The Creep Off - Episode 95: Prognosis Screw Loose

Episode Date: January 11, 2022

This week country roads take Karl & Vinnie to West Virginia to search for the biggest creep from the Mountain State: In the Scum Parade we meet a randy door dasher, a scorched lover and a self-proclaimed millionaire who just wanted to be loved. 

Let's recap last week's episode, shall we? Sure, yeah, let's do it. Hey, everyone, Tucker Dixon here with your weekly recap. After a brief hiatus so that Carl could spread COVID to all the local children, and Vinny could play with the Batmobile so he surely bought himself for Christmas. We're back with the biggest creeps of 2021. Carl showed us not only is he not a quomosexual, he's a quomophobe. You know, Carl, the Cuomo brothers are New York's Baldwin brothers,

just not as handsome, smart, or charming, or talented. But they do have a lot higher body count. Vinny's creep showed us why Carl never calls me back after I leave a voicemail though I specifically tell him to every time. He was jaded by podcast hitman. Finally, in the year's biggest missed opportunity, Croix decided to berate a grieving family instead of bringing in the real biggest creep. We all know, it's Carl.

Also the website. Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now If you ain't any of these type of things I'm going to give the people what they want

Sensation horror shock I'm gonna deliver the goods Because I'm alive And I'm not backing down Cuckoo Cuckoo Well I had a few chardonnays What of it

Disgusting Disgusting Vomomomit-inducing thing Ola Creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps i'm your host viny some of you just know me as the people's champ also joining me in the studio is a guy whose smile just does not fit his face it's carl everybody hey what's happening

vini i feel like your energy level is a little off today it's uh the news of bob sag and hitting you a little too hard today i uh a lot of deaths that i don't feel very good about right now Yeah. Number one, Bob Sagitts. Why did he have to get boosted? You know, it really is a shame. Let's not start this. Are we taking off of YouTube yet?

Let's not go this route. He's dead. And then the dolphins fired the first coach who got him two winning seasons. Dolphins end of the year strong. They were making a push at the playoffs there. They had won like seven in a row at one point. And then you fire the coach. So that's what you should do is fire the guy who coach your team out of the worst slump.

they've had since Camp Cameron If they wanted to fire him mid-season No one would have complained or argued But why wait for the guy to put together a serious run And then let him go? It's really stupid I'm my soul hurts today That's all I'm going to say

So I'm ready to do a show The bills back-to-back AFC East winners Actually Carl The good news is the results are in from last week's Oh shit episode Yeah what was up with our website People were having a hard time voting

I don't even know if this kind of counts this vote. Because people were trying to vote for Chris Cuomo and they couldn't find it. Couldn't find out where to go. I'm so goddamn at By Witsend. Our server that our website is on had some type of crash. Yeah. The guy who owns it has been trying to get it repaired.

But he also just had a premature baby. Okay. My buddy Brian Ball, if he's listening. Hi, a little DJ, trying not to stink up the place. Fucking babies. So he's busy. And the website's fucked. voting is going to be

on our Patreon page. It's free to vote. It's just on the front page as a post. I didn't see the results, Vinny. What happened last week? Well, Carl. I brought Chris Cuomo. Ready for some fake energy? Here we go. That was a strong one right there. You really felt like Chris Cuomo was going to do it, didn't you?

Yeah, I did. I felt good about it. I felt good about it. I felt like I brought a pretty compelling argument, too. I had a bunch of information and facts and things. One of the worst picks ever. The only person who's ever done a worst pick on a episode of the show is Kroge. Oh, gosh. Because he had it in the fucking bag

and decided to let it slip through his fingers. Ladies and gentlemen, the podcast, Shitman! Is the biggest creep of 2021. That's right,

ladies and gentlemen. Wow. You know what that means? The victory. Oh, yeah. Exhaute to your true believer. Look who's in a better mood all of a sudden. Look is no longer upset about Bob Saggett and the Dolphins.

Winhousing for the winhousing. I don't like how happy you are. Well, what are you going to do? I find it annoying. All right. Well, that wrapped up 2021 onward. I ended as strong as the dolphins did. That's right.

That's right. So onward, we're in the new year and we're talking about the new year. And what did we decide was going to be the topic this week? Well, we went back to where we were. Before we got through the holidays, which was we were going through random states, just like Patrick Michael. Yes. We learned to do it from him. We put out a poll this week, the great state of West Virginia one.

Great? Have you been to West Virginia? Great for our purposes. Well, that's a good point. Yeah. Fantastic for our purposes. I mean, I watched a video today, Carl, just looking through West Virginia shit. Yeah.

Of inbred people that were so fucking inbred. They couldn't speak. Yeah. They were just like, rher, rha, and like making grud noise. and the one of them kept pointing at the flowers because that's where they buried his brother. It was the fucking craziest video I've ever seen. West Virginia seems terrifying. We have a fun job, don't we, Vinny?

It was haunting. That guy's grunts were fucking haunting. You love it. Are you ready to get started? How long are we going to put this off for you? Let's get into it. Start it up. Take it away, Vinny.

