The Creep Off - Episode 54: Mail Fraud

Episode Date: March 15, 2021

This week our heroes welcome another wildcard round, with one rule…NO PEDOS!: In the Scum Parade we meet a cop who couldn’t find a bathroom, A really horny guy and a family annihilating insurance fraudster

I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation horror shock. Ola Creepos Welcome to another edition of the Creepoff The show about creeps by creeps for you creeps

My name is Vinnie Paulino And that's my co-host hot Carl What is happening Vinnie Paulino? So good to see you Out of a cadet Out of a cadet Carl, I love it

Hi pal Hey man It's Sunday Yeah we're doing the show A Day Early Which means I have even less prepared than usual. I'm not sure that's how daylight savings time

is supposed to work, but here we are. Yeah, right. We fuck this up. Can I say something that's actually personal? If you'd like. We probably shouldn't talk about. The reason why we're recording a day early is because it's your wife's birthday tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. And she's being selfish and she's making me stay home with her all day. What I

was shocked by is that she wanted to spend time with you on her birthday. I was shocked by that. You and me both. I know. What the fuck. What she said, I kind of pointed to myself like, you looked behind you yeah i did i did the little look i thought she was talking to the dog she messed up all of your regular creep off plans happy birthday mrs paulina all happy birthday to you honey

carl we did an episode last week which was a very fun topic we did creepiest kids yes the voting is in and because it is sunday we're actually checking the voting at the appropriate time that's true we said we normally would so are you ready one one last I saw it was a close one could go either way and Vinnie has 53% of the vote A child

A child that's mentally ill He was an 8 year old He doesn't know any better You had a 12 year old who was just a fucking year old who was just a fucking horny teenager you had a horny teenager who got in with a lunatic who thought he was a werewolf.

Baby brother slit his throat. I don't need to explain to you why the voters are idiots. Oh, you hear that everybody? That was a dumb vote. That's why I'm people's champion. That was a dumb vote.

Yeah, Carl. Let's see that dick. Whoa, Vinny. It's inappropriate. You dick. All right. So, listen. Do it fast times? That was fast times. Jesus Christ. I was just thinking.

about that this word it's fucking weird that puts me at game point it does you're at four to three four to three to two is the official board right now so congratulations so i got i got to bring it today you do need to bring it today i believe i have brought it what's the theme this week it's very simple wild card okay not a pito yes that was my call i'm like can we go one week without talking about fucking children yes all right let's do it with you this episode is like a palate cleanse yes it's like sniffing the coffee beans at the cologne counter. Press House coffee beans, yeah. It's like the sorbet.

Here we go, folks. My creep this week. Can I tell you I got distracted by that mask hanging off your ear? Why do you have a mask hanging off your ear right now? Is that a fashion statement? I forgot about it. I'm sorry. My hair do.

Yeah, your shitty blonde hairdo. Is it blonde? Ugh. Well, my cr- Did you die it again? It looks different. It doesn't. it's the same

my creep this week who it's a lady not only is it any lady this lady ran for president in 2016 she's the head of the Clinton crime family yes

fuck that I'm not doing that shit come on you gotta do Hillary I'm just teasing the heel turn what are these days what are these days with the heel turn you'll see crooked Hillary so my creep today ladies a gentleman. Her name is

Lisa Schneider. We are going to go down to Burt County, Pennsylvania. She only has two names, just the first name in the last age. You can't be that big of a creep. Lisa Nicole Schneider. Okay, now you got me. Now I'm nervous. Yeah, you should be at this one. She's a naughty lady. So hold on a second. Let me get ready.

