The Creep Off - Episode 93: Creepmas 2: Jailbait & Switch

Episode Date: December 20, 2021

In this very special Christmas edition of the Creep-Off our pal Kevin joins us for an episode sure to fill you with holiday cheer: In the scum parade we check in on a 90’s child star, we meet a bruised knuckled Son in law and a Maryland man who decided to seize the day: Did we mention Karl spins the wheel?

Hey everyone, I am Tucker Dixon, and this is your weekly recap. Carl started us off by putting his money where his mouth is, which also put the cousin ruse in a sad state, where for Carl to win, they would have to vote for Hillary Clinton, which seems like suicide to me. Vinnie's Creed, on the other hand, believe that the foundation for a strong family is to probe your sisters about their love of Jesus Christ. Now, before I end my recap, I want to give you all the information I have that will lead to the rest of Bill and Hillary Clinton. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.

You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Go-c-c-c-c-c-cook. I'll talk with my beard. It's not real.

No shit. Well, it was real, but you see, I got sick and all the hair fell out so I had to wear this fucking thing. How'd you get sick? I loved a woman who wasn't clean. Ho, ho, ho, ho, creepos. Hey, everybody, welcome to the creepoff, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host, Vinny. Joining me as always, it's my co-host, hot cucka-cara.

What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Good to see you, my friend. Merry Christmas. It's good to see you. It's even better to see our guest today, joining us from Arizona today. It's the man who, without maybe the creepoff wouldn't have existed. He's the man who introduced us, Carl. That's true.

It's Kevin. Hey, my four-go-los. What's up, Kevin? How are you guys doing? Good to see you. Yeah, man. You really fucked up. Yeah, what the hell?

Introducing you two of you. I don't know. Do you have any other friends that are really fucked up that we can maybe get out here? I don't have any other friends, to be honest with you. You guys are it. Well, we have a lot of things we're celebrating today. And before we get, wait a second, hold on. Um, hmm, I just got a weird email. Sorry, guys.

Okay. It's from, uh, Tucker Dixon. Oh, I thought he was dead. Yeah. He was a dodged a bullet. I don't know. This is really horrible to hear. It says, uh, please see attached for the real recap. The last one was just ingest.

I adore Miss Clinton. I would have deleted the last email, but I couldn't figure out how. I am so saddened by my original words. I am going to shoot myself twice in the back of my own head. Please listen to the attached file. as proof. Furthermore, any donations for my untimely death from overdose slash suicide slash car crash

should be given to the great charity the Clinton Foundation. Anyways, Tucker out. Hashtag Hillary 2024. All right, let's give it a here. Hey, Vinnie. I am Tucker Dixon and I am sad I am suicide to me. Give money to Clinton Foundation. Anyways, Tucker out. Jeez, Tucker. Another suicidal guy talking about Hillary Clinton.

I can't believe it. What are the chances? I don't know what it is. Every time somebody gets a little close to the Clintons. They get real depressed for some reason. Yeah. And it's not just that holiday depression. Carl, it's Carl's birthday as well.

Hey, buddy. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you very much. I mean, after Stuttering John saying me, happy birthday, I feel like that was really the pinnacle. Stuttering John saying you happy birthday. I don't know about this. I played it out in WATP.

Oh. this week. Check that out. Who are these podcasts? Never heard. Where you can hear the other show that I do. The other show that you do, that would be this one. Yes.

You pay no attention to. Oh, I disagree, my friend. I brought a brilliant case last week. I had bullet point after bullet point of why Hillary Clinton is the biggest creep from Arkansas. I thought I nailed it. She's not from Arkansas. Well, plus, you had to bring in a stupid fucking reality TV show. Star. How am I going to compete with that?

He diddled his sisters. He diddled his sisters, Carl. His own flesh and blood. He was dittling them, and then he was watching videos of three months old getting fucked. Yeah, but he had so many sisters. Where else are you supposed to meet girls at Arkansas? Duly noted,

but you know where you fucked up, Carl? Where did I fuck up? You fucked up when you thought that Hillary Clinton could possibly win anything. Here's the results. Oh, no. Fuck that. Vinny with 51% of the vote God, that was close Oh, buddy

Hold on Here comes the celebration Carl's gonna spin He's gonna spin He's gonna spin Happy birthday dickhead Spin the fucking wheel And a Merry Christmas to you

Are we adding anything to the wheel Before I spin it? We are, but I just need to say this Before we move on Vin-Housing for the Winnhousing. Fuck yeah. Excelsior, true believers. Congratulations, Vinnie.

I will say that once again, I think that that vote count was a little messed up. Whenever Hillary's involved, there's some things going on with the vote that I think they're a little bit suspicious. A lot more votes than usual. Okay. On this vote, I don't know, Vinny. I think a lot of people want to see you spin that fucking wheel. Yeah, I guess so. Before we go too far, we need to remind you this is a contest.

We will be resetting everything to zero, and Carl will be spinning the wheel today. Now, about the wheel, I have removed the Twitch stream because you already have to do that. We're still waiting on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's happening. And the seven second porn challenge is already off of there. But I have added a brand new one to the wheel, ladies and gentlemen. If you land on this square, Carl, you have to go to church. Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's the worst. That's the worst. And I get to pick the church. Oh. That's even worse than the worst. I'm taking recommendations, ladies and gentlemen. There's one right down the street for me.

I just walk over the head. You're going to Joel Osteen's church. I'm sending you somewhere, motherfucker. It's going to be very good. So that is possibly on the will. Carl might have to go to church. Tis the season for miracles. Wow.

Kevin, usually when we have a guest on, they want to play the game, but you flat out refused. What's up with that? I'm just unreliable. I didn't think I would be able to get it together in time. So I was like, uh, I'll opt out. Okay.

Well, that means that since you don't have a stake in the game, any of your comments about how Carl's creep might be better than mine should be stricken from the record. What? I want to hear the impartialness of Kevin as we go through our creeps. Yes, I will be as impartial as possible. I almost want to let Kevin be the judge and not even put it up to vote. Just like Kevin decide. It'd be like, nah, it's a lot of pressure. He would be so uncomfortable.

It would be fun to watch. I can't wait to hear all the Reddit post. This fucking guy came back and now he's the judge. Yeah. I think we should have Dorkles, Judge. He's more reliable than Kevin. Yeah. Could Dorkles come out to play?

