The Creep Off - Episode 53: Excitable Boys

Episode Date: March 9, 2021

This week Karl & Vinnie submit for your consideration their nominations for creepiest kid under 13: In the Scum Parade we check in with Creep Off favorite Kellen Winslow Jr. We also meet a creepy mother, a terrible roommate and a very naughty cop.

Disgusting Vomomit-inducing thing Ola Creepos, welcome to another edition of the creep off the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps my name is viny paulino the people's champion and that's my co-host over there

hot kukk kak karlah what is happening vini paulino oh just another day in paradise here with you buddy i don't like how i'm framed again this week yeah i think it's your face is the problem it's uh my height that's the point you know what i'm gonna come and fix it so you'll shut the fuck up all right i'm coming over there all right come over here and fix it because minnie i don't want to be looking at Hold on. Can you see this?

I don't want to be looking at my private parts while we're doing the show. It's just a little low. There we go. Well, a little bit higher. A little higher? Yeah, you know, don't you want to? I mean, that's fine. All right.

It looks great. I look great. Man, you had to do a lot of editing last week. Holy fuck. We did, what, an hour and a half with crippled Jesus? What was that a 30-minute podcast that we recorded? It ended up being an hour. There's about 30 minutes of just nonsense stuttering John clips that made no sense.

that I had to take out. It wasn't just Crippled Jesus stuff. I noticed a lot of things were cut out. So, congrats. A lot of your shit. Yeah, I know. Thank you for doing that. Thank you for cleaning that up for us.

Did you feel good about that? Yeah, it's great. Okay. Because, you know, not for nothing. I had to really work hard to make Cripple Jesus's point for him in the editing. So that Bede said, shall we talk about who won last week's episode? Yeah, what happened with the vote from last week? What do we got?

Let's look it up because it's been close today. I was very close. I was in the lead for a few minutes earlier. Yeah. I thought we were supposed to close down the thing at... Either way, crippled Jesus won. Crippled Jesus ended up winning that? Yeah.

Yeah, Carl. Come on. That's what I said, too. Why? That's not fair. Because I am that good of an editor. Oh, wait, that can't be it. So now the guest is up to two.

Yeah. I should be at fucking game point right now. I feel like I was robbed. Yep. But aren't you a lucky boy? It gets one hip hop horn, those results. Yeah. I did think that the clip where Suttering John was trying to make out with Robin,

like that stuff was creepy. But, and it was also pulled from, holy shit, I don't know where he got that footage. It's like from 1993 or something. YouTube? Well, yeah, I guess that's probably where you'd find that. Yeah. It was just a random thing.

I mean, how hard does it define clips? of John being creepy. That's what I mean. Like you just put on any of his current episodes and find stuff. Yeah. I mean, that's pretty much what you've made a career out of, isn't it? Right. So, yeah.

Funds of the operation. All right. Congratulations. Crippled Jesus. I was talking to, uh, I was talking to Doug from who's right the other day. And we're scheduling him coming on. He goes, are you no longer talking about Patrick Michael? I'm like, no longer talking about Patrick Michael.

I've made more money off that guy than he'll make his entire life. Of course I'm still talking about Patrick Michael. Yeah. What are you new? I like how you're giving him a break though right now Because you're like You're one of those guys who just sees the cash cow Getting a little too close to the edge

And you're just like, let's pull it back Just a little bit more Whoa, whoa, whoa He's great, we love him Yeah, way to go All right, we're talking too much about other things Now let's talk about this week's theme Yes

Ladies and gentlemen, this week's theme I came up with it Kids, I don't know what's wrong with these kids do kids who can understand anything they say kids they are disobedient disrespectful oaths noisy crazy sloppy lazy loophers why get to be like we were perfect in every way what's the matter with kids today I love inserting show tunes that are too long because at first Carl goes with it and I was watching the clock to see it how long it would take how many seconds in before

Carl's face changed. Yeah, it's just like, all right, we get it. Yeah. How do we not get kicked off YouTube streaming when you're playing all this copyrighted material, by the way? I don't know what you're talking about. Now, back to the show this week. We are looking for the creepiest kid. How have we not done this yet? Yeah, so under 13

is what you told me. That is the caveat. We have to go with creepiest child. Creepiest child and Vinny, since you got more votes than I did last week, you go first, my friend. I believe them's the rule. So I am going to travel back to the year 2007, the place, Carl, Mushahar, and Bihar, India.

Could you find that on a map? No. I can find India, but I have no idea. I don't know what a Bihar is. Actually, I do. It's one of India's poorest states. That's saying something. Yes, it is.

In May of 2007, police were investigating the disappearance of a woman's six-month-old baby. the baby disappeared while it was sleeping at the local school, which I guess is kind of like a daycare situation. Cops did not have to look far for this baby, though, Carl, which I guess is a good thing. Six months old, they found it with the baby's head smashed in with a brick, and it was buried in a shitty little hole, loosely covered with dirt and grass. Not difficult to murder a baby. I was hoping when you said they found him, I was hoping he was going to be like hanging off one of those trains with all the Indian people. Oh, Jesus Christ.

That'd be fun. Going to work that day. No, no, just found the baby with its head smashed in and a hole. This is a small village. The word got around that a baby murderer is on the loose. And because it was a small village, everyone in the village was like, oh, it was that kid. Like they had no trouble. Stayed to the cops.

Oh, that kid over there did it. The kid in questions. Did they know it, though? They just decided it probably what happened? Well, this kid's a little creepy. Okay. He's actually very. creepy. This child is terrifying. His name is Amarjit Sada. Sure it is. It's his name. Sure. Amarjit.

