The Dale Jr. Download - Bless Your ‘Hardt – Fashion Cringes, Real or Fake: Florida Man Edition & High Butt Cracks
Episode Date: April 10, 2025Amy Earnhardt and Dale Earnhardt Jr. are back with another episode of Bless Your ‘Hardt. On today’s show, Amy and Dale talk about more fashion choices that make them cringe, how Dale’s mom wasn�...��t exactly thrilled when they told her what they wanted to name Isla, and Amy has some fun at Dale’s expense. Plus, we play a game called Real or Fake “Florida Man,” The Whisper Challenge is back, #AskAmy, and more!Timestamps:1:02 – Cocktail of the Week17:54 – An Awkward Lunch24:53 – Fashion Cringe33:29 – Amy Pranks Dale35:49 – Real or Fake “Florida Man”39:35 – The Whisper Challenge45:00 - #AskAmy Check out Dirty Mo Media on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DirtyMoMedia Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hi, guys. We're back for another great episode of Bless Your Heart. Dale and I are here in the Dirty Mo Media Studios.
We have a really fun show for you today. We're going to play a couple games. One's called Real or Fake Florida Man.
And we're going to bring back the Whisper Challenge because we had a lot of fun with that. And we had a lot of fun.
And we have a little topics to share. So let's get started.
The following is a production of Dirty Mo Media.
Bless your heart.
Oh, yeah. This is why it's going to be, girl. If we're going to hang out.
Oh, you look amazing. I can stare at you all day.
Are you kidding?
I couldn't believe it.
What's going on?
The world is not your trash hand.
I slept till two, smoking cigarettes and drinking amp energy.
We'll have mercy.
What do we have today for a cocktail?
Right here in my hand, obviously, a little kids juice box,
but this is a specific type of drink that they don't make in the United States anymore.
No, they don't make it here anymore.
They used to.
So we have a friend in Canada.
The Canadian connection is what I.
call it, and they send us down a couple of crates of this.
They do.
And so probably it seems like every other month they travel down here and drop off
a box of these or a case of these at the office here.
It's called Five Alive.
A lot of people might remember Five Alive.
And it's so fun because on the back it's the French.
Deli Sink.
What?
I don't know you say it.
I can't speak French.
You took French.
Five? How do you say five alive?
How do you say alive in French?
I don't know.
Delhi?
I don't know.
Daly? Sink is five.
But so on the backside, it's all the French words.
And even on the side, the nutritional facts are valier nutritive.
But anyhow, so if you're wanting to take juice boxes and use them as a mixer in your drink, flip the ends up like this.
do you like does this right I can't wait to see how and then you take a scissors tidy this isn't
you take little scissors right here can you see this real good and you cut the corner off just like that
how come in here you can do without getting anything spilled on the countertop but at home there's
spots everywhere well it's easy to get it a little spill here and there but I don't know how else you
can open these things and not spill it look at that that was great you did a good job now I know that
do it.
Yep.
All right.
Fill me up.
And so.
So we've got a little high rock and some five alive.
Yeah.
And we did have a couple of these on the couch the other night.
They'll stay up watching TV with me.
Oh, see, there went everywhere.
Well, I'm reaching way around this microphone.
It's in your neck.
Cheers.
So yeah, cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Episode, whatever.
I don't know.
This is six, seven, five.
Nine.
Nine?
Wow.
I'm already. Damn.
It's not.
It's fly by.
It has.
Yeah.
Time flies.
Get a little drop right there.
How can you even see that?
It's big.
It's like a drop of fluid on your lip.
It's pretty easy to see.
I can't even feel it.
So yesterday I got my teeth whitened.
Yeah, he went to the dentist and got his teeth whitened.
Get the camera on knees.
So I got my teeth whitened.
And I'm laying there in the chair, right?
And you lay on your back, and I guess they could set you up,
but the lady sits there behind you the whole time.
And every two and a half minutes, a little alarm goes off,
and they, like, apply some more goo on your teeth.
And so you kind of have to lay down.
You can't really look at your phone or anything
because you're holding it up over your head like this,
and it's really uncomfortable.
But anyhow.
I've never done this.
So...
Are your hands above your heads?
Above your head?
You're laying on your back,
and if you want to look at your phone,
You have to hold it above you.
You can't do that for a prolonged period of time.
No, there's not under your shoulders for that.
And so I was sitting there and the stuff they put on your teeth,
so they put this plastic, they put this goo on your gums and it hardens
and it's to make sure that the whitening doesn't get on your gums
because this whitening stuff is like...
Powerful.
Electric, yeah.
And a little bit, I can feel it getting, touching my gum on.
in between one of my teeth.
And I was like,
yeah,
I'm just,
you know,
and you're sitting there,
this is like an hour and a half process.
So you just went with it and didn't tell?
I was like,
it hurts,
it stings a little,
uh,
and then eventually it just kind of stops hurting as bad.
And it's kind of tolerable.
And she,
they do like 30 minutes of this goo on your teeth
and then they wipe it off or wash it off.
And then they reapply a brand new coat.
And then you sit there for 30 minutes
and she kind of keeps messing,
with it and then they wipe that all you do this four times and uh and i got to go back in two weeks
and get two more treatments why is that they're white they're pretty white yeah well they're my real
teeth they're i know these aren't veneers so i got to work on these bad boys they're pretty good
i know i don't i've never done that white and yours at home i do i i and it's the same trays like
they told me they're like we can send these home with you or we can do it here like i'll just do it
here i'm getting them cleaned i'll just do it while i'm here and y'all are the professionals
You're all the teeth people.
And so anyways, I was feeling that little zing on my gum.
And I was thinking, eh, it'll just be irritated for a couple days.
And you were saying, like you said, the fastest healing part of your body is probably your mouth, right?
Your gums and tongue and all that stuff.
And I got done and looked in the mirror and my gum was white.
Yeah, you sent me a picture, zoomed in.
It was just as white as your teeth.
It looked like I had a piece of rice.
It looks like, yeah, like you had eaten bread and you had stuff stuck in your teeth.
Oh.
Absolutely.
So, but then today I woke up and it was red, like blood red.
And now it's all that's healed.
Look at it.
Pretty close, huh?
You look like Nicole trying to wink doing that.
But I, uh...
Yeah, it's gone.
Yeah.
I was, um, I got to, you know, do the TV stuff.
So I thought I'd not, you know, get them teeth a couple shades lighter.
And they bleached my gum on.
they were at it, but it was fine.
It's already kind of back to normal, but I was looking at it.
When I got out of there, I was like, oh, my gum was white.
You panicked, shocker.
Like if you painted it.
Yeah, it was.
It was very white.