Why sure? It's okay, never mind. So I should have gotten Dorkles to talk about Hillary Clinton. I dropped the ball on that. Oh, my God. I didn't know we could have lost Dorkles. I didn't even mention that she's a little. wizard person. I didn't bring that up. Dorkles

gone deep. Of course she is. You know, she can't sweat? Just like a reptile. If you look really close, you'll see the scales. Not the scales of justice, mind you. The reptile scales. I saw her tail fall off once. I dropped the ball. You know, reptiles can do that. This is what would have put me over

the top. Yeah. A lot of people have thoughts on your picks, but we'll get to those of the voicemails. Are you ready to start a contest. This week's theme is very simple. It's Christmas, Carl. Oh, yeah, it's another Christmas theme creep out. Let's get it going. Since you won, Vinnie, you're up first. Well, Carl, there's nothing I like more than family celebrating together at the holidays. And that's just what my creep William Wallace did. And he made sure his entire family was together, no matter the circumstances on Christmas morning to open gifts. Very good. William Wallace,

was that the guy who was fighting for freedom in Scotland a few hundred years ago? I would not confuse these two. Oh, it's not the same guy? No, no, no, no, no, no. Be fun if there was a cute anecdote from his life. William Wallace was, at the time of this, this is, we're going back to 2011. And ladies and gentlemen, not going to give you a huge backstory today. Thank you.

He was married to a smoke show. Oh, okay. A 26-year-old named Zazel Preston. Great looking lady. Zazel. During that marriage, Kevin is Googling that, like, I'll be the judge of him. Yes. Smoke show, Rousie.

And then two minutes later Jacket it, jacking it, jacking it Fucking Kevin Toobin over there Preston suffered unfortunately Repeated abuse from Wallace Preston and Wallace had at the time of what we're going to discuss Christmas Eve 2011

They had a seven week old son living with them In Anaheim as well as Preston's Two other children from her previous relationship A three-year-old and an eight-year-old It's a story of a lovely lady Oh, she was a fucking punching bag So. Now, that would have been a funnier Brady Bunch.

Because it doesn't hold up. Honestly, it's not funny anymore. No. She's in the center square of all the kids with a fucking black guy. It's a story of a woman who doesn't listen. She decided she was going to pursue her dreams, Kevin and Carl. She decided that she was going to become a domestic violence counselor. Oh, I thought you're going to say, victim.

I thought that was her. We're getting there. We're getting there. And she was able to get there. She was weeks away from graduating at the time. She chose to this partly by her experiences with Wallace, who had served time for beating her and has been under a restraining order before he persuaded Preston to get back together with him in the house. So it's Christmas Eve. They're back together. He's living in the house, even though there's a restraining order against him, and he probably shouldn't be there to begin with. Well, I mean, it's a seven-week-old kid. What bad could happen? And, I mean, how bad could their relationship have been? I mean, only people in the family said that he was constantly threatening to murder her. And Preston's grandmother testified to finding Preston laying in the fetal position in the street after her alleged beating once.

And on another occasion, she got a phone call from Preston while she was hiding from Wallace in a convenience store bathroom. Okay. Well, maybe he was in a mood that day. You know, not everybody's perfect all the time. I could go into the history of what a piece of shit William Wallace is, but I think I've just, just going to focus. Like I said, on Christmas Eve. The only witnesses to the event were the eight-year-old daughter and the three-year-old daughter of Zazel Preston. And we are going off of the court testimony, guys. Now, during the trial. Oh, yeah, because eight-year-olds and three-olds are super

reliable. Well, at the time she testified, she was 17. So, like, this took a while to go to trial. You'll find out why in a minute. She said that Wallace and Preston were arguing when they returned from a holiday Christmas party at one of their neighbors in another apartment. So they came both home drunk. left the seven week ago, the three-year-old and the eight-year-old home alone, apparently. Mm-hmm. With the TV on? I hope so. If the TV was on, then it's cool. Yeah.

So it was 2011. Kids were different back then. It's okay. They made the door handle real hot so burglars couldn't get in. The daughter described Wallace, punching Preston in the face multiple times, and then slamming Preston through their glass coffee table.

Never going to have a glass coffee table with a maniac in the house. It's not a good decision. She went right through this glass table and was not moving, according to the eight-year-old. And Preston was just laying there and our boy, William Wallace.

So wait a second. Which NFL team did this guy play for? You didn't even mention that. Not an NFL. Okay. This guy has high hopes, but there's no team that's touching him. She wasn't the running back for the Jets.

All right. No, my bad. Now, after she went through the table, apparently there was lots of pieces of glass just stabbing this woman. Yeah. Sticking into her. Wallace was like,

all right, we'll fix her right up, and he had the eight-year-old pull out the pieces of glass from her unresponsive mother. Then he said, I'm going to go clean her up, and he dragged her by her legs to the bathroom, picked her up, and threw her into the bathroom, and she landed in the tub and just stayed there not moving, according to the daughter. The daughter said, after she hit her head, I think she was passed away. He took her to the bedroom and put her down to... sleep well she was already dead

well dead I mean eight year old is qualified to say this exactly dead or concussed you don't want to just put them down but the daughter but the daughter did have one interesting thing point to make that she said that's what I remember because she was cold I don't think you get cold that quickly

right there I'd be like objection you're at her are we ready to make medical information from this eight year old well we don't know how long the time span is over this this is a couple hours the daughter said she and her younger sister woke up the next morning and went out to open gifts as one does

it's Christmas after all absolutely so you know Wallace then dragged Preston's body by her arm into the living room and placed it on the living room couch the daughter said

I'm sleepy today but she's going to hang out while you open press close he then put a pair of sunglasses is on her body. What? It said, quote, Mommy got drunk and ruined Christmas.

Open your presents. Yeah. I remember trying to touch my mom, and she was just rock hard, cold. And I said, Mommy, and she didn't respond to the daughter said. She opened her present. It was a book called Snitches Get Stitches. Yeah.

Do Dr. Seuss title. At the beginning of the trial, the prosecutors told jurors that Wallace, During a phone call, Christmas morning with Preston's grandmother who had called to St. Mary Christmas, said that he had told her, sorry she can't come to the phone, we had been drinking and, quote, I tossed her around a little bit. And then he added, before he hung him, he said, well, you know, nice talking to you, but I'm on my way to the penitentiary. Oh, wow. Christmas in jail. Christmas in jail.

That's what his brother wrong. Had a little too much to drink. I tell you something, guys. ain't got no bail ain't got no bail and I'm spending New Year's even to clean Happy New Year

Wallace called 911 around 930 a.m. To report that his wife needed medical attention When officers from the Anaheim Police Department arrived, Preston was slept over the couch wearing the pair of sunglasses

and they discovered that Zizel was on a round response of and she was pronounced dead. The good news is this motherfucker is convicted and he is going to be spending his life in jail. Okay. So William Wallace fucking dragged the corpse of these girls' mothers out to watch them open gifts.