Burt County, Pennsylvania, police received a 911 call on September 23rd, 2019, about 4.30 p.m. A mother called and said that her son had committed suicide. The police rushed there. Paramedics rushed there. They arrived to find the mother Lisa Schneider standing outside smoking a cigarette. Paramedics rushed in the house. They found siblings Connor and Brinley Schneider ages 8 and 4. They were unresponsive hanging from opposite

ends of a plastic-coated dog leash that was looped over the rafters in their basement of the home. They're rafters in the basement? They had these wooden rafters. Okay. They had like a dog lead, not just like a leash. It was a lead that was like rubber coated that was all over the thing. And the kid, it was either end was tied around either child's neck. Why are you smiling ear to ear as you tell me this?

I'm not. It's fucking horrible. And they were just hanging there. Yeah. The paramedics show up. And the kids are the key word. Weirdest game of seesaw I ever heard of. I'm telling you.

They're doing it wrong. Yeah. That's how gravity works, Debbie. The key word was they were unresponsive. Yeah. Because the kids were still fucking alive. Okay. And they were going into cardiac arrest.

Isn't that your middle name? Vinny Cardiac Arrest, Paulito? It's coronary, thank you. I do it with something like that. So I actually have the audio of the paramedics radioing back in. What are you doing? Oh, you know, just hanging around. Boo.

I'm glad you booed yourself on that one. Jesus Christ. So the kids go into cardiac arrest. They're flown to Lehigh Valley Hospital. Three days later, they were not coming out of, like, this coma that they were in. They were taking off life support and pronounced dead 14 minutes apart. This is an eight-year-old and a four-year-old. Right.

Now, I want to show you a picture of the mother here, Carl. What do you think of this here, good lady? This is Nicole? Yeah. Oh, she's not an attractive woman. She is a pig. Yeah. I mean, I-G.

Yeah. When Biddy's saying you could lose 20 pounds. She can lose 50. And you know what? I'm going to tell you a lot about this lady. The more I read this story, the more I despise her, I have no problem calling her a pig. So the mom wanted to get the story out there really quick, right? She wanted to make sure that people knew what happened, how these two kids ended up hanging

from the ceiling in the basement. When the cops arrived, they're still alive. She's outside smoking a fucking cigarette. Well, the kids are still swinging alive. She didn't try to help either of them. Right. She left them there hanging, called the cops. She could have picked her favorite and held one of them.

Right. You know? She could have done a lot of things. But instead, she was like, oh, that's too hard. I'm going to go outside and just wait for the paramedics. But she's the one who made the call? Yeah. Huh.

Okay. Here's her talking to reporters about it. Pennsylvania has a different dialect. Yeah. The rest of the country. It's just southern Pennsylvania. I believe it's called Pennsylvania Dutch Dutch pink. Right.

Yeah. So this fat, I hate this woman. I really hate her. Schneider told the police that Connor was bullied in school and wanted to die by suicide. This is the eight-year-old or the four-year-old? This is the eight-year-old. The four-year-old was a girl. But he didn't want to go alone, so he killed his sister as well.

This kid, if you got to look at him, here's a picture, Carl. Wait. This is a picture of the two kids. Okay. I can see why he would get bullied. That's a ridiculous pink t-shirt that he's wearing. Look, that kid's got buzzet. And he is a little poorly.

Okay, he's 150 pounds at eight years old. That's a big boy. What were you at eight years old, buddy? 210. I was being scouted by NFL teams. So, I mean, he's a big kid. And he also had a speech delay and a physical disability, which made it hard for him.

to manipulate his fingers. I think that's just called fat. Yeah, right. I'm not like trying to make fun of this fucking kid. He's got pigs in a blanket for hand. Apparently, like, the mom said he was getting so bullied that he wanted to commit suicide. Now, when they talked to the school, they're like, no, he was like the happiest kid here. Everybody loved him.

He loved to paint. He loved to do this stuff. He had a ton of friends. He was the funny. Eat was the thing he loved to do paint. What are you talking about? He loved art class. Yeah.

Macaroni pictures. There you go. This poor kid, he was the funny fat kid in class. The cops looked at the school bus tapes the day of because it's 4.30. He had just gotten home from school like an hour before. Yeah. And the kids laughing with his friends and played on the school bus and having a good old time. Now, hold on a second, Boney.

