The Dale Jr. Download - Bless Your ‘Hardt – Goofy on Some Moonshine

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

Amy Earnhardt and Dale Earnhardt Jr. are back in the Dirty Mo Studios for another episode of Bless Your ‘Hardt. Amy just celebrated her birthday this week and shares a hilarious game she played with Isla and Nicole involving cupcakes. Dale recaps his guys trip to Key West and tells a story that shows why Amy is an all-time prankster. Plus we play a new game called,“Yell it Out!”, try to figure out who gave away one of Dale’s hats, and much more!Timestamps:1:04 – Cupcake Challenge7:10 – Scam the scammer11:22 – Who Gave Away Dale’s Hat?21:24 – Key West Recap38:14 – Yell It Out!42:53 - #AskAmy  Check out Dirty Mo Media on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DirtyMoMedia  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey guys, we're back with another episode of Bless Your Heart. I'm here in the Dirty Mo Studios with my husband Dale. We have a fun show for you guys. We've got a lot of random stuff to talk about here today. And Dale seems to be still uncomfortable in his new chair. What? I am loving this chair. You don't say that?

Well, it's rocking side to side. I like it. I get to rock side to side in this chair. All right. I love that. Flexibility it offers. The following is a production of Dirty Mo Media. Bless your heart.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is the way it's going to be, girl. If we're going to hang out. Oh, you look amazing. I can stare at you all day. Are you kidding? I couldn't believe it. What's going on?

The world is not your trash hand. I slept till two, smoking cigarettes and drinking amp energy. Lord have mercy. All right, well, let's get started. Where should we begin? Can we start off with what happened this morning at home? Yes. So we've seen this challenge called, like, the cookie challenge,

and you're supposed to put the cookies out, covered up. Each person gets their own little plate. and you put two cookies under each kid's napkin. You hide the cookies from the kids on a plate. Dad gets one, mom gets none. Okay. So everybody's plates covered. Everybody's plates covered.

We're all setting at the table. I know that I have one cupcake. Yeah, we had cupcakes from my birthday, so we use those in same cookies. Amy knows that she will have no cupcake in her plate. Yeah. The kids don't know what's going on. No. and each of them will have two cupcakes.

They're like these little mini cupcakes. It's a challenge. Yes. So we uncover the bowls, and immediately they're both super excited that they get cupcakes for breakfast. And dad says, oh, I got one. And each year of the girl says, I got two. And I said, I have none. What?

Just, you know, being dramatic. And Nicole goes, ooh, that's, you know, like. No, Nicole went, ha, ha, ha. That's exactly what came out of her mouth. Well, she looked at me like... She looked at you, went, eh, she did. She started antagonizing you. She was not bothered.

I heard it, because, I mean, I know that sound. I make it. And so... And Ila looks at hers, and she looks at me and she gives me one of hers. So between the two children, we now know who is the empathetic one and who is not. And I... It happened like I thought it would. It happened the opposite of what I thought it would.

You thought Nicole. Yeah. Nicole is usually the one. one that will share food. She's more empathetic. She likes to cuddle. She is a cuddly one. I thought she would be the one that would be more thoughtful.

But it didn't work out that way. So for me, this goes along with the idea that I have that me and Nicole are very similar. I too love cuddling. But I too. What you both do, I too lack that awareness in those moments where I'm like, I should share this.

Or I should have taken care of this other person that's doing this with me, right or made sure that they have you think that's a genetic trait um maybe not a genetic trait but it's like a acquire acquired like i think Nicole has learned for me because of our i think because of our connection whatever our our weird chemistry or universal connection because of our dates of our births and just the similarities i see in her and what i see when i see i see i see a lot of myself and her and we're connected. I think she too looks at me and goes, odd connection I have with this person. I think it's just because you're both second kids.

And so, yeah, too, yeah, all of those things, I think, make us magnets. Okay. And so we're, she's like picking up a lot of my traits. Good and bad, right? And so I was, if you said, we should have asked each other, I guess, how this was going to go, how we thought it might go. Well, I told you yesterday in the plane when we discussed doing this, because we had the cupcakes on the way home. We're like, we have to do that challenge. I thought for sure Nicole would have given me one.

And Ila reached across the table to hand me one. She was like, oh, that's so sad. Mom doesn't have one. And of course I gave it back to her because I didn't really want to eat it to begin with. And we told her, like, it's just a test and gold star for you. I was just relieved that one of the kids was nice. Yeah, that's true. I was like, when we got done, I was thinking,

damn, Amy, if neither one of our kids tried to hand you a cupcake, we'd be so sad for the rest of the day. We'd be thinking about what are we doing wrong in parenting. That's right. That's a fun challenge for parents. If you have two kids out there, or even, I guess you could do it with one even. Sure. But, you know, cookies, cupcakes, whatever has to be.

And just cover it all up, sit down, you know, sit down, uncover it. Mom goes, oh, I don't have anything. Even dad can lean into that and go, yeah, mom, mom doesn't have one. And just see how the child reacts. It's pretty fun to watch their mind start thinking. I'll cover them all and just say nothing, see if the kid observes. That's really setting them up for fail. Not really.

I think so. Depends on the age of the kid. Especially if you just have one. The person that told us about this said you need to lean into it a little bit. It's like a kind of a guide them. Guide them along at least. Well, it was funny. Because you don't want them to not do it.

Yeah, I know. It was funny. It was a good way to start today. This morning was dynamic at our house. It was. A couple things quick. I won't drag this out. This morning, I got a text from Steve LaTartre to download this app. Yeah. I saw that you sent it out. I did not touch that. I said, it said, join Steve LaTart on the Beer Buddy app. And I was texting back. I said, man, these scam texts are getting better. and better, more clever every day.

And he laughed. And he's apparently with his son overseas where his son's going to college and they're just kind of hanging out and enjoying some father or son time. And his son was showing him this beer buddy app. So you basically download the app. Anytime you're having a drink, you check in and let your friends, your beer buddies, know you're having a drink. and I don't know that it does much else other than that.

I just got it this morning, and so I've been sending it out. I'm tapping it right now just to see what it looks like. I don't know. So this is too many steps. I know. Well, I'm going to try to post my first post. Oh, you just send pictures of yourself? Wait, and it has a picture in the picture.

Huh? I think it sends the picture to both cameras, so you'll see what's out in front of you and your selfie again. Oh, so I don't really need it. I don't know. I don't understand what? Why is... Are you too old for this app?

Oh, I can flip it. To show, like, this is me, and this is where I am. Yeah. Ah. Great. Well, Steve's in Paris, so I'm sure his clips are pretty awesome right now. Yeah. He was sending me pictures of champagne yesterday.

