right? No. Come on.

It's important. Save that garbage. Save this. The WATP, if you want me to talk about it a little more. If you want people to actually hear it, you might need to call WAP. What I think is funny is if he tells us the confusion on this show, it means you have to listen to like five different. podcast to know the entire story.

This kid's just making the rounds. He really is. It's impressive. He's just rolling around town. It really is. All right. Yeah, it's a good thing all these podcasts are handicapped accessible. We had to build a ramp for Vinny on this show.

I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror shock. Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola Creepos joining us today

in studio via Skype and I need to add his source right here because fuck me Yeah, I'm not in frame myself I'm gonna screw with my camera a little bit I'm gonna fix you, there you go Oh, you got it? Yeah, buddy.

Oh, okay. How are you feeling there? I, uh, well, nope, my head is still cut off. Yeah, tip that up a little bit. All right. Tip that up a little bit. I'm going to add in our pal, CJ. We're usually more professional than CJ.

You're embarrassing me in front of my friend. Who's your friend? CJ. No, he isn't. Well, we are, we are both crippled, Carl. Uh, we connect him that way. That's true. Club fee and, uh, oh, yeah, that's a good point.

Whatever's wrong with you, CJ. I don't even know. Well, you, you, you're a Beatles man and you got British people teeth. So I kind of feel bad for you a little bit. Fine, and the sympathy, I deserve. I appreciate that. You have British people's teeth. That made me so happy to start the show.

So, CJ, today we let you pick the theme. But before we tell everybody what it is, let's take a second and review last week's show, shall we? because last week, we had a competition. It was just Carl and I. It was the creepiest talk show host. Carl brought in an oldy but a goodie, good old Pat O'Brien. And I brought a guy in from a Christian radio station in Michigan named John Bellew. And Carl, 61% of the vote.

Oh, it's like Vinny won this week. Please. We're going to make a pet. Man, this is a huge deal of scoring. Oh, I feel so good. Back to the winning way. all right well this is uh this is getting tense now because now it's three to three with a guest having one as well right so cj can try to get that up to two but uh yeah we're tied three to three

now for this now let me ask if i win this one do i get like casey feet picks or something once it for me um i'll let casey respond to that in the live show sorry this is the creep off you only get Vic feet picks. Oh, wow. I hear she has hooves. I get it. So Vinny, congratulations on your win. I really thought those Pat O'Brien voice mails would put me over the edge because they're so funny.

They are. They're just the greatest thing ever for a podcast. And by the way, whoever called and sexually harassed Casey on WATP. That was very funny. I laughed out loud. That was really well done. I think that was Pat O'Brien. Yeah.

I think he's off the wagon. No one wants to look, Casey's ass. That was very funny. So, all right. Crippled Jesus. You got to pick the theme this week. What is it, baby? Tell me what is.

We're doing creepiest cripple this week. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. It's creepiest handicapped person. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Handicapable. I'll give everybody a pass to say it because this is our word.

And you guys are cool enough to say it. Thank you. You really do have a gimmick, though, don't you? He's kind of leaning into it, literally. It's too bad it'll last my whole life, but at least I can milk some comedy out of it. Listen, man, honky-talk man is still doing that shit, so you might as well just stick with it, too. Vinnie's got pizza and Cripple Jesus has legs that don't work. Yeah, everyone's the whole thing.

Let's start off today. So the order is going to be very simple. I'm going to start off, and Carl is going to go second. And CJ, we are going to give you the honors of closing out this week's competition. All right, best for last. Sounds good. Sure, sure. Or, you know, sympathy.

Carl, rig that bell. Cripple fight! Today, my creepiest cripple is the worst kind of person. The kind of person who would record a woman's class, a woman who was just trying to make a world a better place by shattering the patriarchy. and take and then take that tape to a sea level

podcast to make fun of this hero. My creep today was born with club feet and has a very strange speech. A bit of it, my creep today is Carl. Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not allowed to be the creep. Okay, fine. It's not.

Because that would have been an easy win for you. I don't want that. It's not. I'm just having a little fun with everybody because they think the heel turn is coming and it just might be. But what are these days? My heels were turned quite a bit when I was born. That's what I heard. I heard you had to have doctors get involved.

Yeah. So Carl could play gym. So I could play gym. Smoking like a true fat guy. You know, I can't use my feet, but at least they're not quubbed. They're facing the right way. Yeah. Fair enough.

Today, my nomination for Creepiest Cripple is an infuriating douchebag and a career creep. His name is Alfredo Garcia. What do you say we get to know him? Let's get to know him. You're about to meet Alfredo Garcia. He's a three-time convicted felon, and he's filed more than 600 lawsuits against Southern California businesses,

saying they're not accessible for the disabled. That's right. Now, he himself? Alfredo Garcia is a paraplegic, disabled, and in a wheelchair since 1996. How did he get in this wheelchair? I'm sure everybody's wondering. What happened to this guy?

He was a felon before? Yes. Oh, yeah. He was selling. drugs, selling crack, selling guns, and I believe he was also breaking into homes and stealing cars. So he's not a good guy. But let's find out what happened to him that put him in this wheelchair. Mr. Garcia became disabled because he fell out of an avocado tree while intoxicated. Mr. Garcia's has felony. He fell out of an avocado tree while it dies. That's one of the

on your ways. So I'm just saying, yeah. He didn't exactly have a worthy incident to make, like, make you really have sympathy for him. The guy got fucking drunk in an avocado drink and fell out. I feel like if that was CJ's backstory, he would make something of that, though. You get to get a joke about. My name was Alfredo. I'd cripple myself, too.

So what's when I was Marinerer over here? So Alfredo fell out of the tree. And he heard himself. So what's the poor guy to do? I mean, he made a living being a criminal. sell a drug, sell it guds. That's a nimble man's game. Sure. So he found a new job.

Garcia's days are spent going from business to business, looking for violations like a bathroom mirror or a paper towel dispenser that's too high. These are the worst type of people. Carl, I fucking hate these people. This guy, when all is said and done, 891 lawsuits against local businesses in California. What a hero. Wow. What a hero.

Well, he says he's a hero. He was asked if he was going to keep suing people. Are you going to keep finally lawsuits? Yes. Yes? Yes. I'm doing it for disabled people. He's not doing it for disabled people.

He's doing it for himself. This guy... I ran up on this guy a little bit, and I do actually hate people like this because it's kind of like this. It makes us look bad. Yeah, he's a real piece of shit, this guy. Here's a good example of it.

But here's just, I want you to meet the victims. These are the business owners. Nearly everyone in this room has been sued by one Southern California man. The mirror is probably, it was about two inches too high. The toilet paper was too high. They're attacking us. It's gangster style. They ask for $8,000. It's nothing but extortion, is what it is.

This is a big business for him. Is every person that video a cartoon character? Just about What country is this? That would be Southern California Here's a good little video of him here I want you to meet him This is him on camera

Somebody was trying to ask him about his little racket Sorry, everything's running a little slow today I believe me crippled Jesus This episode is just a problem So well you know I'm not renowned for running I'm not renowned for running anything either To be honest with you

This guy, he's just a piece of shit He gives a middle finger to the camera He doesn't care He was asked why does he do this And he had a really simple answer Tell me why you file Lawsuits Why not?