I've never seen gums that color.
I googled gums white after bleaching teeth.
And I know a lot of people may already know about this, but it, AI generates a response.
So like usually when you used to Google stuff, you just would get like a bunch of websites with maybe the information you're looking for, maybe not, right?
And you just kind of got to look at the little, you know, the little abbreviation of the search and go, yeah, it looks like what I'm looking for and hit the thing, take you to a website and you're hoping that you're going to learn.
That looks credible.
Right, yeah.
You're hoping you're going to.
Now, right above that is a little AI generated.
Blurb.
Explanation.
Yeah.
and it was like, yes, if you have, you know, if your gums may be white after bleaching your teeth,
it is a, it is a, it is a chemical burn.
Chemical burn and it will go away after two days.
And I was like, damn, man.
I mean, some people, AI's kind of getting a little bit of a bad rap in a lot of ways,
especially with art and design.
So all of our folks in the NASCAR industry, we got a few upstairs that are,
designers and their livelihood is creating paint schemes and creating promotions and videos
and all kinds of cool stuff when we're trying to unveil some new partnership or whatever.
And AI is sort of taking AI's, a lot of people are using AI to do that.
And it's kind of upset that sort of, you know, that sort of group of folks because they're thinking,
man, we're not, you know, AIS is not.
Well, anytime there's a machine that comes in and tries to take your job, that's cause for concern.
I think AI is scary.
I think it's also very fun and cool.
But also, there's so many things on the Internet you see now that you know aren't real.
Yeah.
Because some of it's real obvious and some of it's not.
And people will believe whatever they see on the Internet.
And the Internet, too, will tell you whatever you want to hear.
Yeah.
If you Google it, depending on how you word it, you'll get whatever answer you already thought you were thinking to begin with.
I don't know.
So AI just made that all worse.
I just thought that was neat.
I've been seeing that in a lot of searches on Google where it gives you this little blurb of AI.
And it's really exactly what you're looking for,
and you don't have to go through them websites anymore
and trying to find the, you know, credible information.
Yeah, well, that's convenient.
And you can ask it any kind of question.
Like, you know, if you're sitting home,
you're like, hey, man, what aces are pitching in the games?
That's how you talk to your AI?
Yeah, man.
You type, like, you know, if you're like, hey, man,
who are the best pitchers today for the game,
for the Major League Baseball games,
if you're trying to bet, like, no runs in the, you know,
whatever inning for the other team.
Uh-huh.
So, like, you can ask it,
anything. Are you doing that when you're doing all these little bets? Because you've been doing a lot of little
tiny vets on your app. I'll admit it. I am not a gambler like Denny Hamlin, right? Denny is,
Denny's really good, knows of stuff, it's going to gamble big chunks of money because it takes
big chunks of money to win a lot of money. I'm not necessarily interested. I mean, I'd love to win a lot of
money, but. Not really willing to risk. Not willing to risk it. Wisk it. Wisk it.
We can't always get either.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Yeah.
So.
I hate to admit this, but so I will sit at home and there's not a whole lot going on.
And I do like the, I do like the bent on sports.
It's fun.
I had a lot of fun during the NCAA college bracket.
That's gone.
And there's really kind of like this little dead space right now, some baseball and basketball.
But basketball, I've lost every time I've tried to gamble on basketball trying to say this guy's going to, you know, this guy averages 10 rebounds.
Man, I'll bet he gets six tonight.
And I'll parlay a bunch of them together.
Why wouldn't he get six?
He averages 10.
That's the night.
He gets five.
Player props are tough for me.
Mine was college.
I lost on that Kentucky, Tennessee game.
But what I wanted to admit was, so I've been really kind of passing the time waiting on the next cool, fun thing to gamble on with.
no runs in a half inning.
So I'll pick like the White Sox last night
were playing somebody and they were struggling.
And so I bet a couple of different innings
that they wouldn't get any runs.
And the odds are like minus 300,
minus 275.
They're not great.
And I'll put like a dollar on it.
Just to have something like.
And I'll win like a dollar and 30 cents.
And he's so excited.
Every like 30 or 40 minutes, he's going, yes.
Like, what happened?
He goes, oh, you know, I just want to bet.
I'm like...
I got a couple bets in on...
We'll talk about this on our Tuesday edition of the Dale Jr. download, but I got a couple
bets for the Masters.
Oh, really?
Ready.
Already in.
I like that.
But you told me you weren't going to bet on the Masters.
I wasn't.
And then I was looking at it and I was like, well, there's two guys.
I won't want to name any names.
There's two guys.
I don't know nothing about golf, everybody.
but there's two guys that are really
everyone's convinced
that Vegas and everybody's convinced
that they're not going to make the cut
so I bet that they wouldn't
and then there's like three or four guys
that everybody's convinced we'll make the cut
and so I bet they did
and I parlayed all that together
and it was about a plus 150
when it's all said none
it should land
we'll see
so if I was going to bet on golf
I just picked the cutest guy
and put money on that guy
that's how girls bet
that's how we pick
our fantasy football
league players too.
I hope you don't be betting on golf then.
They ain't no cute guys.
There's no cute guys?
Don't watch.
Well, not watching that.
That's probably why I don't watch it all at all anyway.
I did see that they did like a family day, but I don't know what it's called.
Yeah, the Wednesday before like the Masters, they do like the kids.
The kids were all out.
It was so cute.
They all had matching white jumpsuits with their names on the back, or the last name
on the back.
Yeah.
It was precious.
I loved it.
So that's the kind of thing that I get in my feed, but.
I'm still hung up on.
you watching golf trying to look for the cute guy?
No, if I was going to bet.
If I was going to bet on it, I'd be like,
yeah, I want to bet on that cute guy.
Why?
There ain't no cute guys.
There's only one.
I think this is all bullshit.
There's only one cute guy.
He just doesn't want me looking.
No.
It's just a thing.
The cute guy is sitting right here.
Oh, God.
When are we going to get past this thing?
Never.
So you wanted to tell me about,
you were talking about the...
It's not that important.
Running late.
Yes.
Nicole.
We've talked about her
and her attitude before.
Our four-year-old has an attitude.
She's...
It's just developing in a new way.
All of a sudden, she's even more onry.
And usually she's, like, very helpful.
She wants to help you feed the dog.
She wants to help you do everything.
Yes, Mommy.
Okay, mommy.
You can ask her to do anything, and she'll help you.
Put your shoes on, Coley.
It's time to go.
Okay.
Like, happy.
to do all this. Not lately. She is
mad at life right now. Mad.
She's like, no, I'm not going to do that.
No, I don't want to help you.
No, these shoes are terrible.
