The Dale Jr. Download - Bless Your ‘Hardt - The Tooth Fairy Is An A******, Boobies & Buffalo Shrimp

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

Dale Jr. and Amy are back with another episode of Bless Your ‘Hardt, and things get real interesting. Dale’s fired up about the studio chairs, Amy’s dealing with Tooth Fairy struggles, and somehow, Dale’s convinced he has an “iron gut.” Plus, the Earnhardt's have some new pets, attempt the whisper challenge, and tackle some of the wildest fan questions yet. Check out Dirty Mo Media on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DirtyMoMedia  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The following is a production of Dirty Mo Media. Bless your heart. Oh, yeah, this is what it's going to be, girl. If we're going to hang out. Oh, you look amazing. I can stare at you all day. Are you kidding? I couldn't believe it.

What's going on? The world is not your trash hand. I slept till two. Smoking cigarettes and drinking amp energy. Lord, have mercy. Good morning, everyone. We are back with another episode of Bless Your Heart. I'm here with my husband Dale in the Dirtyy Mo Media Studios.

Let's get going. Yeah. Thank you all for, yeah, appreciate it. Thank you all for tuning in. Follow us on our YouTube page. Bless Your Heart has its own YouTube page. And so make sure you're following that. So you'll see a lot of content there.

And I appreciate everybody who's been on this short, brief ride so far. It's been a lot of fun. We're going to get started today with a chair. So. What's wrong with the chair? So we talked about it on the chair. You know, I don't like the chair. I know.

But like, what's really wrong with the chair? Explain it so that we all understand. understand. So like if I sit in the chair, this is how I have to sit in it. Have to sit in it? No. How else should I sit in it? Sit up.

What good is that? Then why is the back even on it? I need to sit in a chair there where I am, yes, where I am sitting up, but the back is also helping me. So you don't want to use your core at all? Not unless I have to use it. Okay. Or I'm like trying to core, you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know if that's the thing for you.

Turn this sideways and leave back. No, no, no. Let's be honest now. Let's not be it. So the chair is fine. You like the chair. I'm far more petite than you and it works for me. That's good. Good for you. So I don't understand what the problem is, truly. Well, you must because you've ordered me two chairs.

Only to prove a point. What is the point you're trying to prove? That there's nothing wrong with the chair and that you're silly. What if I get these chairs that you brought and I like them? There's no way you're not going to like them. Of course you're going to like them. You have decided you do. don't like this chair, you have decided you want some basic old lawn chair to wear or to use.

Because it functions. And as I sit in the show, I slide further and further down. My pants don't move. That's because you're slick pants. Well, no, no, no. My pants don't move. So I slide down into my pants. Maybe this is a pant issue that. Maybe the pants aren't holding you enough. That ain't it. It's the, it's, it's, I need to be sitting in a chair with a back on it. Now, we've, I've complained about this too much, but you did. You were so nice. ordered me two chairs. I thought, you know, and they're sitting right over here. So let's, I'm going to get this chair out of the way. Okay. Do you need me to help you? I just want to know which chair you think I should use between the two. I got you two so we didn't have to get you

another one. I got you too, so you get to choose. I like the green and the orange. I do. I'm going to treat you like Ila and Nicole. Like, you know how you get to give them choices so they feel like they're in control of themselves? Here you go. You've got your choice. You look nice without your glasses. No, don't put them on. I can't see. What do you have to see? You got your chair. You're comfortable. Man, this is better. So, God, you're such a clown. Listen, I, let's get a wide shot here. Let's get to make sure, because we haven't really tested this out. Look that. Do we not? Are we at a tailgate? We both look like we're in our own element, perfect element. You look like you're about to go to a skater park or something. Yeah, I'm not wearing the, your hat looks crooked.

Is it crooked? With the long hair. It's not crooked. You got, you're just a lot today. I've got some locks back here. He refuses to cut his hair. He wants it to get long. I'm cutting it today.

You have me a haircut today, so cut it off. I keep waiting for you to tell me to cancel it. I can't make it to that haircut. Well, I wanted you to cancel. I couldn't make it to the last one. I can't make it today. I did want to cancel the haircut because I like growing my hair out. Your hair grows out.

And then your hats don't even fit. And then we have a, now we're, then we're upset because nothing fits. So now I'm stomping my feet in the four-year. I can't put my hats on. It does get, my hair does go up and out. Yeah. But, I mean, look at that, man. That was good.

Put your damn hat on, quit this. It looks good. So. So you're happy with your lawn chair. Man, I'm so thankful that you're, you know, that everybody is cool with this chair. Look, I even love the color, orange, a little green. And it doesn't make a ton of noise. It is making a little noise.

Usually these things make a lot of squeaking noises, so. Well, this one hadn't set outside. I'm hopeful that this is here to stay. We'll see about that. It might just be a temporary fix. This whole situation is like a little bit of a work in progress. That's right. I know you like me without my glasses, but I can't see very well.

I know, but you look so much cuter without your glances. Well, when I need to read, I'll put them back on. So we got a gift in the mail. We did? Yeah. Literally got mailed to the house, so I'm going to, I'm going to read a letter. Okay.

