The Creep Off - Episode 67: It's Clobberin' Time

Episode Date: June 15, 2021

The Creep Off Tour of Europe continues this week our heroes nominate the biggest creep from Vinnie's homeland Italy: In the scum parade we meet a really stupid cop, an excited mother to be and finally we learn about one Russian ladies oopsy daisy.

Could you do me a favor and die on your own time? Maybe after the show. I'm choking on peckas. I was eating peckas on the way over here. You were eating what? Peckas. Like the skin of the peckas. Like, we'll get stuck in your throat.

I have like peckers skin stuck in the back of my throat right now. You know what? Can you just read off my notes and just do my show? Just do the show for me this week. Are you going to get peckas out of your throat there? Can we do it? Can we start the show? Can we start the show and better be fucking out of your throat.

attention parents what you're about to see is not suitable for kids shoot it's not even suitable for some grown-ups you might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things i'm going to give the people what they want sensation horror shock i'm going to deliver the goods because i'm alive and i'm not backing down coo coo coo Oh, disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos. Hey, Carl, why don't you fix your camera? Oh, my gosh, we didn't get the camera on a truck to today.

I'm going to try, ready? Carl, fix your own camera. Come on, Carl. Why don't you do some fucking work right here, you dickhead? You suck at this. Yeah, I'm the problem. Hey, everybody, welcome back to another edition of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps, buy creeps for you creeps.

My name is Vinny, the competent one. And there he is, ladies and gentlemen, my co-host, hot cuck-cac-cac-c-c-c-c-carl. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? I am not centered in the frame, and it's really fucking me. close enough wow you look great thanks buddy this is a great start to the show i mean i just want to point out that this is all your fault you're the one who moves this fucking camera for your other show that no one cares about this is the problem that we're having here the people who pay me to produce that show care about it well okay very mouthy okay if three heads likes it i get it i don't fucking

fight you right now all right i will fucking end you another episode of the creep off today we are going to talk about the biggest creep from the old boot that's right good old Italy my homeland oh I thought it was just Italians no no it's got you got to be from Italy we discussed this oh so I can't do Fauci you can't do Fauci you can't do American born Italians they got to be straight from the boot I have 27 clips of Cuomo I can't use that but you had those before I know yeah I was gonna use some guy that worked really well by the way how many times are you allowed to bring the same person as a fucking creep I don't know Biden twice too right well Cuomo twice you know he's round in second I'm I'm just going to say that. He's looking at a double. I mean, I might just start reading his emails, just one by one, just 2,000 emails in a row. Are you trying to get us kicked off of YouTube like Alex Jones? Fair enough.

All right. So we're doing creepiest Italian today, but we can't really move forward until we talk about last week's episode. Last week's episode was a great one. I got a lot of good feedback with some fun stories on last week's episode. If you mean by horrific, then fun. Yes, right. Agreed. We get the creep off call fun.

Yes. we are deranged we had a vote as per usual yes and last week not a lot of controversy i agreed to abide by the rule of 12 o'clock at midnight as the cutoff interesting because if you look at the vote tally right now uh-huh who's leading i don't know i haven't looked it doesn't matter if you were to pulling up right now i wonder what it would look like i wonder what it would look like if we looked at it right now let's let's pull it up vitty let's see what's going on there it says you have oh look at i got 51 percent of the vote i got 51 percent of the vote i got 51 percent of the vote. I crushed it this week.

Not so fast. Charles Couseroos coming through. Not so fast, Dickhead. What do you mean? Midnight o'clock, we had the deal. That's when the voting ends. Okay. And I went and stayed up till 1201,

at which point I passed out at my desk. Does anyone believe this? I don't believe this at all. I have screenshots from 1159, from 12. and from 1201 a.m. You're starting to sound like your hero, stuttering John. I have. And there they are.

I have evidence. Oh, and it looks like Vinny has the lead in all three of those screenshots. So Vinny wins the week. Oh, what's that fans? You deserve it. You deserve it. Is that you deserve it? Is that what design?

It absolutely is. All right. Excelliore. True believers. Excelsior, true believers. Great job. Thank you for locking in the win for your buddy Vinny, who is now on. I hate it when you win.

Like, it's my least favorite thing in the world to come over here and listen to you celebrate your victories. It sucks. Super kick, caro. Super kick. Yeah, I feel like I haven't won a while, but that is not true. I'm actually winning. It is four to two now. Yes.

You are a game point, my friend. I am a game point. not happy about this. Ladies and gentlemen, this man needs to spin this wheel. He needs some consequences. All right. That's enough. It's time to do this week. I'm going to make my comeback starting today. Whatever you say, Carl. As we bring the creepiest Italian. Are you ready to get started? It's creepiest Italian, not named Casey. Oh, okay. You can't use her either. Okay. All right. Sounds good. Get us started, Vinny. You're the winner. Oh, boy. That means I get to go first today. That's right. My creep this week.

Ooh, it's a lady. My creep was born in the year 1893, Carl. Oh, Jesus. Are you doing one of these? So when I was doing my research, and I'm looking at, like, these Italians from the early 20th century and stuff. The creepiest of Italians.

It's so stupid. Like, if it's better than the most fragrant olives. If it's before electricity, I just don't care. Like, what are we talking about? The creepiest from, born in 1890 something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's electricity coming on. pretty soon, like she was born a little bit before it, but there isn't even radio at this

point. What are we talking about? They don't even have radio. They don't even have radio. All right. Well, if it helps you, her crimes were committed in 1940. So like, there was electricity then. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

What was going on in Italy in 1940? Who are they buddying up with at that time? That would be Hitler. Okay. That would be just curious what was going on. Cloud members of the Axis powers, which is actually you and I should have. have an Axis Powers t-shirt. We should.

Italy and Germany. We should. Then we can get Vick's Japanese stepfather to be the third. That'd be a sweet teacher. I need that Photoshop done immediately. That's a great idea. The Axis Powers video and Carl. There it is.

