The Creep Off - Episode 92: America's Best Value

Episode Date: December 13, 2021

This week Karl and Vinnie make their nominations for the biggest creep from America's "Natural State" Arkansas: In the Scum Parade we meet possibly the worlds laziest mother, a CNN producer and for once...an actual hero! 

Hey everyone, Tucker Dixon here with your weekly recap. Let me turn this off. I really shouldn't have things like this when I'm doing recordings or interviewing victims of violent crimes. Anyways, last week was Rhode Islander week. Huh, really scraping the bottom of the barrel on this one. Vinnie's creep tried to save two fathers the burden of paying for college, and tried to tip the paper boy and everyone got mad at him. Carl's creep was your standard run-of-the-mill murder and rapist.

Nothing too exciting with him. It was a real hard week for me to choose who to vote for. to vote for except for he was born in Providence Rhode Island into a poor family poor family poor family whereas things like rape and murder may be forgivable being poor is never acceptable anyways Tucker out attention parents what you're about to see is not suitable for kids shoot it's not even suitable for some grown-ups you might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things They want sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive!

And I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Prescription jugs. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast to show about creeps by creeps for you, creeps. My name is Vinnie Paulino. I am the people's champion. Ed, joining me today.

I got to tell you, he's feeling very, very generous today. And he's here because he just wants a good time. Let's all show each other our dicks and have a drink. Great. Weird, Carl. weird Carl why are you recording me in the hallway I told you not to do that weird Carl buddy boy I'm glad to have you here we are in the studio we're going to do a show for you today and we let you pick the theme what is happening vittipolito thanks for introducing me

yeah Carl I would just skip right past that uh yeah so we put up a vote on Twitter three different states and I actually voted on this one myself and who did you vote for I voted for Arkansas Oh, boy, oh boy, then you are a winner because that's where we're heading today. Yes. The natural state, Carl. I'm looking forward to this one today. I have a pretty good presentation for everyone. Yeah, he's been working on it since I believe 92.

Something like that, yeah. Before we move into the actual competition, we need to take a look at the results from last week. I liked Tucker on that one. I thought that was a pretty good recap for once. Yeah, he finally's getting a shit straight. Good job, Tucker. Last week, we went to Rhode Island. Yes.

The ocean state. for some reason. I wish it was in the ocean. And I had a 16-year-old who murdered an eight, a five-year-old, and then tried to rape the paper boy. It's a story as old as time itself. Yeah, I'm telling you. Happens all the time.

It does, yeah. It does, yeah. It does, yeah. People are getting real bored of that story. It's a real snoozer. It's a real snooze fast. It's a sea shanty from the ocean state. Yeah.

Carl, you had a guy who found Jesus in a van with some fucking lady. Yes. And ladies and gentlemen. Converted into Christianity in one day after being a, serial rapist and murderer. That's how good What a Burger is, folks. I'm sure you were wondering. Yeah, congratulations.

Yeah, 55% of the vote. Yes. Cousin Rouge has spoken. We lived to fight another day. Now, that blows my mind. That feels good. It's been too long. That blows my mind because we were at 4 to 1.

I was on GamePoint and I brought in a fucking child eater. And you pick a guy who found Jesus. So I don't know what the people want anymore. I don't get a lot of wins. on Sundays or Mondays these days. So if you could just let me have this one, I'd really appreciate it. So now the score is what, four to two? Yeah, it's four to two.

And I'm going to let you everybody in on something. I talked to Carl last night via text after that game. I was not happy. He did not seem like he was in a good state. I wasn't sure the show is going to happen. I was getting text messages from the Drew and Mike show guys and you and everyone busting my balls. And all I did was send you like the meme of the fat guy from the office giggling.

That's all I did. And it was like, fine, Vinny. The bill's lost. They're going to fucking move. And fucking congratulations. Yeah. Vinny's a little bit too happy about my team sucking these days. Yeah.

In fact, I might go over there and punch you that fucking face right now. I don't know the way you're smiling. Fucking knock that chin in. Which one? Yeah, exactly. Now, I guess we're going to start the competition. And because you won,

that means you have to go first. Ring that fucking bell, Carl. All right. The biggest creep from Arkansas was my. my assignment, and I don't normally pick my creeps well in advance. Okay. But as soon as I found out, it was Arkansas. Is R. Kelly from Arkansas?

I had to call one Hillary Rodman Clinton. Now, Hillary Clinton, you might know, was the first lady. First lady. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, she lived in Arkansas for quite some time. She's also a state senator from New York for some reason. I'm going to lose again.

I still don't know. I had it. This is bullshit. No, it's difficult to really. I don't want to take up everybody's day. So I'm not going to go into everything. So let's just cover a couple things that make her a creep, okay? Just a few topics here.

Starting with the Clinton Foundation, remember the Clinton Foundation? Yes. This is number 45 talking about the Clinton Foundation. Hillary Clinton turned the State Department into a private hedge fund. The Russians, the Saudis, the Chinese all gave money to Bill and Hillary. and got favorable treatment in return. It's a sad day in America when foreign governments with deep pockets have more influence in our own country than our great citizens.

That's right. When she was the Secretary of State working for us in our federal government. Inexcusable. She was also running the Clinton Foundation and taking these generous donations from foreigners. And actually, the FBI investigated this, but that wasn't the only thing that they were investigating on. on Clinton, crooked Hillary. Most people have probably forgotten that there are two criminal FBI investigations of Mrs. Clinton.

The secret server in her house, the email scandal, which we talk about all the time because it involves the failure to protect the alleged failure to protect national security secrets. And the one Donald Trump mentioned, which is actually a team of FBI agents looking at allegations of public corruption. If I may amplify what Donald Trump said, and I would refine it slightly, I wouldn't call it. a hedge fund, I'd call it a slush fund. That's right, Vinnie. We had a lot of things going on when Hillary decided like, oh, maybe I should be the president now. You know, I'm a corrupt politician.

I should be able to be the president. That seems fine. And you know what's great about the Clinton Foundation? And actually, Adam Crowell picked up on this. When they had the Democratic National Convention, it was never brought up one time. Here's this charity, this charitable foundation that hurt her husband founded and supposedly doing so much good in the world,

not brought up by a single person. So everyone knew it was corrupt. This was not like a mystery. I mean, it was being brought up constantly at the other convention. Did you just want to play it to the ground? So this is the, you know, people say like, okay, but are there specific examples of this? Because it's easy to say like, okay, there were donations and we assume there was favors being made and quid pro quo. But do we actually know that?

