The Creep Off - Episode 58: It’s Still Real To Me Dammit

Episode Date: April 13, 2021

This week Vinnie & Karl are joined in studio by former WWE Superstar Colin Delaney (@extremelycute on Twitter and @extremelycolin on Instagram) to make their nominations for the creepiest wrestler not named Chris Benoit: The boys give an update on the new patreon score: In the Scum Parade we meet an axe wielding slot machine junkie, we learn about the greatest live stream channel ever and finally we learn how to happy tap with Elmo!

I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Go-go, go-go. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola! Creepos! Welcome to another edition of The Creepoff, the show about creeps, by creeps, for you creeps.

I'm your host. Where's my intro? I got a new intro, Carl. The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour. The people's champion. This is already now. And, uh, my co-host today, he's here. He's a piece of garbage.

It's Carl. What is happening in Vinipollino? Good to see you. my friend it's nice to have you here i hate that you're now using the studio for your other show because once again i am not framed well oh jesus christ because i don't know my eyes are up here viny i know what you want to be focused on my eyes are up here i find it amusing you but sitting there for 20 minutes and you didn't say anything until we actually started the show i don't see the screen until you start the show i hate him so much guys i mean that's a you see why you see why everybody

hates car what you're talking about we got our page People are voting? All right, let's talk about the Patreon. Let's talk about the Patreon. I have some positive things we need to discuss. Okay, great. First thing is, holy shit, thank you all for joining it. Yes.

I should say hello to all of the Vietnam true believers. Please don't. The creepomaniacs and the scum parade merry marchers. And Carlos Cozor-Rooz. No, they could go fuck themselves. Every single one of Carl's Cozor-Rooz could go straight to fucking hell. All great people. Nah, garbage.

Garbage. So we are doing a contest on the Patreon. first one of us to 50 wins loser has to spin the new Patreon wheel of consequences yeah how is that going so far well the patreon score currently is 33 to 30 Carl you are up oh just by three just by folks feel free the true believers will welcome you in come join us also I do want to point out we have a number of people who didn't vote for either or didn't sign up on that tier if they set up at the higher tier we still let you vote Yeah, absolutely. I collected their votes.

Yes. That's part of this. So don't think you have to give us less money because you want to vote. Give us more money and you'll still get to vote. That is absolutely correct. Give us all the money. All the money. Yes.

If you want an exclusive Scum Parade Mary Marcher T-shirt, this is what it looks like. I have it right on the... That's our logo. Looks pretty good. Yep. You get the cool t-shirt and all that good stuff. So check it out, patreon.com, backslash the creep off. Let's not harp on it.

But I do want to say, we did make a promise to the Scum Parade Mary Marching Society. Do you remember if that was? Yeah, the first three, we're going to. get autograph stuttering john t-shirts yes autographed by us i got to get them out of the studio i got to get him the fuck out of here sharp right after this we'll get him we'll get him signed so i'm going to announce those three winners right now the first three people to join the skumpray and merry marching society where steve martin i'm assuming no relation why would you assume that see martin might be a huge fan of ours he very well might be i'm going to need to see the photoshops of steve martin

in the t-shirt everybody send them our way noa bryant last but not at least edwardo morales thank you guys for joining the scum parade. Fine citizens. Yeah, I hate doing all this plug stuff up front, but you guys rule. All right. So, Minnie, so I have a slight lead right now, 33 to 30 in our Patreon voting, which is awesome. Thanks guys for signing up. And then I'm also in the lead to nothing as of last week in this round of the creep off. And of course, we had another battle last week. We did creepiest author. And I, of course, went with the creepiest author ever, Andrew Cuomo. he did again how many times are you going to bring

Andrew Cuomo as your creep well every every time I can make it work all right can we do Emmy award winners next week no no we may not all right so what happened with the voting did Joe Biden win an Emmy well my creep was Jack Unterweger murdered I believe 11 prostitutes strangled them to death of their own underwear you picked Governor Cuomo ladies and gentlemen the creeps have spoken 55%

Carl and Cuomo. I'm on a three-game winning streak right now. Fucking Chile. I hate you. I don't know who listens to this show that feels Governor Cuomo is a bigger creep than a man who is murdering prostitals. He's killed thousands of people.

He's responsible for more deaths than 9-11. Not with their own underwear. What are you talking about? Not with their own underwear. And he hits on girls who are 40-year. years younger than him. Yeah, we did have a little fun talking about that. Yeah. So let's talk about the secret for this week. We have been teasing a fun category. It is one I've been wanting to do since day one. In fact, I would do a version of every week if I was allowed to. Thank God I keep you

in check, Vinny, because this is all the show would be. This morning, Vinny sends me a note. He wants to make belt up, championship belts up for who wins the creep up. A fan posted it in the Discord. I was just passing it on. Eventually, this show is just me and Vinny wrestling. We won't even be talking about, Greece. Anyway, we are doing world's creepiest wrestler. We are. Yes, we. Joining us today in studio, a very, very special guest, ladies and gentlemen,

former WWE superstar. You may remember him from ECW, and I believe he did a little spot on AEW last year. It's our friend Colin Delaney. Welcome, Colin. Now I can crack this beer. I was like, do I crack it while they're talking? That'd be weird. Crack the beer.

Crack them all day long. I mean, it's not like we have podcasting standards around here. trust. I got to get loose. I'm new to this. You guys are seasoned seasoned pros. As you could tell. Yeah, at the creep off. Really good at this. You know what we're doing today. You know that we are going to submit our nominations for Creepiest Wrestler. Yep. You have a nomination. You have somebody you like to nominate today? Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Cool, cool. Well, you will have your turn soon. Carl, ring that bell and nominate your wrestler.

So my nomination for Creepiest Wrestler is a man that we all know and love. A man known as gold dust. You're nominating gold dust. No, not really. I just wanted to play those. So people can say, oh, wow, now Carl's ripping off Howard Stern. You've ripped off Ope and Anthony enough.

Yep, so now I'm doing Stern. Now, my wrestler, I want to see if you two know who this guy is, his name is Hard Body Harrison. Oh, I know all about Hard Body. And can I also say, by the way, to the people who are watching right now in YouTube, this is creepiest wrestler not named Chris Benoit. Yes, correct. Yes.

That's an important thing to point out. Oh, I didn't get that note. Oh, no. I didn't get that one. All right, Colin wins. Colin wins. I'll just save my argument for next week then. Yeah, so you are going with Hard Body Harrison.