Somebody put the little mustache on Carl. Now, by the way, Jeremy playing France tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern time. And we know how that goes when Germany and France go at it. So, Deutsche Leucheland, Deutsche Leyen. Oh, don't yell that. Oh, she's so uncomfortable. My creep, her name is Leonardo Chinchuli. Okay.

I like the name, Gianciano. Because Italians, they just pick whatever their dad's name is and add another vowel on it. Perfect. Now, you're a girl. Is that what Sittering John did with me when he called me Carla? Correct. Okay. Yes.

Very clever. Now, very clever stuff, guys. She had a really rough childhood, this poor girl. Her mother got raped. Of course, she had a rough childhood. She was born in 1890. Nobody had a fun child. who was born at 1890 her mother hated her gut she was a surfer christ sakes her mother hated her

yeah because when she was she was like 14 years old the mom she got raped by some guy in the village and got knocked up everyone got raped it was 1890 that's how they picked their wives they was they were they made they made the mother marry the guy who raped her so this was her dad okay yeah it's just a fucking crazy story she was a miserable kid she tried she tried to commit suicide like fucking two times before she was 18 she was a depression case and if i had to describe her who she looked like spit an image of olivia soprano mama soprano yep okay that's not an attractive woman so she's like 16 years old and she's already like oh i wish the lord would take she's not a happy lady okay like she she just all day long bitched and

just window just pushed me out like she's just depressed what a terrible character Um, so it's interesting that you say that she was forced to marry the person who raped her. Yeah. That's actually the plot of Back to the Future, too. And I'm not making that up. It is. That's specifically the plot of that movie. Well, okay, go ahead.

You know what I'm going to do? Here's what I'm going to do to all you podcasters out there who are nice enough to have Carl on. I'm going to give good times great movies a plug. Yes. Because they plugged the creep off very well on their show. And so thank you for that. And I was on there talking about Back to the Future too with, uh, Doug and Jamie. It was a lot of fun.

Yes. in 1914 she and Chooley fell in love and married an office clerk and her mother did not like this. Okay. This was because they decided she was going to marry somebody else. They were going to force her into a marriage. She didn't do it. And her mother

put the Moloika on her. Her mother put a curse on her. And this freaked this one out because they're old-timey Italian superstition. These people are one step fucking away from gypsies, Carl. Right. Well, it was the 1914. Yes, that's what I was a gypsy. They're like, ah, not that the curse of my.

I ruined was a gypsy back then. Okay. So her and her husband moved to a new town. They get a new house and the thing gets destroyed in an earthquake immediately. Well, yeah, that would be the curse. So not only does her house get destroyed during her marriage, 17 pregnancies, Carl. Okay. Three died in the womb.

Ten survived birth, but died before they were 10. And then she had four kids who did survive, and her favorite was her favorite was her. son Giuseppe, who they called Little Johnny. She loved Little Johnny. Okay. She made a living because she opened up a little shop and she made soap. And then she started a side business because she was a very superstitious woman. She started doing that fortune reading and studying the dark arts about as well as an illiterate baby machine can for the time. Okay. She was studying like, you know, all sorts of stuff. And she had her little business in the back. People would come to her for advice. She'd do the crystal ball. She'd do the gypsy shit for these people. This side

Italians are a smart bunch, aren't they? You know, our buddy Brian McBride? I do. When he used to do the TV show with me, he told his grandmother, I'm doing a show with a guy named Vinnie Paulino. And she goes, is he Italian? What do you think? And he goes, yeah, he is. Oh, he is.

That's my Brian. Yeah, he is Italian. And she goes, oh, you better be careful. They're tricksters. She's smart. Smart one. She should award them. Here's my Brian impression.

Ready? Yeah. Visit us in Syracuse. Hi, everybody. My name's Brian McBry. Come to Syracuse. Thanks for noticing me. Fucking E-R.

Sad sack. He really is. All right. He's the best, though, in a lot of ways. He's not, though. We're just trying to make him feel. I ran into Brian Ball at the comedy club the other day. Oh, what'd you do wrong?

And I forgot that he hasn't been on the creep-off because I talked to him about being on the creep-off. He's like, I've never been on the creep-off. He's like, oh, that's right. Whoops. My bad. You didn't invite him, did you? No. No, he told me that you told him he wasn't allowed to.

Thank you. He's like, no, but he won't have me on that show. It's like, oh, okay, never mind. Yeah, because he'd be terrible at it. Fair enough. See, I'm doing this because I know he listens. I'm the one who's bad at this. I can't have another person here who's bad at it.

Right. It's my job. 1940, everything's going well. Yeah. Then, everything's going well. This pesky World War II thing is getting a little out of control, though. This woman's 50 years old, and she's reading fortunes. And you summarize that as everything's going well.

For fucking Italy? Sure. That's pretty good. Everybody in the town loved her too, by the way. She was beloved. She was thought of as a very sweet woman. So it turns out that little Johnny, her favorite son, was inscripted to go fight for Mussolini. He was a proud patriot and decided to go join the access powers and go to war. Leonardo lost a lot of kids.

She thinks she's cursed. She's terrified that her favorite son is going to go die in this fucking war. So what does- Did everybody die in World War II? though, I don't think it was a bloody war, right? God damn it, you Germans really did whitewash this thing, didn't you? You really whitewashed this whole fucking thing. I heard it described as the great picnic, the great European picnic, right?

Didn't they just get together and play soccer and stuff? No. Oh, it wasn't like that. Later they did that. Way later they did that. You have this so wrong. So she's very, very upset. So she knew that there was only one thing she can do.

