The Dale Jr. Download - Bless Your 'Hardt w/ Lorra Bowyer - The Best Wingman Ever?

Episode Date: August 28, 2025

Dale Earnhardt Jr. is out racing this week, so Amy Earnhardt is joined by Lorra Bowyer, the wife of former NASCAR driver Clint Bowyer. Lorra spills the tea on how she and Clint initially met. It begins with an awkward third-wheel date to the movies as a wingman and leads to two kids and a marriage. Amy and Lorra bond over having no desire to sit quietly in a deer hunting stand with their husbands, thanks to Lorra's first and last experience with Clint. Plus, we play a game called “He’s a 10, but…” and talk about why Kangaroos are top of mind in the Bowyer household in #AskAmy. Check out Dirty Mo Media on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DirtyMoMedia  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey guys, I'm back in the Dirty Mo Media Studio, and this week I have with me, Laura Boyer. Laura's sitting in for me because Dale is gone, racing again, and so we're going to have a lot of fun today. Let's get started. The following is a production of Dirty Mo Media. Oh, yeah, this is why it's going to be, girl, if we're going to hang out. Oh, you look amazing. I can stare at you all day. Are you kidding?

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And the world doesn't really know a whole lot about you. I know. Even like trying to like lightly Google because I don't want to know anything really before I ask. Yeah. There's not a whole lot of information about you. I kind of like that. Yeah. It's pretty hard to do this day and age, really.

It is very hard to do. So thank you for being here. No problem. I wanted to start off just by telling you a funny story that happened this week for us. So I don't know how mornings go for you, but Dale does drop off. for school. You're so lucky. Especially with Ila because she will cry if I get to the point of dropping her off. She will cling to the seat and cry. So he takes her and for whatever reason she doesn't do that. Well, the other day, we had some swans gifted to us. Do you know who Cletus is? Cleas

McFarland? I think so. Yeah. So he's gifted us some swans. We've had issues with the swans being safe on our property. So we're trying to rehome the swans. And we actually just found a really awesome place in South Carolina to send these babies. And so Dale decides to tell her about that on the way to school because she's wanting to feed the swans. And so she keeps asking him about it. And instead of just withholding this information, just a little bit longer, he just tells her all the news. And she gets so upset. She didn't get to tell the swans goodbye. Like she really goes down and feeds them every afternoon. She really loves these things. And so she gets out of the car. She's crying. I get a text immediately from nurse Hessels. And she's like, Ila was

crying hysterically. She told me what happened with the swans. Do you want me to send home our little kit that she can write a book about her grief? Like they have a grief book. And I'm like, oh my God. And I text or call daily media. I'm like, what is wrong with you? Like you've got one job to drop her off without her crying. And she's, you got to tell her the swan story like and then kick her out of your truck. Bad timing. Bad timing. And he was like, she seemed fine. She started talking about gymnastics. I'm like, she was probably trying to distract herself, you know, from getting so upset. upset. And so, of course, she, like, was teary-eyed. Even when I picked her up later in the afternoon, she still had, like, red splotches on her face. Because when she cries, she flushes

really bad. So she must have cried a lot during the day. Poor thing. Does Clint do stupid stuff like that? Yeah, he does stupid stuff all the time. Or it's like, listen to a song. And I was like, dude, they can't listen to that. Like, there's cuss words on there. He's like, dude, I've got to get him hyped up for school. We played kid rock. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, I'm like, please don't. Don't send me into a rage before I have to go think and concentrate. But I'm like, don't say anything at school. Please don't say the song that you were singing. Like, please don't tell the teachers what you just listen to. Don't hum it as you're doing your math homework. Oh my gosh. I'm like, please don't. But I usually do drop. Well, we kind of rotate. I do drop off quite a bit though.

You do? Yeah. What do you play them in the car? I put their headphones on them and make them watch their TVs. Really? Girl, yes. It's a 30 minute drive. Oh, okay. I need my coffee. That's pretty smart. Even cash like on the front of my new car. It's got a TV. I put your headphones on. Mama needs 20 minutes. Oh my gosh. I cannot get up early. Yes. I'm like, yes. Get yourself ready.

Get ready. Get situated. And Clint's complete opposite. He wants to talk in the morning. He wants to play her music. And I'm like, no, I want my coffee in peace and quiet. Yeah, he's really high energy. So I'm like, no, put your headphones on.

You can watch YouTube, whatever you want. That's so smart. Don't talk to me yet. I need a cup of coffee. I need a cup of coffee. So you're not drinking the coffee in the morning. You're like, wait until you get in the car. I am a procast.

I get up at the last minute. Yeah. Get the kids ready. It's also like, let's go, let's go, let's go. And then finally I'm able to, like, sit in the car, put your headphones on and I drink my coffee. So your intensity is happening as they're getting ready. And then you're like, okay, everybody relax. Yeah, because he doesn't.

He sits on the couch and he's like drinking and say, all right, guys, go get your ass. And I'm like, no, we've got to go. Yeah, so Dale will set his alarm to win to his schedule. Like, he's not going to get up with me and be available in the kitchen, helping do all the things. He'll, like, get up just in time to, like, feed the dogs, wash his butt, get his, get himself dressed and then take Isla to school. So that's, yeah. That's the same as Clint.

He'll give himself like five minutes to get in the shower and get ready and get out the door. God, these boys. Boys. So when I picked her up from school, she's still like a little sad, but I knew she was going to be thinking about it and have questions. And so she also had dance that evening. And so instead of taking her all the way home, I thought, I'm just going to take her to get her nails done. And then I'll take her to dance. And like she gets to have like a little Ila of mommy time.

So we did that. we went and got manicures and she like was so excited and so happy and giggly and like minding her manners and all the things and then we get to the pedicure situation and the lady ask her if she wants something to drink and so she gets a sprite which I don't allow her to have very often because she's just super sensitive to all sugars and the food dyes and whatever so especially in that moment you're supposed to sit really still you know and so she has some of those little cans of sprite and all of a sudden this kid can't sit still she's wiggling she's goofing off She's like making funny faces.

And in walks Caitlin and Audrey. So Caitlin gets to see the progression of her like just lose her mind and not sit still. And she's like crack cackling. And I can't tell what Isla is saying, but I think Caitlin can hear her. She's talking to herself like with my phone. And I was like, oh my gosh, that spry was a really bad idea. Like even in the moment of me trying to like do the right thing and help her feel better, it was just a total shit. It always is.

