The Creep Off - Episode 98: Virginia is for Puppy Lovers

Episode Date: January 31, 2022

This week Karl & Vinnie Make their nominations for the biggest creep from the commonwealth of Virginia: In the Scum Parade we meet meth dealing animal trainer, the best Mom ever and a dad who’s no end job crushed his soul and his kid.  

Hey everyone, Tucker Dixon here with your weekly recap. Last week was Dead Musician Week. So Carl brought in R. Kelly. Now before you shoot off your spicy, I'd piss on his grave, but he'd probably like it, tweet. R. Kelly is very much alive, thus I believe Carl should be disqualified. The good news is Vinny brought in an actual dead musician, Chuck Berry. He also had an affinity for piss play. But all of his crimes were against objects, you know, prostitutes.

Thus also disqualifying Vinny. But don't worry, I brought in the real creepiest dead musicians. And that would be David Bowie, for making. the Dancing in the Streets music video. No, seriously, go look that shit up right now. That's all I got for this week. I hope you're ready for a great show, and Pucker, out. Creep off.

Creep off. Creep off. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, coo, coo.

I have to eat, peeps. I have to eat. I need my energy. I got to say, I think that Tucker would have won with David Bowie, with that explanation right there. It really is a good pick. It's a good pick. Better than yours was. Because yours person is alive. By the way, my board's not making any sound. At all.

No. Can you check the connection on that real quick? Because I want to be able to hit awesome drops. like this one what a dick yeah that's fine great i think it was on your your side there now no i didn't no i blame you what do you play in bingo now too what's going on over there all right everybody welcome to another edition of your favorite true cry podcast the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps i am your host the tower of power too sweet to be sour the people's champion And as always my co-host

This guy deserves a smack upside the head That's him It's C C Carla What is happening Vinny Polito What a weird start to his show huh Yeah I'm not Jimmy Dore

That's the guy who deserves a slap to his hat According to the 7 John It still suits you It fits Fair enough It still fits I think he would say the same thing about me I think he'd say meaner things about

Probably You know what he would say about you What's that Exactly what he said When he responded to my invitation to be on the potential Carl and Vinnie Roast. Yeah. Because he responded to me.

He responds to my messages. Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah. It's awesome. I said, do you want to do something, record something? It could be as simple as Carl. Go fuck yourself to hell.

Whatever you want to say, just give me something on tape. And his response was, I don't punch down. Oh, okay. Just so you know, that's a true thing. All right. Well, I make more money than him at podcasting, and my videos on YouTube get more views that has. So if he might want to reconsider that, we'd love to have him on the roast. I think that'd be great. Sick burn. Sick burn. I'm just saying, I'm not punching down. He wouldn't

be punching down at this point. It's pretty obvious what's going on. I love that you reached out to. Do you have his phone number? Yeah. Yeah, I do too. Yeah. Do you know where he lives? Yeah. Are we threatening him? I know his full. I know his real name too. What's his real name? John Melendez. I know. I'll put it out there. What a great, uh, start to a show. Carl, last week we did Creepiest Dead Musician. Well, we did that creepy singer. We did the creepiest singer. No, we did not. We did Creepiest Dead musician, and here

is the result. All right, what do we got here? Oh, shit. Midian Chuck Barry takes it. And this is a huge deal that's going down. Right before our very eyes here. I beat your ass.

It's 3 to 2. Shit. Hey, Carl. Yeah, Benhousing for the win housing. Yep. Fuck yeah. All right. Congratulations.

I, uh, I might have dropped the ball a little bit last week. I might have been out of sorts. Did you just admit that you just fucked up? Just a minute. I fucked up. Okay. That bills game threw me off, threw off my game a bit. Yeah.

So the bills, man, the team that lost to the team that lost to the Bengals to go to the Super Bowl. That's got to feel good. That's shocking what happened in the second half of that game. The Chiefs could not move them. ball i was i was surprised yeah well i'm glad the bangles won there you go i'm sure you are i'm sure you were kind of like happy about it you were kind of like fuck mahomes i bet i feel bad for richard christie other than that i don't feel bad all right i don't know what that means so ladies

and gentlemen this week you don't know the chief sir richard's favorite oh yeah my homes is my favorite okay okay enough with your stern show references boomer no ma homo i never heard that Speaking of Stern, I just heard my buddy Mike who listens to Howard Stern. So we played Nikki Glazer's song for Bob Sagitt on the, who are these podcasts? I listened to the whole episode yesterday afternoon. So apparently Nikki Glazer, Howard Stern played it too. But Howard did not goof on it at all because he thought it was beautiful. Yeah.

Yeah. That's how bad Howard Stern's got. He hears that song. And his first one isn't immediately, what the fuck was Nikki thinking? Nicky's a good egg, but that was not a good choice. He's not even a little bit. Have fun with that podcast next week. Can I throw out a thank you to Tab for plugging our Patreon contest?

We're trying to get this roast happening. We have to get to 500 patrons by March 1st or it's just not happening. That's it. Right. We have to get the 500. We're at 430 something, 438 as of today. So we need with 62. 62 to go.

