The Dale Jr. Download - Protect Your Family Jewels
Episode Date: January 22, 2026Amy is back from a much-needed girls’ trip, and Dale got a passing grade for keeping things under control back at home. A winter storm is coming, and once again, people are buying up all the toilet ...paper. The question is why, though. Dale and Amy’s daughter, Nicole, finds being kind boring. Spring Break is around the corner, but Dale isn’t exactly thrilled about their plans. Plus, both Dale and producer Travis need a new crown put in.In #AskAmy, they discuss what pocket to hold your phone, what night of a 4-night trip is the best night, and what’s one movie the girls watch they wish they never had to see again. And for more content, check out our YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/@DirtyMoMediaReal fans wear Dirty Mo. Hit the link and join the crew.👇https://shop.dirtymomedia.com/ Check out Dirty Mo Media on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DirtyMoMedia Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
The following is a production of Dirty Mo Media.
Oh, yeah, this is what it's going to be, girl.
We're going to hang out.
Open a bunch of jars.
You've got big strong hands.
Are you suffering from Highcraft?
I'm working.
Working that mouth.
Hi, guys.
Dale Jr. and I are back for our first episode of our second season,
a bless your heart.
We're in the Dirty Moe Media Studios.
How's it going, Hall of Famer?
Hall of Famer.
Yeah, it's Hall of Fame.
Fame week.
Oh, yeah.
I figured I'd fluff you a little.
I'm not going to get to go.
No, that's Daddy Daughter Dance week.
Daddy Daughter Dance.
Yeah.
Yeah, the Hall of Fame's inducting their folks, and I'm going to have to miss it this year, but for good reason.
Yes.
I'm good to answer your question.
Oh, good.
Glad we're back.
I'm glad we're back, too.
I've been missing.
I miss the squeaky chair.
I've been missing doing the show, and, yeah.
We're excited to have Travis on board this year.
Looking forward to it.
Oh yeah, we got a new producer.
A new producer.
You know him very well, though.
That was a surprise under the tree this morning.
The tree is still up.
Some of the Christmas decorations actually are still up at our house.
The tree has been removed, but my lazy ass has piled.
Like, I'm gathering all the Christmas trinkets,
and they were all in this sitting room.
The totes are there.
I just haven't put the stuff in and hauled it out.
Yeah. It's happened.
It'll happen.
We've been busy.
Yeah.
There's literally not been kind of, for Amy at least,
that I can recall, there's not really been a day to just kind of,
okay, I got the day to do a project or do whatever I'm going to do this.
I thought Dale might have taken the initiative last week and put some of the stuff away.
She just came back from a big trip.
Yeah, so right before the trip, though, I threw out my back, so I wasn't lifting anything.
Oh.
Just this is part of being old.
We talked about being a grain right before we started the show.
Travis is 38.
He's on the cuss of graininess, and you better watch out.
Your back's going to start doing weird.
things, your knees are starting to start creaking.
You're going to start just having boogers flat out of your nose for no reason.
You'll be having boogers accumulate in the corners of your nose.
I get that.
I don't know if it's because it's maybe just too dry right now with the air.
I used to not have to worry about keeping that thing free and clear, but it's more of the
morning and it's just like...
They're everywhere?
Yeah.
Do you sleep with your mouth open?
I drool a lot.
That's amazing.
So you're drooling and snotty every...
When you wake up in the morning, you're crusty.
all over.
Yes.
I'm basically like a five-year-old.
This is why you're single.
Well, I'm not.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
All right.
Let's get to it.
Should we talk about the drink of the week
presented by High Rock Vodka?
Yes.
Today's drink of the week is a cosmopolitan.
You know, hear about these.
I don't know what's in them.
What's one of my face?
But, you know, you hear people ordering these all the time.
On a few occasions this year,
we are going to line up the cocktail that we have
with High Rock's drink of the week on their social channels.
So check out High Rock's social channels.
We put a lot of content out on there.
And we'll be having, you know, whatever we're having here is likely going to line up with what they're promoting.
You can also review the recipes as well.
