The Creep Off - Episode 66: #66 FAWK YEAH!

Episode Date: June 8, 2021

This week Karl & Vinnie take a tour of Eastern Europe: In the Scum Parade we meet a creative Father, a Man who desperately wanted an Egg McMuffin and finally we learn that it’s really was easier to just not commit hate crimes.

Hey, uh, dude, I got to ask you before we start. Yeah. How did you celebrate? Uh, how did I celebrate what? My victory this week? No, no, June 3rd. June 3rd. What do you, you don't know June 3rd?

What's June 3rd? International Club Foot Awareness Day. Is it really? Yeah. Are you kidding me? Your people's day. That's a real thing? Why did I light that stupid thing?

You're making this up. You're making this up. It's got, it's like a hot. It's like with the menorah for Hanukkah, except it doesn't have eight candles. It has ten for like all your crooked little tozes. Oh, Jesus. Okay. No, it was you don't celebrate it? I don't.

I am shocked. Yeah, well. All right. Well, I guess we should probably start the show. Let's do it. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things.

Where's Maggie chilling? I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. It's a disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola! Creepbos! Welcome to another edition of your favorite podcast about creeps by creeps.

For you, creeps. My name is Vinnie. Listen, I am not nice. I am not kind, and I am wonderful. And here's my co-host. What's with that stupid grin? Hot Cucca-Carla. What is happening?

Vinnie Paulina. How you doing, buddy? Oh, buddy boy. I'm ready to go. It's showtime. All right. Let's do this. Last week, we talked about the creepiest member of the Army.

Correct. And we had a vote. Yes, we did. I'm very interested to see what you think this vote was. I'm excited about this because I know it was very close this past week. It was neck and neck. I saw it was 50-50 a couple of different times during the week. Carl.

Yeah. You're not even to believe this shit. I just refreshed it. Uh-huh. And I was in the lead. I was really happy. by like two votes. Sure.

And I just refresh it. And now it is officially tied. All right. It is 50. 50 again. Okay. So here's the deal, Vinny. Now, do you remember when I said voting cuts off Sunday night at midnight?

Do you remember me saying that just so things like this wouldn't happen? There wouldn't be a bunch of scam votes. Did you look at midnight to see what the score was on Sunday? Well, it's funny that you say, ask that because I didn't. But if you go to our Discord channel, there are two screen. shots one of them is from a time that is let's see here i got to scroll up a little bit one of them is from 11 1.08 a.m. and i have the lead 50.82 percent 93 votes to 903 votes to 90 that doesn't mean anything because that's like an hour after it was closed and the other one is

9.30 p.m. and I have the lead there as well. Oh, no, that one's tight. There was another one in here. Someone fucking, there was one from, uh, just about midnight and now it's gone. What happened? Did you take it out, Vinnie? Oh, God damn.

Oh, here it is. Here it is. No. 11.05, carl in the lead 91 to 89. That was last night from Michael at 11.05. And then fast forward two hours later, and I was still in the lead, which tells me, Vinnie, this week, this week, the winner? That's right.

Hotka-cacacola! Winning for another week in a row. Yeah, boy. I know you texted all your friends and family and told them to vote. You got to start doing it on Saturdays. You are common street trash, Michael. I want Michael to know. You are common street trash.

I have evidence. I'm presenting. Michael in the Discord, you are a common street trash, and I don't care for you. I'm presenting facts and evidence, and I have witnesses who will testify, and this is why we're going to do the truth. We're finally getting to the truth around here. Carl, take your point. I'm coming for you to that. Yes. Yes. So that's three to two now is the score. And of course, as you know, the first person who gets to five, the other person has to spin the wheel of consequences. I'm speechless over here. I'm so.

You really thought you had it this week, didn't you? I was really hoping because, man, that I'd be playing for GamePoint right now. And next week, Carl would be spitting the wheel. And you guys all ruined it because you're a bunch of fucking Cusarud dickhead. Honestly, I had the better creep last week. And the people recognize that. I really love our listeners. I love the people who participate and vote.

I love our listeners too. They're smart people. No, that's not what you say. That's not what you were just saying. Listen. Right before we started the show, let's be honest about this. I love all my Vianon out there. In fact, to my Viannon.

Excelliore. True believers. I love you. Yeah, that's right. I saw you put the Vietnam logo on toilet paper. I know what you're up to. No respect for these people. I did not put the Vietnam logo on toilet paper.

Don't you start telling lies? Don't you start telling lies. Yeah, and also, Trump will be back in August, just so everybody knows. That'll be good. That'll be good. My thoughts on that. I denounce it. Okay.

Carl. Yes. Have your fucking point, you piece of shit. Thank you very much. There's a lot of things that are tying this week, and I'm not really happy with the way voting. Here's what happened. Behind the scenes this week, I texted Carl. Carl, what should we do for themes this week?

Yes. And he goes, could it be a creepiest Eastern European? And I go, someone just sent you someone creepy from Eastern Europe, didn't they? And you went, maybe? And I said, no, we cannot. And you said, well, could we at least make it a category? And I said, fine. And then we added in creepiest Italian and creepy as German.

Right. And it tied. And it tied, yes. It's straight up tied. Well, Italians and Eastern Europeans tied, right? Yes, they did. I think we've done Germans before. I think that's why.

So in interest of fairness, what I have decided to do as a rule is, I am going to do creepiest European. And Carl, you are only allowed to do creepiest Italian. Oh, okay. I'll just change some of the names of my story then. That's fine. Don't you have like a Fauci, like, fucking file you can open? Yeah, that's a good point, too.

If it's Italian, yeah, I could probably pull that up. Yeah, you could probably pull that up. Let me start reading some emails that leaked that no one's talking about. Yeah, I can probably pull that out. All right. So kids, I'm just kidding. We're both this week we are going to do Eastern Europe because I got a guy who's a lot of fun. Oh, excellent.

So Eastern Europe is the category. Let's get this thing started. Because I'll be honest, this story is bonkers. There's a lot to talk about. I'm going to try to move quickly, but mini, pay close attention. there are some twists and turns. Are you talking to me? It starts off, and I want to give credit to a YouTuber from Australia named Bella Fiore,

who gave me a lot of these clips that I'm going to be using today. Oh, they did all the work for you. Okay. Now I see why you were so anxious. Oh, I know, because you're actually pounding the streets to get all the information out there. You're not looking at YouTube videos and clipping all the shit from one documentary. And you never know that. No, that's not what I did.

It's not what I did. It's not what I did. Maybe not this week. Anyway, I'm trying to give credit where credit is due, Vinnie. My creep this week is a woman named Clara Merova. What was her name? Clara Merova. Interesting.

