The Creep Off - Episode 57: #57 The Pink Slip

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

In spite of never completing a book in their lives Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest author: In the scum parade we meet the new Russian Olympic baby throwing champion, we learn to never mix Nyquil with other medications and why you should not go to home depot for cosmetic surgery supplies.

How is your Easter, Carl? Well, I do a thing. I have a tradition. It's called Feaster. Okay. And my wife and I avoid our families and eat crab legs. Amazing. And it was amazing, yes.

I didn't have a traditional Easter either. No, what did you do? I celebrated the king of kings. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I bought a Jerry Lawler action figure. Oh, geez. Let's, uh, what do you say? He's not joke.

Guys, he's not joking. No, it's on the set over there. I'll show you all later. I know. I'm sure. Yeah. I'm going to give the people. for what they want,

sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods, because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Vomit-inducing thing. Ola! Creepos!

Welcome to another edition of The Creepoff, the show about creeps, by creeps, for you creeps. I'm your host. The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour. The people's champion.

Vinnie's by now. And Carl is here, too. What is happening, Vinny? Oh, it's just nice to hear your voice. I can't see you on the screen today. Vinny's got his... Oh, there it is. Okay.

Probably for the best. Vinny's got his other show going again. again now. Come me the Carlson cast. And I have a new producer who has changed everything back here. And our studios all screwed up. No, it's better. I just need to learn the changes that have been made. And that's on me. So everybody... Look at that with a good attitude out of the gate today. I'm impressed. I should be frankly pissed. But you know what I am happy about, Carl? What are you happy about? We've been working hard this week and we are putting together this Patreon. We recorded our first Patreon episode last week. It's on YouTube. We haven't released the

audio version yet. It's coming. You'll get it this week. It's about Jared Fogel. It was fun. We had a really good time doing it. So keep an ear out for that. I know we promised you it would be out last week and that, you know, some of you are mad and calling us liar. Carl and I were discussing it, and we had been talking about how we wanted to have two separate, like, tiny tears, just like the little ones. If you like the show, you want to support us, help us out. But we were trying to figure out how to make that fun for everybody. So, ladies and gentlemen, we have a subcontest going, don't we, Carl?

Yes, we do. Why don't you explain to the people what's going to? happen. You can vote for your favorite host of the creep-off by either submitting to Carl's Cuzzarooz or what is it, Uncle Vinnie's toddler touchers?

No, that's not even close. What is your one? We're the Viannon True Believers. Vianan True Believers. And what's going to happen is we're going to be counting behind the scenes, who's signing up for which tiers, and then when one of us gets to 50 subscribers, the other one has to spin a separate

wheel. We'll have a separate wheel of Consequence is the Patreon. Yes, and it will be a Patreon episode only where we will spin this wheel. Yes. And the things that are going to be on this wheel, what I'd like to do, Carl, is I would like to make sure that when we spin that wheel, all of the consequences are going to be able to be paid right then and there. Oh, okay.

I thought we talked about having them all be, we have to do one-off podcasts on different subjects, and the wheel would be all the different subject matter. We have to do a one-off podcast. Ooh, that's a good idea, too. Yeah. Well, folks. You said the last time I said that to you. Well, we've been throwing ideas around.

We're just having way too much fun. this. Yes. And we probably shouldn't because it's going to suck for one of us. We're not getting very much done, but we have been throwing out a lot of ideas. We're going to try to come up at the best ideas that we can. So keep an eye out for the Patreon. We're also recording this week a creep-off who are these podcasts crossover event. I've heard that. That will be on Patreon as well. Which day are we doing that? Wednesday. Okay. I don't need. Okay. I'll be there. Okay. Very good. I fucking forgot about that. I know. I figured you did. Oh. Let's talk about last week. Yes. Let's talk about.

last week. It was the creepiest Easter creep. Yeah. And my guy murdered his eight nieces and nephews, his brother, his mother, and his ex-girlfriend slash new sister-in-law. You're still trying to win? Still trying to win, Minnie? Let's take a look at the voting. What happened?

You won. Kara wins with 53% of the vote. That's bullshit for a lot of reasons. You and I both know it's bullshit. The people have spoken Congratulations.

It was a free and fair election that I won fair and square. That means I'm up two to zero this round of the creep off, Vinny. You've got to dig yourself out of the hole, my friend. Now, I have that opportunity because today, this is a category that Carl chose. It is. Carl, tell the people what you chose. We are going to do the creepiest author in spite of us never finishing a book in our lives. Yeah, I brought Jim Davis.

All right. Who is your creepiest author, Carl? Ring the bell. Are we getting started? Let's do it. My creepiest author has written two books. The first one was written about seven years ago, or at least was put out about seven years ago. It's called All Things Possible. Are you familiar with this book? No, it sounds awful. Anyway, well, it wasn't great. I'll just read from The New Republic. On the eve of being elected to a second term as governor, of New York. Andrew Cuomo. Here we go again. Andrew Cuomo published his memoir, all things possible.

It is an overlong at more than 550 pages, cliche-ridden, and hopelessly dull book. Cuomo was paid more than $700,000 advance by Harper Collins. And the book had an announced initial print run of $200,000, but five months after it was published, it had sold just over 3,000 copies in hardcover and 13 audiobooks. Well, I'm sure you could have done better on his second attempt. Even by the dismal standards of the subgenre of books by politicians, this was a flop. Based on a conservative estimate of the governor's advance, Cuomo earned about $200 for every hardcover sold.