Right.
So the Cosmopolitan is a, you've got to combine all this and a shaker with ice.
Two ounces of High Rock vodka, 1.5 ounces of TripleSec, 1.5 ounces of cranberry juice.
A little lime juice, shaking strain.
You can put a little lemon twist on there if you want.
We got some lemon in there.
It's a classic.
It's a classic.
It's slight and refreshing.
And very refreshing.
It's very cold, too.
It must have...
Damn.
Tart.
I like it.
It's kind of like a kind of way I like candy and stuff like that says I can drink it.
I didn't know.
I don't think I've ever had a cosmopolitan.
Well, it's like got a stigma because it's usually like it's a pink drink and it's in a martini glass.
That's why I don't know.
I call it the cosmopolitan.
I can't do the short version.
You can't call it a Cosmo?
No, because that leans even further into the stigma,
you know, the pink and...
The femininity.
Sounds like it's a, you know, drink of female would order.
It is.
It's like, hey man, give me a sex in the city.
It's also like a, like you're at the pool,
like women by the pool getting,
they're going to order some cosmos.
Cosmos are the drink from Sex and the City.
So like forever it was like the drink that Carrie
always ordered on Sex and the City.
so it definitely has like a girl stigma.
This reminds me.
Y'all know Jade Gersd, great friend,
and used to be the Bud PR representative back in the 2000s.
And so when I would go to the racetracker,
do anything Budweiser,
Jade made it happen, made sure we were on time.
We go to the drive-thru and, you know,
we all got our quirks.
I love picking on Jade because he was just so fun.
Does he take it well?
Yes, yes.
He and I had a great relationship, and I dearly appreciated it still today.
He wrote a few books, Driver Number 8 and stuff like that.
But we were going through the drive-thru fast food joint, and he gets up there and I tell him what I won't.
He knows what he wants.
He speaks in the microphone.
I would like the number three combination and the number six combination.
And I'm like, combination.
Combination.
I never heard anyone do that.
What?
I was like, combo, man.
Does it even say?
It says combo on the thing.
Yeah. Dude, he was not having it.
He was going thoroughly into the vocabulary.
Going going with the common.
I'm like, do you say combination when no one's here?
What are you doing that for?
He didn't do that just to make you laugh?
No.
He was totally serious.
And I was like, hold up.
I have a friend that doesn't say deli.
They say deli.
Deliccates?
Yeah.
That is so extra.
Yes.
It's too much.
It is too much.
Well, I get it.
now because I would say
Cosmopolitan please
if I were to order this
I feel like there's a good chance you might
now I'm still testing it
I'm still testing it I'm still testing it I'm not sure
I like the tardiness of it
the citrus and whatever going on there
tardy party it's a lot I mean it's a lot
you couldn't you wouldn't want to stack them
but you could have one
no they say you know how you
two martinis is yeah like
where you're limit lies kind of like that
you know Bud Light lime and stuff like that
Like, it's all right, but I can't drink, I drink beer all day.
I can't drink like a lime-flavored beer all day.
Oh, I could drink a lime, yeah.
All day.
Yeah.
He's got these pickle beers, I know we talked about that, and he's one or two.
Man, they're so good.
Donnas, I believe they're called.
Yeah.
They are out of this world.
And I'll go, that's the only thing I'd go to a, well, not really, but that drives me to
the liquor store, to the total wine. Like, I'm not a regular going to the total wine or the ABC store.
But for that, yes, sir. So I, fortunately, I have my high rock vodka, like a hand deliver. But,
yeah, that's right. You didn't have to go anywhere to get that. I don't have to go get that.
Just shows up. Yeah. So when I've got to go out to get something, that, I know people will be like pickle beer.
It's really literally, you know how we'll drink.
pickle juice to kind of like get the new you know get your let your lights back people people some
people think that helps some people don't I do I drink it got salt in and all the things if I'm
hung over a little swagger to a pickle juice and this is like kind of getting your pickle juice
while you're drinking so it justifies this is a good hangover drinks what you're saying it literally is
like pickle juice and beer and it sounds probably bad but I'm telling you if you're if you're any kind of a
pickle person or if you don't mind pickles, I would try it. Donas.