And I want to tell you that, yes, we want you to sign up because then we'll have the roast and the roast will be recorded and we'll put it out and people can come to if they want to. But the real reason you should sign up is because there's great content on there. Yeah. We do the scum streams. We have the Hall of Fame episodes. Absolutely. Who are these creeps? We just did a brand new who are these creeps last week where we talked all about our pal podcast hit mad and all of his shenanigans. And we learned a lot about the case. We did, yes. Because Carl got some body cam footage from Mike, what's his name from a sword and scale? Right. Mike Boudet. That's the guy. That's the guy. So this week, let's get into the content.

shall we, the theme this week. The last time we did a state, I believe we did West Virginia. Okay. Well, today we're heading to the Commonwealth and we're just doing regular old Virginia. Oh, East Virginia we're doing today. East Virginia. All of the creep. So I guess it's time to rig that bell car.

Let's start this motherfucker. You won. So you're up first, Vinny. Who's the creepiest Virginian? Well, ladies and gentlemen, my story this week doesn't have to be a long convoluted story. Thank fucking God. Thank you, God. But I do hope you brought your barf bags.

Okay. Strap in, kids. I have my Jackie laugh button all ready to go. Carl, today my story is pretty sick. I was legit gagging thinking about this, so I'm going to try really hard to get through it. Okay. The first person we're going to be today is not my creep.

But if it wasn't for this man, my creep would never have been brought to justice. Okay. I can't call him a hero. This guy, Craig Knox, was my creep's roommate. Okay? and Craig Knox was arrested November 1st, 2016. It was charged

with raping a 9-year-old boy in Pennsylvania at a furry sex party with like five other guys. That's how you do it. Yeah, so he moved down to Virginia to escape the cops. Kids love teddy bears. They dressed the kid up in a fox costume, like just fucked every

whole this child had. I mean, that's terrible. It's, yeah, you should not laugh at that. So he moved down to Virginia to go live with another man that he knew through the furry sex ring. Okay. That's nice, you know, to have a roommate with common interests. Sure. My creep, Stephen Taylor. Stephen Taylor. Dream on. Dream until your dream comes true. They lived in a nice little house of Virginia in Henrow County with Taylor's eight Rottweilers.

Okay. Right? As you can imagine, being the roommate of a pedophile's got to be a bit of a problem, but if you're both pedophiles, I guess it's okay. But being the roommate of a pedophile who got caught and got your house rated, that's a whole. other chestnut kids. That's a bad roommate right there. Could you imagine just sitting there trying to play Halo and the cops come in and take your Xbox because it has a fucking hard drive and you're just like, God damn it. I didn't finish my game. I can't imagine that. It sounds it sounds terrible. You're just trying to like have a Sunday morning breakfast. The cops are just going through your roommates under Ruse collection. Yeah, I think there's a couple more hard drives

in the back room there, officer, if you want to go check that. It's got a pile of phones for some reason if you want to go check that. All the electronic devices in the house are taken, whether their knoxes or tailors right yeah it's gonna happen yeah so uh five days the cops were back why do you think they were back carl they were back for raping children no carl no carl they came back because when they looked at the hard drives that belonged to stephen taylor they found a total of 171 images of beastiality that's right carl And they called it toughy love. I see what you did there.

This is not good, folks. Videos included 171 images of bestiality and videos, also very clear images of Taylor performing oral sex on one of the dogs. Hey, that's fucked up. Blowing dogs, dude. Well, did you see that it's coming out that there was some beastiality going on at the Playboy Mansion with our buddy Hugh? Oh, really?

Rocketing a dog? Dude, I have audio. Apparently this is a thing that everyone's into. Everyone's fucking with dogs for some reason. Dude, I have audio from one of the videos. Oh. Okay. Does that mean you saw this video?

I have audio for one of the videos. Okay. Come on. Red rocket. Red rocket. Red rocket. Red rocket. Red rocket.

Come on. Come on, dog. Red rocket. Ahah! Just the fuck are you doing! This is just the dude. tapes are disgusting the images are disgusting okay this guy had a penchant for going down on rotwilers okay mail mail dogs right yeah i think male dogs i don't know man that's pretty

gay or yeah it's pretty gay going on the other way too it's all just fucking disgusting uh-huh so the county attorney neel osbuki said in court i just don't have any words the judge said this is disgusting and a vet who examined one of taylor's pets found it had an infection on its penis, glands, and rectum. The man had given the dog herpes. Oh. Now, two of the animals were put down after. Why was that funny?

Two of the handles were put down after cop sees them. And initially, Taylor pushed back on the allegations, and he called all of the charges lies. Okay. Well, he's just really good at Photoshop is what he wants to tell. Yeah, well, he had a good story, too. You know what the story was? He said the person of the photograph was not him,

but it was his roommate, Craig Knox. Wearing a mask to make it look like it was him. Well, Knox very quickly rolled over like a good boy and admitted that he knew Taylor was having sex with the dogs. And Knox was pissed. He was like, how fucking dare you tell people I fuck dogs? I fuck kids, God damn it. I fuck children.

You ruin it my good name over here. How dare you be searched me. Check the registry. It says it right here. Yeah. Nine-year-old boy. Turns out there is a text message. thread that Knox was able to produce between him and Taylor, where Taylor was like,

come on, man, come on, try fucking one of the dogs. Come on. And he's like, no, dude. I'm not into that. And he's like, come on, man. It's fun. You'll like it. He's basically, the roommate is trying to get his other peto roommate to fuck his dogs.

Can I just say this, many? That's a conversation you just, you need to have in person. You can't text that conversation. He can't. Yeah. Yeah. Especially because it ends up being court, go, going. That's, that's one of those cover states where you say, hey, man, what are you doing later tonight?

