The Creep Off - Episode 61: Pedo No.5

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

This week Vinnie & Karl are in contempt as they make their nominations for creepiest judge: We find out the hotly contested results of last week’s episode and if Vinnie has to spin the wheel: In the Scum Parade we meet a man who just can’t have nice things…like a girlfriend, a baby whose dirty diaper was the least of her problems and finally we hear some hot suburban creep gossip

I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. same thing. Ola creepos.

Hi Carl. What is happening Vinnie Falino? How are you doing today, buddy? Oh, I just want to smack that smile off of your face today. Why?

I think you damn well know why. Is it because you are on Game Point this week? Yeah. And potential you could be spinning the wheel. Yeah, and we both agreed that there was some shenanigans happening with the vote aid.

Correct. And I would say that, uh, in my humble opinion, fucking Chile All right, let's get right into this then We're not doing the intro apparently You don't want to talk about How I do you don't want to talk about

How I do you know Power too sweet to be sour All right There's Carl So people think if we went to our website They think that I blew you out This past week with my pick of Pat Cheryl

However there was some shenanigans And we had to adjust the vote We had to take out some fake bot votes. Now, I want to point out something. I do not know the results yet. You don't. I put Carl in charge of this. What I did is I took out all of the fake votes and I was able to dwindle it down to the 200 some odd votes that were from actual people who were voting from an actual computer browser. And what I have here is your vote total. Who's the result, Murray? Your vote total came out to 107. 107. 107.

votes. Carl's vote total came out to one zero nine. That's right baby. We got to spin in the wheel today. Won by two votes on game point.

I'm fucking speechless. So Vinnie will be spinning the wheel before we end the show today. You're fucking kidding me. It's time for another punishment. Are you fuck? Yes. yes you haven't even done your cuties punishment i haven't i gotta do that and i gotta set that up last week let's just shout out to the patrons uh you awesome people you you voted to punish me too yes and they voted i have to go do a live stream from the fucking syracuse goddamn mall carl yeah let's pile on

some more punishments though and you haven't even done one that's not true you were just playing the amazing music from my uh you have not done your kid you've not done by the the time I'm done doing my consequences, you're still not even to be finished with your last one. I'm going to do my cuties one. I got to get a schedule. When? Let's do it this weekend.

I'm not doing anything with you. You need to do it. All right, I'll do it on the creepop channel, though. I don't have access to that. Yes, you do. I'll give you the password. It's a login.

All right. Click, click, click. All right. Clickety, click. That's what's been holding me back, Vinny. How's the weather going to be this weekend? Wait, let me think about that. Let's check the weather report before I start scheduling my,

my cuties marathon i got the phone number this morning by the way i got the phone number of the person who represents the syracuse mall oh yeah yeah so that i can get permission to go in there and do this thing if i could get permission like in the next day or so i'm going this week i'm getting it done yeah you can tell it but he's got a lot going out of this life can't you i'll go right now i don't care two fucking votes oh two votes buddy it really came down to it But, and if you want to get a forensic accountant on that, I'm happy to show my work on this. Unless anyone think there's other shenanigans going on besides the voting shenanigans that are going on. I am the saddest boy that is ever bad.

Five to one. I dominated you this round. That was amazing. I mess you've made of things again. All right. All right. All right. All right.

We got another, we got a game to play today. All right. I guess it's another round. Here we go. This week, we decided, Carl and I decided amongst ourselves, we were going to do something we've been wanting to do for a while. And that was creepiest judge. Creepiest judge. Yes, these people have a lot of power. We don't know who they are. Nobody really knows who they're voting for. When you go in to vote and you vote for a judge, who the fuck knows who these, you just see a name. You see blue, you see red. No one knows these people's real records. I mean, I'm sure there are people who actually do research this type of thing and vote based on merit. But sure, yeah. No, there aren't. Okay, that's fine. All right.

So, Carl, you won last week. I did. So I guess that means you have to go first. All right. I'm going to start off here with my buddy Lance Mason. Let's get a little recap of all his accomplishments. Well, it is a stunning fall from grace for the. Lance Mason, who is a former assistant county prosecutor, state lawmaker, and county judge.

He served in the Ohio House in the early 2000s and was elected to the Ohio Senate in 2006. He was appointed Cahoga County Judge in 2008 and was later elected to a six-year term. But in 2014, Mason was accused of beating his wife. That's right. On August 2nd, 2014, Mason was arrested in charge for beating his wife while he was driving and their children were in the back seat. You know, we trust this man to impose sentences on strangers. Right. We don't trust him to impose sentences on his own family. That's true.

Well, that was my first thought, by the way. Like, what did this woman do? Oh, no. Later that day, police seize ammunition and weapons from Mason's home, including shotguns, semi-automatic rifles, handguns, smoke grenades, a bulletproof vest, a sword, and over 2,500 rounds of ammunition. A sword. All right.

I didn't do it. Holy shit. Just a couple weeks later, Mason pled guilty to attempted felonist assault and domestic violence and agreed to serve time in prison. During the sentencing, the judge read from a police report which detailed how Mason punched his wife 20 times with his fist, smashed her head against the car center counsel five times and continued to beat her, bite her, and threaten her after she exited the car. He was pissed.

She was guilty. What do you want me to tell you? I mean, she was, he was, he was, uh, he was not happy. Bit her? So he pled guilty. Yikes. And he got, uh, two years that he had a servant, Joe. He was convicted and served nine months of a two year prison.

That's it. When asking the judge to be released from prison early, Mason's attorneys included letters he wrote to his wife and kids. Mason wrote, quote, that he was fully responsible for the assault in front of their girls. And quote, I failed as a husband and father and a man. After his release from prison, Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson hired Mason as a minority business development director. And a month later, the Ohio Supreme Court moved to indefinitely suspend Mason's law license because of his conviction. Yeah, that'll do it.

Yeah, so he can't be a judge anymore, but that's cool. The mayor gave him a gig. He's out of prison. He got out early. For some reason, you could run businesses now. He got out early because he was so sorry. Don't you like that? He only served nine months of a two-year sentence because he wrote letters saying that he was really sorry.

and he's really upset about it. I'm sure they were very eloquent. And he loves everyone. Unfortunately, these two were divorced the following year, 2015. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Who granted this divorce? Because I'm pretty sure it was Mr. Lawson. No.

