The Creep Off - Episode 63: #63 Syracuse Rich

Episode Date: May 18, 2021

This week Vinnie & Karl are joined by our pal Brian McBride to make our nominations for biggest creep in Syracuse: Vinnie & Karl give updates on their current consequences: In the Scu...m Parade we meet a horny teacher, a fake student and an overdramatic Frenchman.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 My successful stint? Yeah. You did it. In Syracuse. What success? Anytime you go to Syracuse, it's a success. You survived. You won.
Starting point is 00:00:09 You didn't kill the horse you were sitting on somehow. That was impressive. I was going to do a horse steroid joke for that. Sorry. Or the other one I was thinking about it's the only carousel horse. They had the shoot afterwards. that's good oh you both are pieces of shit
Starting point is 00:00:33 okay so I'll use that one you want to start the show yeah let's get it going I'm going to give the people what they want sensation horror shock I'm gonna deliver the goods
Starting point is 00:00:46 because I'm alive and I'm not backing down cuckoo coo cuckoo Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola creepos Welcome to another edition
Starting point is 00:01:19 of the worst contest on the internet The show about creeps By creeps for you creeps It's the creep off I am your host the tower of power too sweet to be sour and my co-host that is one big pile of shit
Starting point is 00:01:37 it's hot what is happening mini paulino welcome back i'm glad you made it back from syracuse congratulations my friend we were happy to have you benny i'm smile talking right now i'm gritting my teeth also in the studio joining us today for this very syracuse centric episode of the creep off is the
Starting point is 00:01:58 voice of Syracuse tourism, Brian McBride. Hey, I'm just so happy to be here. I'm surprised we've found three creepy people from Syracuse. So good job, guys. By the way, when you type in Syracuse Man arrested into Google, everything is from like an hour ago. Pages and pages. It's literally rivals Florida man.
Starting point is 00:02:18 It really does. That should be the name of this episode is going to be Syracuse, man. It's simple. It really is not difficult to find stories. Google thought it was a DDoS attack. Yeah, somebody like search queries. I buried the lead today. We are doing Biggest creep from Syracuse.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Biggest creep from Syracuse is the topic for today to celebrate Vinny's successful stint at the Syracuse Mall where he put on crocs and ate a bunch of food. You don't know that I ate a bunch of food. From what I can tell, that's about all you did while you were there. You don't know that. You wrote a carousel. I spent more money on massage chairs than I did on food. That is a true fact. Now, can I talk about it for a minute?
Starting point is 00:02:56 Yeah, let's do it. There was a problem, and I do want to apologize everybody. The issue was I was going to use my phone, my Verizon, my super expensive cock-sucket Verizon service to tether my laptop so that I could broadcast live from the Food Court Mall. And I was going to make an ASAR video, whatever the fuck it is, and just be silly and goof around with everybody and try to make it fun. but, or your internet slows down on your phone. I don't know what it was. And then obviously the public Wi-Fi blew so I couldn't connect. So what I did was I went to the crock store and I fucking bought the ugliest pair of
Starting point is 00:03:36 troughs that I could find. And I wore them for a good three and a half hours. Pretty comfortable, aren't they? No. Really? My chiropractor. You should have heard. Dude, I went to him the next day.
Starting point is 00:03:47 And he's like, what did you do yesterday? My spine was mangled. He snapped. Fuck, because you were actually walking. It's nothing to do with the cracks. Dude, he snapped my fucking neck and car alarms were going off. It was so fucking loud. It was terrible.
Starting point is 00:04:02 It was the worst day ever. And it was so fucking boring. Really, there wasn't anything to do with the mall. I thought it was like the second largest mall in the U.S. So stuff to do. Stuff I would have loved to have done. Yeah. Go carts.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Yeah. Closed. The smash room. Yeah. Closed. Oh. Neon Glowulf? Closed.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville? Yeah. Open, but ugh. Yeah. The movie theater was open, but you would have given me shit if I had gone to the movies. Correct. So I decided not to do that. I did laps around the mall all day.
Starting point is 00:04:39 I think I saw a dead guy. Oh, cool. Yeah, I passed him. Like, he was there around 11.30 a.m. And he was there when I left at 6 in the same chair, the massage chair that just wasn't turned on. I think it's funny that the mall in Syracuse isn't close enough to civilization that Verizon gives a fuck about it to put a cell tower
Starting point is 00:04:58 nearby. Well, the internet shuts off when someone picks up a landline. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know. Makes sense. Yeah. Well, you know, they'll get there one of these days. Yeah. Well, anyway, you did your consequence, Vinnie. I'm behind. I'm behind. I'm $57, car. Oh, shit. Yeah, well, they're comfy, man.
Starting point is 00:05:15 I pay the Syracuse prices. You'll enjoy them. I hate them. And they're terrible to look at. You can live like a salt in there. for $57. And right in the mall and your trots on a massage chair. So that consequence is done. Congrats.
Starting point is 00:05:28 And now I have to jump in to Creeps and Rose's season two. But. Oh yeah. We got a vote on that. But I refuse to record a fucking episode until you do your consequence.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Okay. No, you're right. That's fair. I got to do my consequence. That's fair. We're doing Colton Underwood season 23 of the Bachelor just so everybody knows that one. Nice. McBride's my co-host. Nice.
Starting point is 00:05:51 DJ's the other one. We're going to have fun. We're going to do that. But not until you watch cuties, you piece of shit. All right. I love it that I'm a piece of shit because I haven't watched cuties. That makes sense. You are a piece of shit for not watching cuties.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Fair enough. Which is a sentence that really is unfathomable. I know. That it actually is true. It was the one movie playing at the Syracuse Mall, by the way. I was wondering about that. Yeah, you could have seen it three times. You would have been good.
Starting point is 00:06:16 All right, folks. So let's talk about the results of last week. Last week we did Creepiest Babysitter. Okay. And my creep was a lady who gave a dead woman back to her, or a dead baby back to the mother. Yeah. Surprise for her to find out in a laundromat the baby but dead for quite a while and was rigamortist. And yours just killed a couple of kids in her terrible apartment.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Yeah. My creep was named Kirstie Flood, not Christy Flood. Who cares? All right. What happened with the voting? I'm not going to reanalyze this. Vinny has 68% of him. I'm going to tell you ladies and gentlemen I'm feeling pretty good about this
Starting point is 00:07:00 that's bullshit that's a 2-0 league Carl I'm coming back yes you're up to nothing and both were pretty substantial victories that we're looking at here and I feel good about that I needed it I needed a confidence boost because you kicked my teeth in that one round and I'm going into these consequences I'm giving it my all you are I'm putting the time in folks and you're getting rewarded for it. Thank you to my true believers, the creepomaniacs, and the merry marchers. You're all the best. Now, let's start the contest for this week, shall we? Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:07:32 My creepiest series resident today reviews PlayStation 2 games on YouTube and routinely hangs out of Destiny USA. It's worse than that, Carl. PlayStation 2 games? How long ago was this person doing this? Like last week.
