The Creep Off - Episode 94: Ooh-ooh That Smell

Episode Date: January 4, 2022

This week Karl & Vinnie are joined in studio by Cros to make their nominations for biggest creep of 2021: In the scum parade we meet a very puzzling naked man, a fake autist and a Chinese couple just looking for a fresh start to their new year! 

recap. To answer your question, I'm man enough to recover from two gunshot wounds in the back of the head, but my heart is broken. Thanks, Johnny Rico. Anyways, our creeps last week answered age-old holiday questions for us. Vinnie's creep answered, what do you do when mommy is too dead to help celebrate the holidays? The answer? You recreate weekend at Bernich with her corpse. Carl's creep, on the other hand, answered the question, what do you do when you're bored at home with your family with nothing to do waiting for Christmas? Well, you gather your friends up and go around town pertaining to be a prostitute and murdering all the Johns, obviously. Anyways, that's all I got for this week. I hope you had to Merry Christmas and have a happy

New Year. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. vomit-inducing thing. Ola

Creepos. Welcome to a brand new edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I am your host. I think you all know me as The Tower of Power

Too Sweet to be sour. The people's champion. Vinnie's Marlady now. And there's my co-host Hot Cucca Carla. What is happening, Vinnie? I gotta tell you, man, I'm very excited. It is the end of one pile of shit year

and we are jumping right into the next one. And joining us for The Leap is our pal Croix. Hey, oh, how are you guys? Really good, man. Thank you for joining us today. Pleasure to be here. Thanks. Croge is looking extra relaxed today.

Oh, yeah. I feel like he's got this one. Oh, yeah. I think he's going to win. Brimming with confidence. I could see that. So you're not going to recata this. You actually brought a creep for the competition.

Oh, of course. I consider not bringing anything, but, you know. You're not that kind of monster. Yeah, exactly. He looks like he's a guest on our show. you know what I mean like we're going to be interviewing him or something he kind of uh do you have questions for croge yeah croge um where does that beard start and where does it end that's what i'd like to know how does it end cozy croge that's him what we're going to do today is really really simple we figure no one really wants

to get better at the end of the year like everybody says it's all lip service i got a new year's resolution i want to get better all we want is a species all we want is people is to feel better I mean, you look like a guy has never had a New Year's resolution. I look like every guy who always has a New Year's resolution, dude. You got that backwards. I'm just saying everybody just wants to feel better. So what we're going to do is make you feel better by telling you about the absolute worst of the worst in the year 2021. I'm pumped for it.

But before we do, let's recap and find out who won our Christmas episode. We asked a simple question, who celebrated Crete Miss Better, Carl, or Vinny. That's right. And unfortunately. the results. Carl with 56% of the votes. Yeah. He's a bit of money.

I do appreciate this victory, everyone, of the Khazaroos who voted for me. Thank you very much. I was told by the guy who gave me that creep that I did it wrong that I presented the creep incorrectly. So I get the last laugh on this one. Actually, I got the last laugh because I just got all of your Patreon money yesterday. that does that does suck i got to get out a winning streak here into that woo oculus quest two coming up this afternoon coming up this afternoon gonna go pick it up

i got a promo code for the trip uh meditation on there from dr steve if you need it oh thank you that'll be great i'd really appreciate it for like i don't know 900 bucks yeah i'll just text steve okay fair he'll send me two Carl congratulations you are one point into this contest unfortunately ladies and gentlemen our guests are still sitting on four so Croge really pressure no pressure today's the day but don't fuck this out today's the day okay Carl since you won that means you get to present your creep first well thank you very much Vinnie Paulino when you told me we were doing the biggest creep of

2021. There was just one name. Let me guess. Fouchy there's just one name. Andrew Cuomo that came into my mind. Joe Biden. And that was Cuomo. Now, have I talked about Andrew Cuomo here before I have? Yeah, a couple times. Couple times. So I decided

why not go after Fredo himself, Chris Cuomo, who was recently fired by CNN. Are you, you're Joe, you got a real creep, right? I kid you not. The biggest creep of 2021 Chris Cuomo, let me present my argument for this, Vinny. I think I might convince you. You're really going to make me stand here and listen to this?

I think I might convince you on this one. I know. I think my skip button is broken. Let's talk about why Mr. Cuomo was fired from CNN. Though CNN promoted the brother's relationship during the pandemic, Chris Cuomo did not report on his brother's scandal, but in May admitted to being in strategy sessions to help him. It will not happen again.

it was a mistake so back in may he admitted that he was helping out his brother and he wasn't reporting on any of this that was going on with the scandal with his brother and said I'm not doing that anymore I mean what kind of idiot is he you have the exclusive

he was a bit of a run to the presses oh I know remember when everyone was hailing Andrew Cuomo was the great savior he was on that show every day what did you guys read the tell all I'm compiling on Carl as we speak unreal

But remember the hilarious Q-tip gag? You guys remember how funny these guys were together. And then all of a sudden, Andrew's in trouble, and Chris ain't talking about him anymore. But he is helping him behind the scenes. Cuomo was first suspended Tuesday. After the New York Attorney General released transcripts and tax showing, he was extensively involved behind the scenes in defending his brother during his political and legal turmoil. On Wednesday, a lawyer representing an unnamed client alerted the network to Chris Cuomo's alleged.

sexual misconduct. The same lawyer represents Charlotte Bennett, who accuse a former New York governor of sexual harassment. All right, so there's sexual misconduct going on now as well, but I think what's really interesting here. Those Cuomo boys love the pussy. What do you want me to tell you? They love the pussy. The pussy don't love them, apparently, is what's going on here. Well, they both look like melted candles. I mean, what the fuck? Why would it? Documents released by the New York Attorney General's office revealed that Chris Cuomo offered to use his media sources to dig up information about women who accused his brother. After the New York Times

reported in March that Andrew Cuomo had made unwanted advances on a woman at a wedding, remember that woman? So you're telling me that Chris can use his media sources to look up information easier than his brother, the governor of the fucking state can? Apparently, yeah, because he was trying to help him out.