I cleared this with Mike Davis that he's fine that we do this. This is from Touch Tunes. Mike Gartland is an owner-operator with Touch-Tunes in Upper Michigan. Friends with Greg Ives and his family up there. He's had the privilege of meeting Greg and them and even us or me several times at the racetracks over the years. He loves when we mention Touch-Tunes. I'm a big fan of the product. If you go out to a bar, you might see touch tunes in the bar.

You can use an app on your phone. Gosh, so fun, playing music. Especially when you want to play a song, and you're like, you're not sure whether it's the right song to play in the bar, and you can do it on touch tunes, and nobody knows who played it. Exactly. Or you can battle your friends and see who can play their song first. Yes.

And so anyhow, this guy loved the fact that we mentioned touch tunes on our show. He wrote this nice letter, and he, even gave us those playing cards these are here are five free credits so that's probably about like literally a couple songs each song each card yeah

500 cards they expire near the end of the year August or so we can share these with friends but this was just such a nice thing I wanted to say thanks to Mike and we are I am we are a very happy customer

Yeah, that's very exciting. So, anyway, like you needed a leg up anyway to play the touch tunes. Well, I think it's fun to be able to share things that you like. It is. You should pass those out to friends. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's a kind of a, it's a tough thing because so when you're doing podcasting, right, you need partners and sponsors. And we have a lot of great partners here, fan duel.

And, and so those are really critical, but you also have products in life that you just enjoy. Yeah. that you like to tell people about because you're like, hey, man, this makes my life better. Yeah. I want to share it. And so, you know, touch tunes and things like that. So we talk about that. Well, cool.

Let's get to some. Thank you for that. Yeah. Okay, let's get to some life updates. We had a lost tooth. Yes, so Ila's had a loose, she's been losing teeth for the last, what, a year and a half. She's almost seven. Naturally.

This is not an issue. She's not losing her teeth. No, this is supposed to happen. not a medical issue. She's just naturally losing losing her teeth as a six-year-old child, just to put that out there. Nobody was worried, I don't think. I was worried people were worried. I'm an over-wrier. You know that. Yeah. So she said one of her big teeth fall out and the other one was loose, and it's been loose for what, like two or three months? Longer than that. And it feels like it's just been dangling by like the tiniest corner forever. And she just refuses to mess with it.

and it's gotten pretty loose and it's honestly bled a little bit and it's like turning brown in the top of it it's been too long that the thing's been in her mouth so we've encouraged her bribed her and all the things to try to get her to pull it and she wouldn't

so she goes to eat some chicken nuggets and it basically gets all the way loose like she bites in and the nugget grabs a hold of the tooth and all of a sudden it's screaming there's blood we're having a giant episode.

Is she going to be mad if I played that video? She might. She might not know, but she might years from now. So I'm trying to console her, trying to talk her into just pulling it, because it's, it's like, ready. I don't know how it didn't just fall out into the chicken nugget to your eyes. But there's so, it was on my phone. Oh, shit. We can cut it out if it's too graphic.

Well, we don't see that. We can bleep her cuss words. She didn't cuss. Stop that. hang tight I'm not just going to turn you loose in here oh no anyway so she's

like in the mirror looking at her tooth we're trying to blot the blood she's screaming bloody murder she gets really really elevated very dramatic she gets that from someone I don't know who it is mystery and so she'll she gets elevated pretty quickly especially if she's worried

again I'm not sure where she gets that from but she's almost inconsolable So we didn't pull the tooth And Dale has a video I'll be trying to console her I can send that to you Can I play it out loud?

Nicole and Dale are standing right behind me And Dale's filming her on the corner And they're both like chuckling like a peanut gallery I'm like this isn't helping I'm not trying to touch her tooth by the way She's just freaking out do it by yourself? That's pretty good.

It was dramatic. And, yeah. She goes to bed. She doesn't eat dinner because she's just so upset about her mouth. She can't even close her mouth because her tooth is literally like dangling. She's talking about that. Yeah, she can't talk. You can't do anything.

Can't swallow. And so she goes to bed. I warned her before she went to sleep that she better not swallow it while she's sleeping because she swallowed the first two teeth that she lost. Oh, really? The first one was an accident. The second one was on purpose. She was just not wanting to admit that.

And she did later. But I'm like, this is not a habit we're going to keep doing. And so I threatened her. I was like, don't you swallow that tooth? The tooth fairy is not going to come if you swallow the tooth. And so she wakes up and it's still in her mouth. So anyway, we lost the tooth. And the tooth fairy gave her 20 bucks.

20 bucks? I know. I know it was too much money. I already know it was too much money. We didn't have any change. I had some change. The little tooth fairy took. Like, how about this quarter, this dollar?

Yeah, so we have coins that are gold. Why did we get them? For the tooth fairy. The whole situation felt too dramatic for a dollar. And the little tiny pillow that she has is the little pocket in there is so small. Like, you can't stick a bunch of them in there. Yeah. Listen, you be the tooth fairy.

The tooth fairy is a hardest damn job anyway. She's right. I don't want to job. I have forgotten to do it or falling asleep and the tooth fairy didn't come. And she's an, like, in our house, the tooth fairies are real. And so I get nervous every time she loses a tooth because the pressure is on me to sneak out in and out of her room. In the middle of the night. And try to.

