The Dale Jr. Download - Dale Playing Cowboy Had Amy Turned On

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

Snowmageddon hit North Carolina hard last weekend, and Amy is ready for the snow to go away, while Dale is enjoying everything being closed. Meanwhile, their dog Gus isn’t quite sure how to navigate walking on ice. Thanks to their “Drink of the Week”, Dale learned what “Galentines Day” is.Dale and Amy’s donkeys got loose during the storm, and Dale had to play cowboy to corral them, which had Amy turned on. As if they didn’t have enough drama around animals, Amy wrecked her car trying to catch a cat.Plus, apparently, Dale treats Chat GPT like it’s his friend and asks some odd things.And in #AskAmy, they discuss the outfits worn at the Grammys, Dale at the MTV awards and Jessica Simpson’s dream about Dale. And for more content, check out our YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/@BlessYourHardtReal fans wear Dirty Mo. Hit the link and join the crew.👇https://shop.dirtymomedia.com/FanDuel: Must be 21+ and present in select states (for Kansas, in affiliation with Kansas Star Casino) or 18+ and present in D.C. First online real money wager only. $5 first deposit required. Bonus issued as nonwithdrawable bonus bets which expire 7 days after receipt. Restrictions apply. See terms at sportsbook.fanduel.com. Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit FanDuel.com/RG. Call 1-888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org/chat in Connecticut, or visit mdgamblinghelp.org in Maryland. Hope is here. Visit GamblingHelpLineMA.org or call [phone] for 24/7 support in Massachusetts or call 1-877-8HOPE-NY or text HOPENY in New York. Check out Dirty Mo Media on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DirtyMoMedia  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hi, guys, Dale Jr. and I are back in the Dirtymoe Media Studio for another round of Bless Your Heart. We have a great show for you today. We're going to talk about Snowmageddon, chasing cats, and all kinds of fun stuff. Let's get started. The following is a production of Dirtymo Media. Oh, yeah, this is what it's going to be, girl. We're going to hang out. Open a bunch of jars. You've got big strong hands. Are you suffering from High Crash? I'm working.

Working that mouth. Let's talk about the snow for a second and the amount of time these kids are out of school. I noticed that it's been very... It's been stressful. It's been stressful for you. It's almost giving me like COVID vibes in the house. You know, like we're on lockdown. Can't go anywhere.

I love it. I know you love it. You got your chef, your toys and your hobbies and all the things and you don't have anybody bothering you. It's like your favorite thing. But I need people. Like I need energy from other people and being stuck in the house. with, you know, everybody needing things for me is just, oh, it's a lot. I'm not the only one that feels that way.

Some of the other moms that have literally their kids have not gone back to school yet are about to lose it, like truly lose their minds. Really? Yes, because doing the school and all the things virtually, when you don't know how to do Common Core math or like all the things that the kids have to do, it's a lot. It's a lot on your mind. You don't even know what I'm talking about, do you? I don't. I mean, I'm sorry.

I don't. I'm thinking, man, the kids are home. We get the hug on them all day. Yeah. I mean, that part is good. And I like the snuggles. Yeah. And not having a pack lunches.

And I know they're going to go. Like there are a couple little things that are great. I know they're going to go back. And I know that, you know, things are going to go back to normal. And it is never going to snow like this again, ever. I mean, you know, most likely. This is the most snow that I remember ever getting in the, you know, 40 years. I can really recall.

Yeah. I mean, you know, we would have, you know, we would have two or three snows in the winter that were two to three, maybe four inches at the most back in the 80s. And then it kind of trailed off to maybe one snow a year or a little, you know, a little dusting. That was crazy. It wasn't expected to have the weather. It was awesome. It was very magical.

And the girls playing in it was a lot of fun. getting them dressed. I didn't even mind that part. Just taking the clothes on and off, getting the boots, like we got the order down. I think the way you feel is how I feel about the dog.

What? Gus has been, Gus has been next level annoying. Because he, so, and I'm sorry, this is bothering some of you animal dog lovers.

I've got a dog. I'm a dog lover, but I don't love the way he's been acting. He too. feels trapped. He's like, I want to go outside. I want to drink out of the fountain. That's not frozen over.

That's his, he thinks that's his water bowl, truly. So he goes outside and he's like, this is the experience with Gus. All right. So usually Gus is happy, calm, laying around,

napping all day. And he gets excited when he wants to go outside and he hops around the floor. And that's, that's the cue. I want to go out. And he's thrilled. You know,

go over the door, open it up, goes outside. he's going to come back to the door in about 10 or 15 minutes and he'll bark. He might lay down on a porch for a while and chill and look out. And then he'll start barking. You'll just hear him. Burp, burp.

And that's come get me, let me back in. No problem. He's going to want to go do this again, maybe an hour or two later. And that's sort of a pattern and that's what we've done for a long time. But during the snow, so we got the ice first, right? We had that ice storm. Gus is getting old and he's got arthritis in his hips. and he's got a bunch of fatty gross and all this stuff.

And he's just, he has a harder time. He jumps up on the couch. It's not as easy it used to be. Sometimes he misses. Sometimes he's straight. When he lays around for a while and he gets up, it's a while for he can get moving. So he kind of, you know, if he lays down, like all of us at our age,

if he lays down when you get up, you're sore, you know, from sitting in the same spot for five minutes. And so, but, but. But so we get the ice storm. He goes outside and his feet busts through the ice. He gets 15 yards from the house and his feet busts through the ice. And he's like, I'm stuck. Yeah.

Hey. He goes catatonic and just starts barking and won't move. Yeah, he won't move. He's 15 feet from the door and his feet have just fell through the two inches of ice. And he's like, come get me. I'm stuck. And that's literally it. And so.

Dale's like, I think something's wrong with the dog because he's walking around out there. Like, he's basically sliding. But he's hunched over like he won't stand up straight all the way. He walks so funny on the ice. I think that's his arthritis or maybe he's, I think he's going to the bathroom and he's not. I don't know. What did he get into? What did you feed him?

We're like going through the mountain of things other than it's just ice. If we don't take him out before bed time, he gets us up at four, two, one, three in the morning. He gets us up and Amy might take him down some, but most of the same. time I'm taking him down. And I go down there, let him out. I'm in my damn underwear. You know, and I let him out. We didn't need that.

Huh? I'm sorry? We didn't need that. It's hard to catch what you're saying. I'm just letting you know that I'm not ready to walk outside. He's not prepared for what it was about to ensue. He goes out in the yard, falls through the ice, and he's like, all right, come get me. And I'm like, all right.

So I go put on pants, put on a jacket, go outside. and I go to him, and as soon as I go to him, he starts growling at me. Like, I'm out helping you? You don't want help? What's the damn deal? You're going to growl at me?