Tuesday, we went through every single... She goes to school
two days a week. She goes through
every single pair of shoes that she wears
constantly. These don't work. These aren't good.
These hurt right here.
I'm like, we're going to be running late.
We're running late. Officially, we're actually
running late now, and I'm panicking.
Running late for me is one of those things that, like,
stresses out my entire life.
We were pretty much late for everything growing up.
Like we'd get in the car and mom would then put her lipstick on.
I'm like, nobody cares about your lipstick.
You could do that at a stoplight.
Like, we're going to church.
Let's just go.
Like, they're not going to wait on us to get there.
There's a hard start here.
We have to get there on time.
We were always late.
She didn't care.
So for me, being late is like a big deal.
And I feel like it's rude.
It just stresses me out.
So we'd do it again this morning.
going through the whole song and dance.
She is technically ready to go
by the time Ila gets ready for school.
So she's been ready for an hour before we actually need to leave.
But we go through the whole thing with her shoes,
and then she wants to vacuum.
She's got this little vacuum.
She wants to vacuum the kitchen again before we get in the car.
I'm like, honey, besides just picking her up
and throwing her in the car,
because that doesn't really work out very well for me either,
she just is defiant.
I just let her do it for a second.
I'm like, okay, let's go.
Come on.
No.
I'm like, okay, you can stay here and I'm going to leave.
Okay, like, nothing's working.
Nothing.
So I'm like frustrated with this little child, and I don't really know what to do to fix it.
I'm sure it's going to play out and it'll be like a phase.
It'll just go away.
On the other hand, I've been taking her to school, but I mean, I know you've been spending time with her and feel like that she's just getting so mature.
She's about to have a birthday in a month.
Mm-hmm.
And so.
She keeps telling us, too, she's going to Hawaii for her birthday.
And anybody else that asks her what she wants to do for her birthday,
or she says we're going to go to Hawaii, which we are not.
So what are we going to do for her birthday?
It's always a theme of some sort.
We've got the date for her birthday, but I have not done anything.
She wants to have, like, a pool party, but April's not really, it could be rainy.
It's just not a good time for that because it could be terrible weather.
And then what's your backup plan?
There's nowhere else to, if we plan, if we plan,
to have it at the house of the pool, then all the kids are in the house, and that's not really
something on my stuff. So I'm not sure. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know about, I don't know what,
I mean, Nicole, the thing with Nicole at four, it's just kind of like that two, three, four,
even a little bit of five seems to be very volatile. Like the, the, the personality is, like,
goes through these big swings. Yeah. I don't remember Illa doing that as much. Gosh, I mean,
I remember Ila screaming at us. Screaming.
Just, just like the most, like, what is going on?
Like, you would get her upstairs and brush her teeth and stuff and she would just, you know, and you're like, whoa.
Yeah.
Exercise the demons.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't remember her doing that, though.
You've blocked all that out.
Yeah, I guess I have somewhat.
I don't remember her doing that in like the systematic moments of the morning.
Yeah.
It was just when she was tired.
I felt like she did that kind of stuff.
Nicole's doing it just because she wants to have some control.
control. But she like gets to do all the things on her own. So that's the other thing. She's like,
I don't want to go get dressed by myself. I don't want to go do this stuff by myself.
Whereas before, like you couldn't help her. Yeah, well, a month ago, it was I'm doing it by myself.
Yeah. I mean, it's just going to be the way it is. Being a parent with young kids is just
a mind game at all times. You feel like you got a handle on it and then something changes. And you're
like, wait, what? Now we're doing this. And so it's just like constant chasing. It's like
chasing your tail. Speaking of babies, you remember, we were driving past this
the other day. And do you remember going to I Bambini? Yes. For lunch. So we went,
Tim, you might think this is funny. This is a, maybe not. Yeah, this is a little Italian, I think.
Yeah, a little Italian joint and a little strip mall. We used to go there quite a bit,
great place. It is. It's great. Right down the roof and the house. Everything's like homemade,
but we took, um, we don't go there anymore. No, we don't go there anymore. And this is why we have a,
it's got bad energy for us. It's got weird vibes. Well, we were driving by the other day. And
I was like, oh man, you think we'll ever eat there again?
She's like, nope.
I was like, oh, can't do it.
All right.
And I know why.
So we took Kelly NLW and Brenda.
My mom.
Yes, to I Van Vini for lunch.
I was pregnant with Ila.
We were going to tell them what we decided that we were going to name her.
Seven and a half years ago.
Yes.
So we're sitting there.
Everybody's ordered.
I don't think we have our food yet.
And then they're all like, okay, come on with it.
We know you got something to tell us.
Let's go.
And so Dale's like, well, we're going.
to name her Isla Rose and the amount of awkward pause was so big.
Dale and I were both like, hello?
And they didn't like her name.
And the whole moment was so weird.
Dale and I, like, both of us wanted to slither under the table, like melt into a puddle
under the table.
Yeah.
Everybody just was real kind of quiet.
And then LW. and Kelly really didn't say anything one way or the other.
but mom definitely was like, yep, not a big fan.
I don't like that.
Don't like that.
Not a fan of that one.
And we were like, oh.
Yeah.
I mean, even if you don't like somebody's choice, you kind of keep that to yourself.
And we like said, all right.
And that was the end of that conversation.
The rest of lunch was kind of quiet.
Yep.
We got him left.
Got up and left and having gone back in there.
LW.
He likes Rose because he had a grandma Rosie.
So he, like, chimed in with that.
It was mainly mom.
I like it was like.
His mom was like the mood setter.
Yeah.
And, man, me and Amy got out, we got out of there when we got done, and it was really bad.
And we got in the car and we were like, damn, did that just happen?
Right.
Like, they couldn't even fake it.
It feels bad, but was it as bad as we feel?
Yeah.
We had, like, worked on this.
We had a long list.
Oh, yeah.
So.
I had even text Brenda about name options.
I asked all of the family names.
Her middle name is Lorraine.
And she told me, she was like, you better not name that baby Lorraine.
and so we named Nicole
Nicole Lorraine
so we got it in there anyway
but yeah
we everybody's had conversations
about it and
but we had worked hard
yeah
you know because we had this note
in our phone that we shared
and we were adding names to it
and deleting names
and putting yeses
and no and I don't like that
and me and her going around
and around and around
and I didn't think
honestly like
I think a lot of parents
can appreciate this
you kind of get to a point
to where you're like
yeah I don't know if I'm really
just going to really absolutely outright love something.
It's really just us going to come down.
We're just going to actually come down to something that we all are okay with or that we're
happy with, right?
But I'm going to compromise some of what I want for Amy to have some of what she wants
and maybe vice versa.
