The Dale Jr. Download - Bless Your 'Hardt - Time Travel, Aliens, & 2000 Crickets

Episode Date: April 17, 2025

Amy Earnhardt and Dale Earnhardt Jr. are back for another episode of Bless Your ‘Hardt. On today’s show, Amy and Dale unveil their new “Cocktail of the Day” presented by High Rock Vodka, and debate the nation’s hottest topic: is time travel real? Which naturally leads to a conversation about Bigfoot and aliens. Dale recaps his day spent with Cleetus McFarland in Talladega, which includes him driving the Dale truck. Finally, we close out the show with an extended version of #AskAmy, covering everything from Easter to Space to why 2000 crickets lived in Dale’s best friend’s bedroom for months.High Rock Chocolate Espresso Martini Recipe:2 oz. of Chocolate Coffee Sippin' Cream1.5 oz. High Rock Vodka2 oz. Cold Brew CoffeeGarnish:7 oz Chocolate Bunny - Chop ears off to pour in cocktailWhipped CreamFestive Sprinkles You can find out where to buy High Rock Vodka near you by visiting their website at https://highrockvodka.com and clicking “Find in Store.” Must be 21 or older to enjoy. Please drink responsibly. Check out Dirty Mo Media on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DirtyMoMedia  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hi, guys. Thank you for joining us again for another fun episode of Bless Your Heart. We are here in the Dirty Mo Media Studios. I'm here with my husband, Dale Jr., and we have a really fun show for you guys today. We're going to talk about all kinds of weird stuff. We're going to do aliens, time travel, crickets, some drag racing. Should be a really fun show. Let's get started. The following is a production of Dirty Mo Media. Bless your heart. Oh, yeah, this is what it's going to be, girl. We're going to hang out. Oh, you look amazing. I can stare to you all. Are you kidding?

I couldn't believe it. What's going on? The world is not your trash hand. I slept till two, smoking cigarettes and drinking Amp Energy. We have mercy. We have our new cocktail of the week presented by High Rock. What are we drinking, Ralph? Do you see our sweet little treat here?

Yeah, we're drinking High Rock chocolate espresso martini. Yes, so we... This is a rather cold chocolate bunny. You knocked the ears off of it. it. It looks like it's gotten a, gotten in a scuffle. You knock the ears off of and put your drink in there. Yes. So the drink is inside the hollowed out bunny. And in light of Easter, I felt like this was nice and festive. So the, uh, ooh, it's delicious. Is it? So the, the, the how you make this thing, that's going to be in the description. Yeah, we'll put the recipe and all the things in our story so you guys can check that out later.

But high rock, espresso, chocolate, martini. That's weird. It's weird. The drink's good. The metal straw is weird. Oh, oh, goodness. You and metal. Is it a jewelry straw? It's a metal straw. But I went to... It's pretty. Yeah.

So when I have an ick... I know what you're going to say. I went... When you go to the local sushi joint or whatever, for all my life, they gave us this wooden chopsticks. And now they're trying to give you these little plastic ones and metal ones that they reuse. And I'm like, wait a minute now. I don't want...

to use somebody else's chopsticks. I've been using the wooden ones, the one, you know, one used doorway. But they've gotten into, you know, giving you these plastic ones and stuff. And I'm like, oh, man, I don't like that. Well, the eggs started when you went to South Korea. I went to South Korea for the Olympics,

and we went into this place to get this real serious experience, right? The genuine, authentic experience. They plop down beside us an entire tray of metal. little chopsticks. There were probably a hundred in there. And I was like, all right, this has changed my life in a, for the worst. Some things like make some things you experience, you're like, man, that was awesome. I'll never, I got a great perspective. This, this gave me a bad perspective. And I'm hesitant to share, because I don't want to spread this to other people. It's too late. You got to share. So I'm looking at that box of little

of metal utensils and I'm like hundreds and hundreds of people hundreds of people have used every one of those and I do not want to use them I want the wooden pull out of the paper bag break in half use and throw away I want to do wooden chopsticks

I've been doing this all my life already this thing I don't like I already been doing it with silverware yeah forks spoons everywhere I went plates I've been doing this and now Now, everywhere I go and have a, you know, we sit down to eat, I can't not look at that little wrapped up neat piece of silverware,

fork, spoon, and knife wrapped up in that little towel on the table and go, where's them dirty sun guns been? Here's the thing they're not dirty. They've been sterilized and clean. Well, then I go, then my mind, so right, my mind goes to, did they really do a good job cleaning them? Did the person back there that's, you know, putting them things through the hot water that's necessary to kill any germs and bacteria do that or did they rush it,

you know? And so, you know, that's how I spiral out of control. And so this is what happens when you sit down with Dale and he's at the dinner table at a restaurant and he's not got his phone out or anything. And all of a sudden he just gets really quiet and you're like he's mulling over something. And this is like the type of thing he's mulling over is who else's mouth has this been in? And then he can't eat. I can't.

So and it's, but I've been doing it. It's such a shame for you. I hate that for you. I had been doing that all my life eating, eating civil wear and different restaurants and not thinking nothing of it. And I was unbothered until they threw those damn boxes. They threw that box of metal chopsticks in front of me and it just unlocked this. It rattled your cage. Yeah.

And I was like, oh, no. And now I can't not think about it. And so I know that probably no one's used that straw because this is all probably brand new. This is just for you. Now, I mean, if you went to a store and got a drink and they put a metal straw in there and you're like, now I'm drinking out of the same straw, some Billy Bob used yesterday. Well, straws are harder to clean than silverware. So you do have a point, but I don't know, metal straws are nice.

The glass straws are hard for me too. And, you know, usually when it's not a paper straw, it's way bigger. This one's a normal size, so that's good. I'm going to complain a lot on this show. Oh. Get ready? I think people are figuring that out. Oh, not just today, but every.

single time you sit here. I can't just sit down and have a good time. This is Dale Jr. Soapbox. That's what we should have called the show. Sorry. Yeah, we got a good show today. So High Rock, you'll see in the background right there, High Rock, we need to move the table because the thing, we don't want you to move your mic. I can move.

No, no, no, no, you can't. Move the lady's leg around. We'll need to slide the table a little bit, but we won't have high rock bottles right behind you. I got to come this one. Come toward you. I think we got the wheels locked up, but it's fine. It's okay. Yeah, you're doing it.

So you see the high rock bottles, the beautiful vase and the green greenery, whatever that is. What are those? Where do they come from? They're four-year. I just pulled them out of the vase. They were in our four-year out there. They're fake. They were in our house.

Oh, in our house. Is it a specific type of flower? They're elephant ear palms. Elephant ear palms. So I just wanted to know. Some home goods situation I picked up at some point in our life. I just wanted to sound smart. Look at that High Rock now right there in the shop with you.