I'm out here, I'm out here 15 degrees outside. I'm here to carry your ass, your 80-pound ass inside, and you're growling. And so, and I'll take him back inside. So that's what happens in the middle of the night. What happens during the day is he wants to go outside, you take him outside, he stands on the porch, he goes,

it's cold, let me back in. So he starts barking at the door, you let him back in, five minutes goes by, and he is completely forgotten about that, and he wants to go back outside. He's restless as hell. And he goes back outside, and he's like, holy shit, it's cold out here. Let me back in. And he wants back in, and then five minutes later, he's forgotten about that.

And it's like this constant, like, he's like, let me out, let me out. And you're like, we just let you out. Like, what are you doing? You're going out there? You're using the bathroom at all? I think he wants you to come out with him. So he's like when it's warmer, he and I go out for a walk. Well, we haven't been doing that.

And so he's like getting all excited because he wants you to come outside with him. When you close the door and he's like, gosh, damn, I don't want to be out here by myself. I don't entertain that idea. No, because you've never been the one to walk in. Ever going to be. I'm taking the dog for a walk. I didn't, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, we live on a farm. My dog takes his own ass for a walk.

I don't live in the city. I'm not walking my dog down the road to get his leg stretched out. If his ass needs to go outside, he can take his own ass for a walk. We got 300 acres. Be my guest. Wear yourself out. But this is like, oh, we got to take him for a lap so his anxiety calms down. That's, I like, I have a hard time with that.

You are that. I am that. You are just like that. I don't need you to take me for a walk around the property. No, but you need me to lay on the couch with you so you can recharge as you say? What's the damn difference? I don't know. He's used to that. We walk together. We get the energy out. He has not been able to do that. That's why he's

bothering you. But also, he doesn't growl at me. Like, if I go outside with the dog or if I go lay on him on the couch, he didn't growl on me, not ever. He only does that to Dale. I don't know what that is. They have like this weird relationship, but. We're dudes. Maybe you could have like cleared a path for him where like he gets some grass to, you know. We did that. Yeah, I laid it. So when the ice storm was coming, preemptively, I laid out all of the felt blankets and different blankets like I have in the dog room, down the stairs, across the path, into the grass. So, like, he had his own little section that was not going to get iced.

And he would walk over the ice to the, he was always going towards that fountain. But anyway, he's just spoiled. He's got all those things. He just wants attention. I haven't had to go outside to pick him up and bring him back in since the ice. It's been a week. We had seven and a half inches of snow. I'm like, all right, we're over the ice shit.

The other two nights ago, he's like, I got to go downstairs. It's one o'clock in the morning. We get down. I like how you interpret how he's speaking. If he could speak to you. He's like, oh, he gets up. His bed is in the floor at the end of our bed. And he gets up and he paces up my side, up any side.

He's just waiting to see who's going to get up first. And he pants really loudly. And he drags his feet. He waits. So he's intentionally like making as much noise as he can to get one of us to get up and let his ass go down. He will not go down a set of stairs. He falls. If he goes down the stairs, he will slide all the way down.

He can't see very good. His legs don't work. So we got to go down an elevator. So I get up. I take him into the elevator. We go down. And he doesn't go to the front door, which is where he should go. He wants to go out back.

Out back's the hill that he's getting stuck on. But we haven't, you know, we haven't had. in a couple days and his ass goes out there and I watch him and he walks around he takes his poop he takes his pee and then he just dicks around he locks up he goes oh oh come get me he's playing he's down this hill and I see him like he's like I know you're going to be cold and I know you don't have any clothes on his front legs he's like I can't I can't get out of the hill he's asserting his dominance over you Dale yeah he's acting like he's acting like he needs wheelchair he's like you like the boss of me.

He's like, I'm going to get me. Help, help, come give me. I'm going to freeze. Yeah, you're his, that's not right.

But that's not how it is. So I have to get my pants on and go out there and pick him up. Don't pick me up. And I'm like, this sucks. You wanted this. I don't. I did not want this.

This is not the part. I don't know that this is experience for every dog owner. Well, when they get old. or you have all kinds of things you didn't experience. You didn't have that with Rocket. Look, I don't want to put him down. I'm not saying, let's get rid of him.

I didn't hear you say that. I'm not accusing you. I just want to get it off my chest. I'm, I believe my, you're, so maybe that's me relating to you, right?

And you're, you know, feeling like you got island fever. You're, you know, claustrophobic. I need to get out of the house. Yeah.

I think you just need to book another trip, Amy. Well, we have another trip booked for a Disney Cruise. So very excited about that, but that on top of like homeschool and all the things, we got a new camper. It's like nothing happened. We were stuck for a while. It was just like kitchens open all day long. You know what I mean? And then now it's like 20 things happening. Yeah. So there's a lot of chaos. We got a we got a Disney cruise. This is going to happen soon. I just need like a girl's brunch. That's what I was saying. Like you need like a.

We have had brunches scheduled every weekend to crown our fantasy football champion. And we have to keep canceling them just because of the weather. So that's... I want you to make sure you... You can do more brunch. I want you to make sure you get... I know. We just can't get it to happen.

I'm worried that the brunch won't be enough. Like, you go on and do brunch and more if you need to. All right? Like, brunch... I don't care. I don't care. Like, what are you talking about? We all just need to, like, get her on each other.

Feeling how you need to feel. I got you. I'm not worried about that part. Okay. We've got a trip, too. We're going to St. Martin. I think. We bought or won a trip in an auction, so we're going to go to

do that. It was a charity event. That's going to be fun. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so we got some things looking forward to. You do. All right. Drink of the week. Sponsored by High Rock Vodka. That's right. It's called the Pucker-up punch. Sounds like you're going to punch somebody in the mouth. Is that really?

What you think? Pucker up? Man, I'm going to knock you out. Pucker up is not like sucker. Well, I think about this. Do you know what's next weekend? I think about this scene. Pucker up. I think about this scene. I think about this. scene in Strzker Race where he says he's going to give this guy a cluck.

A cluck? Show this guy had a cluck because it's fastest chicken in the south is a sponsor on his car. And he walked and one of the one of the mechanics walks up to, um. Diane. No, it's, uh, I'm so mad that I can't. Strucker race is Bert Reynolds. He walks up to Bert Reynolds and said, hey, Bert Reynolds, give us a cluck. Like, because he's sponsors, fastest chicken in his south.

And he's like, he looks at, looks at, looks at. Lugs Harvey, who is Jim Neighbors, and he goes, should I give him a cluck? And he's like, man, you got to give you a good cluck. You got to, you know, he gets him all ready, and he gets his head up, and he knocks him one. Wow.

And it starts this big ass brawl. So that's what I think when I hear Pucker Up Punch. Oh. Is that bar scene in Struck Race. Pucker up punch is two and a half cups of high rock vodka. That's a lot. Two and a half cups? This is made for a pitcher.

Oh, boy. We're getting down. One cup of chamboard. Shimbord. What is that? It's an orange liqueur. Oh. Right?

