The Creep Off - Episode 76: A Passion for Justice

Episode Date: August 16, 2021

In this weeks jammed pack episode Karl & Vinnie submit their nominations for biggest creep in China: We head back down to the basement with a Mathew Lewinski update: In the Scum Parade We meet a woman who’s got the moves, a pissed off Coroner and a stern reminder that kids can be creeps too: Karl reaches 5 points and Vinnie spins the wheel of consequences (spoiler he is not happy about it): Finally Dorkles the Clown returns to read your reviews 

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. They're real classy takes. You know, they sound like real cool guys, even though they call their show the creep show, or whatever the

fuck. If it has creep in it, why are you listening? vomit-inducing thing. Ola! Creepos! Welcome to your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps, for you creeps. My name is Vinny, and this is my co-host.

I think no one trusts Carl, no one likes him anymore. He's a snake. He's a scumbag. Hi, pal. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? How are you doing, buddy? I'm great. Thanks to see you. I am doing very well also. What a great, great week. it's been.

Did you notice what a great week it's been? I love the fans of the creep off, all the Cousa Roo's out there. I'm a big fan of the Vianan True Believers, and I got to say, we added a lot of new patrons this past week. Nice. We did a bonus show

about good old Chris Chan. Yes, we did. And if you were listening to the live show on YouTube today, which, by the way, if you didn't know, you can do every Monday at noon, you could watch us do this live if you're just listening to the podcast. No one to have a little fun. Yeah, before I take out all the gamer words and post, it's a lot of fun to join us live. But I was playing Chris Chan's, I Need a Girlfriend in our music mix today, and it was a lot of fun.

I think people had the lighters out at home. Yes. All they want to do is never hear that a girl has a boyfriend. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. So I'm glad to be here today. Carl, how are you feeling? I'm feeling really good today.

Last weekend was rough, but now I'm feeling a lot of. better. I'm glad to hear that. I'm glad to hear that. We're going to do a fun show today, but before we go too far, let's just fucking talk about it and get the bullshit done with. Last week's show, here's the result. We did The Creepiest Person from Japan. Yep. And look at that. Caro with 67% of the vote overwhelming. Thanks to Igor. Sucks. Thank you, Alex, for that suggestion and uh that was you're so fucking dead to be a well deserved victory i have to say i mean that was five congratulations i'm spinning the wheel today that means i won i won another round you're still in the middle of your creeps and roses consequence i don't want to talk about how far

behind i am that's neither here nor there oh yeah we're i told you you have to do your you have to do your consequence on the plane next week on your way of your motherfucker seven second poor challenge on the played during takeoff too so i have to sit with everybody around really jenny jingles will film it it'll be great she won't be embarrassed at all yeah she'll love it i'm sure yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe i'll find a homemade i did add some things to the wheel this week we've added some things over the few over the last few weeks so we'll uh discuss those when the time comes let's not forget this time you have to spin the wheel when the show's over sometimes we forget we don't have i have a little note over here to remind me that we need to remember to spin

wheel. Wow, what a, what around this was? I dominated. So much cheating. So much cheating. Wow, there was so much cheating from the Vianans. That's true. From the Khazaroos. That's true. There's a lot of cheating going on. Those two weeks where you won? A lot of cheating. Okay. Thanks. I know where you got that playbook from. Now, folks, today we are going to, I guess we did Japan. We got to do China. I don't know if we have to, but that's what we're doing. That's the rule. that is the rule you cannot do one without the other right equal time right so today we're going to do the biggest creep from china and after that we're going to have a little scum parade and today very excited our pal dorkels the clown is back with some reviews excellent we're

going to play those at the end of the show yes i also got a note from uh dr steve he's getting ready to come on the show as a guest uh and bring his uh biggest medical i found mine this weekend oh did you yes okay i'll be ready to go for that one all right so five Rouchy round three for me. And by the way, Beck W. just told me that I deserve to lose last week. Yes, agreed. Shut the fuck up for a second.

Beck W.'s making a lot of good points. Everybody got very upset of me, and they said that my creep didn't do anything. My creep didn't do anything. I heard that too. I heard a lot of that. Are you people out of your mind? She ran a hospital and filled it with dying, starving babies, and just sat around and listened to them die.

There's a generation. And then when the bodies were dead, they strew them about the streets to get rid of them. There's a generation where the term post-term abortion doesn't even mean anything to them. They're like, okay, yeah, whatever. I'm pro-abortion. You're like, no, that's not what this is. I mean, she was a hero. Right.

Fucking great. I mean, Vinnie, we're doing a show four creeps, and you expect something less than that? I want justice in my life, Carl. Well, let's get started with creepiest Chinamen. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't say that on this show. I denounce it.

All right, I'll start off since I won. Yeah, fucking God. I won last week. And let's get right into it. Zhang Yong Ming was a serial killer who was convicted of the murders of 11 different people between 2008 and 2012. Zhang Yong Ming confessed to the killings of 11 different males before dismembering their bodies and feeding some of their remains to his dog. Zhang Yang Ning murdered 11 boys near his home. Were they on his lawn?

They were down the road, the road that he lived on. Oh, that's out of bounds. That's out of bounds. You're only allowed to kill them and feed them to your dogs if they're on your property. Wow, you've studied Chinese law. Yes. Very good. I'm actually an accomplished Chinese attorney.

You're a scholar. Well, what's interesting is that none of this ever should have happened because Zhang Yang Ming, he was arrested back in He was born in China in 1956 and was arrested in 1979 for intentional homicide and was due initially to be sentenced to death. In this instance, Zhang was alleged to have severely mutilated the remains of his victims. Now though it's seen that justice was going to be served and Zhao was going to pay the price for his terrible crime.

However, in a strange turn of events, Zhang was released. from prison in 1997 after he had his sentence reduced. Shang left prison. How overcrowded is China? Right. His home village situated in Jenning County, China. So not only do they let this guy who murdered people and mutilated their bodies, not only do they let him out of prison, which in China, that's just usually a death sentence,

but they gave him land. You know what? I'm going to disagree with you because I did a lot of, I read a lot of stories this week. Oh, me too. There's a lot of creeps. We can do China many times over. Yeah, we can do China. next week, too, if you want. Seriously, I have a second, third, fourth, too.

Dude, I actually have a funny category we could do for China. Okay. All right, that might be next week. Does that the word dental floss in this category? No, mine has, mine has the word school in it. Oh, okay. Interesting. So, this guy killed 11 people. Hold on. 11 boys after the initial homicides. Okay. And the police, there were missing people. The police didn't even suspect that it could possibly be this convicted felon. And in fact, one of the boys got away from him. There was an incident in which Zhang Yong Ming attempted to abduct a 17-year-old boy. Zhang attempted to subdue the boy by strangling him with a letter belt around his neck.