But it's a little more weighed toward the girl, the more weighed toward Amy because
she's the one who created the child.
It's not true.
Well, I don't feel like it's really true.
Well, I mean, it's not all weighted that way.
if it was her name would be Celine
Her name would be Celine
Really?
That's what I wanted to name her as Celine.
I wouldn't let that happen.
How many Salines do you know?
I was trying not to let that happen.
I wanted something different
but really pretty
and he's like we can't
Celine Dion I was like not after Celine Dion
just Celine it's such a pretty name
And he's like uh-uh hard veto
And I wanted to name her
Bird or Birdie
Call her Birdie I had a great grandmother Birdie
Her name was Bertha
But we could have called her Birdie
He was like actually that was on Nicole's list
he was like nope
veto
I didn't want her to get picked on
and Nora was in there
that's your grandmother's
mom's name
I thought that was a boring name
it's really pretty
yeah it's not a boring name it's really
not a lot of Nora's running around
not all there aren't
and it's a good reason for that
that's a good way to look at it too
we had a boy's name
picked out forever
before we ever got married
the boy's name was easy
and we never got to use it
so
what was it
Ralph Lane
Ralph after obvious
that's a big one is
my dad's middle name.
And Lee, Ralph Lee was my grandfather's name.
So Ralph Lee, Ralph Lane.
No, who would not be Lee?
I'm saying there's a connection there.
To the initials?
Yeah.
It just made sense to me.
I'm saying it like it's going to happen.
Ralph Lane was what we decided on.
That was like, hey, while the girl's name took every bit of the whole pregnancy to decide,
the boy's name was decided before he was even, you know, he was even a mom.
But it was, and after doing all of that to land on Isla Rose and going, that's the name.
I feel good about that.
And when she gets here, it'll make sense.
She'll look at the kid and go, yep, we chose correctly.
Brenda's like, how do you spell that?
I was like, I-S-L-A.
She goes, Isla, people are going to call her Isla.
Yeah.
She was so disappointed.
Mom just didn't hold back ever.
Uh-uh.
And, um...
But that's what we loved about her.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah.
We did love with the name and Ila, of course.
She did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That moment was awkward and that's why we don't go back to it.
It's this, it's funny.
It's really very yummy Italian restaurant.
It's funny with names because you'll, um, you'll pick the name.
And the whole time you're waiting for the child to get here, you're like, man, did we pick the right name?
Yeah.
And then, um...
Sometimes people just change it, right?
Yeah.
And you're like, oh, I don't know.
What if it doesn't fit fit?
but it does.
Like it just happens.
Like the child's born
and you're like,
that makes total sense.
And I can't imagine her
being named anything else.
Same with Nicole.
Nicole is a Nicole.
I look at her and I go,
yep, you're a Nicole.
You know, and it's funny.
It's just weird.
How did you guys not take that reaction
and say like we should change it maybe?
I think it made us stern.
It did.
It made us like it more.
We were like,
we were like,
all right, whatever.
Yeah.
But we had really,
like you said,
gone round and round about it.
And I was pretty close to having her.
So we were like, you know what?
We're not going to change it now.
We've agreed on it.
We like it.
Let's go with it.
What point of the lunch did you tell them?
Early.
Early.
Yeah, right we got there.
We didn't have our food yet.
That's a long awkward.
Yeah.
Everyone was excited to hear it.
And then until they heard it.
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One of the videos that we did last week or the last show or two shows ago
where we were talking about fashion faux pas.
And this, I was talking about ears inside the hat.
So some people would take their hat and they put their ears inside.
I'm doing it right.
Yeah, there you are.
Yeah.
And I, you know, I was like, man, you know, when I see that,
I was just like, how could you do that?
But so I have another one.
I was thinking of another one.
Look, man, this is me, all right?
This is not every, this is me.
I'm the problem.
It's a me problem.
Wait, say that again?
Did you just say I'm the problem?
The ears in the hat, it's not a me problem.
I just think that's the wrong way to wear a hat.
Hat was not designed for that.
No, if it wasn't.
But this one is a definite me problem.
So, what is it?
If I get roasted, I know it's coming.
all right
but when I see this
I go
I can't
there's two
there's it's
sunglasses
just wearing sunglasses
putting sunglasses
in your shirt
I do that all the time
or
taking the sunglasses
and guys do this
I don't I hate this
that it's stupid
they put their glasses
sunglasses like that
and they walk
they walk around their sunglasses
backwards
on
their neck.
Just cause, I guess, they're tired of holding on to them or don't want them in their pocket.
I don't really know.
But guys will, you know, be sitting, you know, if you're at, if you're at somewhere
where you're wearing shades, like the, like the beach or somewhere, somewhere sunny, and
you go inside to sit down and have you a sandwich, some people put their sunglasses on
the back of their neck and the arms rest on their shoulders.
I just think that's...
Here's the thing.
That's a bit like, this is weird.
Well, what's the difference between doing that or like turning them upside down and put it on top of your hat?
Because I've seen guys do that before.
The reason why you turn them upside down is because this part's flat, right?
And so it rests on their better.
I don't really do it that way.
I just go ahead and put it on there like this.
But what is the difference in doing that and putting it on the back of your neck or hanging in your shirt?
Well, this is like from here to here it makes sense.
But that's going to fall off.
But not really.
From here to there makes sense.
Putting them on the back of your neck and letting them the arms rest on your shoulders.
It feels like it's not going to fall off that way.
If I was going to choose...
Are you just arguing just for the sake of argue?
Are you serious about this?
I thought that was the point of this conversation.
No, do you agree or disagree that it looks weird?
I don't care.
I really don't.
I care.
Why are you judging everybody with those sunglasses?
I put mine on my shirt all the time.
I know.
It stays there.
It's not going to fall off my...
I don't have a hat on most of the time.
Sometimes though, when you bend over, they fall out...
I'm not going to stick it under my hair on my neck.
I've really never paid attention to that being a thing.
When you bend over, it's...
they fall out of your shirt onto the floor and they scratch the lens but I just think I just don't
like it when I see it I don't like it sorry I'm gonna get roasted this is a total me problem
I'm admitting that I'm not saying that this is something I want the world to change for me do you
have any have you got anything to bring to the table anything you see when you see something
somebody do something wear something a certain way I mean there's lots of weird things I just
am not judging people for doing that like I find it to be funny
to be honest.
What do you find to be funny?
What would be an example?
I don't know.
When somebody bends over
and their butt crack
comes out of their pants?
Like, where's your underwear, man?
Did you not put those on today?
Sometimes they're wearing underwear.
Where did they go?
People got high cracks too.
A high crack?
High crack, yeah.