Okay. now what do you think she decided to do carl kill her son no no no she didn't go abraham she's not like a catholic okay no she's uh fucking into the uh dark arts and shit sure in august nine forty her first victim was a lady named faustina seti who was an older woman who desperately wanted a husband she came to chianchula for help and she told the woman that there was a man she was gonna definitely uh mary who lived in a nearby town what i need you to do is give me all of your money send some letters to all your friends and let him know you're moving over to this town and uh this guy by the time you get there he's going to be so happy and you're going to get married and she they're all dumb italians like hey gabagool and she fucking sends these letters goes gets her cash comes back to pay she and julie this woman never seen again yeah yeah uh-huh second story very very similar uh this time she told the lady she was going to help her find a job in another town move to this town tell everybody you're leaving yeah she does the same thing

A woman goes back, pays her 3,000 Leary for the help, and then this woman named Francesca Sauvalli disappears. Now, that was on September 5th. September 30th, or September 20th, a former opera

singer who wanted to go into a new city named Virginia Siopolo reportedly paid she a $50,000 for her help. Is she a travel agent at this point? I don't know what she's doing. Why does everyone who wants to go somewhere? She's reading the cards, and she's telling these people you got to go here and this woman disappeared now all these women had something in common they

had nobody they're all stupid they're all dumb morad with money all they did was write letters to tell people they're going to go boo capacopo sister-in-law grew very suspicious because she just disappeared nobody'd seen anything from her did a little investigating they said the last time anybody saw her was she went over to the fortune tellers she and julies yeah so she calls the police the police opened up an investigation and you know where they found her the basement of the alamo i'm sorry that's the wrong movie peewe's big adventure that's the wrong reference god damn movie sorry so they bring you were saying i'm sorry bitty you know what i just keep interrupting you don't interrupt me cunt okay fair enough you understand i do now okay they

rest her they bring her in and they're like so uh where'd all these women go did you kill these women she's like i didn't ask and like you did too i don't know what you're talking about she's doing this shit. They go, aren't you ashamed of what happened here? Aren't you ashamed that everybody knows you did this? And she said, you don't want to hear what I'm ashamed of. She was just being all sorts of argumentative.

I like your new thing that you do now where you pick up on one thing and you just pull clips. I'm having fun. I like it. I'm having fun. I'm digging it. They used the right word and the dams flood open. They said, well, maybe we need to look into your son, Johnny. And oh, no. Oh, I gave my

life to my children on a silver platter and this is how he replaced me she decided to confess okay with all of these women she wanted to keep her son safe and she decided to offer blood sacrifices to the devil hmm did that work no oh no he died oh okay yeah he definitely died fucking satan so he sucks he can't get anything done god damn it she went into detail Explaining how she made these people disappear. I have my way. What she did is they came back the second time after they sent the letters. She gave him a drink.

She drugged the drink. Okay. These women fell asleep. And then instead of like strangling them, whatever, she's like blood sacrifice to the devil. Best way to do this. A fucking axe. Oh, the old axe to their throats.

She fucking, no, to their everything. She chopped all these women up. Okay. She chopped them the fuck up. So now she's got the part. she said the first victim she threw the pieces of her body into a pot added many kilos of caustic soda and mixed and boiled it until the flesh dissolved it to a thick dark mush and then was put into several buckets and dumped in a septic tank that is a large pot how did she did this for the first two the third one though she was like i'm being very wasteful here it's a war after all sure yeah got to conserve she ended up in the pot this is a quote from her like the first two her flesh was fat and white when it had melted i added a bottle of cologne and after a long time on the boil i was able to make some most wonderful creamy soap which i sold in my shop

so that that really is body wash yes it is that's the name of this episode body wash and she confessed she also gave bars to neighbors and acquaintances thanks for giving me nothing on that by the way no i deserve nothing i deserved it thank you uh She really liked this third victim a lot. So then what she did was she let the victim's blood congeal, and she used it to bake some lovely tea cakes that she admitted she had a couple herself. You know, a good chef tastes their own food. And then she gave some to her husband and then went around and gave them to neighbors. Oh, my. And she said the cakes were really delicious. That woman was really sweet.

That is a quote from this fucking lunatic. Shockingly, Carl, they did not fucking execute her. They gave her 30 years for this in Italy. That's all you got for cannibalizing other humans and making soap out of them. Sure, yeah. Yeah. So my creepiest Italian is this fucking weird old woman who decided that the only way to protect her son was to murder a bunch of old suckers. And it didn't work.

And it didn't even fucking work. Gosh, darn it. God damn it. Cut that part out. All right, Vinnie. Take a fucking shot at the champ. Are you ready for the creepiest Italian? If you say, Vinny, I'm going to be not happy.

All right. The creepiest Italian. I also studied someone who was following the dark arts and a little bit of Satanism. In the 1990s, up until the early 2000s, Italy was rocked by a group of horrific ritualistic crimes. The culprit, members of a head. heavy metal band who called themselves the beasts of Satan. That's right.

The Beasts of Satan was a heavy metal band in Italy. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Devil Horns, Chippa. Yeah. And this guy, Andrea Volpe. Go on now. Was in the band. And they had six members of this band. Now, they had just got...

Andrea Volpe. Andrea Roepie. Now, there was a woman in the band, and then they got this new singer. And the singer was the youngest member of the band, 16-year-old kid, metal singer, tall, handsome guy. The Seamus in his prime, except Italian. The chick just gravitates right towards him.

I mean, here you go, you got the lead singer, he's good-looking. So this turns into, you know how it was with the Beatles? It could be an issue sometimes when a woman kind of gets in the way of like what the band's trying to accomplish and stuff. Well, you would know that with the isotopes. I mean, they all hate Jen. Wait, what? I just, oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't supposed to tell you that.

What are you talking about? I was supposed to tell you that. I'm sorry. So they decided they had to do something about this because they didn't like the fact that these two lovebirds were messing up the creative process of recording and writing death metal. Their first two victims were 16-year-old Fabio Tallis, their former lead singer and his girlfriend, 19-year-old Kiara Marino.

So, Cara Marino and Fabio Talas were out drinking at the bar that they all hang out at. And they're like, hey, guys, we're going to do a ritual, because they're all Satanus. We're going to do a ritual. Come to the woods with us. So they're like, all right, yeah, let's go. So they all go there. And then they decide to murder Chiara Marino. The boyfriend Fabio's not happy about this.

He tries to put up a little bit of a fight. Come on, guys. You killed her all the way dead? And as Fabio tries to intervene, he is bashed over the head with a hammer by Marco Machione. His skull was essentially caved in. Fabio was 6'2 £2.2.2. He was actually able to put up a defence for some time. This is known from 64 different knife marks on his body. But eventually he was overpowered and his throat was slit.