Why are you what I do? Why do you file these lawsuits? Why not? He didn't he was expecting that question? What the fuck? He doesn't care For that? Every time you file a lawsuit, Carl,

you have to pay filing fees Okay, right? But here's the thing If you could claim that you don't have money guess who pays for it and you the taxpayer are paying for Garcia's lawsuits

in almost every one of the hundreds of cases eyewitness news reviewed Garcia requested and was granted a fee waiver from the courts isn't the whole point of that fee so he doesn't have a ton of frivolous lawsuits you can't just file 891 this guy has no money to pay the $300

per case filing fee that he's supposed to pay for these but he has the money for a personal lawyer to come to court And let's, before you, we judge him too harshly. Let's hear what his lawyer has to say. I challenge anyone to come and sit in a wheelchair and go around with one of my clients every day and see if they still think these lawsuits are fearless at the end of the day. I don't really sue people.

I'm more of a guy that gets lawsuits thrown on them. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, you're not exactly, you know, dealing with the problem. you are the problem. Right. So, yeah. Yeah, I understand that.

I want to show you something. This guy and his lawyer had a real great system worked out. Carl, check this out. Watch his video. Big cluster around the courthouse. Klein created this visual aid for the trial. Push pins to represent a few hundred of the LA businesses Garcia has sued. I did run into some difficulties because there were times where his work was so geographically dense.

It's just every spot of it. But there wasn't room for all the pushpins. There wasn't room for all the pushpins for the way he did it. He would just go to a neighborhood and spend a week going around a neighborhood and making lists of places to sue. So this guy really, really sucks. California is fucked. Can I just point that out? And I'm not saying New York is any better because we have similar people in this state doing similar things.

You want to guess what this motherfucker got per case? He has a steady source of income, which comes from filing these lawsuits. Some of those cases, you know, he walks away with two. Sometimes he walks away with $4,000 or $5,000, sometimes more. Here's the fact of the business. These lawsuits cost way more money to defend than they cost to settle. Yep. So they just throw him a few thousand bucks and he goes away.

There's the gimmick. Yeah. CJ, after the show, can we chat? I have a business proposition for you. Absolutely. All right. I'll see you in Detroit. I'm on my way.

I get a cut of this, right? Don't get shot, buddy. Yeah, don't wheel through Detroit. The more we learn about the scumbag, more things come out. So he gets deposed by a small business's lawyer. Listen to what they find out. Garcia admits to violating his probation by snorting cocaine and smoking pot. He also admits he's not a U.S. citizen, doesn't have a green card, and bought two Social Security cards off the street.

Yeah, Carl. What? He's not a U.S. citizen? He's not even a citizen. he fucking has conned the system every fucking way they go and he was a career criminal before he fell out of a tree and stumbled fucking literally ass backwards into fucking doing this.

I can't believe a guy named vodka sauce isn't a U.S. citizen. What a shocking twist. What does he do after this deposition because he's so pissed off at that lawyer? Attorney Arthur Barron's took that deposition while representing El Civece Loco. During a break, Garcia asked to use the restroom at Barron's office.

He came in and used the men's room, but the real purpose of it was to measure our sink and the toilet height and the height of the safety rails for the handicap, just to determine if he could find a violation. Garcia then filed a lawsuit against the attorney as well. Yep. Yep. That old chestnut. What was the name of the business they were in, El Covecce Loco?

Yeah, something like that. I don't even know what that means. I mean, doesn't it mean something crazy? Yeah. Probably. I don't know that I would hire that attorney. The crazy cripple. So check this out.

Then in another deposition, he basically flat out admits why he doesn't. In a deposition, Garcia admitted the lawsuits help pay his bills and that he feels, quote, lucky whenever he finds an alleged violation. Basically bounty hunting. Carl is so annoyed. I love watching your face during this right now. Well, Vinnie, you and I happen to know a fella around this neck of the woods. Oh, yeah. I'm taking a lot of personal delight.

this. Yes, who has gone after businesses that you're very close to you. God after businesses. He's gone after a certain host of this show. Yes, I know. And it isn't Carl. No, it's not me this time. Who was that girl who tried to get you fired? That would be Marissa Jones. Yeah, I have my own Marissa Jones, ladies and gentlemen. And I will never give him the satisfaction of mentioning his name. So through all of this, he's suing and he's suing and he's suing hundreds of businesses. It did backfire on him one time. Yay. Garcia demanded $12,000 from La Casita

Mexicana in Bell, saying its bathroom mirror was too high. He says that the bathroom mirror is too high. He demands $8,000 for this. Oh, $12,000. I'm sorry. For a fucking mirror. For a mirror being too high. Now, here's... Here's the thing, though. There is a decorative mirror in this bathroom,

but then there's also a mirror that goes down to the floor to the top of the back of the door of the bathroom. Okay. So there is a full length mirror in there, and then there's this other small mirror. Is there one over the stall, too, so I can watch? Even better. There's a camera over the door.

Oh, boy. We kneel right away here with this cam. Garcia says he ate at Lacassita four times, but surveillance video from those four dates shows no one in a wheelchair visiting the bathroom, which, by the way, has a full-length mirror attached to the door. So, he claims he went to this place. Yeah. He was never there.

So he's not even doing the work anymore. Seriously, like, you could just go there and shit up the place. Why not? We're able to determine that Mr. Garcia had never even been to the restaurant. That's what landed Alfredo Garcia in this Huntington Park courtroom yesterday. So he has to go to explain why he filed this lawsuit after never even being there. Right. The whole thing gets dismissed, but it continues to backfire.

Lacassita fought back, suing Garcia for abusive process. Lacasita won, but Garcia refused to pay the $5,000 in down. I don't have no money. You've had almost a year to pay him his money to give him information. Garcia tells the judge he doesn't have the money. What does the judge do at this point? You are found to be in direct contempt this first. You are ordered, we're managed to the county jail.

Garcia is led away, but then... Once he was put in, being taken into custody, Mr. Garcia had a change of heart and all of a sudden he produced a check for the full amount. Oh, yeah, what a piece of shit! I want you, why. Don't you fucking hate this guy, Carl? God damn it. I fucking hate this guy so much. God, damn it.

Through all of this, he's doing this for a good five years. They deport him. He finally gets caught. He admits also to paying zero taxes on any of this money. Okay? Would you like to know the grand total? Based on his previously disclosed settlements, eyewitness news can estimate Garcia has collected $1.2 million from his lawsuit so far.

fees waived for Alfredo Garcia more than 213,000 taxpayer dollars. That avocado tree was the best thing that ever happened to have. Don't go under the avocado tree with anyone else but me. Fucking A. The news called him in Mexico to see how he was doing just to catch up with him.

Yeah. Eyewitness news reached Garcia by phone in Mexico. He told our producer to quote, mind your own expletive business and then he hung up. That was that. That's a good way to respond to that. He is an absolute piece of shit this guy. Yeah. fucking con the system took thousands of dollars out of the pockets of very hardworking small

business owners, all just trying to make an honest living. As crippled Jesus put it, giving handicapped folks a terrible name. We already hate them enough. We don't need examples like this to make us hate them more. Yes. Right. And I'd like to point out that you guys could fund my gambling addiction for a lot less than 1.2 million.