The teenager struggled and attempted to fight back while screaming for help. The noise of the incident and the boys called for help prompted Zhang to let him. Zhang to let go and release the boy. Local town people and villagers had heard the incident and arrived at the scene before alerting the police. When the police arrived, they arrested

Zhang and brought him in for questioning. All right. This is good. To the police, they're going on top of it. All right. I like it. This guy was trying to strangle this kid to death, so they bring him in for questioning. While in custody, Zhang claimed that he had only been playing with a teenager and

meant no harm. Despite his previous stint in prison, the police believed Yang and set him free. What? The police fuck up at every angle on this game. It's just a wacky misunderstanding all this. Well, you never played with a young boy in your village with a leather belt around their neck before? I mean, who are you to judge? We call it choky-choky-choky.

That's a good... Chokey-choky-choky. It's the name of the game. Good show title right there. So, uh, they finally, police finally wised up because what, uh, what Zhang did was the number one rule for getting caught is you develop a pattern. What you want to do is what I've learned this from researching many of these serial killers and things is, uh, you want to change it up. You know, it doesn't have to be like on a two week cycle. It doesn't have to all be in the same place.

Eventually the police were investigating all these missing persons. And they're like, there's something that's kind of. common to all of these kids? The special investigation team began to investigate all of the reports of the missing people. Each account followed the same pattern.

Almost all of the people who had gone missing had last been seen near Zhang Yongmin's home. Yeah, so... They didn't put that together. The guy doesn't even walk into town. He just waits for them to come by his house. He's like, up, there's another one.

And you wouldn't think he would have got gone. Yeah, what was he going? to do, walk to town? No, he rides a little boy with a leather belt in his mouth. Right, yeah! To town. So, the police finally decide to investigate this guy's home.

The police got permission to carry out a search on Zhang Yongmean's home and what they found was truly gruesome. Inside the house, the police found strips of human flesh that were pinned to the walls. The flesh was hanging on the walls

and had been placed there by Zhang to be dried out and cured. Zhang had also placed dozens of human eyeballs in alcohol bottles throughout his home in an effort to preserve them. Cool. This is something out of a Rob Zombie movie. He's got jars of eyeballs and flush drying on the walls. And why does he have this flush dry on walls? I'm not going to lie, like 17-year-old me, would have been like, sweet.

it's pretty pretty fucking cool man they uncovered evidence that showed that Zhang had been feeding himself and his dog's human remains from the victim oh it wasn't just the dog he was also chowing down on this stuff yeah i mean they gave him lamb they didn't give him a job let me ask you this question just to clarify yep were they eating out of separate bowls i hope so okay let's check it so uh jeng gung ming also known as the cannibal killer and the neighbors gave up some information after the police had come and discovered all of this. After Zhang had been arrested,

some of his neighbors came forward and mentioned that they had often seen plastic bags hanging from the windows of his house. The neighbors reported that the consent of the bags appear to be that of human bones. This was later found out to be true. So the guy was hanging bones of the young victims that he killed outside of his house.

The neighbors noticed it and told the cops after they had actually discovered all of this gruesomeness and the cost response was once again things that could have been brought to my attention yesterday like too little too late buddy yeah we're all here we see it now you got to tell us about this shit so now while i have here is there anybody else hanging bones anybody else want to confess anything i hear the screams of a young child from next door every night but I didn't want to say anything. Yeah, well, I mean, you know, it's their business.

Right. This is China. It's free country. Nope. Well, certainly not. So, they asked, like, what was the motive behind all of this? When Zhang was placed under arrest, he confessed to the killings and brutal murders, but did not show any signs of remorse, nor did he explain his motives.

Zhang Yong Ming was sentenced to death and was executed. in 2013. All right. Okay, so hold on. No remorse. Of course he wasn't said. He got those awesome jars full eyeballs. Well, yeah, the eyeball thing is pretty cool. But I actually think that I might understand why he did

what he did, because he's let out of prison, given land, but not a job. So he's got to figure out some way to make money. And Vinny, I think this is the worst part of this story. Shen Yong Ming also sold parts of the victim's remains to local

markets and told vendors that it was ostrich meat. So these wet markets in China are a problem. Can we all agree that these wet markets are disgusting? You're going there to buy some ostrich meat, which is delicious. Have you had ostrich? Yeah, it's great. It's very lean. And instead, I don't know about them lean meats.

He's like, I wouldn't touch it. Do they make ostrich sausage? They do, actually. Get some pork in there? You can get an ostrich sausage. It wouldn't be... He put pork in there. Can I just get a pork sausage, actually?

Mine's the ostrich? No, no ostrich. Um, anyway, so that's my creep is Zhang Yang Ming, the cannibal killer, who not only did he murder these children, cooked them and eat, to cure them and eat them, but he also sold the meat to, uh,

local wet markets that then sold it to the residents of this village, which I would imagine would be horrifying for everybody involved. They're like, yeah, I've had worse. That's probably true. You've seen the eel guy? There's an eel guy over here, and I'd rather have the ostrich if you know what I'm saying. Oh, Jesus. All right.

My creep today, his name is Yang Zinhai. Yang was born into a very poor family in the village of Hianan. He was the youngest child, and he was considered to be very, very smart, but kind of a shy kid. Okay. Around 17, he just ran away from home. He said, fuck it. I don't want to live with these poor people. I'm going to go make my way in the world.

He made his way at 17 in China. as a day laborer yeah that's all he did he just was a day laborer you could do that yeah until he was arrested for stealing and then he was sent to a re-education labor camp for three years how did that work well that work got well for him became a repeat offender oh okay so it didn't work out yeah his second crime though wasn't stealing carl okay his second crime was uh attempted rape okay so it was like stealing innocence yes yeah he was stealing something different yeah yeah so So he goes into prison in 1991 for the attempted rape. Or no, I'm sorry, 1996.

He gets out after three years in 1999. Wait, he did three years for stealing. Attempted. He did three years for attempted rape. Yep. Huh. Reeducation, labor camp. I don't think they had books.

