The Creep Off - Episode 96: Drag & Drop

Episode Date: January 18, 2022

This week Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest White Supremacist: In the Scum Parade we meet a new mother, a man who went over the edge and a motocross circus stuntman who loves to mentor kids:  You can vote here Patreon.com/TheCreepOff

Hey everyone, Tucker Dixon here with your weekly recap. We started off last week with a bunch of bad news. The death of Bob Saget, the website being down, Vinny's friend child being born prematurely, and the Bill is winning the AFC East. But Vinny had a way of cheering us all up by bringing in a story about a man who raped an infant until it was brain dead. Anyways, Carl brought in a man who once looked at Virginia on a map

and then went to Florida and murdered a bunch of people. That's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock.

I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Michael Polpock has the tape. episode of The Creepoff. I am your host, Vinnie Paulino. I like pizza a lot and I eat a lot of pizza. Joining me as my co-host, Hot Cucca Carla. What is happening, Vinny? Live from your basement. That is correct. Look at us. We're doing this remotely instead of in your studio. This is great. This is the first time we've ever done it. And hopefully we can do this a lot more because I don't know if I could stand to be in the fucking room with you after the Bill's game. Also, the people at the

comedy club, hate my guts. So yeah, it's probably a better idea that we just do this remotely from here on out. Not big fans. Not a big fan, yeah. They heard you shit talk Danzig. Is that what happened? No. This is going to be an exciting day. It is a holiday. It's a national holiday today. Today we honor the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. No, actually, today is the day when all of those slaves in Texas found out that they had been freed two years earlier. That's my birthday, Juneteenth. oh this isn't juneth today no no no this is dr king day who's dr king what wait what is this he wait he was a slave was he freed no no he was a minister from selma alabama who a passive resistance to uh oppression and uh basically jim the the fucking separate but equal

bullshit laws in the south you know you'd be passive too if you were getting laid as much as that guy was that guy was pulling down so much tail why we got a fight why we got a fight i'm just saying he was really cool for a lot of reasons is all i'm trying to say all i want is a sandwich and a smoke and a day off and a day off well in honor of dr king today we are going to lampoon the worst enemies of dr king white supremacist today we are going to find the creepiest white supremacist how is this the first time we've done this category i don't know i think a lot of them have probably accidentally falling into this category today we're specifically looking for the creepiest white supremest

what about last week though vini uh don't we have to talk about the voting from last week and find out where we're at with that you sure you want to do that what's the score right now in this round i'm getting one to one it's one to one okay all right as and i need to win this in order to start getting the patreon money again because i'm not getting patreon money until i win again well not to you you have to win five in a row. Right. Yeah. Correct. Yeah, I have to win the whole round. Yeah. Yeah. So I would like to just keep this rolling as long as possible. Thank you, all my Vian Hunt and True Believers scum parade, Mary Marchers, and Creepomaniacs, brother. Carl, you lost.

Oh, please. It's trying to make a point. And this is a huge deal. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. My creep. Benjamin Taylor was way creepier than B.J. Long. Benjamin Taylor raped a baby to death. What was the final vote count? You lost by well over 30 votes. God damn it. I thought I did a pretty good job presenting my creep last week.

You had basically the true crime Robin Leach re-hearship for you. And he murdered her by candlelight in a fabulous shanty bar the creek. Just terrible, whoever that guy was. She died the way most people. would like to live. All right. Did you just do Dodd Pardo? I think so.

I don't watch life murdered by our special musical guest. Herald steak! I don't watch Life Sounds Rich and Famous. I can't do it. I feel like that was just one of those. You were born in the 80s and lived in the 90s kind of things that just wasn't rained on you. All right. Well, does that mean you're going to go first then for creepiest weather?

supremacist it does it does carl so up two to one all right ring that bell carl i think you'd agree with me when i say when trying to pick the creepiest anything sometimes what makes the creep is not so much the actions that these monsters are guilty of oh wait a second you're already trying to set something up here okay yep let's hear about the thought crime let's hear about these thought crimes here but the effects that they have on society okay okay and i've have to say my creep really is a lot of what's wrong with society he is so creepy and deluded that he is clearly at the top of the list for creepiest white supremacist and my creep today is a father of one his name Nathan Larson Nathan Larson I did not know that name when you sent

it over to me well he's not familiar creepy fact right out of the gate for a white supremist he uh I will say this he was a little liberal he did marry a trans man named Finn interesting all right whom he had a daughter with this apparently was an incredibly toxic relationship so confusing yeah okay oh i know it's like when you're gay that's the one thing you can't knock up the other person that's like the one benefit no no no no trans man is a woman to man no right isn't that the rules i mean that's the rules so if you if you date a man a man with an old with over oh whoa whoa whoa hate speech hate speech alert if you date a man someone who identifies the man that makes you a gay man right but if you come into them nine months later

all right i don't know okay all right either way they were in a relationship it was toxic this guy used to dead name her what him he used to dead name him i'm sorry all right you win this week that's that he would miss gender fin at every opportunity he also raped him a lot oh okay that's a problem yeah in fact the sexual abuse caused Finn to commit suicide. Wow. Yeah. An online posts on websites that Nathan Larson owned, he used to brag about raping his late ex-wife and wanting to rape his young daughter too. He would brag about this on the internet? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to talk lots about him, but let's thank God this guy relinquished the rights to his daughter. I'm just going to

start there. Now, does raping his trans spouse make him a racist? No. Most of the Certainly not, no. No, but certainly it does not. That's the last word I would use to describe that. It does make a creep, point one. But I can say one thing that does make him a little suspect on the racist list here is he was not a big fan of Barack Obama. Okay. I know a lot of people weren't.