Tooth fairy. To do that. She's like half asleep waiting for the tooth fairy. It's like Santa Claus coming. You know what I mean. So anyway, it's a lot of pressure. The tooth fairy thing sucks. But we finally lost the tooth.

Yeah. 20 bucks. Wow. Dude. Yeah. Yeah. That's amazing. Have you guys ever had when you guys were losing teeth?

Do you remember having to do any, like, those tricks that they used to do, like tie up? string around. Yeah, so mom would tie a string or dental floss around it and then just like let the string dangle. She's like, just go about your day. And eventually when she walked past it, she'd just yank it. And we had no clue. I did have one episode going to school. I told Ila about this. I was hoping it would help her pluck her tooth on her own, but I was eating peanut M&Ms on the way to school different times. And so I have a loose tooth. And at one point I'd just bit down on the tooth and it gave me the hippie jibbies. I'm like, that's not a peanut. And I pulled it out, like, pulled it out of my mouth, but I didn't swallow it, but I didn't eat peanut M&Ms after that for a while.

I kind of was scared to, so I don't know. Do you have any fun stories? Losing teeth, do you even remember? I kind of remember losing teeth, but I was surprised to learn that, which I don't remember this, you say that Ila will lose all her teeth. Don't you lose all of them? I don't think your molars. I don't know. That's a good question. I think you do. I don't know. Mollars, I don't think so. I don't think you lose your molars. The big ones in the back? You need your wisdom teeth, obviously, but I don't know. Anybody? No.

You know that? I don't remember ever going, yep, lost a molar. Like, that's like... That would be painful, I feel like. Yeah. They don't have as deep of roots. What? I'm looking this up.

You'll lose them all, people. You'll lose them all. They're all baby teeth. When in the world? They're all small teeth. When in the world are the molars coming out? That is going to be... Woof.

It's going to be bad. What is she getting there? 100 bucks? No, she's not. We're not going to, we're going to be professionals at this point. We need to dial it back. Honestly, maybe by then she already knows the thing about the tooth fairy. I don't know.

I don't remember molars falling out. I thought it was like, you know, the front few incisors or whatever. As weird as it sounds, it's probably not as traumatic because you're a little older. And like I said, the roots, like I don't remember them being as deep and feeling as weird. I just have no, I remember, you know, it makes sense to me. And I remember, like, my front teeth and stuff like that. But I don't remember, like, big teeth. like, oh, I got a loose molar.

But what that thing's coming out? I don't truly remember that either. I remember my wisdom teeth being fucked out. I think there's probably a lot of people out there that don't know that you lose your molars or have forgotten that. Yeah. Thanks to one of God's little gifts. It's like you don't need to remember that this happened. Yeah.

AI says you lose typically 20 of your baby teeth and they're replaced by 32 permanent adult teeth. So you grow 12 more teeth like tooth? Well, your mouth, jaw line, everything gets bigger. The whole head gets bigger. So you get more molars, wisdom teeth and all that. Like those are four that you usually get taken. out. I never knew that.

That's crazy. So 20 bucks a tooth. That's a lot of money. No, she's not getting 20 bucks every time you guys. We're going to reel it back in. I mean he's got a complex now.

No, I just don't want everybody thinking or, you know, giving her $20 every time she loses a dang tooth. She usually gets $1. She has no concept of what $20 is. She doesn't. You can hand her two $1 bills

and she'll be happier than the single 20. So my dad gave her $100 in ones for her birthday last year, and she has spent $2 of it. She wanted to buy a game on her iPad or something, and Dale made her give him the money. And so she brings her box down there.

She told me she had $100,000. And I'm like, $100,000. I'm like, let's count it. I'm like, you have $98. You have $98. She's like, well, what about this $100? And she had like a monopoly money. Like, you know, the pizza thing that she's got in the playroom had dollars with it.

So she had like a pretend hundred in there. If she does want to buy something, I ask her to pay me. So like if she wants an app or a game or something, there's a transaction. Hey, this is Dale Jr. And for the latest, bless your heart gear, go to shop.dirtymodea.com. We've got plenty of options for everybody and adding new stuff every day. Go to shop. Dot dirtymobedia.com.

You're on a cleanse. Let's talk about this. It's a hardship. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm on a cleanse. I bought this parasite cleanse kit. Parasite cleanse. That's a parasite cleanse.

Sounds wild. Well, I've done a lot of research on parasite cleanses, and I get down dark holes and I've been wanting to do this for a while. So I bought this kit months ago. I bought two of them. I bought one for you too and you said you would do it with me. But you have to have a solid two weeks to block off. You can't eat meat?

There's no meat, dairy. I mean, there's not a lot of anything. When you're prepping for the cleanse, they want you need. No alcohol? No caffeine. Tough, tough deal. It's not that hard once you get into it with the first couple of days. It's like a little annoying.

You know, like you're just wanting your habits. You know what I mean? I don't feel bad, but I haven't actually started the real cleanse yet. I was supposed to start this morning, and I got a little nervous to start taking tinctures and teas and stuff like that before I had to come sit in here. It's a funny word. Tinctures. Tinkures. Sounds like Tinkerbell. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. You know what tinctures sound like? Like if you said the word tincture and said, what is a tincture? I'd say, you know those little, you know those little thermometers where they have the, the, the, the, the, you know, the, the, you know, the, the, you know, the, the, you know, the, the. different colored mercury in the water and it floats up and down. Yes.