So you would think this is not a guy you want to be throwing money at to write a book. Who do you think sold more? Cuomo's first book are stuttering John's autobiography. Ooh, that would be a close one. That's interesting. I would like to know the numbers on that. I want to get a forensic accountant on that. Cuomo published a follow-up, American Crisis.

leadership lessons from the pandemic last fall. According to the New York Times, the bidding process for that book ended with a high offer of more than $4 million. It has sold about $45,000 copies. It too is a disaster from a sales standpoint. And that was before Cuomo was hit with a cascade of scandals.

Its publisher stopped promoting it earlier this year. So it's one of those things where... It's Dunzo. The people who had him write this book and gave him this $4 million had to be kind of like, Like, well, he's on TV every day. Yeah. He could pitch to the book.

And he did. He did pitch the book every day. On his TV show that he won an Emmy for. Yeah. So let's remember that while I'm saying that Governor Cuomo is an author, he's many things beyond an author. Is there ever been an Emmy Award winner who's written a book that was so poorly received? I can't imagine. I can't imagine.

Maybe Chelsea Handler's one of her dumb books or something. I don't know. Interesting. I got a little Chelsea Handler information in my presentation today. Oh, good. bring that up. So what's been going on with the governor, if you've been paying attention to the news lately, as some women are coming forward and saying that Governor Cuomo is a bit of a gropey and uncomfortable person to be around. He's a little handsy. It started with Lindsay Boylan.

And Lindsay Boylan was 33 when Cuomo was 60. And this happened. Lindsay Boylan, the former Cuomo aide, says the governor invited her to a game of strip poker and kissed her on the mouth without consent. So the two separate incidences here. One of them was she was getting out of the office. She just got up to walk out of his office. He stood in front of her and kissed her on the mouth and she was just trying to walk out of the office. Some workplace shenanigans going on there. Before you leave.

Yeah, right. All right, so we had Lindsay Boylan, and then Charlotte Bennett came out. She was 24 while Cuomo was 62, and let's see what she has to say here. He implied to me that I was old enough for him and he was lonely. He would ask her about her sex life and asked her if she would sleep with older men or if she enjoyed sleeping with older men. Did you enjoy watching the Howdy Duty program when you were young? He's two generations. I had a howdy duty doll that I loved.

He's two generations removed from these women that he's hitting on. And I'm glad he's striking out, but he doesn't slow down. I mean, I got it. I'm not going to lie. I find it very interesting. Two governors that we've had have had trouble getting women. Eliot Spitzer is that the one? He had to go pay for it.

And Cuomo's just strike it out all over town. He's fucking Casey Jones. So bad. Had the fucking plate. On a list was the third. third accuser, Anna, someone who I actually know who lives here in Rochester. And then we had Anna Ruch. Do you know one of the accusers?

I do. Yeah, I was on a voluntary board with her for years. Oh, really? She's just a liar. She's not. She's a straight shooter. She's just a filthy liar. She has a straight shooter, my friend. She has a political agenda. Yeah, she does have a political agenda. She's a staunch Democrat. She worked for him. All of these people are Democrats who worked for him and were rooting for him. So right-wing propaganda.

That's how you know this is really. because they're not trying to ruin the other party, a political opponent or anything like that. Anna Ruch was 32 in 2019 when he tried to kiss her at a wedding. We've all seen this photo. That's a great picture. It's a great photo. She looks terrified.

He's got his hands on her cheeks, and he's just, like, leaning in for the kiss. And she went, if you can read any body language here, you can tell she wants nothing to do with this kiss. Honestly, God, it's like one of those pictures of a kid on Santa's lap. That just reacted horribly. There is shock, fear, and just disgust all in that woman's eyes all at once. So that was the fourth accuser.

Number five is still unidentified because she currently works for him. Listen to this story. This is great. A female aide to Cuomo alleges he summoned her to the executive mansion to help him with a technical issue involving his mobile phone. The article goes on to say, the governor aggressively groped her late last year by reaching on her blouse and fondling her. So he was like, how do you open one of these incognito tabs? Right, yeah.

Is it by twisting your nipples like so? He was being Grandpa Cuomo. I can't figure out my iPhone. I'm going to need to have like a young lady come over to my house to help me figure this out. Come help pop pop, pop fix his phone. Yes, which is not a great move. I don't think that's the way I would go about it personally. Like, wow, I'm such an old daughtering idiot.

Why don't you come over so I can fondle your breasts? Not the best way to go about that. After that, we had Karen Hinton. Miss Hinton told the post that Mr. Cuomo had given her unsolicited, intimate embrace after summoning her to a hotel room in 2000. He picked me up and lifted both of my legs over his shoulders. Like, what did he do? She said she had resisted when he tried to do it a second time.

Okay. Jessica Bakeman was accuser number seven, a former Albany reporter who described several instances when Mr. Cuomo was either physically inappropriate with her or publicly demeaned her. Then we have the eighth accuser. That's eight if you keep a track at home. This would be Alyssa McGrath, also a current staff member. She still works there?

Yes. Okay, sorry. Now, a current employee is accusing the New York governor. She's the eighth woman to come forward, accusing Andrew Cuomo of sexual harassment. Alyssa McGrath is her name. She's the first current staffer from the governor's office to speak publicly about allegations. She told the New York Times that the governor looked down her shirt, asked about her lack of a wedding ring, and told her in Italian, she was beautiful.

And by the way, he's right about that. She's good looking? I would look down this woman's shirt if I could get away with that. Yeah, I mean, that, it's, he said she was beautiful in Italian. He's just an old dumb flirt. Oh, it gets worse than that. Listen to this when he was calling her. The 33-year-old also claims the governor called her,

co-worker and her, quoting now, mingle mamas. That's so dumb. This guy is so out of it. Mingle mamas? The mingle mamas. He's making nicknames for these chicks. Hey, it's my mingle mamas. Forget about it.