I'll tag two people that are in this room. Speaking of scams, we had something funny happen yesterday. We did. I got a text message from a man. I'll just read it to you. My phone is still a mess from Dale's social media post about my birthday. Let's see here. It says, hey, tell Dale to get a hold of me in the morning, please.

My messages aren't going through to him for some reason. Thanks, Bill. And it's from an unknown number, and I Google the area code is from West Virginia. And so after talking to Dale knowing that he doesn't know Bill from West Virginia, we just responded with, hey, Bill, I don't know Dale, but I would love to give you a cash offer on 642 Parkway Drive. Reply, yes, if interested or stop if wanting to unsubscribe to these messages. And he immediately replied, stop. Oh, my God.

So it could be a real person. We don't really know. It didn't go any further than that. He'd never text back afterwards. But I feel like we should mess with him a little bit more. I don't know. I'm a little nervous because... Who do you think it could possibly be?

Well, we're going to learn when they hear this show. Yeah, so... I don't know. I don't feel like Bill's listening. A listener. Let's see here. I got one this morning. It was an easy pass.

So everybody's getting the easy pass ones. Yeah. I thought about just copy and pacing that into Bill's chain. I'm so mad. So he replied, stop. He's going to be like, stop, stop, stop, stop. Yeah, I get these scam texts, and sometimes I'll write back. Like, you get the scam text about, like, I want to buy your property,

and it'll list some address that you're not familiar with, and it's apparently some address connected to the phone, the person who had the number before you. So all of your phone numbers, someone else had it at some point, probably. Apparently the person that had the phone number, that I have signed up for everything and subscribe to everything and their number, this number is everywhere. I get all kinds of stuff. You know, when obviously everybody gets all the election texts when they, when all that stuff's going on. And so when we get, when I get those, I always

write back, um, I either write back something super nasty or write back something like Amy wrote like, hey, uh, I don't know that, but I would love to buy your property at some made up address and and so we were we were running down the road and and so the apparently these scam texts have gotten so sophisticated people can get a text message from and what appears like a friend's phone number and it'll even say the names like Kelly will maybe get a text and it'll say hey Kelly I need to talk to you ASAP or whatever it might say something Dale Jr. or LW right And it's like...

Is that really happening for her? No. But it looked... I was heard about these where these are very personalized scams. Which is what I got. Yeah. Well, but it's a real person. Yours is not a scammer.

I don't know that for sure. No. Yours is a real person. How does that person have my phone number? I don't know. And it's not... His texts are not going through to you. I think it's all over... There's no way.

You don't even... Like, we even looked at the phone number. We Google search the phone number. It is a person because when you wrote back of your fake scam, they typed in stop. Don't you think AI knows how to do that? No, it could totally be AI. No.

Because AI would have did capital stop, which is what you put in your text. They wrote capital S, lowercase T-O-P. Oh, maybe it's a lazy AI. I mean, who the hell knows? I don't believe it. It is a real person on the other end, and it's a bill. And when we learned who it is, it's going to make so much sense, and we're going to feel really foolish. I don't feel foolish.

I don't feel foolish. We didn't say anything nasty to him. I know, but we're going to go. damn that bill oh i remember bill we're sorry we're this is what we were doing that's how this is going to go for you okay i'm fine with it well all right we'll see we will i'm gonna make some notes when all this goes down how fine with it you are okay but uh i feel like it was very funny it was fun in the moment it's harmless fun to mess with him it's harmless fun bill it's harmless fun bill it's what he gets for texting me instead of somebody else you want to know something that's

strange what on the weird front this morning this morning I like keeping it weird, yeah, give it to me. I need some help. This morning, this has got me so spun out. So I'll try to make this make sense. There's cool logos and stuff that are connected to my nostalgia in racing. And so I'll have a small dozen or two dozen of those. logos made in patch form and then I got a guy that will put the patch on the hat for me.

Right? And I get the Richardson 112 or the 115 usually and send them the patches and say, man, you just put it on a bunch of different hats. You'll make it look good and mail me the hats back. He mails me the hats back in a box sleeved. All nice. It's good. I take them home and I wear them. And I've done this a couple times, three or four times. Ryan upstairs will make the patch for me. And he designs a patch from the logo. He designs the patch from the logo. He gets a picture or something and designs the patch from the logo. And so I wore, for example, I wore this Austerlin patch throughout the entire speed weeks at Daytona.

And I wore that because that was the team that Dad drove for in his first Daytona 500. and instead of wearing a sponsor hat or Junior Motorsports hat, I wore that because it was my first Daytona 500 as an owner, and I just loved the, I don't know, the feeling that it gave me a feeling, you know. And so I had those hats made with that Australon patch on there, probably two dozen, and I still have more than three quarters of those in that cardboard box in a sleeve. I may have gave away eight of those hats, max.

And I gave them away to people I know. Very well. Very near. Yeah, very well. Did someone not appreciate it and give it to someone else? A someone, an individual, nice guy, walks into the lobby this morning before you got here. And he's got that hat on. Uh-huh.

And he says, yeah, you know, I'm working on this project. and I was like, oh, well, then I must have gave you that hat. When we were working on this project, a TV project together, and he's in production. And I said, I must have you that hat, man, awesome hat. He goes, no, I bought it at the Mooresville Antique Mall for $10. Wow. It went out with the trash.

Well, quit giving your shit away, man. I don't know. I don't give it away. Like, oh, who will tell you? take all of this. No, I understand. You gifted that to someone. It was special to you.

It didn't go out to Goodwill. I mean, we always donate. And we have a pickup truck that's parked in my garage. Yep, I have a pickup truck that's parked in my garage. We donate, close all the time. Right now it is full. We sneak our kids toys out there too and try the truck up with those when they're not looking. It is slam full right now with stuff I need to take to donate.

But this was given away in like, hey, man, I had these special mails. I think you'll like to have one. And I didn't give it to someone that I didn't think wanted it. So weird. So now you've got to try to figure out who's how it is. And find out, okay, where's this case in the antique mall? Who's connected to this case? How did it end up in the case?

I don't know if I'll be able to go through the CSI work. Which antique mall? Moresville. The one over at Biolinos? There's only one. Oh, no, there's few. Really? The biggest one is out there.