You won, so you go first. Tell me who is the creepiest West Virginia nerd. There's a few things I look for when trying to pick up. a creep when you have to pick. There's lots of things you can pick from an entire state. Yep. You look for child dittling. You look for. Cannibalism. Child rape. You look for

cannibalism is a big one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. True. Either way, West Virginia, chocker box full of it all. Yeah. But boy, this story just fucking hit me wrong. Okay. This guy is a fucking creep and his name is Benjamin Taylor. Okay. A lot of people

wanted me to pick Ethan Ralph here because apparently he's for West Virginia, but I didn't do it because Carl said I wasn't allowed to because he loves him so much. Yeah, me and Ethan Earleff are good buddies, so. Yeah, I know. That's the story I'm hearing. So my creeps name is Benjamin Taylor. Now, Taylor, he was a father of one son, whom he did not have custody of. And he was a construction worker in Jackson County in West Virginia. According to his Facebook page in his profile bio, he wrote that he is, quote, dead inside, end quote, and his photo cover posted the quote i will never apologize for being a sex freak okay here's a fun picture of facebook here's a great picture of him let's see oh there he is oh gosh yeah that's benjamin taylor

yeah 31 years old at the time i think i went to high school with that guy he looks like the guy who put the fell on the fire pit he actually does yeah oh that's him he kind of looks like i'm yeah yikes so he met a mother of four named a manna adkins who had moved to us virginia from maryland they started dating. Wait, wait, wait. This woman moved to West Virginia. Crazy, right? It was in a different state and decided to relocate to West Virginia. Correct. Okay, all right. I'll try to process this. All right.

Keep going. Yeah, that song's fucking catchy. That whole take me home shit. That's catchy. Until you get there. That fucking song blows. John Denver deserted to fly into the side of a fucking mountain. A Muppet-loving asshole. Fuck you, John Denver. I'll fight you. No one's going to survive this episode. Okay, he's got John Devere in a headlock.

So they started dating in July of 2016, and it was not long until Benjamin moved in. Okay. Or is that? Yeah, Benjamin moves in. Now, do you have four kids? Four kids. Great. Youngest 10 months old.

Awesome. It's always good to invite a dead inside sex-free construction workers to come live with you and your four children. Sure. What could go wrong? What could possibly go wrong? Well, according to Benjamin, nothing went wrong. One night, the morning of October 3rd, he had stayed up very, very late. And around 5 a.m., he said he had had a couple of beers, and he wanted to do some laundry.

So he turned on some headphones and did some laundry with the baby. Okay. Past that, he says he doesn't know what happened. He blacked out. He doesn't know. He had a couple of beers. He was just doing laundry with the baby. I've done laundry blackout.

Yeah, I get it. Who does it sober? Right. That'd be a waste of time. We have to go with Amanda's version of events because, you know, obviously, Benjamin, he blacked out. He doesn't know what happened. Benjamin has no idea what could have happened here. And Amanda wasn't there, so I don't know that we can trust her either. Right.

But she came down to the basement of her house to find her boyfriend at the time kneeling over her naked daughter with his trousers unbuttoned. She told the court, I was confused. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was, quote, drying her. off. But as she approached, she noticed that her daughter's face was covered in blood. Well, that's why you need to be dried off, I suppose. The baby was also making gurgling sounds and was cold to the touch. Okay. After rushing unconscious, M. L.I. upstairs, who's 10 months old, by the way. Amanda called 911 in the recording plate in the court, which, because this eventually did go to court, Amanda was heard screaming.

I think he fucking raped her. Oh, God, okay. Before telling the dispatcher that Emily is bleeding from her vagina. Oh. Amanda was then heard screaming to Taylor, what the fuck were you doing? Why is she naked? The fuck are you doing? That's it.

Now, if you're not convinced this guy is a creep yet. Yeah, what else I need to know? He stood there silent and did nothing to help. Okay. The police showed up, obviously. baby was rushed to the hospital. The jurors were actually played the body camera footage of the officers talking to Benjamin. What did you do? He was not very forthcoming. Oh, no? No. He, you know, they kept saying to him, hey, man, tell us what happened. Tell us what's happened.

Oh, and then he pulled out his guitar and went, He said, I don't know. I, uh, you know, I was in the basement doing laundry with the baby. Everyone was asleep. I tried to change the baby's diaper. Okay. He said. Sure. But then he says, you know, no, no, I didn't even do that. I was blackout drunk. I don't remember anything. Okay. That's what he settles on. And a cop said, hey, could you lift up your shirt? And when he did on the body cam footage, he revealed a patch of blood on his stomach. Okay. And he told deputies the blood stain must have come from when he picked up the baby. Deputies discovered large amounts of blood on various blankets and clothing items in the, in the basement.

there's a lot of blood guys and according to the complaint taylor then said without solicitation but that baby's blood's not on my crotch i washed that off he goes there's no baby blood on my crotch it's just on my stomach and they said well we're going to have to examine you and as they examined him they discovered that he had blood on his navel his chest also inside his pants on his groin and then he looked down and realized that his bloody penis was in view of the cop and tried to wipe off the blood off of his dick quickly so the cops would not notice it. It's a good move right there.

Yeah, full view of the cops. Good thinking, buddy. Jesus Christ. They also found blood on his inner thighs. It was all from... All right, we get it. He's covered in a 10 months old blood. All over.

