The Creep Off - Episode 79: Concrete Enema

Episode Date: September 13, 2021

This week the boys are joined by Weird Medicine’s Dr. Steve! Listen as they try to discover who is the creepiest medical professional of all time: Dr. Steve gives us all an update on his battle with Covid 19: In the Scum Parade we meet the “cool” mom, a piss collector and a former Marine in the service of God. Check out the Weird Medicine Podcast or weekly on Sirius/XM Faction TalkFollow Dr. Steve on Twitter & Instagram @Weirdmedicine  

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Coo-coo, coo. Let's rumble!

It's a disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast. It's featuring Dr. Steve's forehead. Yeah, he's in so much. I see my forehead. God damn it, Dr. Steve. This all got messed up. I had you perfect.

I didn't do anything. I blame you. Really? I blame Vinny. You know what? I blame Carl. Could I just do the intro to the show and that I'll fix Dr. Steve? Yeah, let's do it.

We did a technical run through and everything was great. Yeah, I have no idea. So you're saying that my partner in crime here is incompetent? Is that what you're trying to say? Exactly what I'm saying. I would agree with that. One of us is out very quickly, Dr. Steve. One of us is wildly employable.

The other one of us is wildly incompetent. welcome to the creep off your favorite true cry podcast to show about creeps by creeps for you creeps my name is viny paulino the people's champion and nuts to be in the other room that is one big pile of shit it's car what is happening vini paulino good to see you my friend it's nice to see you too joining us from his timothy leary themed man cave in his home it is dr steve thank you my friends Hey, Dr. Steve. Thanks for doing. I'm fucking numnuts. Oh, he's got the drops. I'm stepping all over your drops already, my dad. Sorry, sorry.

Let me run it by you again. God damn, true crime. Fucking numb nuts. That's us, baby. Wait, are we on his show? What's going on right now? People are bringing their own drops now? We're thrilled to have you, Dr. Steve.

As always, you can listen to Dr. Steve on Sirius XM at Weird Medicine, and you could also check out the Weird Medicine podcast. Exactly right. My son Beck is 16. and this is his favorite show, and he's watching on the YouTube live right now. Smart kid. Very smart kid.

He's got a good sense of you. Let's discuss why more parents aren't letting their teenage children listen to this show. Why aren't they cool like Dr. Steve, Carl? I think that most of the people who watch our show are 16-year-old, so I don't know if that's true. All right. Guys, I am a bit out of it today. I went to the Bills game yesterday,

and I did my best to not blow my voice out. I've learned my lesson on that front, but it was a very long day. Now, uh, it sounds like a rough day. I have COVID. God damn, damn it. All right. I went to a football game. You have COVID.

You win. Fair enough. Doctor, doctor. Give me the news. He's got a bad case of Wuhan flu. That's so offensive. Singing today, baby. So offensive.

To who? I don't know. Wuhan's? Yeah. is that a rap group now ladies and gentlemen this is going to be a fun show last week we talked about what happened last week let's not rub it let's not rub it in uh we did talk about it our creep was we just had wildcard yeah and i brought in a kid who murder and murdered hate fucked his teacher raped her and then went to a woody allen movie right who did you have caro i had the most uh prolific

child rapist of all time yeah you did and ladies and gentlemen you voted and here is the score the score? Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Not the Steelers 23 Bill 16. We're talking about the other score. Oh, I'm sorry, I got it right here. Here it is. Oh, wait. All right. Oh, wait. Is that the standings of the AFC Easter, the Miami Dolphins are number one?

Miami Dolphs are in first place for the last time this season. All right. Come this Sunday, that will all change. All right, fine. You won. I won with, what, 71% of the votes. Yeah. Well done. everybody.

So what does that mean? I'm up to two to one? Chile! Yes. Nice. You are. Congratulations. Now, we had to pull that category out at the last moment because Dr.

Steve couldn't join us last week as we had planned on doing, but the good doctors made time for us this week so that we can do the theme that we've been looking at for a while. Which is creepiest medical professional. Right. Now, that opens up a lot of people. It sure does. Well, when I sort of researching this, I was like, this could be a theme a lot. Yeah.

Tell me, am I wrong for placing my trust in doctors? Like, when I meet a doctor, I generally, like, have a level of respect for their education, what they've accomplished. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. You're wrong. Yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah.

It's, I was very disappointed at the number of people I had to choose from when I did this, not the least of which, you know, doctor, you know, little. Joe Mangala, just to start, which would have been the obvious one to do. I don't know if one of you guys picked him, but I thought it was too obvious. A certain person here just kind of smiled, but I think he may have not done it. A little too on the nose. A little too on the nose. It's that interesting, though, and I realize that this, you're both of these things, but if you search for a creepiest podcaster, much smaller list than creepiest doctor, just

saying, there's a lot of podcasts, completely shocking. Well, yeah, that's true. I mean, no one who cares about podcasters, people do care about their, their physicians. So I think they just get more news. Whoa, whoa. Wait, what are you trying to say? You're more important than I am. Is that what you just?

Carl, I think you're in more of a privileged position. And they are a better position to abuse. Get the good drugs. Yeah, we know. That's right. Now, Carl, I have a new idea for a category. How about a creepiest doctor with a podcast? I think I have my pick for that one.

I'll text it to you. All right. Actually, I'm going to text you first. I'm calling it first. True crime. Fucking numb nuts. That's us. So, Dr. Steve, Carl won last week.

So that means he has to go first. Growing up first is a real losing proposition around here these days. So my question for you is, would you like to go second or third at your choice? Yes. I'm okay, you know, be in the middle. Okay. All right. Carl, are you ready to do this today?

I'm not going to win. Dr. Steve calling his shot that he's not going to win. That's the most Dr. Steve thing you could have said right there. It doesn't matter when I go. I'm not going to win. I mean, do you talk to people like that before a surgery? I know. Like, what is this always with the apologizing?

Well, you know, when I'm in my lane, I'm reasonably confident. We're going to go in and we're going to remove it. But, you know, it's not going to work. I'm not going to win. I'm not going to win. Dodger Cee goes, when I'm in my lane, I'm confident. You've had the longest running radio show on Sirius X-M. This is not your laid?

You're still not in this lane. I still assume that someone will find me out someday and kick me off the air. I'm surprised. Yeah, I'd, you know, whatever. I'm, I'm a type A person, I guess. And I have, oh, well, as you well know, I have a very poor self-image, and therefore I am a compensatory narcissist not unlike some of the people that

we've talked about on this show. I don't like what you're doing over there, Vinny. I don't like what he's doing over there, Carl. I'm going to get started here. I'm going to get started with a guy known as the Grand View Rapist. This is a... The Grand View Rapist?

Yes. This is an area in Columbus, Ohio. And this is a Dr. Edward F. Jackson. Oh, Ed. The F stands for. fuck forceful fuck Ed FFF Jackson

As you Have you ever heard of this guy Doctor I am not Edward Jackson There isn't even a wiki page I want to pat myself on the back for a second here

because I found a Dodger There's not even a wiki page I couldn't find a YouTube video about this guy There wasn't some loser in their bedroom Doing a true crime show Did you find this podcast though? So I did find

article written in 1983. It goes like this. To scores of attractive young women, the Grandview rapist has been a faceless, nameless terror. He has broken into their homes in the early morning hours when they were fast to sleep. Some he threatened with a knife,

others he choked unconscious, almost all he bound and raped. The rapist was so careful that after seven years and perhaps as many as a 100 rapes, police had so few clues. They weren't even positive whether the man they were looking for was black or white. By the way,

this physician is black. Then came Sunday, September 5th, just after 6 a.m., Columbus Police surprised one, Edward Franklin Jackson. I'm sorry, I couldn't pay attention over that dog whistle you just blew. What are you talking about? I'm saying

that this is, all right, so what I'm setting up for you here is this person got away with breaking into women's apartments and homes and raping them, and they didn't have any suspects. There were no clues being left. It says, This is not an easy thing to pull off. He was good at hiding the evidence because he's a physician and he knows what they're looking for.

