The Creep Off - Episode 99: Prove Us Wrong

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

In this week’s competition Karl & Vinnie nominate the biggest creeps from the state of Pennsylvania: The boys get into a spirited argument regarding Vinnie’s “Polar Plunge” Consequence: In the Scum Parade we meet an orally fixated equestrian, a pair of very strict parents and a man whose hatred of mayo was his hill to die on. You can vote this week at: Episode #99 Voting | The Creep Off on Patreon

Hey everyone, Tucker Dixon here with your... Recap. I love that song. Last week, Carl and Vinnie discussed the home of canine abuse, Virginia. Vinnie's Creep must have been the world's greatest salesman because he talked his roommate into fucking a dog. Meanwhile, I can't convince my roommate to knock before coming into my own. I'm your mother, not your roommate.

Mom, get out! I'm trying to talk to my internet friends! Carlos Creep, Michael Vic, just signed a new shoe endorsement. That's right, with hush puppies. Anyways, I have the real creep from Virginia, George Washington, for making Alexander Hamilton the Secretary of Treasury and allowing him to create a central bank, which we now know as the Federal Reserve. Anyways, that's all I got for this week. Tucker, out. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation, horror, shock.

I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, coo, coo. Dude, this is pretty f*** up right here. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola Creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps, four creeps. I'm Vinny your host, and this is my co-host, Carl. Hey, Vinny, what's going out, buddy? What's new?

You got something you want to say to me? I do. I do have something that I want to say to you. Yesterday was the polar plunge. I was there For anyone who doesn't know about this Vinnie did a one-off episode with our buddy Eric Zane Whose buddy?

Our buddy, Eric Zane And the people voted for Eric over Vinny So Vinny had to jump into Lake Ontario At the beginning of February Which up here in western New York Is rather chilly So Vinnie and I go

Because I am going to videotape all of this Vinnie decides to lose me Right before the plan so that he could get out of doing it. I'm going to bash your head in with a mall. He just disappeared. And I don't think he ever jumped in. I didn't see him dripping at any point.

It didn't look like he was wet. He's pretending to be cold. But I don't see any evidence, which is fine. We'll do it again next year. We'll make up for it next year. We'll get it figured out. You know what? You know what?

You know what producer Chris told me? He's like, why didn't you bring your drone? I was like, holy shit. Why did I bring my drone? That would have made way more sense. I could have filmed the whole thing. Well, Carl, a couple of things. With 4K videos.

Number one, I do have evidence because someone did bring their drone. Oh, really? Really. Oh. And right before Showtime today, it was posted to YouTube. No shit. Someone made a compilation video of all this shit. And I was able to, in a very split second, a small clip of a video, show me emerging from the lake in my Bam Bam Bigelow Flames.

Computer graphics. Okay. I'm not saying that this video should remind you of Sasquatch. but there I am there you are coming right out of the water oh you were in the water I mean I just looks like your feeder in it doesn't look like you're actually in it in it but

Carl it just looks like you got your crocs wet Carl anyway if anybody wants to see the video that we made it's up on our YouTube channel I put together a video documenting all of the transpired during that day except for of course video going into the water

you sabotaged me you sabotaged me and you tried to fucking shenanigans everybody and to make you do it again And it's not going to happen because somebody was smart and did bring a drone. Wow, why did I think of that? That was pretty dumb of me. Oh, that would have required effort into your show. Oh, stop it.

Like I didn't bring effort. I can get up early so I could edit WATP so I can drive out a shuttle with you. That's effort for the other show. So I can get out a shuttle with you and some dumb dolphins fan to go jump in the water. We did get on a school bus yesterday, which I never in a million years thought I would look over at a school bus and see that fucking ferret face. looking at me. But there we go. So I want to say... Just pails riding the bus. I want to say it was cold as fuck. Yeah. How was the experience? It was so cold, Carl. My legs were numb for a while after until we got on the bus at good ways. Like, I still couldn't feel my lower extremities. It's

terrible because there's chunks of ice and shit in the water. Well, I'll tell you what we did wrong. So Bukaki Queen was there randomly. Yeah. And gave us some jello shots, which was very nice of her. We should have brought a lot more alcohol with us. We brought zero alcohol with us. Carl, it was an event for the special Olympics. And I just assumed we had to behave. I even I even tried not to swear. Yeah, it was it was like we got there like 10.30 a.m. I wasn't expecting that people were going to be like chugging beer down like they're going to a football game. At some point, like they have this stage where they're trying to pump everybody up who's going to be there who's going to do the plunge and they have. That was so annoying. This girl talking

and bringing up all the people who raised money. Was she in the Special Olympics? Because it seemed like it. Well, they gave her a microphone. She seemed like she was at the Olympics. What sport do you play? Swimming. Stop it.

No. There was some comedy there. I will tell you, though, I was absolutely shocked when they brought up the guy who raised the most money. And he got up on the stage. He was dressed like the Q&on shaman or something. And he's like, he goes, first day I like to say is,

Fuck over! Yeah, I mean, it's mostly. mostly children at this event and this guy's up there yelling, fuck COVID. And that he's like, special Olympics forever! That guy was cool. That guy was pretty cool. I liked him. So either way, I did jump in the lake.

Once again, there is some evidence because Carl missed the shot. That is the way that you would labor through a lake. I believe that that is you now that I see it. Yes. It really does kind of remind me of like the Sasquatch footage, you know? It really does. It's a little grainy and it's kind of hard to tell, but yep. Yeah.

He does exist, people. I was frantically looking all morning just for some type of proof, so I would not have to listen to any more horseshit from anybody. That's a good point. There were tons of people. The reason why I couldn't get a shot is because there are thousands of people lined up filming their friends and family. And there was like a little hill in your club feet.

I know. I climbed up that hill. I was trying to get any vantage point I could get. Finally, they let us walk down to where it was. I went down there looking for you. So when I came out of the water, Carl had my towel. He was supposed to be there with my towel to hand me. And, like, we were not close to being inside.

I freaking stripped down to the freaking bam, bam, big hello tank top and shorts. You were in your onesie, yeah. I was in my onesie, like a cool guy. Yeah. And I marched out to this thing, expected when I came out of the water to see Carl snarkily looking at me and hand me my towel.