Merry fucking Christmas. Go ahead, Carl. That's a good Christmas creep, Vinny, and I appreciate the brevity of your story just now. You're welcome. I'm going to try to some of my story. That is your birthday gift. I'm going to try to stop my story quickly, but there's a lot going on here between December 24th and December 26th of 1992. I'll just sum it up with this.

Christmas time of 1992 in Dayton, Ohio, would go down in history as the bloodiest murder spree the city had ever seen. Oh, come on. That was the bloodiest Dayton murder spree. Come on. I know. So it has to be pretty good. Marvelous Keene and his girlfriend, Laura Taylor. Now, they were hanging out with their friends, Heather Matthews, and DeMarcus Smith.

Marvelous Keen was 19 years old at this time. His girlfriend, Laura Taylor, 16. years old at this time and they used to being a gang together you know what their gang was called what's that the downtown posse oh remember this is 92 okay so they're wearing their big giant pants and they're walking around the posse that name is fat it's fat as hell oh man all right so you got these teenagers and they hang out of this guy bill mackintyre's apartment it's like a crack house They all hang out at and do drugs and stuff like, at least he didn't do it to his grandmas.

And then there's also Nicholas Woodson, Wendy Cottrell, Marvin Washington, and Jeffrey Wright, who will factor into the story. That's a lot of people. Let's start off, though, on December 24th, Marvelous Laura and Heather offered a guy they knew, Joseph Wilkerson, who's 34. I guess Laura knew this guy.

They said, you know what, buddy? If you let us over to your house, we'll give you an orgy. so he's like oh okay yeah i mean 16 year old seems like inappropriate but whatever the guy's like yeah i've been to that so they go over there they start drinking and then the uh laura grabs joseph and brings him into the bedroom not long after the other two foul in there and uh they tie him to the bed yeah you're not going to get off with this one buddy sorry there's no like my wife i've been married for 12 years, and I don't think she's ready to murder me yet, but there ain't

no way I'm getting tied down to anything. Yeah, well, this guy has a person I trust enough to tie me to a fucking thing. This guy got tied down to the bed, and then they decided they're going to ransack his house and steal shit. Listen to the list of things that you steal from a house in 1992. I got his gay boy. I got his gay boy.

I find this hilarious. Their gang was called the downtown posse and was mostly made up of teenager. Wrong crack. Here we go. He stole a TV, courthless phone. microwave, blow dryer, and a curling iron, and loaded the stolen items into Joseph's car, a Buick. Is there anything more than that?

They got a microwave, a curling iron, they stole Buick. He stole his Pog collection and Tomagachi. They're in there, they're stealing shit. And then they find out, Marvelous finds a 32 caliber Derringer in the garage. Uh-oh. And he comes in and he goes, hey, you got a gun, huh? and he decides to shoot him with his own gun. Yeah,

shoots him in the chest. He's not dead yet, so then Laura, the 16-year-old, grabs the gun and shoots him in the head. So now he's dad. See, what I like about that is that's teamwork.

It is teamwork. I like teamwork. People can work together. They were going to fuck them, and then they killed him. Yes. Yeah. Kind of the shitty deal for him.

The old bait and switch. Yeah, the old, the old, uh, orgy murder. Jail bait and switch. Yeah. It might be the name of this up. episode. After that, Laura came up with an idea of how to rob someone else, but it wasn't the

world's greatest plan. I'll be honest with you. Lauren had Marvelous stopped the car as she posed as a sex... I should mention real quick. I'm playing clips from Laney of True Crime Fan Club podcast, and she's not the brightest podcaster. She thinks Laura's name is Lauren. I promise you it is Laura. So anyway, you've got to get past that. Lauren had Marvelous stopped the car as she posed as a sex worker. She was immediately picked up and hopped inside the stranger's car. They drove a few blocks, then stopped. The guys, DeMarcus and Marvelous, were following behind and stopped when the other car stopped.

Demarcus jumped out of the car and fired several shots toward it as it sped away. They followed Lauren and the stranger for a little bit, but eventually gave up. so the idea was she was going to jump in this guy's car can i say something very fast go ahead what do you mean disguised as a sex worker you either take the money or you don't bitch right okay i love how that she was immediately picked up like there was a bunch of it was a bunch of johns waiting like holy shit that's a new one exactly yeah like that one have you guys ever been to daten ohio it makes there's nothing to do yeah why would i go you could fuck or stage orgies

I love that this plan, though. She gets in the car with them, and then her boyfriend's, like, following behind them. He gets out of his car and starts shooting at the car. Then his girlfriend is in. We don't know if her head's in his lap. We don't know where her head is. He's just shooting at this car. And the guy speeds away.

So that didn't really work out. Honey, just get out of the way of the bullets, okay? I want you to dress up like a whore. Get out of the way of the bullets. I got a plan. So waiter that evening, we have my buddy, Marvellous, and his friend, DeMarcus, are walking around and they happen upon an 18-year-old

girl named Danita Gullet and poor Danita. Danita Gullet. Yeah. They came across 18-year-old Danita Gellet an innocent young lady who was in the wrong...

All right, it's Gellat. The Bostick Gullet. They came across 18-year-old Danita Gellet, an innocent young lady who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. She was at a payphone when the boys approached her with their guns pulled. DeMarcus instructed DeNita to remove her coat and shoes, and then he shot her, taking her coat and shoes in a final act of pure greed.

Donita was a young mother that later died at the hospital. Lauren put on the coat and DeMarcus put on the stolen shoes and they went back yet again to the apartment. She was wearing women's filas and DeMarcus put them on. I thought she was wearing pumps. The dude puts him on. He said, now this time, I'm going to dress as the sex worker. And it was immediately picked up. So Didina is just an 18-year-old girl.

She got a two-year-old at home. She's using a pay phone. They pull out the guns. She's like, gives them everything she has. By the way, she had 50 cents in her backpack. They're able to get that. So she gives them everything that she has. And they shoot her and kill her anyway, which is kind of fucked up.

So then they head back to Bill's apartment, you know, the drug dentist. they'll hang out to go use that curling iron they picked up earlier does anyone need a curling iron does anyone know? This is like a cross-dressing story the guy steals her palms he's got

all right so this guy's got a plan Kevin's right we're still on Christmas Eve here everybody they're back at Bill's apartment and they're having a little party and I guess

Heather is dating this other guy Jeffrey Wright. Someone gets a little jealous of that. Heather's boyfriend Jeffrey Wright, who was at the apartment earlier, returned to the party just before midnight. When Jeffrey came back in, he grabbed Heather by the hair and threw her into the bedroom. DeMarcus didn't like this since he, too, had a thing for Heather, so we followed the couple into the bedroom. Jeffrey managed to get away and ran from the apartment with DeMarcus chasing him. DeMarcus shot at him four times, but missed.