Let's get an example of that real quick. And then we'll move on. She's from Chicago. There are some extreme, I'll give you the most extreme. involves her husband's friend Frank Joustra, G-I-U-S-T-R-A, a Canadian, who asked Mrs. Clinton as a foreigner for permission to own shares in a uranium mine in Utah. Secretary of State has the permission. She granted the permission. He sold 80% of his shares to Vladimir Putin. Oh. The Russians now own this uranium mine in Utah. He then gave $145 million from the President. the proceeds to the Clinton Foundation. Now, you're raising your eyebrows. Anybody's eyebrows would

be raised listening to this. Admittedly, I've given you one of the more extreme examples of this. There are many others. That's a good way to get paid to do that job, I would think. That's probably more than her salary was. That is ridiculous. It's uncalled for. We could all agree that Hillary Clinton is a creep. And if we were talking about the biggest creeps of Chicago, you'd have a case. This is your only argument is that it doesn't count for Arkansas, because you know you can't beat this. Let's talk about the steel dossier. Ladies and gentlemen, there are rules to this game.

Let's talk about the steel dossier, shall we? And once again, Mr. Hamburger snubs his nose at them. Hold on a second. We talked about this yesterday. You knew I was doing Hillary, and I did not hear anything about Chicago then. I know. There is nothing about Chicago.

It's called a setup, Carl. I'm setting you up. Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me that it's a trap? Yeah, a little bit. All right. So let's find out about the steel dosso. Do you remember the steel dossier?

This is the Mueller report. Carl, do I ever? I'm still waiting to find out what was happening with this steel dossier. Maybe you could clear it up for everyone. Oh, I'd be happy to. Did you know that the Clinton campaign, who was running against Trump, actually dreamed this whole thing up and made it all up. And that's why it exists.

And we had all of that nonsense with the Russian hoax and all that stuff that took forever for them to figure out was all just a lie. And actually, this is the former director of national intelligence confirming. What I did see in intelligence documents, some of which I've now declassified, that there was collusion involving the Clinton campaign and Russians to create a dossier. But I gave John Durham over a thousand other documents that have not yet been declassified that I know include intelligence that goes specifically to this criminal activity that would be the basis for further indictments. Hmm. Seems like she got away with some shit there, huh? Doesn't it? It was a big waste of everyone's time.

Do you mean to tell me that the only thing I liked about Donald Trump isn't true? Yeah, the Obama hooker pissed on. That was a made up story. That's the best story. Come on. It was fun. I mean, it's creative. I'll give him that.

Come on. I mean, that was up there with, like, the Kennedy's tag team in Maryland Monroe in Cuba. I would say that's probably cooler than a tinkle party. But yeah, I hear what you're saying. I don't know. I like what our presidents are a little fucked. It's fun. Do you remember Benghazi?

Remember when September 11th, 2012, our embassy was attacked? You know, Carl, it rings a bell. Maybe you could tell us all about it. Well, it's funny because remember how Clinton had a secret email server, which is illegal to have, that no one else could see her emails. No, no, I believe it was a bleach holder. That's what her lawyers told everyone was a bleach holder. We used it to hold liquid bleach. Well, one of the reasons why she probably didn't want people seeing her emails is because of the Benghazi cover up.

Here's the thing. Hillary's private email server is connected to Benghazi and what happened there. The judge, in this case, discovered, authorized discovery into whether the Benghazi controversy motivated the cover-up via the use of Hillary Clinton's email system. So the judge said it was one of the worst modern offenses to government transparency in the history of the country. Oh, that's interesting. Sounds like pretty creepy behavior to me. Yeah. Now, let's hear about what she could have done. Real creepy behavior.

Let's hear about what she could have done to save these people's lives. There's already CP on that server that we know of. Well, hold on. We're getting there. Four dead Americans in Libya. And this is one of the survivors talking about how Hillary really botched this one. What did Hillary Clinton not do that she should have done that would have helped you in Benghazi? And she should have provided and answered the emails to end the request for security.

They're at the consulate. You know, the consulate was about eight acres and it was guarded by five diplomatic security officers. And anybody that has ever been around anything to do with security knows that is, I mean, incompletely or completely inadequate. Bitch, bitch, bitch! Oh, hold on a second. Mark hires more security for the comedy club when you have a deaf comedian nights. Mark is the only fucking security we need. And you better be careful bringing up his name these days. Kick your head right off of your shoulders.

So they requested more security, and she did not provide more security. And of course, they were vulnerable. But that wasn't the only problem with this cover-up of Benghazi when the attack happened. And remember, there's a lot of controversy. They thought there was a YouTube video that pissed these people off, and then they decided they were going to attack. And it wasn't a coordinated effort. It just kind of happened during a protest.

Like, hey, let's go in there and kill people. What happened? Did her stream go down in the middle of something, and everyone got really mad? No, she actually knows how to use technology. Oh, okay, just check on. So, yeah, you're the creep, by the way. Is that on the bingo card that our stream goes down? Yeah.

It's on the bingo card. It's always what I'm in mid sentence, too. Oh, my God, where was it? Okay, great. So even after the attack started, there were requests for reinforcements, and there were stand-down orders. Why? It's not even awful.

I would say murder us. We had the assets available, and she's the one that set them down that didn't let to come to us. And I believe the assets that were available in the area would have saved Tyrone Woods and Glenn Doherty's, my two teammates lost. Why did she want these Americans to be killed, Vinnie? It seems pretty crazy. And then when she had to testify about this, because again, they're talking about this confusion. Was this coordinated effort? Was it just a protest that went crazy? And of course, Hillary says, The fact is we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out

for a walk one night who decided they'd go kill some Americans? What difference does it make? She's the worst. I can't even handle that voice. I should have given you a warning. If you had just played clips of her talking, you would have won this. Yeah, I know. I know that.

I went a little bit further beyond that I needed to. Also, I do want to say, and please leave this in the show, Vinny, that I am not suicidal in any way. Even though the bills season is falling apart, I do not want to kill myself. I am not going to hang myself in my garage. That is not my intention at all. I'm a very happy-go-lucky guy. Next week when Crows is sitting there. I live a charmed life.

And the CIA guys over here telling me just to read the script. Yeah, I know. It'll be fun. Last week's episode was full of lies. Carl. I am Vinnie and I want to say. My name is Vinnie Paulino, and I'm speaking on behalf of Carl. I am now going to read his last will and testament.

So Rose McGowan, you know what Rose McGowan is? I just saw a picture of her the other day. Yeah. Wow, what happened? Yeah. She was a smoke show back in the day. She was, yeah. Yeah, I guess the Harvey Weinstein thing did not work out well.

I thought it was Marilyn Manson Seaman that did that to her. So she kind of was a big part of the Me Too movement. Is it possible to like expand and melt at the same time? I don't know. Like it's not right. She was obviously responsible for taking down Harvey Weinstein and a lot of the Me Too movement. Well, she decided to go after Hillary Clinton with a tweet directly added this is what the tweet said you are a shadow leader in the service of evil you are the

enemy of what is good right and moral you represent no flag no country no soul you eat hope you twist minds i've been in a hotel room with your husband and here comes to be so she was saying that she's going to leak some very uh important information about the clinton's right and then guess what happens. Weeks after threatening to reveal sensitive info on the Clintons, Rose McGowan now claims that she was run off the road and had her home broken into. Just a coincidence, I'm sure. Rose was scared, silent, eh? I believe so. Let's talk about the emails, though. I think that's really the juiciest thing, because as you know, what did you say about emails? So she had a private email server that no one had access to it. When they finally did, the FBI asked for access to it, she scrubbed

tons of emails off of this thing. You don't need to see what she ordered from Wish. Oh, no, she'll tell you what those emails were. My private personal emails. Emails about planning Chelsea's wedding or my mother's funeral arrangements, condolence notes to friends, as well as yoga routines, family vacation. Oh, she's just emailing yoga routines and trying to coordinate weddings and stuff, Vinny.