And this tale. Ooh, believe the lady. It sure is. This tale begins in, well, we're going to start in May of 2007. The setup here is that we're in the Czech Republic, and this guy has a baby monitor set up because he's watching his new uh newborn baby and for some reason the frequencies got crossed up and he happened to see another child on his monitor so they have shitty baby monitors there they do yes and so sometimes if maybe your neighbor or someone really close to you has one of these baby monitors it can pick up

the signal and get a little bit mixed and that is what happened to edward so instead of seeing his newborn son's crib. He saw a young boy who was on a concrete floor. He had his arms and legs tied up behind his back. He was naked. He was dirty. He didn't look very well. And he was eating off the floor. And then occasionally there was an image of a woman's hand, like, coming in to feed him. Oh, Jesus Christ. So this guy alerts the authorities. This guy was like, oh, this guy. So he alerts the authorities. And they started checking every house. And eventually they get Clara Marova's house. Now, Clara is a single mom of three with eight-year-old Andre, nine-year-old Jacob, and 13-year-old Annika. And they do let the police into the house,

but then they get a little dicey about searching all the rooms. So they let the officers in, they were helpful, they let them look around until they got to this like closet or cellar door, and they completely refused to let them in. The police actually, had to get the fire department in so they could bust the lock open so that they could see what was inside this lock door and once they got in it was clear why they were trying to hide it it's because they found the boy from the baby monitor in there the boy was clara's eight-year-old son andre he was in this tiny little cement room it was full of his own vomit his own excrement and he was very dehydrated so he's not being well cared for by uh clara his mom. Now, they did find all three children. It turned out that the 13-year-old girl, Anika, was not abused, but the two boys, Andre and Jacob, both were. Let's back up a little bit, shall we? So back in 2005, a couple of years before this, Clara is a single mother the father had left, but she was doing a great job raising the kids.

They're active in sports. Everyone's happy. She's a great mom. But then... What flipped the switch? Well, everything changed when a specific thing happened. Because this is, now, it was just Clara with the two boys, Jacob and Andre. Okay. Okay, this was before Anika was in her life. But then Clara's sister, Katrina shows up, or Katerina. Now, pretty much all of this changed when her sister, Katerina, came to visit her

and she brought this 13-year-old girl named Annika. Now, Anika was a Norwegian orphan, and Katerina was looking after her because she was actually on the run from a child sex trafficking gang back in Norway. Yikes. Yeah. So Anika had all sorts of health issues because of all this abuse that she suffered, and she spent a lot of time going to the hospital. Like, she was constantly in the hospital with different issues and things. What was weird, though, was this. And she accepted Anika into her home with loving arms and agreed to care for her like one of her own.

The only thing was that Katerina insisted on taking Anika to the hospital every single time. Clara never went with her. So Clara never went to the hospital with Anika, but Anika was constantly going to the hospital. That's okay, it's weird. But she's caring for Anika as if this was her third child at this point. And she starts getting information from Anika's doctor. Now, she doesn't meet Anika's doctor person to person, but she's getting text messages and emails. And she trusted and believed that this was Anika's doctor because this person did have medical records and credentials that he was able to show.

So it's kind of a weird situation to begin with. But then Clara starts getting these emails and texts from this mystery doctor. So he claimed to be Anika's doctor and claimed to know how to treat. Annika well. So this is where it's a little bit odd, Vinnie, because the doctor is telling Clara how to care for this poor sick kid. And the treatment is just a bit odd, if you ask me. So anyway, in these texts that she receives from this doctor, he starts telling her different ways or how she's meant to treat Anika. And one of the main treatments was that she had to rub Anika's body all over, but especially

the crotch area for several hours because this would make Anika happy. Oh, you think? I think that would make her happy when you rubber crotch for several hours? What kind of doctor? Where's Dr. Steve would need him? Yeah, I know.

I would think that Claire at this point. Was she suffering from like what did they call it back in the day when they had to manually masturbate women? Hysteria? Yes. Was she suffering for female? Maybe that was the treatment for that, perhaps. Yeah.

Well, it turns out this Anika person is not who everyone thinks she is. As it turns out, Annika was actually a 31-year-old woman. Does I say Anika? Anika is not who people you think she is. Like your favorite character from the prequels. Right. Anika. Anika.

As it turns out, Annika was actually a 31-year-old woman named Barbara Scrolova. Okay. So it turns out this 13-year-old woman. year old is actually 31 years old her name's barbara and her and katerina are friends she actually had surgery to look like a 13 year old girl she had a breast reduction and some other things done to pull off this con to look like a 13 year old girl now clara is unaware of this and clara sees her as someone who needs a lot of caring and a lot of help at the detriment of her two biological songs Okay, so now let's fast forward a little bit to 2006.

At this point, Clara has started paying less attention to her boys. They're kind of getting neglected because I guess she wanted to help Anika. She'd been through so much and she just felt bad for her and wanted to help her to be happy and recover from all these illnesses and all the things that she had gone through in Norway. What a saint. Andre, I can't make you lunch. I need to rub Anika's pussy. You know it needs two hours of rubbing every day.

Oh, my God. What are you thinking? Come on. It's 13-year-old pussy rubbing time. You know you're going to have to cook dinner and do the dishes today. I have to run. She's been through so much. So what a saint this woman is.

Yeah, she's great. She decides that she wants to adopt Anika. That might be a little difficult when it comes to the paperwork. Well, it's interesting you say that because that wasn't the issue that she ran into. She talked to Anika's doctor, and the doctor said this about the adoption. The only problem with this adoption is that the doctor that had been messaging and emailing Clara said that the adoption wouldn't be possible because Jacob and Andre were being so mean to Anika that they wouldn't allow the adoption.

He suggested that Clara needed to cure the boy's evil spirits with some therapy. Okay. So she can't adopt. anica because her sons are being mean to her says the doctor right so we need to you imagine these poor kids are just like they're just like mom i need help with my homework could you please just look at this i just need a little help you've been rubbing her junk for an hour could you just look over my paper did you just look this over i need you to sign this i go on the field trip god damn but you're always rubbing her pussy that's it you're being mean

to her this is what the doctor's talking about stop being mean to her so it he he you're She has to correct this behavioral issue in order to get custody of Annika. And so she decides, well, she doesn't decide she's told how to handle this. She would beat them for the absolute smallest reasons. It's like she was looking for reasons to beat them. She used her bare hands. She used belts. She used a wooden spoon.

And she started locking them in these really small little rooms and with leave them there when they've done something wrong overnight. Now, Vinnie, the problem is this isn't working. The boys are still being mean. They're still being mean to Antica for summary. These kids got to learn. It's crazy. So by August, the doctor says, because this isn't working, we have to up our game.

And they bring the boys to a cottage in a rural area. And they meet up with a bunch of other people that Katarina knows at this cottage. Okay. And now they're going to get ready to really make some behavioral challenge. changes. Well, for somebody's got to get the demons out of these kids. Right. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so they can rub anica's pussy at peace. Eight and nine year old boys can be a problem, Vinny, and you have to deal with them. At this cottage, Jacob and Andre go through the most horrific torture. They're kept in these little dog cages, which obviously they're boys and these are dog cages. They were so

small that they couldn't even get up. They were constantly on their knees. They had to eat in there. They had to do their business in there. I'm going to pause it because you're smiling ear to ear right now. I'm not going to argue. I'm just saying they're kids. It's fun. You are smiling. As she's reported as you were smiling ear to ear. Kids like to crawl in the little places.

They think it's fun. I'm just saying. Buy creeps for creepers. All right. It's in there. So they were basically living in their own excrement again. They weren't allowed to talk to each other. They weren't allowed to talk to anybody, not even Clara.