Imagine the horror and trauma of even 60. seconds of multiple people trying to kill you. It's incomprehensible. And yet, poor Fabio most likely had to deal with several minutes of this. Let that sink in for a second. Okay, so... Oh, I tuned out. I'm sorry.

This guy's voice was really boring. After they murdered these people, what do they do? Let's see. Afterwards, their bodies were buried under a tree in the group, according to their testimonies, dance, laughed, and even urinated on their graves as a final act of desecration. That ain't funny. This is a pretty hard

metal band. They're murdering members of their band and then dancing and singing and urinating on them. And the guy Andrea Volpe was dating this girl at the time and she knew about what happened. Well, later, Andrea and her break up and he gets a new girlfriend. And this new girlfriend and him are huge drug addicts. They're really into heroin and coke and stuff like that. They sound great. They decide they're going to invite the ex-girlfriend over for dinner. The next murder was that of Marangela Pazota. She was a 27 year old shop assistant and ex-girlfriend of Volpe. She was invited by him to dinner and she had known about the murder of Tolus and Marino as well as the other activities the beast of Satan were doing, but still

accepted the invitation. So this girl's like, oh yeah, yeah, I'll come over and hang out with you guys. It sounds like a lot of fun. Yikes. You know, come over for dinner. They decided that because she knew too much, they had to get rid of her. So she comes over for dinner. And And immediately they get into an argument. After she arrived, Volpe got into an argument with her, and he shot her in the mouth. How many times have you wanted to shoot a woman in the mouth that you were arguing with that? How many times do you know somebody murdered two people, danced around their bodies, pissed on their graves? And then decided still, after you got out of the relationship with that person, to still go to fucking dinner.

Yeah, they were still friendly with each other for years. And I just loved that he just shot. Italians are stupid. She's like, and another problem with you. And he's just like, shut. I just shot her in the mouth. That didn't kill her, though, many. She was still alive, so he hit her over the head repeatedly with a shovel before burying her underneath the greenhouse.

Volpe, along with his fiance, Elizabetha, decided to ditch Bezota's car by driving it into a lake, but in route, they got into an accident. So this is the plan here. Oh, no. They shoot this woman. She doesn't die. They beat her over the hat. She still doesn't die. They bury her alive.

This sounds like a shitty Woody Allen movie. Is there such a thing? They bury her alive and then take her car and drive it into a river because that's how you get rid of the others. But they got into an accident on the way. But they got into an accident because they were very high on coke and heroin. In fact, after the car crash, Volpe was found walking around on the streets, like a business owner was just like called the cops. They're like, what's going on here? So the cops pick him up.

A man who looked out of his face on drugs was wandering the streets talking to himself. Police quickly dispatched, and once they arrived, they approached the man, and he is visibly upset. He's very distressed and very obviously on a lot of drugs. So he comes up with some story about, oh, yeah, I was with my girlfriend, but she laughed, she wanted to go somewhere else. They actually discovered that the girlfriend had OD'd in the getaway car. Oh, no. His girlfriend had overdosed in the car he was driving, and he had run away from the car panicking. Police decided to send Valpae to the hospital along with his overdosed girlfriend.

So they both go to the hospital and the police then go to his house, find the body. The body of Posota was discovered. Buried under a small mound of dirt, the couple had done such a bad job that her hands and feet were still visible sticking out the surface. Even more disturbing to the officers on scene, the body was still warm. So Volpe now obviously is confessing to these cries because there's not a lot he's going to get away with here. You guys like death metal? He's just going to turn out of the cops and try to explain this. What he decides to do is to throw everybody else under the bus and tell them that like, listen, this band that I'm in were all part of this satanic cult.

And it wasn't me that everyone else was doing all this sorts of crazy shit. So not only is he a creepy is a rat. He's a rat. Volpe confessed to the crimes and ratted out his bandmates in exchange for a lighter sentence. While there are only three official murders, other disappearances and suicides are linked to the beast of Satan as well. This includes their drummer who was repeatedly shamed and shun, even given a heady cocktail of drugs in an attempt to push him towards suicide. They did this because he refused to participate in the murderous activities, and later on he took his car and crashed it into a wall where he died from his injuries. Yeah, the drummer committed suicide by driving into a wall.

Yeah, I'm sure he did. I'm sure they didn't just drug him and then put a brick on the fucking accelerator. And by the way, I like that guy's delivery who read that. He sounds like he might be like related to Casey. Seriously. I have a little bit of enthusiasm here. We're talking about a heinous crime. Don't act like he'd been there before.

Hey, like this is crazy. This is insane. So let me just read the list of other victims that have never been tied to Volpe. but this is what he confessed to. He said, 23-year-old construction worker Christian Figuero, a former member of the group, disappeared on the 14th of November, 1996. 21-year-old Andrea Ballerine, a childhood friend of Volpe, found hanged in the school he attended on May 7, 1999, 28-year-old Angelo Lombardo, caretaker of the cemetery, and an acquaintance of the what?

The cemetery. The cemetery? The cemetery. Motherfucker. Caretaker of the cemetery. and acquaintance of some members of the group buried alive in the cemetery on December 14, 1999, 26-year-old Daryano Mola found hanged in the woods on the 27th of December 2000, 21-year-old Luca Colombo, a flower seller and friend of a band member found hanged on May 5, 2004, and 18-year-old Alberto Scaramozino

found burned in his car in the woods on May 23rd, 2004. I want to hear the music of this band, Vinny. These guys are pretty hardcore. I can take it or leave it, to be honest with you. They might have some good tunes. But let me ask you this question. Go ahead, buddy. What do you got?

This band that you're going to play me, do they have lyrics? They have lyrics. So they do full songs? Dude, check out this tune. They do complete songs. This is a rocker. This is a rocker right here. What an awful world this podcast clicking is?

