The Creep Off - Episode 62: One Big Happy Hamburger Family

Episode Date: May 10, 2021

This week Karl and Vinnie remember to check the references for their nominations for creepiest babysitter: Vinnie updates everyone on the rapid progress of his consequences, and we announce the date and time of our next Hall of Fame Patreon episode: In the Scum Parade we meet a fugazi mob boss, a woman who simply drove by her ex’s funeral and a Florida man with a plan

What is, uh, what is this I hear about a show in Chicago? Ah, yes, the live WATP show in Chicago. Brower, Brower house. Huh. I have a question. Yeah, what's up? What is this about you possibly using my name, teasing my name to sell tickets to this? Well, you and I talked about it.

You sounded interested in going. Um, I told you I'd think about it. Okay. Well, that's why I didn't say you were a definite. Well, I said that you and Doug were possibilities. well you haven't like officially even asked me i thought i did all right well anyway um why don't you just i don't need you because vick's going to be there vick has confirmed she'll be asleep she will be there we'll make her up for this one fine enjoy vick i was hoping you would just ask me officially right now

but you know vini you want to come to uh chicago and be part of the watp live show i'll think about it oh okay enough should we start this show let's get it started buddy i'm going to give the people what they want sensation horror shock i'm gonna deliver the goods because i'm alive and i'm not backing down cuckoo coo coo Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola

Creepos. Welcome to another edition of The Creepoff, a show about creeps, by creeps for you creeps. My name is Vinnie Paulino. The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour. The people's champion. Vinnie Bolino. And my co-house.

most. That is one big pile of shit. That's hot, Cacarla. What is happening, Vinnie Paulina? How you do it today, buddy? Nice to see you, pal.

I'm very happy to be doing a show with you. Congratulations on the announcement of your live show. This is great. Yes. I foresee a whole new world for you. August 28th will be the very first ever live WATP taping. People can come and watch us do the show. We'll have some meat and greets.

It'll be a good time. There's beer tasting, all sorts of stuff going on. All right. So it's the creep off Everybody's favorite podcast that you do I want to welcome all of you Creepos, creepomaniacs

Scumperade Merry Marchers Why are you at a good fucking mood today? I don't like this. This is unsettling. The Vietnam True Believers especially. I don't like what's going on right now. And a big fuck you to the Cuzzaroos. Yeah.

I want to say thank you to everybody this week actually, even you Cuzzarus, because I know a bunch of you voted for me. I had to. Oh, yeah, let's see. We'd like to see the score for this week, Carl. Let's see the score for this week. What do we got here? Now, what was it?

What would we do last week? We did creepiest judges. And you picked a guy who beat up his wife and then murdered her. Yes, and you picked a Republican. Oh, no. Look at this guy. He's a Republican. Yeah, take politics out of it.

What a terrible person he is. He's conservative. She called a girl and had her pulled out of class to ask her out on a date. Yeah. Out for a malt. Fucking Judge Roy. All right. So Minnie has 68% of them.

Vote. I'm so happy. You're right away with it this week. That gives you a one to zero lead in this round. Vengeance is mine, sayeth Vini. All right, we calmed out a little bit. I won five to one last time. You're going to need to do more than just one week.

That's Vinny 316, son. What? Okay. Now, listen, pal, we're going to go today. We're doing a creepiest babysitter. Mother's Day was yesterday. Yes. Today we're going to celebrate the second most important person and most of the people listen to the show's lives because I assume it's probably not their fathers. How have we not done this category before? This is a great one. We've talked about babysitters. We've talked about babysitters, but it's never been an official category. Oh, this is a fun one. Yeah. Now, uh, Carl, everybody has been speculating that all we're going to do today is talk about pedophiles. I was not planning to do that

I wasn't either Good so guess what You could all suck our dicks Yeah we'll get back to pedals next week Don't worry Don't worry about it Like they're all just like I'm gonna you panos again

I've been reading this live chat in the YouTube Yeah All morning and I'm just like Shut up Good come back Just shut up This is why you're a pro Yeah

Is that how you handle hecklers at your live shows too Just shut up Hey, sir, I'm not going to lie to you. I generally, I'm out right. It's kind of a funny comeback. Let me tell you something. Excuse me, sir? Shut up.

My buddy, Steve from New Zealand, had a heckler at a show the other night. I was watching in the back of the room. And they weren't really hecklers. They were just people having a conversation in the middle of his set right next to the stage. He lays into them, Carl, just lays into them. And the whole audience was like, holy shit, that was harsh. And Steve goes, he looks at the car and goes, Yeah, you're all sitting here like dad just punched mom at the dinner table.

Now you all have to sit there and eat your bees. I lost my shit. It was a pretty good line. So today it's creepiest babysitter. I'm ready to go. Are you ready to go? Let's do it. Then he's up first because he won.