Travis is kind of run out as soon as we're done. I would give it a try.
You know what? If it was a guy's name, I wouldn't like it as much. I kind of like it.
What is that? He doesn't want Travis putting his cocktail together. Yes. Because that's a weird
thing. He doesn't like that. I feel it's. But he does like a named cocktail that's named after
a woman. That doesn't make any sense. It's a beer, but it's Donnas.
What if it was Burt's pickle beer?
I wouldn't like it as much, but I probably still drink it.
But I'm like, damn, Donna, you got something going on here.
This is good.
Damn, Donna.
But I wouldn't go to Burt and go, hey, Bert, badass.
You have a drink named after you.
The Dale, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's delicious.
It is.
It'd be better if it was the Amy, yeah, it'd be better.
If it was the Amy, yeah, nobody would worry it.
I'm not, you know, they insist.
They have to call it that Amy Whamie or something stupid.
They insisted in naming it the Dale, yeah.
I always was uncomfortable with that.
I was in on that name.
I think it's great.
It's like walking around with your name on your belt.
I never was one of those kind of people.
I wouldn't even have my name on my uniform.
Like people put it on their name on their belt of their racing uniform.
Yeah.
Oh.
Or on the, I didn't want my name.
I didn't even love the addresses on the back.
You know, the at Twitter and the Dale Jr.coms and all that.
I didn't like having, I didn't like wearing merch with my name on it
anywhere like a hat so they'd make hats right and they'd have a little del junior on the side well i would
get mine without that but you know the same hat fancabide have that on there but um like i know who i am
i don't need to have me kind of thing you know it's understandable yeah but yeah
anyhow um we got a lot of things that have happened obviously we haven't done the show and and you know
too often during the all season we did a couple but um like i said earlier amy's been on vacation
Amy went on vacation for a good chunk of time.
I did.
I went on a girl's trip for the first time in a really long time.
We went to celebrate one of my girlfriend's 50th birthdays.
The last time we all went on a girls group trip was 10 years ago for her 40th.
Wow.
Isn't that hard to believe?
Well, all of us have little kids and like we just went through this period of time.
Like we would take small weekend trips here and there, but not the entire group.
So it was a lot of fun.
I have a girls group that's like we ride at dawn if somebody's.
in trouble. So like we are stuck together like sisters and cousins like good and bad.
Just depends on what's going on. But like we are. You've been together a long time.
Very good girlfriends. So very grateful to have my girlfriends. But we had a great trip.
Went to Turks and Kekos and found about 20 conch shells. We were snorkeling every day on a
conk on a conk hunt. What are you 12? I'm sorry? You're hunting for conch shells?
Kong shells. They're beautiful. They're big giant conch shells. So like we go on a trip to the Bahamas or
something. The girls want us to bring back something.
She brought back. But they don't need any
trinkets or anything. I don't like clutter.
We're trying to grow that kind of stuff in the house. So we would try to find
conch shells or something pretty we could take to the beach house and like set in the yard,
whatever. That makes sense. And so Christy, one of Dale's cousins and I are
great friends and she too has two kids that appreciate a conch shell. So we were on a
conch on the entire time. We were there and then we went out on a boat twice. The
second day we were there we found like the mother load and we're in like two to three feet of water not
that much so but we're snorkeling all over the place and she comes up and at one point she's got three of them laid out on
her arm like she's been doing it her entire life so we had an entire table full of conch shells to bring home
i didn't eat them we we ate one on the boat he made some saviche but after the last one i pulled up
he looked at me with his little eyeballs i was like oh hey buddy and i couldn't do it after that
i couldn't order conk at the restaurants couldn't do it after that he looked like a little cartoon like
I saw the little antenna eyeballs.
I've never had cops.
It ruined it for me.
But it was fun finding them.
There's so many.
But girls trips are going to happen more often.
Dad stayed with the girls.
He had a great time.
I messed up.
Did a good job.
