The Creep Off - Episode 97: The "Tails Never Fails" Fallacy

Episode Date: January 24, 2022

 This week Karl & Vinnie were supposed to nominate their picks for creepiest dead musician, but Karl misunderstood the assignment: In the scum parade we meet a gentleman having a lark in the park, a nerd on a mission and a real mama’s copClick here to Vote for who you thought bought the biggest creep this week 

Hey, Carl. Hey, what's happening to me? So listen, before we start the show, I have to tell you a quick story. Okay. So yesterday morning, I'm at brunch next door at radio social with my cousin Jimmy. Nice. We're having a couple beers catching up. Waiter brings over a shot to my table.

Oh, nice. And I'm like, wow, it's like 9. I was like 11 a.m. I was like, this is dope. I said, it's from your friends over there. And I look up and you know who it is. Who's that? It's Crohj and his new girlfriend over there.

Oh, Bukaki Queen. Yep, yep, yep. It was Croj and the Bukaki Queen. They were sitting over there and they sent me this shot and I taste. And I would, you know, you know me, man. I'm the rhino. Right. I took, held it up, cheers, took that shot.

And boy, it was fucking sour. What did they send you? It was like Sambuca. It was like that black licorish. Oh, so it wasn't Bukaki. No, it was not Bukaki. Oh, that's good. She's the Sambuca queen.

Okay. And I fucking was like, oh, this is fucking gross. But I was just like, thanks. It waved. Do you think they were fucking with you? After we eat. I get up to leave and I go over just to say thank you for the shot to be polite. Yep.

They go, hey, you did pretty good with that, she says to me. And I go, uh, whatever do you meet? And she goes, yeah, we told her to mix you the nastiest shot they could come up with. It was tequila and sambuca. You know, a similar thing happened to me at the live show. Someone got me a shot and it was the grossest thing ever. And I got the same compliment. Well, you handled that pretty well.

Like, dude. Why are you pranking me? What's going on? I looked at them and I go, so you're telling me. you just tried to poison me as I'm having a nice lovely breakfast my cousin and I came over here to thank you for it now I feel like an asshole

I'm going to say this right now I don't think that was Croge's idea I don't think he would do that I think this girl's a bad influence on him I think he's a problem all right let's start the creep off hey everyone Tucker Dixon here with your weekly recap

last week was Carl's cool club week Nope, it was Redundancy Week. Nope, it was creepiest white supremacist. Anyways, Vinnie brought in a laissez-faire politician who believed that the invisible hand of the market would tie the news for him. Carl, on the other hand, had to go all the way to New Zealand to find a white supremacist that he didn't know and love. This was a real missed opportunity by Carl, because he has the inside scoop on the world's premier racist. Anthony Coomia. At least that's what Opie told me.

Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. cuckoo, cuckoo.

Somebody put me on the registry, because I'm fucking these kids. thing. Hey, everybody, welcome to your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I am your host, the people's champ, Vinnie Paulino, and joining me today, as always, the very, very sad, the probably I'm assuming very hug over, Carl Hamburger. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino. Good to see you, buddy. What a game yesterday, huh? Holy crap, they won it with that touchdown with 13 seconds ago. I just turned out the TV and started celebrating. That was great. So you've been blacked out. since yesterday. That was a lot of fun, man.

So you missed the overtime, huh? Wait, overtime? Oh, stop this game. There was an overtime last night? Stop this game. I have an official announcement about the Buffalo Bills. I fed up with his world. Yeah. I would be too. You know what the real problem was there? What's the real problem? We could diagnose us down to the 13 seconds. Right. We could diagnose it to the overtime rules of the NFL being kind of stupid and antiquated. Sure. Sure.

Or we could blame it on who the real culprit is. Who's that? Josh Allen falling for the old tails never fails fallacy. I always fall for that, too. It's just not a thing, man. Everybody always goes tails. I'm telling you, dude, it doesn't work. And Josh Allen, ha, ha, ha, he was taught to the Kansas City fans after that touchdown.

Oh, I don't know how you don't squib kick the kickoff there. They could have taken five, six seconds off the clock. There's 30 seconds to go. They came through the back of the end zone. That was stupid. One of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Really dumb. And then, Leslie Frazier, our amazing defensive coordinator, decides,

let's not cover Kelsey. There's no way they're going to throw it to Travis Kelsey. That's too obvious. You know what was even great about that? If you watched it live, Tony Romo drew for about a fifth of a second, a line of exactly where Travis Kelsey was going to go before the play happened. Yep. You saw that?

Oh, yeah, should have known. It was pretty obvious. Yeah. It was just like, wow. Well, there you go. Holy shit. What do they go 55 yards in nine seconds? I mean,

Vinny, you couldn't go 55 yards at nine seconds, and there's 11 guys trying to stop them. You would wait to use that joke, haven't you? I just thought of it now, actually. That's pretty good. So listen, I'm sorry your team lost, but I am not sorry. Technically, I heard someone say to me this morning,

well, they're getting better every year, and I would say that that is not accurate. No. On account of last year, they were the AFC championship game. This year, they didn't even make it to that. Well, look, they played the Chiefs, right? So if they had won that game, they're in the Super Bowl. I don't need your technicalities.

13 seconds and they're in the Super Bowl. They're good. They would definitely beat the Bengals. Tails Never Fails. Yep, that's it. The name of this episode, The Tales Ever Fails Falsy. Very good then. All right, Vinny.

Let's get to the matter at hand here. Let's not just talk about sports like some podcast do. Hey, hey, hey, it's Carl in the bead. Let's get right into why we're here. What's important about today's episode? I just want to make sure we can hear us. because I can't hear you through my headphones. You can't hear me.

I can't hear you because you're in the other room. I just can't hear you through my headphones. I can't hear myself. No, it seems of going through everybody. Okay. All right, good. As long as everyone can hear, man. I just wanted to make sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to restart this conversation again. No, everybody should be good. Okay, awesome. Okay. So let's talk about last week. Tucker Dixon did a nice job of summing that up. We had the creepiest white supremacist, if there is such a thing.

Yeah, my guy kidnapped a 12-year-old. Yeah. Fleur Flew her to another state And he also had some quite interesting Stances on the free market Right And Carl's creep

Who? Ooh He He murdered a lot of people Real quick He sure did He was an overachiever When it comes to murder

Yeah, wow So ladies and gentlemen Carl Congratulations Carl with the win Yeah Yeah You see that Buffalo? That's how you do it.