Oh, it feels so good to be in the lead again. Well, my creep today, her name is Marissa Tietzort. She's 28 years old from Wausau, Wisconsin. This woman who at the time of the situation, we're about to talk about was pregnant with her sixth child. I will also point out that she has a lengthy rap sheet for drugs, jumping bail, and all sorts of other stuff. Okay. She also has already had four of her own children permanently removed from her care. Let's take a look at this girl. I'm going to show you a picture of her. So she has six children, two of which she's allowed to see.

Well, one's in her belly still at this point. And her profession is babysitting. No, well, hold on. Okay. Well, I wanted to give you a picture of her. I like that you're clicking out of button called horror. Yeah, this is a picture. There she is. You see, like, she looks like an isotopes dancer. Oh, Jesus. Doesn't she?

No. You can see her dancing or your shows. There you are. Dances are beautiful. Yeah, okay. So, I mean, she's, what is she going to do? She's be an isotopes dancer, a stripper, or she can open up a licensed daycare center in her house.

Licensed, all right. Well, unlicensed, I said. Now, you're a libertarian. I am. I voted for Gary Jansen twice. We're a couple of guys. We don't necessarily like the government very much, but can we both? agree that child care facilities need to be licensed? I could go either way on it. I don't have a dog

in that race there, Vinnie. Well, I'm just going to go ahead and say that if I had kids, I'd probably say, yeah, I'd like there to be some type of supervision here. Well, you do get the choice of who watches your children. That's the other part of the equation there, Vinny. That is true. No one forces you to leave your child with an unlicensed baby. And that is a hundred percent accurate. And this woman, I mean, frankly, the only person who would ever let her fucking open to daycare is like a local level Democrat like the only person who's going to be like all right go ahead

just some local government person just like go ahead it's got a really political all of a sudden yeah I'm just trying to play to it I'm trying to play to the cause of I got it I got it come out over so I'm going to talk to you a little bit about some of the crimes

that she had been accused of before our main situation today and June 22nd 2010 T-Sert's boyfriend and the father of her children filed a child abuse injunction on her she left her son in a hot car he showed up home during a break from work found his kid just sitting in the hot car wait she was she was in a hot cucka car she was in a hot cucka car and when he tried to bring the child when he tried to bring the child

in till i get the kids some ac yeah she refused to open the door jesus what did this kid do I mean, he obviously deserved it. So he goes, this child was red, sweaty in the face and, like, really was not okay. And the dad, like, got her to open the door, and she opened it and slapped him in the face and then slammed him in. So, yeah, this guy ended up getting custody of these kids. Okay. They're taken away from her. All six kids are with this one guy?

No, no, no, no. There's a boyfriend. So there's four. That'd be like the world's worst pull-out or ever. There's four that were taken away. Yeah. There's one that she currently has custody of, and then one. in the oven still. But is the

boyfriend or the ex-boyfriend? Is he the father to all six? No. Different dudes. Don't know the don't know the ratio. If that was my question, then you answer a totally different question just now. But okay, you've got a thing you're doing keep going. I'm sorry, Carl. I'll stop interrupting. So June 8th, 2017, parents of a three-month-old boy told the Waschow police that their child had been injured

while T-Sert was babysitting him and his sister. The baby was taken to the emergency room with facial bruising and a fractured skull. Oh, okay. Yeah. Teacher told the police that the infant's older sister did it. Tried to take the bottle away from her while she was fed was, she was feeding the baby, and it struck the infant. Okay. She said the sister hit him with the bottle.

Sure. And crack the baby's skull. Sure. Happens all the time. According to the cops, they're like, there's a lot of inconsistencies here, but she wasn't, she wasn't charged because nobody could prove anything. Right. So those kids ain't talking, that's for sure. But they certainly aren't. Scared straight.

Now, August 2nd, 2019. of an 11-month-old girl went to the police. After their daughter was injured, when T-Sert's home, the girl had injuries to her face. T-Sert told parents the police that the girl rolled off the couch and onto the floor while she was napping.

That happens. Doctor said the girl's injuries were not consistent with a fall from the couch, but could not say for certain what caused them. Now, I saw a picture of this girl's face. It looked like she had rug burn all up her face. Oh, weird.

like just raw her face looked terrible she's a hard napper yeah 11 month old yeah now let's get to why marissa t-sert is the worst babysitter ever let's do it okay october 18th 2019 heather gardner the mother of a two-month old boy named benson zoing dropped him and his brother off at t-sert's home now t-cert was recommended to her through a co-worker who i guess t-sert had watched her kids and apparently she didn't damage those ones too much. They went home fine. Right. And she recommended her. This woman's mother moved away and had been watching the son. So she's just, like, needed somebody in a bind.

She had to run errands one evening, dropped the kids off between 3.30 and 4 p.m. She picked them up around 9.20 p.m. Oh, that's a long time. That's not just running some errands there, buddy. Well, I like that you're just making shit up. You're paying somebody. It's a babysitter. You drop the kid off for a couple hours.

you do what you got to do. Yeah, five hours, right? Yeah. Well, you don't know what you're talking about. Fair enough. All right. Exactly. That is, thank you for agreed.