Remember that woman at the wedding? Remember the look on that woman's face when Andrew was touching her face? Yeah. I remember when Andrew was touching her face, yes. Yes. So Chris Glamo, sent a note to his brother saying I have a lead on the wedding girl he was trying to dig up information

to ruin her life this poor woman And it's funny all Andy wanted was her number Right You got a lead you got her number So not only was this guy Trying to dig up information on the accusers of Andrew Cuomo While pretending to be one of these guys who sticks up for women

He was also caught sexually harassing a number of people, including co-workers. A former executive producer at ABC News and CBS News says that Chris Cuomo sexually harassed her when they were both working at ABC. In a column for the New York Times, the former executive producer named Shelley Ross says Cuomo engaged in the inappropriate behavior

at a 2005 work party in front of their ABC colleagues and Ross's husband. She writes, when Mr. Cuomo entered the Upper West Side Bar, he walked toward me and greeted me with a strong bear hug while lowering one hand to firmly grab and squeeze the cheek of my I can do this now that you're no longer my boss. He said to me with a kind of cocky arrogance.

No, you can't. I said pushing him off me at the chest while stepping back, revealing my husband who had seen the entire episode at close range. We quickly left. And what did that cuck do? Yeah, I know, right? Yeah, what did your husband do? Let's get out of here.

You don't have to take that, honey. Yeah. So this guy is harassing his boss or his former boss at a cocktail party. He's a creep. He's a creep at every single way, especially when he talks to his brother Andrew. The Cuomo brother's close relationship was on full display at the height of the pandemic.

I love you. I'm proud of what you're doing. I know you're working hard for your state, but no matter how hard you're working, there's always time to call mom. This dude is fucking corny. Don't forget to call mom, Andrew. I know you're busy being the governor. Isn't this cute? Our brothers.

I lost track of her. I've shuffled her between nursing homes. Yeah, apparently. His mom did not end up in a nursing home. Go figure. Just the 6,000 women. Jesus. All right.

So the worst thing that he did, though, the worst thing was when he pretended to had COVID. Do you guys remember that when he was in his basement, pretending that he had COVID? What do you mean he was pretending? I'll show you some of his acting right here. I tested positive, scary. Yes, as you might imagine. But better me than you.

My concern is what I may have put on my family, just like you would. That is hurting me way more than anything a virus can do. So let's focus. Let's use this example of me having it as proof that you can get it to. God forbid, we have to do everything we can to avoid being sick. We have to do it for ourselves, our families, and for those on the front lines, we're saving the lives of people like me and many of you. Hey, this guy's a great big phony.

Come on, Chris. Hey, you're a great big phony, you know that? That's right. You're a big fat foie. You're a phone. Tony. Hey, everybody. This guy's a great big foie. So when he pretended to have COVID, he pretended to be quarantining. Now, it's been documented. Was he like an Aruba? Did he, did he just have a fake basement behind him? They took it out and he was at the beach.

He has a mansion in the Hamptons and he was, he was living there in the giant furnished basement. That's awesome. And he was spotted outside and spotted by people and people were yelling at him and he's yelling back because that's the kind of guy that he is. I got COVID. This is the worst thing that he did was he documented his reemergence from the basement. He did like a little Instagram video that they ended up playing on CNN. And talk about phony. Listen to the reaction that his family gives him as he's finally coming back after weeks being in the basement, not seeing his family. All right.

Here is the official re-entry from the basement, cleared by CDC, a little sweaty, just worked out. happens this is what I've been dreaming of literally for weeks my wife yeah she was cleared she wants nothing to do with them have fever she didn't have the symptoms anymore more than seven days from her quarantine we're still a little scared so I'll just give you one of these just give you one of these just give you one of these just give you one of these bell is of course taking the video all right so it kind of reminds me of like when you buy a fish and you have to keep it in the plastic bag in the water yeah before you release it he's acting like he just got back from the apollo 11 mission right now the funny thing is is that on his serious xm show the week before

he talked about how he'd already left the basement and then a week later pretends he's just finally leaving the basement and so a lot of people were like well your family didn't react like you had just finally come out and it's the first time they'd seen you in weeks. Why is that? So then he had to go on. They actually sounded happier than I thought they would have and they were silent. So then they had to go on with Sanjay. I was expected booze. With Sanjay Gupta and explain why his family didn't react the way that you might expect that they reacted because he's caught in a lie. What you may have noticed there, Sanjay, very quiet welcome to me when I walked upstairs. I noticed two reasons. As the as the onion captured,

they really don't want me out of the basement but secondly this is spooked of family you know what I mean we're spooked by this like families that you've talked to all over the country yeah they're real spooked as you can tell this is a guy who was caught going into his

he also lives in a Manhattan apartment that's a very nice apartment building and was refusing to wear a mask actually got a letter from the building saying Mr. Cormwell can you please wear a mask in the elevator it actually is the your government Your brother has put in a mask mandate, and you're supposed to wear masks indoors.

This guy's real spooked by this. Yeah, you got it right. My brother. Yeah, right. I make the rules. We make the rules around here. But the best thing that shows what a creep this guy is, is his reaction when he was called Fredo, when he was out in a barn. Do you guys remember this incident?

First off, I love this guy who's calling him Frato. My name is Chris Cuomo. I'm an anchor on CNN. Frato is from the Dodfather. it was our weak brother and they used it as an Italian aspersion. You mean you Italian? You Italian? It's a fucking insult to your people.

It's an insult to your fucking people. It's like the N-word for us. Is that a cool fucking thing? You're a much more reasonable guy in person than you seem to be on television. You're a much more reasonable guy in person is the funniest response to that. Vinnie, I have a feeling that you're Italian.

I might just be. If I called you Fredo, is that the same? I was calling a black person the N-word. Because that's what Chris Cuomo just said. For the sake of I'm in a contest with you. Yes, it absolutely is. Of course, Carl. How could you even just throw it around so willy-nilly on this show?

Of course, Chris Cuomo's a tough guy. As you know, any threats to beat this guy up. You're going to have a fucking problem. What are you going to do about it? I'll fucking ruin you a shit. I'll fucking throw you down these stairs like a fucking punk. Please do. Why, so you can fucking sue?

You don't take a swing. You want to call me afraid. Take a fucking swing. Watch your fucking hands. Take your fucking hands. Take a swing. Come up, boy. Come up, boy.

You want to call me shit. Call me shit. Listen, man. I'm not even anything. I'll fucking wreck your shit. I'll fucking wreck your shit. You didn't know what you were doing when you thought it was your name. Look it up now.

I thought it was your name. He was going to wreck this guy's shit, throw him down the stairs. Watch out. That is. So why so you could sue me? Go for it. Shut the fuck. Don't hold me back, guys.