Yeah, you could have a high crack.
Does that mean your butt is basically just...
I've never heard of that.
Never heard of a high crack?
Yeah, no.
That's a thing.
But I suppose it's possible.
Do you have a high crack?
No, I don't.
Are you suffering from high crack?
An extra tall underwear or something.
There is a type of pant.
The Marine layer?
Yeah, he has a specific pair of like drawstring chino pants that he loves.
Yeah.
But they are kind of a short rise.
And so we have to size up so that his crack doesn't hang out.
Yeah.
If I wear the large.
Those are the pants he was wearing when we're at the beach and he took his underwear off.
And the kids were like, look at these butts hanging out.
Yeah.
If I wear a large, there's not enough material for my ass.
No.
So when I...
You got a bubble butt.
Yeah, when I bend over my crack shows.
And so I have to get extra.
large and that way it doesn't happen.
But I don't have high crack.
I got pretty regular normal crack.
Homeal crack, yeah. It's rare, but it happens.
I don't have high crack either, but no.
I got a, no, I don't have any issues with people.
Like, do you want to wear your clothes, very close?
The only thing that annoys me as far as women, because it's a lot, first of all,
getting dressed as a woman is a lot of work. It's not as easy as a man.
But if you're, if you don't have the right bra on for your shirt, like I don't want
to see your tan, it's been washed 4,000 times, and it's got pills on the straps bra.
Get a bra that fits under your shirt.
If you've got a strappy top or something like that, like get the right undergarments for it.
There are so many options, and they're everywhere.
Like, you don't have to wear the same bra every single day.
If you're going to wear a nice dress, just take the bra off.
Like, fuck the bra.
We don't have to wear a bra if it's going to look like that, right?
I don't know.
I think a lot of people are cheering for that.
Yeah.
Like lose the bra.
No, a lot of guys can get behind that idea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's the only thing that bothers me.
But it's not like a fashion faux pa.
It's just like, I guess, like dressing.
I don't think I'm, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think fo'paw was the right word, but I didn't know anything else.
I didn't know how it's to present it to our listeners.
But I guess it's just like stuff that you see that annoys you or not necessarily annoys you, but you look at it.
Like a fashion blunder?
It ain't really a blunder to hang.
I don't want to say it's a blunder to put your glasses on your shirt.
It's just something that.
I see and I go, oh, I don't, I don't know.
Cringy.
Cringy.
Yes, that's a fashion cringe.
Let's call it that.
An Ike, a cringe.
A fashion.
Dale's full of Ix.
We talked about this with a friend at the beach.
His list of Ix would be insurmountable.
That's true.
Need it right down and share it.
He should have an Ike book, like a bathroom book.
Iick number one.
Yeah.
Ears and hats.
Sunglasses hung on shirt, collars.
Jewry.
I mean, yeah, there's a long list of it.
It's strange.
How do you get?
through life with joy.
Listen, I am admitting it's a me problem.
I will get roasted for these points of view, but I'm here willing to share, willing to take
it on the chin.
Oh, you know what's kind of icky to me?
You told me about this the other day, and I can't imagine driving like this, but the Tesla
truck.
Yeah.
I think they're cool.
I mean, I would ride.
You know what Ila calls, so there's one that's in our little school drop-off line.
And she goes, the diamond truck.
Yeah, she calls it the diamond truck.
And there's one down close to where T.J. lives.
And that guy has wraps on his.
It's in his neighborhood, in it.
And so, like, for the first time she saw it, it was, like, iridescent pink.
It almost looked like what she would imagine a unicorn would look like, you know.
And so she kind of has been fascinated with him ever since.
Yeah.
So she calls him the diamond trucks.
But Dale is telling me that the steering wheel is, like, really tiny.
Have you all been in, have y'all seen the inside of the Tesla truck, like, physically?
walked up to the head, looked inside.
I haven't either.
Not physically now.
The way that, when you look at the truck,
it's,
its, um,
its angles are sharp and,
uh,
and intentional, right?
And it's kind of,
kind of large, right?
It looks like a Roblox car.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then you get in there and air,
and this got this tiny little,
little Formula One style,
you know,
it's not a round wheel.
It's like just a little grippy thing like this.
But it's small.
And it's like,
wait, that doesn't go with that.
Yeah.
It doesn't match.
But the steering wheel is like tiny.
And that part is tough because the car's so big, your inputs are too quick.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
You're overdoing it.
It's so it's already go-karty and quick with the steering.
Like when you move the steering wheel, it goes in that direction.
Whereas our street cars have a really slow steering box, bigger wheels.
So you turn a wheel and the car gradually gets there.
And you're so used to driving something.
something that way for 40 years and then you get in this little thing and it's like
but the steering wheel just don't match the steering wheel doesn't go with the with the car
yeah that's so weird that would make you feel like it was I don't know it would it would
knock the allure down a little bit oh I got something I want you to I need you to read for me me
yeah can you hang on this all right now can you read can you show the camera what this thing
says all right I need you to
read each word down the line.
Pizza.
Say.
To
pole.
This
Got.
I.
Go fast.
Long.
Uh-huh.
How?
Look.
Okay.
Now say,
turn and look at it because you might need to.
Say every word
with pizza in front of it.
Pizza, pizza.
pizza say
pizza two
pizza oh
pizza this
pizza got
pizza I
pizza I
pizza long
pizza how
pizza
look
okay
good job
now say
everything
with pizza
with pizza
pizza
pizza
pizza
say pizza
to pizza
to pizza
oh pizza
this pizza
got pizza
keep
going. I pizza. Long pizza. How pizza. Okay. Look pizza. All right. Now say every word with pizza in front and behind it.
Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza say pizza. Pizza, too, pizza. Pizza, so pizza. Pizza, this pizza. Pizza. Pizza, got this, got pizza. Pizza. Pizza, I pizza. Pizza. Pizza, long, pizza. Pizza. Pizza, how pizza. Pizza. Pizza, look, pizza. Okay, now read the words from the bottom to the top.
You're an a-h-oh.
No, I'm not.
Read it.
Look how long I got this asshole to say pizza.
Thanks for playing, Ralph.
Thanks.
All right, should we play Real or Fake Florida Man?
It is funny.
Jerks.
I'm exhausted.
Sauted.
Reading so hard.
Reading is so hard.
I'm out of breath.
Okay, so we're going to play a game called Real or Fake Flood.
Florida man. Tim says a bunch of Florida man headlines and he's going to read them to both of us
and we have to decide if it's real or not. Love it. Yeah, Florida man headlines are always the
Oh yeah. They are. There's a lot of weird stuff happening down in Florida. Can we preface this?