Nobody was there. And I had to go and get one of the shit towels that they were giving the losers. I brought my own nice, comfortable towel. So then I go back inside to where all my stuff is. Thank God for Bukaki Queen. Oh, yeah? Yeah, because she hooked me up, show me where I could go change,

and I was able to get a towel because I brought a separate towel in my bag. I brought two. Smart. And I dried off, put my clothes back on, just in time to walk out of the tent to see Carl standing there with a big grid, going, here's your towel, bud. Here's your towel. Yeah, that would be literally 30 minutes after you were in the lake. I could, I could not find you anywhere. Dude, I was still so frozen and I greet you.

Oh, man, I hate your guts. So we have a creep off we had to do today. Okay. We were one episode away from episode 100, Carl. By the way, I don't like that I walk into the comedy club today to come to the studio. And everyone's in here hating on me, you know, assuming that I fucked everything up yesterday. Like, I'm the problem. You did.

I don't appreciate that. I'm the one who had to go find the footage that you were supposed to take. And then you start pumping lies around telling everybody one of the asshole I am. Then I got to show up to that. I had to tell them, really? I had to tell them. I had to tell them, huh? All right.

So last week, it was what? Creepiest person from Virginia. Yeah, yeah. And my creep was a dog fucker who made his pedophile roommate fuck a dog once. Yep. And the winning creep was Michael Vick quarterback. Yeah. Woo! Self-proclaimed dog lover, an animal advocate, Michael Vick. Oh, I hate you so much. Yeah, baby. I hate you so much.

Mountain our comeback. All right. Well, the official score is still fucked up. I know it's, I think it's three to two now or three to three, something like that. I'll figure it all out. Yeah, let's figure that out. Anyway, we got to know the answer to that. Yeah, I know. So listen, folks, the creepoff.com website is still not goddamn moved.

Oh, no. And it's not that it for lack of trying. It's lack of doing on someone else's parts. That sounds like a lack of trying. I tried to make them do it. Gotcha. I got to have moved to the other server. It's still not done.

I'm sorry. It's my fault. But I had to jump in a fucking lake. We should jump off a bridge. I wish you would fucking. I'll definitely film that. I hope you have to do the polar plunge next year, your club feet. If Instagram.

Hypothermia and they curl up like the fucking shoes under the house of the Wizard of Oz. That's what I hope fucking happens to you. They just turn blue and crusty. If Instagram ever bullies you into jumping off a building, I'll definitely be there to film that video. Don't worry about it. Yeah, great. I hope I land on you. I really do.

That would be the funniest way for this show to act. Murder. That would be great. Tucker Dixon takes over. By the way, Tucker Dixon, that was an awesome recap. Fantastic. Funny. Fantastic.

So this week, it's episode number 99. We are doing biggest creep from the state of Pennsylvania. Our neighbor's south. Let's get into it, Vinny. All right. Go ahead, stupid. I brought a very fun creep because not only is, This guy, a creep.

He's also a freak show. During the carnival season in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Grady was one of the many side show performers who people came to gawk at. Grady Stiles Jr. Lobster man. You're familiar. This would be lobster boy. Brady was born with a severe deformity called electrodactyl, which resulted in the fusion of

Grady's fingers and toes to form what appeared to be pincers for extremities. This was obviously where he got the name, Lobster Boy. Yes, so this electrodectaly forced his, both his hands and his feet to look like lobster claws. And you really got to Google a lobster boy. So you have, like, clubbedectomy?

Yeah, I know. What is it that you have? I feel for this guy. I get it, you know? He's in a wheelchair. He can't walk on his feet. Yeah. So he just kind of like crawls around

and wheels himself around. And because of that, he actually gets really strong. You know, I heard that he really liked cigars too. And I think that's adorable. I'd pay a nickel to watch a freak smoke a cigar with his lobster hands. Yeah, he doesn't even need one of those little knives to cut off the back. He just goes, pip, just chops it and right into his mouth. All right.

So let's talk about this lobster boy, this freak show, which it's interesting is that he actually made bank by just being a freak show attraction. So much so that he had a home in Florida that he would go to. the off-season and just be able to live for months in the wintertime. Why are you surprised that a freak show couldn't make money? I mean, for Christ's sake, we have a Patreon. So we've got to get to 500 people. So got a little ways to go on that. All right.

That roast ain't happening. So it turns out that this guy was kind of a dick to his family. Now, you'd think a guy like this. Family, he had a family. You'd think a guy like this had a hard time getting married, but no. When you got the money, that just goes to show. It's a man's world, baby. This guy's married. It's a lobster's world.

This guy's married to a woman and has three children, and it doesn't treat them well. Screams often erupted from the trailer that Grady and his family called home. Grady frequently beat his wife, Mary Teresa Stiles, sometimes even in front of their three children, who he would at times beat as well. There was no doubt that Grady Stiles was a cruel man. Are you trying to tell me this guy was a little crabby? So he would actually, like, pinch her neck with his, his claw. He'd put his claw around her neck and squeeze it.

By God, it's a claw. But if there is such thing as funny domestic violence, and I'm not suggesting that there is. This would be it, though. One of his more favorite ways to abuse his wife was to headbut her in the face. This is a guy in a wheelchair. He can't even stand up. And he just runs across the room and jumps up and headbutts her in the face.

I'd like to think he uses the chair. It gets a wheel start. Like he just starts going. Yeah, he just starts flying through and then jumps up. Speak of the Special Olympics. Anyway, um, oh, this is, this is a fun story. So his, uh, daughter was pregnant and, uh, you don't want to piss him off, even if you're pregnant.

At one point during one of these fights, one of Grady's daughters named Kathy, who was pregnant at the time, attempted to break up the fight and separate the two by rolling Grady's wheelchair in between them. Grady became so infuriated by this that he turned his fury to Kathy and beat her so badly that she went into labor early and delivered a premature child born with the same deformity as their vicious grandfather. Well, at least he was able to cut the umbilical cord. Holy shit. He beat his pregnant daughter to the point when he gave birth. He beat the baby out of her. He beat the little crab baby out of her. So this guy's fucking brutal. By the way, I should mention that they had three kids, two of them had the same deformity that he did.