Wow, I don't know about that Yeah, gambling doesn't have like A limit to it It's like, oh, I'll just get 200,000 That's as much as I need to gamble with Yeah Well, I usually Get towed away from the table

When my chair dies That's my limit Interesting They tow you away You get there with a full charge And then just wait for it to die Yeah Have you ever had a giant fat man

With a weird voice Try to massage you while you're playing cards Oh, crippled jails Jesus. Vinny, we don't talk about that. Remember? No, I don't. Remember?

Sounds like a yes. All right. All right. Don't tell anybody about it. You ready for my creep? No. Oh, you still going? No, go ahead.

Yay. See, this is what Vinny does, C.J. Is that he lulls you to sleep with how log his story is. And then you are drained of energy and are not even prepared to present your creep. But I'm going to push through. and I'm going to present my creep is actually a pair of creeps. D.D. Blanchard

is the mother of one Gypsy Rose Blanchard. Gross. And D.D. was 24 when she had Gypsy Rose. Her husband at the time was only 18. They did not make it work, unfortunately. They got separated.

And so now you have Gypsy Rose who is living with her mom and just the two of them. She was born perfectly healthy, no issues at all. But this is her father explaining by the time Gypsy Rose was seven or eight all the things that were going on with her. Not long after, Theddy was saying that she was sick, problems, sleeping, epilepsy, and it just progressed from there.

Leukemia, paralyzed, muscular dystrophy, and she would have seizures. Chipsy was probably seven, eight years old. She's in a wheelchair now. She needs a feeding tube. Was Didi a good mother? I told Didi she was the best mother. There's no way I can do what she's doing. You have a sick child.

It's constantly 24-7 taking care of her and everything. I mean, I always praised her and told her good job. So here's this poor mother who's caring for this very, very sick child. She's in, she's wheelchair-bound, leukemia, there's a feeding tube. every disease you can think of. And then Hurricane Katrina comes around and wipes them out. They are now homeless from Hurricane Katrina. They stayed at a shelter for a little while.

Then they moved to Springfield, Missouri, where Habitat for Humanity built them a house. That's so nice. They were living off of donations, charitable donations, child support from the estranged father. And now, because this girl has such a sad story, they are living the life. In between hospital stays, Gypsy frequently jet sets across the country. Ball games, gala's,

the most magical place on earth, Disney World. Make a wish we're taking her down to Orlando. All expenses paid and everything. She even got to meet country superstars Miranda Lampert and then-husband Blake Shelton. Gross. Miranda Lambert came to Springfield a few times

and I think she gave me. D.D.M. Chipsy money. Yes, she did. Look at this $3,500 check from the singer's personal account, but that wasn't all. What must I do? Check her out posing with her favorite actors, Elijah Wood and Sean Aston

from Lord of the Rings. Those are her favorite actors? That's what I said dude. I was like, that's nobody's favorite actors. Please. She likes Elijah Wood, Sean Ascent, Miranda gave her $3,500, even though she's a multi-cagillionaire. If you're a celebrity and you got a couple of mill in the bank,

and you meet like someone in a wheelchair like say you meet crippled Jesus at the casino and you're going to give them money? How do you decide how much to give them? I'll tell you what the move is. This is what actual wealthy people do is they will hold an event and get all of their wealthy friends to donate.

They don't pay a dime. They just have a huge gala, have a giant party with fancy food and a DJ and entertainment. And then they're like, look at how much good we're doing in the world. And they write off the party too. And they write it all off.

The way God wrote off CJ's legs. Correct. Gone. Well, I don't know. Let's say, too. Let's say I meet Holly Barry.

We could also discuss alternative form of entertainment. Right. Yeah, I don't think it's going to happen for you, CJ. This girl was really

a sad story and was living the life because of it. Meeting all these celebrities. Jet setting around the world. Well, how much do you get from Miranda Lambert? It was 3,500 bucks.

Right, but like, how much should that doesn't seem generous. I don't even know who that is I've never even heard She's a country singer That's what they said They make a lot of money you know Is she still making money

Is she on the voice Is she what would I know her from I don't fucking like Like crippled Jesus to the show I just want to drag your creep presentation down All right fair enough You're doing a good job

I'm a sandbag and son of a bitch Let's talk about this girl's voice Now you've heard about all these elements That she has And seems like she's pretty down in their walk She also talks like a weird owl That voice is something you don't forget 2103

Weston Terway Springs Hill, Missouri There were comparisons to cartoon characters Ha ha! Hey! Look at me! A Purple Eachic! That's terrible! Did they just make her read her address? Did they just make the slow girl read her address?

That's actually her as an adult in that clip. How old is she in that clip? She's 20-something. I bet you she got. She had a job to be Mickey when she went to Disney World. She actually did not, CJ. She's not a Disney World these days. No.

So she's getting older now. She's a teenager and she wants to meet boys. She wants to have a wife. But she's with her mom 24-7. It's just constant. The two of them together. She meets a guy, Nick Go to John, on a Christian dating site. Ew.

And they fall in love. They have a joint Facebook page, D.D. and Gypsy. of course and everything on there is just about what amazing times they're having and they're meeting Disney characters and they're doing all this great stuff together all of a sudden there's a Facebook update

that's a little bit out of the ordinary but then comes the day when family friends Kim and David are horrified when something very different popped up on Gypsy and Dede's Facebook page a very vulgar post video of them scissoring the bitch is dead

and you talked over the fucking oh good play it again picture of them scissoring. It said the bitch is dead. So all of a sudden there's this post from their Facebook page, the bitch is dead. So these people call for a wellness check.

And the police show up. And this is the police officer describing what they found. We found D.D. Blanchard, deceased and of a violent nature. We're still actively looking for gypsy. The mom is murdered. and Gypsy's nowhere to be found, and they're assuming she was kidding. Now, what they're able to do is track down where that Facebook update came from. Authorities move quickly and hit pay dirt when they trace the IP address of those profane Facebook posts to Disneyland.

The small house 600 miles away in Big Bend, Wisconsin, at the home of Nick Godajon, Gypsy's boyfriend. So Nick Goadijan, this is the guy from the Christian dating site that they fell in love. Cripplemingle.com I know that one. That's a good one too, yes. Christian website's emotional cripple mingle. So basically this idiot doesn't know how to use ExpressVPN and he's posting on her Facebook page from his computer in Wisconsin.

So the authorities figure this out. And now because it's the boyfriend, they're a little more suspicious of what's going on here. Local teenage hero Gypsy Rose Blanchard could be the most unlikely murder suspect ever. A supposed paraplegic suffering from muscular dystrophy, epilepsy, leukemia, and confined to a wheelchair is now under

arrest. Both she and her boyfriend Nick charged with killing her mother. So I heard the word supposed it in there. Uh-huh, yeah. I picked up on that. Yeah. Because she was in love with her boyfriend, they figured out a way that she could introduce the boy to her mom. So they went to this theater and he was there. introduced and she was hoping that her mom would be cool with it

but instead her mom was like nope she forbade him from seeing him she said you can't have a boyfriend you're going to fuck up the gravy train right this is a very controlling mother this DD even though she put out that she was this amazing person caring for her sickly

child what was really happening was she was controlling the situation and it was a gravy train so they did confess to murder and this is Nick confessing to the murder. Okay, I'll admit it. I did actually stab her.