I'm assuming it's the big one. an old Burlington building So somehow it ended up in a case The guy said he's just walking through there and saw it I was like oh I like that I recognize that that's neat You didn't have them made that long ago either No

Damn I'm I can help you figure this out What if there's more in the case What else is in the case? You have one of those hats in the suburban And I could make a trip by the mall It's like hey you've got this hat in here Those ladies might remember

Man that spun me out That turn him upside down Well, if your friend is listening and he knows that he can help. I'm certainly, you know, probably he got out of here before I thought to ask him like, hey, could you tell me about what case or where the case is? Because I'll just go to the case. And then I can ask the ladies. And see what else is in there.

Yeah, there might be some other stuff in there. I go, hey, I know that and that. But I could ask the ladies like, hey, whose case is this? Right. Right. I'm just curious. And. Well, there's not a ton of hat cases in there.

We could probably figure it out. Well, there's all sorts of old NASCAR stuff in there. Yeah, they're right. There's cases with hats, die casts, and everything and everything in them. So I'm not thinking it's like a case just with just hats. It might have like all kinds of stuff in it. But man. And maybe I will, maybe in about two hours I won't even care.

It hurt your feelings, though. No, I know you. It's kind of eat you up until you figure it out. It did kind of hurt something. I don't know what it is. You got to text everybody you gave it to and asked for a picture with it because you're making a throw album or something. Oh yeah, I need a selfie with his hat.

Yeah, and whoever doesn't send you one back, we got the person. Do you remember who you gave him to? I don't remember who I gave these hats to. That's the problem. That's the issue. But I promise you, I've only given out less than a dozen to maybe less, let me, six or less people. It's not, there's a small net to cast here.

But let's move on. Okay. That's to be continued. Continue. One thing I wanted to say also shout out to the inventor of the soft, soft-closed cabinets and toilet seats. I was talking to a buddy of mine, Lee, over at the parched counter. He's building a new house, right? And I'm thinking, man, this house is coming along really fast.

Lee, are you in your house yet? Nope, but they put the cabinets in the other day. And he's like, my little kids are learning what soft-closed cabinets were because I saw one of them in the kitchen when we were walking through the house the other day, just looking around. trying to close the cabinet with his foot. And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, it'll close on its own. And so they're about to move into this house. But I was like, you know what?

I was like, that is a hell of an invention. And they have the toilet seats too. Like, you'll just tap the lid and that thing just goes down real slow. And you know how much time that saves? Not having to like close it and put it down without, because you don't want it to make a noise, right? You don't want it to go, bam. I don't care if it makes a noise.

I just want you to close it. sometimes when I'm taking my last pee, you're already in bed, and I don't want to bam, I don't want to bam slam a toilet lid down. But man, up until probably about three or four years ago, toilet lids slam. Three or four years ago. Yeah. Well, the ones I put in my house back when we built it, don't shut slow.

They slam, like if you tapped it, it would just slam. It would just fall. The ones in the house? I replaced all of the. when we got kids because we had those little toilet seats that... The old seats closed on soft. The seats did not close soft. Not the lid, maybe the lid, but not the seat.

And so when I would put it down, you had to hold it all the way down and rest it gently onto the, you know, the base of the toilet and not making noise. And, um... That's what you get, Barbarian. You have to, like, close your damn seat. We got the high-tech stuff where, you know, which is probably pretty common these days. Everybody's probably got them now. but I just wanted to shout out

whoever invented the soft-closed cabinets in the toilet seats. You're so weird. What? That's what this shows a lifestyle show. That had made my life better. Save me a ton of time. I can just tap the lid and I'll walk away

instead of still standing in there putting the lid down. That's seconds. How do we get the sink to make you wash your hands? Stop. You don't have everybody in the world thinking I don't wash my hands after I poo and pee. That's what everyone is.

everybody's going to take away from this conversation. This whole thing about trying to celebrate the inventor of the soft clothes. Guys, he's just trying to make sure the soft clothes works fast enough so he can rush to the sink and wash his hands. Thank you. You're going to have everybody thinking I don't wash my hands after I use the bathroom. I wash. Sometimes I just don't use soap. Gross.

That's the whole freaking point. Sometimes there's not any soap. What are you supposed to do? There's always soap. Not all the time. Not when you're like out and about. Maybe in our own house, yes. There's always soap when you're out and about.

This is what they're going to take away from this. Is there not always soap in a men's bathroom? No. Not a men's bathroom. No, sir. Really? No. They're lucky you get paper towels.

This is what is the problem. And you'll go, this happening in Key West this past weekend. You'll go into the bathroom. There'll be no soap. You'll wash your hands and turn around. And it's one of them damn blow air drying thing. You're like, I ain't got five minutes to stand here and get my hands dry. I know.

It's Key West. And you'll be like, in places like that, you just shake them out and pat them on your pants. You're good. But at. At least they're clean. No, no, no. You got to wipe some of the water, get the water off, right? Now you've got it all over your body and your clothes.

And then you've got to go turn the doorknob or grab the handle that the guy before you grabbed that didn't get his hands dry either. It is just all issue. The man's bathroom experience is not fun. Well. Sometimes. But. I don't really know what to tell you there, but thank God for a seat that closes softly. that you don't have to wake your wife up.

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We did. Went to Key West. Tims and Travis from Dirtymoe Media went along. And we had a great time. I was thankful to get down there and probably the only real window of time to do it until fall. Yeah. Funny thing happened, though.

So we get there and we go to Mary Ellen's great bar down this little alley. Awesome place, though. And the staff there is amazing. It does have touch tunes. So that drives it up near the top of the list of bars to go to at Key, West. And of course we sit down and we're having some beers. It's just after lunch and we dive into the touch tunes. And we're, you know, we have the agreement. Nobody skips. Don't play, don't pay the extra coins to jump ahead. Oh, you did? We did. We had that agreement. That lasted for about an

hour until I thought to play Eminence Front and consider in how we've discussed that very song on this show. I thought we could skip ahead with Eminence Front. And so, So we're sitting there, and we must have been there two and a half hours, having a great time. We weren't really thinking to leave, but we're probably, probably, you know, there are some other places to go check out. And all of a sudden, what's new Pistie Cat plays? And I'm like, and I'm sitting there, I'm tell you what's going on in my head. I'm sitting there, and I'm looking across the bar seeing who's bobbing their head to this song. I'm like, there's some...

How does What's New Pussycat go? I don't... It's a... Tom Jones? Tom Petty. No. Tom Jones, right? I don't know.

Yeah, Tom Jones sings it. And so it's a very 70s poppy... How's it? I don't know. I can't sing it. You can't, huh? Uh-uh. You?