Little Benson was sleeping, and when she got there, he was ready to go in his little car seat. He had his little snowsuit on this, this is Wisconsin, and a little hat. Less than 30 minutes later, the mother had to stop at the laundromat. It's 9 o'clock at night. What's going on? I knew you're going to go crazy about that.

this. So many fucking errors. But the mom realizes something is wrong at the laundromat when she went to take her son out of the car seat and noticed that his legs were rigid and remained bent at the knees. By the time the medics and the authorities arrived,

they found the desperate, frantic mother trying to revive her cold, long, dead baby. Ooh, ouch. That's why the legs were rigid, huh? Yeah, this baby was fucking dead. I felt bad once. I gave somebody there's CD back that I put a scratch on.

It's a little bit worse than that. Okay. I mean, this is fucking unreal. And I mean, this is happening in the middle of a laundromat. I'm assuming that I'm like a fluff and fold table or something. Right. And dude, this story made me so glad I own my own washer and dryer. Like, could you imagine... That's your takeaway?

Dude, could you imagine being in that laundromat, just like trying to read a magazine and like listening to your headphones and you got this fucking woman screaming about her dead baby? It's like, hey, lady, get the dead baby out of here. trying to fold my underwear. Yeah.

I'm telling you, listen, they're not, could you move your dead baby out of the way? I got towels coming over here. Get your dead baby out of it. You can have the best air pods. They're not going to drown out the sound of a grieving mother. I know. Those women are the worst where they're grieving,

their baby that just died. Shut up. Get a room. Get a room. Don't say shit for attention. It's not cute. What is she going to do in a room with the dead baby? I don't know.

No. I close the door. Close the door. Okay. So the baby's dead. And according to the authorities, the baby died from blunt force head injuries. Okay. With many multiple impacts to the head. Now, dude, these babies don't know defense.

They do not. You got to keep your arms up. Always keep your arms up. Their hands are by their face all the fucking time. I know. You would think they would, yeah, I know. They just don't get it. Stupid kids.

So they said that the baby also had a fractured, broken off and displaced tailbone, suggesting a significant amount of force had been used, okay? Do you say the tailbone was broken off? Yes. I don't even know what that means. Dude, like, the only thing I can imagine happened here is, like, she grabbed the kid by the foot and was like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. That's all I could think of. Like, this poor kid's brain scan was like, McFollies had better one. of this kid ahead. Wow.

I mean, he was a mess. So, police. Everybody drank. There was another wrestling reference, by the way. I'm trying to sneak him in. I know. I can tell. Okay, so October 19th, the next morning, police found tea sir at the Plaza Hotel in Wausso at 4.15 a.m. She claimed she and her boyfriend and son checked in because they liked the pool and wanted to go swimming, had nothing to do with them trying to get out of town because

of a dead baby. Yeah. I mean, if you like a pool, you like a pool. Yeah. So, you know, you immediately at 9.30 p.m. you're at home and by 4.15 a.m. you're checked into a nice hotel. Sure. She was arrested, but check this out. What we didn't know is she had a warrant on her because of that situation in August. They had put a warrant out for her arrest, so they arrested her for that, and then they questioned her about the two-month-old's death.

Now, Carl, here we go. T-sort admitted to the police that, well, the baby, boy died in her care. I didn't kill him. It wasn't me. Okay. It wasn't me. But she also, quote, made no efforts to resuscitate him or seek any type of medical treatment.

She told the police that? She also admitted to after realizing the baby boy had died, dressed him up in a snowsuit and had. That's fun. Covered him with blankets and put him in his car seat. When T-Cert's boyfriend returned home around 6.30 p.m., she did not tell him. that the infant had died, T-Cert brought the dead baby to McDonald's, along with their boyfriend, their son, and the other kid. Carl, that's what...

Was driving around with a dead baby in their car? That's what I call it. Unhappy meal, Carl. Oh, that's unhappie. They fucking went to McDonald's with the... They brought it in the restaurant, went fucking sat down at a table with a fucking dead baby in a goddamn car seat. You know, Somedayles run specials

where you get half off your meal if you bring a dead baby into the restaurant with you. So then the mother, this is what happened. She just keeps this baby in the fucking thing, doesn't say anything.

The mother comes, picks her up. The baby's been dead for hours at this point, ends up in the laundry mat and fucking finds out her baby is dead. And this fucking bitch

will not admit what happened. Now, this baby, we told you the injuries are all fucked up yeah now here's what is being suspected and alleged because she has not gone to trial yet because of a combination of two things she was pregnant very pregnant at the time and because of covid so this trial has been pushed back it's going to be in august social services were apparently unaware she had given birth to a fifth child and they had no idea that she was pregnant with the sick oh wow okay so she's just fucking out there doing

whatever the fuck. She found out... Well, she's fucking is what she's doing. Here's what I think happened, and this is what's being alleged. This incident in August that she got the warrant out for, she found out that afternoon

because an article was printed online that there was a warrant out for her. They're suspecting that she took this information out on this poor fucking kid and just fucking beat this kid to death. We have no idea, though. We don't know, but this kid blunt-fowers fucking trauma. to its head. It, the fucking tailbone rip out. He was probably being a pain in the ass. He was

probably being an asshole. Right, Vinnie? You can't think that he was just sitting there, go go go go, go, gaga, being how cute. Yeah, I do. It was two months old. Two month old babies don't do anything. They're annoying. They look. Do you want those are pretty fucking annoying. So, I say keep her in prison as long as humanly possible. Keep the kids away from her. And once again, don't forget folks. She's a piece of shit. Vote for Biddy. Oh, thanks, Carl.