Yeah. Now, she's rushed to a Charleston hospital where she was later pronounced brain dead. Carl, he fucked this kid's brains out. He literally fucked this kid his 10-month-old baby's brains out. She dies two days later.

The mom didn't know what else to do, so they ended up pulling the clog getting this poor little baby. Yeah, him too, right? Well, he stayed silent. He just, I don't know what happened the entire time. Infuriating during the trial, sat there, didn't say a word. The only time he showed an ounce of any type of acknowledgement of what happened.

Yeah. Is when they found out he got life in prison without parole. Okay. He started crying a little. You didn't like that? He didn't like that. Not a lot of children to rape in prison. And I will tell you, people in West Virginia, I got to say, I'm making fun of them today, but I like them because they started a petition of whitehouse.

Gov to have this man hung in public. Oh, cool. That'd be fun. Yeah, man. They should do that. Put it on Facebook live. Hell. Yes, don't you think so?

I was like, good on you, Virginia. I'll give that some West Virginia. Some stars. Now, I do have a video for you. This is how horrific the court case was and the testimony in this whole thing. Okay. Now, you know how reporters I would to make everything. about themselves. Yeah. Here is exactly that. And on a personal note, I do want to say I want

to thank everybody who has stopped to tell us kind words when we went into gas stations to people the hundreds of comments and messages that I've received thanking me for covering this story. But I want you to keep in mind what the media is going through as a result of this story is nothing compared to what Emily Berringer's family is going through, what the Adkins family is going through. So please, if you believe in it, keep them in your thoughts and prayers. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck. Who fucking cares! They did the whole story about him being sentenced to life in jail,

and then she had to end with that. Yeah. And that's why she's my creep. Yes, all right. No, my creep is... I love to news reporter, making it about her. No, my creep is the guy who fucked the baby to death. Okay.

Yeah. What was he drinking, though? You said he was drinking beer? Might have been some powerful, strong beer. He might have gotten those, what are those fancy white claws? Yeah, the surge. Oh, he had some white claws. Watch out. Those are 8%.

Got a couple surges in them, and that baby started looking mighty good, sashing around in her little onesie. All right. Are you ready for my West Virginia? Are you done with your presentation? Is Hillary Clinton Bend to West Virginia? What are we doing? No, but Chris Cuomo was. No, I'm just kidding.

All right. I actually, I did think about Richard O'Hita, who lives in West Virginia, decided not to do that. I'd find someone who's a little creepier than that. And so I'm going to present to you the biggest creep who was born in West Virginia, Konova, West Virginia on October 14th, 1953. A sexual sadist, a man who thought nothing of abusing, mutilating, stabbing women. He was a man who had a ferocious hatred of women. At his peak, the police of the killers victims were discovered at a

rate of one every other week. The evidence revealed that a depraved serial killer was on the loose. Each crime scene was like somebody crazed, not even somebody, some thing, monster type. You know, it was just terrible. That monster was 31-year-old army veteran and divorced father of two, Bobby Joe Long. Bobby Joe Long is my West Virginia creep that I'll be presented. today. Let's talk about what this guy was up to. Bobby Joe Long. In a single spree, he killed 10 young women and not only killed them, abducted them,

subjected them to dreadful abuse. He was, without question, one of the most dreadful, depraved killers in recent times in the United States. How did this come about, Vinny? How do you build someone like this? I don't have to shout out Cam Critical on the YouTube. He said his name is BJ Long. B.J. Long. Very good.

All right. All right. Well, apparently this guy had a lot of accidents when he was growing up. As a child long suffered many accidents, head injuries that caused several periods of unconsciousness. Some were minor, like falling from a swing. Others were more serious, falling down. stairs and being thrown from a horse. One of his most serious injuries

occurred at the age of seven when he was hit by a car. The accident left him with a deformed jaw and teeth. All right. Where, where? He fell off the swing. What are you trying to tell me here? Getting hit by a car probably seems worse. Well, it's interesting because I can obviously relate to the deformed teeth thing.

But there's also something that I think you can relate to here. Like to see this kid get through life with clubbed feet. Yeah. well that'd be rough too long had also been born with a condition that would later in life prove a challenge to his masculinity he had Kleinfelter syndrome which meant he had two X chromosomes and one Y now one of the symptoms of that is it gives a young boy as he grows into into adolescence significant extra estrogen high levels of the female hormone can result in and developing enlarged breast tissue called gynumastia.

This happened to Bobby Joe Long, to his great embarrassment, and I think also heightened the fact that he loathed women. That's right. He was born with tits. I don't know what you are referring to, sir. Deformed teeth and tits. It was like some kind of... It would be like our baby.

Yeah. He actually had to have breast reduction surgery. That kid will have fucked up teeth in perfect. tits. It'll be unbelievable. You can do worse. You can do worse, people. I hate you so much. Well, despite all of this, he in 1974 was married to his high school sweetheart, and they had a

couple of kids. Tits and all, huh? And well, he had them removed. He did have them surgically removed. You could do that? Yep. And, uh, Vinny, well, now that you're getting that sweet Patreon money, you can start saving up for it.