That's how you win. Congratulations. The score in this run is now two to two. All right. And we will be back voting at the creepoff.com this week. Okay, great. So we're all back up and running. Thank fucking stars.

Little DJs, okay. All right, we got that figured out. Very good. So that's exciting. So we had some things happen this week besides the Buffalo Bills game. Yep. We lost some beloved people from our lives. My husky heroes are all dead.

You're Husky heroes. I was very sad for you. Two of them at the same day, two people that I absolutely, as a fat man who works in entertainment, will always cite as being two of like the best fat live performers to ever walk the earth. Wow. High praise. What about Elvis in the 70s? He's up there too.

He's up there too. He's up there. Yep, yep. But, I mean, those two survived and had a little bit of longevity, except for Meat Loaf's voice that died in, like, 1979. Oh, come on now. Carl. Well, I've never seen live footage of Meat Loaf,

so I can't tell you that I know if he was good or not. Carl is abysmal. If you go back and he, he, by the time he got to bat out of hell three. There was a third one. Is that like the Godfather three? I didn't even know that existed. I want to say mid, like 2013-ish, I'm guessing. He had the short hair, so it was no longer, you know,

the free-flowing. He was no longer rocking the frilled tuxedo shirt. Oh, you got to do that. With the suspenders. How else you know who it is? Right. He didn't do that. He was wearing the football jersey of whatever team is in the area.

Not a good luck. And he would have like some young teenage girl doing all the other, like the women's parts. Yeah. And he'd be like, I would do it. Like right in their faces. And it just looked really horrible. Yeah. You know, another trick that they do.

he looked like he was going to eat him. Another trick that they do when they get older is they tune all of the instruments down so that the high vocal range doesn't have to be as high anymore. If you ever listen to like meatloaf from 2015 and then compare that to 75 or something, like, hey, this isn't even in the same key anymore. What's going on? No, not even a little bit. And Louis Anderson was great.

Louis Anderson was awesome. And I loved his roll-on baskets. It was hilarious. That was one of the finest performances ever. For sure. I have a great Louis Anderson story at the old comedy club. Louis made no bones about it. He was playing for the other team.

Yes. You know the old comedy club had that shitty parking lot? It was all like hot holes and shit. It was messed up, yep. Yeah. So they were out there filling it. And there was a bunch of dudes. It was the middle of the summer.

They had their shirts off. And Louis goes, I have some holes that they could fill. Wow. That's fucking hysterical. It was like, oh, Lord, they couldn't find him if they wanted. What a creep. Yeah. Oh, God.

But dude, he was so good. Louie was amazing. He's like the only guy I know who had a children's cartoon series about his drug father. I never watched that. I'm not familiar with that. It was going to life with Louis. It was just like his stand-up was all about how his dad was a fucking alcoholic and abusive and shit. It was that, but in kids' cartoon form.

Fun stuff. Yeah. Fun for the whole family. So in honor of Meatloaf, who I actually saw you dressed up as Meatloaf for Halloween. No, that was me as Adele. Oh, that was Adele. Okay. My bad.

I thought it was meatloaf. Yeah. No, meatloaf, I love meatloaf. Come on, man. So in honor of that, we decided to do the creepiest singer. No, we didn't. We didn't. No, we did not.

Carl's exact words to me were, uh, creepiest dead musician. I thought we said creepiest singer. Is your creep dead? No. No. My creeps a singer. We're doing creepiest singer this week. No, we're not doing creepy a singer.

You fucking idiot. You missed understood the assignment. Just admit it. It's creepy a singer. It came out of your mouth. I probably should have looked back at our text thread before I chose my creep this week. Because I just remembered it being singer for whatever reason. And your person is alive.

Yeah. Creepiest singer this week on the creepoff. No, it is not creepy singer. And because I want, I get to go first. And my creepy singer is Stephen Singer. You know, I hate Stephen Singer. And it's gold-dipped roses. Fight you.

I will come in there and fight you unless I get a piece. All right. Now, actually, my creep is a man. Is a live musician who once sang this abortion of a song. Hurry up and get in the closet. She said, don't you make a sound. You've already done our Kelly. I said, why don't I just go out of the window?

Yes, except for one thing we only feel flow. I think it's worth a re a relook at this guy, don't you? You don't think it's worth going? back and check it out, R. Kelly. Now that he's been convicted. Go ahead. Now that he's been convicted, Vinnie. This is unfucking believable.

Let's talk about this. Let's talk about this guy's track record going back to 1994. This is fucking studied. This is fucking stunning. Are you shocked by this, Biddy? I shouldn't be. You shouldn't be. But here we are.

Did you know that he married a. 15-year-old O'Lea in 1994, and they lied. Yeah, I remember from the first time. They lied and pretended that she was 18 for the marriage certificate. Did you know about that one? I did. I did. Did you know that in 2001 he was sued by an intern?

How drunk are you still from last night? Accusing him on inducing her into an indecent sexual relationship when she was 17. Did you know that, Vinny? Yeah. You knew about that? Yeah. in 2002 there were two more court cases

Kelly is sued by Patrice Jones a Chicago woman who claimed he impregnated her when she was underage and then she was forced to have an abortion and Montina Woods who also sued Kelly alleging it the they he videotaped them having sex without her knowledge

and that was then sold as a sex tape called the R Kelly triple X familiar with that video R Kelly triple X I recall you know about that he settled out of court in both of those. How much you think? He paid them off. Non-disclosed. Okay. I do not know what he ended up paying them.

Okay. In June of 2002, he was charged over child abuse videos. Do you know that, Vinny? Yeah, I remember. Yeah, so apparently, he was charged with 21 counts of making child sexual abuse videos involving various sexual acts. His wife at the time did not believe it. And then in 2002, R. Kelly was charged today with 21 counts of child pornography.

A tape emerges, purportedly showing R. Kelly engaged in sexual acts with a minor. It took six years for this to go to trial, Vennie. Okay. And you know what happened when it finally did go to trial? They decided they couldn't prove how old the woman was on the tape, even though she was 14. They could be CGI. They couldn't prove how old she was, so he was found not guilty. At the same time, he had further charges.