Okay. Go ahead. All right. My babysitter is a woman named Kirstie Flood, 29 years old, similar to your babysitter there. And Kirstie, though, before she turned 21 years old, had a pretty good rap sheet going. There were five separate incidents she was charged for by the time she turned 21 years old. That's what I'm saying. You need to have the license.

for the people watching the kids. And correct. It seems to me that people are fine with leaving their kids with someone who's been knocked up a lot. Yeah, which is like that seems to be the qualification. Right. And that doesn't make a lot of sense. Like this lady's got five kids.

And this woman drops her kids off going, well, you know, she knows how to handle five. What's two more? I don't know. I mean, usually you're right. Most of these babies, the examples that we're bringing today are extreme cases. This is not the norm. But this can happen. Here is a report.

Now, Kirstie had some behavioral problems. And she was running an apartment and running an illegal daycare from her apartment. You're going to hear the property manager who had to scold her quite a bit in this news report. Christy was absolutely erratic. Fredley's family says the babysitter first reported the little girl died after falling at the playground. But an autopsy revealed she suffered severe injuries that resulted in her death under Flood's watch. In the month of August, every single day we had the police at Christy Flood's apartment. According to Sandy Springs Police, there have been six incident reports involving Flood since August of this year.

The reports range from larcenies, harassing communications, and criminal trespass. All right. So she's a bit of a problem. So this is a bit of a handful. August of 2020, the death occurred in December of 2020, and the police had to go to her house or her apartment every single day because she was running this illegal daycare and she had all sorts of problems going on. More from the report here. How are the cops just not taking the children directly out of there? Right. I don't know. Remind me what city this is in?

Oh, I don't remember where the city is. I think it's in the Midwest, though. That makes sense. This poor little girl, two years old. and what they found was a massive skull fracture, an injury to her colon, spleen, and liver. And, of course, same thing, like with your person there. Oh, she just fell at the playground. She just fell down.

She fell down, you know, the slide at the playground. It happened. It happens. I got stuck in one once. This is the most insane part about it, though. They're talking to that apartment manager. I never did get that, honey. Is that a Winnie the poo joke?

Is that a fucking Winnie the poo joke that you just told? Is that what's going on right now? Vote for Carl. Holy shit. Why are you so proud of yourself? Stop being so proud of yourself. All right, Carter. All right.

So, anyway, getting back to, uh, Kirstie Flood here. This is the apartment manager talking to the news after this baby was killed. 29-year-old Kirstie Flood, Fridley's babysitter, was arrested. I wasn't surprised at all. I was heartbroken and felt extremely guilty because I didn't continue to keep calling and having them check on the child. When I left the apartment complex, I washed my hands of it.

Why would you say that? So this woman was not surprised. that a baby was murdered inside this apartment that she was managing and she's like yeah you know I figured something like that was going to happen but I was just like I did my job I'm clocking out we're good here well you know not for nothing what do you do when you're off the clock lie about it why would you tell the that is true but you know what is that thing when people get a camera in front of them they'll spill their guts man oh stupid so stupid talk to an attorney you idiot all right so she was the one who decided to show everybody that she was running an

illegal daycare. Neri also sent us these screenshots from Facebook saying Flood was running an illegal daycare. I had given her a lease violation for trying to run a business out of her home because that is a lease violation. Lease violation! She sounds like a pain to the ass. But this woman,

Kirstie Flood, is such a moron. She's posting photos of all these little children and all these toys and playing around in their apartment. It's like dummy, don't put that on the internet. People will see that. Right. People are so stupid. The dumbest. All right, so let's talk about the charges. The babysitter has been charged with two counts of felony murder, malice murder, aggravated battery, and cruelty to children in the first degree.

Not sounding good. But did she try to weekend a Bernie yet? No, she didn't do that. Weekend to Bernie a toddler. No, but because this is a local news report, they have to make this as cheesy as possible with things like this. It's any parent's worst nightmare, planning their own child's funeral. okay and then this was the worst one i think the nightmare's paying for it i mean that's expensive yeah that's expensive uh this is actually just uh just thrown in there to for the rating boost i guess the family of

two-year-old phallin fridley sent us this video hey hey i love you i love you you're a sweetheart a sweet little girl her family called an angel now she's an angel in heaven oh god i know oh They're showing video of this cute little two-year-old kid going, I love you. Web, web, web, web, wow. It's brutal. God, could you imagine, like, just real honest parents? Honestly, I'm relieved. I haven't been able to sleep this long.

