The Creep Off - Episode 83: Price Check

Episode Date: October 12, 2021

This week Karl and Vinnie make their nominations for the world’s biggest Comic Con Nerd: In the scum parade we meet an innovative fast food worker, an Alabama father to be and a mother who simply took her baby shopping. 

Hey, Carl. Hey, what's up, Vinny? You, uh, you got some splated to do today, sir. I do? Yeah. Why? Because I have a lot of fans? Because I'm very popular.

Uh, attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Gooku, goo, gooo.

Showtime! Woo! Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola, creepos. Welcome to the creep-off. The show about creeps, buy creeps for you creeps. I'm your host Vinny. This is my other co-host.

He's a piece of garbage fucking Chile. It's Carl, everyone. Hey, what's happening, Vinnie Paulino? Good to see you, buddy. Is it? Yeah, how are things? If I wasn't so goddamn mad at you, I'd kiss you. I just want you to know that.

Are you excited about the Bill's victory last night? No, that's not what I'm talking about. Oh. Carl. Yes. Do you remember when I texted you last night and I said, could you stay up and check the vote? I do remember that. Yeah.

I think it was in the middle of the third quarter, maybe the second quarter. Because I went to bed because I didn't care because I just assumed that it was over and Eric Zane won. Yeah, Eric Zane had a lead going for throughout the week. But I'll tell you something. the people who root for me on this show, we have a strategy. We like to make it look like it's going to go one way, and then at the last minute, I'll vote and make it go the other way. Where do we end up with at midnight last night?

Before I do that, I want to debut a brand new segment submitted by one of our listeners. Okay. From our pal Tucker Dixon. You know how we never remember what we did last week? Yeah. We have a recap of last week's episode from Tucker. That's a good idea. Hey, it's Tucker Dixon here, remind you creeps of what happened last week.

Then he brought in a guy whose only crime was loving everyone. Women, children. Hell, he even loved the mentally infirmed in the hospital. Carl brought in a guy who liked speeding but had an annoying wife. I guess that made him a creep. Finally, Eric Zane admitted that he was a creep. He said he waited until Scott Kennedy was on vacation to steal his job. Then he ratted out his coworker, vile, to their boss to get him fired.

Anything else you want to tell us, Eric? Yeah, Eric Zane. the kid. And that's what happened last week. Let's hope that Vinny can just figure out how to use the internet this week. Anyways, Tucker out. I like that because what we do on WTP is we tease it we're going to do next week. But this show, it makes more sense to recap we did the previous weeks as we started off talking about the voting. Tucker, great segment, buddy. I like it. I heard the internet here sucks. Is that true? No. It's actually really great when you just plug this fucking cord right here that I've plugged into this computer. It's pretty good. Yeah, people were saying that

our YouTube stream was not good last week. And then I came in here to do WATP, and that was a disaster. Yeah. That was a debacle. Didn't your internet go down at your house? I just got it back. I'm happy to report.

I have the internet again at my house. Spectrum sent a fine Jamaican man out, who I could understand every other word of. He saw my guitars, and he goes, do you play reggae? It's like, no. It's so funny. I'm like, oh, do you like reggae?

He's like, yeah, I'm from Jamaica. I thought you could like other styles. music. Carl, would you like to see the results. Yeah, let's look at the results. Now, I just want to let you know that when I went to bed last night, yeah, you had 13 total votes. I wasn't going real strong. I had 112. Okay. And Eric Zane, I think, had 137. Okay. And this is how from around somewhere around 1030 to midnight, the vote changed. Well, you know why? It's because they had an extended halftime because of the lightning storm. So people got a chance to go, on and vote during halftime of the bill's game last night oh look at this carl has

138 votes 31st oh look at that somehow oh yeah baby fucking carl beat eric zane by one vote at midnight all right i'm going to go ahead to say something right now vennie i think that maybe there was some fraudulent voting going on. I don't believe that these results are correct. Oh, you don't say. I think this is some Khazaru bullshit is what this is. I think there was cheating in Pennsylvania. There was cheating

in Arizona. There was cheating in Michigan. There was cheating in Georgia. I think there was a lot of cheating going on. Nevada, a lot of cheating was going on in this vote. So here's what I'm going to say, Vinay. We haven't talked about this yet. I purposely didn't want to have this discussion with you until we brought up

on the show. Should we just throw this week out? Because it's obviously... Oh, of course, because then we don't have to spin the wheel. Yeah, I think we just... People cheated. And so I think we just... You spoiled it for everyone. We have to do a do over now. That's the consequence. That's it. That's the consequence to the listener. You just got so happy. You just got so happy when I said that. You're like, yes. That is the solution. What are you going to do it? I mean, I don't know that Eric Zane won. I don't know

that these, like Carl said, we don't know for sure. We don't know. Because if we went by the results, it would be that I won. And I'm willing to say, I don't think that's true. You know, maybe one of these days we could get back to having a guest on. Yeah. But for now, I think that's just going to sit at four. Yeah, let's schedule that for some time in 2022. Asshole Cuzzaroo who decided that he was going to deprive the rest of you of fun.

I hope that person feels bad. I don't. I want to thank that Cuzziru. And I want to send him a Cuzz. Couseroo. Cuzzeroo. He's like, Slapparuni, I denounce it. That's what I say.

Oh, yeah, well, this is what I say. And then let the boners begin. Oh, yeah. All right, I'm getting off topic now. I'm getting very much out topic. All right. So we're going to throw that one away. And what's the score then right now for this round?

Where are we at? Well, if we're throwing it away, then you don't get a point. Correct. Correct. There's no vote from this last week. So it's three, two and four. So you have three? I have three.

You have the leader now three to two? Yeah. All right. Well, guess, guess, what's going on around this time a year, it's Comic-Con season, Viddy. It certainly is. Did you know that?

New York City, it's Comic-Con time? This is what I get excited about. I get real excited to go shake someone's hand who played the Joker in the 60s on Batman, whatever the fuck's going on to Comic-Con. I mean, come on, this is no Starcast. These are just stupid comic book nerds. Oh, I didn't know.

These Comic-Con are very different. They call them Comic-Con, but a lot of them are just multimedia convention. it's like here's the new movie that's coming out right here's this if it has anything to do with nerd culture it seems to be the five mon sci-fi con as they talk about in the simpsons yeah so i think the consequence of you cheating is you have to go first yes well of course i won no you fuck it asshole you fucking asshole so we're doing the creepiest comic book artist or creepiest comic book what uh

creepiest comic con nerd however that applies as long as we can make a case as to why this person is a Comic-Con nerd. All right, let's do it. All right, go ahead. I am going to go with Stan Lee. You probably never heard of this guy. He's from Marvel. What this fucking guy did,

he puts himself in every goddamn movie. He hasn't lately, thank God. He hasn't been in the movies lately. But Stanley is the worst. He's such a creep. All right, it's not really Stanley. I'm very, uh, very triggered by you. That's Gerard Jones.