12 counts of producing child sexual abuse images in Florida, where he was arrested at his holiday home. These charges came after police seized a camera during the arrest, which allegedly contained images of the start having sex with an underage girl. The charges were dropped when a judge agreed with Kelly's defense team that police lacked sufficient evidence to justify a search. Are you kidding, man? A technicality, he gets off on.

He's fucking chill. And he gets off on a technicality. But I'm just telling you this is a background because all of this leads up to the cult. There was a long and detailed buzzfeed report that accused Arkelley of trapping six women in a sex cult. And this all... This is news to me. I don't remember this part. This all came out.

This part is news. Thanks for playing along. I appreciate that. I was really bored for the first couple of minutes, but she got me at sex cult. Go ahead. Let's do it. We're going to begin this half hour with those disturbing allegations against R. Kelly. He texted R. Kelly to let my daughter free.

Those claims stem from a BuzzFeed article detailing allegations from two parents who say their daughter was being held against her will by Kelly. The article also alleges that six women live in properties rented by Kelly in Chicago and the Atlanta suburbs and that he controls every aspect of their lives. That's right. He is actually enslaving these women that he pretends are his girlfriend. But he's actually abusing. And what a dumb parent think Arkellie holds his own phone. He's going to get your text. It's not going to happen. There's just some dude carrying around like six cell phones at once.

I'm going, oh, please let my daughter go. It's not from an agent or a manager. What's here from Kitty Jones, who has since spoken up about this? You would have to send a text message to one of his runners, just asking, like, you know, if you can go to the restroom. and then they'll relay the information to him because you weren't like free to walk throughout the house. You had asked permission to go use the bathroom? Yes.

They had to text his assistant to figure out they'd go use the bathroom while they were living in the house with them. They weren't allowed to leave the room that they were in without permission. Interesting. But it wasn't all bad, Vinnie. R. Kelly isn't all bad. There were some good things about it too. And he would

use food you claim as a punishment. Right. When I met him, I was about a hundred and thirty pounds um when i left two years later i was 107 pounds all right so it's a motivator sounds like he was doing some good things then for you uh this is some more fun stuff about uh relationships with arkelly yes when i was on the sprinter i had to use the restroom and i text him daddy i need to use the restroom no it's fun yes we were required to call him daddy required to yes he told us to call him daddy you address him as daddy there's another woman here who was obviously brainwashed by him because she came out in his defense when these allegations came out from this BuzzFeed article and these criminal charges.

When we first met Asriel Clary in March of 2019, she had been living with R. Kelly for almost five years and was one of his fiercest supporters. Because you guys don't know the truth. You guys, I believe in some facade that our parents are saying. This is all for money. He gave me a bucket. So she was all worked up trying to defend him. And then a year later, she comes back and changes her tune a little bit. I was lost and I felt invisible. And, you know, I gave someone that control over me to basically make me do whatever it was that they wanted me to do and act however they wanted me to act however they wanted me to.

act. During R. Kelly's trial, she testified that he began sexually abusing her when she was just 17 years old. He's got to type. That's for sure. He can say that. So why was she on national television defending this guy like this? Before that interview, you know, he had us practicing every single day. Practicing what? Answering questions. And if he didn't like our answer, he would tell us exactly what to say and how to say it so anytime you mention anything yeah i'm just i'm stunned by this yeah i am too gal keng who we're talking about asrael after the fucking cat from the fucking smurfs what is this is that where that comes from i think so impressive pull right there my friend but we're talking about practice man what are we talking about practice

we're talking about practice man practice we're talking about practice so of course you might remember he's killing holy shit what club is he playing there a lot ivers said talking about practice yeah so of course um as you might remember r kelly decided to do a gale king interview on national television to uh defend himself and he had a lot of really good answers for things have you done anything that you regret have you done anything wrong lots of things wrong when it come the women that i apologize but I apologize in those relationships at the time I was in the relationships.

Oh, okay. So that's fine. Obviously, he's made up with all his ex-girlfriends, even though, you know, they're all testifying against them. Yeah, if only Hitler had apologized to each and every single Jew. Yeah, right, exactly. Oh, sorry about your aunt and uncle. Yeah. My bad.

It would have all been fine. Sorry about brainwashing an entire generation of children to hate you. Sorry about that. Whoops. Oopsie daisy. We good now? We cool? We cool, bro?

And Vita Zane. All right. Listen to this question. question and answer from Gail King. I love that R. Kelly starts answering before she even gets the question out. Have you ever had sex with anyone under the age of seven? No. That's practicing.

No. Vinny, ask me if I've ever had sex with someone under the age of 17. Hey, Carl, have you ever had sex with anyone? Yeah. Yes. Yes, because I went to high school. Okay. We've all had sex with people under the age of 17.

It's not even a good answer. It's fucking stupid. Right. And then this is what Archer is. Kelly lost his mind. How stupid would it be for me to, with my crazy pass and what I've been through. Oh, right now, I just think I need to be a monster

and hold girls against a wheel, chain them up in my basement and don't let them eat and don't let them out unless they need some shoes down the street from their uncle. Stop it, y'all quit playing, quit playing. I didn't do this stuff. This is not me, y'all. I'm fighting for my fucking life. Y'all killing me with this shit!

I get you out 30 years! I'm my f*** grill! Robert! 30 years of my grill! This might be the funniest Robert Kelly on the planet. Ha! Oh my gosh! This is ridiculous how much he freaks out! They're having to say normal... 30 years of my career.

I made millions for you! They're having just a normal conversation. and he loses his mind. You're trying to kill me. You're killing me, man. This ain't not about music. I'm trying to have a relationship with my kids, and I can't do it.

I just don't want to believe the truth. You don't want to believe it. All right. He's trying to have a relationship with his three kids. Not for nothing. You did do a whole series of songs about being locked in a closet. It goes on forever.

He's still recording that song. It hasn't been finished yet. Except. Yeah. It's a ridiculous song. Hurry up and get in the closet. All right. It sounds like a parody. You would think that that's not the real song, but that is the real song.

You can't even goof at it. You just play the actual song. So he's talking about these three children. Now, the mother of those three children is an ex-wife, Drea Kelly. And he treated Drea Kelly really well, too. It was a seemingly ordinary scenario that Drea claims led to her being attacked, restrained, and ultimately hog-tied by Kelly. And he took the rope tie, and he tied my arms behind my back.

