The Creep Off - Episode 84: Karl's Off

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

In this special one off episode Vinnie & Eric Zane go head to head in a wildcard round. The stakes are high in this battle if Vinnie loses he will take the polar plunge if Eric loses he will do the “30 day Truck Nuts” consequence: In the Scum Parade we meet a opportunistic burglar, a miniature horse lover and a holey baby For all things Eric Zane visit EricZaneShow.comTo vote this week visit us on twitter @creepoffpod

Yo, Eric Zane. What up, buddy? You ready to do this shit? I am. All right. Bring it. vomiting, inducing thing. Listen, I am not nice, I am not kind, and I am wonderful.

Who do you trust? Hubba, hover, hubba, hubba. I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place. So now, ladies and gentlemen, it is star time. Are you ready for star time? And here's the star of the show in your home.

The amazingness. Pizza, pizza. You star in the show. The people's champion. It's all day now. Ola creepos, welcome to this fantastic non-canical edition of the creep off. Carl's off today. It's awesome.

I am joined by the man who was cheated and wronged a few weeks ago. Mr. Eric Zane. Hello, Eric. Hello, Vinnie Paulino. Doesn't he do it something like that? He, like, really is exuberant and happy, but this is disgusting. And I'm really happy to have a week off from him, frankly. Yeah, you know, he got to recharge the batteries and things like that.

that but yeah so carl out zane in baby i still don't know what to think about how that all unfolded it the fact that he ended up beating me by the one vote in such a weird way with that on the overnight of the final day of voting that that big rush of votes came in it makes me think he actually is going in and physically changing the the votes you know and i mean if he did do that which it does not look like he did i went through into the back end and it was a VPN. Somewhere was just fucking around. If that was him, I highly doubted, he was probably on his, I don't know, ninth or tenth white claw at that point. The bills were playing the chiefs. I don't know if he was sitting there by his computer stressing about it. But whoever

did it had a sense of humor. They did it by one vote. Ashole fucking move. But those apparently are the creep off fan. So here's the deal, folks. I have decided to play Eric Zane today for for pride because I wanted to go head to head with you get the cheater out of the way and you and I can really have a good episode I think if we apply ourselves. Absolutely. Absolutely. You know, I, you know, to be honest with you, that first episode was kind of like, boy, I almost didn't want to get in the way, you know, but, you know, I think I can do better. I think I really can do better in terms of what I need to do. And I actually, to be totally honest with you. I had a suggestion

for my creep, and I'm really excited to share it with you and everyone. Our category this week is Wildcar, bitches! We're going to go at it. It doesn't matter. There is no category. It is the biggest creep that we could find. And I had picked someone who was pretty awful, and I'm going to save them. And I received a message

from my pal, Alex Igor, who said, Hey, Vin, you ever heard of this person? And I said, holy shit, no I have not. And it took me two seconds of reading to decide that's who I was going to go with. Now, here's the thing. Let's talk about the stakes of this episode before we get into the actual game. I said to you, I wanted to play you for bragging rights. And I will put up the polar plunge. If I lose to you today, Eric, my fat ass will jump into Lake Ontario in February. wow that's remarkable and uh you know i've seen those before and it's painful to jump into that cold of water i think that's outstanding of course you'd probably do that for charity though right

yeah yes no i'll take money but yeah charity yeah yeah what else is on the wheel of consequences that you guys have like uh made made made possible well i'll tell you what there's some fun stuff on here that maybe you might want to give a shot at. For example, we could have you put truck nuts on your car. I got a set right here. Yeah, you have to drive around with them on your actual car, though. Somebody just tried doing this to me. It's so crazy you said that. Someone actually tried putting these on my car the other day, but I actually found them after only one trip. Ah, so you did drive around with them accidentally. Yes, yes. So, all right. That's actually pretty good you got them right there eric you have to drive around for a month and every day you have to

tweet a picture of those on the back of your car so we know that they're there let's do it i got the nuts i'll put them back onto the truck on my truck these truck nuts and i will tweet out a picture for one month uh as part of my uh since this is mono imano wheel of consequences that's it that's it i will do the polar plunge eric zane will do the truck nuts now eric the last time you were here We were going to force you to go first, but I'm not going to do that to you today. I'm going to go first because this is kind of a weird episode. It's, you know, it's a one-on-one. It's not a traditional creep-off.

We are going to kick back where we left off with Carl next Monday. There will be a bonus Patreon episode before the weekend. It's either to be on Thursday or Friday. And for those of you patrons, Carl will be back and we're going to have a lot of fun. Let's get this shit started. I want to talk about. my creep today. Now, his name is Anatoly Moskivan.