He's, he's an adult now. He's married. He has children, and, you know, he's hitting his head a lot of times when he was younger. And then as an adult, this happens. On March the 14th, 1974, Long sustained another serious head injury in a motorcycle accident, and his behavior changed dramatically. I think that if possible, the motorcycle accident just kind of knocked the screw loose that was holding everything together at the time.

By the way, that's his wife, his ex-wife, that. a medical professional talking about how when you hit your head at Knoxie Screw Loose. Sure. Most of my medical knowledge came from old Batman episodes. He has a screw loose, Robin. He's fucking stupid idiots. So this guy hits his head real hard. He's in the hospital for a long time.

And then he forgot who everybody was. And he's got some weird behaviors going on. Whilst in the hospital, the nursing staff noticed that he masturbated constantly. Long was released five months. later. Jacking it, jacking it, jagging it, jack. Spiking it, jacking it, spiky smack. So this guy's all horned up.

He's just jerking off going, man, I wish I still had those tits. He's in the hospital over five months and just whack it in front of the nurses. And they let him out, huh? I guess that gets annoying. And then they let him out. And he comes home to his wife. And this is his wife talking here. He was leaving the house at nighttime telling me that he just needed to go out and clear his mind and get away from

the kids and myself and everything. And, you know, in my heart, I felt like he was probably seeing somebody. Bobby Joe Long didn't have a lover. He had a secret sadistic hobby, raping women. He had a secret hobby. Rape.

I love that delivery. I like how it's described as a hobby. He had a secret hobby. Raping women. Yeah. In fact, this guy had an interesting move when it came to this. I think you'll find this interesting

Over approximately 10 years long sexually assaulted At least 50 women across Florida These were completely random victims And were impossible to connect The unknown offender became known as the classified ad rapist What he would do is he would answer questions people put in the classifieds Carl he raped 50 women in Florida In Florida

Out ofounce He was born in the West Virginia Born in West Virginia. Out of bound. So, out. Anyway, the point is, is that... The point is, you didn't pick someone from the state. He's from West Virginia, we're talking about.

Of course he's from the state. But if all of his crimes are committed in Florida... Oh, stop with the technicality bullshit. You know you're losing this week. Stop it already. I don't think I am. So for 10 years, he's married to his wife, and he's out raping women at nighttime. Well, he's also getting kind of abusive with his wife, so she finally divorces him.

And this is the beginning of a new hobby, I guess we'd like to say. Long had decided that his only true satisfaction would be in a great many sexual partners. Bobby Joe Long had a fresh hunting ground of Tampa Bay, where just raping and abusing women was no longer enough. He would go from being the classified ad rapist into a serial killer. Is that the Robin Leach of true crime? It sounds like that. Who the fuck is this guy? I don't know. The point is, many, this guy after being a rapist, as his hobby, decides, I'm going to up a notch.

Sometimes you want a doggie bag. Starts picking up prostitutes and other women. And he's raping them and then murdering them and then leaving them all over the place. And no one can solve it because there's no connection here. And he just continues to get away with it. for months at a time, finally he picks up a 17-year-old girl who he brings back to his house, which he didn't normally do. And this woman, Lisa, yeah, like, stayed with him for a while.

She was getting raped on and off, but she was acting like she liked him and being like, hey, you know, we're friends. This is all good kind of thing. So he decided to let her go after having her 26 hours. You're all right. You could go ahead. Yeah, he just dropped her off in a parking lot. Well, then he went on to go ahead and murder a few.

more women, but because this girl had gotten so much information about him, they eventually figured out that he was the one who abducted her. This is his confession to the police. I knew what would lead to me getting caught. What if you were going to? I just knew what. I knew she saw me. I had a pretty good idea she could see underneath the blindfolds. And it was a real type of we were trying to decide if I should let her go or not. So he knew that she was going to be able to figure out who he was. And he let her go anyway.

And the dumb thing that he did was he had the carpet in his car was like a red carpet. And that red carpet, like the little fibers of it, ended up on every single victim. So they were able to connect him to all of the different murders. He finally confessed to it. And just in 2019, he was finally executed by the state. of which state. Well, West Virginia is what we'll say. Carl, are you lying to myself and the audience?

I might not have researched that thoroughly, Mr. Polino. So that is my creep this week. Bobby Joe Wong, fascinating story. And maybe we'll revisit him when we go to Florida sometime. Maybe we will. Carl, that was a great. That guy is definitely a creep. And also, he's also

They thought that it was like a serial killer All right That lady's so happy I love it You could vote this week at patreon.com Backslash the creep off That is where the poll will be Okay cool

So go to Patreon to vote Oh you know what I forgot to mention Just a fun detail The reason why he hates women so much So his mom was poor And they lived in a studio apartment together And they slept in bed together Into his teenage years

Oh, that would make me hate women He slept in the same bed with his mom as a teenager. All right. So, yeah, there's a theory that when he was murdering these women, he was just trying to murder his mom over and over again. That's. Yeah, that is fucked. That is fucked.