Hardbody Harrison was born Harrison Norris Jr. He graduated high school in Pensacola, Florida, and joined the United States Army. He served as a platoon and motor sergeant. Before he was honorably discharged in 19, 1995. It's a platoon. Patoon. You buffoon. Thank you.

Go ahead. Watch this. He served as a platoon and motor sergeant before he received an honorable discharge in 1995. Because Vinny's my friend, he's going to make me sound less stupid in post. Nope. Not even a little bit. All right. He saw action in Operation Desert Shield and Operation Desert Storm in Iraq in early 1991.

after he was discharged, he joined WDW as a jobber. Norris continued that role. Carl, what is a jobber? Do you know what a jobber is? I do. A jobber is a guy who comes in to lose. And it's so that the more popular guys can get their win streaks up. Currently, he sounds like a war hero.

Yeah. Yes. He doesn't sound like a jobber. He sounds like a guy who served his country. He doesn't sound like a creep either. He sounds like a war hero and an all-around good citizen. Now, in the wrestling business, it's an honor to lose. Isn't it, Colin?

That means he's a good hand. That means he's good at making other people look good. Currently, he sounds great. Yeah. Hard Body Harrison. I couldn't agree more. I'm glad you guys are all on the same page with this. So from 95 until 2001, he was in the WCW, and that's when his wrestling career ended.

You've probably never heard of Hard Body Harrison. To be fair, you haven't missed much, as Harrison was a poor wrestler, an unsurprisingly. didn't get snatched up when Vince McMahon bought the company in 2001. So when WCW was purchased by Vince McMahon, he was not brought along to the new extended role or cast of WWE. No one was at that time, if I recall, except for like a couple of people who had cheap contracts. But he did keep working, Hard Body Harrison. This is Stevie Ray talking about what he was doing after wrestling.

But you know Hard Buddy Harrison when they were having the Tough Man contests on, I can't remember what station it was, USA, something like that. And they had these weekly Tough Man shows. Do you know Hard Body Harrison won the whole thing? And now you want to try to talk about it. That's what you did. You want to try to talk about. Hard Body Harrison was the real deal. Hard Buddy Harrison was the real deal.

He did win Tough Man. We established this. Tough Man competition. He was a war hero. And has the nickname Hard Body. Yes. Now, the problem here, as my buddy, Disco Inferno will tell you, is he was not a very likable guy. Now, Disco Inferno was on with Husey, which is also my buddy.

Hello, it's Husey, that show. And he was talking about Hard Body. He was not well liked. Like, people didn't like him. He was a loud mouth. He was kind of like, you know, he just thought he was way better than he was. he was one of those guys that didn't realize because his attitude was atrocious he never really was going to make it you know so he was one of the people that that you know was in the racism lawsuit projecting much and that thing was like settled but like if you if that ever gone to court like there are some of those guys and if they like put them under they have people testify against it they'd be like you know this guy this is not racist this guy's just a gen ass you know nobody likes him he's disrespectful to the city you know that that's what it wasn't racism it wasn't like he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was just not a well-like guy, you know?

All right, so the guy was an asshole, according to Disco Inferno. Who would know? He did work with him for a number of years there. I was going to say Disco Inferno would know because he's also an asshole. Well, it takes one to no one. Makes sense. I hope you weren't serious about my buddy Disco Inferno. I wasn't. I actually do know Adam Hughes, but, uh, hit him Colin. Hit him Colin. Disco is trash. Is this all a setup right now? Maybe.

So this is Disco talking about what this guy Hardbody decided to do after his I love that we did this episode because Carl has to listen to Disco Inferno talk This is amazing Can we change my creep to Disco Inferno? I'm going to change mine on the spot Mine's going to be Disco Inferno for later I got a clip for you to play that will help your argument a second

But first You know he gets when WCW he got the money He got all this money He got all this money he like bought a big half house and he got into sex trafficking. You know, this would become a pimp and had like these girls. It was funny because like he was supposedly,

I guess he was training the girls. Like he had a, I don't know if this is true. This is shady. You know, like, I'm not clear on all this, but I think he had a wrestling ring in his bed in the backyard.

He was training the girls to wrestle too. All right. Yeah. So he was doing some amateur training on this. I bought a big house in Georgia and brought a bunch of girls in there to teach him how to wrestle and it didn't work out for him. Six years later, no, it sounds like it did work out for him.

What are you talking about? Six years later, though, Harrison's name came up again as he was charged with the false imprisonment of eight women whom he used as sex slaves. Representing himself in legal proceedings, Harrison denied the claims and even suggested he was helping them, providing them with wrestling training. Unsurprisingly, this didn't work. As among other issues in his story, no one in the right mind would go to him for training. After laughable defense, Harrison was convicted of all charges and sentenced to life in prison.

Sentence to life in prison, all charges, including aggravated sexual abuse, forced labor, sex trafficking, criminal conspiracy, obstruction of justice, and witness tampering. This is all circumstantial. And hold on, like, you defend yourself when you get a parking ticket. You do not defend yourself. When the charges are like that, when you are facing life, you are defending yourself? Dude, speeding ticket, I'm getting an attorney for it. You are not, you are not past the bar exam Harrison. You are hard-bodied Harrison.

What are we talking about? Oh, God bless him. I love it. I want to see clips of this. So this is going back to our buddy Disco Inferno talking to Husey. Husey tries to make a joke or two. And like you said, Disco Inferno is kind of a dick. He's having none of it.

And we had no idea at the time that he had, that he was sex trafficking these girls. You know, he's pimping him out. How many did you buy from him? I didn't buy any. That's, yeah. He should have called his company a Ring of Dory Hole. Maybe. You're no selling me here.

Well, they're not funny. I'll sell if you have a funny joke. They're not funny. Poor Hughes, he just let him die. I'll sell it for you. have a funny joke, ugh. Yeah. What a douche.

What a douche. So what this guy was doing is he was befriending women by bailing them out of jail and bringing them to his home. And he would tell them that he would teach them how to become wrestlers. How did he pick which ones to bail out of jail? Did he like talk to the guards? Like any of these women put up a fight? Oh, yeah.

Like how did you decide? That's a good question. Maybe you should do a little more research on. I didn't get that. Well, he's not my creep. I didn't nominate him, asshole. So anyway, he was bringing in. Then he forced them to.

to become prostitutes, and he was pimping them out all under the guise that he was going to teach them how to become wrestlers. So you know what a flat back bump is, do you? You are about to learn if you didn't. So this is the last clip that I have, and this is going back to our buddy Stevie Ray. And Stevie Ray, when they're talking about this, explains that everybody makes mistakes. But I'm not here to say anything about that. I'm not here to step on somebody's broke just because they made a mistake. I'm not going to do that.

