The Dale Jr. Download - Bless Your ‘Hardt – Sonoma Wine Tasting & Peeing in Pools

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

Amy Earnhardt and Dale Earnhardt Jr. are back for another episode of Bless Your ‘Hardt. On today’s show, Amy and Dale discuss what date is the appropriate date to have a “sleepover”, they recap their recent trip to Sonoma, and Dale found a snake in the garage…or did he? Plus, a fun #AskAmy segment where Amy answers if she’s ever peed in the pool on vacation, how early is too early to call someone in the morning, and which NASCAR driver would you let babysit your kids. We also have our drink of the week presented by High Rock Vodka, and much more! Check out Dirty Mo Media on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DirtyMoMedia  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, everybody. Welcome back for another episode of Bless Your Heart. Dale and I are back at the beach, so we're doing it remote. We have a great show for you today. We're going to talk about Sonoma. We're going to talk about old ladies and their parking places. And then also, Dale found a snake. So let's get started. The following is a production of Dirty Mo Media. Oh, yeah, this is the way it's going to be, girl. We're going to hang out. Open a bunch of jars. You've got big strong hands. Are you suffering from high? I'm working. Working that mouth. Oh, boy.

All right, so a drink of the week presented to you by High Rock. Amy made these nice little drinks here. It's just vodka and sun drops. High Rock and Sunrop. Kept it simple. My favorite. Yeah. Yeah.

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50. You know what Richard Petty told me the other day? What? Life begins at 50. He said, man, you're just getting started. Really? That's all he said? He didn't, like, there was no follow-up?

I thought that was enough. I was pretty happy with that. Okay. I didn't really want him to say anymore because he brought me up. I didn't want him to take me down. Well, Richard seems like he's going to live forever. So, you know, for him, 50 probably was a pretty old. So Alex Thames is still not here, even though he's present.

He's in the building. What's wrong with Alex? Alex. I feel like there's a story that I don't know about, that you know about already. What happened? Well, he didn't even want people in the office to know about this about him, so I'm not sure we should say this to all, you know, our thousands of listeners. But he, he's under the world.

weather. Mexico won Alex zero. Is he hung over or is he got the runs? Yeah, the ladder. Oh, no, he drank the water. Oh, y'all, look, I didn't do this to you, Alex. I didn't do this to you. I said you were under the weather.

Alex, what a rookie move. You know, you're not supposed to drink the water. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He also had Chipotle for lunch today. You think that had something to do with it? Just a pile on? He's not going to ping. He's not going to point it, you know,

one way or the other man had a good time in mexico he probably was he probably had a couple waters like i got to control myself probably didn't uh just go alcohol only and no you really should stick with the tequila margaritas only yeah well bless him um well i've got uh Travis here i want to know about what happened my family wants to know now because i hadn't uh informed them because i keep my life pretty quiet and i opened it up and um so one i did fail on one one account. Oh, yeah? What'd you do?

I didn't say strenuous. Oh, of course you didn't. Of course you didn't. But so we went to the puttery downtown in Charlotte. That's the indoor, like really a viby, cute place. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Went there, did some putt putt, and then had dinner and drinks.

And then we went to Sycamore brewing afterwards for a couple more drinks. Okay. Oh. So did it turn into a sleepover? No sleepover. Oh. So like we were in Sonoma and we kind of had like the conversation about the third date. And third date rule is it's we're having sex.

Third date. It was like general consensus is third date is a sleepover or a hookup. And I think everybody agreed that that was like the general rule. My gosh. So the rules have changed. And we're a lot older than you guys. I don't think that's the rule. You don't?

Oh, no. Everybody else that was with us was pretty adamant. Like, yeah, if I have a third date, we better be doing that or I'm moving on. Wow, I'm willing to wait as long as it takes, I guess. You're full of shit. I mean, that's not like what I'm after. I'm, you know, I'm after a relationship, so I'll wait for as long as that takes. Again, you're full of shit.

Okay. Dale. I mean, I'm not, it's not like I might not, you know, make a move, but, you know, if it doesn't happen, it's okay. I'll keep going on more dates. Yeah, so I'm not going to. Over and over and she's resisting you. Then you're probably moving on. We're talking about the third damn date.

Like, I'm, I'm willing to go freaking eight, ten dates. Really? Yeah. Going to eight to ten dates before we, are we waiting? I think it's a case-by-case scenario. I mean, if we're having one. date per week. That's two months. Well, I'm hoping that the...

I hate to sound like a hooker, but like that's a long time. I hope that you... I hope the frequency will pick up after a few weeks, you know, after a couple weeks. You know, you're going on two dates a week. You're seeing each other, you know, by the sixth or eighth or tenth date, you're going on, you know, you're seeing each other three maybe times a week. That's like, we're like in a fully committed relationship for a... If everything's, yeah, but if it's mutual, if everybody's happy, that's perfectly fine.