I mean, of course you want to delete that stuff before the FBI investigates. Yeah, the FBI really. Don't waste your time reading these. It's so silly. She was actually assisting them and being cooperative. She was very helpful because there were so many emails on there. She's like, let me scrub some of these that are unimportant. Again, born in Chicago.

So what happened, though, with our buddy Anthony Weiner, aka Carlos Dage. Do you remember that, gentleman? Oh, I do. What's a congressman to New York? Maybe the audience does remember. Maybe you should tell us more, Carl. Well, it's interesting because Anthony Weiner was caught sexting with underage girls. He was such a creep this guy.

And he was married to Uma Aberdeen, which, of course, was the top aide for Hillary Clinton. And when the New York Police Department went to confiscate the laptop of Anthony Wiener, they found all of Hillary's emails on there. What? So Hillary scrubbed her own emails, but then they found him all on here. Well, that was lucky. I know. And why do they have all those? That is a good assistant.

Why did she have all of her emails on there? The material on Anthony Wiener's laptop was only stumbled into when the New York Police Department was investigating him for his text to underage girls. And they inadvertently bumped into a huge amount of data in which Huma Abidine had forward things to her husband to a computer that they jointly used. My sources tell me this was her blackmail file. So if the Clinton's ever turned on her, this is what? what she would use on them. Smart. It's a good idea to have information about memory. I frankly

think it's a bad idea to have information on the Clintons. I am going to Depends on how you use it, I guess. I am going to step back and look at this objectively. Not smart. Okay. Well, let's talk about what was in those emails. This is where the tide turns here.

And I'm told by a New York police officer who is in a position to know there was evidence of pedophilia, sexual exploitation of minors and massive massive corruption why have we not none of this has been released why have we not seen what was in anthony weir's laptop

why have we not seen this well I'm gonna guess because they're Hillary's personal emails and when the NYPD saw them they went oh this is all just shit about Chelsea's wedding and yoga yeah right because that's what Hillary said it was right so they just deleted it I'm sure that there's nothing to it this is all just

there's nothing to it you know a little pedophilia or something And we're all going to have that in our email, of course. No. Actually, the investigators for New York City Police Department, now these guys have seen some shit. They have seen some shit in their day. And when they saw it was on this computer, it was not good. There's a lot that can be prosecuted.

I have no doubt on that laptop. In fact, I heard that the New York police officers who saw some of it, even though they're hardened investigators, literally had to go throw up. It's bad. Who's that lady? who cares who that lady is I do I'd like to know who this woman is who say this

there are reports that the police officers who saw Hillary's emails threw up there are reports that your feet are normal it doesn't mean it's true I haven't seen those reports you're gonna have to show me those reports I haven't seen it all right I'll get you a credit on that one

all right let me go back and find the credit for that one for you yeah can I just point out these research jobs I do are not easy because Google and YouTube is not like hey you want to find out one Hillary's been up to you. Here's a whole list of shit. Like that it's pretty buried. You were bickered to me about the Maxwell trial yesterday. You can't find anything. And I looked

after and it was really wild because like the only thing I saw was like court started at 825 a.m. Court broke for lunch at 1 p.m. Tim Dillon went off on a rant about this. It's so funny because he found a report that was done out of the UK and it was an interview with the sketch artist in the courtroom. Like hey, how did you get started? How long did we do it sketch you know i used to go to uh open mics sketch artist open mics i started off just like sketching in the back and then eventually you know i gave it a shot so anyway look at bit shoots not as a great uh search at jad and duck duck go but i did my best to find these things where'd you find it all parlor and it's interesting is that still exists i don't

know i got a text message from parlor the other day did you yes what do they tell you hey vin come on back come on back we're up we're up and running i don't want to go so um why is it that you can't find this information. It seems like it should be right out there in the open, all this corruption, this person had held very high places in the government. And then when she does get interviewed by someone in the media, the questions are things like this. How did you kill Jeffrey Epstein?

Because you, you're not in power, but you have all that. I really need to understand. how you do what you do because you seem to be behind everything nefarious and yet you do not use it to become presidents what is the game plan

well Trevor what is but honestly what does it feel like being the boogeyman of the rights isn't they have fun it's like hiding in plain sight they're like geez people say you're up to a lot of no good those people are crazy aren't they

I imagine she has video of Trevor Noah skinning a child I think that was on the laptop What the fuck Trevor Noah

sucks He really is the worst He was the worst He was the worst choice In the world For that show It's it's maddening

I don't watch the show But I see the preview Sometimes they'll play Like one joke Coming up on the show And you're like Who thinks that's funny It's the most

Obvious Low Hanging Fruit joke Every fucking time And that show used to be great The great chance Yeah when people had fucking standards But all right

All right So that's my creep this week it is Hillary Clinton and I don't want to kill myself I feel like you now like I'm just exhausted from listening yeah I know Jesus Christ now you know how it feels well ladies and gentlemen I'm going to fix you right up you ready for a real creep today we're not only going to talk about a creep we are going to learn about how you make them oh great yeah my creep today is the blackest of sheep from one of the country's creepiest culty families my creep today is miss dugger's baby boy josh oh boy this fucking guy talk about hiding in plain fucking sight carl yeah

this is a story and i did not know half of it okay so i know there's recently a trial and a conviction we'll get to the details of that later let's talk about why people know who the duggers are for those of you who are uninitiated into this bullshit we first met josh and his shitty siblings and his family on The Learning Channel's reality freak show, 17 kids and counting. The show was renamed multiple times because they kept having fucking kids. By the time the show was over, there were 19 of them. Jesus. Children, not counting the parents.

That's too many. You don't say. I think that's too many. So the show basically followed the lies with super Christian sex machine and a two-term Republican member of the Arkansas House of Representatives Jim Bob Dugger and his bow-legged wife and Michelle and their 19 fucking 88 kids and all of them have names that start with the letter

J. Oh my God, Middle America loved this shit. Now, my favorite thing about reality shows... We're all pointing and laughing, obviously. I don't know. You don't know? The best thing about these reality shows, though, is how they always have the intro and that basically explains the whole thing for you. This is the intro. Here we go.

This is the story of my family. That's me. I'm Michelle. There's Jim Bob, my wonderful husband. And our children, Josh, Jana, John David, Jill, Jessa, Ginger, Joseph, Josiah, Joanna, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johanna, and Jennifer. You lost count? That's 17 and all. And I delivered every one of them. There's also one more on the way. We are not a difficult family. And it's not just because of our enormous fact. We have very conservative values. Our children watch every little television. And we closely monitor their efforts. they're access to the internet, among other things.