Yeah. It always is. So what is your take on? Bonco. I think it's great. I do too. I wish it lasted longer. I was just telling Kelly that. I was like, all right, the guys have these trips, like hunting trips. Oh, that's a good point. That's where Clint is right now. And you never know how long it is, right? Well, it's always open-ended. Like, if we didn't get a good hunt in, then we might stay another day. We didn't see anything the first. I'm like, what? I'm like, so it's day three and finally, oh my gosh, it's there. The wind is going the right

way or like, you see something. Finally, I'm like, no, you, what have you been doing for days? Yeah. And then finally, like day four is like, we got it, babe. I got to say one more we think we got this monster deer. It's ours. Like one more day. Like they're chasing them down. Yeah. And I'm like, we're at Bunko and it's like three hours.

And they're like, when you're going to be home? Are you going to come back to put the kids down? The kids are asking for you. I'm like, dude, put them down. Brush their teeth and put them down. I'm just asking like, is it going to be a long time or like one more hour? I'm like, you're gone for four or five days and I don't ask you when you're going to be home. What we should do is like have a driver pick us up so they know not to

not to be calling. True. We're going to come home late. Even if we just go see a movie afterwards. We could do anything. Just be like, man, it just lasted long than we thought this time. I don't know. Somebody had an issue.

We needed to sit around and help her. We had a tie. We had a tie. We had a tie. And they were tired. We had a break at the next morning. Yeah. I don't know. They can't really be without us.

I don't know how that works. I don't remember that happening when I was growing up. My dad didn't disappear and go hunt for four or five days. No. Did yours? No. No. No.

And I think if we did, it was like a family vacation. and we all went together. Of course. There's never, but I don't think my mom, like, went on girls' nights either. My mom had bunko. She did?

I remember her playing bunco. That's how I knew exactly what it was. She had no idea. But it was when we were really little. When we got to, like, junior high, we were running around too much, and I don't think she had the time. But, yeah, I do remember her playing bunco.

It is fun. It's a super fun game. It is fun to get together and dress up and everything. It is. So you mentioned family trips, and I've learned that you are from New York. Yep.

What part? Upstate. Like Watkins Glen. Oh, okay. Maybe 15, 20 minutes from Watkins Glen. So you went to walk, you're from Watkins Glen. Did you stay there through school? I went to high school in a little town called Peña, New York.

And then I went to college up in Rochester. Okay. So it's probably like an hour, hour away. So you stay pretty close to home. Stay pretty close to your family then? Yes. Do you see them quite often? No. They come down, always for Christmas, obviously,

because Christmas is like a show at our house. And you get this and you get this and you get this and you get this. It is. So you're like Santa Claus for everybody. Yes. Well, that's great. It is so fun. And I don't mind it at all.

And I'm like, ooh, what did I get myself? Oh my God, that's great. It's just what I wanted. Thank you. That's how it always goes. I've woken up plenty of times with no stocking. Me too. And finally Dale's like, okay, I'll do it.

I'm like, if you go to the gas station again, better not. Just let me handle it. The night before. Yeah. And then they get, he's like, oh, crap, right, I'd go to the gas station. I'm like, no, you don't. Yeah. Just love it.

I'm like, please don't. And so I start doing my own. I'm like, oh my gosh. Yeah. There's a huge gift card or there's the candy I want. A bracelet. A bracelet. A bracelet.

I'm like, God, diamonds. I was like, so be careful. Buy or it's going to cost you more later. You do it and do it good or I'm going to do it better. Yeah. So they come down for Christmas. We always go up there in the summertime. We try.

And then for Thanksgiving, we started to go up there every year. Since there's racing happening, do you all ever go back up for the race just to like have an excuse to see them? Well, I'm kind of excited because it's back in. because it's back in May. Yeah, the weather's great. And Clint, I think broadcasts for that race this year. And so I'm excited to go back up there. But the weather up there's beautiful.

It is. It's so nice. We usually try and go up in August when it's so hot here, but we've found a love about west. Oh, really? So we've been going out west for like a week or two in August. Is that your favorite vacation spot? Just like. We've been traveling around, but that's probably our go-to.

We're not a beach. Clint is not a beach person. I can't imagine that Clint. boy you're liking sand. I don't know why. I don't know him that well. He's like, but he's just anxious and ADD about everything. And he's like, what are we going to do? What do you do now? And I'm like, just sit there. Read a book. He's like, I can't. I was like, go in the water. All right. Five minutes later. All right. Now what do you want to do? Oh, my gosh. I could not handle that. No. So we are not beach people. We need like activities after

activities after activities. So if you got west, are you like in the dunes doing buggies. We usually like my kids love to hike. I can't believe it. And Clint likes it. So we've done like hikes and we've done Yellowstone. We did Glacier National Park this year. We went to Banff. Oh, I want to go to Banff. I want to go to Banff. I see the, like, the whatever is the Renaissance, the big hotel that looks magical. Yes. Yeah. The Fairmont. That's what it is. Is that where you go? We, there's two of them there. So we stayed one on Lake Louise and it was breathtaking. Like it was insane. Insane. But the amount of people that are hiking nowadays is insane. Really? Everybody's into their wellness.

Yes. But they're like in little tiny flip-flops and jeans and trying to hike and you're like, oh God, are we going to have to save someone? But they're doing for the pictures, right? So, I mean, we are too. It's beautiful. They're Instagram hikers? They're Instagram hikers. Oh, okay. Yes. That's hilarious. It is. It is. So then we'll go ride horses. We'll do four-wheelers. We'll do all the stuff.

Activities. Yeah. So activities started for you though when you were young. And I hear that you were a lacrosse player in college. Please tell me all the things about that. I mean, I knew you were a baddie, and you've got this, like, super strong personality, and, like, you're a strong woman, but playing lacrosse is, like, next level. It was crazy. It was a lot of fun. So, I don't know how it got started. Actually, I do. There was a couple of the girls that wanted to try, and so we didn't have a team. Did you play in high school? Okay. But we didn't have a team. So they started playing on the guys team. Really? That was really bad. I was surprised they were allowed to do that.

Well, we didn't, it kind of was kind of like, oh. Like, how do we push this back? But let's see how to size out. So we decided to form a girl's team. Okay. And so we worked hard. And you know, it was crazy. Like, back then you had to have like certain, you had to do so many push-ups, so many sit.

I'm like, what? This is crazy. Like, but we finally got a team. And actually, I started varsity as an eighth grader. That's crazy. And played all the way up through. And we won. Our team was really good.

Like, it was legit. But, I mean, we. were, I remember our first year, we didn't even have matching uniforms. We didn't have anything that looked good. And we went up against these teams and they're looking at us like, oh, this is going to be easy. And we destroyed them. You're scrappy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Very scrappy. Did you ever get, like, nailed with one of the sticks? So I broke my scapula, like this bone back here. And because, like, they can check you. And so, like, I faked them and it came down. What do you mean? Check you? Like, they'll check your stick. Like, so you can, like, hit a stick and hit a stick.

get the ball out. Kind of. Like, yes. And she came down and she broke my scapula. Well, with the end of it? Yeah. And so I was like, oh, that hurt. I kind of went out for a little bit.