A lot of people weren't. Carl, your hatred is based on policy, not skin color. Correct. Socialism is my problem, yes. There you go. Now, here's something he said on the internet. I don't even consider Barack Obama to be the first. black president he's the first mulata president our first oreo president he had to say he was

raised by white women wait a say did he steal that from my stand-up act that's messed up man that's he should give me credit well at least he was very upset with baroque obama being i do 12 minutes on how that guy's an orio cookie and it's it crushes it slays the room every time don't do that Don't do that. Don't do that. Tell on Mark at the Comedy Club, I'm happy to MC anytime. I'm available. December 2008, Larson sent an email to the United States Secret Service claiming, quote, I am writing to inform me that in the near future, I will kill the president of the United States of America. The email was easily traced back to him. He was subsequently arrested and prosecuted for making a death threat against the president. In May 2009, he pled guilty and was sentenced to 16 months in which.

prison oh is that what happened to kathy griffin too did she get 16 months in prison no no no no no no she actually got dropped down a peg she's an fless celebrity now oh is that what happened was on the d list now she's on the f list got it yeah he spent 16 months in jail and when he got out he had sending an email that's a really stupid reason to go to jail so they're not allowed to threaten the life of the no no i know i'm glad he went to jail I'm just saying, like, if you're trying to avoid prison, that's an easy way to avoid it. And that's like the least of the things this guy was doing. Okay.

So he was very upset after he was released because he was ordered to participate in mental health treatment programs. And he wrote an email scolding the judge for wasting taxpayer money on mental health treatment that he received because, quote, I'm not mentally ill. Said the mentally ill man. Of course you don't know that. You're mentally ill. That's how you don't know. He worked his days as an accountant, Carl. And after he got out, he started running websites in his spare time.

When he was not doing people's taxes, he ran sites with themes such as jailbate and zoophilia. He also read a pro-rape forum called Raping Girls is Fun. That was the name of it? Yes. He was also a prolific contributor to Wikipedia until he got caught. They figured out who he was, and they banned him. So he was very upset about being censored. and he decided that he was going to fix it all he decided that the system is the problem carl not his

beliefs i think he's the problem he decided he was going to run for congress carl oh good okay that's how you fix it you got to get involved that's right you can't just sit on your hands you right when you see injustice you need to act here's some quotes from an article he did with the huffington post he said people prefer when there's an outsider who doesn't have anything to lose and is willing to say what's on a lot of people's minds A lot of people are tired of political correctness and being constrained by it. Yeah, I mean, if you can't run a pro rap site, what country is this? I mean, I want to live in a free country.

I just love how Carl likes this guy. I know Carl likes this guy. So far, so good. What else you got? Now, he had quite the platform, Carl. Yeah. He released what he called his Larson for Congress manifesto. Probably not the best choice to call your-

The word manifesto is, yeah, not good. Not a good choice of words there. Nobody gets elected. Like, Joe Biden didn't release his manifesto for America. No. No. It should be a plan. Correct.

I'll just read to you a little bit of it, if you don't mind. Is that all right, Carl? I know you're into libertarian in politics. I am. I, Nathan Larson, hereby announced my candidacy as a quasi-neo-reactionary libertarian in Virginia's 10th congressional district. For 2018, as a representative, my main agenda would be number one, stopping the war on drugs okay i'm pro that yep i like number two protecting gun ownership rights sure why not number three putting an end to u.s involvement in foreign war i love that one yes all right this guy's

got some good points specifically arising from our country's alliance with israel oh okay damn it point number four yeah benevolent white supremacy Menevolent Benevolent Benevolent Oh okay Larsen calls Adolf Hitler and Joseph Smith

His quote White supremacist heroes This is in his manifesto He also Get elected to office By saying that you're Pretty cool with this shit That Hitler did, right?

That's kind of a dumb idea He's not trying to win this Would you like to hear the quote Because this blew my fucking mind These are the people That are scary to me because they're like the intellectuals who don't think that they're racist. Yeah.

This is what he wrote. Some alt writers are more inclined to say, we should kill off all non-whites, end quote, or otherwise get rid of them since we don't need them. Some alt writers would say that? It's probably true that we could survive without them, but there can be benefits sometimes to keeping around animals to whom we're superior rather than driving them extinct.

If non-whites ever became too obsolete and useless, to be worth keeping around, then they will simply become unable to earn a living. Quote, the invisible hand of the market will destroy them. We don't need to actually go out of our way to make this happen sooner than it would happen naturally, one might argue, if non-whites can defend themselves from being killed by whites, that is proof of their inferiority. But those whites who find non-whites useful would probably try to defend them from those whites who want to kill them.

Taking property is different from taking a life. the former as an economic benefit for the aggressor. While the latter doesn't, people who have no property can still be useful as slaves, included as pets, which are a type of slave, he clarifies. Typically, only those who prove unfit, even to serve as slaves, end up being annihilated entirely. That is in his campaign manifesto for Congress of the United States. Can I say this guy's a white supremacist yet? Can I tell you which probably disagree with?