Very good. He just put a clothespin at the tip of his dick to make sure nothing dribbled out. No, he put the super glue. I heard that that works. It's actually a real thing. The clothespin on the dick? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's called an incontinence clamp.

Do tell. It's actually, it's like a close pin. and it's got two sort of pieces of fabric, and then you clamp it down on the end of the penis just under the glands. And if you've got incontinence, then you no longer have incontinence. You're not dribbling in your pants.

That would stop the fluid from getting out of your penis. Hey, Carl, Carl, wheel of consequences. Cockclip. Cock clip. Going on the wheel. And you have to, you chug a gallon of water with the cock clip on for three hours. Oh. That's not like fun.

No, that's bad for you. Dr. Steve, tell him no. Tell him no. I wouldn't recommend that one. But, you know, when I was first the medical advisor for the Opian Anthony channel, they would call me and say, should we let E. Rock do the... Whiffleball bat challenge? How far can we get into E. Rock?

Or the cinnamon challenge, and I would say no, and then they would just do it anyway. So, you know, yeah, you can ask me. I would recommend it. You're a very respected advisor over there, I see. It's still a free country, so you do what you want. You know, it was like, Dr. Steve says we should do it. And he's like, Dr. Steve, what does he know? I'm doing radio.

Hold your wee for a wee this weekend. All right, Carl. Tell us more about your rapist doctor. All right, that Sunday, by the way, this whole thing, just from the start of it, sounds like we're just dealing with a bunch of racist cops who wanted to get the one black doctor out of town. He was breaking into apartments and raping people. These cops later went to L.A. and framed O.J. Simpson. It's amazing what these guys have pulled up. A. Bunch of racists.

Sunday, September 5th, just after 6 a.m., Columbus Police, surprise won Edward Jackson, Jr. in the Northside Department of two women who weren't home at the time. at first Jackson was charged only with aggravated burglary and possession of criminal tools criminal tools wasn't familiar with that had an incontinence clamp but after police said they found a list of the names of more than 60 women with a date beside each name

Jackson was charged with close to 100 criminal counts spanning seven years stop it with the list was he going to bill their insurance what the fuck does he have a list for they found it in his car the list of every single victim he's been so buttoned up

that they didn't have a single clue they didn't have a lead and actually this gets even funnier. He's the only rapist who required a co-pay. This gets funnier because the same day that he was indicted September 22nd, 1983, a near lookalike

William Bernard Jackson of 30 years old was freed just being racist was freed after spending five years in prison on a conviction for two rapes in which Edward Jackson was now charged. Oh, come on. So, yeah, you want to talk about a problem here. They looked like that.

Yep, that was him. Sure. Wow. Yeah, so there was a guy who did five years for this guy's crimes. That's impossible. Just for being another black guy who's about the same height. Jackson's rapes took place between 1975 and 1982. The rapists wore a ski mask, tied up victims, and knotted ropes, and called them by name, showing

a predatory level of preparation. That's called Bedside Manor. Yes, he probably did learn that in school as well. Said one of his friends at the time, there must be some mistake. It's not the Ed Jackson I know. If it is, he's two people. And he was described as having a Jekyll Hyde personality. He was a respected internist who worked at area hospitals and even started his own private practice.

That guy jekled all over those ladies hides. How do I not have my, how do I, you know, for as long as you and I have been, this is stupid. I've been podcast together. I don't have this. ready to go whatever you talk how is that possible

where's the quobo drop I tell jokes I'm bad some better than others Jackson's victims were women 21 to 45 years old black and white secretaries nurses

psychologists lawyers business women and one Roman Catholic none others were unemployed in three instances Jackson is accused of breaking into apartment

shared by two or three women and sexually assaulting all of the occupants Edward F Jackson Jr. was convicted in two separate cases and sentenced to prison a prison term between 282 and 985 years for sexual assaults. I feel like that's, I'm just putting a really high interest rate on that credit card. He ain't going to pay that off.

No, right, yeah. Pay off that debt. Between 282 and you can stop right there. That's fine. Whatever that lower number is, that's good enough. I get it. I'm never getting out. He had a teenage daughter that lived in a suburban neighborhood.

he was a great citizen everyone loved him and meanwhile the guy was a creep and going around and uh tying women up and raping them so that's my creep dr edward jackson the grand view rapist and with that i say dr steve take it away all right boys well i um i prepared three medical creeps for you today and i thought i'd just run the readers digest version by you and see which one i should really do on the show that's how this works at all no no dot You've got to pick one. We don't pick one. Okay.

Well, let's try this. See how it goes. So the first one is Jeremy Samuel Donald Stern. He's an internist from Rappahoe, Indiana. This creep admitted a patient for congestive heart failure, which is basically the inability of the pump to deliver blood effectively to the body. I know what that is. He's done some research on this. It results in fluid, collecting in the lungs, low oxygen.

It can be fatal. Sure. And the patient had a rocky course. And on discharge, this creep admitted he prescribed propranol when he intended to prescribe the Soperlal. I mean, what a fuck. Oh, my God. Well, you're the winner this week, Steve. Wow.

What a creep. Is there a board that I could complain to about you right now? That's a pretty good one. What else you got? Okay. I got this guy. Derwood Leslie Twaddle. Oh, I know about this.

He prescribed Ivermected to someone. he gave Joe Rogan Horstee, wherever horse paste. This guy is a pathologist from Tuley, Nevada Medical Center. He was known for his odd behavior.

It was eventually discovered to his misidentified neurofibrillary tangles as beta amyloidosis on a pathological specimen. I mean, what an idiot! I mean, people tell me I behave odd all the time, but I'm not fucking

making mistakes like that. That's seriously. Come on. All right. If you didn't like those, let's try my number three, which is a guy named Joseph Michael Swango. On October 21st, 1954, the well-welcome, Joseph Michael Swanko. Who would subsequently self-identify under a string of aliases?

David J. Adams, Michael Kirk, Jack Kirk. and Michael Swan. Of course, the world would come to know him as Dr. Dead. No, everybody knows it's Dr. Death, Steve Williams. Drink, drink, and also, I don't like that one. I picked the second guy. Okay, well, then I'm done. What is this voice acting that you've brought us here, Dr. Steve?

What is going on over here? Please tell me you paid somebody to read that. You've never watched that show? No. What show is this? Yeah, I did pay a guy. I didn't do it. That's hilarious. That is David C. Robertson from DC on screen. Okay. Does he have a day job, though? Like, he's not just a voiceover guy. Okay, yeah, yeah, he has a day job, but he does see voiceover work out. Okay. Jesus.

So this guy was. You tell him to back up like 10% on that. It's a little over the top. But all right, let's hear more of it. Well, he sent me one that was said, this one is Orson Wells, and then this other one was the Joker. Oh, okay. So he had fun. He's estimated to have been involved in as many as 60 poisonings of patients and colleagues. He only admitted to causing four deaths. So this guy was the middle child of Muriel and John Virgil Swango, who was a United States Army officer. When he got back from Vietnam, he was depressed, he divorced. And like we hear so many times with these, this guy only interacted with his mother.

So he saw very little of his father at all. Being the son of an estranged alcoholic Vietnam vet didn't stop young Joseph from becoming the valedictorian of his 1972 Quincy Catholic Boys high school class playing clarinet in the band or serving in the Marine Corps, where he learned to appreciate intense physical exercise without experiencing the burden of action overseas.

So this guy goes to Quincy University. You can't have a sinister voice to talk about playing the clarinet. I don't know that he was reading the script before deciding which affectation to put on. I think he just wanted to work on his dumb joker voice. Yeah. God, I hate the Joker. Okay. I'm sorry.