I was like, well, I'm playing. I was like, I don't care. And so I never even got it fixed. Ever? Never? Went to the doctor. But it's like this. You can still feel a weird spot where it's like it shifted.

Does it hurt ever? No. Oh, well, then you didn't need to get it fixed. It's just like a battle scar. It's just like this now instead of like this. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Oh, gosh.

And so then you went on to play in college. What was that like? So I think it was my saving grace. Because, I mean, I had fun in college. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, but during the season, you had to behave. Yeah. So if you did not want to show up, hung over to a 6 a.m.

practice. No, you had thrown up all day. Yeah. And then if you threw up, the coach knew you were out drinking, so then you had to go on. Yeah. So I think it was like my saving grace. But it was so much fun. Like you build a group of girls that you, I still keep in contact.

touch, yeah. And it's just fun. It's a lot of fun. I cheered my freshman year of college. I love that. And we had a really good varsity cheerleading team in high school and won the national championship twice. And so the guy that put our routines together was a cheerleader Kentucky back in the day. And he's like, I'll help you put a video together if you want to like apply to be on the team. And since you're not going to be there for the actual thing, we can send in a video. And so somehow I got accepted and I get to cheer. But like you said, it was a lot. And so I did it for one year. And I'm like, I really need to focus because I got kicked out of English. Like I wasn't going to class.

It was just too much between practice and all that stuff. Like I was just tired and do anything else. Oh, I know. My freshman year, it's crazy when you go to college, you're like, hmm, eight o'clock game. I'm like, I'm not going to that class. Exactly. And I signed up for all early classes thinking I'll be fine. I'll get up early and get it knocked out.

Nope. And you're like, I'm not sleeping through that one. And I came home. I think I had a D in history. Uh-huh. And my dad was like, ripped you a new one? He's like, you want to pay this bill?

It's on you now. And I'm like, oh, how much is it? They told me. I was like, oh, I'm good. I'm good. I promised that I'll never get to do you again. Lesson learned. I'm going back.

Yeah. And I'll pay attention. But you guys were good too in college? We were good. Yep. We went, it was just a D3, but it wasn't huge back then. I don't know what that means. So there's like D1, which is like North Carolina Duke.

And then there's like a D2. And then there's like a D2. there's like D3. Okay. So I just went D3. I'm glad I did because I think I was able to have a little bit of a life. And have fun doing that, yes.

So sport and not have it feel like so much pressure. Yes. Yeah. Or traveling. Like we travel, but maybe a couple hours where I feel like D1s are traveling everywhere and they're barely can have a life. So I still partied.

Party. And we still party? And we still party? Kind of. Everyone try to. I can't keep up like we used to. All right. So how did you get to like,

meeting Clint from college because you met him pretty young, right? No. You didn't? How'd you meet Clint? We met through mutual friends down here. Did you take you on like a first date? Was it a blind date? No, we didn't date for a long time. Okay. And it was kind of funny because for a while he would date other people but we would just be friends.

Like I was out of relationship, he was out of relationship and I just didn't, I didn't want anything. I was like, ooh-o-o-o. And so, he'd go on dates. It was the best thing. We went on a blind date together, but he was going on the date. Does that make sense? So, like, he was like, hey, man, will you just come be my wing, man?

Like, come on. Really? Sward of God. And I'll remember it was up in Winston. And I was like, well, that's weird. He said, just please come. I don't know what it's going to be like. And I was like, okay.

I can't believe you said yes to that. So you were like, you actually were his, like, buddy. Yes, yes. And like, he was in Daytona. He called me and be like, oh, man, I met this girl. blah blah blah blah. I'm like, cool. Like, all right. I'll see you next week. And y'all had been on dates before?

None. You were just friends. So you show up for like the blind date women situation. Did he leave the blind date? He ended up we ended up hanging out at dinner, had dinner. I was like, this is so awkward. And yeah, we ended up going home. And I called me later. I'm like, what is you? What about the other chick?

And she's like, he's like, well, we went and watched the movie at my house. I'm like, why don't call me? Like, have fun. go like I'm what are you doing he liked you all along maybe he just didn't know how to handle it maybe and I wasn't ready and I mean it was it was yeah I wasn't ready when did you guys finally start dating how long did this this cat and mouse situation go for a while and that's why I don't think anyone ever knew that like we never really were dating dating um I remember I think we first started dating and he started the Cheerios because I remember we just started like hmm like I'm like okay

was this going to work? And he switched from Jack Daniels to Cheerios General Mills. Okay. That's quite a shit. I was like, yes, this might work. I was like, thank God. And I remember he was like, dude, what am I going to do now? Like, I was at the bar. Yeah. But Jack Daniels, and now I'm going to be in Walmart selling Cheerios. And I'm like, now you're safe commodity for me. Yes. I'm like, this might work. Like, this is perfect. And I was like, okay, maybe this is going to be great. Yeah. So it kind of changed. And I think that's when we started like hanging out. but it took a while. And so how long did you date before you actually got engaged and moved forward?

I remember seeing you guys, and I felt like you got married shortly after Dale and I were dating, right? What year did you get married? 2014. Yeah, I mean, we started dating in 9-8-8-9. Well, of course, like, I don't know if Dale's like this, but you're like, all right, we've been dating, like, let's go. Yeah, so I was not doing to Dale. I'm like, we got a lot of kinks to work out before we get to that situation. I'm old.

Like, I was like, damn, I had some kids. This is going to look like, we got to get going. I wish we had figured out a little sooner because of the kid thing. Same. Same. We may have had more, but. Same. Because he's eight years older than I am. And so, yeah, it took a while.

Yeah. But we needed the time, I think. Yeah. But they're wild man. They are wild men. They do, I mean, they still are. They still are. I felt like it was taming a wild stallion a little bit.

Like, it was like chipping away. Yeah. Like, we're going to fix this one little thing. And maybe this will unlock this little thing. You know what I mean? Like a trail of events. Did you feel like you had to do that with Clint? Yeah.

I mean, you feel like you probably still have to. Still do, to this day? And you're like, oh, my gosh. And you're like, do you think we'll ever calm down? Like, do you ever think? Because he's been gone since when do you leave Thursday, Friday? And he texts me, he's like, hey, let's go do something fun with the kids this weekend. I'm like, dude, like, you've been gone.

Come home. That's just like, just chill. Like, I just want, and I think we're like that. I was like, I just kind of like to stay home. I do too. Dale likes to have something to look forward to. So if there's nothing on the calendar, he will fill it with something. Yep.