Hold on a second, Vinnie. A lot of people who commit suicide are at their happiest before they do it because they finally have come to the conclusion that they're going to end it all. and they feel like they're at one with themselves. After an autopsy and a lengthy investigation. I just made that not fun. Yeah, you certainly did. What am I doing?

After an autopsy, Lehigh County Coroner decided that the cause of death for both children was hanging and the manner for both to be a homicide. So they ruled this that these kids were murdered because here's the thing. This kid, he couldn't manipulate his fingers. So in order for him to get this dog thing tied around. his sister's neck over a rafter he's 150 pounds at eight years old he's getting up to the ceiling and he's roping the thing around and he's figuring out how to hang himself and his sister at eight

years old okay they ruled it a homicide so the police went back to the house they uh filed a bunch of search warrants for stuff cell phones computers and then they arrested her and she didn't want to go they had to try to coax her out of the house i actually have the audio of that Come on, pig. Biggie. Come on, piggy. See? Come on, pig.

It's my new favorite drop. That's pretty good. She was charged after the two-month investigation with first-degree murder, third-degree murder, tampering with evidence, endangering the welfare of the children. So she hung her two kids. And during that two-month investigation, she was selling all of their shit,

all of their video games. They had, like, an above-ground, pool. She sold all of it. Who was going to use it? She had another son who was 17. I didn't add that. Oh, okay. Yeah. The 17 year old might have liked his Xbox. But she just started selling all the kids' stuff.

Vinnie Blaine knows how to tell a story. He always ends with the most inconsequential part of it. And the craziest thing is, how do you think that's the end? She didn't even keep the Xbox at the dead kid. Carl, we just got to the M. Night Shyamalan twist. Oh, good. Okay. What's going on? She was a ghost the whole time? There was a

surprise charge, Carl. okay the surprise charge was animal cruelty oh i don't like this facebook records were received as they took her computers indicating she engages in a sexually explicit message exchange about her dog performing oral sex she's texting her dog about fucking no she was talking to a guy who she was calling daddy hey rover what do you do it tonight here's what the messages said he's eating my pussy daddy said one. He keeps moving every time the flash goes off. She then sends a photo of a black and white dog

performing oral sex on her. What does the race have to do with this? A Megan Markle's dog. And then she said, quote, he did good up until he started biting, end quote. Yeah, that is definitely the problem with getting oral from a dog is the biting part. Now, because

the internet is a fucked up place, Carl. Because the internet is a fucked up place. Yeah. I have the audio from the video that she said. So wait, you're saying that a dog was going down on a pig. I am. I know that a frog is fucked a pig, but I didn't know that a dog

did. Here's the audio. Vinnie, I do not want to hear any more honeymoon tapes from you, all right? I know it's your wife's birthday. Her lawyers are pleading insanity. Okay. I'm sold. But there's one big piece of evidence that we have not discussed yet.

That will be my closing, which will be my closing statement here. Authorities allege that on multiple days between September 17th and September 23rd, leading up to the deaths, Snyder Google the following terms. Carbon monoxide in a car. How long to die? the TV show almost got away with it. I almost got away with it. Best episodes. Hanging yourself.

Do a hybrid car produce carbon monoxide. Does a hybrid car produce carbon monoxide well idly? Why did I buy a hybrid? She's... I'm trying to kill my kids. Damn it! She is also accused of visiting a website that describes an effective way of hanging a person using a short drop, simple suspension, exactly the way that this was used to hang her to kill it. I hope you didn't send up for the email newsletter.

Now, the DA, could you do me a favor and get your no shit Sherlock drop ready for me? I have it right here, my friend. The DA summed up this case pretty well in a press conference when he had to explain what happened. I don't know that there is any explanation for her behavior at all. No shit, Sherlock!