Gerard Jones is a writer known primarily for his nonfiction work about American entertainment media, and his comic book scripting, which includes co-creating the superhero Prime for Malibu Comics. You familiar with Prime? No. Well, he co-created them. He also wrote for Green Lantern and the Justice League Lines for DC Comics. According to the San Francisco Police Department,

they were alerted in September to a video that involved a pre-pubescent child performing sexual acts on the adult that was uploaded to YouTube. Oh, that's worse than our show. They were able to identify the source... How was this bit right? They were able to identify the source of the child pornography as being uploaded from a residence on the 600 block of Longbridge Street. On December 29th, investigators executed a search warrant at the residence, police say,

and located numerous media devices allegedly belonging to Jones, all of which contained hundreds of child pornography videos and images. depicting prepubescent juvenile minors engaged in sexual acts. Some of the videos, police say, depicted children as young as one year old, having sexual acts performed on them by adults. One year olds getting blow jobs in a video. Yeah, you're not supposed to have that. That this guy has.

You're not supposed to have that. His attorney came out and said, it's important to differentiate between violent sex offenders and these kinds of cases, because there's a big difference. We tend to lump them all together. I think performing sex acts on a one-year-old is violence. I don't think this attorney has a good argument. So Jones was arrested in December of 2016 on charges of distributing and possessing images of child sexual abuse.

His lawyer first entered a plea of not guilty, but then in April of 2018, Jones changed his plea to guilty, admitting that the police had found numerous electronic devices containing 10,000. of thousands of images and hundreds of videos of child pornography in his mom. Oh, boy. That's a lot. So he was... That's a lot. He had all these character witnesses and all these people were going to come in and see what a great guy he

was and all this kind of stuff. And then at the last minute, he goes, you know what, let's just plead guilty. He just decided to plead guilty on it. You know, honest to God, who would want to have to look at their friends, try to convince everybody what a good guy you are when you're caught red-handed? I know, and your friend's like, wait, how many hard drives that you have in your house? That's not the point. We're not talking about how many hard

drives or any devices. That's not why I brought you here. That's why at your trial, I will be testified for the defense, just to make you feel more comfortable. Thank you. You're welcome. In August of 2018, Jones was sentenced to six years in prison, followed by a five-year period of supervised release and an unspecified amount of restitution to be paid to his victims. So this is the fun part because this guy's a writer. So you know what he's, he's in prison right now. doing. I'm going to guess writing. He's writing a blog. Oh, that'll be nice. He's now started

writing a blog. He writes it on paper and then it's transcribed and uploaded by former colleagues of his. It is called the porn prison from addiction to freedom, from exploitation to love. It has Jones accepting his crimes,

but also looking at the role he sees played by pornography and drugs in his crimes. Yeah. You ready for this? I was high. There's a one-year-old there. What do you want me to do? So this is interesting. You can go to the website.

It's thepornprison.com. No thanks. The word thaw very important in this one. If you don't put the word thaw in, there's a guy getting a rim job from another gentleman. A very large image on the homepage. That was not fun today. All right.

Anyway, if you guys want to check that out, the pornprison.com. Let me read you some of the excerpts here. Okay. I didn't commit my crimes out of any lust for children. What? Let me read that again. I didn't commit my crimes out of any lust for children.

I got myself hooked on a cocktail of prescription stimulants and ordinary internet porn. And from there, I followed the ruthless logic of addiction of increasing tolerance and increasing hits. With the drugs, I could do more pills. With the porn, a fiercer hit, a fiercer hit meant more shock. More taboo, more ugliness. After 16 months in prison with hundreds of other perpetrators, like me, I'm certain that this is how the vast majority of us got here, trying to escape our anxiety and depression and isolation,

using the internet as a drug, launching ourselves into a spiral of secrecy and shame, needing new jolts to distract. Are you, that's what he was really saying? Oh, word for word, I'm reading this. Oh, my God. Needing new jolt to distract from the new pain we're making, deadening our compassion and our moral senses.

What he's saying here is that child porn is for everyone. It's just, you know, it just happens. It's just a natural progression as you go through porn. You're like, oh, this chick's out. This chick's out. Oh, this chick's 12. Oh, this kid's four. Like, wait, no, that's not correct, sir.

Yeah. You are into children. If you're collecting tens of thousands of images. So he says, well, he goes out and he says, some law enforcement officials have estimated that more than 10% of adults in the U.S. Men could right now be arrested for possession of underage pornography. As the number of drug offenders in prison is finally being reduced, their bunks are filling up with porn offenders. More and more of them are in their teens and early 20s,

kids who got caught up in the stuff before they fully realized it was wrong. This guy is saying that everyone's into kitty porn. More than 10% of men could be arrested for having kiddie porn is what this guy's saying. think that's an accurate number. I don't think that's an accurate number. I swear to God, I hope it's not an accurate number. Me too. I can't imagine that there's all these people who enjoy looking at you probably know Pito's. I guess. I didn't think they knew murderers and the next thing I know I know a bunch of murder. Yes, Jesus. All right, I got a little bit more here. All right. I want to make amends for what I did. Amends aren't just apologies and professions

of guilt. Those are quickly on. This guy wanted to make a boys about them. Ha-ha. Padum-pah. Thank you. Amends require undoing damage, material change. I don't want to pretend that I can bring some vast transformation just by telling what I've learned. But I have faith that if I just show up here as truly as I can and let you do what you want with whatever I bring, something good will come. So this guy has decided, I know how I'll fix this.

I'll write a blog. Well, you know what, there is some good. that's coming from a we get to laugh at him correct what an asshole what an asshole society he comes out to just like well look and i was looking at a lot of porn and then eventually you'd start downloading gigabytes of children fucking what are you gonna do yeah it's not true at all by the he who is without sin this is the kind of thinking by the way that gets people talking about banning pornography and that i am fully against that would be a problem so yeah that's why so if if you like banning pornography vote for whoever viny brought no but if you're against banning pornography no no anyway jarard jones is a creep he is my uh my creepy comic book man that's your guy this week huh that's my guy this week shit i should have brought kevin smith why didn't i bring kevin smith he cried he ruined he man oh my god i could have come up with so many

things like Kevin. I'm just kidding, Brian. Kevin's a great guy. All right. What do you got, Vinnie? Okay, so I want to introduce you to my creep today. My creep is an absolute nerd. Can't wait. Okay. This guy is a Star Wars fan fiction filmmaker. Oh,

sweet. He's also a Howler Cup cosplay winner. I have a feeling that whatever he's made is better than episode eight. I just want to throw it out there. I would like to show you a picture of him. Okay. This is him and doing some of his cosplay. He won an award.