As for school, that happens around the dying room to make them neat. We own several commercial properties that we rent out. Even though we're nine times at size of an average failure, we somehow make it all work. God, I've never watched that show. I mean either. Never watched a second of it.

It's not as catchy as like the Brady Bunch or Gilligan's Island. Like I like the saw. Well, there's fucking 19 of them. They take some minute and a half. I know, but it should be a saw. And the rest. You know, you can always throw it. that in at the end. There's so much to fucking unpack here. But I got to tell you something about that.

The pedophile. You're on Tuggers Island. I got to ask you this question. At what point do you, is this wife just like fucking come on my tits already, Jim Bob? What the fuck are you doing? I know we're not using contraceptives, but can you fucking pull out once? Jesus Christ. Fucking by baby number 17, she's begging for it in the ass. She's just like, fucking give it to me. Stop. She's like, no, I love oral now. I just want to give you hat. That's my only thing. Oh my God. After how many kids you think like after Jedediah her she fucking blew out of tit trying to breastfeed Jesus Christ and you could tell they're running out of names to come up with too they're like Jebediah Jeremiah Joseph Badaia Jiladaya Jehoshaphat it's great either way this fucking

show is a hit carl yeah the show runs eight fucking season yeah eight seasons and a big part of the arc of this show I love how they're trying to explain they're like we're a conservative family do things a little bit differently oh you know we bring our kids up right You're on television. You're a reality show. It's the worst way to bring up children. What are you talking about? I will say something about Jim Bob that should be mentioned.

The guy was a state senator. Yeah. And he was also ran for the United States Senate in like 2002, I think. And he got his clock cleaned. His clock cleaned. Yeah. His cock. His clock cleaned.

His clock cleaned by somebody. So like they didn't even vote this weirdo in, but they considered him to be a fucking senator from that state. That's who they actually did vote in my state. Hillary Clinton, I got it. I don't like it when you tried to resell your creeps. You do it too well. I know. All right.

This kid is a creep. And I'm going to tell you something. When you raise kids repressed like this, when they realize that they live their entire lives with such crazy rules, the second they get just a scratch of freedom, they go fucking crazy. Because they realize it was all bullshit. Yeah. the Amish do that. They let the kids go and smoke meth for a couple of years. And then they come right back and fucking make cabinets.

It's great. It is. It's a good system. It works. Fucking ride a horse, make a cabinet. Fucking relax. That was a lot. Relax.

Being an Amish person means you can relax. That's funny. This dad is really weird. And there was an episode that they did called a very dugger wedding, which was a special about Josh's marriage to a girl named Anna. Okay. And some of the things that they were very. very specific about was that

he never even kissed this girl until they got married. Gross. Right. How do you know? What are they holding hands? What kind of courtship is this? This is a wacky courtship. Listen to this shit. This is his wedding day. This is the episode from his wedding day.

Here's an audio clip. You know, you're getting ready to get married. I did know that. I just, I thought it'd be time to have a man-to-man talk with you. Oh. About the birds and the bees. How old is this guy at this point? 22?

Jesus. Getting married, the day of his wedding, his father decides to have the fucking sex talk with him. He's like, all right, I'm going to have this conversation with you. This is Porn Hub. All right, I'll be back in three hours. Carl, it was on video. Open that up. Open that up.

He gives him a gift. Before the wedding night. Before the wedding night, definition of normal, they bleeped out the word sexual intercourse this is a book that Dr. Edwit it was my doctor rolling out, wrote and he counseled Sean before we got married and taught us to everything we know

and so if I give this to you you'll know everything we know I think I kind of understand how it works I think I learned that one it's kind of like Legos yeah okay Carl that was the sex talk this guy gave his son he gave him two books the day of his wedding one of them was written they were written by an md about like how to actually have sex this whole situation is fucked this kid has

no lens for sexuality or instruction in his life sure okay so what else do you think he should do he decides to get into politics carl yeah of course the show is successful they're bringing in almost 25 mil a year in sponsorships and shit. It's insane how much money this family is worth because of this fucking show. Josh goes to work on Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum's presidential campaigns.

He's out there doing all sorts of stuff. Not good. Did those guys become president? I can't remember. No, but I'll tell you what, it was enough to catch the eye of the old ghouls at the FRC, the family research council. Okay. Those crusty old motherfuckers. They're like, oh, look at this young dope-faced boy. He's

out there. He didn't even kiss his wife till they got married he's perfect for us yep they hire this kid and make him the face of the family research council okay which is a big deal that is a huge lobbying institution and for fucking family values if you say so i've never heard of it you've never heard of it you've never heard of the family research council oh holy shit they're a huge part of why they're fucking labels on cds and shit oh really yeah they fucking suck and by the way you brought to christian last week fucking this is what you get yeah i know then you're doubling down on the Christian thing. Oh, my God. The biggest part of his job was building grassroots

across the country while working at FRC action and basically giving out Republican conservative values. And he also, he also wanted to talk about. Jesus Christ. Everywhere he fucking went. Apparently, all the success, all this stuff was happening. And they didn't know that barely six years before that show started, there was some fucking six shit. happening in that house, ladies and gentlemen. This kid's married. Josh is married. He has three kids at the time.

He now has seven, by the way. Jesus. Okay. Jesus Christ. In 2015. The news came to light when In Touch magazine obtained a decade old police report detailing Josh's alleged molestation.

According to the magazine, the heavily redacted report details how Josh, whose name did not appear, was investigated from multiple sex offenses, including forcible fondling against five girls in 2002 and 2003. A female minor claimed that Josh touched her breasts and genitals while she slept. In Touch magazine says charges were never pressed

and the statute of limitations has expired. Breasts? Incorrect. Yeah, okay. I would say chest area. Now, there's five victims here that are known. Four of them are his sisters, his little sisters. So there's a lot here going on.

But apparently in 2002 and 2012. How are they asking for it, though? How were they dressing around the house? Like fucking pilgrims. Like goddamn pilgrims, Carl. They were in lingerie. They had a buckle on these little girls' vaginas. Nobody was getting in there.

All right. Blame the victim. Big girl. So apparently in 2002, 2003, Jim Bob is running to be a senator. Josh is 14. He's diddling his little sisters. U.S.

Weekly ran the story after a police report leaked. The details are great. gross, man. If you had read that book before this, it's like the dad should have given him that book a lot sooner. That's what I'm saying. You don't even know, dude. Jim Bob first found out about this from one of his daughters coming to him and saying,

Dad, Josh was coming in and touching me during the night. Well, she thought I was sleeping. And apparently he was doing this shit on a regular basis. He would sneak into his little sister's rooms. And while they were asleep, he would rub their chest and vaginas and then go back to his room and rub fucking one out. Okay. Here's a fun one. he apparently would rub the vagina of his five-year-old sister

while she sat on his lap during family Bible time. I don't like anything you just said there. No. The last part's the worst. Benghazi what? Say Bible time? Yeah. Jesus Christ.