Get on the bus. I said, what in all blue world is podcast clicking in? Get on the bus Dirty sock If you want a guy who's riding Solo doing the shit His own way It happens if the first day

Get on the fucking bus Get on the bus If you guys enjoy What's happening here Stop supporting this dummy Don't give him money Get on the fucking bus Get on the bus

Fuck Did master's head and call Don't be in custody These guys got a cool bike just to make friends Play that in your show fuck boys I hope the best for all of you Outside of that Go fuck each other actually

All right That was actually Adam Thoreau And his song Get On the Bus Which is my new favorite song I can't get enough of it So these guys loved hanging out at cemeteries Many? Yeah

You know what I'll just say graveyards That might be better for me These guys love taking out at Graveyards, and I thought this was fun. They were actually known to vandalize and ransack graveyards to acquire props for their performances. The ransack Graveyard to get props for their performances. Shit's expensive. You think Alice Cooper? Dude.

He fucking always had everything made special. He would go out there and fucking dig up a couple of skulls. Possibly, I mean, props to them for getting props from the graveyard. That's awesome. I would have loved to have seen these guys show. So that is my creepiest Italian. Andrea Volpe, who got 30 years for the murder of a bunch of people. My lady got 30 years for cannibalizing and making people into soap and giving it to other unwilling.

Oh, I'm sorry, Vinny. My story was modern. There was such thing as electric guitars and the Internet when my story happened. It's a lot different than your story. World War II, did that even exist? Does anyone even know? Are there eyewitness accounts of this? Was there any video of it?

I actually do not have any video of it but Kevin Eric Snell did make a very good point about my creep. He said that where my creep went wrong is that she tried to sell Italian soap. Oh! Yeah. Hey.

Booy. Gabagoo. That is this week's competition. You could vote for Leonardo Chi and Julie or you could vote for Andre Volpe at the creepoff.com this week. And if you vote for Miss Chi and Chuli, someone

I'm right now to spend the wheel next week. And it's always fun when Carl spends the wheel. He doesn't like it. Let's hold off another week, people. Let's get the vote up for Carl. He really doesn't like it. Let's get this one close this time. It's really fun to watch.

Okay. Let's talk bonus shows, shall we, Carl? Yes. We have one coming up, don't we? We're going to record this week a Who Are These Creeps crossover. Ooh, we're bringing back the second episode of Who Are These Creeps? I hope you do a better job this time. I still don't even know what we're doing.

Well, the premise. is you've got to find the worst true crime podcast. Okay. And present and then people vote on who brought the worst true crime podcast. Okay. And last time you just picked the very first result in Google, which was a bad decision on your part. Yeah, I lost. So listen folks, if you have any suggestions, it's the worst true crime

podcast, send it my way. Oh, come on. Carl's probably got a fucking database. You don't do any work at all. You just have a Discord and a subreddit and doing all the work for you. Now, I need to take a second. True believers. To you, my true believers. This Saturday, 2 p.m.

what time do you go live with uh wATP well i won't be live this saturday oh you're not this saturday oh that's right you guys are playing a music festival celebrating our 20 years of being a band so instead of that i'm going to celebrate the real holiday there which is kind of weird that it's june tith it is june tith but it's also my birthday hey happy birthday minnie thank you and i will be doing a very very special live stream really yes you know what i'm going to do it at noon right here. Why? For the Viannon True Believers.

Who cares? Who would want to watch that? It's only for the Vianan True Believers. What are you going to do, though? It's none of your business. It's for the Vianon True Believers. You're not invited. That sounds so stupid. That sounds so boring.

Who would want to watch that? What are you going to have, throw yourself a little birthday party? Nope. Are all your friends going to be there? Nope. We're going to watch some videos that I have curated that I think would be a lot of fun. We're going to watch them together. I'm going to crack a beer like stuttering John.

By the way, I want to point out that. June 19th is also Carlmus, which is my half birthday celebration. Fuck you. Just fuck you. I'm taking it over. You're not taking... There, Jew teeth already took my day.

I know I got to share it with Carl Miss? Yes, Carlmus. You know how fucking weird that was last year? Just thought they're like, yeah, my birthday's just what? What? What the fuck is Jew Tee? I had a history lesson. It's a fun one. There are white folks, and then they're ignorant

motherfuckers like you. Yes, I know what June Teth is now. Mr. President, I learned. Tune in, Vietnam True Believers, Saturday, keep an eye out. We're going to have some fun, and no one's invited but you. Let's do some voicemails, shall we? You ready for some voicemails? Yeah.

Are we got a sponsor? The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse, site of the new film, Plan B. The director said he chose Syracuse because no one would believe it if you said Syracuse was your plan A. See you in Syracuse. Hey, you guys see best? You guys, you guys see this in the news? See the film in a movie in Theracute's called Perman Beach? You guys see this?

Do you hear about this? Ah! Ha! Ha! Horace! Shots fired! Shots fired! That was very, very funny. All right. I want to say, thank you, Kevin Erick Snell again. He has renamed June 19th. It is now Vinteenth. Vinteenth. I like it. I like it.

I like it. All right. So, let's start off of some voicemails. Here we go. Hello. This is Thomas Pampon here. Vinnie, I love. me, you're the best part of WATP. Everyone knows it.

What? And if people don't start voting for Carl, you start voting for Vinny, just like Vic said, I will rip Carl's dick off and put it on my own dick. I love you, Vinny. Call me back or something. I don't know.

Did he call the wrong show? I don't know. He was talking about WATP. But I hope he does it. I'm not going to call him. I'm going to see what he does to you. You want him to rip my dick off and put it? on his dick. Why not? That would be very painful for me, Vitty.

I might miss an episode or two. Ah. I'll survive. Oh, yeah. Now that you're doing live streams without me to just your friends. You could do a live stream for the Cros. You could do something for your patrons. I'm doing something special for mine.

I see what's going on. This is the beginning of the end. You've now decided that you're more powerful than me. And you could do the show without me. And so now you're going to branch off. It's going to be Vinnie's Creepoff. Hey, this week on Vinnie's Creepoff, I debate myself about a guy who was born in 1524 and how creepy he was. Check out Vinny's Creepoff.