He won an award for his bumblebee costume. And there he is. Cool costume. His Logan is Wolverine. Yeah, Wolverine. And there he is looking like he works at a TV station. Yeah, he kind of looks like Brian McBride. He has a little bit of a McBride look.

All right. It's not that hot, but okay. Yeah. You know what? I was just thinking about Brian McBride the other day. He wouldn't realize what a giant monster of a man he is. He's huge. Why were you thinking about Big Brian McBride?

No, because he should be Mike Myers every year for Halloween. He's like that big. I don't know why you're thinking these things, and I don't know why you're admitting to it now. No, he's just a big motherfucker. Remember this show is by creeps, four creeps. He'd be like chubby Mike Myers, it'd be fucking chubby Oscar byers. The actor? All right.

All right. So he's such a nerd Carl. He had a license plate that said DRK Jedi. Okay. Yeah. Also, loved Star Wars so, so much. But his favorite Star Wars was the prequels. He fucking loved the prequels.

He loved him. Wrong. Loves him. Honestly, if you're going to bring in a creep who loves the prequels, it should just be George Lucas. You'd probably get all the bones. That's true. So he set this as a,

he created a fan fiction movie called Star Wars Secrets of the Rebellion. It was set a few days prior to the original Star Wars film and check this out. He got Jeremy Bullock to do a cameo. appearance in it. Okay. Who is the guy who played Boba Fett. Okay. I didn't know who that was. Nobody fucking did because he was under a goddamn mask in the movie. He was also married with an eight-month-old baby at home during the period in his life we're going to... Boba Fett was married? He's a bounty hunter. My creep, Mark Quichel, was married with an eight-month-old. So like most nerds, he decided that he wanted to do something cooler and bigger than his

Star Wars movie, which, by the way, he dumped a ton of money into and never got released. And then he decided he was going to make another movie but this time he wanted to make a comedy carl he tried to make a feature called day players and it was an exact rip-off of ricky jervase's extras oh okay cool so no he kind oh like hollywood's never ripped itself off before yeah well he's in edmonton canada yeah so i should you not carl yeah he got hit one of his friends parents to give him 30 000 oh to make that Canadian right yeah okay to make this movie about extras that again, never released. Cool.

He just took $30,000. He's a good salesperson, then. He is a good salesperson. Then he decided he was going to make another show, which nothing this kid does is original. It's Star Wars fan fiction. He's ripping off extras. Then he decided to make a movie called House of Cards.

Okay. I think there's a TV show. But it was before that. Okay. Basically, House of Cards is a rip-off of Dexter. Oh, okay. So it's a fun show. A serial killer.

Yep. But this serial killer doesn't kill other murderers. Oh, who does he go? He kills men who cheat on their wives. Oh, I don't like that. Which is also ironic because Mark Twitchell was cheating on his wife with his college girlfriend, Tracy. Good for him. Yeah.

He was getting around. He was getting all the puss. Yeah. Sounds like he's doing all right for himself. But he was like a scene lord, dude. He was like, I'm the movie maker in Edmonton. Yeah. And I won the howler cup for my bumblebee costume.

like he thought he was some fucking hot shit oh i get it man i walk around going i played an instrumental rock band check me out so i get it i know what that's like oh so sad so he starts to make this feature house of cards and he rented a garage and built a dexter style kill room with plastic sheeting a kill table the whole fucking nine and at some point he decided carl that his art needed to imitate his life oh okay and uh this hassle got on plenty of fish and made a fake profile for a girl named Spiderwebs. He used a fake picture of a hot blonde. He then tried to meet married men. Turns out everyone figured it was a fake account pretty quick. Nobody really wanted to meet him. And the people who did talk to him turned out to be pretty

nice gentlemen. They seemed to be pretty nice guys. They weren't married. The first guy that he met, his name was Giel Tetra, who would just move to Edmonton. He's recently divorced. Here's how the conversation went. Dinging from a recent divorce, Gilles looks for other hopeful singles on the dating site, plenty of fish, and reels in what looks like a winner. And what was her name? Well, on her profile, her name was Spider-Webs. But then once we, to start a chatting, she told me her name was Sheena. She was really forward very quickly. Like, she started asking me what my plans were for Friday. But when Friday comes, Gilles discovers the directions to Sheena's

house are as mysterious as her dark and smoky eyes. I love the commentary. What report is this? What TV show are you pull that from? Now, here's what happened when he gets to the house. Okay. That's when somebody came out somewhere and attacked me from behind. And all

a sudden, I see this guy, he's hovering over me and he's wearing his painted up hockey mask. Every nightmare I've ever had, every horror movie came back to me and I got shivers down my back more than shivers. He shitters down his back? Shivers, he said shivers.

Well, check this. Dude, this is terrifying. So he shows up. He's supposed to go through the garage to get to the house. Yeah, he's trying to fuck a hot chick, right? Yeah, yeah. And then this fucking dude comes out of nowhere in a hockey mask that spray painted golden black.

Cool. The masked man is jolting jill with 800,000 volts. With a stun gun. Prauding me with the stun baton all over my upper body. I just actually grabbed at the end of it, and I pushed it away from my body, just so that he wouldn't prod me everywhere else, right? That's when he actually took a gun out, and he pointed at me, and I just froze.

I'll never forget his eyes. They were crazy. I knew just by the look in his eyes that he was going to kill me that day. well yeah and the hockey mask too it's a piece of duct tape and he covered my eyes with it so now I couldn't see anymore that's when everything

just started slowing down it was like life flash for my eyes now Carl what do you do in this situation all you want to do is get laid I killed the guy oh wait which guy am I in the situation you kill the guy yeah

I killed the guy and film it that's what I do dude this fucking guy he's just in there trying to do his thing and like live his life and he's being attacked and stunned and now you're like jelly because your body's being fucking stun guns sure what does he do next carl what does he that's when i ripped the duct tape off my eyes and then i rolled under the garage door i start to try to run but all the sun my legs were like jello it wouldn't work it's the stun guns

This is terrifying. Knocking him to his knees. Then I started to crawl down the driveway, and then he came right after me. Then he grabbed my legs, and he started dragging me back to the garage. And I thought I was dead because it took me all this time to think of a way on how to escape. And now I'm going to have to do it all over again. I had run out of ideas. Well, I mean, he's fucking practically paralyzed from...