Even if it's something unnecessary. I'm like, can you just quit that? Please, you're making me anxious. Like, I don't feel like I can look at the calendar and there's no hole where I can get out of here. Or the family, we can go camping together. You know what I mean? We don't have that space because he's always filling it with a deer hunt, a guy's trip, a race or whatever. And so, yeah.

There's two days at home. He's like, so what are we going to do this weekend? And I'm like, I don't know nothing. Like, I would love just to sit home. Yeah. No, uh-uh, man, we got to find something. I just don't want to have to plant it. Right.

So if we're going to do something if it's from the home base, maybe you can plan it. Yeah. Yeah, that would be fun. They don't. They don't. Unless it's a hunt. Unless it's a hunt. Oh.

Well, I don't really like killing things. I've never really gone and shot anything. He took me once. Like absolutely have never shot an animal ever. He took, well, there's two, like, he took me once, and it was like Kansas in December. So it's like zero degrees. I didn't have enough shit. And we went up in this tree and this deer stand like this big.

Oh, God. And this was like 5 a.m. I'm not a morning person. I don't like it. I need coffee. Leave me alone. And I'm like, this is what you do? And he's like, shh.

I'm like, this sucks. And like, I was like, just wait, there's deer. And I think the only thing we saw was like a squirrel. Yeah. And I was like, I'm out. I'm done. Yeah. And so we went back to a cabin and he's like, I want to go look for this big deer.

I'm like, cool, let's go. So we like walked and he's like, there it is. I'm like, there's what? He's like, shut out of a cabin. And I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. And so we crawl down in there. And I was like, oh, I see it. I see it.

I'm going to walk a little bit farther. He's like, and so I walk a little bit farther. I can see you too, like cartoon. Oh, my God. I walk a little bit farther. He said, be quiet. I'm like, okay, okay. And so I walk a little bit farther.

And I try and get out my phone and something falls. And this deer comes up and just starts running. I look back. He's white. And he's like, never again. I'm like, cool. I'm good, I'm done, I don't want to hunt. You do exactly what to do to do to not get your invitation.

So I will never go hunt again. Dale keeps trying to get me to go and sit in any stand you want. You don't have to shoot anything. But he just wants me to go and sit and be in this box with him. I'm like, you know, there's plenty of things I would love to go sit and do with you, even if we don't talk to each other if we're supposed to be quiet. But that's just not one of them. No.

Especially if I'm going to be cold. No. I was out. So I've never gone again. Well, that's fun. Never. I love that for you. I love that you don't have to worry about getting invited.

back. No, I will not be in my back. I won't forget that. Hey, this is Dale Jr. And for the latest, bless your heart gear, go to shop.dirtymomedia.com. We've got plenty of options for everybody and adding new stuff every day. Go to shop.dardomedia.com. All right. So I want to talk about your babies. My babies. Little Presley is, she seems like your mini and cash seems like his mini.

I'm sure personality-wise there might be. She's my mini, definitely. but she is like very prissy, very pink. Yeah, she seems very girly girl. In a dancer. Yeah, I love that. And I am a dance mom now. Yeah.

And I have no idea what I'm doing. Honestly, just be yourself and don't get involved in any of those like little groups. Being a dance, like if they're doing competitions and stuff like that, it's a lot. It is a lot. And like people get nuts. Yeah. And you go to these competitions. She comes out.

She dances. I'm like, yeah, great job. And the mom's like, well, her toe thing was off. And I'm like, okay. You're like, whatever. About your child? No, no, no, no. Like, they just pinpoint like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, I thought it looked great. Like, this is great. Good. Let's go. And then it comes time for, like, they all come out and they give out the awards. And they're like, high gold, platinum, platinum plus. And I'm like, what are you talking about?

Yeah. I was like, I have no idea. I was like, is it good? Is it bad? Like, I don't. Does everybody get a ribbon? Like are we, what's going on? Do they do that so that everybody gets something?

And then Presley this year, they, um, her jazz dance was winning everything. And then one dance, they got second. And this girl comes out like, fuming, pissed crying. She's like, we didn't win. And I'm like, well, well, well, better do better let next time. Your toe just was not straight. So your fault, try good next time. Oh my gosh.

I'm like, I mean, it's good for him to have a little defeat under their belt. But she gets pissed if they don't win. Yeah, that's... It's funny. I mean, you and Claire are both competitive people. Very competitive. But I love that she's a girly girl. I grew up like that, like in dance competitions.

But I really don't want to have to do that with my kids. I mean, I want them to do dance, but the competition stuff is next level. It's intense. It's a lot to commit to. It is. And you're traveling around doing that. It is. Yeah.

But how can you say no to them when your sons do it? You know what I mean? I know. I know. I know. So Cash is racing? He's not. He's not.

He is switched gears. Okay. Which I can say we told him, we kind of wanted him to try everything. Yeah. Before you commit to anything. So he was racing for a little bit and then soccer happened. Okay. And he loved soccer.

And that's travel soccer. So that's like three days a week. And then on the weekends, I'm like, we can't do this all, buddy. And he's like, all right, well, I want to try soccer. And so he does soccer. He does lacrosse. He does basketball. So he's doing all that sports now.

Yes. And now he's lifting weights. And it's, oh, my God. Was he like, 10? Yeah. So he's like after school two days a week. Pump and iron? Pump and iron.

Does Clint Lift weights? Sometimes he comes to the gym with me. Okay, so you're helping coach Cash? I'm not. I was like, you can have a trainer because you won't listen to me. Okay. And so him and his buddy Wells is going after school. And Tuesday, he comes home and he takes off his shirt.

He's like, Mom, I got abs. And I was like, oh, yeah. Yeah. It's just some. I'm like, oh, God. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, I can feel them. That means I have him.

I'm like, dude, I've been feeling my muscles and I still don't have him. No, I was like, yeah, bud, yep, you can keep out of it. You got those abs. He's like, I feel him. So now his new thing is lifting. So him and his buddy wells lifts two days after school. And so from here, like, where is he in school? Like he's 10, he's fourth grade?

Fifth grade. What's kind of cool at our school, so he's considered middle school. Okay. So it's like a fifth grade academy. So that's a whole different world. Wow. So he's going to, like, get to play the next level of sports next year soon. So he'll be, like, stronger than all the other kids because he's got it all going on.

I love that. The kids these days are so much more grown up than we were. They're like into things that we didn't even know about. Yeah. Oh, like the clothes nowadays? Yeah. Like, he's like, mom. I've got to have.

And the boys are super into fashion and clothes and hairstyles and all that. Yeah, but I think it's ugly. Like he's like, the new balance dad shoes. He's like, God, have these for school. And I'm like, oh. I tried to talk to Dylan to get in those. because his feet hurt really bad. He's like, Amy, that is where I draw the line.