I'm assuming not the daughter, she did get knocked up. Yeah, right, right. She was the one who actually did not look like that. But the other two would be in the show with him. It was a family show. They called it the aristocrats. Anyway, why did this guy behave in this way? Why was lobster boy such a crap?

Mary remembered that Grady typically was a great guy when he woke up in the morning. He'd wake up at eight, be drinking by 10. and would be terrible the rest of the day. In 1973, their marriage hit its first end when Mary decided that she couldn't take the abuse any longer after Grady launched himself at her, took her to the floor, ripped her panty hose away,

reached his clawed hand inside of her and ripped out her intrauterine device. Oh God, did you imagine that? Did you imagine that guy's gross claw going all the way up? I had been in there before. And ripping out an intrauterine device? That's a pretty far way to go.

It's probably the same way doctors do it. I'm just picturing one of those cloth things where you, like, grab the stuffed animals. Like one of those things just going in. Do they have IUDs back that? What the fuck even was it? I guess so. Yeah.

It was like a sponge fucking dipped in liquor. It was birth control. Shuffed up there. It was birth control that she had up there. So after that incident, she's like, all right, that's enough. I'm out of here. She gets a divorce. Okay.

Now, let's fast forward to. the daughter. Yada, yada, they got a divorce. Let's pass forward to Donna, who wanted to get married to her boyfriend, Jack. She loved Jack. She was so in love with him. And unfortunately, Grady, not a big fan of Jack.

Didn't like him as much as his daughter, dead. Grady summoned Jack to his home for a private talk, perhaps leading Jack to believe that he would finally get Grady's approval to marry his daughter. Once Jack arrived, he was met with the barrel of a gun. and was shot dead by Grady in cold blood. Once Donna had discovered what her father had done, Grady sat and smiled at his distraught daughter,

mocking her, saying, I told you I would kill him. This was the night before their marriage, by the way, was supposed to happen. Cut it out. Ha, ha, look who's dead. Your fiancee. Did you do a little lobster dance around?

What do you look stupid? Yeah. Like Zoidberg. he inked her so because even if you are a lobster boy that is illegal to murder people

so he was found guilty of third degree murder if I was his lawyer I was like he can't use a gun right yeah I know like how do you even shoot a gun with a lobster claw by the way

dude you could you could literally do the same thing they did with OJ where he like couldn't get the glove on like if you just hand him a gun in court he's like fumbling it around and dropping it like actually shoots the judge of the arm and everybody goes

This, oh, crap guy. There's no way this guy was able to shoot her fiance. So, where are we at here? Oh, so this is great. So he's found guilty of third-degree murder. Yeah, check. But he doesn't go to prison for it. He gets 15 years probation because they didn't think that the prison was handicapped accessible enough for him.

They set him to a seafood restaurant. The shit of. No, instead he got to spend his entire probation at home. After being a drunk dick After being found guilty of murder Just being a drunk dickhead Yes So Grady got to serve his sentence from home

Where he continued to drink heavily And beat his children at the drop of a hat That sounds like it would be a violation of probation I would think I don't know I didn't kill any of them So the crazy part is Because this story gets better

Is that now fast forward to 1989 And Mary decides to re-marry Grady Stiles Lobster Boy. She had divorced him, got remarried, had a son and then comes back to him and remarries him again. Mary, surprisingly enough, forgave Grady

and the two remarried. And Grady seemed rather decent for a time, but as it almost always goes, the violence surged back to the surface, as did copious amounts of sexual assault where Grady would violate Mary with foreign objects. Better than

the shit hanging off of his arms, I guess. Right. Rather have a forward object in there. Hey, poor Mary. Yeah, so poor Mary goes right back into this abusive relationship. And she's an older woman at this point, too. It's not cool. And so Mary's had a son, like I said, with from her marriage in between here.

She's got new son. This guy's, this guy's interesting. He wasn't a particularly smart boy, but he loved his mother dearly and became part of the side show himself as a human blockhead, often driving nails into his face, with a hammer. In November of 1992, Mary told Harry that something needed to be done about Grady and gave her son $1,500 to get someone to bring things to a beneficial conclusion. So this guy's basically Steve-o. You're going to hire the blockhead to be in charge of the head? Yes. She tells the blockhead son. Hey, can you take a break from putting nails into your head and face to go ahead and figure out how we can get rid of this guy? We told you 100 times, not the temple.

Stop putting them at your temple. So, fucking idiot. This guy then hires another dude who works for the carnival. This guy, Chris Wyant, he gives him $300 of the $1,500. He gives a $300 to kill his stepfather, lobster boy. And I'll tell you what.

You keep that other $1,200. I'll kill it for $300. And I'll have seafood dinners for the next year. Perry took the money and hired 17-year-old Christopher Wyant, a carnival worker who lived next door to eliminate his stepfather Grady. The boy took the money, grabbed a gun, and approached Grady from behind in his trailer while he watched television in his underwear, a quiet moment before another inevitable act of Nylans. Christopher put two rounds in the back of Grady's head, killing him instantly, and that was it.

After decades of torturous abuse, Mary and her children were free from the terrible lobster boy. They were free from Lobster Boy, but not. free because these dummies got caught because that's not how you want to just let them go on this one guys 300 bucks is not the right amount of money for a hit job if someone is willing to do that they're not good at their job don't do that what's the right number that someone says okay I'll take that guy out for you but there is no right number Carl oh I thought you're going to say 30,000 I thought it was 30,000 I thought the answer was 30 there's no right number Carl I thought it was between 30 and 50,000 no car let me know guys in the comments one What's the right amount of money if you want to hire a hitman? I can pay... You don't want to go cheap. I could pay half of the Patreon.

I will hire one today. All right. So, this guy, Christopher Wyant, was convicted of second-degree murder, sent us to 27 years in prison. Harry Newman, the blockhead, was given life in prison for his role as the mastermind. And his son, Alfred, went on to be the mascot for Mad Magazine. And Mary was given 43 years in prison for conspiracy. to commit murder. You know, it's weird because if I go to a grocery store, they don't think anything of killing lobsters. They're all right there in the tank. They're alive. I want one.