I think they just made you work. Probably, yeah. So he gets out and he wants to have a normal life. He doesn't tell anybody about his past. He meets a girl. Well, I wouldn't offer that up either. Right. obviously that wouldn't be the first thing tell me about yourself well well fun story Carl

I was trying to get her pants off and she was screaming no and then they caught me and I was like ah fuck the rocks again Carl yes I think we could both agree we're both married gentlemen we're both then successfully married for some number of years correct you can't be a liar you can't lie all the time especially about your past yeah it's not a good thing right it's not a good thing to do it always comes out and uh his girlfriend in the late summer of 2000 discovered he was a felon yeah and she told him i never want to see you again well did she know what it was for or two yeah she heard the attempted raven was like it was done so deal breaker right there yeah now he's you know out he really doesn't have a great job he's still working as a day labor he decides

to just go hit the road again and a uh a flip he's heartbroken yeah yeah he's very much heartbroken sad sad when you lose the love of your life be like bini losing peter you're pizza. Don't even. I know. See, that's what I mean. You would probably flip too. Yeah, I probably would. So what he would do is he would bicycle to different villages. He would find like a little bit of work here and there. And he would spend several days and nights watching villagers. And the reason he would watch him is because he would look at them to figure out which houses could be entered the easiest. Okay. Because he's just, you know, criminal at heart. That was the education.

Don't they have like those paper walls in China? How does that work? You could cut through them with a spork. Right. He's going to talk about it. Yeah. Like the bamboo wall. He just kind of like, beep. So he would wait till nightfall. Yeah. He would go into the houses, right? And he would straight murder everyone inside. Okay.

Now, he had a weapon of choice, Carl. The most badass of all murdering objects. Okay. Fucking axe. Oh, my. He'd just come in and fucking axe murder everyone. That will get the job done. That will get the job done.

Talk about being heartbroken, Carl. Yeah. What's the worst thing you've ever done after a breakout? out. I don't know. Like, right in my journal. I think I once made a Dave Matthews mixed CD and drove her out. Yeah, you got me beat. I was very sad. I was very, very sad. Spooning, spoon, stir in my cup. Is that when, uh, is that when Papa John's left Rochester? Yeah. This is true. We no longer have Papa John's in Rochester. All the franchises lost for me. Fares. Fucking cares. Give me some salvators. Vinnie's like, crash into me, John.

why'd you say the N word That's right I forgot I forgot what up to that And he was trying to call out the Colonel That's the funniest part about that story You know he owned a bunch of N words that kernel John what are you saying

It was like with the stockholders It was like a boy Is that a podcast idea by the way Blupers with the N word Just going through all the different stories of people ruining their lives because they said the I think it's going to be the third season of that Netflix show. I think you should leave now.

It's just going to be the Edward the whole third season. Oh, I love it. I think people will enjoy that. So yeah, this guy... You at home, don't steal that idea. That's my idea. That's Carl's idea. Now, ladies and gentlemen, to make this... Wait, what are I called fun with the N-word? I got to think of the day. I've got to workshop that. I'm going to do a think tank with stuttering job. Well, you can't spell fun without

N. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I just let you know that what I'm about to do is I'm about to read you a list to make it a little less grew some little more entertaining a little more relaxing to you. I'm going to play you some classic baseball organ music as I go because this motherfucker put up

some numbers. Okay. Now Carl, the first murder we talked about was on September 19, 2000 was two murders. In October 1st, three murders won rape. August 15th, 2001, three murders one rape. Autumn, 2001.

Two murders. Winter 2001, two murders. January, 2002, three murders, one rape. June, 2002, four murders, one rape. July 22, four murders, two rapes. He was a busy boy that night. October, 2002, two murders, one rape, one seriously injured. November 2002, four murders, two rapes, one seriously injured.

November 16th, 2002, two murders, one rape. November 19th, 2002, two murders. December 1, 2 murders, 1,000, 1 seriously injured. December 6, 2002, five murders, one rape. December 13th, 2002, two murders. December 15th, 2002, three murders one rape. February 5th, 2003, three murders, one seriously injured. February, 2003, four murders, two rapes.

March, 2003, four murders one rape. April, 2003, two murders, August 5th, 2003, three murders. August 8, 2003, five murders. that broadcast school is really paid off thank you so he's going for like gangis con numbers right he's like when people were chasing uh hank aaron's record this is like i can get that this motherfucker is just axe murdering people yeah all the fuck over i did hear one though serious injuries so he actually didn't complete the job on one of his ten intentional serious injuries oh intentional series yes now here we here's here's the actual totals here's the stats 26 incidents 67 murders, 23 rapes, 10 intentional serious injuries. Now, I would say, my guy's a creep. Yeah, that's pretty creepy.

And also, I want to mention, he was traveling from town to town, village to village. On a bike, which is the way to do it, baby. And nobody caught him with the fucking axe over his shoulder. I was saying that earlier, that's the way to do it. You keep on the moving. You don't just wait for them to come to you. Moving right along. Right.

Food loose and fancy free. He's a rambling man. Yang was detained on November 3rd, 2003 after acting suspiciously during a routine police inspection of an entertainment venue. Police took him in for questioning and discovered he was wanted

for questioning in four provinces. You know, suspicious you have to act? If they're just there, like, checking out an entertainment venue and you're like, hey, what are you guys doing here? Yeah, he's hanging out by, like, the panty vending machines

and he's just, don't know, give me. That's Japan. That's Japan you're thinking of. He was hanging out by the equal work vending machines in China there you go now you got it yeah I was going to say opium but yeah that works

I do tell jokes some better than others okay as news is arresting crimes spread the media dubbed him the monster killer police also matched his DNA with that founded several crime scenes later

was discovered that you ready for this Carl Oh, this is, this is a lot of fun. Our boy, yay, contracted HIV virus for one of his victims. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, he got fucking HIV from one of these ones. Now, that's, like, the unlucky lottery, I guess, but you're raping a lot. You kind of earned it. Yeah, gosh, you don't hear about HIV going on in China. really. No. I didn't realize that was going

out over there. Do you think that that's a good defense when someone's trying to rape you is to yell that I have HIV? That's my plan. Yeah. I don't go to jail. I have AIDS. Like, you're too fat. Hey. It would be like, suck it fatty. I put on wait after I got diagnosed.

Yeah. I've been on the, I put on the cocktail. Please don't hurt me. So he got HIV from one of his victims. But here's the thing. The way he killed these people would be like, you know, he'd murder everybody there. Then he'd rape. and then he'd murder. So if he hadn't have murdered all of those women with the axe right after he raped them, a lot of them, he would have slowly murdered through time because he was raping with the AIDS.

I see where you're going with that. So on February 1, 2004, Yang was found guilty of all 67 murders, 23 rapes, and sentenced to death. Here's a fun thing. They did an interview with him, and he originally claimed that he did this to take out his anger because his girlfriend had dumped him. Yeah. So 67 axe murders. Oh, and it would have been more if it weren't for that routine inspection. Yeah, if he hadn't been hanging around the porn theater or whatever the fuck he was at.