What a little bitchy was. What a little bitchy was. She was going to be a problem. Yeah, well, let me tell you something. I hope the devil's stabbing her in the ass right now. All right, so here is the kicker on this story. Police found disturbing internet searches about abusing children. She ruined my couch.

I just am interrupting your shit today to fuck with you. I'm sorry. Police found disturbing internet search is about abusing children on Flood's phone. Police found chilling searches such as what type of people enjoy abusing other people's children. That was a Google search, she typed in. And what does it mean to have a sudden urge to be a child that's not yours? You're a normal human. You're a normal adult.

Why would you type that into Google? I love the way people use Google. They're so fucking stupid. Hey, Siri. Why do I want to punch that child in the face? What day of the week should I murder my wife? Oh, these fucking searches are so stupid. Anyway, so that is my creep.

It's Kirstie Flood, who, uh, she's in some trouble. I think my creep is a little creepier, though, because she tried, she had a plan to get away with it. The McDonald's thing was funny. I like that. Yeah, well, I appreciate that. I hope you had fun with today's competition. Don't forget to vote at the creepoff.com. Can we take a second and talk a little bit about my consequences?

I need to do two quick updates if that's all right. Please, yes. Let's do it. We do the voicemails. Yep. Last week, I fucking got Creeps and Roses season two. I've been trying to reconcile that in my brain. Oh, God damn.

You got to figure out how you're going to do that, right? I have figured it out. I have put forth the plan, and I'm going to let, I have two courses of action, and I'm going to let you guys decide. Great. Okay. I could do, and I could do the continuing adventures of Katie, the Dillard, the dildo girl who is the new bachelorette that season starts on june 7th wait i don't know anything

about the bachelor explain this to me what's the dildo girl show the girl katie who is if you listen to creeps and roses carl you would know who katie is she was a very memorable girl she met bat james and like started waving her dildo at him and like this was my best friend through quarantine they made her the Bachelorette. Okay, that's what fun. We could cover... When does that come out? June 7th.

So coming up in a month. I like that. I like that. Or we can go back in time and we can watch Colton Underwood's season of The Bachelor, the gentleman who just came out as gay. So we now knowing that he is a closeted homosexual could go back with that lads and watch that season. That's interesting too. And there's more to it than that.

He also was stalking. the woman that he chose because she broke up with them he's a fucking weirdo I like both of those ideas So those are your choice Let's do both of those I'm gonna go with no

Let's go let's do all of that Everything you just said Let's make that a podcast I love it So you can get Creeps and Roses Season 2 could be the Bachelorette So is this voting again Are we haven't been votes

Yes I'm gonna put a vote up on the Patriot Everybody can vote It's just open you can vote But it'll be up there later today Good You tell me what you want me to do Okay Okay also Syracuse Mall

oh that's right yeah did you get permission to broadcast from there no what did they say they said go fuck yourself we've heard your show they're thinking about it who's thinking about it the lady who's in charge of giving out press credentials at that mall oh okay so I don't have an answer yet I'm surprised you're asking permission everyone just stares at their fucking if I just walked around talking to my phone all day for eight hours they're gonna throw me the fuck out I don't think so I think that's what everybody does well we'll find out so here's what I'm thinking I'm going to do. Yeah.

If they do not give me this permission, I will go spend eight hours at the mall. I will do occasional videos like every certain amount of time so everybody knows that I'm still at the mall. So like we could agree like every 15, 20 minutes. I want to see that when you're in the dressing room. Oh, God. That's what I'm excited about. I'm going to do a fashion show.

Yes. You got to do one of those things like the movie montage. I'm not even thinking about what I'm going to do. I'm going to do a fashion show. Yes. Everybody wants me to. ride the carousel. Yeah, for sure.

I might go to the movies. I would be there for eight hours and I might need to have to sit down and rest for a little bit and eat popcorn. I don't, I think that's cheating. I'm pretty sure that's cheating. There's a movie theater at the mall. Yeah, but you're not broadcasting from the movie theater.

I sure will. Who the fuck's going to be there? That's a good point. Who the fuck's going to be there? Is cuties playing my age chance? Can we do a two for one here? You could watch it in the car for the eight hours. It's right in there.

So that might be what happens. if I can't do the live show. But I'm going to do a whole silly old time just walking around that fucking mall for eight hours. Oh, boy. Moping. I'm not going to be pleased. Cool. So that's what's happening.

I will let you know. If I do not hear from her like today or tomorrow, I'm just going to go and get it done with very soon. And I'm just going to do update videos all day. And I promise you, if I have to bring a spotter who will vouch for the eight hours, is there anybody that you would want me to take? who will be able to vouch for the time that you would trust. I don't care. Okay. I trust you, Biddy.

No, you don't. So I have to do my consign before you do that one. So I got to get that schedule this week. I might as well do it this afternoon. This week we're doing cuties. I have my brother-in-law and his wife in from New York staying with us, so it's going to be tough. But we'll figure it out. Oh, that'll be fun for the family.

Yeah, gets everybody gather around. I'm going to watch cuties three times ago. I got popcorn. Fucking Carl pulls the old fucking hole of the popcorn gag. I'm who. My brother-in-law or his wife. His wife. His wife.