And that is when the first. the physical torture started. Clara started to dunk their heads in water for so long that they thought they were going to drown and at the same time, Catarina would hold their hands back so they couldn't fight their mother. They burnt them with cigarettes, they scratched them with forks,

they sexually abused them, they made them fight each other, and they also tied their hands and legs up behind their back. Oh my God! Made them fight each other? Come on. They're like pre-teen brothers. I'm sure they wanted to. But anyway, sexual abuse. I went out of a cage first.

No, I went out of the cage first. Drowning, sexual abuse, stabbing them with forks. Vinnie, can you think of anything that would be worse than what we just heard? Yes. What would you think of? Well, they could skin them alive. They could do lots of things. Good answer.

They also would cut off flesh from Andre's butt and they would burn the spot where they had removed the flesh with cigarettes. They also forced him to eat his own flesh. They also sliced off some of his skin so they could eat their flesh themselves, also while forcing them to eat it. And at the same time, they were typing his mouth shut so that he couldn't scream. Yeah, so they were forcing him to eat himself. Hold on. To be fair, this was Czechoslovakia, yeah? Yeah, Czech Republic.

Yeah, that's called Czech Republic bacon. It's what that's called. Where you scrape off a little butt fat and throw it on. the griddle. I, I, uh, you were almost right. I mean, you were right, but it actually got worse than that. Not only are I was just throwing it out. I know. I know. I thought you might. I have a problem. Hey, listen, I just want you to know, you were going to have a great time reading back the chat. Oh, yeah. You are being destroyed. For what? Your face. My face. All right. Well, fair enough. Dude, I can't even look at you without your glasses.

I've been staring down this entire time because I can't look at you on this monitor. All right. I got my, uh, oh, it's cool. I got my sunglasses. I'll do that then. Oh, now the focus is on your teeth. You know, I really don't like this pretending that you're not the one making fun of me. You know what people are saying over here, Carl, is that you look ridiculous. Someone said you look as ugly as me now. That's pretty rough.

That's pretty rough. Holy shit. All right. Continue you. I can't take this type of mental abuse. This is ridiculous. All right. All right. So they're eating the flesh of these children.

Did I mention that they? these people are in a cult. Did I imagine that the cult is called the Grail movement and that they're part of the cult? Well, that sounds fun. This is, this is some more details about this torture here. Starting in 2006, Morova and other cult members started torturing her two sons who were eight and ten years old. The boys were tied up, locked in dog cages, denied food and water, forced to eat their own vomit, cigarettes were put out on their skin, and they were forced to cut off pieces of their own body. Their flesh was then eaten raw by Morova and the other cult members. All right. So what is

Anika up to during all of this? Probably get her pussy rubbed. The two boys are being torture. What is sitting on a couch? What is she up to? And Anika herself also joined in. She would dunk their heads into the buckets and she would also kind of fuel the torture by telling them that, or telling the adults that the boys were being mean to her. So she's like tattle-telling. Oh, that kid just stuck his tongue out at me.

to burn it with a cigarette again. Someone needs to eat their own vomit. Okay. She's being a problem. Right. But the good news here, Benny, I like to look on the positive side of even stories like this, is that this worked, and she was allowed to adopt Anika. So Clara is allowed to adopt Anika, and they moved back to the town that they were living

in, they get a new house. In January of 2007, Jacob and Andre and Katarina, moved back in with Clara and Anika in a new house in Curram, the little yellow house that the doctor had found for them. Oh, what a good guy. Unfortunately, while they were there, the boys were more often than not kept in the little cement closet cellar that Andre was found in and they were still being tortured. Probably, you know, Annika was saying something that the boys were being mean to her.

Meanwhile, Anna Cart was in this bright room with lots of toys, lots of life, and she was very happy, and Clara was looking after her very well. I think she's like 33 or 34 at this point, and she's having the time of her life. Although, how many toys do you have in your room, Vinny? At home, hundreds. Hundreds. So, you're wanting to talk. So then you fast-force, so that was January. Minor collectibles.

So that was January. They moved to this house. For some reason, they're still torturing these kids. Fast forward to May, that's when they're caught on the baby monitor and the police find them. And, of course, the three children, because there's three children, are rescued. So Clara and Katerina were arrested and the three children were put into a home called Kloakeneck, which while they were there, Annika or Barbara ran away and disappeared. She first went to Denmark and then she went to Oslo in Norway.

and while she was there, she impersonated another 13-year-old child, except this time it was a 13-year-old boy named Adam. She shaved her head and became a 13-year-old boy in Norway. Wow. That was the next piece. Fortunately, the authorities did catch up with her, and they did find her and brought her back for sentencing. Are you ready for these sentences to get laid down?

Sure. So Clara was sentenced to nine years in prison. Katerina was sentenced to 10. Barbara was sentenced to five They're all out already All of the people that you've heard about in this story Are no longer in prison Okay, so I have a question for you

Please Who is your creep? My creep is Clara Because the mother Because it's not completely certain But listen to this, this is the twist here This woman, Barbara Sclerova Who was playing Anika

This all time? Her father is Joseph Sclerova who was the head of this cult, the Grail movement, and was the doctor. Bub, bu, bu. Yes. So this person who's posing as a teenager is actually doing the deeds of her father, the cult leader. Katerina was in on it. And now some people think that Clara was in on it as well.

But Clara maintains that she was just naive, she was just trying to do what was right, and that she was talked into eating her son's flush. You know, they just talked her into it. Just seemed like the right thing to do. Everyone else was doing it. Come on, they were passing the plate around.

I didn't want to be rude. Right. Yeah, exactly. It's like, I didn't want to try heroin, but what are you going to do? All the cool guys were there. So your creep is the mom.

My creep is Clara Marova. Final answer? That is my final answer. That's who I brought. You fucked up. Are you kidding me? You fucked up. Are you kidding me?

This woman, the barbell lady is the child. Barbara's the creep. This lady, she went in and pulled this whole planet and sat there and watched these two get tortured. The mother's a dumb-dum. All right, vote for whoever. Vote for me if you want either of those people to be the creep.

No, no, no. He picked the mom. You got it. He picked the mom. Fuck you. I want to give credit to my sister-in-law, Chrissy, for giving me this story. Fantastic story. Very fun. Stop. That's fucking crazy. That could be a movie, for sure. Lots of twists and turns. Oh, Jesus.

That's a tough to beat. All right. It's going to be a tough one to beat, but you said you had a good one. Well, ladies and gentlemen, the second... Is this distracting you that I'm wearing sunglasses now? No, I actually think you look better. Okay. Yeah.

You should cover more of your face, Carl. Yeah. I might have one of those paper bags from Wegmans around. You know, Berka? Yeah. So, Carl, my creep today is the Rostov Ripper himself. And he happens to be a doppelganger of our friend, Jim Norton. ladies and gentlemen my creep this week his name is andre chikatilo here's a picture of him carl all right

oh that's so mean to our buddy jim dude if jim north came up with a serial killer character yeah okay fuck yeah that's it right there that is uh andre chipatilo we're gonna call him today for my purposes beautiful andre is a bit of a mess he was born in a shit storm of a country he was born in the in 1936 right so and like as a little kid in the 40s Germany occupied this area why what was going on in the 40s uh world war two oh yeah yeah yeah so during this time like Germany occupied this part of the country Germany was mine in their own business that time aren't they I'm pretty sure they were mine in their own business you know what those glasses do make you more punchable because now you look like you're just a smarmy dude oh now we're playing the

Germans for World War II, are we? Okay. I see what games were playing here. No wonder you didn't want to do creepy as German. All right. The Germans were there and his father was in the Soviet army and he surrendered to the Germans, which brought much shame to his family because... I was going to say, what do you think it was French? If you were a Soviet, you were supposed to die. You were not supposed to surrender. So the people of the town were not happy. Okay. And they were so upset with him that the village went to their house and burn it down. Jesus. Right. That ain't funny. They burnt out his house. It's going to be all Jim

Norton drops you got today. Baby. I like. Chickadell is also believed to have been born with a birth defect note as hydrocephalus, which is water on the brain. So he was an old, a waterhead too. Is that worse than club feet or better? Worse. Okay. Not by much.