Okay, we'll kill it and give it to you. But then you kill a lobster boy and all of a sudden everyone's got to go to prison. Doesn't make sense to me. I'm with you. An abusive lobster boy. A very abusive creepy lobster boy. So that's a fun story. Grady Stiles. I was not familiar with that story. Obviously, you were. Oh, I knew who the lobster man was. I didn't know he was from Pennsylvania but that is a good story Carl you actually did a little bit of research now are you done I'm better at storytelling than I'm at videography apparently check okay yes I have done go ahead buddy okay well let's talk about a real creep shall we folks sure today we're going to Philadelphia and we're going to be discussing one of the most fucked up stories I have ever read on the show

oh wow this guy makes Ariel Castro look like he was ready to fucking bed at breakfast okay okay my creep today has been called a serial killer But frankly, I would say he is a lot worse of that. We're going to meet the guy who the character Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs was inspired by a guy named Gary Hydenick. Not only was this guy a big-time creep, Carl. Yeah. Male nurse. That's how you know.

All right. That's how you know. You know, this is a long one, kids. And I feel like torturing Carl. So strap-ended a joy. Fun story about this guy, Gary. his father was a creep to Gary was one of those kids

who used to piss the bed all the time so his dad to punish him would make him hang his piss sheets in the windows so the neighborhood could laugh at him Okay, that's fun That is fun Yep, yep, yep, yep

That's good parenting Leaky Gary Leaky Gary Well, you can learn your lesson, right? Well, no, because he did it his entire life Now, another trauma that was kind of fucked up was when he was a kid, he fell out of a tree And it caused his head to be deformed

Like he had a weird lumpy head so they called him the big head and football head but this guy like it's kind of funny but like in spite of having fucking football head yeah the guy had an IQ of 148 so he was like a really smart

almost as smart as me okay he was also a little crazy he joined the army at 18 and they were training him to actually be a doctor they put him in like in the medicine core and he was so good they started training him they sent him to Germany

to go like train to do medic stuff This is in the early 60s, and he starts showing, you know, displays of mental illness. They said he has a schizophrenic personality disorder, and they discharge him from military service honorably. Okay. So what do you do then? You're a schizophrenic who was going to be trained to be a doctor. You got nothing now. You're like 19 years old.

Well, lucky for him, God himself spoke to Gary one day. And he said, you know what? I'm calling you into the ministry, son. 10 years later in October, 1971, he incorporated a church called the United Church of the Ministers of God with five followers. He opened up an account under the church. This is all important stuff, Carl. I know it's boring you. But he did open up an account with Merrill Lynch in the church's name with an initial deposit of $1,500.

Just remember that. Okay. So at this point, there's nothing criminal going on here. He's just a guy serving the Lord. Sure. Well, he has the type of woman that he really likes Carl. Okay. There's a type of lady.

Asian? African American. Okay. But preferably with mental disabilities. Oh, so he's like Bill Burr. Cut that pot out. No, I'm keeping it in there. He starts dating a slow woman named Angenet in 1978.

Okay. Hydenick signed out his sister Alberta one day from whatever hospital she was in because she was also more severely disabled.

He took the sister of his then-girlfriend from the mental institution on day leave and proceeded to imprison her in a locked storage room in the basement.

Okay. After she was found and returned to the hospital, examination revealed that she had been raped and sodomized. So, uh, hold on.

We haven't played this in a while. Sodomé we play this one. Come on, everybody. Sodomé. So not only did he sodomize this poor girl, she contracted gonorrhea from it. Okay.

He was arrested in charge with kidnapping rape, unlawful restraint, false imprisonment, involuntary deviant sexual intercourse, and interfering with the custody of a committed person. Whoa, you got butt slam! Yeah, she did. He only got three years in a mental health facility for this.

Okay. Well, they were trying to fix him. Yeah, well, he had that previous diagnosis. Sure. So he loses his church for a while What do you do when you get out of jail For butt raping and kidnapping A special needs woman, Carl

What do you think you do? Start a church? Start another church? Well, kind of. Yeah, he decided to start his church up again But he also decided to settle down. Oh, okay, good. He found himself a nice Filipino woman

In a catalog. He cut out the two proofs of purchase and shipping and handling And he received his very own male order bride, Carl. Nice. Yes. What a lucky lady. That union did not last long.

Soon the wife discovered that her husband was unfaithful to her with three other women. Additionally, he was learning that Gary not only beat his wife and deprived her food, but he also forced her to observe him while he had sex with his other lovers. That's what you're supposed to do with a male order bride, isn't it? I'm confused. What's the point? You get what you pay for, Carl.

She wasn't very happy. So she ended up leaving him, and he ended up getting arrested and yet again charged with assault, indecent assault, spousal rape, and involuntary deviant sexual intercourse. Again, at this point, you might want to lock this guy up, right? Now he's kind of showing there's a trend that's happening here. Yeah, it turns out she actually ended up having his kid, but when she left, she didn't know she was pregnant. Okay. She served him with papers after he was already arrested and shit.

So he gets out of jail like a year later again. Nothing is sticking to him. Hey, Philadelphia, what the fuck you're doing over there? So we're going to move up to 1986. Okay. November 25th. He meets a prostitute named Josephina Rivera. He took her home.

After having sex with her, he beat her up and changed her in the basement of the house. Mm-hmm. He also dug a well in the basement. floor and placed Rivera inside and subsequently covered the hole with the heavy board. Okay. Did she have lotion that she could put on her skin though at least while she was down there? No, no lotion. But just a few days later, on December 3rd, 1986, Heinrich abducted 24-year-old girl Sandra Lindsay, who was a mentally handicapped woman who had previously become pregnant with one of Gary's babies. Uh-oh, retard alert. Retort alert class. She didn't have

the baby because he made sure she aborted it. But he threw her down in the hole too. So now he's got two of them chained up down there. He was actually interviewed by the news after he was caught for all this shit. He actually describes what the routine was for these women. Down in the hole in the morning, board goes over the top of a hole with the sand bags and et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And then they stay down there until roughly about eight at nothing. That was him, ladies and gentlemen, yada, yada, yada, et cetera, et cetera. You throw the board over and they come out around eight o'clock at night. On December 23rd, he brought in another 19-year-old girl named Lisa Thomas. A week later, on January 2nd,

1987 he kidnapped a woman named Deborah Dudley are are these women all mentally deficient or is it a combination just the one okay and the arrest of them they were like sex workers or girls young girls he just pulled off the fucking street so at this point Carl he has four women chained up in his basement he's raping them daily he's not a torturer carl okay good he's not a torturer if I was a torture why would I have waited so long to have started torture the torture and the pains didn't start until really after January. After January, what happened to January? Well, he

kidnapped this Debra Dudley, who apparently was a fighter, Carl. Debra Dudley made this worse for everybody. Because she was always trying to fight this guy. So, she was beaten, locked in the hole more times than the other girls. Following Dudley's arrival,

he set out of humiliating the four women even more. He not only forced them to have sex with each other, he would call that a party. On January 8, He kidnapped another girl named Jacqueline Askin. She was 18 years old. So now there's five women in the basement. Mm-hmm.