Jeffrey later testified at the murder trial of Marvelous. So this woman is saying that he missed. I heard that he was shot in the lag a few times. I had this all wrong. I thought it was to be DeMarcus was jealous because she was getting all the attention. And he was wearing his nice new feeling. Yeah. You got that hair all curled nice.

I curled my hair and everything. I'm not going to get a compliment on this? What's going on around here? All right. So they're trying to kill each other. They're killing random strangers. So then the four of them... They're a problem, these two.

The four of them get back in the stolen Buick and return to Joseph's house, the guy that they killed earlier that day. And they decided they needed to switch out stolen cars, which is a good thing. When you're out of crime spree, don't use the same stolen car the all time. So this guy also owned a Pontiac

because of 1992, of course he does. This fucking guy. Great tasting cars. So they go back to grab a Pontiac. Not my Buick Regal. Now fast forward. Fast forward to Christmas Day. Vittie.

These people know how to celebrate Christmas. So on Christmas Day, Laura's thinking she's like, all right, now what can we do? Oh, I have an ex-boyfriend, and he's got a pretty nice car. I wonder if I could call him up and get him to hang out with me.

Well, guess what ex-boyfriends like to do on Christmas Day? Fuck their ex-girlfriend, apparently. Because Richmond Maddox fell for this one. That got Lauren thinking about an ex-boyfriend of hers that had money and a nice car. She contacted this young man, Richmond Maddox, and arranged a meetup, and he picked her up in his Chevy Caprice. He did a fan driving, but Richmond immediately noticed a car that seemed to be following them. He was suspicious, but Lauren said it was just some of her family that was following her to make sure she was safe. he didn't believe her one bit and sped up to get away

Lauren reached into her pocket and pulled out a gun shooting Richmond in the head when Richmond's car crashed into a nearby house Lauren jumped out and ran toward the car waiting with Marvelous and DeMarcus Richmond Maddox died instantly from the gunshot wound So this guy's speeding away from these creeps who are following them And this idiot decides to shoot over the head while they're speeding

And this 16-year-old girl pulls out a gun and shoots him in the head. Well, she's, wait, she's the passenger in the car? Yes, she's the passenger in the car. She shoots the driver and he crashes and she hops out of the car like, all right, that was fun. Now what are we doing. Crackheads, bro. Dude, she's what I'm nuts. This woman.

All right, so, fast forward December 26, boxing day. Richmond Maddox does sound like a little douchebag. Yeah. Richmond Maddox about 19 years old. Everyone in this story is a teenager. Yeah. This is pretty insane. So Boxing Day, they go to a BP station and steal Kathy Henderson's car at gunpoint.

Oh, no, not Kathy's car. Kathy did the right thing of running away or else she would have been killed as well. The Chevy Cavalier or a celebrity? That's what she got away in. She got away at her Ford Tempo. It was a Ford Fiesta that she had to put your feet down below the bottom to move. All right, so now they have two cars, and the four of them had to another convenience store. Marvelous and DeMarcus go in.

into the store and Sarah Abraham who's who her family owns the store she's working the cash register they pull out the guns and she opens up the cash register I got 40 bucks hands it over they decided to shoot her in the head anyway why buck tradition

right and there's a couple other guys that are there and DeMarcus so actually that was I should mention Marvelous is the one who shoots Sarah and then DeMarcus also shot two other people Jones Pettis and Edward Thompson who both survived and were able to testify against them afterwards. So you want

to kill people dead if you're out of crime spree. Fortunately, this is before Facebook Live or else I'm sure this would have been all over. Yeah. The internet world. A world star. All right now, she's pretended to be a hooker. Watch this YouTube. So waiter that day, they started thinking about how, you know,

they're hanging out with all those friends, the downtown posse. Yeah, man. And they're like, oh shit, they saw that I had this girl's shoes on and we had her coat. And they know that we went and shot at Jeffrey the other night. They've witnessed this whole crime spree. This could be a problem. So we should probably do something about that. Stop committing crimes?

Wrong. Just the opposite. They go back to the apartment and pick up Wendy Cottrell, who's 16 years old, and Marvin Washington, her boyfriend, is 18 years old. And they decide, hey, we're going to go out and get some drinks and party. And they're like, oh, sweet. So they get in the cars. And they get some booze and they're drinking.

They're like, oh, man, I got to take a leak. we pull over over there so they find this remote gravel pit and bring them out of the car and execute both of them and leave their dead bodies there how much do they get off of them some shoes probably some shoes a sock page yeah some white uh their lucky rat's foot that wasn't that a bart Simpson uh eat my shorts t-shirt they got a cowabunga hat yeah the next day they're driving on one of their stolen vehicles, and the police run up behind them. Check the license plate. It's a license plate from yet another vehicle that they stole because they swapped the plates.

So the police decide to pull them over for this. Now, you would think, based on all of their behavior so far, that this would not go well for this police officer. Wow, this is actually interesting. This is the police officer recounting what happened. I disagree. I think these young people have respect for the law. Maybe.

Retire police lieutenant John Huber now says, Safety Director at Sinclair remembers the day he caught them. It's one of the memorable moments I've had working for Davis. After spotting them on Kumar Avenue in a stolen car. They all cooperated, put their hands up. I was later to find out from the detectives that Laura Taylor told Marvellous came to shoot me, and he wouldn't. Of course she did.

This girl's a fucking problem. Just shoot it. Just kill the cop. She's just sit there. She's got like six empty jolt cola cans on her feet. She's all fucking tweaked out. God, the 90s ruled. The grand jury indicted.

Except for the bills being good. That's the only problem with 92. 92? Yeah, they're real good. Losing to the fucking Washington Redskins. Oh, the Redskins. That's another thing from the 90s. Listen, could just stop being racist for a minute. The grand jury indicted marvelous on eight counts of aggravated murder.

Two counts each for Joseph Wilkerson, Wendy Cottrell, and Marvin Washington. One count each for Danita Gellette. right galette shut up and Sarah Abraham he pled guilty and in 2009 was the 1000th person to be put to death since 1976 okay

I believe that they dropped balloons down like when you bowl a 300 it's like yay 1,000 dead I don't know I wasn't there okay so I want to wrap this up by giving you guys the reason why this all started this whole crime spree and all this shit that these guys did

they wanted money it was Laura Taylor's idea Laura Taylor started the crime spree by telling the group, let's put some drama in our lives. Detective Burke says they certainly got that. They enjoyed it. They lived it. It made them somebody. It made them the worst spree killers in Dayton history. So I just want to point out that truer words were never spoken.