Being eight women as sex slaves is just a mistake? Look, anybody. This is from Fox News. Anybody can make a mistake like that. Anybody can actually hold seven to eight women hostage. If you don't know the door is locked in the back, you wouldn't know that. That could happen to anyone. That could actually happen to you if you happen to ever have seven to eight women in your home.

I doubt it very seriously. You don't know that. You don't know that. Hard body fucked up. Stevie Ray should about his lawyer. Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. Stevie Ray is like, you don't know.

This could happen to anybody. Your Honor, how many times have you locked a handful of women in your house? My favorite is that he continues to say, even though the number is eight, it is definitively eight. Stevie Ray numerous times says seven to eight women. What is he implying? What does Stevie Ray know about these eight women that he is kind of writing? one of them off potentially. Seven to eight.

One of the women wanted to be there. One of them was just like, no, I actually enjoyed this gig. I don't know. That is my creep. I do want to say, just to let you guys know where I'm coming from on this creepiest wrestler thing, Jamar Jones said it best when he said this. I haven't watched wrestling forever, you guys. Like, I really haven't.

I haven't watched wrestling since Rikishi and Triple H were on there. Yes, it's been a while. It's been a while. Triple H is still on there every now and again. Even if you watched wrestling, you probably wouldn't know Hard Body Harrison. No, I never heard. I did watch WCW back in the 90s,

and I do not remember Hard Body Harrison. I did watch a number of his bouts when I was doing my research today. Do you really? Oh, yeah. I don't believe him. Don't believe him, Colin. That's a tough sell.

That's my creep. Go vote for Carl and Hard Body Harris. Colin, I guess it's your turn. Do you want to tell us who your creep is? So I don't have fancy audio clips like y'all. I listened to the show and I was like, oh, they're going to have cool clips and stuff. I'm pretty tech illiterate.

Like I have a computer in front of me where I took some loose notes. I'm impressed. Yeah, that's as far as we got. Before I start. There it is. Number two. I threw it all over the desk too. Possibly number three.

I threw it all over the desk too. That's my bad. That's okay. For my creep, we're going to start. We're going to go all the way back to 1997, where we were introduced to a man we only knew as Cain by God is Cain

it's Cain! Thank you Thank you, Vinnie, for making my audio clips with your voice. You got it, I'll do it the whole time. This might be personal. No, no, no, why would it be personal? I don't know. I think maybe you've had some interactions with Cain.

I don't, I'm not totally sure what you're talking about. I don't know, counten the lady. In 1997, we were introduced to a man named Kane, the brother of the Undertaker. The actually dead wizard corpse monster man. Exactly. Who easily could have been

somebody's creep, but we'll see that we still got one more. We still got one left. So I went Kane, because when we were introduced to Kane back in 1997, we were introduced to him as the burned up brother of the Undertaker who in fact was a pyromaniac

who burned the funeral home and killed the Undertaker and his own parents. It's horrible. It was a tragedy. It was a little silly is what you're trying to say. No. I agree. It's a little silly.

Dude. What are you talking about? It's tragedy. Oh, I mean, yes. That was terrible. He murdered the Undertaker's parents. That's right. I forgot.

Yeah, that's terrible. His own flesh and blood and wound up with the burns and scars to prove it. You're a stupid dumb ass. Hence why he was masked. He was masked for most of his career. That is correct. handful of years of his career. Yeah, it turns out he was just ugly.

It eventually turned out that The Undertaker potentially burned the house or the funeral parlor down intentionally, so once again, we could go back to it could be the Undertaker. But Kane, the burned up pyromaniac who killed

his parents. Undertaker, luckily, made it out alive. Okay. But was never the same after trauma like that. Right. How could you be? Right. So Kane and the Undertaker are now engrossed in a battle against each other. Brother versus Brother, these two seven-foot monsters duking it out, Undertaker who is left with this trauma from his parents dying,

and Kane left with the scars to prove it. You know? Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying for? I do know you're saying, yeah. Two gladiators, warriors in the arena. I'm glad for reliving this from 22 years ago. This is good. Come 1998, they've been in battles for a while. And come Royal Royale, Rumble 1998, Kane locked his brother into a casket and set it on fire. God damn. That was the end of The Undertaker. So now

we have a man who killed his parents. Thank God his brother's already dead. I know. In fire. And then locked his brother in a casket and tried to do the same to him. Luckily, the Undertaker escaped. Oh, okay. But that is not the only attempt

that Kane made on his brother's life. Oh. This Kane is a monster. that next year the Undertaker was in a buried alive match with Stone Cold Steve Austin You've never made Vinnie so happy This is the show that he's always wanted to do right now

A live match Yeah And it's Kane is not even in this match You guys Not even involved But Kane comes out And Tombstone Pile Drivers

His own brother Into the Brayette Oh I've heard A tombstone Burying his own brother alive So he set him on fire He's now he's trying to bury him alive

Holy shit After killing their parents with fire Potentially I hope he got a good attorney I hope he didn't represent himself I'd like to represent my son Kate Exactly And Paubert

Representing himself Goes down on charges of of arson and attempted murder and manslaughter. That ends the saga of Kane and the Undertaker, but Kane doesn't stop there. The Undertaker would go on to his own things, and Kane would go on to his, but Keynes would remain creepy. He would keep creeping. In 2002, Triple H introduces to a name known as Katie Vic, and Kane is distraught just hearing

the name Katie Vic. Triple H tells everyone that Cain is a murderer, which, by the way, we already knew. I've already told you that Cain's a murderer. But Triple H tells us that Cain is a murderer. And the next week, Cain is out to clear his own name, right? So this burned-up monster comes to the ring. He tells us the real story of what happened with Katie Vick.

Katie had been drinking too much. Okay. And so she wasn't fit to drive home. an animal runs across the road Kane swerves to miss it gets into an accident Katie Vic dies They later find Kane seaman inside of Katie Vic

Which would imply that while she was Under the influence Kane had his way with her And then got into a car accident and she died So in clearing his own name He basically admits to rape and murder Well it wouldn't be murder right Well, manslaughter.

Yeah, manslaughter. So the charges grow on my man Kane here. He's a bad dude. Bad dude. Killed the parents, tried to kill his brother, did bury his brother. Now we add rape and manslaughter to the charges. And covering it up, too. It's the cover-up that always gets me.