Don't home me back. Hold me back, guys. If it were for these guys who are about to get in front of me, I would totally beat you up right now. And I just have one more piece of evidence that shows that this guy is the biggest creep of 2021. He's not, though, Carl. He is absolutely not. We'll let the listeners decide that.

You showrooted boob. We'll let the listeners decide that. When he was on with Don Lemon and declared, this is Chris Cuomo now, declaring that he is black on the inside just looking out of the window watching the asphalt grow thinking how it all looks handy how do you know the words

good time you know I'm black on the inside he smoked for years I rust my case ladies and gentlemen Chris Cuomo biggest creep of 2021 good luck with that boys let's see what you got I did not agree with you until I heard him sing and then thank you

wow wow I told you that was my kicker that's quite a case can we say he's any worse at singing than Carl that's why you don't have a front man that's pretty good actually

I love that part sounds just like the guy who sings it in your intro uh Carl Carl Carl Carl what's up Benny the snarl crosh I had a really think about this because I knew you were gonna pull some

bullshit like this well yeah because I texted you back immediately after you said words of 2021 I said my creep is Chris Cuomel that's how you knew I was gonna do this It took me less than a second to realize you, my creep was going to be. That is not an exaggeration. Ladies and gentlemen,

folks can back it up. Before you set the message, I think I'd already texted it. So my creep, yes. He's somebody who takes himself way too seriously. And I've won some contests before bringing him as my creep of the air. Ladies and gentlemen, it's no different than police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building.

it's what I do. Vinnie's coming to the prom with who brung him. Wow, you are a cheating motherfucker. I am not using Tom Myers. I was joking. I was a joke. It would have been a good one, though. I was just kidding.

You could have just read like four or five of his tweets. We'd been like, all right, if you went. How can I explain the impact of this person's creepiness? This person's creepiness rocked the WATP verse this year. Ladies and gentlemen. There's only one guy. I feel like Vinny doesn't even know who he's about to present. He's like looking around.

He's like, I brought a creep. I swear to God. There's only one choice here. I'm trying to think of it up right now. One choice. And let me tell you something. You know how you know he's a creep because Carl loved him. I want to thank my buddy podcast hitman on Twitter who sends me all of these different clips.

I'm sorry to do this to bring in your very, very best friend podcast hitman. But Matt Gerard Lewinsky of Clinton Township, Michigan. Come on down. You are my creep nomination of 2021. All right. I think you could make a case for this. Now, of course, he didn't murder his girlfriend in 2021. He did that in 2020.

Yeah, but he lived with her for seven months in 2021. That's the creepier part. Yes, we're going to get there. All right. Let's just talk for a second, how he was associated with this show. He used to send stuff to you, stuff to me. Ladies and gentlemen, but this guy, he's a piece of shit. But I got to tell you, Carl, did love him.

Is that an exaggeration, Carl? You really like this guy. He turned you on to Seamus. Well, he didn't introduce me to Seamus, but boy, did he embrace him. And he sent me a lot of clips and a lot of ideas of things to do on the show. Carl talked to podcast Hitman more than Jenny Jingles. In fact, Kroche can back me up on this because I got this tape from producer Chris. This is the only song with lyrics Carl has ever submitted to the isotopes.

I have it right here for you to listen to. My buddy, podcast hitman. My buddy. My buddy. Podcast Hitman. Wherever I go. You are a terrible singer. You're a stupid, dumbass. You're the one who loves a lunatic.

Now, what was your- Who's the creep here? Me here, podcast, him had? I don't know why I'm so focused on me right now. Associated with you makes a creep. It is a pretty good sign. It's a rule of thumb. Friends with Carl, he's up there on the list.

All right, well, I guess this really is four creeps, by creeps. Last year. I believe it was in November. He announced that he was going to be taking a hiatus from doing anything with WATP or running of the shows because he was in a relationship and it was a very serious committed relationship. Yeah, yeah. He no longer had time to listen to Patrick Michael's brilliance. And I'm not going to say that Carl ordered the hit,

but here is a clip of something Carl did say out of his show. Thank you so much to podcast hit, man. And I hope that the relationship doesn't work out with you and your girlfriend and you come back to listening to these shows and helping us out. yeah Carl well I didn't say that on WATB I did hope it wouldn't work out but not in this way

well this wasn't the way I was hoping because he has not been participating at WATP for a few months now well at least since the end of July yeah that's true what do we know so far

ladies and John when we know that his next door neighbors started being a little concerned for Matt around last December because him and his girlfriend Jerry Winters will call her the deceased she kind of disappeared. Nobody knew where she was

and nobody really saw much of a map. But here's what the timeline was. They said these people, Karen and Jacqueline live next door. They didn't want to use their last names, I guess, because they don't want to be outed. They tell their families of their roommates, is my guess.

Karen of Jacqueline said, they'd not seen Munchal Lewinsky this year after they'd seen him fairly often and were friendly with him over the past couple of years. So this guy became a little bit of an introvert. But Carl, didn't you tell me that he was setting you? messages and sending you Seamus clips all through this time oh yeah we were in contact every

month okay so Jacqueline said when winters moved out last fall Lewinsky told her if the bitch comes back I won't let her in he also said that winters was previously abusive towards him I assume the reason he wouldn't let her back in is because she'd be a zombie right that'd be really creepy if she was to show up somewhere I feel like this might be like he thinks she's a vampire if she shows up I'm not letting her in because that's the rule I also like how he's already trying to frame this up as she's abusive towards him. I think that's adorable. It's possible, man.

Have you seen the Adam's apple on Jerry? It's possible. Jerry with the Y. Yeah. It's possible that Jerry was beating him around a little bit. Well, maybe that's why he was working out in the basement so much. He really did like to work around in the basement. In fact, hold on a second.

I got to show you the ice desk. Hold on. Okay. Here's a fun video of him. Lurdy trying to jump rope Oh no Oh god He was a big boy too

Listen this guy makes me feel handsome Yes he makes me feel svelte Fucking schveld even this guy He's got to be 400 pounds this dude He doesn't have good body control either though He just looks awkward And everything that he tries to do Yeah she's gone apparently

They think she's gone But then she moved back in in December Now Jacqueline said she sometimes drove him to do grocery shopping And their last trip in December, he brought an unusually high volume of groceries. Yeah, he needed it like eight months worth. Yeah. Well, he came to them in April.

Did you know this? No. And he borrowed $200 from the neighbors. Oh, okay. He needed some money. And he said that he was having trouble getting his federal stimulus check, the one that they mailed to fucking everyone. Also, I don't think that getting nine viewers on Twitch pays all that much either.

