The Creep Off - Episode 75: About Creeps, by Creeps, for Creeps

Episode Date: August 9, 2021

This week the boys dig their toes into the pacific sand and make their nominations for the biggest creep from the land of the rising sun: In the Scum Parade we meet an amateur photographer, A man who forgot his password and we break the story on a very very naughty notable WATP discord contributor. This one was tough

Wowie, wow, wow, wow. Whoa, let's avoid talking about this until the end of the show. Yeah. If you don't mind. Oh, 100%. I'd like to try to do a normal show, and then we can get into it. If that's possible. You almost want to just go home, don't you?

I wish I was still in my bed. I'm going to Shane Gillis you. Why are we doing this so early? I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. That ain't funny. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola! Creepos! Welcome to The Creep-Off, a show about creeps, by creeps, and literally four creeps now.

Okay, welcome to the show. It's episode 75. Today, Carl and I are going to explore the land of the rising sun and give you our nominations for the biggest creep from Japan. That's correct. Yeah. Last week, we had Olympians, and of course, the Olympics is taking place in Japan. So there's a theme here, people. We're not just making this shit up. There's stuff going on. Well, technically the people could have picked, like, Russia or China. True. But they did pick Japan. We did give them. And honestly, I think we should do China next week because a couple people made a good point on Twitter. They said China is infinitely more fascinating than Japan. Well, there's a lot more people.

if you're looking for creeps chances are you going to find more of them in China. A lot of a lot of shenanigans in China. I would imagine so. I would imagine. You know, Mike Barry was in the Navy, right? And he was in China and he said he watched a lady get murdered on a dock by like Chinese

forces he was trying to defect and get to the American ship so they fucking just straight up killed her. You know what? That's odd because I always say communism just works. That's what I love about communism. It just works. It just feels right. So I'm surprised something like that would happen over in China. Yeah.

I think you and I should march. Let's go march. Did we introduce ourselves or anything? I don't feel like we haven't. No, we're just, we're a mess today, folks. Forgive us. My name is Vinny. Power of power too sweet to be sour.

The people's champion. Vinny's Bar-N-N-A-now. And this is my co-host. That is one big pile of shit. It's Carl. Hey, Vinny. What's happening, buddy? Let's start talking about creep, shall we?

Let's talk about the results. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Fucked weekend. So I'm ready to get into this. Let's know we got to do the results. Yep.

Last week we had creepiest Olympic whatever. Yep. And I picked an Olympian, a special Olympics coach who butt-fucked in an athlete. You know what's weird about that? I was thinking about it after you did that story. And the fact that he told the police that they made out. That's what my point was last week? Yeah.

I feel like that's worse. If I was a cop and I was like, wait, did you sexually assault that retarded gentleman? He'd be like, yeah. Oh, okay. That makes sense. But if you're like, no, we just made out, I'd be like, oh, ugh. That's, sir, that's not cool. Hold on a second. That's not good. Hold on a second. I need to call my supervisor to find out if I'm, if I either need to arrest you or beat you with a club. I'm not sure. Right. I'm not sure what to do about that. Either way, sir. I don't approve. I announce it. Here's the results. All right, so it looks like 54% of the vote went to

Carl! It's not getting her. Yeah, baby. The winning street continues. That means I have a solid lead now of four to two in this round. And Vinny, wow, you could be spinning a wheel next week.

This is game point. And I have to tell you, buddy, you haven't even finished your consequence from the last time you lost. Either of you, Dickhead. I know, I know. And, uh... We gotta get on this.

Well, I actually have... The next Creeps and Roses episode is tomorrow at noon. Same time today. Excellent. Yes, I have a all-star-studded cast. Can people listen online? Yes, we're gonna do it, we're gonna stream it live. In studio, you're ready for this?

All right, what do we got? Okay. Sorry everybody. Yeah, well, what are you doing? Mike Barry returning. Mike Barry, yep. Yep. Justin Brown.

Justin Brown is gonna be on it. Are you forced... He's not gonna do the homework. He's not gonna watch. Well, he's gonna watch. with the clips, and he's going to probably be really high on something. I don't know Justin Brown that well, but one thing

that strikes me about him is he's not a guy who's doing a lot of homework. Correct. Okay. And that sitting next to him. But he's very funny. By the way, he was the feature for Shane Gillis. Yeah. He had a good weekend. He's hilarious. He and I... I've known Justin forever, and he and I hung out after the show, and I was telling

I said, I got a Bachelor podcast. He ought to be out. He's like, yeah, dude. He has no idea what he's getting himself in him. Yeah, and... But Justin Brown, people in our sub-write aren't big fans of his, but I think he's a very good stand-up comedian.

He's a funny comic. He's a funny guy. We'll see how he does tomorrow. And then replacing PJ on the show tomorrow is my pal R.J. Purpura. Never been on the creep-off before. Came in second

in the funniest person in Rochester contest a while ago. And a very funny guy, so you'll see. That seems like too many people, to be honest with you. But okay, good luck with that. Oh, yeah. And Casey might Skype in. Yeah. Casey's internet sounds amazing

I always love when she calls in to Who Are These Podcasts? Because it gives me an extra 30 minutes of editing time In Post, which is a lot of fun Yeah It's just fucking noises It's just Yeah, it's like a modem

Yeah So yeah that'll be fun, good It was like back to the days when Carl was trying to download porn And his sister wanted to use the phone Yes, yes I'm like only got one titty It says I got right up to above the nipple

Jesus Christ This Photoshop of Jennifer Anderson's tinnies He'll never come out All right Ladies and gentlemen It's time to start the fucking show Since you won and you're on game point Why don't you go ahead

Rumble All right So creepiest Japanese person I submit Sutomu Miyazaki Tell me more He was born with a deformity.

Tsutomu was born with a defect in his hands that prevented his wrists from moving upward. It's genuinely very bad luck, as it's a very rare birth defect with only about 150 cases in the whole country. His family considered surgery, but they were told that, even with the surgery, only about one in 100 cases would see any sort of recovery. Interesting. I'd still take that over the club feet. Oh, okay. I see what you did there. His hands are fucking They're so bizarre

His fingers are really long His thumb like wraps around On the one side Not only was it hard for him to use them But they looked like the hands of Nostferatu Long and thin and gnarled And utterly creepy looking Like Mr. Burns' fingers?