He did a really good job.
We've reached the next level of the game now.
He's leveled up.
I'm out.
He had the download that week that you were gone.
And on Tuesday, he's telling us,
you got this just me and the girls,
Amy's Way.
Like, this is easy.
And we're like, it's Tuesday morning, Dale.
And he's already celebrating his victory.
You're 48 hours in, bud.
We were not going to talk about that.
He texted me after he picked them up from school that day.
And he's like, this is great.
And I'm having a good time.
But daddy's really tired.
I think he took a nap.
Yeah.
Because he had some assistance.
April came in on Tuesday afternoon.
And I think he actually took a nap that afternoon.
But yeah, it was great.
They had a good time.
I left.
And it got freezing.
So they had to stay inside.
but there was a lot of activities happening,
and I think that kept them busy.
But I also left with Nicole in a full-on crazy attitude.
Like, she's been, like, on one for months.
And I come back and it's gone.
So I don't know what happened.
What kind of a magic voodoo happened when I was gone?
But the kid is, she's found her manners again.
So that's another reason I feel like I should leave more often.
Yeah.
You know, dad's authority did something great to that child.
So.
Now, do you, when you go on vacation,
Are you able to separate?
Are you, like, having that, like, mom guilt, you miss them and, like, wanting to stay in touch?
I could separate, no problem.
They want to FaceTime me.
So it's like, okay, now's a good time.
I haven't started into the margaritas yet.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Don't try to call me at dinner time.
We've been at it all day, you know?
Amy, this is so funny.
So when I, if I leave, I, when you don't have a conversation about this,
So really none of us, we don't like have a plan.
It's not a plan.
There's no rules or whatever.
But when I go out of town, I feel this obligation to be like, I'm good.
We're fine.
We're okay.
We're doing this.
We're here.
We're here.
And we're planning to do X, Y, and Z.
And that's it.
And Amy doesn't really care.
I mean, Amy's not caring about this as much as I think.
But when Amy goes out of town, she just like,
you might hear from her around breakfast or right after breakfast before lunch and nothing.
For the rest of the day.
The rest of the day.
And you'll get up in the morning and be like, hey, y'all still good?
I'll even text the other folks on the trip.
Hey, man, y'all all right?
Amy's not answering her phone.
And she'll.
Does she lose it?
Is she alive?
Does she throw her back out again?
I know.
Is she okay.
Especially on this trip because she left with her back a little.
I slept on the ice pack the whole night before because it tried to go out on me the night before I was leaving.
I was like, oh, no.
Yeah.
When that happens, Amy's down, flat, out on the couch, can't move, can't do anything, and totally uncomfortable.
And I thought that maybe it could have happened.
I don't know.
It just hadn't heard from her in a while.
But, yeah, she'll go 12, 18 hours.
We've talked about this.
I'm going to lose my phone.
I tried very hard to make sure that I was responsible and I left my phone in my room so that I didn't lose the damn thing.
That's fine.
Losing it in the ocean is not as easy as finding in the middle of a Vegas casino, you know what I'm saying?
You can't search for it there.
You've taken two trips in 10 years.
Like we don't have like a, we don't have, once it gets like understood and comfortable and yep, Amy's, yeah.
Because my buddies, they got some of their wives and are.
They're better at community.
Some of their wives are on the trip too.
Some of them weren't.
They were like, hey, man, y'all heard from the girls.
You know, it'd be me one day texting the guys.
Y'all heard from the girls?
Then it'd be the other guy the next day.
Have y'all heard from the girls?
You know, because it'd be a different mom, you know, ghosting us every other day.
I feel like no news is good news.
There was no effort in ghosting.
It was just like we were in the moment, relaxed, in the water.
We were coming, cuntin, man.
We were not worried about our phones.
Yeah, if you're not hearing from him, that's a good thing.
I think so, too.
And honestly, when I'm not hearing from him, I feel the same way.
Like, if you don't need to check in, if you don't need answers to questions, then you're good.
But I also left a very detailed to do.