Once this kid is in custody, the police bring him in to talk to him. The police said Amarjit smiled a lot, but did not speak until he asked the interviewer for some cookies. How old is this kid? Did you say that yet? This kid is eight years old. Okay, an eight year old. This is an eight year old child. And he's just like, can I have some cookies? And they give him cookies. And he's like, okay. well the baby was asleep so i took it in the woods and i smashed its head in with a brick and i buried it and the police were like oh so they said are you sure you did this and he said yeah and he took the police right to where he buried the kid even though they already knew where it was the kid walked the police over there and just said yeah this is where i buried it basically just admitting this is

what happened yeah very lazai fair the kicker is this is the third time the little motherfucker did this. So he's got a mental issue. He's got a mental issue. He doesn't realize what he's doing is bad. No, he definitely does not realize what he does is bad. That's why everybody in the village knew who it was. Oh, somebody killed a baby. Oh, must have been Amarjit. This kid murdered. Did they know they murdered the other two babies? The townspeople are the cripes here. I'm telling you. This kid murdered his eight-month-old sister. Oh, okay. Did the same thing, took her to a field beat her over the head with the brick I pop pop pop your head and that buried her

shittily and then the parents are like where's your sister and he's like oh follow me took him right to the field and the parents are like you really shouldn't do this son naughty naughty so he didn't learn his lesson no the kid was six years old when he did that wow just about to be seven so then within a few months later guess what he does it to his nine-month-old cousin, takes the kid out to a field, beats her over the head with the rock, and buries her.

Everyone has that one cousin, though, that you kind of want to murder. Well, this one was nine months old. Right. So this kid, he's just taking babies and murdering them. And the family knew about this, Carl. That's what's so interesting to me. Well, you know, you said that it's the poorest state in India, that's probably a pretty good cost savings when you're like, oh, your sister died? Oh, good.

Now we can afford to eat this week. And I think there's a lot of cultural issues here. But according to Amarjit's uncle, the cousin's father, the family members were all aware of the crimes, but they were not reported because they were, quote, considered to be family matters. Right. Like, the kid's fucking Urkel. Like, the kid just broke the baby's head with the rock and was like, can I do that? Like, I'm just saying it's so fucking crazy. And all I can think about is, remember that Warren Zeevon?

song. Sorry to get, didn't fight it quick enough. And you know that like all I can think about this is like that fucking Warren

Zyvon song where he's just an excitable boy like he's just the kid running around fucking murdering babies yeah and then burying them

and being like look what I did maybe they don't have squirrels in India I don't know that's true maybe not so what do you do

what do you do with an eight year old who murdered three babies in cold blood. What do you do? I'm going to say at least two weeks probation. Two weeks of grounding. No allowance. Go to your room.

Amergeet. If I hear you play the Nintendo Switch, I'm going to be in more trouble. The only reason this kid got caught is because he took it outside of the family. He killed three babies in under a year, which is unbelievable. Right. If he didn't get caught, who knows how many babies this kid would have murdered over

his lifetime. Which would have helped your chances of winning this week. You're probably kind of bummed out that he got caught. Yeah, a little bit. It would have been fun to see what happened. So, but under Indian law, a child cannot be sent to prison. Okay. So instead, they could be detained. Put him in a cage. Yeah, but we put kids in cages around here. That's what I'm saying. A child cannot be sent to prison. Instead, they can be detained at a children's home until they turn 18. Okay. They put this kid in custody until 2016. Oh, good. He's put him around other children. Yeah. Oh good. They put him in a children's home. It's going to work out well. They actually had him in like solitary confinement for years. And then they put him on medication. They put him in a children's home. Okay. Now I cannot find any updates as to what happened to this kid. I've been trying to find out. Okay. And the closest thing that I have been able to find and it's from a blog. So I don't know how accurate it is. Apparently when he turned 18, they let him go. Oh, wow. Okay. They just were like, all right, man. They let him go and he changed his name.

so he could be running around free killing babies right now for all the fuck we know ladies and gentlemen that is insane story the baby murdering eight-year-old is my submission for this week's creep now he also has a record because he killed three people yeah he is considered a serial killer technically and he is officially the world's youngest serial killer well that's an amazing title to have yes it is congratulations congratulations whatever you're new name is wherever you're living. Congrats. Amargeet. So you're getting research from random blogs now.

I'm just hoping that might be true. No, no. I'm not saying I'm hoping that might be true. I hope he's in prison. I hope they didn't let him the fuck out. Are you kidding me? You think I want this kid running around? Oh, Vinny. Come a long way since that nine-hour marathon you did on Didi. Just beat you.

What do you got? All right. My creep this week is a young girl named Jasmine Richardson. She lives in Alberta, Canada, actually a suburb called Medicine Hat, Canada, and she grew up in a family of four, two loving parents, a younger brother, everything that you would think would be very, very normal. And she was a very normal kid until when she turned 12, she started getting into, like, goth stuff. Cool. Started shopping at Hot Topic. Yeah, that kind of stuff.

You get AEW T-Shirts at Hot Topic. I find that weird. And does everything have to be about wrestling with you? No. But he and I have been talking about wrestling the entire time before starting the show. Wrestling or pizza. That's all he talks about. But actually, you're not wearing a wrestling shirt today.

I am. Oh, of course you're right. Hold on. That's a stupid thing I was to say. Legion of Doom. Okay. Well, he's very proud of it, too. R. IP, hawking animal.