And honestly, like, yes, of course I'm going to be, like, my instincts are going to be wanting to, like, hook up for sure. Travis and Eric are wondering how you're going to play this out. I mean, no, like you're going to, if you're liking the person, you're going to be wanting, you know, you're going to be wanting to make, you know, first base, second base, third base, you're going to want to go through all. that process. But if it's, if the person's like, not now, going to slow it down, that's not my thing. Let's let's let's let's just, I got to, we got to go further before I do that. I mean, I think I can be patient. It's funny though, because Dale was worried about the friend zone last week. I know. Now he's, now he wants to wait. He's putting everybody in the friend zone. All right. So do we

have fourth date? Yes. Okay. What are you going to do? Not sure yet. Did you ask her if she had like a list? So after the show, I, first, Like I mentioned to Travis, maybe ask her if she's got like a list of places that she wants to go that she's not hit yet. So she said surprise me when I asked like if there's anything that she wanted. So I had to plan it all. So. And I'm not a good planner with these things. So it's a lot of pressure.

Yeah. Being the hospitality manager plus trying to like impress a girl is a lot of pressure. Yeah. Are you friends with any of her girlfriends? Do you have like mutual? No, have not met any of her friends yet. Okay. I was going to say you could ask some of them too, but.

And this was met online. I just got a text from Bruce, our buddy, down here in the Charleston area. Bruce went with us to Sonoma and brought his lovely wife with him, and we had a great time. But we have a little tough predicament there for all of our listeners out there, especially if you're a parent. we have this play set in the backyard. A little slide, you know, second floor, swings, but it is in bad shape. The salty air has destroyed this thing.

And so I text Bruce today and I said, hey man, you got a company around here? Bruce is a contractor. Knows a lot of things about hauling off waste and trash and lumber and things like that. And so I was like, you got a group that hauls things away. I'd like this thing tore apart. You know, whatever that might cost. and he's like, I got a guy.

He'll be there Tuesday. It'll be gone. And we still have it broken the news to the girls. Right. So you sent that text out, having not had that conversation with the kids yet. So if say it had happened today. Well, I could tell Bruce. Today.

If Bruce, they would be staring at the window and tears just like patch at the freaking edge of query. It was not going to happen. If Bruce said today, I'd say, hold up. We've got to tell the girls. but he said Tuesday. So we've got a little window. So Tuesday, they're going to tear it down. And then what are we going to do to break,

to, like, replace the warm and fuzzies. Here's how I hope this process goes. We're going to tell the girls, so I have a little bouncy house that I bought for 400 bucks, and it's awesome. And we've had it for five years. But the kids have gotten too big for it. It's kind of a smaller-sized bouncy house.

It goes down with a pool, and I literally bounced out on a house. our head last time we were here. So it is too big. Yeah. I thought, look, get rid of the play set. The play set's in bad shape. Rusty, going to get injured, whatever.

And so we can't donate it, but probably could give this bouncy house to somebody if they wanted it. But anyways, replace the play set and bouncy house with an upgraded bouncy house. The bouncy house also has like waterworks and stuff like that. You plug it up to the water spicket. So, I mean, if I say to them, hey, man, this is going away, but we're going to get a little bit, you know, we're going to upgrade on our, on our bouncy house. I think they'll buy that. Why don't you have the bouncy house there so when this one goes away, you have to show them?

Well, so buying a bouncy house is like a thing. You have to, I don't know, I don't know if any of them are local where we could actually pick one up. Oh, no. I bought this thing on Amazon. The other one came from Amazon, but it still took a week to get here. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know.

We'll have to. That we need to do. I didn't realize this was going to be happening so quickly. Dale and I just kind of tossed this idea around yesterday. And we walked out there to just look at it and got eaten up by mosquitoes. So we sat there for like two seconds before we ran off. And we didn't really finish the conversation about timing or whatever. Yeah.

Print some pictures off for them to show what they're going to be getting. That's a good idea. See, you're going to be a great parent. Yeah. One of these days. Man, you don't even come to my head. And that's why I get myself into trouble sometimes, because I'm just like, let's do it.

That's a great idea. Bam, bam, bam, bam. Just come to me for advice. Yeah, all right. Well, we need to do that. We need to let them shop. Maybe we'll just let them help us pick it out too. There you go.

So I've talked about this on our show before. Maybe not this particular show, bless your heart, but I've talked about it on our dirty, Dale Jr. download. Went to the grocery store. Amy will send me alerts and be like, hey, you're out and about. If you're by this grocery store, I've got an order for pickup.