Yeah. So later reports kind of reveal that Yang was simply kind of fucked up. In his own words, this is a quote from him. When I killed people, I had a desire. This inspired me to kill more. I don't care whether they deserve to live or not. It is none of my concern. I have no desire to be a part of society.

society is not my concern. No one told me there was going to be boasting. Right? At the time of his sentencing, they believed that this was China's longest and grisliest killing spree. And on Valentine's Day 2004, he was taken out back

and he was shot in the fucking head like he deserved. Yeah, the one thing I like about China, they don't waste a lot of time. There aren't like retrials and all this shit. Yeah, they just, they go, okay, you're guilty? All right, well, I'll tell you what. come back next week at this time and uh your life will be over 67 gruesome axe murders yeah impressive impressive for sure my friend how many of them did he eat uh it doesn't matter

how many how many of uh how many of your people did your guy rape did he sell any of the uh meat to wet markets so the people could consume human flesh unknowingly i don't know he didn't he didn't confess to that how many people did uh your your guy seriously injure intentionally go to the creepoff dot com and vote for who you thought brought the bigger Creep from China. Make sure that when you're voting, you're voting for your boy, Vinny, and Yang Zinhai. Now, Carl, you're ready for some voicemails? Yeah.

The creepoff voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse. We are just like Buffalo, and that in three years we also won't have the bills. See you in Syracuse. That's rough. This is a very interesting one. This is a little fallout from our last week's episode where we talked about the podcast. Superfly oh you don't want to call it Kyle Hamburger

Vinnie Pizza this is Kevin A Landau legal legal counsel for for Matthew Lewinsky if you could turn over any and all voicemails messages and the location of Patty C C Cups because I need his age as co-counsel

appreciate it very much and this is how I talk if you need a lawyer I can drive up or sub-shit I actually can't drive I'll have to Bye, yeah, but it'll be fine. All right. Kevin Landau.

So I like this guy. You know, honestly, Kevin Orlando, I would like to talk to you about sponsoring the show. I like Kevin Orlando. No, it's Landau. He was Maddox's attorney. And when Maddox tried to sue everyone for $20 million a pop. Yeah. And the guy, all misspellings in all of the files that he put in through the court system,

he has all these DUIs in his background. That's fucking wrong. Yeah. Well, I actually. I actually sent him a text message after that. Okay. I did. I said,

is this Kevin Orlando attorney at law? My co-host has been cheating the vote on my true crime podcast. I hear he is terrified of lawsuits. Please help. You just put up his phone number, by the way, on the screen on YouTube. Oh, good. No, I didn't. No, I didn't.

I saw it. Yeah, nobody else did because it's not in the system. I just put it on your screen. Oh, okay. Don't scare me like that, dude. Well, no, I thought whatever I'm seeing is what everyone else is seeing. No, no, no. I just moved a window over to you.

Okay, good. Okay, hold on a second. I'm like, what is he doing right now? Just being silly. Okay. Just being a silly. You know me. Just being an ostrich.

Hey, Vinny, it's Cam. Can you go ahead and play my track one? Sure. Hey, Carl, good to see you. Anyway, I'm just going to let you know that I suspect Carl will cheat in the votes. In fact, he's a known cheater. The other day, we were playing poker, and I found out that fucker was hiding the foot of clubs an issue. Call it's somewhere in the area.

We can sort this out. Maybe hit up a club. Vinnie, call me back. Now, that's a creative club butt job right there. Oh, fucking well done, sir. That's funny. Here we go. There's somebody yelling to me.

Vinnie, what the hell was that creeps and roses episode? At the end, who cares? Who cares? The whole time. I didn't get to hear the final rose ceremony. And you bet my ass, I'm not going to actually watch it. So next time, maybe stop rambling over the whole finale.

I have no idea what the fuck happened. They kept the crazy girl, that Catherine, she stayed until the next week. That's the answer. People sure do miss PJ on that show. I wish PJ would come back. I texted with PJ the other day. Did you? Yeah.

And I don't think PJ's coming back, but there might be an appearance by someone named J.P. Okay, good. All right. That sounds good. Hey, I got a voicemail from our, well, he's current governor, but soon to be former governor. Oh, good. of new york as you guys know i'm a big quomo fan and i feel bad that this uh this has had to like this right you're really upset disappointing fucking idiot hey god it's former governor andrew

quomo i'm uh getting evicted from the governor's mansion despite the moratorium uh the other way i can drive up there to rochester and crash for a couple days uh promise i only grew up gentlemen jingles department twice maybe she's too i'm begging you okay uh inside of your wood panel basement, the streets of Vinny's house, and I can't afford it's pizza budget, man. I hope to hear from your suit, okay? Okay. That is a spot-on-com. I have a

shit ton of pizza boxes you could live in. There you go. I got one from you. Hey, Van, this is Carl. I got the big score, Van. I did it. I called the New Jersey correctional institution of technologies,

and I set up a jam fest with Nick Bates. We're going to sing all his hits and his butt. And we're going to do the, I'm going to do my wife and also some children. I'm going to do my wife and also some children. In their butts. I got a voicemail from one of our more intelligent listeners, I have to say. Hey, I just stumbled upon this podcast called The Creeper.

That guy calls in every week. I thought I'd give it a try, but the one host, there's a real handsome guy with the glasses and the darker hair, real handsome, funny, charming guy. And then the other host, I don't know who he is. He's kind of like Casper the Ghost, if he put on, like, 600 pounds. Anyway, every time that guy spoke, the big pal guy with the nice tits, my dog's ears, like, my dog was, like, going crazy and running around. like it's almost as if my dog was hearing some tone that the rest of it like that humans couldn't hear I don't know man strange but

anyway to the guy to the handsome guy with the dark hair man keep it up man great great work thanks buddy if I had one critique it'd be possibly find another co-host but other than that good show man keep it up good stuff thanks so do you know why hold on do you know why David Lee Roth was the lead singer of Van Halen it's because he owned a PA his dad bought him a PA system so he became the singer.

Now, the reason why Vinny's the co-host of this show, this is his studio. We're in his studio. That's why he's the co-host of the creep-off. You disagree with that, Vinny? I think I really pissed him off for real this time. I think I did it for real. Oh, that's just.