He is a interesting kid. He loved history. He was one of those genius kids that you hear about. One of the kids who should skip all the grades and was really weird. Yeah. He ended up speaking 13 languages. He traveled all across the world. He taught Celtic history and folklore at the college level.

And he was a journalist in Novgorod, Russia's fifth largest city. Okay? Okay. This is an accomplished guy we're talking about here, except for the fact that he's teaching, like, Celtic folklore. Yeah, sure. Well, you know, sometimes these people, when they're real brainy like that, they tend to gravitate towards oddball subject matter. Yeah.

Well, he also was very vocal about taking a vow of celibacy. Okay. Yeah, he was like, I think sex is gross. He said that a lot to people. He was a celibate person. So that's my creep. I'm just kidding. That's not all of it.

He was also. A self-proclaimed expert on cemeteries. What a weird red flags going on. There's a lot of weird stuff going on here. Now, my mother-in-law is also an expert on cemetery. She's into genealogy and shit. So I don't know if she ever ran into this guy. But I guess there's a lot of people who like visit and there's like cemetery tourism all over the world.

Did you know this? Actually, now that you mention it, I actually have heard about that. Yeah. So this guy was like an expert in cemeteries. He was a contributor to a magazine called Necropologies or some shit like that. It was literally a weekly newsletter about cemeteries and obituaries around the world. All right. Anything with necrow in it is right away.

I mean, that nomenclature, Necro. Oh, yeah. Once you're dealing with the deceased. Yeah. You're immediately your butthole tightens a little bit. Exactly. Unlike the deceased whose buttholes release. Now.

in his last article that was public and necrologies he talked about an incident that made him fall in love with cemeteries Eric when he was 13 years old this is what he claimed i'm going to read to you this story that they published in this fucking magazine okay okay he confessed that what inspired his obsession with the dead was in 1979 when he was 13 he was stopped by people in black suits on his way home from school He was dragged to a coffin containing the body of an 11-year-old girl named Natasha Petrova and he was forced to kiss the dead girl

like on the mouth. Wow, this is like some weird men and black thing going on. This is a weird funeral. Instead of aliens. Yeah. I think that's how Carl's going to go. He's going to have the brigad boys to open mouth kiss him before he goes in the ground.

Oh, no. Say whatever I want to. You can. You can destroy him. This is what he's. said. He said, I kissed her once, then again, and then again. He kisses this thing like three times. He kisses this little girl's corpse. And maybe that's why he thinks sex is gross and swore off of it. Maybe. Okay. Okay. But does it, now, does this take another step? Are we going to get

to even more creepiness that the things he's done to the dead that are, that's, I guess it remains to be seen, right? Oh, what? You're bored with my storytelling skills to? No, no, no. I'm just wondering what this leads to because I mean you hear about people who would do something like this and then that's the trigger point for them to well really you know what I mean amp it up yeah well it got a little creepier at this little ceremony that he went to uh Moscovin said in the newspaper article the mystical ritual ended with the girl's mother putting wedding rings on myself and the dead girl's fingers yeah isn't anybody watching this can anybody see what's going on? Well, he said he was a 13-year-old boy dragged off the street on his way to school

to this weird ceremony where he makes out with and marries a dead girl. That's a very convenient story. It might just be that he just decided to have sex with a dead animal or something like that. Yeah, it could very well be. But he really is not into sex this guy. Now, he has the distinction of not being a rapist. One of the creeps that I'm bringing in that isn't a rapist. All right. It's amazing. This dude's an expert. He's writing all these articles. He's beloved in this community of fucking weirdos. And some shit goes down in his town.

In 2011, an anti-Muslow terror attack would unfold at the airport in Moscow. And very shortly afterwards, authorities caught wind of some Muslim gravesides that were allegedly being dug up and vandalized. After going to investigate that for a potential terror suspect, Moskvin would quickly jump to act like he was simply painting over some gravestones. But he was, in turn, promptly arrested caught red-handed in the act of vandalism well he was digging up a body not a Muslim body these other Muslim graves got to face they were very mad at the Muslims for some reason and they catch this guy in the cemetery acted very suspicious with a shovel and he's like no I'm just trying to fix these things and they arrested him okay okay so what happens next

they go and they search his apartment they expect to find that this guy is part of this terrorist plot against Muslims. So they think that they're going to go to his apartment and find some horde of like anti-Muslim propaganda. That's not what they found. I'm going to show you video that the police took of the inside of his apartment, everybody. Now, here we go. I will explain this as we go for those of you who are listening. Those of you were watching on YouTube.