I'm like, but they're popular again. He's like, absolutely not. I'm too old to wear that for it to be cool. My 10-year-old has them. Oh, my gosh. But they are comfortable. Yeah. I was like, we were the same size now.

So he also wears like my. Does he get into your shoes? Yeah. My Birkenstock, my clogs. Oh, yeah. But he wears him with socks. Yeah. I'm like, that's so ugly.

But he also has a perm. So what do I know? That's the other thing the boys are doing that does, I don't understand is the perm. It's like this perm in your face. They look like doodles. Uh-huh. That's exactly what he looks like. Yeah.

He looks like a doodle. How often do you have to get that redone? So this summer. Well, last year it started. Remember when they were doing like this flip-up thing? Yes. Like the cap. And so I had to like blow dry it. I don't have time for this in the morning.

Like round brush his hair in the morning? Yeah. Yeah. And then like straighten it. And by the end of the day, I was like in his face. And so the summer he was like, mom, I want a perm. I'm like, what? Okay.

And so I was like, gosh. Where am I going to get him a perm? perm. So I called my friend Morgan and I was like, you know hairdressers. I was like, who can do a perm? She's like, well, my mom did them but like 20 years ago. I was like, let's try it. And so we went to her house and her mom was sitting there doing cashless perm and doing all these rollers and stuff like that, that smell. Oh, yeah. I was like PTSD from being a kid. Yes. Yeah. It's like just, it's like just this most distinctive smell. It's disgusting. Ammonia. Now he has a special curl. shampoo and like this cream he has to put in it and he's like mom so it's not frizzy do my curls look okay and i'm like oh god that's so cute it is cute well presley seems like she's really under fashion though and you are you always are so does she dress herself or like you like helping

her she dresses herself 100% she does because she always seems like she's like styled even if she's listening to t-shirt and shorts like something she feels styled like i have to help my kids tremendously because you'll go through the stages you will yeah yeah And there's those stages you hate and you're like, oh, why are you wearing that? Yeah. Well, Nicole likes to dress herself, but she's for her, so I don't care what she puts on as long as she's got her clothes on. Right. I love it. She went through the phase of like, she's not wearing any clothes.

And I had to worry, like, I even told her preschool teacher, like, sometimes she'll come out of the bathroom. She doesn't have any clothes on and she doesn't think anything of it. Yeah. So sorry if that happens. Yeah, exactly. She likes to be Nucky Becky. Mm-hmm. So, at least she's dressing herself.

She's very, she's into the Lulu. There is a shirt. Like, it's a women. is zero and it's like and it fits big i swear it's this i'm like there's no adult that this fits like period this should not be an adult size but presley fits into it so i mean she basically they just knew what they were doing we're going to size it down so that all the little teen the girls for 68 dollars i'm like okay but like that's what she wears and she wears it on repeat really yep and her little shorts that's so cute but she's she's pretty stylish she's into makeup she could probably do makeup better than i could

yeah so is very into makeup and i think it's because of taylor swift probably because she can do a red lip without smudging it's like perfectly in her lines and and she comes down some mornings before we're supposed to go anywhere and she's got a full face and makeup on of course because i bought it for to play in and she thinks that that means that she can wear it whenever she wants and i'm pretty impressed but also like quit it i know we got to go out in public i know it's like a catch-22 you're like all right well you're going to have to learn to just to let it go tape it down yeah i know um speaking of taylor swift are you are you of Swifty. Are you all as big of Swifties as we are? Yes. So I live, especially into her.

And they're getting married. And that's so exciting. I love it. I love it. I wanted to be broadcast like the freaking Royal Wedding was. I think it would be great. What do you think that's going to happen? Have you ever met them? So I have met Travis. During COVID, they used to come to the lake of the Ozarks. Because that was like the only place open in the world, right? So the chief players used to come down and get a boat and come out on the Lake of the Ozarks. So I've met Travis before, but I've never met Taylor. And Presley's like, Mom, we've got to pull this off. I'm like, there's no way.

I took her to a concert. Yeah. I was like, girl, that's about all I can. Yeah, I took I to a concert also. But in Indy this last year and she fell asleep halfway through. She did. She did. Like I was, I didn't know either.

I was like, gosh, this is a lot. And she stayed away for the whole entire thing. Well, Ila think was, how old was Presley when you took her? Because she was probably about the same age. Yeah, so she was six. Yeah, Ila was six. She fell asleep. She couldn't handle it.

I even gave her a Coke, which I never give her caffeine. It did not work. It was a good show. I mean, I was very impressed. So are you a Chiefs fan? Because you grew up in New York. Yeah, I'm a Bill's fan. You're a Bill's fan.

I'm a Bill's fan. I feel like Bill's fans are die-hards. Like, we can't be wavered. But then when the Super Bowl comes, I'm like, oh, if the Chiefs make it, I'll go to the Super Bowl. If the Bill's make it, he's not taking me to the Super Bowl. So I switched back and forth until they play and then we don't speak to each other. Oh, that's got to be fun. It is fun.

Because I'm not like a diehard of anything. I like Washington. No. I like Washington. I'm on the team. I'm rooting for them now. But I didn't grow up with like a team in the house that everybody chaired for. So like it wasn't a big deal.

I would love to have a rivalry. Yeah, that's great. And so like that's really deal is always cheering for North Carolina. So I'm like, you can't do that. Because if I'm going to cheer for the commanders, you're going to be a wildcat fan. He's like, I can't do it. I'm like, why do these boys just like not jump on. They will not.

They are so hard-headed. They will not. So he's like diehard chiefs all the way. So if the bills win, which they usually do at least once a year, he's like pissed at me. I'm like, I didn't do anything. But I'm like, all right, whatever. Don't talk to me for a day. Gosh.

Yes, please go away for a day. Oh, gosh. But we beat them in Chief Stadium when we were there before and he was like. Oh, so you got to see that in person? That's going to be fun. Do you wear, like, you're wearing Bill's clothes and he goes. I did wear the, well, he was, he's like, you cannot like, come on, Laura. So I had a Bill's T-shirt on, but I had Chief stuff over the top.

Wait, that's not fair because you were invited by the Chiefs to go. Yeah. Oh, that is hard. Yeah. But I see, I mean, how can you not like the Chiefs? I mean, I like the Chiefs. You love Kelsey. I mean, it's, they're fun to watch.

They are fun to watch. Yeah. You want to play a game? Play a game? Yeah, we have like a fun little game that we usually play every week. This one's called He's a 10, but, have you heard of this trend? No. This is, every sentence I'll read, we'll start with, he's a 10.

And then there'll be like a flaw a guy does. And you guys have to rate what he is now. So he starts at 10. He's the hottest dude ever. But then he has this flaw. So now what is he? Okay. First one.