I will admit it. So when you're stab and D, where is she at? She's on her stomach. Other side of the knife. Yeah, she did. What was she saying? Stop. So what you just heard was the boyfriend confessing

to stabbing the mom to death. And then the mom was yelling gypsy's name. Now, Gypsy was in the bathroom, in the house, hearing her name getting called, and did nothing about it. And the crazy thing is, after the murder, this is what they're up to. Just moments later, incredibly, the couple says they have sex on Gypsy's bed, Dee Dee's body in the room next door. He just got done stabbing the mom to death. There's blood everywhere, and then they fucked. Yeah, you try not to get hard.

I know, right? Thinking about stabbing your mother-in-law. I'm just saying. These people are fucking nuts. So this is what you figured out here. It turns out that little pink house on Hope and Volunteer Way was actually the nerve center from which the so-called doating mother perpetrated an elaborate scam, braying on the sympathies of countless good Samaritans. We have unearthed the appearance of a long financial fraud scheme along with this tragic event.

Celebrities, charities, even cartoon characters all conned. Cartoon characters were cut... 2020 has some ridiculous reporting. Fucking snaggle push sent her a check. Oh my gosh. I can't believe I signed that check. Oh, uh, I feel bad for I better send her a check. So anyway, like you figured out there, this was all an elaborate con.

So Gypsy didn't know she wasn't sick, but she did know some of the shit was a little weird. Did you believe you were sick? There are certain illnesses that. I knew I didn't have. I knew that I didn't need the feeding tube. I knew that I could eat, and I knew that I could walk. But I did believe my mother when she said that I had leukemia. This poor girl was not allowed to eat.

She had a feeding tube in her when she could easily have eaten. She could have walked around. She never walked anywhere. She was always in the wheelchair. Triple Jesus, help me out. Who's the creep here? It's the mother, right? It's not the daughter.

And the mother was fine. Yeah, I would definitely say the mother is the creeper. Yeah, I think you guys are on to something. Listen to what happened when our friend Gypsy tried to run away. Gypsy says she did try and run away once, but Dee-D found her a few hours later, and there were consequences. She physically changed you to the bed. She physically chained me to the bed and put bells on the doors. Wow.

So that'll teach her. So she's like, she tried to escape. She's telling the kid she has leukemia. The kid believes she has leukemia. and she chained her to the bed. Can we talk about another creep in this story that we haven't even discussed yet? Whom. She saw

over 100 doctors throughout her life. Throughout her childhood and she's going through now the mom stole a prescription pad so they had tons of medications in the house. They found they found a ridiculous stash of drugs going on.

Prescription jugs. What a score. But how is it possible that these doctors were fooled? But while the paperwork might be fake, the pills and procedures were dreadfully real, including multiple gastrointestinal operations, eye surgeries,

even the removal of her salivary glance. What? Her records reviewed by ABC News show Gypsy was treated by at least 150 different doctors. And she's gone on to say now that she's never been sick in her life. She's never had anything. She has a lazy eye.

It's the only thing she says. So when you believe that doctors are the smartest people in the world, 150 doctors were duped by these idiots and actually performed procedures. So when a doctor says, don't wear a mask, wear two masks, they might be full of shit. All right, it's going to throw it out there. Here we fucking go again. Here we fucking go again. Down the goddamn rabbit hole.

Tell Dodgers to fuck off. They don't know what they're doing anyway. Don't trust anybody that I'm taller than It's the name of the episode Tell doctors to fuck off They don't know what they're doing So she got 10 years With a plea deal

Because she did tell Nick to kill her mom Okay Nick actually went through with that So he's serving life Right but she was basically a person with the lazy eye She'll be out So that doesn't make her a cripple Well I mean the mom had some mental issues

going on. Carl, what do you mean? This is the greatest cripple story ever. What are you talking about? I think so far Alfredo Garcia is in the lead. This is the greatest cripple story

ever. You got to be more about this nonsense. No, I think it's time to move on to cripple Jesus. I'm excited about his creep this week. I know you are. All right. And so this cripple is well known.

And Carl, you've had a couple run-ins with this guy. He's my time. I am bringing in Studying John. Oh, that sounds like a Twitter right there. All right. What's the

specific element that this crippled person, handicapped person has? Well, it is it's debatable whether or not some people think that he's faking the stuttering. I know there's a lot of talk about

that on the subreddit. I believe what leading experts called is alcohol-driven dementia. But, you know, whatever. So I have, I'm going to start chronologically how he'd been creepy. All right. This first clip is about, it's about a Heineken trip.

He was supposed to go on this trip, but he made Robin go. Why doesn't Heineken recognize me? Right. So finally, somehow or other, he winds up at a lunch with the Heineken people, with Gary. Right. And that's where this trip evolved from. So John. John was the impetus.

There was never going to be a trip. No, no, no, no, no, that's not true. They offered the trip as one of the things. But it came out of that lunch. So what? And it was to you and Gary. I decided I didn't want to go, but I don't know why me and you are now connecting at this Heinegan thing.

You were involved in it for how many months did you tell him you were going? I thought I was going up until a month and a half out, which was enough time for them to, you know, you know. They didn't book me a flight. I didn't cost me. Well, wait, wait, wait. Wow, Rod on the decision. So you feel you're taking the trip. So then John backed out of the trip.

Right. And the people at the station, for some reason other, were running around trying to replace him in the trip. They wanted someone else to go. A little bit of backstory behind that clip. The reason that John got that meaning was because he was calling Robin when she was off work and bagging him. Pretty please, pretty please. I want to be Heineken's main man. And he finally gets to the job and he doesn't even want to go.

So Heineken was a sponsor to the Howard Stern Show, right? Yeah, yeah. I got it. I got it. He was going to get a perk. He lies and almost all of these quips. Stuttering John lies, he don't say. What year is this from?

Do you know? 93, I believe. Okay. This next one, Robin Quivers, calls Stunning John a narcissist. That's all you need to know. All right, that's good. In fact, the reason he turned down this trip,

Heineken's never done anything for me. That's not why I'm... That's exactly what you said. You know what? You were really crazy. You got to go back to your car. You got to go back to therapy. You said it. No, I didn't. Don't sit there and pull the therapy card. You are seriously. Mr.

Pharmacomaceted. No, I'm not medicated anymore. No, I'm not. So he's basically just over there gaslight and poor Robin. Yep. Poor Robin. Yeah. And imagine, imagine being such a creep that through this whole clip I was sympathizing with Robin

and I hate Robin Yeah, Robin's pretty hateable And I just I can't imagine being so creepy that you make Robin look good Yeah, that's good Now this last one is Stuttering John claims that Robin

tried to kiss him Oh yeah, I remember this And I hear John claiming That Robin tried to make out with it In the car. Okay. No, this isn't true. This is just not true.