I don't think Mason has a lot of power anymore for that type of thing. Sure, sure. Three years after the divorce, uh, I object to myself. His ex-wife met her unfortunate demise. Oh, what happened? Around nine this morning, Shaker Heights police were called to Fraser Mason's home on Chagrin Boulevard. They found her body, stabbed to death in the driveway. Sources tell WKYC, Lance Mason killed her, attempted suicide, then tried to run.

He hit a police cruiser, backing out of the driveway and sending an officer to the hospital. No update on the officer's condition tonight, but Mason is also in the hospital after the suicide attempt. So again, what is this woman doing that's sending him into these fits of rage? He obviously had no plan. I mean, they were divorced. I mean, she must have really made a man that he has to go all the way over there. Right.

He has to go over to her sister's house. Must have broken probation. His daughters were there. Again, they're witnessing this whole scene. Oh, God. Stabbing their mother to death. And then he's like, oh, shit, now what? Tries to kill himself, doesn't work.

Jumps in her SUV, steals her car. She doesn't need it anymore. Drives directly into a police cruiser. Serious damage. She was a T-bone. This cop was hurt pretty bad from that. Wow. As you might imagine.

that gig that the mayor gave him. Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson also issued a statement tonight saying Mason is fired from his job as a minority business development director for the city. Yeah, I think he should probably be fired so fired. But now when he gets out of prison, he's going to be in charge of sanitation. It'll be some fucking ridiculous city nonsense. Oh, God, damn it. So he did plead guilty.

He did plead guilty, which is nice. This is a report on his trial. The assistant prosecutor recounted the story of Mason. The 911 call that the sister is calling for help. You hear the little girl saying, where's mommy? What did you do to mommy? Then a rambling presentation, accepting responsibility, he said, for the murder. But mostly he rambled on about how he loved his daughters,

who were at the Shaker Heights home visiting when Mason came with a knife and hand, stabbing to death his 45-year-old ex-wife. Wow. Good news is. I mean, obviously he liked them. They're still alive. Right. And also,

they're heads up against the council. If you're like a former judge and you're standing there in court and you're like going to be sentenced, I mean, can't you just try something like, I declare myself innocent and just like start banging out of the desk or something?

You would think he'd be good at presenting himself and presenting his case. Instead he's just rambling out about how he loves his daughters and at least they're still alive. Isn't that great? Yeah. Of course, now they have...

Thank God for small miracles, huh? Now they have no parents because of this. Today, former judge Lance Mason was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole after 35 years. So he's 52. He's eligible for parole after 35 years. I don't think it's a good possibility. This guy's ever going to see the light of day ever again. The sad thing about this, Vinny, is when they were having the first trial.

How was the small business department doing under him? Yeah, it was flourishing. He was great at that. A man. Will Cleveland never catch a break. The sad thing is. This woman, they'd married in 2005. And when he beat her up in 2014 and he was convicted of that, his attorneys explained

how he was never violent before that. But his ex-wife was picking up, a wife at the time was picking up on the fact that he was starting to run off the rails a little bit. Court records show Fraser's lawyer wrote in August, 2014. Up until August 2nd, 2014, he had never been physically violent to her. Over the last two years, he had, however, become verbally abusive. She requested they attend marriage counseling and that he seek anger management, but he refused. I think you should seek anger management. Nope. And then you bit me. Yeah, right. Fuck off, bitch. I'll murder you. I mean, do we know what set this guy off? Like, what triggered this with him? We do not.

He's not happy with his ex. He hasn't spoken. And this woman, no. You just did it to your research. No, he didn't say. He did not say. Really? The report were what he said in court that he loves his daughters.

Wow. He's sorry. Aisha Fraser, the woman who was murdered, was a sixth grade elementary school teacher and had been for decades. So, of course, she's beloved by all these thousands of people, kids and families in the neighborhood. Oh, she's beloved. Where does the clue? Cleveland School District Rank nationwide. I'm just curious.

I didn't do all my research this time, Vinnie. I apologize. I'm just being a dick. All right. So that's my creep. Judge Lance Mason. Now let's see someone who overresearches. Let's hear this fucking story.

Well, you see, Carolyn, in 1942, the great-grandfather of my creep, met his... God, I'll let you go. My friend. Today is Roger Brooke Taney. He was the fifth chief justice of the United States Supreme Court

holding that office from 1836 until 1864 in his death. He is famous for being super not woke. In fact, he delivered the majority opinion in the Dred Scott versus Sanford decision, ruling that African Americans could not be considered

citizens and that Congress could not prohibit slavery in the territories of the United States. All right. I'm just kidding. He did do all those things, but he's not my creep. Oh, okay. I was going to say, that's that the person you sent me. Today, we're going to talk about a man who is so, ew, he single-handedly got a Democrat

from Alabama elected to the United States Senate. Wow. Do you know what a creep you have to be to get a Democrat elected to Congress in Alabama? To the Senate, no doubt. Yeah. I only get two of those. You only get two shots at that. Yeah.

And it's hard to fuck him up down yonder. My real creep is former Alabama Supreme Court. chief justice Roy Moore. Oh, good old Roy Moore. Who can forget this guy? Carl. He likes to hang out at malls, I believe. Well, he wasn't allowed to, and we're going to talk about that just a little bit. Maybe you can live stream with him from Syracuse. Yeah, maybe he'll be there hanging out. He's got nothing else to do. Roy Moore, West Point graduate, Vietnam vet, went to University of Alabama law school. Then he became a DA out of college, right? Yeah. So that was from like 1977 to 82. He eventually ends up becoming the chief justice of the Supreme Court in Alabama. He was the 27th and the 31st.