You're more than welcome to come by. It's going to suck. To the Venteenth celebration. It's going to suck. You can come to Vintines. All right. Maybe I will. I'll be in the neighborhood.

The show's right next door. Yeah, just come over at noon. Yeah, maybe I will. We'll do it together. It'll be a bonus episode. The Venteenth celebration. Can we invite the Khazaroos if I'm going to be here? I'll let you think about it.

what you think about it. No, I like doing something exclusive for my Vianos. The Hussarroos are good people, too. They're fine folks. They are fine folks. Listen, if people have made a conscious choice, they like the people's champ. The people's champ wants to hang out with the people. All right. Hey, Vin, this is Carl. What is it you want me to do, man? You want to go on the very popular Anthony Coomere radio program and say, hey, Anthony Coomere, you should check out my other podcast. It's just like Jocktova. But what we do is we make fun a child rape. Now, if your child rape the thing is funny as the other guys, you've got to wear crocs

or some shit? What the fuck do you want me to do here, then? Yes, that's what I want you to do. I have had that exact conversation with you before. That's pretty spot on. Hey, I did give you pretty good advice on how to, uh, on how to properly plug the creep-off. And I've been using that on the last two, uh, shows or I promoted the creep-off. I have given that description. I also like your description, too, the one about how it's like, you know,

the cocaine. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. The, yeah. the gateway drug thing. I got a voicemount here for us. Go ahead. Yeah, this is for the creep off. Fucking Vinny, and I love both you guys.

Carl, I love you, I love you. Vinny got way too fucking excited. Yeah, Carl was in his black son. You know what? When I first took a look at him,

I thought he looked a little odd at first too. Then I'm looking at him and I'm looking at you, Vinny, and I literally was thinking, you know what? I don't know these guys,

but they're my friends because they're, they got my touch of humor, you know what i'm sorry i'm an asshole but i'm sticking out for caro thank any of these motherfuckers that were digging on carl thank you even i make jokes about viny's fatness and carl's he's i'm a fucking i'm a fat fuck with fucked up teeth myself oh well then anyway it just pissed me to fuck off that goes out and out of that but yeah wow well that's cool i was getting teased i forgot my glasses last week and people weren't used to see me without glasses yeah we got to meet cool guy carl

and then cool guy Carl came out and that worked out. Oh, cool guy, Vinny! Oh! You look like Sergeant Slaughter. I'm orange dumbassity. Here's another voicemail. Hey, this is Hunter. I'm calling in for the creep off because I know that

fat fuck Vinny wouldn't play this, but Carl. Yes. Where the fuck are your fantasy baseball updates? I've been waiting all seasons, hoping every single show to hear how your fantasy baseball team is doing. Bring back the fantasy baseball segment on the creep off. All right. Don't come me back.

All right. What's the name of your team again? It's called Faces Loaded is my fantasy baseball team. And let me just tell you, my first baseman, Anthony Rizzo, 14 pitch at bat that ends with a home run to a thrilled crowd at Wrigleaf. All right. God, buddy. You got any other voice smells?

Yeah, I do. This guy, I got to be honest with you. We have never had a caller. It's so much into the 45-second time frame. Oh, good. And be so absolutely correct about everything in their call. Uh-oh. This is the most incredible call ever.

Okay. Okay. So the creep out Patreon is making $1,200 a month. If we assume that 10% of people don't actually pay, and the host are splitting money equally, that means Vinny is getting $540 from the podcast. A Little Caesar's pepperoni pizza is $5. But the sales tax in Rochester, New York, is 8%,

bringing the total cost up to $5.40. Right. 540, divided by $5.4, is only $100. A little Caesar's pizza weighs about 2.5 pounds, meaning Vinnie can only buy 250 pounds of pizza in a single month. Right. I mean, the last time Vinnie weighed 250 pounds was when fucking Lenny Dexter was giving Bill Clinton a blowjob under his desk. You get it? There is no way that Vinny could eat his entire body weight in pizza during one month.

It won't work out. We need to give them more money. I mean, the math is solid right there. That is Steiner Math. That is Steiner Math. He nailed it. That's hilarious. That's the best.

second Steiner Math reference in two days. Yes, yes, yes. Carl watched Steiner Math for the very first time in his life the other day, and did you enjoy it? It's hilarious. Scott Steiner is one of the funniest. I love it right here. You want to see Steinemath? It's great. This was referenced by Revenge of the sis on our show. Carl had

never seen this wrestling gem. Scott Steiner, it's going to be a three-way for the TNA heavyweight title of sacrifice between you, Kurt Engel, and Samoa Joe. Now, before you get There, you have an important step tonight as you and X Division champion PD Williams take on the unlikely duo of Kurt Engel and Samoa Joe. You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Small Joe, and you can see that statement is not true. Here comes a man.

Normally, if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you've got a 50-50 chance of winning. Yeah. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal. So you got 25% at best at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix. You have a chance of winning drastically go down. So the three wave at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. Okay.

But I got a 60-6 and two-third chance of winning because Kurt Engel knows he can't beat me, and he's not even going to try. So Small Joe, you take your 33 and a third chance minus my 25% chance, and you've got an 8 and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning. If we used to go one on one And they add 66 and two-thirds Percents

I got a hundred forty-one And two-thirds chance of winning At Sacrifice See, Joe The numbers don't lie And they spell disaster for you At Sacrifice Holy shit

I'm gonna break it down for you, maybe I still love it I still love my ass No fat chicken That's one of the funniest He almost didn't get through it He was laughing so hard to himself that was amazing

Scott Einstein are ladies and gentlemen perfect all right you fucking know all about this shit here we go hey Carl hey Vinnie I'm heading to Utah for eight weeks

and I thought while I'm there I'll find the creepiest person every week in Utah like the whatever that dumb town is that he sponsors every week for the voicemail playlist so I got the first creep

of the week from Utah his name is Ronnie Lee Gooner He killed an attorney Battled multiple cops And his girlfriend at the trial Handed him a gun And he shot 25 people In the courtroom

And then he ran away and killed himself So that is the creepiest person in Utah For the week Thank you I'll be back next week with my creepiest creep of Utah So yeah Christmas is dripping off the sky Because I'll call him

I like him we share our interests I do I do like that creep that he pointed out That's well done Yeah Listen we'll talk to you again next week We look forward to hearing more creeps from Utah I believe it's time for the scum parade

You're ready to go Watch out for the scum parade Oh no it's the scum parade Look out for the scum parade Making me a day All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to start off at Castro Valley, California, where an Amazon delivery driver had a little bit of a tiff with a 67-year-old customer. Now, footage shows that a person identified as the driver striking the woman around her head.