You don't think of the longest would not kiss John. Yeah, right. I'm sorry. I stepped all over your line there, CJ. I apologize. Well, somebody's got to do the stepping around here. Play my next clip. No means.

Oh, here we go. Robin? You say that. Robin. Robin, what happened? Go ahead. I had driven him home one day. And for months, he had, every once in a while, he'd just say, why don't you give me a kiss? Okay. I was just way before I was married. I don't want to kiss you. Get out of my car. Right. And so this would go on and on and on. And one day I drove him to someplace, and he would not get out of the car. He's like, come on, Robin, kiss me. Kiss me. Please kiss me. Give me a kiss. Just a little kiss. And I'm like, John, I have to go. Get out of the car. Oh, come on. Kiss me. A little kiss. What get it hurt.

and it goes on and on and on he won't get out of the car Howard it took 10 seconds by the way no it did not take 10 seconds finally I'm like okay I lean over he tries to jam his tongue in my mouth and I screamed and now he's been claiming ever since then that I tried to tongue kiss here's the truth you want to go ahead what's your version

the truth we pull over for 10 seconds pull over I didn't pull over I pull up no I imagine being so desperate for the feminine touch that you got to sexually assault Robin Quivers. Now, this is your best clip so far. This proves these creeped. I've never heard that clip before.

That is creepy behavior right there. He goes into more detail with my last clip I have here. Real quick, CJ. So you just took a shot at Robin. I know that you're into the black girls. Robin was very attractive back of the day. Was she not?

She was, but she had a laugh that would just make me want to just add to my wife. All right, fair enough. Here's the last clip. As if this was a long kiss, there wasn't even, he immediately tried to jam his tongue in the mouth. 12 seconds low. There was no, um, the kiss was 12 seconds. He's lying. No, I'm only kidding.

You're going to listen to him? No, no, Howard, it was like three seconds long. And you're saying she opened her mouth to tongue you. She opened her mouth. So why didn't you do it? Because I was confused if she really was trying to... In three seconds, he was confused. You're acting as if he...

Howard. You asked her for a kiss. Yes. All right. So she leans over to kiss you on the lips. Yeah. So let's say your version's true. Okay.

So she starts to want to tongue you. So why didn't she tongue her? Well, because it was like, it was embarrassed. Like her mouth opened and my mouth was a little opened. Get out. No, Robin, that's true. You're full. The only thing that I can't remember exactly was if my tongue went into her mouth or

or a hard-toe went into my mouth. But I think... Or maybe my tongue just hit her lips. A three-second kiss. It was much shorter. Or, like, it may be hard-tong hit my lips or my tongue hit her... What do you think, Gary? I think that if Robin was so into you, why did it stop and why did it never happen again?

Howard, do you remember the channel nine days? Everyone used to think, like, Dan Foreman, he used to always think that, that Robin and I were... Okay. You know, so delusional. I'm not going to lie. I was feeling pretty good about my chances of winning. And that, that whole thing was just unsettling. of those two kissing in a car, I don't feel right anymore.

My stomach's not okay. So at this point, John had admitted to the assault. And in his mind, he thinks that going into further detail and describing the kiss passionately is a better outcome. Right. Yeah, he's doing his own grave there. Pass forward to today He's the nobody

He's not on the J-1-Oam show The Spight Hire anymore He has a way more popular show The Stuttering John podcast Oh he does? Yeah Million downloads He threatened to break your legs, Carl

I'm gonna let you went on a little secret Stuttering John couldn't even break my wakes This guy is the dumbass Yeah but I'm still rooting for him And now he's he did the same thing with Heather S, which, I mean, come on, John, sexually assaulting a retarded woman, that's just not cool. Heather W., you're talking about. Heather S. is Maddox's female version.

And no condom, no less. He's that gross. He wants to give a retarded woman, Quimidia. I really, I think I made my case. I think you did too, CJ. What I love about that, there's subtleties that you pick up on now that you know John so well, like I do. The fact that Robin goes, he's constantly asking me for rides everywhere. This guy is always a mooch.

He's always asking for buy me a beer, give me a ride. And then that's not enough. It's not like, oh, thank you for the ride. It's now kiss me, too. He's an entitled prick. But still, I think he should be. Well, I hope he just is able to kill the cockroaches in an apartment with all the money he moochers from people. I hope so, too.

Still, vote for Didi Blanchard at the creepoff.com. Alfredo Garcia, ladies and gentlemen, he's... Studying done. All right. Well, hold on a second. So I just want to make sure I have this right before we go to vote. Carl brought in a girl with a lazy eye, and you brought in stuttering John, and we were supposed to do a creepie as cripple, and I brought in a paraplegic who fell out of an avocado.

I know, but I want to point out, though, that everyone thought she was crippled to the point where They built her a house. They started at the Disney World. She's meeting the Ward of the Rings guys. Yeah, but she didn't do anything wrong. Well, she likes Miranda Lambert. I think that qualified her disabled. She gave her $3,500.

Miranda Lambert's technically a victim here. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I guess it's time for the voicemail segment. And this week's voicemail segment is brought to you by... The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse, birthplace of Tom Cruise. And you see how he turns out. turned out, see you in Syracuse. That's right, ladies and gentlemen.

Is that true? I know Alec Baldwin is from Syracuse, but Tom Cruise's? He certainly is. I had no idea. He was born there. Interesting. So, uh, where do we start here? Here we go. Hey, Vinnie, you're a scholar and a gentleman and, uh, very in shape. Uh, I was calling initially to apologize to Carl. I feel like I've been a little harsh on him. Nope.

Um, but then I change her mind. after going through his catalog and his views on workplace shits, fuck you, Carl, with that kind of mindset, did you think that the slaves had a good too because they got free room and bored, a piece of shit? You're exactly that type of boss who would just walk up to somebody and say, if you got time to lean, you got time to clean, or that type of person who brings eggs salad and light beer,

like some sort of fag to a company, retreat. Uh, so, uh, again, uh, Vinnie Winnie, the people's champ and the workers champ and Carl the, uh, well, the slave master. Fuck you, Carl. Bye. That was quite a leap that he took there. Cause what you shouldn't get work. Therefore, he's pro slavery. Like, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Makes happen. Listen, I, I think it makes sense. Hello, Vinny. Hello, Carl. I just want to congratulate you guys on a year of creeps and consequences. Well done. Thank you.

It is, it is impressive that you have been able to deal with each other for so long. Thanks for all of the fun and very, very disturbing stories. It has really brightened most of my Mondays for the past year. Yes. And also, thanks for playing my voicemails, even the ones that aren't as funny. Take care. Love you both. Come back.

Prep Boyrick out. Well, Prep Boy, Rick, the reason we played your unfunny voicemails, because we just didn't have that much content. All right, that's voice. A little story about beggars and choosers. Hey, Carl, Vinnie, and I heard TJ is going to be on this episode, so I'm going to say, what's up to you, too, man? Happy to do, so great, great podcasts over the year, guys, love the show.