No, no, no, all that time I forgot to do it. He ripped duct tape off his mouth and rolled. Off his eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He didn't even, like, duct tape his hands. He didn't do anything. He just figured the guy was stunned. A last shot of adrenaline,

Jeal once more wrestles away from his abductor's iron grip. Now, question for you, but yeah, buddy. Is he inviting him over to his house to do this? This is the set that he rented in a garage and built for his movie. Right. He invited him to the movie set. That seems like a really dumb idea to me. Oh, Carl.

He likes the prequels, right? He's not a smart guy. No, he is not a smart guy. Way do you fucking hear this? Add into my legs. And there's a couple walking their dog. So all I could get out was there's a man after me. He's trying to mug me.

Please help me. So there's a couple walking a dog. He gets to them. I'm following. Help. Help. Yep, yep. Or so he thought.

And that's when the masked man came. out and almost ran into them. He started to pretend that we were best friends. And he said, come on, Frank, let's go back to the garage. The startled couple refuses to help, but the attacker is spooked and slinks back into his lair. This dude goes back into the garage because he's like trying to hide. This guy gets back to his truck and peels the fuck out of there and escapes.

now if you're jeal here what do you do you know where this motherfucker is you call the cops yeah of course of course yeah no jeal was so embarrassed that he fell for this and he went home and didn't tell a soul no shit he told when his friends asked him what happened on this date yeah he goes i got mugged that's what he told him he goes smell my finger i'll show you what happened so now fucking our boy Mark is standing around waiting for the cops to show up waiting and waiting nothing happens so what do you think mark does carl puts out another profile correct within a week he meets another guy named johnny altlinger a computer programmer mark spends the afternoon making out with his girlfriend at the movies told his wife he was working on other stuff

he lures this new guy johnny altinger over to the house this time saying that he's a girl named Jen instead of Sheena. It's a different profile. Yep. And this time he learns from his mistakes from the last one. And when Johnny apparently came in, he cracked him over the back of the head with a pipe.

Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Then he stuffed his body into a barrel. Yeah. What's he trying to accomplish here, Vinny? I don't fucking know, dude. He just, he has a Dexter Morgan, like, fan account where he pretends and posts as Dexter Morgan. Obviously, he's a fucking psycho.

path. Yeah, I mean, the whole point of Dexter was that it was actually a good guy, because he was going after bad guys. This guy's just like... This guy's a computer fucking nerd. Yeah, this guy's just fighting any random person who'll come to his house, he's beating him off. No, no, this time... Dexter-esque.

This time, he stabs him in the chest a whole bunch of times, slices his throat, leaves him to bleed out. And then let me tell you what a nerdy is. He tries to hide the guy's car because it was parked in front of this garage. So he opens up the garage, but it was a stick shift and he couldn't fucking figure out of

make it work. So he popped into neutral and had to push it in. That's funny. Like a fucking loser. He decides, I'm going to take this body, puts it in a barrel, puts it in the back of his fucking Pontiac Grandam. This is 2008, by the way. Drives it to his parents' house.

You're saying that Grandams aren't quality cars? I am. They don't make them no more. They don't make them like that no more. They certainly don't. He takes it to his parents' house. This body is in the fucking barrel. Put it in the backyard and decides to try to burn the body. okay yeah yeah that's a good idea but he doesn't my buddy Lance did I forgot about yeah how is he I don't know I think he's in prison okay good so he doesn't just

dub gasoline out of he basically finds a car gas can with like two gallons and he starts trying to light the body out by throwing a coffee mug's worth of gasoline on it at a time it just burns his clothes and there's black smoke coming up from the clothes and shit and he hears a siren so he gets fucking spooked and he stuffs the thing back into the barrel this half fucking quasi-burned body puts it back in his car and he doesn't know what to do yeah so he starts driving back to the studio and he gets pulled over and the cop testified later that my favorite line i read is the cop fucking walked up and was like hey how you doing darth vader what's the hurry he was fucking stupid star wars license plate he gets a ticket goes back to the studio

takes the fucking charred body. Wait a second. The cop didn't realize there was a dead person in the bag? Correct. He talked his way out of it. He was a smooth talker. He got 30 grand from some idiot's parents. He gets back to the studio, dismembers the body. Okay. Fucking puts it back into like bags,

garbage bags, and takes it to a sewer a couple blocks away and drops it down into the sewer and leaves it. Okay. Now, perfect crime. Oh, yeah, perfect. Not even close. Yeah, right. so let me tell you how he gets caught

Johnny Altinger was like these fucking directions are insane and he has a group of nerd friends and he's telling the nerd friends this is where this girl's telling me to go and sends them all a copy of email with the directions to where fucking Twitchell told him to go

that works out well yeah the friends already knew something was up then they got this letter in their email because our boy went to Johnny Altinger's house use his keys logged in on his computer and sent an email to his friends

I met an extraordinary woman named Jen who has offered to take me on a nice long tropical vacation see you around the holidays Johnny Yep Perfect alibi So the friends are like

What the fuck And they have his keys They have his spare So they go to his house And his luggage is there His passport's there They call the police There's immediate a murder

investigation starts and they fucking follow the directions right to this fucking garage and there they meet Mark the fucking director oh this is just a movie set guys this is just a movie set and they're like okay they do a little investigating he doesn't really

tell him much and they let him fucking go interesting they're suspicious of them but they let him go okay then no evidence they couldn't find any evidence there that's surprising let me tell you what a fucking dummy this kid is he sends them an email a few days later to the detectives.

Okay. But then Twitchell surprises police with this shocking plot twist. In this email, subject line, more info that might be useful, he writes of recent events that are really freaking me out right now. Twitchell suddenly recalls a complete stranger approaching him in a gas station the night Johnny disappeared offering to sell him a $20,000 car. The price, 40 bucks. When the detectives heard that, they're like, what?

There's no way he bought a car off someone for $40. And why is he emailing us this? They actually went and located the car, and sure enough, it's Johnny Altinger's car. That ties Mark directly to the victim in a way the police didn't have up until that point. Isn't that the dumbest fucking idiot you've ever heard of? You guys were over here asking me a bunch of questions. I just remembered, I bought a $40 car the other day. From a guy who looks like the person that may be missing.