And then he took my legs. And he tied my legs in my hands and arms together. And I just remember laying on the side of the bed crying, like, let me go. Just untie me, let me go. And he fell asleep with me on the side of the bed like an animal. Why are you laughing at that? He tied her up and he's like, oh, all this tying women up thing has got to be. I'm going to get some shut on this lady's just whippery as he's

he's chis-soo-soo-soo-soo-soo-soo-soo-s he's chasing bunnies in his sleep but we got to figure out though what what is the problem here why is all this happening our Kelly is the problem here what is this all happening to our Kelly I need help what kind of help this is the kind of help I need yes what kind of help I need I need somebody to help me not have a big heart because my heart is so big people betray me and I keep forgiving them you sound like you're playing the victim here

I am also guilty of having a big heart my doctors are very concerned yeah I know Dr. Steve said to not get the booster by the way oh really it's worried about it in August of 2020 there was some witness

tampering going on in relation to this trial three of Kelly's associates were charged with attempting to intimidate harass and pay off alleged victims in the racketeering case. Why make the money if you don't enjoy spending it, Carl? Prosecutor said one minute was offered $500,000 to buy her silence, although no money was ultimately exchanged. Another was threatened with the release of sexually explicit photos,

and a third woke up to find her car had been set a light in her driveway. So they just set her car on fire? Yeah, that kind of sucks. I'd rather get the $500,000 offer than we're going to burn your car down. Agreed. All right, so August, finally, this trial happens because it had been postponed and postponed, and he was, after six weeks, found guilty on all nine charges against him. Yeah. He won't be sentenced until May 4th for some reason, but he could face life in prison.

Everyone likes a spring sentencing. The singer faces the possibility of decades in prison for crime. including violating the man act and anti-sex trafficking law that prohibits taking anyone across state lines for any immoral purpose. I'm glad we're going to be discussing the man act today. Oh yeah? Oh yeah.

You got something on that, Vinny? Oh, we're going to be talking about the man act. All right. Let me just wrap up by saying vote for Carl if you think this sucks. Hurry up and get in the closet. She said, don't you make a sound or some shit is going down. I said, why don't I just go out of the window?

Yes, except for one thing we only feel flow. Shit, think, shit, think, shit, quick, put me in the closet. Vinny, that's my case this week for Creepieus singer. It's Creepiest Dead musician. You got it incorrect. You fucking, you're so infuriated. All right, Carl. All right, Vin, what do you got, buddy?

Here we go today. My creep, easy pick for creepiest dead musician. Not because he killed someone, but because my creep is just disgusting. This guy was not only a legend of rock and roll. He set the standard for guitar rock. Yes. He's probably a personal hero of yours. Probably. Offstage, he set the standard of being a complete scumbag. Ladies and gentlemen, my creep this week. Charles Edward Anderson Barry. See, you got all hard when you play those riffs. Carl gets all boner hard. There's some good riffs right there. They really are pretty fucking amazing. It still holds up.

Thank God for that, it chanted under the sea dance. I guess your kids aren't ready for that one yet. Yep. So my creep today, the great father of rock and roll, Chuck Barry. Now, Carl, there's really interesting duality here with Chuck Barry because, you know, people love him. They love him and defend him. Bob Dylan called him the Shakespeare of Rock and Roll. Is that a good thing?

I don't know. Bob Dylan sounds like he's, like, dead now. The Shakespeare of Rock and Roll. What does that even mean? I don't know That's stupid But he was also a straight up Cunt of a guy

Okay Keith Richards famously said I couldn't warm up to him Even if I was cremated next to him Nice So Chuck loved music as a young age He sang in choirs and such He was also a bit of a problem as a kid

He was sent to reformatory school For three years for pulling off an armed carjacking Wow That's fun Yeah I mean we're talking like late 40s So he wasn't playing baseball or something like that That's a lot of kids do that. Carjacking.

Oh, okay. So after he gets out, he got a cosmetology degree, and he worked as a beautician for four years. Did you know this? I did not know this. That's how he got his hair to look exactly like Elvis's, I think. Yeah, it's impressive. It really is.

So he got married in 1948. He has four kids with this woman. His first hit, Mabeline charts in 1955. He's a bona fide celebrity. Makes a lot of money. Obviously, he had some. big hits. Maybe he was born with that. Maybe it's

Maybe it's Chuck Barry, Maline. I got nothing. Jesus Christ. I hate just, I just hate you for bringing in our Kelly so much. So he's the first true rock and roll recordings. Mabeline. Yep. You know, Johnny Be Good. All these songs are amazing. My personal favorite.

The guy's prolific. That's your personal favorite. Who doesn't like that song? It's fun. It is a fun song. So he bought his own rock club. Did you know that in St. Louis? He owned his own club?

Stop it with the, did you know that shit? Just tell me the fucking story. Okay. Well, the next time he gets arrested is in 1959. He's already a superstar. He's touring all over the country. Yeah. And he went down into Mexico.

He met this young girl named Janice and Noreen Escalante. Oh, yeah? Did she sound like this? They thought that it was like a serial killer. That might have been her. That might have been her. Chuck brought her back to St. Louis, with him from Mexico.

He set her up as a hostess at his club, the bandstand nightclub. He got bored and fired her after a couple of weeks. Yeah, makes sense. And she had no money. She had no resources. So she starts turning tricks and gets arrested. They find her and they're like, what are you doing

in this country, man? Like we're talking like 1959 and she's a Mexican girl who barely speaks English. Like how did you get it? She's like, ah, Chuck Berry. Yeah, and uh, likely story, ma'am. Right, right. She explains the whole thing.

And turns out, Chuck claims she's 21. Turns out she's 14. Whoa. In Mexican years? Yes. Or Earth years? Earth years. 14 years old.

So he brought a 14 year old from another country. He sex trafficked her and fucked her for a couple of weeks, fired her, threw her out of the street with nothing. So she ended up becoming a hooker. He got arrested for violating the man act. You know how they found out how young she was? They found the cassette in her, cassette. player. Baby shark to do to doda baby

that needs some guitar. Yeah. This was a problem. He gets sentenced to five years in jail. Okay. The judge apparently was a bit of a racist

during the trial and made some comments about we can't let this man out to pray on white women. So his lawyers appealed said that this guy was a racist. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. They give him a brand new trial guilty again

sentenced to three years in prison he ends up getting out after a year and a half but the man act man he keeps he gets out he keeps making money

and what he did was he went out there and said I didn't do this horrible thing I was getting this man act these people are using this to try to get me and the judge was a racist

they had to give me a whole new trial and everybody just kind of went along with it and we're like okay welcome back Chuck he's a good guitarist great guitarist

Yeah. He went on to act like a martyr and be a really shitty diva everywhere he went. In 1979, he goes to jail again for tax evasion. He did take some responsibility for it. He said it was 15% my fault when asked, which I thought was a great quote. I'm sure he has accountants. I'm not. I'm not sure he has accountants because we're going to talk more about his money habits.