Fast forward. Two years. Okay. 2004. He begins stalking another wrestler's girlfriend at the time. Lita. She was with Matt Hardy and Kane. begins to get a little bit of an infatuation with this Lita.

He's got a crushy poo on her. Got a little crush on her. As we've discussed, the man who killed his parents, tried to kill his brother, did bury his brother, raped a girl, and then killed her in a car accident. That guy. He's got a unique style. I like it. I like that he keeps recapping all the bad things.

Yeah, you just pointed it out. It's good. He doesn't, he stalks in a little bit of a different way. It's not a crush. He's a little, a little much. He's a little creepy about it. He's kind of taking it too far. In a match at SummerSlam 2004,

Kane earns the right to marry Lita. Oh, geez. Poor, what did that Harvey do? Right. So Lita is forced to marry Kane against her will. You want to talk about Hard Body Harrison, trapping seven or eight women? I know, you're right, you're right.

You got me deep. Anywhere between seven and eight women? This is hard to argue with. I know. Kane forced this woman to marry him against her will Brutal But he won the match though He did win the match

She had to, yeah She had to do it She didn't want to Right Then Lita comes up pregnant And it's not Matt Hardee's Which would imply that it is Cain's Cain who forced her

To marry him He has now groomed her into a position And impregnated her He's got to learn how to pull out If the one thing I've learned about this cane fellow, he ain't pulling out enough. We've found semen and Katie Vic. Right. Now he is impregnated Lita.

Who knows what would happen? Who knew that a half-burned motherfucker would be so fertile? Seriously. Yeah. Impregnates her, then gets hit in the back with a chair by Gene Snitsky, stumbles into Lita, miscarriage, the baby is gone. Jesus. How many bodies are we going to have here?

This is just a travesty. I mean, over the years. This man has caused havoc in the world. Not just the world of wrestling, but the world. How is he getting away with all of this? I don't know. It's being televised, too. That's the crazy part.

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. We've watched all this in action. And over the years, he has, in addition to that, he's thrown fireballs at Undertaker, Xbox and China. Oh, geez. A lady. He's set Jim Ross on fire one time.

Who hasn't wanted to do that, though? Well, I mean, okay. Oh, my God, King! I'm on fire! Pac-O-King! I'm on fire, King. He tombstone pile-driver Linda McMahon, an elderly woman onto a stage, causing him to become an embrital feud with her son, Shane McMahon.

Right. And in that feud, he ties Shane McMahon to the ringposts, and then electrocutes his testicles using jumper cables and a battery, you guys. That is so illegal. That's... I'm glossing over these things. How is this man not in prison? I know.

He should be in life. I'm glossing over these things because they don't go anywhere near the murdering his parents. Right, right. Attempting to murder. Brother and then burying his brother alive. Yeah. Manslaughter and rape on Katie Vic. What we would definitely call rape and impregnation.

Is impregnation actually a crime? I'm not sure. Well, if, I mean, if you do it through, if she's not. a willing participant it's kind of a crime and then miscarriage which he's kind of the cause of it so i'm just skating over these other things because they don't pale in comparison but the most heinous act came in 2008 what did he do what was the crescendo there's a young handsome handsome charismatic upstart in the wwe just trying to make a name for himself oh man i saw this one coming monster. He goes after this handsome, charismatic, good-looking. Did I mention he was handsome?

Yeah. So handsome. Kid in the prime of his life. And he cuts him down, slams him on the mat, and raises fire from the turmbuckles around him. I can barely talk about it. Oh my gosh. That's terrible. I got to get another sip of beer. Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to be the bare, bad news, but that young man. Oh, my God. Oh, gosh. What did he ever go? Mr. Collins DeLady himself. Why would he do that? This monster! What a monster! It's a monster. And it looked like

this handsome rustler was already pretty hurt. It's got a lot of bandages on. Already hurt, guys. Oh, my God. That's unnecessary. In assault to injury. What is that fire even for? Showboating. That's terrible. Pure showboating. So if we can recap, murdered both of his parents.

Tried to kill his brother. Did bury his brother. The whole Katie Vic deal. There's manslaughter. Forced marriage, rape, impregnation, miscarriage. A miscarriage. There's fireballs. I didn't even get into all the things he did to Palberra.

Disgusting. Yeah. And then the handsome young man in 2000. Well, also, there was that time he cheated when the rough wasn't looking. Let's not forget that. I arrest my case. And now isn't he the mayor of someplace in Tennessee? Oh, yeah. Is that true?

Not to mention the real creepiness of him, that the man wore a man. for his entire, well, not his entire run, but for most of his wrestling career wore a mask. Currently is a mayor in Tennessee and is anti-mask. I guess that checks out. Colin has picked the big red

machine that is cane. I guess that makes it my turn. And ladies and gentlemen, I get to follow that one, Vinnie. Well, I appreciate... You should have gone last. I appreciate Colin, you know, keeping the K-fave up. I love it. I'm going to get, you know, down to the reality of the business, though. I'm sorry. everybody we need to get to the real thing so my creep today is the scourge of cobb county georgia

if you ever take a trip down to cobb county georgia you better read the signs respect the low and over you know the big boss man i'll make you wrong tonight you better watch that book you've been serving hard times that's right my creep ladies and gentlemen all six foot seven three hundred and 30 pounds of Ray Trailer, the big boss man. Wow. That theme song goes hard, by the way. So, Trailer debuted pro wrestling in 1985. Before that, he was a corrections officer in the Cobb County penal system.

Now, here's the thing. Sometimes wrestling and the reality of people's jobs tends to merge. They decided to, like, add that gimmick to you. So by the time in 1988, he gets to the WWF, they have named him the big boss man. He's a prison guard. he's a big prison guard and part of what he does is he handcuffs defeated opponents to the ring ropes and then beats them with his billy club or beats them with a ball and chain things like this back then that was not against the rules it's unconscionable car they hadn't changed them it's unconscionable

in 1992 his past working as a prison guard caught up to him carl big time because some things started coming out of that jail this man nails who escaped from prison at came to WWF to talk all about the atrocities that the big boss man committed on him in prison. What the fuck is going on right now? I was so scared of nails. I thought, I thought I knew the show I was on. Carl, there's a lot of information about to come here on this WWF news program that was on. One thing to say, and that's for the big boss man. Bossman, off the give you credit. You were one of the toughest screws in the joint. Probably not. toughest one I've ever met but let me tell you something boss man there are no more steel bars

between us that's right there are no more handcuts on me and I no longer wear leg irons boss man you can no longer turn the fire extinguisher hose on me in the middle of the night you can no longer wreak the fires and harass me that's right he is basically blowing the whistle on prisoner abuse i don't think i could do this for a cop county georgia another full story did he say did he say that he turned a fire extinguisher hose on him while he was sleeping yes i think i might be tapping out what a fucking monster congenable he tortured this man he was obviously Obviously, this nails is unhinged. He's probably a sex maniac.