Weird. An idiot. Now, the cops bring him in. Obviously, they send him down. There's absolutely no doubt in my mind that you're involved in the disappearance of John Altinger. No doubt in my mind at all, Mark. Why? Why?

That's it being interrogated. They're like, dude. We know you had something to do with this. So guess what they did, Carl? They just got a search warrant, and they searched his car, and guess what they found? Johnny Altinger's blood, and they found a laptop. And the one thing that we always talk about on this show, Carl, nothing is ever deleted. Correct.

Well, it can be, but when you hit delete, it doesn't mean it's gone. When the cops decided to look through his laptop, they found a document that was 42 pages long, titled S.K. Confessions. As in serial killer confessions. Is it a script? It's more of a diary. What an idiot. The fucking moron. The opening lines to this are, the story is based on true events.

The names and events were altered slightly to protect the guilty. This is the story of my progression into becoming a serial killer. And then it documents in great detail the assault on our boy Jill, the one who got away. Who the cops didn't even know this happened to. he's now immediately arrested this makes the news exactly right everybody's going

and he is in jail and they put the thing in the paper they show the mask and stuff and what the cops found and Jill's like oh yeah I'm the first guy and he went and told the cops and he was a witness at the trial and our boy Mark got life in jail

good he is a fucking idiot but he did have a great defense in court. I know we love good defenses here. Called this thing a multi-angled, layered psychosis entertainment that I was going to lure him to this garage, convince him to disappear for a while, and then everyone would think that this really happened, and isn't that eerie that it happens to match this new movie that's just come out. It was all a publicity stunt gone tragically wrong. Johnny, you know, flew into a rage, and they had a struggle, and, you know, in self-form.

the fence, Mark Twitchell accidentally killed Johnny Yon. That's right. Twitchell tells the jury the murder was all Johnny's fault. Yep. He's lured people on plenty of fish for absolutely no reason. But what's he style? That's a good reason. That's a really good reason.

I like that. He had an eight-month-old baby at home. And in SK Confessions, he says, he talks about sitting down with his baby the day after and telling the baby the entire story. of just membering the body wants to tell everybody about this obviously if he's writing about it on his computer he's a fucking

moron look at this fucking guy that's my comic con nerd all right that was fun that was fun I really want to see that Star Wars movie that he made I was hoping we were going to circle back to that I looked for it you can't find it you could find the preview for

day players and boy is that less than mediocre okay terrible all right so you want to talk about the voicemails? Yeah, we got voicemails this week. Certainly do. They are brought to us by our good friends in Syracuse. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse.

A Syracuse friar just blessed a guinea pig. Who knew Vinnie was so religious? Oh, fuck you, McRoy. In Syracuse. I believe he was calling me a guinea pig. I didn't follow that one. Yeah, good job. I was.

I missed a word or something. I didn't know what that said. Way to go, Mushmouth. All right, this one made me laugh. Fuck you, Vinny. Fuck you. I was on the thing. Oh, man, am I going to vote for the right Eric Zane vote?

And I did. As of Wednesday, October 6, 9, 14, p.m. 48% Eric Zane Lyle. Fuck you. you, Vinnie! If we give him two slots, that means we might win. He won't lose. No dip shit.

It just means more two chances for people to fuck you over. Vinnie, pizza, Paulino. Vinny pizza, piece of shit. Spend that wheel asshole. And Carl, you're fuggy. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Yeah.

So I bet you wish you could take that voice. smell back now, don't you? What's that all about, sir? Yeah, we didn't mention that we had a strategy, a grand strategy last week of giving our friend Eric Zane two different slots so that maybe one of us could win, and it did not work. Yeah, I was closer than you, apparently, and I won. What are you talking about? You piece of shit. So things we were going to put on the wheel, by the way, was not 69. We talked about a couple of things. One of the fun ideas we had was we were going to have to rent a movie theater. Yeah, the

dual consequence was renting a movie and showing Stuttering John's movie and opening it up to anyone who wanted to come. One too many. Yeah, actually, I mean this will happen eventually. We will have the dual consequence wheel that we'll have to spend when there's a legit vote. And then what was the other one that I threw at you that you just

flat out refused to do? Yeah, so Vinnie goes, oh, anything? Because you refuse to do all your consequences. He goes, they got a great one. We have to do the polar plunged again. Those of you don't know if that is a February and Rochester, when it's like negative four, these lunatics go to Lake Ontario. Yeah. And they run in in a bathing suit for charity.

Yeah, they jump into the water. Yeah. And I have a friend who does it every single year. She's crazy. She's a crazy person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would never do this. Vinny says, you and I have to hold hands and wear thongs and jump into the water and pull a plunge.

That's a funny consequence. There's no way in how I'm doing that. There's just no way in how. And then there was the tandem bicycle built for two ride where we had to go ride around Rochester at a tandem bicycle. I don't remember that. That sounds fun. I would do that. Not with me on the back. Yeah, I'd be slowing things down a little bit. Oh, that would be torches.

Like, oh, shit, there's a hill. I'm not going to make it. Exercise is not my strong suit. So, either way, you got fucked out of it because of some Cozoros. Join on the Patreon. Make sure you're Vian on True Believer. Be on the right side of history. Yeah, I noticed you have the Patreon up on our video screen

now. Yeah, I remembered. Now, Carl, this message is specifically for you. Carl, it's your dead cat. Please leave me alone in my dimension. Don't come and get me. I'm having a blast with Carl Louise and Matthew Lewinsey's ex. Please, I repeat, leave me alone in my dimension.

Yeah, your cat's hanging out with Carl Louise. That's not what my cat would sound like. Oh, do you have a voice for your cat? She has a voice. She only does. Mom! She tried to get on the podcast all the fucking time. I had to cut her out in post.

well no more no more carl said can calling in Jesus Christ wow we found his line ladies and gentlemen we found his life going out here all right this one comes from somebody who sounds familiar rigged the whole thing was rigged my God you know that's a bad feeling when you go to bed one night and you're clearly dominating you know marching into this show and kicking all manner of ass with my unbelievable storytelling while you two idiots blather your way through some stupid story

I won this is bullshit and you'll be hearing from my lawyer All right, Mr. Zane I want to point something out. No one voted for you because you had good stories. You brought the worst creeps ever. Oh, I knew a guy and a thing happened.