I'd say, yeah, that's probably a tincture. That looks like a tincture. That's probably something you'd have hanging on the wall next to a chair like that outside on the patio

at Mammau's house. Yes. Yeah. So let me ask you this, the parasites. Yeah. You believe we all have some sort of a...

100% we all have parasites. If you eat anything that's natural, raw foods, there's a likelihood that there's some type of a parasite. microscopic sort of

sushi and undercooked meats absolutely and your body can naturally get rid of some of them your body can take care of that but if you have never if you if you overdo your liver

with life as we do sometimes alcohol processed foods whatever your body can't keep up no no no so I feel like that the more alcohol I drink the better and stronger my body is so here's the thing

there is there are videos on the internet where you see what vodka actually or you know olive juice you know like vinegars onion juice garlic they can actually dissolve and kill parasites almost instantly you can watch it happen yeah but your liver gets in the middle of that it's we you're not like dropping alcohol straight into a parasite's mouth when you drink it yeah so it doesn't work like that in your body me and my friends called called it the iron gut well there is there is such a thing as like having a you build up a tolerance yeah your body used to your actions for sure. I'm not a lightweight. I've got an iron gut.

The things that I've done. And even if you put a few parasites down in there, probably pretty good. They're probably eating some bad things. You do not have an iron gut. You have a baby gut. You have issues with your gut all the time. Like what?

Poop it and fart. That's like probably good. I think that you have intolerances to dairy and meat. We've talked about that. If you eat those things, especially at the same time, it smells like a dead animal is in the house. Oh, gosh. I think you would benefit heavily from a cleanse, and we've done cleanses together.

This one's not so different. You just take specific tinctures that help kill the parasite. So you just pass them out. You pass them out your bottom. You pass them out your bottom. There's an enema that you do every day to help flush it out. What? Uh-huh.

You give yourself an enema. Yeah, you gave yourself an animal. I've done that before. Remember I told you I was doing coffee enemas. Explain to me the enema process. You shove a hose up your rear end. And the water drains in and then it all comes out. I can't do it.

I'm not doing that. I've given you an enema before. Stop it. I'll tell everybody that. I was having a medical issue. It's called a colonoscopy. It didn't have an issue. No.

I'm giving you two, actually. I was having a medical issue in my gut and was on some medication. Yeah. Well, anyway, I gave you the enema. Yeah. So I know how to do this. It's really not that traumatic. So anyway...

That's love right there. It is love. That's love. I've done... That's when you know. Yeah. When she will look at your bottom and she's still with you the next day. I'll get a visual of the whole process now.

When she sees the worst parts of you and she's still there, that's when you know. All right. I mean, that's the show. Good job. Hey, hope you all enjoyed. The fourth and final episode. I have... Bless your heart.

I have given myself coffee enemas in the last several months. What the fuck is that? So there's enema-grade coffee that is like mold-free and all the things, and it helps to flush your liver. So like going backwards, basically, from doing the cleanse, like taking all the tinctures. Wait, you're just drinking coffee. No, you're not drinking it. You put it in the enema bag and it goes up. No way.

Yes. And so I stop. Stop. Stop. You stop. I have got to tell you this. I pass a parasite. You don't have to tell the entire world.

The very first time I did that. So now I know, I have a picture which I won't share with the world. That's too much. I mean, but you know it's a real parasite. Yes. What I'm saying is I know there's probably some more in there. Oh, I'm sure. That's why I want to do this.

Listen, I'm all for parasite cleansing. I'm all for, I believe, yes, there's probably some little things running around in your gut. You're like, yep, I could live with it, but probably get it on out. It'll be better. And I'm going to take this cleanse and poop out some parasites. Awesome. So here's the thing. when they die in your gut, it can cause all types of gas and like stomach pains and things like

that. So that's why the enema is in place so you can get them out faster. Too graphic. It's pretty graphic. Yeah. Yeah. It's not for the lighthearted. You're tough. You're, you're, you're, I'm a little weird. It's okay. I mean, hey, we're all weird. But I feel like knowing now that I had that one come out, that very first time, there's got to be more in there and I want them out. You're on. I can't stop thinking about it. So here we are. Here we are. I can't do this. Like, I'll do any I'll do any kind of cleanse that doesn't involve putting a tube in my ass. Dushay. So I can give your cleanse kit to a friend.

Sure can. Okay. Right away. Tim's you up? No, that's not me. It's not for you. Speaking of ass, we got four new donkeys. We did.

We got four new donkeys. Flawless transition. We did. We rescued. So Kelly has a good friend that has been a friend for ages. She knew your dad as well. And she rescued the four donkeys. And so they've had them.

Her and her sister have been taking care of them for the last couple years. And she wanted to rehome them. So we got them yesterday. They're little and so cute. The smallest one is actually the oldest. We're up to six donkeys. We're up to six donkeys. Actually, five donkeys and a mule.