Thank you. Thank you. So this woman murdered her. Both of her kids, hung them, lied about it. dead she was also fucking the dog the family dog well i mean the dog was going down on her ladies and gentlemen lisa schneider my creep this week lisa snider all right come on pig you don't want to love with that one very good all right all right i present to you the fine people who enjoy the creep off a man named daniel sharples you're sickos Daniel Sharples is a bodybuilder, he's a gym rat, he's a kickboxer, I've watched videos of him, he can get up really high, he could kick as high as his head is, he's very skilled martial arts.

He can kick high, like a rock cat, Carl? Yes, he's like a rock cat. Okay. It's exactly what I meant by that. Okay. Well, you watch the videos, I didn't. One day, Daniel decided to start his day off the way champions do. relaying the timeline of events to the court

it was heard that Daniel had started his day out by having pancakes for breakfast and had a pint of logger in the looking glass pub in Warrington he then moved on to the hot pole pub where he was said to have downed more beer and took Sambuca shots So the guy starts off his day with pancakes

Bia shots and fucking Sambuca what a morning which is a fun way to get your day started I'm not gonna lie it sounds pretty good yeah so then he's going for a walk and he comes across some folks who are hanging out under an overpass. Yep.

Just strolling along. Just strolling along. All right. And he comes across this person. He would then turn his attention to a group of people, which included 53-year-old dad of two, Michael Mears. Michael had suffered from health conditions, which included deep vein thrombosis, which ultimately led to the partial amputation of his left leg.

And so he was wheelchair bound, and he was reliant on his wheelchair for mobility. That's like blood clots, right? Yes. So Michael Maher is 53-year-old, father of two, a grandfather at this time, wheelchair-bound. Here's this 38-year-old bodybuilder. So what did you? Give a buck, offer to push him to the store. Something like that.

I'll let this person to explain it. He attacked two members of the group and then Roundhouse kicked Michael, which made him fall out of his wheelchair. After falling to the floor, he then began a vicious attack on Michael, which included punches and kicks to the head. he would then take his wheelchair and throw it. I saw this video, because the video's available on YouTube. Oh, God. The guy falls out of his wheelchair. He pulls the wheelchair away from him and chucks it away,

and then continues to start kicking this guy in the head. Now, hold on, Carl. Yeah. Do we know this guy really needed the chair? Did he just, like, expose, like... He was missing a leg! Well, maybe he had a blanket covering it. He didn't know.

He's not, like, crippled Jesus, faking it. Uh-huh. This guy actually needed a wheelchair. Okay, so he, uh, assaulted this man in threw away's wheelchair. Stephen Wood, who represented Sharples in court,

argued that his client is a nutcase who was not in control of himself. His own attorney is saying he's a nutcase. During his arrest, Sharples, the attorney's like, I've had my share of Sambuka, but this guy.

During his arrest, Sharples was said to be frothing at the mouth, and while he was in the police van, he banged his head on the door. Later, while in a cell, he soiled himself and stripped naked and then punched himself. This guy's got some fucking problems.

He claimed that the guy in the wheelchair sold heroin to his 15-year-old son. And that's why he wanted to take him down because he was a drug dealer. His son, the 15-year-old, said, I've never taken drugs in my life. I do not know who this person is. I do not know what my father is talking about. None of this is real. Are you off your fucking meds or something? Initially, he attempted to run away from police after the attack and tried to escape by running through a pub.

But then stopped and grabbed a beer. And the police were able to catch up. So after 10 hours of deliberation, following a seven-day trial, a jury determined unanimously that Sherples was guilty of murder because this poor guy did not survive his head injuries. Okay. So he just assaulted this man for no reason. No reason at all. He just got drunk one day. He was on some valium.

He was walking through the park. He saw these guys hanging out. A guy in a wheelchair, he just gave him a roundhouse kick to the head, knocked him out of his wheelchair. but this guy was not good before that. In that initial court hearing, it was heard that Daniel Sharples had nine previous convictions for 25 offenses

and he said that he couldn't believe how he acted out because he had taken a quantity of valium before the attack. Nine out of 25. Sounds like the cops have been hassling this guy. Yeah, you think so? You think that's a problem? Yeah, I think it might be, Carl.