Oh, you did it now. All right, guys, I've got to go. Hold on a second. You? Oh, you're best. Ignorant son of a bitch dumb bastard Jesus Christ I met some dumb bastards in my time

But you out do them all I swear to God I came up with the idea For the fucking show You didn't even You didn't even understand it Until we recorded the first I still don't understand it

I try to explain it when I go to the people's shows I have no idea what I'm talking about Prescription jugs Now Carl Yeah I would like to defend myself There's no dog whistling here The dogs are

acting simply because I am in heat now that I believe last call Tucker Dixon called in okay Carl Vinnie this is Tucker Dixon can you believe that Patrick Michael roasted a man so hard it broke his mind and made him commit murder poor podcast hit man oh well this is your warning stop fucking Patrick Michael or the same will happen to you Tucker out see I thought it was my music special that did it because the incident occurred right after I released the music special and some people who were not happy about

the new format on the show. So listen, before we do the scum parade, do you want to talk about him or do you want to wait till after? Whatever, buddy. It's your show. I'm just the co-host. I'm just hanging. I'm along for the ride. You know, on WATP, you never even call me your coach. You go, my pal. Oh, well, that's nice to me.

It is nice of you. Thank you. Should I get a Jerry chant Jerry? Too soon. Okay, so what the fuck did you learn this week? She goes by Courtney, right? I have no idea. I talked about it all on Who Are These Podcasts? I don't want to rehash.

Well, this is the different show. I know. I just don't want to rehash everything. But a lot came out from the neighbors. Okay. I guess they were really close to the neighbors. This was like a townhouse community. and now did you say something about that his parents owned the townhouse i think his dad owns the

townhouse yeah i think that's why he has a thousand square foot uh townhouse there apartment whatever it was see because i was wondering how the landlords are knocking on the door and so this that actually makes a lot more sense right well there was i mean the neighbors were complaining about the smell but no one knew where was coming from and they did do some investigations into people's places and didn't find anything and actually that even makes more sense i'm just speculated now that because Matthew's dad was the owner, they didn't feel like they needed to check his spot.

But yeah, the neighbors would, Matt didn't drive, it doesn't drive, so the neighbor, I'm asking like it's past tons, Matt doesn't drive. So the neighbors would drive him to get groceries and stuff like that. Like, he was really close with them. They understood his lifestyle really well. And Jerry

had moved out, or I think she went by Courtney. Okay. We had moved out in November because they had gotten all these fights. And then she came back in December, and I guess that around that time there was a lot of interaction with the neighbors like Courtney was buying gifts for the neighbors kids and stuff like they were like just

everyone was cool with everyone there and then there was one last trip to the grocery store where Matt bought a shit ton of stuff for it got to nowhere and then he was kind of not seen anymore he wasn't hanging out outside he wasn't getting trips to the grocery store it kind of just turned into his little his Twitch yoga videos to be honest with you

If I'm a neighbor, at some point, I would be speculating because I saw videos of him doing yoga outside. I'd be like, how fucking sweaty is this fucking guy from this fucking smell? Yeah, so the neighbor was saying they'd get out of their car and have to like put something over their nose and run into the house. You know where I wager the smelliest room in America is? Go ahead. Go ahead. Go for it. It's probably the stinkiest place. It's all giant fat guys like me trying to do yoga.

Yep. And just farting up the joint. That was what Matthew Lewinsky was into, was the DDP? Was he really? The DDP? I met DDP and he gave me a free 30-day subscription. I shit you not. He's like, hey, man, listen, brother, it's nice to meet you. But, hey, I got something for you here. Here's 30 days. Drop! Name drop. He told me to lose some weight and tried to sell me a fucking thing. I know. He tried to save your life.

He is a hero. He is a hero. He is what Tom Myers wishes he could be. So, yeah, I mean, those are the kind of the things that I was covering. I was actually got a lot of information from Drew and Mike because they were going through his Twitter feed and they were getting all sorts of information. I also got a lot of screenshots. He was very active in our

WATP community as well as I believe the creep off too. And lots of conversations with other listeners. Was Jerry trans? Oh, that I don't know. Heather W. is writing that she was trans. It's possible. The photos that I saw

wasn't a very feminine looking person. interesting the plot thickens well the plot does thicken i don't know if i don't know if that's the case or not huh but that would nothing wrong with that no well it would add to the crime statistics against trans people yeah because this fucking way to go i know this is one of the things that that is a complaint in that community i believe so but i mean they were engaged they got engaged back in august and um so they obviously had a relationship that was working at some point yeah and then uh something something changed but it's it's crazy to see how active

Matt Lewinsky has been on the internet since December. Since this horrific act, he has been communicating with you, with me, with tons of people, as if nothing ever happened. And there's some weird cryptics, you know, like, anytime you go back and look at messages, you start to look into it a little bit more than you should. Oh, I've been looking on the Discord at the, uh, hitman containment zone or whatever they're calling in the channel. There's just a lot of screenshots of messages that are, well, he, when you go back and look at him. A little chilling. Yeah, at one point, because he was the one who got Child Protective Services, that whole meme going with Patrick Michael. He was the one who asked Delvin Cox to ask Patrick Michael about CPS and, you know, I freaked out about it.

Yeah. And there was a note that he had sent to another listener. He's like, listen, I'm really concerned about Carly. I have some knowledge on what Patrick's mental state is and I think she's in danger. It's like, Jesus. And this was back in like February. It's like, oh, okay. so he thought that obviously he was crazy like he was

which I think Patrick Michael's much more harmless so we think there was like projection going out oh yeah well that one for sure when I saw that note I was like oh I might actually be called into court all right probably should have seen that that'll be good great that's cool man his name is Carl Hamburger I want to go to Detroit anyway visit with my buddy's Mark and Brand Don and Drew so that's fine

subpoena him it's fine subpoena him I got to make a visit out of that is our update we'll let you know if we hear more yeah why what did you hear what have you been reading i've just been sitting back reading you summed up pretty much everything i learned this week other than he's getting a mental health evaluation oh right that was the other thing is he is being evaluated uh i don't think that's going to go anywhere but it is crazy behavior i got to get him to call in to the show oh they wanted to add visit him in prison to the to the wheel that was kind of funny that's not bad like donate your patreon

to his commissary. Can you record the conversation if you visit him in prison? I have no idea. I don't know how that works, but that would be fun. I'm sure he'd let you. I'd love, yeah, I think so. I'd love to get him on the show, though, and chat with him. You know, my, what would be your first question?

Because I have my, my first question. So what'd she do? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. That's not what I would say.

If you take that out of post, I would say, what did he say, what did he do. what did he or she do okay it's even worse okay uh wow i'm a bad person i apologize no you went for the funny i get it yeah i get it so ladies and gentlemen that's our update on the hitman and uh we're not calling him the hitman anymore he's super fly or matthew lewinski it's fine yeah matthew lewinski let's just go by his name let's just do that it's way easier all right is that before we do it yeah i just want to make sure everybody knows uh disavowed, Matt Lewinsky disavowed. Oh, okay, yeah, you haven't done it yet.