Starting point is 00:07:48 I'm confused why anyone we want to watch. Should I buy Tech and Tag tournament from 2001? I don't know. Let me watch a review. Well, you can find him, but not only does he review PlayStation 2 years, not only does he hang out at Destiny USA, like, a lot. I don't know what that is. That's the ball in Syracuse.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. Way to go. He's also a big fan of this abortion of a podcast. And not only that, he's a patron, and he's a member of Carl's Cuzzaroo. Oh, I like this guy. Herb beta patched, everybody. Oh, right, yes.
Starting point is 00:08:23 The only fan who came to find me in the Syracuse Mall. That guy's the best. Oh, did he really? Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Okay, I'm just kidding. He's not my creep.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Oh, okay. He really does do YouTube videos of PlayStation 2 games, though? Yes, he does. You got to link me to that. We had coffee, and he had a tea. We talked all about it. You got to link me to that. I got to check that out.
Starting point is 00:08:39 All right. You're not my creeper. You're all right by me. My real creep, his name is John Jemelski, everybody. He's also known as the dungeon master of Syracuse. That's not like a Dungeons and Dragons name. This is like a name he earned. I was hoping it was Dungeons and Dragons.
Starting point is 00:08:55 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's really hoping he was, okay. No, it's not good. This guy is, we're talking shackles and shades here. That's not good. So John grew up in Syracuse, he had three kids and a wife named Dorothy, who became bedridden from a disease in 1988 and died in 1999. Oh, so he cared for her for all that time. It seems like a really nice thing to do.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Well, she was there. She was there for all that time. We will talk about that more. In 1988, his father who invested heavily in the Stark market. dropped dead, and he received a sizable inheritance. He invested the money in real estate. Smart. And by 2000, he had become a millionaire.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Nice. Wow. From this inheritance. This is a person in Syracuse? A millionaire. This is in Syracuse. And not only that, he's being featured on this show. A millionaire in Syracuse.
Starting point is 00:09:38 They call him Syracuse's Rockefeller. Where do you invest in real estate? That's your name of his episode, Syracuse Rockefeller at all. He lived very frugally, Carl. He was seen in town, often collecting beer cans. and bottles from trash cans for the deposit. Only a Syracuse millionaire would act like a homeless person. That is so fitting.
Starting point is 00:09:57 It's perfect. By 2003, he had a collection of over 13,000 bottles in his possession. I just want you to know that. He even made arrangements with libraries to save food coupons included in subscription magazines for him. Like, he's like, oh, the coupons are there. Would just save him for me? And he would go to the library.
Starting point is 00:10:16 They go, here you go, John. To use the coupons or he collects them? He used them. Oh, okay. Because he's not returning the bottle, so I'm confused. He's a super frugal dude. But why is that frugal? He's not returning the bottle. Well, he's saving up for when we get the Michigan 10 cents, and then he just doubled his investment. He's pulling the Kramer.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's like Syracuse Bitcoin investment. That's right. It's going up. Yeah. Shit coin. Shit coin.
Starting point is 00:10:43 It's cryptocola. So he lived in DeWitt, which is like a suburb of Syracuse. The area where Jemowski lived, a lot of the properties were being purchased. modeled and improved, but not Jamalski's house. No, no, no, no, no. What he did is he kept it exactly the same way it was. He just decided to build a giant 10-foot tall wooden fence around the house instead. Okay. He kept his house very private. In fact,
Starting point is 00:11:06 no one in his family, his three kids or his wife, were aware of the existence of a secret bunker underneath the house. Oh, well, that's why it's a secret, pity. No one was aware of the secret bunker. He had no shit. We've learned a few things recently. on the show about having a treehouse and having a fort in the backyard. Nothing goes well when a adult man has a fort. No. That's not a good thing.
Starting point is 00:11:28 So, no one knew and his family knew that he had the secret bunker. But in this bunker, what do you think he kept in there? Video games. PlayStation 2 reviews. PlayStation 2 games. Well, no, guys. When he had in there, he was able to store
Starting point is 00:11:47 and rape the secretly kidnapped women that he kept out there. That's not as fun. That's right. He held sex slaves in an underground bunker underneath his Syracuse shithole for months, sometimes years at a time. Really?
Starting point is 00:12:03 And no one knew. Fucking really. Are you sure you just didn't watch Kimmy Schmidt? I am positive. This guy got busted in 2003. So this is before Ariel Castro. Fuck yeah. Before.
Starting point is 00:12:20 unbreakable kibby schmidt before all of it this guy is the o g of secret dungeons in the suburbs okay let's talk about the women and the abductions real quick yeah we're they hot i mean uh yeah let's talk about these poor victims now these are not the real names these are the names that the police used in the cases okay october 1988 that's a weird name kirsten oh kristin she was 14 oh like i said right up your alley he fed her once a day and let her bathe with the garden hose then one day in 1990 he blindfolded her we're talking two years
Starting point is 00:12:55 he kept her in this basement raped her every single day Jackie sorry it was me one day in 1990 he blindfolded her put her in the backseat of his car a car that his son was driving by the way
Starting point is 00:13:12 she's going to get a pinata and took her to the Greyhound bus station and dropped her off Oh. Okay, well, no murdering. Set her free. I like it. The son apparently later was like, yeah, I had no idea who she was.
Starting point is 00:13:25 He just asked me to give them a ride to the great out station. Yeah, I wouldn't ask any questions either, but yeah, that's fine. I was just, yeah, at least I was not going to collect bottles this type, dad. Right. Yeah, I'll just help you give this girl a ride to the bus station. If I needed to know, he would have told me. He said that dad said that it was a surprise for her. And the surprise for her was fucking freedom after two years of being raped by this musty motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Wow. Then in March of 1995, Michelle, a 14-year-old Latino girl was kidnapped. He kept her in the dungeon until 1997 when he dropped her off at her mother's apartment. He also threatened her family during this time. She went to the police with a description because of her previous drug use. She was like apparently like a little padhead and the parents just thought she ran away. So they didn't like report her. They were just like, I guess one less mouth to feed kind of situation.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Is everyone in this story a shithead? Yes. Of course. Yes. It's the creep off. Are you new? They question the credibility of her story. The cops are like,
Starting point is 00:14:26 all right. Oh, he kidnapped you and held you in a basement and fucking raped you for three years. Okay. Yeah, I feel like a lot of kids make up that story. Oh, you don't. Whatever you say, kid, are you sure I wasn't she just didn't want to do your homework?
Starting point is 00:14:41 You got some imagination on you. Waped every day, really? Come on. even though the police completely dropped the investigation even though she routinely saw John driving by the house in his shitty 75
Starting point is 00:15:00 Mercury Comet or whatever the fuck this car was he would drive by all the time she was always see this guy Wow, that's a balls huge fucking the balls of a Syracuse millionaire ladies and gentlemen seriously now let's continue
Starting point is 00:15:16 in 1997, his taste kind of change. He had two 14-year-olds. This time, Carl, here's a real wild card for you. Oh, boy. A 53-year-old Vietnamese woman named Tina. Wow. Well, you know, they do look young. It's hard to tell sometimes.