He broke out of jail to fight him over it and ended up beating up Vince McMahon for real. That's another story for another day. He ends up leaving the company not long after that. We're not exactly sure what happened. We're assuming it was lawsuits that has to do with the penal system because he was breaking so many laws in jail they had to let him go. So in October 1998, he returns to the WWE and he has a major feud, Carl, with a guy named Al Snow, okay?

And a feud that eventually involved Al Snow's. pet chihuahua oh no not the chihuahua pepper yeah pepper that's right at somerslam the two had a fall as count anywhere match that spilled into the backstage area and just prior to the match snow had set his little puppy pepper's pet carrier near the entrance way you know just to keep him safe during the match and a minutes into the match the boss man picked up the carrier taunted pepper and then threw it as hard as he could jim ross had to apologize to the people watching in home it was so upsetting that is upsetting it is upsetting it is upsetting It really is.

The man threw a dog. The man threw a dog. But not only that. Two weeks later, boss man kidnapped and ransomed pepper, Carl. He kidnapped the man's dog. Now, luckily for us... Well, lucky for us, there were some cameras here,

and there agreed to be an exchange where the big boss man would make things up with Al Snow. I'd like to show you the video from this exchange. Don't do it. I'll just eat the food and let me do the right thing here. Do the way thing. Give me the dog. That's, you know...

He's on his way. The guy said he'd be. be brim you just got to trust me i'm here aren't i right if i eat the food will that make you happy and then you can give me the dog oh yeah you're giving me a chance do what's right i'll do whatever you want just please give me the dog because you're supposed to give me the dog now this is really dastardly he gets him to his hotel room and the promise of the dog he serves on this delicious meal and what could possibly happen next try not to get one of them uh paul stuck in your teeth He made Al Snow eat his own Doug Pepper.

That's right, Al. 100% grade A pepper. No, no. What's the matter, Al? You don't like pepper? You don't like the way pepper taste? You don't like the way pepper looks? Huh?

You don't like pepper? What's the matter with you, boy? It's full lot of salt, Carl. Huh? You don't like the way pepper taste? Huh? You don't like what? No way.

Pepper's not going to take an elevator today. You're going to eat it. He rugs his face in it. I told you, if he bit me again, I was going to stand him straight to hell. He murdered the dog and made Al Snow eat it. Yeah. It doesn't all have to be people murder, but when you hurt animals. I always ate that.

You know that. Yeah. And I just want to say that the fact that he recorded that and confessed to the crime, I assume that he did hard time after that. He recorded something else. Get away with a lot of things, though. Yeah, that's true. I've got some connections on the inside.

That's true. This is what else happened to Pepper. Pepper's been buried. The remains of him. Pepper have been buried earlier today. Folks, we're told that we cannot. This is happening later in a day. We're told we cannot because of distasteful act that the boss man is doing here.

He's urinating on the grave of Pepper. This is all, that's what happened. He's relieving himself. And I'm told that the footage is so vile, even the World Wrestling Federation can't. That's right. Footage so vile that Jerry Lawler couldn't even show it. Wrestling used to be so much better. Couldn't stomach it.

He peed all over Pepper's grave. murdered this port chihuahua yeah murdered that portua in the same year that cane tried to burn his brother alive continue continue though all right colin do you remember his big feud with the big show for the w wwee championship vividly well a terrible thing happened carl you know the big show right sure do his father passed away that's too bad and at the funeral something terrible happened the big show's just trying to do that's nice eulogy wearing leather pants i love you you're a good man and everything i have in life i've learned from you he's given a eulogy yeah what you that's not and here comes big boss man in a police car with a loudspeaker on it

just driving through the cemetery interrupting everybody's thing how horrible is that just driving through but nobody's going to bring him back. Uh, oversized, wacky. That car's from the 70s. It looks like it's, uh, it looks like it's from the set of Blues Brothers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, he shows up at this film. This is disgusting, but it gets worse, guys, because the big show, you know, decides,

hey, man, I'm not going to let you do this because he starts talking to his mother. I'm having to take my respects, just like everybody else is. So if he don't want to be six-foot big. Land besides your dear old daddy You're listening to your mama And speaking to your mama That's right Miss White

Now that you're a single woman Would you like to go out With a man like me? No you don't you don't Oh no you don't Big Show's coming after him And Big Show climbs up On the hood of this old car

And he runs And he runs over the big show At his father's funeral Wow and he really hit hard Following those two feet He certainly did Well he's a big man there's a lot of weight behind those falls.

I'm glad he took that leather trench off. You don't want to ruin that thing. That's good. Yeah. Now, what could he do that could possibly be worse? Well, well, the big show is down. The big boss man decides to tie a chain to Big Show's father's casket and drag it behind the shitty police car. Oh, my God.

The humanity. And the big show jumps on the casket. He's not. He's going to save him, but no. Now, grass is difficult to get out of leather. Oh, yeah. And not only that, what did the big boss man do with his father's corpse? I'd like to know.

They didn't get that on camera. But they found cane semen in it. It gets worse because now, not only is he harassed the son of this poor man, the big boss man decides to go to the big show's house and have a conversation with his mother. Do you remember this, Colin? I actually don't. The rest of it I'm in for, but this one I think I missed. Okay. Wait, do you see this? I've been in law enforcement

for many years, and I had friends all over the country. What I found in dug up as a matter of public yes, it's about your past, it's about Paul's past, and it's not a dad's path. That's right, very salacious. What could it possibly be, guys? What

information could the big boss man have gotten about the big show? that would make his mother cry so hard. I'm listening. He wasn't supposed to know, but let me tell him. What? That he's illegitimate. He's illegitimate.

He's illegitimate. So what you're saying is your son's a bastard. Yes. It was a long time ago. Uh-oh. You're right. It should come from you. What I want you to do is take a look at that red light through that window right there.

You've just told the whole world. Oh, my God. What a bastard the big boss man is. Hey, can I point something out? Governor Cuomo is a better actor than this woman. That is the worst acting I've ever seen. What are you talking about acting? One of my favorite clips in general. I don't want to do you have more boss man railing on? I do. I have one last clip here. I'll let you get to it before I.