Here's everybody's contact information.
here's this is that and the other
addresses like he had no question
he should have had no questions but
yeah we checked in
and he had a guy's group like a support group
so some of the other gentlemen
two other guys on the lives were on the trip
yeah and so immediately we all got together
on a group text and we're like hey man
we're up and at him this morning
kids teeth are brushed we're gonna be out of the
how the house on time oh drop off went good
y'all's drop off go good no first
the first morning one of the other ones didn't
yeah so like we were
consistently like walking each other through.
It was a support group.
The first couple of days.
Man.
Single dads.
Oh, yeah.
We had a great week.
And that was the first time I'd really been left to take care of the kids for a
sustained period of time.
And it was a success.
And now Amy's comfortable to go on more trips.
To be fair, though.
More trips for Amy means more trips for me.
Because like it's a one for one.
When she goes, I go.
That's the way it works.
Tid for Chad, eh?
He just said that out loud.
He sure does.
Is that not right?
I mean, I wouldn't have.
Why are you asking Travis?
I wouldn't have said it.
I would have been like two for Amy, one for me.
I was going on my trip.
At this point, I've got backlog to get caught up.
There's interest.
She needs to be paid very retroactively.
Damn right.
Amy, I planned a trip to go away when Amy came back, but I left a, I left like in transition.
Yeah, we didn't even high five.
He left before I got home.
I was gone before she got back to the house.
I had a forced reintroduce.
with no support.
I got home and I was like, damn.
After all those days of Raisin Hill,
I went to the beach and set at a bar and drank beer for a couple days.
He was more hungover after his two-day trip than I was after my four-day trip.
That helps.
I'll mess around, man.
He's losing his basketball.
We day drink and we sleep all night.
It was glorious.
But yeah.
I day drink and then I night drink.
Do you have a trip planned already?
Because that's what you should do is while you guys stroll on that high,
let's lock this trip in now.
Because the girls are going to get busy and forget.
So lock it in.
So what we decided is we're all going, we have, it's all my fantasy football league girls too.
So we're going to meet for our crowning brunch on the 31st.
And it was supposed to be Sunday, but with the snow and everything, we're going to push it back.
We're going to do this hat game where everybody puts in a destination they want to go to.
And nothing lame.
Like if you put in Asheville, you don't get to go on the trip.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
It has to be something cool.
And then we're going to pull the names out.
We're not going here.
We're not going here until we get to the last one, and that's where we're going to go.
We're going to play on the next one.
Damn.
Love that.
Cool.
I'm just going to take the guys to the beach.
We're going to drink.
And listen to whatever pop punk Dale puts on the radio.
I can't control the radio at the bars down there.
And whatever else Amy puts on the touchtons.
But I like the day drink and then try to night drink.
That's that.
And then I door dash breakfast.
So whoever's awake first gets the breakfast off the porch.
Amy door dashed us breakfast.
If I didn't, they wouldn't have any food.
He wouldn't let me deliver groceries.
Like, when he first got there, I was like, please make sure there's at least water,
some sodas, whatever to drink.
And so they had those things and TP and they were, that's it.
Pickle beer.
And so I was door dashing breakfast every morning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we are expecting a big storm.
Mm-hmm.
And so have y'all, you obviously, that means you can't not follow what's been going on
over the last three or four days.
They were predicting this insane, you know,
foot of snow, six inches of snow in Charlotte.
Getting everybody all riled up, I fell for it.
And I feel like it's still a good thing to get riled up over it.
Woke up the next, woke up a day later and they're like,
well, it's moved.
The target for the snow has moved north a thousand miles,
which is not good for us because now we're in this situation
where we're going to get a ton of ice.
And that tears up the trees and the power line.
and all that stuff.
So we're not sure
what we're going to experience
over the next couple of days,
but...
I'm still hoping for snow.
I just want to go outside and play it.
And I think everybody
prefer snow over the ice we might get.
Have you done any extra shopping,
Amy?
I've been going to do extra shopping
every single day, picking up snacks.
Yeah.
As I'm picking up the snacks,
they're eating them.