Well, now she's going to be ready for it. No, that she said that. That's what's going on with my consequences. Are you ready for voicemails? Yeah, do we have a sponsor for that? I think we do. Oh, good. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.

Use the coupon code creepcast for 15% off your next purchase of meth. See you in Syracuse. method's cheap to begin with but that's still a good deal it's a good deal yeah it's a good deal okay this is a fun one video this is judge rawmore calling from the great state of alabama well howdy judge i want to thank you for that hot and steamy recitation of my achievements in the 1970s and uh let me tell you i'll have some memory here Well, if you excuse me, I'm going back into my yard where I am now completing my new treehouse.

Maybe it would be people's change. People are losing their minds over that treehouse story last week. I just want you to know that. Monster bait. Monster bait. Listen, real quick. Someone got mad at me because we had put out a poll for the Hall of Fame episode. Yeah.

Which, by the way, ladies and gentlemen, shall we tell everybody what's going out with that? We're doing it this week. Thursday at noon. Thursday at noon. Eastern Kaya's only get to watch it live Kaya will be here and yep for all of our

Patreon and subscribers so if you haven't subscribed yet jump on there this week before Thursday so you can enjoy that episode you'll be able to listen to it as well we'll get it out pretty quick after that but one of the people that I had nominated

called in very pal this is Vince McMahon if you put me in your Hall of Fame and you can kiss my ass that's good thank you sir

that's a good impression I mean that was obviously definitely that was obviously him yeah I got a voicemail for you sure hey Carl I'm calling because I couldn't find

Vinnie's voicemail on the creepoff.com but I just wanted to say I've been voting for Carl every week in order to get Creep's and Roses season two so now that we secured that I'm gonna have to vote for Vinny every week

to even the scales. Hey! Not how it works. I was so wrong about that guy. I know. Don't judge a book by it. You're taking it all back now, aren't you? I certainly am eating my words.

I'm eating my words like a cheese pizza. Now, I'm trying to find the good ones here. Boy, guys, you got to start. Remember, what's the rule? How long are we keeping these two? Yeah, so I have another one, too. Under 45 seconds, please.

Yeah, I'm not playing these long. one. I got a long one. I'll cut it off. This one is 90 seconds, which is way over. It's twice the limit. Twice the legal limit here, sir. But let's listen to it anyway. Let's see what he's got to say. Carrow, I hate to do this to you. This is a creep off, but I got to call WATP because Tavi'll delete it. In July 2020, episode 215,000 of my beloved WATP, at the one hour, four minute, and five second Mark, Vinnie and you, speaking about the creep-off, Vinnie

says, our consequences are meant to be really cut to the bone evil, unquote. Our consequences are meant to be really cut to the bone evil. What? Of all the consequences on the creep-off,

and I love the show, are cut to the bone evil. Either step it up with the fuck consequences, We're wearing crocks, Carl, really? All right. He goes on and on from there, but I guess his point is, is that our causal questions are too soft, he thinks.

Oh, is that what he thinks? I disagree. I disagree. I'd like to see him standing here in your crocs and see how he feels. Right. He'd feel silly. Or imagine having to read Suttering John's book and write a book report about it. That's fucking evil.

That is evil. We're giving money to Suthering John and reading his work. That's as bad as a guess. Hey, you know what? I disagree. I'm enjoying doing the show with you today. Yes. Ask me again about doing that live show in Chicago.

Hey, Vinny, you want to do the live show with WATP in Chicago? You can wear your crocs this time? Oh, I should. Yeah, maybe I will. All right, good, yeah. If you promise, you'll wear your crocs, yeah. That's a good idea. All right.

All right. Cool. Any more voicemails over there? No, fuck it. Keep on moving. They're all too long. That's what you guys get. I'm not playing them.

All right. Actually, you know, one guy just left one, and it's 29 seconds. I have not listened to it yet. Let's roll the fucking dice. Hey, Vin, this is Carl. Due to my rampant gambling addiction, I've had to file for bankruptcy. Luckily, with Jerry Barfield.com

slash WATP, the first five steps of how to get into or out of bankruptcy is free. Also, with this, you get the Jerry Banfield diet. It's mostly just beans, but it works. That's right. Jerry Barfield. com's like WATP.

Vinny Winnie How did I call in just now? That's amazing. I'm more talented than people give you credit for her. I'm very confused. I am very confused. Are you ready to have a parade here?

Let's start marching. Because Vinny's a creep. Hey. And Carl's a widow. I'm not kidding around. They're both a generous psychopaths with no business and a civilized society. And they're going to take you on.

Carl, we're starting overseas today. Yes. Kenya, Carl Kenya. An electrician was arraigned in court for allegedly urinating on his wife's food and insulting her. Kelvin Thucco, 38, is accused of calling his wife Alice Methugu a witch doctor on April 30th. Hold on a second. Is calling someone a witch doctor an insult? Apparently naughty.