The guy was just a dick to everyone after he got out of jail in 79. The dick off. It's the creep off. Well, he punched a woman. the face in the hotel parking lot of the Gramercy in New York City. Why? What did she do? No idea, but she got five stitches and a whole lot of money from Chuck Barry. So it's better than an autograph, right?

Seriously. He punched a lot of people. He punched a lot of people. Here's a fun story that I found of Keith Richards. He was doing a gig. He'd went off to collect the money, I think. That's what it always is. He was a type boy.

Bless you, Chuck. But, uh, he, and his guitar was laid out in his case, and I went, come on, Keith, you know, just a touch. You got to play a little bit, right? Yeah, just let me give it an e-cord. He walked in and goes, nobody touches my guitar, bong, and I thought, one of Chuck's biggest hits, baby. He punched Keith Richards in the face just for touching his guitar.

It's Keith Richards. it's okay i know he was a volatile man carl is my point yeah seriously yeah let's talk about let's fast forward a little bit to 1990 get into the real fun stuff shall we okay the cops thought chuck was transporting huge loads of cocaine in his guitar cases okay why do they think that because there was a multi-million dollar drug sting happening okay and uh some information had come their way so they were uh they were very suspicious of him and they raided his house and uh they search only turned up two ounces of pot, some hash, two rifles, a shotgun, and $122,000 in cash. But the cops also found a huge stash of pornography.

Oh. Like a dragon sitting on his porn, including dozens of videotapes, trays of photographic slides and books, some of which showed underage girls. Okay. Barry, who publicly denied ever using cocaine, was charged with pot possession and three counts of child abuse for the underage. porn because the charges alleged that Barry was the one who shot the footage that's a problem of these

girls that are all under the age of 17 and specifically for the purposes of sexual gratification stimulation. Now here's what Chuck Barry's lawyer did to get out of this because now he's already been fucking gone to jail for a fucking 14 year old. And he hasn't written a hit in a long

time. Yeah, we're talking 1990. His last album came out in 1979 and it didn't sell a lot. Uh-oh, that's good so his lawyer if you want to fuck underage girls you got to keep making those hits his lawyer pulls the race card and sues the district attorney directly okay well this is going on and says he's accusing of filing a malicious and politically motivated charges he ends up cutting a no plea deal the child abuse charges were dropped he got two years probation for misdemeanor possession of marijuana and that was it that's impressive so they find out he's videotaping underage girls in his house yeah that's a

problem. Well, the same year, some things also kind of went south. Because he owned a restaurant, not too far from his home, called the Southern Air. And he became the target of a class action lawsuit. To recap at this point, we know Chuck was a violent pedophile who did pay his taxes and had a degree in cosmetology. And what could this class action lawsuit possibly be about? Well, a female cook alleged that Barry had installed hidden cameras, both at the Southern Air and at his estate, Barry Park, to videotape and photograph women addressing or using the restroom. And this is in 1990s? Yes. So these cameras are huge. Yes. These are giant cameras with no. No, no, no, no. Wait to hear where these were located, Carl. Okay. These videos were found

in Barry's home. Okay. All of these videos were found in his home. Okay. They featured multiple shots of women from multiple camera angles, including angles from under the the toilet seat. How do you get a camera under the toilet seat? It's probably one of those like snake black and white deals. Oh, you seem to know this pretty well. No. Interesting. That's what like they had them in movies remember. No, Vinny's got this all figured out.

Hmm. Okay. That's interesting. Mm-hmm. Either way. We're wording things right now. Here's the real creepy part. Yeah. What's the real creepy part? Please. He was filming women peed and pooed. Uh-huh. But the videos that they found were very

professionally edited. into compilations that included close-ups, pauses, and lots of videos of what was left in the toilet because apparently women don't flush while they're sitting. They stand up first because they don't want to get to splash up their cooch.

Okay. So there was specific videos and pauses of the remnants of the bowls. So he's into the shit. Yeah. Are these chicks hot at least? They're fucking eating in a place called their Southern Air.

Those are probably biscuits and gravy shits, bro. That's a good point. Hundreds of people were filled. Girls under the age of 18 as well. He ultimately ended up settling a lawsuit for $1.2 million. And he had to split it among 59 different people. He lost the restaurant. Now, a little creepier.

Wait a second. So somebody videotapes or photographs your shit, you're entitled to how much money? They got a lot. That seems like too much. That seems like too much. But I've got it. Yeah. So he was just filming them like.

like dropping shits dude sure he's filming naked women in his house he's bringing 14 year old mexicans back to america and he's a dick to everybody he's just punching people wherever he goes yeah he's like a fucking problem so things get a little creepier three years later in 1993 the seizure of barry's porn collection led to a scandalous report in a now defunct spy magazine that uh went way behind behind behind the earlier scandals what's a spy magazine there was a magazine about spy equipment. They're like, this is what, this is what Chuck Barry uses.

That's how he got the money. Chuck Barry's toilet game. I will go to watch your shit. There's also a video that was released that showed him in an attractive blonde woman

on a New Year's Eve romp in a bathroom at a hotel suite. Say that again, but slower. There was a video that it was released. of a New Year's Eve romp in a bathroom at a hotel suite in Lake Tahoe Nevada in the video which has been released and if you tried to find it I'm sure you could he pees on the girl and then he farts at her face a couple of times she blows him and then he says quote I can't kiss you bitch you smell like piss um please tell me you grabbed audio from this no I couldn't find the audio that was just cool yeah yeah yeah I was hoping you had that. It's one of the funniest fucking things. Now, he did like farting on girls.