Pretty fucked. Okay. Well, let's move on. That is the competition. Remember, patreon.com, backslash the creep off to vote this week. I want to thank a listener in the discord, my man, Freddie, sent me this wonderful Chris Chan. Oh, yes.

silver coin from kiwi farms i love it thank you very much that's awesome and i got this uh opi hat crispy cream donuts camouflage opi hat love it which is really just the worst matches my outfit today though you know what though if you had the same hair as riffraff yeah you'd wear this too rocky horn you'd put anything on top of that shit fucking opi does that it doesn't matter what rag you threw on top of your head that's a good point all right thank you freddie for those wonderful gifts now i also need to make an announcement i tweeted it earlier today i will be doing the polar plunge february 6th i lost to eric zane it's coming up it is coming up very quick i will be jumping in lake ontario and it's going to fucking suck

who's going to uh film that you okay yeah you're going to come and film it sounds cold i don't all right fine don't but either way it's going to happen february 6th i was jumping in the lake they are raising money for the good folks at the Special Olympics. Oh, yeah? So if you want to support the Special Olympics, while I do this, there is a link on there. If you want to throw five bucks or something like that, we appreciate it. Cool. Maybe if we raise enough money for the Special Olympics, they'll name one of the medals after me.

I want like the Browns medal to be called the I.E. Or something like that, I think, would be good. I don't think I could beat some of those kids. That is probably true. You're ready to do some voicemails? Yeah, let's do some voicemails. We have a sponsor for this? We certainly do.

The Creep-off voice mail segment is brought to by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse recently had wind chills of negative 25 degrees. This is one of several differences between us and hell. See you in Syracuse. Very good. Subtle differences. Subtle differences between you and hell. All right.

First one, and I got to tell you, this is goddamn tragic. I don't know how else to put it. Okay. Vinny tragedy has finally come to the world of pizza Little Caesars has bumped the price from $5 hot and ready

to $5.5.15. Vinny, what inflation is out of control? 11% inflation. Oh my God, come on. Vinnie, what are you going to do? What are we going to do? What am I going to do?

I'm going to pay the extra 55 cents with Carl's Patreon money. That's the fuck I'm going to do. Fuck! yeah you know it really you don't realize how bad inflation is until it actually hits home until it gets right to your doorstep it adds up 55 cents here 55 cents there breakfast lunch that wife here isn't enough to eat every day does she what's that that wife here doesn't have to eat every day does she just cut out a meal or two yeah people already think I starve her all right

I'm one of those people this is a question for you someone called the creep off and I'm going to you're going to ask a WATP question. Hey, Vinny, this is actually a voicemail for WATP. A question with Carl. He always got his usuals over there, like Crohn's and Andy and Chris, and sometimes you're on there. Is Carl, does he butt fuck all the regulars, or are they all butt fucking him? How does that work?

Well, I'd love to answer the question for you. I know since you've been on, but I don't know, maybe. Okay, well, thank you, fuck you, goodbye, or whatever the new sign-up is supposed to be. that's gross you nailed it and uh we fuck carl i'm a bottom in all of this yeah that's a weird question um i have a voicemail that i wanted to play i'm sure you do for us hey this is for the creep off uh i'm going through old episodes and i just want to let you guys know that not all male nurses are creepy most of them are but uh I'm not. I mean, all the guys that I work with, I'm pretty sure are, like, you know, rapists and shit.

But I'm a, I'm a cool dude. So stop giving us a bad name. Okay. Thanks. Bye. The male nurse unicorn decided to call us. Yeah, I know. Also, you listen to the show. That means you are a creep. Yeah, you can't. That's by creeps, four creep, sir. By definition, you are a creep if you enjoy this show. Yep. Just wanted to make sure you know that. but we do appreciate you listening. Thank you.

Here's a fun voice now. It is for you. I got to tell you, something weird happened. Yeah. We got two voicemails in a row that were not advocating us to kill ourselves. Oh, great.

Hey, Val. Hey, Vinnie. Absolutely love the show. Thank you. Unfortunately, I am a poor bastard. They got all produced from the beautiful spot known as Richmond, Virginia,

to move to the wonderful city of Syracuse and the way you guys bash on the city of Syracuse brings joy to me every single time I listen. Keep it up. Thanks. Bye. Syracuse blows.

It sure does suck. And this one, I got to tell you. This one made me happy. I smiled a little bit. Hey, you guys. Cheryl Palt BP. They say the absence makes the heart grow fonder. And I just want to let you guys know,

it really sucked missing you guys that week. But it made me realize, it's my fucking favorite podcast. You know, the only Patreon I subscribe to anymore. And keep doing what you're doing. like i fucking love this podcast the best one i've ever listened to uh i'm not don't expect you to play this or anything i just want to let you guys know that happy new year uh bye i was really waiting for the other shoot a drop there nothing that was just a sincere that was just someone being sincere that they enjoyed this show is that what you just played ridiculous but thank you it's

not april first it is not april first all right and uh there was one other thing i wanted to mention. I saw a comment on the poll this week. Okay. That was on Patreon, like we said. And I just want to we had a listener who posed a question on there, and I wanted to answer it directly on the show. Oh, great.