Or is it cherry? I think it's cherry. Two cups of strawberry lemonade. Mix everything in a picture. Now we're making sense. A picture? A picture. You can spice it up with Galantines.

You can spice it up for Galentine's Day and add edible glitter. What the hell is Galentine? It's when all of us girls get together on Valentine's Day and celebrate it together. Screw boys, you know? Y'all just change the name. The single girls go out and, you know, they don't need, that's their thing. I don't need a man. I got my girls.

I don't need a man to buy me flowers or chocolates. Let's go have rosé. Why are you looking at Travis? He didn't make it up. He sounds like the one is telling us what it is. He's over here trying to us. He's aware. He's not talking to me.

What am I supposed to do? If you haven't lived under a rock, you should know it. I've never heard in Galentine. Valentine's. Valentine's is between Amy and me. I know. So if you don't have a... Her going out with the girls is not in the, in the, in the,

picture. Galantines was created for girls that don't have a boyfriend or don't care about having a boyfriend in the moment. Like you could have a Galentine's Day. Was it created today or? No. No, it wasn't created today. It seems. I'm like a made up thing. It's not, it's not brand new, but it's all right. I don't know.

The last decade or so, I probably heard of Galentine's. Just drinking spice up your starting 2010. If you're celebrating. 2010 is when people started talking about Galentine. You can add edible glitter. What? Mine has glitter. Yours is not.

Yeah, I hope not. They ain't no damn such thing as edible glitter. And yet there is. Watch me. Watch me. I mean, what is it made of? Plastic. You eating plastic?

It's like sugar. Glitter, sugar? What makes it glitter? Magic, Ralph. I don't know about that. Don't ruin it, Frank. I don't know, man. Just let Amy enjoy your drink.

It's delicious. Yeah, you put some garnish on it. Mm-hmm. The garnish is just a word for stuff. That's it. Because it's like, I do like the candy. Put some stuff on it. This is candy.

In your picture. It is candy. This is for you. This part is what I like. It looks like some sour gum, gummy tape. Yeah. Travis put that together for you. Oh.

All right. So that's your drink. It's fine. I like it. It's delicious. Don't listen to him. He's on a roll today. We need to get you to Disney and get you happy.

Well, we're going soon. Can I talk about how, how will you help me with the donkeys? So we talked about, I'm sorry, bouncing around. This is what my brain is looking like today. We've got a lot of stories we have. I've been on a show in a while. So I've always, I mean, a group in Texas,

always really like cowboys, the cowboy way, that whole thing. I've married a race car driver who likes to game. I did not marry a cowboy. But if he didn't know how to wrangle some donkeys, I don't know what a cowboy is because all of the donkeys got out. In between ice and snow week, we went out there with Sunny. We blanketed all the donkeys who are not used to this. They're all like rescues, so they're not used to being like fully taken care of.

They want to be fed their food. And some of them like to be petting. They think when you're coming by them, you're putting them to work. That's right. So they get a little crazy. And so that was a lot of work just getting them blanketed. Well, we had some, we have two big troughs that we put these de-isers in. So Sonny went to check on those, I guess, before we went to bed and didn't fully get the latch done on the gate.

Right there next to the, not the typical gate, but right there next to the troughs. Well, they found it, as they do. They nose every latch just in case, just to see. And so we wake up, got the girls fully dressed in all their bibs and all the things are going out to play. and all of a sudden all of the donkeys and the horses are just like trotting down the road. How many are we talking about here? How many? Yeah.

We have eight or nine. There's a mule. She's gigantic. Her name's Tilly. There's a horse. There's a mini horse. And then there's five donkeys. Okay.

And so they're all just kind of slowly trotting down the road except for the horse and the horse are still in the pen. And at one point, La Cota, the big horse, figures out how to get out. And then bullets in there panicking because he's by himself. And so we're just watching them just escape. And Dale comes out also not fully dressed, ready for the weather. He's like, what are we going to do? I'm like, let's call Sunny, because we don't know what the hell to do.

And he goes and gets in his truck instead and follows him down to the racetrack where they all ran, gathers him up and just leads him back up to the barn. I'm like, well, he has a little cowboy in him, and I'm kind of turned on. Hell, yeah. Yeah. I stayed at the bar. and put the feet out just to make sure when they came back they didn't want to leave again. But he does have a little cowboy in him after all.

Well, when one goes, they all go. So, like, if you get one kind of heading in the right direction, the rest of them kind of go where that one's going. Tilly usually. And I got them kind of all hemmed up over by the swimming pool. They weren't going to go anywhere there and just waited for Sunnydy and Chely and a couple more people to come to give us a little more. To funnel them in, yeah.

And it was fun. I've seen Dad do that a thousand times. and I've helped Dad do that a thousand times with some cows. Yeah, it's easier with cows, I think. And I watch a, you know, Lonesome Doves. So you're totally a cowboy. Totally a cowboy. I like it.

We knew more of that. Yeah, that was fun. Putting the, getting, we had them in this little corral, and they're wild and they'll kick. They kick the shit out of each other. And I damn sure don't want to be kicked by one of them. It'd be detrimental. And, but we're trying to put these coats on them.

That was tough. Like trying to get them, get a bit, or what do you call it, the bridle on them. Yeah, right on them so you can kind of hold them still enough. Enough, yeah. And then trying to get around them without getting kicked and getting all these straps and things underneath the legs and everything. And you're really, really. And watching your back because there's another one close by, yeah, it was a lot.

But we got it. We got them all covered up so they wouldn't freeze and they act like they don't want it. But I bet they probably appreciated it. Yeah, well, they didn't know what was coming. Yeah. I don't know. Animals, they say animals know what, know about the weather.

I think the buffalo do, but they've been through that before. The buffalo loved it. They laid all over the place. They had a foot of snow on top of them. They laid out in it. They have a barn. They chose to lay out in it.

They love it. And then they start running through it and kicking it up with their faces. It's cool. I had a friend that had a husky. And the dog just did not want to come inside. Yeah. Just playing and loving it.

Yeah. And they're not going to get hurt. You can let them lay out there for hours. Yeah, Buffalo are the same. Okay. Gus is not. What other, what other, I got a, I got something I wanted to talk to you about, but it's, you got other stories you want to tell?

I can't remember what I know. I know you have one, you talked about maybe wanting to tell on the show, you had a little fender bender. I've done a series of stupid things in the last few weeks. I hit my forehead on a shelf in the computer room, which I'm covering up with my hat. She was trying to plug in Ila's switch. I was trying to do a good thing. plug in my daughter's game system that she left laying out.

And so I go to put it on the charging port, which is all like perfectly cabled up and tidy, you know, so I can't pull it away from where it is. So I lean over to put the switch on the port and bang my face into a shelf corner. This game table has this one word corner that I've seen for 20 years. Amy wants me to put some orange tape on it now. And I'm the perfect height to bang my face. Right on it. She come walking in the kitchen, literal blood pouring down her face.