No, I probably shouldn't. Okay. You're a better singer than me. I thought for sure you'd go for it. I don't know how... Whoa. Whoa. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. And he just goes over. over with that. And I'm, but I'm, it's tolerable. I'm looking around and actually, you know, it's tolerable. It's tolerable. It's tolerable because it's Key West. Key West is quirky. It's a quirky song. It's kind of all most fit. Uh, you could, I mean, I looked around and thought, somebody in here played it. And I'm like, I'm wondering if I can figure out who that was. And, um, nobody's singing it. Nobody's mouth on the words. Nobody else is looking around to see who played it. Nobody's bobbing their hand. Nope, everybody's just drinking their beers, having fun.

there's some older folks here and there. Folks my age, probably, not older, but probably my age, that I think is, you know, I look at them and go, they're older than me, they're probably 50. And so we're having a good time. And then, after what's new Pussy Cat played. Pussy Cat. What next song?

The Macarena, I think. The Macarena. The Macarena. The Macarena. The Macarena. Now then I started to, that's when I started to think. I think you said this was a miss. No, that's when I started to think

Somebody in here's Effing with us Or effing F in here is like In their Trying to mess with the vibes Yeah, somebody's in here drank a little too many beers Or had a little too

You know, they're just being goofy I'm like there's no way anybody wanted to play this Like I can't wait to go play this song But they're like You know, where I'm fun This sounds fun This will be funny And I'm looking around going

All right You know we got to take back control This damn jukebox This is getting out of hand And then we went and looked at the queue. So you can go into the app and you can see what songs are coming. So you know like, all right, my songs, three songs away, whatever. And next up are two back-to-back Celine Dion songs.

Yeah. Almost like the Titanic, like, song. And I text Amy. And I took a screenshot of, I think... No, no, that's not how this happened. How did it go? You had... So here's the thing.

knew that you were going to be playing touch tunes at some point before you even left. Andrew and I had decided we were going to try to track you down and s'clock with y'all. And so he finds the touch tune. He has the app and I don't because, you know, Dale's always playing the music. And so he finds the touch tunes bars. And I told you, I text you, I was like, I can't see where you are. I can't track you. Something's going on with our family sharing situation.

So I couldn't track him. And so all weekend I couldn't track him. and so when he got to Mary Ellen's he texts and said hey we're sitting to Mary Ellen's and I was like Andrew this is our chance I was literally pulling in the front gate of the house I stop and I'm getting the mail off I stop him like this is our chance he's at Mary Ellen's you got to do it because he was going to play what's new pussycat like 21 times oh my god really have it looping and keep going over and over again and but he couldn't get in there because it's an AMI it's not the same so I text Tim Dugger that's an arrestable thing is the one that helped me do this

So we're Googling like the most annoying songs to play in a bar And we came up with a good short list And so Tim was the one that played them Yeah, but at some point I text you No, you text me when you were getting up to go to the bathroom You're like, I'm going to the bathroom And I think we're going to leave here Because the music's getting really shit

I thought I asked if you played this No, I, you were walking and I just text you Because I thought you were, you didn't tell me you were leaving the bar And I said, how's the music? And you're like, that's funny for you to ask And I was like, oh And then I said, did you play that? No, we left her because they started playing Celine Dion and we were like,

I think we all looked at him to her like, man, the vibe's changed and we should get out of here. I knew that a Celine Dion song would really get underneath his son. On top of the fact that Celine Dion was coming down the pipe, a double whammy of Celine songs. I got a, I was, I guess, you know, I was a little, a good beer buzz going. and I played Eminence Front, and it made me think of the song, The Commissors in town. Uh-oh.

Jajat. Uh-oh. That song. It's another 70, late, or it's early 80s probably. That's 80s. And I quickly, like, type that in, and the first one that popped up was Falco's version,

which is, I think, German. Falco, the band that sings, Falco sings Gosh darn it Rock me Amadeus Oh yeah yeah that was one of your first records Awesome song Yeah it was

Rock me Amadeus was my first record Along with the song Hold Me by Fleetwood Mac Yeah like 45 I got two signals Singles Yeah I got two singles And that was Rock Me Amadeus And Hold me by Fleetwood Mac

And I had a little tiny Fisher Price Record player I played them on Over and over same songs over and over and I love them. So it got you thinking of that song? Well, no. I was thinking about Eminence Front and thought, oh, we were trying to stay in the same vein, trying to stay in the same style of music, so we didn't really kind of have the place,

people in there going, weird, weird song. Oh, this is such a vibe change. We're trying to stay in that little early 80s, late 70s, rock. And the commissar, I don't even know if that's how you say it. I don't think so. But it's a song I know and like. But I chose the German version. And we're walking out.

And they were like, man, yeah, let's leave Celine Dion. Yeah, we got to get out of here. And I said, yeah. I said, plus, there's a German version of this song that is going to play. And we don't, I don't want to be in there when that plays. So when we left, we were like, we kind of did it, shot ourselves in the foot. Or at least I shot us in the foot. And I have no idea what the next 30 minutes was like in that bar and how they survived the rest of the day.

Well, that sucks because that bar is really good. really good. Mary Ellen, we are sorry. We didn't have any intentions to come in there and screwing up things. They are such a great group, and we love going there. Yeah, we do.

But we had a fun time in the Keys, checked out all the great places. Dale told me, I asked him, sorry, we're interrupting, but Dale, you know how he drives around on the truck, and he's like, well, this used to be farmland. The way he described,

the way he walked all around and told you about everything, felt like he kind of did the same thing. Like, we used to sit here and do this. We used to do this over here. And then we would go here. And then we would go here. We went into shots and giggles.

And I'm like, oh, great place. Thousands of beers on that couch right there, guys. And they're like, they're not. They're like, man. Yeah, duh. Okay. I'm like, man, it's so many memories.

They're like, this is strange. Did y'all get any of those boozy gummy bears? They have fireball-soaked gummy bears. Oh, hell no. No, no, no, no, no. I should have gone with you. Y'all had a way better trip. No, it was fun.

It was really fun. I had a blast. It was good. Yeah. We watched a lot of basketball, wrestling. I never watched college wrestling before my life, and I ever thought to watch it. But apparently the day we watch it, one of the biggest upsets in. Yeah.

It was weird kind of that that happened on the very day we sat down to watch. But we're in a sports bar with like men's basketball, wrestling, women's basketball. And we've got a little, you know, a dollar on this game and a dollar on that just for fun. and we had a great time, but yeah, I was ready to leave when it was time to go, and now I'm ready to go back. Oh, yeah? Yes. That works, isn't it?

I know. Yeah. We had our buffalo shrimp. Oh, my God. Remember us talking about the buffalo shrimp? We had that twice. That was so good. Is it?