Way worse, but yeah Ugh Really gross So that didn't help him make friends He didn't have a lot of friends When he was growing up I'd have him steal candy for me So what he did

creepy fingers what he did was he got in i don't think you'd want to eat the candy if he touched it that's pretty creepy do they make gloves for mutants no for spider finger mutants bitty the answer is no okay i've looked on amazon they do not yeah uh they barely make shoes for me there's a whole crock store dickhead so that's true you gotta go to syracuse to get to it uh we'll get to our sponsor later many i know you want to jump the gun all that sweet syracuse money coming in. He got into video tapes a lot. He was like trading videos. He was in this club where they're all

trading videos with each other and stuff. Yeah. And anime. They loved him because he could just put his little pinky finger in the thing and just rewind a tape real quick. He soon graduated from comics and horror movies to watching Japanese pornography. It was later discovered he had amassed over 5,763

of these screamatelic videos, and as weird as they can be, it wasn't enough. And soon he was into anime and illegal films whose victims were children. He once said about normal Japanese pornography, they black out the most important part. Oh, no. So, it's a good point. Oh, hold on.

Hold on. Yes, they do. It's a good point. There are very repressed people, the more I learn about this. It's weird, yeah. Yeah, but my question is a screamadelic. Is that like one of George Clinton's bands? Like, what is screamadelic? Did he, like, lose the rights to

fucking Dalek again? Yeah, Screamadelic is like the metal version. Right. Bootsy Collins was not in it. So his parents, they didn't really pay much attention to him. He had two sisters. He didn't get along very well. How could you not pay attention to the spindly-fingered kid at the quarter? Well, he actually grew up in a very wealthy family.

His dad owned the newspaper. They were very wealthy, very well-to-do, very highly regarded in the community. And he loved his grandfather. You think they had to, like, hide his hands from everybody? I think so. I think they were ashamed. Did they have to, like, cut holes in his pocket? so that his fingers would fit.

Yes. Put your hands in your pockets. So like his dirty little hands. And actually, I didn't even think about this. But think about him jerking out with that tiny little Japanese penis of these giant hands. That must have been like really ridiculous. It's like trying to grab something with like tweezers. It's like that, it's like that game when you're trying to like grab the stuffed animal.

Oh no. The crane thing. Oh, no. All right. Let's get through this, please. So he was very close with his grandfather, who unfortunately passed away. in 1988. It was in May of

1988 that Miyazaki's grandfather passed away. The only person he really genuinely seemed to like. After the funeral, Miyazaki would eat a portion of his ashes in order to keep a piece of him

with him. Okay. Okay. I would have snorted it, but... Isn't that what Keith Richards did? Did he? Yeah, he snorted his dad. He wrote about it in his book.

Oh, Keith Richards is a fucking weird. though. Yeah. Yeah. All of favor. Still going, though. This is him and his relationship with his family. Things went downhill after the death of grandpa. On one occasion, Miyazaki was caught spying on one of his sisters as she showered. She expressed her concern, and rather than apologize, he beat her up. His mother admonished him for crime one and crime two, and so he beat her up too. He beat up his sister and his mom. I don't know if that hit me his heart is just the guy reading this. And then he beat her up. up. He's got a great delivery.

Great delivery. I like this guy. I would subscribe to that channel. So wait a second. The sisters in the shower and she sees like fucking Nospheratu fucking fingers on the curtain like psycho. Oh no, the camera. This guy's videotaping and photographing everything. The Japanese in the

80s, people might not realize this, obsessed with photos. Yeah. They were taking pictures of everything all the time. They did win the digital imaging wars. They did. They did. And it was almost actually I believe a stereotype

what do you think about Japanese people and their cameras really into it I don't understand the reference On August 22nd 1988 Miyazaki abducted a four-year-old from a park in Tokyo He took her to a quiet spot

under a bridge and the two chatted for around 30 minutes he then strangled her and proceeded to engage in sexual acts with her corpse He stripped her and took home her clothes Um So he murdered and raped a

four-year-old. Right. In that order. Yeah, yeah, I caught it. I caught it. Yes. So he... I like that they had a 30-minute conversation, though. I don't have to know what that was about. Probably cameras. All right. Well, that's not good. This is getting heinous. This is getting a bit heinous. Yeah, this one, this went down here from like peeping on his sister. Yeah. Like beating up his sister now seems kind of like fun. Beating up his sister, beating up his mother. Yeah. Yeah. Now that seems like kind of cool and fun compared to this well like this guy was just

doing fonsy shit it gets worse now keep in mind Japan does not have a lot of crime they are not especially in the 80s they're not concerned about children being out by themselves or walking to school it's not a big deal yeah

because there aren't people like this yeah that exist in Japan except for this guy I believe they get cold yeah he would check on the body every now and then During this time, he would call the victim's family repeatedly, saying nothing and breathing heavily into the receiver. They tried their best to ignore the calls, but the phone would continue ringing for 20 minutes

of the time all day. After a few days, he then returned to the body, where he removed the hands and feet. He took them home, keeping them in his closet. He burned the rest of the body, ground it down into powder, and mailed the act. to her family, along with a few teeth and photos of her clothes. Attached was a postcard saying, Mari, cremated, bones, investigate, prove. Uh, that's a dick move.

You murdered the daughter, and now you're going to torment the family over it? Listen, I am not nice. I am not kind. This guy's a creep, but remember like the first or second episode of this show we ever did? I go, what is it creep? I don't even know. Yeah, this is it. Sure.

This is it. Absolutely. You murder, rape, a four-year-old. Cut off her hands and feet. Keep that shit. Bird the rest of the body and send the ashes to the parents going, and creepy phone calls. Which, by the way, I'm going to defend them on.

When you have long, creepy, spindly fingers, if you could dial a phone, God bless you. He could dial a phone from the other room. What are you talking about? He's lousy with dialing phones. He's doing the old rotary. Well, it didn't stop there, Vinny. It didn't stop there.