I have blood dripping down my face. Oh, damn. I'm like, Dale's too tall to hit his face on this. And Nicole, or I was too short. So, of course, it's me and it's dark. Bam. So I've got a big old. Amy picks on me because when I cut my hands, she's like, you're getting old.

He's at that age where he hits his hand on a door handle and he's bleeding everywhere. Yeah, you bust the knuckle like way easier now because your skin's like not as, I don't know what happens to your skin. There's probably a name for it. Yeah, but like you can bust your, you can scratch yourself easier as you get older. I know this makes no sense. And I just, no, I make sense. I just didn't know that you were at that point in your life. Yeah, we're there.

Oh, we're there. Yeah. It's funny because it just starts happening. I didn't, oh, shit. Amy come walking in there. She's got a hole in her head. She's starting to bleed. And I was like, I don't want to say it.

I don't want to say it. But damn. I was so mad, but I was mad at the fact that it happened. But I couldn't be mad at anybody else because I designed the stupid shelf to begin. You reach that age where you can't rub up against anything without. bleeding. It's so f***ed up. That's a f*** up transition of life.

It really is. Like, damn, not going to have battle scars. I can't even hide the stupid shit I do. It gets me right on my face. She'd come home the other night. She comes in. She says, oh, she come home and went to bed. God the next day.

Got to show you something. Wait, before that, I came home. I couldn't get in the house because Dale had locked me out. So this is the thing about Dale that I don't understand. When I first met him, it was like an open door policy nothing was locked people came in and out all the time

to the point where like you better make sure you had your pants on because somebody was going to come in at some point during the day we did leave the door we did leave the house unlocked at all times I was like you know I'm not gonna if somebody wants to break in I'd rather not tear the door jam up

there's nothing in here that I give a shit about I don't have anything valuable at in there's nothing that they're going to take that I'm going to go oh my God so but you know now we have kids and yeah Well, now you can't go walk the dog and come back in. He has followed you to the door, locked it, locked your ass out.

I mean, truly, I've had to bang on the door, kick on the door. The kids have had to do the same thing. Just go into the play set and back. They get locked out of the house. So I come back and I'm locked out of the house. It's like 9.30. It's not that late. And I was going to tell Dale about what I did.

But then I got so mad about that. I waited until the next morning. But what I did was I dented my car up, back and into a pole. trying to chase down a stray cat in downtown Mooresville. She was going to, if she caught the cat, she was going to bring it home. Yeah. I mean, it looked just like our old one tucks. It looks just like him.

It was huge. It was like a big, fluffy, and it probably belonged to someone. Yeah, and you were going to, you were going to steal. I was willing to steal the cat. I don't know. You know, it shouldn't be out after midnight kind of thing like a gremlin. And I wasn't, but it was late enough. So I banged my car up.

She backed into one of those... And I didn't even get the cat. She backed into one of those orange posts that's like break light height. Yeah. And knocked the rear bumper off of this car. I didn't knock the bumper off. I bent up the fender pretty good and I completely smashed the light in. Slang first.

She backed into it and tore up the bumper and busted a hill light and all that. It was pretty good. Pretty good damage. It was. I was say good damage. My car did not alert me that it was behind me, to be fair. I was using the little video game camera that we have. instead of just turning around and looking.

And it didn't see it either. You didn't think about like getting out of the car and chasing the cat? No, at that point I was like, I better get my ass home. I did get out of the car. No, no, before. So I saw the cat before I got in my car, which is how I saw it just begin with. And then I got in my car and I was kind of slowly going down Main Street. Cats still go.

I'm like, I'm just going to turn off here and see if I can head him off. And then I didn't see the cat anymore. So I decided to back out and then boom. It's also you just don't need cats. I mean, I don't need a cat. You're right. Gus doesn't not want a cat. They all didn't want the cat.

I'm like, what would you have done if I actually brought the cat home? He's like, what the hell were we going to do with the cat? And it's somebody else's cat. He's like, and you probably would have stolen someone else's cat. It sounds like it wasn't a stray. Yeah. So. Yeah, that's, I don't know, lots of stupid choices.

That is what happens when I get snowed in and don't get to see anybody. I start doing stupid things like that. You have chat, GTP. What is it? GPT. I do. Do you not use chat? Chat what?

I thought you used grok. No. I used chat. Oh, that's who your... Your little buddy guy is there? Oh. Yeah. Use Grock?

No. Yeah. I just use chat. I don't use... I've actually done a couple of tests asking that... Asking, like, all of them to make images. Yeah.

And see which one can make the image the best. And I'm in my very minimal, like, non-official testing. I think chat's probably... Better at it? Better at it. Yeah. but um because i ask it to do photos and and uh graphics all the time i think that's all i use it for i do it for our um our our dynasty college football league somebody wins a game and you know

beats one of the favorites we'll make a fun graphic that makes fun of somebody or or makes light of the situation and so um i've gotten to use i've been using chat quite a while um probably I'd say for almost a year. A friend of mine asked me to, he said, have you ever went into your chat and said, what's the most ridiculous thing you've asked me? And I said, no, I haven't. I don't think I've asked it too many ridiculous things.

So I did. I said, all right, chat. I said, what is the most ridiculous thing I've asked you? And this is what it said. You ready? Yeah. First off, it said, that's a stack category. You've asked a lot of legendary things.

Here are the front runners. And the one standout. The one stand out, this is the all-time champ, it said. Man, this thing really fluffs for you. Draw an image of the entire Division I College Football League celebrating New Year's Eve in the Gridiron Racers League. That's our league's name. And Chat says, that's 130 plus teams, every mascot, all at one party,

inside your fictional dynasty universe on New Year's Eve. and it's like that's not a request that's like insane to try that you can't do that to ask it to even try to do it it's like that was ridiculous it also this is so silly

I don't know how I got talking about this to somebody about the pirate the pirate's eye patch so why did pirates I think I saw it oh because we're going to Disney and there's a pirate night Then we were talking about pirate patches.

And I thought on social media, I saw on social media, somebody said the pirates weren't all blind, weren't all one-eyed. Right. It was a tactical thing. They had the patch so that when they went below deck and it was dark, they would switch the patch to the other eye and this eye could then see well. It was already acclimated.

In the dark. And I asked chat, it says this is chaos tier, ridiculous, asking me to determine whether pirates wore eye patches so that they could swap eyes and see in the dark below deck. No, it's sass in you? Really? It said, and it said...

So basically sailing you is not true? Well, it did say that it's a myth. It's not real. It did say this is in the unhinged but beautiful category. You've repeatedly asked me to remake photos of you and your friends as Looney Tune characters,

World War II fighter pilots who just won the war, drinkers in a Star Wars canteena, Simpson-like cartoon characters, And then while the image is being generated, you will type in all caps, damn, man, just make the photo. Oh, my God. Do you hit send? Or does it just know?