Okay. You know, there's a chance you might not be brain damage from having club feet. But this shit really, this shit really fucked up this guy's entire life, okay? It caused him to get genital urinary tract problems later in life, including bedwetting into his late adolescence, which his mother was not nice about. Okay.

Your father surrendered to the Germans, now you're pissing in the sheets. And he's just like, he's all upset. I look your reenactment of it. Including, you're like bringing me like right into the scene. I feel like I'm there.

Doctors also believe that this caused this lude, the inability to sustain an erection. however he could ejaculate and oh boy did he love to ejaculate so he was up it off around the house yeah he was a naughty my boy is very naughty he was painfully shy as result of this he was also caught by his classmates fucking jacking it in the woods by the school master bait could you play the jack in jacket it jogging it jack spike in it spike in smack this dude was like probably 12 when this happened and everybody in school saw him playing with his little dick.

Don't say shit for attention. It's not cute. And they all mocked him forever for it. That's gross. His only sexual experience during adolescence occurred at age 15. Okay. When he is reported to have overpowered an 11

year old girl. Nice. Ejaculated immediately. Wow. He tries to struggle with her. During this brief struggle, he just goes comies in his pants. And this girl was like, oh my God, you couldn't even rape me right you fucking came in your pants you fucking loser and uh he received even more ridicule 11 year old girls man they're there they can be brutal critics so this guy not only is a failed rapist

he got caught cranking it in the woods so that gives you quite a reputation out down and your dad surrendered to the germans everybody hated little adre i love the viny recap he decides he's going to move away to russia he goes up to russia and he starts working as like a telephone guy and his sister moves with him and she realized is her brother's a fucking weirdo. Yeah. And she finds another female fucking weirdo and sets the two of them up, right?

Oh, that's nice. And yeah, I think it is nice. If Andre wasn't a complete psychopath, it'd be nice. Feina, whom he went on to marry in 1963, despite his sexual problems, he had a complete lack of interest in

conventional sex. Okay. His dick really didn't work unless, like, something happened and that it would, like, just... Something like what? Vity. Violence.

Generally violence. Ah, violence. But here is the wildest part of this. I'm ready? In spite of all of that, they produced two children. All right. And they had a normal looking family life in the Soviet Union. They didn't have a bunch of smooth brains popping out of her?

No, no, no. Now, a doctor asked him later how he conceived two children with this type of sexual fucking problem that he had. Sure. They're like, what would do? He goes, well, he would come in his hand and then use his fingers. to stuff it into this weirdo who married him and agreed to it. So, all right. He'd be like, second babe.

And then he just like fucking shoving in, like somebody's shoving a pie in someone's face. Oh, my God, that's disgusting. Yeah. I'm usually doing the other way. I'm usually trying to pull it out like, oh, shit. Right. What did I do? But that's what he fucking did.

All right. In 1971, he had a career change, Carl. He decided he was going to be a teacher. Okay. And he did it for a while. Health class. He did it in a while. He was teaching literature.

But there was a string of complaints about indecent assaults on young children. And they basically Catholic, did you say complaints? Oh, yes. They had to. I think one is enough, right? They had to Catholic church this guy. They had to priest him. Okay.

And because it was the Soviet Union, you couldn't, like, get fired. You were assigned to this job. So you had to do it. And the thing was, if he got in trouble for them, this and the school complained, the whole school would be punished by the government. See, this goes back to what I've been saying all along. Communism works. There it is.

So what they did is they bounced this guy from school to school. Now, according to Andre, the first one of the attacks on a student happened while they were swimming. So all of a sudden, the jaw music starts playing. He swims up on a 12-year-old girl and started sexually grabbing at her, like, prepubested titties and butt and a vagina. or underwater, and he did this until he came. Okay. It doesn't seem like it takes a lot, but that's abnormal. This is pretty similar to his first sexual experience, you know.

When you come in the pool at a public pool, does that mean everybody out of the water? I'm pretty sure it was a lake. It was like the poorest part of the Sunday, but he was like... Fuck, yeah. Now, again, he's never gets in trouble for this. Okay. And to fast forward to December To fast forward to December 1978

He finds this nine-year-old girl That he's really attracted to Yeah He lured her to an abandoned shed Where he does his whole I'm gonna rape you Ah, and gets on her And while he's trying to control the struggling child

He accidentally broke her hymen And she started bleeding Oh Jesus Accidentally, huh? Yeah, but here's the thing He wasn't raping these kids He was just grab it A rest of a little until he made comies

this time he saw the blood and he got super fucking horny he was like and he goes holy shit this is amazing and his first instinct was to pull out a knife and he slashed this kid's stomach open and he came fucking buckets everywhere wow all right good he was like he found his kid He was so fucking happy. He was the happiest guy in the world. Now, here's a fun fact about this murder. This was his first murder, period. And I witnessed saw him with the victim shortly before disappearance. But his wife provided a cast iron alibi and enabled him to avoid any police attention.

So KGB arrests this other guy who had a previous rape convention. who lived down the street they beat the fuck out of this guy until he confessed that he did it and then they executed him and shot him in the fucking back of the head so fucking what a country i know the kgb usually does a great job too i'm surprised yeah so perhaps as a result of this close brush with the law there's no more documented victims for about like three years but still dogged by claims of child abuse he couldn't find another teaching post so he found a new job working as a clerk for a raw materials factory, where he had to travel to all these different factories

and take, like, inventory. Okay. But everyone in his job fucking hated him. Yeah, he seems like he's kind of a problem. Yeah. You know how they described him? They said that he never laughed. They didn't trust him because he didn't drink.

That was the other thing. He didn't drink vodka, so everybody was very suspicious of him. And they said, you know how Jim Norton always goes, I was a boy who smiled most closely resembled a rainbow? they said this guy's smile reminded them of a crocodile home run Comey a home run

Look at that fucking face Holy shit Yeah he looks He looks like he's sinister On September 3rd 1981 Larissa Tchenco 17 became his next victim He lured her into the woods

And he did his thing Tried to rape her She struggled again It didn't work So he strangled her to death When she was struggling I actually have audio oh do you from that yeah so they're in the woods right right and she's trying to get away

just to bring some levity to that story he ends up straggler to death but the problem was it didn't work for him he couldn't come because there was no blood okay and he was like ah i didn't bring my knife damn this so what he decided to do was just butted into her titty like an apple and rip off her nipple with his teeth. Fuck yeah! That's what he did. And not only that, he later admitted that became a new thing for

him. He chewed it like gum for a day. Oh, wow. He was walking around. Doesn't lose its flavor then, huh? No, no. And apparently... It's not like fruit stripes gum. You want to get a nipple. Well, we can start talking about the victims here. It wasn't always just kids and it wasn't

always just girls. Sometimes he would do the same thing, except he would cut off little boys. Peckas. And then he would chew on those like gum. for like a day or two. Wow. How did he do it, Carl, you ask? Andre was able to persuade people of many ages with his warm trust.