Soon after, he did the same with a seven-year-old girl who had been walking around by her. Again, he engaged in necrophilia, and he did that at the exact same spot where he had done it before. He kept the clothes again, presumably for later gratification. He took his third victim, another four-year-old, just a couple of months after. He drove her to the prefecture of Saitima to a parking lot and took photos of her while she was alive. He dumped her body there and left her clothes close by in a green area. Again, he sent the parents a postcard, but this time he used letters cut out from magazines.

So apparently his handwriting was such that it was unique, which you'd understand. Yeah. Although if you can fucking write anything. Because he can't hold a pencil and he had to write with his fucking toes. Yeah. If you can write anything in Japanese, I'm pretty sure that you could be a brain surgeon in the U.S. It's impressive. It's not an easy thing to learn.

It's not. It's like you're drawing pictures, and I suck at drawing. You know what I always thought was interesting is how people always say, like, English is the hardest language to learn. I'm like, no. Have you seen this? Yeah. Have you people seen this? Have you seen Japanese?

Yeah. They have 5,000 letters in their alphabets. 5,000. Yeah. Like, we had to learn 26, and I was like, ah, I don't know if I can get through all of these. All right. So the third victim, you heard, another 4-year-old. Apparently, this girl had it coming.

It was at this point that Erica began to grumble at him and give him that look. The look of disgust and hatred that he would get from his own sisters. once she started to scream he kicked her in what he described as the area around her heart he then strangled her killed her and drove off he threw away her clothes and left her body in a parking lot he doesn't like the disapproval that look that he got well listen man do i need to be judged all the time when i'm abducting a kid so do i really need to have little miss perfect So there's been three victims so far What's next for this guy? About six months later He took a wandering five-year-old girl from a park He took her to his car,

Killed her, then covered her in a sheet And took her home with him. There he spent two days molesting the dead girl And he took photos and videos of this All right, well, good thing he's capturing all of this On video and photographs, that's always helpful By way, back then you had to get film processed You had to take it to a place

People see the photos If you were into this dude's kind of kinky You had to know a guy. No shit. Yeah. Well, could it get worse, Minnie? Could it get worse? It does.

When it began to rot, he cut it into pieces and disposed of it in a nearby cemetery and in the hills near his house. He kept one hand, eventually eating pieces of it and drinking the blood. After a few weeks, he began to fear that the body would be too easy to find. So he went back, gathered the pieces, and hid them in his closet back home. Yeah, never find him there. Yeah, wow. They dead. So, this guy is now eating,

the victims, drinking blood. And he won't shut up about it. In February, he put some of the remains of his first victim into a box and mailed it to a local newspaper, along with a letter anonymously admitting to the crime. In March, he would write a letter admitting to the second crime as well. along with sending a letter to the victim's family. This guy needed a lot of attention, apparently.

Well, his family didn't pay him any. Yeah, right, exactly. So he needed a lot of attention. So somebody was just nice to old spindle fingers. Yes, grandpa. Because it was after his grandpa passed away that he became this lunatic. What did this grandpa have to tell this kid every day? I don't know.

Like, could you imagine the conversation's like, no, don't kill that little girl. We're going to go get ice cream. Don't eat the cat. The cat is our friend Right. What are the conversations that the grandpa's having that the parents aren't? I don't know, man. Fortunately, he was caught

before he did anything to the fifth victim by the potential fifth victim's father. He got caught soon after this when he was attempting to insert a zoom lens of a camera inside a young girl's vagina. What? Yes. The father witnessed this. What? Beat the living hell out of this guy. Which was great

So the guy had had his car there And the father beat up so bad that he had to run away He ran home So then the police He was trying to fumble with his car keys I'm just going to get him because of his fucking figure So then the police Guess what they did?

What? Waited by the car For him to come back to it So a couple of plain clothes Policemen simply waited around by his car For him to come back and get it which he did and he was promptly arrested. Dummy.

Could you describe them to us? Yeah. You know, Slender Man? He could have been in a fantastic for. In a different world we've been a fantastic for. Now, this is the most Japanese part of this story. You're ready for this? This is very predictable.

They put him on a TV game show. Close. In true Japanese style, the father took his own life a few years later after this huge loss of honor. Yeah, good. You did a bad job. You really did.

You didn't do a good job. He didn't do a good job. I'm not saying you had to die for it, but that was your choice. So Vinny, we've already heard that four little girls have been murdered and he's had sex with their corpses and he ate one of them and could it get worse than that. It turned out he hurt animals, as many serial killers do before they turn their attention to human flesh. he strangled his pet dog to death and killed two cats, one of which

he boiled to death. Boiled a cat! Shit, I should have started with that! Crazy! That would be a terrible thing to have to do with really long skinny fingers is try to subdue a cat and get it into a boiling pot. Because it's got so much to bite down on

and claw at those giant hands. He probably just thought he was getting a bath. He's probably excited about it and jumping into the pot. I don't want to talk about it, Vinny. I don't want to talk about boiling cats anymore. Can we not? all right

can we just not Carl's gonna be done after this episode folks I'm not even kidding I'm this might be my tap out moment all right here all right so

he was convicted they tried to pull these crazy card he had no remorse he was totally fine with he actually enjoyed the court trial he was like

hey look at me I'm a celebrity everyone's looking at me he's excited this big finally waving at the camera for the first time with his E.T.

hand His death sentence was upheld and Miyazaki was hanged on June 17, 2008. Yay! He was hanged in 2008. They still do hangings over in Japan. Did you know that?

No, but that's awesome. That's pretty neat. I'm good with it. I'm fine with that. It took him a while. He was doing the shit in 88, and then in 2008, they finally did something about it. But hey, that's a fun end of this story. So that's my creep this week.

Thank you to Alex. And Sutomu Miyazaki. I gore sent you that story? Yes. He did. Oh, that bastard Yeah, he's a good guy That rap bastard

I do like Alex He's a good guy Thank you so much I had a fun chat with Kyle last night Oh yeah I was trying to pick My creep

What's going on With our buddy Kaye Oh no We were just chatting And he told me Not to go With the person That I picked

But I really don't I really don't I had to pick somebody Who is so devious and evil That all we know him by

Is his evil Last Name Okay My creep ladies and gentlemen the valet to Yoko Zuna, Mr. Fuji. Okay. That bastard. Mr. Fuji, all right.