Okay, disavowed. I denounced it. Okay, fair enough. Thank you. Go ahead, hit the music. Watch out for the skum parade. Oh, no, it's the scum parade. Oh, no, it's the scum parade.

Oh, God for the scum parade. Making Vinny's day, it's day. A.k.a. this is... Some are honest, some deranged stories that are very strange. Weird news. Weird news segment. I'm WATP. Vinny. All right.

I mean, this is a totally original thing that we do on the show. By the way, WATP Live.com. You can watch Vinny and I have a scum parade live. And then after, you could get your very own creep off poster. That's right. We got merch. Oh, yeah. you get your very own.

That's right. He's like such a ghoul in that. They're $20, $10 autographed. That's right. Yes. All right. Let's start in Arizona.

Autographed by Crippled Jesus, by the way. That's right. We got some crayons for him. Arizona State Senator, Tony Neverready. You following this, Carl? Yeah. He's a Phoenix Democrat.

He's facing multiple charges. A molestation of a minor that can pretty much see him locked away for the rest of his life. He's a first-term state senator. He's facing a class. two felony molestation of a child. Three class two felonies for sexual conduct with a minor.

Class three felony of attempted sexual conduct with a minor. Two class six felonies for sexual content. Should I hit the organ music again? Dude, I want to know. He got elected, bro. Who's the pervert who's coming up with this penal code? Who has to write this up to determine what these different things are? So class two felony molestation of a child.

Technically, that's called spooning. Right. They have to go in there and defied everything. Everything, like specifically. So this is intentionally or knowingly having sexual contact with a person under the age of 15, weird, sexual contact in Arizona, child molestation statute does not include the female breast. Touching the female breast would normally be criminalized by a charge of sexual abuse pursuant of ARS 13, 1404. Interesting. Yeah, like they have to go in there and be like, all right, if you, you know what I just heard, Carl?

Titties are fair game. Titties are fair. That's what I'm saying. That's what I just heard. He's a fair game in Arizona. If you cup the balls, you're getting arrested. But if you grab some hawkers, some 14-year-old hawkers. Oh, I got to stop this right now.

I just couldn't believe how many different, like, penal codes there were that this guy was getting arrested for her. You give her the old Tucson palm slip. That's what you do. Let's ask dorkles about that. Yeah, good old dorkles. Just because he lives in Tucson, not because he knows anything about molesting. He was arrested late Thursday after cops received a tip about sexual conduct with a male

minor that occurred in 2019 interviews with the minor and witnesses gave police probable cause he's been arrested and this dude he's been the deputy director of promise arizona since 2011 the organization's director however told them that he hasn't been on their payroll in years so they're disavowing him and this guy claims that he is a passionate about justice lawmaker yeah the problem is justice is the name of his neighbor's nine-year-old son so that's anybody seen justice around Where's justice? Where's justice? He was out back shooting at Cairns at his Arizona.

Sure. He's just out there back behind the trailer. Shooting at spiders. Oh, he's over at the senator's house, getting an education. That man sure is passionate about justice. Yeah, so he is in a lot of trouble. And I think that's interesting. To the state senate, he got elected, and he's fucking diddling a kid.

Ain't only raping children. Yeah, the people in Arizona, I don't know that they should be given the right to vote. Like, not all of them probably deserve the right to vote. They're not doing it right. Don't forget, everybody. This next story is to remind you that kids are creepy too. We have an unnamed now 17-year-old kid in Idaho Falls, Idaho.

The teenager is recently charged as an adult with two felony counts of lewd conduct with a child. Now, East Idaho News is not naming the teen due to his age and to protect the identity of the victims, but the detective's report says the deputies went into the teen's filthy home in February 2020, noting the smell of the house and piles of garbage made it impossible to open some doors. Investigators say that feces were on the floor and flies swarmed in the air due to the home's condition. I've seen this episode of hoarders, by the way. It's not good. It's not pretty. The Idaho hoarders. Yeah.

So the Department of Health and Welfare was called in, and workers said they would take measures to protect the young children who lived inside. investigators were at the home because of a tip submitted to them that said a teen had child pornography on his phone investigators searched the phone and discovered images of him sexually abusing a child who was around six years old additionally photos on the phone show the teenager having sex with the family's doxened so I think this is what would really happen

in a Lord of the Flies scenario you know rather than just going to war with each other in the different factions I think the boys just be fighting over who'd be fucking the wild boar right isn't that would really happen Puberty hits different people, different ways, Kyle. Yes, correct. This kid was horned up in that house. So I read this article a couple of times, Benny.

Ruffles. Come here, Ruffles. And I don't know, maybe my reading comprehension is off. Where does it talk about the child's legal guardian or parents? Were their parents involved in this in any single way? Doesn't seem like it. I also love that this kid lives in filth. There's literally shit all over the floor.

No. And he owns an eye. phone. Do you see why other countries hate us? This kid's a 17-year-old living in Phil. Fucking dogs. Fucking the dog. Fucking the younger brother. And he's like, look, I got the footage in 4K. Yeah, and he's getting an upgrade.

What the fuck? Oh, shit. So here's another sad fact. Well, in custody, investigators spoke with a witness in the teen's home who had developmental disabilities. Oh, boy. So there's like a slow-witted adult living in the house, too. He's like, yeah, I'm fucking the dog.

I was next. Oh, it was dick. Jesus. The witness described the teen sexually abusing the five or six-year-old boy. He was like, well, thanks for calling. They're fucking stupid. Court record show the teen is in the Idaho Department of Justice Corrections custody. He was scheduled to make a court appearance on Friday, if convicted, life in prison.

Good, because that kid... You're not coming back. No, and imagine what would happen over the next 10 to 20 years if that kid was left to... He never would have discovered. I mean, docks live about 1112 here, so... He might... He might upgrade. He might.

Yeah. Now, here's a fun story from Liverpool. You're a big Beatles fan, aren't you, Carl? I am, yes. The land of music, Liverpool. Is that what it's known as? No. It's a fucking shithole, actually.

A young woman who was being treated in a specialist care facility made a sickening revelation, which shocked even the most experienced prosecutors when she installed a camera in her room. The victim in her 20s felt something harrowing was occurring after experiencing vague memories of being touched sexually as she came around from suffering epileptic seizures. Now, she had these seizures regularly. That's why she's, like, in this care home.