You go over there. There's two parking spots that you can, that they're specifically for this type of thing where you pull up and you tell them on your phone, I'm in the parking spot. Come, you know, you can roll out. Well, I put the bags in my car. It's a pickup.

Everybody knows about this. I pull in there and there's a lady getting out of her car. And she has, she's got a Florida tag. So she's not from around, I'm assuming she doesn't live in the neighborhood. But I'm like, God dang, man. How old was she? you're 70 68 65 if I'm 70 and I'm got to go to the grocery store I'm just going to pull into the closest parking spot I know that's what she did I know so I mean

I feel like when you get to that age your fickets go up your give it goes down and all you want to do is like get in and get out and I'm sure she can read just fine you know I have I have an idea that she knew exactly what she was doing because I looked at her. I'm parked in the spot and I'm looking, she's right here. We're looking at each other. So your bird dog, while she's getting out of the car? Well, I pull in and I mean, she's six feet away from me. And she's looking across the top of her car.

She's getting out at me. And I'm looking at her. And there's this moment where I'm like, you know what you're doing. And she's looking at me like, I know you know what I'm doing. Nope, she ain't doing that. She's got this look like, buddy. If I were her out of a piss, I've been like, winning. See you later.

No, she looked at me like, I don't give a shit what you think. I'm going in the store. I'm like, God, dang. You probably nailed it. Yeah, I don't know. Here's the thing. If you have a parking spot available to pull into, like, I don't care. I get that it's annoying.

But like, I've seen people do that with like four kids and I'm like, I can't really get, I can't really be mad about that. If they're going to be around that many children, I'm going to find the closest spot too. If there's nothing else close. I mean, I can find all kinds of scenarios to justify it. But there has to be some decorum at the grocery store. Thank you. Look, man, I know she, I just feel like that there's only two spots for the pickup.

You know, what if that mom has got them four kids in the backs driving up to get the pickup? And that spot's taken by some lady that just decided to just parked there and walk in. And I thought, you know, if I were her, I'd pull straight up by the front door and call and be like, hey, man, there's no spots available. And so, like, you've talked about this. They're tracking you. Once you tell them that you're coming, they can see where you are. They can see how far away from this door you are so that they're ready. And Dale, the last time he went and both spots were full, he's just a circle in the parking lot.

And by the time they came out, they could see where he was. So, like, he just pulled up. Yes, they've told me that. Like, they know us pretty well. I don't. And I do the pit up pretty much every time. And so, like, we're so embarrassed. We could see Dale in his big rainbow truck just driving.

Oh, my gosh. They're on the parking lot. They know the truck, but I don't mess with the app till I'm in the spot. Oh, I do. So that's the point. You're supposed to tell them beforehand so they can be on the chip and ready to run it out to you right when you get there. So you're using the system wrong yourself too. You're a little at all.

If I go into the app, Amy, and I hit, I get, it takes me to a certain level where it says, are you at the spot? And I just like, wait till I get to the spot to hit, yes, I'm at the spot. Oh, it says, it asks me if I'm on my way. Yeah, I don't, I don't, you told most times when I'm going there, you've told me it's ready for pickup. So I don't even think about telling them I'm on my way because you've told me that the, the cart is sitting in the store with it. It ain't in the cart. It's in the refrigerator.

They got to put it in the cart. And in the dry stuff, they have to get in a different section and put, they have to load the cart. All right. Well, I could do it differently and help them out, but that doesn't have nothing to do with this old lady. No, it doesn't have to do with the Honey Badger, old lady, you know. Yeah. What is it, Travis? If she's old enough to go to the grocery store, then she's old enough to park in a regular spot.

Like, I don't know why we're giving her benefit of the doubt here, Amy. Well, I'm just like a granny lover, I guess. I don't know. I dress like a granny. And one day I'm going to be one. and so I'm going to do what I want. All right. Well, let's talk about the snake.

All right. So yesterday, can I tee this up? Absolutely, please. Where were we? Upstairs? We're in the house. I don't know what we're doing. Dale's downstairs farting around as he does.

He likes to push stuff around, clean stuff up. Even if there's nothing to push around. I was washing the golf cart. He was washing the golf cart. I think I took a nap actually yesterday. I was looking for some 25, pound dumbbells because I was really jonesing for a workout. He thought for sure there were just hiding in the garage. I'm going to find a set of dumbbells just hanging out in here, which he did not.

Anyway, so like he's finding things to do to occupy his time to watch the golf cart. I was upstairs with the girls. He comes upstairs and he's like, Amy, I need you to get a flashlight. I need you to come with me. I found a snake. I'm like, well, what do you need me for if you found a snake? He's like, well, I need you to get the flashlight because I don't know how big it is. And so I get my phone and this long, like, baseball hat with a flashlight, and I follow him down. Well, now, of course, the girls have heard about the snake. And so the girls and the dogs are, we're all following him. His whole flock is following him down to the under part of the house.