I don't know which is a bigger fucking tragedy. But this poor little girl's got to listen to all this bullshit while she's being molested. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's tough, man. If this isn't disgusting enough, he also cornered one of the ones. sisters while she was awake in the laundry room and just grabbed under her fucking dress to her vagina and was trying to fucking get something going now I don't

know what are you fucking else kidding to be doing she's awake that's a sexual assault he flat out fucking sexually assault to the sister it's not trying to get something going he wasn't ah he turned out now how about this it's bad whatever the fucking is it's bad it's not good and uh according to the Duggers, there was also abuse that included a much younger sister who, according to them, didn't understand that she had been improperly touched. Sure. He was also alleged to have tried to do the same type of sexual assault to an adult babysitter.

Hmm. Okay. I can get down with that. If he had just done that. Yeah, that's all right. He'd still be at the FRC. He'd just go, I didn't know how to make a pass. I was 14.

I didn't know what I was doing. Now, when you're diddling babies, when you're didling little little little little fucking girls. That's a problem. You're a fucking disgusting animal. Apparently, they had to go back to this kid, and he confessed to this like three times. Okay. They talked to this kid like three times.

And then finally, they sent him fucking away for three months to some type of rehabilitation, Christian rehabilitation thing. So you're saying they knew about this before the show? They knew about this when he was fucking running to be a senator of the United States. They just thought that it wouldn't get brought up. No one was going to find out. Wasn't a big deal or something? Well, they kept it very, very hush, hush, Carl. And this is an interesting part about it.

it during his trial that just recently happened this woman named bobby holt she was the mother of josh's then girlfriend for what they were allowed to have girlfriends and the way they described it was it was an arranged marriage okay like we said our daughter and him are the same age let's get them married and the parents were friends sure so it's convenient it makes holidays easier yeah i get it they said that in november of 2002 she was brought to the house and she claimed that Josh, in the presence of Jim Bob and Michelle Dugger, confessed everything to her, said that he routinely touched minors in their private areas under their quote pantaloons and underwear. He was 15 at the time. Bobby alleged that Josh told her a young female minor five years old sat on his lap during Bible time and touched her inappropriately. She also alleged that he touched three other young female victims while they were sleeping on different occasions.

Can I give Josh some advice real quick? Shut the fuck up. Time to quit talking. Yes. But the reason he had to do that, his parents demanded that he give a proper explanation for what he did and why they need to break off this relationship with the daughter. Ah, okay. So they were like, listen, you're going to confess, tell everybody. So they send him away.

And this is now about 16 months. They sent him to this camp for three months. And then he went to go work for a family, friend doing like construction work. Okay. Weird shit. They bring him back. And that's when his father said, okay, now we're going to the police. Interesting.

This is very strange. 16 months after all of it happened, his daughters were being molested by the skin. He's bringing them back into the house. It's a strange thing to do. Jim Bob takes him to meet a friend of the family, a guy named Joseph Truman Hutchins. And this is important because holy fuck Arkansas, you're a fucked up state. This guy's a family acquaintance, right? Yeah.

So Jim Bob thought, okay, I'm moving him back into the house. I got to scare the kids straight. So he gets his trooper buddy, brings him over, and he makes Josh confess to this guy the same way. And this state trooper gave him a stern old talking to and said, you'll be in big trouble if you do this again. Okay? Yeah. Not knowing that this guy's a mandated reporter and a actual police report had to be filed about this.

Thomas Hutchins, this trooper, is now spending a 56-year sentence in prison for child pornography. Oh, that's the right guy to get for this job. Yeah, that's the right cop to know, apparently. No wonder this fucking creepo got away with a warning. Like, anybody else would have been like, oh, fuck. This kid, you can't bring it back in the house.

What are you doing? Do not molest your sister ever again unless you film it and send it to me. That's the only way I don't want that to happen. All of this shit happened before the show. He's working for the family research council And this police report Leaks to Touch Magazine He fucking

Touch Magazine or in Touch Magazine In touch magazine In touch, whatever the fuck it is I was gonna say Touch Magazine Sounds like a molester Magazine for molesters So this is this is 2015 Yeah

There were rumors going back to like 2006 2007 when the show first started He was the family was supposed to go on Oprah And Oprah canceled an appearance Because somebody anonymously called them and said that kid was a pedophile and so Oprah didn't have them on it's trolls the trolls are getting me so i'm not booked on these shows it's fucking really crazy so he's working for this big company and the fucking hits keep on coming carl okay okay after this whole thing hits Ashley Madison gets

leaked remember the Ashley Madison week yeah yeah this motherfucker paid him a thousand bucks on his credit card while he was in DC working for FRC oh he had an account with Ashley Madison and not only that, he got hit later in the year with a lawsuit from a porn star named Danica Dylan who claims that he beat her up after he paid her for sex. Interesting. That's like, uh... So he's

the face of the fucking family research council and he's fucking porn stars and fucking cheating on his wife and he's a kitty didler. Well, these are all bad things. I don't know why. Is that Trevor Bauer? Is that his name? The pitcher for the uh, the

Dodgers who got kicked out of the league because he beat beat up a girl so hard during sex. Yeah, you shouldn't do that. You shouldn't do that. No. Just get your dick wet. Yeah. They also punch her and bludgeoner.

Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the crepe of, I would like to say, if you are into, you know, whatever you're into sexually, that's fine. But don't beat people up during sex. We, that's it. I will kinkshave that one. Noddy, naughty. Stop it. So he has to resign from this job, obviously.

And his statement was pretty grovely. He says, I have been the biggest hypocrite ever. Well, espousing faith and family values, I have seen. secretly over the last several years, been viewing pornography on the internet. Oh, that was his confession. And this became a secret addiction, and I became unfaithful to my wife. The last few years, while publicly stated I was fighting against immorally in our country, I was hiding my own personal failures.

And guess what? We all know that the people who spout about this the most are the ones who are guilty on it. We all know. We all just waiting to find out what your fucking dad is up to. Yeah, no one's surprised. Now, guess what? Gravy train, fucking done. Show's canceled.

Sure. Even though he's not really on it anymore, show is fucking done. Yeah, it's kind of hard to watch after that, I would imagine. So what does this fucking guy do after that, Carl? What does he do after that? We're talking 2015. It's 2021. Yeah.

Well, he decided to run a car dealership with his shitty brother Jed. Oh, I'd love to see those commercials. Well, there really aren't any, but I do have some fun with you. Would you like to play a little game? Yeah, let's do it. Okay. So I want you to guess. I'm going to read you two reviews.

Okay. And you tell me which one you think is real and which one you think might have been planted. Okay. All the dealership. So these are like Google reviews. These are Facebook reviews actually from the dealership. Be honest. We just bought a 2013 focus less than a week ago for $5,500 and it's already broken down with two issues. Y'all had to know and it had serious issues. I am absolutely crushed. Second review.

Champion Motorcars has reasonable pricing and great service. I was looking at a 2015 rogue, but God had a different plan for me. with a little bit of prayer and patience, the perfect vehicle for me became available. Okay. Reasonable price is not something a customer says. That's not something a consumer says. That's what marketers say.