Starting point is 00:15:35 He was like, that damn it when he looked at her license. You tricked me. We are you going to pay for this? Tomorrow's raping. According to a later statement, Jemowski liked here. her sing and placed a TV in the dungeon for her to use. So at least he was being a little bit nicer to this one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:53 She was reported missing by her boyfriend a few days after her disappearance, but the police had no leads. On May 23rd, the following year, he dropped her off at a Greyhound bus station with $50. Unlike the previous victims, she went right to the cops, reported the abduction. She had no idea where the guy went, like she was abducted, kidnapped, no clue. They had no idea where she could have been held. The investigation went.
Starting point is 00:16:16 nowhere they said she felt like the police didn't believe her either she said that no fat chicken right they're just like yeah okay another one of these uh yeah the cops are like there's something in the water all these women have the same made up story that they come to us where it's it's been missing for two years yeah it is salt in the water in syracuse it's true she got dropped off and then may 11 2001 jennifer 26 years old was offered a ride home she was walking downtown Syracuse well, high on LSD. Okay. And he's like, hey, you need
Starting point is 00:16:52 a ride, and it was raining, so she was like, sure, she got in the car and what a sad, strange trip that was. Back to the bunker. Did you come up with that? No. Okay. Actually, I did. I was just kind of off the top of my hat. I was going to say. I readied.
Starting point is 00:17:08 What a long strange trip. When he, back to the bunker, he raped her daily. When she resisted this time, he inflicted cigar, burns on her. She did. Like, Bride?
Starting point is 00:17:23 I'm sorry. We're the worst fucking people. You're a real piece of shit for that. She developed a very serious abscess on her lower back. And he also manipulated her with claims that he was part of an underground slavery syndicate of which the police were apart. The victim begged him to write home to her parents letting them know that she was alive. And he let her do that.
Starting point is 00:17:47 He let her write a letter. But he made her lie in the letter saying that she was in a rehab clinic. Okay. And after two months, she had this terrible abscess on her back. And he was like, well, I don't want to deal with the dead body. This guy hasn't killed anybody. He's literally raping children and fucking old Vietnamese women. And then he just lets this fucking crazy drug addict go because he's like,
Starting point is 00:18:09 yeah, go get some medical help. Dropped her off only two months. She was the luckiest. Yeah. I mean, years he kept these other women down there. Now, his final victim, Carl, this is a fun one. Okay. He finally found a girl he liked.
Starting point is 00:18:23 He finally found a keeper. His final victim was a 16-year-old black girl named Mika. She was abducted in 2002, and she somehow managed to befriend him. Oh, okay. She had, like, the Stockholm syndrome kind of deal going on. That's what investigators said later. And he apparently liked her a lot and used to take her upstairs into the house. Even though, I mean, this is after his wife died.
Starting point is 00:18:49 She died in 99. And keep in mind, she was alive. This started in 85. Okay. And she was alive till 99 and didn't know this was going on. Right. She took her upstairs, had her hanging out in the house, would take her on dates. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Took her to the bowling alley. He took her to karaoke bar. People thought they were a very odd couple. They didn't call the police. Nobody did anything. But on April 9th, he brought her along to, a bottle redemption center. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Finally going to cash in, huh? Yeah. She managed to convince him to use the phone to call a church and ask for its service times. Now, apparently, one of the things she used to do was read scriptures to him. Okay. And so he was like, oh, well, maybe we could see if we could go to church. And so he let her use a phone.
Starting point is 00:19:37 And she called her sister. And her sister called the police. Yeah. And within minutes, the police arrived and arrested this fucking lunatic. So wait, I thought that the girl was kind of into it, though. So I called her sister and fucking got away. Apparently, she was ready to end the relationship. She'd had enough.
Starting point is 00:19:54 This asshole gets arrested. And let me tell you about some of the stuff that they found out. This is, uh, I'm going to show you a little video of the dungeon, Carl. I want you to see what a lovely place it was. Here you go, guys. Once inside, there was a small tunnel that led to another metal door, and that led into the dungeon. On the walls were the red ink of water. all of thugs that Jennifer had detailed years prior.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Above the door was a small crucifix with the words, peace to all enter here beside it. In the first room were the words hate and ready to ruckus, so bring on the pain and red on the walls. That apartment would cost $4,000 in Manhattan, though. That's a good point. You get two roommates. Well, that is going to go into,
Starting point is 00:20:39 that isn't to go into his defense, but we're going to get there to say it. Here's a little bit more of the place. Lovely bathroom. The center of the room was a stained bathtub. An aluminum chair with no seat was positioned over a pill. And a clock radio on top of a portable fridge nearby. In the second room was a foam mat over bread trays.
Starting point is 00:20:58 On one of the walls, a red piece sign had been lazily drawn. Other parts of the wall was covered in writings by the victims themselves. I've actually dated girls who have beds that are grosser than that. I believe you. I believe that you have dated girls who have beds grosser than that. that. I think you're telling the truth. I think I have. What do you think of that? I think I have tell the truth. No jokes there.
Starting point is 00:21:20 So things that they discovered, there was a series of calendars in which the victims systematically had to keep records of each day with the letters B, S, or T, and the T stood for brush their teeth. B stood for bade, and the S stands for being
Starting point is 00:21:36 raped by this man, stood for sex. So he made them keep calendars. Okay, I'm reading, brush your teeth. Why those three things. Why is it rape and brushing your teeth at the same category is something that we need to document? I don't know. That's odd. He's a
Starting point is 00:21:52 creepier. This guy's a little bit odd, I think. I'm starting to think. You know, man? It's always good to keep records, though, if you are going to commit crimes for decades. I got to tell you. Make sure it's documented. It's a real jerk. Don't you, everyone, did I brush my teeth last Thursday? Oh, yeah, I did. Oh, thank God.
Starting point is 00:22:08 I kept the schedule. Well, could you get raped and brush your teeth on the same day, or is it one of the other? No, you got to pick one. You got to pick one. I picked, brush my teeth. Also, didn't he rape them every day? Why do you need to keep a schedule? It's true.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Police also saw several video recorded entries with at least one woman on the tape in the tapes, so he kept logs for himself. The viewers could see Jamalski dancing, singing, and also exercising with the said woman. Jamalski also often told his captives that he was part of the Onondaga County Sheriff's Department and had shown a fake badge he had found on the street. years earlier, as well as telling them that he was under certain bosses that were making him do this.
Starting point is 00:22:49 He told his victims under this story that the easier the daily rapes could occur, the faster his bosses might let them go. Makes perfect sense. You got to give him a carrot. You got to give him a carrot at the end of the stick, Carl. That's the dumbest made-up story he could have possibly come up
Starting point is 00:23:05 with. It's not a good story. But he found a badge, so I mean, I got the prop. I might as well do it. I mean, could you imagine being like, oh, I know what I'm going to use this for. He puts it in his pocket. Keeps walking. Excuse me, ma'am.