I hope all, most. where he said that please say at least 90 please say 98% the part where he said the pets are slaves i mean you have dogs you treat those animals so well they're not slaves they're having the best lives ever that is the 2% we can agree on pets are not slaves you rub the belly a bit you feed them it's a love fest yeah and my dog doesn't do shit for me right that's what i mean it's like you think fetch is helping us with anything around here no it's not well that was only point four in his beliefs and his manifesto. Can I continue? I think this guy's mentally ill, Vinny. Number five, private borders. Number six, restoring the patriarchy.

Okay. Number seven, freedom of speech. And number eight, freedom from age restrictions. Oh, geez. Maybe, how about I let him clarify his stance a little bit on this? Because he did do an interview with some news folks. You could always tell someone's going to say something stupid when they put a warning like this on the front of it. Normally, we don't give people with abhorrent beliefs a platform in which to share those ideas. That's what the creepoff does. This man is running for Congress. And as much as I personally hate to put this man on TV, we believe it's important for people to know why he's running for Congress. Okay. Well, why are you running for Congress? Well, it's because he wants to legalize it. Nathan Larson told me he wants to, quote, restore liberty and make

incest legal. What about sexual relations with your own children? Like I would favor like legalizing incest. So why is that? Just because personal freedom. Chris Chan voted for this guy that is what you're telling me. I would imagine. The reporter does have him clarify some of his stance here and I think he has some real reason reason thinking. What about it? The children Right? Wouldn't that be rape to have sex with a child? Yes.

It is. Well, like, like with girls, I mean, I just believe that it should be for fathers to make those decisions. That's gotta be a joke, right? No. What do you think his campaign manager was doing? I'm guessing figuring a child. Here, he continues to espouse his beliefs. What about their protection?

Oh, the law doesn't. and treat them as having the full rights of adults. They don't have the right to decide for themselves. So dad gets to decide for them. That's what he's basically saying. Can I just, can I just say this, many? If you'd like to. Not only should this person be locked up,

but every single person who voted for him. And I don't care if they just saw, like, whatever symbol was next to his name and thought, this is my guy, you should have done your research. If you voted for this guy, I say life in prison. He also had one more thing that was on his platform that the reporter had to point out. Nathan Larson also told me he doesn't think wives should be allowed to accuse their husbands of rape.

I wonder why. That's on track. That tracks with this guy. That's a personal one right there. Yeah. It's interesting because I believe that there's a lot of countries over in the Middle East that would agree with him on that. Maybe he wants to go over there. Yeah.

Well, I don't think they want him. Well, they also don't have guys with pussies, so I don't know. It turns out that he lost this race, Carl. He didn't win? Yeah, he did say super. busy for a while though because he started some new websites uh one was called child wiki childporn dot info oh jeez styro which is about self harm and suicide lolly hunter fairy f a e r ie guess so just just make one of the sites good you know it's it's about quality not quantity you

don't do that many websites this guy's the patrick michael of child porn yeah i know seriously It just gets bored with it, it moves out of the next thing. I like this one, misogyny wiki, gizcoding.mo, sueyped, which is for suicidal pedophiles, and, uh, in-cell apocalypse. Now, I think this guy might be mentally ill. Oh, well, he's more of a problem because so far, all of his issues have been ideas, apart from raping, raping his husband to the point of him committing suicide. I am sorry.

This is tough, isn't it, man? Sometimes, sometimes. but I want to do right. I want to be better. On December 14th, 2020, Larson was arrested in Denver, Colorado, Carl. Guess what he did? What do they do, Vinny? Well, they were felony charges of kidnapping child abduction, soliciting child pornography from a minor and meeting the child for the intention of sex, along with the misdemeanor charge of harboring a minor. The charges were in relation to an alleged plot to kidnap a 12-year-old girl from California. I shouldn't call

this an alleged plot because he did kidnap a 12-year-old child. from california okay authorities say larcen had convinced the girl through manipulation and grooming to send him pornographic images of herself during the last few months so it started like october then on the morning of december 14th around 2 a m he convinced the girl to sneak out of her fresno home and travel to an airport with him in a ride chair vehicle so a fucking uber picked this world up yeah once at the airport authorities say larsen instructed the child to wear a wig to alter her appearance and pretend that she was disabled and unable to speak, which honestly, that's a really bad plan because, you know, you're going to set off the alarms at the airport. Uh-oh,

retort alert. Basically, he says, don't talk to anybody, keep your mouth shut. She didn't say anything. They boarded a flight to Washington, D.C., but there was a layover in Denver. Okay. Now, the problem was the girl's parents found out she was missing. Yeah. The police showed up, and they immediately started looking at all of her electronics and all that shit and they found this guy's info. So they basically found out, oh, he's in town. Oh, look,

he got on a plane. This is the plane he's on. That's impressive. It's quick for it's impressive. They determined his itinerary and during the flights layover in Denver, located him with the girl, placed him under arrest. The child was uninjured and arrangements were made to have her reunited with her family in Fresno that day. Now, his parents' house where he lived was raided and it was discovered that he was running a massive keto message boy. Like a very popular pito message board called Rapey, which encouraged and facilitated sharing media of pedophilia and child rape. So all these idiots were sharing pictures of themselves raping children. And December 23rd, 2020, he was indicted on multiple federal charges.