He was elected twice to this position. Both times he was fucking removed. When you're a judge, there's this thing called the Constitution, and he wasn't a big fan of it. He was more of a big fan of the Bible. Okay. He was a big Bible guy. The first time he gets thrown out of office is because he puts a giant Ten Commandment statue in front of the Alabama Supreme Court. there was like federal laws against that obviously we have separation of church and state and he was like not in alabama we don't yeah i think in alabama they run the country based on the bible at one point i believe he chained himself to the thing i mean he's just a fucking idiot yeah he gets removed from office but i bet he has a lot of supporters though in alabama who are big bible

covers they love him with this christian bullshit yep obviously he becomes the chief supreme court uh uh officer again whatever the fuck it is this time he's removed because he told all of the judges in Alabama to ignore the government's ruling that same-sex marriage was legal. So they were just like, not here, it ain't? So there's a Supreme Court ruling. Gay people could get married. And he was going on television arguing. His point was this, we do not discriminate against people when it comes to marriage.

You are more than welcome in Alabama to marry someone of the opposite sex. Anyone can do it. Doesn't matter how old you are. It doesn't matter if you're related. you just better not have the same set of junk so he just fucking argue this and then he ends up getting removed because he was defying the Supreme Court

what do you think this launches this guy into he's beloved in Alabama they think this guy that would make him king if they could he decides he's going to run for the Senate seat that Jeff Sessions left when he became the Attorney General under Trump this is when shit from the past showed up

in a very very big way for our boy Roy my wife is from Alabama we don't really talk about it much on the show. I've spent a lot of time in that state. And let me tell you something that you have a good friend who lives in Alabama. Do you know that? No, I did not. Who's that? Uh, Shulie Egar. He's a great friend when that Patreon money just dries up. Okay. Here's the thing, though. In Alabama, you could be a complete piece of shit. They, everyone in town can know you're a piece of shit. Okay. But when you call out their piece of shit, you better look out because that's their

piece of shit. You don't get to say that about our piece of shit. I'm not following this. They will defend their own. It's my point. Gotcha. Gotcha. And Alabama, when you're a, when you're shilling their brand of Christianity, they don't give a fuck what you do. Okay. Is my point. Got it. This guy has

risen the ranks from a DA, an assistant DA, all the way to like the state Supreme Court. But apparently when he was a DA, some shit was going down, Carl. And Doug Jones, his opponent, the Democrat started running this ad because some women started coming out and started telling some stories, Carl.

Lee Corfman, Beverly Young Nelson, Debbie Wesson Gibson, Gloria Thacker Deason, Gina Richardson, Wendy Miller, Kelly Harrison Thorpe. And the list is growing. They were girls when Roy Moore immorally pursued them. Now they are women, witnesses to us all of his disturbing. conduct. Will we make their abuser a U.S. Senator? Jesus Christ. Becky Gray.

That was a pretty effective. And at the end there, they had more names to add and on because, like, after they produced it, like, they kept coming out. It's a pretty effective ad, uh, camera. Now, here's the thing, Carl, this guy loved young girls. We were talking about a man who was in his 30s. He started having inappropriate kind of relationships with very, very young girls. Now, here are some of the highlights of some of the accusations here.

This one girl named Debbie Wesson Gibson. She was 17 years old. He first asked her out on a date in 1981 after he had spoken to her high school civics class. Oh, okay. So he's there to like check a box. He's a guest teacher. He's a guest speaker. Well, look, this is 1981 before like Snapchat and Instagram.

I'm like, Chris Talia probably would have been doing that shit too. Right. And she says they went out on a couple of dates. And the only thing that happened was they. kissed a bunch of times. So it's like, great, hey, this was a great class there, Debbie. You want to go make out somewhere? This is pretty much. And you're going to get to him. This what's so crazy about Roy Moore is that he's not like one of these child predators. He wants to have like a legit relationship with these people. And that's the thing. They're super young girls.

And here's what I think it is. This guy is obviously super crazy religious. So in some of these cases that we're about to talk about, shit gets really dangerous for these girls. And at least that's what they claim. I don't know. This guy's super fucking litigious. But here's another one. A girl named Beverly Young Nelson. She claimed that Moore sexually assaulted her in 1977 when she was 16.

She claimed that Moore offered to drive her home from her job waitressing at a restaurant that groped her and forced her head down towards his crotch. She said that she had first met Moore at her restaurant she had worked at when she was 15 and that he frequently complimented her on her appearance. Now, Mr. Moore, Roy Moore, respond to this. He denied all the allegations. He was on hand it. He says, I can tell you without hesitation, this is absolutely false.

He said, quote, I never did what she said I did. I don't even know who this woman is. I don't know anything about her. I don't even know what restaurant it was. You never want to say that because that someone could pin you to it. They'd never want to say that. Well, Beverly Young Nelson then claimed after this press conference that he signed her yearbook. Jesus Christ.

A week before. of the assault, Carl. And this is what he wrote. She has the yearbook. She's produced it. I'll be smelling my fingers all night. He wrote, To a sweeter, more beautiful girl,

I could not say Merry Christmas. Love Roy Moore, D.A. Wow. Like, he put his job initials at the end of it. And he also denied citing the yearbook, and he said he called on her to release the yearbook so a handwriting expert could examine it. Then the handwriting expert came out.

I actually had the testimony of the handwriting expert. This is him. it was a match bingo bingo bingo bingo that's him that's not all carl oh good these get crazier this lady gina richardson was reported as saying that more had started pursuing her when she was a senior in high school near her 18th birthday so this is kind of this is kind of legal she's approaching 18 she was working in the sears at the gadsden ball oh hold a second i gotta stop you right there since she said that because if he's obviously if he's like pushing women's head into his crotch and stuff. That's illegal to matter what the age is.

But do we know that the age of consent in the 70s and 80s in Alabama was 18? I'd be surprised if it was. Well, 13, if you're related. 17. 17. That's what I thought. Blood or second cousin and onward. Okay. That's what I thought.

So, dude, you're not even to believe this. So she's working at Sears at the Gadsden Mall. And I've been to the Gadsden Mall. Ooh. That place sucks. Okay. They do have a nice book's a million. Exactly. He asked her for her phone number. And according to Richardson, she refused to give more her number. And then Moore tracked her down and called her high school, had her pulled out of trigonometry class.

Okay. Like, this poor girl is like in class. She, she, like, this poor girl is like in class. Gina Richardson to the principal's office, please. She eventually agrees to go on a day with him. They go on this date. Everything is fine. She goes to leave. And then according to her, he grabs. grabbed her, pulled her back in, and aggressively tongue-kissed her. And this was backed up by people that worked with her that remember the situation happening and some co-workers at Sears. So here's the thing. This guy goes on Hannity, and he's still just denying everything. And here's a clip of what he told Sean Hannity. That's what I love about these high school girls, man.