It will try to be, it'll be like generating a photo. And you are so impatient. And I fuck with it. I'm like, hurry up, you know, and it'll, it'll say something back. So I tell mine, thank you. Like, I'm polite to mine. Oh, man. And me and mine, I'm friendly antagonist, if that makes sense.

They say that that's an ADD thing. Yeah. So open up your chat. Oh, you want me to do it now too? And ask your chat, what is the most ridiculous thing I've asked you to do? Or what's the most ridiculous thing I've asked you? And let's see what it says. Oh, one of the things that said was an honorable mention.

Asking if speed weeks belonged to the endurance racing crowd. Because there's this debate online about Speed Weeks, what's that moniker derived from in Daytona? Did it encompass February and all of Emsa, the 24 hours and everything else? There was an NASCAR term for the two weeks when we were in Daytona. I just ask it things to see what it says, but go ahead. Okay, so it says, honestly, you ask a lot of things. The most ridiculous in a lovable way was turning a real person into a highly specific legal, questionable scenario. So I ask it to make you into a criminal picking up trash on the side of the road.

In a photo? Yes. And it told me that it couldn't do that because you were a celebrity and a real person. Oh. But it would let me put you in like a public service outfit, like a vest to do it. But I couldn't do. What was the context behind it? I remember what we were doing.

Well, I do. Do you want me to tell? You and Garrett were messing with Mike. Oh, God, we messed with Mike. So Mike got himself a little pickle with the, with his speeding ticket. And so he's going to get so mad at me for saying that. But here we are. And so Garrett, Garrett's my,

Garrett's a friend of mine that's retiring from the state troopers. Yes. And he's been a state trooper all his life. And he said, Garrett, let's mess with Mike. Let's pretend like you're going to help him. But I'm going to do a favor with the. In order to get the help, Dale's going to have to do a favor. community service to get Mike out of his ticket.

And Mike's going to refuse to allow that to happen. But me and Garrett are going to like go forward, like put it into motion and like leave Mike with no control. I wish there was a camera on him last week. Mike melted down for an entire day. And it was early in the morning. I mean, really to be messing with somebody. Really early. And we're sitting in a meeting and Mike is losing his mind.

He's not telling us what's going on, but he's assuming everybody in the room is in on some kind of a joke to the point where he's like being kind of mean to be honest he can't focus he's not he's pacing around the room he's in and out of the office and eventually we figure it out dale is screwing with mike and about about the ticket but and that's why you wanted to generate that photo that's why i was trying to help any other mentions um let's see repeatedly escalating images and edits oh because i've done a lot of turn this into a normal rockwell picture turn this into the thing with Dr. Seuss with the kids. I like to turn pictures into like artwork or something silly.

No. Gift tags. What? I ask it to make gift tags from Santa. Okay. In a pinch. Yeah. It says you're not ridiculous.

You're imaginative, decisive and unafraid to ask bold questions. Oh, damn. Because she's nice. And I'm nice. Yeah. And it's nice back. Do you have yours where it talks? No.

I'm scared to do that. I don't want to get that attached. I feel like, Amy doesn't like it. And so I'll, we'll be in the car and I'll start talking to mine, making it, and it's talking back through the speakers. Amy doesn't like it. So I go in harder. Amy's like, no.

Amy doesn't like it when I talk in the car to other things. And Amy talked to it. You did. I didn't have a choice. He teed me up. The kids were in the car too, so it was like a whole thing. You didn't have a choice. No, because he was listening.

It's not a real person. It feels like a real person. That's what I don't like. It's so weird. It is. It's the strangest thing. Yeah. And it's wrong.

Like I get... What do you mean? It's wrong. It's so wrong. So I use it 99% of the time to generate graphics for our dynasty college football league. And I'll be like, hey, Kentucky beat Louisville, 17 to 14. And make sure you put the gridiron logo on there and have the team on the field celebrating. and it'll add like things that I didn't ask for.

Like there's a conference champs or some shit. Like it'll put things in there that you're like, okay, now I'll need you to take that out. I didn't want that part. You went too hard. Yeah. And the logos on the helmets are wrong. And sometimes it'll put like, there was an old miss. I was making an Ole Miss graphic and it had some of the Ole Miss players in white, some in red.

I'm like, the team needs to be all in the same color. You know, so like it's so flawed. It's flawed. but I wish you could just take a bunch of images it's very far yeah I wish you could just take a bunch of images and just dump them and be like hey and take all of these and make this you know like make this scene yesterday I was in Nashville and Tim Dugger took me to this burger place and it was me and Tim and and Stephen and it was this was fun so yeah I was like I was like Amy I'm at this mashburger joint it's cool and I took a picture of it but I was like you know it doesn't I don't know I don't know It doesn't have a logo and it doesn't have me and Tim in there. So what I did was I took a picture of the logo that was sitting, that was on the table like on the napkin. I took a picture of me and Tim and Stefan,

just a selfie. And then I took a picture of the room. And I said, take these three photos and put it all together. And it did. Oh, you can do that. That's what I did.

And it gave us this great photo of us sitting at the table with the logo in the background. They were huge. Yeah, they made these gigantic burgers. I was looking at it in my car too. so I'm like, there is no way he's going to eat that. And then you had an appearance after that.

I'm like, he's going to need another extra buffer hour if he eats all that before he goes to his appearance. I'll ask it questions that I know the answer to in terms of like racing statistics or history. And it'll miss something or get something wrong. And I'll go, hey, that didn't happen. And it'll go, you know, you're right. That didn't happen. I'm like, well, why did you? So that's the thing I've heard about chat.

It'll basically tell you whatever you want to hear, kind of like the internet. Like you can search anything. and it will tell you exactly what you want to hear. You can't take what it says for face, you know, what is the thing? Take it for face value. Yeah. You've got to take whatever it says.

You better check it. So why are we even wasting our time? It's still fun. It's just fun. It's lazy. No, it's, for me it's a toy.

It's just like a new toy to fuck with. But I'm not using it for anything that's like I'm going to, I'm not using it like I'm sending this in and this is my official. Yeah, I hear you. A lot of people too. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, if people are using it, maybe they are, taking it too seriously. They're, they're expecting more out of it than it's able to do.

And I think that they should be better aware, I guess, that it's not as good as it. It's not as legitimate. Yeah. Not yet. Let me help you. It's got a lot of work. They got a lot of work. And I'm sure they're going to try to make it better.

But I've asked some of those, like, I feel like that's why they've launched it. They want you to help it get better and smarter, which is what's, It's the scary part. You know, I, you know, I, I downloaded a couple of them and asked them to generate photos, again, for the college dynasty stuff, and they're not good. They're really bad. So, like, chats, decent, but you still have to ask it to fix a couple things. And the damn time it takes to generate a photo.