Sorry, I accidentally close the window, kids. I'll fix it in post. This one came in from Miss Muggle. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. Sorry. Serious question. My boyfriend, who got me hooked on the creep off.

number one loves the creep off number two listens to watp number three sometimes goes to sleep listening to shamis number four does ddp yoga should i be worried because by that logic i just voted my boyfriend to be creep of the ear the uh ddp thing is what makes me the most nervous out of all of those i mean going to sleep listening to shamus that's a good way to get to sleep i'll tell you shamus has put me to say i i mean i don't know how i survive the 12 hour podcast I know how you did. You talked over it the whole fucking time. Yeah, it's the only way to stay away. I know exactly you survived it. Now, oh, fuck, I just lost my train of thought. Oh, sorry. It's all right. And I had nothing good to say anyway. So either way. Oh, DDP. Yeah. Did I tell you

about the time I met DDP? No, I don't think he did. Yeah, I got to hold his belt. He had the WCW championship belt, the real McCoy. Yeah. Heavy motherfucker. I got to hold it. And he looked me and said hey man listen thanks it's really great to meet you thanks for uh coming today and uh listen here's a coupon for a free 30 days to ddp yoga it'll change your life that so that is all that guy does is shill his fucking yoga man i mean he's the worst guest on any show that's all he wants to talk about all he did was just basically like fat shaming and i was like oh nice to meet you too mr page well he's trying to help you yeah we're all trying to help you we're all trying to help you the way that I do is just by

shaming you into thinking that maybe pizza isn't as delicious as you think it is how could you possibly shame me into believing that I'm gonna keep trying yeah pizza's not cool only nerds eat pizza vitty yeah that's gonna work for losers yeah you know that well guess what if pizza's pizza is for losers

I'm a fucking loser why don't you kill me oh my gosh I got to ISO that one let's see that dick all right buddy Relax over there. Carl, stop being mean to me. You ready to do the scum parade?

Yeah, let's do it. Do it up. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's the scum parade. Oh, no, it's a scum parade. Look out for the scum parade. Making Vinnie's Day. It's day.

This really does make your day. I love that song. No, we really do. mean these stories. You love these stories. You love finding them. You love sending them. You love reading them. I want to thank again my boy gangrenously, our boy Alex. He sends

me so many great stories. I don't feel like I get to do the deep dives that I want to do anymore. I used to like to sit down with a cup of coffee and start Google it. I fucking just look at a message from this kid and it's like nine stories of just atrocity to choose from. And that's just

Syracuse. Every week with the Syracuse. So I'll tell you what. Let's start off with a topic that we've been discussing on the show lately. These are door dashers. Yep. They could be a problem. And why wouldn't they be? Exactly.

Frankly, you're not employed by this app. You can do whatever the fuck you want, buddy. Oh, my boss is going to yell at me. Yeah, I know, exactly. Power off. Oh, no, I can't go into work tomorrow. Oh, no. Oh, bummer.

Oh, boy, oh, boy. San Antonio police have arrested him in charge for exposing himself outside of home after a grocery delivery. Okay. Xavier Downs, 29, was seen on a ringed doorbell camera, exposing his generals and masturbated. Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, spike in it, spike in it. Could you imagine just some guy walking down your pathway, holding your fucking groceries with what I would just fucking cranking one out with the other? All right. I have a problem with this, okay? Yeah.

Because honestly, he did nothing wrong. If there wasn't a camera in the doorbell, no one would have known he was jerking up. They were peeping on him technically. Yeah, he's binding his own business. jerking off where he doesn't think there's anybody watching and there isn't there's no one there watching him it's the problem is we're putting cameras everywhere that's what the problem is not people jerking off in public there's too many cameras minding his own business is what the hamburgers used to say about little Carl what he was going through a certain age oh where's Carl oh he's minding his own business again it's that third time today smells like a swimming pool the cars are passing me by they honking So he was arrested in charge with a decent exposure. Went back to his vehicle after delivering the customer's groceries from a store called H-E-B. Yeah. Which I think is H-B.

It's a grocery store. Heeb? H-E-B. Oh, it's just H-E-B. Yeah. Okay, because I thought it was like kosher or something. He left the bags at the front door. You thought that was a Jewish thing?

I don't know. All the hebes are going down to heave. Okay. had Matzell as she had he brand Matza. Yep. Okay. That's interesting. He left the bags of the front door and did not have contact with the customers. The arrest report stated shortly after the customer had a motioned

a notification from the front door camera. That's what it recorded Downs exposing himself while masturbating while looking towards the door. Downs put his penis back into his shorts and left when he heard a dog barking from inside the home. Yeah, dogs turn me off too. If you don't want to watch your delivery guy

jerking off, stop filming him jerking off. That's all I have to say about that. And that's the creeps. Exactly. Actually, no, he's still a creep because he apparently, he had done this before back in February. This is the first time. This was not the first time. They actually connected him to another incident while he was working for DoorDash this time.

Who doesn't get horny working for DoorDash? Oh, my God, all the food and the pizza. Did you imagine delivering pizza all day? You're going to get horned up too. Dude, a DoorDash or stole my fucking pizza. Yeah, I've had that. Just last week? Yeah.

I stopped using DoorDash because I actually got a bunch of barbecue from the diner Yeah. And I watched the person on the app pick up the food and then just park somewhere and eat it all. He never responded to me. He just ate my food. I'm not sorry. Dude, you know that's exactly what I would do.