Yeah, his Twitch was something else, man. His Twitch was fucking crazy town. Jacqueline said she thought it was strange that he didn't get the money, and she was kind of avoiding him. Now, Karen said in late June, a police officer knocked on her door for a welfare check. Okay. Apparently, they think the cop may have been given the wrong address. They also said they smelled an odor from the house for the past several weeks or even months. They thought an animal have died.

Right. Jacqueline said, I've smelled it for a while. I would run from my car. She would put a shirt over her face. Oh. Because it smelled so bad out fucking sighed. outside it stunk that bad do you realize what the inside of this place has got to be like his father's never going to be able to re-rent this place i've shared a studio with you but i

can imagine what that might smell like when did you share a studio with me right now what you're talking about oh i thought you're talking about that studio apartment no god no could you imagine that'd be a great wacky sitcom that would be a fun sitcom i might go on the wheel of consequences get a studio apartment together That's a great idea. And live together for a week in a studio. And stream the whole thing live. Oh, God, that would be the worst thing that ever happened.

Okay. Well, for the internet, we'd have fun, right, Carl? Oh, yeah. Some kind of crazy party. You know how fast that room would fill with white claws? So there's a terrible smell. Nobody knows what's going on. The neighbors did say this.

They said that Lewinsky and Winters argued fairly often and believe Winters drank a lot of alcohol. Okay. She was living with a 400-pound lunatic who listened to Patrick Michael all goddamn day long. That'll drive you to drink. Yeah. And they weren't sure if Lewinsky drank a lot, but they said that she definitely did. Now, another neighbor said my mom was taking care of my daughter during the day and she could hear them arguing about bills. Yeah.

So there's some money problems. Lewinsky collected disability and did not work. Uh-huh. Yep, that's where he checks out. Typical Patrick Michael listener. Yep, that's where he checks out. So this whole thing is really suspicious. Now all the arguments and stuff have stopped.

Nobody's seen her. There's terrible smells coming from the place. And she was very friendly with the neighbors and the kids and stuff. In fact, she used to give the kids candy and stuff. She used to give the kids like these little toy unicorns. Yeah, yeah. So she was relatively. She was a hit. She was a drunk, but she was going,

I'm going, here you go, look, and this is your court. Did that how it happened? Yeah, probably. I don't know. This leads us to July 28th when Matt's sister came to visit. Could you imagine the fucking smell? She's probably used to it. His house is going to stink.

Yeah, exactly. I mean, she grew up with this guy. She probably had a feeling it was not going to smell. He's the reason she didn't bring friends over. But this whole thing, she blew up because his sister walked into the house, and smelled it for 15 seconds stormed around found the cause of the stench like i said the first time we ever mentioned this on the show i only picture the scene in the movie seven where there's just a room filled with those uh air freshen her trees yeah just all over the walls all over this

corpse and they discovered not only was this woman dead giant chunks of meat were cut out of her back we have talked about this quite a bit i originally thought that maybe he was making some back bacon Sure. Maybe he decided he was going to go to the cannibal route. Yeah. Like, he bought a lot of groceries, but they do run out. There's lots of things I've thought since my original theory. Okay.

And I have a new theory as to why all the chunks of meat were out of her back. Let's hear it. You ever see a fat fuck try to do anything? Like, try to carry out luggage or something like that. They don't carry a ton of luggage at once. They carry one thing at a time. Sure. Yeah.

So is him trying to get rid of the body? Yes. Baring her in the yard one strip at a time. With a teaspoon? Like, he was just taking chunks out. Like he was taking out. one chunk at a time out to the dumpster in a garbage bag i don't know what the fuck he's doing you know adam kroa always says you could eat a car if you just do it in small enough portions

over a long enough amount of time that's it matt luinsky's thinking like i'll get rid of this body by i don't know 2031 i hope no one notices the smell like you don't realize how fucking smell blind this fucking guy's got to be how much he had to stink in general to not notice well that's the thing is that all of the videos of him working out were from his basement where the body was decomposed Oh, that's the crazy part about this whole thing. Well, who do you think was filming? He was arraigned on July 30th. He was charged with first degree murder, disinterment and mutilation of a dead body,

as well as concealing the death individual. He has confessed to the police that he strangled her in a fight. Yeah. So obviously he doesn't listen to the show that closely. No, you never confess. Never confess. It gives you a returning very few ways out. Correct.

They gave him a crazy test. Yeah. passed, not crazy. Interesting. Do they know that he listened to Patrick Michael on purpose? I don't know. Because I think that would probably qualify. I think you should be called as a witness in this whole thing.

I might be. The defense calls Carl. How well did you know, Pocky's it, man? Well, we were best friends, so. We were pretty much best buddies. He did everything together, except murder Jerry Winters. Correct. He did that on his own.

They found him not crazy by the court, which does scare me because of the fact that he did listen to Patrick Michael all the time. He was 400 pounds. He's just a lunatic who was spending a lot of time in the universe of WATP, which is not healthy for fucking anybody. Oh, come on. Now you're just being mean. I're just being mean for no reason. Okay.

I have not even gotten to his biggest crime, Carl. All right, let's get there. And I'm going to close us out with this. Okay. His biggest crime. I could forgive a dead, half-mutilated mouthy broad. Sure. Yeah.

But I will be goddamned if I'm going to let this 400-pound psycho besmirch the month. moniker of the biggest hero in the world. He's a wrestling fan, the podcast, Hitman. In fact, the hero that North America should be proud of the most, Brett the Hitman heart. Right. The fact that he uses the name Hitman pisses me off. And you know what? I think Matt Lewinsky, in the words of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

If you put the letter S in front of Hitman, you've had my exact opinion. That's it. Oh, that's a serious smack talk. He's now going to be referred to as the podcast, Shitman, the only man who's ever gotten himself his own theme song on the show. I want to the basement Sure is Don't want to go down to the basement

Fuck you, Matt Lewinsky, rot in jail All right Rot in jail like she rotted at your fucking basement Well, you did yoga, you fucking lunatic So you bring Matt Lewinsky, huh? I do. All right. Crows, it's your turn.

See if I could beat Chris Cuomo. Yeah, who's affecting more people's lives than Chris Cuomo? Because you're not beating me in 2021. All right. So when I sat down to think of the creepiest creep to creep to creep the creep in 2021, I did not have to think very long. In fact, about 0.007 nanoseconds because someone... Carl already took Chris Cuomo.