I get older, they stay the same age. It was a creepy interview. Yeah. Now, let's talk about the star witness here. I thought the interview was all right, all right, all right. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. So, Lee Corfman, now this is the one that takes the cake.

This is the one where the other senator from Alabama was like, okay, guys, maybe we should think about this. Okay. The allegation is that Lee Corfman, She claimed to the Washington Post that she met more in 1979 when she was 14 years old. Okay. You can meet people who are 14, by the end. Then district attorney offered to watch courtmen while her mother attended a custody hearing.

He says to the mom, you shouldn't have to take her in there. Why don't you just leave her here with me? And I'll watch her for you for a few minutes. I'm the DA. I mean, he probably doesn't have a ton of free time. That's actually really nice to volunteer his time like that. Right. So she says, oh, that's so sweet of you.

And then he asked for her phone number when he was alone with her. She said that a few days later, Moore called her, asked her to come meet her outside of his house, picked her up, took her for a ride in the car, kissed her. Didn't he ask the mom's permission on this one? Nope. This is what they're claiming, okay, that he kissed her. And then she was like, ooh, and old,

she's like a 14-year-old girl. Yeah. So she then claims that she agreed to go on a second date with him. Okay. Because this is a 14, this is a kid, man. This is a child. She doesn't know what the fuck's going on. He took her to his cabin where he, quote, took off her shirt and pants, touched her over her underwear and had her hands touch him over his underwear.

This is a 14-year-old child that he's, like, getting down to her underwear and having her touch him. And this is all because of his religious shit. Can you notice all this shit, dude? He goes right up to the line with these girls, and it's because he's a super religious freak. Can you repeat that story again, but slower? I hate you so much. You're so gross. So he claims none of this shit happened.

All of it's made up. Well, hold on a second. Time out. This story is bizarre. He takes her to a cabin, which, okay, whatever. And he takes off her shirt and pants. They go inside. They kiss some more.

Yeah. And he then takes her shirt off and the pants off. Where does this? What does this lead to, though? Nowhere, because he's so religious. He can't fuck her because of Jesus, Carl. Or because he knows the laws that knows how much trouble he'll get into. Either way, this is abuse of a child, Carl.

Possibly, I don't know. Making out with a child, getting them down to underwear and having them rub your dick. It was a different time back then, Vinnie. Things were very different back then. We had more liberal laws around that type of thing. Okay, so a woman named Phyllis Smith, who worked at the Gadsden Mall, said that she had seen more talking to other young clerks. He didn't approach her. She said, I can remember him walking in.

The whole mood would change with us girls. It would be like we were on guard. I remember being creeped out. Smith warned others to watch out for that guy. Oh, she's the ugly girl never got hit on. Exactly right. She's the one reporting. I didn't like this guy.

He never even hit on me. I'm not a fan of him at all. Before the elections, the New Yorker quoted multiple local former police officers and mall employees who claimed that Roy Moore had been banned from the Gadsden Mall in the early 1980s. for attempting to pick up teenage girls. Employees said that Moore was banned from the mall in the late 1970. One employee said after she reported to her manager that he was sexually harassing her. Not only that,

members of local law enforcement in the town also claimed to be remembered being told to keep him away from cheerleaders at high school football games. That's pretty odd, I would say. Like these are old cops who are like, yeah, oh yeah, we remember Roy Moore. Oh, I'll vote for him. Don't worry. We're not putting no Democrat in. But they remember that this guy was so fucking crazy.

Yeah, getting banned from the mall doesn't actually fix the problem, right? No. Like, this guy will find other places where young teenage girls are hanging out. Roy Moore has denied all of this. He continued his run for the Senate. Yep. Okay. He denied all the allegations.

He even took a lie detector test. He went under the polygraph test, which obviously we know is not admissible in court. He more claimed that the result. The results of the examination reflected that he, quote, I did not know nor had I ever had sexual contact with any of these individuals. You say we didn't know any of them? Yeah, he didn't know them. That's fucking stupid. I mean, everyone's seen him at the mall.

They know that he's done this, but okay. So in June 2019, Lexi Corfman, the 14-year-old's lawyers, put forth an affidavit by Barry Colford, an FBI interrogator with a long experience with polygraphs who reviewed Moore's polygraph. And he says, results indicate that more was being deceptive when I asked the relevant questions concerning Mrs. Kaufman due to consistently elevated electrodermal and cardiovascular responses following the questions concerning Mrs. Corfman. In other words, in other words, he was jacking it. Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it. He got all horned up. He got all horned up thinking about her. That's what that means.

He had like a fucking physical reaction thinking about her. he got all horned up i know that's bizarre so the original that doesn't make any sense in all he he released it he's the one who said i took it and i passed right and then someone else examined the lawyers and based on the readings they're saying that he was getting a heart on they're saying that there was a physical response which indicate that he was being deceptive right i'm assuming he was pleasure you're making this up all right now i get it i'm making it's fucking christ i'm sorry i did not follow that i hate you I know, I apologize.

That's my bad. I would also like to show you what an absolute douchebag Roy Moore was coming up to Election Day. You're going to enjoy this. This is him on Election Day morning, Carl. Riding his fucking horse to go vote for himself. Bama. 14-year-old girls are coming out saying this guy's trying to rape him,

and he's riding his horse to the ride his horse. Yeah. Now, would you like to guess what happened on Election Day? whatever an election is the winner Doug Jones is the winner people in Alabama were so like this guy we can't

they actually held their noses and didn't vote or they voted for a Democrat it's unbelievable that's how creepy this guy is banned from the mall loves the Jesus and I would also like to point out that

Doug Jones could have run any type of ad he wanted to here, and he would have won. And I actually sent them a much better ad than the original one we saw where they just listed the names. Here is what I would have used if I was his campaign manager, Carl. A little bit of Beverly Young Nelson. In my life, a little bit of Debbie Wesson Gibson. By my side. A little bit of Lee Corfman. All I need. A little bit of Gina Richardson. That's what I see. A little bit. Gloria Thacker Deason. Kelly Harrison Thorne

All night long A little bit of Wendy Miller Here I am A little bit of you makes me Your man Paid for Doug Jones for United States Senate

That's good Now Carl Here's one more Funny fact about this whole situation Roy Moore, what he is currently doing is he is embroiled in a massive lawsuit Former U.S. Senate candidate

Roy Moore is suing comedian Sasha Baron Cohen for $95 million More in his wife filed a defamation lawsuit Wednesday, claiming he was tricked into appearing on Cohen's Who is America TV show and then was falsely portrayed as a sex offender and pedophile in a segment. Have you seen the clip of what they did to him? I am not. Okay, they did this old gag, Carl.