Sorry. What does that look like? A big doll sitting up on a shelf? Sure. Okay. Yep, yep, yep. Then there's just like these other dolls on the floor. Like kind of crumpled together. Yeah, and this apartment looks like shit, right, Eric?

Sure, everything's trashed. Manikin faces, doll faces. This is like hoarders Novgorod, and there's another doll sitting on a chair. Right. Life-sized. Yeah, life-sized doll. They're just going through, looking at everything in this place. And they found a lot of those dolls. In fact, there's one of them right there.

That is a six-year-old girl that was brutally murdered, whose body was then dug up. That's no doll. That is not a doll. That's not a doll. That body, that little girl's body was dug up and brought back to this guy's house. Well, it looked good at least. I mean, it looked reasonably all right. There is so much to unpack here.

What this lunatic was doing with his Celtic folklore expertise, he would go and find the graves of children. and he would sleep on top of them because he believed that he could then communicate with them and that he would ask the body's permission as he slept on top of the grave would you like to come and live with me? I can help you live again. And then he said he never dug up a body

that didn't want to come live with him. You're telling me that all those dolls that I saw in that video were not dolls? Those were people. There were 36. of them that he mummified and turned into dolls and brought back to his house and lived

with. Are they okay? No. They did not make it. They did not make it. So this motherfucker was mummified these bodies. Now, check this shit out. What else they found? According to police, there were photographs and plaques taken off of gravestones,

dollmaking manuals, and maps of local cemeteries littering the apartment. Furthermore, the clothes that most of these dolls are wearing were the actual clothes in which they were buried. He had a little how-to manual, and this is how he made his dolls, Eric. Moskman

later admitted that he achieved structural integrity of the corpses by wrapping their legs and arms with rags before stuffing those in a nylon tights. He performed this for each of their limbs and their faces before inserting buttons into their eye sockets as to quote, allow them to watch cartoons

with him. Wow. Okay. So not only was he living with the bodies. He was literally like living with them and watching cartoons and eating cereal on Saturday morning. And he was surrounded by them. There was a lot. You're talking about since being surrounded by them. This is taking place over a long period of time. The longest he had one of the bodies in his house was nine years. Oh, wow. But you know what? I have to say kudos on the whatever that technique was to keep

that those look at those suckers yeah those are those look excellent those are those are excellent looking corpses i must admit well he mummified them but here's what else he did that was not mentioned inside the body cavities of all of these dolls he put in music boxes so that they could sing to him oh no he also kept records of all of their birthdays and he would have birthday parties for the corpse every year for the corpses. Now, Eric, here is the piece to the resistance with this guy. I don't know how to say this, but the motherfucker lived with his parents. Oh, no! He lived with his parents, Eric. His parents lived in a two-bedroom apartment with him and 36 dead bodies that are mummified with music boxes in their chest

with button eyes that he would sit up and sit and watch television with So then he's just sitting there saying this is just a dumb hobby I have These are just dolls and they're none the wiser None the wiser In fact here's what they said His parents claimed that he'd grown this massive obsession with creating life-size dolls And bizarrely didn't think much of it Regardless of the smell that it would emit

We saw these dolls but we did not suspect like there were dead bodies inside. We thought it was his hobby to make such big dolls and we didn't see anything wrong with it. His mother claimed in an interview. Yep, they were just like, ah, he's just making, he made these fun dolls. It was his hobby.

The place smelled like fucking death. Neighbors said the place was horrific to walk by. They thought they could never guess that it was coming from inside the house. They thought it was like sewage from underneath. Right. Yeah, just one of those things, you know, and the parents like, ah, whatever. No big deal.

Two bedroom house. he's just blowing off. It's a little weird, but he's fine. And here's a picture of the parents too. A couple of old people. Oh, my God. You know, when that picture was taken while they're eating that food there, can you imagine the stench as they're consuming

that food? And it doesn't seem to bother them. They're like, they're just sitting there eating going, where's that music coming from? Yeah. Oh, my God. That is remarkable. The stories that you cover on here, It's like that seems to be real. Eric, he also liked to play favorites.

In police interrogations that followed, he claimed that he loved most of them. However, there were a few that he simply wasn't content with. The ones that he had grown to dislike were promptly stuffed into their small garage and left to be forgotten. Wow. Yeah.

There's somebody just didn't like it. He freaking put it back in the garage. I mean, the story, the mothers of these poor kids, like this one girl, I showed you this picture. like an elf on a shelf, this little one. He was literally just up on top of a shelf. Yes. This little girl, I was saying, was murdered horribly.