Brett, the hitman heart, walked into the fabulous Caesar's Palace for WrestleMania and Ted. Everybody drink. With the heavyweight championship. Kaya was right. And when Brett had been beaten mercilessly, the excellence of execution stood up and fought off the 500-pound behemoth, knocked him over, and got him into the sharpshooter. And here's what happened, Carl. Please look at your screen. Hit men, hit men.

Powder to the eyes. And the referee didn't see it, Carl. That is some cheating right there. My heart was broken. That was some cheating. And I also heard that after this, he married Vick's mother. It's the same guy, no shit. Okay, it's not, my creep is not really...

Oh, damn, I was hoping it was. I was like, yes. I just felt like we need a little palate cleanse. Okay, good. We need some pallet cleansing today. I mean, God forbid, we wouldn't talk about wrestling for the entire episode. God forbid. I won't allow it.

My creep this week. Yeah. The Japanese ladies. Her name is Mi Yuki Ishikawa. Okay. Now, uh, I think we know that things in Japan weren't all. that great in the late 40s, yeah. They were up to some shit over there.

Well, they were trying to survive after we bombed them. Well, no, but Vinny, there were people for 20 years after that still fighting the war. They were a deranged society at that time. Well, let's not feel bad for the Japanese. They were fucked. Prepare to not feel bad, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I mean, listen, I know I'm Germans, so I might sound like I'm biased on this one. I'm trying to deflect.

I'm not trying to deploy The Japanese were pretty fucked Now I'm just going to say something here Yeah I was going to pick your guy But you texted me first Yes that's why I never do this too And I texted Vinny and actually

He did WATP a day early He got out of the creep off a day early And he texted me goes I picked this guy And I went motherfucker Boom boom So I sent Kai and I were going back and forth On people And then I found this story

Late last night Okay This is a society that really didn't have a lot of things figured out at this point. And that's the only reason this was able to happen. Miyuki was a midwife, okay? And she ended up working at the Kodobuki Maternity Hospital in Tokyo. Now, she ended up being promoted and promoted, and she became the director.

So she's in charge of the whole place. Yeah, okay. She's the director of maternity at a time when food and space, were at a premium Carl. Yeah. Abortion wasn't legal at the time. Okay. Many couples were having kids they weren't able to financially take care of.

And our girl, Miyuki, saw this and also knew that charitable donations were not rolling in. So she came up with the plan to solve this problem. Great. Yeah. She's a real go-getter. I like problem-solvers. She's a go-getter. Don't come to me with problems. Come to me with

solutions, what I always say. Not only did she come up with the solution, Carl. She came up with a solution that would make her and a couple of her pals a little bit of a little bit of cake on the side yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah women were coming in and giving birth and abandoning their kids at the hospital because they just didn't have the means to take care of them yeah so uh her solution was if you don't feed them yeah you know the problem solves itself correct yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well she turned that into a business okay not feeding children is her business. By the way, I also do that. I also do not feed children. These women were coming

in. They knew they didn't have the means. And her husband would go to them and say, hey, listen, you're going to come into the hospital, you're going to have the baby, you don't want to have it. You're going to pay us. We got you. They would pay them. She would pay a doctor that worked there because she was in charge. She would pay this doctor to falsify death certificates for babies. and they just had a room full of children, little newborn babies, that they let starve to death. Oh, my.

We're talking hundreds of babies, Carl. Yeah. They let, I just want you to sit, this is a good. What do that smell like? Not good. I can't imagine that was good. Here's what happens.

The problem is when you're just letting newborn starve by the barrelful. Yeah. What's the problem with that, but he's playing? You run out of room because you're a hospital. You're in a hospital, right? Yeah, yeah, right. So you got to figure out how to get rid of them.

So, like, what do you do? Do you bury them somewhere? And one night, two police officers walking and patrolling in the neighborhood of the hospital, discover the corpses of five newborn babies wrapped up in blankets that very clearly belonged to the hospital. And it wasn't even prom season. So they were very suspicious. January. It was January.

about this. The winter ball maybe. I mean, you'd find four or five corpses around in May but. Right. So the cops started investigating this. They get to the hospital and they very quickly discover what's happening because there's room full of

starving. Yeah, a lot of evidence. There's a lot of evidence. And there were nurses there who knew this was going on. I would imagine a lot of people knew it was going on. And they quit. Okay. And they never reported her. Interesting. Why is that? Because they were just like, fucking society sucks yeah yeah the japanese are very different than us yeah very different so

it turns out that they were also paying a mortician and a guy who ran a temple to hide the bodies over there after this they go to a mortician's house they found 40 dead babies okay they go to the temple they found another 30 dead babies now they got arrested quickly but they started arguing in the press with the media that they weren't the ones who did anything wrong here. Okay. We didn't do anything. All we did was not feed them. Yeah, that would be the problem.

The parents abandoned them. It was the parents job to feed the babies. Honestly, you could make... These fucking jailhouse lawyers. You can make that argument. They did. The parents are, you know, kind of in with us. They did. Yeah. And they were let out of jail

while the police were still investigating it. Interesting. And then they found more babies. Yeah. A hundred 169 children that they were able to tie to these two. 69. 169, Carl. Yeah. And they had to be

arrested again. And the Japanese courts didn't really give a fuck because they were like what are they going to do with these babies anyway? Would you like to know how much time? The Japanese courts are like, who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? They absolutely were. Japanese struggling with these people. They absolutely were. They

starved hundreds of babies to death. Yeah. And they go in for the court. the court was like, listen, here's the deal. We're going to find you guilty of a crime of omission. Okay. Basically, your crime was just not doing

what you probably should have done. Sure. But it technically wasn't your job. It was the parents' job. That technicality fucking worked. They were found guilty of the crime of omission. She was sentenced to eight years in prison. The doctor and her husband were both

sentenced to six years in prison. Then they appealed. And they got their sentences cut in half. Good for them. They got three and she got four years. Lawyer up. She got out of prison. Isn't that the thing we always talk about in the show? These idiots don't lawyer up. They're always incriminating themselves. Like, you got to have a defense. Yeah. Nice. Hundreds of babies they let starve to death, Carl. That's what my point is. Yeah. Hundreds of babies they let starve to death. They were just like, meh. And when the kids were. They just stacked them. They just threw them in the fucking floor in a room. When the kids were crying for milk and food.

and water. They were just like, lick, lick, lick my balls. Yes, they were. Yeah. That is my creep this week. All right. That's pretty good. Uh, Mioki Ishikawa. Ladies and gentlemen, she's a late term abortionist. Very late term. A very late term. Abortionist. All right. Voviti. Thank you. So, all right, so four years in, in jail was what your, your, my, my, my creep was hanged. Mass murder. Mass murder. My creep was hanged. A mass murderer. God, the death battle, the year, creep got four years. All right, well, we'll go to the creepopop.com and vote for who you think is the bigger creep.