From young children to older females, prostitutes, and runaways, Andre was on a killing spree. It became relevant to Rostov investigators that multiple bodies were being located in forests and alongside rivers with similar killing patterns. Now, the killing patterns, let's talk a little bit about what he would do. Okay. He would mutilate these people, Carl. He believed that their, uh, that old Russian superstition where the last thing that they saw

if someone was murdered would be imprinted on their eyeballs. So he would always start by chopping their eyeballs out with a knife. That's nice. He would, uh, stab them a bunch. He would chop off different parts of their body so he could chew on them. And, uh, he would pull out their organs and intestines and like, like, but, like a magician, like, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The cops are finding all of these bodies all over town, all by, like, the train stations, all by these places where drifters and people are just hanging out. But they executed the guy who did it, though. No, just for the one. Yeah. But this guy is now traveling all over the country, Carl. Right, right, right. Because he's doing this new job.

Yeah. So here's what the police are thinking here. bodies were mutilated beyond recognition. Victims were found with exposed eye sockets, intestines, disemboweled genitals mutilated. In fact, the murders were so incredibly messy and utterly morbid that investigators believed the crimes were being committed by a person of special needs. That's right. The cops were like, uh-oh, retard alert.

He didn't know what they were like, who is doing this? Why is this person doing this? Well, that's retarded. So the cops, they did everything that they could to try to hunt him down. They had cops under cover. Everywhere there was cops. By 1984, there were 15 more victims. Gone now.

And police efforts were increased dramatically. They mounted massive surveillance operations. They canvassed all the local stuff, like we said. And Chickatillo gets arrested. All right. They fucking catch him. Nice. For behaving suspiciously at a bus station.

KGB. KGB. KGB. But he again avoided suspicion in any type of charges because, believe it or not, his blood type did not match the semen that they found at all of these sites. Okay. But. That's pretty high tech for the mid-80s in Russia. Well, it's not. It's a simple blood test is what they used to decide if, like, the semen was the same blood type.

It's not a DNA thing? It's not exactly. It's more of just a blood test. He has a weird genetic thing where his blood type does not match the sieve it. Oh, that works out? Like, it's a one in a billion thing. That works out well. Right.

All right. And they were just like, all right. So you were talking about how he had the water on the brain thing. We had some good things, too. Yeah, he was like a mutant. Yeah. He was like designed for this. the job he's working right he ends up getting fired and going to jail i thought you couldn't get fired you were saying before

well because 17 pounds of linoleum went missing okay from a truck that he was in charge of counting and they accused him of stealing of it and apparently stealing was happening all the time but they all hated him so they threw it under the bus and he goes to jail for three months and he gets out you know and he was just like the whole time he was in jail he was all pissed uh Three months out, he's having a good time all the way from 1984 to 1990. Yeah. Almost 1991. Okay. So the cops have no idea how to find this guy.

At this point, by 1990, there's 36 victims. Wow. That's quite a few. Yeah. Who's keeping track of this, though? The cops, because they're finding all these bodies with the same ammo. Yeah. So a policeman who was patrolling the train station saw Chickatella walk from the woods.

he stopped and cleaned his boots and his coat in a puddle and the cop also noticed there was a smear of blood on his cheek the next day can you clean blood off thoroughly with a puddle it's had a good way to clean stuff in soviet russia i don't know i got nothing i got but the cop was like who are you buddy what's going out he goes oh no i fell down whatever i got this cut on my finger and he talked his way out of it but the cop wrote down his name the next day right in those very same woods the body of a young girl

was discovered the cops finally put two and two together and uh they found him the cops were like we need to go find this guy and he was like he's a garbage he was pissed sure and they walk up on him outside of his house walking to his car they surrounded him with guns and he went oh boy they took him away and uh the first thing he said is like yeah it was me sure he just could believe it's like i was like a crazed wolf i just turned into a beast i was a wild animal. Carl, the trial of this man is the best part of the story. This fucking guy, 56 victims in total. All right. He confessed to more murders that they didn't know about were him. 56. They take him to trial. It looked like women saw the Beatles. They were passing the fuck out from going, they were just screaming and losing their minds. Like in a positive way? No. They want they were like kill him they wanted him dead okay and now

you know people liked the Beatles right they did not like him but these people saw him you know the Beatles were popular right yeah these people saw him and were like passing out because these crimes I mean these are fucking horrific things pretty heinous even for Soviet Russia yeah yeah yeah and like

the women were scared like why are you even trying him we'll tear him apart the crowd wanted to murder him right but he got up in court you think it was Derek Shalvin the way they were treating this guy dude they treated this guy better than Derek Shalden. They put him in a steel cage. Oh, a steel cage match?

He had to... Seal cage match! Yes, winner takes off! Steel cage trial! For the belt! For the fucking conviction. He's in a steel cage next to the judge. And people are just in there, like, they couldn't do the trial because everyone's just screaming, murder him, kill him.

You know what they shoot at those? Put him in one of those dunk takes and just let people come up and just wind up and get wet. Oh, my God. Yeah. So here's the fun part, Carl. That's the fun part. I've been having fun the whole time. They let him speak. Okay, great. He gets up and he gives a two-hour soliloquy.

This is how it starts. Testing one, two, testing, testing, testing, testing. Okay, that's not true. Let's go to biography. This is what they said about it. Piece of fucking garbage. Rambling two-hour statement, Chichotillo described himself as a man robbed of his genitals. Born impotent, Chichotillo claimed to be cursed by a lifetime of sexual friends.

that had eventually driven him to murder. He was basically like, Your Honor, my dick doesn't work. Yeah, it's a pretty good defense. I had to murder these kids. Literally, this was his defense. This was his speech. My cock is gone. What do you mean?

Hold on. No, why did you? Come down. Calm down. My cock is in you, fuck. This is like two hours of him just screaming about how his dick doesn't work in a court. And Carl, here's an even better part. He got up to a lot of high.

hijinks of the court, too. Here you go. He seemed at various times intent on proving that he was crazy. At some points that I witnessed, he jumped up and started shouting at the judge and then dropped his pants and exposed himself. He whips his dick out of the

court. It doesn't work. Look, everybody. It doesn't work. He's the It's like the Japanese businessman in South Park. Oh, it's so small. It's so very tiny. I can't be guilty.

My dick doesn't work. That's literally his entire argument. That's awesome. So would you like to know what the court said? Sure. Fucking guilty. Oh, well,

he confessed. I don't think it could be found not guilty when you confess. Well, he was trying to claim to be fucking insane. Right. He was found guilty on 52 murder charges. Yeah, okay.

And sentenced to death for each of the murder. So he was taken out back and shot the back of the head on February 14th. That's the way to do it. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. Happy Valentine's Day massacre. Happy Valentine's Day massacre. So make sure when you go to vote this week, you go and you vote for Andre Chippatilio, and you'll be happy you did because we are going to, um, we're going to make Carl humble. Okay. Well, that was a great story, Vinnie. I'm, uh, Carl didn't even pick the real creep in his story like an idiot.