Just one thing. Hey, Vinnie, how about you stop giving us a whole psychological profile of your fucking guy? He's a creep. Just tell us what the fuck he does. Vinny Winnie, more like Vinny sit and spinning. Have a good one, guys. Fuck off. actually couldn't hear that one then i gave you a shout out i did and play on my end uh well uh he called

vittie sitting spinny which i don't appreciate i think cj that name would work for cj a lot better i'm going to give a little update people are waiting for the next enthralling episode of uh creeps and roses we sure are it is being recorded tomorrow evening so uh it'll be out very soon i heard a rumor that uh that dirt bitch is going to be on the show not tomorrow okay i could never do that to myself i actually really like Casey. Me too. Yeah. I'm one of the people who actually kind of likes Casey. I love Casey. We'll let her come on. But here's a voicemail about creeps and roses. Vinnie. This creeps and roses. Fucking riveting. Holy shit. Dude, with Matt James, oh my God. What the fuck is going to happen?

Is Victoria going to stay on the show? Is she going to keep being a bitch? Is Sophie's dad going to it? Oh my God. This is some fucking riveting shit, dude. Uh, uh, fucking don't need me hanging, bro. You gotta release the next episode. Oh, my God. People seem to like Creeps and Roses so far. I think you found your calling. I think talking about The Bachelor is the thing that you're best at in life. I'm just going to tell you something right now. I think that that show, and I told you this last week after we ended Carl, I think I'm the greatest podcaster in the world. You do have a fan in here with you. I'm a big fan of Creepson Roses. Oh, thank you, C.J.

Was that a knock on PJ by explaining that you're carrying that show? When? Just now. No, I'm just saying, you're the best podgastor in the world. Well, yeah, I'm carrying PJ. Yep. I've been carrying Brian Ball for years. Well, that's true.

He's in my fucking trunk. So, I mean, I've been carrying people for years. But not only that, I think that because I was able to take such a piece of shit show and make it so goddamn riveting that I'm the greatest that ever lived. We got a suggestion to have you come on WATP and review a different Bachelor podcast. Because there's a lot of podcasts about The Bachelor. Listen, as one of the world's foremost Bachelor podcasters, I refuse to do that same way I won't roast comedians like that. Right, okay, fair enough.

It's professional courtesy, really. You're part of Bachelor Nation now, I get it. Listen, again, please know this. When I hooked CJ up earlier, he said to me, hey, man, I really like creeps in roses. And I said, that's great. I fucking hate every goddamn second that goes into it. And to pull the curtain back, we were going to record this episode last third. Thursday. And I spent sitting in that chair, you're in there, Carl, I spent three and a half hours

masturbating clips, cranking them hard, cranking out clips. And I had a computer issue and every single one of the files was corrupted. Oh, shit. That sucks. Three and a half hours of work. And we were like 45 minutes away from recording. So now, not only did I spend three and a half hours going through something that is excruciatingly painful for me, I now have to do it again. By tomorrow night. You should have called me because I would have told you what I would have done there

is just played music for my old bands and put that awesome episode instead. That's why you don't computer and spaghetti. Because accidents like that can happen. First off, you're not the fucking boss of me. Second of all, I computer and spaghetti,

like nobody's fucking business. But yeah, so I'm going to be putting seven hours of fucking time into this thing. So far, that was with pulling clips and watching two episodes of this hour and a half punk of shit.

Well, what's annoying to me about this, Vinny, is that we were supposed to record our first bonus Hall of Fame episode. And you're so damn busy with this Bachelor bullshit. You can't even do anything else. Get your shit together. Folks, this Jared podcast we're going to do.

You're going to enjoy the fuck out of it. So don't worry. All right. That's the end of that. You ready for a scum parade, Carl? Let's do it. the scum parade Oh no, it's the scum parade For the scum parade

Making Vinny's day Today You know what? We really need a new jingle I'm throwing this out there to you, PJ We need a jingle for a creep update Like a creep date Oh yeah, that's a good idea Because I have one for you.

Great. A creep that we have featured on the show, Takashi 6-9. Oh, yeah. Good old Takashi. Found himself in some more hot water. He was visiting a Miami strip club where a dancer alleges that he hit her over the head with a bottle. TMZ reports that Takashi wheeled to the bottle after someone criticized him for being a snitch. However, he apparently missed the person and struck the dancer Alexis Salaberos instead.

So he basically threw a bottle of champagne at someone else. I completely missed them and hit this poor girl who's just, she's probably a college student trying to work her way through. All right. This is going to sound a little insensitive, but you're a stripper in Miami. You're going to get hit with bottles thrown by rappers. It's kind of what you're signing up for.

Rappers will be throwing champagne bottles and you will be hit with them. I think that if you want to make the real money, honey, the trick is all in how you catch it. Oh, there you go. That's all I'm going to say. So she got hit in the head and now she's suing. Sue everyone. Yeah, she's suing the club.

She's suing him and she claims that after she was in the head, the club staff removed him and urged her not to call the police. She didn't listen. She reported the incident anyway. She ended up having to go to the ER and have her head wound stapled closed. That's a fun night. So we just go into your fucking skull. That's good.

Yeah, that's not where I want to see. axe wound on a woman. He's in a little bit of trouble. He claims he didn't do anything. So we'll see what happens. Honestly, the attorney came out and said, there's cameras in this place. Show us the evidence that he chucked a bottle

because he's saying that this did not happen at all. This woman is just looking for a payout. So she's suing everybody. I assume that the club is going to like try to cover it up the best that they can because they want the high rollers in there. True. And if they're fucking giving away the video, they're not going to keep going there. And they're like, oh, they read it on Takashi?

Isn't that ironic? But also, in that article, doesn't it say that he was trying to hit someone because the guy called him a snitch? Yes. He's got to get a thicker skin. He's going to be called a snitch from time to time throughout the rest of his life. 100%. He's the biggest snitch in the history of snitching. Yeah.

That's fucking guy. Well, my advice, ladies and gentlemen, duck. Yell snitch, then duck. That's all you got to do. I think that's what the guy did. That's why the woman got it. I'm the highest roller in the strip club, but I just want everybody to know that. We know, CJ, we know.

Brandon Souls in Coolidge, Arizona was arrested last week. This is a hell of a story, Carl. Yeah. And I think it goes to show just how lazy people can be. But even when they're trying to be lazy, sometimes too much work goes into it. On February 10th, police officers responded to a call about an injured man in an area near train tracks. The city of Coolidge is about 55 miles outside of Phoenix. Okay.

The police received the call. They said the call reported that the man was going in and out of consciousness. When the police arrived, they found a man later identified as Mr. Souls, with his hands bound behind his back by a belt and a purple bandana stuffed in his mouth. According to the police, a photo from the police department showed the man with his hands tied lying on the ground. He told officers he had completed an errand that morning. He returned to his home where two masked men abducted him. near his vehicle, struck him in the back of the head, and knocked him unconscious.

According to the arrest report, the men, according to Mr. Souls, drove him around in the vehicle before they left him in the area where he was found. The police say Mr. Souls was taken to the hospital where he was evaluated and interviewed by the police. He told the investigators this whole thing happened to him because his father had large amounts of money hidden throughout the desert and these people wanted to know where it was. Here's the thing. The police don't just take your word for shit.