Mass murder. Middy, baby. Minis-spinny, baby. Mass-fucking murder. All right. We're going to be voicemails this week. They're brought to us by our good friends in Syracuse. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.

The university's women's basketball coach, Quentin Hillsman, was recently fired due to bullying. After a thorough investigation, the administration was shocked to learn that they were still paying for women's basketball. See you in Syracuse. Very well done. Hey, guys. I just wanted to thank Vinnie for mentioning my friend Eric in the show. Vinny, I think

you're really funny and totally not fat at all. Look out. A black little spider. I'll get it. Okay. I don't get it, but it's South Park reference, right? Is that what that was? Okay. Next. Every episode, the biggest creep, it's obvious. It's Vinny Pee Cups.

How dare you? What kind of man who's in his late 30s, a fat sack of shit? It's wrestling dolls. It's so thirsty to get listeners for this half-ass shilly podcast. Pathetic, creep of the week. Anytime Vinny Pee cups mentions Carl, well, anything's mention the creep-off. Why ain't come out the creep-off? Cringe of the week, right? They used that fuck.

Agreed. Agreed. And if you could hear it, how many times it happens off the air? my response to that is did you talk to Coomia about the Creep-off? I didn't. I didn't bring it up. Did you go up a conversation? I understand. It just didn't come up. Late episode, by the way.

Thank you, buddy. I listened to it. It was very good. Who are these podcasts this week? We had Anthony Coomia and reliving Jocktober. So you didn't plug your show on your show. Okay. Good. Keep moving. Vinny, did I call in this week? No.

Interesting, because you called in. I called it. Yeah, you called Edna. I don't remember that. Hey, Carl, it's me of me. That's me. I was thinking about my good friend, Andrew Cuomo, and people have him all the wrong. He's just an Italian, like myself.

Hey, we're all passionate people. Whoa, whoa. Just the same. Also, feel free to have the rest of my creep off Patreon money for the rest of Biden's Primm. I don't remember saying that. Nice. I know I didn't say.

To you, a child, pegas. Now, hold on a second. Thank you. Vindy, that was really sweet. That's a nice gesture. How fucking wild is it that Cuomo, like the attorney general does an investigation into him, comes back and says, yeah, he did it.

It's pretty credible. And his response is, I'm a Italian. No, his response is a video montage of it being a creep with everybody. See, look at me. I'm an asshole with everyone. That's the worst defense ever. This guy, I really hope that he's charged with crimes.

I want this guy to go to jail. Oh, my God. You were living your best week ever until this weekend, word show. Yes, yes. What's happening to Cuomo? And my favorite part is this, many. President Joe Biden, all right? He's the president of the United States.

You would think he would be like Andrew's boss, right? Because he's like, he's like all of our boss. He's the president. He goes, Cuomo, you need to resign. and Cuomo goes, nah. Now, I'm going to stay right where I am. I'm good. You're done.

Andrew, it's done. It's over. It's like fucking John Ramble. Nothing is over. You can't just turn it off. I'm the governor. It's over, buddy. You thought, it's so funny because a year ago at this time, he's going to be the next president.

This guy is amazing. Do you remember what? Powerpoint slides. He's got charts. He's the greatest governor of all time. And now they're like, buddy, you might be going. to prison. So hold

out a second. I love it. Do you know how everybody predicted that Trump was going to be dragged on the White House Cricky and it might be

Cuomo. It's Cuomo. It's going to Quobo might end up dragged out. Dude, we're going to impeach you. Are you going to

make us go through with this? Because we don't want to. I love to. I was watching Anthony Kubia's show. He's like, well, if he

resigns, then who is the lieutenant governor? I'm not even sure who it is. Kathy Hocel. And they pull up, they pull up Kathy O'Call, and he goes, that's his wife, the lieutenant governors. Oh, this isn't good.

Oh, she sucks, too. Got luck, everybody. I know, I know. She really sucks. I know. Let's leave the state, Minnie. Can we please? Where do you want to go?

North Carolina? We're going to South Carolina with your buddy Anthony? I might go to South Carolina to live with Aunt and Missy or we go to Florida or Texas. I hear Austin has a comedy scene now. I don't know. Mike Barry has some stories about Austin. He didn't like it much. He wandered in a bunch of shit hole.

Let me tell you what he says. He says on multiple occasions he walked in on like in parks, gay orgies. Oh. Yeah. He says people are just fucking all over the parks. What's the bad part? What's the bad part? Austin, though.

Because you said that they were, they were bad. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time for a scum parade. I got a couple more voicemails. Everybody's beat me to me today. This is the biggest fucking scandal since the fucking 20. 20 election. I'm convinced

Vinnie, he's dogless on left and right. All of his fucking supporters, all of Vinny's, you know, whatever, fat Italian followers, they're racist, they're terrible for this country. They're ruining everything. Yep. They're stealing elections.

Yep. I know he's, I've heard the Russians that he's cluding with on the last episode. Correct. I heard from the Chinese prime minister called in when that it confirmed that Vinny's colluding. Yep. Carl, get a hold of.

your fucking show, man. They're ruining the creep off, and Vinny's people are ruining the country. He's dog whistling, and he's got racist, running, rampant. Take care of it, please. Because I'm starting to panic. I'm pulling my hair out over here. I know. Me too, buddy. I know.

I'm trying. There's no dog whistles here. Vinnie's fat pits. Vinnie Pete Pitts needs to go to fucking Gitmo. That's what I need to see happen. So I can turn my fucking TV off. All right. Make it fucking happen. Please.

By the way, that voicemail is going to get played. I want everyone to listen to me. I want you to listen to me right now, everybody. I do not want you to cheat for me. Excelsior. True believers. Do not cheat for Vinny. Excellio.