So, Jasmine starts getting into goth and stuff, and the parents found out there was a reason for that. A parents mainly saw it as a rebellious stage most... Yeah, so this is... The parents just thought it was... She was just being a little rabble. Yeah. My parents mainly saw it as a rebellious stage most teenagers go through in life.

That was until they heard the news that no parent wanted to hear that their 12-year-old daughter at the time was dating a 23-year-old man. And that 23-year-old man... Was Jared Fogh. Jeremy Stank. Jeremy Stank

Jeremy Stanky I don't think this guy pronounces his name right Alright so this guy 23 year old Jeremy Stanky is dating this 12 year old girl They met at the punk rock show

And the parents So is this one of those Punk Rock stage names Like Johnny Rotten No I think his real name is Jeremy Stanky That can't be Stanky Sure that's a name

S-T-I-N-K-E That guy's stanky All right let's not focus on the name So let's call him Jeremy That's a punk rock name Let's just say Jeremy here. Let's learn more about Jeremy. I don't want to. The 12 years old

was described as a happy and social girl. The 12 year old. Jeremy, who claimed to be a 300 year old weirwolf and wore a blood-filled vial around his neck. Jasmine's behavior changed dramatically. He started wearing dark makeup and describe herself online

as nocturnal and insane. So this, there's multiple accounts of this. I believe he actually thought he was a vampire, although there were a couple sources I found where I said this guy thought he was a 300 year old werewolf. I think he's a 300 year old vampire. That's why he wore... I really like how he picked

the team werewolf. That's why he wore the blood because he liked to drink blood. He told his buddies he was really into drinking blood and stuff like that. What a cool guy. Did you have any friends like that? Did you ever hang out with the goth kids? No, I didn't. I knew one kid who was a little like that. Yeah. He was a fun kid. And that all of a sudden he was just wearing black all the time.

The eyeliner, all that shit. It was very strange. I never hung with those guys. I didn't like the cure that much. I just couldn't get into the cure. I can't believe anyone liked to the cure that much. So the parents are not having this. But when her parents found out not only about the relationship, but our whole Jeremy was,

they immediately ground Jasmine and forbade her to ever see him again. Jasmine, you're not allowed to date a 23-year-old. You're not even in junior high yet. Correct. So she did not like being grounded. So as she decided to do, she's probably got one of those fucking doodle bug phones. Like one of them doesn't even have an iPhone

So she She decided to leave the basement door open For Jeremy to come over one day And murder her family He waited for a full moon The mom heard some ruffling going on Went downstairs to check on it She was stabbed to death

And there's just this lunatic 23 year old going I'm turning Yeah right, yes Oh god damn The father gets murdered to death. He stabs a mom to death in the basement. Yep. The father comes down, he gets murdered,

and then there's still this younger brother, this eight-year-old brother who's upstairs. After murdering her parents, both Jeremy and Jasmine went up to her eight-year-old brother's room where Jasmine slid her own baby brother's throat and watched as he died

right before her eyes. So, the parents were getting in the way of their relationship. That's why they wanted to murder the parents. I don't know what this eight-year-old brother had to do with anything. They're always tag-alongs. Yeah. You know, like the little brother's always a pain.

No big sister likes her little brother. Come on. That's not true. I was adored by my older sister growing up. Not anymore, but at the time. Yeah, she loved having to carry you with your little club feet around. Your parents probably made her put out of papoose. carry you around until fifth grade.

That damn you. So she had a little sidecar bicycle for old club foot. The next day, another little eight-year-old comes over to the house to play with his buddy. Oh, no. And he sees blood stains through the window. So the mom calls the police, the police show up and they see that both parents have been murdered and the brother. And they think that maybe Jasmine has been kidnapped. They don't know where she is.

It didn't take long for them to figure out that Jasmine was actually a suspect. these people were not good at covering up their tracks. Oh, the 12-year-old and the 300-year-old werewolf? Right. So I'm guessing the 300-year-old werewolf wasn't really familiar with modern forensic science. Correct, yeah. Back in the 19th century, it was very easy to murder your girlfriend's parents. Now it's a lot more difficult.

Yeah, I mean, with all the hair, a werewolf would leave behind. It only took police a day to apprehend both Jasmine Richardson and Jeremy Stain. Due to the massive digital trail that they left behind on their social media, profile. Massive. Planing out the murders. And also a stick figure drawing that they found in Jasmine's locker showing the house on fire

and Jasmine run into a car all while laughing. She drew a picture of her house burning down and left it in her locker with her laughing about it. She was pissing her family apparently. Well, I mean, wouldn't you?

They were trying to keep you from true love. And this fucking moron. Now, this is 2006 we're talking about. This fucking werewolf guy has a fucking blog That's what Jeremy wrote his blog on April 2006 Their throats I want to

Slit, finally there's silence Their blood shall be my payment Days after posting to his blog, the couple would carry out their plan So the guy's writing about murdering people on the internet And then going out and murdering people Yeah, well who isn't?

Yeah, but you don't do the second part. You can talk about it on the internet But you don't actually go do it because then you'll get caught. Yeah, I mean, Yelp is pretty much just death threats. So because this guy is a werewolf and a punk rocker, everyone assumed that it was his idea to kill the parents. It was not.

Right. Though it was long believed that Jeremy had planned to kill Jasmine's parents. It was actually Jasmine who first brought the idea in an email. She also reportedly told friends about her plans to kill her parents. Twelve-year-olds are the worst in murdering people. She told all of her friends she's going to kill her parents. She's writing emails about it? I don't know if they're quite as bad at it as an eight-year-old.