They voted for you because they wanted to see Vinnie and myself have to do a consequence. They wanted to see us pull or plunge. I like how Eric Zane is at. She's like he ruled the school or something like Eric calmed out over there buddy do you mean to tell me from 6 p.m. to midnight on Sunday

Carl gets 125 votes yep no one was voting on his stupid story totally legit that is true that means that he uh he gained all that ground in that time to win by one vote this whole thing

is rigged and it's bullshit there is no integrity with this harsh shit I'm so pissed off I can't believe it fuck you fuck you fuck you Hey

aren't you doing something with Dick Masterson this week Minnie Supposedly Is that gonna be on our Patreon It will be When you talk to Dick You ask him how he does

Biggest Problem and they're voting See if maybe he's got something That can get around this issue that we have Yeah With fake voting Because he has a website BiggestProdom. Show Or The Biggest Problem.com. Show

and I'd love to know what his solution is for this. He's an engineer, so he might know what to do about this. Well, when I talked to him and do that show that him and I were planning doing without you. Yeah. Yeah. All right, this one came. Where's Amber?

Don't get it. That's creepy. Yeah. Oh, was that, you know what that is? Who? That was the guy who, the guy he thought God was talking to him and telling me that Amber was being sex trafficked by that family and then he murdered all of them. Oh, yeah.

That was Amber. He was looking for Amber. Where's Amber? That's the guy. He's still looking for Amber. Chuck Vinnie's basement. No! I think Amber's at Vinnie's house.

No! Here's another one. This one just came in a few seconds ago. Oh, cool. Call and Vinnie, this is Goddard Schittler calling from hell. Please, you need to have that great man cow on a third mic. He just loves me. He compares everything to me.

I don't know what that was. Because you didn't listen to WATP this week Why are you calling it to this show With the WATP rep, all right, whatever It's all right, whatever It's all good Cut it out It's all good

I do like it when Uncle Adolf calls out Are you ready for some scum Let's do it, Vinny Watch out for the scum parade Oh no, it's the scum parade Forkow for the scum parade Making Vinny's day Day

Well, here's a nightmare of a story for you. Demarius Pritcher, a 21-year-old shift manager at a Wendy's is facing an aggravated assault charge following a confrontation Tuesday in Huntington, Tennessee. A drive-through dispute at the Wendy's got heated when the restaurant manager doused a customer with hot oil. It got heated, get it? It's a pun. Leaving the victim with burns an extensive blistering. As detailed in the criminal complaint, Pritchard was involved in a verbal altercation with customer Zavion Johnson over food obtained in the Wendy's drive-thru. Johnson cops take contended that these items he received

were cold. A police review of store surveillance footage shows that while Pritchard was conducting a cash refund, he returned to the restaurant's kitchen to obtain hot oil in a metal pan. The scalding oil apparently was taken from the deep friar. Upon return, Turning to the drive-thru window, Pritchard doused Mr. Johnson with the hot oil. Johnson-23 was treated at the local hospital for burns on his left side and his arm and showed extensive blistering. During police questioning, Pritchard reportedly admitting to throwing the scalding oil on Johnson. All right, so this Pritchett guy is ahead of his time. You know, these idiots who work in fast food, they demand $15 an hour.

Oh, we got to get $15 an hour. They're putting themselves out of business. What's going to happen now is when you go through the drive-thru, You're just going to grab a deep fryer, bring it into your car, maybe a grill. You're going to make your own food, pay for it and leave. This guy's just like, here, you want warm food? Warm up your fries. Here you go.

There's some oil for you. This is the future of fast food restaurants, many. Carl, you might be on to something here. I think I am. I don't think you are, though. You don't think so? You don't think there's a deep fry in your car? Oh, no.

This is a felony. This is a problem. And he is, he was released after posting $5,000. I don't understand this guy arguing with, when you go to a fast food restaurant, Vinny. What makes you think I go to those? I think you've gone to a feel. Are you kind of like entering into a contract where 50% chance the food's going to suck? Don't you kind of know that going into it?

Like, oh, I got cold food from Wendy's. Okay. Yeah. No shit. There's never been a time in anyone's life that they should be led to believe that anything is going to look hot and fresh or from the picture. You're just not, you should know. Oh, oh, you got cold French fries, did you? Yeah.

Whoa. Welcome to. Oh, you got some cold French fries in Wendy's? oh you didn't you will you will yeah time give it time it'll happen oh jesus christ i didn't get to tell you i didn't get to tell that story from the other night let's tell the story from the other night i saw vini do stand up this past week and he was fantastic vini's got a lot of new material don't don't lie to the people no you were fantastic i was i was very impressed with all of your new uh new material thanks pal and uh a friend of the show crunk daddy 68

he's the guy who sent us uh that eat that pussy cameo he messaged me and said hey man I'm coming to the show. I'm in town. I'm from... I got to meet him because he came to the late show. I was at the early show. So me and Jenny from the Jingles apartment, Vinnie were all hanging out. Yeah, he brought some friends. We had a good time. We were all chatting and laughing. Carl and Jenny Jingles, all they did was telling me, Vinny, you need to relax. You are so good tonight. Yep. I decided, you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to have a tequila. I'm going to bring a tequila on stage with me. Good for you, buddy. You earned it. Yeah, so I'm ready to start the second show, man. Yeah. feeling good. And as I walk to the stage and get on the stage, the MC fist bumps me. And I go to switch hands with my drink. And it just fucking slid right the fuck out. The liquid stayed in midair, like the Matrix, and just splashed all over me.

That's awesome. Like, it fucking exploded before I could even get to the microphone. Like, it was the first thing that happened. And it was so... It's probably the biggest life you've ever gotten to. Are you going to become a prop comic now? Carl. Hey, it's the guy he dowses him so with tequila.

I love this guy. Check out this guy's act. He's the best. You don't understand. It was the opposite. It's like how Howie Mandel used to blow up the glove with his nose. Like, that's going to be like your thing. Oh, wait till the end of the show, though.

He dumps tequila on him. It's great. Yeah, throw a match. Carl, it was not laughter. It was silence. The room was just like, what the fuck is this? I didn't know what to do, man. I just sat back to the back of the.

stage and put my head on the stage. I was like, this is going to be a long set. Fuck it. And I just went in and did material. You didn't address that you just spilled a drug on yourself. I cracked a couple jokes. I cracked a couple jokes. It fucking ended up, I did very well by the end of the set.

I won them back. And if I'm lying, Crunk Daddy 68, feel free to correct me. But that was fucking mortifying. Yeah, I would like to know his version. You fucking threw me so hard mentally. Oh, this is my fault. You did so good, Vince. It's just my fault that you spilled tequila on yourself.