What a fucking square. I know. I wonder why he keeps striking out. He's just waiting for the Sadie Hawkins. that's waiting for one of them to ask about this old school loser so he's the worst and honest guy yeah mingle mamas what does that even be i i i was trying to figure that out my wife this morning is he like we're listening to that clip and i'm like what is that i here's my guess yeah they're both single and ready to mingle the single mingle mamas hey it it must be oh god he sucks i hate that i have

an italian brain he yeah i know you figured that out you were able to connect the dots on that one bad. How bad is he? He's so bad that everyone wants him out, including people in his own party. More than 55 of the state's democratic lawmakers and the mayor of New York City want the governor out.

It is disgusting to me. And he can no longer serve his governor. Watch him. That's Mayor de Blasio. Watch him, Blasio. Calling out Cuomo. Well, as you know, Vinnie, Cuomo's not going anywhere. No, he's denying everything.

I also want to be clear. There is still a question of the truth. I did not do what has been alleged, period. Hmm. He is just denying, even though... Please look at this chart. That shows... Now, if you look at this chart,

this is a woman's breast going up, and then it comes back down while she's lying on her back. It goes up and then down. I intend to flatten this curve. I bet you he's one of those guys. who does the side hug, where he gets the hand just a little kind of far on the side. Oh, yeah. I bet you's one of those.

There's a number of women who explain that. And it's always the lower, you know, the small your back move. And it's like up under the shirt. So it's funny that he denies this because in a recent press conference, he decided to issue an apology. I now understand that I acted in a way that made people feel uncomfortable. get ready for the crocodile tears it was unintentional and i truly and deeply apologize for it i feel awful about it no he doesn't and frankly i am embarrassed by it and that's not easy to say so he's not just an author he's an actor as well wow what an acting job i feel so i feel so

It's so terrible. And if you don't think this guy is calculated and everything he does is calculated. He's a politician. Of course I think he's calculated. Yeah. Listen to this technique. This is called the repeat things over and over again technique that Cuomo is so fond of. I never touched anyone inappropriately.

I never touched anyone inappropriately. I never knew at the time. time that I was making anyone feel uncomfortable. I never knew at the time I was making anyone feel uncomfortable.

I do kind of believe that he's so oblivious. Dude, do you see the look on that woman's face at the wedding? He doesn't know that people are uncomfortable around him. I don't know. Then he doesn't understand how society works. That could be very accurate. Maybe, I guess.

Yeah, that's a terrible thing. I didn't edit that. That's how he talks. It's so obnoxious. All I could think of is, like, he was about to summon Candyman. I know. What the fuck? It's just, like, just repeating himself. So I got to give credit to one of the reporters. I don't normally do that. But he asked a fair question because, as you know, he denied having done anything wrong.

I find it notable he was asked there by a Syracuse area radio reporter. Who specifically are you apologizing to? And he only mentioned one of the three accusers. the woman who works in his office Charlotte Bennett, the 25-year-old who made the accusations to the New York Times about spending hours with him and realizing that the relationship was changing over time.

So he's not even apologizing to most of these women. He's pretending to have his heartfelt apology. It's all bullshit. I thought you didn't do anything. Who you apologized to do? I don't know, Charlotte. That's the one I remember. So I think it's funny. He was on the view back

in October before all of these scandals broke out, including the nursing home scandal, which we're not even talking about anymore. Are you almost done with this, by the way? You know, you get mad at me for taking forever. You know what, Vinny, I'm going to slow down. I was trying to speed up, and now I feel like

I'm going to take my time. Why don't you take your time? All right. I got to go on, here's what I don't get later this afternoon. I don't know what that is. It's a podcast. I haven't even picked my topic yet. I got a lot of work today. Yeah, well, why would you ever pick your topic without it being a couple hours before you're This is Governor Cuomo when he was promoting his book.

He was on a little book tour, book promotional tour, and he was on The View talking about this. And I learned this in New York, that when you're honest with people and you tell them the truth, even when the truth is hard, and even when the facts are difficult, they can rise to the occasion. This guy is so full of shit. His spokesperson admitted they lied about covering up nursing home numbers because they didn't want people to know. the truth. And he's like, I wrote this book all about how you just got to be honest with people. It's all about honesty. You're a politician. So I didn't believe you anyway. And now we know for a fact that you're a lie. Lying. Piece of sack of shit. Slut trash cans, scummies dirt bag. Bitch. So, of course, because it's the view, it's going to be a difficult interview. You know,

they're going to really bombard him with the hard questions around nursing home deaths and how he handled the pandemic. Here's a clip from that interview. Great. And we had Chelsea Handler on yesterday who has admitted to having a significant crush on you. And she asked us to follow up on something. So I just want you to take a look at this. We were so dehydrated for real leadership that when he came on the scene, you know, looking like this big Italian hunk. I was like, oh my, he's like, wear a mask. I'm like, I'll wear a mask. I'll put a mask on every part of my body. I want to flatten your curve and you can flatten my curve. And you can flat my curve and then we can vote

Apex together. I did have a conversation with Cuomo a few months ago and I did ask him out on a date and he did say yes and then I never heard from him. Governor, are you ghosting Chelsea Handler?

These people should be ashamed of those hours. This is the television show. This has all made me uncomfortable. I feel like I've been victimized. It's so fucking bad. So Chelsea wants to date Governor Cuomo. So now Cuomo has to answer whether or not he will date Chelsea Handler. And this is how he responds to that. I'm a big fan of Chelsea's and she is great. And we have fun. But on my dating life, you know, I am only dating at this point in state residence, right? I vote. I'm Maybe you knew your residence and so.