Tilly is pretty big. That's right. She probably is insulted. She should be insulted. Five donkeys, a mule and still four buffalo. Yes. So the new donkey's names are Gus, and he's the smallest one, and he's like the resident stinker, which makes sense. Then we have Pumpkin, who's the baby, girly and mama.

So, like, they're all... Girlie and mama. Girlie and mama. All right, so... And you want to know something cute that Lori told me to do? She said, I sing to them every day, and I sing you are my sunshine, and they will come right to me and just like... Oh, is that why Isla was singing that to him? Yes.

And so yesterday we were taking a little walk, and Ila standing at the fence singing, like her best song. song to these sweet little donkeys and the three of them were just standing there right at the fence, noses, all the nose is right there next to each other. It was the cutest thing. I didn't know why. I was like singing, You Are My Sunshine to the donkeys at the fence and I'm like, hey, that's kind of, that's random. It wasn't random. It was by the song. Now, I don't know. It was like, there was a story behind that. Yeah. I liked it because I walk outside. I saw you drive by the garage and I'm like, okay she's going to take the girls to see the donkey. So I came out there to, and as soon as I'm out of the house and running across the yard,

I hear Gus, he-on, yeah, and he's, you know, it's like, he's like, all right, man, it's like, we're going to have some of that going on now. Because our other donkey and our other mule, they don't make noise. They don't. They're both females, and so they're, like, they kind of wheeze and make some noise, and Tilly will, like, snort at you, which is not excited. But it's nice to have the animal farm sounds. It's just randomly happening.

We had some goats. We had other donkeys that made noises. So it's like, it's good to kind of have, it's fun, man. You wake up in the morning and you hear that or in afternoon. It's just a reminder of, you know, being out in the country and, I don't know, kind of nice. It feels like it's right. I think the girls are going to have a lot of fun with them too. You were super nervous about the girls getting in the pen with them.

But I think them being smaller than the other two are are going to be better. even if they're outside the fence so that they can feed them more easily. So the big girls are super high. Yeah. So I worry too much. Yeah. And these are four new donkeys. Their ass height is like right at your hip.

I mean, that's how small they are. And they are brand new. Just got here. They're in a, I don't know these don't know these don't even if the lady that had them before says, oh, they're fine. They've never kicked anybody. I don't know that. I believe her, but I'm not trusting that.

I got to know them. I'm going to get to know them myself. They're in a new place. They're probably shook up a little bit on the travel and what's going on and where are we at. And Island, you're like, Ila, Nicole, you can get in there with them. I'm like, whoa, whoa, you can't know. Don't get in. They get in there with me with the other two.

Usually they just stand right next to me. We're all fine. But your anxiety makes everybody anxious. It also is very distracting. I've seen enough, you know, I've seen enough clips of people. getting kicked by horses and it comes out of nowhere. Like it's like, you'll be sitting there watching and you're like, oh, wow, I didn't know that the horse could even get around and do that.

Like, it's like fast. Yeah. And man, there ain't no coming back from that. Oh, I totally get it. That would be terrible. I know. It's four new donkeys. I'm like, yes, hold up.

Let's not get in there right away. It's day one. Meanwhile, he's standing on the outside of the fence. I'm like, let's not, it's day one. Like, let's not tell them get on in there. It's okay. Oh. Let's give it a little time, get to know them, make sure.

They had carrots. They wanted to... And then, you know... They were trying to get to know the donkeys. And so, okay, they're feeding the donkeys. It's face-to-face. Looking pretty safe. And then something...

They get a little scared and turn. Right now their asses to the kids. Yeah. Now their asses to the kids. And they're walking away because they're nervous. And Nicole's chasing after them. I'm like, somebody's about to get kicked. About to have them right now.

Well, I was about to yank her ponytail. She needs to learn how to listen. You know. I just That's just Nicole I just need to be safer Be safer It's too dangerous

It's risk taking unnecessary All right so we got we talk new donkeys Trying to read this without my glasses On the note Love Line so I guess I'm assuming that you've put that in there I did because you want to talk about the love line Well so when you go out on a trip You're going on a guy's trip this weekend

I'm going on a guy's trip this weekend And Thank you thank you used to be, he would take a different phone because he would get buzzed up and then get on Twitter or get on social media. If I might, we could even connect this back to the Carl Edwards interview that I did on Dale Jr. Download where I texted Carl over the group, the driver's group. So there's a driver's group text.

We were in Key West, I was drinking beer in Captain Tony, standing beside the pool table and going, boy, it sure was nice to see Carl Edwards with that umbrella. He gets a little loose-lipped when he's drunk. He didn't get to race. Ain't going to go into the finals and race for the championship. I'm so happy about that because he wrecked me at Charlotte. Yeah. And so from that experience plus some others, you're like, you know what?

I don't want to worry about this phone or me doing something silly on this phone while I'm having a good time. And it's distracting. I should be more present. So if he gets a phone and we have dubbed it the love line because the only person he can text on that thing is me. So he gets the love line out the other day and says he's going to charge it up. That was a TV show. Remember the love line on MTV? Was it? Yeah, I think it was.

That's where I got the name for it. Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew? Oh, he had a love line. People called in. Yes. Yeah. And so, yeah, so it's just, it's one of my older phones.