Keep going, Dodger, Steve. He graduated summa cum laude. But then for some reason in college started engaging in self-flagellation to punish himself anytime he was criticized by his professors. And then he goes to medical school at Southern Illinois University. I don't have so many of these drops left. It was at Southern Illinois University School of Medicine where Swango truly began exhibiting disturbing behavior. He eschewed his studies, began working as an ambulance attendant, and became obsessed with the dead and the dying. At least five of his assigned patients paid the ultimate price for Swango's fascination.

and others suffered life-threatening emergencies. So Michael Rappaport is actually watching right now on YouTube, and he just sent me this note about your voiceover guy. This dude is fucking corny. I don't know. I don't agree. I don't agree, but that's what rap thinks. Tell us more, pudding. He also says, you're not charismatic. So I don't know.

Why are you, that's his opinion. Be mean to Dr. Steve. I'm not being mean to Dr. Steve. You already didn't invite him to that one dinner. I'm just telling you what Michael Rappaport was saying. You want to be about this again, Vinny. You are really a bad person. What I do?

I invited him. That's true. All right, let's get out of the inside baseball. So this guy had so much fun messing around with people close to death that he faked a bunch of stuff in his OBGYN rotation and was nearly expelled. now he was what do you mean he faked a bunch of stuff yeah what is that elaborate well he said god it feels like that's a great uh ground for pranks like working in the obc y ed's office that's true like you could be down at the bottom and that all of a sudden like a bunch of

scarves come flying out like a cloud what's happening here man ping pong balls and start shooting across the room it'd be really funny if you had like uh like green slime or something you go under the blanket you come out it's covered on your face like what happens holy shit wow Oh, I have so many stories I can't tell right now. I'd be the best fake doctor. Well, anyway, he was nearly expelled for just faking charts saying he saw patients that he didn't. But he did graduate. This is the thing.

And now that he was a doctor, he could write prescriptions. Prescriptions for murder. There you go. Thank you very much. He got a surgical internship at Ohio State Medical Center and was going to be. followed by a residency in neurosurgery, and this is where things started going awry for him. The nurses noted that healthy patients began dying mysteriously with alarming frequency, and one nurse caught him injecting medicine into a patient who became strangely ill.

The nurses report this guy, and they are told that they're paranoid. Wait a second. Why are you talking about Dr. Fauci now? Can we go back to the other doctor? Here we go. Carl's mad at Fauci. Drink. How do you like it, Carl? This guy, it's, he had such privilege that all these nurses go and complain. This guy's injecting people with stuff. They're dying and they're just, ah, you guys, you're on the rag. You know, they're told that they were paranoid. It could have been both. Yeah. So, you know, his work was so crummy, though, that, OSU pulled its residency offer, and they were later on during the investigation, when people

went back and said, how did we let this happen? It turned out that the university was afraid that he would sue them. So he starts working as an emergency medical technician, even though he'd been fired from an ambulance service before for making a heart patient drive himself to the hospital. That's a funny prank. That's a funny prank. It is. I mean, did he do the thing with the guy who was trying to get the card, he'd move up a couple feet. Well, anyway, the paramedics on the staff began noticing whenever he prepared coffee,

a lot of them became violently ill, and he was eventually arrested and convicted of aggravated battery for poisoning his co-workers. This guy just sounds like a joker. Yeah, it's a project of a jokeer. You need a guy like this around the office. It just makes it more fun.

Yeah. It makes the day go by. Makes it more challenging. And trust me, you've never. tasted Carl's coffee. Come on. That press house stuff he's trying to sell everybody.

Presshouse.com slash, you know, they grind the beans with his club feet. That's not true. That's been disproven time and time again. You can order to go

to Press House. That's a fallacy. What video is saying is a fallacy. The club foot blend. A fallacy. Anyway, he spends five years in

prison. He gets released, finds a job as a laboratory technician. And then, of course, what happens is his coworkers start getting sick, right and left. And around this time, he met this woman, Kristen Leon Kinney, and she was a nurse at this hospital. And they fell in love. They were going to get married once they got settled. And he resigned his position to seek out a new position as a doctor. So he changes his name to Daniel J. Adams, forged a bunch of documents, gets a job. at Sanford Medical Center in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. So you don't need to have a degree to become a doctor. No, you just have to know how to use Photoshop.

So I am a doctor now. Good. After this taping, I will be a doctor. I think if Dr. Steve just says you're a doctor now, then you become a doctor. It's like being bitten by a vampire. The pay is good with the hours kind of suck. I don't think I'm going to do it. Can I be a doctor, Dr. Steve?

Yeah, you're a doctor. a doctor of love a doctor of cheeseburgers the pizza doctor is in this guy ends up at the Sanford and this is what happens Swango established a sterling

reputation at Sanford but made the mistake of attempting to join the American Medical Association who did a more thorough background check and found out about that pesky poisoning conviction. At Thanksgiving,

the Discovery Channel aired an episode of Justice Files that included a segment on Swango. Amid the AMA report and calls from frightened colleagues, Sanford fired Swango. Kinney went back to Virginia soon afterward after suffering from violent migraines.

After she left Swango, the headache stopped. What a surprise. So this guy leaves, and then he finds a place in a residency program doing psychiatry at Stony Brook. And now, again, the patients begin dying for no explicable reason. Four months later, his fiancé committed suicide. Arsenic was found in her body. Well, that's a good way to kill yourself.

It is. Yeah, with arsenic. So just a coincidence. Her mother was horrified to find out that this person with his hip, history could be allowed to practice medicine. So she contacted his previous dean, and Swango admits he lied about his poisoning conviction, and he was fired. And before he resigned, the dean set a warning about this guy to all 125 medical schools and a thousand teaching hospitals across the United States.

So now what does he do? He goes to Zimbabwe. Oh, there you go. He's probably the best doctor in Zimbabwe by default. You're all hitting on poison. What's the difference? There's a twist here with this guy that is why I really wanted to use him. And I hope the payoff is worth it.

Don't advertise it. Just go for it, baby. Got you, buddy. He settled in Zimbabwe using these forged documents, got a job at a mission hospital. And again, his patients begin dying mysteriously. And this is what kills me about this guy. One of the complaints was that he lacked basic skills as a doctor. Now, he graduated Summa Cum Laudey from a decent college, worked as an EMT, got full medical training, did two or three different residencies, and he's outed for being a bad doctor in Zimbabwe.

Yeah, that's the one thing he should have had buttoned up, like to make it look like he was going to be a doctor. That's the one thing you'd want to do if you're going to, like, poison everyone. Yeah. Yeah. So he was suspended. He hires a lawyer, tries to get an interim permit to work, but one of the surgical residents there said he was weird, found him snooping. around mysteriously in the wards and in the ICU, even when he wasn't on call. And they had suspected that a lot of the sudden deaths were caused by him, but they didn't

have any proof at that stage. So he rents a room from a widow in Zimbabwe. She just coincidentally comes down with arsenic poisoning, but she sent hair samples to South Africa, which were positive for arsenic, and the Zimbabwe police were notified. In the meantime, Swango had sensed that the net was closing in on him. He crossed the border to Zambia and subsequently to Namibia, where he found temporary medical work. Again. He was charged in absentia with poisonings.

In March, 1997, he applied for a job at the Royal Hospital in Diharan, Saudi Arabia, using a false resume. Which, by the way, the job he got. He couldn't take care of those 15 hijackers? He had one job to do while in Saudi Arabia. He couldn't figure it out. Bob Johnson and the YouTube made the best joke. He goes, Bill Gates is the one who hired him to go to Africa. That's pretty good.

Well, he never made it to Saudi Arabia because this genius who's in Zimbabwe books a flight, and he has a layover in Chicago O'Hare International Airport on his way to Saudi Arabia. That's not the way to Saudi Arabia. I don't know. But did they get him, you know, they arrest. him. Did they get him for murder? Of course. Fucking Travelocity.