And this guy fucking went and dug her up. And the mother used to go to the grave of this girl all the time and cry and she had no idea. It was like an empty casket and that her daughter was a fucking elf on a shelf in a lunatic's house. Of all the things, I mean, you think it'd be bad

enough that the kid was brutally murdered, unrelated to him. And then if that is in bad enough. I tell you what, this is the type of thing that if you're like religious, you're like maybe on the fence about being mad at God or giving up on it after the murder. After this happens, you're like, fuck this. I'm out. I don't want anything to do with thoughts and prayers going forward. Nope. I'm out. I did that a long time ago when I started the show. I will say this though. He was quoted as saying so they did the effect of, you know, these parents, they threw them

away. I brought them home and warmed them. Is what he told the doctors. Now, this is hideous. He was charged with desecration of graves and dead bodies, but he was deemed unfit to stand trial in 2012, and he's been sent to a psychiatric hospital.

And that's where he's been ever since. This guy's never stood trial. He's just in the fucking nut hut. Now, ladies and gentlemen, this is the first creep, I believe, I could say that I brought in that wasn't a murderer, He wasn't a rapist.

He wasn't a pedophile. The bodies were between the ages of 12 and 3. He definitely molested the gravesites. But what this man did is the definition of being a creep. If you do not vote for me, you are out of your minds this week. Eric, why don't you go ahead and try to top that? You know, and I can appreciate that little closing argument right there. And I think that that is formidable.

You're absolutely right to have to be featured on this show, despite none of those things happening is strong. My entry, though, Peter Scully is all of those things. It's kind of like an interesting dynamic here of what we have going on, but you feel good about yours. I feel good about mine. Peter Scully is the most notorious pedophile in the history of the country of Australia. Oh, man.

And I imagine there's a lot of pedophilia going on in the Outback. well what's interesting about this is as far as i can understand um the lion's share of the criminal activity of one peter scully who is in these 58 years old right now and in prison is um was not actually committed in the country uh of australia okay let me give you a little bit of backstory here uh peter scully was involved in a property scam that cost investors 2.68 million when he was living in Australia. Now, was he living with any corpses while he was bilking people out of their money? Nothing like that.

Nothing like that. And if it ended there, that would be bad enough. He was married and he had children too. And he also had a girlfriend who was originally from the Philippines. Oh, no. Okay? So what he did was he ended up fleeing the country of Australia and wound up in the Philippines. And that's where things really got off.

the rails. He had a, this mistress, her name is Lysel Margallo, who had a friend also. So the first three people involved in this. And what they decided to do was make a concerted effort to traffic a very, very young children, video them with terrible things happening, and then actually submitted like content to the dark web. And there's a historically a terrible person who would you go by the internet named Lux, who would then be the goal between, who would then take that material and make it available on legit pay-per-view basis to watch these terrible things that were happening. Oh, that's the fucking worst.

Because what he's doing is he's feeding the marketplace. And that's just the worst thing you could do, really, apart from being the person doing the awful things in the videos. So he, and he did do that. He did the lion's share of molesting along with these two. young women, these young Filipino women. And so what one thing in particular that

comes up that was sold on the dark web and he's making a lot of money doing this is there was a video that is called and this is so horrible. I felt a little bit part of my soul dying when I was reading about this, but I got to know what the fuck's going on. Daisy's destruction

was known as urban legend, not a real video. But it is. Daisy is an 18-month old child. No. In this particular video, there's two other little girls, age, I believe, 12 and 11. What you got here is the most heinous thing that could possibly happen. And the 18-month-old little child was...

They gave her the vaccine? Well, they ended up tying her by her feet upside down and tortured her and raped her. These two women, this Lysel Margallo, was involved and she was wearing a mask and Peter was involved. And then everything terrible that you could possibly imagine happened, some of the most horrible things that I've ever happened in the world. Now, how they got these three little girls is incredibly sad. In the Philippines, everybody's a lot of destitution and poverty. They convinced families to offer these children up for food. That's how desperate of a scenario you have there.

So this all unfolds, this terribleness, this Peter Scully shoots the video he wants. He makes it available. He's making a ton of money. So he's basically going, I'm making all the profit here. And his overhead is a sandwich. exactly and then and then he didn't even give him the food so he didn't give him the food he didn't give him the fucking food so the family's like oh my god what have we done they can't find the kids uh he kills the uh the child in the middle of the 11 year old after all of this

terrible these terrible things are are happening uh he even forced the one that he killed the dig her own grave and then that was it she died well it turns out that um there's some very good police work, detective work going on in Australia about this guy who's posting the videos who this person, this luck guy. Yeah, yeah. He's posting them in Australia. That leads them on a, somehow they're doing their work, their forensic digital work, and they takes them back to the Philippines.