Translation, Chelsea's 50 years old. Are you fucking crazy? I date 20-somethings and maybe 30-somethings if I'm desperate that day. Oh, that's amazing. I just think that's so funny because it was back in October before all of this. Are you ghosted Chelsea? Ugh. Yes.

Beyond the specific harassment allegations, dozens of current and former employees have described the governor's office more broadly as a toxic workplace. So he's also the Ellen DeGeneres. of politicians. You don't look me in the eyes. Yep, on top of all of this. So that's my creep for this week, author, Governor Andrew Cuomo,

who still currently, for some reason, is still the governor of New York State. Wow. That's a good one, Carl. Thanks, Vinnie. I'd like to talk about my creep now. Take it away, my friend. We're going to go very close to your homeland.

We're going to Austria, Carl. All right. We were there for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Today, we are going to talk about Austria. I had to Google serial killers and authors, and I'm looking through stuff.

And I cannot believe I hadn't heard of this case. This guy's name is Jack Unterweger. I think that I'm saying this correctly. Okay. Now, his mother was a hooker. He was the son of an American GI right after World War II. Dad went back to America, left him there with his mom. And apparently in Austria, Carl, one of the things that I want to make very clear,

at the beginning of the story prostitution is legal in Austria. You could be a hooker all day long, no problem at all. Very different society than here. Right. Like the Red Light District in the Netherlands. Exactly right. So his mom was a prostitute.

She goes to jail for forgery, and poor little Jack has to go live with his peepaw. I just want to give a little picture of this guy's early life. Jack's mother abandoned him. He spent seven years living in an isolated shack with his grandfather. who Underveger claimed was an abusive alcoholic.

This grandfather was constantly bringing women to the house, girlfriends and prostitutes, and there was only one room, so little Jack was practically sleeping under the same covers when this grandfather had sex with his girlfriends and these prostitutes. This is a child under the age of seven. The grandfather is deemed unfit to raise the boy. And this is a clip from his book later

where he talks about the things he would do for his grandfather. Grandpa made me show off to the others how well I could hold my liquor. I drink schnapps straight from the bottle. They would make him drink snobs straight from the bottle till he would pass out. So so far what you're telling me is this kid grew up, able to drink booze and watch all the porn that he wanted to. Oh, wah, wah, poor kid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What a tough life he has. It sounds like everything was going great so far. Yeah, I agree. He ends up become an award of the state. Austria takes him out of the grandpa's house and they put him in foster homes. I bet he's watching a lot less live sex acts at this point. He's probably kind of bummed about that.

Maybe he decides to make his own porn, Carl. Because between the ages of 16 and 25, he was convicted of 16 crimes, most of which were sexual assaults. Okay. So he was running around sexually assaulting, raping people, breaking into their houses, robbery, all sorts of stuff. Now, he spent the majority of these years in prison, only remaining. free for an estimated 12 months total of nine years. Good. So he was just coming out for a couple

weeks, back in jail. Coming out, back in jail. Constantly getting in trouble. Not good at getting away with things, is what you would say. He is very good of getting caught. Terrible at getting away with things, this guy. So in 19, I believe, 74, things started getting a little darker. Then, in the winter of

1974, Unterveigur's criminal activities took an even darker turn. When he met 18-year-old Margaret Schaefer, Margaret was a friend of Jack Unterveger's girlfriend at the time. As was usually the case, Jack was broke and looking for an easy mark. Jack and his German girlfriend arrive in this town where she is from, and they see her school friend Margaret walking down the sidewalk.

And Jack suggests that she get into the car. Margaret gets into the car. And Jack, it seems, very impulsively decides, well, will rob her and will rob her parents' house. Perfect. Two birds, one stone. But Unterveger wasn't satisfied with just robbery. Nope. So he drives outside of town, finds a wooded area.

She's terrified. He commands her to undress, assaults her with the steel rod, and at the end strangles her to death with her own bra. leaves her in the woods with the bra still tied around her neck he left her spread eagle with a stick coming out of her asshole like it was like a fucking golf hole okay it's kind of funny

he's got a sense of humor he's got a style I'm gonna tell you something about this guy of all the creeps that we've ever covered the man has style the girlfriend is the one who ends up turning him in for this when they find the girl dead so he gets in front of the cops and he's like

Yes, I did sex him up a little bit. So he ends up because he murdered and raped this girl with a lead pipe, beat her up and then shoved a stick up her ass and left her. And the way he posed her body, too, was face down. Her legs as far spread open as he could get them with a stick at her ass just by a walking trail so people would find her. I mean, the smile on your face as you described that is disturbing. It's not, though.

I'm not smiling. It's unnerving how much, how much your, smiling about this. So he confesses and he's sentenced to life in prison. You would think that that's the end of our story here. He went to prison, life in prison, he did this.

I'm waiting for him to write a fucking book or a blog or something. Let's talk. There's something to be an author. Let's talk about his time of jail. Oonterveger decided to use his time in jail to improve his meager education. Unterveger spent much of his time in the prison

library, reading numerous books and developing his own literary skills. He became prolific, creating plays and poems. He also wrote children's stories that were broadcast on Austrian radio. Yep. And so already with his children's stories, he began to win advocates. People began to think, oh, he's actually a tenderhearted guy.