Starting point is 00:23:19 I have a license to rape you. I just want you to know that. Oh, Jesus Christ. This guy is just a trip. He also, how we're going to end soon? What's going on here? Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Yeah. So he pleads guilty to five counts of first degree kidnapping. He gets 18 years to life. That's it? That's what I said. But it was a plea agreement. So he was up for parole in 2021. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:23:43 But here's the thing. He was never really sorry for any of this. So when you listen to him talk about why he did it and his logic for it, this man reminds me a lot of you, Carl. He has no shame in his game. He will smile talk his way through fucking anything like a complete psycho. Things that he said. He told prosecutors that his plan began when his wife Dorothy was diagnosed with cancer and she wasn't able to have sex. and he thought this was a great idea
Starting point is 00:24:12 so like if he kidnapped them then he wouldn't be exposed to sexually transmitted infections because you know they were captive and they were only fucking him okay that's so that was part of his logic that's logical that actually makes sense he also said he should not be punished for what he did he thought that you know when he was arrested he thought that he would be at most at most this is in conversations with his lawyers thought he should spend a couple of days in jail or pay a five
Starting point is 00:24:40 do some community service and I'm not shitting you Carl he would like argue this argue it did you try to pay in bottles it's as good as money I got to read you this quote he did an interview with Dateline and I couldn't pull the clip to get the audio but he told Dateline that he believed he was a pretty nice guy and claimed that he hadn't realized that what he had done was
Starting point is 00:25:02 an extremely serious cry he said I'm thinking you know maybe I'm going to go get some community service or something like that nature you know a little bit of unlawful prison or whatever, he said. Wow. He also said that his lawyers had to spend many days after his arrest to make it clear to him that taking women and holding them in a dungeon is kidnapping. Oh, he didn't realize that.
Starting point is 00:25:23 No. He didn't understand this at the time. And he also dismissed the chanied-up his victim's argument by saying, people are ankle bracelets all day long. It's right. It's a fashion statement. Your honor, they wanted it. And during his first parole hearing last fall, he said, listen.
Starting point is 00:25:40 It was a very comfortable mattress. This is a quote. I slept on it. He also told him that there were bubble baths, there were scented candles, and he had the hose shower for privacy. He has been denied parole. It will probably remain in jail forever. Yeah, he's not going on.
Starting point is 00:25:58 He's an unsary motherfucker. And I just find this story to be fascinating. My creep, John Jolnowski, the Syracuse Dungeon Master. I would just give this advice to John. pretend you're sorry and you won't do it again. Just pretend. Just pretend you don't want to do that ever again. Take it away, Carl.
Starting point is 00:26:17 All right, I'm going to go next. We'll let McBride hit the last one. Yeah. All right, my creep is a guy you guys might know. His name is Stephen Baldwin. Now, what Stephen Baldwin is done, voted for a Republican multiple times. Wow.
Starting point is 00:26:32 All right, I'm just kidding. My creep is a guy named David Rends, and I will let David Rens tell you what he did. This is his confession. Oh, I don't like this, so they just come out and say it themselves. Listen closely.
Starting point is 00:26:47 On March 14, 2013, I, in 29 years old, drove my car to the parking lot of the Great Northern Mall in the town of Clay, I'm endowed in town of town. There, I left my car and entered into another car
Starting point is 00:27:04 occupied by Lord Brezdenham and a 10-year-old student-old child. I threatened both of the occupants of the car with a pellet gun that looked like a real handgun and directed Lori Bressahan to drive to a remote part of the parking lot. Once there, I restrained both Lori Bredfahan and a child's hands without their consent so that they could not escape or resist. I used the knife to cut a hole in a child's clothing and proceeded to have tunists of the vagina sexually intercourse with her. immediately after i drilled the car out of the mall park a lot and eventually ended up on verge length road in the town of clay on a dagger county on north length road i intentionally caused the doubt of lorry brusahan by repeatedly standing her in the head-end chest with a knife
Starting point is 00:27:59 and attempting to be strangled her while she was restrained that's right that's his day he's a real piece of shit this guy. So just six weeks after he'd been arrested for possessing child pornography, Rentz removed his required electronic monitoring device and drove to that mall in that
Starting point is 00:28:19 suburb of Syracuse where he jumped into a vehicle with a mother and her 10 year old daughter, restrained them both, raped the daughter, drove away, and then murdered the mother. Now, what happened to the daughter? The
Starting point is 00:28:34 the daughter was found by some people who were driving by and actually what happened is David then panicked because he killed the mother because the child escaped and then he just ran off into the woods and they got the canine units out. Yeah, running into the woods
Starting point is 00:28:50 is cliche. Nobody ever gets away when you run into the woods. Well, you know, it's dark it was in a remote area. It was dark but it's the canines that will eventually track you down. Now, you know what kind of shit's happening in the Syracuse woods? Stay the fuck out of there
Starting point is 00:29:05 yeah well this guy is the problem though this is the this is the guy that's the problem that's in the woods there so
Starting point is 00:29:12 he was found with 11,000 images of CP and 1,100 videos and this is seems like a small about for a pito
Starting point is 00:29:23 doesn't it's 11,000 images how many Zoom players full of porn did he have so this guy was released with an ankle bracelet and they they said
Starting point is 00:29:33 and the judge actually with how the judge was very concerned about releasing him the transcript from david renz's january 11th federal detention hearing shows concerns the judge overseeing wrens's child pornography case had about allowing his supervised release federal judge andrew baxter told rends he would agree to go along with the federal prosecution's recommendation of release quote notwithstanding the very serious nature of the charges that you're facing and what we have learned about your juvenile record. So the judge was concerned
Starting point is 00:30:07 about this, but the prosecutors were pushing for it. Like, let's release them. You know, he'll be under house arrests. Not a big deal. So the guy likes child porn. But the judge It's 11,000 measly images. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Like, what are they doing?
Starting point is 00:30:22 But the judge gave a very stern warning. Baxter warned Renz several times about violating the conditions of release or tampering with the electronic monitoring anquet. Now I understand you know computers, and there may be ways around some of these things. But trust me, you know, if we have any whiff of the fact that you're trying to defeat the monitoring software or using a computer elsewhere or doing anything to circumvent the monitoring,
Starting point is 00:30:48 then you're going to have a problem with me, said Baxter. He told him that there's ways around these monitoring services? So this guy was really good with computers. This David Rensk, or what's his name? Sure, you can go to this specific website. on the third link down, download this, and we wouldn't be able to find you, but don't do that. And the judge is like, because I'll be pissed if you do that, okay? So this is David...
Starting point is 00:31:15 I'm fucking crying right now. This is David Renz after he raped a child and murdered her mom, talking about how often he was taking this bracelet off and leaving the house. How many times in total would you say that you took the bracelet off? I can only be an estimate, but I figure it probably 10 to a dozen. At any point in time when you had the bracelet off, did you leave your home? Yes. Can you tell me, at any point in time when you had the bracelet off, did you ever receive a call from the federal government, the U.S. Probation Department? No.
Starting point is 00:31:58 So this guy's tampering. get the fuck out he's tampering with the device no one ever calls about his shit and actually he said it was 10 to a dozen times he was underestimated quite a bit the bracelet reds was wearing was supposed to let federal probation officers track his movements they failed to respond to over four dozen tampering alerts from the monitor and the six weeks before the attack so we're talking like 50 times yeah to be fair right after this said no more snap bracelets we're not doing that anymore we're getting the real real guy so this guy Went out, drove out, bought this pistol, bought, like, the wire and everything that he needed to perform this crime weeks before he did it. He was all ready to go and he was trying out, how one can I get the bracelet off, and then I can come back, and no one calls me, cool, this is working out really well. So the fed's fucked up. I mean, leave it to Syracuse to have just the most incompetent people running the show over there, and they're paying up for it. Renz was found guilty of murdering a woman and raping a 10-year-old girl after he broke free from his court-ordered ankle monitor in 2013. New Channel 9 is Josh Martin joins us now, Josh.