So good. So good. Yeah. I've been dreaming about it. Yeah, it's really, it's weird because it's not like overly special in presentation or anything, but that taste is so craveable. Yeah. Yeah.

I remember that taste for the rest of my life. That buffalo shrimp. Yeah, as soon as I'll go down there. I mean, it's a, it's a tough balance between like two days is just right. Yeah. Two nights, right? And we were there for three nights. And that's a little bit too long.

And so, but man, when you're so excited to go there, you're like, yes, let's go for three nights. but you get to that, you know, after the end of that second day, you're kind of like, this is just right. The third day was tough on us. If you had gone first thing in the morning and you all had like two full days and two nights, that probably would have been. Pretty sure, yeah.

That's the way to do it. Fly down there in the morning early. Laying before noon. Yeah. Have a full day, another full day and go home. Yeah. After that, the wheels just fall off. Yeah.

You're kind of just kind of, it's like groundhog day. You're kind of just doing the same thing over and over and over. Great place, though. We had a lot of fun. I was glad to get back down there. Awesome. You want to play a game? Wait.

What? So. What I missed? High Rock. Yes. We had a big day with High Rock yesterday. We actually, so I poured, I poured this beer before Amy got here. And I wanted to check in on my Beer Buddy app, which I can't really figure out how to do it.

But I'll do that later. But I had this beer. And then Amy walks in with the sipping cream. And this is the orange, orange dream. Sipping cream. You can get it from Sugarlands. And, man, this is the best stuff ever. If you like, cream sickle.

Yeah, it's very cream sickly. They do sell all of their creams and a lot of their moonshines at the ABC stores here, too. God, that's good. But it's nationwide. You sure didn't put in cream in that? No, I didn't put anything. If you let's just sit on the ice. I know you have a hard time with patience.

Dale just keeps this in the freezer and just takes a sip out of the jar. Yeah. But if you want to ice it down, it's perfect. This is their number one, or this is like one of their best sellers out of all their moonshines. and because it tastes amazing. And this is the same group that we have the high rock vodka with. And we went to Gatlinburg yesterday and done a full day of content capturing photos and all kinds of stuff for the upcoming year trying to promote the high rock vodka.

And a lot of people will say, you know, we're working hard to get high rock vodka everywhere. But there are some stores out there, right, when people tell us that they can't find it. But you can get it at high rock vodka.com. You can order it straight to your door. Also, we've learned, too, if you go into your local liquor store and request it, they will order it for you. So the liquor industry is very interesting. It is. Every state is different. Every state is different.

We had a lot of fun. Yeah, but the creams are great, and you can get those everywhere. They've been up for a while. Gatlinburg's a great town. Sugarlands has a little distillery right on Main Street. Yeah. One of the most popular places in Gatlinburg. They have an aquarium.

There's so much to do. It's a great place for kids because there's a lot of things for the kids to do in town. So we enjoy going there. but yeah, that's what we did yesterday, a whole full day of that. So just wanted to get that shot. People are going to sit there and go, what are y'all drinking? What are you drinking? What's in the glasses?

Orange milk? Yeah. It's moonshine and it's delicious. All right. Let's play a game. That's changed game for me. Oh, goodness. Because you're right.

So I take this and it's moonshine, right? So for me, it hits pretty hard, you know, the back end, right, of every sip. And so I put it in the freezer because, I want it as cold as it could possibly be because then it's like I like to drink it that way but this far surpasses that well because it's not as thick either yeah wow damn that's good

it's so good I mean I'm not saying that just follow me Ralph just follow me I know wait this is the same I have to cuss cuss because I got this same all the time everywhere we go I'm looking at a menu we go sit down to eat

anywhere I'll look at the menu Oh man, I love this. I love this. This is what I'm ordering. Heck yeah. Put the menu down. Food comes. I look across the table.

Damn, what did you get? I wanted that. I should have got that. Yeah. That looks freaking awesome. This has trailed back all the way to our first date. Every freaking time. Yeah.

And so like, yeah. He gets order envy every time. And now he gets to where he will, we have a conversation. And he's like, what are you going to get? I'm going to get this. Oh, maybe we can just share a little of this and that. Yeah. But I'll tell, most times when we're going to a restaurant where you've got to order a plate of food.

If we go to a sandwich shop, I'll get my sandwich split with her, and I get both, best of both worlds. But if we're going to get a plate of food, I just ask her what she's ordering. And then I don't say another thing. Waiter comes, what do you all be having? She'll put her order in, and I'll go, I'll have that. Just give me that. Just give me that, too. I'm going to be happy because I'm not going to try to do it myself.

because everything that I try to order, it's never as good, because they're on the menu, not, you know, I just order. 60% of stuff on the menu, I'm like, I don't even know what that is.

I don't know what that looks. I wouldn't even be able to guess what that looks like. I mean, yes, fish, chicken steak, but all the other parts of it, right? The, the seasoning, whatever sauce might be on it, whatever sides and the, you know, cus-coose and all this, you know,

rice. And I'm like, I don't know if I want that, you know, I see the word chicken, but I don't know about the rest of it. And I'm not sure. Life is so stressful for Dale.

And she'll order it. She'll go, oh, I'll have the cooos cooos chicken grilled, buddrip, dear. And I'm like, I don't sound good at all. And it gets here, and I'm like, damn. How did you know? And I just get the, you know, I just get, you know. I try to make sure that I order what's appropriate for that restaurant. You know what I mean?

Damn it. Men, you should have more pictures. I will say. They should have more pictures. Way more pictures than what they got. If they didn't have pictures of the Mexican food. restaurants. Half the time you really wouldn't know what you're getting.

Yeah, exactly. But just surprise me. I like chicken. I like chicken and cheese. Bring me something. Pictures? Don't, pictures. They don't generally do it justice or look just like it.

But, you know, there are certain places where it does make sense. Yeah. At least for drinks, too. Yeah, pictures are weird. Pictures make me feel weird on a menu. Why? I don't know. What doesn't make you full weird at a restaurant?

You know, I'm riddled with anxiety. Your experiences in life are just so vastly different than mine. I know. I see menus with pictures, and I'm like, are we at the right place? We're at the right place? What does that mean? I don't know. I just think this isn't going to be good food.