Here we go. This is the last clip from Big Boss Man and Big Show's mind. That he's a bastard. That 10 times worth than you said he's doing this. Hey, Paul, what? You're a nasty bastard, and your mama said so.

What kind of person are you? What kind of morals do you have? No, get out. He's a monster. He is a monster, the big boss man. You're a nasty bastard, and your mama said so, is my favorite.

My favorite quotes in wrestling history. So, I have to tell you, not only did he, He abused prisoners in his job before wrestling. Who knows how many people he injured. Who knows how many people died that they've covered up in those prisons. Fire extinguisher hoses. Fire extinguisher hoses.

He kidnapped, cooked, and made a man eat his own chihuahua, then pissed on the dog's grave. And then he went to the big show's father's funeral, dragged his father's corpse from the back of a car. Then he went to his mother's house and made her. admit on national television that he was illegitimate. Another great big boss man quote from that time

is his impression of the big show after driving away with the casket. He went on TV and was like, where, my daddy, my daddy, where? And it was like the big boss man was the greatest heel of the attitude era. He was just a pure heel.

He was the best, I have to say. He made a man eat his dog. He made a man his dog. It might be the most deplorable thing that, like, there's a lot of gross, awful things that wrestling has produced. Man, make a person, make a person eat their own dog. And that good news is, ladies and gentlemen, Ray Trailer got what he deserved. He died in 2004 of a heart attack. Okay, I'm done. The Undertaker also hung him at a WrestleMania one time. So once again, we can also make a case. That the Undertaker really is the worst. The Undertaker is really the worst. All right, ladies and gentlemen. I just have one question for you, Vinnie Paulina.

You do it! I mess you've made of things again. Yep. Go to the creepoff.com. Vote for the only person who actually decided to take this seriously this week. Maybe this was my heel turn. This might just be my heel turn. Kane murdered his parents, you guys.

Okay. Good point. Okay. Of the regular host, only one of those tickets seriously. I don't think that's true. The big boss man is a real creep. So make sure you vote this week at the creepoff.com. And sorry, everybody.

What happens if I win? So we do have a score for the guests to come on the show. Yes. The guests have two. If you win, it'll be up to three. One of the guests of five, I forget. We both have to spin the wheel. I forget.

Well, we have a special guest wheel that we're going to do. There's consequences that Carl and I have to do together. Oh, right. That's what it was. Yeah. God damn it. We got to write a rule book or something. This is getting very complicated.

Hey, Carl, somebody suggested a really funny consequence, but I don't know if I can handle this one. What is it? It was in the Discord this morning. There was a T-shirt. The loser would have to buy and wear to, like, all of the festivals in Rochester this summer. Like a picture of your face out of the t-shirt? No, no, the T-shirt just simply says, sorry, ladies, I suck dicks. Oh.

I think I have that shirt. Yeah. Well, if you have one already. Yeah, I already got it. Makes the wheel easier. Yeah, so if you want to send suggestions to the wheel, you could send those via voicemail. But before we get to our voicemails, let's talk about our sponsor. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to by the City of Syracuse.

Syracuse. You've seen our March Madness. Now stay for our April sadness. See you in Syracuse. These taglines, I don't think they're doing a great job of selling Syracuse. Well, that's all they have for their terrible, terrible, terrible tourism department. Here's a voicemail. Hey, Vinnie. I heard last week that you so graciously offered up your excess blubber to anyone interested in an ass augmentation. My sister's in a sorority with 42 members, and they're all flat-assed white broads. So I figured you could probably take care of them. I don't know.

I'd appreciate it. That's a very generous offer, and I hope you can help. Thanks, Vinny. I do not have 42 women's flat asses worth of flab on me. Yeah, but at least fixed 30 of them. Did that guy give a name? No. Because he would be my creep for next week.

He just might be. There's flat-assed white women, and you know what? You're not going to do anything to help of any? No. Jesus. No, no, no. White broads did he say? He did.

Was that the word he used? College girls, you know, those broads. Jesus. Here's another one for you. Here's another suggestion for the wheel, Carl. Hey, creepos, we'll a consequence idea. The loser has to write 10, genuine, heartfelt, kind, non-backhanded compliments about the winner and read it on the next episode.

Fuck that. Yuck. Fuck that. Ten. Ten. Ten. I gotta find ten things about Vinny that are good. Ten.

Okay. My smile? Yeah, good luck with that. I know how to say exactly. I can say the word picture. Also have a chin. I have multiple chins. I have multiple chits.

I pronounce platoon for you. All right. I guess that is easy. Here we go. Vinnie, I think Carl has rigged the vote for the who are these creeps clearly you brought

the worst true crime podcast the glass of wine one those girls were so stupid that there was a few times that they were kind of funny and entertaining your girl was a nightmare to listen to even the fucking five minutes of clips you brought in wanted to fucking blow my brains

out so you know you guys got to get a better voting system than through Carl's own who are these podcast Patreon but fuck Carl Vinny Winnie I agree Thanks for reminding me

That's right Let's take a look at what the poll is Yeah do you have it open on yours I do right here Who are these podcasts Patreon Now we did a 286 votes Okay

70% going to Carl With true crime And a glass of wine 70 to 30 crushing you Okay so I'm losing a lot lately You are yes I got to get things together

I got to get things back together But honestly he's right though if you want to listen to the bonus episode you got to get either the creep off patreon or the who are these podcast patreon it's on both of them yeah preferably both sure but uh we both brought in a terrible true crime podcast and we tried to say who's was worse mine once upon a crime was a lady with a monotonous monotone voice who talked for 45 minutes who made murder boring and carl brought a couple of drunk brads talking into a laptop microphone it was really bad i like to use broads that's a word where apparently it's back in i learned that it's in it's in right now after voicemail one all bets are off what's the what's the vote on the creepop patron white broad spring we're calling it flat ass white broad spring i like it uh i'll look it up right now that's a show title right there i don't think it is white broad spring oh man oh man oh man okay i wouldn't have given my name on the beginning of my voicemail either you just let that one say well you're looking that up

all right you're winning there too mother Oh, no shit. All right. God damn it. I know y'all hungry. This is a season. There's many celebration music. I know you're hungry.

Is that what you're using now? It's my new favorite jam. All right. I'm sorry. Let's keep the show moving here. All right. Well, I guess if we're going to keep it moving, let's just hit up the skump parade.