Starting point is 00:33:06 They have reached the settlement. I'm all right? Yeah, Rod, the federal government will pay out $5 million. The court documents we receive say the number is, quote, fair and reasonable under the circumstances. So they're paying this girl, five million bucks almost. Some of the money is going to other members of the family to just be like, oops, whoopsie. we got a fucked up on that one we want you to know though that the judge was very angry the judge was not happy with the situation but we're still going to give you the five billion
Starting point is 00:33:34 and we had no way of knowing this could have possibly happened and it gets worse guys oh no the failure gets even worse because this guy was convicted of having all of his child porn and they decided to let him go on you know supervised probation and if they had no that he had a previous record, there's no fucking way in hell he would have left prison. Welcome back to the talks, and that the case of accused murder and rapist David Renz is raising major questions and concerns about the way sealed juvenile records are handled, especially when it comes to sex offenses. An exclusive NBC3 news story found Rens was charged with sexually abusing a minor when he was a teen,
Starting point is 00:34:18 but police nor prosecutors neither knew that when Renz was arrested in charge with child pornography by the feds in January. Those records have been sealed in Onondaga County Family Courts. So what's the point? The judge didn't know about this. He wasn't allowed to look at that. And it's pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:34:33 It appears that the feds, federal prosecutors anyway, were not aware that Wrens had appeared in a family court proceeding and had been implicated in the sexual abuse of a nine-year-old when he was 15.
Starting point is 00:34:47 This was back in 1999. Oh, kids. And we found out it only about by because the alleged victim in this case, uh, contacted us. The only way anyone knows is because the victim's like, hey, I'd this fucking guy raped me when I was nine. What's he doing out of the streets? You see this limp? Jesus, Christ, I mean, the guy's got to type. That's for sure.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Oh, God. So this was a failure all the way around on this one. The system really fucked up letting this guy go out and murdering and raping. And this is the police officer who arrested him. This is unreal. What did you think of him now that you've, Know the full story. Is he a madman?
Starting point is 00:35:26 Is he just evil? I think he's just pure evil. Pure evil. We've always told our children, there's no such thing as a boogeyman, but after this, there really is. Yeah, this guy looks like a monster. So listen, hear me out on this. God.
Starting point is 00:35:40 I spent eight hours in that Syracuse mall, and it's really boring. There's not a lot to do there. Yeah, yeah, he fights up in the deal. I'm just saying, you know, Redd, David Reds's defense. Wrenz was born without the lower half of his left jaw and part of his cheekbone. So he was a looker. A hereditary condition that would come to dominate his and his family's lives.
Starting point is 00:36:02 The man's father, brother, and sister all had facial deformity, but it was more pronounced in him, requiring multiple jaw lengthening surgeries that drained his parents already limited resources. In school, his friends recalled that Renz had to cover the hole in his neck from a tracheotomy so he could be heard, drawing bewildered stares from his skin. classmates. So this guy was an outcast and he looks like a deformed monster. He had to look him up. Here's the thing about this. It's so weird the way
Starting point is 00:36:31 society deals with this because like Disney and stuff back of the day the bad guys always looked hideous and like monsters. And then everybody was like, you got to stop making the bad guys always look like the monsters because sometimes they're good people. Then they switched it around where it's like they got Quasimoto
Starting point is 00:36:47 and all the mutants are like the fucking good guys. So then they Like, you meet these, most of the real evil twisted people are like this. Yes. Look at our governor Cuomo. The guy looks like a super villain. Sure. It's central casting.
Starting point is 00:37:02 What I'm trying to tell you is that everyone should judge everyone by the way they look. Correct. I totally 100% agree. And so that is my creep. And definitely, check him out. Check out an image of him. He is a creep all the way. He is serving life in prison with no chance of parole.
Starting point is 00:37:20 David Ritz, vote on the creepoff.com. Now, how many victims were there? There was the one woman, and then he looked at a bunch of child porn, and then the one kid. Well, there were two kids. Yeah, there were two kids, and there was a woman who was murdered. Now, how long did he keep them all captive? All right, Brian McBride. What do you got, buddy?
Starting point is 00:37:37 Let's see who you brought. So, yeah, I went a different way with this. I picked somebody who everyone says is a creep, but as a proud member of Syracuse, I'm going to defend them. Oh, shit. All right. Absolutely. Good luck with that. Syracuse's favorite son.
Starting point is 00:37:50 the most non-creepy person I've ever seen in my life is a Thespian by the name of Tom Cruise I don't know if you've heard of him Tom I have heard of him yeah yes spokesperson for Scientology he is a dreamboat yeah born in Syracuse the story begins for us when he was married to a lady known as Nicole Kidman yes some of us remember her I've actually seen her in real life she died yeah no okay no they had trouble conceiving a baby and not because Tom is Secretly gay. I know we're all thinking that, but that's not the case. No, it's because.
Starting point is 00:38:24 The Scientologists are going to get you. Careful. No, I'm saying that's not the case. He's definitely not secretly gay. Okay, good. We all agree on that. Yes, we all agree on that. Okay. So they decided to adopt two kids. They heard raising him to about 2001, and then all of a sudden the marriage started to fall apart when Tom made a request of Nicole, Vinnie, Please Play, Clip One. Efforts were also allegedly made to get her to denounce her father, who was a psychiatrist, a specific field of study that Scientologists have long raged against. These efforts failed and likely backfired.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Yeah, so she wanted her to publicly denounce her own father's job. And to be fair, you guys don't know the history of psychiatry. I don't either, but he yelled that at Matt Lauer, that Matt Lauer doesn't know the history of psychiatry. And I bet if we all knew it, we'd be on his side. I will tell you And what does Matt Lauer know He butt raped an intern
Starting point is 00:39:18 True, yeah Speaking of creeps I will tell you That I used to have The Scientology channel When I had DirecTV And I would turn that thing on Because it's just
Starting point is 00:39:28 hours and hours of propaganda Like the programming on there And I agree with just about everything That they had on there I was like, oh fuck I agree with most of this This is not good That explains a lot
Starting point is 00:39:40 It does, doesn't it? I have a question Yeah Did you smile all the time Before you watch the science The Scientology Channel? No. I was not a happy person.
Starting point is 00:39:48 And that... Your Fetton's. You're Fetons. Got rid of them. Fetons. He's beaten them. Fetons. So they ended up getting divorced.
Starting point is 00:39:57 And the kids completely cut themselves out of her life for the most part. They considered her what they call an SP, a suppressive person. And other suppressive people. So Nicole Kidman is on par with people like Napoleon, Hitler, and Charles Manson. You know, the big. Before they have her. Yeah. I hated that movie The Hours where she had the fake nose. I agree.