He faces life in prison, if convicted, and he is still awaiting trial. Guilty verdict or not, this motherfucker is a creep. of the highest caliber and I'll give it to you white supremacists this guy sickened me there was no better choice well I agree with you Vinnie because you only want to file child molesters that's your MO so when I said white supremacist I thought for sure you would be like oh okay I can do something different besides just people who rape children nope not Vinny Vinny's like oh and by the way he also has views about non whites that are kind of controversial but mainly he said they should be killer catch his pets are you fucking kidding me all right is it my turn

is it my turn now yeah i guess okay cool so i wanted to point out because i think a lot of times when we think about white supremacists we all think about the kkk we think about slavery in the united states and we think it's like a u.s problem but it is not just a u.s problem there are certainly problems in other countries countries, specifically New Zealand. Are you familiar with Christchurch, New Zealand? Yeah, I met Steve Wrigley. And the massacre from 2019 at multiple mosques there.

Are you familiar with this? I am very familiar with it, yes. It wasn't that long ago. Brenton Harrison Tarant. That was the kid's name? Yes, that was the gunman. Let's get the report. An anti-Muslim terror attack in New Zealand.

The Prime Minister there is calling it one of the nation's darkest days. A government attacked two mosques while hundreds of Muslims were praying. The man who is claiming responsibility and charged with murder is an extreme right-wing white supremacist who live-streamed the attack, saying it was aimed at immigrants. So this guy decided to just murder unarmed Muslims while they were praying in the middle of the afternoon on a Friday. He's an Australian gentleman who grew up with some fucked up views on things. His dad committed suicide and left him like a half a million dollars. Like my creep's husband? Yes.

So this kid was able to go out and buy a lot of guns and a lot of ammo. And see, there's a lesson in that for everyone. If you have children, leave them nothing. Spend it on yourself before you go. Leave them nothing. Make them learn a skill. Give them something to do with their time. aside from murdering everybody all right let's hear more about this event horrific scenes in a

normally peaceful country playing out at two mosques in christ church as worshippers were at midday prayers the holiest of the week multiple people ruthlessly gunned down at 142 p.m local time witnesses say a man dressed all in black entered the masjid al nore mosque shooting an automatic weapon that's right on march 15 2019 at 140 p.m he entered the mosque in Rickettartan and began shooting. I don't think you're allowed to call them that. Sorry, my accent's a little bit off. 190 people, mostly men, were attending Friday prayer at the time.

Tarrant was live streaming for 17 minutes before and during the first shooting and between the two shootings on Facebook Live, starting with the drive to the mosque and ending as he drove away. Just before the shooting, he played several songs. And I actually watched this video. So he was in his car. 10 murder playlist. He's in his car and he's listening to music and this is exactly from that video. I did actually find the video that he live streamed.

It's banned in Australia and New Zealand, but I did send you the first minute or so of it. Oh, I saw. If you want to play it, I don't know if you do or not. I don't know what your sensibility is on this. I'll play it, but I don't know if we should put it in the YouTube video. I don't know. I'll play it for the audio.

Okay. I'm going to start right now. Yeah, maybe you can describe what you're seeing because it starts off. He's walking up to the mosque and a guy like, a guy greets him like, hello, brother. And he just shoots. I got him walked up in place. Oh, gee.

Yeah, he just got a big rifle. Oh, that's a lot of blood. Oh my god. So now, melee is breaking out inside, just walking down the hallway, looking into rooms and just taking people out. The thing about a mask that I've learned from this, not about a place to hide, just big open rooms everywhere you go. This is why...

Oh, God! I know, this is brutal. It's like watching a video game. And he's got a strobe light on the end of his gun to disorient people. So they don't, they're looking back, they don't know what's going on. They're getting shot at. The one guy tried to stop him. Oh, God.

The one guy tried to stop him and he shot him. You have a house of worship. You need pews, people. Yeah, you need something to hide behind. Yes. That's pretty brutal. Carl. I'm not showing that to people.

yeah i know i didn't think you would i didn't think you would but i had to find that and send it over because it's horrific yeah yeah uh so he did this because his daddy his daddy when why did he well he has a big problem with uh the immigration policies that are going on in a lot of countries including in new zealand he left the mask went outside got another gun, went back inside. After that, he drove off. Why? I think he got him. Yeah, well, he went back and shot people who were still laying down just to make sure that they were dead. Then he drove off about five minutes after arriving at the mosque, firing at people and cars through the windscreen enclosed window of his own car. He said on

the live stream that he had planned to set the mosque on fire, four modified petrol containers were found in his car. So I guess he didn't get to that part of it. police had arrived just as he was leaving get to that part of the plan yeah he didn't get to that part of the plan he didn't get to the next mosque so he drove eastward police didn't see him leave he's going up to 81 miles per hour weaving in between lanes against oncoming traffic driving onto the grass median strip at 151 the live stream ended but his GoPro device continued to record what he was up to and uh they would find him eight minutes after that but first he went to the linwood islamic center he's just bad he's just he's just bad he's just just barreling through oncoming traffic listening to like roll out the barrels will have the barrel of foe holy shit this guy is a lunatic uh so 152 he arrives at the linwood islamic center which is three miles from the other mosque and there's about a hundred people there inside he parks his car at the mosque's driveway preventing other cars from entering or leaving according to a witness he was initially unable to find the mosque's main door so instead he was

shooting people outside and through a window killed four but alerted those inside fortunately so people had a little bit more of a heads up than the first mask uh this one guy this worshipper named abdul aziz whoa bazada ran outside that i guarantee you that is not correct he could just let that one slide he could just let me go with that one no uh he ran outside as tarrant was retrieving another gun from his car he threw a payment term terminal at Tarant. He then fired at Aziz, who picked up an empty shotgun that he had dropped, took cover behind nearby cars, and attempted to draw his attention by shouting, I'm here.