So he's in jail, and now all of these socialite people are like, oh, he's just, once he's just misunderstood. Right. The little Schwarzenegger kids grew up. up listening to fucking Jack Woodenburgers, whatever the fuck shows on the radio. He's becoming a celebrity in prison. And then in- Good for him. In 1984, his first book, his prison autobiography, I'm going to give you the English

translation of the title, Pergatory, or the trip to jail, a report of a guilty man, became a bestseller. That's not a catchy title. It became a bestseller. People loved it. They have children's stories in it? No, this is just the story of his life. In fact, they loved it so much.

The book caught the eye of Austrian director, Billy Hanksler, who decided to make a film based on Unterveger's autobiography. The movie didn't end up getting made because he got into an argument with the director. Because the title sucks. It was just called purgatory. That's what they were going to call it.

So they were going to make the movie, but he got into a fight with this director after, and he goes, I want to be the hero of the story. They're like, no, no, no, you are certainly not the hero of the story, sir. Oh, okay, that was the, the story. agreement. Yeah, it didn't. It didn't end up coming out. So after all these years of all these people talking

about what a sweetheart he is, 15 years into a life sentence. After serving only 15 years of a life sentence, Unterveger would gain his freedom and become a celebrity. He was let out of jail

Carl. Of course. He's a national treasure. After 15 years for murdering a girl, robbing her parents, shoving a stick of her ass, and leaving her in the woods. Out of prison, Unterveger became a genuine celebrity. He played the role to the hilt,

posing for magazine covers, frequenting trendy cafes, even chatting with the intellectuals on TV. Hold on a second. What is he frequented cafes? Like that part of it, he was going to the trolls. He's like being seen everywhere.

He even went ahead of coffee in a cafe. Like, okay. Did you just need three things? Is that why they put that in there? He wrote poetry. He wrote all this stuff. and he really was interested in the genre of true crime. He becomes a reporter as well.

He starts working for the Austrian radio news. Now, his name is like poetry, poetry, poetry, oh, sorry. I hate you so much. He showed up on TV, dude, and you should see the way he looked. He wore like white silk suits. He was dressed like Bruce Pritchard as brother love. Okay. With just a big red flower, I don't know, and he's just like,

we need to talk about the seriousness of what this happening to the people as a prison say I was suffering so much. Did you guys all hear that wrestling reference? Everybody drink. Jesus Christ, with you know, every fucking time.

Soon after he's released her prison, the body of Blanca Bakova was found floating in the Vitvaya River near Prague in the Czech Republic. Her body was found covered in Lees with a set of gray stockings tied around her neck.

And it's weird because he was in Prague that night giving a reading. Weird. Weird. Friends had seen her the night before previously getting drinks. When they left shortly before midnight, they noted that Bacava was talking

to a man in his 40s. A few weeks later, a well-known sex worker and Untad Wager's hometown went missing. Her body was found several months later, and she was killed the same way as Bokava. A third woman was killed shortly after the other. She was found on her back, also covered in leaves, and all three

were strangled with either their bras or their stockings. Hey, that's fucked up. Our boy, Jack, he's a reporter now. And what do reporters do? One week after the first two bodies were found, a reporter for the Austrian National Radio, Jack Unterweger, appeared at the Vienna police headquarters.

He was asking for an interview. The topic of the interview was, how great is the fear in this time in Vienna? Detective Max Adelbacher agreed to answer the reporter's questions. So he's getting all the inside info on what's going on. who they're looking for and then he went even further he went out and started interviewing the hookers how do you protect yourself well you can't protect yourself because something can always happen to you out on the street whether it's the killer who's murdering everyone or not something can always

happen around this time three more murders happen three more besides the three that we just talked about yes three more murders happen now yeah and they're happening around with his hometown where he grew up yeah a retired detective who had worked on his original case where he went to and called the Vienna Police Department and said, listen, you need to look into this guy, not for nothing. This is the way the body was found the first time with the bra around the back. And you know what the police said? No shit, Sherlock.

No shit. They never even thought about it. Oh, right? So as he, they start, like, interviewing him and, like, looking into him, he takes a job in the U.S. of A. He decides I'm getting the fuck out of here. He goes to L.A. USA, USA.

Jack left the country to go to Los Angeles. The ostensible business in Los Angeles was to write magazine articles on its criminality. He was there for five weeks. During this time, the murders in Vienna stopped. Shocked. We kind of know what's going on here. As he's in L.A., he goes up to the police department in L.A. He's like, I'm adjourned is from Austria. Could you tell me all about your prostitutes? I hope he worried it better than that.

No, I'm pretty sure that's exactly how he did. He's like, yeah, I went, my white suits. Let's have fun. How fun. He's just having a good time. Yeah, give a way. Yeah, give away. During his time in L.A., he's doing ride-arounds with the cops, and he's stayed in an now infamous

hotel, thanks to Netflix. He stayed at the Hotel Cecil, which if you haven't seen that documentary, you might be kind of interest in it. I am familiar, yes. Yeah, yeah. He was staying at the Hotel Cecil, and during his time there, they found three hookers beaten to death with their own underwear tied around their necks. Suicide, right? Suicides, yeah. But it was like a Thursday at that place. They were just being caught. There's only three this week. He was a naughty boy when he was in Lowe. Sounds like it, yeah. And I mean, I can't say he did it, but. That's a bingo. It certainly is.

now, he goes back to Austria. So he's getting better at getting away with shit. He's just, he went from one place, he left to get the heat off of them. Goes and does a bunch of shit at other place comes back. Now remember, it's 1992. He got out of prison in 1990. We're talking about seven bodies right now. Yeah.