It has all the fun apps, like, you know, touch tunes and gambling apps or anything else that you might want while you're sitting at the bar drinking, but I can't text anyone. No social media. No social media. No social media apps. And yeah, like if there's an emergency, Amy will call and tell me, hey, it's emergency, get home. Or if I need to send a message or get anything out to either Amy or someone else, I say, hey, Amy, could you handle this? Or Angie, Amy, I just thought about this or whatever. Or hey, I miss you. And I don't. Or here's a picture of my beer. Yeah. Or here's a picture of me and here, here, here, and here, and here. I'm like, okay, got it.

And so, I love it. And the, you know, when you go on vacation, you need to disconnect, but we're all too hardheaded to totally just put our phones down and not f*** with them for two or three days straight, right? Yeah. We can't help it. But I wake up the next morning knowing good and well that I didn't say anything stupid or silly on social media. I didn't get in a long conversation with a buddy of mine that was probably

unnecessary at 2 o'clock in the morning. There's none of that, right? And I carry this thing around, and I don't know, it's like a weight off of your shoulders when you're out and about. Did you charge it? I didn't bring it. You told me I didn't think I needed it on this trip. Well, I feel like you've grown up a little bit, but if you can grab it on the way to airport. You might should just never know. I don't know. I like with it. I like to have it and keep it going. Okay. Yeah. But I think the last time I used it was a couple years ago.

Oh, so the phone itself might use some updating. Oh, Lord. Well, you've got a stack of newer phones. Maybe you can switch it out. I do. Yeah, like we don't get rid of our phones. Anytime we get a new phone, you've kept all of the phones here. It's like Radio Shack in that dang closet.

It is. I've got like my original iPhone. Yeah. All the way back to the three. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I've got every phone we've ever had. All the Apple watches, all the iPads, all the whatever.

Even if it's got a broken screen on it, it is in the box. I feel like someday down the road, they're going to be handy. They're going to come in handy. I don't know. We'll see. A couple of them I turned into like security cameras. So we don't have all of them. Yeah.

Security cameras, though. Yeah, like there was an app where you could take your old iPhones and put them and use them as security cameras. So I had them in like I had one at the hunting camp and just to make sure people weren't busting in there and stealing stuff or whatever. whatever. But that was a long time ago. They don't, I don't do that anymore. I got real security now. Good for you. Real stuff. Way to agree. Real deal. Real deal. Real security. All right. All right. So, um, we're going to play a game. It's called headphone lip reading. I saw Jimmy Fallon do this on his show. And it was with one of your friends, Blake Shelton. And it looked super fun. So I'm going to put on noise canceling headphones while music is

playing. You, Amy, you are going to say a phrase, and I got to guess what you're saying. Yeah. So I also thought this would be fun because even at home without music or headphones or anything, I can ask you a question. It's not music. It's just anything. I can ask you a question and you'll be like, you'll respond with some completely off the wall response. Like I'll say, hey, do you want some bacon? And you'll be like, oh gosh. Maybe I'm going to be taking you somewhere. what? Like you're just, you just make it. I honestly think you are faking it and making it up just to mess with me. Yeah. Um, which I still believe. Let's talk about that real quick. Go, go for it. So, explain yourself. I will. So, so you're in the house. Guys, this is out, this goes out to the guys and

girls, maybe they do it too, but this is, I, this is something I do all the time. Just with Amy. only. So Amy will say, I'm about to leave with the kids. Say she says that phrase, right? Just anything random, but let's just pick that one. I'm about to leave with the kids. If I'm out of earshot or if we're not looking at each other or whatever, and I don't quite, I literally don't quite know exactly what she said. If I stood there for about 30 seconds, I could probably go, oh, she's about to leave with the kids. But the next. The next. initial sound, I can't quite make out what she says. And I'll look at her and go, your life is on the skids?

What did you say? He does it every single day. Every day. And I'm like, quit, quit it. It drives her crazy. Of course that's not what I said. Why would I say that? Take a minute and think about it.

I know she didn't say her life was on the skids, but I'm just trying, I'm like, that's my way of saying, I didn't quite understand. Could you repeat that? But it's a fun way for me to do it. and I laugh and love it and Amy hates it. Listen, sometimes it's funny, especially when his response is actually a funny one. But most of the time, I like need his,

I need his connection, I need an answer. She's like, quit. This is wasting time. Yeah. You are slowing us down. Quit fucking around. I need you to pay attention. And most of the time,

if he had just taken one more second, he would have figured the whole thing out, responded, and I'm going to move on. Well, I guess for you, it's not. Yeah. I like doing it, but yeah, I wonder if anybody else out there does that. Why don't you just try to do that with the kids instead of me? Gosh, because you're the love of my life. Yeah. You're my best friend.

Aw. That's what it is. Yes. So, all right, let's do the noise canceling headphones. Okay. So you want to go first, I'll do the, you go ahead and put them on since you got them. All right. I'm going to say a phrase and you've got to guess what I say? I'll play some music. I can hear you. Oh yeah, I'll never hear you now.

All right. I'm doing it. Tincture, tincture, tincture, tincture. R2D2. Tincture, tincture, tincture. Tissue, tissue. Come on. Try.