This guy's a little bit of a hero. Regardless, Toronto still entered the mask. He's got to make it all about him. Well, this guy didn't fall for it. He entered the mosque where he shot and killed three more people. And when Toronto returned to his car, Aziz threw the shotgun at him. But that didn't help matters at all. I mean, it was very brave. He was very impressive, but, uh, this guy drove away. Now, just a few minutes later, police were notified that a silver super outback was, uh, seen leaving this mosque. And they started pursuit at 157 p.m. Toronto was arrested after police rammed his car. He later admitted that he was arrested, uh, he later admitted that when he was arrested, he was on his way to

attack a mosque in Ashburton, 56 miles away. So he was driving up to a third Mosque. That was his plan. Fortunately, police were able to ram his car and take him out. You, my friend, have committed a crime. Yeah. Would you want to be one of the cops who has to go pull that guy over? That does not sound like a fun job. Vinny, let's talk about why we're bringing this guy in for the creepiest white supremacist. Because he murdered people because they're different. Yes. And he also had a Under his name online is a racist manifesto claiming that white Christians are under threat from other religions and races. He also cites mass shooters like Norwegian terrorist Anders Breivik and Canadian Alexandre Bissonet, the Quebec City Mosque attacker,

now serving 40 years in jail for his actions two years ago. So the guy's a big fan of other shooters who have gone in and murdered people because of who they are. And of course, because it's a very long manifesto. So people follow sports. Right. So this is a Canadian report. And interesting, whose name gets thrown into this manifesto. Also a manifesto published online that goes on for over 70 pages,

dealing with what may have been his motivations. Assault on our civilization, nowhere left to go that was safe from mass immigration. He deals with saying that Donald Trump is someone that he admires for being a social supporter of the far right and uniting of those who are involved in what he effectively says is a race war. Oh, boy, that's not good. The sitting president of the U.S. is getting props from this guy. Rout row. CNN, of course, asked Trump about us. I denounce white supremacy, okay? You did two days later. I denounce white supremacy for years. He's been denouncing white supremacy for a few years now, Betty. They cut that pot out of Homealow 2 where I told Kevin to never

shoot up a mosque they took that part out they edited it out the liberals it's horrible vini i don't think you're listening are you listening i denounce white supremacy okay what's your next question god i miss that so this is again this canadian report and uh they're talking about this guy's manifesto and what he's writing on social media and you got to love the liberal media up in canada they're great much of it very typical of what you might find on a fascist or a neorea fascist or right wing website i like how he lumps those things together you know fascist right wing you know like benito mauselini or andrew bright bar you know stuff like those people would say question in your opinion why do you feel like they're so closely linked in the minds of people

because these people are crazy that's the answer because these people are dumb um i mean the reporter what i'm talking about yes Anyway, so this guy received life without parole. He's the first person to ever get that sentence. It's the maximum sentence available in New Zealand. They're very nice people over there. Life without parole, eh? Life without parole, eh?

We don't need to be hush. Yeah, sorry about this. It's going to be a problem. He killed like over 50 people injured 48 or something like that. It was pretty horrific. Yeah, but he scored a lot of points, a lot of points in that game. He's fucking creep. It's a creep to have.

My advice to everybody, if you have a. document on your computer saved that is your name with manifesto behind it just think about your life not not a good move just stop just stop go get an ice cream go see spider-man just stop okay relax carl are you ready to do some voicemails yeah let's do it the creep off voicemail segment is brought you by the city of syracuse reminding you to check in on the elderly this winter once they die, you'll get a head start on stealing all of their things. See you in Syracuse. I like it. I like this voicemail, too. Hey, Vinnie, you're wonderful and I love your hair. Carl, did, uh, who fuck cuts your hair? It looks like you, uh, looked at the Brendan Fraser, just

fuck my shit up meme and was like, yeah, that's the one I want. Um, so I have a place that, uh, that should help you out. Phone numbers 2.12, 2, 23, 7206. Fuck you, Carl. I love you, Vinny. Have a great day. He left the phone number there. What you do with it is your business, ladies and gentlemen. Jesus, it's harsh. I have a voicemail that I want to play for you, too, Vinny. All right. This is a pretty good one. Hey, Carl, this is for the creep off. I got a call and complain about Vinny. Because you bring Hillary Clinton one week for the creep off, and then he starts having a fucking bitch fit that she's

not from Arkansas yeah and then this week you bring a dude who was from West Virginia but he committed crimes in Florida so he doesn't count so he's got to pick one or the other yeah yeah yeah video a little bit of inconsistency there going on you got to pick one of the other my friend all right here's I'll make I'll make my pick right now I pick victory because I won both weeks go fuck yourself you're a cheater is the point That's the point that I'm trying to make here. I'm the winner.