Well, this girl is not all there, I would say. At least my kid decided to bury the bodies. Right, that's a good point. Yeah, creepier. She shows forethought. After murdering her entire family, they decided what to do next. Days after posting to his blog, the couple would carry out their plan. Jasmine and her boyfriend carried out their plan, and just two hours later,

the pair were seen happily eating in a restaurant celebrating so you know you know how that goes right benny you do something with your your girlfriend and you're like what do you want to do now yeah she's just sitting there going can i get can i get a juice and a and a chicken fingers yeah do you have a macaroni and cheese like what toy do they have at mcdonalds right now i'm not sure where i want i will have a bowl of blood these two are conspicuous fucking assholes So I mentioned that this is up in Canada. Yeah. We've been learning a little something about the Canadian system.

Yeah. Where they kind of let people off the hook for pretty heinous crimes. You won't do it again, will you now? Right. Yeah. So this is a report. I apologize. Somebody filmed their TV.

The Canadian government is more lenient than Amajit's parents. Yes, right. So this is, unless, of course, you had the sniffle. then you get brought to a, anyway, I don't want to get into that. All right, this is someone filming a news report off the TV. This crime is just as brutal and sensational as Homolka and Bernardo. But unlike Carla Holmulka, who can be tracked and who can be exposed, this woman can't.

She has the protection of the Youth Criminal Justice Act, and she can remain unknown to us, basically, as we go forward. You know, some people have problems with founding these were three of the most serious crimes that we have as a society and the fact that she can remain anonymous going forward is bothering to a lot of people. So both Richardson and Stanky were convicted on three counts of first degree murder. And because Richardson had not turned 13 before she committed the murders, the maximum sentence was 10 years. okay Jeremy got life sure as he should that's going to be a long time because he's a werewolf he's going to be in there for a long time

you talked about how you had the youngest serial killer I did I do Jimin was the youngest person in Canada ever convicted of multiple first degree murder counts okay so she's got some notoriety why the youngest serial killer in the world and honestly hold out about that my story that all right relax over there Jesus Christ everything is so competitive with you eating, wrestling, eating, everything with you.

I'll fake fight everyone while I eat pizza. I'll do flippy floppy everywhere. Oh, by the way, shortly after they were arrested, Jeremy asked Jasmine to marry him, and she did agree with it. Oh, so 10 years have passed, and she's free. She's had her name changed, and it's totally anonymous. You cannot find out who she is. You would not know, which could be troublesome for certain types of.

jobs if you want to do some background checking and it gets worse for instance if she were applied for a job working with children or or anything like that that you know perhaps those those crimes should remain on the books now they they will remain um on file for five years but if she commits no crime as an adult um between now and the next five years her her record will be sealed and her youth record will this would vanish. They just totally get rid of it. Convicted a first-degree murder

on three counts. Yeah, as long as she just acts right for five years, as long as she doesn't run away with the creature from the Black Lagoon. As long as she doesn't get caught. Yeah. Is really what we're talking about here. You know, by the way, this is Jeremy guy. He's a fucking moron. Oh, is he? Yeah, after they arrested

him, while in jail, he admitted to an undercover officer that he committed the murders. So he's just braggadocious in jail talking to people that he should not be what a dummy hey listen carl just out of curiosity uh how old were you the first time you murdered a girlfriend's parents i don't want to say i prefer not to say all right so ladies and gentlemen have you been reading my blog vanny how did you know about that yeah just lap of the blood of your enemies You do have

Werewolf teeth Oh, okay Alright, there it is Everybody's just being so mean to you We got the club foot joke We got the teeth joke We're hitting them all today Just making fun of your deformity

Now, all right Gerber baby You're fucking You got me Oh yeah I'm a big fatso Looks like the Gerber baby Yep That's me

You got me That's a funny joke you ever told Where look at me Baby Huey over here You got the good thing They're opening up comedy clubs You're going to try that one out. Oh, thank God they're opening comedy clubs.

Now, uh, listen. Vote for me at the creepoff.com. Vote for Jasmine Richardson. You could vote for Jasmine Richardson or you could vote for my boy Amarjit, who at eight years old murdered like babies just went into sleeping rooms where babies were and murdered their heads. He didn't know any better. He didn't know any better.

Hote their heads in with bricks. Jasmine's a 12 year old dating a 20-something year old and deciding that she needs to murder her family. So we have a case of young love versus a case of a complete psychopath. Okay. This is like very... You have a pre-pubescent girl. All of her hormones are going crazy.

And I got a kid who's just like, I'm going to kill a baby now. Just humming as he fucking walks out to the field, dragging a fucking baby behind him. Okay. I'm going to break her head with a stick pop. Like, that's what he's going to do. You think he was singing tunes?

Yes, 100%. He's just a little happy kid. Okay. With a fucking psychotic smile on his face. We got any voicemails this week. Oh, gee. Jesus Christ, did we? But before we do, let's remember that our voicemail is brought to you by our good friends in Syracuse.

The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse, the inspiration for the famous Leonard-Skinnerd song, That Smell. See you in Syracuse. We got a lot of voicemails today. I like all of them, so we're going to go down the list here. Here's a suggestion from a listener. Hey, Vinny. for the show.

How about you just stick with Creeps and Roses? Carl sticks with WATT and we just have Cripple Jesus and Kaya run the creep off from now on. I think that'd be a lot better. It's funny because... I mean, this guy was a real jerk. Both of them are 100% at winning this game, so they're definitely better

at it than we are. Well, Carl. We have the experience. Teaming up on the creepop on. I like that idea. Yeah, when we need a week off, we'll let them do it. I'm sure Kyle would be real thankful. You don't want to just do creeps and roses for... You are enjoying it.