Don't I walk around going, I'm going to bomb so fucking hard at this show. Isn't that what I do? And then somebody tells me something good. And then I fucking spill a drink all over myself. Well, you featured for Harlan Williams, who was hilarious. Harlan was great, too. Yeah, he really was. It was a good show.

I think the people got their money's worth. For sure. Except for me with that tequila. But that's neither here nor there. Let's continue the scum parade. It's not just me. I am not the only scum. So Blunt County Alabama man has been sentenced to prison.

after authorities say he raped and impregnated and a mentally incapacitated female. They say she's retarded, but those titties ain't retarded. You'll date to tell, Jim. I mean, the guy's from Cleveland, Alabama. It's hard to tell. Right. Yes. What's the difference?

So he was said... Oh, this one's retarded. Oh, this one? Yeah, you met my ex-girlfriends. You think this is the one that's retarded. Okay. No, I mean, hey, listen, you're the boss. My last one. You say she's retarded. The last one who said she, you said was fine. Couldn't call her between the lines like this one.

Yeah. A fifth grade education was my ex-girlfriend, but this one's the retard. All right, sure, officer, if you say so. He was sentenced to 15 years in prison after pleading guilty to second-degree rape. Williams was initially arrested in 2018 and in charge of first-degree rape. Though the victim is an adult, her mental abilities are those of a child. She lived

in the same home as Williams' authority said. The crime was uncovered when the victim was taken to the hospital for testing after she had a seizure. Would you rather fuck a... adult who has the mind of a child or a child who has the mind of an adult. I think what he did is the better scenario there, don't you?

I'm not keeping it in my pants. How much fun is keeping it in your pants, though, Benny? We're trying to have some fun of this life. I mean, you've got to live a little. Speaking of living a little, this one had a seizure. The old call 911 shuffle. Yeah. She did. Uh-oh.

I'm guessing she's a bit overweight because they didn't know she was five months pregnant. Well, the blood test revealed it. The doctors immediately said, so listen, this one's pregnant. Yeah, we're going to have to kill this. Like, they immediately said, yeah, she needs to have an abortion.

Yeah, and then Gerard Jones heard about this. He was like, hey, if no one's going to fuck that fetus, do you guys mind if I get in on this? I like a callback. Thank you. Now, doctors told the victims that they need to have an abortion because of the medical conditions. The fetus was obtained following the abortion and submitting to the Alabama Department of Forensic Scientists. Hey, where are you bringing that fetus?

Oh, we're just going to check the DNA. Oh, why? Why are you going to do that? I don't think you need to do that. This is Alabama. They believe in the Bible. If I was this guy, be like, miracle conception.

Yeah, if I was this guy, I'd be like, can we make a vaccine out of that thing or something? Like, do we really have to send it for testing? There's so many other things we can be doing with us. Can we just give it to Joe Biden to eat for more power? Yeah. Doesn't Hillary Clinton want that thing? The DNA testing determined that Williams was the father.

All right. I think I've said this many times, maybe every single episode. Yep. When you fuck a retard, come on the face. And there's a couple of reasons for this. First off. It's fun. It's really funny.

Have you ever seen a retard? We've just got buccanied. It's hilarious. It's one of the funnier things you can do. No, Carl, I have not. It's one of the funnier things you can do in life. And secondly, stop coming in the vagina of retards. They're able to get pregnant.

All right. I'm sorry. That's, I know I'm a broken record over here with us. I know. I apologize. There might be new listeners. There might be some new listeners who don't know this information yet. Please stop.

Always, always come on the face when you're fucking mentally challenged people. Always. Hard and true rule. I don't want to do any more show with you. I have a feeling that, uh, that creepop is going to be Dick Masterson and Vinnie Paulino. I don't think so. this guy got 15 years so that's that okay uh moving on yeah when they brought her into the hospital for the abortion they hit the uh turn alert retort alert oh god how am the fuck is i supposed to know

that hit the button hit the button hit the button oh god i there well that's retarded oops that's not even the right one that's what they said about the fetus oh that's retart alert retard alert class all right well caro i have a story here that you might be interested in okay I'm sure you found this fascinating when I sent it to you. Cumberland, Maryland, a 46-year-old man has been charged for allegedly killing three people in late September, including his pharmacist brother, because he administered COVID-19 vaccines. Good. No. God damn it.

No. You know, the Vare's database makes it very clear. Oh, God. I can't anymore. Jeffrey Allen Burden was arrested October 1st in West Virginia in connection with the deaths of his 50-year-old. brother, Brian Robinette, his 57-year-old sister-in-law, Kelly Sue Robinette, and 83-year-old Rebecca Reynolds. Burnham faces multiple charges, the Cumberland Times news says, including first-degree murder

for the death of Reynolds, and he'll be charged with the slainings of his brother and sister-in-law. Now, Burnham allegedly stabbed Reynolds, who was found deceased in her home with a pillow over her head and deep laceration across her throat. 83-year-old woman, he stabbed to death. Yes. The reports reportedly signs of a struggle, including a broken. and vase cordless phone and cane on the floor i like the cane on the floor that's a that's fun i like the cordless phone yeah i hope it's one that you have to pull the antenna out oh for sure yeah

reynolds was reportedly a friend of burnham's mother he allegedly stole her car and fled to ellicott city where he fatally shot his brother and sister-in-law so why did he kill this woman just to get her car yeah interesting okay he needed a car and he was like oh the end this is ronald the ends justifies the means all right yeah now his mother evelyn burham reportedly called called Cumberland police twice last week because she was worried about her son's mental health after he made statements about Brian Rob Burnett, the victim poisoning people with the COVID-19 vaccine. Citing charging documents, the Baltimore son says Burnham told his mother, Brian knows something. She allegedly told police that Burnham had kept a secret camera system in his bedroom and believed the FBI was after him. Can we just blame Mark Zuckerberg for this and move on, right? Isn't that the problem here, misinformation on Facebook?

I mean, we know what's going on. He told a bunch of people that his brother-in-law was killing people with the COVID-19 vaccine. A tipster called Maryland State Police. He had seen Burnham driving Brian Robinette's Corvette, which he stole. So, I mean, that's a better reason to kill him. Just take his Corvette then. Well, I think it's fun that these people who think that... What do you think is fun?

The people who think that there's people out there murdering people, and their solution is to murder them. Like, you see this with abortion. too, like abortion doctors. Yeah. There'll be like some Christian group that tries to kill him or blow up the place and kill everybody. It's like, well, if you're worried about human life, this is not the right way to go about that. Correct.