Reasonable prices. They have reasonable prices there. You should check it out. Yeah, reasonable price ain't. Is it reasonable? Great service. And a little bit of prayer and patience may be the red flag there. Also, I want to point out, if you spend $5,500 for a car, you are a fucking idiot, and it will break down. That's a

That's not an amount of money that you buy a running car for, just FYI. And I think everyone's a creep in that scenario. Fun game, though. Thank you. Thank you. A lot of people are not happy with this dealership, and it is closed. Well, the reason it closed was because in May of 2019, the FBI decided to raid the place for really no reason other than the fact that Josh was in their downloading child porn to a computer. What the fuck with this guy?

Yeah. I feel like he's not learning his lesson. I don't think he is either. In fact, Carl, what he did was he went so far as to put in a second operating system on his computer with partitions. Oh, smart. So he would have a set. Yeah, he was doing every fucking thing he could to avoid getting caught on this computer. I love how people who are into child pornography become tech wizards.

All of them were like fucking IT masters because they just, they have to figure out ways to hide this shit and upload it. Didn't kiss his wife till his wedding day, but he could fucking hide CP kids. Well, I guess he couldn't, but that's interesting. Well, either way, they caught him in a stand. they were just a nationwide sting. They caught him receiving files. So the FBI raided the place and arrested him. I would just like to tell you one of the images that he had involved a three-month-old baby.

Well, that's gross. Yep, yep, yep. So he was just this past week found guilty of receiving and possessing child pornography, which I think is great that you get them for both because you would think that's like one thing. You handed it to you and now you have it. that's two crimes fucking awesome way to go government

good job 20 years in prison he's facing let's hope they fucking beat the fuck out of him in jail a little bit can they throw the rest of his family in prison too is that something that can happen preemptive prison let's just do that

those little ones look like a problem so ladies and gentlemen you could vote for the creepiest person from Arkansas you really only have one choice and that's Josh Dugger on account of Hillary Quinn's not from Arkansas she lived in Arkansas forever what are you talking about

she's from Arkansas forever ago So what? Whatever. Anyway, all right, good, good presentation there, Vinny. Well done, my friend. Thank you. Go to the creepup.com to vote and we are at game point still and I'm mounting my comeback right now.

I'm coming back from behind just like the bills did last night, down 21 points. But not far enough ahead. And I'm going to tell you what, folks, this is your chance to make that motherfucker spin the wheel just in time for Christmas. Okay. It's a big smile. All right. Do we get any voicemails? We certainly do. And they are brought to aspire good friends in Syracuse. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse.

Syracuse. Come see all your Salvation Army dollars in action. See you in Syracuse. Way to come back, McBride. Good job. That's good. Good job. So first one came from our pal James Obsoliet. Apparently he was hanging out with you, Carl. Yeah. Ola Creepos. What's up, Vinay. I'm over here hanging out

Getting drunk with Carl He's all upset because the bills lost To the Patriots Because the bills suck And the Patriots rule Go Pats Hey, can I see your dick? Oh, and your asshole if you don't mind

Jesus Christ Carl You put your pants back on This is the last time I'm gonna get drunk with Carl for sure Let's all show each other our dicks And have a drink, great! Anyway, I just wanted to say Keep up the great work

Bringing the creepy creeps and dig in your show Vinnie Alex wrestling on the Cardiff Electric Network. Thank you for the plug. Well done, James Absalom. We love James Absalom. I like how he pretends he doesn't like when I come on to him. I like what he pretends like that. He loves it and he knows it.

He made you a picture. Now, folks, I am going to throw a plug out there. Vinny Likes Wrestling episode two is coming out very, very soon. So make sure you are following the Cardiff Electric Podcast Network, the only place you can find it. Christ. I don't know how that guy has figured out how to get more plugs on these shows. What's so funny is nobody else wanted my show.

Did you really shop it around? Oh, yeah. You didn't ask me to put it on the Who Are These Podcast Network. You didn't even put the creep off on the Who Are These Podcast Network? That's a good point. Briggins some good points. Vinnie likes wrestling. Oh, you fucking retard. You fucked up five

weeks in a row. You absolute idiot. The fucking lady that turned the guy to God is the fucking creep not the serial killer what the fuck's wrong with you well buddy you were wrong but good try we had so many voicemails this week carl yeah i got a couple to you let me play a quick one for you go ahead hey carl this is for the uh creep off podcast you're gay all right uh this is a message from apparently your buddy jim hey carl it's uh jim from the clan uh you're

haven't been in the past couple meetings but we're all listening to your the creep off. And we noticed that you two never mentioned the race of the perpetrators, at least not always. Sometimes you do, and they're a black man, good on your boy. But I was thinking, we were thinking it might be a fun little game. If he made the audience guess, we'd get people white, black, and maybe we'd start noticing some patterns over time, you know. It might be very informative.

Anyways. Trust. January 7, you know, you have the first week to get that squared away. Hit us up. We'll see. Carl, could you please tell your clan buddies to not call the show? Yes, yes, I will. And also, I know there's a couple of voicemails like that from Anthony Coomia that came in.

I'll tell all of them to calmed out with that. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Listen, do I have to get back to this 45-second rule? 45 seconds. I tried to listen to all of these. Hey Carl, this is Junior Hey, I think the real creep

From your segment should have been that chick Who was moaning the entire time hearing Margie or whatever the fuck her name was Talk about almost getting murdered It's not like she was coming in her eyes off Anyway, call me back Those people were so fucking annoying At that religious show

They had no idea how to carry on a conversation I have a voicemail for us here, Vinny All right Hey Carl, this is a creep off call I'm calling because I am pissed with the voting system not only in America but on the creep off

people are voting for the wrong creep all the time idiots not every creep needs to be fucking yucky I get it all right gore creepy totally Carl has brought people with the darkest

derangement I've ever heard of two weeks in a row without subjecting me to any vomit-inducing things. This motherfucker is going around actually fucking policing other people. No training, no anything. Defund this guy, the nut, this fucking Gregory guy.

It's terrible, and it ended up hurting people. I mean, for sure, Flashlight Falani should win, but, man, it shouldn't be this fucking landslide. Yeah, I agree, sir. I think the voting system is a little fucked on this show. We need to get it right. I think you should just get better at the fucking game. So too many voicemails this week.

Love you guys. We're going to move on. Are you ready for a scum parade, Carl? I'm ready for the scum parade. Let's do it. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's the scum parade. Look out for the scum parade. Making me a day. A woman is facing criminal charges after authorities say a young child and several animals were found living in a feces covered in urine-sote hotel room.