And he's having... Sex party that we're talking about? He's having these parties. Listen to him, describe what was going on in his mind. At first, I tried to make it nice, right? How did you do that here? I was holding parties here for one thing. There's holding parties.

That's all. This is before the internet, kids. We couldn't just watch five girls have sex with each other just by clicking a couple of links. Well, this last girl. Dr. Jacqueline Askins... He had to put a lot more work into it back then. Was interviewed about what it was like for her down there.

And this is just a little taste of what she had to say. We read tape around our mouth and drove a screwdriver right in our ears and turned them. Yeah. He was shoving a screwdriver into their ears? And turtied it, yes. But why was he doing stuff like that? Why was he doing stuff like that? Well, nothing was working.

I was trying to find something that worked that would make them shut up the stuff. I'm not a good glass of kind of infliction of pain on these women. I was trying to find something that would make them behave. But it was painful to them. I hope so. Yeah, man. He was just trying to make him behave. You know, that's what I was trying to achieve, you know, to make them behave.

That's all. I swear to God, he sounds less unhinged than this other guy. that's all I could think of what I heard of say that was fucking Anthony that's a good one so he is torturing these women and in February early February he has five women in this basement yeah he becomes enraged at Sandra Lindsay the slow one yeah and he punished her by tying her wrist to a ceiling beam and he hung her up there for a week and the only thing he fed her was like pieces of bread so this poor girl is up there. She's very weak already and she ended up choking on the bread. Oh shit. Yeah. So he's just like, oh boy. Now I got a body.

What do I do with the body? Well, he's killed now. According to the victims, they said Gary took the body, made one of the other victims dismember it. Jesus Christ. Put the head in a pot and cut up the rest of the meat and put it into the freezer. He used it then to feed

them and his dog. Oh, that's not cool. So he would mix dog food and the slow girl together and feed these women. That's what they were forced to eat. The slow girl and dog food. Oh, brutal. Dog food. So the next one to die was Debra Dudley.

Okay. Because she was always putting up a fight. Now, due to her rebellious nature, she was that intimidated by Heinrich. The killer decided to, you know, teach her a lesson. You know, he wanted her to behave. Right. So what he did is he filled the whole. with water and then he had josephina throwing a live electrical wire oh okay yeah yeah yeah uh deborah did

not survive this no it doesn't sound she would yeah that sounds like a bad idea yeah everybody is terrified these three other girls that are left are fucking absolutely scared but this josephina the first when he captured the one who was like the prostitute was like hey man we're cool right i got your back yeah that's the move that is the move that is the move ladies and gentlemen and it wasn't those two are talking shit about you but I think you're cool you should have heard what they were saying about you though

Debra had to go she was always starting a problem we all just want to live in peace come on Gary making all the right moves here buddy Reverend Gary now I did mention that he did try to start his church back up again okay yeah all this was going on in his base and while he was having church services in his living rooms on Sundays he would

tie them up and gag them on Saturday nights before all his congregants would come over to his church okay that sounds this sounds like normal behavior no oh it's not not normal so josephina is befriending gary acting like she's an ally with gary to the other girls she helped him kidnap another girl oh now she's going too far on march 23rd nineteen eighty seven they grabbed a girl named agnes adams she's 18 years old okay her name her name's not a good name not a good name no wonder she was walking by yourself Next day, Rivera, Josephina, convinced him.

Now, this is how crazy and dumb this man is. Even though he's supposedly a genius. Yeah, I thought he was smart. This is why I think he's crazy and stupid. Rivera convinced him to let her go visit her family. Oh, okay. Yeah, pretty dumb. Yeah. He drove her to a gas station, said that he would wait there for her. Instead, she walked to her boyfriend's house.

she'd been missing since like the fall now it's early spring goes to her boyfriend's house and he was going to go beat the shit out of Gary at the gas station but he called the cops instead the cops show up and they rescued the girl and would you like to know what they found in the house um other women

they found the other women but then they also found this investigation police found 27 pounds of body parts inside hydenick's freezer that's right he had kept body parts because he was legitimately feeding both of these women to the other women he was trying to create his own ecosystem there I guess

so he gets arrested and his argument is fantastic would you like to know what he said yes I would he claimed that the women were there already when he moved in oh well would you know already at the basement that's their home that's where they live

what am I supposed to do about it did people believe him when he said that no no no they didn't not. The defense tried to pass him off as an insane person. Well, yeah, I would agree. But would you like to know how they proved he was it insane? I thought he was. I thought he was. I think he's insane. But remember that account I told you about where he had $1,500 in it? Yeah. This motherfucker was a whiz at the stock market. He turned that into half a million bucks. Nice. He had a half a million dollars sitting in the bank from just investing and like talking to

his accountant every single day and keeping meticulous records about all of his finances. economics, man. So they're just like, this guy, he's not crazy. He knows how to handle all this shit. He's an astute person. Yeah, but you can be good at numbers and not good with like people and things, right? Yeah. Would you like to know what his lawyer, Chuck Peruto, ascribed the motive of all of these kidnapping stuff? I'd love to know that, yes. He wanted to have a perfect race, according to him, of children from these women. He was going to create his own super race with these four prostitutes. in his basement in Philadelphia.