Yeah, preface it. I love Florida. Florida man. I love the Florida man. I mean, I wish I was in
Florida right this minute. I wish I was a Florida man. I just want to put that out there. I think I could
be a Florida man. Yeah, I think you could. I think you fit right.
Here's the first one. Is Florida man arrested after driving car into ocean stating,
not my fault, the truck don't surf. Real or fake? That's real. That's real. That's real.
It is real. It is real. It is real. Florida man hits boyfriend with plate for listening to
too much Alanis Morissette. Real. It feels real. It's real. It's real.
I think I read that one.
You did?
I think I did, yeah.
Since I'm an Atlanta's Morse-F fan, maybe the algorithm sent it to me.
And a Florida-like man.
Yeah.
Florida man calls 911 over missing beer,
over missing beer so many times he gets arrested.
Real or fake?
Fake.
Yeah, I'll go fake.
That's real.
Damn.
Real?
Missing beer?
But he called cops and they're like, enough stop.
He got arrested for harassing the cops.
Yeah.
many 911 calls.
You drank the beer.
That's what it's going to say.
Miami man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist, real or fake?
I feel like that's real.
That is real.
Damn, are there any fakes?
How did he get charged with stabbing someone?
Please tell me the details.
He could hold the knife with his toes.
This guy is famous for making an appearance on one of day Portnoy's pizza reviews, too.
Oh, okay.
So that was funny.
Florida man arrested in local park for practicing
in karate on swans.
Real or fake?
That's real, I'd say.
Fake.
It's real.
That's awesome.
I mean, I like swans.
I'm sure they're fine.
Florida man charged with assault with a deadly weapon after throwing
alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window.
Real or fake.
That's real.
Damn.
There are no fakers ever.
They're all too.
good.
I got two more for you.
Florida man arrested for eating pancakes in the middle of a crosswalk.
Real or fake.
Fake.
Real.
That's real.
They're all real.
Oh my God.
Florida is a whack.
Florida man disguises himself in bull costume as he tries to burn down former lover's
house with pasta sauce.
Real or fake?
Real?
That's real.
Damn.
They're all real.
Oh my gosh.
Burn it down with pasta sauce.
There's more to the story.
There's meth involved.
Yeah.
Right?
I don't know.
There's probably more to the story.
There's another substance here for not talking about it, and it ain't pasta sauce.
Yeah.
I should read that story, and if I can figure out what happened.
Yeah.
The moral of the story is, Florida man, you never know if it's really a fake.
You really don't know what's happening down there either.
Yeah.
I'm sure there's other states that are just as wild.
Not consistently.
New Jersey.
New Jersey?
There's one where in New Jersey, a man tried to sneak a turtle in through TSA.
And they found it in his pants.
In his pants.
Yeah.
And they confiscated the turtle.
God, dang.
Put a turtle in your pants.
Can you imagine?
Gross.
Okay, so we're going to play the Whisper Challenge again.
This was a lot of fun, and we've been wanting to play again.
So we've got different phrases.
I'm going to go first.
Yes.
Okay, I'm putting on the earmuffs.
You're rocking.
All right, ready?
I am Florida man
I am Florida man
Did you hear me?
Oh
How can you hear me?
You can hear me
You can hear me?
You sure?
It says white teeth
Put the fries in the bag
Say it again
Put the fries in the bag
Put the flask in the bag
No
Put the fries in the bag
Flashback
Put the fries in the bag
Put the rice in the bag
Put the fries in the bag
Put the fries in the bag
There you go
Okay
Boom chakalaka
Boom chakalaka
Boom chakalaka
Damn
Oh is that right
Yes
Damn
All right
Ready
This song is doing it for me
I bambini
I got a pee
I bambini
I bambini
I bambini
He'll never get this one
I'm a bean beanie
I'm a piggy
No
I bam beanie
I bam beanie
I'm a peony
I'm a peony I'm scared to say it
Why are you scared to say it?
I can't hear anything
I bam beanie
I bam beanie
I bam be my cheeks
are
Is puddle in mud
No
Nekled back.
Give me a little music.
Man, the environment.
Is that too loud?
What song do you have?
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Nice.
Ready?
Do you know the muffin man?
Something muffin in the pants.
Do you know the muffin man?
Stowe the muffin in the pants.
Do you know the muffin man?
You're not moving your mouth.
I'm smiling.
Do you know the muffin man?
This is a long phrase.
Do you know.
Shoot.
Do you know the muffin man?
That's too long.
I can't do it.
Do you know the muffin man?
Shoot the muffin man.
Do you give up? Do you give up?
Yeah.
Do you know the muffin man?
Muffin Man.
Do you know the Muffin Man?
I did. Shoot the Muffman.
So I'm close. You got to say I'm close.
No, I don't.
All right. Ready?
Yes.
This used to be farmland.
This something farm.
This used to be farmland.
This used to be farmland.
Yes.
All right, last one.
I don't get this, but I'm going to say it.
Do you know how to ball?
I know how to ball.
Do you know how to ball?
Do I know how to bowl?
I know Aristotle.
Aristotle?
That's pretty good.
How that f*** did you get Aristotle?
Did I get Aristotle?
He can hear me.
That's pretty good.
That was pretty close.
What did I say?
What was it?
It was, do you know how to ball?
I know Aristotle.
It's a Taylor Swift thing.
Oh, really?
Aristotle?
Yeah.
I'm like, how the fuck did you do you?
Aristotle.
That's a win if he got Aristotle.
That's crazy.
Hell yeah.
Why are you so long?
Holy shit.
I feel like, no, you did.
Calm down here.
That was, you were so good the last time.
Honestly, if you're too good at it, yeah, but he got every one of them last time.
You just picked out Aristotle.
I thought there was no way that was right.
Well, it was.
Good job.
That was fun.
I always enjoyed doing that.
That was fun.
I've been doing that with the kids, by the way, without the headphones.
We do that just in the living room.
I make Ila stand on the other side of the room, and I just lift,
Something with my mouth.
She loves that.
Did we say to everybody before the show started that this Five Alive and the vodka was Dad's mix.
Like I know I've said that a lot on my shows, but the reason why we're, you know, where do we get Five Alive?
Five Alive used to be sold in the States and that was what Dad mixed with his vodka way back in the day.
And I, so it's fun to drink.
It is fun to drink.
It's good.
If we said that earlier?
We didn't.
We did not.
We are a fan.
And we have some.
a really nice couple that will share with us.
That's all.
But yes, it's based on your dad.
And it is good.
Yep.
I like it.
Hi, guys.
We're here in the Dirty Mo Media Studios,
and we are back for another Bless Your Heart episode and Ask Amy.