Oh, so it was like Suttering John's apartment, okay. Karen Willoughby, 26 years old, was arrested last week on charges, including child neglected three counts of animal cruelty. An animal enforcement team was called to America's Best Value Hotel. This is actually in Florida, by the way. It is. So listen, I'm going to give you full disclosement. this week, ladies and gentlemen, I usually have a really nice write-up for all my scum parade stories that I read off of. I fucking forgot to save it. So I'm going directly to the stories

today. So forgive me if I fuck up. I'll do my best. So this did happen in Florida. Her name's Kristen, by the way, not Karen. So it's two fuck-ups on this one right out of the gates. Very upset with myself. No, you're fine, buddy. Oh, hold on. You're doing a great job, Benny. Thanks, Carl. So the animal enforcement team was called to the best, America's best value hotel it's satellite beach. Yeah. As our animal enforcement officers were walking up the steps,

they could actually smell the ammonia coming out of the room from all of the feces and urine that have been put in there, said the police spokesperson. Willoughby was said to have been found living in the room with a six-year-old child, five cats, and four dogs.

Oh, God. That's a mess. Even Hell Sparks wouldn't be able to clear it up. Jesus Christ, call Hal. Maybe, at least he'd give it a shot. I heard he's out his way. That's what I like about, about Good Old Hal.

They shared photos that showed three emaciated dogs stuffed in a single crate. I want to punch this woman in the fucking head. This one was a fucking problem. It was a complete and disgusting environment, not only for the animals, but for the child as well. When they made contact with the woman inside,

you know, she had at least a very good excuse for why it was such a mess. Yeah? She just didn't have time to clean out. What is she doing? What does it mean? You don't have time? What do you have like a beer on the balcony show to host or something?

What do you mean? You don't have time to clean off. Well, she just didn't have time to clean out. What is she doing? What is she doing? Yeah. No, for time. I mean, it's got three dogs, five cats and a kid.

Come on, do you think I get time to clean the hotel room? The single fucking room, we're all living it together. Oh, they're shitting up the place. That is fucking nasty. The child and all the animals are now said to be safe and recovering. How long do you think you could have four cats and four dogs and a kid living in a room before it becomes that unbearable? Two and a half hours. Okay.

Because I'm saying, like, they should have probably called the cops a little sooner. You think? Like, don't, like, you're in a hotel. They have maids. Oh, I don't think this hotel has any of those things. Okay, check. What's the name of it again? Super cheap, lucky hotel room.

America's best value. It's the name of this episode. America's best value. Oh, Jesus Christ, what a brand name. It's the best value in America. You are not going to find shittier for cheaper. It's America's best value. Things that you don't want to have the word value in them are like places you have dinner

or places you're staying overnight. So not, that's not a good word. I went to Josh Douglas car dealership. car dealership they had great value reasonably price hotel rooms oh man this story is really fucked and we talked a lot today about how the system is failing all of us carl yeah well here's corruption at the top is that what you're talking about this might be hillary's fault too i'm not sure okay a man recently released from jail allegedly killed the woman he stalked more than 20 years ago jesus neighbors of 71 year old sylvia matthews called 911 at about 730 a.m

Friday after hearing a loud noise in her Washington DC home. Someone smashed the windows of her SUV and tried to break into the basement. Now, later that day around 11.30 a.m., police again responded to the home after receiving another report. Once they arrived, a neighbor told them they thought Matthews was being held hostage in the home. So this is a 71-year-old woman. The police at her house twice because someone broke out the fucking windows. Twice in one morning. Yeah. And now they're saying that this lady's like fucking in there being kidnapped.

You know, the cops bust their way in. The officers found Matthews on. unconscious, suffering from a head injury, and she died from her injury Saturday. Now, police arrested 66-year-old Michael Garrett, who was at the home when they arrived in connection to the death. According to the news, Garrett allegedly told police, he just got here. I was just got here five minutes ago. Yeah. Isn't this the moment that you were stalking?

That's why you were in prison? No. Oh, my God, it was. Holy shit. What are the chances of that? It was a one in a million shots. Oh, man, she said that, listen, cops, Matthews called me over here because somebody tried to break it earlier. And, you know, I don't know if you guys heard about that, but I was here to come and protect her when she fell down.

Police had also received a call at about 8.45 a.m. And according to WBNS, during the second call, officers learned that he was on the phone with the victim. Okay. And they tried to tell him to leave Matthews alone, but he allegedly refused. This is very confusing. Yeah, I don't know. but this guy was charged with stalking and breaking into her house in January of 1999. Right.

And he spent more than 20 years behind bars following the arrest. Yeah. This guy must be an OCD case. Dude, he's a completest. He's got to get a job done. Doesn't matter how much time it takes. I just got to get it done. Her family believes that they met while Matthews was working at as a pharmacist.

They said they did not know him, but had heard of him. Yeah, I don't know what that means either. He was like the pharmacist who apparently came obsessed with this lady, is what I'm thinking. On the day leading up to the previous arrest, Matthews reportedly heard glass breaking when she was sitting in her home. When she went to check on the disturbance, she allegedly found Garrett climbing through her bathroom window. He then allegedly chased her out of the home before being arrested. So the first time, he got into the house and he couldn't get his hands on her. Right.

Second time, finish the job. There's surveillance videos from October allegedly showed him knocking on the door of the home and asking her to open up multiple times. Matthews told police he threatened to kill her. he was arrested for threats to kidnap or injure a person but prosecution was denied for some reason the two also got into an argument several days later matthews accused garrett of putting her in a headlock and punching her in the face as well as threatening to kill her that's some old timey fighting right there it reminds you of like brutus from pop-eye or something like put him in the headlock and punch him in the face it's a side headlock with a couple shots that's hilarious it's all you got to do it's how you take it

put an old lady down why do i have a feeling that this is how i'm going to go and it's going to be at the hands of electric. When I was reading this story, I'm like, yeah, this is, this is hitting close to home. A relative said, the family is devastating. They said it's like the system failed us. Well, yes, correct, a little bit. They did nothing. This guy got out of jail and immediately starts stalking her again and murders her and they did nothing. They even arrested him once and didn't prosecute. Yeah, and the judge was like, I think he's good now. I think he's learned his lesson. Mr. Garrett, are you going to bother Ms. Matthews anymore?

Uh, yeah. Miss who? Yeah, right. Yeah. I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that, son. You have a good rest of your day. What the fuck? We're empty in the jails, buddy. That's the new thing we're doing. Working out real well. Boy, do

I have a story you're going to like? Okay. Connecticut man. Yes. Urges mothers to let him train young daughters to be sexually submissive. Yeah, and the mothers say that's ridiculous and shut him down, right? Well, a CNN producer has been arrested on charges

that he enticed women and their underage daughters to engage in illicit sexual activity at his Vermont ski house. Ew, CNN? He works for CNN, yes. John Griffin 44 allegedly used messaging apps to persuade parents to let him train their young daughters to be sexually submissive,

telling them that a woman is a woman regardless of her age. they also said that women should be sexually subservient and inferior to men apparently this might have been dick masters said this might have been dick there's not a good pickup line women should be sexually subservient inferior to men never worked for me never once it only has to work once carl you just got to keep trying that's true according to the u.s. attorney Griffin told a mother of nine and a 13 year old that it was her responsibility to see that her older daughter was quote trained properly

and later sent her $3,000 for plane tickets to fly the younger daughter from Nevada to Boston. They went on the flight in July of 2020 and Griffin picked them up and drove them to his home in Ludlow Vermont. At the house the daughter was directed to engage in and

did engage in unlawful sexual activity. So is the mom arrested too? This is fucking crazy. Oh, we're not done yet. And two other incidents, the indictment says that Griffin proposed a virtual training course that would include him directing a mother and her 14 year old daughter

to remove their clothing and touch each other. And another proposal, which he suggested that a mother and her 60 year old daughter take a quote, little mother daughter trip to Vermont. Wait a second. How do you get a mom and her daughter

to commit incest over a Zoom meeting? I'm just asking for a front. I don't know, man. Honestly, God. This story's crazy, right? This guy's an idiot. He's crazy to think that anybody can learn anything over Zoom.