You know, I mean, there's a lot of pharmacists out there. This is very Old Testament God justice. There's a lot of people who are giving people the COVID vaccine. I don't think killing your brother and his wife is going to slow that down at all. Maybe he wasn't thinking the way I am. I'm thinking much clearer than he is, obviously. They caught him in the Corvette, and they found the gun inside the car. So he was driving around in the stolen car with the gun.

The nice thing about this story, though, Vinny, is I feel so much better about my family. Because there are times when I'm like, oh, my God, my fucking family. And then I hear about this. I'm like, well, no one in my family's murdered each other yet. Yeah, just your one friend, Lawrence. Lance. Lance. Yeah, Lance Mitchell.

All right. I do know some weirdos named Lawrence. That's why I was like, wait, what do you know? This story was posted in our Discord. Oh, okay. And holy fucking shit. This is a crazy one. A former porn actress has been arrested on suspicion of murder after she allegedly

stabbed her two-year-old son to death and dumped his corpse onto a checkout counter in a little supermarket in Italy. I want to say, how do we know he didn't kill himself? That's a good point. He probably stabbed himself to death to frame his mother. Two-year-olds are very careless. and sometimes very depressed. Yeah, you know, it's not the same world it was when we were to.

No, it's definitely not. There's a lot more of pressure, you know, trying to fit into like two-piece bathing suits to fit in on TikTok. There's a lot of pressure. You're going to be popular on Insta. There's a lot of pressure right now with these kids. I mean, there's lots of platforms you have to learn how to embrace at such a young age. It's just too much pressure for the little ones. So that's my theory.

All right, go ahead. Yeah, either way, Caitlin Erzabette Bradacus, 44 was taken into preventative custody after being charged with murdering her son Alex. The former porn actress and nightcloth dancer entered the little supermarket in the small town of Chita della Peeve in the central Italian region of Umbria on Friday afternoon.

You pronounce these. I think I did them all wrong. That sounded good to me. According to the local media, his mother was treated by health workers at the scene but was subsequently arrested by police after a knife was found in her handbag. Whoops. Yeah, the murder weapon in your purse, not a smart move. Also, are cashiers in Italy also

medics. She brought this stamp to death baby to a supermarket and threw it on the counter. Kind of like in the beginning of the Simpsons when they ring up Maggie. I need a price check on a damaged baby. I need a

price check on a damaged baby. Does this go by weight or how does this work? Well, let it bleed a little bit longer than if it goes by weight. I don't want to pay too much. Ah, you didn't put in one of those plastic bags is bleeding all over the carrier belt. Yeah. Ma'am, you could have played this over there. We have the sticker as a prints

right out. Now I've got to look it out. This fucking baby had nine holes in it. Yeah. Yeah, it sure did. I bet that shut them up. You can say that again, pal. Two-year-olds could be very annoying.

The area was sealed off by police as part of the investigation. CCTV footage, which stands for closed circuit television footage poured over by police. and did not reveal any other suspects present at the crime scene apart from the child's mother. The alleged crime itself... You were in the AV club in school, weren't you?

No. You look like an AV guy. You look like a fucking TB guy. What's that? Tuperculosis. I was only in one club, club foot. How did I miss that? I got you.

Oh, thanks, pal. T.B. Club. Fucking asshole. It's not even, I want to even make it fun of you. You do this for a living, audio, video, I mean, whatever. The mother said to have fled to Italy with Alex in September following a ruling that gave the father custody. Good ruling. I want to give that judge a pan out of the back.

Like, yep, you made the right decision there, buddy. Apparently, as this was going down, a photo of his dying son was reportedly sent his mobile phone via the WhatsApp by Miss Caitlin. So this was a revenge thing. She wanted to let the dad know that she's pissed. Yeah. Hey, guess who stabbed your son to death? But guess what she said when the cops? Asked her.

What'd she say? Wasn't me. Honestly, if you want to make people feel bad, like your ex feel bad, you don't have to stab his son to death. You can just learn Photoshop. That's what I do. Hey, I just cut your kid's dick off. Check this out.

That's not what you should do. That's a weird Photoshop to me. So when they tried to have conversations with her, she told three different stories of what happened. It was first started off and he killed himself. And that it was he slipped and fell on the night. You didn't know there was a knife storm outside? I'm the only one who saw the knife storm.

She's Italian, so I'm guessing she tried to blame it on a black person. Oh, Jesus. But you're racist Italians. So she'd been living in this town for a while, and she has an 18-year-old son as well who lives in Hungary with her father who is deceased, the investigation is ongoing. Holy shit, she slapped a dead baby on a conveyor belt in a supermarket. So she's a former porn star and a nightclub dancer.

What's a nightclub dancer? Is that a stripper? What does that mean a nightclub dancer? In Italy, I assume it's much dirtier than that. What's hungry is where she's, so the reason why I bring this up, Vinny, is because there's a lot of photos of her and her son before, obviously, she put a bunch of holes in and she's not an attractive woman. She's not someone I want to see it born or nightclub dancing.

Chad Pardowski and the YouTube said, this kid is all stabbed up. Do I get a discount? This one's past expiration. That's fucking funny. So that's the scum parade for this week, kids. Carl, thanks for cheating this week and getting us out of a consequence. Listen, I'm not the one cheating, but I want to thank the country is out there.

I do not. Hard into the pain to make sure that I won this week I got to tell you right now That was bullshit And don't do it again You're bullshit Carl You are bullshit

Don't Carl Bullshit Oh bitch bitch No Carl Carl Carl you're bullshit Bullshit You my friend

Have committed a crime What I don't want that drop is that it's actually about me That's amazing Fucking Carl's Cuzzaroos He pieces of shit I think no one trusts Carl No one likes him anymore He's a snake

He's a scumbag Thanks a lot, Carl Email the creepoff pod At gmail.com And if you want to leave us a voicemail The numbers 58537180808 Follow us on Instagram and Twitter At creepoff pod

And for God's sakes Come and join the Vianon true believers Get on the right side of this thing Yeah, our Patreon episodes are a lot of fun. Definitely worth checking out. And this show is actually starting to get good now, Vinny. When did that happen? Shocked.

That's the end of our show. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good gear. I like having our own music at the end. It's fun. It brings me back. Fucking thing sucks.

Well, it sucks. You fucking know all about this shit. I'm saying you want a piece of me. Who gives a shit? Who gives a fucking? I mean this guy was a home run I mean this guy was a real jerk Monster baby

Are you off your fucking meds or something I actually do like that at the end of the show May your enemies be cast in your podcast adventures