And after doing a exam on him, they found no evidence of any head trauma. For days, detectives tried to investigate his account, including reviewing surveillance video over the area, interviewing people that he mentioned. They said, you know what, dude, this didn't happen. And you've been wasting our time. And they arrested him. And then he confessed that he did this because he didn't want to go to his job at the tire store. Yes.

And I'm going to tell you something. He no longer works there. so, mission accomplished. You're making fun of this guy. This guy didn't want to go to work, and now he doesn't have to go to work ever again. He's a go-getter. He's a go-getter. He found the loophole in the system.

That's fucking crazy. Could you imagine what their glass door must look like at the tire factory? People will go to pretty far lengths to not go into work. I mean, how shitty is your boss? Yes. So, I mean, this dude, he's tied himself up. He's got a gagged. he's fake calling the police

and that he's laid down acting like he's unconscious going to the hospital also he doesn't have to do a couple fucking rotation how many excuses has he used that he's gotten to this point because obviously you're going to call in sick a couple times maybe you're donating a kidney you know there's a lot of things that you can say when you're to the point where I was kidnapped

you've gone through a lot of excuses that is true he could have just not gone to work could have quit his job could have just quit the job I'm sure there's a talk about I got a tip for this guy. I hear that if you pretend to be in a wheelchair, you can just get disability and you don't need a job at all.

Oh, there's a confession coming out from CJ right now. No, I'm not saying anything. I knew I saw him playing soccer and... You know, right now he's tapping his toes. He's just looking down, tapping his toes and laughing at all of us. What a dickhead. Let's do our next one, shall we? This is down in California.

Coronado police also responded to a 9-11 call about 9 p.m. Wednesday, February 24th, from a woman who said her husband just tried to kill her. Officers found the woman badly injured on the sidewalk of Ocean Boulevard. She was hospitalized in unknown condition at a trauma center in San Diego. Police said the victim and her husband identified as 23-year-old Jose Louis Maris went to the beach earlier Wednesday night. Police said the couple got into an argument and Maris allegedly attacked his wife. tried to throw her into the ocean, then attempted to bury her in the sand. She's a witch. She won't sink.

So then he tries to bury her. Minnie, do you know how hard of this to throw somebody in the ocean from the beach? You got to be angry. You got to be angry. Brent Farve could pull that off. Well, I mean, she shouldn't have burned the meatloaf. It's a good point. It's a good point.

I mean, they want to have a nice picnic, meatloaf picnic on the beach. So not only did he try to throw it in the ocean, he then tried to bury her alive in sand. He just kept beating her to the point where she was almost unconscious and he threw her in this fucking pit that a bunch of other kids had dug and started burying her. He found a hole

and he started throwing sand on her. That's not attempted murder. That's ridiculous. You couldn't kill Crippled Jesus with that method. I can try. He's chucking sand on top of her. Come on. You know, much like the real Jesus, the water is the only place.

I can walk. It's amazing. Oh, crippled Jesus. Even he can dig his way out of that. Three days is all it takes for him. They found him hiding in the backyard of a residence. He's been arrested on charges of attempted murder, like you said, and causing great bodily injury, domestic violence, and false imprisonment.

Now, maybe the attempted murder isn't so much the burying and the attempted droughting in the ocean. Maybe it was the fact that he beat the woman with an introvert. Oh, yeah, that's probably. I glossed over. I want to ask, did this guy, like, watch a Tom and Jerry

cartoon to get the idea of how to murder this one in the movie? They watched the movie on HBO Max, and then they fucking want to ask each other. All of his weapons were built by Acme. See what was going with the cartoon. Like the Looney Tunes, Vinny,

I was thinking about, you know, I was taking it to the next. All right, our next contestant of the scope of the week. Right there, right in the gentleman. Motherfucker.

fridge of the week Tridge of the week Tridge of the week If that's not on your show If that is not on your show I'm going to be so bad at you All right Police of the week

Gritch of the week Thank you Police in Beaver County Described a gruesome scene At a home where they said A woman shot and killed Her two children Monday afternoon Before unloading the gun

Placing it on her dining room table And calling the police to tell them what she'd done. That is a mom who maybe should have just let Calgon take her away. Maybe she should have had a bubble bath and lit a candle. You're right. Escape into a good book for a minute.

Yeah, have a glass of wine. She called police just after 1.30 p.m. Like middle of the day, she told the dispatcher she shot and killed her children. Authorities identified the children as Jasmine Canada 22 and 16-year-old Jeffrey Bright. So they weren't like little kids. They were almost adults.

was an adult. Yeah, one was an adult and the other one was a teenage asshole, probably. Probably. Ambridge officers arrived at the two-story brick home. The complaint said Bright was waiting for them on the front porch with dried blood on her hands, arms and clothing. A trollman asked her, are you okay? Are you bleeding? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? A G said, no, oh, no, I'm fine. The blood is just from my kids inside. Those stupid kids, they're splattered blood everywhere these days. They used to be very sloppy. Yeah, I used to love this blouse, too. I'll never get this out. I was planning. I'm wearing this blouse to court. She told the police she shot the 22-year-old while she was laying in bed. So that's a lazy motherfucker. Yeah, get a job, kid. All right. She went downstairs, pointed the gun at her younger child and pulled the trigger, but it didn't fire. The complaint said, the teenager said to her, please don't shoot.

I'm going to call the police. And, you know, you can't have that. So, Brite, fix the gun and then shot the child in the face. Yeah, calling the police. is one thing you could do, or you can tackle the woman with the gun that's male functioning. Yeah. That would be the other thing that you could possibly do in that scenario. This is the one event where you're allowed to punch your mom in the face.

I blame these school shooter drills that we're doing now throughout the country. Because never once they say run after the guy with the gun and take him down. No one ever wants to be the hero. So it was like running high. Like your mom's trying to shoot you. And they didn't mention that he was blowing his whistle. He just had like a little whistle. So the teen was still alive after being shot.

chatted the face. So Bright confessed that she fired again because, quote, she didn't want the child to suffer. Aw. That's nice. Well, that sounds like a dead mother than me, Vinny. Seriously. Am is for the way you murder me.

Are you done with that story? Yeah. All right. So there's something and I like to rag on journalism. I think journalism is dead in our country. And are you familiar with the principle of the five ws, Vinny? Who, what, where? Why and Correct.

Which one of those is missing from this story? Would it be why? There's no explanation of why this woman shot her children and then confessed. Not even a little bit. You'd think that they would ask that? Or maybe put a paragraph and explain it that they're not sure. They just act like, yeah, this just happened. Why?

Why did this happen? I would fire that reporter. Lastly, Carl, we snuck in an extra one. It is our one year anniversary. Yep. Holy fucking shit. I believe our boy gangreniously posted this in the Discord. So I'm going to give him a little bit.

Is that why I saw it? Okay. When you sent it over to me, I was like, I've seen this already. Yeah, this one blew my mind and I couldn't skip it. I hate it when you post the stories in there for everybody else to read. If you want to get a story in the Scumperate, don't post it for everyone. Send it to me privately. I don't want everybody to read it.