Beautiful. Now it's not turned the right way. Well, when we're in the big screen, when we're on the big camera, oh my gosh. So there we go. Hey, you're doing it. Is that better? Yeah. We got the High Rock.

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Through highrockvodka.com, high rockvodka.com, you can find out where it's located, but you can also, in some situation, some scenarios, some states, order a bottle straight to your front of it. Yes, of course, every state's a little different. So get online and check that out. People are asking us all the time. We're trying to get it everywhere. And it's funny. It's in these little pockets all across the country. I just went to Cordial to race my late model this past weekend

and went to a store down the street from the track and signed about three cases. We'll move on to What's Up in Life, a new segment called What's Up? I'm just kidding. We're not doing that. But that's what it says right here. What's up? Life updates. So me and Amy, she has a bag of receipts on the floor.

We're going to get to that in a minute. Yeah, we'll get to that. So funny. Gosh, it's so funny. And this is going to be, this is going to drag. Should I just get into that? Yeah, it's the best thing going. I think we should save it.

Why? Because it's funny. I want to end on a good note. It's hilarious. I think we should. try to get into time travel, our time travel discussion. Really? Yes. All right. So listen, if this is not any good, we're cutting it out. So if you're hearing it, it must have been good.

We're sitting on the couch. I'm looking at my phone and the kids have gone to bed already. We've had a couple of high rock cocktails. And I see this Joe Rogan clip come up about, he's interviewing someone, and I forget who it was. But there's a book that was written in 1900, legitimately. This book exists. And it tells a story about basically predicting the future of Trump, or Baron, actually. Baron Trump is the last president. And I don't have the details because I didn't get the book. I didn't really want to go down that rabbit hole. But it basically kind of foreshadows all the things that are currently happening and might happen in the future with Baron. And so I'm like, this is, really weird. How can someone possibly know that? Do you think that time travel is real? Do you think that

this person actually traveled through time and wrote the book, kind of like back to the future with the almanac, you know, like, is it possible that that's real? And Dale Jr. looks over me and he goes, how can time travel not be real, Amy? And I looked at, I'm like, wait, what? And that's all he told me. There was nothing else. And so I want an explanation as to how he has just so adamantly come to that conclusion and could just drop that bomb like that and then just leave it. Please explain. Well, I don't have like hard evidence, but you make a great point.

Well, no one does. There's so many theories about things that you feel like could, you know, really plausibly be real, but there's no real evidence. The way I feel about it is, so there are a lot of scenarios kind of like this book, right? that you're talking about. There's a lot of things that will, that'll kind of pop up in pop culture conversation about time travel. And there's been sitcoms and shows about it.

And so, you know, time travel has kind of always been, like back to the future, right? It's always been this mystery and this thing that we all wonder about. What I wonder is who said it first. Yeah. So my feeling is that it's more than, I don't, I would say that if I had to guess, it is absolutely more than likely real. Like it's more, I would say that it's more likely that time travel is possible and that there are, you know,

so you got to think about like, in about, you know, there's a, there's a, there. It's just so hard for me to believe that someone. who doesn't like metal chopsticks can believe that time travel is real. They got us that go together. There are some things that are missing to convince me that time travel is real, right? If time travel was real, we're humans, we're imperfect, we're, we screw up, somebody would slip up. Somehow, if time travel was real, some way somehow it would, there would be a folly of sorts that would provide us all, like the context of, oh crap, it is real, right?

And so... Please keep going. That makes me feel like I got a hard question for you. So that makes me doubt time travel because there isn't any real hard evidence. It just feels like if it was real, there would be hard evidence. But I also know that, like, I don't know how far into the future the human race goes. I imagine every several million years there's like a turn. turnover of just like the dinosaurs, right?

The dinosaurs are roaming the earth. Something happens, you know, meteor or whatever, dinosaurs are gone. There has got to be an end point for us as humans or there's a trend or there's something that happens out there in the future, millions of years down the road. So there's this long runway, right, of technology and long runway of studying and developing and learning and processing, and there has to be, I would assume the chances are really high that the discovery of how time travel could work happens

in the span of the human race, right, in its entire existence on this planet. And so I would imagine that it's likely we eventually colonize another planet. Or, right, I mean, why wouldn't we? Why? And certainly their technology will be developed to do such a thing. It sounds crazy right now.

It sounds like you've been watching too many YouTube videos. I just have an open mind and I have a, I'm the kind of person that believes everyone is good, right, until you prove otherwise. I'm not guard, I don't walk around guarded going, well, everyone I meet might be an. I walk around going, everyone I meet is a really good person unless they prove us. otherwise. Give me some hard evidence that you're a jerk. And so I think about life and, and technology and discovery the same way. Why can't, why wouldn't it happen? What, why, certainly it might happen. So, I want it to be real. I want time travel to be real. I want Bigfoot to be real. I want aliens to be real. I want the fact that we may or may not have landed

on the moon. I want, I want that to be real. Like, there's so many things that, like, nobody, I get Bigfoot things in my phone all the time. I would say, I would say, I'm not, not feeling confident on Bigfoot. Well, time travel is more elusive than Bigfoot. I got Bigfoot videos in my phone. There's no time travel evidence at all. There's the hint, right? There's no hard evidence, but there's the hint that time travel could be possible.

And what do you think that the aliens are the only ones that can time travel? Well, that's another thing. So, like if going back to you saying we're humans, we screw up, we would give it up. The alien thing is a whole other country. conversation. So for most of my life, aliens were a pop culture sort of, for most of my life, my point of view looking out into the world and the conversation around extraterrestrials and aliens, it was, it was stuff for, it was sensationalized or like stuff for movies. And, you know, there was this thing back in the day,

I forget that radio, that thing that happened on the radio in the 50s or whatever it was, that everybody thought it was real, right? Back before television, they had this radio broadcast. Everybody would sit down at night and listen to the radio, and they had this one radio broadcast where they faked an alien encounter or a landing or some sort of crash or something that happened. And it really kind of got off the rails because everybody thought it was real.

All right, everybody that's at home listening to this is going, wow, this really happened? Well, it was a hoax. And it was meant to be a hoax by the radio broadcast. Orson Wells is the guy. Right. Yep. And so that right there, that right there spawned this sort of fascination, right? That was one major thing that spawned a fascination.