And he opens up the gate. We go in. We're all standing back. And he opens the cabinet where he says it is. And I've got the flashlight up there. And by the way, this man is six foot tall. He can see into the cabinet better than me. but he's expecting that I'm going to be able to help him visually figure this out.

So I got the flash sight on it and he gets a little close when he's like, oh, I'm like, that's not a freaking snake. That's an S hook. It's a piece of rusty metal. It's not even a snake. And he's tall enough to see this because it's on a little box inside of the cabinet. I'm like, how did you not know, like it's daylight? It isn't dark.

How did you not know that wasn't a snake? And what were you expecting that I was going to do for you? Like, I'm not scared of snakes. But I'm scared of people's reactions when they see snakes. Like, that could have been a real show with the kids and everybody around. And he's like, oh, it is. And then he finally pulls it out and then just, like, locks the cabinet door with it. Look like a snake.

No, it didn't. Didn't even kind of look like a snake. It's this plastic container that I bought from Lowe's that you put together. And it's like four by six by three. It's pretty big, double door down underneath the basement of the house. And it's a little bit dark down there. And I was like, man, I, I, was looking for something and I swear it looked like a little baby snake

sitting on top of this cardboard box and I shut the door. In a panic. I was like, because we've seen a little baby snake out in the driveway and stuff. It kind of looked like that. But they're not poisonous. They eat frogs. Like there's,

there's, yeah, we don't know what kind of snake this thing is. When we believed it was a snake, we didn't know the species. But, so I'm like, man,

it's a double door. as you know Amy can hold the flashlight, the phone, whatever. We'll take a picture of some and Google it. And we open up the door and the kids are all there. Everybody's ready. I'm like, man, it's going to be cool. Kids are going to see a snake?

And I open that thing up and it's literally a steel S hook that I use to lock, just kind of slide in and lock that damn cabinet shut. And I left it on top of that box. I guess I'd open the cabinet in the past. and left the F's hook inside. It was pretty embarrassing. In the moment, I could tell he was genuinely thinking it was a snake. But then afterwards, I'm like, this kind of feels like a setup.

No, no setup. Was it? No, not really. What were you going to do if it was a real snake? Like a big one? Take a picture of it. It wasn't big. I could tell it wasn't big.

I knew it was like a little baby. What were you going to do if it was like a poisonous snake that we weren't supposed to mess with? I don't know. I'd figure that out later. I mean, it feels like one of those things I would have been figuring out. I don't know. I'm not scared of snakes, like I said,

but I am scared of the mayhem that ensues when other people see snakes. Yeah, I don't like snakes. Same. Now, if I have recognized that it's a black snake, I'm okay if it's around. But any other, if I don't know what kind of snake it is, I don't want to be around it.

Do you guys deal with spiders out in Sonoma? all? We did with spiders everywhere. We didn't see any... I saw a spider yesterday. Here. You don't like spiders? It looked kind of sketchy. I hear it's bad luck to kill spiders. Then I've got plenty of bad luck because I'm killing every spider I see.

Hey, this is Dale Jr. And for the latest bless your heart gear, go to shop.dirtymomedia.com. We've got plenty of options for everybody and adding new stuff every day. Go to shop.dirtymomomedia.com. So no one was fun though. We went wine tasting. The first time Dale actually ever had wine was when he went to Australia with Paul Morris, a bunch of his friends. And Paul has a winery.

And so ever since then, Dale has come back and he's called Pinogrigio, Pinio Grigio. And so I can't get him to stop either. Anytime we go to a restaurant, that's what he orders for me. I'll tell the waiter. I want some Pinio Grigio. And they're like, hmm, we don't really have that. Is that a Spanish wine of source? And so we go to Sonoma and we're in all these really nice, either restaurants or the wineries.

And, of course, that's how he's asking for it. But he had a lot of white wine. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, we, we, I like to, Amy and the tart and his wife, Trish and Bruce and his wife, everybody was, you know, we were going on, we went on two winery tours. And that was pretty fun. Um, there's a lot of reds, though, and I don't like red at all. I don't really like wine at all, but I'll drink white wine, Pinot Gris. Is that how you say it?

Pinot grease? I don't know. But I'll drink that white wine. Yeah, so, I mean, it's fine. I'll drink a little bit of it. But we kind of kept it easy. We didn't get too wild. No, we didn't get.

Yeah. I remember last, like, we hadn't been to Sonoma in eight years, seven years. since I raced. And I remember like the last time we went there, we had a wine tour all day long. We had three. We went to three different places. And three is too many.