His back maybe up against the wall. Dog Whistle! Dog Whistle! But I do not think that cheating for me is going to solve anything, except maybe give me another opportunity next week to get more points. All right. Excelsio. Two believers.

Last voice, Mal here. Dog whistle, dog whistle. Vinnie's one big 600 pound fat Italian dog whistle. You're calling the troops up. We all get it.

That's so. I mean, that's not funny. Let's not, let's not do that. You think it's funny? And you laughing? Don't fucking laugh again.

Call me Fatso. What is this, like 1976? Because Vinny's a queen. A bubble bud. Fuck you, did it. And Carl's a weirdo. I'm not kidding around.

They're both a generous psychopaths with no business to civilize society. And they're going to take you on a scum parade. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the scum parade. We're going to start in Middlesboro, Kentucky. A Bell County man was charged Monday in a 2020 case. of video voyeurism in a hospital restroom. The one place where you think you're safe.

It's not from COVID, but... It's not a place where I get horned up. I can tell you that. Hospital restrooms are not a place where I can't contain myself. Just watching people's like cancer shits. Oh, cancer shits. The initial report was taken January 17th, 2020, after his cell phone was found under a sink in a restroom

at Middlesboro, Arkansas, or A.R.H. Hospital. This is Kentucky. According to the report, cell phone had a motion-activated app that was, when triggered, would supply the installer live footage. On Monday, August 2nd, 2021, the cell phone owner, 49-year-old Carl Rains was contacted at his home, taken to police headquarters in Middlesbrough, where he admitted to investigators he worked in maintenance at the hospital and, quote, watched three women use the restroom while

the cell phone was there. So I see stories like this, and I think maybe the Amish are onto something. because think about it, after 1850, has anything been invented that's made our lives better? On Frontier Airlines last week, they had a duct tape a guy to his seat. Okay. Because he was so

un-fucking ruling. You have this all wrong. I think the Amish are honest, let's have this. Cell phones out of the hands of people. You are so wrong, but maybe the cell phones need to be gone, but back in the old days, if we were doing this Amish style, you're hiding in the fucking outhouse. Like, to see

this. So this did, technically, technology did make this better. You were digging another hole in the outhouse and crawling into it. Yes. It might not be the view you wanted. You're not getting the view from under the sink. You're getting the view from under the spigot. I went to, my band played a music festival this past weekend, and they're port-a-johns there.

It was out in the country. Can people stop shitting in port-a-jones, please? It's gross. it doesn't go anywhere It just sits there Yeah, it's fun It's just piles of shit On top of each other

Yeah, it's fun to shit on other people's shit Isn't it? And then I don't know how to breathe When I'm inside it Tinkling as you do Because you breathe through your nose And you smell it But you breathe through your mouth

And you're eating it So it's It's a weird predicament to be in Anyway So this fucking guy Video voyeurism is a class D felony That carries a sentence of five to ten years That's pretty hefty penalty

For watching a number two Yeah, I mean, lock him up forever. I don't have any remorse for this guy. I don't have any remorse for someone. By the way, if I leave my phone somewhere, that freaks me the fuck out. Like, the last thing I want to do is leave my phone at work. Like, fuck, my phone. This guy's like, oh, just leave my phone here.

Yeah, this will be great. But this thing was like mounted. Yeah, I know. Yeah, this guy's a fucking piece of shit. Yeah. So you want to go down to Georgia, Carl? Let's go to Georgia. Rex Georgia.

Police say a Georgia man shot his girlfriend during an argument. Okay. Do you want to know what the argument was about? What was it about? Motherfucker couldn't remember his goddamn password for his unemployment account. Oh, well, then why didn't she give it to him? Wouldn't that have solved the conflict? Yeah, well, let me tell you what you did.

I don't understand. So she's like, oh, I'm the victim. Yeah. Because I wouldn't give him his password for the unemployment website. Yeah. But why didn't you give him the password? Yeah. Well, he did what any of us would do with that situation.

He shot her four times in the arm. Yeah. Yeah. With their newborn baby in the house. Yep. And he grabbed, she grabbed the child and ran from the house. By the time... Don't grab the child.

You're the one getting shot at. You're going to get the baby killed, you idiots. Human shield, human shield. Is she the idiot, Carl? You're looking at everything all wrong. Am I? Yes. Put the baby in front of you and run.

Right at him. Captain America style. Flip that fucking baby at that guy like it was the shield. Yes. Just throw it right at his face. So the women told the police what happened. He was arrested. The cops said he was under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

And they arrested him. Could you believe it on charges of aggravated assault? So I hate this thing where it's like, oh, he was under the influence of drugs and alcohol. We all are. I don't like that that's an excuse for doing something that's ridiculous. Like, I'm under the influence of drugs and alcohol all the time. Try to do this show sober. Yeah, right.

Give it a shot. Oh, try to do the research for this show sober. It's not fun. No, man, I always have just a fucking little scotchy scotch next to my desk. We're always high. And I start on Sunday mornings. We're always drunk. Gone.

And we're never shooting our girlfriends in the arm for passwords. Yeah. So I don't like that excuse. Yeah. And neither one of us are technically employable. But yeah, we make a living. Go figure. Not for much longer.

I wouldn't imagine. Yeah, we're fucked. So that... Someone says trying to listen to the show sober. Right. That's my point. Yeah. The show about drugs, buy drugs for drugs.

Now, uh, let's go to Lincoln, Arkansas, shall we? Yeah, this is a fun story. A 54-year-old woman, Washington County woman, was arrested on Monday on charges of abuse of a corpse and financial identity fraud after her mother was allegedly found dead wrapped in newspaper.

She made her mommy a mummy. Yeah, newspaper mummy. It's fun. Her mommy's a mummy now. And they're shared home in Lincoln, Arkansas. Oh, I wonder what that smelled like. Now, Jeannie Pike is accused of living with the body of her mother, Gloria Pike,

and continuing to use her Social Security disability money that was being deposited into her mother's account every month. Now, the mother's brother lives on the same property. Yes. And he's just like, where's your mom? She's like, out. Well, she has cancer. Where is she?

Is she okay? She's out with her friends. She made excuses up for months. Yeah, she's sleepy today. Finally, the brother contacts the police. The police come and investigate it. And she says, yeah, mom's not here. She wouldn't let the cops.