But that doesn't make any sense. Not at all. This doesn't make any sense, Rick. Especially because he was taking the dumb ones. Be no fact check it. Well, he was found guilty on two counts of first degree murder, six counts of kidnapping, five counts of rape, four counts of aggravated assault,

and two counts of involuntary, deviant sexual intercourse. He was sentenced to death that incarcerated at the state correctional institution at Pittsburgh. In January, 1989, he tried to commit suicide. He didn't do it successfully. was never officially like diagnosed so we don't know what the fuck is wrong with him i thought you said that's what the army said that's what the army said but like the doctors after he was put into fucking prison and shit never diagnosed what the fuck is really going on here and uh the judge after

this case was asked her recollection of it you had to say to yourself this guy is really whacked thank you your honor dynamite insight so yeah great news everybody he was executed by lethal objection on July 6th, 1999. U.S.S.A. U.S.A. As of 2021, he was the last person who been executed by the state of Pennsylvania. That is my creep. Gary Hydenick,

the basement killer. All right. That's a fun creep. It's no lobster boy, but well done, Vinnie. Did the lobster boy feed people to other people? Don't forget. That he was just fucking rape it. Don't forget. To vote for who you think brought the bigger creep from

Pennsylvania, and you can do that on our Patreon site still. Apparently, yeah. Patreon.com slash the creepoff. There it is, folks. Those are our creeps this week. Carl, are you ready for some voicemails? I am. Here we go. The creepoff voicemail segment is

brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Congratulations to the women's basketball team on a new attendance record. Most of their parents showed up. See you in Syracuse. Congratulations to the women's Hey, delivery driver Noah here, calling from a $10 tip. As a resident of Virginia, I am happy that we got some representation from you guys, but I'm going to be honest, man.

Just animal abuse? Like, you're going to tell me that there isn't like some fucking prolific child fucking rapist or something that also decides to murder fucking old people? And come on. Anyways, uh, what, what is it? Thank you, fuck you, bye. That's it. Call me back. You get nailed it.

Now, Carl, I think it was very strange that we both picked like dog. It was weird. Yeah. Weird coincidence. It was not planned. I found that guy that morning of. I changed my creep. I was going to do Chris Brown.

You were. And just to answer that gentleman's question, are there people who raped children and serial killers from Virginia? Yes, of course there are. I, we can't do. that story every week. Yes, we try to keep it fresh. It's too much. You got to keep these crimes fresh people. Try to have some fun over here. All right, I have a I have a voicemail that came in. Remember how last week I mentioned that I don't have any

photos of my genitalia on my phone? Yeah. I thought it was, you know, I think, I don't know if that's normal or not. Do you have a bunch on there now? Well, Carl, the reason you don't have a picture or multiple pictures of your cock on your phone is because either you you're married, which is, I think, true. But even then, why are you not sending your wife's dickpicks like while she's at work? Don't you know anything about foreplay, you know, building up some, uh, building up the mood. You'll know anything about women, Carl. Or you just have this like freakishly weird club, clubbed cock.

Is that what you got, Carl, clubbed cock? Yep. So anyway, we should put together a contest. Okay. All the fans submit their best dickpick. No. And we vote on these dick picks. And you throw yours in the mix.

And what we'll do as the nicest dick in the creep off. It'd be a nice, creepy contest or creepy creeps. And if you disagree, you're fucking gay. Well, I don't want to be accused of being gay. What is this, the Howard Stern show? We got to do all the cock-tog-over. Fuck out of it. Dude, if we don't do it, we're gay, though.

That's what the guy just said. So I guess we all have to do a dick. Be in charge of that contest, girl. A dick, I'm sure your dick would be very easy to pick out of the lineup. It's the only one wearing braces. Yep. All you had to do was follow Vinny into the water. That's all you had to do.

Follow him into the water. You video that and you follow him walking out of the water. It's pretty simple. I'm pretty sure a five-year-old could have done it. Thank you, ma'am. I didn't have the wristband. Vinny told me I couldn't follow him because I didn't have a wristband

so he sent me off in some horrible direction where I couldn't get a vantage point. Okay, so the fact is that it's half true. It's 100% true. They said to everybody that was actually participating in the swim, you have to go this way. Carl was not participating in it.

That's true. I wasn't. And everything was roped off and fenced off and there's a lot of security there for some reason. Like, what are you afraid someone's going to jump in who didn't whatever raise money

or something? What's the difference? Oh, dude, they were very careful. You had to give them there. You had to give a mom of their money. Yeah. They really wanted that cash. Which is funny because at any other time, you can just jump into the lake and, you know,

to give anyone any money to do that. Nope. All right. So those are our voice fails this week. Okay. I agree with that last call. Do you have any more, Carl? That's it.

All right. Let's do a scum parade. Yeah. Why don't you hit the song that you have? Because that one's really just a fun too. Off cliffs. Off clips. Oh, me to do it.

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On the preform Yeah, From the parade Oh, Trump parade Who Carla and Vinny are back Oh

that should end. East Windsor. I believe this is New Jersey. It is. Just call him Bonnie and Clydesdale. So this is the very first sentence of the article. It's my favorite sentence in any article. It's a pretty good, pretty good pun that they have to start this out. They could not stop themselves from putting this. I'm going to read this story as is because I got to tell you. Whoever wrote this one? Yeah, I had fun. I like this. I like this approach to news. Okay. All right. Just call him Bonnie and Clydesdale, repeat sex offender Mitchell Richmond, allegedly filmed himself performing fallatio on a horse 21 times. Do you think he got good at it eventually?

There's no way this guy's good at filet. The horse, let him come back. Well, I feel bad for the horse because they have to pretend that they're getting a great blowjob. You don't want to hurt the guy's feeling. He's like, oh, yeah, no, this is great. You're the best at this. I'm just going to say, when it comes to horse cock, there's going to be teeth. If you try, it's going to be a toothy.

I can't imagine anyone's giving a horse a good blow job. That's all I'm trying to say. yeah well maybe prove us wrong folks no don't prove us all right we're either going to do a dick pick contest or you're going to flate a horse and we'll do it all right next week on the creep off

all right so according to a probable cause affidavit retained by the Trentonian authorities say also sees thousands of images of videos of kiddie porn okay after searching his his Ithaca place home

so I just want to point out that they were so in love with the pun, Body and Clydesdale. They lead with that. Turns out this guy is a horrific CP collector. You know, maybe they should take this a little more seriously. I don't know.

I'm just throwing that out there. But all right, whatever. The person who wrote this article, can we get them on the creep off? I think that this person would enjoy Argel. So I just want to say this, though. They are right to do that. Sure.