Then you see, you know, the purported drawings on caves and stuff where, you know, these ancient like hieroglyphs just yeah these ancient um societies and so forth or you could decipher looking at these drawings on these on you know of some of this stuff that they would discover from hundreds of

thousands of years ago where there's like oh well that looks like a spaceship or that looks you know you could interpret it to be whatever you want you know whatever you want yeah and so all of that you know just adds to the mystery well let well now um You know, and then Tom DeLong, you know, from Blink 182, right? Well, there's so many people, too, that say that they were abducted or they've got this, like, memory or this wild, what you would imagine is a dream. You have all that going on.

Do we watch something recently about that? Like, a person, I don't know if they were in the park or they were with their friends, and all of a sudden, they are back in this space, but time has shifted. They are not in the same time that they were. It's been years, years have passed. they imagined that they had this whole life that they didn't actually have or vice versa. Yeah, yeah. And they've like written these stories down. Like they've really happened.

Yeah, there's a lot of people out there that have had these encounters and so forth or purported say that these things have happened. Right. Sure. So that's all been going on for decades and decades and decades, right? And just kind of fill in the bucket of mystery. And then I think in the last probably five years, it's super ramped up. Right. There's been this, you know, even the government has sort of went towards like,

yep, there's a lot of, there's a lot of unidentified experiences and happenings. And there's, there's military pilots and so forth coming forward and saying, well, I experience this. I can't explain it. They're, like, they're not saying I saw an alien. Nope. They're just saying, I saw something I can't explain. Right. That's all we have.

I totally, totally agree. I'm not trying to say like we have a heart of it. That's the point of this. Right. And so, like, this is exactly just like time travel. If we are sitting here on this rock spinning through the universe, and all of this around us has developed out of, off of our hands and our creativity, and we sprung out of the earth to become what we see today.

And if the universe is infinite, And there are thousands and thousands of solar systems similar to ours, where there are probably more than likely thousands of bodies of planetary bodies and so forth that are spinning within the inhabitable zone, right, of oxygen and temperature and water and all of those things. How is it, I mean, the likelihood that there is another planet with life on it is through the roof, through the roof. And so, if that's true, which I believe it is, then there's likely the possibility that one of those planets has a being on it that is more complex or more advanced than ours or been

around longer than ours to develop the technology that we have developed or more than the technology that we have developed. It's absolutely possible and likely. We keep going back to the aliens, though, with the time travel thing. If that is possible, that crazy. idea that there are other beings on other planets is a likelihood. It is a likelihood. Now, could they travel here? I don't know. We can't travel there. No, because we're dummies. Well, they may be just like us, just kind of, you know,

stringing it along day to day. My pea brain is too small to figure out how to even wrap my head around those possibilities. So I know there's smarter people than me on the planet. I just don't think that it's that possible. I would, if I have to be open-minded to like a thing like try and travel, because I believe that, you know, just, there's no way. Do you think it's like a black hole? There's no, I don't even know what a black hole is. Do you think you touch a stone and disappear into it like they did on the outland? No, I'm just saying, like, if the universe is space and all that is infinite, if it goes on forever, there are absolutely other planets.

I want someone. Where something has sprouted out of the ground, plant life or. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just, no, I'm just saying plant life and fish or whatever, right, you know, organisms and manuals, yeah, whatever. They, they, and it's likely that it looks nothing like anything we would recognize. It can't be the same. Right. Yeah.

It would be impossible. It would be weird. It would be. But it's there. It's got to be there. Why would it not be there? I mean, we are here. If someone's listening and they have any experiences or knowledge, please, please, please put it in the comments.

I am. I don't want to know. Absolutely. dying to hear. Also, okay, if you could travel in time, where would you go? You get one moment and you get to be there for 24 hours and that's it. Oh, damn right. I'm going to a 1979 Daytona 500.

All right. Tell me about your day with- Wait, where would you time travel? The people want to know. I want to go to the 69 comeback special and watch Elvis for coming in real life. Yes. I love that. Yeah.

All right. So that's a great one. I would have loved to have seen Elvis. And to your point, I can see that on TV. I mean, I watched that DVD over and over. Elvis in Vegas, like one of the really, really good nights. Dude. Mine's empty.

Already, yeah, I'm close. I was trying to drink too fast and get real. Getting it all over me. It's a sloppy drink. Yeah. Maybe I'm just sloppy. Yes, keep going. Elvis.

Yep. Every show. It's a little white. It's got white, Amy. I don't want you sitting there talking for 30 minutes with white shit on your lip. They'll be like, damn, Dale Teller. Elvis Elvis Elvis so that's a joke in racing so if you drive really deep into the corner and you say you go out and you qualify Tony Jr used to say this all the time he's got lots of funny things Tony Jr. He'd be like all right man we're getting ready to qualify I want you go out there and you drive her down in the corner to you see Elvis I love that's awesome I've never heard that he's like drive it down in the corner to you see Elvis did you see Elvis when you were driving that dragster the other day yesterday? Yes. Tell me about That whole experience.

First of all, we want to hear y'all's opinion on time travel, and I guess aliens. Bigfoot. I want to know everything. Does it exist? Yes. Hey, this is Dale Jr. And for the latest, bless your heart gear, go to shop.dirtymodea.com. We've got plenty of options for everybody and adding new stuff every day.

Go to shop.durtymomedia.com. Yesterday, so this video comes out tomorrow, if you're listening to this show on Thursday, as we're recording it. This video comes out. I went to hang out with Cletus McFarland and I drove the Dale truck. And I ran... You were in Daga?

Yes. We went to Talladega and he let me take the DEL truck for a pass, as they say in drag racing. So I have a couple things to say about this. Tony Stewart won an NHRA drag race this past weekend. I saw that. and I'm sorry for hijacking your show. I'm talking a lot.

I feel like I'm talking too much. You never stop talking when you start drinking ever. So, well, that's why I'm fun. I'm fun when I drink. As long as you let somebody talk to. So. He's like, I didn't finish my thought. I'm like, we're looping, we're looping, we're looping, we're looping, we're looping.

Tony Stewart left dirt and paved oval racing to go drag racing, and I was sad. I love Tony Stewart. he has got a heart of gold well he married a drag racer I know I'm only right that he tried it out I know and I was but I'm I'm like come back to the ovals we need you and so

you know that's just my my nostalgia and well Tony's a little bit of a rebel without you know cause he just likes to be doing what he wants to do this dude went and won a drag race in the NHRA like at the top of the game I thought it was cool but I

I did not really appreciate it for exactly what it was. Yeah. Because I don't know what it feels like to go 320 miles an hour. So. I do. In an airplane. Well, yeah.

Like, but you're, you know what I'm saying? You can't really feel it. So anyways, I got, I went to Talladega and I got in the Dale truck. And Cletus is like, hey, man, you're going to do a burnout. This is how you do it. You can watch this video on Cletus's channel. It's so much fun. We go to Talladega.