Okay. Well, Peter Scully is arrested and, okay, he's in prison for the rest of his life. 60 minutes, Australia, sat down with this sick son of a bitch. Okay, my clip one. This is Tara Brown, the correspondent from 60 Minutes, Australia, interviewing Peter Scully. Cut one, Scully denies everything somehow. Here we go. Why would you abuse an 18-month-old child?

Well, for a start, I didn't. Well, that's not true, is it? It is true. No, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. How old was she? How old was she, Peter? You are confusing.

I don't want to get into that. How old was she? Huh? How old was she? I don't want to get into any of that yet. Right, okay. Whether that child was 18 months, two years, three years, or perhaps we're mixing it up with a nine-year-old child

or an 11-year-old girl, 12-year-old girl, you've done it to all of them, haven't you? I will go back to this now, no comment. It's the coward's way out, isn't it? It's a realistic way out. There's not a realistic way out, sorry. Okay, now, later in these clips that I have for you, he kind of eventually his answers make you,

he that that he kind of like uh refutes his old his own denial well i like his uh his shaggy defense it wasn't me right right right here we got um oh clip two yeah please well actually this is the um the lady accomplice who by the way she ended up walking somehow uh his mistress here she was involved in all of this she she turned evidence over she flipped on him this is her returning to that house. And she's not your creep, the tattletale? All right. Not just by Peter Scully,

but by this woman too. So how long did you live here for? Here, we leave here, maybe months. Lizelle Margielio, Scully's other girlfriend and his chief accomplice, has brought police to the house where Cindy was murdered,

claiming she now wants to help the children she harmed. Did you want to help the children at the time. I wasn't around when he when he did this. I wasn't around at all. How did you know where this girl was

if you weren't around? He told me everything. Okay, so how do I know this reporter didn't just give this lady a sandwich? Well, that's the thing. She's seen in the video. They have her on the tape doing these terrible things.

She's a monster too. In fact, I'm going to skip my cut three and go right to clip four when they actually arrested Scully. Listen to this. 20th of February, four years after fleeing Australia and committing unspeakable crimes. Oh, no, no, no.

This is the moment Scully is caught. Huh? Give me your name. There's Peter Scully. What? What? It's Peter Scully. We have six warrants for your arrests. Wow.

Okay? Did you hear that? Already investigators believe they have a watertight case against this father of two. Water tight. He goes, wow, he was happy with that. I would have been disappointed. I mean, yeah, hate fucked an 18-month-old of death.

You would think you'd get, like, at least 10. There's at least 10 crimes there. Right, right. Now, they actually tried to kill him in the trial, but there was, even the, they tried to get him and, like, convicted and give him the death sentence, but for one reason or another, that did not happen. Really?

And, yeah, in clip five, this scumbag shows no remorse. What did he get? What was his actual sentence? He's got life in prison. You won't ever see the light of day. Where's the prison? They actually arrested him for crimes in Australia. So he is, though it happened there, he's been kept in Australia.

Okay. Scully is no remorse. You admit to what you've done, which is sexual abuse. and of course murder of course I have remorse why of course

like you think people don't have remorse I'm asking you as somebody who is a repeat offender here who went on the run who's only here

because you've been caught not because you turned yourself in at what point do you actually feel sorry for what you've done is it at the point where you're captured

oh that's a good question actually that's a good question well done that's a very good question. At what point do you feel remorse? I think there's different degrees of remorse

all the way through. But I think your greatest remorse comes when you finally realize the extent of what you've done. And at what point was that? At what point was that?

He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Tuesday? Look, he's trying to trying to figure it out. I can't answer that honestly it. I can't answer that. Why isn't it the point where you're actually raping somebody

violently torturing them? Why isn't it at the point when you kill a child? Good question as well. Why don't you realize the extent of what you've done at that point? Maybe you should ask it some questions. I'm asking the man who did it. Yeah. Wow.

What a, what a dark twisted world. Oh my God. That is the stuff I can't stand about these self-indulgent lunatics where they try to give like these real nuanced fucking answers to why they fucking raped a baby to death and why he didn't give those people sandwiches. That's right. I would have said I felt remorse what I did not make with the pizza.

Okay, this is my last clip, number six. All right. What goes on in Peter Scully's head is still a macabre mystery. What is it about you, Peter, that hates. children and women so much. I might address that in the journal. It just got crazier and crazier for you and sicker and sicker and you'd already committed murder. Where was it going to end? Like where was the next level for you?

There was no next level. And as a parent, how can you reconcile what you've done to children? Next question, please. Do you accept that you were ruining their lives? as soon as you came in touch with him. In the journal. In the journal, he's saying. He's writing a journal. So you really have no sympathy

for these people, for these kids. That is definitely in the journal. That's in the journal. Go to sell his book. I think we are finished. I think we are finished. I'm hoping.