Well, he was trying to get the cheapest flight that's got out of him. True, true. He pleads guilty to defrauding the government and was sentenced to three and a half years in prison. Still not for murder. And the sentencing judge ordered that he not

be allowed to prepare or deliver food or have any involvement in the same. So it turns out if you're a federal inmate, you've got to serve 85% of your sentence before you're eligible for getting time off, which meant they only had about three years to prove he was a murderer. And they were afraid, of course, if they let him out, that he would murder again. And so they exhumed the bodies of three of his patients. They found evidence that he paralyzed a guy with an injection that was supposedly a sedative.

Yeah. Who's the person who has to dig it into the ground? Oh, yeah. Forensic pathologist. It's Casey. That's a crazy job. Yeah, by the way, that person- She does it with their fingers. She doesn't even like to use a shovel. Yeah, exactly. Those people are the creeps, in my opinion. If you want that job, you're a creep. Modern-day ghouls.

Yes. Yeah, pathologists tend to be folks that don't want to interact with patients on a one-to-one basis, you know, a lot of them. And so, you know, they work in labs or they- Would you say, you know. Would you say that is like the type of doctor that's the creepiest and the weirdest in general? Like when you meet, when you go, uh. Yeah, for, listen, I was, I was, Dr. Steve, name names. We want to know. I was a medical examiner for a while when I was up in Vermont. And I will have to say that the journal that I got for the National Association of Medical Examiners was one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.

It was one crazy ass death after another, people with, who had killed themselves by giving themselves concrete animas, all with the pictures, pictures of people with the auto. erotic asphyxiation after giving themselves champagne enemas, a guy that got run over by a tractor, and it just showed this big divot in his chest. I mean, they love that stuff. Wheel of Consequences. Yes. Concrete edema. I like that. That would be a funny band name.

Yeah, it would be a great band name. Don't ever do it, though, because remember concrete, when it sets, is an exothermic reaction, meaning it gives off heat. So what it does is it cooks you from the inside. Now, Robin Quirvers used to do the coffee enemas. Isn't that also hot, Dr. Steve? Well, hopefully they're not using hot. I thought they were just pouring it right.

Okay. We're from the curing. No, hopefully not. All right. So anyway, so they finally charged this guy with three counts of murder. I'm almost done. And the FBI agents told him that on the day he was due to be released, he would be extradited to Zimbabwe.

And he began to sing like a bird. And in court, he pleaded guilty to the three murder counts. You think I want to go back to Zimbabwe? He was in big trouble if he got convicted in Zimbabwe. So he prosecutors read lurid passages from his notebook, again with the notebook, these guys. Describing the joy he felt during his crimes. And he got three consecutive terms of life without parole. In his book, Blind Eye, Quincy Native James B. Stewart estimated that counting the suspicious deaths at S.I.U.

Circumstantial evidence links to 35 suspicious debts. The FBI believes he may be responsible for as many as 60 debts, which would make him one of the most proliferous serial killers in American history. Which is why I picked this guy, and that, my friends, is my creep of the week. Jeffrey Michael Swango physician and the most prolific serial killer in American history. And also a good friend of yours. Didn't you tell us that as well? Yeah, a little Jeff we called him. L.

Jeff. L. Now, folks, you've heard a couple of stories here. You heard about this guy, Swango, who's a doctor. You heard about this rapy doctor that Carl brought. But folks. Edward Jackson, yes. My creep today is a German gentleman.

his name is Niels Hogle And Niels wasn't a doctor Nealz was a male nurse Thank you I rest my case Is Male nurse Everyone should suspect the male nurse I agree

Not only is he a male nurse His father was a male nurse So if that doesn't tell you what kind of creepy jeans we're talking about here Even Dr. Steve looks disgusted here What year are we talking about There weren't male nurses before 2000 what are he talking about he received his certification to become a nurse in 1997 yeah but his father though i mean there's no way his dad was a male did that was a doctor you're oh my god

his father this very well no i did and his father was the laughing stock okay everybody made father of oh look at the male nurse huckle good they used to call bedbens they used to call humor they used to call bedpans hogals just because it's just to mock this man all right now his son wanted to bring a little bit of respect and dignity back to the family name. He went into the same profession, but he went in with the goal of being the greatest male nurse there ever was. Not only is this guy a creep, he's a tryhard. Yeah, okay. He's a big-time try-hard.

And Dr. Steve tells me that his guy might be one of the most prolific serial killers in American history. Well, the FBI said that because they like to pad their numbers. Well, let me just throw this out of you. My guy, post-World War II, is the most prolific serial killer in German history. Really? Yes, sir. All right. Sounds pretty good.

In 1999, he got a job in the Oldenburg Clinic. He was stationed in the cardiac surgery intensive care unit. And in August 2001, doctors and medical orders at the hospital held a meeting. And at this meeting that he attended, they discussed an unusual spike in both resuscitations and deaths during the preceding months. Now, 58% of those incidents were to have been occurred where our boy, Neels was. working surely a coincidence after this meeting kneels just called in sick for three weeks because he was like oh shit i don't even want to go back there yeah but uh he did go back nothing happened nobody knew anything was going on but the head physician there was very very suspicious

because he knew something was a male nurse because he was a male nurse like it's got to be the male nurse whatever the fuck's happening here agreed so they transfer him to the anesthesiology ward then the head physician there is like there's something fucking wrong with this guy. I don't know what it is. They noticed that he was in the middle of life-saving situations all the time. Here comes Neals. He's coming to save the day. This dude is a creepy German and he's going to save the day. All these people are having going into cardiac arrest and there he is. And they're like, yeah, so doctors finally here. Like no. No, unfortunately it's just a male nurse. Like, damn it. He wanted to show everybody that a male nurse could be a hero.

2. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. So they said to him that this is really weird. These numbers are very suspicious. We're not able to prove anything, but we want you out of here so you could resign or we're going to fire you. He chose to resign and they wrote him a letter of recommendation. Oh, that's nice. For God's sake. Maybe someone else's problem. No. Perfect. He went to another clinic called the Delmhurst Clinic, where emergencies and fatalities mostly due to arrhythmia or sudden decreases in blood pressure began spiking every time he was on the job. This led to Hogle's co-workers again, thinking there's something wrong with this guy. In court proceedings, it comes out that the doctors thought he was great because he was always there at his resuscitation rate was really

pretty all right. Okay. So they liked him for a while, but then one day they found four empty vials of the stuff called Jirlintemal G-I-L-U-R-Y-T-M-A-L, Dr. Steve? Hmm, that must be a German version of it. Let me look at it. Yeah. Ajomeline. Does that mean anything? A-J-M-A-L-N-E?

Oh, oh. Ajmaline? Yeah. Okay, that's, yeah, that's before you say this, though, Dr. Steve, I just want to remind you of the policy on the show. Yeah. No fat chicken. No, go ahead.

We have a doctor on. We could use this. What does this drug do? I need to know. Yeah, it induces, um, arrhythmias. Oh. Why would it, why would you want a drug to do that? Well, it's your heartworking too well.

Here's the interesting, interesting fact here. Um, tell you why, but you don't care. They found. Four doctors. You're fucking right. You're fucking right. It's okay. They found four empty vials of this shit in his ward, in spite of no doctor,

having prescribed it at all. Well, they're empty. Why would they ever prescribe it? Right. They found four vials of it. Nothing happened. Yeah, so there's a disease, sorry. Go ahead.

There's a disease called Brugata Syndrome, and they use it to diagnose it. And Brigada syndrome is a thing that causes mutations in this sodium ion channel. I knew you wouldn't want to know. So, but anyway, and you can use this stuff to help diagnose it. That's really the only use for it that I know of. Well, no. There's another use for it. It's to make yourself look like a hero, which is what our boy was doing.