I give him a little bit. bit of a history lesson. We're going to have some content as well coming out on our dirty-mo media stuff with Kletas where we talk about it. Robot Dale. Yeah. What are you like when you drink? I definitely don't start doing the robot when I talk.

You make fun of everyone. So anyways, all right. Anyways, I drive the Dale truck. All right, fine. Let's move on. No, tell us. Okay. Well, let me do it.

Here's what you should. He was like, he showed me the video. I'm just, I'll just do the talking. I don't want to say too much. I know. So I'm going to give you my perspective. You're going to already talk about it like a race car driver. I need to take a break. He showed me the video. The look on his face was like a kid in a candy shop. He was so excited. First of all, so was Cletus. He was at Dago. They let him have like full rain of the whole campus. He's in like the check boot or the check in booth and just having so much fun. He too was like fulfilling a childhood dream. and they get to take the truck out, which he has decalced and painted to look like the good wrench car. And Dale gets in it for the first time not knowing what the hell to do and does a sick burnout. And too much, actually, apparently.

I didn't know that was such a thing. But there's like all these rules. And so watching Dale do that was just so fun. He texted me when he was on his way back. And he's like, that was like way bigger and more epic than I thought it would be. I was like, were you scared? He's like, a little bit. I was like, but you haven't felt that in a really long time.

Like handling something and actually being a little nervous about it. So from that point of view, it was pretty cool. Y'all have to watch all the content that comes out, Dirty Mo Media, Cleetus McFarland, and I don't want to spoil it, but man, it was so insane to launch that truck. You're sitting there kind of holding the, holding the, um, I forget what he calls it, but I would call it to line lock. And so you got this little button on the steering wheel, and you've mashed the gas wide open.

It's got twin turbos. It starts, those starts spinning up. And that thing gets ready to launch, and he's standing over there, and he'll let you know, like, all right, man, let off the button. And when you release that button, it is. You shoot out of a gun. So when you get on a, have you ever been on the roller coasters that, like, take off from a standstill?

And then they go up to their thing. It's exactly like that, but multiplied. many times in terms of speed. And you're in control of it, right? The first time. So, like, that makes the whole experience totally different. The first time, I did two runs because the first run, as soon as I let off the button, my whole body, like, went back in the seat, and my foot literally came up off the floorboard.

Because you've got to, the gas pedal's up on the firewall, so you've got to lift your foot and then mash it. And so your foot's kind of like this. He's going against gravity and all the things. Dude, it took off, and all of me went into the back of the truck, and my foot come off the gas pedal and then I had to mash it again and it and that unspooled the the the turbos so I had to he come over there he's like oh something happened to the truck it didn't run right I'm like no that was me I lifted off the gas he's like oh you shouldn't lift don't lift don't be a chicken and so I had to

run again but then I realized I needed to really be more aggressive um yeah be more intentional about the gas pedal because it is you go from it's an eighth mile and I know there are faster things, so you don't have to fill out the comments with, this is faster, do this. So in an eighth mile, it went from zero to 140 miles an hour. Yeah. And I've never been in anything that accelerated that quickly ever. And it just, the first... And the first run, it made me, it was like a jump scare.

Like when you're walking through the woods, haunted woods, and somebody comes out with a chainsaw? And big foot comes out? Yeah. And you're like, so like the first time I let off that button, it's... jump scared me and I was like, uh, you know, and yeah, it was crazy. I'm serious. I mean, and so my immediate thought was, I was excited and happy and thrilled and wanted to try it again. But as a 10 minutes later, I'm sitting there going, Tony Stewart. Yes, he's a batty.

Holy shit. He went 300. Like how? This guy, you know, he's a. He's a baddie. He's a bad. He's, I've had a lot of the same experiences he's had in a race car, and now he learned to drive a dragster and be one of the best at it. Like he won that race. So, I mean, he's now accomplished. He can go out there and beat some of the best guys that are best at that. I was, it made me really, really. Well, sometimes you go through experiences like this to have that revelation, right?

Well, I'm a selfish guy at times, and I'm like, gosh darn it, Tony Stewart. get back in a race car. I want him in the ovals. I want to watch him race and wreck somebody and run hard and go to go bumper to bumper. And I want him with fenders and banging doors. I miss that. Well, he probably wants you to come race a drag car now. Yeah.

And I'm like, man, what are you doing with them drag cars? And now I get it. Yeah, it's, I mean, I can imagine how fun it is watching the video. It looked like a really awesome time. Now I'm like even more. Eager. Impressed by what he did. Well, I did ask you yesterday.

140 felt crazy. Yeah. He went twice fast. That's bonkers. God, dang. If you had the opportunity to try it, would you? Mm-mm. You're not doing it?

Well, I don't... It was fun for me to watch you. I think... Learn something new like that, especially in racing. Yeah. Because I, of course, wouldn't have that opportunity otherwise. I ran that truck twice. I've never drag race in my life, ever.

You've ran that truck twice? Oh, a truck. I ran that truck twice that day. Oh, yeah, yeah. Two passes. The first one was a joke. I was awful. The second one, I was a little better.

Still, at the end of the eighth mile, there's a bump, a big bump on the back stretch. So the back straightaway at Talladega's rough as hell. And so when I went over that bump, my foot bounced off the floorboard. Yeah. It's hard to keep it wide open because you're going so fast. It's trying to throw you in the back of the truck.

And so he's like, oh man, now it's time to get in something faster. I'm like, I ain't even figured this out yet. Like, I've not mastered this. And he had the boost down, so, I mean, that truck will go even faster. How fast does it go? I don't know, but he sees like, I can turn the boost up and make it go quicker. Yeah, I saw that comment. And so I'm like, hey, hold up.

Pump the brakes. I'm not, you know, they're like getting a corvette. Chicken foot wants out. Run 220 in the corvette. I'm like, wait a minute. You know, just getting. Oh, they had a corvette there too? No, but they're telling me like, well, we can get you in something faster.

I'm like, I want to do. I want to get this right. I want to get this right. get this right and then maybe baby steps yeah but right now let's say can i go home yeah i love that you did it it's fun i want to watch tony race we went and watched um we got an invite we did get an invite to go watch tony race but we did it's next you was racing here they're coming to charlotte next weekend but it's um but i'm going to the cars tour race at orange county and you're and then we're going to Vegas for

High Rock. Oh, okay. So it's a where our weekends full, so we can't. But we need to go. And we need to go somewhere besides Charlotte or where we need to go see them at a different racetrack somewhere else. We took Ila once didn't we? No, you took me. I took you. To watch John Forrest, yes.