Wanted to remind you guys to subscribe if you haven't already.
And also check out our new merchandise at shop dartdirtymowmedia.com.
Dale's actually wearing one of our new, bless your heart sweatshirts now.
That one was his favorite because it's a new.
Carolina Blue. Carolina Blue.
Carolina. So we're excited
for your questions. What you got, Tim's? Our first
question is from Tony. The Masters
is this week. And they always had like this dinner
of champions. So he likes, he wants to know
if you guys won the Masters, what would be your meal? So the meal
you can have, you could pick whatever you want. It could be like
your, you know, your mom's meatballs or something. And they,
all the champions have to eat this meal. So basically
your favorite meal. That's what he's asking.
I pick, you're, you're going to guess my meal
and I'll guess you're a meal.
Okay, great.
That's a good idea.
Dale's meal is going to be
barbecue, like ribs, wings,
and coleslaw.
Okay.
Like just barbecue-y stuff.
Is that right?
No.
No buffalo wings?
Yeah, were they buffaloed?
Buffalo sauce all over all the things.
Buffalo sauce on the side of pour on everything.
Yeah, a buffalo dinner.
A buffalo delight.
Okay.
Amies will be a
salmon filet over
quinoa. No, I've
put it's like tacos or something.
Both those would be really funny to watch them with their
green jackets all nice. You would do talking.
Just eating some sloppy.
Would you do what kind of taco?
Like ground beef tacos.
Standard soft, heart chill.
Honestly, I kind of would relish
in bringing the redneck to the masters
and making them make
homemade double-decker tacos for me.
That would pretty nice. I'm all about
a double-decker taco. That was my favorite taco.
Taco Bell menu item and they took it off
the menu. I don't know.
But those would be good. Yeah. I think the winner this
year he had like spaghetti and meatballs.
Like that was his thing. Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Jay says waffle house.
Waffle house would be good.
Our next one is from
Ethan. He's getting married soon and he
wants to know what do you guys think the best setting
for a wedding venue is?
So getting married is
one of those moments that should just be about you.
So make sure that whatever you're doing
is something that you want to do
Dale and I kind of went back and forth.
I wanted to go get married like on a beach somewhere and have nobody with us and just keep it simple.
Dale wanted a big party.
But really the only time of year we had was offseason.
And so we picked New Year's Eve and it didn't make sense to get married on a beach on New Year's Eve.
So we had like this big party.
And we tented out at Richard Childress's place because that was important, you know, the tie to his dad and everything.
So I just feel like the place should just be something that's heartfelt.
And it just depends on the size of your wedding too.
if you really don't have anything that makes sense as far as like a memory or a family member.
Yeah.
Then you should just make sure that it makes sense for your wedding size.
We were going to have it on them.
We were going to have it in Florida.
My grandmother says she wouldn't travel.
And I think that steered us toward another,
it did.
It did.
Trying a different idea.
But one of the things, I think for guys, maybe we don't really,
maybe we just assume that it's going to be at a church, right?
Well, the wedding can be and the reception could be somewhere else, of course.
Yeah, that was what I was going to say.
I think what a lot of guys probably don't think about is like, you know, it doesn't have
to be at a church.
It doesn't be anywhere.
You can have it anywhere.
You can have it literally wherever you want it to be.
And so be, you know, start with a blank slate, open mind.
As a guest, what have been your favorite weddings?
What type of venue?
Has it been at a church than a reception somewhere else?
have been more like vacation.
I like it when I don't have to drive to the reception.
So if it's all in one place, that's really nice.
Anytime there's an outdoor wedding, it's always beautiful.
There's been a few weddings I've been to in Texas where it's like a dance hall, which is so
fun for the weddings outside.
And then like there's a big dance hall where the reception is.
It should feel festive.
Yeah. I'd say the weddings that I've enjoyed the most have been the ones that weren't
at a traditional church.
The wedding venues that might be.
around we've got a couple even we've got one or two within you know a couple miles of our house so i mean
they're really all over the place you wouldn't even know that they're but um just event spaces that can
do all kinds of things and weddings but those are kind of fun because they're ready they kind of know what
the routine is they're the staff at those little those places yeah already have kind of a mission
you know a system so but anything that's got an environment with charm like an old barn or something
like yeah it's it just makes it unique and fun yeah yeah i like that uh
Congratulations, Ethan, by the way, as well.
Yeah, congratulations.
Congratulations.
That decision you'll make.
James is our next question.
Easter, right around the corner.
Any traditions you guys do with the girls?
Yes.
Yes.
Easter is around the corner.
So I grew up in South Texas,
and we were the only three girls.
We were the only kids in the family,
but we had a tradition to pull the Spanish moss off the trees
and make Easter nests in the yard.
And then the Easter bunny would leave us,
you know, the Easter basket stuff in your Easter nest.
There are now, I think, 12.
kids. There's a lot of kids. At least 10. And so go, we go to Texas. We take the camper, we camp out.
Everybody just hangs out out at the farm. And then that's our kind of Easter Sunday. We go to church and we do the
Eastern nests in the yard. It's a lot of fun. It's not normal for sure. Not normal. What do you guys put
in the, do you have like put stuff in the eggs? Yeah, we do it. We do a hunt. They hunt the yard and
then they sit and do their nest. So the nest is full of like candy, toys, bubbles, that kind of stuff.
This crazy string.
Yeah, silly string.
Oh, man.
That stuff goes everywhere.
Yeah.
It's a hot mess.
The yard is wrecked afterwards, but it's fun.
Do you ever do the adults with like many liquor bottles in theirs?
No, we don't do anything for the adults.
You should do that.
Even at Christmas, like the adults basically don't get any presents anymore.
Really?
There's too many children.
Yeah, I get that.
It's fun to watch the adults when they get a little too much to drink and then they go searching for eggs and more alcohol.
I mean, there's a lot of fear drinking happening.
It's like a four.
like a four-day thing on this farm.
Oh, wow.
And we bring our campers out there.
Four-wheelers and campers.
We take our fifth wheel from Campo World and go out there and park it and everybody's got one.
And so we're all around all day, all night, riding four-wheelers and stuff like that.
The girls are kind of getting into that.
So it's really, it's really fun.
It's just, you know.
It's a great time.
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
Putting out corn and the deer are out there eating.
Yeah.
Pretty neat.
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
Our next question is from Lainey, and she wants to know, Amy.
If you and Dale are going to sit down and watch something,
what kind of show or movie do you watch?
What genre?
Do you watch reality TV?
What's the go-to?
We kind of watch a lot of different things.
So if Dale's going to sit down with me and I am in the middle of a series or in the middle of something,
I don't even ask him.