I don't think the majority of people listen to our show are checking out the Discord channel, do you? Probably for the best. An Oklahoma man suspected of murdering three people has confessed to killing his neighbor cutting her heart out and then cooking it to feed to his family He really ate her heart out

Oh, there it is I'll be doing a stand-up special with Seamus McKin pretty soon to look out for that Let me know if you need an opener Authorities say Lawrence Anderson and allegedly stabbed Andrea Lynn Blankenship 41 to death in her home on February 9th. He then cut her heart out, took the heart back to his home.

He then cooked to the heart with potatoes to feed his family to, quote, release the demons. You know, I don't know if you realize this, but potatoes do have demon-releasing qualities. Yeah, it's the starch. It's also good for the digestive health. Fun facts. That's why all Irish people go to heaven. I don't think that's true. I know that shit.

I'm sorry. I don't know how to be the authority to cripple Jesus about who's going to heaven. But I think you're way off base on that one. Yeah. Well, I'm Irish, so you might be right. There is a stairway to get up there, so I think I'm screwed. They haven't built the ramp yet. Fuck, in my opinion, hell is an Irish bar.

Yeah, if I go to heaven and there's a fucking redhead there, I'm out. Oh, God, yeah. Fucking Patty's going to be fucking watching the pearly gates. I don't think so. All right. So he had been living at this house. after he was released from prison on early release in January. Staying with his aunt and uncle.

Yeah. Staying with his aunt Daisy and Uncle Leon. Yeah. After leaving Blankett Chip's home, he went back to the home, cooked the heart with the attention of feeding it to the two of them. He then killed Leon and his four-year-old granddaughter. He stabbed his aunt. And according to the outlets citing the Oklahoma Bureau of Investigation, his aunt survived the attack. He was arrested the day of the murders and authorities discovered Blanket Chip's body.

two days later, after he confessed. That's a fucking doozy. He just cut some ladies' heart out and brought it home. What kind of seasoning do you think he is? Are we talking garlic, maybe parmesan, a little bit of pepper? Rosemary. Yeah, rosemary with the potatoes. Oh, always rosemary with a heart and potatoes.

Just a little bit of touch olive oil. CJ's obviously never been to culinary school. You should have known that one. Now, he's too busy with his fucking patriarchy classes. Hold on a second. That would be a great class to have a pro-patriarchy class. Right. I would take that one.

Why isn't there not one yet? Yeah, well, patriarchy one-on-one. That's the end of our show. Happy anniversary, Carl. Happy anniversary. Hey, CJ, I heard that you lost your court case. Oh, God. I did, yeah.

Why did you do wrong? Now, hold on a second. What court was this in? this was the kangaroo court it was the office of wellness what they call their court and just i'll just do a real quick summary here cj came on who are these podcasts with me and played clips of his feminist theory class that's a zoom call that he recorded we played the clips we laughed a lot but he didn't provide anyone's name we don't know the professor's name we don't know what school he goes to so we didn't think we were doing anything wrong but apparently or even the course number. Right. Somehow they tracked it down and were able to figure out

that it was immediate that was on the show. But for some reason... Yeah, you're conspicuous, CJ. For some reason, I'm not the one getting dragged into court over this,

even though it's my show and I'm putting it all out and I didn't change anything. Well, you know, it's weird. They had an evidence panel for this thing. And they only have one quip of me on your show.

The rest of just dick show quips. So they didn't even know what they were upset about. Yeah, maybe they just don't like the show, Carl? I don't know, but you were pretty undervalued. It's the story of my life. They're like, well, the evidence is, who are these podcasts? But we'd rather listen to the dick show.

Like, damn it. I can't get play with it anywhere. And now we get the, I mean, we get, what is this? The exciting conclusion. Sloppy thirds. This is the exciting conclusion to the saga. It's been going out of my podcast. Yeah, I get academic probation, which is this.

fancy professor talk for nothing. I've been a bad little cripple and I did it be put in the corner. You don't lose any like scholarship or any type of endowment or anything like that? Well, they were saying that they were going to do that, but I actually got hooked up with a warrior by Dick Masterson. So shout out to him. Here's what you do next time, CJ. Just listen to your pal Vinny.

Here's what you do next time. Next time they try to threaten you like this. get a tape measure go to the bathroom measure the beers measure the everything fuck them over CJ go get them buddy

learn something from the creep off so basically what the problem was is that you played clips from the class yeah so I have three charges I have two academic dishonest two chargers for a tweet

I made that's a reader with read the name behind the verdict and then the third charge is we go distributing because somehow the clips that we played on the

show were class contact which they provided no reasoning for that one so dude the clips we played on the show were a bunch of girls going thur I don't know it's not like academic contact women being women in their natural

habitat I don't know why I'm being persecuted But he's getting upset. He's got a defense-suttering John and women right now. I can see it in his eyes. No, I'm just listening to this. I'm kind of annoyed for you, CJ. I mean, there's no joking aloud in the world anymore.

Oh, no, you get academic probation for tweets. What the fuck is that? Who cares? It's Twitter. God. It's not real. I wish they had to read the tweet all my own and the Chris Hansen boys. That was probably my favorite part of it.

Did you record the court? Can we play that? I recorded the whole court trial, but I'm not going to play it on any shows because they're going to just bitch and moan again. What if Stuttering John called you and asked you to come on to play your... Oh, my God. Don't go out of the show. Don't get with the John. All right.

So listen, I owe an apology to someone. Newest Whaler is who posted that story. It wasn't gangrenuously. Yeah. Okay. So apologies. Was he getting upset in the chat right now? It's getting a bit of me.

He's getting a little bitchy. I'm just kidding. He's all right. So, CJ, thanks for joining us today, Carl. You were disqualified because your person only had a lazy eye. Don't forget to vote at thecreepoff.com this week. If you would like to leave us a voicemail, do it at 585-37180808. Email us at any time at the creepoff pod.com. Make sure you follow us on Instagram.

And ladies and gentlemen, from the bottom of my fat pig heart, thank you for helping to make this show even the smallest bit successful. we love all of you you're the best we could not ask for better creepos Vinnie's able to afford hair dye because of all the support that we get out of this show we appreciate I'm a blonde boy now

Blondie over here Real quick Could I plug some stuff Really now we're out of time CJ CJ's got a podcast What's your podcast called It's who gives the shit With my buddy Adam from Houston

And Carl I think you'll like The show what we do is we take we take stories in the media we ask the question who give the shit and then we make fun of the groups that give a shit about the story I actually I haven't listened to it yet but I've heard very good things about it

people say it's a great show so I'll definitely check it out also too I wanted to give a shout out to my buddy Rem Dickman he edited all the stern quips that you heard today he's got a podcast at the Rich Dickman Show.com And you can find my podcast who gives the shit at whipson.com slash who give the shit.

We'll be looking for it, buddy. Thank you. Thanks for coming on today. Thanks for your time. Thanks for having me, you guys. Congratulations on one year. And I hope you enjoyed this short bus edition of The Creepoff. I know I did.

I'm sorry. I have to get off the air. I am triggered right now. Someone in the YouTube chat just said, I look like the fat Gerber baby. that's the end of this episode it's the best comment anyone's ever given you

are you kidding me I must have been a beautiful baby that's the end of the show it's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice come on cripple Jesus close us out Reader

Gagia you're supposed to say Gagia Oh Gigia Perfect There we go More added We need to have us all.