He can get up. Get up, please. I wanted her to the fucking bury a high heel right in his face. He's, That's disgusting. But you know what I hated the most on that?

He's like, do you feel like you ruined these people's lives when you first came in contact to him? He was thinking, no, I made him stars. Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, gross. Now, there's also rumors of some other terrible videos that I don't, you know what? I can't even, I don't want to say it because it's, I think I've said enough, frankly,

to give you all you need, my friends in the, in the jury to know that this is easily the creepiest. Though I'll give it up to Vinny, that was a horrible, horrible thing. But, oh, my God, the level of intense creepiness and criminal behavior in this week's edition of the creep off is off the rails from your old paler example. I would like to respond to that. I would just say that that woman asked Mr. Scully, what was the next level for him? And frankly, he didn't have an answer for it.

but my creep Anatoly Mushkin would. His answer was I would bring them back to life, and I would have them over to my house. And he would just dance around the living room with them and have a great time. That's what my guy did. My guy was the most disgusting person you can imagine. This is all hearsay.

No, yours was all hearsay. You won't even say what he did. Everything, everything you just said is bullshit. Everything with the song, everything. How do you know the fucking song? The song is bullshit, first of all. I agree. And it's just fun.

I like to have fun on this show. Of course, of course, of course, Vinny. All right. So those are a creeps this week. Oh, my God. Carl is calling in. Vote for Vinny. Oh, thank you, Carl.

Oh, what else was that, Carl? Yeah, come on my face. That's fine. Okay. Now, now, there's going to be a special way to vote this week because I am not going to put the vote. I'm going to try something. a little bit different. There will be a link

in the episode as to where you can go to vote for Vinny or Eric Zane. We want this vote to be pure, God damn it. Yes. Don't fuck it up. Whoever the asshole is that did it fucking the way that way the last time. Kiss my ass. Kiss Eric's ass. You hurt Eric Zane's feelings.

Now, all my Vietnam, true believers, don't let me down this week, baby. I'm dead serious. Jump in the lake or truck nuts. Either way, these are fantastic things. Listen, true believers. You know you want to see him driving down the street. We could all wave at him and just go, exaltior. True believers. It'll be great. So, uh, Eric, here's what we're going to do today. I'm going to save our

voicemails till when Carl comes back. And we are going to have ourselves a little mini scum parade. How does that sound? I love it. Vinnie Paulino, please. And since Carl's not here, we're going to play my favorite scum parade theme. Driving chis and dread. Oh, Pitos, dittling. Raimperst do a rinkety-ray Rain-Ley-Rae Oh, you see your hat Abusive asshats

Yeah, the skum parade Scum parade On the creepballs Yeah, the slum parade Chach, Chah! Chah! Oh, Sumpurray D-Doo-Doo-Dum-A-W Carla and Vinny are back

Ha! Big Finish! Timphany on the way out. I love it. All right, Eric Zade. Let's start in the Bronx, shall we? A woman was found guilty last Thursday in charges that she robbed the homes of mourners while they attended their spouse's funerals. Oh, shit. That's pretty low. But I also see the logic.

If I'm her lawyer, I'm kind of like, hey, they didn't need half their stuff anymore. Hey, that's the type of thing that you break into somebody's home. and if you hit the right room, I don't know about you, but there are rooms in my home that I don't go in that often. Yeah, take that shit. Yeah, you know, they don't even, that's, that's an easy way to get away with that shit. So, yeah.

Latonia Stewart, 30 years old, burglarized six homes in Westchester County between 2017 to 2018 in this scheme where she used obituaries to pick her victims. Terrible, no doubt. But she got away with it for a little while, at least, you know. She struck, well, the residents were at the wake or the funerals, though. that's the thing she knew when the service and the calling hours were going to be and that's what she went it is terrible but i think smart listen if you are thinking of robbing poor widows stop it get some help thank you please don't do this we were started off a little light that's a woman who did something very very naughty but correct our next creep down in floor

this woman suspected that someone had been entering a barn on her property without permission so she set up a trail camera that subsequently recorded a laborer having repeated sexual contact with a horse housed in the structure so she yeah they set up the trail camera which i like to think is like that 60 frames per second that you get the one picture i'd like to see the flip book of that oh my god and i would not you see i think you should deserve a nomination for a crepe because you just said you want to see that horse having sex with that man. I said it as a joke. Try telling some, Eric. I need you to tell some jokes. She had stalled the trail camera inside the four-stall Vero Beach Bar where her horses are kept after discovery ligature marks around one of the horses next. He was trying to choke out the horse, too. Don't got a button. Marks. It was a miniature horse, too. I didn't mention that. You don't want to do this with the full-size horse. This is some advice. from the show. They found bungee cords and ropes around the neck of one of the miniature

horses, even though she'd ever put any in there. The camera cops had captured Santiago Victoria, Santiago Victoria, 57 years old, old enough to know better, entering the bar late at night and invading the stall occupied by the little horse named Mariah. During three separate encounters, Victoria gets behind the horse in a sexual manner. According to the arrest affidavit, the Indian River Sheriff's Office, They identified him. He's been arrested, and he admitted to doing it. Now, this guy's fucked this horse a whole bunch of times.