That sounded like Amy Sedaris. Then from my friend, Will Smith. Listen home boys don't mean to bust your bubble, but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble. True that. Amen. So that's my creep, my Christmas creep. Marvelous Keene and Laura Taylor.

You can only pick one. Yeah, well, then pick Laura Taylor because she's a problem. Laura Taylor. And Marvelous Keene. Who was put to death? And by the way, the other three Laura Taylor, Heather Matthews and DeMarcus Smith, all wife sentences. Okay. That's good.

For this fun little killing spree. Well, you know, kids do make mistakes. That's right. Yeah. And parents are still understand. Yeah, they don't. Kevin and I just couldn't wait to get that one. Go home, smell you later.

That's not even the same song. Unfortunately, those poor kids in my story couldn't get the smell out of the couch. He always goes back. You know someone's hitting a bingo card right now. Vin he goes back and references his story after my story's done. That story is funny because he put it like Christmas pajamas on or everything. They drag her onto the couch. She was covered in blood from being stabbed.

by a fucking glass coffee table. She probably had shards of glass sticking out of her. Vinnie, we're trying to have a little bit of fun with it. Can you just join along with us? My God, he put her through a table. Put her through a glass table. Oh, my God. Kevin, I just might have it.

Hold on a second. Wrestling reference. Kevin, you're not even to believe it. I actually have Jim Ross calling this whole thing. Oh. He's unpredictable. He has no conscience. And Moxley.

Oh, no. Oh, no. They're pouring. Is he kidding. Oh, no. Not a glass coffee table. Oh, no. How did you forget that?

Who says I forgot it? We've got to get this under control. Come on, go. Not a nice coffee table. I'd never heard of the ladders, chairs, and glass coffee table smacks. I guess I'm about that into wrestling. This God is my witness. He putter full of the table.

Good Lord. Speaking of wrestling, here's a plug. Episode two of Vinny Likes Wrestling is out now on the Cardiff, Let's your podcast that work. Very good. Thank you. Look forward to that. Now, ladies and gentlemen, you can vote to creepoff.com this week.

You could vote for obviously William Wallace or Laura Taylor. Is that her name? It is. Laura Taylor. Kevin, do you have anyone you want to bring it all? No, I was thinking, do you guys watch Dateline? You like Dateline? On Asian.

On occasion. These stories, like Carl's story in particular, like, I don't know if you know who Keith Morrison. He's like the old guy. He gets like all like into the stories and shit. Every time that shit's on, I always, like, do the impression of them. It's become a favorite of our house. And I wish that I could just narrate the story. Could you talk about how Marvelous Clean, or I'm sorry, Marvelous Keen was gunning down his victims with no remorse?

Yeah, I was like, Marvelous Kean. Who many thought was a nice gentleman. But little did she know. She was dating a murderer. and yeah any episode with him that's what it is

it's always like but it's always the same fucking cadence it's always the same fucking cadence yeah well sorry to throw you under the bus but my JR clip was way funnier than that

all right let's move I love you Kevin I'm fucking with you oh my gau take his hands are taped his hand are tight good low Go on roll or back out.

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One of these days they might try to get out of there Hey, this is my favorite voicemail of the week You mean like Kroche? Yeah Here we go, my favorite voice in all the week Oh, Love it.

I'll play you my favorite voicemail of the week. Hey guys, first time long time. I was just calling to think about what you guys think about the bill's performance recently and how the dolphins might catch them, I'll hang up and let you guys answer. How did that get on my board?

What the fuck? Never mind. We keep that out in post. I'm sorry, let's just keep going. I was at a bar yesterday. Yeah. And there was a lot of Bill's fans. They were watching Carolina Buffalo.

Yeah. I was watching the Miami game with my pal, my other pal, Kevin. Yeah, like the Jets were beating them. That was kind of fun. It was not fun. That was fun for a minute. So Josh Allen had this hit and got hit. And this guy at this table next to me, he's like, oh, could you believe they hit

Josh Allen like that and I go, sir, I love it. I love watching Josh Allen get knocked around. And he looked at me with just like the look of a person who's just genuinely nice. Yeah. Who was confused that a stranger would say something like that to them. You're a bad person. And they go, what do you mean you like to watch

a good knocked around like that? I said, sir, I'm a dolphins fan. Fuck your team. And then I went back to my beer. You had to explain that to him, weren't you wearing like 17 articles of clothing that said the dolphins on it? Just a hat with a big puffy dolphin. A nice turquoise Blinding him with turquoise

Yeah I've seen the way you dress It's like a third grader Who's all excited That his team's playing This weekend I have team spirit Yes you do

Well Buffalo's a fucking cluster fuck Sorry buddy Next voicemail Carl What the fuck man You're gonna bring in Hillary Clinton As you're fucking creep

Yeah And then you're not even Going to bring up Adrenachrome once See I wanted to hear about Some fucking baby blood dude Yeah

Just for that alone, I mean, Vinny got my vote for this week. I mean, that was just a total fucking misopportunity there. Big suck up, Carl. Fucking retard. Yeah. See, I go with all legit things that prove she's a crooked individual, and people, it's like, that far enough. All right.

There are some people who agreed with you. I'm sorry, Vinnie. This is the first time I've ever had to vote, Carl. I've been hardcore keen being on the whole time, but there's no bigger creep in the world than Hillary Clinton. I don't know what you can do to come back from this one. Cuzzaroo. Cuzzoroo.

Join the Carl Cuzzoros, my friend. You could have that traitor. I'm just kidding. You're welcome right back in Vietnam. I do you wouldn't leave it like that. Come on back, buddy. You're the worst. It's a game.

All right. What else we got here? It's a game. Man, all these October going into November episodes, fuck. Parker Dixon. I always skip through that shitty section. Or segment, fuck him.

That's terrible. Audio quality sucks. Got this weird fucking music. Cardiff Electric, though, he's the man. He's the number one and only official recap as far as I'm concerned. This is Johnny Rico saying, fuck you, Tucker. So I didn't want Tucker to have a Christmas, so I made sure to play that. And also, Cardiff Electric is not doing a recap for us.

I don't know what that voicemail is about. He did a couple times. Oh, very forgetable. But you could listen to something very memorable. Viti likes wrestling on the Guard of Electric Podcasts. Any more from you, buddy? No, that's all I got. Well, let's move on to the Scum Parade, shall we, boys?