Hit that music. Oh, it's scum parade time already, is it? Watch out for the skum parade. Oh, no. Scum Parade The Sky for the Skull Parade Making Vinny's Day His Day

It's all kids Let's try to salvage this episode We're going to try so hard Here we go kids Kevin Wayne Van Lovin 59 years old was arraigned on charges of aggravated indecent exposure and malicious

destruction of property under $200 last week. What did he do, you ask? Well, the charges stemmed from a March 12th incident in Oxford Township, Michigan, where homeowners ask to have their property inspected as a request of the buyers. A nursery camera detected movement, so the 22-year-old homeowner checked her phone and caught the home inspector Van Lewin in the act of pleasuring himself with their child's Elmo doll. This guy's job is a home inspector.

He's been in many people's homes by himself. Correct. And he walks into this nursery and he looks over and he sees an Elmo doll and he's like, Wow, look at all the fun things to do. He got very, very excited. And Carl, guess what he decided to do at that point? Jacking it, jacking it, jagging it, jacking it, spikey smack. That's not what he did. He did a new little thing we like to call happy tapping with Elmo. First your finger snap and then your toes start tapping. Give your knees a slap and let your hand start clapping. And he think and Happy when you're happy driving with Elmo. Yes. You know, there's something about that story

that you probably didn't even realize, Vinny. What's that, Carl? Well, the camera, the way it was positioned, you could only see the guy from the front. He actually had Big Bird stuck up his ass at the same time. Get out. There was a lot going on. Wow.

Yeah. Big Bird's got a lot of neck. Yeah, there's a lot of beak, too. Yeah. So when he was done, Splat! Well done. That's staying on the board.

He returned the doll to its original place. Yeah. He just put it back when you're done. 59-year-old man. What a horny, horny 59-year-old. I hope he at least defended himself in court. Just what I think they've seen at all. They bring in an Elmo down to see if his pants get tight.

Oh, he's guilty. Hey, by the way, speaking of judging people if they're getting aroused, Carl, would you agree to wear a heart monitor while you have to watch cuties for your top squads? I got to set that. We got to coordinate that. I got scheduled. Yeah, Carl has to watch the movie Cuties three times in a row, Colin. And we think a heart monitor attached to him might be a good idea so we can see what's going on.

Do you know what cuties is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yuck. I know. Not looking forward to it. Heart monitor. This woman called the police, obviously. When the officers questioned him about the incident, Van Lovin said he moved the doll to, quote, check an electrical outlet, and then made incriminating statements and it says, all right, I'm sorry.

Yeah. He just like, no, no, no, we have the video footage of you jacking off with elbow. Oh, okay. Well, if you've got the video, I mean, there's nothing left for me to say, right? Can I get a copy of it? When I get out of prison. Are those nanny cams like 4K? Right.

Can I zoom in? He has been arrested. His next court appearance is scheduled for April 19th. And the news release said that this is probably going to end his business. I would say so. Early retirement for you, sir. I would hope so. Not think so.

Hope so. That's a fun one. A 43-year-old East Maline, Illinois's man was behind bars Monday after police said he had an axe when he chased a woman at a casino. This is a fun story. This is a fun story. By the way, if you want to not get caught, don't do shit at a casino. There are more cameras in a casino than in Hollywood. You will get caught.

Yeah, about every square inch has four cameras in a casino on it at any time. And they're going to pick up on someone wielding an axe. yeah yeah yeah usually a red flag yeah right so the story goes that guy counting cards i don't know but that guy over there's got a axe i don't know what were you guys doing at 8 a.m. on easter sunday oh sleeping well this guy was at the casino yeah cops were called to the rhythm city casino in davenport for a disturbance involving a man chasing a woman with an axe during the course of the altercation with a woman he went out to the car retrieved the axe and then came back in while brandishing the axe overhead in a threatening manner

I imagine like a cartoon just chasing someone with the thing two hands over his head was just chasing this woman around I think he might have been justified because she did double down with a soft 16 against a jack oh fuck yeah go get her that's ridiculous what is she thinking take her hands

you never to make that mistake again I like that it's axe because that implies like long handle and the thing like not hatchet not like you can't hold this with one hands. You are like double fist in this axe. Hell yeah, he was mad. The police surrounded him. He still

had the axe, yelled at the victim in the park, and that while the officers were trying to like, subdue the guy. Like, they're all surrounding him. He's got the fucking axe. I got their guns drawn. They finally get him to put it down. They found out he also had a big giant knife on his belt too. So this guy could have done some serious damage, but luckily

everyone was safe. And Anderson's being held on bail on an $8,000 bond. That's all you get for chasing a woman with an axe. And he's no longer allowed to be at a casino with an axe. That's one of the... Or alone with an Elmo doll. Just a case. Yeah, we're still... The jury's still

out on what he can or can't do at a Chucky Cheese, though. You ever go to the axe throwing place, Vinnie? No. We have a place here at Ostricken axe. There's two of them, aren't there? Have you done it? I've not done it. I've been there. I've seen it go on, but I've never... It's a lot of fun. Throwing an axe is a lot of fun. I think what they should do, though, is they should give you an opportunity to bring a life-size image of your girlfriend or wife that you can then put it. Because then you guys, you guys, it out of your system that way.

Yeah. Or you're just training people at that point. Or training. I mean, accuracy is important when it comes to axe throwing. That is true. Your idea is exactly what happened in Iowa, which led to this man at a casino with an axe. You might be right. All right. Never mind. Strike that one. Well, we're going back to Iowa today. April 7th. An Iowa man is now facing a sexual abuse charge record show. According to investigators, DNA evidence,

link's defendant kyle aaron's 20 to the assault of the victim an illinois college student who was attending a party at the iowa city apartment his girlfriend shares with errands and other roommates so they found the DNA in the roof of his mouth by the way they certainly did is cane's semen in all of this dude colin way do you hear this story this is a bad situation to be in so this guy goes over to his girlfriend's new apartment for a housewarming party everybody's getting drunk this poor victim and his girlfriend go into the girlfriend's room he's so drunk she puts him down on the bed she lays down on the bed next to him he kind of goes to sleep she decides i'm hosting this party i'm going to go back to the party i'm just going to leave him yeah just go to pass out in the bed yeah just go to sleep so she goes back out to the party well a little while later he wakes up realizing that someone is performing oral sex on him and he assumes one way to wake up by the way

sure hell yeah what a party what a party great new My wife or girlfriend is watching right now. Reminder. That's a fun way to wake up. So, long story short, he doesn't open his eyes. He just enjoys what's going on. And then it ends quickly. He hears the door open and he looks up.