By the time, this woman puts up the trail camera. Yes. Right? And she cites the evidence as I found bungee cords around the things next. It wasn't the gaping asshole of your horse? Well, wait a man. You're giving this guy way too much credit. That's true.

You're giving wishful thinking, right? You know. The horse thought she was, the little Mariah thought she was getting stung. by a mosquito. Come on, Vinny. It isn't like she lifted the horse's tail and it was the size of a Folgers can, you know?

His name's Santiago. I gave him some credit. By the way, it did not go unnoticed that you could not read Santiago and you called him Santigo. Okay, well, I had a typo in my story and I fucked up. Fucking Ron Burgundy

always reads the prompter. Don't make me miss Carl, Eric. Don't you dare make me miss Carl, you bastard. So he admitted that he did not have permission to be inside the bar and then he was also like, yeah, and I fucked the horse. So he's being held on $75,000 bond. And he's also previously been convicted of DUI and violating probation. He's scheduled for a reign on November 29th. So, well, can you imagine being anybody that, let's say is, uh, I doubt he has a significant other, but a family member like, look, uh, Santigo slash Santiago. He has a horse on the other.

side of town. Yes. They're like, hey, look, it was, it was, uh, when you violated parole, that was one thing. The DUI, okay, we can get past that. But here you are, fucking a, fucking a horse, Santiago. Fuck you. All right. You're just being mean to me now. You're a married guy, right, Eric? Yes, sir. I am. How many years in? Uh, 30. 30 years in. Yes, sir. You think it's going to end well? I, I do think it's going to end well. there was some rough years but we worked our way through them you know as strong couples do yeah yeah well i'm going to tell you a story about a 66 year old woman and her 78 year old husband and their home in somerset england this woman was very upset with her husband over an

argument over the remote control okay she locked her husband who she claims was a very controlling manipulative and abusive person these are what she says because the trial is happening right Yes, that's what you do when you want to really, uh, you know, try to get your way out of it. She apparently locked him in the conservatory of their house because he would not calm down. Conservatory. What is this fucking clue? Yeah, it's England. It's like an estate. He takes the poker from their woodburning stove apparently in the conservatory and breaks out and finds her. And she is in the kitchen. And she stabs him. in the heart with a kitchen knife.

Oh, I thought he said candlestick or some shit or maybe the rope with Professor Plum. He's like I got locked in the fucking, he gets locked into the goddamn conservatory. He breaks his way out, walks into the kitchen, and he's like, what the fuck? What is this? I want the remote.

Why do you lock him in here? And she decides to stab him in the fucking chest. And then they call 999, which is their version of 911. And they play the clips court, but she's the one who called it. She said very calmly, I've killed my husband. I tried to because I've had enough. Like, this was not the phone call of a woman who claims that this guy

is abusing her. It was very calm. She also was reported saying is, I thought I'd get his heart, but he hasn't got one. Oh, my God. Like, she's making fucking Bond villain quips to the fucking 911 operators. And they said, where is your husband? And she goes, if there's any luck, he's in the kitchen bleeding to death. Wow. Okay. This is the shit she's saying to the 9-1-1 operators. They said, well, can you help him?

Can you help put pressure on the wound? And she was like, no. Oh, my God. She told the operator, he's moaning on the kitchen floor. He's got some holes in him. And he deserved every one of them that he got. Wow. And then she said, by the way, I'll accept everything coming my way.

Okay. this was not a happy marriage folks. No, no. I mean, that is that's just anger talking if you're going to do that to your husband you keep your mouth fucking shut. I mean, you got a fighting chance if you keep your mouth shut, but this is

too bad. Do you know that all you have to do is if this guy really did break his way out of the conservatory, is feigned that he was coming to beat me up and I was afraid? There's a million in one way she could have gotten out of this. This lady's just like, no. Yeah. Nope. I fucking

stabbed him in the heart. And he probably deserved it too. I'm on her side. Okay. All right. Fine with me. So her name is Penelope Jackson. She's 66 years old and the trial is ongoing.