So after the arrest, he told police officers he had no regrets that he would do it again. He was very proud. out of himself for taking out this wheelchair-bound man and murdering him by kicking him in the head. And he also heard that he poked Michael's eyes out with his index finger. He gave him the old three stooges. He hooked him. Jesus. All right. So that's my creep this week. Daniel Sharples, this guy as a kickboxer who decided to go beat up a random handicapped person

and murder him. Well, my creep is a... Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big. She's three of me, folks. She wasn't that thing. She's three of me. Now you're exaggerating. She's three of me, and she hung her kid who is the size of me. Two, I mean, an eight-year-old, the four-year-old, she murdered her two kids, and she let the dog.

We show the picture of that kid again, because actually, now with you a blonde hair, you kind of look like, you look like that kid. That kid would have grown up to be out of mediocre power. podcast. And you know what? People would have loved him. Yep. Yeah. Justice for Connor and Bridley. It would have been the people's champ, I'm sure. Yep. I feel really bad. They murdered the fat, funny kid. That's a crime. Literally murderous butt. That's the crime in this. Yeah, the murder. I know. I agree.

Yeah. Do we get any voicemails or any emails or any feedback coming in? Oh, Carl did we. This past week. The crew voicemail segment is brought to you by our good friends in Syracuse. The Creep-off voice mail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. The Orange may be currently in ninth place in their conference, but at least we still have, uh, huh, see you in Syracuse. I like that. It's topical.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They almost upset Virginia, by the way. Yeah, well. They sure didn't. So let's go out with the voicemails. Let's do it. Hey, Carl. Hey, Vinnie.

I was thinking that the guest points should persist even after you guys win and once they reached the winning number you both spin a different wheel that has consequences you both do such as going to Tom Myers' restaurant together which is worse

that's fucking hilarious many I knew you'd play that one because you're like oh no we have to go to a Mexican restaurant in food oh geez so like I would imagine if we did that, which I'm not in favor of this. Fuck that. What? I say what I say when I win this week and you have to spend next week, we just eliminate the guest points because fuck them. And in the next round, they have to try to get us the same way you and I have to get it. I think that's funny.

I got it the way we do. That's funny because we rarely have guests on the show. It's perfect. Oh, I mean, that's a good plan. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I mean, if we did do this, we'd have to have the stuff like the trip to the Syracuse Mall. We'd have to go spend like eight hours they're together while holding hands. No, we should get handcuffed together. That would be fucking hysterical. I kind of like the idea of us having to do something in tandem. Yeah.

We very rarely socialize. But I would not bring a second wheel. I mean, I don't have that kind of budget. We'd have to just dry erase the first wheel and redo it. Yeah. Yeah, we'd have to figure something out. A second wheel is this guy I think we are. We're not selling advertisements separate to Syracuse.

They don't have much money. Here's a fun one. Oh, hey, Vinnie's intern, man. Freaking tell Vinny, hey, that guy Carl that he does the show with, he, like, stole this guy, Kevin's idea and did his own show and turned into this big thing. He's trying to do the same thing to Vinny. So watch out, man.

All right. See you. Are you trying to steal away the creep off the way you stole WATP away from Gavin? I assume you'll eventually get bored of it, and then I'll just take it over. And then I'll get Kay on and Doug from who's right. and eventually I won't even be out of it. That's been the plan all along. But why can't I just still have it?

Minnie, you get nothing. You get nothing and like it. Carl, we got a big time celebrity calling up. Oh, sweet. I love it when big time celebrities call up. Me too. Oh, hi! How are you doing?

It's me banana docs. I just want to say, uh, Winnie Winnie, Winnie, people's champ. Fuck you, Carl. Fuck you run your. Big stupid ass. Wow.