You got, you got a few minutes to chat. So when you're looking at these two guys, you have to wonder who's the bigger creep. The guy who is blowing dogs on fucking, and giving them herpes. And giving them herpes. And then trying to blame his roommate for or the roommate who fucked one nine-year-old at a furry sex party. Now, you have to wonder who the creep is here, but I'm going to give it to Taylor and here's why. Okay. Because Taylor, apparently.

You're in competition with yourself over there. You're trying to figure out who the bigger creep is from just your creeps. Yes, I am. I really have. But this is how I settled it. All right. Let's hear it. Taylor got knocks to fuck one of the dogs.

Oh, he did. He peer pressured the guy into fucking one of the other dogs. Okay. And how did they go for him? He didn't like it. He claims it wasn't a thing, you know? Come on. Okay.

You go from a nice warm, nine-year-old's butt hole. Yeah. To a fucking rot one. Hey, in a pinch. It wasn't a Doberman. Sometimes you know, you got a slump cost. He braw beat the guy enough. to eventually fuck one of the dogs.

Taylor entered what was called an Alfred plea to a felony charge, which keeps him from legally admitting guilt, but states that the evidence against him is sufficient for a conviction. Okay. However, he did plead guilty to misdemeanor animal cruelty. 20 months

in prison. That's all, huh? That's all he got. He's not allowed to own dogs anymore. Really? But that is my creep. The guy who had a furry child fucking roommate and he convinced that guy to fuck his dogs and likes to go down on Rottweilers. Rottweilers?

He had eight Rottweilers, you said? Eight Rottweilers. Interesting. Rutt Rowe. That's my creep this week. All right. My creep this week is Virginia Wolf. Oh, I'm sorry, Carl.

What? My creep this week is Virginia Wolf. You know who that is? No. She is a British writer, very well known for her writing style in the 20th century. I'm just kidding with you. So lame. I'm just fucking with you.

Is it? I actually, because I fucked up last week. I found someone who was born in Virginia, Newport News, Virginia. He then went to school at Virginia Tech. He was at Virginia Tech. He is very, very well known as a Virginian. In fact, I don't like this one. All of his creepiness was even done in Virginia at a place called the Bad News Kettle.

The what? You brought dogs. I brought dogs. What are the chances of that? Yes, we're talking about the worst Vic any of us know. Michael Vic, who was drafted number one overall in the 2001 draft by the Atlanta Falcons, went on to make four Pro Bowl appearances, went to a NFC championship game early in his career. But he had a little side hustle going that got him in a little bit of trouble.

He certainly did. Graphic details about how Michael Vick's Virginia property was the headquarters of Bad news kennels. The dogs were raised there to fight that Vic not only financed the operation, but took part in gambling. Why would you call it bad news kennels? It kind of makes it seem like they're up to no good over there, doesn't it? It's really not an attractive name for a dog kennel. Yeah, right. I'm sure the guy who was making the sign was like, hmm, this is odd. You sure you want three of these? All right. You just want the dogs extra depressed when they're brought here in trucks. Exactly. So it's interesting because Michael Vic had this.

property in a very rural area of Virginia and during the football season he would fly home every single week and people were wondering why are you flying back to your home in Virginia why not just stay in Atlanta with your teammates during the season but Vic always had to get back because well he's a dog it's a beautiful state he loves well that's where his dogs were though and he loves dogs all his life you know I always had a passion for animals and I always had a dog uh I kept a dog wherever I can keep a dog wherever I can keep My mom would let me keep one in the house. So I always snuck and had a dog hidden somewhere.

Took care of it, you know, with my own money, however I could get it. But the day I seen that dog fight, something changed. I didn't know dogs were reacting in the way that they did. So what's funny about this story, because it's obviously a laugh riot, is the way that he was busted. His cousin was also into drugs. drugs. And he was out at some type of a nightclub. There was a drug sniffing dog outside sniffing up his car. Guy comes out, gets busted for drugs because of the drug sniffing dog.

And then he gives up Michael Vick. He's like, so listen, I know you found this eighth of weed. Yeah, but I got something. I got something for you. You ever heard of Ron Mexico? Ron Mexico. Yeah, it's very good. So there was an informant then who infiltrated uh this these guys ring of dog fighting and gave up a lot of information hello fellow dog fighters what's funny because this informant was actually in jail for do it for dog fighting and this is what he did to get out of prison was to snitch on other people doing dog fighting rings right right and he talked to the informant had a lot of information which he gave me he talked about the uh dog fighting activities on vixo residents he talked about how the dogs were executed

The dogs that did not fight. They called it rolling, where they tested the dogs for how vicious they were. And if they didn't fight, then they would kill them. They were hung, they were drowned, and they were slammed to death. All right, so if they didn't fight well, they would hang them or drown them or slam them to death. By the way, Michael Vick is still on television. I don't know if you know that, but he's, he does, he's like an analyst. Oh, for the Westminster Kettle Club?