And Ron Caps and I remember standing on, me and you stood on at the tree with Ron Caps. Well, you stood on the tree with one of the most decorated drag racers in history of the sport. And I remember the greatest thing about it was obviously we're standing there they get up to the tree when they launched I had been there before so I kind of knew the feeling inside and I was watching you

I know I knew I was like man the amount of energy and vibration that runs through your body is crazy like you can't compare it to anything else I would I've never done this but I bet you it's when you watch a you know when you watch Elon or NASA will launch one of them rockets. Yeah. It'd be like standing at the base of that thing when it fired off. Well, maybe like a mile away. From a rocket ship?

It's literally a rocket launching down a drag strip. Damn. I mean, you know, a couple thousand horsepower. It's crazy. Yeah. It shakes your body. And I watched you. And we were standing there and Amy goes, oh!

Yeah. And the second time I was very excited about it. I have it on video in my phone somewhere. It was awesome. I was like, hell yeah. It was very cool. I don't know anything that can get her that excited. So that was fun to watch.

Well, this excited me the other day. Damn, I teed you right up. I got, I teed you right up for some joke. Okay, okay, ego, settle down. Eat your bunny. I have a bag that I want to pull out. And this is a bag that sits on our countertop. We collect receipts.

We keep our receipts. And please get to be. shot of it meeting the funny. He ate its face off. What the hell? Damn bath salts. All right. So here's the thing.

This sits on our countertop. It's full as, this is, we've neglected sending these in. So this is like a lot of pile up. But I'm putting some bills in here the other day. I had some, you know, pediatric receipts to put in here, like the kids went to the doctor's office, blah, blah, and I see all these little wotted up pieces of paper in here. This is not how we file receipts. And I'm like, well, I didn't do that. Of course I didn't do that. Who else would have done that? Dale Earnhardt Jr. receipt wads. The first one I pulled out.

You're going to like this, Tim's, because you were there. It's from CVS, and I look, and it's from Deval Street in Key West. And it was watered up like as small as it could possibly be. This is what he bought. What time are we at, too? Can I find the time? Can I find the time? Nope. I know it was after you guys had had dinner, but he was going back to the hotel, and so he stopped to get himself some Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream. Ice.

A Fiji water. Nerds gummy clusters. And a 24 pack of cutlery. Wow. So he could use ice cream. Wow. And instead of just properly folding it, he wotted it up, just so that nobody saw it, including himself. I just needed one spoon.

I'm like, where am I going to get one spoon? You know, the hotel? No. The hotel likely has a silver spoon to send your room so that you could eat bonbons in your bed. I've been drinking for 10 hours. I wasn't going to ask for a spoon. But every one of the receipts from Key West came in, like, wad it up, folded up. I'm like, this is absolutely insane.

Two friends restaurant. I saw y'all had mimosas. Yeah, I did. Yeah. All right. Don't be sad. I want to go back. I want to go.

Let's go. Not you don't. I want to go for a day. Y'all want it for way too long. I don't have as much stamina. We tried. You guys do. We tried to do three full days.

It's a two full day thing. Yeah, I agree. Something that I wanted to mention, this isn't really a story. But I just wanted to say that since we started doing the show, I feel like we've done like four or five episodes. This is number 10 or nine? This is 10. Yeah.

I've been doing the Dale Jr. Download for years. Interviews with a lot of great people, and we've had some really great feedback from those interviews. We had Edwin McCain this week, one of my favorite interviews. And he's not a racer. He's not your typical guest on the show.

And I know that sometimes that kind of makes things a little squarely for some of our listeners when we bring somebody in that's not a racer racer. But damn, it was a good interview. He's such a good guy. I know. I have been blown away by the amount of people, I went to Cordill and raised the late model, and all the people that came up to me to talk about dirty mo media or the podcast mentioned, bless your heart.

Amy was where were you yesterday? I went to the post office yesterday to mail out something, and I literally scurried. out, no makeup on. I put a dress on just so I look like I did something yesterday to myself. And this sweet lady came up to me and said, my husband and I listened to your show. I think it's so much fun. You guys are a riot. And you just never know really who's listening. Like I said, I feel like we're just sitting here chit-chatting with ourselves, but nobody, I don't know who's really paying attention. So it's really neat to hear all of the fun comments and see your comments. And I just get the compliments.

If you're hesitant about coming up and, you know, if you see us out and about and you're hesitant about coming up, please don't be. The feedback that we're getting is giving us a lot of confidence and letting us know what you like about the show. Dale's really struggling with his confidence. No, I'm just saying. I appreciate it. People always wonder, like, you know, I hear it from people all the time. They're like, oh, I don't want to bug you. Even Edmund McCain, he's like, yeah, I didn't want to bother you for 20 years.

I'm like, I wish you woulda. But, I mean, I am digging the hell out of all this great feedback that we're getting from Bless Your Heart. And I want this to succeed. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of what we're doing. We're having fun. And so I'm glad that people are enjoying it. I knew that we went into this going, man, I don't know if people will like the content.

I don't really know what I'm doing. And what are we doing here? And let's just chit-chat and see how it goes. And there's a female demographic out there that I think would enjoy the show. but I've really been impressed by how many guys my age that are already listening to DJD and all our other stuff are going, yeah, I like this show too. I think it gives people some relationship relatability, you know what I mean?

Because that's what I get the most is y'all are just like us or we talk about that too or, you know what I mean? And it makes their banter feel more normal. This past weekend, I had people walking up to me with their sunglasses in their shirts going, what's up? time I do it now, I'm like, Dale, Dale. And then they'll walk up with their ears and their hats. How's it going?

Next time you'll see Dale, make sure you got a Mr. T-starter kit on a bunch of jewelry, some chains. I had some people talk to me. Yesterday, we were at Talladega. Yesterday, a guy's like, hey, man, I'm suffering from high crack. Glad you guys are raising awareness. The comments about the crack was so good. I got so many DMs about that, and I read them.

I can't respond to all of them just because I physically can't do that. But I didn't know low crack was a thing. Me either. That was the new one too. Yes. One of my good friends responded about that. And I'm like, oh my gosh, the cracks are like, people pay attention to things. I just don't.

And that was one of them. I thought it was so fun. There's one with, before we get to ask Amy, I guess, we'll do that next. There's a note here about going out to eat. Yeah. Don't order too much. So I have no idea what this is. This is what's fun.

We make notes. and Amy has some notes and I have some notes and I don't really know what it is and she might not know what I'm going to talk about. Here we go. Dale takes me to dinner the other night. Aunt Kelly wants to keep the girls. It's Tuesday night.

Random, they have homeschool on Wednesday. Date night. Random night of the week to have a date night. I'm like, take me to dinner. We go to dinner. I'm dressed. He's dressed. We sit down.