Okay? Now he goes back to Austria. Four more hookers found with their own underwear tied around their necks in the woods. Udnweger is detained because he was a suspect originally. start talking to him. He starts giving his alibis for where he was. And it turns out that his alibis didn't pan out, Carl. Yeah, no shit. And it also turns out that his schedule for his appearances because he was such a fancy boy celebrity were all suspiciously close to all of these murders. They then went into his car and looked through his BMW. And with the early DNA

tests, they were able to track the victim's DNA into his car. He was, found guilty of nine counts of murder. We believe he murdered like 12 people after he got out of prison. Okay. He gets convicted. He goes to jail. He's sentenced to life without possibility of parole. He's back in prison. Okay.

Hangs himself with his own pajama pants. Oh yeah? He got upsteined. He epstein himself. He just fucking offed himself. The conclusion is If you educate a psychopath, what do you have? You have an educated psychopath. We've not rehabilitated him. We've not fixed him. We've not made him better. We've probably made him

more dangerous. These fucking people, these celebrity worshippers, wanted to have this great reform story. Look at what the penal system did. We were able to turn around a sex maniac and convert him. And he's living the high life radio, TV, and he's murdering hookers, leaving him spread eagle in the woods. That's my creep. You know what I love about you, Biddy?

I've picked up on something with you. What's that? You get obsessed with a specific detail and always repeat it three to five times throughout your presentation i did not make anyone feel uncomfortable to my knowledge i did not make anyone feel uncomfortable to my knowledge all right so yeah i know that's a technique that you have apparently it's not working i'm up to nothing please go to the creepoff dot com and vote for carl and governor andrew quomo vote for bitty i think that uh jack uten wager is way more interesting definitely a bigger creep yeah yep i mean uh

I mean, who did Cuomo ever kill? Just old people. Just thousands of old people. You shouldn't have brought that up. Well, the voicemail segment is brought to you by the terrible, terrible city of Syracuse. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse, a leader in dyslexia research. You win Syracuse C.

Let's listen to some voicemails, shall we, Carl? Let's do it. Carl, you big dummy, you missed a. a perfect opportunity to compare your creep with freaking Vinny's creep. In today's standard, those would both be mass shootings. At least four people were wounded or killed. And yeah, fucking, ta-da, mass shooting. So your guys' creeps are totally equal.

Also, Vinny, that intro with Alex Jones is pretty awesome. So keep that in there. All right, bye. All right, I'll take it. Well, the people understood, and they voted the right way. You know, dude, I always think it's really fun of you to, like, after hours when you put time into the show. Here's Carl leaving a voicemail for all of us to enjoy. Hey, Vin, it's Carl. You know what I don't like you making fun of my tiny little girl club feet, but what I do like is saving

20% at Manscape.com where you can shave your balls and bet on the sabers, 20% off with code W-A-P. Now, what you can do with this is you can shave your big, manly feet that are normal size and not small and girly in club, like Vinny has to say, I got normal-sized feet, all right? That's a great voiceville, Carl. Thank you. It's WATP20 at Manscape.com for 20% off. I don't care, I don't care. And I would never bet on the Sabres.

That's a really bad idea. Yeah, you bet against the Sabres. Bet against the Sabres. All right, here's an interesting one. Hey, guys, Farmer Dee here. I know I'm a couple weeks behind on this, but just heard the scum parade about the guy who got caught jacking it with a pickle up his ass.

I just got to ask, why a pickle, why not just a cucumber? I mean, like, if you got like a fruit fetish or a veg fetish or something, you just, you've got to have produce. Why the pickle, like is the vinegar, does that add something? Vinny, you should know about this, right? Why don't you weigh in on this? And no pun intended.

Well, why shove anything into your asshole? That's the obvious answer. That's not the question to ask. It's not, well, I'm not a cucumber. It's why you play something of your asshole while you're jacking it. Now, I would like to answer the question, seriously, because I did take some time to think about it. It was such an interesting question. Okay.

Yeah, I'm guessing the answer is because pickles are ribbed for his pleasure. Now, our next voice veil came from the Syracuse guy. Hey, guys, this is Syracuse guy calling back in. Just getting caught up on past episodes, and do you guys think that chicken fingers are regional Syracuse food? Because that is not the case at all. We actually have way more disgusting stuff that you could have looked. into. And not for nothing, but you might not want to be making fun

of another city's regional foods when Rochester's signature dish is the garbage plate. Oh, you got us. Oh, Rochester's the garbage plate show showed me. Garbage plates are delicious. They're fucking delicious. They're amazing.

Fucking Syracuse dummy. Should be ashamed. I don't remember ever talking about chicken fingers. That was in one of the things. They said, try our signature dish, chicken fingers. It was the Syracuse. Use Tourism Board. Gotcha. That brought it up.

All right, I don't know what this means. After listening to this week's WATP, I have to assume that Carl ever winning is an example of white supremacy. Vinny Winnie, People of Colors champ. I agree. I only ever win because of white supremacy. That's true. Congratulations, white supremacy.

You've won twice recently. Hey, creeper-roos. I have a pitch for the wheel. How about one of the punishments is opponents' choice where the opponent, the winner, like, decides the punishment. Interesting. Like, yeah, it's in the name. It's not that hard to explain.

No, I understand. But I feel like it's a good idea because it nullifies the rule of first refusal because the winner could just pick the punishment that they wanted them to do anyway. All right. Uh, I don't know. Carl, I mean, you're okay. I guess. Bye.

Hey, thanks, buddy. Uh, I like that idea. You like that one? Yeah, what do you think? I'm in, I'll put it on. Okay. Winner's choice. Winner's choice.