According to the story, the woman asked the driver, Itsel Ramirez, on the whereabouts of her package that she had a notification was delivered to her apartment building. You'll get it when you get it. I hate these people. Yeah. So she just stood there, standing over this Amazon worker who's just trying to, like, load stuff in it out of the place. Amazon delivery people is the last noble profession. They work so hard.

Working on the front lines, I refuse to believe that any of them do anything wrong. They deserve our respect. I think they should be able to open hand smack someone twice a year. I think I'd be fine with that. If they're wronged by somebody, of course. Yes, I'm with you. She says to this woman, after. after waiting 15 minutes for her package,

woman said to have questioned mirrors again, kicking off what was described as a violent dispute. Smith, the victim, was recorded saying something to the effect of, you don't need to be a bitch about it. Yeah. Yeah, to the Amazon driver. And the Amazon driver said, what did you just say to me?

And ladies and gentlemen, I have the video right here of what happens after you say to someone, don't be a bitch. Oh, boom. Ready, ready, ready? Jesus. upper cut oh jeez that's a reason to not bother the amazon workers well look at this woman was practicing her white privilege she thought she could order something on the internet and have it delivered right to her apartment complex and thank goodness for this amazon employee for showing

her that that's not the way it works yes so our creep was this lady who got punched in the head right for hassling our brave amazon workers that was my takeaway as well. Now, unfortunately, the police did agree. Ramirez was arrested at a suspicion of battery causing serious bodily harm and elder abuse. According to the outlet, her bail has been set in $100,000. I said it like, Dr. Steve, $100,000.

You know what? I'm kind of disappointed that that woman remained on her feet. I feel like if I was going to attack a 67-year-old woman, I'd take her down. If I'd never cut it a 67-year-old woman like that, I guarantee you she leaves her feet. I guarantee she leaves her feet. I would lay her flat.

This Ramirez chick is a pussy. Try harder. Do better. And, you know, we know you work for Amazon, so we'll give you a pass. But do better. I agree. I believe that they're going to have a rematch right before Logan Paul fights Tyson on the next pay-per-view. I want to see this lady versus Logan Paul. I'll take either of the Paul brothers versus this 67-year-old woman, this punching bag of a woman.

She won't go down. It's the biggest you. tube celebrities to ever fight. The 67-year-old Amazon. I mean, watch her. She takes a fucking hit. Look at this. Boom. Boom. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

And then, and then eleven. And I mean, not only, not if you watch the whole thing, not only that, like, when you gets to the back of it, she, like, picks up her shit. She drops all of her stuff that's in her hand, obviously. She's trying to cover her head. She's trying to cover her head. She dropped her cool girl sunglasses. Bagal king, it's a slobocker.

Oh my gosh, they're still arguing with each other after that. Yeah, and this lady's like, I'm going to get myself together. That lady does not necessarily look 67. No, and also. But she does look like a punching bag, so. As soon as, so she gets punched 11 times in a row, and then they have some words. We don't know what the words are. But then this woman just like casually turns her back to the, to the Amazon delivery person and just opens her door.

I feel like I would be concerned about getting sucker punched together. Yeah. Jay Ed just won the YouTube chat for the day. What do you want? It's clobber in time. That way it might be body wash for the name of this episode. I don't know. So let's talk about a creepy cop, shall we? Yep. Investigators say that Albert Coon, 37, responded to a car wreck. In March 2020 in Minneapolis, the Minnesota State Patrol officer arrested a 25-year-old woman on suspicion she had been driving under the influence. Okay. It was then that Coon took the woman's phone and went through it and found

some very intimate photos of her. Okay. And what do you think you did with this? I don't know. Probably gave the phone back to the woman after enjoying some nudes. No, no, no, no. He was like, no, I really like these nudes. Oh, he liked them a lot. Yeah, so what he did was he texted them to himself. Oh, dude, you got to airdrop that shit. From her phone.

You got to air drop the nudes. You don't text the nudes? Oh, come on. Amateur. Amateur move. I guess if this girl had an android. The woman was treated at a hospital and released that return home to find her boyfriend using her laptop. Yeah. The Star Trooper being reported her phone was linked to the computer and recorded that nude photos had been sent to an unknown number.

That's an iPhone. Now, the trooper pled guilty Tuesday to sending the nude photos of the woman from his phone to his own while she was being detained. But this guy calls him. It says, who is this? And he goes, this is Trooper Coon. It's like, oh, did you text some pictures to yourself? And the guy was like, hey, listen, man, we could talk about this, right?

like this cop immediately was like oh no so they reported him and they found the photos on the cop's device who was charged was stalking with bias and due to a plea deal he fulfilled with Tuesday's admission the charge has been downgraded to non-consensual dissemination of private sexual images which is a misdemeanor but he did lose his job so all right so once again and i blame the news media they leave out a very important piece of information from the store how big were tits they never talk about boob size. Not once in the article, I read it five times. Do they explain to us what her boob size was? You know, back of the day, that would have been like the woman, 32D cup pulled over by police officer. Right. Yeah. That's the headline. And now they're not even putting in the story at

all. Journalism school is failing us. Here we go. This is a fucking disturbing one, Carl. Okay. My buddy P.N.W. Brotato sent me this one in the discord. This happened at Philadelphia, a 29-year-old woman named Danielle Sebenick, Glensdale, Pennsylvania, was sentenced to seven years in prison and 10 years of supervised release for her distribution and possession of child pornography. Okay. Now, did you see the mugshot of this woman? I did. She looks like an isotopes dancer, kind of. She looks like she'd make the cut.