No, I don't think that's one of this. Is he one of the judges? For the NFL. Is he the one, like, looking at the dog's teeth? Thanksgiving. Oh, God. And then they talk about because the informant told him where they were burying the dogs, they went and dug them up on the property. Doug at the areas that the informant told us and we uncovered the dogs. I remember one of the first ones when you would see the face of a dog looking at you

and his eyes were wide open and almost looked like it was just, you know, staring right at you. Pretty brutal. They would just murder these dogs. Didn't want to fly. and bury them nicely. Yeah, what a terrible guy. Now, of course, when this all came out, Michael Vick, star quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons is not going to go down. Police investigating allegations of drugs found evidence of dog fighting in a Virginia home owned by Michael Vick. The Atlanta Falcon quarterback says he did have a kennel operation,

but denied any involvement or knowledge of a dog fighting ring at his house. Yeah, how would he possibly know that? The cops like to wear did all these tiny boxing gloves come from, Mr. Vic. You obviously ordered them from Amazon. We have your name on the package. Now, Vic was going to try to just say he had no involvement,

no clue about what was going on. Unfortunately, his cousin, Tony Taylor, testified against him in court. He was kicked out. He found all the stuff outside the gate. One night he came back,

and he was no longer part of the bad news. kennel operation. We approached Tony Taylor. He agreed to cooperate with us on the dog fighting case. And he brought a picture of all four of them at a dog fight in, I believe it was North Carolina. So this guy got kicked out of the club. And he's like, fine, I'll just snitch out everybody now. That guy's a real Craig Knox. Yeah, right? So this is Vic admitting to what he did. When the case came to a guilty verdict, there was a statement of facts of what occurred in Mr. Vic signed that that's actually what happened. And that was part of the statement of facts. That means that he took part in killing the six to eight dogs by hanging, drowning, and the slamming to death.

So Vic admitted that he killed six to eight dogs by hanging, drowning, and slamming them to death. And Vinny, you have dogs. I have three wonderful dogs. Could you imagine harming your own dogs? Imagine, yes. Dogs want to please their master. Now you're putting this dog in this position where it's going to be physically harmed, routinely, and psychologically scarred, all because it's trying to please you.

You're taking advantage of that and abusing it like a kid, right? Like a child. I think that people equate what he did. with child abuse. Do you think people equate what he did with child abuse? Middy, why not? For my, take my argument, yes. A lot of women in relationships with each other do, yes.

A lot of dog mommies out there would agree that this is certainly child abuse. They're just drinking their wine going, I can't believe it. So Michael Vick, in the middle of his NFL career, was convicted. Vic stood without emotion as the federal judge handed down a 23-month prison sentence, followed by three years probation for his role in a dogfighting operation. What's crazy to me, Vinny, because we lived through this. You remember all of this news when it came out, is that Michael Vick was allowed back into the league and played for three more teams after that.

The Philadelphia Eagles, the Jets and the Steelers. Yes, very good. Look at you. Keep it up on this stuff. He didn't have a lot of action. He was mostly a backup. He did play in Philly quite a bit. Yeah, yeah.

He was actually pretty good. I had him as my fantasy quarterback like two years in a row. he did make appropriate yeah good job betty now we know who the creep is now we know exactly about that i absolutely did i can't believe this guy was allowed back in the league and fans are cheering for him this guy's a fucking asshole well if you met eagles fans what are you that's a good point talking about that's a good point yeah bobcat we're looking at you fuck those dogs um all all right now pierce morgan interviewed michael vick oh i'm sure that's great and uh asked the question that we'd all like to know because

Vic wrote a book about this and talks about what a dog lover he is. I played the clip earlier saying that. So Pierce had a pretty good question here. You see, people will, they'll read the book and they'll see you claiming you're a dog lover. And they'll say, how can you be a dog lover when you killed a lot of dogs

because they were too weak to fight? When you enjoyed and made money from dogs fighting, how can you be both? How can you be a dog lover that enjoys doing that too? I know it may seem contradictory, but you know that's just the person that I was oh that clears it up there you go that makes sense I mean it would have been better if he just said I like him when they win yeah right

I choose favorites all right I'm guilty of choosing favorites yes sorry sorry I'm sorry I'm guilty of is having a heart too big so I guess if you are worried about uh dogs being pleasured sexually and getting pleasured then you should be given STDs you should vote for Vinny but if you're more concerned about dogs being tortured and beaten to death and forced to fight each other then you should vote for Carl and we're back on the creepoff dot com for voting right no we're not no oh it's all fucked up again

all right so here's a deal we're going to be a patron this is the last week we're going to be on Patreon I'm moving the website to a different server okay I'm just waiting to hear back from the web guy who's doing it for me and odds are might be done today or tomorrow, but I'm just going to put the voting at Patreon this week just in case. Okay. Are we hosting that website in Syracuse or something? What's going on? No.

What's the problem? No, I, somebody else I know owns the server and just like offered us the space, which was very nice of them. But at this point, time to go. All right. Sounds good. So that's it, man. The creepiest East Virginian. Well, I think I came up with the name of this episode already.

Yeah, what's that? Virginia is for puppy lover. I get it. There it is. All right, Carl, are you ready for some voicemails? Not yet, hold on. Okay, yep, now I'm. Okay, great.

The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse was purchased from the Native Americans for three smallpox blankets and a disabled horse. A deal historians now call the fairest trade ever done. See you in Syracuse. Nice. I like how we recorded it into a little. a toilet bowl, but, you know, it's pretty good. It's a good joke. Not bad.

Good job, McRide. Ladies and gentlemen, let's start off with some voicemails. Here we go. Hey, Carl and me. I'm only like a little over halfway through the archives, but I just want to say, I'm also from New York, and I'm like 15 years younger than you guys. Calling the kids that went to Bose's retarded, I want to let you know when I was in high school was still alive and well. Yes.

Fuck those retards. Good. Call him there. I like it. productive update that was I have a voicemail for us as well Vinnie someone a little disappointed in your show prep from last week so creep-off message here hey Carl I like you was disappointed that Vinny did not bring a clip of the of Chuck Barry farting in the hooker's face for last week's creep-off but I being a loyal Jerome Mike

fan believe that I can accurately depict it over the phone. I'm using just my mouth for this. There's what you missed. You can smell my part. I think I got it. Nailed it. Okay. Well.