I just put it on.
I mean, I kind of ask him.
But if he sits down and wants to watch something, we don't have like a plan, it's either like a documentary of sorts.
If Dale's picking, it's something kind of like unnerving.
One night consumed.
What's that?
Like you'll consume, you can watch it in one night.
Yes.
It's an hour, hour and a half.
something we have to pick up. I'm going to start it and finish it. But he does like
documentaries, scary stories. Yeah. All the stuff that like gives me bad dreams basically.
Yeah. He likes to watch that stuff. We watch E. Bravo. So we got Southern Charm.
We watch the Housewives. I watch Housewives. Summer House. I don't watch it. I don't, I don't know
what's going on, but I'll sit there and ask questions. Yeah. The reunions and stuff are pretty, pretty
pretty funny but um we're big southern charm fans still um we were into uh a couple other shows
but we've been watching some stuff on netflix and uh you got into i just finished the white lotus
i finished that white lotus that was fun i just watched like the last show he was in and out of
seasons because i started up season one not that long ago and finished just now that's why i don't like
I don't like big seasons because I can't
I can't do it every night or can't
I'll not want to watch the third or seventh episode
and I want to skip and I'm like well
once I stop once I watch two with her
and then not watch the third one with her and then I'm like all right
I'm out I didn't know what happened
he's like how did that go to that? I'll be honest I watched the very
I know everybody's talking about White Lotus I watched the
maybe one or two early ones but then I watched the very last one
and I don't need to see the rest of it it was good
the last one so if season one two and three have
different casts.
Yeah, I was about to say,
is that the show
that they changed
the whole storyline,
basically?
Well, I watched the one
where
Gagins or...
Yeah, Walter Gagins.
Yeah, Walter Gagins.
Yeah, Walter Gagins gets shot.
That's season three.
So I watched the very last
episode of season three,
and I was like, yeah,
feel like I've seen the whole season.
Good.
Yeah.
That was entertaining.
That's funny.
But, uh...
We don't really have a specific type.
We also watch,
um,
on the spectrum.
We've watched every season of that
and just started that the other day, too.
They have a new season out.
We love watching that show.
Yeah, we're,
We're fans of certain shows like that where it's just strictly on Netflix or whatever.
They'll have multiple.
You just started, gosh, I can't think of it.
I'm mad that I can't think of it.
But the soccer coach.
Oh, yeah.
Damn it.
He's not a soccer coach.
Oh, no, I did finish that.
Yeah, I watched a couple episodes of that.
Everybody knows this show.
They're saying it in the thing.
I know it.
He goes to Europe and he's a soccer coach.
We've heard about Landman.
We haven't started watching that yet.
We've heard about it.
But I think we'd have to get another streaming service to see Landman.
What did I start watching last night?
I can't remember the name of that either.
We're really good at this.
Our friend from Sullivan's, he did Eastbound it down.
That helps.
Oh, yeah.
The Gemstones.
I started watching that last night.
Amy started watching the first season, which I've seen.
I need to watch season two and three.
Ted Lasso.
Oh, Lasso.
I don't know why I couldn't.
Dale watched it in really.
time and he watched that and like sat in the living room with the beach house just dying laughing
yeah ted lasso is great and amy just started ted lassoed no i finished it oh i think they're
i think they're filming a new season yeah oh really did know yeah has streaming changed the way you
watch those shows because i'll wait till it's done i want to wait i want to binge it like a good long
movie yeah speaking of which i think memorial day weekend earnhart the earnhart documentary is
coming out it's four parts it's coming out on prime um
And I've seen all four.
The first one's...
The first one...
Look, I know that everything's been done on Dad.
Everything has.
But everything that has been done on Dad
really celebrates the wins, the championships,
the cars, the persona, the Intimidator,
everything that was at track.
And this one is more about really the guts of the man
and who he was as a person and his, you know,
flaws and imperfection.
as a dad and all those things and it's really good i'm really proud of it i hope everybody will
give it some time i know there's i know you've seen everything there is to see and i thought i had too
but they dug up a lot of um a lot of stuff that i hadn't seen of dad and of ralph um they found
some other home movie style footage of ralph earnhart i only thought there was one clip of him that
existed of him talking and moving but they found some more stuff that i didn't even know existed
for 40 years.
So it's emotional, but it's really good.
The first episode is going to be a kind of a reintroduction of who dad is and his rise
from nothing to success.
And then it dives into the personal stuff.
And episode three and specifically episode four are really, really powerful.
So I'm excited for that to come out and people to see it.
Yeah.
I am too.
It's great.
It's going to be more fun.
Let's do one more question.
Let's not end on that.
Yeah.
I got one more for you.
I guess back up, Tim.
Tim, first says,
Amy, he wants you to take Vana White's job
when she retires on Wheel of Fortune.
Ooh, I feel like I'm too old for that.
She's like.
Van of White is...
She's been...
She's up there.
Yeah, you got to be at least 30 years,
40 years younger than her.
I know, but I feel like I'm still too old to start.
You know what I mean?
Like, we need somebody in her 20s.
I'd like to see you do that once.
That little noise it makes when you turn it.
Dun-na-na-na-da-da.
If I don't even have to press it,
you just got to fake it, too.
Oh yeah, it doesn't turn anymore
Oh, then we're out
No, you need to, we'll bring back the turn for it
Please. We want the old school version
We gotta walk over there, nudge it
That'll be our demand
We want more work
Yeah, that's what we want
Yep
But he wants to know if you could go on or host
Any game show or reality show
Which one would it be?
I would like to go on
Steve Harvey's show
Family Feud
Oh yeah
We honestly really tried to do that
that right before Mimi passed away.
Yeah.
And it didn't work out because of timing and everything.
But yeah, that would be super fun.
Wow.
That would have been cool.
Were you supposed to go up against like another?
Another group, but another family.
A lot of celebrity or whatever were.
Pam's few to be fun.
Mm-hmm.
That'd be really cool.
No reality show or anything like that.
Like Big Brother, Survivor, Amazing Race.
No, I don't think I'm made for TV.
No?
We watch, we talked about Southern Charm.
We watch Summer House too.
I think it'd be fun to go to a party.
It would be fun to just go to a party.
Yeah.
Just kind of be in the background.
Yeah.
Like watching all it happening in real time.
Yeah.
Their parties are pool parties, especially around 4th of July, they're all themed.
And so, like, everybody's dressed up.
It would be fun to hang out.
Yeah.
We're a little too old for that too, but not too much.
I mean, they're in their 30s and 40s.
Yeah.
We're on the closet.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Just be in the background.
I like that answer.
That's a good one.
I think it's a good way to stop asking me as well.
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