How dare you? Right? Sure. We'd love to have her in the ice to tell us what she gets out in seven years. You don't, though. You don't want this one around. This one's going to be a problem. Okay.

Uh, she pleaded, put guilty to charges stemming from an investigation into her trafficking in videos of child pornography on the internet during November 2018, while she was employed at kids' first swim school. Authorities identified Sebnik as the administrator of an online site that was dedicated to the sexual abuse at exploitation of children. I love this. She was an admin. Yeah.

That's, I didn't know if they had admins for things like that. Like, she has a business card that goes along with that. It's so weird. This is like, we're talking about a 29 year old one. woman who's hanging out with fucking petos who are the creepiest people on earth and honestly this is like the pito version of vick like just the girl who hangs out with the weirdos for no reason why why you keep ragging on vick what did she do to you no i'm just saying she doesn't normally girls wouldn't associate with your show i see what vick is like just hangs out with

like the fucking weirdos this girl hangs out with the fucking she doesn't just hang out with them she's the admin she's running the website that the weirdos exchange child pour it on now you're ready for the kicker yeah at the time that she committed these crimes she was six months pregnant with her first child and during this she had communications with other sex offenders discussing her plans on how she can't wait to have her baby so she could abuse it after she gives birth all right i'd like to know what position specifically she was planning on enjoying with her newborn infant because babies suck at everything yeah i would assume sex would be included in the list of things

I hear they're good at nipple play terrible I hear babies are good at nipple play Now I don't know this for a fact I've just heard that they can they can latch Fair enough I've heard that babies can latch Fair enough okay So I actually

Watch my sister breastfeed for a couple of dollars And I agree with you That was a Dave a towel joke Oh was it okay So I was watching my sister breastfeed for a couple bucks And it's funny when he says it It's funny when he says it It is she gave birth and

prison of the child was placed into the custody of family members and hopefully kept away from her for a while. So she is in jail. Holy shit. That's fucking crazy. It's very creepy. That's a, that's a creep. That's somebody we would consider a creep on the show. Yeah, that is a four-star creep. Yeah, she's a scum. Should we start doing, should we start like a rating system for grapes? There's too many things we have to do on this show. But we can just for our own lingo. Oh my gosh. All right. Yes. Let's come up with the rating system. and I want to see on the tiers what qualifies for each tier. Okay.

I will take your suggestion. Carl, I'm going to show you a video. Yes. I'm not going to tell you what's going on in this video. I'm going to show you the video, and then I'm going to tell you what happened. Ladies and gentlemen, there is a warning on this. This is, I kept it on because it's not nice. Okay.

All right, so we're looking at a big apartment building. And there's a child screaming. There's a child screaming. And there's a man just walking slowly, looking up towards. the building. Yep. Towards the woman or the child that's screaming. We can't see the child screaming.

It's got to be above the fifth floor because we don't see the first five floors. And then the guy looks a little concerned. And now he's running up the stairs. Now there's this woman who's getting into an elevator and a pink shirt. And she's just looks kind of nonchalant, right? Kind of cash? Well, she looks like she's going somewhere. Like she's kind of impatient.

I think she might be wearing crocks. I can't tell from this angle. No, no, no, those are crocs. No, sandals. the sandals. And now she has a baby that she's holding and carrying. Oh, boy. And she's just holding the baby. Looks like a doll. Yeah, it looks like a doll. Baby ain't moving. Kid ain't moving. Yeah, like a doll. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, flopping it around. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Yeah, this is a big, uh-oh, what happened here. All right. So what do we, what do we got here,

Benny? Okay. We, we hear a child screaming, and then we see a mom going down, an elevator, and then coming back up with a motionless baby. What are we talking about? fucking Russia, man Yeah That woman's name is Anna Ron Zakina And that man was a witness to This woman

Taking her baby Her three-year-old daughter And hanging her by her shirt Out over the balcony As punishment for misbehaving No, we were just playing Blanket, let's just play Well

Here's the thing Yeah shirt didn't hold oh and that kid went 60 feet straight down to the concrete so her thought was to go down there and shake the kid to bring it back to life it's not a stereo she went down there side and have it like work again this mother this dude saw what happened yeah and saw the kid like hit the ground and he ran and got help and called 911 the mom didn't wait there for help she grabbed the kid and tried to hide it. That's why she went out there, picked up the kid,

walked back into the elevator with the lifeless child, got in the elevator, and took it back up to her house. So this is the Russian Casey Anthony is what we're seeing here. Question for you, Vinnie. Yeah. You saw what the mom looks like. I did. Would you hit that?

With a bus. All right. All right. I don't know. I mean, she was a single mother. Now you got that out of the. way so neighbors were like what the fuck happened what the fuck happened as she's like trying to bring the baby back and she goes she did it herself she fell herself right she i told her not to yeah she

climbed over the railing and just jumped that guy at the seed saw her dangling the fucking baby yeah and that is the ripped shirt so ruskina is 23 years old and she's accused of the murder has been arrested she faces up to 21 years in jail if she'll be in her 40s by that They should run her out sooner than that. Oh, dude. Dude, Russian woman at 40. That's been in prison for 21 years. I want to hear the 911 call from when she's at a bar in the future

and getting into fights with people throwing drinks out of her. That's funny. I guess that is the scub parade for this week, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you enjoyed the show. Carl, did you have a nice time today? I had a wonderful time with you today, Vinnie, surprisingly. Don't forget to join me for the Vinteenth celebration. So weird.

And we're going to do the... Who are these creeps? Episode two coming up Wednesday. That was impressive. Coming up on Wednesday, it's a good time to be a Patreon member. Don't forget to join up this week, and we're going to have some fun with you. So, Carl, without any further ado, it's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice.

Gagia! I don't like that talk. Go on, go. Go into the ham. And take the carving night and stand me here. Here! Dang. Oh, I got plenty of shame. Push me out.

This is stupid. Peckers.