It's almost not even worth it. But, all right. What's this pickle jars? It's just a little bit of a jab at you with the pickle jars. So, you know how much he loves pickles. I'm sitting on the couch the other day. It's like 4.30 and he's eating his dinner because he's got gray hair now

and that's what he does at 4.30 is he eat his dinner whether the rest of us are eating not or not. And the only reason I am alerted to the fact that he's eating his dinner is because I hear a knock, knock, knock, and I turn around and he's banging a pickle jar lid with the whole jar, like brand new jar of pickle banging the jar against the stone column in the house. I'm like, excuse me, what are you doing? To loosen the lid.

That's right. You don't go outside and bang it on the ground, right? Like, you can't bang it on the interior of our house. He did that in the kitchen enough times where we now have a chunk out of the countertop. Just the chip. So, Dale, next time, grab a butter knife. That's what I told him. Get a knife.

Use the handle. You got. Grab this lick-com thing in the drawer with all. I don't know that trick. I'm unaware. Just take a butter knife, take the part that you would hold and then hit the lid three times. Oh, and the butt. Or you can just lift it and pop the seal.

Like, you stick it under the edge and lift it up. I want it to screw back on. It will just slits the air out enough where it like pops that. Well, I've always tap, spun and tapped, you know, the mason jars spun and tapped on stuff. I've never seen anybody do that until I moved to North Carolina. And the only reason I know, he got that from his mother. And the only reason I know is because she too had a chunk taken out of her countertop. I'm like, damn.

And so when he started doing it on the wall, I'm like, that's enough. We're not now f***ing up the wall tube. You stay over there in the kitchen. And there's plenty tools in there. I was like, you know what? If we knock some, if we chip this stone column wall, it's stone. It's already. I know, but it's not.

It's chips already. It's not real stone. No one will know. It's veneer. I will know. They're never going to know. I'm going to walk by that thing. I told him, I was like, I stand at that counter at my chopping board right there and

look at that dent, that chunk taken out. And I'm like, every day I have to see that. I'm sure there's a guy that can make that chunk disappear. Huh? I'm sure there's a way for somebody to like make that chunk. Not with the actual material that the counter is made. out of. No, but it'll look real. No, it'll look like a tooth filling. No, thanks. Okay. Our new camper is here.

Way to park. We have... Let's move off. Let's move. Let's move. We, um, we have been, we've had a fifth wheel for the last couple of years. Love it. Um, we got a very bare minimum model to sort of get our feet wet and understand the responsibilities and, and, and, and, and all of those things. Great idea. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, time to ramp it up. We were putting our, so we go to camping world. We looked online, found us a model that we really liked. And we are, let me see.

It arrived last week. Yeah, it came last week. So that's something that's new and pretty exciting. It's called the Grand Design is the brand that made it. And really happy with the layout. Got a lot of, got a mid-bunk for the, kids and king size bed for us. The last one we had was a queen.

And so I'm pretty pumped about it. Yeah, getting it all set up. Yep, going to Daytona. We use it for the summer stretch of doing some of these races for Amazon and T&T. And then we're going to take it on some trips. Texas Easter. Yeah. So exciting to have the new camper from Camping World.

Thank you, camping world. We've been big fans of theirs for a while. And now that we don't have the bus and join these fifth wheels and the Dooley. Is there a feature, Amy, that this one has that you're excited about? Yes, the way the kitchen and everything's laid out and it's got like a full-size fridge versus where the other one was kind of petite. So I couldn't get any like serving platters or anything in there. Anything that like you want to grill outside and put in those big fultions,

wouldn't really fit in there. So when we go down for Easter and everything, you're cooking for a bunch of people, you just need that space. So I'm very excited about the way all that's laid out. But also. Couch is a sectional, which is nice. Yeah, there's a lot more sitting space to lounge. And then the kids have like this little bunk room.

We can lock them in there if you get tired of them. There's not a, I don't think there's a door. Is there? Yeah. If Dale can lock, if he can find a way to lock it, he will. Yeah,

that's true. I'm going to have to put a door in there. You're going to have to put a door in there and lock them in. They're excited, like having their own little fun space. Yeah. And so it's all just laid out so great. It's going to be an awesome time.

It's easier. It's going to be easier to live in there versus where the other one was kind of split. This is kind of. Yeah. And there's one door in, one door out, the other one had two doors, two bathrooms. We're sharing a bathroom with the kids. Yeah, so with little girls, they had their own bathroom and back door.

So that was kind of a nuisance trying to make sure that they were. Worried about them, you know, getting in and out. Or just not really wanting them to be able to. Put in the whole roll of toilet paper in the toilet, you know. That's what Nicole does. Yeah. She gets bored and she starts, you know, to choose violence. And that's what she goes for.

We're excited about that. Yeah. It's going to be great. They're excited about Daytona, too, because they love going down there. They do. They love Daytona, not because of Daytona, but because of MRO is a little playground. There's a playground in MRO, but don't figure out the racing stuff at some point. All right, we'll go right into Ask Amy.

All right, so first question. Next weekend is Valentine's Day. Dale Amy, do you guys have any special plans or how do you handle this with Daytona trip? Well, we've had many Valentine's Days in Daytona, and usually we would just get each other a little candy from CVS or Walgreens. We've talked about that. We would drive. We get in the car.

we drive to the gas station she goes in gets her stuff I go in get my stuff then we go back to the bus and we give each other our stuff and we just eat all the candy with the kids now we like try to prepare a little bit

for them like giving little baskets and keep it pretty simple I don't know Valentine's Day I've never held as like a really important holiday I don't know love is every day right but we'll be in Daytona and the Xfinity races on that Saturday so maybe we'll be celebrating Valentine's Day

do the kids still do like the little they make the box is taking to school and kids all. They do. They do. It's really cute. They still have their shoe boxes and they make them look like a mailbox and they get to decorate it.

The only thing about that is I don't think that they don't use like cards like they used to. Everybody takes like a trinket or a squishy or try to stay away from candy just because nobody needs all that. You know what I mean? Yeah. And so you'll end up with like squishies and finger traps and all kinds of stuff like that. Yeah. I'm candle making on Valentine's Day. You are?

Yeah. With your girlfriend. Yeah. I missed that last week. You did. Just barely. Yeah. Travis has a new girlfriend.

Snuck it in there. Where'd you find her? We've talked about your dating app experience. No, mutual friend. A mutual friend. Yeah. So that's how we met. That's nice.

Yeah. So that's what I'll all be doing. How long have you been dating? Since September. Okay. Wow. It's been a while. Candle making her.

I don't think Amy's like, why didn't, why didn't. did I not know sooner? I know. I'm like, I'm so, I'm the one under the rock now. I'm excited to meet her. Yeah. And I want to see what candles you make. Yeah. So clearly you didn't set the date or she said it. And I was like, that's perfectly fine by me. Well, they'll probably have champagne and stuff like that to drink. Yeah. I'm just curious though if there's going to be just like a big group of like girls for Galantines Day or if it's going to be like. I bet there's a solid mix. Yeah. You'll be fine. Yeah. So our next question, Amy, I saw you post in this on. on Instagram, people want to know. What do you think of the Grammy outfits?