Don't you're a lie. You love The Bachelor. Can I say that I have a suggestion for that caller? I suggest that maybe you just listen from now on. Okay. Carl, some note in his place. God damn it, Carl. I really wanted to vote for you.

But neither the mother nor the kid was actually paraplegic. So voted for Benny. Goodbye. Just thought you'd like to know that. The old technicality. Now, uh, this. one, I appreciate all the messages of support I got this week.

And this is one from a guy who I really admire. Vinny Winnie, the people's fucking champ as a fellow fatso, I got to say, Carl is really on my fucking last

reserve nerve. Uh-oh. He's rhyming. That fucking buck-tooth, British tooth, fucking smile talking. fucking hair plug, fucking pub-headed piece of fucking monkey shit

he is, needs to back the fuck off Vinny Winnie. Because fucking Vinny Winnie carries the creep off. We all know this. So Carl, fuck-o, if you're listening,

lay off my pal Vinny, would you? You fucking smile talking, fucking creep. Ugh. Fucking asshole. I'd like to ask this gentleman. Sure. What motivated him to lose the way?

He said he used to be fat like you. No, he said he's as a fellow fatso. Oh, I thought he said he was a former fatso. No, he's a fellow fatso. All right. Well, then, a fatso. Fucking go on a diet. All you fatso's, stop fucking eating some goddamn much.

This is a message for CJ. CJ, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for picking sputtering John is your creep. so that fucker Carl can never have that easy win ever it's true i also i mean all this is a great episode i also really liked it when carl got mad that hispanics exist anyway good work viny you're probably going to win this except you're not because you're going to be blown the fuck out by stuttering john viny winnie people's champ never spinny vienna is real pizza the hut kicks kraut butt all right love you don't call me back

ha ha ha ha ha pizza that kicks croepin i love it i love it i hate hispanic people wait what did they what did they that guy just accuse me i don't know you probably said something about spanish people jesus you're you really are a piece of shit i say a lot of things about a lot of people i gotta tell you man the callers are just all up in your ass today i'm starting to see why you enjoyed the voicemails this one might be my favorite though oh boy viny winnie the people's fucking tramp while you're still with that fucking puve-headed

fucking bear trap mouth fucking idiot Carl do you know that Carl genuinely enjoys uh Michael

Rapaport I do fucking Michael dude dude motherfucker you're not charis man I grew up in play bash you

Carl fucking lifestyle. This dude is fucking corny. Are you out of your... Anyway, Vinny Winnie, don't take shit off, Carl. He's a fucking asshole,

all right? I don't. He's got a big fucking mouth full of fucking jagged, fucking goddamn fucking pebbles in his mouth.

All right? And a fucking stack of fucking peoples on us at it. Anyway, the people's champ, the fucking people's fucking chance, Vinny, the fucking people's chain, Vinny, fucking Winnie, for the fucking win. Vinny, fuck out. Don't take shit off that ass.

All right, buddy. Here's another one for you. 45 seconds. And by the way, I think that we need to start a Patreon with an invisible line goal on there. You know, like you can set your goals. Okay. If we can get to, uh, I don't. I don't know.

$10,000 a month. We'll get you a piece. We'll get you some Vizalide. Yeah. Hey, uh, Dave from Buffalo here. I got to say, Vinny. I've seen you on YouTube. You're looking like a young I'm going on with that blonde hair.

Looking beautiful, as always. Thank you. C.J. Did a phenomenal job. Yep. He's great. Carl, you mushy-chinned, friggin, worthless. I don't know if you're fucking North African or fucking albino and Somalian.

You are one fucking. fucking creaker you are. What? Anyway, pretty decent show. Call me back, Carl. You're a fucking abomination. This is your family?

Did you write these? This sounds like you wrote these scripts. They all sounded like they came from the same person. Hey, Carl, did you not think I wasn't going to play the voicemail? You left? You left a voicemail, right? I didn't.

Yes, you did. I have it right here. This is you. Hey, Venn, this is Carl. This is how I taught. Go with the bills. It was all a big goof. Actually, I love Andrew Cuomo and vote for Viti.

Yeah. I would not say most of those things. It sounded just like you. I do start every call with Go to Bills. You do start off every sentence with I'm Carl. This is how I talk. Yeah. Well, I call someone because you can't see me.

I got a voicemail here. I just need to change this up a little bit. But you know, the Syracuse. is the sponsor of this segment of our show. It certainly is. And this gentleman from Buffalo wanted to talk about that. Listen here,

fucko. This is a message for the creepoff. I don't know that number and I don't care to learn it. Oh, nice. Anyway, I'm from,

I know the Creve off likes to bash on Syracuse. And fuck Syracuse for the record. Syracuse can lick my balls. Correct. I'm from Buffalo. You guys are from Rochester. I love you.

My West New York. brothers i love you to death all right but i'm gonna rank right now the fucking cities of new york the town cities it goes buffalo rochester pretty much neck and neck but i'm gonna give the nod to buffalo i hope you guys agree why is your brain damage based on what then it goes every other small town in new york okay syracuse and new york are the fucking asshole gooches of new yorks of new york All right. Okay. So to my western.

Syracuse. This guy's wasted. It is better in New York City. And they make a good on the football. Syracuse is better than New York City. Based on what? What is he talking about? I mean, if it was just the Brogues in Harlem, then that made me agree.