Yes, he did. Under it, he loved a fart on girls. I know that kind of makes you guys want to like him, but stop it. He's a terrible person. Actually fixed the category this week, which is creepiest dead musician. Chuck died at the age of 90 in 2017, and he was a very prolific creep, I have to say. He was a guy who kept it all under wraps, even though it was public shit. people really didn't know people still fucking play chuck barry songs on old radio nobody canceled

chuck that's true they they canceled our kelly they like took him off streaming sites and his label drafted him and everything yeah so hey listen i want to get your uh take on two fun facts i learned about chuck barry number one he always got the money up front and it had to be in cash okay he would go and get cash money from whatever promoter up front if they wanted an encore they had to pay for that in advance as well because that costs extra. Yep. Okay. So he always got paid, but he was also notoriously cheap.

Yes, this I did now. Okay. So he would leave the hiring of the backup bands. He never had his own band that he traveled with. He would leave it up to the concert promoter to just hire whoever the fuck because he, quote, assumed any bunch of kids would know all of his songs

and all of his arrangements, end quote. He was right. Because everywhere he went, he had a backing band playing the songs them. But he didn't even practice with any of them. No, he just show up and play the tunes. Yeah, and I know the songs, guys. And they were probably terrible. Oh, I don't think so. I mean, this is pretty straightforward music. Anyone can play it. Okay. All right. It's pretty basic shit. Yeah. So he's just an asshole. He's like, pay me up front, hire whoever the fuck. I don't really care about the quality of the show. He's not fucking James Brown out

there. Dock it people and paying a band to be good. Yeah, no, quite the opposite of James Brown. Not a perfectionist. Definitely not a professionalist. A guy doesn't rehearse with the musicians before the show. Not a perfectionist, I would say. Yep, and that is my creep this week. Chuck Barry, the father of rock and roll. And that's the way the news goes. All right, Vinny.

Excellent presentation. You can't beat R. Kelly, but at least you gave it a try. I like that. But for the category, I absolutely beat R. Kelly. A singer. Creepest singer. Creepest singer that we've already reviewed. I'm going to fight you. Was the category that we agree on. Possibly light you

on fire. I will be in the skump grade next week. ladies and gentlemen with my new co-host. Can I please edit this one? Can I do the post-production on this? No, you could go fuck yourself. No, you may not. All right, that was a lot of fun. Do we have a sponsor for our voicemail segment?

We certainly do. The creep-off voice mail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse, where you can experience Bill's level depression all year round. See you in Syracuse. That's good. That was a good one. Carl, do you have any voicemails? I do, actually.

Why don't you start it off? And it's interesting because these came in from the 315 area code, which if you're from this area, you know this area code very well used to be a running joke on the Brother Wee Show. Oh, where's this guy calling it from the 315? Oh, we'll talk slower. Come on, come on, come on. This is for creep off.

You guys don't talk enough about your new governor. She's a fucking unelected tyrant cunt. Also a creep. putting that out there fuck yourselves Vinny Winnie Oh never mind he's all right Gagia whatever

Fuck you All right It's thank you fuck you bye Kathy Hogle sucks All right And then he left another voice man Okay For creep off too

If anybody thought That the fucking like Syracuse bits Were just bits Syracuse is hell on earth I live I'm a small town New York boy Local news

For Syracuse yesterday Was now they're being investigate the fucking mall there is being investigated for keeping it too fucking cold they don't run the heat so everybody wears coats and shit i don't fucking know it sucks rochester sucks too fuck yourself they can't afford to heat the mall the one thing they're known for is this mall that they have and they can't even

afford to keep the heater on they're gonna just have wood bundles just burning in the fucking kindling to the mall with you today uh the glass ceilings are just going to be black from the smoke from all the fires are setting inside honestly god it should just be a fucking homeless camp i told you when i spent the eight hours there car yeah i walked by a homeless guy who was asleep in a massage chair he just lived there the entire time i was living his best life by the way he might have been dead he did not move the whole day and i was doing laps was that herb beta patch that you're describing right now no herb is the man oh he is is pronounced white supremacist not white supremacist not white supremacist

or whatever the fuck you were trying to say Vinnie Spinney Club Feet Carl for the win. Thank you, sir. I think both are correct, though. Am I crazy about that? You can say white supremacist? I think this guy is really

picking the wrong hill to die on. That's what you're going to seek from that show last week. That's not when I would have chosen. Our buddy Tucker Dixon left you a message. Hey, Carl. It's Tucker Dixon here. Yeah, I have a joke for you that gang variously told me.

What does Kansas City, or I'm sorry, what does Buffalo and the Jags have in common? They'll both be golfing this weekend. Anyways, that's all I got. Go Kansas City. Fuck you, Carl. Tucker out. Love you, fuck you,

whatever the fucking new tagline is. Call me back. Bye. It's a thank you, fuck you by. Is it? Simple. Thank you, fuck you by. Okay.

Simple. That was just calling me back. Oh my God. everybody left. Listen, guys, here's the deal. I got people here trying to do running bits. All right. What's here? I know. No. They're like a minute long each. I'm not doing it. There's like three of them. Kansas City, Chris. Thank you for wanting to fuck with Carl. Oh, geez. Just way too long, buddy. Way too long. All right. So remember, 45 seconds of voicemails, people. Carl, are you ready for a scum parade? I am ready for the scum parade. Let's go there.

Oh, no, it's the Skull Parade The Sky for the Skull parade Making Vinny's Day His Day You read the first story, right? I did, yeah. Yeah, this guy went on a little bit of a lark through the park. This guy was having a lot of fun.

This guy really was playing real-life Grand Theft Auto. It's so far. I have the exact same note. I'm telling you this is exactly this is this guys live in GTA you know I'll tell you before you read the story I'll tell you what my assessment is on this guy please he's a real piece of work might have a screw loose it's a real piece of work this guy Seattle police arrested a 33 year old man suspected of pushing women into Lake Washington and assaulting a toddler police say 1125 a.m. on a Monday morning three women were taking photos at a walking trail on Marsh Island when the man came up and tried to grab one of the women's phones from her hand. She held onto her phone and when her friend tried to help, the man shoved her into Lake Washington. The man reportedly ran further up the trail while the

woman helped their friend out of the water and called 911. Minutes later, police received another call. A woman was walking the trail with her year and a half year old daughter when the man grabbed the toddler by the hood of her jacket and threw her to the ground off the trail. Just picked her up and threw her off the fucking trail. The mother tried to go get her daughter, but the man grabbed her by the jacket and threw her into the lake so it turns out and i don't know if you got to this part of the article turns out the guy is actually ashton kutcher filming for a pumped reboot i think it's going to be good it's actually wilmer valderama they couldn't get ashton yeah she was too busy yeah i think it's going to be pretty good though i like the way