He finally opens his eyes to see a bearded gentleman taking a cell phone picture while backing out of the room and closing the door. How is it possible? You're getting your dick-sucked by a guy with a beard and you don't know it's not your girlfriend. What is she Italian? Antoinettea Were you in a suck of my dick? Was that you? I just want to say this story is pretty gay.

It sounds like that guy is a co-host of a podcast called The Creep-off and he lost and spun the wheel. Yes. That's what it sounds like just suck your friend's dick. Damn it! That's what it sounds like happened in his bearded gentleman. I'm going to say there's only one co-host with a beard on this show. I'm just going to point that out.

His girlfriend said to him, the next morning, She wasn't the one who was having Performing oral sex out of And I guess it was an awkward conversation When he went into the kitchen For breakfast Yeah That was one of your better blow jobs there dear

Thank you Yeah, it was pretty good What are you talking about, honey? Real prickly Oh, you woke up early and shaved, huh? That's nice I see you're using that tack razor I got you for Christmas

The description So he says Well, it was a heavy dude He had a beard Just like, yeah, that was my roommate this guy goes to the police the police show up they start investigating this. Aaron denies

the whole thing. Claims that he doesn't remember anything blacked out too drunk to remember. Aaron's was also certain there was no reason his DNA would be on the victim or his clothing. However lab tests on the victim's underwear returned a DNA profile that matched Aaron's

triggering his arrest for sexual abuse. So either his saliva, probably his saliva got on the guy's underwear, and they were able to test that and arrest him. Not to get too serious because that's not what we're doing here, but good on the guy for like going to the police

and actually getting, you know what I'm saying? Agreed. I would just be like, fuck, I can't believe that happened. Most people would have just kind of written it and have been like, oh, I can't believe that happened. Maybe I'm misremembering. This guy was like, nope, police. Yeah.

I mean, it sucks to be the girlfriend. I mean, now you've got to pay his share of the rent when he goes to jail. I mean, but whatever. They also searched his phone and found a picture of the victim laying on the bed. So there was that, too. If convicted of sexual abuse, errands could face up to 10 years in prison for this. Just for sucking a dick.

Yeah. Well, I'll have lots more dicks to suck when he gets there. Photographic evidence is a real, real wild move. Yeah. Almost like your guy's creeps today who are filming. Well, Kane, yes, of course. Kane. The big boss man is a fucking, is, you know, he may not have murdered his parents and set them on fire.

But, I mean, I like to think he's a creep in his own right. Do these people learn this from wrestling that you should be filming all of your crime? I think that the art sharpens itself. I think that, like, Bruce Pritchard just reads the same websites I do. And that's how he writes shit. So, Colin knows I'm right. On Friday, April 1st, 2021, the police were called to a house for the second time that night. Police said a neighbor told them that a man was making threats against his wife, quote, again.

she said the victim had set up a 24-hour live stream in her bedroom because she was so afraid her husband would harm her. She set up a 24-hour live stream so that people could just keep an eye on her and make sure she's okay. I feel like there are other avenues to go down. Get a hotel room. Before you get to, I'm going to live-stream myself for 24 hours in case something happens.

There's definitely other avenues to go down. What was the title of that live stream? I might be murdered. Like, that must have millions of views. Yeah. Please, please keep an eye on me. Well, for those people who did tune in, boy, did they get a show that night, kids. This neighbor was watching the live stream, right?

Michael Ramos, the husband, came into the bedroom and began yelling that she was, quote, possessed by demons and that he was going to cut her head off and burn the house down to get them out. Okay. An effective way to get rid of demons, by the way. Yeah, because that's how they get out. It's through the neck stump. Through the neck, yeah, through the neck, for sure. But then when you burn the house, they don't escape into somebody else.

Now, well, right, only Kane escapes when you burn the house. Right. The Undertaker escapes. And Paul Bear just stands outside going, oh, by Undertaker. Anyways, demons, yes. Yes, yep, yep. So she said she filed for divorce that same day because of her fear. So she had filed for the divorce the same day, this guy decided she has demons, shocking.

Police spoke to a witness who said she was watching the live stream when he came in, threatened to cut her head off. police say Ramos was on the front porch and they asked him if he had threatened his wife they said first he said he quote couldn't remember then looked down and said yeah and put his hands behind his back voluntarily some demon funter huh so wait a second was his wife possessed by demons

because we never did get that answer I can have to tune into the live stream to find out now that I'm thinking about it like we don't even know this guy could have been doing the right thing there's two sides to every quote right exactly so he voluntarily let's them put the cuffs on him. And the cops couldn't park close

because apparently there was like a lot of cars on the street. So the police start to walk him back to where their car was. And that's when Ramos decided to take a run for it. With the cuffs on. With the cuffs on it.

Made it about 25 yards before he lost his balance and fell on his fucking face. Cops took him to jail. I love that he made it 25 yards. Very specific. That's decently far. If you've never tried to run,

without your arms. It's not very easy. It is not. It's pretty crucial in the act. Especially when you're worked up, you're ready to murder some demons. Frankly, I just don't even like the sound of trying to run. I'm out. Fuck that. Without arms? Whiff. Or? Vinnie made it 25 inches before fall. With legs. This guy, he's in a lot of trouble. He's being charged with tempted murder and all sorts of stuff. So we'll keep an eye on that. Probably not. That is this week's Scum parade, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you enjoyed it. That was fun. Vinny, as always. I was going to say they were actually all had at least a degree of fun to them.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's what we do here, Colin. No, last week, yeah, last week, there was some brutal ones. Yeah. Yeah. There was some brutal ones. This week, all of them, uh, we can make light of.

So, Colin, where can the people find you on the internet if they want to follow you? Uh, you can find me on Twitter at extremely cute. I got on that Twitter game real early. Yeah, you did. like at extremely cute we're still available true story the very first tweet from the w wwee twitter account is about mark henry beating me on ecw no sure very first tweet they ever put out there you go randomly uh to fame if i'm at instagram at extremely colin because at extremely cute was taken but you can still find me there all right how though w thinks that you're

pretty attractive guys so uh you got a fan you got a new fan from this well follow me on Twitter, Instagram, I guess. And she'll pay your rent. Buy a computer. She'll do lots of stuff for you, Colin. Now, listen. You could use a new computer just if you're... Well, I seem to resemble that handsome, good-looking, charismatic young man who got beaten down by Kane, who clearly is the most awful creep of the week.

That's the end of the show. Carl, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Colin, thanks so much for joining us. This was fun today. Product placement. Thanks, guys. Gagia. First your finger snapping, then your toes start tapping. Get your knees a snap and let your hands start clapping. Anything is happening with your happy dabbing with Elmo.

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