You ready? All right, I'm ready. Okay, hold on, I got to pop it up. This is the old gag they pulled. Switch it on, and because neither of us are sex offenders, then it makes absolutely nothing. You just put it on. you put it nearby that's fucking funny

he has he has other people come up and he's like no it doesn't work and then he's just beeping him it's a 995 million dollar joke right there I hope it was worth this at one point he goes

did you borrow that jacket from someone else that's hilarious oh it's really funny I gotta say the one good thing that Roy Moore has done was it provided more material to comedians. Like, Bill Maher has 327 jokes just from Roy Moore alone. One for every day.

One for each day. Now, I'm just going to say, folks, this guy, what makes him extra creepy, he may not have murdered his wife, but he's really into young girls, or at least he was at the time. This whole situation is completely fucked up. Remember, when you go to, when you go to vote, vote for Roy Moore. And where do people vote? They vote at creepoff.com.

They voted to talk creepoff.com, you stupid asshole. The creepoff.com to vote for Carl and, of course, Lance Moore. Get out and vote for Roy Moore. Do it. Do it. Thank you. All right, Carl. All right, Vinny.

Time for voicemails? I guess. We got a sponsor? We do. The Creepov voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Fun fact. Did you know Syracuse as Urquois for squatting hole? See you in Syracuse.

I want to play this one from our pal Tampon Tom, calling in to defend me. Hey, Vinny, this is Tampon Tom. I'm calling in reference to the guy who was trying to school you about M.O. standing for modus operandi. Yeah, shit cock. It does dance that. You know what that's Latin for? Fucking motive operation.

Motors operandi. Thank you. God damn copny. Fuck you. Leave our soft pillowy king being alone. Fuck me or fight me, grow. Thank you. Tamp on Tom.

Fuck you! No, that's a good point. They were getting a little bit too particular with that criticism. So, uh, here you go. This is a fun one. Carl's so upset that those kittens died. Because you think it was a waste of free pussy get to use. that he wins. People's chip.

People's champ. People's champ. It's a waste for your pussy, Carl. Come on. Good one. Come on. Come on. You like it because he was yelling people's champ at the end. No, it was funny. That's why you like it. Hey, dude, I fucking adore these voice smells you keep leaving.

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Benny Winnie. The carlin brush is getting better. He's dialing it in. He really is good. I'm sure he puts on some weird, like he puts like a weird sponge, wispy sponge on his head to look like you. Carl Hey,

do you have any voicemails for me? I don't have any voicemails this week. There's so many voicemails this week. All right. Keep them coming.

All right. Hey, Vinny. This is a Taco. Big fan as a creep off. I, I fucked up already. Anyway,

just wanted to say, I wanted to give a guest consequence, I guess, where you guys have to make a music video with video on vocals.

Okay. Okay. Go fuck yourself. Wait, what? Of music video where I am on vocals. I was the original frontman for the isotopes. They threw me out. Yeah, that's right.

My isotopes was Cadillac Rockefeller. It was great. We got much better. Yes. Certainly dead. Certainly dead. Here's another one. Hey, it's Captain Nuggo again.

I was just thinking about it. And you should have me a complete stranger on your show because I have a creep I want to bring up on it. that YouTube will never find. That's called a cheese, by the way. Yeah, call me back. Okay. Captain, whatever your name is,

email me at the creepoff pot at gmail.com. And if you want to present a creep and you are a member of the Mary Marching Society on the Patriot, I'll think about it. Come on, that's against the rules. You know that. All right, I'll think about it. You can't give perks.

Special perks for voting for you. I didn't say vote for me. I said if you're a member of the Patriot, the high level of the Patriot. That's another way. That's another way. Oh, I see. I thought you were talking about. Okay, gotcha.

Yeah. All right. We're just not letting anybody on the show. In that case, yes, that makes sense. Yeah, give us your money. That won't let you talk. That's how you get on, kids. All right, I'm done with voicemails.

You ready for a scum parade? Let's go to the scum parade. Thank Christ. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's a scum parade. Oh, no, it's a scum parade. Making me a scum parade. I'm so glad you came out with that one.

That one's my favorite. We're going to start off in Turkey. Yes. Anybody seen Kaya? You got some international stories this week. Yeah, E. Ray Hackford, 24, met with his girlfriend, Senatuba Takbas, 22, at her apartment. This job. Thank you.

Her apartment in the Turkish province of Denizili on November 10th last year. The couple who had been dating for two months were having sexual intercourse when Hackver allegedly choked her to death. Yeah. The callous alleged killer then fed her cat before leaving the apartment, waving at the security camera as he departed. According to local media, he then reported that called his mother to tell her that the final year art student at the university, quote, might be dead as he left her lifeless body on the floor. his mother immediately called the police or reported what her son had said he later told the police that he had choked her girl his girlfriend during sex and that she didn't resist it so this is one of the worst crimes we've ever reported on a scum parade because this chick was a smoke show did you see her gorgeous she was hot and if i was dating her if i was fucking this chick i'd want her breathing i'd want her breathing all the time i wouldn't want her eating a lot but breathing would definitely be one of my priorities for this girl I'd put one of those CPAT machines on her at night, just to make sure she's still breathing. Now, Vinnie, isn't it true that when you die, you release your bowels?

Yeah. Do you think he fucked the shit out of her? I guess that's my question for you. Well, he's fucking and choking. Yeah. So there's definitely necrophilia happening here. Well, that's true. And if you're in someone at the moment that they die.