And she goes, mom's not here. Right. She's out traveling with her friend. Sure. And the cops are like, okay. And they start investigating what's going on. And they start looking at the mom's bank account records and credit card records. Upon subpoena and Gloria Pike, the mother's bank account records, authorities say it showed a transaction July 27th, 2021 at a dollar general.

Okay. Surveillance footage from the store. Do they have other stores there in Arkansas? No. It's only dollar generals. My brother-in-law is the manager of a dollar general. in Alabama. Yeah.

And let me tell you something. That place is hopping. I believe that. That place is hopping. Story checks out. Dude, he's like an eligible bachelor down there. They just bought a big old house. They fucking love him.

He's got Dollar General money. Yeah. In Alabama. Manager, huh? Wow. Mr. Manager. So they found, they viewed her and it's her using her mother's check card at the Dollar General. So they get a search warrant for the house.

The authorities say the house. was a deplorable living conditions, no running water, human shit and urine collected in buckets of jugs all throughout the house. Do you think they had air conditioning going? Yeah, no. In Arkansas summer. You know what this would be an awesome episode of hoarders? I'm

obsessed with the show Hoarders. I used to watch it all the time. And there would be ones where they'd find, like, the woman had a cat that had died five years ago. Yeah. And it was just like, in the carpeting. I was like, get it stuffed. Yeah. And this would be an amazing episode if they had a hoarder and like the mom was just wrapped up

a newspaper. What is this over here? Oh, yeah, I've been meaning to do something with that. I was going to put her on eBay. I mean, we'll figure it out. Yeah, I was going to dedicate to science. I was like, call a lap somewhere.

This is actually a museum. I don't know if you realize that. Yeah. Well, she needed the, she needed me to go to the Dollar General for her. So the newspaper she was wrapped up in were from 2020. Okay.

So she's been there a while. Yeah. And she has not. now been arrested for financial identity fraud and abusive of a corpse. She's being held in the Washington County Detention Center. That's so gross. And the body has been sent to Arkansas State Crime Lab for positive

identification. All right. Now, Carl. Yes. That brings us to the thing that we are very reluctant to talk about. I don't have any notes on this one. I do. You just had to sit back and get serious. Well, this is disturbing. Okay. Vinny brought us to my attention yesterday.

I discovered this yesterday. Yes. and um well just just let's okay let me just start yeah i get uh all sorts of submissions for the creep off and gangrish much appreciated too gangrenously our boy alex sends me just an amazing selection every week yeah there's some weeks where like he has such good stories i use all of them i keep looking but i mean this kid really is good yeah and he sent me this one and i'm looking at i'm going huh that name rings a bell wait alex didn't know who this was nope Oh my god, it's even crazier Carl and I haven't even discussed this yet

So this is my end This is what happened That's even crazier So I'm looking at the story When I'm pulling things out I'm like oh I like the headline for this I might use this Let's read it read the headline

I don't want to read the headline Hold on Let's get it out there Hold on everyone knows what we're talking about Okay Hold on I gotta pull it up Sorry Carl once this is By the way

I'm gonna pull up the actual story This is the comedy portion of the show Is that it did If anyone's looking for for more lulls that that is passed and now we're going to talk about something that is pretty serious I would imagine

yeah I'm just trying to find it I'm sorry I want to make sure I have the proper unprepared boob well I didn't have the actual story pull I have it right there I learned this technique from Gino Bisconti stalling time stalling for time stalling stalling for time

okay here we go Clinton Township man killed girlfriend lived with mutilated remains for seven months prosecutors say this is the headline now I'm looking at this and I'm going

huh that name rings a bell and I'm looking at the mugshot here's the mugshot you got it yeah yeah yeah and I'm looking at the name and I'm looking at the mugshot

I recognize him and then I go huh that name is isn't that the same name as a podcast hitman so podcast hitman is a fan of

who are these podcasts and was really excited about Patrick Michael and would try to get on Patrick Michael's show, would send him messages, send me a bunch of messages about Patrick Michael's show, give me all sorts of information. He was very active in our Discord,

especially in the Seamus chat channel, and also the other Discord server that's dedicated to Patrick Michael. I have messages, DMs from him, going back to mid-June. Yeah. So just, you know, 45 days ago. What I did was I pulled up

his Twitter and I looked at his photo on Twitter and I looked at the mugshot. And then I sent the two pictures of you and I said, does this look like the same person to you? Yeah. And I said, yes, that's the same person. Yeah. Definitely.

And then I sent it to Alex and I said, does this look like the same person as you? And then I sent it to Kyya and just said, does this look like the same person to you? And we all just looked at it and they all came back to me and go, yeah, that looks like the same dude. And then I went and found a Facebook page. Yeah.

And there was the same Twitter picture, the same Facebook page. And then I went and looked at his social media, like his Twitter and his Twitch channel and all that stuff. And suspiciously, there have been no posts since right around the time at the end of July when an arrest was made. So the age of the person also lines up with this guy's age. It's the same name. It's Matthew Lewinsky. Yes. It's him.

It's him. It's podcast. It man. Yeah. murdered his girlfriend and lived with the remains for seven months before it was discovered. And what's crazy about this, Vinny, is people will remember this, people listening to the show, that podcast Hitman was in our Discord actively every week giving us information. Hey, he was sending me clips.

He was sent us all this information. All of a sudden he goes, guys, I have a girlfriend. It's a very serious relationship. I'm not going to be able to participate in the show anymore. And he kind of like bowed eyes. I have a girlfriend. And then mysteriously, a couple months later, he came back. back and was back at it.