If I was a fucking doorker, I would be, uh, do you remember? Smells delicious. You're like, why am I going to give this to this guy? I'll just eat it myself. Do you remember Chris Farley and Billy Madison just eating all the kids' lunches just sitting next to the bus with all the lunchbox just strewed around them? That would just be me in the middle of a parking lot. I'm surprised you haven't done that yet, to be honest with you. Just coming to mine now.

All right. Day is young. I'm sure they'll let me. I'm a flawless citizen. Okay. I'm sure I had passed the prerequisites for fucking DoorDash at least. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. I'm better than dirt.

Not that fancy storepon dirt. As long as they don't have Google, you'll be fine. Jesus Christ. So, he's trying. with a decent exposure and connection to this other delivery in February 21 as well. So there you go. There you go. Now, let's talk about some more food-induced crimes, shall we?

Yeah. January 3rd, I believe this happened in Indiana. A pregnant employee at a Long John Silver's restaurant was kicked in the stomach by a woman because she would not sell her a single hush puppy. You know, it's interesting. These people all wanted 15 bucks an hour. And when you start making the big bucks, your job gets harder. the you know money moe problem exactly they didn't realize it's like well yeah you're going to get

kicked in the stomach when you're pregnant when you're making that kind of righteous bucks and the customer is always right because it was always right footed I listen to you the other club foot it I get it thank you the 20 year old victor was working yesterday afternoon at the Evansville eatery when a customer came to the drive-throom requested one hush puppy now they're usually sold in pairs for a dollar 95 you know it's interesting Vinie I have the audio of them. They were at another restaurant earlier in that day. How much for order our ribs?

Uh, $250. $2.50? How many ribs do I get with that? Uh, about five. Five. So I guess that's about 50 cents a rib, huh? Yeah, about. Okay, let me get one.

Right on. One order, one other ribs. No, no, no, no. One ribs. One rib. I sure am hungry. Make that one rib to go. One rib.

Okay. Think you could pick a longer seed? Yeah. I could have picked that a longer seed. Well, after that, he asked for just a sip of soda for 15 cents. Yes. When the worker told... I love the way they described this person.

When they told the fritter fan that the seafood chain only sold the deep-fried deluxe delicacy in orders of two, the driver became incensed and yelled a racial slur at the victim while at the drive-thru window. As you would. Uh-huh. I mean, if you haven't yelled a racial slur at a fast food employee, what are you even doing? Why even go to Long John Silver's? What's the point?

I could not think of the last time I've ever or would go to a Long John Silver's for anything. I don't think they have them around here, do that? No, they don't. I would know. A second woman in the car then became calm. the restaurant numerous times demanding to speak to the manager. Okay. So there's two women in this car freaking the fuck out

because they won't, I mean, are they going to split the one fucking hush puppy? That's the confusing part of this. It feels like they're telling him no, we'll give you two. If you like this, treat, maybe you'd have a second one. Yeah, they sell just the one. Hey, listen, they're little tiny balls. They come

in pairs. Yeah, that's why they work. It seems like a good thing that they're making them buy two. I mean, would you ever get upset with an employee telling you it to buy more food? Oh, me, no. Yeah. I'd say, why, thank you. Right.

You have more? You know, if you get the meal comes with fries and a Coke, yes, of course. I gotta be honest with you. I don't think they've ever had the opportunity to sell me more. Yeah, that's probably true. They're like, yes, sir, do you want us to, oh, you already said supersized. Okay, yeah, you got it.

I'm fucking Ryback over here. Feed me more. The passenger then entered the long John Silver and began throwing things around before she kicked the victim in the stomach and ran from the store. That's a weird move. I like to think they did, I haven't seen the videotape of it, but I like to think it's like a front forward kick. Do you think so? I'm not like a standing sidekick.

I don't think they did like a ninja style. Yeah. I think this had to be like just a straight foot in front of you kick to the pregnant woman's belly. Like a David Beckham style kick is what you're thinking here. Either way, they jumped into a Toyota Camry and a drove away. Witnesses could record the vehicle's license plate. Employees described the driver as a black woman aged 30 to 40 who was wearing a purple shirt and a brown scarf. doesn't help at all a black woman wearing purple oh thanks for narrowing it down now we'll

definitely find who it was and uh the assailant of the cops though it was described as a black female of unknown age wearing scrub pants and a gray hoodie all right well i hope they find these people good luck good luck good luck good luck misdemeanor battery kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach over a fucking hush puppy it's interesting it is waterloo iowa carl yes a woman was giving two life sentences last monday for igniting a fire at a home that killed a mother and her son denise susanna o'brien 45 years old three names that's not good yeah that's what they should have seen it coming they always name all three when you're at court was found guilty on two counts of first-degree murder in november in the april 2018 deaths of

32 year old ashley smith and her nine-year-old son jacuan salas okay prosecutors alleged that o'brien started the fire in the early morning hours of april 22nd because she was angry that her on again an off-again boyfriend had spent the night with another woman at Smith's Waterloo home. From what I gather here, this is like an apartment building almost where there's lots of different people that live there? Well, it sounds like it's a house because there are a lot of people who live there. Yeah. But there were people on the first floor and then the second floor, and people on the second floor

were the ones who weren't able to get out. Right. Because what this woman did was she set fires at the front door and the back door. To make it very difficult to escape. Yes. And what I find interesting is she didn't kill the right. right person. No, right even a little bit. She's, I mean, she's very unlucky this poor woman. She's setting fires, trying to kill people, not even killing the right person. It's funny. She knew that

because she sent a text message to the ex-boyfriend saying, karma coming for you and I hope it hurts prior to setting the fire. That's not what karma is. Right. That's not how karma works. You can't take overt action and call that karma. That's not what that is. Yeah. Well, hours after the blaze, O'Brien allegedly texted her boyfriend the following. If I ain't have bad luck, I'd have none at all. Yeah. See? She couldn't even get the guy.