It's awesome. He was inducing people into having cardiac arrest just so he could jump in and fucking be a goddamn hero. Who is this guy think is, Tom Myers? What does he think he's doing? Honestly, this is the same strategy the FBI has where they give somebody a bunch of bombs and guns and then they arrest it when they show up at the seat. Like, ah, we got you. A bunch of tryheart.

Nobody's a fan of this. Yep. So in 2005, he's been there for three years. Colleagues caught him intentionally injecting into a syringe pump this drug. So the police opened an investigation into Hogle. Multiple coworkers at the hospital came forward to say that they were suspicious of him. They discovered that 73% of the deaths in the hospital could be connected to Hogle's work schedule. No one told me there was going to be boasting.

73 fucking percent of the deaths yeah that's a lot yeah but it's just his schedule though so there'd be some percentage no matter what when they caught him red-handed doing this okay he was arrested and he went to jail for seven years for attempted murder but he was trying to save them though it's an attempted murder if you then try to save the person it was actually attempted voluntary manslaughter they got him with and he goes to jail but they open it up an investigation into him when all is said and done In 2019, 14 years after, that's how long it took to investigate all of this. 106 victims. Okay. 100 people who actually died? Yes. 106 people actually died. Why don't you have that at your point?

That's a good one. I know. That's a Dr. Steve thing, though. The ages of the people were aged 34 to 96. So, 106 people. Now, how many people did he save? That's what I was wondering. Yeah, because he was trying to save them afterwards.

He is credited with saving 60 people. Amazing. Pretty good. Pretty good. But 106 people died. Which would put his batting average at 0.341, which is not real great. That's Hall of Fame. That's Hall of Fame right there.

But his murder, his murder batting percentage is 0.602. So, 602, I think he's a much better murderer than he is a hero. and that is why my creep is the try hard male nurse Niles Hogle and we all know we're going to lose the doctor Steve because the fans are going to fuck with us

See, why are you planting that seed right there? Because I already know they were going to do it We just won't put them in the I'll just add them out Yeah, we'll just edit them out Just don't want people vote for them They might vote for the guy Who did the voiceover

As the creep this week? Yeah, I would agree with that So that's our competition this week Make sure you go to the creepoff.com to vote Carl, what was your creep's name? My creep is Dr. Edward F. Jackson, Jr. And you could vote for Dr. Steve and Dr. Michael, Jerry, Jeffrey Swango, whatever his name is. Joseph Michael Swango.

And my guy is... Niles Hogle. I thought it was... Okay, whatever. You keep changing the name. Because I came across this guy when I was researching it. And I'm like, Dr. Steve, what's this guy's name? I don't think this is right.

And then you came up with three different names. Yeah. And my guy is Niels Hogle. R.A. Thanks. Or R.N. Whatever. Yes. Yeah, R.A. He's in charge of the dorms. Let's do some voicemails, shall we, Carl? We can't do voicemails without talking about our sponsor. The creep-off voice mail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Come see our 800-pound butter sculpture. Hurry before Vinny tracks it down. And see you in Syracuse.

It's one hour and 12 minutes away from where I sit. That's your head start, people. That's how much time you have to see this part of sculpture. That's your head start. So let's start with this one. This guy is responding to one of the questions we talked about. Did anybody ever bang their teacher in high school? Oh, yeah, yeah.

I put that out there. Yep, yep. Here we go. Let me start this at the beginning. Sorry, guys. Hey, I lost my virginity to my algebra two teacher. I was 18. She was 27.

It's amazing. 45 seconds isn't long enough, but basically I was an office day. I got to go in there on my three hours talk to her. I had a assembly one day, and didn't see her. She called my fucking house and told me, I missed you today. I said, yeah, you probably thought about me fucking you on your desk. And she said, yeah, I did.

And next thing you know, two days later, I was fucking blowing my load all over myself and her and all that good shit. So if you had to full of the story of this crazy bitch, then she fucked my friends after we all. graduated but uh there you go thanks man all right i'm calling bullshit on this story i bet she said she missed penis too

well there's a couple of things wrong with so my lesbian algebra teacher I mean the first thing the first red flag for me was he was an 18 year old virgin and this chick was attracted to him yeah he mean his uncle didn't get to him first come on guys what are we even talking about

what are we even talking about thank you betty I got a voice mail for us No you don't Hey Carl With Cam So for the live show Was that really Vinnie's consequence To do

Patrick Michael stand up In front of your own fans That's hard to even That's consequence Coming back That actually wasn't his consequence His consequence was doing that At an open mic

Which I believe you've posted On the creep off YouTube channel YouTube channel Go there now please subscribe Subscribe to the Creepoff on YouTube please and we'll have more fun videos of us humiliating ourselves yes yes speaking of which didn't you tell me that you had a video that was ready to go I'm waiting to see it we're still

in post on that there shouldn't be a post it should be seven seconds of video it's we're in post there's some CGI that I'm trying to work out what do you need CGI I listen I just wanted to be a really good seven second video so we'll get it done soon okay it's now I'm not doing it No, no, I'm not doing it, dude. You got the 14 second porn challenge. It's done. Damn it! It's the fourth, now the 14 second porn challenge.

That's too long. I don't care. That's too long. Not my problem. It's been too long since you spun the wheel. You're the one who has to stand there filming me while I do this. Fine, and I'm going to be standing there and look horrified. Like, well, somebody think of the children.

I'm going to wear a Dolphins jersey when I do it. Do it. Show you all those famous creeps. Ballsiest thing you ever did. You, your stupid Buffalo Bills. How was your day yesterday? game it was uh it was not great and then i got multiple texts from viny that were just ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha there's a couple emojis of that laughy cry face

yeah yeah yeah well you know the dolphins won so uh here's another voicemail hi this voice mail is for a vincent paulino hello mr paulino this is philip from the love zone we are calling today to congratulate you on ten years of lord loyal, loyal service and subscription to our website. And as a thank you gift, we will be giving you the next year for half price. Just use the promo code, CP King.

And we want to thank you again for your loyal, loyal service. Thanks, Ben Brandis. Who's that old guy over there? Uncle Benny, Uncle Benny. With the creepy old guy's there. Uncle Benny. The love zone.com.

I didn't know the Ben Braden's guy had such a range. That's pretty good. Good on him. All right. I got another voicemail for us here. All right. Yeah, just listen to WACP. This is for Vinny on the creep up.

It is so precious to hear him talk about the fat so's he saw in Chicago and how fired up and fucking vile he gets. Vinny hates fat people just down inside. Not even deep down. He's a fat hater. He's a fatso who hates fatos. You want to know something amazing? you got you're right you're right i'm a fatso who hates fat so i'm also an italian who hates italians so i'm just saying i'm a self-hater if you got 10 pounds on viny he hates your guts and i just think

it's hilarious yeah vinny is a fucking fat he's a fat fat shamer so anyways you fat fat shamer anyway hey vini i'm about yeah i'd like to think 50 pounds less than you so obese you are a fat slob to me and i think you should die a slow duck I'll care you will. You'll manage. All right, anyway, love you guys. Love you go. The fat fat shamer.

The fat fat chaper, Minnie Polino. You really do hate fat people. You sent me so many videos. And by the way, whenever you send me videos of fat people at wrestling events, they're never with other people.

They're not like popular. They're not like having a conversation. They had them when they got there, but they either 8% of them or said. Right. Something fucking happened. All right, last voicemail. Carl, thanks for calling in again.

Oh, boy. hey then this is carl i just need to know what i'm not in chicago you grabbed on the vicks titties and yelled and i quote awuba and you thought they smelled bad on the outside just let me know but hold on a second that did not happen what titities star wars reference what fucking titties oh come on vicks got uh some tickled bitties what he talking about wasn't paying attention i couldn't get past her face well if you had five bucks a month, you could see what they look like on patreon.com slash

Who are these podcasts? Something that's well worth $5. Well, maybe I'll be able to afford it because now that I got a discount to the love zone. All right. What are we doing next, Vinny? I think it's time for a scum parade, kids. You know what? Instead of a scum parade,

I think that we should do because Dr. Steve is here, we should do this. are very strange, weird news. No. Let's do weird news. I don't do weird news. I do the scum parade. It's different.

Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's a scum parade. Oh, no, it's a scum parade. Look out for the scum parade. Making me his day. It's day. Rapid kids, we got a fucked-up scum parade for you this week. Let's start off with the lower end of things.

A Florida mom was arrested for allegedly help her son and friend beat up another child. Yes. Anytime a child gets beaten up, I'm all right with it. Well, it starts off being funny and then it only gets funnier. It's a good story. That's the thing about it. 30-year-old Ashley Ruffin is accused of grabbing the boy by his hair. Ruffin is a good last name for her.

She is Ruffin to look at. Oh, she certainly is. she's accused of grabbing the boy by his hair and arm and holding him while her son and another bully beat him up yes i like ma hold him i like you got it son in the article it says another bully beat him up i like that they're already like labeling these these young children they're a gang they're called the mama's boys so the flagler county sheriffs off sent a monday the victim told police that he was sitting with his friends outside a sports complex at indian trails middle

school. When he was attacked by the two boys, his friends ran over to help, but at some point during the scuffle, the victim said that Ruffin restrained him, allowing her sons of the other boys to continue pummeling him. Witnesses who corroborated the boy's story also told cops that Ruffin flashed a taser at one point during the brawl. The sheriff's office said the victim's mother reported the incident to a resource officer at the middle school on Wednesday, who it turned, flagged it to the sheriff's office. Ruffin was hit with battery and child abuse charges. She has denied that she tried to hurt a child and claimed in a Facebook live video that she was only trying to pull her son away from the altercation. That always helps.

Do you guys check out this video? No, do you have it? Yeah, I do. It's 15 minutes long. So there's just a little piece of it here. Enough of trying to be the cool mom, though. Jesus Christ. Well, I will tell you this.

I don't think this woman's spoken to an attorney yet because there is no attorney at Earth who would say, go to Facebook live and tell you your side of the story. She's beat up over 4,000 kids. What is she? It's a really bad idea. So it starts off she's waiting for it to populate, which is kind of a weird move. But she's also beside herself. She's crying hysterically. She's all upset.

And I'm just going to wait for people to come on to hear my story. What do you, Opie? And a bill is here. And Fred is here. Hi, Fred. I like to thank Billy for the $3. I would apologize. Now I'm on Central Florida.

News, West News, Flagler County Sheriff's Office. Like, this is such a biased, one-sided story. They took the word of the children. I'm in so much pain because I would never hurt a child. Well, no, you're held the kid. I had to spend a night in jail undeservingly away from my newborn baby, my three boys. She has three kids. Take them away.

What are they doing? So that's the beginning of the video. She's crying hysterical. I didn't do anything. You guys don't know the story. And then she starts telling the story. And I just want to play this for you because I'm going to point out she goes through a lot of the dialogue between these boys in a locker room where she was not present. They go to the locker room and the kid is insisting.

And my son is there saying, Joe, yo, chill out. Like, however they talk, like, bro, not here. Like, chill, chill, chill. So the kid says Oh, well, you're a pussy And there's a lot of teenage boys in this locker room Mind you, they're 13, 14 He's 12, he just turned 12

So he's like laughed it off That's Eli He's like, you know Chill It's not like stop He's so the kid says I'll slap box you right now If not you're a pussy

So this woman's going through the dialogue That her son told her Because he doesn't want to get in trouble Tucker Dixon on YouTube She's going to have a new show on Patreon Called Beedings on the balcony That I would subscribe to Well done

That I would subscribe to for sure So this is again 15 minutes long She's going through And exclaiming her innocence Meanwhile she's just telling her son's side of the story Everything that her son told her No this kid deserved it mom

He was a bully He was trying to beat us up She doesn't like bullies car She obviously does not. She's like Captain America. By the way, can I point out that the New York Post rules?

This is a sentence from that article. Flagger County Sheriff, Rick Staley, said that he doubts Ruffin will receive a mother of the year award. I totally have that reddy. I was going to close with that. How is that newsworthy? She certainly isn't going to win

the mothers of the year award. The cop made a snide remark. All right. Good on him. First off, sir, how do you know what qualified? his mother of the year. If my mother had fucking held people down for me to punch him when I was a kid, she would have

gotten way better Mother's Day gifts. None of that DIY making yourself shit. I would have gone to the store for her. World's greatest mom mug, here you come. That's it. That's it. You guys want to go to Dublin, Ohio? Yes. A Dublin man who previously served time for trying to collect the urine of young boys was indicted

on child pornography charges Monday. This guy's a creep. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definition of a creep. So, uh, Let's, before I tell you what he did, let's just talk about... I mean, it could be a laboratory situation. Who has?

And urinary tract infections. Who hasn't collected children's urine? And he's trying to help them out? Medical taste testing purposes. It's possible the guy discovered the fountain of youth. And maybe when I'm in my 70s, I'll be hanging out in the bathroom of a mini golf course. Let's just keep that as a possibility. This guy's arrest record goes back to 1994.

He pled guilty to gross sexual imposition. against an eight-year-old boy, which I looked up, and it pretty much means he whacked off in front of a kid. Oh, okay. Then in 2006, he was caught at a movie theater and was accused of watching little boys urinate. Hey, give me that. Don't put that in there.

Put it in the cup. You're being wasteful. Yeah. He got one of those giant... 2006 was like a Lord of the Rings collector's cup. He's just like, do it right in here. You don't need that toilet. Oh, God.

Police said a pet admitted to collecting boys urine, even paid them for it. well transactional it's called capitalism you know they say sex work is sex work but I didn't know you were allowed to do it like after school in 2009 Pat was convicted of attempting to collect yearn from toilets and another business

so he likes his peepee yes he does and uh the grand jury this past Monday morning wait a minute whoa whoa whoa way is there he wasn't trying to collect it from kids he's trying to collect it from the toilets. Is that against the law? Is that illegal? Yeah.

It's like someone doesn't flush. That's mine now. Finders keepers. Yeah. Yeah. It's like trash at the curb. You left it there. Yes.

I'm going to grab that desk that has a broken leg and some urine. You know what? Honestly, God, I'm thinking about this now. Every time I go and take a leak in public, I'm not flushing. I'm leaving it there.

Yeah. Yeah. Somebody might enjoy it. Right. We're thoughtful people around here. You know what? Actually, I'll take it one step forward.

Further than that, I'm going to put it on eBay. Not only am I not going to flush it, I'm going to actively seek out people who want my urine sample. You mean to tell me that I could go to eBay.com and get a pea sample from the host of the peepod? That's right. Tell me more, Carl. That's right. Yes. You can hear from episode 24 of the peepod.

The actual urine can now be yours. Collect them all. We have Croj. We have Andy. Comes in many of styles and flavors. Kai is a little more expensive because you can. got to ship it overseas. Yes, and it's extra musty. It's not getting past customs. Correct. Now, he got in trouble because he was going to a third-party computer and using it to look up

internet porn and people called the police and busted him. Hold on. I want to explain what this article says. Yes. It actually kind of annoys me. Yeah, I had to look it up from another place, a different article than yours. So go ahead. Okay, then maybe this explains it because they said they received a tip that Patton was Googling shit. I'm like, well, from who? Google? Who's telling on him about what he's Googling? It's got to be Google. And the reason why... It was someone else's computer. He was trying to sneak it on

somebody else's. Because the reason why I get upset about that sort of thing when it's like, oh, well, he was Googling stuff. Like, well, wait, how did people find out about that? If I have to go and explain my search history to a judge someday? Oh, no. Your Honor, I don't care how to properly encrypt CP on a hard drive. You see, I was just

trying to come with an accurate setup for a joke that I was doing. Is a liar. I just feel like it would be a really bad day for both of us if we end up in court over this. Oh my God. Our search history, forget about it. I'd be like, yeah, all right. How many years just how to murder Casey?