They have to put pictures. I don't know. But if they don't, I don't know what I'm about to eat. Oh, bless it. All right, now can we play the game? Now we can play the game. Okay. I've not looked

So you all So Tim's and Amy They'll pass around these game ideas And so I have no idea what this game is Apparently it's going You looked at the example That we were sent by Tim's I did briefly yesterday

But I didn't get to watch the whole thing So it's going to be just as Off the cuff for me I think Yeah it's pretty funny It's called yell it out So Tim's is going to say a category And a part of the word It may or may not contain

Like a certain letter or a vow and then you and I will yell out our answers. And the first person that wins gets a point. Do you want me to give him an example? Yes, please. Because I forgot the rule. So one of the examples is, you can, Tim, you do this. You tell him.

So it would be a crime that starts the letter D, or ends with the letter D, I'm sorry. Oh, a crime that ends with the letter D? Yes. And you have to come up with any crime that ends with the letter D. Oh, that's tough. Yeah, what is a crime that ends with the letter D? Robbed.

Robbed? Yeah, murdered. Murdered. It's more like quick, you know. Yeah, you're supposed to do it really fast. And there is an answer that's correct? Yeah. Murder, like murder, it's fine.

Oh, but there could be multiple answers? Yeah, multiple answers. We're competing against each other. Every one of these should be multiple answers. Yes, points. We're keeping score. Okay, Amy's going to be good at this. I don't know.

I'm feeling like I'm in. I've got some tough competition here. It's a tough battle. All right, we're playing for real now, okay? Okay. First one, something found at a racetrack that starts with the letter S. Steering wheel. Seat.

There you go. Steering wheel. Side wall. Why are we race doing race questions? That's the only one, I promise. Something in this room containing only one vowel. Mike. There you go.

No. Yeah. Yeah, Mike. Didn't know if it was Mike Davis. He's not here in person, but he's always with us. A drink ending in A. Margarita. Damn it.

There you go. Go back to the track. Do you want anything. A fast food joint that ends with an X. Ends with X. Fast food that ends with X. This is probably the toughest one. Jack in the box.

Yes. Damn it. That's not fair because, name it. Why isn't it fair? There's probably more of those in Texas. They do serve tacos at the ones in Texas. Something found on a desk contains a Y. On a desk.

That contains a Y. Yes. Oh, contains. I was thinking ending in Y. Yeah, me too. Sorry. Recycling. On the desk.

What? No. No, I won't count that. Well, give us a word, Ralph. It would be a computer desk. Copy paper? Copier? Nope, that doesn't have a why.

I don't know. Copy paper is a little fringe. Little fringe. I don't know if I want to give it that point. I don't know. Do you need another hint? All the ones that I keep thinking of in an I. I know.

I know. Or E. I could see where I was when I came up at this game. It's on a computer. It's part of the computer setup. Keyboard. Yeah. Where are you on that?

Mr. Keyboard. All right. The next one, a movie title, not containing an A. New movie title. Yeah, movie title. Name of the movie, not containing an A. Honeymooners. Frozen.

Honeymooners, yeah. That would do it. A nickname beginning with a G. Girl? Goofy Goofy? Goofy? Yeah.

I don't know. Who are you calling goofy? Yeah. Gator? Gators? Yep, I'll accept that. Gator? Yeah, I'll accept that.

Yeah, Justin Algar. Oh, a little gator. Okay. Dale's up four or three now. I've got three more. Okay. A state that's one syllable. Maine.

Wow. Good for you. The freaking cream is working. He's sharper. A sports team. that doesn't end with an S. Wait. I'm just repeating the things up here lately.

Everything does, don't it? There's a couple. Oh, Miami Heat. Yep. I'm officially a loser, aren't I? Yep, that's it. Dale wins. Yeah!

Fuck! Loss the lead early, but we got it back. His chair is squeaking so much. All right. Rock and roll. Keep it track while you guys. You're hard to beat. Good job.

You're so smart, honey. Hey, guys. We are here for another episode of Ask Amy on Bless Your Heart. I'm here in the Dirty Remedio Studio with my husband Dale. How's it going, Ralph? I'm awesome today. I'm awesome. He's had a little orange cream, so he's feeling very happy right now.

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Yeah. Our first one is from Frank. First off, happy birthday, Amy. Oh, thank you, Frank. And his question is, how did you spend your birthday? Did you have any nice plans? Well, my birthday was on Tuesday. It was kind of a weird, rough week.

My birthday was great. My birthday was great. I turned 43. It's another great year, but Junebug isn't doing very well. So I spent most of my time Monday and Tuesday trying to figure out what was going on with him. And he's with our vet right now, and so he's getting some TLC. But Dale had actually set up a little scavenger hunt for me when we woke up on Tuesday, and the girls had like hidden things around the house, a little bit.

gifts and cards and things that they had made. And we had cake and they sang to me and all of those things. And then what do we do? It was Tuesday. I forget. Oh, we flew to Gatlinburg. Yeah, we did. We went to Gatlinburg. When we got to Gatlinburg, we went to this really nice restaurant called the Greenbrier that's in Gatlinburg. Awesome place.

They took great care of us. And we had a really, really nice dinner. And Amy out ordered me again. Yeah. She does. We talked about that earlier in the show. But, yeah, it was kind of touch and go there for a while because Amy was doing the cleanse. Remember we're talking about the cleanse? Yes. Last week, she's doing the cleanse. So she's like, hey, I don't want to do anything for my birthday. I don't want to do nothing. Don't schedule anything because I'm going to do this cleanse. This is like the only window of time I have. And so I did all the prep for the cleanse.

And then as soon as Dale leaves to go on his trip with you guys, it's dinner time. And I'm pulling out snacks for the kids. They had eaten a bunch of stuff all day long. So I just wanted some chips and salsa. And of course, the first thing I did when I opened the bag of chips to pour them in bag was eat one and I'm like cleanse over so good in three days of eating nothing but fruit and I'm like I screw this I can't do this by myself so so the cleanse come to an end it came to an end I'm gonna do it I gave Dale's cleanse kit to a friend and so we're going to schedule a time to do it to like have a buddy system but someone else is going to yeah my birthday ended up being a great normal day if you hadn't heard about this if you hadn't heard about this cleanse you need to go back and watch last

week's show um I don't know how they do it but I have had a lot of feedback of other people that have done the exact thing, and people that I know that I didn't know had done it. They were like, it's epic, but you do need the solid 10 to 12 days to, like, dedicate to it. So birthday was great, Frank. Thanks for asking. That's good. Bill has a similar birthday question.

He wants to know, are you a cake person brownie cupcake? Like, what's your favorite birthday dessert, I guess? Oh, well, my favorite cake is carrot cake. Oh, okay. And Dale insists on getting my red velvet every year. he refuses to get me a cake, I like. It's not a fruit or not even cake material. It's also not your birthday.