I'm the winner. What the fuck is he? You're gonna blame the fact we couldn't vote on the website on, uh, on some guy's fucking server file, figure something out, man. What the fuck? I would have voted for uh, Groge because I wanted to see you two have a dual consequence. But no, I, I couldn't vote, didn't know where to vote, um, wasn't aware that we were supposed to vote. We were supposed to vote on Patreon, or I would have fucking done that.

Now I'm just going to continuously vote for Colorado because you fucking suck this vote. Your victory shouldn't count. How many of us that wanted to vote for crows just to see you have to spend the fucking duel or what you fuck you call it? Didn't get to. It's a cheat. Vinnie the cheater. Vinnie Spinning. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. What do I have? Great call, sir. Great call. Perfect call. That's a perfect call. Incorrect. It was 46 seconds long.

Too long, disqualified. It was a perfect, call. His thoughts are not valid. His thoughts are no longer valid. I love that, Carl. All right. I will just say this. Brian Ball, it's all your fault.

Oh, you're Venn. Sid vicious. Normally, I don't have a lot of nice things to say about people. Usually going on about anarchy and all that. But I guess, Scott, you were listening to the 12-hour bad podcast live stream and I really admire your dedication, Vinny. As such, I'd like to salute you with the song I wrote just for you. Hang on, Mom, let me plug in here.

There we go. Just in. There we go. Pull out my lyrics. All righty, Vinny. This one's for you, though. Vinny, you aren't skinny. But you're no Neney from the beginning.

Your creeps keep winning and keep call spinning. Cause deep with Neney, I love you. That was weird, but thank you, sir. Thank you. Love you back. Way over 45 seconds. Yeah. I just want to play it out. This is my Vinny's song worth listening too.

Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. By the way, was that Cardiff who called in just now? Because that base playing sounded a lot like Cardiff to me. I don't know. You got any more voicemails, Carl? No, that's all I got, buddy. All right. Well, I guess that is our voicemails.

Now, we have an announcement we'd like to make. Do you remember we had it? Yeah, remember that whole conversation we had last week? no we talked to mark after the oh you want to announce that one yes i think we should because we should get we should get the ball moving on this i haven't even told the people we wanted to participate in it yet so that's all right now let's do it once we announced this they will come all right good buckets everywhere it's going to be amazing carl and i have a challenge for you the listeners we have a wonderful patreon community those

of you support us we could not be more thankful we are i believe sitting at about 417 patrons currently. Beautiful. We appreciate each and every one of them. Every one of them. Even the Vianans. Every one a treasure. A special snowflake in the tapestry.

I fucking don't know, but they're the best. So, Vietnam are snow flags. Good point. You're right about that. Eat a bag of dicks. So we have decided that if by March 1st, we could get that number to 500. which is pretty reasonable i would imagine yeah we get 500 patrons march first there will be a very special live show yes a live show that none of you will want to miss and we guarantee

you all want to have happen it will be held in the rickles room at comedy at the carlson we will be doing the official roast of carl and viny that's correct we'll have all of our friends there all the ones you know and love like uh croj and andy and even some of viny's friends will be there too we'll get videos sent in from people we'll have a very very good time and if you want to roast us we'll even let some of the listeners submit their roasts yes make this a very very cool event and the way it will end is very simple we've already established us carl yes the grand finale of this will be viny and carl will roast battle each other for ultimate supremacy and the rest of the room but yes yes so most bad of everyone we'll just make fun of everyone that's there and there will be tickets

available people will be able to come to this from far and wide if you want to but it will also be a very special episode of the show so 500 patrons will make it happen march first that's the deadline so good carl i love it let's do a scum parade then oh yeah the scum parade's time let's uh hit that watch out for the scum parade oh no it's a scum parade rain. The guy was going for rain. They gave him in his day, his day.

Last Friday officers were sent to Wilson Boulevard in Jacksonville, Florida, Carl. You know why? Why is that, Benny? Because a man named Stephen McKinnis claimed he had killed someone. Oh, okay. The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office says in a release, officers who arrived at the home found an unresponsive women who was pronounced dead by members of the Jacksonville Fire and Rescue Department,

they found her stuffed into a freezer in the basement. Sounds like he wanted to get away with it. No, because he called the police on himself. Right. Yeah, it's kind of dumb. Stephen Allen McKinnis, 62 of Atlantic Beach was arrested in charge with second-degree murder and with a depraved mind. Wait, what kind of reporting is this? He was charged with having a depraved mind? Apparently that's a murder charge.

He was charged with assault and having to screw loose. Oh, bro, watch up to this guy. Old. He had some bats in the belfry. You know what I'm saying? I don't think that that's a real thing you could charge somebody with having a depraved mind. Yeah. Sounds made up to me.

The first charge of being a bucket that's half full. Come on. Come on. So the woman has not been publicly identified. According to the arrest report, when officers pulled up to the home, they saw McGinnis loading items into his truck which was parked in the driveway while searching the home investigators found a woman's body stuffed in the deep freezer in the garage the report alleges according to news jacks they they also found what looked like fresh blood on the bed night standing floor of the master bedroom and on the kitchen

floor according to the report which is redacted in some sections the victim knew mcginnis and was dealing with him about the estate of another person the dealings were apparently causing tension with the woman the report alleges now at some point the victim called mcginnis saying that she wanted everything he took from the estate back and that she wanted the keys. The report states McGinnis arrived at her house, let himself in. He stated he usually knocks on the door, but this time he did not. And then he found the victim on her bed in her bedroom. The report states.