Tincture, tincture, tincture. Nothing. Detour, detour, detour, detour. I got nothing. You ready? Can I hear? Yeah, what is it? Tincture, tincture, tincture.

That's funny. You got the three. You got like the first syllable right, then you changed it and you were getting the second syllable right. That was funny. All right. All right.

Do whatever you do. I have one on your sheet if you want it, but I gave me a couple of options. You don't need to use, don't use that. I've read that one. Okay. You have to make up your own. Stop yelling.

You're yelling. I'm ready. Go. Boobies are crazy. Boobies are crazy. Boobies are great. Yes. Well, that's easy. Of course they are.

Damn. I didn't even say it out wow. You said the word boobies. I was like, yep, know that one. Right away. Because, I mean, it's already on the brain. Okay. It's nine of the morning, Ralph.

Round two, ready. All right, are you going to make one up? Dale's the love of my life. You're the love of my life. One more. You're close. Dale's the love of my life. Dale's the love of my life.

I don't know the first word. Dale. Tacos? Come on. You know I'm not saying tacos. Dale's the love of my life. Dale's the love of my life. it sounds like

couch or tacos do it again Dale Dale Dale it's because you don't say Dale with one syllable you say Dale

Dale Dale's I love of my life That was good Well that's how Eminem rounds He changes the silly He adds syllables to words All right hang tight Like the word orange

I got one You got one? Y'all ain't seen that clip Oh man you can rhyme Orange don't rhyme with anything unless you say like Orange Yeah I've seen that You ready? Let's try one more

Buffalo shrimp Buffalo shrimp Did you hear me? No I got that on the brain too Sorry Boobies and buffalo shrimp That's really me every day all day

Geez all right Listen, he's like, folded, done for win this game. Oh, man, that was fun. I think we had some good ones. Let's save a little for next show. All right. Are we going to do Ask Amy now? Yeah, let's do Ask Amy.

Hey, everybody. It's Dale Jr. and Amy for Bless Your Heart, and this is the Ask Amy segment. Thanks for tuning in today as our YouTube starts to populate. Make sure you're subscribed to our Bless Your Heart YouTube page. So if you've done that, thanks again. We're trying to grow this channel and obviously grow this show.

We're having a lot of fun with it. We've already probably got about a little more than half the show in the bank and it's freaking hilarious. We're having a lot of good laughs today. But, Amy, you're looking lovely as normal. Good trying to butter me up. Yeah, just excited to see what the fans have to ask us today.

Yes, I am too. What you got, guys? Our first question is from Anisha and she would like to know, Amy, what was your biggest misconception about NASCAR before dating Dale? Ooh. That's a great question. I don't know if I had any misconceptions because I really didn't know much about NASCAR. I guess if I had to assume something before going to a race or meeting Dale that it wasn't quite as big as it is. Like the racetracks and everything.

Everything is far more grand. The fans are super enthusiastic. It's louder than you can imagine. I don't know. It's just a way bigger deal. Yeah. That's a great answer. That is great. Good question. You think the general size of like-

And if you haven't been to a race, you should try. Yeah. It's really amazing. Let me ask you that. That begs the question. If you were going to send somebody to a race, which would be the one you'd send them to, I think we might have asked this already on the show. Yeah, we had this last week.

I think it just depends on where you're located. I would try to like. What was one of your funner experiences, Bristol, Daytona? They're all just so different. I love Daytona because it's Daytona. I love that the beach is. close. The racing is always more fun. It's like

an event. The whole weekend's more of an event. Bristol's incredible. It's totally different. It's loud. You can see the whole track from any seat in the stadium. You got a little thing right. I got something on my mouth. Just on your lip. It's a little bit. I'm just going to do this. It's good now.

All right. What's our next question? Our next question is from Claire. We actually already kind of talked about this today. She wants to know if you could own any animal in the world. What would it be? You guys just got donkeys. did just get some donkeys. You just got donkeys. Funny how he says, Tim says

that's northeast right there. You got some donkeys. Get four donkeys. What's your donkey's name? That's funny. Any animal in the whole wide world as a dream? Yes.

I don't know. I was pretty jealous of the swans. Yes. Cleetus has. I think peacocks are also kind of up there as a flex. That's a good one. I hear they're loud and they're kind of mean.

Oh, really? But so are swans. They're mean. Well, yeah, I don't know. Some kind of bird roaming the front yard is kind of what I would do too. Yeah, our yard birds? Yeah, we ask Cletus about the swans. He says it's going good.

Yeah. We have, living out in the country, I don't know. I feel like I'd like to have some goats. I want a new barn. The barn there is old. My life. It's old. Yeah.

That's funny. This one's from Sarah. This is a good one. How long is too long for someone to be at a swim up bar? Say again? How long is too long for someone to be at a swim up bar? After a while, they're just pissing. That was her comment.

Okay, we have a good story about this. I don't know if he's going to get mad at me. I just won't say the name. I think if you've been in there longer than like two hours. Oh, you're not. I'm not going to be pissed. No, you're not. I won't say the person's name because I want this person to come back to me.

But this person went on vacation with us. Oh my God, I remember this. And we were in Rootan. Roatan. And he sat in the pool all day. Never got out. Eight, maybe one or two meals. At the pool, in the pool.