See you. I agree. I totally did fuck up because I didn't have the tape and honestly, when I found out the tape existed, I was at the club and I really didn't want to Google that here. You want to leave your job over that? Yeah. So a bunch of people said it to me.

And Carl, I happen to have a clip ready right here for you. Let's do it. Now, here's the thing, folks. Those of you who are watching us live on YouTube are not going to be able to see this. Only Carl will. Okay. Carl, I think you will enjoy. Here we go, pal.

There is Chuck Berry. How would you describe his current state here? It depends on, it looks like he's laying on his back with his legs up. Yep. And this woman has his fucking father of rock and rolls cock in her mouth. Yep. And here we go. My asshole kiss.

My assimal kiss. Oh, God. She's going down at his asshole. She looks like to see that. She jumps back so far. It's the best part is the reaction. She looks like fucking Kramer. Like just walking to Jerry's house.

Here's a hooker who's licking an asshole who's like, that's too far, sir. How dare you. You've got too far with that one. No, she just went right back to tugging his balls. She was a trooper that one. She's a pro. Yep, she's a pro. She earned her money.

All right. You earned her victory there, Vinny. Yeah, yep. So just so anybody knows, I didn't want to rip you off. I want to make sure you all got to hear Chuck Barry farting and a higger's face. All right. I'm a good guy like that. All right.

Back to the voice. Carol. Pop up on bills. Everybody thought they were going to win. At least where I live Yeah, fuck the bills Also, if any of you big fat piece of shit The website, I thought you said it was going to work this week

Where that ain't fucking working It's still on who fucking celebrated treatment this better So figure your fucking shit out also Carol, you crooked tooth motherfucker Ha ha ha ha Who, who the bills suck Bye Can we both agree that this guy wins

Least likable caller of the day? to say, like, he's not making any friends. Yeah, this guy. With this call. Yeah, we both dislike you said. I also don't like that. That was like a Bill's sandwich. We're going to come back around to that again. All right, we get it. Like, people left me messages like, God damn it, you fucking

piece of shit, son of a bitch, the website, you son it would work. And I'm going, man, we do shows about people who like throw kids against fucking walls to watch them splat. And I'm the fucking asshole because the server doesn't work. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty amazing. And I'm the asshole because I'm

laughing at those kids who are splitting against the wall I mean what the fuck is wrong with these people fucking entertainment come on can't win we're entertainers any more voice sales caro no that's all I got buddy all right we're moving on you had to a scum parade I do but I want to make one announcement before we go next week

I will be jumping into Lake Ontario oh that's right the polar plunge yes it is coming up this upcoming week what is that because I got to get down there to film it I don't remember if it's Thursday or Monday okay I have to go back and look and I'm sorry I just remembered this i want to thank our pal chrissey she made a very generous donation the money went to the special olympics oh thanks chrissey and uh that was very sweet of her so thank you thank you to

everybody else who donated i believe it was and gregg a couple people threw some money in there and i made the goal so i will be jumping into the lake i have my outfit picked out i'm ready to go god is you know what the temperature's supposed to be we got to know what day it's it's we've had some really cold days it's like nine degrees outside today yeah well today's warmer but like yesterday was below zero i would oh that would love if it was one of those days be so amazing so dr steve and i chatted a little bit uh i texted him to get some uh it's february 6 so i think it's sunday alex just posted it would be sunday yeah okay okay so uh there's no football sunday right just a pro bowl yeah who gives a fuck about that

why i bet the over you bet the over on the pro bowl every year is free money that's a good idea yeah it is that's some good advice it really is there's no defense taking place at a pro bowl game what a good call actually yeah so sunday i'll be jumping into the fucking lake karl i hope you get to uh come and watch i will be there with my uh my phone i uh talked to dr steve he gave me some advice i would be wearing my crocs okay i'm gonna wear my crocs into the lake okay just just for safety because i don't want my feet to get the hypothermia well crocs aren't going to stop that from happening yeah when you come out of the cold water and walk in snow and shit yeah that could cause the frost light and shit to come in gotcha so like

He gave me some good tips, and I got to tell you, I am really looking forward to it. Like, I walked outside earlier today and just thought about it for 30 seconds and wished I was dead. Stunt Boy, Vinny, starting his stunt boy career. Maybe one day you'll be the WATP stunt boy. Maybe that's like your career trajectory. Oh, if only. Oh, if only, I could reach those heights. All right, I'm going to start the scum parade.

All right. Pitos, dittling, huge bag of murderers, Ray, they're still a great pitty-ray So you see your path, abusive asshats Yeah, the skunk parade Scum parade On the creepballs Yeah, some parade

For drum parade Who Carla and Vinny are back we should use that more often that is the best one it really is quite wonderful so ladies and gentlemen i added an extra story in this week because they're a lot of fun micky joe pulk an alabama man's trial was scheduled to start monday but it was continued until february 28 now according to court documents pulk faces charges for possession of a wild animal stolen property possession of a weapon by a felon and he was arrested in june of 2019 now he's

39 years old, he will face other charges later. According to court records, he was arrested December 23, 2021 on charges of chemical endangerment of a child and trafficking methamphetamine. Oh, okay, he's meth guy. As well as some other drugs and weapons charges. Now, according to documents, Polk was indicted back in June of the Chemical Endangerment Act when a drug bus in Athens, Georgia turned up meth ammunition body armor, also found was a caged squirrel.