I know, but damn, I just can't make myself. Why? Why? When you're buying cake for your wife, buy what she wants. Let me get a tomato cake. You could do better with chocolate. How about some green, how about some corn cake? I don't know.

What the hell? It's carrots. It's like a spice cake. They must have been tough times when they were like, Yep. Carrots is all we got. I want a cake, and that's what the hell we're doing. We're making a carrot cake.

That's been tough times. You're getting carrot cake for your birthday. Hard times, as Dusty Road would say. You don't know hard times. They're still making it in mass production because it's delicious. I don't think I've ever had a carrot cake. It's so good. It's got like spices and nutmeg and cinnamon and stuff like that in it.

You don't even taste the carrots. Okay. I need to get my little Dusty Road's figurine over here. You don't know hard times. We used to do carrot cake. Bill, are you from West Virginia by chance? I'm just about to say. You are, please come on in the chat.

Yeah, listen to the show to get that joke. I love those. So I do like carrot cake, favorite dessert. I don't know, chocolate chip cookies. I'm pretty simple. I don't eat a lot of sweets, to be honest. Yeah, no. But chocolate chip cookies is more of the hard outside and a soft inside.

Yes. That's the perfect chocolate chip cookies. Me and Amy came up, well, I'm sure this has already happening somewhere. But me and Amy came, we had a really cool thought for a dessert the other night. we were at dinner and they brought out this cheesecake that had been sort of half dipped or covered in chocolate. That hardened. So it was like a dip cone.

Yeah. And so, yeah, it was like a dip cone. And so like taking, and it had a little coconut on it all through it, which some people are good with that, but I'm not a coconut. I don't like the pulp or in my orange juice. I don't like the coconut in my cake, right? And so I was like, man, regular. cheesecake dipped in chocolate and frozen.

They do that in Key West. Yeah, they do that with the Key lime. And I'm like, somebody around the world's doing this little, you know, just a little slice, right? Little, little. I'm like, so basically you want bonbons at dessert? Because that's all that really is. And it reminded me of the awesome cupcake sushi we used to get.

Did y'all get that way down there? And when people, people initially, I know, I didn't even think about doing it. When people hear that for the first time. They go, cupcake sushi, what in the hell? Like cupcake with fish and they think it's like sushi blended, like sushi and cupcake mash up? No, that's not what this is. It is. Go ahead.

It's like a cake pop. It's cake and chocolate and it's rolled to look like a piece of sushi, but it's dessert. And it's got like sprinkles and different, like, chocolate beads and things on the top to look like the caviar. It is all dessert and it's absolutely delicious. And our friend Lori down in Key West patented it. And she started selling it out of the fish market a while ago. So we found it there, but she does ship now. She sends it everywhere.

We used to eat it at least a dozen times a year. That's probably one of the most unique things we've ever found. We had her come to the house once. What event was that? Something to do. It was for our engagement party. It was, our engagement party. She come and set up and everybody got got cake sushi.

She made it in front of you as you were ordering it. Just like the sushi guy would do. And it's cold. You keep it in the refrigerator or the freezer. and it comes in the little sushi tray just like your order of your rolls tuna roll or whatever

and you can keep it in the freezer and you just walk by there and grab one and everything Dale does is like we'll walk by the freezer when I walk by and get a swig things are dangerous so good though yeah that's good our next question is from Guillermo

and he would like to know what what's a well-liked food that you can't stand like for example I hate queso and people love queso What? It's too cheesy. It's just too cheesy? If I want cheese.

It's just, if I want cheese, I'll just put it on the chip. Like, nacho style. Yeah. I don't need to dip it in the cheese. Oh, I could put Kaysa literally on anything. I will say. Oysters? Like, I like Koso.

I don't like Koso. I do like Koso, but I don't like the melting pot. Like the fondue? The fondue. That's different types of cheese. I know. I'm just saying, like, I do like Koso, but I don't want to go to that restaurant and sit around with a bunch of people and just dip

dip in. Just dip in. Yeah. But a chocolate foundu. Now that is different. That is different. That's pretty good. So the fondue at a place like that is not the same cheese.

It's not as soft. I don't want to do that for you if you ever think about, hey, does Del want to go do this? I want to know. Those aren't two things I'd stick together. You answer. You answered the question. Yeah. Oysters.

I don't like raw oysters because of the texture of it. It's more of a mindset. I've tried them. They've gone down and come back up. We did have fried oysters the other night at dinner that were incredible. So I've eaten oysters, but raw oysters, I guess, would be my answer there. Or mushrooms. I hate all mushrooms.

Mushrooms. Mine's probably carrot cake. Carrot cake. His is joy. Amy's joy. He hates joy for me. Very popular cake. All right.

Well, Bonnie, our next question, she would like to know if you could watch a TV show or a movie again for the first time. What would it be? That's a good question. For the first time. Yeah. I think the office, you know, watching that for the first time was so funny. Yeah, the office is really good. Something like that.

Man, there's several that pop into my mind. I mean, E.T. White, or E.T. and Tombstone. Forrest Gump. A league of their own. A league of their own. Every good movie. Yeah. More so movies than series. You can still watch series.

Everything you ever like. Forget some of the episodes and it's fresh. And a lot of them are syndication, the ones that we all. really like. Is a league of your own the movie you still sit down and watch like, yes, and still get teary at the end because the two sisters come back together.

I love it. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. This one is from, oh, at Goofy is the Twitter handle. If you could have one fictional character as a friend,

who would it be? Fictional character? Fictional character. Maybe Goofy would be one as a friend. Oh my God. He's a Ricky Bobby. Ricky Bobby. That's a really good answer.

So it's not a cartoon character. It doesn't have to be a cartoon. No, just, you know, made up. Dang, that's really hard. That's a tough one. The king of the spot. I go back to Michael Scott. Yeah, Michael Scott.

Maybe Phoebe from Friends. I guess the Bandit. Phoebe from Friends is a great answer. Bert Reynolds. Reynolds, yeah. That's so hard. That's a thinker. Not really.

I don't fantasize about stuff like that. It's like an easy question for guys. It's hard for women. You think all of like your heroes and your heroes. You're like, of your movie heroes. Yeah, well. I don't know. All right.

Well, Jen would like to know. She says, hey, Amy, love your style. Do you have a favorite place you shop? Not really. I just kind of shop all over the place. Shop. We can shop. DirtymoMod Media.com for your new bless your heart gear.