What are you talking about? You pick the mother. That's, they're all creeps. She's one of the victims. The mother was out of victim. Are you kidding me? She was an idiot. Could you be convinced to eat your son? How hungry am I? Is it like on a pizza or just they hand me an arm to gnaw? It's between lunch and dinner. If you put a person on a pizza and don't tell me, I'm not going to be held responsible for that. Fair enough. All right.

You're making some good points now. Vote for Carl when you go to the creepoff.com because my story was more fun. I mean, he gives too much fucking background shit. My story was too fun. You had a good time in my story. It takes forever to get. I will give you credit, though, for your Jim Norton clips. You must have watched a lot of Jim Norton to get all of those.

A lot. A lot. Now, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to do the voicemails, shall we? Let's do it. I'm going to have to put that in in post. All right, voicemails. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Congrats to the women's lacrosse team for making it to the NCAA title game.

We hope this success continues on to real sales. Sports. See you in Syracuse. Here we go. Vinnie, I'm really sorry about last week. I was moving cross-country. I forgot to vote for you so that fuck-toothed club-footed fucking loser Carl stitched it by one. The tie break would have been more interesting. Anyways, don't call me back. Don't plan on it, but thank you for your support.

Wait a second. So we had a voicemail saying, that I won by one vote and you still tried to pretend that you won this week? No, that was about last week. He was upset about last week. I actually have a similar voicemail about someone who wanted to vote for you, Vinny. I'm listening.

This is for the creep-off. I called saying that I was going to vote for Vinny last week but I didn't because I was moving. But then he told the hot dog's story, so I take it back. You get my vote, Carl, for last week. So now it's up by two. Oh, fuck you, dude.

story was gross. All right, fair enough. That's awesome. So, Carl, you remember your theory about the creepoff, how you said we're like cocaine? Yes. People get to the hard drugs. This guy left a very ramly message, so I'm only going to play you the beginning part of it, but your theory might hold water.

Okay, good. Carl, Vinny, Big Drew and Mike fan here, which of course got me to WATP, and of course from WATP, which I love, I got here, the creep off, and holy shit. do I love this fucking show it is right up my alley recent listener okay now he just trails off

he doesn't know the 45 second rule yet he's like in episode 20 something he's also very high on coke yes yes yes yes he's time to talk a lot but I do want to say just so people understand what we're talking about meaning he gets upset that I don't promote the creep up everywhere I go I do not

get upset you get very upset you get very butt hurt I don't butt hurt I tease you you send me text messages with crying emojis and things Now, you are a liar. Produce the messages. The reason why I don't always promote the creep off is because I believe that I want to get people excited about what we do here through a gateway drug known as who are these podcasts.

Like, ah, you just get a little stone for a little bit and then you're fine. It's not addictive. It's not a big deal. And then we eventually lure them over to the creep off, which is dark and scary. But people find a hell of a lot of fun. Exciting. Yes. They find it exciting and intriguing.

Oh, yeah. Just be naughty. Come be naughty. I have a story for you later. Don't let me forget. Okay, sounds good. Here's one. Hey, Vinnie.

I just wanted to keep a voice note to let you guys know I had an idea. I know we don't know about the creeps and roses, but what about creeps and turmbal? I suggested this to be a punishment for Carl. If you ever loses, okay. He has to watch a whole month worth of. WWE or as well as the main event, which will come out of his pocket. Okay, so call me back.

AEW instead? Nope, you got to watch WWRWA, the worst one. It's brutal and it's three hours. Yeah, that's too much. That's going on the wheel. I'm in. Good job. And this is a funny.

This is a weird call. I don't remember this. Hey, girl. It's snug fit in Vini again. I'm at the pool right now, and all the little crackhead pigs are watching me. because I forgot how to do a cannonball. I didn't forget. And I had a lot of food before this.

And I'm really scared I'm going to ship myself in the pool that's all up again. So if you can call me back, Carl, and I do want to say thank you for letting me by all your shoes the other week. But I need some cannonball advice today. Please help me. These keys are really weird. Call me back, Carl. Please. Listen, I was thinking about this this week and where I went wrong.

this cannonball. Yeah. And what I think it was was when I ducked and I got in, I leaned too far forward with my face. And I just kind of like went that way instead of letting my ass lead, which is what you're supposed to do. That's fascinating. Please go on.

But then I also think of it as like I was trying to do a sit up in midair and that just wasn't going to work out at all. Who fucking cares? All right. All right. That's fascinating stuff there, Phiddy. I'm glad that we got a follow up to that story. I failed at a mid-air.

sit up. That's pretty much what happened. I'm glad we got a follow up. I got another voice though. This one made me laugh. All right. Hey, Carl, it's Luke from Western Australia. I'm calling about that fat cycle of inning. Hey. Because I think I have a pretty good punishment for the wheel. You guys should swap diets, like spin for a joint consequence. So you have to eat an entire sheet pizza and he has to eat whatever club-footed goblins eat. Call me back. Any of that fish heads. It's what Carlit's looking at them.

You look like fucking Gallup. You know, take those glasses off again. You look like a less healthy Tom Green with your glasses off. I want you to know that. A less healthy Tom Green. Yeah. You just look beat. All right.

I had a pool day yesterday. I'm a little, a little tan from the sun. Okay. I'll put on your cool guy shades. We don't want those studio lights. We don't want you to burn. Ooh, it's bright in here.

Voice mail from Kaya. Hey Vinnie, this is Kaya, this is how I talk. I just have to decline your position to take over for Carl as the host of the creep off because he threatened to send my autistic sister to his basement in Christmas Island. So I have to decline at this moment. Still, Vinny Vinnie. He said people's champ at the end. Why didn't I know about this, Vinnie?

You're trying to plant a coup behind my back right now? No. No, you're just getting really bossy. I mean, listen. I mean, do you even listen to these voicemails you leave me? I mean, listen to this shit. Hey, Vin, this is Carl. We did your wrestling creeps. Now it's my turn. I want creepiest Star Wars character. That's probably a lobot. That cybernetic pervert. Maybe creepiest bill. Obviously, Scott Norwood, that sack of shit. Make it happen, Vin. Creepiest Bill is Marve Levy. And Carl, Carl, who is your favorite Star Wars monster? I don't know.

Who's your favorite Star Wars monster? I don't know what qualifies as a Star Wars monster. Yeah, and first off, sir, don't you dare compare Star Wars in wrestling? One of those things is real. Creepiest Star Wars is a good category. We should do that. I actually know who I would pick for that one. It would be Anakin Skywalker from the second movie

when he's having his little romance with Queen Watson. I picked Padmae. She's the one who was, like, saw him as a little kid and still decided to fuck him. That's a good point. And actually, the little kid version of Anakin might be the worst actor ever exists. So I don't know how creepy that is. Yeah. Yeah, those movies are terrible.

I guess I picked George Lucas. Oh, that's not a bad pick. All right. Do you want to leave us a voice man? You could call 585371-808. Carl, are you ready to get on with the fucking scumper? We're running along. Let's move this thing along.