Never had to get out. Never got out. Oh, no. And it's a sea fed pool. So, like, it's seawater, which is kind of weird. So there is, like, some type of a flushing system. He didn't get up all day long. He sat there.

Yeah. I feel like people start to take notice, even if you. We did. Everybody was like, Tim, we've noticed. Oh, fuck. Oh, he said it! You haven't gotten out of the pool. We've noticed he chuckled.

He didn't care. He probably will now. Yeah. He's done it now. Sorry, Tim. That's funny. I was just thinking not so much about, like, peeing. Obviously, now, you know, if you're sitting in the pool, drinking for a really long time,

everybody starts to wonder, right? What's going on? But my mind went right to, like, when I'm still. start when I see somebody that's that's super hammered in the in the swim up bar and you're like there's a certain level of like where it starts to become a little dangerous yeah you know like this person probably needs to come out because they they could go under it any minute yeah or you start looking where the lifeguard is stumbling around they're taking their drinks to their friends and spilling it everywhere yeah the pinia colada's going to get in the pool or he's going to fall

his head on the edge of water their drink goes under and they don't know it and they're yum yum yum All bad If they're at a 45 degree angle Get them out of the pool Basically Yeah Yeah

Our next question is from Kendra She wants to know What is a movie That you think is underrated So maybe not one of like The A list kind of movies That you think should get more credit Yeah

Or overrated You can go the other way too There's a movie that I found Called the Way Way Back That I think is really good It's got Steve Carell in it It's not I don't know if it's like underrated

It's just not super popular Yeah Do you remember that? that movie for the kids that's in the way way back of the station wagon going out to the hamptons or wherever they're vacationing it's a good movie it's kind of a moody one but it's like a i don't know it's a feel-good movie yeah not one of his top you know it's not but his character and his character in that movie too is kind of mean which is not his typical thing so yeah that's not typically him no but it's good do you have one you think it's overrated well i was going to say

on the underrated side uh the one racing movie that i think is underrated or probably doesn't get mentioned enough his last American hero, the Junior Johnson story that Jeff Bridges, I believe, is the lead. And made in 72 or 71, 3, somewhere around then. Old, you know, it's dated, but it's really authentic. And they, for what they, for how the technology was back then or how limited it was, they did a really, really good job

with that movie. And the storylines fun and authentic too. I think the storylines believe. It's not cessationalized or there's not like a Hollywood element to it that takes it over the top And the other This isn't really underrated, but A documentary that I watched that was really Compelling was Deepwater remember when we watched?

Remember the documentary Deepwater about the guy who's like a watch it with you the sailboat guy? There's a guy He's a weekend sailboat guy just he's like very much a novice and Back in the 60s or so in Europe or in England, they came up with this competition that they were going to pay 10,000 pounds to the first person that it was a race. And you could sail around the world. And what transpired for not only the weekender that tried to take this on, he basically mortgished his entire family and everything they owned to do it.

And he failed. But a few other things, you know, everything that transpired with the other racers, too. One guy went kind of crazy and stopped in Thailand and just disappeared, lived the rest of his life somewhere remote after kind of going crazy on this boat by himself for days on in. And the guy that I don't want to give it all too much, give it all away, but the guy that it's about, he also loses, literally loses his mind. sad but compelling and just a you know kind of like a a story of like you know be careful what you wish for or be careful what you try to take on and challenges that you might not be prepared to do you know thinking i don't know it's just really crazy story and it's true i love documentaries i always find it interesting to hear how your mind can break in certain situations yeah and that's definitely

one of those stories i really really enjoyed documentaries and especially like the friend you know, kind of something, there's a lot of things, there's a lot of documentaries that get made about things that we know, like things in our past or historical moments or milestones are good and bad and tragic and sad.

And we relive them through those documentaries, but I love learning something that I didn't know existed like that Deepwater documentary. And this boat that he went crazy on, he just, he filmed himself on this boat going crazy. And he,

he left the boat at some point. The boat, they found it on the shore of... With the footage, right? South America somewhere and everything on it, right? All this footage that he recorded and the boat just washed a source. It's still there. Like, at least, you know, in the last decade, like, there's pictures of the boat sitting on shore.

That's weird. And just in bad shape, right? But it's like, wow, it's weird. The boat's just there. And there's a story that I didn't even know existed. Like, how did I hear about this? It's crazy. Deepwater is what it's called.

Interesting. Interesting. Yeah. Last question for you guys is, is there a song that if it plays at a bar, you have to get up and dance to? The last date, our, I mean, when that song, if that song's playing at a bar, you're not letting me off the hood. We're dancing. If that song's playing at a bar, I feel like we're both dead. Nobody's going to play that at the bar.

Well, you might request it or I might play it on touch tunes. Oh, okay. Well, I feel like. I mean, I think when that song plays anytime, bar not, that's an instant dance. Yeah. But you probably got a better one. Go ahead. I feel like anything, like any 80s hair band, Bon Jovi, any of like the early 90s rap, because I grew up listening to that.

I like the older stuff. Yeah. Neon moon. I wanted to dance to that. Even if I'm dancing by myself, I'm going to get up and dance. Early 90s rap is a good one. I think everybody can get with that. Yeah.

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