I'm going to order a margarita or whatever. And he is so in his head about something. He can't figure out what he wants to. to drink and then we get the menu. The waitress comes over and she's like, we've eaten at this place before. She's like, have you seen our new menu? And he's like, he's spun out now.

Now there's a new menu and now he can't just order what he's ordered before. And so we sit down and we're, I'm ordered. I've looked at the menu. I know exactly what I'm going to get. And he starts him hauling about what he's going to order knowing that I'm going to order food too because we can't order too much food.

Like we can't order. He wants a cup of chowder. They have a bowl of chowder. but he wants a cup of chowder because he's 50. And he doesn't want to overeat before he gets his meal. Meanwhile, we're eating at 5.30. We always eat at 5.5.30. We're like, you know, when we started, it's been like that for a while.

I was going to blame kids, but it's really not the kid's fault. We eat early. And we sit down and gets... Most places offer the option of the cup of chowder or the bowl. I said, hey, it's a appetizer. I'm like... There's one price. It doesn't say cup or bowl. Well, I'm like, hey, uh...

You get what you get? How big's the bowl? And she goes, it's big. And I'm like, well, I don't really want all that. I just kind of want a little bit because I'm just going to have a little for my main portion. And she's, she just looks at him like, what do you want me to do about that? She's like, we don't do it.

Obviously. Which is fine. I'm just saying my thought process wasn't really truly out of line. He asked her. He's like, can you just put it in a cup? And she was like, I don't think we can do that. Like the chef back there has got the bowl. He wants to put it in.

That's what's going to happen. And so I order an appetizer. this sweet girl comes back and she's like, I'm so sorry, but we're out of what you want. And I was like, you know what? Don't worry about it. I'm going to share his child. That way we don't have too much food on the plate.

And so he just gets wigged out. He's like, what are you going to order for your main? What am I going to order this? I'm like, oh, oh, ooh. I'm like, I just want to taste everything. We're on a date. Why do we have to do this in front of the waitress, no less? Just let me order food.

So he likes to make it awkward everywhere we go. And he's been doing that since we had our first day. You know, restaurants are a source of anxiety for Dale. And it really showed on Tuesday night. Yes. We went out there and, I don't know. I said, hey, where do you want to go eat? She said, I want to go eat something healthy.

I heard, I want to go eat a salad. But she meant, I just want to eat something good for me. And so when we sit down, we got chowder, and then Amy's ordering little tacos. I ordered Saviche. Yeah, little Saviche tacos. And then she ordered her main course, and I ordered mine. And I'm like, I'm like, man, I thought we were going to eat a salad. She's like, no.

I said healthy. I said healthy. I'm like, oh, I'm confused. He was just all out of sorts Tuesday afternoon. I don't know. Yeah. Something happened. Anyway, our date night.

It made date night interesting or what it was, far for the course. Our date night was fine, but I can't get enough of one-on-one time with you. Well, I love that, and I hope that never changes. We get home, though, this is, in addition to the awkward restaurant, we get home, and it's 7 o'clock. And we are, the sun's not even set yet. We both put our sweats on, we get on the couch. We have nothing to really watch, so we find a documentary to watch, which I would want to know how ends, by the way, but don't yet.

I won't. Wait, wait. I lay on him just to like cuddle. I want to tell about the documentary. Oh, wait, wait. I'm not going to ruin it. I'm just going to tell, they're going to go, well, what was the documentary? 30 minutes are going to go by and then the.

30 minutes are going to go by? Right now? Yeah. The documentary is this guy hides a million dollar chest full of golden trinkets in the Smoky Mountains or the Rocky Mountains? We don't know where he hides it. Don't tell everybody. I'm not going to.

That's the documentary. The documentary is he hides a $2 million treasure somewhere. And people search for it for 10 million. And he puts a poem out and a book and you have to decipher it. Thanks. Yeah. People took 10 years to find it. Now, it was a good documentary.

I watched it. There were three episodes. I watched all of it. I fell asleep on Dale within about 30 minutes. Yeah. And so he was hoping I would just hang out and chit-chat or whatever night. I thought we were going to cuddle a little bit. I got 12 solid hours of sleep and it was the best date night of my life.

I'm like, now I said. He pouted. I did. He pouted horror. I'm like, you're not going to get mad at me for this. She, I got him. I got him in the morning and I was like, he rolled over and put the blanket on his face.

Like, don't look at me. I peeled it back. I'm like, are you awake? And he goes. One of those. I was so mad. I was like, man, we were supposed to hang out. We did.

And she slept through it all. Hi, guys. We are in the Dirty Mo Media Studio for another. episode of Bless Your Heart. Dale and I are excited for your questions and ask Amy. If you haven't already, please hit the subscribe button. And also don't forget to check out our new merch at shop. Dot dirtymo Media.com. What do you got for us? Well, our first one, our buddy Ethan, a couple weeks ago, he asked about what wedding venue, who and his wife or fiancee should do. And he wanted to update us, she found a bar and fell in love. So that's what they're getting married.

Right. So congrats to Ethan. Our first question, we kind of talked to this earlier on the show, but Jennifer wants to know all those celebrities went to space this week and she wants to know if you guys would go to space or not. No. No?

I'm going to leave that to the professionals. Yeah. Well, I mean, Katie Perry, I don't know if she's a professional, but no. It doesn't interest you at all.

So, gosh, how do I be polite about this? Oh, no. You better be polite. Oh, no. That was the most ridiculous thing I ever seen. No, I'm sorry.

Is that really kind of where you were going? Thank you. Thank you for taking the words and doing it for me. I don't know. I feel like some people just need too much attention. Yeah. And that's what I felt about that.

That was so... Going into space surely was absolutely sensationalally cool. Yeah. But the reactions and all the things, otherwise, I have seen interviews with actual astronauts where they were like, are you kidding me? Yeah. You know, like, you know, you just barely got in there and came right back out and you're blessing the ground. Get out of here.

It was just, I guess it was, the timing wasn't all that great because they had those astronauts. that were kind of stuck up there for all those months. Yeah. Well, they had the space station. She was stuck with it for like nine months or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. And so they'd go up there for like four minutes.

Yeah. Yeah. Come back down and get out and kiss the ground. I think it's like, oh, that was. Yeah. It's like, okay, all right. Yeah. And she looked at the phone where there was like a camera and like the whole time too,

which was like I'd look outside and see the universe. Like that was a little. That's, yes. I don't know. It didn't do them many favors. But I would, listen, now, to be clear, like if they said, hey, you want to go take off and do that. If you wanted that experience, I would absolutely want it,

but I would not want it to be publicized. I wouldn't want it to look anything like that one. No, yeah. The other debate that's come out of that is, would you rather go to space or, like, depths of the ocean? Ooh, depths of the ocean, probably. I say space. You know, and space.