Immediately popped into my mind. Uh-oh. A podcaster, in fact, someone with multiple shows with a... They laugh at it. inappropriate shit. They have a high grading voice and go on retarded fucking tangents. Anyway, Carl, if you don't mind playing my number one. I want to go down on Hillary Clinton. Go to my Instagram page. I'm in a bikini. Do not molester your sister ever again unless you film it and send it to me. Let me see that dick. Women should

be sexually subservient and fearing of men. She said she's had big boobs her entire life and all I was thinking was like, yeah, but what year do they really blossom? I'm like, is that a weird question to ask? And I'm sorry. Maybe having Hitler was a good thing. I want to go down to Hillary Clinton. So Crowe, you brought Vinnie? Hot cucka, Carla is my creep of 2020. Carl, I swear to God, if we end up having to spin the fucking wheel because you're a creep, I swear to Christ.

Unfortunately, I'm only kidding. Okay. And I want to take you guys back to a simpler time of about three days ago. Now, New Year's Eve is a time like, you know, you look back on the shitty year that was and you hope for the future, you result. to be a better person, and you dream about the brighter days to come. Sure. And at least around here, and probably everybody listening, like there's, you know,

there weren't many events scheduled, half the shit that was scheduled here was canceled. You're stuck at home, you're with your family and friends. Everybody's there at their phones and the TV. And then what comes across the wire, but number two. This is an ABC News special report. I'm Whit Johnson and New York. We're coming on the air because the Associated Press is reporting beloved actress and comedian. Betty White has died.

That bitch. Just weeks ahead of what would have been her 100th birthday, authorities say she passed away in her home in Southern California this morning, considered by millions to be an American treasurer and seemingly ageless, her remarkable career spanning nearly eight decades. Betty White, best known for her roles on the Mary Tyler Moore Show and the Golden Girls and so many others, co-stars saying her sense of humor was sharp and quick. She was also a devoted animal rights activist. Now this woman was a legend

And right now on grocery stores across the country People magazine right now Has Betty White on the cover You know turning 100 and everyone's invited Croh, before you go any further I just want to make sure that you're not going to start yelling About her letting that black guy at her TV show No, that was Carl's thing at Pan Previce last week

She was still alive and Carl was yelling about that Okay So anyway It's New Year's fucking Eve And now the entire fucking world is bummed out And everybody's sad about this woman and this wonderful legacy and all the comedy she brought to the world and everybody's fucking bum the fuck out on New Year's Eve that Betty White's dead. Is Betty White my creep? No, I love Betty White.

Oh, okay. Betty White's family. You couldn't keep this a secret for 12 fucking hours. You couldn't let us enjoy New Year's Eve. You had to fucking bum out the entire fucking world on the one day where we're hopeful for a bright future. Bullshit. Bullshit, I say. Dude, she was 99 and three quarters years old.

You couldn't, like, if she just stayed in bed for one more day, like anyone would have fucking noticed. Are you serious? Put her in the basement for eight months? Yeah. There's a lot of ways that we're going to handle this. One day. That's all I'm asking. So you're saying Betty White's kids are your, her entire family.

Her entire family. You know what's funny? But when I saw the Betty White died, I told my wife, Betty White said, oh my gosh, how did it happen? I go, she was hit by a bus. What do you mean? A high diving accident. A strong fucking wind got her. She's 99.

Yeah. But my sub-creep is number three. This was part of the same news report, and whoever selected this clip is the sub-creep of the year. Betty White truly was TV's Golden Girl. People say I look like Wilma Flintstone. Now when she was on the air, more the way she looks today. Now, look, I love an old lady.

It looks like a corpse joke, but not the day she died. You know what I mean? Like, wait a little bit, and then the corpse jokes. Well, hold on a second. Willa Flintstone's a car joke. duker not a corpse gross yeah but she died in the stone age even her cartoon has to curated

by now i see what you're saying you get the punchline was fossilized pussy yeah heyo all right so your creep then is a news anchor and whoever was around Betty White and that's right Betty White's family whoever the blamber mouth was in her family

bummed out the whole world on New Year's they were probably just trying to get all that insurance money rolling they were trying to get all the paperwork going yeah did they need a tax right off this ear or something? What are they up to over? You stupid fucking blah-a-mouthed! Exactly! Thanks, Uncle June! All right. Great presentation, Kroche.

All right, so... Well done. Here I thought you were just gonna phone it in. No, never. I know. What was I thinking? You always bring it. So your choices for creep of the year are very simple. It's Carl and Chris Cuobo. That's a winner. Vinny and the podcast Shipman, Matt Lewinsky,

and Crows with Betty White's entire family. You can vote at the creepoff.com this week, and we will have a good old time. Are you guys ready for some voice mails? Yeah, let's hear some voicemail. They are brought to you by our great sponsor, the city of Syracuse. Well, they re-uped for another year. They certainly did. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse.

Please let us know if you have any information on the whereabouts of Syracuse's New Year's ball. We simply don't have the budget to purchase any more aluminum foil. See you in Syracuse. We'll see you. in Syracuse. Now, ladies and gentlemen, we have your voicemails. As always, every week, you can leave us a voicemail 585-371-88. Now, this is a comment on my creep, William Wallace, from our creep miss episode.

Hey, Vinnie, your creep, William Wallace, that guy's fucking dumber than a caveman. Because even a caveman knows, if you're going to drag your woman around, you drag her around by the hair, not the leg. because when you drag them around by the legs, they fill up with dirt. See ya. Good advice. I laughed uncontrollably the first time I heard that. Thank you, sir. Good point.

I like that this person assumes a cavemen are dumb. How long would you build to live in a cave? I'd make it like a few hours. This is some advice for you, Carl, about your upcoming creep off consequence. Great. I'm going to call bullshit on Carl and him only want to be. do an hour long Carl Hamburger stream. That's a bullshit.

What? He can come up with some content to do. He could do it in multiple different streams. You could have Carl Hamburger reading about war crimes. Oh! The rape of their cheese? Oh!

Look at all these Japanese women that've got raped. Oh! Me, not so horny. You can come up with anything, Carl. You don't have to just sit there and die like Maddox, it. He makes a good point.

You could just be a little creative and entertain the people. I don't want to besmirch some of these five people accused of these allegations. All right. Next one, this came in from our pal Tucker Dixon. And this is actually him under 45 seconds giving us some suggestions for the wheel from the Discord and the YouTube chat. Good, good. Hey, Vinny and Carl. It's Tucker Dixon here.