I think it's fucking badass. To be a witch doctor, that's fucking cool. Yeah. I would say so. I don't think a witch doctor would appreciate you pissing in their food. The court heard that Thuku arrived home angry and started quarreling with his wife. The wife was allegedly busy playing with the kids at the time. She reportedly went into the sitting room to find out what was bothering her husband, only to find Thucco urinating all over her food that she had prepared.

You know, in some African countries, that's actually a compliment when you pee on the food. And she was like, what are you doing? He claimed he was, quote, neutralizing her witchcraft powers. That makes sense. She tried to stop him, but he allegedly threatened to beat her up and kill their kids. She reported him to the police who arrested him. He denied the charges. It was released on bail, and his case will also be heard in August, along with Mike Crete, Marissa.

He was released on how much bail, Vaney. Did you see that in the article? S.H. $10,000. I don't know what that equals. $10,000 Kenyan shillings. Oh, what does that get you? Okay, this is the equivalent of $95. A Kenyan shilling is worth less than a penny.

Do you think so? 95 bucks to get out. And he was actually charged with insulting his wife. That's actually a charge over in Kenya. Remember not to fucking visit that place. Holy shit. I'd have to have a lot of Kenyan shillings burn the hole in my pocket. You and Carl wouldn't get out of the fucking bus station.

Jesus Christ. Move it, you, Kyle. I can just hear you. all right mix there yeah you wish i have a feeling you guys are going to end up in a polyamorous marriage you're going to end up living like casey's going to leave her husband you're going to have the fucking carl compound can you imagine my the creep that i bring this week is me god i want to see the reboot of big love starring carl mrs hamburger Casey and Vic.

Yep, all the hamburgers. Everybody on the farm. We're a happy hamburger family we are. Oh, God. Jesus Christ. The worst thing I've ever thought of. Blair R. Witten, who according to court records, is either 28 or 29, faces one count of misdemeanor reckless endangerment,

stemming from an incident on Saturday at Riverside Cemetery. According to court documents, several members of the public flagged down officers that said that a vehicle had been driving over grave sites and trying to quote, run people over, end quote. That's a good place to be killed if you ask me. Yeah, I mean, honest to God, the best

place. Yeah. You could just claim a spot. You just roll over. It's my, dibs. Dibs. Start digging. This is where I want to be. So an officer detained a female driver on the north side of the cemetery.

Who did it? Oh, the lady over there doing donuts. She identified herself. As Blair Whitten, Witten told me she had shown up for her ex-boyfriend's funeral and was sitting in her car at the cemetery when people approached her vehicle. She told police she thought the people would hurt her, so she drove off, being careful not to hit anything. Right, yep. Not exactly what the father of the deceased told the police he witnessed. He says he witnessed Witten, who was not wanted at the funeral driving at SUV at high speeds across the cemetery.

Another witness told police he was approaching witness parked vehicle after the burial. to ask her to leave when Winton accelerated towards him, causing him to have to dive out of the way. The witness said Winton was not welcome at the funeral because she had made harassing posts on social media about her ex-boyfriend's death. Lady, you won. He's dead.

Let him die. Seriously, if I had, there's certain exes I have that if they died, I'd jump to the funeral with like a number one foam finger on. Like, it's time to celebrate here, all right? You don't have to still be pissed off about it. I'll be there. I'm wondering where the cheering said. is. Right. Can we start the wave? What's going on? Oh, God. She was arrested and taken to the

Kansas County Jail. She entered a plea of not guilty. Now, you saw the picture of her. She has kind of an Amy Winehouse vibe. Yeah, not real healthy looking. Yeah, she didn't look real great. Yeah. So she'll be back to that cemetery at only a matter of time. Amy Winehouse, uh, circa 2019. Yeah. 2021 Amy Winehouse. Yeah. Let's go to Racine, Illinois. Let's go to Racine, Illinois. All right. This story is my favorite of the week, I have to say. Is this Illinois? I thought this was Wisconsin.

Oh, my God. You know what? It is Wisconsin. Okay. My mistake, Carl. No worries. Kyle Guston 38 was sentenced on Monday to serve 39 years behind bars, followed by 36 years of extended supervised release.

Yes. That means he was a naughty boy. Yeah. He was originally charged with 24 felony counts and four misdemeanor charges. In February, he pled guilty. the possession of improvised explosives, three counts of sex crimes relating to children, and misdemeanor marijuana charge. Gustin was arrested in June after a female juvenile accused him of inappropriate contact.

Okay. Now, investigators searched his house. They reportedly discovered pipe bombs. Three of the victims, the victims were juveniles, were 14 years old, and another was 16 at the time of his arrest. These are young girls. These are young girls. Now, Guston allegedly obtained the silence of the children.

He abused through a ruse in which he pretended to be a mafia boss. It's a very difficult situation. Bono San, Bono San. I'm going to need you to keep her mouth shut. No, wait, keep it open for just another couple minutes. But keep a shot after. I mean, this guy, you should see him. Okay, first off.