So like by the time we actually get to the snowstorm,
the snacks are going to be dwindled.
We're fine.
Down.
We are fine.
So two things.
If you have like an outdoor plumbing,
of like a sink or anything, anything that's outside the walls of your house,
get you one of them light clamps, the heat light, heat clamp lights,
and plug that dude in.
I got, I did that this morning.
We got a little sink outside and I put a little light down there.
You do?
Yeah.
Downstairs in the kitchen, pool kitchen.
There's a sink.
And so you put a little clamp and a heat lamp and it's on a temperature sensor.
so when it gets to a certain degrees, it turns the light on.
So it ain't on all the time, which is fine if you want to leave it on all the time.
But the other thing, too, is drip your faucets.
So, like, get a faucet.
Get it dripping.
And just leave it.
Go into your house anywhere and turn on the faucet that you don't use because you'll turn, you know,
if you use it, you're going to turn it off.
You'll use it, wash your hands, whatever you're doing,
then turn it off or get to leave it to drip.
Go find a faucet or something that you're not going to use.
and turn it to a very, very slight drip and leave it.
And I like to put some paper towels down in the bottom
because it splashes the water everywhere, you know,
after it drips for a while,
it just sprinkles water all over the top of the sink.
And so the napkin will stop that.
I'm just helping people out there.
We need to be helpful.
They tune in to laugh,
but they also need some assistance.
All right.
And some good information.
Stop up on snacks, booze, candles, fire clickers,
wet wipes.
I'm worried about not being able to flush the toilets.
The power goes out, we get one flush.
And we don't have a generator plug at our house.
We don't.
We can't generate our house.
Nothing.
But we...
Nothing will work.
I have a generator.
It'll run the camper.
So we got our camper from camping world.
And that's like a last resort.
So if we need to get a cooler and save some of our groceries,
we'll run them down to the camper.
I mean, we just sit the groceries on the porch.
Yeah.
So you don't need...
Yeah.
Whatever.
I'm just, great idea.
My point is, we're not going to be in trouble.
We've set Grandpa off.
I'm just saying, I got it.
What are you going to do for food?
We have frozen steaks and ground beef.
We have a gas stove.
So even if it doesn't ignite, we have the clicker.
We can just turn the gas on.
I've got a generator that will run any,
like we've got appliances and electrical cookers and grills and all that stuff downstairs.
We've got a little cheap.
We've got some camping things here.
grill. We got a little cheap flat iron
electric grill. We'll just heat off of that.
It's fine.
I'd be, I'd appreciate the challenge.
You know it doesn't make sense? The people that stock up on
toilet paper. Exactly.
Bread, milk and toilet paper.
Where are you going to put all that?
Well, let me ask you the question. Are you going to
more? No, no, no, no. Let me ask you a question.
I guess they were, they're not going to have it, be able to get
out for breaks. That's the thing.
So I wondered about that too, because during COVID, that was
that was toilet paper was the thing before COVID when we'd have storms or anything like that was always
milk and bread you know milk and bread milk and bread and then all of a sudden COVID came and it was like
toilet paper toilet paper toilet paper toilet paper like all of a sudden toilet paper shot to the top and well a big
giant thing of toilet paper right now is like almost $30 but like to your point like why I think people
truly believe that they might be in such a situation to where they cannot go get toilet paper
and that would be the worst thing that could happen is running out of toilet paper.
That's in that, I'm assuming that's what's in their mind.
I mean, like running out of toilet paper would be pretty tragic.
None of us have experienced it.
I mean, we have in some small scenarios where you're in the bathroom and you're like,
somebody used the last.
The cabinet's too far away.
I've done my duty here.
Somebody has, I didn't even look in the rolls empty.
You got to do the waddle over.
Now you got to get it over.
Now we're waddling.
Yeah.
That's the worst.
And I'll tell you, if we have an empty roll on the toilet paper roll, it's Nicole.
100% Nicole.
Yeah.
She'll throw the roll in the trash can, though.
She does do that, but she doesn't, she can't open the cabinet.
It's so hard.
It like folds down.