I started calling with two things that the fans and I were discussing on the Discord and YouTube. We think that you should add two new of consequences. Consequence number one would be Uber each driver for a night. Now, you can choose whether you want to go trans or not for that, but if you really want to commit, I think you need to cut the penis off. Number two, the Lego Firewalk. You lay down a bunch of Legos and you go walk barefoot across them. I don't know if the car's club feet give them an advantage or not, but, There's my club foot joke, and if you want a fat Vinny joke, I think somebody said he'll pulverize into the dust.

And yes, both of those jokes are stolen discord. Go fuck yourself. Tucker, out. Call me back. Lego Firewalk. That's interesting. That's hardcore. Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it, but we'll think about it.

Can I wear my crocs? Our boy, Prep Boy, Rick, checked in. Hello, Carl and Vinny. This is Pret Boy, Rick. Thank you so much for a year full of creeps. and scums and generally horrible people uh yourselves not included because you guys do really good work and it's really fun and you guys somehow make my mondays bright

throughout the entirety of 2021 and you will hopefully into 2022 and uh throughout the rest of time so uh thank you uh also karl fuck you i beat your ass in the shitty playoff consolation bracket and ours should be a fake football league thank you fuck you goodbye no way god damn it uh sorry viny

sorry i'm my bad uh you got it right fuck you car it's thank you fuck you by relax okay now that's how every phone call should be added thank you fuck you by fuck you i love it i can dig it i did not do well in that fantasy football league with uh prep boy rick did not make the playoffs would you pick who's your quarterback toa motherfucker i'll kill him tomorrow. Oh, no. Poor Vinny. Vinny. You guys had, what, a seven-game winning streak? Yeah, we certainly

did. What happened? Yesterday. Just wanted to get the fans excited enough, huh? Yeah, they did what they do best. A little bit of hope. All right, last voicemail I have. Now, it's Carl. Whoever this person is, we will play your calls, whatever you want, sir. No problem. Hey, Carl, I listened to more of episode 90, and you said that a warning should suffice. I threatened to shoot my dad twice before he showed up, and then he did, and then I shot him. So, you know, warnings don't always work, buddy. Sometimes you just have to murder teenagers, all right? So quit it with the high-in, mighty attitude bullshit, all right, buddy?

All right, I'm going to catch up on the creep off pretty soon, and I better hear these voicemails being played, or I'm going to be very, upset. I just want to say that we broadcast this live from Rochester, Minnesota. There's a comedy club in Rochester, Minnesota. Comedy at the Carlton.

Yeah. Comedy at the Carlton in Rochester, Minnesota. I have a feeling the next time I hear that voicemail will be in court. Yeah. Well, I agree with everything he said. Carl's way out of line. Yes, like Carl's way out of line. I'm a problem. Yep. Who among us hasn't shot a family member

or two, though? I mean, come on. We're not all from Syracuse. Wow. Yeah, thank God. You got any voicemails, Carl? I probably do. I haven't listened to voicemails at weeks. All right.

Well, they're piling up. Those are our voice mails this week. Thank you. We got a ton of them this week. Sorry, we couldn't play them all. You know, keep sending them a reminder. The number is 585, 371808. Or you can just email the show the creepoff pot at gmail.com.

Carl. I think there is only one version of the scumprade theme song that makes me feel like it's a new year. And I got it right here. Trin' Thread. Up and grit. Oh, Pitos, tittle in. Two bag of murderers. Ray, let's do a rite.

Ritty-Raei-Rae. Sotom. Obusive asshats. Gather some parade. Scum parade. Scum parade. Scum parade On the creepballs.

Yeah, some parade. Oh, chump parade. You know, Carla and Vinnie are back. Oh! Ha-cha-cha-cha. You might want to get into the same room with the microphone next time you record a song for us. No, that's great. I love that.

I do, too. Stop being a meanie. That jingle. Very, very well done. You're a real asshole, Carl. Yeah. Florida. Yes. We're going to transport ourselves to a Winddixie supermarket in Crescent City, Florida. Oh, what could go wrong?

Well, someone reported a woman with a machete acting Heretically. Deputies arrived and located a woman named Naomi Brown 41 in the store with a machete and a sheath attached to her backpack. Deputies say that Brown was animated and yelling at someone on her cell phone. Deputies were asked by a manager to remove Brown from the property. Deputies all looked at each other and said, maybe you should remove her from your property. Yeah, they literally asked them to escort her out. You can't escort out a machine-wielding woman. A machete. A machete. A machete. A machete wielding woman. They could throw out club foot a little.

her at Settyshire. Well, and did you see the picture of this woman? She has no hair. Her head's completely bald and shiny, and she is enormous white eyes. She looked at the cop, and she was like, I'm the captain now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She had a very unique look to her. Yeah.

So when deputies informed Brown that after they competed in her paperwork after removing her, that she had a warrant for her arrest, she did not take that well. she became violent and started fighting deputies were able to restrain brown but she managed to kick one deputy in the face after securing brown in the vehicle deputies say brown started to defecate in the backseat and you know thank god it wasn't an uber she would have had to pay like an extra hundred bucks if you do that it's a problem but she took a shit in the backseat as the deputy was driving and she tried to throw the feces over the partition that separates the front from the back seat in the The Gomi's defense, when you handcuff someone behind their back, what else are you going to grab and throw at someone?

She just had her hands flapping, like she was hoping it would just catch it and just send it fly in. I mean, honestly, I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. Yeah. So she also decided to smear it all over the place and tried to spit over the partition. After she was turned over to the Putnam County Jail, cleaning began to the deputy's cruiser, and they found a 12-gram bag of meth. Oh, man, you know what? She probably was a real looker before she got caught up with drugs. That's a lady right there.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. She was charged with two counts of battery of an law enforcement officer resisting arrest with violence and possession of methamphetamine. You got to love Florida, right? Ron DeSantis, 2024. Yeah. Let's vote people.