And that was around December last year? I don't know what it was, but as if the relationship maybe wasn't as important to him anymore was just the sense that I got. And by the way, all of this was normal. None of this, I would do no red flags. None of it, I ever had a suspicion of anything. They just seemed like a normal guy who enjoyed the show

and participated and liked to fuck with Patrick Michael as so many people do. Well, I'll read the story to you, folks. Please. Quinn Township Man has been charged with murdering his girlfriend, mutilating her remains, then living with her body for at least seven months. The Macham County Prosecutor's Office announced on Wednesday that Matthew Lewinsky of Clinton Township was arrested and charged with multiple crimes, including murder and mutilation

of the body. He allegedly strangled his girlfriend and kept her corpse in the condo that they shared. According to the prosecutor's office, Lewinsky killed his living girlfriend, Jerry Winters, in December, and kept her remains in the basement until his sister discovered her body in late July. the makeup county's prosecutor's office said Lewinsky and Winter's got to an argument in the living room of the apartment and that Lewinsky admitted to strangling her and then dragging her body into the basement of the condo. While her remains were kept in the basement, the prosecutor said Lewinsky removed large portions of skin from her back. Why? The prosecutor did not explain why this action was taken. Throughout the winter and spring of 2021, Lewinsky lived with the remains in the basement, the prosecutor said, but on July 28th, Lewinsky'ske.

sister discovered Winter's body she called 911 and Lewinsky was arrested. He was arraigned on Friday in charge with first degree murder and he's in front of a judge again today from what I understand. So Patrick Michael has talked about podcast hitman a lot.

That's the guy that's on his radar. He talks about Roy and Richard and podcast hitman. He talks about the guy who likes wrestling and wrestling podcast guy. He's always talking about podcast hitman. Dude. I got to get Patrick Michael's take on this. I wish we could communicate with him

some way that he would actually By the way, he's also invited to go on Anthony Coombea show I'd like to tell him that Yeah, he's inviting Patrick Michael would come on anybody's show anytime he wants to. I know, it's insane.

Some people would die to do that. He could walk in. He could walk in, I think, whoa! Wouldn't it be great if he was on the creep-off and we talked to him about podcast Hitman? Yes. That would go on Patreon. That'd be great for us.

Now, Carl, this is the craziest story and the only thing that I could think of is I don't know how much you listen to the creep off. But, like, when you're removing chunks of the body, I'm just guessing there's a C word that comes to mind and makes me wonder why you would do that.

Were you trying to chop up the body? But they said it was just pieces. It's like skin off the back. Did he eat it? I don't know. I don't like that. We hope he didn't eat that. I can't imagine that it was being preserved well.

If it was just in a basement for seven months. So at some point, I want everybody to know. Since Christmas time at some point, there was a gentleman in Michigan spraying a body with Febrize while listening to fucking the briefcase. Correct.

That happened. While laughing at WATP. While laughing at WATP. And messaging me directly. I mean, I was going through our... I got messages from two. He messaged me about wrestling shit. I was going through our recent chats back and forth

and it's just so normal. Everything about it is so normal. No, there was nothing about him that was normal. The more I started looking at his YouTube and stuff like that. He was a big boy, man. He was like two of me. He was a big boy. He was a big boy.

I didn't realize he was that big of a dude. And, like, I think he was missing a leg. He's missing a leg? I think he's missing a leg. Alex sent me, like, I was looking at videos, his YouTube, and there's a video of him, like, outside. Like, he was trying to work off the weight. Like, he was trying to do, like, motivational exercise videos. And it looked like he had a prosthetic.

on one of those things. Yeah, he's a weirdo. And that's If he admitted that he strangled her, I mean, honestly God, go fuck yourself from now until fucking forever. Well, I did get the sense that he's not used to having a girlfriend.

I will say that. That was the thing that stood out when he was like, sorry, guys, can't listen to the podcast anymore because now I have a girlfriend. I mean, how many girlfriends do you need to have to know not to fucking strangle him?

That poor girl. Yeah. She picked the wrong one. Yeah. I mean, that's like. If a girl listens to Carl's shows, do not date that person.

Honestly, though, all of a sudden, I'm feeling like your wife made a good decision. And this is the first time I've ever thought that. My wife was like, holy shit.

She was on to something picking Vinnie. He's not trying to fucking murder her and leave her in the basement for seven months. So, anyway, podcast Hitman,

murder this girlfriend. And I don't know what his plan was. but he just had the body in his house. Here's the thing about bodies. They're not set it and forget it. You need a refrigeration unit. Yeah, you got to do something.

I honestly God, all I've been picturing when I've heard this is like, I've been thinking of like, remember that scene in seven where there was just the house that was covered in like little trees? Yeah. The little like fucking, I mean, I'm floored by this. I called you last night after I was figuring this all out and piecing it together. And I called you and you were about to go on stage and, like, I cannot fucking talk about this. I was literally sound checking for my band last night. He was like, he fucking strangled to do.

I'm like, I know, I know. I'm trying to get to a better headspace. Give me a second. Jesus Christ. I hope I ruined your show. I hope you're terrible. I'm trying to play a comedy rock show, asshole. Can you please leave me alone?

Jesus. Wow. All right. Well, that's a good way to add in the episode, I would say. On that note. maybe so we can officially say now when people go

what are you going to do like do creeps like listen to your show like yes yes yes by creeps four creeps about creeps it's fucking official might be the name of this episode

it might actually be the name of this episode the tag I might be leading to it I might be leading towards set it and forget it though I do like that damn I haven't decided that's pretty good but Carl that is the end of our show I guess

make sure that you go to the creep off vote. Yes. And we need to pick a day this week, Carl, can we do the Chris Chan episode? Yep.

You free like Thursday maybe? Yeah. Yeah, we can make that happen. Okay, so tomorrow at noon, creeps and roses,

ladies and gentlemen. I feel like everyone has talked about Chris Chan at this point, but that's all right. Yeah, we're doing the Hall of Fame episode and we're going to try

to go deep. Okay, I'm working on it. So go deep like she did in her mom. Oh, boy. I should mention, by the way. Can I do there?

We never talk about this, but a lot of people listen to the show. You can watch the show on YouTube, subscribe to our YouTube channel, and you'll get notifications every Monday around noon. I say around noon, because it's early for me. Every Monday at noon, we record the show, and you can watch it live. And there's some video elements of it and stuff. Jody Be Lucky says Matt has to change his name from podcast, Hitman to Podcast Superfly. Yeah, you can't have the fucking Hitman moniker anymore, sir.

you cannot be smirch the hitman Matthew Benoit Matthew Bedou! The Clinton Township Cripler That's we'll call him. Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia.

Hey, baby, real quick. Yeah. He's still on? Yeah. I just got a tax. Dick Masterson's flight has been booked. He will be with us live in Chicago, August 28. May your enemies be cursed in your podcast adventures.