That's kind of cool. See you in Gary, Indiana. Yep. Yep. On my way to Detroit. Can I come? We'll see. All right.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, I guess that makes it time for a scum parade. Shall we jump into the scum parade? Oh, I am ready for that, my friend. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's the scum parade. God for the Skorn Parade Making Vinny's Day His Day

Rock Brigade came up in my Apple Music yesterday in my car And I'll tell you what, I'm glad you played that You get excited about that, don't you? Oh yeah, man. Gets me going. April 1st, we're going down to South Carolina, Carl. A man who police saw strolling naked told officers that he was doing a, quote, walk of shame as penance for cheating on his wife. Makes sense?

Not really. According to the arrest report, investigators say that Michael Boatman, 41, was spotted by a sheriff's deputy around 1.10 a.m. As he walked on a Spartanburg street with just a clear bag over his genitals and a blunt in his hand. Don't bother with the clear bag. It's not helping anything. You should have just got a paper bag. You would have had no problem, sir. Sufficating his cock.

He was just, he was explained to the cops, and he's just doing the walk of shame, which he needed to, quote, complete for his wife. A second officer noted that Bowman said that he had cheated on his wife and was doing the walk of shame to win her back. He referenced Adam and Eve from the Bible, stating that he was willing to go to jail for his acts, which was very strange. The cops noted that Boatman admitted to earlier taking meth, being questioned by the police. And he allegedly sought to run away from the deputies. So he's naked with a plastic bag tied around his dick and a blunt. And he's like, listen, man, Adam and Eve, they didn't have to go to jail, but I'll go to jail because I love my lady. And then he takes off trying to run and try to catch him.

It's the weirdest fucking conversation. Well, also, yeah, none of them. They had a little mouth, what of it? So the cops had to tackle him and handcuff him. Yep. And I would just let him get away. I think that if you wrestle a naked man, you're gay. I think that makes you gay.

I declare these cops to be homosexuals for tackling this guy. You know, Hey, Vinnie, should we add walk down the street naked to the wheel of consequences? No. I don't think we should.

The walk of shame wheel of consequence? No, I think we're good. You know, though, like, I think that the cops should have let him go too. And they should have just, there should have been some of, like, it should have just cut to, like, a movie ending and, like, just him running away in slow motion and like Brian Adams,

everything I do Do it for you Comes on Oh boy I think that'd be fun He's got quite the rap sheet Three separate domestic violence convictions And a bunch of other stuff

He was charged with disorderly conduct And decent exposure And marijuana possession So Wouldn't it be funny Is his wife take him back though at least Who knows I'm pretty sure she's not coming to bail him out

But wouldn't it be funny If it was just like his weed bag That he put over his dick could just head all the keef and that probably is why it was clear i hope he got some seeds at his dick hole stupid asshole all right uh this is a fun story car some seeds it is dickle yeah can we name the episode seeds it is dickle sort it out there as a suggestion all right keep it's up there keep keep going uh nidica dante lee 49 was charged in 2015 with this crime but was a fugitive for five years before being arrested in July of 2020. Prosecutor said she spent some of that time in Mexico.

What she did was in 2005, she traveled from her home in Dallas to somewhere near St. Louis. She then had a little bit of a party in a hotel room. She had one of those fun doctor parties. It's like a Tupperware party, but just a little different. Now, she injected liquid silicone into the buttocks of a victim, prosecutor said. Dasha Phillips died four days later of silicone pulmonary emboldion, prosecutor said, meaning the silicone entered her bloodstream and became trapped in her lungs. Philip had trouble breathing shortly after returning home and was taken to a hospital where she was later declared brain dead.

Phillips was a dancer at the pink slip, a nightclub in Brooklyn, where she used the name Milani Mulan. The police said. That's some Home Depot buddy I know Some fucking lows up in that ass Fucking Carl It's the shit you fucking cock your tub with

They shoved it into this woman's ass All to make a few more tips at the pink slip Where she worked in Brooklyn Yeah well she got the pink slip from life Yep I like that name though pink slip It's not bad There were three other people who went with Phillips one of them backed out and said, you know, maybe I'm not going to do this.

And then the other three went ahead and did it. The other two didn't appear to suffer any ill effects other than they now have liquid silicone just in their fucking buttcheats. I'm sure it looks amazing. I'm sure that's a great look. You could just like, doesn't that shit get hard? Doesn't silicone? Like when you, doesn't it just end up being rubber?

I don't speak for all guys here. But make your boobs baker. Work on the boobs. I'm an ass man. Now, you're like a nice, nice ass. You know, but the ass can have a shape to it without having implants. Sure. I think I blame the Kardashians for this.

Yes, agreed. I do. I also blame the guy who wrote this song. Shake that ass, bitch, and let me see what you got. Just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see what you got. So this lady has got quite the rap sheet. She's finally been brought to justice, and she was sentenced this past Thursday, which is why we're doing the story. Would you let you know what she got for injecting liquid silicone into a stripper's butt?

Want to guess the sentence, Carl? I don't know. I don't remember that part. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ta-ta five years. Okay. Honestly, I don't think the victim's an idiot. So is the perpetrator. Yeah, but this was something that they decided they wanted to do.

She didn't force her to get liquid silicone injected into her ass. This was something that she wanted. And she decided to do it. Honestly, I think she got the punishment she deserved talking about the quote-unquote victim in this case. Yeah. And I think all was right. And why would you leave Mexico? She was on the way in Mexico.

Why'd she come back? That's a good point. That's how bad Mexico is. Like, do you want to stay here and not go to prison? Or do you want to go back to the U.S. and spend five years there? I'd rather just be in prison. All you need to know about Mexico. It really does.