I want this to be the all of the United States. It can be Win Dixie everywhere. Yeah. It's an amazing place. All right, well, here's a fun one for you. A convicted sex offender is facing. charges after allegedly hiding naked in a stranger's house earlier this month well stealing items

from the residents. According to the Knoxville Police Department, Daphne Crowley came home to her Knoxville apartment to find Michael Tyler Henneger 27 inside her home wearing nothing but a pair of child's Nike Air Jordan shoes. What do you have club foot or something? Yeah, how does that work? Does that work? Yeah, Carl

could barely fit into a child's size. He's still in toddler's shoes. Crowley said the shoes were intended for her daughter for Christmas. So this guy just opened up the Christmas gift. Yeah, he was opening up Christmas presents. Yeah. Colleys had the shoes were intended for her daughter and that when she came home, she noticed her daughter's bedroom door was closed. She began knocking until Henniger apparently allegedly opened it and fled outside into some nearby woods. What does this guy's kink? He's naked inside these people's

house stealing shit? That's a sexual kick? And goes running into the woods naked wearing little kid shoes? Yeah. This is a weird story. There's even more weird shit here. suspect had allegedly put a handheld work light and a drill inside a Scooby-Doo bag. He also put a pair of children's shoes in the bag, police said. Crowley asked her daughter to call the police while Crowley chased the intruder with a stick. When police arrived, they found Henniger in the wooded area close to Crowley's home. I'm sure he was hard to spot. Crowley said, I chased him with these sticks because I had to get a hold of him.

I would have beat him, but he ran down the street into the pathway, Crowley said. Tyler had the Scooby-Doo bag in possession. Police said, along with the items he allegedly took from the victim's home. In addition, they found toothbrushes and other items from the home. He's like the fucking tooth fairy, too. Yeah, he stole the toothbrushes. He was taken into custody in charge of the aggravated burglary. When they found him, he had stuff I knew that I had bought and had been looking for.

Crowley said he took my grandkids toothbrush, toothpaste, Christmas stuff that we put in stocking stuffers, and he took my daughter's brand new Jordans. Time out. Who's the creep here? Toothpace is not a stocking stuffer, grandma. You know, maybe it should be at your house. Shut the fuck up. I should have taken the hint. Yeah, maybe grab a hamburger.

She should fucking take a fucking spin by that aisle in Walmart. She'd run into her grandson playing porn for people. She says, I'm calm now, but at the time I was literally shaking and cried because it's scary. You think these people are in your house and they are sex offenders and you have kids running around and you're thinking you're safe. They said that he may have broken into her house before because the stuff that they found him with was missing. for a while. And they said they also, Henniger was convicted of 2014

of sexual exploitation of a minor, a 14-year-old girl through electronics. He also has multiple violations for failing to register as a sex offender. Is anyone else deeply confused by this story? I can't make any of the tales of this. This lunatic went in there, stole a bunch of shit because he's a lunatic.

He stole toothpaste while naked. And Jordan's. And wearing children's shoes. I'll fight you. I'm confused by the whole thing. What part puzzles you? the most why he would do that? Why is he naked in somebody else's house? How was that sexually gratifying? So that's the question. Yes. The question is how is it sexually gratifying?

Well, because it starts with sex offender, naked in a house. We're like, whoa, what do he do? What's going on? Stole a toothbrush. Okay. Yeah, I guess that's the point. It's kind of dumb. Well, let's talk about another fun one. A New Orleans man who last year pled guilty to posing as a non-existent mentally disabled younger brother so that women would come and babysit him. He's been charged with human trafficking after again posing as someone with special needs to get, quote, babysitters to change his diaper. This guy is giving people with a diaper fetish, a bad name. I'm telling you. I will not stand for it.

They were like, dude, did you do this? Did you know this was illegal? His response was, how should I know? I'm retarded. They're like, sir, we know who you are. His name is Rutledge D's, the fourth. So he was convincing people that he was actually his retarded brother. Correct.

Does Ben Stiller know about this guy? Watch out. This would be a movie. This guy's going to be out of a gentleman. Does Lord and Michaels know about this guy? What a character actor. Look out, Johnny Knoxville. I spell sequel to the ringer.

So he's been charged with human trafficking and attempted human trafficking. I guess that's their version of prostitution because he was trying to like turn out these fucking babysitters because he wanted them to change his diaper. Yeah. Louisiana state. police say the de-scam included saying that he was in, quote, alternative therapy, and he offered one victim to find another other babysitters to look after him. The outlet reports. Do you have to change a diaper after making comzies?

I don't know how that works. Yeah, I don't know. I don't have kids. Proche, do you? You got to leave me out of this one. Jesus Christ. I think it's funny. Are you laughing?

don't fucking laugh again. All right. So the charges stem from a similar scam in which Dees, who told authorities he'd be sexually traumatized at a young age, according to the arrest of having, set up babysitting with women for his fake younger brother with autism.

Then he would masquerade as the brother. Dees, according to the affidavit, admitted to mental health issues, including depression and anxiety, but told authorities he had no physical disability and not been diagnosed with autism. Though he was ordered five years of active probation, D's roughly 12-year prison sentence was suspended as part of the plea deal.

Authorities aren't investigating whether or not D's has more victims out there. Here's the important part why we're doing this story. Yeah. If anyone has been victimized by this guy out there, you can call detectives at 504-3107,000. That's the number. If you have been... But before you do that, call the creep off and leave a voice back. We want to hear the story.

I want to hear all of it. If you've been fooled by a 30-year-old retard with a poo-poo diaper... Make sure to call the authorities. I have a feeling you're going to want to keep that to yourself. I don't think anyone's going to be raising their hand on that one. He got me. Got me. Who amongst us hasn't been fooled by a 30-year-old return to poopie diaper?

Everybody has at least once. At least once. So it's illegal to say, I'm autistic come change my diaper. But it's probably not illegal to say, can you act like I'm autistic and come change my diaper? That's true. It's role playing. Yeah, that's role playing. There's got to be a, yeah.

It's kind of like the prostitution law. If you just turn out a camera, it's fine. Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's illegal to sell what it's legal to give away from three. I just have this weird feeling that Rutledge doesn't understand the finer points of the laws here. Yeah, he's probably got some deeper issues than that. Well, hopefully he listens to the creep up. Yeah, exactly.

Some wisdom here. You guys haven't given out any good advice to criminals for a while. It's been a minute. No, we give out a lot of great advice. It's been an episode and a half. The problem is idiots like Matt Lewinsky never listen. Let's go to Rochester, New York, shall we guys? Where is that?

It's a city named after our city of Rochester, Minnesota. Yes, okay, good. Nursing home housekeeper from upstate New York has been indicted for the heinous rape of a female 81-year-old resident at his workplace who is suffering from dementia. New York Attorney General Leticia James had a lot to say about this 51-year-old man named Kodka Pradhan of Rochester. Praden has been charged with first and second degree rape, first and second degree criminal sexual act and endangering the welfare of an incompetent or physically disabled person.