I do have the answer for you on whether you can sell your urine. Okay. I already know the answer. It's yes. It is yes. Selling urine as a part of a work of art appears to be legal. There's no federal law banning the practice. Now, the sale of urine is illegal in certain states under specific circumstances.

Can you gift it? Are you allowed to gift it? No, I would think. That's where it gets dicey. That's where it gets a little bit of dicing. It's like, no, no, no, your honor. The urine was free. It was the T-shirt that was $800.

What if we were to make a comic book and put our urine into the egg like kiss? Yes. Oh, so here's, okay, in 1990s, South Carolina man, Kenneth Curtis launched a lucrative business selling his urine to people who worried they may fail a company drug screen. Oh, my urine won't help you with that. He sold 15,000 samples, and then that was prohibited. Unless you want to get fired at a really cool place. They're going to help.

15,000 samples he's able to sell? Yep. That might be worth it to stop doing drugs. A year, and he did it for years. Yeah, never mind. $69 bucks for 5.5 ounces. which is a pretty specific 69 bucks

Yeah I know It's cute 75 if you want First Piss of the morning Cost a little more Yeah first piss is the cleanest Anyway so there you go

So let's move on If I can't be funny I can at least be informative Thank you Dr. Steve If you don't stop being hard on yourself By the way Vin you can be neither of those things So at least you're one

Yeah I know To be you're my hero Two Marshall County residents were sentenced to prison for their roles in what officials have called the most disturbing case they've ever been a part of. A 37-year-old woman named Holly DeBord of Albertville received a sentence of 199 years Tuesday, 99 years for one count of first-degree sodomy, and 99-year termed for one count of sexual torture. She received a 12-month sentence for one misdemeanor charge of bestiality, and Christopher, for a half is 53, we're both charged in connection with what they said was a terrible video.

Now, what they did was, apparently, a mentally handicapped man in the village told on them for something to the police. Yes. They took this... Uh-oh, retort alert. Retort alert, class.

They tied him down. They had a dog piss on him and shit on them. They had the dog fugging him. And then they had other things. that they inserted into this gentleman. Wait, how do you know this? Because I read this article, and I didn't get any of this information that you're telling me. Right.

I look at multiple articles. I just send you the over, like the overdrafts so I could surprise you with details later. So, you know what's funny is that I wrote down, did they shove a large dildo into a retart's ass and make the dog lick the blood? Because I was trying to figure out specifically what this video had in it. And I guess I was way out on that. I would think that that might have probably happened to this. Dogs are out of control. When they smell something they want, good luck, guys.

Good point. Before she was sentenced to 200 years in jail, she said to the court, I ask you for mercy and ask for a second chance. What? Yeah. Yeah, she learned her lesson. I won't be doing that again, Your Honor. I really learned. I've had some time to reflect. I take full responsibility for what I did. I have spent my time in jail soul searching. I know that if I had made better choices, I am 100% positive things would be different. I have a family of my own. I've been a single mom since my son was nine years old. She was the one barking all of the orders in this video. So she's telling him how far to shove the thing in the guy in the retard's ass and telling the dog what to do. Get him, scout. Yeah.

That's a problem right there. 199 years to life, which is life. And then this says in the article, the other guy received a life sentence for his role in the violent, viral video. Yeah. Because this video. I haven't seen this video. What do they mean by viral? This was released in a town.

Like, they're in a small town. Uh-huh. And they put this on, like, Facebook. Everyone was sharing it on Facebook. Yes. It was on social media, they said. Hey, look what we did. Violently raping a retard was a viral video on Facebook video.

Is that what you're telling me? They did a YouTube premiere video of it. It was great. My family didn't share that one with me. I missed it. I would think that was something to do. People are very dumb. The act itself is heinous.

But then to videotape it and go, we're proud of this. Y'all look. Take look. Fucking Dr. Stephen is kinkshaming again. To each their own, Dr. Steve. I can't. Good Lord.

Good for them for being in. I got to tell you, Dr. Steve, I didn't know about any of the stuff that was going on until I started doing the show with Vinny. Like, Vinnie's always been obsessed with these types of stories. But I've learned a lot about humanity and none of it is good. No, we are a problem. I don't know why you're wasting your time trying to save people.

What's wrong with you? I know. We're going to force them to retire early. I think there should be a questionnaire before you get medical attention. Have you, are you on a sex offender registry? Yeah, you're on your own. There's a very viral video of you on Facebook that we can find. Have you ever?

Analy raped or retard with a German Shepherd? Pretty specific, but we still need to ask. Yes. No. He's a serious question. I wonder how they got the dog to actually defecate on him because I can't get my dog to defecate anywhere I want him to. What you want him to?

Wife's pillow? I know. I know what you're up to. In the yard over there. Most people could train a dog to shit outside, Dr. Seam. I don't know why this is a problem for you. Yeah, but I want him to go in a certain place. Anyway.

All right. He's just used to people listening to his advice and the dog doesn't listen. That's right. He's like, when I tell you, you need to shit the backyard. this shit on a human being. I just don't know how you do that. I mean, it's weird that that's what I'm fixated on on that story. I get it.

I don't even know if that's what really happened in this video. I may have made it up. I don't know. If you have a copy of the video. Yeah, because somebody who's seen this video, since it's so viral, explain how it went down. Thank you. Thank you, please, and thanks. A former U.S.

Marine allegedly said that God sent him to brutally massacre a Florida family over the weekend. In his defense, God has had people do some pretty fucked up shit over the news. man i've always said the ultimate creep old testament god yeah that's the biggest creep yeah he was a fucking asshole he did not do nothing to prove a lot of points to people he likes to teach tough lessons right yes he he had no connection to the victims of this other than a chance encounter with several of them as he was leaving a friend's house just hours before he targeted these people in this mass murder he didn't know them there was nothing behind this other than insanity yeah god told him who they were though. Right. I said insanity. Oh, well. If God's talking to you, I'm sorry to inform you.

Yeah, but if God- He's not, if God offers you the job of being the cops for God, are you turning down that offer? That sounds pretty, I want to be the cops for God. That sounds pretty fun. I think that's what I thought I was at that white sex gave. I think so, too. Authorities say his motive was entirely delusional. The suspected killer allegedly provided investigators with the detailed account of how he planned and executed the slaughter. this dude's a marine he did this in a couple of hours he came up with how to murder this family i mean it wasn't that difficult he was armed and they were three months old just a fucking family out of saturday afternoon and actually the 11 year old daughter actually tricked him so he wasn't that great yeah he had a friend who made him some type of first aid kit he went over to his friend's house and picked it up 25 minutes after he left his friend's house he pulled in front of this house and he spotted the 40 year old homeowner justice gleason mowing his lawn Yeah, his plan was to go help people from Hurricane Ida.

Yeah, and that's why he got the first aid kit to, like, go take with him. No. No, no, no. He had more important things to do first. This guy's name is Brian Riley, by the way. Yeah, Brian Riley. So Riley pulled up to this house. The man's mowing law, and he rolls up his window and says, hey, God said that I need to talk to

Amber because she's going to commit suicide. Right. And the guy's like, Mr. Gleason's like, sir, there's nobody here named Amber. And he's like, yes, there is. God told me there is and I demand to speak to her because she's going to commit suicide and I'm here to save her. So I wouldn't think I just let him talk to Amber. I don't understand. Because there was no Amber. Oh, there is no Amber. Okay. Because God fucked up today. God, come on. I don't know that God knows English. I don't know why he would.