they're going with this one this is these are outtakes from jackass four i like it witnesses reported the main crossing mont lake bridge towards the university of Washington, the police department, to recognize the suspect's description because he had reportedly been at the UW medical center that morning and had thrown water on an employee before leaving around 1 p.m. The man allegedly ran up behind a woman jogging and N swept her legs under her. Like he's fucking Johnny Lawrence. Causing her to fall to the pavement. A man near boy saw the assault and went to help her, but the suspect came up and started punching him in the face. police arrived at the park and witnesses pointed out the suspect running away officers chased him down and arrested him the suspect was booked into king county jail for robbery assault of a child an attempted abduction of a child i don't know if that charge will stick did he get i just like i just threw the kid down i didn't want to take her anywhere he wasn't he wasn't bringing her anywhere i mean you could you could charge me for like you know littering i mean if the litter gets up and walks away i don't think it's litter that's true and he's throwing out hard You know, it's like Mitch Hedberg says, if you have legs in our flammable, you are never blocking a fire exit. I'm surprised he's getting a chance to piss on a hooker or something. He didn't really fulfill the trifecta there.

If only he played guitar and died, you could have used him this week. Yep. All right. Wowser, this next one was a lot of fun. We got an 18-year-old kid named Logan Smith. He was arrested in Florida down by Cocoa Beach on Monday. he's charged with one count of attempted murder in connection with a failed strangling.

Okay. Unless your podcast, Hintman, if you're going to kill someone, I don't recommend starting off with a strangling. Oh, remind me to tell you, I've seen a lot of the police cam footage

of them going to inspect his house, podcast hitman's. Really? Yeah, yeah, I got some footage from a FOIA request. It's pretty interesting. But let's get back to the...

Ooh, can we do that on this bonus episode we're going to do on Wednesday? Yes. Actually, good call. Let's do with that. Okay, so we're going to talk all about that. Keep that in mind, folks. So this story is nuts. A week ago, before his arrest, he allegedly collected an aerosol can of axe deodorant, a rubber mallet, and the belt of a robe. Were they all labeled Acme? The Acme products is Wiley Coyote. Do you get an anvil, too?

So the arrest report states, he placed the mallet and the axe aerosol on the ground next to him. while he laid in wait for the victim. Now, apparently this kid had spent the last six weeks tracking this guy. Okay. And figure out the times he ran, where he ran, his route. This kid was like hunting this fucking jogger. Yeah. And when he read the story, he's like, see, jogging is dangerous.

I knew it. I've been saying it all long. Why go into the old? Get yourself killed out there. It's bad for your knees. You might get murdered by someone. By a crazy 18-year-old. So the defendant waited for the victim to run past the light pole and proceeded to run after him.

The defendant then tossed the clothing robe belt over the victim's head until it was around the front area of the victim's neck. Okay. However, the victim was able to overpower the 18-year-old with martial arts. Wow, what are the chances the guy who exercises every day is hard to kill? He just turns around and is just like, hi-ya! Just like judo chops his fucking dead. I don't know why that would be the guy you pick as your victim, the guy who's out there exercising every day. Like, start with a dude in a wheelchair.

Well, I know why. because apparently after he was arrested he admitted that the reason he was doing this is because he planned to place the victim's body into his closet where he just said he basically he wanted to play with it and keep the body all to himself.

What do you want to do with it? Play it with it and keep it all to himself. This is my body. I get to have it. Is that how you play with the body? You would know about playing with toys, so I guess you would know. Put it in a different position.

No, he's like, that's why he's got the axe body spray, probably, just to fucking give this thing a preliminary spritzy before it goes in the closet. That would make sense. I didn't understand the deodorant. Now I do. Motherfucker, lead with the hammer. Yes. You dumb fucking kid.

You lead with the mallet. Right. You stupid. So he said he planned to play with the victim to fill his sexual fantasies. Oh, okay. Now it's making more sense. Smith is being held with Albana. It is not clear if he has an attorney.

And, uh, this is a very, very fucked up situation Brevard County, Florida. Did you see what led him to want to do this? No. You didn't see that in the article? No, what led him to want to do it? He watched the movie scream. Oh, yes, I did see that. Do they fuck a dead corpse in the movie scream? Because I do

not remember that. I haven't seen it in a while. Fucking Nev Campbell's acting. Damn! You're taking down the big ones now. Take that, Neff Campbell. what did she ever do exactly it's great exact thank you very good thank you very good by the way it doesn't help that they got comments from his like stepdad is his mom's boyfriend and he's like yeah that kid's a nerd what a dork it's like it probably doesn't help the stepdad's

calling you out he's like yeah he doesn't have friends he doesn't get invited to yeah he yeah it was my robe i left a laying around it's my bad no he literally told he had a statement that said this kid wouldn't get invited to any cool parties Yeah, he said the father thinks he said who's not been identified, described Logan as such. He wouldn't have been the kid he would have invited to the quote, cool parties. What kind of quote is that? Your stepson just trying to murder a guy and you're like, hey, he's a dork too. What a fucking loser.

Can't even throw a football. Would he lead with the robe? He led with the rope cord? Fucking nerd. What a bizarre story. All right. This next one was sent in by our pal chemistry cowboy in the discord. Shout out.

At least that's where I saw it first. I don't know if gangrously said it to me, too. But I got to tell you, the creep in this one looks a lot like my friend from elementary school's dad. Okay. And it really made me laugh when I saw this picture. Okay. A self-styled pastor and his wife have been arrested for allegedly keeping eight disabled people locked in a basement of their house. Okay.

Why were they doing that, many? Money, Carl. They were doing it for money. Police say Curtis Keith Banks in 55 and his wife operated an unlicensed care. facility at their property in Atlanta, Georgia. Investigators say the parent controlled the finances of the victims and sometimes withheld medical care. Paramedics responded to a report of a patient having a seizure on January 13th. After finding a door to the basement deadbolted, emergency crews notified police. A police statement said officers said they discovered eight physically

or mentally disabled people between the ages of 25 and 65 were locked in the room at certain times by Mr. Blankson and his wife. Whenever they go to the store or like, all right, like they treated the basement like my dog's crate. No, they treated it like an R. Kelly's girlfriend. Look at you can't have these people just roaming around your house. You don't know what they're going to get into. He's trying to keep them safe by keeping them locked up in this thing.