You got to finish. I assume we finish. I mean, if the dude's walking out, whistling and waving, they fed the fucking cat. I assumed the guy dropped alone. I mean, I'm not... He had a good time. I don't think I'm out of line in assuming here. It wasn't reported, but we, you know, right between the lines here.

Yeah. He just left her on the floor, too. Like, he just fucking was like, oh, that sucks. Better feed the cat before I guess he eats her. Yeah. Apparently, his DNA was found under her fingernails suggesting that the woman did try to fight back as he choked her to death. His calm departure from the scene and failure to call emergency services led prosecutors to believe it was a planned attack. rather than a sex game gone wrong.

They have called Havaker to be in prison for life and the indictment prepared against the 24-year-old. He is due to be tried in the high criminal court of Turkey in coming days. Dude, that's stupid. When you're having Turkish sex, there's going to be some scratching, some clawing. It gets a little dirty. It's a little gritty. There's going to be skid or any fingernails.

Yeah, like they actually just drop sand on their dick while they're fucking. It gets very violent. It's gritty. It's brutal. Gritty sex. Let's go. Topeka. Kansas. Oh, back in the U.S.S.A. This is a fun one. New details have emerged in the January murder of a two-year-old Topeka

girl. They're included in an affidavit attained by 13 News. Jeffrey James Exxon, I don't believe he's one of the oil magnets. He's 45 years old of Topeka. He's charged with the first degree death of his daughter Aurora on the morning of January 5th. Police was dispatched on a report of an unresponsive girl. Medical personnel arrived at the scene to assist, but the girl was pronounced dead a short time later. During the 911 call, detectives write that Jeffrey Exxon was calm telling the dispatcher that the daughter's fingernails and toenails were blue. He said that he tried CPR and that her eyes were white. When the dispatcher asked that the little girl had a pulse, Exxon said that he couldn't find one. Yeah. When your fingers turn blue, it's because you don't

have a pulse. That's kind of a dumb question. When the police start questioning him as what's going on. They believe that Aurora had been dead for several days at this point. Okay. He's had a dead girl just hanging out there and when they asked him what's going on he said, this is a quote that the girl had been quote

under the weather and it pretty much refused all of her food. You know what? I blame these Instagram filters that make these girls look way hotter than they actually are. This girl was starving herself. This guy was trying to force feed a corpse, Carl.

I know. You get half to eat? Do you want to be a big strong girl growing up? So she's dead for days. He thinks she's sick and she's just not eating. He had told the dispatcher he had last seen her on Saturday, January 2nd. He has sole custody of this kid. They come to his home.

He goes, I haven't even seen this girl in three days. And then he quickly dials that back when law enforcement gets involved. And he's like, oh, no, no, no, no. I didn't say that. No, no, no. I just left to take my son to school really. quick and then came back and here she was, which is also insane because he left a two-year-old at home by himself or by himself. He told dispatchers that she had been, quote, starving herself.

Yeah, she was starving herself. But had access to food. And that's had also claims that the little girl had been, quote, holding her poop. She was purposely not eating. And holding in her poop. And holding in her poop since early December. Until, of course, she passed away, in which case, he changed a dead baby's diaper before the dispatchers got there. He thought it stunk. He thought it would be embarrassing if his dead kid had poo and her pit or pan.

So is that grosser than changing a diaper, changing the diaper of a dead girl? According to Exxon, I'm going to read you the quote from this article, Carl. This story's great. This is what I'm talking about. No more like, oh, then he lit the kittens on fire. Fuck that nonsense.

This is a fun story. According to Exxon, the toddler last pooped when she died. Yes. He claims to have cleaned her before the first responders arrived because he could, quote, smell it in her diapers. He didn't want him to think he was a bad dad. I mean, from just letting his two-year-old die sitting there not noticing for days. So there it is, folks.

He is in a little bit of trouble. Should we do like a trigger warning before these next stories? Oh, I don't think so. Okay, good. I think they're fun. I think they're wholesome family fun. Well, you're going to detect the kids in the car. Don't worry about it.

We're good right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, if you're at work right now, pull the headphones out of the jazz. Yeah, go ahead, turn it up. Turn off the Bluetooth, put it out the speakers. Crick it up. Rapper Aaron Beltran allegedly struck a deal with a British teacher,

Andrew Breach, in which Breach agreed to pay Beltran some cash, depending on how many views a video would get on YouTube. Now, the video, We're going to discuss the content in a second. But the payment range between $24 to $3,000, depending on how many hit this video would get. Okay. The incident happened in the victim's bedroom on March 8th, 2019. Breach sat on a chair in front of Beltran, who then took a 12-inch kitchen knife and hacked off Breach's penis.

And this was a video they thought would go viral. They thought that this video was really going to take off, a guy getting his dick chopped off. The guy was willing to go low ball 24 bucks. He's like, right. The low end here is 24. The high end is 3,000. Is this what roommates are up to these days? I don't know, man. COVID's been weird. That's been weird for everybody. The craziest part about this to me, you can explain this to me, please. So the guy who chopped the dick off is like a rapper. I don't know if he's famous, but they keep saying that's like his profession. He's a rapper. Sure. The other guy's a school teacher. Yep. That's the guy who wanted the video to go

The school teacher. Like, what's in it for him? What does he care? How many people watch him get his dick cut off? Well, no. He's not trying to be famous. No. Beltran's the one who came up with the idea.

Really? I thought Breach came up with that. Oh, no, no. You're right. You're absolutely right. Yeah. Carl. You're absolutely right.

It doesn't make any fucking sense. It doesn't. This breach guy decided he didn't want his dick anymore. And so he decided, like, well, rather than go to a physician who could surgically remove my penis, I'll just have my roommate do it and we'll post it online and hoping goes viral. This story is crazy. This motherfucker graduated from Oxford University. I'll throw that out there too. Smart guy. He was found heavily bleeding in the city center by a policeman. The officer reportedly went to the house breed shared with the rapper. It was told that the victim's penis

had been chopped off and thrown at a trash bag. When interviewing the victim in the hospital, he told us the accused cut off his penis. Andrew said he did not feel 100% a man and wanted to get rid of his dick. Yes. The officer told the court he agreed on a deal with accused to pay him depending on how many views the video of the amputation received on YouTube. It was done on the basis of hits. Although the prosecutors admitted that the act had been done consensually,

they argued that the rapper could not be exempted from criminal responsibility. Well, no fucking shit. Yeah, you can't just chop people's dicks off even if they ask you to do it. It's still not cool. So this dude breach spent three weeks in a hospital after the surgeons managed to reattached his dick. And

congratulations. You didn't want it, but it's back and it's working. It's so, congrats. I'm sure he watched it now. I'm sure that now that it left him, you know, if you love something, set it free. You don't know what you got. Yes. Let's go.