I love watching a red carpet. I never watched the shows because I just don't. But the outfits were great. I feel like, I mean, there's been some really out there stuff. Like, I remember Lady Gaga showing up in, like, a whole set. Remember when she, like, was in that cocoon thing? And so, like, everybody's far more tasteful than they used to be. But I thought they were great.

I love the fashion. And I like it when they're a little bit weird and out there. And the Grammy's event especially. Amy's the one for the weird, or is it like summer, some are classy. Some are super classy. Some are more classical. It just depends on who's really trying to get attention. Heidi Kloom showed up in what it looked like a plastic Barbie box situation.

It looked like a giant mannequin body. And she couldn't even walk in it. Yeah. She had to like, her nickname is the body. Like, why do we have to do that? But if you're Heidi Kloom, I guess you can do that. Or are we needing that much attention? That we just have to show up in a Barbie skeleton.

Like, what are we doing? How does she sit? Yeah. I just switched up. I'm sure she took it off after the carpet part. She's just like... I just never saw any other pictures of like outfit number two. You know what I mean?

Maybe they maybe. Maybe she just walked the carpet and got out of it. Yeah, literally. Like maybe she just walks the carpet and that thing and then pops off and she's got a dress on. And the rest of the day she's not in that. Certainly. Right? She can't sit in that.

I don't know. She does a love a good costume. She always does really good costumes for Halloween. There's no way she sat in it. No. She could barely move her legs. Yeah, I know. And it was like when I saw her like doing that little shuffle.

I'm like, I don't think she's had this on ever until this moment. Oh, surely she has. Well, she would have adjusted it to be able to actually move her legs a little better, maybe. I don't know. Maybe that's part of the whole thing was supposed to be a scene like that. That's what I mean. It's just, it's all about catching attention. Yeah.

Did you have a favorite outfit? No, and I get really bothered with a lot of the celebrity. So Harry Stiles, I just don't get what he does. Yeah. I just wish that the, the problem is these celebrities have money and they're, all like attractive people so they try different stuff and I just wish that all these celebrities had like one friend that's like you look like an idiot go put something else I'm like I just I don't get what these celebrities are wearing but I'm also not this like

fashion person so yeah just not for me I mean it's not for me all for me either like Harry styles is a good example he could be perfectly put together but he likes he loves weird clothes he just has his thing he said like an open jacket no shirt underneath I'm like that just doesn't seem functional. Like he, I don't know. I don't get it either with Harry Styles, but there's so much fun stuff to look at on those red carpets. I wonder, I don't know enough, is the,

is some of the awards shows where the carpet's a big deal, right? There's not, there's not a, you know, the red carpet gets its own show. Yeah. And is there some awards shows where they all, they all like, know to keep it classical or traditional, I suppose,

in terms of just, you know, beautiful dresses and, and nice suits or whatever. And then there's this other show where they know that it's kind of like... It's a little bit out there. Yeah. Yeah, well,

anything with music is a little bit more pushing boundaries. So like the Grammys, the MTV Awards, the Metsgala usually pretty out there. The Met Gala is very out there on purpose. Yeah. It's supposed to be like an art piece. Yeah.

So the rest of them, otherwise I think it's pretty, you keep it classy. I suppose. I mean, you're not, you're not going to see some of the crazy, crazy stuff at some of the more traditional.

Like the Oscars or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I mean. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, it's to be expected. And there used to be, they used to be really out there. I never remember back in the day going, man, I can't wait to see the red carpet.

Don't you remember when Little Kim showed up with just the purple pasty on and the purple glitter? That was cool. That's the MTV Award show. But yeah, so like the carpets used to be just as crazy or worse. But, you know, now that we have our phones, we could see it so fast. And so, I don't know. Did you ever go to any award show, Daly? Or you just wear just like a suit?

I went to the MTV. music awards and I got to go on stage and introduce Lincoln Park. It was a really, it was a really interesting deal because left eye had just passed away and there was a thing on stage with Beyonce and the rest of TLC. She wasn't in TLC. Wasn't she? Destiny child. Beyond Destiny's Child. Destiny Child.

I think it was Destiny Child and they were receiving an award or they were acknowledging Left Eye or there was some sort of a, just a little speech or something. I can't remember exactly what it was. So then I didn't know where I was in the show, but I walked backstage and all the grips were back there and they had die casts. All the guys that pulled the ropes and do all the stuff

to make them stage, do what it's supposed to do. In the middle of the show? Yeah. And they're like, hey man. I'm like, hell yeah. I'm like, somebody knows me? Like, yes. I'm like, I didn't expect anybody to know who I was.

And, um, yeah, you've told me that was a very nerve-wracking. It was super scary. Yeah, because I was so out of my element. And the guys like, I, man, you're going to walk up on this thing and it was this pillar. And I could, it was a, it was a, it was a cylinder, a really tall cylinder. And I was going to walk in the back of it. And they were going to turn it around and I was going to, there was going to be looking at the stage. And I'm, I'm walking up.

And I'm listening to the. do this sort of some sort of a tribute to left eye and they come off the stage and they were really emotional even backstage you know they were kind of emotional and I was like man it's a hard act of follow now I'm going to go on there so I went on there they had this script that they wanted to and I didn't like it so I changed it and said whatever I wanted to but I remember being turned around and I was like here's all those people I see on TV you know looking out in the crowd I'm like this is all I've watched this shit out of it in TV back in the day.

Yeah. You know, tons of it. I'm like, here they all are. And I said what I said, Lingen Park. Lingu Park played. I come off stage and the guys are like, good job, man. Good job. I'm like at that point, you feel like you have drank a thousand Red Bulls.

You're like, you know, your whole, it's like coming off a racetrack after qualifying. And I went by, I had, they had gotten me out of my seat. they set me next to Jessica Simpson was on one side and the girl from This Is Us Oh, just Jennifer Barner No, no

This is us Andy Moore Who's just... Manny Moore. Oh, Manny Moore. Oh, this is us, okay. And Jessica Simpson's on the other. Oh, yeah, good for you. I was like, holy shit.

I remember. I thought, like, they set me down and I'm in like row 30, it feels like, I'm like, I'm not going to, I'm going to be with the fans. I'm not going to, you know, the celebrities, they're obviously going to be like in the first 10 rows and I'm back here, you know, this kind of plucked me where they could find a seat. And then they set them to by me and I'm like, holy I must be in the middle of the middle, you know, the people, right? I'm going to, who's going to sit here? Who's going to sit there? Yeah. Was this Jessica Simpson when she was still with Nick Lechay?