Two is on the cusp. Like honestly, one a day is probably fine. And then you can just lay by the pool or do something else. Because you're going to get wine at the pool. You're going to have wine at dinner. There's drinks had all over the place. So three wine.

wineries is like TKO. Yeah. Day drinking, though, you can drink a bunch during the day. If you go to bed at a relatively good time, then you wake up fine. Let me tell you of it. As long as you can remember going to sleep. Yeah. You know, but if three wineries, like I said, for me anyway, it was way too much.

I think I browned out. There ain't no staying up in Sonoma. You're definitely day drinking. You're drinking for lunch. Everybody's wine all over the place. And you can't, you know, you can't help. not go to bed at a decent hour, 9 o'clock or so. And plus the jet lag, you know, makes it a little challenging too.

But you wake up at like 4.30 in the morning. Yeah. What's your go-to wine, Amy? I like Pino Grigio. I like champagne the most. And then I love a Pino-No-N-Wor, like red. So, I mean, I think Chardonnay is my least favorite. The rest of them I'll happily drink.

I'm a rezzling guy. Oh, really? Yeah. Shocking. I found that out during COVID. Really? Yeah. It's good.

It's more of a dessert wine, so it's like a little sweeter. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't. That's that for you, Travis. Find something new out every week. You sure do. Well, we had a pretty good trip.

Racetrack was fun, but the hotel was pretty cool. Do you remember that we could never get the front door to lock? All right. So we come to the hotel and the door is just magically open. I put the key in. It's got a real key, not a card key. And it just pushes open. I'm like, oh, I don't know why it was so easy, but I didn't, I couldn't get it to turn, but it just pushed open. So no, no worries. So we got in. We set up our things. Dale's already got his stuff in the closet. We try to leave and lock the door. We can't lock the door. We have a dinner reservation.

And so we didn't really think too much of it. But as we're going back and trying to close it up for nighttime, is that when it was? we're trying to leave at some point or trying to go in at some point and lock the door. We can lock it from the inside but not from the outside. So the thing will turn. But our keys don't work. And LaTart is dead set on the fact that the keys that we have for our room are not the right keys because they don't say what our house name is on the key. It says something else. And so we take the keys down and they have to have the engineers come out and like re-key the door.

So the door lock was broken. But for like, I don't know, a solid 24 hours, we were in there with the door completely unlocked. I wasn't really too worried, but Dale and Steve were not going to let that slide. And I was worried that Dale was going to take a random screwdriver he found. You know how he does and just start messing with it. I'm glad he didn't. He's going to find like the wine corkscrew and start messing with the door handle. Do we want to go and play this game guessing the item?

This feels a little suspect, a little suss. So there's words that I have and you guys will try to guess it. So you'll say a word and if it's as far off as it could possibly be, I'll be like one. If it's really close to the word like 90. So like, for example, if the word was like race car and you said, you know, NASCAR, I'd be like 95. But if you said peanut butter, I'd be like one. Gotcha. Okay.

Does that make sense? And whoever guesses the word or what? Whoever guesses the word gets the win. All right, let's go for it. All right. Are you thinking of a word? I already have my word. You have your word?

Yep. All right. NASCAR. Ten. Vacation. 90. Oh, boy. Disney World.

How about Cabo? Amy, we go one at a time. It's still. Sorry, I got excited. I got excited. Don't steal my word. Disney World. 60.

Okay. Cabo. 80. Hawaii. 75. Cancun? 75. Sullivan's Island.

70. So we're in a beach somewhere, but we are not, we're not that close. Vacation, we're at the beach. We are Tampa? Tampa, Tampa Tim. No, we'll go 80. Key West 97

Oh Captain Tony's Oh we're going to We're in a bar 98 Oh we're getting close The green parrot 98

The raw bar Dale come on 99 Oh I know where it is Go Amy Schooner Wharf 97 What's getting further away

Hmm Where's y'all bar the raw bar was 98 yeah 99 Franks 96 moving away I mean those are the places

is it Buffalo shrimp Amy for the win oh shit that's fun all right that's easier than that how was NASCAR how was NASCAR even a

10 or whatever because you're related to NASCAR because yeah you've got their NASCAR people after when Homestead would go down there so there's at least something All right, all right. All right.

Dale can go first with this one. You ready? Yep. NASCAR. That's so annoying. 50. Why? 50.

See? I'm getting us off on the right foot here. All right. Talladega. 52. Race car. 50. Speeding ticket.

I only said zero. I almost did, but I could. You can justify anything. Yeah, 50 for this one. We'll keep it. Whoa. 50. Days of Thunder.

Zero. Zero. I'm going to say cold beer. 75. What's a fiend ticket and cold beer? 50-75? I don't know. Talladega.

Teledga. All right. Daytona. 50. Daytona Super Speedway. Tailgate. 70. I feel like we're headed towards a party or an event or a specific name that happens at a party.