Give you a big old smoochie on your big old beautiful charles face there. Vinny, a little, you little beautiful man, you already. I'm going to go. I've got a course white string. Goodbye. Uh, Carl, I think that we should add to the consequence. Yeah. A very long live stream where you have to do it as a character like that for the entire time.

Would that be fun? Yeah, you have to come up with your own character You can't be like Banana Carl You have to come up with like your own character With some stupid filter and do it all day Can I be an annoying orange? You hardly are. You have the complexion of an orange

All right, so that's the voice mail segment That wasn't called for. Yeah, most of them are. All right, Vinnie, are you ready for a scum parade? More than anything. Producer Chris, what scum parade jingle should we play? Do you have a preference? The old school one.

The old school one. You got it, buddy. Oh, yeah. Feels good. Why do I leave two-core productions? I got a jiggle. There's nothing for creeps. The scum parade.

I'm paroland in a show. I mean, should that start right here? The stone parade. Would that make way more sense? What was I thinking? Carl, who fucking knows? I'm so stupid. Let's start down to Osage Beach, Florida, shall we? Yeah, let's do it.

This is a fun one. A 29-year-old gentleman by the name of Julian Hughes Rowland has been charged with sexual misconduct in the first degree. According to court records, on March 4th, 2021, Osage Beach police responded to a local eye care center. Officers spoke with an employee of the business who stated, Roland, was sweaty and shaking his leg. During his, I guess they were fitting glasses on him, he was sitting at one of the tables. And the employee felt a wetness on her pants leg and asked if Roland had vomited. It was at that point that the employee realized Roland had been masturbated the entire time

and had shot his seminal fluid onto the employee. That's right. Right onto this woman's leg. That she was like, did you just come on me? he was like yeah how do you jerk off on someone without them knowing about it i'm asking for a friend you would think like she would have like good glasses right you think you'd be able to see something like that you'd think you'd see it coming in the eye shop none of this story made sense to me yeah well he's uh he's been arrested it is on a no bond warrant and uh he is on bond i'm sorry prosecutors

requested a no bond warrant on roland as he is currently on bond in palaskey county awaiting trial for forcible rape and two counts of statutory sodomy so he's basically been a problem oh those were different charges yes he was out on bond when he did this oh he's he's a really horny guy yes he is all right he is you know that might be the name of this episode he's a really horny guy okay or at least in the description so you sent me a story this week I love it when you said me stories Carl well this is the most work you've done for the scumbrae in months Former Cleveland police officer Solomon Nihawatiwa, 34, was off duty when he drove up to a 12-year-old girl. I said this to you just so I can hear you pronounce the guy's name.

Nahawat-T-Wah. Yeah. Nahi-T-Wa. Yeah, that's it. Was off duty when he drove up to a 12-year-old girl as she waited for the bus to take her to school and asked if she needed a ride, court records, say. The girl refused his offers and he drove away. Nahiwatha, then returned on foot, pulled out his cell phone, and recorded himself urinating on her. Oh, he's an R. Kelly fan.

Oh, I'm pissing on your leg girl. Right at the ball stop, girl. You're more Delta than I realize. She goes, what is your problem? Which, the response, what is your problem? I mean, to someone pissing on you. It is a pretty good response. Well, she's 12.

What was his problem? Do we know? No, we don't. But he was an off-duty fucking cop. He goes, what's wrong, bitch, court records say. He continued to record video with his cell phone as he walked away, records say. A resident nearby called police to report a suspicious person later identified as Mr. Nowatawa, whatever is fucking Nick.

God damn it. It's different every time. God damn it. He was looking into car windows around the same time. Police piece together evidence to connect him to both incidents. Prosecutors say DNA taken from the girls' clothes matched our pal Sol, Solomon. All right, explain this one to me, Vinny, because there's very few details in this article. Yeah.

A 12-year-old girl got pissed on. As soon as the guy starts pulling his penis out, you could run away. How do you get pissed on by somebody when you're outside in public? I'm guessing, like, he walked up behind her and did it, and then she was just like, what? What's your problem? She turns out and she realizes what's going on. You know a little bit too much. 12-year-olds don't generally stand still if they see me walking towards them.