Let's do it. scum parade Oh no, it's the scum parade For a sky for the scum parade Making me a day Today I've got something for it to start us off here Our buddy Alex sent me

Because it's a little bit of a follow-up To a story that we did remember Ray Caruth Yeah, I've heard of him Ray Carruth tried to have his unborn son killed and ended up just killing the mom instead. And the son was actually born with a lot of problems. A lot of, a lot of problems. Well, bullet holes I heard. As a follow-up, Chancellor Lee Adams has graduated high school.

That is official. So what this tells me is, stop celebrating graduating high school. even mongolites can graduate high school not impressive you can't just celebrate the kids' achievement you're not impressive

in any single way stop with these graduation parties stop panting yourself on the fucking bag did you know that he gave a speech at the graduation I have the audio like where where my daddy my daddy where

he still got the daddy issues huh yeah makes sense doesn't shut up about it all right I'm sorry let's get back to this got brilliant here's something really funny I had lunch with somebody the other day

who lives up in Edmonton and he sees Chris Benoit's son who survived all the time. Really? Yeah, yeah. He sees him all the time and I go, what's the kid like? And he goes, fucked. And I go, what do you mean he's fucked? And he goes, you just say to him Hey, I liked your dad and he goes, nobody knows the man that I knew.

Who said to that they liked his dad? Who would say that? Mike Dambra? What's after? Yes, he looks. That's hilarious. That's the funniest thing he's ever said. It could be. He came on the Carlson cast the other day wearing a Chris Benoit t-shirt. No shit. To make me laugh.

Oh, you had to love that. I did. I like Dan, bro. But yeah. He's a good egg. Good story. So, June 2nd, we're going down to Florida after causing a disturbance at the drive-thru window, a McDonald's customer broke the window and crawled through the opening

into the restaurant where he attacked a female manager, according to the police investigators alleged that Mikel Jordan. Now, this is not Michael Jordan. This is spelled M. C-H-A-E-L, Jordan. There's even a dash in the fucking name. Yeah, because I'm sure this kid's such a shit had Michael Jordan sued him. He's like, you need to change your name.

Honestly, people, can we just keep it to letters in names at this point? I don't need special characters and numbers. Now, he was asked to leave the premises at the Pinellas Park eatering around 4 a.m. on a Sunday, following a flap at the 24-hour drive-through. But instead of departing, Jordan, who lives two miles, house in the restaurant, broke the drive-thru window, crawled, and like we said, when the cop subsequently confronted Jordan inside of the restaurant, he allegedly fought with three officers and was tased multiple times with no effect. Yeah, I think maybe, uh, drugs were involved. Motherfucker,

you don't need drugs. Sometimes you just need to have that passion of wanting a god damn it griddle. By the way, producer Chris and Croge yesterday. No, Saturday we recorded WAPT right before we recorded. What drive-through to those two break into? They both witness. on Monroe Avenue over there by Acme there was a naked black man surrounded by police officers with their guns drawn.

And he did not know what was going on. He was a little high for 1.30 in the afternoon. What he's beeping? Is that you? I don't think so, but... Anyway, Kroes was hoping that he was going to... He whipped down his camera. He was hoping to witness the next incident that would burn our city down.

The cops were like, drop. the Billy Club. He was like, I can't. I can't. That's a weapon. No. Well, yeah, but no. Fuck. All right. So there's an important element of the story that was left out. Yes, yes. You probably noticed this too. Yeah, go ahead. It's 4 a.m. right? He's at McDonald's 4 a.m. Yep. They serve him breakfast or dinner at this time? Breakfast. Because. You can both, actually. It's like you can kind of get either one. Well, how do you know that? They left that out. Because I go to McDonald's. At 4 a.m. all the time. Well, this is the thing.

Because if you're craving an egg McMuffin, like I've been there at 1030, they're like, oh, no, we're doing burgers now. I will beat up a woman in her mid-50s if I can't get an egg McMuffin. It's two different restaurants to me. Honestly, McDonald's after 1030 is dead to me.

I don't give a fuck about McDonald's after 1030. I only want an egg McMuffin and a hash brown. And I wouldn't be surprised if that's what set this guy off. Now, this guy... It doesn't go fuck itself after 1030. I'm going to Burger King, where the burgers taste good.

Yeah, they put that liquid stuff to make them taste like they were cooked over fire. Oh, yeah, they draw the lines on them, which is very nice of them to do. It's nice. They have Sharpies. The Sharpie Burger. So he's locked up in lieu of $155,000 bond. Now, he's been,

he has a long list of charges, but this fucking guy, I guess he was under the influence, but he fucking scuffed up the cops. The cops had some injuries. This guy was no joke. Dude, when you wanted that Mcuffin'uffin, I'm telling you,

I've been there. When you want a goddamn Ag McMuff. I get it, man. I'm like, I thought it was 11. I thought it was sobering 11. Jonathan Jarrett Soberanus, 26. Wait a second. This guy's name is soberanus.

S-O-B-E-R-A-N-I-S. Hold on a second, Vinnie. What about Billy Drunk Dumpur? Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Double good. Uh-oh, retort alert. I don't like you have that drop now.

That's my draft for making fun of you. Hey, Carl. He's a garbage. All right. So this guy gets arrested for criminal trespass with sexual abuse of a child and some type of family community center. Now, police had a five-year-old boy told them, soberingness, came into the bathroom and exposed himself while the child was in the stall. So this little kid's in there just whistling Sesame Street songs. I'm actually picturing

trying to be a big boy kicking his feet because they don't touch the floor because he's dropping a deuce with his little underroos and he knows that he's being a good boy he's doing his business

like a good boy and this guy kicks open the door and he's like he a wapa boy yeah he's like come here and this kid

did know what to do because there's a fucking grown man with his dick out and the guy's jerking it in front of him so the kid dove under the stall and escaped out the door

and went and told an adult. A little tattletale. Little tattletale. He's going in there telling stories. Tattletails don't get any of the kids. I got to say, if you're a chalmuster... If you're a chalmoluster and you let a five-year-old escape, you're not good at your job. I like to give advice...

Who's paying them? I like to give advice from time to time, as you know, Vinny. Okay. Even if it's not really the people that you should be giving advice to. If you're a job, Alester, and you have a five-year-old, take your hand off your dick just for a minute, just for as long as you need to, to keep that kid from escaping. Agreed. Agreed. You do not let them get out of the bathroom without taking the candy.

At least make sure they do something to make sure you're cool. At least them know you'll both get in trouble if they tell. So this guy, Mr. Soberanus, apparently had been banned from the Lehigh Legacy Center for reportedly committee to Lute Act at 2015. That's a different rec center. He's been kicked out of these places before. The police found him, and he was confronted with the fact that he wasn't seen exercising and he was seen running from the locker room at the same time the incident occurred. He said he couldn't remember what he did in the locker room and claimed he had a disability

that prevents him from recollectate his actions. You know what they say, Betty, whether you're an NFL quarterback or a child rapist. It helps to have a short-term memory. Amen. The station reported, cited the police have a date, and they said they tried to arrest Soberinus after talking with him for 30 minutes, but he began to kick and throw himself around causing an officer sustain minor injuries. Soberanus also allegedly threw a glass table at police before he was pinned down and

arrested. Yeah. This guy was not going quietly. Literally kicking and screaming. Like this is the definition of kicking and screaming. He's telling stories. That little kid's a liar. He's a liar.