And this 21-year-old dude who worked there, Benjamin Poole, was always there when these incidences seemed to take place. Most British name ever, by the way. Benjamin Poole. Benjamin Poole at your service. Are you having to seizure, mom? So, it's a weird way to treat a seizure, by the way. I just inserting your erect pina as a door. Yeah, it's like, don't bite down on this.

Might be the day of this episode. Don't bite down on this. Now, she hit a camera inside of an alarm clock in her room. Now, on November 19th, 2020, the victim could feel an episode coming on and press the call button for a staff member. Then she switched on the save function on the camera inside the clock so it retained the footage. she did this because she knew pool was on duty she knew she was having the seizure was going to start happening i guess like fucking there must have been bad weather that day she felt it in the air yeah the manager was in when she came round from the seizures right she viewed the footage from the camera via her phone and was horrified to see the pool committing a number of sexual assaults on her over a period of 23 minutes while she was having seizures do you think this guy was bragging to his mates i've been fucking this amazing chick she does she does she shit and bad that you wouldn't believe since chills up your spite.

He's got some moves, boy. She's not one of these, just lay there. And the noises. All the noises. I could do without the noises, but the moves, the moves I am good with. No. In a victim personal statement, she said she described that her epilepsy is getting worse

and she's gone from being a happy person and feeling very sad. Very difficult life, this poor girl. I'm sure. And she says this is one of the worst days of her life. Now, Brandon Poole has been convicted and he's going to face six years in jail after admitting

five counts of sexual assault and two of being a carrier and ill-treating a patient which I guess is a crime there. A carer, I believe is the proper pronunciation. All right. Last story, Lancaster, Pennsylvania. You ready for this, Carl? I am. 32-year-old man was arrested Wednesday

after officers responded to his home and found a human head in the freezer. Jesus. And a body in the bedroom. All right. According to the Lancaster Bureau of Police on August 11th, officers responded to the residents for a welfare check on family members. The person who called the police said one of the residents, Donald Meshie Jr. told her there was a cadaver in one of the beds and that there was a head in the freezer. When police arrived, Meshay Jr. reportedly took the officer into the kitchen and removed what appeared to be the human head from the freezer. It was allegedly placed on a white dinner plate.

Oh, boy. The Lancaster County Corridor's Office later confirmed. Yeah, that was a head. Wait, you needed a coroner to determine if it was a human head? What are these police officers like, is it a basketball? Is it a polken? What is? What do you think it is?

I don't know. That might be one of them Pokemon's. Let's go bowling with it and see if that works. I don't know. It's got the hole. We've got three holes right here. Do you think the coroner? Just like, yes, it's a fucking hat.

Look at it. There's the face. He turns it around. There's the face right there. Oh, yeah, you're right. That is a face. You called me away from the golf course for this. You guys can't do anything.

Okay. So he reportedly said he discovered a, quote, cadaver doll in his father's bedroom. And he allegedly said it looked and sounded like his father. And then he admitted to stabbing the cadaver doll for two to three minutes of the knife and then dismembered the body. Yeah.

He was arrested on charges of criminal homicide, abuse of a corpse, and tampering with a fabricating physical physical. evidence. The victim was identified as Donald Meshi Sr. Siding Court documents, he allegedly used a hand saw to dismember the body and then allegedly placed the arms, legs,

and heads in a garbage bag, and put the head in the freezer. Sounds gruesome. The torso was reportedly put into the foot locker, then taken outside into a car. Wait, they put the torso to a foot locker? I can see that being in the window display. I'd be like, I'll go check that. I need some new pumas anyway. Yeah. I would

do one of those leg lamps. Right. Yes. Yes. That'd be cute. you see the rib cage a little bit yeah yeah yeah so he has been denied bail and he is in jail now so ladies and general I'm gonna guess that he's gonna plead criminally insane and probably that will be the verdict on that right

yeah he didn't he let as soon as the cops came he's like oh yeah yeah there's the head right here and oh yeah this is this is where the he thought it was a doll yeah I was saving the dollhead in the freezer what do with your dollheads yeah right it was starting to stink I didn't want to throw to the basement all right dude

let's end the show It's time. It's time to go home. It's perfect. Nice to be important, more important to be nice. It's time, baby. We got to spin the wheel consequences. Vinny, tell us what's on the wheel these days.

Oh, fuck it. What consequence might you have to perform? And I do want to once again remind everybody, people who are new to the show, the way this works is when he's going to spin the wheel one time, it's going to land on something. If he says there's no way in how I'm doing that, he can get one pass, but then I get to pick any other consequence from the wheel, and he has to do that. Both of us are terrified of that, and we won't allow that to happen. Neither of us have done that yet. Because we don't trust each other.

Well, that's part of the problem. No, it's 100% why. I don't fucking trust you. The other reason is it hasn't landed on Drive to Gary, Indiana, because I'm just not doing that. Well, I'm driving on my way to Chicago because I'm hanging out for next two weeks. So if it landed on fucking fine. Fine.

Problem solved. All right. So ladies and gentlemen, here's the new things we had on there. We have the Chris Chan Bunny Hop video reenact event. Yes, yes, that's awesome. So hold on, I think I might actually have that. I'm rooting for that one. Yeah, let's show that again.

Oh, that's not it. We're to reenact this video. Poppy is the ID cross some shot. I don't know what fucking means. So do, do, do, do, do, do, de, do, de, do. That's my favorite part, is the Hula shake. Yeah, that's good. Still makes me laugh.

So it's the reenactment of that video, which I'm way better that because I thought we would end up doing like Pamperchews Bunny's Day Out where you have to like go to the store and like dressed as a baby buddy. No, just reenet that video. But also then you have to have sex with your mother afterwards. Gonna be your mother? We'll figure that out. All right.

We'll get Kevin A. Landau to help us. Uh, get the legal terms figured out for that. Oh, good. We'll call Kevin Orlando. Kevin Orlando. So there's the Bunny Hop. You have to go to Baltimore and have lunch at time. airs fucking place yeah drive to gary indiana podcast series of your choice okay twitch stream as a

character your character would be carl hamburger mine is vini pizza pilino oh this is like a uh maddie locks mattie locks twitch style twitch screen oh j couple hours wait what did what did that get on the board i don't remember that one yeah we talked about that a while okay okay dinner with the listener okay vick plus chamis stand up i would be absolutely mortified if i had to show up and do that material I'd be ruined. Oh, that would be awesome. I wish that you still had the funniest person in Rochester contest going so you could warm up the crowd with that. Pass the spin, kids.