You say ocean? I'd say space. I think there's a stat we discovered more about space than we have the depths of the ocean. I know, but that's why I want to go to the ocean. I'm a little scared to get so far. and like what if I float off into the never never one your claustrophobic is hell which is I'm not getting in either thing very easily dude if you got in that if you got in something and went down even a couple thousand feet you would freak out and the fact is you can't like

just come out of there quickly like your process of getting back to the surface is going to be a long one and you're going to lose your i'm not going you're not going i think you know there there was a i don't like being held down so yeah i probably wouldn't be that was a, strapped into something, taking off like a rocket, no. There was an astronaut or, or, um,

someone that went up on the shuttle or something or went to the space station years ago, long, long time ago. And they, you know, there's all this conflict and, and tug of war and argument and frustration and,

and, and just a bunch of unrest and so forth on Earth, right? Where all these countries just can't all get along and there's a lot of disagreement. And this, astronaut went up and he said, man, when you go up there and you look back at Earth and you realize that we're all on that thing, so out of, it's out of control, right? It's out of our control. It's like it really kind of puts it in perspective.

There's no boundaries. There's no state lines or country borders and all that stuff. And you're just looking at it going, wow. And you're able to sit there and go looking down at all these people that are going, hey, you're not, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong. And you're like, wow, all of y'all are wasting your time. right fighting over dumb shit just like we're on this rock let's just figure it out and so i would love that i think i would love that perspective yeah that's interesting yeah there's i like always the photos too if someone took a picture from space and they're like everybody in the universe but me is in this

is in that yeah that's pretty amazing it's a weird flex i know sure uh our next question's from sandra and she wants to know amy uh she grew up going to a church every sunday twice on the holidays and wants to know if your mom ever made you wear like a hat or a bonnet for Easter Mass. Is that like a certain thing you do for church or something? So I grew up going to church every Sunday also and mom would, I have two younger sisters and mom would make us wear matching outfits, which has now become far more common, but she would even make our outfits. And so we have Easter photos in like these bloomery jumpsuits and perm short, I mean, we're talking like late 80s, bobbed,

hair. There was a lot of, she put a lot of time and effort into these, so like we wore them and we didn't say anything. But looking back, I mean, they were pretty wild. And there was one Christmas, too, we had Western Christmas printed clothes. I had like a wrap skirt, but it had like cowboy boots and Santa Claus with a hat on, you know, like ridiculous. So we had a lot of stuff like that. And now I don't know what it did. It imprinted on my mind, so I feel like I have to match my kids. And now my sisters and I all of all the kids match or they at least coordinate in their colors. It's like, uh, yeah, it's a lot. But if I don't do it, if I get Ila her own clothes and Nicole her own clothes for the same event,

they're both like, but I want that one. And the other one's like, I want that one. And this is, so it does actually help mothers to do that. But I didn't have to wear a bonnet, I don't think ever a hat or a bonnet, but I had some gnarly hairdos and some wild outfits to wear. Are bonnets that thing that's like that white like... It's just like more of like a cloth with like a brim that goes around your face and it ties under your neck. A little hassle on the prairie. Yeah, very prairie like.

Interesting. I never even heard of that. See, in the north, we just go to church, whatever we're wearing. Doesn't matter. Yeah, I don't think anybody really wore hats in my church. No? It wasn't, no. Everybody dressed.

Like you got dressed for church. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Our next question is Tom wants to know if the Easter Bunny is going to be as generous as the tooth fairy this year. The Easter bunny is even more generous. Really? Yeah. It's ridiculous.

It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. We do Easter nests in the yard. I talked about this. We pull the Spanish moths off the trees. The kids all make their little nest in the yard and they decorate it. This is Amy's Texas family. Yes.

These are hardworking Texas people. And I will say this. Amy's family does all of the holidays to the max. It's like it might be the last one. Let's just go for it. We love a good time. and a party and an event and we love giving gifts. Could you say that's right?

We didn't do crap. We'd get a little basket from, you know, Target or Walmart and with some, you know, just a traditional thing right off the shelf. But Amy and her family, they get the Spanish moss off the trees and they make nests for the kids. Yeah, the kids make the nest in the yard. Yeah, the kids make the nest and then we take the kids on a hay ride to look for the Easter Bunny. and while that's happening, the rest of the adults are filling those nests full of all kinds of fun, crazy toy, you know, candy, snacks, all kinds of stuff. It's crazy.

It's crazy. It's good. When we grew up, there was just three of us. Me and my two sisters, dad didn't have any brothers and sisters, so we didn't really have any cousins. Mom had one brother who didn't have a son until, like, way later. So it wasn't that epic of an event. Like, it was still fun, but now there's a lot of kids. And so the yard is full of nests and it's chaos. And they get out of the car and immediately get their – they have their baskets.

They go Easter egg hunt all around the yard. And then they sit at their nest and they open all their stuff. It's so much fun. Yeah. It's cool. Is the Easter egg hunt like the premier event of the night? Pretty much. It's like the kickoff.

We'll go to church on Sunday, which is awesome. Yeah, we do all this on Saturday. So it's just like fun day at the farm. Yeah. Church on Sundays in Victoria, Texas at the local church. and the rest of the weekend we're grilling, cooking, sitting around a campfire and chairs like this one and watching sports or just listening to music or sitting around.

Four wheeling. Yeah, kids are riding four-wheelers. We'll go inside to the farmhouse and sit around the kids at table and laugh and joke. Play dominoes at different games, yeah. Chicken foot, all that stuff. Nice. That's awesome. It's a blast.

It's so much fun. That's not a fun. Next question. Also Easter theme from Jessica. She wants to know if you ever dyed eggs with the girls for Easter, and if you did, how messy does it get? I have. So I've watched all of the videos,

and I did it with shaving cream, and you put the dye in the shaving cream with, like, the cupcake molds. And so each little thing has its own color, and they get their own dish. And so, and I always do that stuff outside. I mean, everything happens, messy happens outside. But it's easier for them to see what they're doing, too. And they can make it swirly,

and they have way more fun with that. I haven't done that this year. You know what I like about Easter eggs now that's come out? This didn't exist when I was young is where you put the egg on the thing and it spins and you draw, take it with Sharpie or a marker or something and you can make it whatever color you want with a sharp. I mean, what the hell?