Now, the FDA, and I'm going to say this very clear, in case you're thinking, anybody, any of you creepomaniacs out there thinking you need to make your ass look better. The FDA has not approved any liquid silicone product for body enhancements. There is none. Liquid silicon is not something that's used, period. What they do is they use fat from elsewhere in your body. So if you need a fat donor, comes to your boy, Vinnie. All right.

So you're saying you shouldn't shop at Home Depot for cosmetic surgery. Got it. Correct. Thank you for clear that. You might be able to find a couple of guys hanging out behind the lawn and garden department who might be able to do it for cheap, but just say no. No shit, Sherlock! No shit! This next story came from Houston, Texas, by way of Eyewitness News 13.

I'm going to give them a plug because I'm just going to read this article straight to you. All right. Mario Sanchez said he will forever remember his son, Jason Sanchez, Marks, as a happy six-year-old boy who loved to dance and play with his toy cars. The grieving father told eyewitness news He wants his son to know that he loved him very much And misses him more than anyone can imagine I don't know how he thinks the news Is going to get the message to his son for him

But, you know, he's grieving He said it's been a very long nine months Waiting for Justice after his son died in June 2020 Jason's mom 25 year old Ashley Marks Is facing a capital murder charge She is accused of giving Jason lethal amounts of NyQuil

and street math. Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny. I'm not worried about the NyQuil part of this. Like, you killed a six-year-old with woodstone vitamins and streetmath. It doesn't matter what the other thing is. You could have to save the trip to Walmart. You didn't have to get the Nightwell. It really doesn't matter, yeah.

And she did this to collect two insurance policies worth $100,000. That sounds pretty good. Mario, the father, said she will pay for what she did to our son. She was thirsty for money. Ashley appeared before a judge Thursday afternoon where prosecutors read the charge against her in court after doing some digging we found a go-fund me that Ashley had created a Jude

in order to collect money for her son's funeral whom she said quote passed away unexpectedly Well, I didn't handle his math Who would have known? I mean, did you know that you can't mix NyQuil and math? I wasn't, I didn't know. So the dad wasn't happy that she did it to collect $100,000

What amount of money would be appropriate for murdering your six-year-old son. That's what I wanted to know. I asked the father that question. I mean, not fucking. This kid sounds like a pain. He's running around, dancing around with toy cars. I need that in my life.

I wasn't going to stop you on that. I think you read that wrong. He enjoyed toy cars and dancing. You're like, he enjoyed dancing with toy cars. Who loved to dance and play with his toy car. Yeah, I don't want to get. I'm out. I'm out.

We believe Ashley was purposely giving him large quantities of Nykoan method and an effort to kill him. She did this and made him. she did this and made it appear as if it was the grandfather's fault. So she tried to frame the grandpa. Why, was he a meth hat or something? Apparently. Mario paid his son to visit

his burial site place at one of his favorite toys on his grave, letting him know that justice will be coming soon. You can make more kids. $100,000. That could be life-changing money for some people. That story made me sad. You want to hear a story that'll cheer you right up? Yes. Okay, here we go.

This is a fun one. This story was sent to me by our pal gangreniously. Alex, you're the man. Thank you. Russian state investigators say Daria Shavakina 30 was envious of her pal Yaroslava Korolova, who had a loving husband and a happy home life. Shavakina, a Clarence cosmetic consultant, was pregnant at the time and had met the other woman at her home in a Russian capital to collect secondhand baby clothes. So they're in Moscow. They're going to go out and try to find some secondhand baby clothes. her friend yarsolava the one who has the baby went with her pushing the baby in the cart

it is alleged that they're in this store and when yarslava turns away Darya picks up the baby and threw it right the fuck out the window I have actual audio from this habit did you find that on the web? You lay it on me yeah here it is

ready I kick the baby You can't the baby. Take the baby. I, you broke another window. That's a bad baby. Bad baby. So when babies go flying in cartoons, they usually just bounce right back. I'm sure this kid was fine, right?

No, Carl. This kid makes Eric Clapton's kid look complete. It's alleged beautician just picked up the baby, flung her out the window. There had been no quarrel between the friends before the shocking incident says reports. mother rushed downstairs, but her baby was lying lifeless on the ground. According to eye witnesses, paramedics then pronounced the little girl dead when they arrived at the heartbreaking scene. The mother of three was in shock. She had to be taken to the hospital because she fucking lost her mind. And Daria, our girl, she was quickly detained and later reportedly told police she had heard voices in her head telling her to throw the baby to her death. She also reportedly claimed that she was mentally ill. I would agree with that. Well, I think if you'd be chucked up. a baby to its death, you'll probably have a little mental illness going on. Russian psychiatric experts at the Serbiski Institute later examined her and said that she was, quote, faking schizophrenia.

That's hilarious. I think Russia's got one over on us in America. I don't think in America, I think that we would say, you know, you can't tell this woman what her truth is. Right. She says she's hearing voices. Then she's hearing voices. Russia's looks like, yeah, cut the shit asshole.

Yeah. Run the guy goes, she's the bitch threw the baby out the window. She did. As a result, she will stay. had trial for murder of her minor. She faces 20 years in jail. According to the experts, she faked the disease and she gave birth to her baby well in custody. So now this kid that she was pregnant with is in the system. Right. What a country. What was it again? Yeah, what a day. What a fun day. Creepiest author. You could vote this week at the creepoff.com.

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Everyone, great job with the voicemails. And once again, as always, it's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice. Gia! Jack's one of the men, he spent seven years living in an isolated shack with his grandfather, the one of the baker claimed was an abusive alcoholic.