See, Amy's thinking, at least she's like, you're just, Dale's just like singular focus, NASCAR words. Yeah, but no, but I mean, I don't understand. Speeding ticket was 50. Yeah. Beer speeding ticket. NASCAR. I know, but the ratings are low for those. Has a speeding ticket.

50 is still decent. That's the problem. Like, what's your interpretation of 50? We got better with beer and we got better with tailgate so like go that way. Okay. I will say

High Rock vodka. 80? Mm. Getting closer. See, I know a thing or two about this game. Washington Redskins. What the f-

No? Zero. Zero? Yeah. What are you doing, Amy? You don't know how to play the game. Cold beer, tailgating vodka.

I think maybe we're out of football. game. That's what I was thinking. I see your thought process, but no. Listen. Venus, Mars. That's why we're different. All right.

So football games are out. Go ahead. Let's say Whiskey River. 65. I feel like your score is a little too close together and anyone. Let's say.

Let's drop back to vodka, I guess. Gatlinburg. That was 80. 30. Oh. I'll try to separate them a little further for you. Yeah.

Everything can't be 60, 80, 50, 60, 60, 80, 50, 50, 50. All right. Sundrop. 55. Okay. Dirty martini. We'll do 82. Oh, boy.

Screwdriver. 82. 82. Come on, Dale, pull it out of your ass. Do it more of your cocktail. You get more clever when you're drunk. Well, who's going to drive us to town? Not going anywhere.

The same is going to take us for the rest of our lives. Yeah. Do you give up? No. One more guess. And no chance in hell we're getting this. Really? You've got to guess one.

I just guessed margarita. All of the cocktails had 82. I know, but that's pretty far off. A bar. Is it a bar? 90. So you're getting closer. Now we're getting closer.

A bar. A bar. So it's like somewhere maybe where we find drinks. Right? Because all the drinks, well, all the drinks are same, right? 82, 82, whatever. I'm thinking this place, wherever this is has drinks. Wow.

What's your favorite? Maybe. This is making me feel dumb. Yeah. Is it a bar? I mean, let's see Captain Tone's. No. Pick a bar in QS.

You're there? Nope. He just said no. It's not Captain Todies. All right, I give up. You give up, Dale? Yeah, sure. Wine.

Oh my God. It's stupid ass game. Yeah. This game's dumb as hell. This game. This is one of those games where, like, you start guessing and they're like, oh, they're going to get it too fast. And they just change what they were thinking about altogether.

You know what I mean? Here, hey, let it be my turn. I got the damn. Yeah. Y'all, I'm like torture your ass. All right. All right. I got it.

Go. Computer. Both those are zero. Ice cream. Zero. Double Ds. Zero. Zero.

Water. 90. Sullivan's Island. 85. Hmm. Pretty. Good. Bahamas? Five. Okay. Water.

Water was 90. Location. Boat. What? A boat? Five. Boat. Five. Not. Ice.

Five. Zero. Zero. Zero. For ice. Pool. Ding, ding. Good job, Travis. This game's not hard. Well, I made it easy. It's kind of hard. What do you mean?

you made it easy. The word was wine. You get one, Amy. Go. Okay. I got one. Beach. Zero.

Computer. Zero. Finger nails. Ten. Oh. Jewelry. Zero. Palm tree.

Ten. Really? Chair. Zero. Motorcycle. Zero. Cell phone. Cell phone?

50. iPad. Zero. Glove. 20. 20? Yeah. Whoa.

Fingernails 10, gloves, 20. Cell phone's 50. Yeah. Headphones. Earbuds. Nope. Zero, zero. Right?

This game sucks. It doesn't suck. It's fun. It's fun if I'm the one. with the... Beer gets a 20. The game's fun if I'm the one doing the word, but if I'm having a guess,

it's just not as it's a little frustrating. Oh, no, I like it when you have to guess. I don't want to have the word. Photograph. 80. Instagram. 20. So it's on the app.

All right. So photograph, taking picture using your finger. Polaroid. Zero. SELFE. What? Hearing you say selfie. It's just hilarious.

I don't know. Why? S selfie. What's, what, I say the word like everybody else says. Um, no, selfie gets a 10. Damn. You want a hint? Yeah, give us a hint.

It's something we've discussed on the show. Oh my God. Like, we've discussed everything on the show. I don't always listen to the show. No, today. You were here. You're done? Yeah.

Yeah. A snake. Snake. Snake. Knew it. What's fingernails got to do with a snake? Taking a picture. Like fingernails.

What? Fingernails got what, like a 10? They didn't get a high school. Yeah, the fingernails didn't bot. Like, that didn't throw me off. Any kind of score is a lure in the direction of the answer. I know. So the better scores were like cell phone.