Now, before authorities acted on a search warrant, They were warned about this fucking squirrel. Yeah. They said, if he's got the squirrel, be careful. It's guard dog, it's guard squirrel? He kept the squirrel hopped up on meth. So it would be extra aggressive. Now, I think this is tactically fucking brilliant.

I agree with that. Yes. Now, here's my question for you. He's fucking this squirrel too, right? No. He's probably having sex with the squirrel too. He's treating this squirrel better than Michael Victory treated the dogs

I don't know about that I think we can find this squirrel You just got to find a squirrel With a pink sock hanging out Underneath its tail They do love nuts Could you imagine being a cop And going in to do a drug bust

And then the door just slabs And then you just hear And then you look down And there's just like a fucking Nuss squirrel Just biting you in the neck Terrified And that jump into the next guy

And biting him in the neck It just like a bounce off everybody Bullets are spreading everywhere And it's just cops fucking shooting and the squirrel jumping out of all I think you're on to something

this guy's fucking brilliant this could be a movie I think you're on to something the uh the meth head squirrel now they released the squirrel into the woods they said without incident

but when this guy Paul got out of jail he released a video the day after the bust with the squirrel oh he was reunited which he claims was the same squirrel

that the deputies released Because he saw the pig sock. And he also said he denied that he fed the squirrel meth. But why the fuck else would the squirrel come back? Yeah, exactly. It's like, hey, man, listen, I'll bite the cops again. You just get some more shit. You know, that's fucking exactly what happened here.

So that's a crazy story. We'll find out what happens at a later date. Carl, I asked you a question in the email about this next story. Yes. I want to know if you think this woman is the best mom or the worst mom. I have some thoughts on that. Carrie Caviasca, 36 was very. arrested Saturday at reckless endangerment and risk of injury charges in connection with her

three-day trip to the Sunshine State of Florida last November. Caviaska is free on a $5,000 bond and police began investigating her after her ex-husband reported that she had left their children ages 9 and 11 alone in their house as she went to Florida for three days with their new boyfriend. Now, she's a primary school teacher. Yes. She's a middle school teacher. Can we all stop praising teachers now and talking about how underpaid they are? Who praises teachers? I fucking hated them since day one. Exactly.

If you're a fucking teacher, suck my dick. I am tired of this thing. Like, oh, the teachers, they do so much. They're underpaid. No. A lot of them are assholes. How's my ass taste? Math teacher.

Fuck you. She's got full custody of these kids. Yeah. The spouse provided the cops with a series of text messages that she exchanged with the children where they were out of town. Things such as, I told you to stay in the kids. the basement who advised the children to avoid the upstairs of the residents and just stay downstairs. One child asked, are we going to school? No, right?

Kavaska replied, no. On a Sunday evening when one of the children asked, what are we going to have for dinner? Kaviska answered, just eat candy. Yes. Just have some candy. Just eat candy. So here's my answer to your question. Coolest mom or worst mom ever.

Totally depends on what type of candy they had in the house. Fucking juice is left over candy cord. Reese's peanut butter cups, greatest mom ever. Smarties, worst mom ever. Wouldn't you agree? A thousand percent. That's really what it comes down to. You're talking about Reese's.

That's like my second favorite to pizza. Have you ever tried it on pizza? Should we go do that right now? Should we get out of here? All right, see you guys. Reese's pizza buttercups. I think we're out of something. I think we are too.

So she was very concerned about these children going upstairs. The one kid asked if he could go upstairs to pee, She said, yeah, but hurry off. She's like, yeah, turn, no lights. She told it. So this is my question for you, Vinny. Does she not own curtains? Why is it so difficult to not be seen in your own house?

Yeah, she just doesn't want anybody going where the kids are there and she's gone. Yeah, but she's worried she's going to get blown in. Keep the curtains closed. No one will see the kids that are there. And the only person who was there watching them was their dog, which I do not know if it was molested or not. They did keep the dog, which leads me to believe that the kids had to take the dog out, right? who knows who knows that dog might have been pissed it and shit in the candy pile oh man don't say that whatever you do don't say that her defenses her defense of the whole thing is that she did order uber eats for them several times

that's nice that's nice you fed your children good all right she's in trouble for that so worst mom if she left some shit candy best mom if she left good candy correct i could get behind that all right we're going to port charlotte florida a punta gordon is facing to charge after deputy And he said he showed a picture of his penis to a young girl at a Walmart. Hmm. Okay. This sounds like something familiar. This is actually a new take on an old favorite.

Okay. This is like a cover. The victim told deputy she was waiting at the electronic section of the store, waiting for her mother who was in the restroom when the man approached her. According to the sheriff's office, the man later identified his 25-year-old Jonathan Thacker, allegedly placed his phone on a shelf near the girl with a photo of his genitals clearly visible. The victim stepped away from Thacker and tried to call her mother when the 25-year-old picked up his phone

and pointed the screen towards her while pretending to look at a television. See, I want to point something out here, Benny. He's just going, all of this. Look at the other way and just like waving it in her face. All of this would be fine if only his buddy was there filming him doing this.

Then I'm totally cool with all of this behavior. There's no podcasts involved. Right. If they're not uploading this for people to enjoy, then I don't think it's right. So, that should be a consequence. Show a photo of your, of your dick, girls in Walmart. I don't think that should be a consequence.