Right. They go the other way. That's what I mean. Yeah, you have to walk up behind him. You got to sneak up on him. All right, I got you. A judge on Tuesday handed down a four and a half year prison sentence for this. He pled guilty.

As part of his plea agreement, he agreed to resign his position with the police department. Yeah, no shit. Yeah. Head it again. Hit it again. Oh, you're not a cop anymore? Oh, I did it was pissed on a 12-year-old. What's the problem?

Here's an interesting fact. He was disciplined four times in his five years with the Cleveland police and was also involved at a fatal shooting while working as a security guard before he became a cop. Yeah, this guy sounds like the exact person you want to hire to be out of the police squad. Great, great job, Cleveland. Cleveland rocks. Well done.

This story kind of tripped me out. March 10th, an employee of an assisted living facility in Minnesota has been charged with sexually assaulting an 83-year-old Alzheimer's patient. Telling Winslow Jr. works in an assisted living facility? No, he's in prison. Oh, it's a different person. Yeah. The attack was witnessed remotely by the victim's son

who had set up webcams and his mother's room so that he can monitor her well-being so he set up like those risks yeah well no he set up like ringed doorbells because he just wants to make sure she's okay i mean i kind of get that but i don't want to put a camera in my mom's bedroom i spent my 83-year-old mom's bedroom i don't want to see what goes on in there no i'd rather put one in my wife's bedroom see what she's up to watch her and your boyfriend yeah right so the guy's name is uh olabababala dula dula I don't What the fuck?

I don't know what it is either. It's Bawaji. His last name is Bawaji. He's 52. Apparently, they say that he raped the victim Monday evening in the woman's room at the Pillars of Moncato in Moncato, Minnesota. He's being charged with a pair of felonies for allegedly having sexual contact with a mentally impaired, mentally incapacitated, physically helpless individual.

And according to the probable cause statement, the victim's son told police that he received an alert Monday evening from the steaming camera in his mother's bedroom. He's like, oh, let me just check in on mom. And he finds a big African guy on top of his 83-year-old mother. And he was sexually assaulted her. Yeah. The attack ended when the victim's son spoke through the speaker function on the camera going, hey, hey, you stop that.

Now, that would be a great commercial for Ring. Hell, yeah. Isn't that? Because they always show, like, the white guy coming up to the house, like he's going to break in. Oh, this bit. it'd be way fucking funnier if the guy's looking at his phone and there's his 83 year old mom

getting raped and he's like hey listen to asshole I can see what you're up to I can picture the commercial the guy's in a nice restaurant with his wife yeah right and he's like I don't have to worry about mom and he looks at his phone and it just spits wine all over the table

no he's totally covered by he's like hey put that cock away asshole I'm watching you oh that's right back to eating his pasta that would be me yeah that's right it take me a couple second side, just being, stop just choking out of the food. Stop, stop raping my

mother. So yeah, pretty fucking wild. The guy, apparently, he tells him to stop, the guy realizes there's a camera there, puts his dick away, he's like, oh, sorry, and walks out. Well, so then he

admits that this has happened before. Yes. And it sounds to me like those two were just going steady. Right? It sounds to me like the son was just mad that mom has moved on from dad and is trying to find love again. Fact of the matter is Carl, age is a number. Right. Because her browser history showed that she was Googling BBC videos. And I'm not talking about the videos from Britain. I'm pretty sure that's a type of crocheting. I think this woman was really in love

and this son fucked it up. She thinks she's at home just crying. He's never coming back now. Yeah, right. Oh, now there's cameras in my room. I'm never going to get laid. Thanks a lot, asshole. Yeah.

Your creepy son the voyeur. Yep. All right. You ready to our last story this week? We're going to go to Southern California, a man who was sentenced to 212 years in prison. Okay. That's a doozy of a sentence.