Because this is the more appalling of the things. Like, could you imagine the cops trying to put the cuffs on this guy and he's just wearing some t-shirt. he blew a horse in that's just covered in like white crusty shit. Well, you're assuming that the horse finished.

That's true. Just try to try to cuff him but every time he moves you just hear crunchy noises for his shirt. Yuck. They got a tip

from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children that a kick user uploaded three files contained child pornography. According to court records, authorities subpoenaed the service provider and tied the IP to Richmond.

Who apparently had convictions for sexual misconduct against children. They raided his home January 27th collected a stable of evidence. Oh! Come on. Come on. Not bad. Yep. 1,000 to 100,000 child exploitation videos and images

and a bonanza of bestial videos of Richmond blowing the horse. Prosecutors are seeking to detain the serial sex offender who is charged with possessing the pornography and child porn and animal cruelty. I do want to point out, I like that there's a huge range in there to say somewhere between a thousand and 100,000

videos, because that tells me they didn't watch every single one of them and have a specific count. I always hate when they're like, and there were 32,347 images of CP, finally, the computer's like, who's counting this? Why are you counting this? They should count that because they give you time for each one, which is awesome. No, it should just be infinity. If you have won, one or more, it's infinity time. Yep, I agree. Or just chop the guy's balls off. Isn't that really the way we should go with us? Well, I'm just going to say that this guy is a real merdual.

I see what you did there. I thought it was interesting that New Jersey finally banned BCality in 2015. Take your time there, New Jersey. Whenever you want to do that. They had more problems. The whole Rico shit. Yeah. If the mob had been blowing horses, they would have gotten to it quicker.

Either way. There are two states that still have not banned BCLity in the country. Congratulations, New Mexico and West Virginia. West Virginia. You're still free. I was not surprised at all that West Virginia was on that list. It is a man's God-given right to love his horse. all right so let's go down to florida shall we yep a 14 year old autistic boy in florida was

reportedly found inside a cramped six by 10 foot shed not just playing with his GI joes no live it back there along with a bucket of human feces and canned food he was caged there by his own father harry richard shoemaker and by his girlfriend jennifer anne hold on a second harry richard shoemaker harry dick is this guy's name that's made up right what's his girlfriend's any position dixie wrecked amanda hug and kiss jettie talia what's her name jennifer and hides very dick so if i was this guy i'd have anger issues too the department of child and family services realized the boy was locked in the shed following a visit to the house after a complaint was raised by the boy's grandmother the boy was cage in a six by ten foot room with canned food a bed covered

in food wrappers scattered tools and a bucket containing human feces the shed only has one window an event. It was very hot and there was no electricity. There was plumbing and no toilet. No plumbing. I'm sorry, no plumbing. And according to a report in the sun, when the alleged victim was asked by Arcadia Police where he used the rest of him, he said, if

I have to urinate, my dad makes me go in the yard. If I have to do something else, he makes me walk to the closest store to use the restroom. All right. I would imagine the store is nice enough. You just can't let your kid in the house take a shit at least. You can't let the kid have a little bathroom time? I had to

admit many when I read this article, because this happened in January, I was a little bit jealous that the shed. It's like, oh, that'd be so nice right now in Florida in a hot shed. Could be worse, buddy. It could be in Lake Ontario. He was locked in this thing, Carl, because they had to forcibly open the door to get him out. Harry Dick Shoemaker, aged 44, said he only locked him in there in case of, you know, if a fire started. Oh, that doesn't make any sense, sir. I just, I keep it locked in there for safety, for a case of fire. Isn't it funny? Isn't it funny? that this guy didn't have a good excuse. He never thought that, like, maybe should come up with, like, some type of excuse.

Like, oh, he likes to play Anne Frank. It's just a game he plays. Something other than something that doesn't make any sense at all. He then decided to try to justify this to the police because he said the boy has abnormal behavior. Mm-hmm. The boy told the police that he was previously locked in another room of the house and that it was the father's girlfriend's idea to lock him in the shed. Yeah, I mean, square footage comes at a premium.

Square footage is important. And she wanted to have a sewing room. Right. I hope it was like for something really shitty, like puzzles. It's my puzzle room. No, it's just yarn. She just crochets all day long. I hope she built a podcast studio.

She's just in a podcast. I'd listen to that. Yes, I'd like to hear her thoughts on things. Season one is a screaming child in the background. Season two? Nope, gone. Took care of that problem. Maybe Seamus should have learned a thing or two here.

Claiming his father was hesitant at first, but then went along with the idea. The couple was also not feeding the boy properly. Arcadia Police Department Lieutenant Troy Carillo said when talking to the victim, he explained us. He was like, hey, do you see that bottle of water that was in there? We were like, yeah. And he goes, I was saving that for the weekend because I knew it was the only thing I was going to have to drink the entire time. Oof, what a fun weekend that is. What a party.

I get to drink some water. Carl's at home, like, just looking at a bottle of Casano. He goes, like, saving this for the weekend. And this kid's like, I have this little different aquafina. According to the police, the alleged victim had only eaten a packet of pistachios the day he was. was rescued when questioned the girlfriend Heinz age 36 claim that she did not know anything about the shed smart shed what shed i was recording my podcast yeah she had no knowledge of anything going on and tried to distance herself from the situation but when we spoke to the victim he told us what

her part was shoemaker and hines are facing felony charges of cruelty towards a child aggravated battery on a child and the boy is currently in the care of his grandmother in new york very good i mean betcha that cooled him off yeah right dad he's like oh Shed wasn't all that bad. At least it was 80. At least it was sunny and 80 out. Is there anything that a good friend of yours can do that would just flip the switch and just make you want to murder them?

There's a few things, sure. Yeah. Here's a story really about friendship and how fragile it could be. Yeah, yeah. I mean, listen, if I've been drinking and someone does something that pisses me off, I get very angry about it, as you know. I know you do. It gets real violent.

Well, an Iowa man has been sentenced. the life behind bars were repeatedly running over an acquaintance with his truck. Okay. Yep. That's murdering someone. And he killed him after a heated argument that stemmed from a squirt of mayonnaise on a sandwich. Christian Erlbacher, 29 of Woodbine, was sentenced to a mandatory life sentence on Monday for the 2020 murder of 30-year-old Caleb Solberg of Moorhead, Des Moines.