The Scum Parade, these are my peaks. The Scum Parade is nothing for creeps. The Scum parade. I'm Carrains. Oh, I feel like I haven't heard that one in forever. It's been a while. I love that jingle so much. In a minute.

Hey, guys, do you know who Devin Retray is? I did not. Well, you may know him, folks who are listening, because he rose to fame in the early 90s, just like Carl's creep, as a child actor in the first two Home Alone films. Hold on a second. Rose to fame in Home Alone Films. Home Alone Films had a lot of famous people in them.

Well, if I'm said to you. probably five or six pretty easily out the top of her hat. But if I said do you buzz from home alone, you know exactly who it is. This is not a famous person. I don't know why you picked this for the scumpery. Nothing about this. It's a Christmas story. Nothing about this shout scumpering to me. Really? Because

beat up his girlfriend. Yeah, you tried to strangle her. Well, yeah, but what was she saying? You're not famous anymore? You're never famous. He got arrested twice for apparently beat this woman up. They got strangling each other, all sorts. of shit. So I just thought that was fun. Buzz

from home alone. He cheated up his girlfriend. That was fun. Merry Christmas, everybody. All right. Dude's forehead is legit. According to TMZ, his rep said nothing physical happened.

So I just want to make sure I put that in there. Who was his rap? It was his mom. I don't know. I talked to him. He said that nothing physical happened. Little Devin is just a great person. Yeah, exactly.

And we're actually looking at doing a home alone reunion movie. Yeah. Without McCulley, he's not in. Yeah. Actually, if you read that article, they did make a movie, like a new home alone movie, and he's in it. As what? Home sweet home alone, it's called. Is he now forgetting to bring children with him on a vacation?

Is everyone in his family just forgetful? Is that what it is? Yeah. Everyone in his family forgot that kid the same way Hollywood. forgot Devin. It's funny that they're doing a reunion. They couldn't even get McCauley Culkin's brother. He's too famous to be in that.

Yeah. He is now too, isn't he? Yeah. Oh, fuck. You know, I saw McCauley Colkin like a couple years ago at Starcast at Conrad's deal. And McCauley, looking a little like a crack guy. It's a little weird. He's an interesting dude. He's a big weed hat and he does a podcast that we reviewed once.

Yeah, with bunny ears or something like that. Yeah, yeah. He was walking around wearing the bunny ears everywhere he went and he literally looked like a kind of like a methhead. I was like, oh, fuck, McCalloy. How you doing? You got to reinvent yourself when you're a child actor. You guys ready to go to Rochester?

Yes. In the UK. Oh, not Rochester, New York. Kaylee Schmey and her boyfriend Ryan, they went out to the pub and started to have a fight. The fight continued until they got home. And according to witnesses, there was a lot of shouting. Ryan went out of their top floor flat to apologize to the neighbors.

Apparently there was a lot of people outside and he opened up the balcony window and started talking to everybody and saying hey sorry about that and as he was apologizing his dog prince came flying out the window and she screamed take your fucking dog with you oh the tiny eight-year-old joawa prince was seen plunging 30 feet and is said to have broken his little dog neck in front of horrified residence now vini i don't often do this because i don't put as much prep into the show as you do be nice to animals but i went ahead and i got the actual audio from this oh no i know i know it wasn't easy to find but i was able to find it whee wheehs ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh i mean he had a good time on the way

down at least yeah i mean at least he had a wee you know yeah Ryan sat there cradling the pet in his arms screaming you've killed my dog you've killed my dog The dog died instantly because he broke his neck. When the police arrived, Kaylee claims she was trying to save her dog. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised this dog is suicidal living with these two assholes. Do we know the dog just leap to its death? These two Geordy short cunts. So Kaylee says that she was trying to save the dog by throwing it out of window.

Oh, okay. Because apparently Ryan was out of control. The guy who was apologizing everyone for all the noise was out of control. Or maybe she saw someone who was wide open in the parking lot. We don't know. Go deep. Oh, jeez. They're playing like 500.

200. Roofoo! So the police said she wrapped the chihuahua prints in clothes to break his 30 feet fall. 30 footfall. Apparently the dog was wrapped in some kind of blanket. I don't know. If you're going to chuck an animal on a window, put a blanket around it first. You want to get a catch a chill.

It's Christmas time. The chihuahua was wrapped in swaddling clothes and laying in the parking lot. she has not been arrested. Please say the investigation is ongoing. Come on. I would think tart and feathered is what she should be. Yeah. Yeah. Or throwing out a 30 foot window. Listen, I'm going to tell you something right now. If you decide you were going to be in the service industry, if you're going to take

any of these gig jobs, you realize you're going to meet people you don't like and you just got to fucking deal with it. Well, do you have to deal with it though? Apparently not if you're an Instacart driver in Minnesota. Yeah. She ran over an elderly couples groceries after she delivered them and called the police racist pigs on the receipt. Yes. The reason she did this is because she saw a Blue Lives Matter flag in the

driveway, police said. The residents said they placed an order from a local cub foods on December 6 and requested delivery via the Instacart delivery service. The Blaine Police Department said in a statement that they stepped outside to meet the driver because they were worried the woman identified as 36-year-old Tara Olivia

Plum might get stuck in their snowbound driveway. Police said, But rather than thanking the couple, the purple-haired suspect yelled at them to check the Christmas wreath on the front door where they discovered the offensive holiday message about law enforcement scrolled on their order receipt. The purple-haired woman, do you see the photo of her? Yeah, not attractive. Quite a looker, huh? No. She looks like me if I had nothing but time in purple Kool-Aid packets.

I'm just wondering if maybe, just maybe. She has other issues in her life and she's redirecting her. feelings into something that doesn't affect her in any way, is it possible? Yeah. When asked for a comment, Tara said, why do they get a load of me? She looks like the Joker.

Yeah. She took their groceries and put them under the back wheel of her car and then backed over and ran over them again and then left. I can't believe that these delivery service people don't take their non-jobs more seriously. Don't they want to move up in the company that they don't work for? Why is this not happening?

fucking day all day long. I have a fun idea of idiot. Something that anyone can do. Spend a day signing up for everything like Lyft, Instacart, DoorDash, Grubh, Postmates, Seamless, Uber, whatever. Start a bidding war. Just, no, beside it for each one of those things. Not going to do a background check.

And just fuck with people. I mean, you're going to get fired from that. Who cares? It doesn't matter. You can just, like, drive where people's groceries, drop them off in the wrong place, leave them hanging for hours. I think it would be a fun thing. Yeah.