I don't know. She was for the, she had brought a girlfriend. Oh. She didn't have him. And I don't, I think Mandy was by herself or, you know, she didn't. didn't have anybody with her. I wonder what they were thinking. Who's this guy? They didn't know who I was. No, I'll get to it. Jade Gerset sitting next to me, my publicist, a PR guy for Bud at the time.

And all I remember was Jade whips out this little block of starbursts. And he's like fumbling trying to get to the starburst. And Mandy Moore goes, oh, I like Starbursts. Could I have one? And he goes, yeah. And she goes, I like the pink one. And he handed her one of those. And I'm like, she's normal.

Just a regular person. Like, you know, we're sitting there. We're all strangers. And I didn't have the guts to be like, hey, I'm Dall and Har Jr. How are you doing? Nice to meet y'all. I just sat there and was like, what are we doing? Eyes forward.

What are we doing? Yeah, what are we doing here? How in the hell did I get here? That's one of the moments where you're like, how in the hell did my life lead me to this moment? Yeah. What the hell is happening next? And they finally come to get me.

And I was as relieved to, like, get out of that situation because I was so nervous to go backstage to an even more nerve-wracking. situation to get on stage in front of everybody. It's one of them deals where Budweiser's like, you need to do this. We're Budweiser. And you're like, I'm freaking doing it. That's awesome.

I can't believe I get this chance. And then you get to it and you're like, I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. Yeah. I can't imagine that would be very, I wasn't one of those kind of people. I was not one of those kind of people that was like,

like I didn't, I wish I realized and appreciated what was happening in the moment. I was too, I was more nervous about it. Yeah. You didn't want to screw it up. Yeah. So back to the girls, it's 2008, maybe nine. We just started dating. And I think I'm still living in Jacksonville, but I come up to Daytona to hang out with Dale.

And I hear that Jessica Simpson's at the racetrack. And I, we're the same age. We both came from Texas, so I've always kind of been a fan of hers. And I'm like, hey, Dale, do you think that you could get Jessica Simpson to come to the bus so I could meet her? And he's like, I don't think that would be a really good idea. and I was like, why not? And he shows me this clip or somebody next to him, maybe it was Mike, showed me a clip of her doing an interview earlier that day,

how she had had a dream that she and Del Jr. got married in a tree house. And I'm like, yeah, don't bring that shit over here. It's a good idea. I haven't bought a Jessica Simpson shoe or a bag. You know, I just got all the things ever since then. I was like, she was trying to fish my man. Oh, shit. Yes, she was.

She knew exactly what she was doing She heard that you wanted to build a tree house And she's like, I had a dream We're meant to be together No, I bet she would dispute this Don't want to know At least Dale had the way we thought of say Let's not bring her over

Yeah, he did, he was like, ooh I don't think that's a very good idea Do you know what's not disputable? It's a great taste of jerky boys beef jerky. You cannot dispute that. Did you put some in your dream? I will. I'm ready to eat something.

You can make it Bloody Mary and put the beef jerky in there. It's perfect for Bloody Mary's, yeah. So Jerky Boys has been not to hijack your ass Jr. It's not As Junior. Or Asinian. You can hijack Ice Jr. all you want. This is Asc Amy. I don't hijack that.

But Jerky Boys has, we can start talking about it again. We had to stop talking about it because we couldn't make it fast enough. Yeah, I know. So I pull a bag out the other night. He restocked our. stock and I pulled it back out the other night to start eating some and he looks over at me like who are you and what are you doing touching my that's not exactly no no no I said the look on your face his his reaction was in such shock I'm like yeah I eat the beef jerky my my thought is so

different than what you think but I eat like a piece he eats the whole bag he's like oh you didn't like it I was like to just fine it's a meal supplement for him I can't believe but I just wanted a snack like I don't eat the whole thing that's not the narrative honey, you think that's what was going on in my head? That is not even close. I know, because you told me afterwards, but the look on your face says, Oh, you're putting that in the universe. That you can't believe I like it.

That's what you haven't said yet. I can't believe that you're eating it. I'm like, you know, you're, you're very careful. He thinks I don't eat anything. I'm just gas in there. She's careful about what she eats. She tries to eat smart and it's good. It is good.

It's got no preservatives. It's got no it. It's good for you. I don't ever really see you eating it. So you, you know, when we sit on the couch, she gets some crackers, some hummus or some stuff like that. She comes sitting down with a bag of beef jar. You rips the thing open. I'm like, hell yeah, what's going on?

Like, what? This is badass. Yeah, and then he starts eating it. And then she takes one nibble and seals it back up and puts it down. I'm like, how did you do that? Like, how did you not eat the whole bag? Like, I can't open a bag and not eat at all. That's how you eat everything, though.

But anyways, I wanted to say we had to stop talking about it because we couldn't make it fast enough. Our return customers is astronomical, like higher than expected. The subscription. There's a number of percentage of people that you expect to be returned buyers, and we're way higher than that. And so, like, I haven't been able to talk about it because we couldn't sustain the production. Yeah.

We have now, we had triggered something that is massively improved our ability to make beef jerky. And so this is the best stuff on the planet. planning. You can get it on jerky boards.com right or on Amazon. There's,

there are link affiliates there. I dare anybody to try this and tell me it isn't good. No, he's not. He's not wrong. It is delicious. Yeah.

I won't eat any other kind. And you can eat one piece or the whole bag. It's up to you. It's hard. It's a good meal replacement. There's three. It is.

It keeps a bag in his glove box. There's three servings. Whatever the console. It's 60 calories per serving. So that's 180 80 calories. And I could, if needed, supplement this for a meal.

I take a bag when I'm flying. Oh, yeah, perfect. Like, I'm not sure if I'm going to eat something at the airport. I have some packed in my toe for our Disney trip because you can take snacks onto the boat. So we're going to take some beef jerky with us. Well, go out there and get you a bag. And we sell on Amazon. We sell on jerkyboys.com.

But I subscribe through jerkyboys.com and they mail it to me once a month. That way you don't have to ever worry. Yeah, so good. It's coming. Anyhow, also, filter time. If you want filters mailed to your house for your HVAC, filtertime.com, it's a place to go. We're still kicking ass.

Yes. Yeah. That business is doing very well. They're great filters. There's different types as well, depending on what your house is like and get pets and all the things. We've got a house with about five filters and I subscribe and they show up on the steps. I'm like, all right, time to change them. and I change all the filters, put all the dirty ones in the box, and that's that's that.

And so I can change my subscription from one month to every six months, whatever you want. Yeah, very convenient. It's a convenient thing that you will forget about. You don't have to go to the store to get them. That's right. That's the thing, forget you all, you will. You forget about it. Yeah.

That's the thing. I mean, your, HVAC, those filters get real dirty and that HVAC is straining to like work. Do a job. That's one of the, that's the number one reason why people have to get their HVACs, repaired is through dirty filters. Which is gross too. Yeah, and gross. All right, are we done?

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