This article never explains why this guy wanted a certain number of hits on this video, or why the rapper wanted to pay him based on how many hits it got. None of that has explained or even questioned in this article. He then later tried to tell everybody that he did it himself to get his buddy out of trouble. There's a video of it. You can't lie about it. And there's a video. So there you go.

You fucking idiot. A man in Brazil reportedly had his penis and testicles cut off and fed to wild pigs. Wait a second. These pigs ate this guy's dick and balls? Oh, they really are wild. After he allegedly tried to rape his niece. So this is a fun story. If there ever was a bright spot on the creep off, I don't believe in the bright spot segment.

You know, last week we ended off, I'd like the kittens being burnt a lot. I remember that. It was terrific. Yeah. This week we're to add not a feel-good story just to change things up. Good, good. So the other identified 36-year-old man was punished by the woman's boyfriend and cousin after being accused of attacking her whilst drunk. The two suspects have since been arrested whilst the man had been taken to a hospital on April 19th,

where medics treated his injuries. Although he had given a statement to the police, it is unclear whether he will be arrested and faced charges for the alleged rape. The offender allegedly got drunk in his hometown of Olhos and attempted to have sex with his niece. She reportedly managed to fight off his advances and fled the seed before the accused that staggered home and went to sleep. Reports suggest that instead of alerting the police, the 20-year-old woman's boyfriend and his cousin were enraged and determined to get revenge. They proceeded to ask the man if he could join them in a nearby sugarcade field where they plan to neuter some pigs. Yeah.

Sure. I'll meet you up for that. Oh, pig neuterine. What an afternoon. Come me in. By the way, if this guy had been in Alabama, this would have been fine. The problem is he's in Brazil. He'd be a senator.

That's where the problem is. He'd have a shot at the Senate. So, they asked him to come and join him for the pig neuterine. When he turned up the two-by-att-tack-tab, and after beating him unconscious, they removed his trousers, cut off his penis and testicles. When he came around, the man was horrified. But what had happened? It managed to struggle home.

where he called the police and he was taken by ambulance to a hospital 31 miles away. Yeah. They're out in a rural area. Yeah. The medics were shocked. They were able to stop the bleeding and save his life. But however, unlike our last guy, the surgeons were unable to reconstruct his urinary tracks. Oh, ha!

Surgeons then struggled to reconstruct his urinary tract. It said that there was no. hope of replacing anything that he lost. According to a local police officer, the force searched for the missing organ, but did not find it, believing it had indeed been eaten by the animals. Yes. So this is a really stupid crime to commit,

because you'll 100% sure we will get caught for it. They ripped off this guy's dick and balls. Yep. And then just let him go to the authorities and say who did it. I don't know if they really thought that one through all that well. I think it was one of those situations like, oh, you really want to go tell the authority if you tried to rape your niece?

I would deny those charges and say that these people rip my dick and balls off. Yes. Of course you would do that. Of course, that's what you would do. What would you do, me? That's everything right. No, I would be shaved with no penis for the rest of my life, obviously.

Fair enough. So that is this week's scub parade. How about that for a feel good story, Carl? There was one other story you had that you wanted to tell us. Oh, thank you. Yes. I did something right. today. Oh, thank you.

All right. You got a local story or someone you know. Someone we know, Carl. We all know. Today. Yeah, someone we both know very well. Told me a story today about their neighborhood of a situation that's going on with a guy.

I'm not going to say anybody's name. The only thing I'm going to tell you is it's an east side town, small town, affluent. They got some money. Okay. Okay. There's a dude. who went to our friend's Halloween party

there was a 27 year old girl there who was like the cousin of one of the other guests. He then went and found her on LinkedIn. Okay. And sent her some very inappropriate messages. Say it something to the effect of you are one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I'm LinkedIn?

Yes. Is that all right if I eat your pussy? What? I'll take you to my summer home. I'm going to eat your so they're like, holy shit, this guy's fucking crazy. Yeah. And the neighborhood They're talking about this with the neighbors. I mean, that's Instagram dog. That's not LinkedIn doc. Right.

One of the other female neighbors goes, oh, him. And she goes, well, he did kind of the same thing. He sent me these messages. This motherfucker, Carl, says, hey, she's married. This guy knows her husband, knows them both, says, hey, listen, I think you are gorgeous. I was wondering if you want to come over to my kid's tree house in the back, you want to make out of the tree house and let me finger bang you in the tree house finger blast you in the tree house car so she said yes and then what happened

she didn't say yes oh she didn't no shit carl after all of a sudden done this motherfucker carl yeah has asked from what i understand six women in the neighborhood he's invited to the tree house wow fucking finger bang it has anyone said yes yet is the question. No, but they ran it out of to his wife. Oh, he's married? Yes. What the fuck? Okay. So it's a suburban town. And not only this Carl, the motherfucker was running

for public office while this was all going down. That's amazing. What a fucking creeper. Bro. That's impressive. To the tree out, you want to cut. What is the kid getting a chance to play in there? What is this guy doing? It smells like luncheballs in here. What's going on?

Dad, were you in my tree out of the legibles? I was like housewife in here. But this guy, his wife, finds out, so then he sends apology letters to the women, right? Yeah. And he's like, hey, listen, I was drunk. I'm sorry, I sent these messages I was drunk. But the thing is, the guy doesn't drink. So that excuse doesn't work real while.

And he dropped out of this election because he said nobody would like him because he's a Republican. Oh, right. That's the reason. Yes, that's what he said. Our friend's wife. What kind of a. election was it? It wasn't like in the town where he was? Yes, yes. Local.