If they want to use a bathroom, I'm sure they can text them. They asked one of the victims, how long and how often were they kept down there and give them the details. And they said, How should I know? I'm retarded. Yep. I did say that. Honestly, I think the only thing these guys did wrong was not have a license.

Everything else seems like on the up and up to me. They were trying to help care for this poor people. Are you out of your goddamn mind? What do you mean if I out of my goddamn mind? Who are you going to like help retards? Are you going to bring them into your home? Of course not. Yeah, I'm not even invited to your house.

Of course not. For the same reasons. You'll break stuff. Correct. You're sticky. Mr. Blankston denies the charges against him and claim they were based on inaccurate information provided by the police. I agree. And was fraught with misinformation.

The statement claimed that the facility was not a group home, but rather a Christian ministry that supplies room and boarded individuals who have at oftentimes been homeless or wards of the state. There you go. That's what I'm talking about. This guy is a man of God bringing these people in. You don't get to deadbolt them in the basement. You got a deadbolt them in the basement or else they'll get out, Vinnie. How do you not understand this? These people have legs

They can move around You gotta deadbolt them in They said that he saw The movie saw And that's how he got the idea for this Why would you watch scream And they want to kill a check? It turns out

That's where Neff Campbell has been She was rescued All right This next story happened back in November And I just I guess The court case is coming up on it But holy shit Is this story crazy?

Okay. A Newark police officer struck and killed a male nurse with his car. Usually we would say you were a hero because they're creeps. Just kidding, male nurses. You're all right. Just kidding. A Newark police officer struck and killed a nurse with his car that drove the body to his mother's house seeking advice before returning to the scene with the body.

You're a cop, dude. You'd think that day one of training would be what to do when you kill you? someone. Isn't that like the first thing you do when you're a police officer is learning what to do when that happens? What makes the rest grow? Not if it happens. Officially at the Academy. Officials said on Wednesday, Louis San Diego 25 of Bluefield was arrested charges with reckless vehicular homicide, desecrating human remains and other charges after he hit and killed 29-year-old nurse, Damien Daimka of Garfield. Now, this happened on the Garden State. Parkway. Very, very early in the morning around 3 a.m. San Diego was off duty at the time. He was

driving a Honda Accord. He was looking at his cell phone. Hold on a second. This was the most depressing part of this story. He was driving a 2005 Honda Accord. We don't pay the police enough. We don't pay the police enough. That's rough, man. That is rough. That's when I like, like, my heart sank. How would you like to? What's worse driving her being killed by it? Oh, God. A driving. A 2005 accord ran me over. that's how I'm going out I'm sure the mill nurse had a decent fucking car I feel much worse for this police officer

this motherfucker was walking down the Garden State Parkway yeah why was he doing that nobody knows but I want to tell you something I do not blame the victim much oh here we go Carl that's usually his job but this guy really fucked up okay because this was

Halloween night this happened November 1st early in the morning okay this guy was leaving must have left some Halloween party because here is a picture of him and his boyfriend at that party that night. He's the one with the black mask. He's dressed as a goddamn deer.

Shut up. Are you serious? He has gold deer antlers on his head and he's walking across the turd pike. Well, maybe he saw a sign that show that that's where he's able to cross. Must have been. Either way. These signs are misleading.

They're still cars zipping by. Santiago fucking hits this guy who's dressed like a deer. Are you making that up? Is that a real photo of the person? Yes. All right. I mean, what are we talking about that?

So really, the only thing that this guy did wrong was drive this dead deer to his mom's house. No, it was a man. Oh, that was a man? That was a man. Show the photo again. Let me see. I don't know about that. With like a slutty deer mask.

I'm not convinced. That that's a human being. I don't know. I'm not convinced about that. Do deer have teeth like that? What kind of damage is that deer due to that 2005 on the cord? Not enough because they were able to drive around a couple of times. Yeah.

And instead of going to find medical help, they fucking drive to the guy's mom's house. Yeah. Like what, like, they're fucking Joe Pashy and Ray Leota and Goodfellas with the body in the truck. Mom, what are we going to do with this? The last place I'm going is my mom's house. When I have a dead body of my car. Joe Pashie, like, took the knife. He's like, it's for the hoof. It's for the hoof. The mother says, put it back. you found it like any mother would say advice yeah so they drive back and dump the body back off unbelievable yeah santiago then returned to the scene as his father lieutenant in the new york police department called 911 and reported that his son was in an accident so his dad's a cop too yes his dad calls him i don't say this guy might not be qualified to be a police officer yeah nepotism involved Police arrived and found Daimka's dead body in the backseat of the accord. In addition to vehicular homicide, Santiago additionally charged with leaving the scene of a crash, resulting in death,

endangering an injured victim, desecrating moving human remains, conspiracy to hinder prosecution, tampering with physical evidence, obstructing the administration of the law, two counts of official misconduct, and the mother was charged due with conspiracy. Yeah, he got a lot of people in trouble with this one. A lot of people are in trouble. But this is going to court, and I cannot wait to find out what happens to this guy. This is fucking bonkers. Wow.

I bet he won't be allowed to be a police officer anymore. I'm pretty sure that those days are done. I bet. I'm all security guard for him. So that's the scum parade for this week. Thank you so much for listening. We want to remind you all that the roast of Carlin Vinny can happen. It is not guaranteed that it will happen.

But it can if we could get to 500 patrons by March 1st. Yes. for our Patreon. We do two bonus episodes every single month and they're fun episodes because we have different formats. It's not like this show. Yep. And I've Vinny, you had an idea for a new format. Oh, do you want to, should I pitch it? Yeah, let's pitch it.

So if you are a member of the Patreon, we are going to allow you guys to challenge us. The way I was thinking we could do this was we could pick two listeners. I'll go head to head with one of them. I'll go head to head with the Khazaru. You go head to head with the Vianon.

Okay. And we basically play a creep-off game. We pick a category and then we each compete against that person. You, the listener, get to be involved and actually host the show. Yeah, you think you could do it better? Do you? You think you could do it better? Chances are you can. Probably so. You'll probably make us look dumb.

But it'd be a lot of fun. So if you want to do that, make sure you're signed up for the Patreon. We're going to try to do that the first Patreon show for February, I believe, is the talk. But we still have another Patreon show this month. Who are these creeps? Who are these creeps? Where we will be discuss the inside of podcast

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