All right, let's go to Dallas, Texas, shall we? Let's do it. This story made bigger news than I realized. Dallas Madas pled guilty to federal hate crimes charges stemming from a string of kidnappings and robberies that targeted gay men using a dating app. I'm guessing that app is the, what is it, Grindr? Grindr.

Oh, it's like you don't know. The Grindr. Like, you don't have that on your first screen of your phone. Oh, yeah, it's right there. You know what it is. Oh, you got me. So they said that these guys at 27, used Grindr to lure men

to an apartment where they were robbed and assaulted. Federal prosecutor said he pleaded guilty to five counts including hate crime and hate crime conspiracy. These defendants brutalized multiple victims singling them out due to their sexual orientation. So they were like come out to the apartment and get your

dick sucked. Right. And then they would come up there and these guys were not nice when they got up there. They beat the shit out of the guys. They tied them up. They fucking shoved stuff up their assholes. Oh, so some people got what they wanted. Like, hey, this is false advertising, and they didn't want to get that charge added.

Right, yes. I was promised that I'd be urinated on. Oh, yeah, yeah, we got that for you, buddy. Yeah, they pissed on people. They smeared shit on them. Yeah, all right, so it wasn't all bad. You know, it's funny, by the way. And then they were called anti-gay slurs.

Right. So if someone were to smear shit on me while calling me a crout, I'm not even concerned about being called a crowd at that point. I won't even bring it up to police. He would sing his little song. I'm a German piggy boy. Sere the poop-poo on my face. That's Carl's a song.

Is that what I would sing? Yeah. Is that my song? Yeah. That's the Carl song. You're like a child today. You're behaving like a child. You're singing songs. But honestly, though, Vinnie, in the eyes of God, who's the sinner in this scenario?

Right. to people who are beating up the gays you think so yeah so the reason they got gone is because one of them got away apparently they were just like stacking them up in a room and hog-tieing them they were just calling all these dudes over just like next and guess what it works man if you ask a gay guy if you ask him his dick sucked nine times out of ten the answer is

yes apparently if you want to rob people i mean you could have left out all the gay slurs and stuff like that if you just wanted to rob people who probably have a few bucks this would actually be a great way to do that now here's the thing don't do it oh right i'm what i meant was this is a terrible idea no one should do this secondly these people are bad carl's advice is technically very very good because yes the fact of matters these guys are getting charged with like hate crime conspiracy and all sorts of stuff like that if all you had done is pull out a gun and said, give me your money, we're tying you up, sit right there, and said nothing else. Did you have to stick something to the guy's asshole?

Right. At least they're not robbing prostitutes like everybody else. Yeah. They're like, we decided to give hookers a break for a day. You know, they could have just pretended they had nothing to do with these guys being gay. And they probably would have gotten off. Yeah. Or someone would have gotten off.

So his sentencing is scheduled for October, but three other guys that were involved in this have already put guilty. And they're all waiting to be sentenced in June. as well. So was that you? That was not me. That was not me. I blame you. Okay. Let's go over to Egypt. Yeah, let's go to Egypt. And I have a thesis statement. You don't go there very often. Do you know what an abusive

piece of shit you have to be to be arrested for abuse in Egypt? Well, it depends. Are you the man or the woman? The man. If you are the man. It's tough. To be arrested for abuse. You've got to go pretty far. It's not easy. Well, a 34-year-old

father whose name is not but disclosed, has been arrested after he allegedly bound his young son to the wooden pole and covered his skin with honey. You saw the picture, yeah? I did. Yeah, I'm not going to put it on here. It's fucked. The boy seven was reportedly subjected to the cruel punishment on May 25th after a neighbor accused him of theft. A shocking picture shows the child identified as Muhammad D.

lying on the floor with his hands bound to a wooden pole behind his back while insects appeared to swarm on his skin. They gave the victim's name, but not the perpetrator's name? That's kind of odd, isn't it? Also, I'm sorry, I'm breaking up your flow, but also, this whole idea where everyone's named Muhammad kind of fucks with the whole reason why we have names, doesn't it? Like, it's so that we can actually call people out, you'll know who we're talking about, like different names. That said Muhammad D.

Oh, Muhammad D. Okay, yeah, got you. Jesus. Fair enough. The man then reportedly placed Muhammad on the roof of their house, where he attracted swarms of mosquitoes and bees. due to the sticky honey all over his body. This is not an original thing.

This is a fucked up practice. They used to practice this back in the, I believe, the now off-limits antebellum south. They used to have a thing called a jam boy. And it's fucked. They would take a young slave boy, and they would cover his head with jam, and when they would go out into the fields

where there were lots of bugs, like the owners would make the kid walk next to him, and the bugs would be attracted to the kid's head, as opposed to the people and the worst part was they thought they were getting rewarded at first they're like i love jam this is amazing it's my birthday how did you know i get to go on a walk too oh this is great i mean watch yours today this is amazing people are monsters people are monsters people are fucking monsters yeah so the mother comes home and finds the son on the roof and she was like what the fuck and she escaped with the kid they called a child rescue group and the kid was

arrested. Now the mom lives in another town. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The wife went to a child rescue group without the husband's permission. Is that a thing you can do in Egypt? I'm a little surprised by that. I think it's probably frowned upon. Also, you said comes home. From what? She was home the whole time. She's not allowed to leave. What are you talking about? I don't know. The mother took pictures of the scene. Yeah, this is where the picture came from. Yeah, they're being used as evidence against the father. See, are they giving women's cell phones now, Egypt? What are you guys doing? Muhammad was found in a deplorable

state by the authorities following the alleged punishment. He was checked by medical experts who recorded the extent of his injuries. There have not been any further reports on Muhammad's condition. The mother's now staying in a different village, like I said, claims that this dad repeatedly beat her up and would look for new

ways to torture their child, depriving him of food and water for long periods of time. I'd rather be hungry and thirsty than covered in fucking bees and mosquitoes. I doubt that's true. You'd rather be hungry dude you want to get west nile all you have to do is be on the west side of the nile river okay they uh the authorities have him rested it's unclear if he has been formally charged yet the investigation is ongoing which i mean what investigation here's the picture of the child

hog tied to a post covered in fucking bees in mosquitoes yeah but guess what he's not going to steal from the neighbor ever again fuck no that kid's going to learn his lesson from that kids need to learn to behave. They certainly do. And that's why your mother is not a creep. She was trying to teach her kids to behave. My guy was chewing on little boys, little tiny peccas, and it's fucked up. Yeah, I mean, feeding someone their own flesh, I think a lot of people would consider to be pretty abhorrent behavior and maybe creepy behavior, maybe the creepiest behavior that was actually talked about today. But yeah, whatever. You think that's the creepiest behavior that's talked about today? Maybe. Biting off people's parts of chewing on and like gum.

Well, feeding your, your flesh to yourself and making you eat it. pretty nasty. I mean, they were making them eat their own vomit, and that was buried because that was so horrendous. Vomit-inducing thing. You can say that again. Thank you. So, ladies and gentlemen, don't forget to vote at the creepoff.com. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter at Creepoff Pod. Find us on Patreon. Today, we have taken all of your choices for the Hall of Fame, and we are going to put out the actual poll. So you will be able to vote and let us know who you want to put into the Hall of Fame in the month of June. Excellent.

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