I know, but you can't give. Beer got 20. You had been drinking beer clearly when you were. Fingernails should have got a zero. No, but she's looking. I can, she's putting that story together with any kind of a score is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, a, is a, a, toward the answer. You're a terrible loser. Everybody's going to agree with me on this. Okay.

You can't give fingernail a score of 10 if, if, if you're not trying to steer me. I feel like we've reached the conclusion of this game. Before Dale throws a. Thanks for playing. I love y'all. I don't like this game. Okay. Well,

thank you for that. I'm glad we played it because, I mean, I had some laughs. That's all it matters. Blame Alex Thames. Can we have a wellness check on Tampa Tech?

I think Alex, Alex, how are we doing? I think Alex doesn't really. Oh, no. I think Alex really doesn't have dysentery.

He just didn't want to be on here for this game because he did his game. Not it. He didn't have the shit. He's like, this game I provided is the shit. Is the real, is the shit part of this whole day.

Alex sets us up for failures. I'm going to actually, you know what? I think Travis might need to be the host or the Travis might be the producer for the show. Tim's going down. Hope you get, hope you get feeling better there, buddy. Today's a big day at Junior Motorsports, isn't it, Trave? I already went over there. What's happening in junior motorsports?

Jerky boys is back in stock. Oh. I got onto the. Dirty Mo Media story this morning to see how the competition was going with the shirts. How's it going? And Heart on the Rocks is in second place. So I got on an order a couple T-shirts. You're just got to buy like-

Cooking the books. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I might order a few more because I don't like to lose. But the competition's still going, people. Amy, do you need me to find out, you know how far behind you are and let you know if it's a close number? Okay. Yeah.

I can share the shirts with my friends. They're cute. But anyway, competition's still going. Are we going to do some ask Amy? Are you ready for your first question? Yes. This is from Ballou Fitch. Do you ever pee in the pool on vacation?

No. No, I don't. I don't pee in the pool in general. I find that to be disgusting. But I do take note of when I'm at, a vacation pool of how many people are in it and how many people aren't getting out. Yeah. We did that when we were in snow with this last weekend.

And Trish said that she's been given a hat and she's not brave enough to ever wear it out, but it says I pee in pools. She's like, I really just kind of wish I had it on right now. And like she and I went to the bathroom. And some of our friends that we were watching around Thorn NASCAR people went to the bathroom. But there was a group that was on the end of the pool having a 40th birthday party celebration. And they didn't go to the bathroom. They were definitely peeing in that damn pool.

gross it's so nasty especially when you know and you can see the people and you know what's happening yeah I damn sure have shut off all hot tubs yeah hot tubs aren't happening like I used to not even think about it

yeah getting hot tub now it's like ain't a fucking hot tubs in my life next question comes from Scott would you guys ever do a house remodel like you did in QS I wouldn't say never we'd have to find the right project

Dale says no you're shaking your head why that has a lot of work It was hot. It was a lot of work. We physically did a lot of that work. Yeah. I would say I would love to do another house renovation without the TV element.

The TV element made it a little grueling just because of the heat. It was freaking hot. And I was pregnant. I'd say this. So when I, we have been asked this, I'd like to hear your response to this, Amy. We have been asked this before. And my mind doesn't go to, hmm, would I do that again somewhere? my mind immediately goes to, damn and I regret selling that house.

Should have sold the one we had and that we had had down there for a while. I wish we would have kept that house and not sold it. And, you know, I just regretted. We sold it, really, you know, we listed it. They told us not to list it higher than we listed it. It sold immediately in a couple days. Like, I should have listed it higher. Or I should have kept it.

the market was taken off and it just took a while for it to really reach the keys. The market didn't raise with the rest of the country. It took a while, but it eventually got there. And I don't know. I just, we just got off that house too quickly. I kind of regret that. What he means is the house was really cute. And we do wish we had kept it.

The lady and a gentleman that bought the house just put it back up for sale. And they haven't changed a thing, not a knick-knack, and everything that we put in that house is still, so like we could take it back. We're going to, we would have to pay pretty good money to get it out. Yeah, we'd have to pay another. It sold for four.

Yeah, like $2 million more than what we. That's how you know you designed a cool house if they didn't change anything. We did a good job. So I would love to do it again, but it'd have to be like, I don't know, it'd have to just make sense like that one did. So a couple people upstairs when this question got submitted didn't know about it.

So I was like telling them like, no, this was on TV. and I tracked down video. Do you remember falling through the floor, Amy? There's video of you on one of the episodes. Yeah, I do. I was like the guinea pig to do all the scary things. Two big giant men couldn't do it. Like, I'm crawling under the house, putting the jack underneath there the very first time.