Gleason's mother-in-law, an 11-year-old daughter were also in the yard at the time. They told Riley to leave her they would call the cops. Riley responded that there was no need to call the cops because, quote, I'm the cops for God. The cops. You're looking at them. My jurisdiction, everywhere. My jurisdiction, heaven and hell. All of existence. They tell me to leave. He doesn't want to leave.

He never made a threat. He just made just random crazy statements about trying to save Amber. Right. He leaves. He tells the cops that during this time after, he was still having a conversation with God. And he claims that God told him to, quote, kill everyone and rescue Amber because she is a victim of sex. trafficking, end quote. Riley allegedly said during an interview with police, Eddie, that he

became, began putting together a quote, ops plan. Yeah. Oh boy. It was just all made up in this guy's brain. There were no victims of sexual trafficking. You don't know that. You don't know that, Vinny. God could have told him this. You're making that up on your own. This is your own assumption, your own bias that's saying that. At 4.22 a.m., he performed reconnaissance on the home, repositioned his truck for a quick getaway, planned an outdoor diverse, so he could break into the home and laid down glow sticks so that he and amber would know where to go when they left the house. Riley also explains actions in great detail, telling the police that he entered through the back apartment and cleared the house, killing a 62-year-old family member by shooting an entire magazine into her.

Believing he was protected by God, Riley then entered the main house where he first shot and killed the family dog. then shot down the bathroom door where the family was hiding. Once he was inside, he allegedly said he shot Gleason first, then his 33-year-old wife, and then their three-month-old son. Who at the time was clutched in his dead mother's arms? Riley then allegedly found the 11-year-old girl and tortured her in order to find Amber. She was going to waterboard an 11-year-old to get Amber. He was doing like the Batman thing.

Where's Amber? the sheriff added that raleigh would ask the girl where's amber and then count down from three when the girl responded that she didn't know riley would shoot her yes oh this happened several times according to judge the i would have made up a story amber's next door she's across the street i would have figured out a neighbor i don't like but like actually you got the wrong house but you're not far two doors down to the left how about i'm amber save me please yeah that also that also would have been a good idea that's the answer he told the girl girl, I murdered your parents because they're sex traffickers. Yeah. The girl only survived because she tricked Riley by plane dead. Yeah, which is, by the way, very easy to do after you've been shot. Multiple times, yes. People will believe that you are dead.

So good move on her part. Yeah. And then so Riley was looking for Amber didn't find her. And he was just like, time to get out of here. He got busted. Yeah. He's in jail.

We'll keep you posted to find out what happened. but I like how the article says that he may have been mentally ill. Maybe. It's Florida. They always leave the door open for God. What if it was God's well? There's a chance it was God, so we don't know yet, but he also could be crazy. We'll find out.

How cool would it have been if Amber was really in there and he broke up the sex trafficking thing? That story we would not have heard about. Right, yes. This is a crazy episode of the creep off, folks. I hope you had fun. Dr. Steve, did you have a nice time today? Had a wonderful time. How many people died while you were doing this with us instead of you taking care of them? Well, I mean, I'm not taking care of anybody right now because I have COVID.

So I want to talk to you about that real quick, Dr. Steve. I was concerned because, you know, you're not a young kid like myself. Did Carl call you all to check on you? I texted him. Yeah, he texted me. Are you going to be able to be on the shop? No, I asked him how you were feeling. Like, shut the fuck.

Did anyone call you? Did anyone call you specifically just to see if you were all right? What do you have points, Vinnie? Are you going to give you points? Anyway, I wanted to ask. Yeah, Vinny called me multiple times on his trip back to Rochester at great peril to himself because, you know, you shouldn't be, you know, talking on the phone at the same time. Well, you're eating and driving.

Yeah, I know. Now, Dr. Steve, I also invited you to dinner, too, right? Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, absolutely, of course. See. All right, Carl, go ahead. Finish what you were doing.

I'm going to tell the story now real quick. I'm not going to. I feel bad. I don't want to hang out with the fans tonight, Vinny. I don't want the fans coming to dinner with us. That's not what I said at all. We hung out with Dr. Steve a lot in Chicago. That was fun.

Because he rules. It was so much fun. It was so much fun. So you were given Regeneron. Is that correct? That is correct. Yes. And Regeneron, explain this because you said you,

now this is what Trump got. too. And he was like, I feel like a million bucks. Like you, you explained that this, uh, very rapidly, uh, reversed the feelings you were having. Yeah. So, uh, Monday at 4 p.m. I started feeling like absolute dog shit, like I'd been hit by a truck. And I feel that way sometimes in the fall because of my allergies, but I took my temperature and it was 102.5. That's, I was like a holy crap. So I went home. I had a, uh, a test took it. and it was positive, isolated myself, but I called, I'm in the Pfizer trial. So I actually got my vaccine a year ago.

Well, you don't know if you got a vaccine then, right? No, I do. I do. They unblinded it. And so I know that I got the vaccine back then. But I'm quite sure in the booster trial, I got placebo. So they immediately called me and said, let's get you in here. They brought me up in the back.

They did the PCR test, and it was positive. and they gave me the regeneron. And what regeneron is is supplemental antibodies. And they can do it by infusion IV. In my case, they just gave me four shots in my abdomen. Okay. And they said, you're going to feel worse at first. And I did.

I've had the influenza. I've been sick before this. I felt like I was going to die. And yeah, but my oxygen saturation, stayed up, it never got below 95. But, you know, when you're my age and you got a fever of 103, it kind of sucks. Yeah, it's terrible. So the next morning, I woke up, fever 98.8, or temperature 98.8, oxygen saturation 99.

It's been great ever since. So literally overnight, it changed the course. Now you didn't inject bleach or anything like that. I did not. You did put UV light through your system? But the, listen, vaccine. are cool and they have helped to modify this

disease. I know that it made it easier on me. They've helped to modify this disease, yes, correct. Yeah, right, right. Well, I'm modicify the course of the disease. No, you said it right the first time there, Dr. Steve. Therapeutics

are where we got to go with this because the day that we have a pill, you get COVID, you go to your doctor, you take a pill and you don't go to the hospital and you don't die. This thing is over. That's what's going to in this because we're in an endemic phase now.

It's hardly a pandemic anymore. They have kits in India. I don't know if they're effective or not, but therapeutic kits for people. Have you seen that? People have COVID? I have not. I don't know what drugs are in there.

I know that Fuji had a drug called Favapyrivere that was looking very promising. And then just kind of, we got so focused on vaccines that I didn't see the therapeutics really happening. And so, but Pfizer's got one and there's another one. called Mulnupyere and I have high hopes for both of those and that's what's going to end this

is when we have that. Also, why isn't regeneron what's going to end this if it's working? Well, okay, I mean, it could but then you still you know, it's an infusion pain in the ass. You know, with the pill,

you take a prescription to the pharmacy and you go isolate for seven days and take your pill. If the FDA watch you, yeah, I got it. Yeah, and don't go to the same. Right, and don't go to the hospital. I'm going to strangle them. I'm going to.

a straggle it for you, Dr. Steve. Don't worry. Thank you, my friend. Anyway, we're really glad that you're on the man and doing that. Yeah, thank you. And thank you for me on the show. Feel like a million bucks. I got to say, Dr. Steve gets freaking COVID.

And his first thought is, I'm so sorry I might not be able to do the show. It's like, it's fine. You don't have to do the show. Get better. Yeah, I really felt bad about that. I knew you guys would just give me shit about it. No. I get Vinny's shit for his weight and a million other things.

I mean, it's not like you have club feet, Dr. Steve. You're a good guy. you're a full human you play music you probably play full songs you're a great guy we love dr steve make sure you follow them on twitter at weird medicine and uh check out the podcast weird medicine it's a great show continue to listen on serious xm if you have it and if you don't listen on demand please on demand that's actually important because i've heard that they don't know how to track who's listening to what and on demand helps quite a bit yeah so go back and check that out

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