He was convicted in December of first-degree murder for the incident, which began with the two drinking and eating at a bar with another person. after earlbacher put mayonnaise on solberg's meal the two then got into a fist fight so you are correct he squirted mayonnaise on the other man sandwich i don't read that two or three times i'm like what what is going on here why is there such an argument over this the two then got into a fist fight over this yeah the judge wrote in the verdict erlbacher eventually left in his truck but spotted solberg outside a cafe later that evening while driving from the bar erl bacher had apparently called solberg's brother craig prior twice to threaten both brothers and specific declared that he'd like to shoot Solberg with a shotgun. So this guy's all pissed off because they got into this fist fight because he squirted mayonnaise on the guy's sandwich and he didn't want it. But I would tell you this.

Carl has a short list. If you put a fucking pickle on my plate, I'll goddamn skin you alive. A fork right in your eyeball. Fuck yeah. Put a pickle near my goddamn food. I dare you. Fucking dare you. So

when you are going to murder someone, what you don't want to do is threatened murder prior to that. Right. Because it's going to make it seem like maybe you want to kill them. Well, he said he'd like to shoot him with a shotgun. Yeah, you shouldn't say that.

And he was still upset about the fight. Now, he saw Solberg and just decided to run him out of town with his truck. And he drove off. But Solberg survived that. And Earl Bacher then decided to turn back to run over his pal two more times. That's what did it.

One of these. And hold on, reverse, one of those. then he called Solberg's brother to inform him that he killed his sibling. So maybe the issue isn't threatening to kill someone. It's actually murdering them and then calling someone to tell them that they, hey, by the way, I just murdered your brother. Actually, I have a portion of that phone call. Oh, good.

Yeah, I have the audio from it. No, dude, no fucking way. So. Very insensitive. Yes. He claimed that the reason he did this was he blamed it on the al-cococah hall. Yeah, the attorney said he was drunk as the defense. Now, Vinnie, correct me if I'm wrong, but drunk driving is also really bad, right?

Guilty. I don't-guilty, your honor. I'm pretty sure that like when a drunk driver hits someone and kills them, it's even worse than if they weren't drunk and they hit someone and killed them. So why would that be the defense? No, it's okay. He was driving, he was hammered. He's blacked out drunk. It's fine. I think they were just trying to say that he was, his mental capacity was gone.

So therefore, he shouldn't be convicted of what he did and that he was just a drunk and he should go to rehab. Not how that works. Running someone over with the vehicle three times. You can't just take a bunch of drugs and alcohol. And ruining their dinner. And then do whatever you want because you're on drugs and alcohol. Not how that works. Unless.

Could you imagine being murdered by the guy who ruins your last meal? Seriously, that's what I mean. That's what's so weird about this. And I've got to say, this is so poorly written. who even knows because some of these articles that we find and sometimes like you struggle reading them because they're just poorly written and you know i go in and i try to like reword this shit and i lose my own place because i fuck myself up well because none of it makes sense sometimes so i don't know if the reporting's all that good well all i'm gonna say is this bring a fucking pickle near me all right listen you understand what'll happen many you'd rather see a dick pick than a pickle now this is a fun story i believe in deterrence i think we both do. Setting an example creating a deterrent is always a positive thing. Yes, that's just good parenting. Yes. Now, two California parents pled not guilty to charges related to the

gruesome murders of two of their children whose decapitated bodies were left for days with their surviving siblings. What's the point of killing your kids if you can't use that to scare the others into behaving well? Carl. You know, that's what I was trying to achieve, you know, to make them behave. That's all. Yeah, it makes sense. Maurice Taylor Sr. 35 Natalie Brothwell, 45, are facing murder charges for the 2020 killings of son Maurice Jr. 12 and daughter Malika 13. The couple is

also facing child abuse charges for their two sons, ages 8 and 9, who were shown the bodies of their siblings and locked in a room without food. That'll alert him. Oh, you're hungry? Why don't you go tell it to Maurice Jr. over there? Yeah. Hey, Malika, would you like a sandwich?

Oh, wait, you don't have a mouth. I'll give you something to cry about. Jesus. So the couple pled not guilty that Wednesday. Taylor, a personal trainer in Santa Monica, has been holding virtual sessions with clients from his Lancaster home. Some customers alerted cops to a possible gas leak when they hadn't heard from him in several days, which is very strange. Thank you.

I wrote that entire sentence on my note here with the question mark, what? What does that mean? So the guy does virtual training sessions, and because he hadn't come on in a couple of days, they thought there was a gas leak? Why? it makes no sense to me that's what I mean these articles are so poorly written this one in particular gives

zero information about anything there's no details where were these kids heads they said that they were decapitated what do they do with the heads well I don't know what they did with the heads I don't know either it doesn't tell you it doesn't say anything well the trial is about to start

they both put not guilty so the more facts will come out in this case did anyone talk to the surviving children is there any information about any of this if I'm that I might keep my fucking mouth shut I'm not saying shit, Jack. Oh, man. I, uh, I just, they said that the,

the firefighters showed up to investigate the gas leak and they found the bodies of the decapitated kids. And then the other kids were apparently forced to live in view of their remains for five days. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. You know what? We all have a tough child. All right.

I don't always want to be the guy to say kids these days. But here we are, but yeah, I know. Placification of America. Exactly. Deal with it. So they are behind bars and they have a bail set for $4.2 million. And I believe this guy wants to defend himself. Oh, yeah, that's the other fun part about this.

Yeah, the guy's insisting on defending himself. Well, the other one took the other one's head off. Yeah, it was a murder suicide. It was a seesaw accident. It would happen. It's crazy. That's great. So ladies and gentlemen, that is the scum parade for this week.

Thank you. Thank you again. And I cannot believe we're almost to 100 episodes. That's right. Next week, episode number 100, what are we doing to celebrate anything? I was thinking it would be fun to do the biggest creep from Rochester. We've never done that before. Celebrating our own hometown.

That's a good idea. We could do that or we could just, you know, take the week off. I call Mayor Lovely Warren. I call Michael Megason. Okay. Google that fucking weirdo. All right. All right, kids.

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