Those are all Republicans over there. Yeah. Down that side of town, absolutely. And check this out. Our friend's wife is at work. Okay. Okay. And she's telling one of her coworkers this story. And she goes, yeah. The tree house wanted a finger bang. And she goes, oh, you mean so and so? Oh, no way. Just a random

co-worker. Just a random coworker. Because apparently this guy had been in a present. that her friend had done and this guy sent her the invitation to the fucking tree house too. Is this guy's last name? You can cut this out if I'm correct. Is this guy's last name Cuomo? No. No.

But holy shit, is that a great story or what? That's a fun story. More details to come as I find them out. Cool. But to all of you that are living that town that are listening to this, thank you for checking out the show today. Holy shit. You live interesting lives in the burbs. You do. I don't even

I don't even have a tree fork to finger blast girls in. You know, when you live in the city, you don't have those types of luxuries. You don't get to have a tree for, finger blasts and four. I mean, what is he going to do next to my kid's got a sandbox? Come on high. By the way, getting finger blast in a sandbox, bad idea. I don't recommend it. I mean, what else is he going to fucking do?

I got my kid, you want to come over to my kid's swing set? We could try something with that. That'd be fun. Jesus crazy. That's great. All right. Well, that's, uh, that's, uh, time for me to spin the wheel, isn't it? Oh, shit.

Yes. Thank you. Thank you for reminding me. So we have a blank spot on the fucking wheel. Okay. What's the blank spot? Is that the blank spot is for the Syracuse Mall trip that I'm about to do anyway. All right.

So let's talk about this shit. I got it right here. Okay. All right. So we got to add a consequence or do we want to just, uh, do a spin over? Hold on. Let's see. Let's ask.

Let's ask the chat. What, uh, what should we put on the wheel right now to, uh, to fill this? I feel like we always have so many great suggestions. There's some fucking funny shit happening in the YouTube right now. Yeah. They probably saw the no girls allowed side. That's why they didn't go to the tree house. Casey says lose weight.

Such an asshole. Why is Casey being in to me now? I'm always nice to Casey. I like chicken. Fried chicken. Season two creeps and roses, that is a good one right there. He has to punch a child. These people are fucking terrible

Oh, I'm going to put your child out. That's good. All right. Season two, fine. We said we would do it. Oh, you're putting season two on there? I put it in season 200 because I hope you land out at one day. All right, cool. Carl, I want you to know something.

Whoever those two people are, I'm going to find them. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, my consequence. Let's spin it. Please skip a spin. Please skip a spin. Please. Oh, you also have the one on there where you get to give me a consequence.

Pass the spin. Right? Yeah. Pass the spin is the one you want. It's still going. It's still going. What does it say? What did you lay down?

I can't see it from here. I'll walk over there. Don't even touch that thing. I will walk over there. Not doing it. What does it say? It's right on the fucking Cosma season two. I'm not even shitting you.

It's on season two? It's all fucking season two. Yeah. Season two, Crimson Roses. PJ. You hear that? Casey. Let's do this. Dude, that really took up so much

of your fucking time. I'm actually not even happy about that. Because you and I were trying to get Patreon bonus episodes together and shit, and you couldn't do anything because you were watching The Bachelor nonstop. Well, guess what? Creeps of Roses Season 2 will only be on Patreon. You could all suck my dick. All right. So, let's talk about this, Betty. We do have a rule that says you are allowed to deny your first choice, and then you have to do whatever I tell you to do.

Do you want to exercise that? Neither of us have used that yet. Do you want to exercise it? I don't know. I don't know. I don't trust you very much. Is it because I use the word exercise? Is that why you're confused?

Let me restate that, Benny. Are you going to do Creepton and Roses season two, or would you rather have a different consequence? Knowing that it could be any of the other consequences. Suspense is killing me right now. Coffee Enema live stream. Is that an option? Can I put that in?

I like this one. Someone says I could just, how about this? How about I just go stand outside of a college with a sign that says squirt is actually just pissed, change my mind. That's not a bad idea. Okay. I don't know, man. I don't know. This is a hard choice.

Same deal, five episodes. Five episodes. And look at, originally we said 10 minute long. episodes. Yeah, well, I overdelivered. You overdelivered. You overdelivered by a lot. Well, we also have to figure out what season of The Bachelor you're going to be talking

about. Whatever. I mean, the Bachelorette, is the Bachelorette happening? Should I do a Bachelorette? I'll be honest with you. I don't know a ton about the Bachelor or the Bachelorette. I do know that they're mired in controversy now because the host is out of the job and suing the network.

How about what I make that my consequence? Be the host of the Bachelor. That'd be amazing. all right i will do it i'll do it this is exciting everybody everybody's in the fucking youtube begging me to do it but i'll go do it do it season two yes

all right fucking at least i get a break at least i can't do it like right now because there's no anything there i will get my syracuse mall consequence done hold on a second doesn't be a current uh season it can we can go back to an old season

oh let's ask PJ Should I do the season with the gay bachelor? They haven't done that. Well, yeah, they did, though. They did. The guy just came out. Oh, right, right. That's right.

Yeah, you could go back and do that one now knowing that the guy, after stalking the girl, by the way, he became a giant stalker's criminal charges. Now he's, oh, I was gay. How can I be stalking someone? I'm totally gay over here. He was the football, he was like the football player, like a college athlete who was a 26-year-old virgin. It's like, yeah. I think this guy's gay. And every time the girl's trying to get near him, he would, like, go, oh.

Did you even get checked for cooties yet? This is so. He's very foppish. All right. Fine, Creeps and Roses season two. You could all fucking shut up. I love it. That's my consequence.

This is exciting. I guess that's the end of the show. All right. Well, Vinny, it's nice to be important. More important to be nice. Gagia! That's what I love about you guys I'm going to be a little bit of

I get old Are you safe to say that? A little bit of Beverly Young Nelson In my life A little bit of Debbie Wesson Gibson By my side A little bit of

Lee Corffman That's all I need A little bit Gina Richardson That's what I see A little bit Fawyer Thacker Deeson In the sun

A little better Kelly Harrison Thorpe All night long A little bit of Wendy Miller Here I am A little bit of you makes be your man

This is stupid Get out and vote For Roy Moore Do it Do it