You did. I lost it to like rock paper scissors. And I'm like, I looked straight at Dale because he knew I was pregnant, but nobody else did. I'm like, really, you're going to send me underneath here with the snakes and the scorpions and all this shit knowing I'm pregnant. I'm like, all right, bitch, I'm going to do this. So I like went in, did it. And then from then on, I'm like, I'm tougher than these guys are. I just, I'm tougher than, I'm tougher than them.

But it was a lot, I mean, I barely remember falling through the floor, but there was a lot of shenanigans that happened. I feel like the T. West Heat does something to your brain. Like they put the claws on the bathtub, the wrong direction. There was a lot of random stuff that happened in that house. Yeah. Next question comes from John is how early is too early to call her text? somebody in the morning. Like, what time are you allowed to start reaching out to people?

My phone's on silent all the time. Like I said, you're not calling me and getting a hold of me. So text me anytime you want. It is. You don't know how that feels to get, send a text message and it says Amy's phone is on silent. You can send it. Amy's on do not disturb a lot just because my phone's going to die. Like that saves your battery. But why is your phone about to die? I don't know. You can always charge. it. Yeah, you can, but a lot of times I'm like running around. If I'm with the kids and we're out and I don't have a wire, I put it on Do Not Disturb

just to like save the battery just in case. You don't have a wire in your car. Because to Dale's point, when he can't get a hold of me, he freaks out. So I'm trying to save my battery so my husband can reach me. So I have a solution to this problem though is you can keep your phone on Do Not Disturb, but then go in Dale's contact and make it so his stuff can go through. Thank you. Oh, thanks, Travis.

She didn't want to do that. She's pretending to not know about that feature. Oh, my gosh. I knew that you could do that with red receipts. Yeah. But I didn't know you could do that with Do Not Disturb. Yeah. I like to text people early in the morning because I want to show them that I'm up.

Not still up, but up after sleep. Yeah. Because I'll get a text. I'll text somebody at 7 or 7.30. And they'll text me, you know, when they get going, they'll be like, damn, you were up early. And I'm like, oh, wait till tomorrow. I'll text your ass at 6 in the morning.

So I don't, so here's the thing. You reach your phone right when you wake up. I don't do that. Like I grab it, I go downstairs, I let the dogs out, making, doing all the other things. Like, when I get to my phone and actually sit and look at it, it's been an hour or so at least since I was. That sounds peaceful.

But everybody always assumes that I sleep in. And so I like to text people at 730. so they go, damn, damn. He is an adult. He woke up before 8 o'clock. It feels good. It's like a compliment. Amy woke him up.

That's good of her. Hey. Amy's alarm woke him up. Yeah. No, it's kind of like, hey, you're living a productive life. I thought you were, you know, sleeping in all the time still like you used to when you're in your 20s. But now you're, look at you. You're grown up.

Are you doing that to validate it for yourself? Is it, is it? Yeah. Yeah. You valid it for yourself? Yes. There are plenty of mornings, especially when we're getting ready for school. They still have to send one of the kids up to get daddy out of bed.

And it's not because he's not awake. It's because he's sitting there playing on his phone. Dale, weren't you late on Tuesday? I'm always late. So much for waking up. Dale doesn't believe in a schedule. You remember what you said earlier? My fickets are going up.

And my giv's going down. Yeah. Yeah. It's this weird thing that happens. The space of giving a shit gets less and less. Yeah. Our last question comes from Vanessa. Which NASCAR driver current or pass would you let babysit the girls?

NASCAR driver current or pass. I'd probably let Blaney do it. That'd be good training. Yeah. I'd let Danica do it. Danica would probably teach him something cool, but I can't teach him. Like she's always doing gymnastics and stuff like that too. She does yoga and the girls are probably like hanging out with her.

Blaney would be a good babysitter. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. He's like calm, cool, cool, and collect. and responsible. He would be fine. I get, like, fun uncle vibes from him.

Yes. Yeah. The other person, I think, would do a good job just because he's, he's, like, a kid at heart is Willie B. I think he's a job. Display Legos. I don't know about that. You really?

So I feel like you could. Speaking of Willie B, Dale and I were doing our Legos last night. Instead of, like, hanging out, we were like, let's chip away this freaking Titanic thing that we have. Yeah, we're still building a Titanic. We're still in Box. one of the Titanic and we're not even close. Don't tell people that. It's ridiculous.

Every week. We're not close. It's taken forever. We sat there and we got through like the bags for number 10. I'm like, you wanted to do 11? He's like, not really. I was like, good being neither. Torturous.

Yeah. But he must have really put some damn man hours in to finish that as quickly as he did. Like he didn't do anything else. But yeah. So I feel like he would be fine to hang out with the kids. Like do Lego sets or whatever. And that's all we got for asking me this week. Well, there you go.

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