Just see people hanging for hours. Yeah. I like the people who use that alcohol delivery service. I forget what that one's called. Oh, did you now? They must have done their job really well if you forgot already. So I think it'd be fun just to, like, show up with non-alcoholic beverages. That would piss some fucking people off.

Just a two-liter Coke. Like, what? I got your ginger ails. And you ordered some sunny D? Like, sir, I'm sorry. I think you have a problem if you're ordering alcohol to be delivered to your house. That's why why you drink the Coke instead. Let me tell you about you.

This, uh, the pitcher on this is. hilarious because she ran over the groceries but nothing is damaged there's like there's a fucking thing of cottage cheese or something the fucking rapper's still on the top of it that's the easiest thing to run over she didn't squash any there's a can to try can

that's fine she's got fucking unriped fucking bananas there that haven't been run over was she riding a rickshaw what she didn't have anything to fucking any weights to put over this fucking groceries she was more damage you just like stomped on it with both feet

Right, right. So the worst thing she could get for this, let's say she did destroy all of their groceries, left a nasty note. Worst things she could get for this, what do you think it is, Carl? She's no longer allowed to deliver groceries for Instacart. 90 days in the slammer. Oh, okay, that's something. 90 days in the slammer. She won't get anything, by the way.

Yeah, she's found guilty she could face up to 90 days. They said it was for destruction of property. Probably not going to happen. But, I mean, I will say this. she did fuck with people who are supporting the police so it's probably not going to be a good look if it goes to the DA

well that's a good point so we'll see what happens I hope she gets 90 days at jail that'll be funny for everyone I want to see how her purple hair looks after 90 days yeah I think it'll grow out a bit she might not be able to find someone

who can touch up her roots Carl you've been married a long time Kevin you've been married now seems like forever yeah for number two time number two yeah

Kevin's on his son I can turn on the old go-kart track. But James J. Peake of 58 of Nutley, New Jersey, this guy may have lived the dream, may have scratched something off his bucket list, because he beat his mother-in-law death over two days recently, a woman named Barbara Bazone, in the home he shared with her and Pika's husband. So apparently James was married to Barbara's son. Yes. He's charged with first-degree murder in the death of Barbara Bazon in their home.

He shared with her and Pika's husband. Now, Pika called 911 on Tuesday to report that he killed his mother-in-law and that her body was on the floor of the living room. According to an affidavit of probable cause filed by police, when the officers arrived, they found Pika sitting on the porch with, quote, visible injuries on his hands. Yep. Yeah. So he beat the shit out of a 78-year-old so bad that his hands were fucked up. I have to say that on the Oculus, if you guys have the Oculus Quest, Fis to Custs with the mother-in-law is my favorite game. it's better than drunken bar fight

it's better than any other game just beat the shit out of your mother-in-law drunken bar fight is why I want an Oculus it's worth it trust it's fun so pika told detectives he lived with his husband and the mother-in-law in the home and that his husband also required pika's care

he was sleep deprived from being the sole caretaker and he had quote a bad temper well no shit he admitted to hitting the woman in the head and body and that when she fell to the floor he kicked her in the head multiple times Pika stated that he hit the victim some yesterday and then she had bruises from the assault.

The affidavit states he said he continued hitting her today. Pika told police that his husband had nothing to do with the beating and was begging him to stop and call the police. So he just like went back to bed, woke up and like, I'm going to get her again. Well, the day before, he's like, to be continued, bitch. Rest up, whore. He made her pancakes and then beat her after she was on eating.

He gave this mother-in-law, the old lamb-ram-and-dong, huh? I'm guessing this granny was not a good chef. So, you ready for this? Yes. Again, another story. Her death remains under investigation. Hmm. I feel like I have some clues.

Yeah. There is a confession here. There's a confession. There's beating marks all over this woman. Wouldn't it be great if it's just because it's like Christmas time? cops are being a little extra generous. They're just like eh, I want to do all this paperwork.

Yeah. They need some time off to. Hey, listen, man, my mother-in-law's a real pain in the ass, too. Hey, enjoy your holiday. Later, James. All right. Put it in that ice. Got to pass. Oh, I thought you were talking for yourself. I'm like, uh, we might want to keep an eye on this one. No. My mother-in-law is wonderful.

Yeah. My mother-in-law is great. Why are you laughing so hard? No, she's great. Why are you laughing so hard? It's great. It's great. It's really cool. So let's close out the scrub parade today.

I got one more story. I threw in an extra one because that buzz story kind of did suck. So a Maryland man reportedly fatally shot his pregnant ex-girlfriend and wife on Saturday before taking his own life. And he did it on Facebook Live. He didn't do the murders on Facebook Live, but he confessed. And I have this video. This is one of the most chilling things I've watched in a while. Before you play that, I just want to say that TikTok expressed their concern that Raji didn't use their platform to create this viral video in a statement the CEO of TikTok said,

we hope to be the go-to streaming app for all murder suicides and crime sprees in the coming months and years. They have that song on there just for killing people. You like it's what is that, A, B, C, D, E-F-U, that new one, it's a lot of fun. You're talking to two boomers who have no idea. Yeah. Like you could murder your girlfriend to the. Island Boys song. There you go. That was a dog with. Yeah, that. There you go, Pee, Paul.

Let me give you a little more information before we play the video. He shot his ex-girlfriend Tara LaBang, 41 in a Baltimore residence, before traveling to a Columbia apartment to murder his ex-wife, Wendy Black. Responding officers found both blacks deceased in a vestibule of the apartment. Repeat that. So basically, this guy went over to his pregnant ex-girlfriend's house and shot, Tara, the girlfriend who was pregnant in the head and fucking killed her. What does

the race have to do with any of this, Benny? I don't know why you're saying that there were two blacks there. Yeah. It does that have to do with anything? That was his last name. Oh. Oh. It's Rajay Black. Yeah. Responding officers found

both Black's deceased, like I said, in the vessel to the apartment. And he went on Facebook live between the slain's to explain why he was carrying out the murder, side. And the suspect explained how his ex-wife had accused him of molesting their children during a three-year custody battle. He then says he and his pregnant ex-girlfriend got into an argument that entailed her making similar threats regarding custody. Quote, anyway, I just did something

crazy, he says during the live stream. Because you imagine you're in the notification that he's live and you're like, oh, this guy's always boring. I'm not going to watch it. It's like, damn it, I missed it. People are sending up those like little emojis. Little, little knife emojis. If you don't want me to kill my ex-wife, super chat. You give me stars. Yes, stars. All right, here's the video.