Okay, actually, I'm going to take that one back. It's a bad consequence. The girl then walked away from Thacker and told her mother what happened. The suspect casually walked out of the store after the incident. Deputy said investigators used surveillance footage to identify the 25-year-old. Thacker is facing the charge for knowingly showing obscene images to a minor. Deputy said he has a prior arrest for lewd exposure of sexual organs and was a suspect in two other cases. So this is a guy who clearly is trying to sovereign citizen this and like some type of technicality.

I didn't show her my dick. She saw a picture of my dick, Your Honor. That's what he's going for here. The same kick, the same thrill of show it his dick to someone, but with just a little bit of plausible deniability, throw it in. It's weird that you would see that as a thrill. So this guy, why else was he doing it? I must be a weirdo, dude. I do not have a single photo of my dick.

on my phone is that weird is that odd they're all on jenny's it's horrible am i the odd ball on this of course not nobody well i guess i can't say nobody i feel like everybody's got photos of their dick all over their phone i don't understand it there's a guy i know there's a comic i know he's got a real fucking problem with this oh really he's got a real fucking problem with this i'm not going to say a name yeah no tell me about the problem though the problem is he films like fucking everything uh-huh and this guy fucks constantly he's on every dating app and he's a big jacked relatively good-looking man okay and he so it's not like dambra it's not tambra but he dates younger girls uh-huh sky's hands not no nope nope no but uh he i've done road trips for him

where he'll be like hey look at this and he'll just show me like a very video and it looks like something like there's a 20 year old girl with his fucking dick in his in her mouth he's like hey check it out and i'm like i don't want to see this he's like but look at her isn't she gordon i'm like i can't not i don't wait keep doing the impression of him he's nor mcdonald everybody i'm trying to figure it out hey yeah you want to uh look at my uh sexual conquest we should we should say who actually this is no it's lany dikstra it was lenny dykesra likes to videotape himself fucking underage girls here is the worst one and then showing it to people here is the worst instance

of this, Carl. Yeah. I shit you not. We had a three-hour car ride. Him and I were on a show together. He's driving. He's got one of those cell phone dash it mounts. Okay.

Dude puts his phone up on it. And the entire time, he's like texting girls on dating apps. Okay. He's sending dick picks. And then, for good measure, he's just turning on the porn that he filmed of himself. What? And he's watching his own porn with you in the car? That guy's a creep.

Correct. Should he be featured on our show? Yes. Okay, good. Hold on. I'm going to come over there. I'm going to tell you who it is. Yeah, please. Okay. I want to hear about this. And I promise nothing will pick it up. Really?

Wow. Dude, it's bad. And it's like a joke. Like, all of us like, hey, you see, dick? Yeah, who hasn't? Is he showing you his phone? You just said his name. Who? you turned up my microphone and then went over there just yelled his name in tears that's not that's not who it is okay that was funny

you said you said the quiet part out loud who me hey by the way speaking of consequences yeah i was on with dick masserson doing a dick crossover and uh you know he never calls he never writes wATP dick show crossover and he came up with a consequence for us so we can potentially do. All right. We learned that there's these thing called spanko parties where adults go and spank each other. And these go on for days.

It's like conventions. So he thought we should have to go to a spanko party. Do we have to go be spank or do we have to go spake other people? You can just watch if you want to. I don't want to. But I mean, if you want to just pay. So personally, I'm a top. So I would be.

I'd be the one spanking, not being spanked, but it's up to you what you want to do. I don't know. I don't want to spank other people. I think that's weird. And I definitely don't want to be spanked by other people. Would you want to be spanked by a guy or a girl? I've been spanked by a man many times. Yeah, I know. I know last week was rough for you. I know. I went to like a private Christian school, dude. They had a paddle. The principal would fucking up until seventh grade was whacking guys on the ass.

Yeah, and apparently what happens is because these people on the show were talking about why they got into spanking is that that fucks up some people's brains. Then they, that's the only way they can get off is by getting spanked by men after that happened. So not a good thing. Thank God, I don't have that problem. I have a lot of problems. Cholesterol, all sorts of problems. Thank God that's not on the fucking list. Blood pressure.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I guess I dodged a bullet. Whatever pre-diabetes is called. I think that's it. Pre-diabetes. All right, Carl. yeah i have a story here that is guaranteed to upset you okay let's do it you read this one yeah

yep 26 year old transgender woman who pled guilty to sexually assaulting a 10 year old girl let me read that again yep i want to make sure this yes process this important line yep a 26 year old transgender woman who pled guilty to sexual assaulting a 10 year old girl will be moved to a youth treatment center despite white prosecutor's efforts to keep her in the Los Angeles County Jail. Now, you keep saying her, but she does have a penis still, right? L.A. County prosecutor said Hannah Tubbs, who identifies as a female, also would not have to register as a sex offender once she finishes her two-year sentence. It'll be great. She'll be 28 years old when she gets out of her youth detainment.

Yes. So I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, this would make a hilarious hit guy. this premise. And I say that we get Rob Snyder to play Hannah. So Rob Snyder's got the wig on and the fun comes in. Is that a school boss? Yeah, the fun comes in when he's constantly getting caught with his hands down the pants of 10-year-old girls that he's staying with in the correctional facility.