Starting point is 00:40:21 And Australia also sucks. They ended up getting divorced, so we needed to find a new wife. And what's the way most of us find new wives? We have our church's interview prospects. Of course, right. So they interviewed I guess Sophia Vigara
Starting point is 00:40:36 and Scarlett Johansson. I don't know about you guys, but when someone tries to set me up with a nice girl from church, they don't come at this quality from me. I don't need you to interview Scarlet Johansson. That's a key. That's a key. A green light that one.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Apparently it didn't work out. There were some sources that said he might have been a little intense for them. Yeah. And his thing. So he ended up choosing Katie Holmes. Yes. Because he read in a magazine from 17 that she thought she was going to marry him. And they had a very sane relationship.
Starting point is 00:41:06 I'm sure we've all seen the video on Oprah where he's jumping out of the couch. He was very much in love with her, not fake in love with her. Right. Very much. Very much. very much not gay very real love that he was showing like a lot of guys jump up and down on television yes because they're so excited and then all of a sudden katie holmes started getting uh you know auditions for things yeah apparently a lot of people didn't want to hire her because tom cruise was very active on set he was saying what sort of scene she's allowed to do and uh no butch and telling the director um by the way seeing katie home now. Very cute in Dawson's Creek. Things happened to Katie Holmes. I don't know what it was. Well, hold on a second. Is Tom Cruise responsible for the dark night having Maggie Gyllenhaal be the
Starting point is 00:41:55 love interest? Because it was supposed to be Katie Holmes. Thank you. It was supposed to be Katie Holmes. And then we get this ugly monster. Thank you. All the guys want to fuck. I'm like, this doesn't make any sense of all. She's like, bad man, Bruce for you. It's the only unrealistic part of that movie. She has a piggy nose. I felt like I was going crazy. Thank you. Becky Chillin-Haw is the worst. So I blame Tom Cruise for that. I think Tom Cruise is the one who got Katie off of that movie. It's my Maggie Chill-in-all face.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Which means that Tom Cruise is a creep. But go ahead. Keep going. Wait, why am I arguing? Holy shit, McBride just fucking got me to argue for his creep. Oh, man. That's the opposite of what I want to do. I'm trying to tell you guys why this is totally normal behavior, and he is not a creep.
Starting point is 00:42:40 He's just a regular Syracuse citizen. Reverse psychology just fucking worked out of me, Benny. Hey, Carl. I'm a dumb, dummy. Mitchell Krasowski in the YouTube chat just said we should change the name of the Couss to the club feetens. The club feetens. I like it. I'm sorry. Go bad, McBride. So for some unknown reason, Katie Holmes ended up wanting a divorce. Right? Yeah. No, until this day, we can't figure it out. I'm sure it was so she could get his money, right, McBride?
Starting point is 00:43:07 It's $500 million or whatever. Well, she decided to do it. She was calling lawyer. on prepaid phones in law firms in three different states as a standard for most divorces. Sure. So she runs away with her daughter. Tom Cruise's only biological daughter. And Tom Cruise has not, allegedly has not seen his daughter in seven years. Is his daughter an SP? No, but she is not a Scientologist.
Starting point is 00:43:36 And although apparently the church says you can still hang out with your children who are not Scientologist, Tom Cruise decided, well, since I'm so high up in the church, I shouldn't do it anyway. I don't want to risk it, they're icky. Right. Well, you know, it's the precedent that it says. You want to set an example. You don't want the precedent to be loving to your children.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Right. It's like when Biden wears a mask even though he's been vaccinated. He's trying to set an example. Tom Cruise is doing the same thing here. Right. Okay, so here's the thing that a lot of people will point to is as creepy, which is not creepy at all. A lot of us we like sports.
Starting point is 00:44:08 We'll have guys overwatch beer and have beer and stuff. Jimmy Kimmel is famous for having a big football Sunday. Right? Yeah. He has people over. Cousin Sal, Adam Cirola comes over, all these man's man. They invited Tom Cruise. You know what Tom Cruise showed up with? His mom. His mom. He brought his mom to a football watching party. He brought his mom to a football watching party. As all the cool friends do, we'd invite them over. You're so well adjusted as an adult. Right. It's great. And also brought cupcakes for everybody. Listen, you guys got a problem with someone bringing cupcakes? Yeah. You know what you do it? What are we even talking? talking about here you know what you get if you bring cupcakes to vittie's house an invitation to come again yes that's what you get so or you get locked in his dungeon with an oven
Starting point is 00:44:53 flower what you get is to go get me more right so again the coolest people you can bring over are people who bring over their mom with them to their dudes date and that is why tom cruise is not a creep at all adam carola tells a story about that incident because that was only one time that Tom Cruise came over to watch football. Weird, they didn't in front of him over anymore. I don't think you wanted to come over again because Ann and Corolla was celebrating touchdowns by pretending he was shitting out of football in front of Top Cruise and his mom. And they were not all that pleased.
Starting point is 00:45:24 I guess I didn't think that was a hilarious joke. I don't know, man. You can't, like, once somebody's moms in the room, I think the real creep there is Corolla. I don't know. You can't bring your lights. I have a couple of little lights. I mean, they don't know Tom Cruise.
Starting point is 00:45:38 How disrespectful is that to do in front of Top Cruise? Wow. These guys are a bunch of uncouthed creeps. Don't forget to vote for Joshua. I'll see whatever the fuck my guy's name is. All right. What else you got? Don't listen to Carl and vote for Tom Cruise like Carl wants you to do.
Starting point is 00:45:54 I know. What the fuck? What was that, Carl? Vote for Biddy. Oh, okay. All right. And that's why Tom Cruise is not creepy. Not creepy at all.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Not creepy. Very good. I like what McBride just did there. That was good. Ladies and gentlemen, you can vote at the creepoff.com this week. as always you know you're going to want to vote for your pal of people's chip you would never want to give another win to a guest that would be a terrible idea let's stop doing that right yes let's just ignore mcbride they both hate it keep in mind let's just ignore mcbride uh so listen we got uh of some voicemails and the voicemail segment is usually brought to us by our good friends in syracuse yes and since uh the voice of syracuse is here take it away bryan the creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of syracuse We still have a mask mandate. If you saw what the citizens look like under them, you'd understand why.
Starting point is 00:46:45 See you in Syracuse. All right, folks. We got some interesting voicemails this week. Where to start? I like this one. It's a lot of fun. Carl and Vinnie both at the live show. Carl and Vinny at Live W-A-T-P.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Carl and Vinny, it's going to be so much fun. Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Yeah, yeah, wrestling guy, toothpaste, dobbling fucker, yeah. I'm very, very excited to see you guys, uh, uh, you probably won't hate to see me, so sorry about that. Anywho, take care. Prep boy Rick out. Prep boy Rick. That was the best voice.
Starting point is 00:47:32 No, you have ever left. And ladies and gentlemen, it's so good. Let's hear it again. I want to hear that song one more time. Carl and Vinny both at the live show. Carl and Vinny at Live WATP. Carl and Vinny is going to be so much fun. Boring.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Yeah. Be more funny. Gessel and Guy. Toothace, goblin, Fawkins, yeah. Spot! Yeah, that's a good idea. I liked it. Hey, Carl.