Sounds like he was in a mood that day, Betty. He stated that she gave him a mean look. Uh-oh. Don't want to do that when he's in a mood. And you know what he is guilty of according to himself? What's that? Going over the edge, because that's what he told me. It said me over the edge, officer. Beginnis called the police and then his wife, the report alleges.

The medical examiner found a cut on the victim's heads and signs of strangulation. The report also lists the weapons used in the crime were personal weapons, quote, hands, fists, feet, teeth, etc. I hope not all of those things were used. That would be a lot. Yes, all of those things. It seems like too much. Neighbor Kenneth Fishman told News Jacks that the woman who lived at the woman who lived at the the home was in her 80s.

Oh, God. You don't need to strangle a woman in her 80s, just cough on her. There's easier ways to kill women in their 80s. Yeah, to wait. She was a very private person. We'd see her periodically. She'd come out with her Walker and she'd work at the yard of her. So this is an old woman with a walker who was still in bed.

And she gave him, I would probably say that every look this woman made was probably pretty sour at 80. Correct. She's not really given a lot of like smiles to people. at this stage in her life yeah why smile why because she didn't just come from botox treatment all right she's not going to give you a pleasant look yeah she just looked like a melted candle sitting at the edge of the bed and this guy fucking lost it so yeah he's in trouble it is unclear if he has an attorney yet but he's due to appear in court on january 31st now hobbs new

mexico carl yes 18 year old alexis avila was in lee county courtroom where she is facing of attempted murder. Investigators say a villa admits she threw her newborn son into a dumpster just hours after giving birth. She claims she's one of those ladies who was pregnant and didn't know it. Uh, she says, I think that's funny. What's funny? She tried being a parent for a couple hours decided it wasn't her thing. I had a similar experience with Ted Lasso. Like, yeah. This isn't working out. how do you throw streaming series into a dumpster it just doesn't make any sense carl

just drag and drop oh jesus i dragon dropped my baby oh that's the name of this episode the old dragon drop uh the act was caught on a security camera which helped police in finding a villa police say the 18 year old mother arrived at a white car before getting out and tossing a black garbage bag into the

the dumpster behind a shopping center. According to officials, the mom heads confessed and reportedly told authority she panicked, so she wrapped the baby boy in a towel before placing him in a garbage bag. It doesn't sound like panic. Panic would be like throwing it against the wall. Panic would be like, ah, just dropping it. That's not panic. You put it in with a blanket?

It's a good point. Yeah. I don't know if I buy her story. The infant was in the dumpster for about six hours in like New Mexico sun. yeah and survived yeah the the kid was found by a woman and two men who were quote searching the dumpsters for anything of value well they found one yeah i guess beauty's in the eye of the beholder i don't know right another man's junk is another person baby i don't know another young unwed mother's junk all right so the baby was transported to the hospital

by police he was given a blood transfusion put on feeding tubes and given oxygen and believe it or not stable condition. So impressive. Good on you, kid. The infant is in the care of the New Mexico Department of Children, Youth and Family Services. This girl's being held on house arrest. Yeah, she's literally under the same restrictions as everyone in Ontario, Canada right now. Yeah, she's allowed to leave her house for work, but she has to be home otherwise. Like, yeah, this is happening all over the world. It's not a big deal. Young lady, the judge is like, young lady, did you throw your baby in a dumpster? Well, you're grounded. You're grounded. And he even said, and if you leave the house, I'll know about it, and then you'll go to jail.

You'll go to jail. If I find out you left that house, I said, I need to jail. You'll go to your room without dinner. What is she going to do if she leaves? Have another baby thrown in another dumpster. I know, right. It's like she's going around fighting babies to throw a dumpster as it was her kid. It's going to take her at least nine months to commit this crime again.

Yeah, well, you know. Did you see that the virtue, signaling idiots who are all at the courthouse with their signs. Yeah, don't throw your baby in a dumpster. Bees are a treasure, not trash. Oh, wow, really? You think that what she did was wrong? Is that what you want the world to know?

Hey, hey, look at this person. They're against throwing babies in dumpsters. If only I knew where I stood on that issue. Yeah, wow. Honestly, if this lady had classed up a little bit, this could have been an episode of storage wars. Right. Yeah.

could have a lot of fun with this either way she is in a lot of trouble and she'll probably get away with it because she's you know an 18 year old girl who'll cry a lot um i don't know she has a spanish sounding name i don't know she's going to get away with it a 30 year old motor plus how fat does she have to be to not know she was pregnant got to be at least two vinnies if i's yeah i'm a big boy and if i was pregnant i was pregnant i know it. Fair enough. I would like to submit that evidence to the court.