I feel like why do we have to insult the victims here? I know. He raped it incompetent. Just look at her. Look at her all incompetent there with her gap and pussy. I know. They described her as a mentally disabled woman. I'm like, that's redundant.

I might have just given someone bingo with that one. It's possible. He's dumbed confident. The charges outlawed in this case are heinous and disturbing as they come out. Mr. Pratton allegedly raped the woman at the nursing home where she lived, and he did this around 6.30 a.m. You didn't even take her out? 6.30 a.m.

That's a fine, how do you do for sick of the boarded? Yeah. She's like, could you mind raping me after I had my Fulgers crystals? Do you know he got caught? He got some in her wig. Tried to say he was sneezing, but they didn't buy it. Yeah. Because he sneezed all over.

over her face and tits. I'm sure am sneezing today. They said it was because of the quick-winned action of other employees at the assisted living facility that he was initially charged. So he got ran it out pretty quick. Somebody figured out what happened because some old lady was like, I think an Indian man just mouth fucked me. Like she's just being a little nuttier than usual.

Has she been listening to George Carlin tapes again? What's going on? That's dice. You have a bout mouth fucked by an Indian. That's your dice impression? I like it. That's pretty bad. He pled not guilty and was released after posting a $10,000 ban.

And guess what? He was not immediately fired from his job. He is suspended. It's hard to find people to work in nursing homes. It is. It is. I mean, with the pandemic. Yeah, he is vaccinated.

So they got to keep on staff. Yeah, right. Exactly. If only they can teach this fucker to wear a rubber. Yeah. Shore wins, by the way, 2.2 rating on Google, and that's

before this guy was raping the patients. I can't imagine what it's going to be after that. That might cost a star. The waiting room is very dirty, plus some of the nurses raped some of the patients. That's going to be my review. He's not a nurse, though. He's just the housekeeper.

The food's not very good, and the housekeeper rapes people. Place would be better and cleaner if the housekeeper would just stop raping everyone. I've never had a more dry piece of cake. Plus, the first thing is supposed to be cleaning the rooms is raping the patients. The doctors seem nice.

The staff seems friendly. The grounds could use some updating. The early morning raping my mother. My mom was raped at the stairs ago, but all I got was this lousy t-shirts. Well then. We're a fun group of people. aren't we? We're a real treat. Father and his girlfriend have been sentenced to death in China.

No. Guess what he did? What did he do? Carl, we're starting out the right. We got baby throwers. Oh, we got a baby thrower. All right. Let's hear about this.

After he threw his two children from his apartment building. Oh. Because his new girlfriend did not want another woman's kids. By the way, that chick is a smoke show, too. His new girlfriend. I do it. I do it. I do it.

I would chuck any talent out of any window for that chick. How old were these kids? Dad. That's not an eight. His daughter, Zhang Roxy, was two, died instantly. And his son, Zhang Young Rui, I believe I said that right, was one died shortly after from his injuries. So I do have audio from the one-year-old. Oh, good.

Flying out the window. This is exclusive content here. Wee. I actually have audio of the daughter. Sprat! You know what hard it is to find a girlfriend in China, though? Like, if your girlfriend's like, I'm going to break up with you, if you don't chuck those kids out the window.

It's like, listen, I don't have one other options. Well, check this shit out. He's 27 years old. She's 23, and he was married when he met her with these two kids. Yeah. So he's cheating on the wife, decides he's running off with her. And she is a. nut she's cutting herself the day of this going down she slid her own wrist and said i don't want to

marry you if we have to have these kids and he's like oh jesus christ i got to get a mop and fucking now i got to kill the kids jesus christ i just want some pussy and he's just like all right best thing to do here push him out say it was an accident well what are the chances he's living in the one building that doesn't have suicide nuts around it this guy's got some shitty luck oh man his ex-wife is absolutely horrified that this happened really why he ran down the stairs after he threw them out and like cried over the bodies like oh no my babies and did the whole fucking foity show either way the cops saw right through it they figured out what was going on because the ex-wife had heard lots of stuff

from the girlfriend about not wanting to have the kids there was lots of suspicious things and eventually you know when you get interrogated in a chinese jail they get information out of you i would imagine yeah they wait There's some techniques. Yeah, so they have been sentenced to death. Fuck them. Since when does the Chinese government care about killing children? There was a boy who died, Carl.

Is this a new thing? Okay, fair enough. There's a boy who died. Yeah, okay. So there's one count against the two. This is such a fucked up story, but that's our scumbrate this week. I do want to say that I got to give China credit that they are actually sentencing the girlfriend to death too for egging him on. Like, I don't think that would happen in the U.S.

Oh, no. No, no, no. She's like trying to kill herself or something. She gets probation. They'd say she was distraught and mentally ill. She, I mean, she has kind of a great American alibi. She slid her own wrist. This guy was the problem.

Right. Clearly. Right, exactly. This was the U.S. Crohby bringing her to band practice next week as his new girlfriend. Fucking his new, the isotope's new Yoko. Yeah, exactly. Just sit right on Carl's amp.

It's fine. It's fine. Just sit right on Carl's amp and watch us all. Yeah, here's a microphone. Don't worry. Yeah, just join in. Yoko's the best singer. Ladies and gentlemen,

that is this week's scum parade and this week's episode of the creep off thank you for joining us we love you we're going to have a new patreon episode out soon so keep an eye out for that uh visit us patreon dot com backslash the creep off all the money goes to me fuck carl yeah starting this month which is annoying which was yesterday yeah so if we can um stop donating to patreon until it comes back to me listen every dollar you donate this month is just going to be hysterical and piss off carl So I think if there's ever a time to jump on board, it would be now. Also, if you want to buy stock and Papa Johns, now is probably a pretty good time. It's a pretty good time. I'm not going to lie.

Extra pepperoni, it's going to be hard to come by in Rochester over the next couple months. Before we leave, I want to tell everybody, we got this awesome video made by our buddy Dave from Canada. It's got a song by a band called The Eels on it. It's pretty fun. It's a fun version of our show, like if it was. produced, say, by HBO or Showtime to be a show. So I threw that in there for the end of the show. Thank you for watching. We'll see you next week. Don't forget to vote at the creepoff.com. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice.

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