Starting point is 00:48:07 By the way, tickets are going on sale this week for our Patreon members of WATP. And, yes, Vinny, and you are going, right, Vinny? You're going to come to Chicago? There is an opportunity that a former World Heavyweight Champion might be coming to Comedy to Carlson that weekend. All right. And I might have to pal her out. Okay, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:48:30 Wrestling guy. That's fine. Okay. Well, anyway, August 28th, who are these podcasts live and more information? And tickets will be available soon. We'll get all that out there. We'll see Prep Boy, Rick. Carl, why did you leave so many voicemails this weekend?
Starting point is 00:48:43 Oh, boy. Hey, Z, it's Carl. And do I got some good news for you? Whether you're watching the gay bachelor or the dildo bachelorette, you can get either of these seasons at deep discount.com like WATP. Deep Discount has all your favorite shows, including all the Stuttering John's comedy albums. That's WATP.
Starting point is 00:49:06 at deepdiscount.com. Go gear. That sounds like a hell of a deal. I'm just going to stream it on Hulu. Thanks. Yep. Fucking deep discount. They were still,
Starting point is 00:49:17 do they sit just deep discount still exist? Someone asked me when our promo code for that one. I haven't done a read for deep discount years. Go fuck yourself. Oh, Carl, again with these. Hey, Vinnie, it's me, your buddy, Carl. You know, it's me because my mouth looks like a cemetery after an earthquake. Anyway, you're going to say, I love Hispanics and Latin, all that's all rubbish.
Starting point is 00:49:42 I hate the Polish people. I hate Polish people. Polacks, the Germans, and I hate them. All right, call me back. Oh, God. Why do you hate the Polish people? You know what it is? I just get drunk and I just start randomly calling into the creeperob outline.
Starting point is 00:49:57 I got to stop doing that. This is someone calling to yell me about last week's show. Come on, Vinny. So, your creep brought. a dead child to a McDonald's and you didn't have rock and roll McDonald's ready to go for it.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Wesley Wood was the fuck is Rock and Roll McDonald's and you had a better decree but I think I'm going to vote Carl because he actually knows a thing or two about good podcast production. Yeah. Thank you. Well, yeah, a lot of good it did a lot of good for Carl this week. Your one vote.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Hold on. Hold on. What the fuck is Rock and Roll McDonald's? Why do I not know what this is? going to show you. Is this like your mom a lot? McDonald's is a place to rock. It is a restaurant
Starting point is 00:50:44 where they buy food to eat. It is a good place to listen to the music. People flock here to get down to the rock music. Rock and roll McDonald's. Rock and roll McDonald's. Rock and roll McDonald's. that is wesley willis with his great hit rock and roll mcdonalds how can you not have
Starting point is 00:51:12 remembered that viny yeah wow i feel boy i feel stupid are you ready for a scum parade carl oh my gosh are we doing a scum parade already let's get it yeah we're finally got to it okay let's do it watch out for the scum parade oh no it's a scum parade right look out for the scum parade making minnie Day Today Today Hey Hey
Starting point is 00:51:46 Audrey Nicole Fran Squeenie 28 is now facing charges of burglary Educational Institution Interference and resisting an officer after police said she
Starting point is 00:51:57 quote blended in with students end quote And nonchalally walked into an American Senior High School To carry out this ruse, Miami-Dade police said the 28-year-old woman Don Close, similar to a high school students, carried a book bag, and entered the school building, holding a skateboard, and carrying a painting. What a shitty prop. Everyone knows girls can't skate. Right. It'd be the first
Starting point is 00:52:18 giveaway right there. She was literally doing a hello kids meme. Yes. She must have been. Yes. And after successfully gaining entry, police said she walked through the halls, handing out flyers promoting her Instagram account. I got to tell you, when I read this story video, I was thinking about, I'm a little embarrassed. I was thinking about how we first promoted the creep off when we first started shows. Well, what we would do is we would go to podcast conventions and we'd burn episodes on CDs and hand out CD-ROMs to everybody to get them to know about the creep off. And now I just feel like that was kind of dumb, right? Yeah, we should have just gone to high schools. Just say, hey, download this on your phone right now?
Starting point is 00:52:54 Yeah, right. Maybe a flyer to promote an Instagram is, uh, yeah, it's kind of similar to Well, McBride is like nine feet tall and has gorilla hands. Maybe we, We should have you just go out and be like, put it on your fucking phone. Give me your phone. Your fucking phone. Give me your fucking phone. It's just like, fucking podcast. Fucking open a podcast out.
Starting point is 00:53:13 What's your password? What's your password? Oh, boy. So a student said it was very creepy because her Instagram account features images of her just wearing a weird red devil's mask. Security saw her and she said, oh, wait, I'm a student. I'm not going to class. I'm looking for the registration office. And they said, okay, well, the registration office is right.
Starting point is 00:53:33 over there and instead of going there she continued to roam the halls a second security guard saw her and tried to stop her and she ran away from them down the hallway and then just darted out a side door into the park and they couldn't catch her but the fact
Starting point is 00:53:49 is you fucking idiot you left a bunch of flyers with your Instagram account on it. This would be like a bank robber dipping his fingers in ink and then going into the bank. It's like yeah we got it. Thanks money. Appreciate it. Follow my Twitter. and open the vault
Starting point is 00:54:04 like this idiot so she left behind the obvious clues uh they found her listed on Instagram now little backstory on her that I thought was interesting she was once a police officer in Georgia and she was
Starting point is 00:54:20 fired in 2017 after she was arrested and accused of hacking into a fellow officer's social media accounts the Washington Post reported she was accused of the time of then posting nude images of the fellow officer on social media. Her bail for this stunt at the high school was set at $2,000 and she's been ordered to stay away from the school. This is just a bizarre story. There are other ways to get
Starting point is 00:54:43 your social media out there and the hand out flyers at a high school. But you think this story like did the job, though, you know what I mean? It's true. You've probably got a ton of followers now. Her Instagram handle is not mentioned once. Oh, but people are going to find it. Yeah, baby, who knows? If you find it, can you send it to me? You want to see the lady in her devil mask? I want to see why she thought she'd get away with looking like a high schooler. She's 28 years old in the image that they show in the article. She does not look like a young 28 years old. No.
Starting point is 00:55:11 I don't know what she was thinking with that. No, she looks like the 28-year-old who's spent every single day since high school working the early shift at a McDonald's. And a rock and roll McDonald's? Hit the music! I can't. Oh, you see. So a Spanish teacher is being removed from her classes after an investigation found.