He's a 10, but he calls every waitress sweetheart. Eight? Yeah. That doesn't bother me too much. No, we grew up in the South. So that's kind of a term of endearment. Dale calls a lot of people honey. Honey.

Like even at the drive-thru, like he said, thanks, honey. And I don't think anything of it. I don't either. I mean, on Long Island, I feel like sweetheart could be like very derogical. sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. I don't mind that. No, I don't mind it. All right. Next one. He's a 10, but he leaves crumbs everywhere after he eats. Like Dale? Yeah. Does, just Clint do that? Or leaves his plate. Oh, yeah, just leaves his everything. Just leave his plate and just locks off. Yeah. So, the deal or his coat or anything that has a screw top off for the dog's tail or any of the kids to knock over.

So we've constantly got a mess. Okay, I'm going to say he's a five. Yeah, I would do a five or six. That's a big one. Wow. He's a 10, but he's always late to. everything. Again, that's my husband. Really? This is not good. Clint, your number is going, yeah, man.

Dale is not usually late. He used to be. He used to be chronically late. I think that's a NASCAR driver thing. They always have somebody telling him where and when to go. I know. Or they just like to drive fast so they want to be late, so they just have to haul ass. I don't know.

I would say that's annoying in your five. Yeah, I don't like that. I'm always 15 minutes early. Try to be. Yeah, so that's like a four. Oh, your one on a four. Yeah, I don't like it. Next one, he's a 10, but he's a loud breather when he sleeps.

Well, you would get your own bedroom? Kick him out. Kick him out. He's a loud breather when he sleeps. Like, are we snoring? Not quite a snore, but he's like breathing in your face. Like panting? Yeah, like almost, yeah.

Gross. Yeah. I don't like that at all, too. Two. I can't sleep because you're panting on me, off. Yeah. Or not. No.

I'm out. My biggest pet peeve is when a girl is like breathing into my neck. Yeah. I hate that. So don't, you can't have a girl like doing the cheat and spoon with you. No, I got to adjust myself where like it's just blowing off my shoulder or something like that. Yeah, she's not a keeper. No.

Not at all. It's supposed to fit naturally, not like that. You're right. True. Next one, he's a 10, but he sets 10 alarms each morning and doesn't wake up for any of them. That's really rude. Yeah. That's me.

I mean, I like that he's trying. Oh, I say. He never wakes, never wakes up for any of them. You're waking him up, basically. Hmm. I think that's the two also. Like, it affects your sleep. Yeah, get up and go. Yeah.

So I do set my alarm and snooze it. Yeah. And I know that that wakes day all up. Oh. But it's not like, it's like a nice little sound. He wakes up to like a dangerous summer scream moan song. And that's his alarm. So if he has to wake up to set an alarm earlier than me, it's like at 5 a.m.

or something where he's got to travel. And that is freaking annoying. I agree. Because you're up. Because everybody's up. We're going to give it a three. Three? Okay.

Next one, he's a 10, but he forgets to put the toilet seat down. I'm out on this one. You're a one. I can't stand it. Same. Can't stand it. I have literally taken a sharpie to the underside of the seat that says put the toilet seat down.

Oh my God, I need to do that. Well, I've got two boys in the house. So it makes it even worse. You just get some decals so you don't ruin your toilet seat because it took a while to get that all. I need to get stickers. Yeah. That's exactly what I'm going to do.

I'm out on that. Who's worse Clint of Cash doing that? What's that? Who's worse Clint's or Cash at putting the seat down? Clint has gotten really bad lately. I don't know why. Cash, I mean, Cash would rather pee outside.

And I'm like, I'm good with it. They live in the country like we do. Yeah. He's got no neighbors. We've got this new puppy. And so like every morning it's cash and the puppy peeing outside in the morning. That's so cute. That's awesome.

That's crazy little tiny little puppy. Oh, that's awesome. So I'd rather have him pee outside. Next one, he's a 10, but he has a dirty clothes pile, which he says isn't dirty enough to wash yet. That's disgusting. It's like, you know, you wear these jeans yesterday and we'll wear him again. Do you do this, Alex?

No, all my stuff. I'm pretty neat, actually. You're tidy? Yeah. So this is what Dale does. He'll take his pants off and he doesn't wash him every time and he'll just drape him over the dining room chair because he takes him off downstairs before he comes up to get in the bed so he doesn't clank his belt buckle around and wake me up. So we'll come downstairs and we'll seize yesterday's clothes on the dining table.

Oh, my God, really? That's on. He's full of quirky, odd things. things like that. Like he brushes his teeth downstairs. He does all that downstairs. He refuses to come to bed early. He just refuses. And so he's like getting undressed. He leaves his crumbs and his grapes stems or whatever on the couch and then his clothes are over here. So yeah, he leaves a little trail of you can tell exactly what happened before he came upstairs. Really? That's funny. I mean, if you stink, it's a two. If it's not dirty, if it's like just a pair of pants,

I would say not that big of video. But I will say the amount of laundry we do, it's the lot. It's a lot. Yeah. So wear it again. I don't care. Wear it again. It's a good point. As long as I don't have to do the laundry, wear it again. If you're watching all week, I don't care. I don't give a shit. But if I have to wash it, that file is just fine. Yep. Agreed. All right, good. That's a positive one. All right. All right. Three more for you. All right. He's a 10, but he likes lighting things on fire a little too much. Oh, that's like a 12. I think it's, I don't mind that either. I don't mind that either. I don't mind that either. I don't mind that either. I don't mind that. I remember Travis saying something about fireworks, like, not being cool after the weekend of the holiday. I don't care about that either. Like, let's shoot him off. Yeah. Let's blow something up. Yeah, I'm with you. Let's have a big fire. Yeah. We used to have big bombfires, and I mean, we'd put everything in there. Really?

A Christmas tree burning party we used to have every year. Oh, that's fun. So everyone's growing their fast. Yes, and it is huge. It was awesome. Yeah, that sounds fun. So I like that. 12.

Can we go up? Yeah, as high as you want. I like that. All right, light and shot on fire is cool. Oh, the last one. He's a 10, but he'd rather be in a deer stand than go on a date. Well, Laura, what do we think of that? I don't know.

This is funny. It came up. Then go on a date. Listen, I understand wanting some alone time. I like being alone. And that's what Dela Quo is sitting in the deer stand to. But if you'd rather do that, then go on a date, you're probably a two. Yeah.

I mean, you don't really get that too many chances to go on dates when you're with kids. No. Do you struggling with that right now? Yeah, we don't really go on dates. We talk about it. We do. But we don't go. Actually, Clint's always like, we need to go on a date.