What did the bills play again this weekend? Why would this guy get that fucking drunk? I know. I should look at the timestamp. on that listen my fellow western new york brother whatever the fuck get your life together yeah man new yorks a much much better place than syracuse yeah i would go like new york conceivable way not right now but i mean i mean clearly and that rakey buffalo and rochester together that's so stupid come on come on we all know that the best city in new york state is albany because our buddy quomo resides there that's right it's right we love you andrew you're our new favorite of scrape

Are you ready for a scum parade, Carl? I am ready for the scum parade. Let's do this. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's the scum parade. I love it for the scum parade. Making Vinny's Day. It's day.

I love it. So, Carl, how's it going with that creep update jingle? man it'd be really good right about now because i have a creep update oh we have a creep update all right ladies and gentlemen i have been getting shit in the discord for people because they have been upset that i have not discussed the story yet right well ladies and gentlemen it wasn't settled officially until this week so i would like to check back in with uh the winner of our creepiest athlete poll a few months ago kellyn winslow junior carl that's right the second was sentenced to 14 years

in prison this past Wednesday for raping five women including a homeless 58 year old. And I believe we determined that this is the horniest guy who's ever lived. Now, if I remember correctly, he was drafted by the Cleveland Browns and would bring in a portable DVD

player with porn on it and watch it during team meetings. He's the first round pick. He could not stop himself. Yeah. He's horned up this guy. They caught him fucking cranking him off in the locker room. The Browns had to trade him. you know where he's from of San Diego

That's right Yeah The cars are passing me by They honk and say hello And I got his From his window There's a guy shooting video Video of him jacked

And if the good Lord Jesus Comes knocking on my door Just tell him that I'm jacking it in San Diego My hometown That's right This guy was constantly pulling his junk out though He was showing his neighbor's his junk

His 77 year old old neighbor he had to run out and flash his dick at yes wow he he was something else so he's getting 14 years i wish i was that proud of my dick that i had to show everybody including my 77 year old neighbor jacking it jacking it jacking it spike it smack i don't need no shirt no gonna take damn pants right off he's about to jack it on such a pride day who needs underwear or socks jagged jacket been around god's country and there's one thing i know there's no better play for jacking it then san diego so anyway how fun so he's going to jail for 14 years it was a chance he was to go to jail for life but uh he pled guilty and uh 14 years that's the story so so they brought in on this

video stream some of his victims one was a 58 year old homeless woman yep that he raped i don't know how they found her and she said that he brought damage to her life i don't think it was going great before i mean i'm not say that that's a good thing to have happened to you. You know how many cups of coffee the cops have probably given her? They've done nothing but good things for since then. Things are looking up for. I would think so too. Yeah. Just finally getting some attention. I mean, when an NFL

star gets convicted of raping you, you would think that you may cashed in a little actually. But whatever. But that guy's a creep, and we're glad that he's going to prison. Yeah, we're not big fans of you, Callen. We actually are really big fans of you, Callant. You're fucking something else, dude. It's a Hall of Fame, man.

Not in the NFL. no career no he was at one time the highest paid tight end in the NFL and that's because the browns are stupid you notice that the um NFL like the two or three creepiest people that we could think of have all been tight ends that's an interesting point ray caruth yeah uh callan winslow junior and fucking Aaron Hernandez Aaron Hernandez tight ends is one of the fuck it stupidest people to ever live yeah he certainly is I like the way he hung himself too he just put soap on the floor so he would slip so he couldn't get his things like, whoop, whoop.

It was like a three stooges. Fucking dumbass. All right. Moving on, let's talk about a real fucking creep here. All right. March 3rd, angered that her roommate was playing the chic classic Le Freak over and over again, very loudly. A Florida woman allegedly battered the disco devotee

during a 2.15 a.m. confrontation in the apartment. Cops report, according to the arrest affidavit, Marianne Lannin 53 became upset after the 64-year-old victim, who is Lannin's cousin, put the 78th song on repeat. Investigators alleged that Lannin freaked out and pushed her can into a makeshift tiki bar because, of course, this apartment has a fucking tiki bar. I mean, they just went to a fucking,

uh, Pier 1 imports closeout sale. and got a fucking couple teaky masks causing the bar to fall apart and the victim to strike her left eye on a speaker Lannon's cousin Popsdoughed and suffered severe swelling to bruising to the left eye

so Lannon was released Tuesday she was charged with domestic battery and how ridiculous is that how did she go to jail the woman who is playing this song on repeat should be in jail still Lannon was ordered by the judge to avoid her roommate as

well as hits 106. But Carl, how is the woman who at 1215 at night is playing La Freak over and over and over again? The victim. How did the cops even take this woman to jail? I know. How did the cops just not hold her and give this lady a couple free shots? I'm waiting for this to happen to my Nick Bate tribute album. I'm waiting for us to read the article where someone just pisses off their roommate by playing Nick Bate all night.

If that's what gets us in the news, so be it. Do my wife And also some children You hear that for three or four hours straight You're wishing you could hear this Dude You know there's a pretty good chance That the people who tune in early

For the YouTube live stream Are murdering people I know To the shit that I make a listen to That's stupid pizza song How about the Edia Amin's song That's the new one that's killing everybody But yeah that's annoying

By the way this song La Freak Yeah Good baseline I can get into it that's fine i got no problem with the song in small doses but uh i'm not playing it on a loop in my house there's not enough cocaine to fucking get you to do that all right so let's talk about a situation that is going on in the city of new orleans shall we all right i am going

to take a second and shout out a listener a devoted fan of the creepoff and watp be gangrenously our pal alex the guy who's south parked us yes he's south parked us and he's just a fun dude he's a funny guy yeah he uh sent me the other day just spammed my inbox on discord with scum parade stories that were fantastic and i was like oh my god these are great so a couple of these that we're doing today came from him so i will give him the credit now this story came from new orleans there's a mother of a 14 year old girl she's suing the city because of a former police officer she's alleging that the officer groomed and raped her 14 year old daughter after he was assigned to take her to a children's hospital for a rape kid exam.