So unlucky. The courier reported at the sentencing, Smith's mother Sheila Kraft wrote, You are evil. You killed two beautiful souls over a guy who obviously didn't want you. You spoke of luck and karma. Well, I truly hope it gets you. You don't show any remorse for what you did.

You took everything. A piece of my heart is gone forever. Two life sentences. This is fucked. Setting houses on fire is no way. to resolve conflicts in your relationships. Is that what the takeaway is on this one? I think it's the moral of the story.

Yes, okay. This is such a fucked up story. He's spent the night over there with someone else. I'm going to burn the whole fucking place down everybody in there. Also, I think it's really brilliant that if you are going to commit a flirty text. Yeah, if you're going to commit a heinous act, always make sure that you have some types of text communication with the victims to let them know what your motives are, when you're going to do it, well, how you're going to do it.

Like, these are very important things to do when you're a criminal. Very smart. Now, I got to tell you. Our last creep, though. Yes. Holy fuck. This guy's a problem. Yeah.

Ramon Marcio Martinez, 39 years old of Salt Lake City, was arrested December 29th in charge with aggravated kidnapping and assault. The self-proclaimed millionaire, which I didn't know you were allowed to do that. I didn't know that either self-proclaimed millionaire, is he or not. Right. Like, they didn't want to do the research. Like, he told him. as he was, I don't know. He's from Utah. He allegedly kidnapped a woman and held her

captive for weeks in his home. Okay. Where he repeatedly beat her and carved the number six into her hand to represent woman's six month deadline to quote, love him or be killed. That's very short-sighted to carve the number into her hand because two or three months later, she's like, look, and I still got six more months. He's like, oh, okay, yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, I don't think it was going to work that way. I could drag out for a long time. Lastly, at some point during the day, the victim said he grabbed a gun, pointed at her head. okay why doesn't she love him back i don't understand he choked her to the point of urination twice hold on a second she peed her pants there's all this thing as being choked to the point

of urination if you have to pee really bad somebody's choking you at that point you just got to go they're like why are your pants so wet they smell like pee oh well he choked me into the point right i peed myself he beat her in the face with a belt uh yeah he did a lot of things but like let me tell you something if this is all going down i swear to god i'm just like i love you i love you I love you. The whole time. The whole fucking time. I love you.

I love you. I'm fucking Tim Curry and home alone. I love you. Until that door opens up. Fuck yeah. So the victim whose identity was not revealed managed to escape with the single text message to her friend saying she was being held captive. The friend told police, which prompted the investigation. What was she trying to save money at her phone bill?

Why was there just a single text to one friend? I think she got a hold of the phone. Why isn't she blowing up every person? Nobody's phone. I don't think this guy gave her, like, access to a phone. When she got it, she did a good job with it. Okay. The victim had texted him begging for help and that she was scared for her life.

According to the police, they responded to Martinez's home where he answered the door, holding a handgun in the front pocket of his hoodie. It's a good way to create police officers. Police found the victim with bruises around her, both eyes. She complained of rib pain and difficulty breathing. She told police she'd been assaulted six times in the previous day alone. Hmm. Yeah. So once the date, are they going to get married?

What's going on? I don't think this is a love connection. After he was detained, he was taking to the hospital to check for high blood pressure. We confess to strangling the woman. She was taking in for- Why are they worried about his health? Who gets a shit? Die in the back of the car for all I fucking care, dude.

My heart is just pounding right now, officer. I really, I'd need to go to get checked up. And that's, I mean, they took him in there. they put a fucking blood pressure thing. I was like, yeah, he tried to straggler. He later admitted he had planned to move the woman to another residence in Arizona the night of his arrest. Police recommended that Martinez be held without bail

due to his giant collection of firearms and access to large amounts of money. He told the police he was a millionaire with businesses in California. Oregon. Oregon. And Arizona. A LinkedIn profile shows him Martinez is the CEO of TrueMed, a medical cannabis doctor referral service. Forfee, the company will connect patients to a doctor who will write a letter on behalf of the patient.

I got to say that even his business is short-sighted. Everything this guy does is very short-sighted. It's like medical marijuana is not a thing anymore. It's all just recreational. Yeah. You don't need a doctor anymore. You think maybe he was acting out at the decline of his business? Yeah, I think so.

Could be. Either way, he is our creep. Final creep in this week's scum parade. Thank you for tuning in. I hope you had a marvelous time. I hope all the merry marchers enjoyed. Yet another parade, the weekly parade that we do here on The Creep-O. Carl, I have a full scum stream ready to go.

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