I'm tired. Yeah. Let's go on a day date. I know. We need to. Well, I don't know why he doesn't consider. that. I'm like, well, go to lunch. We went on the boat last week on a Wednesday.

Oh, that's nice. The generator broke was a whole thing, but it was, he fixed it, and it was fine. But, like, we decided to do a day date instead of, like, that makes more sense. Asking someone to come watch the kids, that was easier. I know. It's really hard to go on dates. So that's a tough one, because the older you get, the harder it is to go on a date. It is. I don't know. He'd rather be in a deer stand, though? That's not good. What if the date is in a deer stand? No. We tried it. Yeah. Doesn't work. You can't talk.

There's no snacks. You can't go potty. That's not a date. All right. Last one. He's a 10, but he says he's bad at planning, but he has organized and managed a fantasy football league for years. He's a liar. Yeah.

I would say he's a two. I mean, if you can do all that organization, you do what you want. Let's just say that. Yeah, for sure. So if you don't want to, if you don't do it. I would say too. Two? Yeah.

Two. All right. Well, that was he's a 10. Not a lot of positive ones. Light on fire. Light shit on fire is where it's at. And don't maybe do laundry. Seems like that's the consensus.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, who's going to like putting the 10 alarms on and never waking them up? Right. I know. In the sweetheart. We don't mind them calling the waitress. That's true.

I don't mind that. That's true. Hi, guys. We are in the Dirtyy Moe Media Studio. Sorry. My mouth is not working because of my cosmopolitan. We're in the Dirtyymo Media Studios this morning with Laura Boyer. and we've had a fun show.

I hope you check it out. If you haven't already, remember to hit our subscribe button and we are ready for all of your questions. What do you got? All right. Our first question is from Steve. He wants to know

what the figurine under the booby vase is under the table. The figurine under the booby vase was a gift. Should I get it out? You don't have to. You can if you'd like.

Oh. It's, I don't even know really what it is. Is it a tea kettle? I think it's part of a tea kettle. It's like a tea steeping situation, but it's the lower half of a male and his thing releases the tea into the cup. Yeah, it's like almost like a running fountain, I guess, if you could put water in it. It's a fountain cup.

Yeah. So I think it's for hot tea. Yeah. I'm not really sure, but we've left it there just in case anyone wanted to check it out. Yeah, it matches our decor. It does. We have some boobs, so we felt like we needed a little penis cup. I guess so.

It was a gift. It was a gift. That's all we could say. All right. Next question, Charlie, she wants to know, what's your best hangover cure? She's struggling as she gets older

to cure the hangover. Did you have any good ones? Drink more. Again, you're not hung over until you quit. I like Cheers pills. I'm like an avid Cheers Pills fan. They work better if you take them before you go to sleep, but you can't take them in the morning also.

A regular old Coca-Cola. they call that a red ambulance. A diet Coke from McDonald's. Yours is a diet Coke from McDonald's. Yes. The soda. That's my go-to. Go to McDonald's to get an ice cold Coke.

Yep. Really? Yeah. What is it about McDonald's soda? I don't know. Is it extra carbonated? I don't know. Good fountain drink.

I don't know. Whatever that brand is. It's good. Whatever's in there. Yeah. The ice cream machine never works, but that thing is. That thing's on point. It's pumping.

Yep. Next question is from Jeff. This is interesting. Do you guys have any. desire to go to space? No. No? No? The last place I'm going to get lost is space. Plus, it's expensive. I'm out.

Rather to go shopping. Me too. Go on a girl's trip. A few. What do you think about like the Katie Perry's that went to space? Good for her. Good for the group. Okay. But like their reactions afterwards were kind of silly. I don't know. If that's how she genuinely felt, no, I don't want to go. I don't want to be scared for my life. No. Do you think it was real?

It's a cool concept and it's really neat that you can do that. But I am absolutely feet on the ground. Do you think they actually went to space? Oh, I don't know. Conspiracy theory. I don't know. I don't know. That landing was a little sketchy.

That door opened a little too easy. Oh, you don't think it happened? That's just my theory. I'll throw it out there. Oh. I'll have to go on Twitter for this. I mean, how would we ever really know? They could have AIed the whole thing.

They could have. It was Jeff Bezos. So, I mean, it could have been AI. Yeah. I don't know. That's a good point. Interesting. That's a thought thinker for everybody in the chat.

Oh, Tony's got to go one in the chat. He wants to know, can a husband have a female best friend? No. No. Not unless it's his sister. Okay.

And that's allowed. But, you know, you should still be closer to your husband than his sister is. Okay. As a friend, right? Yeah. But, like, if your husband's close to his sister,

that's totally fine. But no. No man is ever able to do that long term. And most women aren't either. Like, at some point, there's, like, a frisky moment that happens. Right. I feel like if you're truly friends.

at some point you get it and you just kind of phase out a little bit. That kind of happens. You get the moment. You get like there with this guy or girl and you're kind of like, all right, it's like my time's over. I passed him on to you. Like this is, you know, I'm fading in the background. Yeah. If you respect them. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. Interesting. Good question, Tony. Next one's from Bill. What is your Mount Rushmore of appetizers? Of appetizers? Appetizers. Apatizers? A martini. Mastroso martini Ospresso martini

I don't really order appetizers much Unless the kids are with us And like we get chips and salsa That's pretty much it's a good one though I would say that's on Mount Rushmore of appetizers Probably It's like it's a catch 22 though Because you eat so much of it and then you're not hungry

But it's a good meal too Yeah Laura what do you think Do you have anything? Buffalo chicken dip If that's on the menu Yeah Buffalo anything I agree

Yes Yeah like loaded nachos too Oh yeah that's a good one Buffalo shrimp We love some buffalo shrimp. Buffalo shrimp would be good. All right. Jessica is our next question.

This is a good one. Apparently there's a new dating app in her city for dog lovers. So you can post their dog and that's how you match with each other, I guess. So she's wondering what kind of dogs would you think would be a red flag for a guy to own? Ooh, I don't think that any of them. Do you think a dog, like any type of a breed is a red flag? Kind of. What is like if there's like a big?

old guy with like a little tiny like Shih Tzu or something. What if you rescued it? If they just don't, you kind of end up looking like your dog. So like that would be odd. Yeah. They do say like you picked something that like matches you. Like I feel like a man should have a masculine dog.

You know what I mean? Like I just, no. If they show up and I don't know, I struggle with that one. You're like what happened here and why did you end up with that tiny dog? Why do you have this little tiny like, I don't know what's another little tiny like a chitzu? A Pomeranian or Chihu. Pomeranian. Yeah. And they're like, hey, babe. You're like, shouldn't you have like a lab?