Why are you so quiet? So the 14-year-old was raped and the police officer who was there to protect her. This must be the most attractive 14-year-old on the planet. God damn. Do you think she was asking for it? No, I'm not saying she was ever asking for it. I'm just saying that this has to be the most attractive 14-year-old to ever live. that this cop was like, I got to get some too. She's a 14-year-old girl.

This is absolutely fucking horrible. But whatever the fuck is going on here is crazy. The lawsuit filed in the federal court last week said the police department dispatched officer Rodney Vickner to transport the girl to the hospital on Memorial Day weekend of 2020. But while Vickner and the girl sat in the waiting area, he showed the girl pictures on his phone of what he claimed was his 16-year-old daughter posing in bikinis and lingerie. so how do you make that move how do you know you're pretty hot but you should see my daughter she is a smoke show maybe you two can like scissor like what the fuck is he trying to do how do you have that conversation about your hot daughter

with a for that doesn't make any sense to me this guy bonus points i got wow got to give it to him the lewd photos were apparently just the beginning of a series of increasingly inappropriate encounters that would devolve into sexual assault and rape the lawyer alleges that Vicksner, who betrayed himself as a mentor, soon began phoning and texting the girl nearly every day for four months, often inviting himself into her home or asking her to come over or out to his police vehicle. The lawsuit alleges that Vigner also became violent during these encounters, striking the girl with the police baton. I mean, there's worst things he could have done with the baton. Let's be honest.

Oh, Jesus, yeah. But they also say that he forced him. we twisted her arm, groped her buttocks while hugging her, and one incident described in the lawsuit, Vickner invited himself over while the girl was sleeping, woke her up by shining a flashlight in her face that groped her breasts. I've been woken up by a police flashlight before,

but it didn't result in getting groped afterwards. Good morning. I mean, what the fuck? This guy's a cop. Yep. So the lawsuit led to that on two occasions Vignor attacked and raped the girl by inserting his fingers into her vagina while in his police vehicle. All right, Vinny, cops are not paid a lot of money.

And we know people get into that profession because of the perks. They want to be able to drive as fast as they want. They want to be able to take drugs from people, smack around some minorities. Are you telling me we're taking everything away from the police office? Who's going to want this job if you can't figure a 14-year-old in your cruiser? Who would want this job? She got to play with the siren? I mean, what the fuck are you even saying?

Are you what are you even saying? The story's insane. Okay. So, wow. Vickner was arrested last September in charge with sexual battery, a decent behavior with a juvenile and malfeasance. But this week's lawsuit alleged that the police department knew Vigner had a history of misconduct allegations. It was not a member of a special victim's or child abuse units and should never have been dispatched to a a 14-year-old rape victim.

Duh. Where's the no-shit Sherlock? Oh, my God. Hit me, where is it? No shit, Sherlock! No shit! The police department then fired him on January 13th and contacted the FBI to investigate. Took them months to fire this guy.

He was fucking finger-blasting a 14-year-old. Piece of shit. These alleged actions are clear violations of the department's policies, and contrary to everything that we require and expect of our police officers. It's right here on the wall, our policies. No finger blasting minors. You see this right here? They've got like a two fingers on a wall.

Like the no smoking side with just like a little no on it. No finger blasting. No finger blasting minors in your cruiser. God damn it, chief. We are, man, fucking Alex, he really did as good this week. Yeah, that's a good one. This next one, God damn it.

So this girl, Brittany Goosney, she's 29. from Middletown, Ohio. Now, you saw the picture of her? Yes. She looked like the catcher from the sandlot. Right. But just worse somehow. She's a fat ginger.

She's a big, fatty ginger. Not an attractive woman. So she reported her son James Robert Hutchinson missing on Sunday. Upon further questioning, when the police were like, well, where is he? Where's the last place you saw him? She ends up folding and admitting that something really terrible happened. They say that James was killed a few days before she reported him missing, and the child's body was brought back to where they live. So basically, this woman, this dirty, gross ginger woman, Brittany, drove her little kid out to this state park and was just going to fucking leave him there like abandoning a dog.

She was just going to fucking live. She's like, you're free now. Like, I don't know what the fuck she was thinking. so she goes to leave the child and she gets at her car to drive away and the kid shocker tries to follow his mom and runs by the car

and ends up falling under the tires and she ends up running over the kid and killing him so I read that a little bit differently than I guess you did because I thought that she hit the child with her car on purpose she did okay because you're making it seem like this is all just a misunderstanding like we just went to the park one day

and last the next thing I know he's She was leaving the kid there to dot. She left the kid there just to be, dude, to become a feral human. What six-year-old does not want to live in the woods? Are you kidding me? That's an amazing. Why is this kid running after that terrible mother of his?

He was free. He's free to go and join the rest of his life. Instead, the idiot goes running right into the fucking bumper. Oh, here it comes, mom. Blop. Now I'm going to tell you something. This might be a controversial statement. Uh-oh.