Starting point is 00:55:31 that she performed an inappropriate sexual act during a Zoom lesson. What? Yes, Brian. Students at the prestigious Columbia Secondary School for Math, Science, and Engineering remotely watched a live class. Amanda Kay Fletcher, 37 years old, appeared to suck the nipple of an unidentified topless male. Well, she rocked her head back and forth, according to the Special Commissioner of Investigations for City Schools.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Following this act, Fletcher's face turned. turned in full view of the screen, she gyrated her shoulders. I'm assuming like that Bill Cosm, or that shack meme where he's like, yeah. Jirated her shoulders and then smiled. And then she started talking about resumed
Starting point is 00:56:17 her worksheet, teaching, and discussing the worksheet that she just gave the class. So she just turned around and was like, back to today's lesson. Well, to be fair, she's probably been doing Zoom for a year, so she hasn't been able to see her students. They also said before that students watched Fletcher eating spaghetti with the
Starting point is 00:56:36 shirtless man behind her. So no wonder she was so horned up. Yeah. She was like to eat a little milk. I don't know what she's fucking doing. She hasn't seen her students for a year, so she need to get laid. Ed, do I know the weird thing about this? It's like she's eating. Now I see what you're going with that. Jesus Christ. So she goes just right back into the lesson. Yeah. This happened with 12 minutes left in class. Right. So during this class, she's eating spaghetti. Eddie, suck it on a nipple. And it's not like she was waiting for the class to start. It's not like she thought the class was over.
Starting point is 00:57:09 And this isn't a Syracuse school that we're talking about. No. This is Columbia Secondary School. It's a good school. It's a good school. And this woman's making over $100,000. She's got a good paying gig. She gave no explanation for her alleged conduct.
Starting point is 00:57:22 She declined to be interviewed. Smart. And it's very good answer is there. Right. Yeah. Oh, that cleared it all up. Thank you. So, this happened last October, and they are pursuing disciplinary action against her.
Starting point is 00:57:37 She's been removed from all of her classes. And still getting paid. Also, they've decided the way that they're going to fix this problem in the future is training. Chop off all the spouse's nipples of teachers. Well, that would work, too. Training is what's going to happen because she just didn't know that you can't suck out a guy's nipple on a Zoom call during class. I mean, if someone would have told her that, like, I know you can't fuck a hook her on Zoom. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:02 You could pay the hooker on Zoom, right? That's not a big deal. You've got to be able to come up with some kind of story to defend it, though. That's the thing. Can you snort Adderall on Zoom? I don't know. I need training. What can and can't you do in front of children?
Starting point is 00:58:14 I don't know. But there was just no explanation for it. Right. And training, like you said, isn't going to help. It's not going to help. No, you're right. It's not going to, this woman knows that you can't do that. The only thing I could think of she might have been able to say is, like, I was teaching them how to roll their
Starting point is 00:58:27 ours. It's a weird technique. You got to get someone's nipple on your tongue. bad. Is that how you learned? I don't know. On a male's nipple. I'm my teacher's husband.
Starting point is 00:58:39 Oh, boy. All right. This story is short, sweet, and holy shit, it scared the fuck out of me. Little Rock, Arkansas. The Little Rock police are investigating a man after he was shot Sunday morning. According to a report given by Little Rock Police Department, the shooting happened at 2 a.m. Officers noted to the report, they found the victim in a local emergency room, and the victim said he was smoking a cigarette outside. when a man approached him,
Starting point is 00:59:03 asked him if he could get a light, and asked if he could use his phone. So the man gave him the light and then was reaching for his phone. And before he could get his phone out, this dude shot him in the dick. No! Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:16 He got John Wayne vomiting. You know what? I'm going to say this worse than the head. Yes. Correct. I'm just saying, it's like horrific. He's just like, oh yeah, here's a light. Okay, use your phone.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Well, what do you need? for, bam, right in the dick. Look, it's a fun story, but the reporting here is underwhelming. We only know one side of the story. I doubt that this is the truth. I highly doubt that this guy's just like, I'm just minding my own business at 2 a.m. smoking a cigarette.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Guy walks up and he shoots me of the dick. Do you have another theory, Carl? Yeah, do you think like maybe he fucked that dude's sister or something? I mean, there's probably a lot of possibilities of why this guy would want to shoot this guy at the dick. I doubt it was because I was just minding my own business. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:00 You think now in Arkansas, whenever anyone asks for a light, the other person grabs their crotch and starts to leave running away. Just take... I don't think that now. I hate reporting like this, though. It's just, it's so obviously not the story. There's no follow-up questions. Like, okay. That doesn't make any fucking sense at all.
Starting point is 01:00:18 Like, like, and people like video are like, oh, can you believe it? No, I don't. But listen, man, I just watch that son of Sam biography or that they got on Netflix. Yeah. Just walking around shooting fucking people. that's so crazy. It's such a scary thought. Yeah, well, it's not as bad.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Just the fucking randomness of it. It's not as bad as raping a 10-year-old at knife point, but yeah, I got you. Or, you know, holding a couple of 14-year-olds, a 53-year-old Vietnamese with a 26-year-old LSD head. And a poor little 16-year-old girl. The bed was comfortable. He slept on the mattress himself. He had set of candles, biddy. At least they didn't bring cupcakes to a football party.
Starting point is 01:00:56 all right final story of the week a 31 year old french woman oh boy this is a fun one a 31 year old french one was shot and burned alive by her estranged husband and broad daylight authorities set thursday and a brutal killing that stunned the country of france witnesses heard screams and gunshots and then saw a woman fall to the ground apparently the guy shot her in her thighs she hits the ground and then they see the male suspect doused the woman with the liquid and then set her on fire the prosecutor of this as it stands as we could assume that the perpetrator shot the victim that the victim was still alive when he set her on fire she was still alive when she got set on fire how was she afterwards less alive okay yeah i wasn't sure 100% less i wasn't sure how that went okay she's pretty pissed off okay she was not happy no uh the police told reporters the man had seven previous convictions including to charge last year for spousal violence. He served a brief sentence in prison
Starting point is 01:02:00 was released in December. I like that that though, the spousal violence was in front of a minor. As if like, look, I mean, we know that your wife probably needs to get roughed up every now and again, but leave the kids. Yeah, I mean, they don't need to see that shit. Do that shit behind closed doors. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Back, like the good old days. Right. Finish your whiskey, close the door. Yeah, close the door. I got a punch mom one good. Make France great again. Shock me blue. uh right so this guy is in a lot of trouble people who watch this like people saw this the whole front of the house did you see the picture yeah the whole front of the house it happened right at the front door is black because like just the smoke went up from this prosecutor alleges he believed shadis was
Starting point is 01:02:44 cheating on him and decided to punish her for his endured suffering sounds a little over dramatic mr frenchman very passionate bunch they are very passionate bunch. My endless suffrairee. At least, you know, I mean, he set her on fire. Holy shit. I like Vinny's French accent. Yeah, it's pretty good. I think we should do a story
Starting point is 01:03:08 from France every week. Paris and Polino. So, uh, he murdered this woman. He intended on killing her. He's been charged with voluntary homicide. And, uh... I volunteer. Who wants to homicide this lady?
Starting point is 01:03:23 I do. I do. If you want to homicide this woman, step out of line. Yes, sir. So, yeah, burn down the house, he's in trouble. That is on the creep off this week. We had a lot of fun, didn't we? We sure. We did.
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Starting point is 01:04:24 Gagia! Efforts were also allegedly made to get her to denounce her father, who was a psychiatrist, a specific field of study that Scientologists have long raged against. These efforts failed and likely backfired. Cuckoo! Each lady that was looked at was required to sign multiple nondisclosure agreements before they were even considered by Cruz. I mean, this guy was a real jerk.
Starting point is 01:04:54 This is stupid!

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