There are, I like to boutique shop. So, like, support local businesses. And I have a few around here that I like. I don't know. I kind of shop all over. I feel like I'm always looking, window shopping. I've got a personal favorite, Amazon. If I can't find my brand there, I just, you know, can't trust it.

That chair is doing something to his personality, I think. Or maybe it's the orange cream. It's orange cream sickle. I think that's it. I shop on Zappos. Sometimes I used to shop a lot on Zappos. Then they stopped carrying my favorite tennis shoe, and we just haven't been the same since. Are you okay?

Are you going to make it? I do. You know what I like to do? I did this yesterday. We were at the... Jesus. Now, this is how I... We're talking about shopping.

Yeah. Girl shops. Girl shopping. I know. When you shop for me, where do you go? Well... Besides Amazon. Capital.

Capital. There's a friend at Capital that will text me knowing what moments are coming up in the calendar year. And she'll go, hey, got this thing. Take a look. Yeah. When Dale says he doesn't know what to get, I'm like, just use your resources. Yeah. I'll just text her friends.

Yeah, that's a good way. Have you guys heard anything? Amy say anything. And they're so resourceful because they do. They'll be like, oh yeah, here, I got this purse. She's talking about this purse last week. I'm like, damn. Like, I didn't expect you to have an answer.

And there you go. Yeah, easy to easy. Yeah. I'm not going to sit and talk handbags with you. I know, but they just remember it. And then they'll say, oh, yeah, let me send you a link to this thing. I'm like, wow. Yeah.

That was really simple. Yeah. What was our asker's name? This was Jen. Jen, I'm going to put a list of tags in story so you can just go and check out the ones I actually look at the person. I'm here. I feel like that would be easier. Shout out to all the guys out there wearing straight leg, relaxed fit.

This damn slim. I am not bringing the cream back next time. You have to. Shout out to all the pants. pant makers out there making the relaxed and straight legs. Can't wait until the boot cut is back in style so I can bring them back out. They are for women. The men are wearing the skinny pants.

Yep. See, that was never something like, I could never wear a pair of pants that held on to me. I don't like that. Because they do. I see people all the time walking around, even here, that the pants are holding on to you all the way to the ankle like this. I can't. Not a joggers guy.

My pan has to go over the tongue of my shoe and stay there all day. We have another question? We have one more. We have one more question. Okay. Have I made that clear? Okay, we move on. All right.

Josh is going to close this out and he wants to know who has the higher screen time. Oh, well, we've actually debated this because I feel like he's always on his phone, scrolling and looking at things. This is where I am on my phone a lot. I am on my phone quite a bit too. But I'm ordering dog food. or scheduling something for the kids. I'm not actually just fluffing and entertaining myself. So our screen time is pretty similar.

But he has an iPad, an iPhone, a computer, an irasing rig. Like he's always on a screen. Always looking on a screen. Whereas I've got my phone. And for the most part, it's doing something productive. It's about 50-50, like, joy and just working on something. Yeah. She's 100% correct, yes.

What would your times be, like average, you think? Oh, God. I'm too high. Let's look. Mine's really bad. Thanks to Dale's birthday thing, my phone died twice on Tuesday. Yes. Thank y'all.

A shout out to everybody who saw my sister story. Died twice. I actually charged it. And my post online to tag Amy. We killed her phone around 5 o'clock in the afternoon. She sat there and rode on about 5 to 10% trying to recharge that thing the rest of the day, just chugging along to the finish line. Good job.

Daily average is four hours and 25 minutes. That's really good. Where are we finding this? Straight in your settings. I'm looking at my saying. But that's 53% down from last week. So last week I must have been around six or seven hours. I see it.

Monday mine was 13 hours. So that's a long time. But you're working on your phone too, right? I'm always on my phone working. You will need to use this device more for your screen time to be reported. That's bullshit handed over. Is that just today's? No, that's the orange cream talking.

Screen time. Seven hours, 11 minutes. That's his average. And that's down 23% from last week, too. Mine was 4.11. Damn. Wait. You're more?

Four hours. Yours is seven. That's good. There's no way that's good. He refuses to believe he's on his own as much as he is. I know. I look at Amy and she's on her phone all the time. We're at the shoot yesterday.

And every time we get ready to, we do this, we do like these little clips as soon as we're done with each one, he turns and grabs his phone to the point where everybody's like Dale Really wait for Dale Put his phone down so he gets started Let's do Let's dive in a little deeper And go to

App and website activity My top one is messages One hour a day Probably a solid one hour How do you know It says in very hard to see faint Yeah

Nope down right there. There. Go back up. God dang, Dale. Right there, honey. Messages, Instagram. Yeah, but it doesn't say it.

It doesn't have a... The bar has a little number next to it. Yeah, but it says six hours, and my average is four. That's how much you're using that app per day. That's impossible. That must be for the week. Yeah, might be on week.

Oh, really? Yeah. Most used. Daily average is one hour, 12 minutes. That's what mine says right now. Oh, your own weekly at the top. Yeah. So I'm on daily.

Yeah, I go there. Now go to the apps. 45 minutes on Instagram. Messages is 24 minutes. Wow. My Instagram ain't even in my top. I'm sure the X is at the top of yours. Messages.

Calculator. What's the next one? Messages. Calculator. Notes. Calculator. Safari. Beer buddy.

Calculator? What are you calculating? Why is that top? Is it in order from most to least? 27 minutes for the calculator. A dot. I didn't know what you're doing. It's a long time on the calculator.

eBay. What are you calculating? Five minutes on eBay. Everything's five minutes. I feel you're not answering the question. What are you using the calculator for? I don't know. I want to see your phone.

He ain't lying. Yeah. That's crazy. It is crazy. That calculator should never be in your mind. Calculating. I have never seen you use the calculator. Where is X?

I don't use X. Where's the... I mean, not that much. What hell? And what about the one that you use? on your gaming thing. The gaming chit-chat. Oh, numbers.

No, not numbers. The other one. Oh, Discord. Discord. Where's that? I don't know. I'm not on there that much. I just check it briefly.

He's definitely got day-toggled. Okay, so you go to week. So just this last day. X is at the top with seven hours. That's a good way to add-dask gaming. That was a very detailed personal look at our lives. Thank you, Josh. Now we know who the real weirdo is.

and we all thought it was me. What was weird about mine? The calculator. Did I use the calculator a little bit yesterday? For 27 minutes. That's kind of weird. It just could have been open. Like you could just lay in there.

And that's calculating the time? It's just sitting there not being pushed. We were working all day yesterday. I could have had it open and just laid it down. What would you be calculating at a photo shoot? I don't know. I don't know, honey. I'm trying to think.

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