But you saw the kid, right? Yeah. A little cute kid. He was a cute kid. He was a cute kid. I look at that kid. I see money. I look at that kid and I go

That's a little Jonathan Libnicki right there That kid could be just the little kid in movies I'd take that kid right to Hollywood So stage Stage Papa Vinny That's what they're going to call me We were talking about how fun it is to finger blast 14 year olds and you're worried that that's the controversial statement

That you just made I believe you were talking about how fun it is The 14 blast 15 year olds I don't know if you have to preface that statement That's a good looking kid who can make some money I'm just saying Diversal. Why just throw this kid out? Do you know what show this is? Do you know what show you're on?

This mom's not the best parent. All right. She's not understanding this. She had two other kids in the house too. Now, they probably want to play in the woods. Here's what I don't understand. I said it earlier. She took the kid back home. Oh, right. Yeah. This is the crazy part. Yeah, which I don't understand at all. If you were going to leave the kid out in the fucking woods, at the point was to leave the kid out there and then you run him over. She didn't want to leave him.

She didn't what the body found, Vinny. So what she did was she brought the kid home. Do you think the same? six-year-old kid wouldn't have found somebody eventually? They're resilient. I know a six-year-old kid. You're talking about, no, she didn't want people to find the dead six-year-old. Right. So she brings it, puts it in the car, brings it home.

For a day, this dead six-year-old's living in the house. The next day, she gets up, drives the Ohio River, and dumps the body in the Ohio River. Yes. Correct. The part where the whole day passes before she realized what she's going to do with the body is the crazy part to me. I say, do you think there's some questions from the mother? the body there. You ran it over, you leave it over there. And then you say, my kid was kidnapped, whatever. She called the kid missing to the cops. And then they find the dead body out in the woods. Vinny, do you think this woman was smart enough not to bring her iPhone with her? They would have figured out that she drove the kid there within a second. Correct. She probably took a picture of it. She probably Instagrammed it. She probably sent a picture. Uh-oh. So. Having a bad day. Yeah, they threw the body into the river. Her and her husband, her boyfriend, James Hamilton, they, Both were charged, well, she was charged with murder.

He was charged with abuse of a corpse and tampering with evidence by helping her get rid of the body. Yeah. So these two are fucking disgusting. Fuck them. And our last story this week, we're going back down to Florida. Genre by the name of Alex Bonilla. Yes. 51 years old.

One of my favorite stories ever. You like this one? I do. I'll tell you why, but read it. Okay. He entered a plea of no contest last month on charges of kidnapping to inflict bodily harm. Burglary well armed, aggravated battery, with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a firearm during a July 2019 attack.

The Gilcrest County Sheriff's Office said the victim called 911 around 11 a.m. on July 14th and said Bonilla, who is his neighbor, broke into his home, armed with a gun and said that if the victim tried to resist, he'd kill him. From there, deputies say Bonilla forced the victim into the bedroom, tied him up, and then forcibly cut off the victim's penis with a pair of scissors. A fucking pair of scissors. Oh, ha! Dude, that's... I can't...

I don't want to think about it. It would hurt. Oh. Why did he do this? The motive came out later that apparently Bonilla caught his wife having sex with this man about two months prior. This was his wife's lover. Yes. The neighbor.

Yeah. So what I love about this, this guy's awesome. I love Alex Bonilla. And the reason why is because he never even thought for a second he would get away with this. He knew that he would be convicted of this. He pled no contest. I mean, he didn't kill the guy. He just cut his dick off and then left.

Not only did he leave, by the way, I left out a valuable piece of information. He took the penis with him. Yes. Yeah, he kept the penis. Yeah. Like this guy was just in a rage and he didn't give a fucking. that he was going to get caught. He had to do this. And he did it. And he did it. And his kids

have come out and said, we love our father. He's a great guy. They want the court to have mercy on him and not give him a long what do you call it? A long prison stay. I don't know. What's the word I'm looking for? Incarceration. Yeah. That's a word.

So he's beloved by his family. His wife's a whore. And he had to do what he had to do. I just imagine when the found him it was like that scene in scarface where they all came in except it wasn't a big pile of cocaine he was just sitting in a chair completely miserable with a severed dick just sitting there flapping around i don't i can't i think i don't know how you came up with it instead of cocaine it's just it's a guy's cock he's just sitting there at a fucking desk looking completely dejected and miserable it's over with and there's just a fucking dick severed penis and then he says say hello to my

little friend. It actually makes sense. I named him Ralphie. So that is Alex Bonilla. He is going to spend a very, very long time in prison. And my favorite thing was his family did really love him. Benia's son wrote a letter to the judge. And he said that he'd like his father back home to contribute to the household financially and help his younger sister learn to read. I thought that was nice. I know. They love this guy. He's also fined $251,000. Now, does that money go? to the guy who had his cock cut off? It wasn't a fine. It was from another civil lawsuit after that. Like the guy's

like you chopped my dick off. Oh, okay. You're going to pay for that. Okay. So that's what a penis is worth, a quarter of a million dollars. Interesting. I mean, I don't think every penis is worth a quarter of a million dollars. I know. What it was different depending on what your age is. Yeah. Like Because someone could research that for me. I wonder how much cocks are worth.

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where apparently people seem to really like this Creeps and Roses show. I don't, but they do. So that is the end of our show this week. Carl, did you have a nice time? I had a wonderful time. Many, thanks for having me again. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, stop it. On your show, it's our show, Carl. It's our show until the Patreon money comes in. Now, it's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice. Gagia! Kids, I don't know what's wrong with these kids today.

Kids, who can understand anything they say? Kids, they are disobedient, disrespectful oaths. Noisy, crazy, sloppy, lazy, low person. I get to be like we were perfect in every way What's the matter with kids today? This is stupid This is stupid