So, meet, you know, start dating somebody new, and she got pregnant. And, you know, we got in the fight. The first thing she does is threatening that she's going to do the same thing. You're never going to see your kids, blah, blah, blah. It's the holidays, man. I don't have no family, nothing. Anyway, I just did something crazy, man I just shot my ex-girlfriend in the head, you know

Um It felt like a dream Like I never thought I would be that guy Um I can't go to prison So The person that really started my depression And all of this

Is my ex-wife So she next Jesus Yeah Don't lie on these men It's fast forwarded a little bit. Oh, here's my ex-wife right here. Oh, jeez.

Oh, no. Today's the day. Wow. Today's the day, he says to her. That's crazy. That is one of, yeah, it's not a fun one. That's some crazy shit right there. Yeah.

Yikes. His two kids were there as well when this happened. Neither of them were harmed. He's dead. Oh, they're harmed. Oh, yeah, they're harmed. Yeah, no shit. They're harmed.

He is dead. Two women are dead. kids are without their parents it's fucking christmas everybody can we please lock up mark zuckerberg please somebody get on this yeah ladies and gentlemen that is the scum parade for this week and i believe that takes us to the finale of today's show where carl spins the wheel oh fuck me i didn't forget this i thought you were going to forget yeah no i would have remembered why's kevin here hey carl want to read everybody what's still on the wheel okay let's take a look here and see now listen there's one that I am going to discuss that maybe we change

but you got it. Okay, so I'm going to start here with purple. We got a podcast series. That's one that you've spawned a couple of times. Yeah. I get to pick what series you do. The Drive to Gary, Indiana is on here. Yep. Tom Myers restaurant is on here.

Yep, you have to go to Baltimore and have lunch with the time. The bunny hop recreating the video. The Chris Chan Bunnyhop. Chris Chan Bunnyhop. Yep. The Stuttering John Book report. Now this is the which I'm getting more and more prepared for her. I think we're going to need to erase that one and change it.

I still like it. He's still going to write a book report. I have one I would like to propose. Kevin, you could vote on this. All right. All right. Rachel Dolazzo has just announced her only fans this week.

And I think you should have to buy a one year subscription to Rachel Dolazzo's only fans and give us monthly updates I want all Rachel's up to. All right. That's kind of funny. Okay. Rachel Dolazzo is on there. How much is an annual subscription to Rachel? Not my problem. I'm not submitted today.

What's this next one just has a dollar side? What's that? I get your half of the Patriot. Oh, right. Yeah, it's okay. I forgot about that. That sucks. Seaminology?

Yep, you have to buy the semenology cookbook, the autographed copy for $100 and be seen reading it in public. Correct. I have to put truck nuts on my truck. Yep. Truck nuts. Yep. Until you spit again.

the two hour handcuffed music challenge god i want you just hit that one you've been wanting that one for about a year now boy do i have a plan for you all lined up didn't you ask me what my favorite like song was or something like that you want to ruin it for me and just make you listen to it for two hours on a loop yeah it's like the way you get people to quit smoking like oh yeah you spoke the whole fucking cart you like oh yeah you like the beatles do you not after today you won't i might make you listen to that stupid the bills make me want a shout out oh god that would I fucking hate that. That's a taste of your own fucking medicine.

Oh, I hope you get that. You're a beautiful person. I know. You're a bad person. Yep. Next. Knife edge chops. From Colin Delaney, former WWE superstar,

shirtless knife edge chops. Three of them to be exact. One, two, three. His hands will be tight. Yeah, I'm going to have him tape his hands, too. Good go. All right. And then we have my favorite past the spin.

This is where there's a, twist and Vinny has to come in here and spin the wheel instead of me which would be awesome we still have the Vic and Seamus stand-up on here because we never did Vic's stand-up what do you want to put on there instead I don't know oh no I know we changed that too we changed it right

yeah we did Cardiff Electric will write you set for you okay the Cardiff Electric stand-up challenge okay sounds good uh dinner with a Listener. Fucking gross. And go to church. Hallelujah. Are our options.

Listen, when you spin the wheel, I want to see both of your hands in the camera frame because I don't quite trust you. Stop it. No, I'm not kidding. I want to see both your hands up. Ready? It's just like when you make the hooker clap the entire time we're in the bathroom. Fuck yeah.

Every 10 seconds, bitch. God damn it, Vinny. You start trusting people like hookers and your co-host. Nope. Listen, there's one of those two people are way more trustworthy. the other, and I'm going to tell you what, Portia's a nice girl. Keep going, Carl.

Spin that wheel. And around and around it goes where it stops. I hope it's past the spin. Oh, there goes past the spin. Not going to happen. Oh, shit! Yes!

Oh! It's got to be a lot! Yes! Oh, no! Fuck! Now, what did we decide that I would have to give you your half until I was able to win another series,

right? That's what we did say. But I will, to go one month on you because it's your birthday. Oh, dude, I think you should make it. I'm not trying to give you more money, but I think you should make it until I win a series. I should put more pressure on it. Fine. Don't you think? Fine. I'll take your money that long if you want to do that stupid. Fuck me. I can't be. Go for Hillary Clinton. Come on. And with that money, he's going to buy your only fan's description.

That's going to be your tip. I'll buy you one just to be a nice guy. Unbelievable. And the The sheer joy on your face is so enraging. Ooh. I fucking hate you so much. Hey, show everybody your birthday gift I got you today. Oh, show everybody how nice of a guy I am.

I'm not a complete guy. Because sometimes white claws, you know, 5% alcohol when you drink 20 of them, still not enough. So you got to get the surge. Yep. Which is the 8%. I never know which way to go.

Yep, I got you. I got to tell the wife about those. No, I don't think. You should. And just a case of your favorite. Black Cherry. Yeah, that'll last you until tomorrow. Yeah, I'll be good.

The two cases of white cloth. My afternoon is spoken for now. Ladies and gentlemen, this was a fantastic episode. Thank you for listening to the creepoff. We wish you and yours the merriest creep miss. Remember, don't be a cunt. It's Christmas. And until next time, it's nice to be important.

But it's more important to be nice, Vinnie. Kevin, thank you for joining us. Thanks, Kevin. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. and fun and yet wonders of us feel festive gritches out there just get restive and spoil it all for everyone though it's too much to expect you to be nice you'll find that life is easier with this advice Try not to be a cut. It's Christmas. Take a tip from Santa's home. The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly, so don't go looking like you swallowed a bunch of holly.

Don't shout at Carol, sing us and tell not to stop. Don't buy your presents from the Oxford shop. Try not to be your country Have another sherry Try not to be a cunt Try not to be your cunt Try not to be a cunt I'm slaying up to Lapland

Try not to be a cunt C-U-N-T Cuddy-Cunt May your enemies be cursed in your podcast adventures