He looks like me. Number one, he's a big boy. He's a mafia boss in Milwaukee. You know, the big mafia in Milwaukee? These women are stupid. I mean, they're women, so of course they're stupid. But how dumb are these kids to believe this guy? He's a mafia boss.

It appeared to work for a little while, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Until one of them. Rad. a little blabbermouth told the cops. One of the victims was reportedly so terrified by his deception that she was initially afraid to discuss information to investigators.

Either way, he's 38 years old, and he's going to be the next 39 years behind bars, and then 36 years after that on very supervised release. No idea what he was building the pipe bombs for. I mean, it's mafia stuff. You wouldn't understand. The bosses are the ones who build the bombs. Yeah, of course. Right, yes, I've heard that.

Those rival gangs, you know, they were all getting squirt guns. And you had to get something to combat that. You know, I don't give out a lot of awards on this show. No, you don't. I'm going to call this next guy just the creep of the week this week. I really like this guy. The Marion County Sheriff's Office says on March 26, deputies were dispatched to check on a person who lived in a home near Southwest Street Road and Terrence Ocala.

So, Florida, everybody. Yeah. When law enforcement arrived, authorities say they discovered the house had been set on fire. Once the fire was put out, deputies found the body of 77-year-old Alice Trench inside. God rest her soul. How'd she do? She survived it? Well, the fire wasn't the problem. She had been decapitated.

You're not going to get through that. And her left arm had been removed. Not a lot of 77-year-old survived that. Yeah. Yeah. The sheriff's office said authorities believed the fire was set in order to dispose of her body. yeah not too far away at the same time a gentleman by the name of nicholas trench 31 years old who lived with alice had just been arrested for running around a daycare completely

this guy was having a day he was just having a good old day they didn't say it in the article i'm going to go out on the whim here many i think crystal meth was involved in this day i was going to throw it out there i only have one question here carl i would like to know this was a licensed daycare facility. Probably. All right. Can I tell you that this is my favorite headline that's ever been written? Yeah, read the headlines.

Let me just read you the headline. O'Call a Man Decapitated Elderly Woman set home on fire, ran around daycare naked. That's amazing. That's the perfect headline. I'm not going to lie. It sold me. I'm doing the store. You can't top it.

You can't top it. So he claims he couldn't remember anything prior to the arrest. This could be one or two things. Either the guy's on the crystal meth, we'll find that out. Or he's trying to come up with a good insanity plea as to why he decapitated. Or you think he got naked at the daycare so that he could be like, see, I'm nuts. It's not a bad idea. It's a terrible idea.

You think that that's going to work? It's not a bad idea to get naked at a daycare. Listen to me, you. Isn't it a better ruse than telling the kids that you're a mob boss? I mean, they're both terrible, but I'm not giving credit to either of these people. Wow. You are going to get caught someday, my friend. You are a dummy.

Whatever you're up to. I'm not up to nothing. Whatever you're up to. I didn't do nothing. Search warrant revealed that cutting tools are left near Alice's body and severed body parts to place in a laundry basket. Home surveillance footage also showed Nicholas grabbing a hand off from the garage and disposing

of bloody clothes in a garbage bag. According to investigators, the sheriff's office says Nicholas was also caught on camera starting the fire. So the Florida State Fire Marshal's office termed the fire was set inside of the house while the medical examiner's office determined Alice's cause of death was actually strangulation and suffocation.

He choked her to death, then chopped her head off. Yeah. Well, that's the only order you could do that in. And then he went... You know what I mean? It wouldn't work the other way around. I don't know, man. Just get a good, clean shot with the axe. You don't need to put all the effort into strangling someone.

But this guy was just like, okay, so I strangled her, chopped off her head. Off to the daycare. You'll know, then he chopped off her arm after that. He did. And then he set the house on fire, and then he went to the day. I'll bet you anything. I'll bet you anything. This was like a case of him being lazy.

Like, he was like, oh, man, it took a lot of effort to chop through the boat and shit. Oh, you're right. let's just burn the place fucking down you're right he was going to dispose of the body you know he's going one limited time he's like Jesus Christ this is a lot of work they make it seem easy sucks they make it seem easy and good fellas this is a lot of fucking work you know what I'm going to do go to a daycare somehow this got into his brain he now faces second degree murder charges as well as charges the first degree arson and abuse of a dead body not to mention a decent exposure and violating probation he's being held

in the county jail without bond Can you set up a Google alert for Nicholas Trench? I want to know what happens with this guy. This is the first time that I'm like, we've got to follow this story. Do it yourself. I do all the work around here. So, patrons, join us Thursday for our fantastic Hall Fave episode. Yep, I'm looking forward to that because we're going to be talking about who again?

Jessica Yanov. Yes. With our buddy's favorite. The return of Kaya. We're not bringing Kaya back on the regular show. He gets too many votes. Right. Right too many votes.

He's only going on the Patriot. Fucking bullshit. So we're going to have a lot of fun with that episode. I already started doing my research on it. Oh, good. Good, good. Roast beef pants she has now. You'll hear all about it. Don't worry, kids. Join in for that. Vote at the creepoff.com.

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But it's more important to be nice Gaggi