We do have that little things. All the little plastic eggs, though, have been taken to the play room and used to actually play with. But you can do real eggs on that. I've never tried a real egg on that. Yeah, because it's white. And you can color or any color. you want. Well, the egg in the game is hollow plastic, so it's real light. I don't know if a real one

would work, but we could try. Yeah, I'm sure. I love that. That's easy. I've seen so many fun things. I saw a thing the other day where somebody took old ties that they had gotten from a thrift store. You can do this with any fabric, and they put the vinegar water in the dish, but they had wrapped the egg up with this printed fabric and, like, it put the print all over the egg. You remember the old school deals that you slid over the egg and dropped it in the hot water and it's sunk to it? Yes, yes. Plastic shrink wrap, yeah. And you're like, man, that's like the, that was kind of like the ghetto trailer park version.

That's like everybody's tired. Let's just do this. Yeah. Man, that's what I've done. There's nothing wrong about us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I mean, yeah, that's what we had. Yeah. Lisa wants to know what's the best prank you all have ever pulled on each other. Prank. Or in general, I guess you can go with. I'm scared to pull pranks on him, to be real honest, because I have heard about the pranking between his, Buddy group?

The revenge is rough. I'm worried about the revenge. Have I played a prank on you ever? I think you got me recently, I feel like, but I can't remember what happened. I don't either. It must not have been very good. They pranked each other. So here's that played out.

The only one I really, one of them got flowered. One of them had baby crickets release into their house. And they were freaking everywhere for months and months and months. Josh Snyder had like. I put 2,000 crickets in this guy's bedroom. Damn, 2,000. His best friend. Yeah.

Like, they're good for him. friends. How long did it take them to find them all? Oh, forever. They had to die. They made it and created. Imagine what that night was like. He was like, I go to sleep.

He turned a light out, and then mugs start rubbing them legs together. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. So, no, I'm not really looking to do to mess with all that. Oh, my gosh. So. He would do something gnarly that would really hurt my feelings. Oh, my gosh.

This one, I will. Can I tell the one where they get the pregnancy test one? Yeah. Oh, boy. This makes me nauseous. So we would... This had nothing to do with me. It was long before, Amy.

So we had a habit of getting drunk, and whoever was still up at four in the morning or three in the morning, we would go to somebody's house and dump flour and a bucket of. water on them or something, right, and busting their house and get in their bedroom and, and just ruin their bed, right? And, um, and we did that to a buddy mine, Christopher, he will love this. He's a real estate agent these days. He used to work here in the, as a car chief and a mechanic in junior sports, but, um, he got me back and it really put the skids on my pranking days. Oh, no. Um, he, I walked upstairs. I was, dating this girl and I walked upstairs

the bedroom in my house and there was a pregnancy positive pregnancy test on the counter oh boy and I came downstairs and I was like this is it this is it this is how you tell me like you just leave it there I was so floored and

he was finally right I learned what was going on he had a friend that was pregnant and he got her to create the positive test she let him go on and on for a little bit. And finally she's like, okay, dumbass. It's a joke. Yeah. It's like a six, 12-hour.

She's like, that's enough of this. Six-hour thing of me, like, freaking out and going, oh, my gosh, what's going on? Spirling. Yeah. And he, oh, man, that was so, that was so dirty. So wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. He got you where it hurt. He knew exactly what to do. So that put a halt to your prank in a little bit.

It made me contemplate maybe I was getting out of hand on my pranking. Getting out of hand. Just in general. Should we tell him? We ruined his bedroom. We threw four of a busted in there and dumped a gallon of water on him and then threw a bag of flour. Bags of flour. Like pasted him up.

Yeah. So his bedroom and his bed and everything was just destroyed. Couldn't even go back to sleep. The crickets are the worst. That lasted forever. The crickets is, oh my God. That's funny, though. Should we tell him the Mike Davis prank?

You had to be pulled last week? Oh, yeah. So last week I had this card. I was going to try to do it to Alex Tim's, but we couldn't figure out how to put it in your space. Yeah, we're going to do it to you here. In the studio. While the show was running. But we knew you'd mess with it before we could get the cameras roll and get the show started.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm downed out here early. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dale tried to get you out, and I couldn't get it out of my purse fast enough. So we saved it from Mike Davis, and it's a goat screaming card, and you stick it in a hidden place and push the button in every three minutes, it makes this goat cry. Yeah. And not like a bat, but like a scream.

Yeah. And so it'll run for 24. to 36 hours, it says. So we stuck it in his office and underneath his desk, and then when he found it, first of all, he was super pissed that it was happening. Everybody, of course, was like in the hall watching, waiting for him to find it.

We were terrible. We were all terrible. We couldn't even, like, let the suspense right out. And then Dale's sitting in there just basically telling him where it is. So he pulled it off and then like glitter flies all over the floor. And it's stuck to wherever surface you want to stick it to.

And when the person tries to remove it, glitter goes in. Glitter bomb. Yeah. But Mike, it's sitting there making this noise every minute, every 60 seconds, which feels like three minutes. It maybe was longer, but it's like, we're all sitting there waiting for it to make a noise again, so Mike would get annoyed, and Mike would want to remove it. And Mike's

the kind of guy, it's like, yeah, I'm not looking for it. Yeah. I'm not going to look for it. Daily even told him exactly where it was. I'm not looking at my desk. Come on, man. He's like, I'm not looking for it. I'm not doing this. What are you all? I'm not doing this. And everybody's got the camera phones out. Oh, yeah. We've got video footage of this. I'm all right, Mike is under your desk. Just pull it off there

Please. God, this is Spencer's killing all of us. Well, there's another one behind the TV, and the next day we're in his office for a meeting. Right, so that's the same card. That's the same one. That's the same card. So instead of taking it with me, I slid it halfway under the door because he closed his door after that. And he was like, yeah, yeah.

And then somebody, I guess, one of the girls that were in there for the meeting held onto it and stuck it behind his TV. Andrew Curlin texts me. He's like, how long does that thing last? Because I hear it's like torturing everybody. They found it behind the TV. I wanted to put it in the ceiling tiles. Yes. I'm not tall enough to mess with that.

If I had a ladder, I would. That's hilarious. My dad used to walk around. I've told this story before. And you can find these little things on eBay and so forth. But there's a little black box that you mash a button and it has four sayings. And pardon my language. And it says it like, eat.

And so you hit this. And he would walk around. This is like 1994. He walked around in the shop, and he was standing next to guys, and that thing in his pocket, and he'd mash that button, and he'd go, you f***ing jerk? Oh, my gosh. And he would just be sitting there grinning like, hell, he loved it.

And I think I found one on eBay. I don't know if I don't know if I bought it or not, but it's this little noise maker. It says four things. You're a . . . . . . . . . stuff like that. And you have to push the button. He pitched the button, and it makes the sound. Yeah, the sound. And he just thought that was the greatest thing ever.

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