I like it. Yeah. So it's like, you know, instead of like you're like at the cookie jar, and you're like, oh, oh,

you got me. Instead he's like got his hand down like a girl's pants. It's like, oh, and then, you know, the everyone, cracks up laughing because he makes that face so tugs

i got nothing yeah it's funny it's funny yep she busted for molested a 10 year old when she was 17 yeah she's going to be sent to the kids lock up after the district attorney george gaskin declined to file a motion to move the case out of juvenile court where it was filed because of tubs age at the time of the offense Makes sense. California does really get their shit together, don't they? They ruled Thursday that Tubbs will be moved to the youth treatment center immediately

where she will be kept with juvenile female prisoners. I love it. See, that's what I'm talking about? What isn't funny about this? It writes itself. I'll have a spec script next week. Rob Schneider. And can we get Hannah Gatsby would be good at this.

Can we actually get Hannah Gatsby to be like a cellmate? Oh, yeah. just if we we got to get like a 10 year old though that's that's what makes it funny can we get like will feral to play the 10 year old or just something really wacky yes okay so you have a violent sexual predator sentenced to two years at a juvenile facility said deputy district attorney shah santa after the hearing it doesn't change the fact that the public is safer but we just prefer tubs to be with other adults and not prey on others all right first off they're trying to like cover for their boss who didn't fill out the fucking paper they're like yeah you know it's we get it

but you know whatever first off they're saying that this person's violent it's a dude who puts on a wig and shoves his hand down the pants of children yes all right let's not get uh let's not get crazy here judge mario berera love his pasta sauce reiterated several times that he was limited to sentencing tubs to two years because of the la county district attorney's office did not file a request to transfer the case to adult court so the judge is even fucking like yelling at the prosecutors. You fucking idiots. What don't you fucking understand?

The victim who's now 18 no longer lives in California and in a statement she provided to the court said the young woman said she continues to live in fear, thinking that this person's going to get out and come find her. See, that's silly. Yeah, but you never know. It's traumatic having someone stick to your hand. She's not 10 anymore.

You're not her type. Don't worry about it. You're fine. There was evidence presented at the juvenile proceedings which show that Tubbs sexually assaulted two other young girls in different incidents in the past the child victims will suffer lifelong trauma they said tub also has prior violent convictions and conduct as an adult who's that old guy over there aunt paulina aunt paulina who's that instead of uncle paul paulina who's oh aunt paulina i was very confused because my last name was very similar

sorry yeah what is the joke here said paula either way is that old guy over there aunt paula and I actually have audio of Hannah Tubbs' first day in the juvenile detention center, yeah. Hey, kids. That's her. That's her. Oh, boy. Yeah, the judge was like, That's a dilly of a pickle.

Guess we're going to have to send her with the kids. So that's where she will be for the next two years. There's nothing they can do about it. I love L.A. I love it. Guys are crushing it over there. Nice work. I've heard of a soul-sucking job.

Yeah. Yeah. But have you ever heard of a life-sucking job? Yes. Yeah, well. I have. A father who squeezed his son to death for crying because he worked at 5 a.m. shift at a McDonald's will avoid homicide charges in a favorable plea deal. Jeffrey Blake Hutchinson 24 pled guilty to felony counts of aggravated assault and child endangerment.

Hutchinson reportedly squeezed Taryn Jace Hutchinson at the family home in August and September 2019 in a violent misguided attempt to cease the babies crying. It's kind of, yeah. Hitting and torturing babies, does that stop them from crying? Yes, yes. Because he had to get some sleep for his early shift to McDonald's. The child died at Berwick Hospital the morning of September 28th. During the question, Hutchinson told troops he suffers from, quote, rage blackouts and that he squeezed the baby on several occasions when he couldn't sleep.

As a guy who also suffers from blackouts, I can promise you, I have never murdering babies during them. Yeah, Carl. But I have to say this, though, Vinnie. What's more important at the time when this baby was killed? What's more important? Is the baby a productive member of society? No. Are Egg McMuffins delicious?

Yes. Ag McMuffins, I would say trump babies at the time that this point out. Public service. I mean, in my opinion, yes. Honestly, if I'm in that drive-thru line and it's going to take me an extra seven or eight minutes because this guy didn't get to work on time, that baby's got to go. Yeah. I actually have horrible, horrible audio of them interviewing the baby after the attack.

Okay, where, my daddy, my daddy, where? Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. So, Hutchinson described the maneuver as a bear hug that he, quote, used too much force. All this because he told police he worked at 5 a.m. Hutchinson has remained jailed at the Luzerne County Correctional Facility since the incident. The terms of the plea deal include a stipulation that the authorities will not prosecute Hutchinson any further for the offense. So he's getting a maximum penalty of 20 years in state prison. I used to work in restaurants as a cook.

And you know what shift I never did? Breakfast. You're not getting paid enough money to make it worth your while to go to work at 5 a.m. Fuck never, ever. Did you ever work in fast food? No. Yeah, me neither. Thank God.

No. If I ever worked at one of those places, there was no way I'd ever eat at a fast food restaurant ever again. I don't want to know what's going on back there. Yeah, we probably wouldn't be doing the show together. You probably would have already been arrested. and try to convict it for whatever the fuck you would get into so ladies and gentlemen that is this week's show

that is the scum parade for this week and carl we agreed we're going to do a scum stream later this week yes we're going to do another bonus show because there's so much scumatry going on out there in the world and here's what we're going to do on this scum stream I have been working out the uh the prerequisite wait a second you say I've been working out

can somebody is it so that dick I didn't mean that dick I didn't mean that. All right. Now, go on. I've been working out the, basically how we're going to set up the listener challenge.

So if you are a patron, make sure you tune into the next scum stream because we're going to explain how you could challenge Carl or I to a round of the creep off. Yes. So check that out. And we will be back with the brand new episode. I hope Tucker Dixon doesn't win because he will beat us.

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