It's going to be tough. He was sentenced to. for killing his two autistic sons in order to collect on their... What's this guy's name? Oh, fuck. All of these names are ridiculous. No one's just a Jones or something.

Ali Alamazian. Something like that. It's not like you just said the alphabet, but yeah, that sounds about right. So he intentionally drove his ex-wife and their two children off of a wharf into the water of the Port of Los Angeles at a dock used by commercial fishermen

in August or in April of 2015. He escaped out the window on his open driver's side window. His wife, who did not know how to swim. Oh, is a black woman? What does race have to do with it? It was once rescued by a fisherman who threw her flotation device.

So some fishermen had to get involved to ruin this guy's whole plan. Right. His wife did know how to swim. She gets rescued, but their two sons, two of their three sons were strapped to the back seat. The boys were 8 and 13. They were both severely autistic.

The U.S. Attorney's Office said, I don't know I'm laughing at that. Yes, you are. Both boys drowned. A third son was away at camp at the time. So the third son was like outjoyed the summer. And dad was like, uh,

it'll be me and you, son. We'll be going to ball games, having a good old time. We'll be having a great old time together, son. So he drove off this wharf. He had put $3 million worth of insurance on these kids. Oh,

so he committed insurance. We're talking about insurance fraud. Correct. Oh, well, he got $260,000. Who doesn't commit insurance? insurance. We've all done this. I mean, ex-presidents do it all the time.

We've all done this. Their deaths came 12 days after the two-year contestability period expired with the insurance. So, like, they don't investigate the shit after two years. Right. So he waited until it was after that point. Almost two weeks. Yeah. A lot of patience with this guy.

This guy, long haul, long story short, he was wrong. they started investigating this anyway. They also attempted to persuade witnesses in the case to lie to law enforcement and say he had given insurance proceeds to charity. So the cops are like, wait a second, you took all this money? What's the story here? And once he realized they were investigating, he's like, I gave it out of charity. I didn't even have the money. Why would I keep the money?

It would be blood money. It would be terrible. I would never do that. And so that he told everybody to go along with it. And that's a terrible plan because when you give money that kind of money away to charities, they give you a receipt. well he murdered the kids for the money he murdered his ex-wife because she deserved it right well she survived oh i do you wanted to murder his ex-wife i unfortunately it didn't happen but keep trying buddy so it's so fucking funny he bought from eight different insurance

companies more than three million dollars of life and accidental death insurance policies on himself and his family he also called at least two of the insurance companies to confirm they would not investigate claims made two years after the policies were purchased. Not suspicious at all. These telephone calls were recorded and were played for the jury. Shocked. So wait, so after 24 months, you guys are just going to pay out, no questions

asked? It's what a dumb policy, huh? That is a really stupid policy. They got him on four counts of mail fraud, four counts of lawyer fraud, one count of aggravated identity thefted, five counts of money laundering. He murdered his disabled children and attempted to murder his ex-wife for money. Yeah, she left him, by the way.

Mail fraud. Is that like what, Suttering John's kid did? What did Suttering John's kid do? It's a terrible joke. I'm gonna, probably take that out. Mail fraud! Probably take that one out in post. If they come after my kids.

It's the name of this episode, mail fraud. Fuck. Fuck me. Yeah, he also has to pay $261,000 in restitution. And his 20-year-old son now has addressed his father in court for the first time and said, I hope you know, I don't want anything to do with the anymore don't call me don't write me he tried to burn his entire family doesn't want to talk to you either idiot he hates his family what do you oh oh no my surviving son is want to talk to me oh you showed me

kid you sure showed me yeah well guess who's not on the visitor list now yeah right like dude if you weren't in camp you'd be in the car what are you talking about i want to fucking put you in the trunk so uh that is this week's scum parade carl what a great time we've had on a sunday episode to The Creep-Off. Yeah, this was fun. You could vote this week at The Creepoff.com. You could vote for Lisa Schneider. Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.

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