A 30-year-old motorcross circus stuntman is jailed on child rape charges. He also may be involved in a number of unsolved sex crimes involving minors in several states. A traveling circus stuntman raping kids all over this country. This guy has to figure it out because a lot of child. rapists are like scout leaders they're involved in the church they're minor league baseball mascots that's too obvious this guy is like an extreme sport dude you would never think he's diddling your kids you know what though i feel like carnies are probably on like the top 10 career choices for he's not a carty he's not a carny though he's not helping you get on the tilt a whirl

he's uh driving his uh bike his motor bike off ramps and shit yeah he's being held in tennessee on a trio of rape charges and two counts of aggravated kidnapping he's being investigated by federal authorities as a serial child rapist the guy's name is andrew ryan andrew me young so he's worse as an amateur how do you like him me young he young they young come on we all young an amateur motorcross gentleman and youth mentor yeah i don't think you want to call it that uh he was arrested in december according to his arrest affidavit gave it to the case two of the victims were siblings aged 10 and 11 years old rod and todd flanders it's important to rape both brothers you don't want to give one of them a complex you know oh i'm not

cute enough to rape what you give to one you have to give to both correct yes i believe that's the rule for shitty children yes uh may young allegedly took the two boys to a bus belonging to ryan to talk about dirt bike stuff investigator said he later locked the door and sexually assaulted one of the two boys the children later managed to flee the vehicle as they fled the bus man shouted hey don't tell your dad is it weird that that's how i end all conversations with children that's like my goodbye is that weird most of the kids you talk you don't have dance now hold on could you imagine being at the carnival one day you're just sitting there eating your cord dog and then you just see the bus door

fly open and kids come running out and this fucking guy wearing an evil kid evil fucking onesies like hey don't tell your dad yelling don't tell your dad his children i'm running out another day at the carnival the child later managed to flee the vehicle as they fled the bus he yelled may young operated the at indiana based company live your dreams mx he's sure dead he's certainly dead his extreme sorry his work involved and traveling throughout the U.S. as well as internationally holding motocross camps and constructing motocross tracks. Prosecutors say the 30-year-old has ties with multiple youth organizations and ministries. On Monday, Hamilton County District Attorney Neil Pinkston held a press conference announcing that he is now a suspect in sex crimes in multiple states,

including Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, New York, New Jersey, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Tennessee. Yeah! And I'll rape children in Michigan. Michigan and Wisconsin! Law enforcement officials are urging additional potential victims to come forward. So listen, ladies and gentlemen, if you have been raped by a circus stuntman. Like a super cool dude. Like a really cool dude with the bus.

The coolest dudes ever raped you. Yeah. We need you to let authorities know. You call the Homeland Security Investigations tip line. The numbers 866-347 2423. serious calls only and just the tip they don't need to hear any other information just the tip they've described him as a known transient he has no permanent address he lives in this bus thing and he worked as a delivery driver in tennessee for a little while and he crashed with local families when he would go from town to town but could i come stay at your place don't worry i could bunk with your kids yeah it's no problem i mean what could go wrong here i'm just a transient who rides a motorcycle real fast for a living you can trust me you can trust me as much as you could trust the road i don't know it just sounds like something a transient type i don't think so okay

not everything's a winner on this show you know who wasn't a winner this poor woman named jermisha richards she uh did not win this is a bad one folks okay houston texas a 27 year old man was arrested earlier this week for allegedly stabbing his pregnant wife and trying to light her on fire. Ouch. Yeah. Emmanuel Mallard met with his 27-year-old wife, Jermisha, at her mother's house. He reportedly told her to get into his car and threaten to burn Richard's mother's home, mother's home down if she did not. So she's like, I'm probably going to do what he's asking me to do because she actually trusts these threats. If you're the mother at this point, you're like, don't let him burn a house down, go. Yeah, yeah, go somewhere else and burns up and down.

Yeah, I mean, my parents were always telling me to go out. Take it out, go outside and play. Take that outside. Oh, you're, oh, you're arson. Richards five months pregnant with Mallard's child, reportedly gone to her husband's car and they drove to his father's house. Now, inside the home, Mallard threatened to kill Richards if she testified against him in a prior case. So this whole thing is wrong. everything here is wrong

if you were going to about to testify against someone whether or not they want to burn down your mother's house you don't go with them you call the police if you testify against me I'll kill you not a good tactic and then I was like but you better leave my house alone now

according to the press release from the Houston Police Department Mallard stabbed his wife in the stomach neck and back police say he also struck her in the head with a tire iron multiple times mallards cut richard's clothing off poured lighter fluid on her and lit her shirt on fire and threw it towards her to defend herself please say richards dodged the inflamed shirt and hit her husband with an object before running away mallard reportedly fled the scene as the home was engulfed in flames ha ha your dad's house burnt down motherfucker that's what you get that's what you get this guy seems like a real prick doesn't he he's a fucking problem this guy's a problem He's being charged with aggravated assault of a family member in violation of a protective order.

Police say as of Wednesday, January 13th, Moward is still not in custody. No? They do not have him. He has not been caught. Huh. So according to the KPRC, Moward and Richards have been married approximately seven years. They share two other children together. He is a long criminal pass with charges between 2013 and 2019 that include theft of property,

of a vehicle obstruction or retaliation, terroristic threats in a public place, and various charges of assault of a family or household member with bodily injury. Jesus Christ. By the way, Vinnie, I want to thank the third host on our show this week, your squeaky chair,

doing a bag up job. Really good stuff. No, I love it. Remember, if you love squeaky chairs and vote for Vinnie on our Patreon page. 500 folks magic number car on your roast we'll make it happen all right

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