It's kind of fucked. Free Penelope and anybody else who needs to be freed. Free Brittany and free Penelope. And the guy who fucked that horse, let him out. No, no, no. San Diego. No, no. Free Santiago.

You're saying his name wrong. Santigo. Free Santigo. and our last story this week, a young mother is in jail in Greensville, South Carolina. You read this story, yeah, Eric? Yes, this is the lady

that looks like Gary Coleman? This is the lady who looks exactly like Gary Coleman, yes. Okay. Sierra Dyer is charged with attempted murder and felony child abuse. Police say that the 21-year-old was arguing with a family member

over her toddler's custody. When police arrived, a cop says that he walks into the kitchen and sees her pick up the knife and start stabbing the baby in front of the cop fucking red wedding fucking red wedding

holy holy babies batman like what the fuck is this woman doing custody no one's has custody fucking I get custody right now stab at the thing of the head what's you talking about so she then threw the knife on the floor and then just was like all right take me to jail

threw the knife of the baby on the floor are done oh my god we live in a great world don't we eric yeah this is this is a terrible thing let's see now it says here that that she stabbed the baby multiple times but um did did the baby survived the baby survived it is supposedly going to make a full recovery kids are resilient they can handle anything yeah when she dropped the baby uh i have audio splot fucked up man

you sick fuck yeah I'm the problem I'm the problem that's right blame me I hope everybody enjoyed this very silly short version

of the creep off today did you have a nice time in the scum parade Eric dude the scum parade is quietly becoming my favorite thing on this show

you know and I probably because Carl's not here yep that was my favorite part of today's show Now, I'm going to put out a link on how to vote with the episode in the episode description. And also, folks, if you are a member of the Patreon, you are going to get a bonus episode this week.

But also, I want to throw this out there to you. If you are a member, make sure your address is in there because we want to send you merch. And there's a whole bunch of people that we haven't been able to send stuff out to because they didn't put their address in. So if you're expecting merch or even waiting for it, you don't know where it is, go check in Patreon to make sure you put your address in so we can make sure you get your stuff. Wow. Yeah, that's good. They need to do that. They need to sign up for the Patreon. This is all fantastic. You guys do a great job. Oh, thank you, Eric. Now, we can find Eric every day, Monday through Friday at the Eric Zane Show podcast. You can find it wherever podcasts are sold. And it's Eric Zane Podcast.com. Eric Zane. Actually, if you go to Ericzain Show.com, that's my website. Everything is there. I don't need to mention anything else. It's all there. All right. Well, you're going to enjoy Eric and his new show on Compound Media. going well yeah well

that's the thing i'm in a hey i sure hope this works out because i want to do it again i've done two shows now for compound and so if you go to compound media and you are a member of that it's in collections where it's just pilot shows that's where like the ones that are still

kind of shitty that they're not sure about yeah yeah yeah yeah so listen go over there and help out eric and eric will help out this show by telling anthony cooombe about it because i know fucking carl won't he won't even bring it up what a dick. No, he doesn't bring up anything. He doesn't try to promote the show at all. He cares about WATP. Oh, no. What a old man, Carl, you're going to take that shit? Vinnie's talking

shit. He knows it. I call him out on it all the time. Now, let me ask you something. How long have you known him? Ten years at least. Okay. But we never, this is the closest we've ever been. We were like acquaintances before we started doing the show together. I would come in and do episodes of WATP every now and again, but it's not like we were best pals. Oh, okay. But you, but what is your history? How did you guys start together? Was it playing music? Hell no.

He put out an album, right? And a guy that was in the isotopes, my, our friend Kevin, the original host of WATP, was a stand-up, was doing stand-up. And I had a show, and he was like doing a guest spot on the show. And Carl and everybody in his band that just released an album came out to that show. And I was the emcee that night. And they were being assholes. And he will freely admit this.

like they were talking and being dicks. So I started ripping on them. And I was like, oh, you guys are a band, huh? That explains why you think everybody should give a fuck about you. And just started ripping on them. And I was like, what kind of music do you play? Oh, we play punk rock. I go, oh, so lots of oh, oh, oh, ohs and ah, ah, ahs.

Good stuff, guys. Thanks. We need more of that. And I just fucking started rip it out of. And then we were buddies after that. Like Kevin introduced us, we laughed. And then I had him on my podcast a little bit. And we were always very friendly.

Like, we always liked each other, whatever we'd see each other, we'd have a beer and a bunch of laughs. And I pitched him the idea of doing the creep off. And here we are doing an episode without him. I have more questions, but I'll save them for the next time. All right, all right. Now, we'll see you with Patreon this week. Carl will be back.

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