that's right i mean we have a whole generation of kids coming up that are going to be functionally illiterate and the only thing they're going to do is turn on an iPad it's to be fucking great everybody's going to rule the world someday make me your king all right the indictment charges griffrey lives in stanford connecticut with three counts of using a facility of interstate commerce to attempt to entice minors to engage in unlawful sexual activity he faces a mandatory 10 years to life on each count fucking awesome good so good luck dickhead and a CNN spokesperson told the advocate that the company

takes the charges incredibly seriously and they only learned of his arrest this afternoon and suspended him pending the investigation so they didn't fire him they just were like listen man we're gonna have to suspend you without pay I guess that's better than them saying they find these charges to be hilarious right taking them incredibly seriously probably the way to go in a statement CNN said they think these charges

are the funniest thing they've ever heard this guy's a fucking segment producer the other segment producers This is going, really, dude? He thought you were going to get a mom and a daughter? Good fucking luck. He did, though. That's the part of this that's fucking, I don't get it. He's getting these moms and daughters to commit sexual acts on Zoom.

It's fucking crazy. And our last story. Hold on, ladies and gentlemen, one second. If I'm Jeffrey Tupid, by the way, I'm going, see? I'm not the creepiest person at CNN. I don't know why everyone's looking at me over here. That's hysterical. There it is.

Okay, our final story. This story actually angered me, Carl. Did it make you mad? This story is another one that's fucking bazaogs. It's either bonkers or bizarre. It's not bazaogs. Actually, I think that's a new word that we just invented. The story is bazaunkers.

It's bazaonkers. A federal judge in Kansas City sentenced to former Missouri police chief to five years of probation in the beating of a man who tried to drown his own infant daughter in an icy pond. Yes. Are you fucking kidding me? If cops can't beat up guys who are trying to drown their baby, then who can they beat up? Right? Question I got.

Same question I got. It shouldn't just be black people. It should also be guys who try to drown their baby. The federal grand jury invited, uh, indicted him with violating the civil rights of a man identified in the court's documents as Jay-Z by throwing him to the ground and striking him in the face while he was restrained in a chair. Now, not the Jay-Z, I want to point out. Here's what happened, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. This guy, Halgroomson, the cop, was investigated for using excessive force after Jonathan Steven Zikar Zechorelli walked into the Greenwood Police Department in December 2018 and told police he had just killed his infant daughter.

Right. Her body, he told police, could be found in a pond on the west side of the small town, 20 miles southeast of Kansas City and where basically everywhere they could find. After rushing to the icy retention pond, Halgumson and another officer found the child unconscious floating face up. Her lungs were filled with water. They removed the child's wet clothes and wrapped her in the chief's shirt to warm her up. Paramedics arrived and rushed the child to the hospital where she's treated for severe hyperthermia. The baby survives.

That's the part that was crazy to me. Because when they said trying to drown and then they're like, yeah, you know, she was in this frozen pond unconscious. I'm like, well, you're going to die from that, I would imagine. So what do you think Halgrimson does? He goes back to the police station and it's captured on video. He grabs Zichorelli by the throat, throwing him to the floor and starts punching him in the face. Yes. Fuck yeah.

The appropriate response to what this guy has done. Beat his ass. He's tied to the chair too. Good. He's tied down his car. Kick him. Kick him. Yeah, I totally agree.

This was the right move. So they put him out administrative leave. Zach Riley 31 pled guilty in August to felony child abuse was sentenced to 15 years in prison. Yeah, good. And Howgonson's attorney had asked for a lighter sentence for one year of probation for Halgerton, citing in part his career as a police officer and the risk of recidicism and further criminal activity were pretty much not existent. Yeah. This guy's not a fucking problem. Right.

What are we worried about? He's going to beat up everyone who tries to murder their baby? Good. Let him beat all those people off. It's fine. The only fucking verdict that I would accept from this judge is a fucking metal to Halgerson. this guy's the man they should be recreated this for a

made for TV movie or something right this guy this is a good story I want to play him the good guys win I want you to play the Zechorelli I murdered my baby what are we even talking about here

I guess what I just did today guys Zichorelli maybe we'll make a sketch yeah Greg Halgroomson was his name and he's been on administrative leaves since December 26 of last year. Yeah.

This is a fucked up story. So that is the scum parade for this week. Carl, we had a hell of an episode today. I think we had two Hall of favor. Yeah, seriously. These were good ones. So remember to vote for who you think,

the creepiest Arkansasian. What the fuck do we call them? Dummies. One of the dummies from. Who's the creepiest dummy from Arkansas? Yeah. And I ain't Hillary Clinton because she's from Chicago. So vote for Josh Dugger.

Whatever. And you can visit the creepoff.com. And don't forget, we'll be back next Monday live right here on YouTube. And if you'd like to, you can check out our Patreon. We got a lot of fun stuff up there, past episodes, Hall of Fame, scum streams, and coming very, very soon, a new edition of Who Are These Creeps? Yes, we got to get that scheduled for this month, busy month for everybody. By the way, so could we do Chicago next week so I can make Hillary back again?

Next week, we're going to be celebrating everybody's favorite holiday Christmas. Oh, we're doing a Christmas episode? Christmas creeps. Christmas creeps. That's fine. We might have a special guest in the studio for that one. Okay, cool. Nah, never mind.

I don't want to spin a wheel. That would just fuck up everything, wouldn't it? If I brought in a guest next week, it would fuck up everything. I want you to spin the wheel. Well, let's bring a guest in. Let's see what happens. Let's bring the guest in. Let's vote if you want the guests to come in or not on our Twitter.

Tell us which guests you want. Let us know who you'd like to see back. That would be fun. Okay. I like to know who people want to see back. Put that on the Reddit or some shit. Yeah, all right. That's a good idea.

I'm pretty sure they're going to say Adam Hughes. Who? Husey? I think they're going to want Husey on the show. It seems to be a big hit. No more of your W-A-T-P bullshit. Get the fuck out of here. Ladies and gentlemen, remember, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice.

Gagia. Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, smack. Okay, guys, you're a dick. Oh, and you're an asshole if you don't mind. Let's all show each other our dicks and have a drink. Great. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. Chau Bella.

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