Is it your grandmother's dog? Yes, it better be. Or his... He's using his grandmother's dog to get dates. That has happened way more than not. There's people doing that. Yeah. For sure.

You guys don't have small little tiny, girly dogs, do you? No, I have a lab. See? See? A lab. Or like a German Shepherd or something like... Yeah. Exactly. I know a guy who's like, he was a big buff dude, like 6'4 built nice. He had that little terrier.

just like on his, on his, uh, and he was showing it around to girls in bars. And I thought it was a real cheap way to do that, but I was like, that's not going to work. Like, who wants to be a little yapper? She loves a dog, but she's not going to go home with him. She's going to hold your dog for you while you're at the bar, but she's not going to go home with you. No, exactly. A golden retriever that just comes up and, like, lays on his back. That's how, that's what you want.

Like, who's the guy on TikTok that's got that, like he travels with. It's like a sheep dog. Have you ever seen that? No. He, like, puts it in his backpack and, like, travels with his big old sheep dog. He hikes with him on his back. That's cool. Yeah, that is cool.

That is cool. Yeah. What about if he owns, like, a cat or something? Dale had cats. He also had dogs, but yeah, he's like an animal lover in general. They were big cats, like huge. A Mancun and a manx. Like, they were giant cats.

Oh, those are kind of cool cats. Yeah, they were neat. What would be the coolest animal that you go over, like, and he's got? Honestly, a dog. Really? A dog would be it? If a guy's got, like, lizards and snakes and stuff like that, I'm out. You know what Clint wants?

A kangaroo. Oh, that's cool. I'm like, because we need it. But I think that's kind of cool. And what if it kicks you? Well, you're done for. Yeah, I keep by kangaroos. But wouldn't that be cool?

It'll be like, hey, here's my kangaroo. I mean, it's kind of cool, right? Clint wants ever. I know. Can you have kangaroos in North Carolina? I don't know. I don't know. That's a great question.

We do not have any kangaroos, but he's like, let's get some kangaroos. If anybody around has a kangaroo, Clint Boyer really wants one. I don't even know. Watch out, Laura. They're going to show up. We're going to show up with like three kangaroos. Yeah.

Yeah. They're going to be fighting in the backyard. So that would be kind of cool if you like went on a first day and he's like, you want to meet my kangaroos? Yeah. Right? Like, Yeah.

Kind of. Kind of. Awesome. So excited. Alex also wants a kangaroo. You do? A kangaroo now too. Yeah.

I did one of those drive-through savories one time and a zebra came up to the door. And that was the coolest thing ever. I mean, maybe because I had food and they weren't too violent. But I'm like, imagine you just like, you want to see my zebra? And this thing is just walking around your backyard. Zebras are less scary, I feel like. Aren't they dangerous, though?

I've heard they're dangerous. Really? They're really dangerous. I feel like a kangaroo would be more scary than a zebra, but I don't really know what I'm talking about. I just just my assumption. Yeah, kangaroos and dogs, I don't think, mix. Like, they try to fight each other. Right.

And they're strong kangaroos. But I feel like you can just punch them and they'll let go. That's what I've seen. Would you really need to get in a fist fight with your pet? That's what we're doing? They stand up. They'll box with you a little bit. Yes.

That would be so weird. Oh, no. Like looking at you eye level, like, Put them up. I'd be honest, if I had a kangaroo, I'd try to box it every day. Maybe we'll get you a kangaroo. I feel like you really need one. That's my new favorite animal.

All right. My last question is from David. In your opinion, falls coming up. So when is the best time to start indulging in all these pumpkin spice drinks? I know people get carried away with this. I like the smells. I don't like the taste. So like I'm pumpkin spice candles all over the house.

And I don't even light them. I just put them out. But I don't really want to drink it. Yeah. I don't know. I don't mind the vibe because I really love fall. So I don't care, but I'm not getting in line to fight you at the Starbucks for a pumpkin spice latte. I don't know. They're pretty good. So she's going to be in line and I'll be in line. I'm going to be buying candles. Yeah. I like the candles too. But then like you get over it, right? So like you're like, I want pumpkin spice for just two weeks. Two months. Yeah. Months. I really like it. And then you switch to like peppermint and you're like, oh, I got this. And then you go back to normal. Yeah. So you go back to like the volcano candle that I ever. already has in their house basically. Yeah. Pepperment, I like peppermint time. That's the best switchover. Yeah. Because it lasts to like March we get the shamrock shakes from McDonald's

too. Y'all are like drink people. I don't go through the drive-thru to get like a soda at the McDonald's or a Starbucks. I don't do any of that. Have you tried the new, what is the new soda place in Charlotte? Everyone's talking about. I know what you're talking about. With the bubble teas or what? No, it's like the, it's from Utah or something? Utah. Yeah.

It's like special sodas. Yeah. People are waiting in life for like hour. That's like a Charlotte thing. That's insanity. I would. would not do that for a soda. No one's fighting me over a martini, so I'm going to stick with my dream. You can't go wrong with those. What about other fall activities? Do you guys have favorites? Yes, I love taking my kids to the pumpkin patch and doing all those like the mazes and all that stuff. Bonfires sitting around outside, campfires. Fall is the best at our house. It is.

The kids, we ride. Clint has like all these trails through our house. And so we'll, all the kids will get on four-wheelers and motorcycles and we'll go ride. And he's got like little different stops. Really? And so they'll be like a bar. There's. There's like out by there's like a little river. And then Cash has his own cabin like at a fishing pond. That's so cute. It is fun. We need to come do that with y'all.

Okay. I'm inviting myself. That's my. Even Presley, she's got like this pink little motorcycle. She does? Yes. Our kids do not get on motorized anything.

Was it pink? They had these unicorns that had a hard of them and they are fast. And Dale was like terrified they're going to kill themselves on these things. So he hid them in the other garage. He wanted to get rid of them. I was like, you can't do that. Like give them. some time to like get used to this and like learn he's like uh-uh look at me and he took off and like

spun circles i was like they don't drive them like that yeah no but presley well it was going to be cash's little 50 and it was a hammy down and we're like press like she's like i'm not writing this and because like well what if we like so he got all these decals and he made it pink and she got like a pink helmet and like this whole outfit and she's got a vibe so she's doing so now she's got a vibe and she's out on that motorcycle almost every day with cash i love that but it's got to be pink I don't care about that. I don't think Dale would care about the pink part either. He's just terrified they're going to fall off.

They do. They do. And they bounce back off and get on again. That's good. But that's fall is a lot of fun at the farm. That is fun. Fall is the best season. Fall is the best.

Yeah, for sure. I think that's a good place to stop asking me for today. Thank you guys for your questions. We hope you listen to the show. Thank you for being on, Laura. Thank you. Appreciate it. And we will see you next week.

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