Oh, past the spin. Shit, I forgot about that one. Whose idea was that? Yours. Now, pass the spin means that Carl will have to spin if I land on that. Yeah, that's a, that's a rough one after all this work. Knife-edge chops from Colin Delaney, three shirtless knife-edged chops. I saw Colin yesterday.

Yeah. And his forearms are looking quite spelt. Oh, boy. Two-hour handcuffed music marathon. You get to pick the playlist, two hours. Wait, I thought the other person picked the music. I thought that was the whole point. Well, you get to pick the music that I would have to listen to.

Oh, I get to pick the music. Okay. I get to pick the music. Okay. Sorry. Just trying to get some clarification. Truck nuts. Truck nuts on the car, okay. Seaminology.

Yep. Which is the pie of the book, Seminology, be seen in public reading it. Yep. Patreon money. Oh, taking all the Patreon money. You get all the Patreon money until the next person. and spins. That's a fun one. I fucking don't want that.

You know what? It would be really funny is if you added on that. And then all of the listeners got together just like never let Vinnie win again. And I just continue to get your money forever. Just an idea. Anyway, what else you got? Stuttering John book report. Read Stuttering John's book, write the book report and then have it graded by an English teacher. That would be so.

Oh, I'd be so mad to have to read that. All right. So here it goes. Ladies and gentlemen, my fate. the wheel is in the hands of destiny here we go hands away so you know I'm not cheating I don't want to look

yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow so close what is it Vic and Seamus yes that's amazing that's amazing so Vinny now has to do I'll go to an open mic on Tuesday I'll do it this week I'll get it done with okay

it's got to get filmed obviously yeah will you come well Tuesday I have band practice what time is it band practice time yeah probably that's the problem so i'll need you to come so we'll figure it out but anyway nope that's the only time so nope only time what are you talking about it's the only time i'll do it then get someone else to film it i don't have to be there all right so vini has to recreate both vicks original stand-up routine as well as the patrick michael stand-up routine can i just do like the best jokes from each of them and like making a malgram of them yeah yeah because there's no just think as best jokes from either of okay so can you send me the

to their stuff so I can learn them. Fuck. And you can't tell anyone what you're doing. Nope, no one will know. I'm just going to walk up on stage. You just got to do it and deliver those jokes. You don't understand. I don't go to open mics.

I know you know. These kids don't see me the shit. So if I show up there to be like, oh, what's Vinnie going to do? This is going to ruin your reputation. What's he going to do? And I'm going to walk up there with that shit and everybody, they're all going to be fucking like that guy. This wouldn't ruin my reputation.

No one thinks I'm funny. But this is going to ruin your reputation. There to be this fucking. This fucking guy's opening for Bobby Kelly. What the fuck is that? He's it with Arlen Williams. Oh, dude, Mark and Beliams going to get so many phone calls

from very angry comedians. You look that asshole. Oh, man. Do you realize that I'm one-off? How fucking close I was to pass the spin. Oh, I saw that. One-off. It was right there.

Just a little bit harder next time. Yep. Just a little bit harder next time. That's what your wife said. Yeah, it is. It's also what your mother said. Ladies is out of it. That's this week's episode of The Creep-off.

I guess it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia. Ciao Bella. Hey kids, it's your old pal Dorkles again. Back from the dead. Yep, apparently not getting the vaccine was a stupid move on old Dorkles part. I got all the COVID variants there are. I had a Delta, Kappa, Lambda, Kai, all of them. I even had every variant of pox you could think of. I had a chicken pox, rooster pox, small and large. Pocs, Tupac, Xbox, all of them. But I'm feeling better now, kids. So we've got a whole bunch of reviews to read here for the creep-off podcast.

So let's get started, all right? Let's get into it. First one here is by Opie's Wife's Boyfriends, Not Bam. He's coming out of here before, I know. It says, Carl's here, but that isn't Andy or Kevin. And where's, what's her name? why are we talking about creeps i'm in the wrong podcast damn it all right well that was uh sent back in april what's how long it's been april 21st okay we got another one here uh let's see what this one is here

uh from new zealand yeah uh by a guy named vincent geist vincent geist that name sounds like a dc comic villain or something vincent geist anyway It says pretty good. One of the hosts has the same name as me, so it's pretty good. No, but seriously, this is one of the few tolerable true crime shows. It's not obnoxious and doesn't have drunk women with poor audio quality. Well, thank you, Vincent Geist. Let's see here.

What else we got here? One from QB28K. QB28K. Made fun of Syracuse. That's Todd. Says, you guys are from Rochester, it's the same thing. I call it crotch fester. No, that's comedy.

Meet me at Margaritaville in Destiny. And let's throw hands. We can go cart afterwards. I know they got that go-kart place there, that stupid mall I got up there. Anyway, let's see. We got another one here from Church Smith. One of those is real labored up, put church smith okay uh says too many podcasts roy and rickie masterson have way too many podcasts

it's almost like they are having a competition for who could podcast the most i don't know what the hell that was even talking about i'm assuming they're i don't know i'm just moving on i'm done here i don't know anyway uh we got uh let's see one uh this one here's from Flasado Domingo. And it's titled, Fantastic. I know that it is cool to write snarky comments and iTunes reviews. All the kids are doing it, but I actually love this podcast. Sorry for being a boomer, I guess.

Jeez, that was a goddamn boomer. Let me tell you, they're all over the place. All right, the next one here, this was a real good one here called It's a Shank Daddy, Fifty. The title is the person who left it. The title is penis, and the review is just balls. So, I don't know if he's describing it as typical Friday night or what's going on here with this guy. But thank you, Shake Daddy, 15.

Penis, balls. Oh, I got one more here. Wow, there's a lot of these, huh? All right, I got another one here is Gary C20. Gary C.20, that's who left it here on the 30th of July of just a little while ago, right? It says, self-indulgence at its finest. A fat, unhealthy guy and a guy who doesn't have full control of his tongue compete to see who their listeners hate more. What a concept.

Listening to these two self-indulgent douchebags will make you feel better about yourself. I agree. I really, I got to say, I really agree there. You know what? The whole time Dorkels was in the ventilator during his illness, not once did I get anything from either Viti or Mr. Carl. I mean, neither one of those guys said people lose or cards or use panties or whatever it would be to cheer up your old pal Dorkels. But I'll tell you, I'm back in my clown shoes, I'm up and around, and I'll be back soon to read more reviews of the creep off here

as long as you keep sending them in, all right? So keep, just keep feeling about, and eventually I will get to them as long as I'm not on my deathbed. All right, thanks a lot, everybody. See you later, nerds. May your enemies be cursed in your podcast adventures.