Well, I go into some, I've got that one bathroom over in the computer room.
I'll go in there and the toilet paper will be rolled off into the floor.
Ila does that too.
I'm like, y'all.
They just play with.
with it like cats, you know.
Yeah.
They sit there and just watch it, do whatever it does.
That gets funny.
Do you have any storm essentials?
Well, I'm in an apartment, so it's like...
Got all the people to support you?
No, but I don't have...
I haven't done anything yet.
You think of all the people around you to save your ass when you're low on toilet paper?
It's like you go to one person's house and use it up and then you go to the next person,
everybody's together.
I might just go stay at a friend this weekend.
Like, I don't, like, or I might just...
Hang it out.
You're really going to make that.
Well, so like, if I knew that power's not going to go out, I'm good.
But the second power goes out when you're living alone, you're going to go nuts.
Yeah.
Well, plus you don't have any Wi-Fi too.
And out where we live, the phones don't work that well.
So you have no service.
Well, we've got a Wi-Fi.
That's smart to not be right yourself.
We've got the E-Lon Internet.
So I'll just fire that thing up.
I forget about that thing, too, because it's on the camper.
But, yeah, I haven't bought anything yet.
But, I mean, you don't, you don't need a ton of food.
No.
And then beer and you're good.
Yeah.
It should be fine.
It's good.
It's good.
The only thing I'm curious about is I've got,
work to do Monday and next weekend is it going to be icy and not going to be able to,
we're going to have to, you know, cancel some responsibilities.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're going to look into that.
The kids aren't going to have school.
School is definitely going to cancel.
If it rains too hard, they cancel school.
But I, I feel like it's, I don't know.
I just feel like when they, people freak out, you don't get really what it's just supposed
to get.
The buildup is just not that big of a deal.
Yeah.
It's usually what it works, how it works.
I have a funny story about Nicole, since we're talking about family stuff and kids.
it was before I left for my trip.
I picked her up from school.
And you know how kids are?
Like you can't just say how was your day.
And then they'll just tell you how their day was.
You have to ask them like in a riddle style questions.
Like do you think fun happened today?
Do you think funny happened today?
Anybody get in trouble in class today?
So I was like, hey, Nicole, how was school?
Did you have a good day?
Was it fun today at school?
And she's like, no, but something bad happened.
I'm like, she was in preschool.
What kind of bad could happen at preschool?
but there's nothing but chicks in her class, too.
There's no boys.
But my mom flag goes up.
I'm like, something bad happened.
Are you okay?
Are you?
Like, what happened?
That's bad?
And she's like, I don't want to talk about it.
And I was like, oh, Lord.
And at this point, she's just behind me in the car.
So I tilt my mirror down so I could see her face.
And I'm like, what do you mean something bad happened?
Is it something I should call your teacher about?
And she goes, no.
Like, what a preposterous thing that you would want to do that?
And I'm like, well, then what happened?
She goes, kindness, mom.
Everybody was so kind today, and I was bored.
I'm like, oh my God.
That's what she's bothered by is, you know, just everybody being nice at school like they're supposed to.
So that's what I left in a nutshell.
I was picking her up from school when Amy was going on her trip.
And which I don't ever pick her up.
Amy picks, Amy does Nicole's school pickups and drop off.
I do eyeless, so I don't really ever get to really go get Nicole.
So I'm standing by the.
door, the teacher sees me, goes inside, gets her, brings her to the doorway.
And there's a couple of the moms and their kids kind of connecting and gathering in the
hall.
And this little girl looked at Nicole and said, bye Nicole.
And Nicole goes, bye, because Nicole was in a great mood because I was picking her up.
Daddy, daddy, daddy.
And that girl looked at her mom and goes, Mom, Nicole was nice to me.
Said it just like that.
I mean, is she the class bully?
I've heard nothing bad from the teachers.
I was like, Colby.
I'm a little concerned.
I was like, Collie, are you not always nice on sale?
It's just like a big surprise when you're nice?
I know.
But we're not getting notes or calls or any kind of communication from her teachers
that, you know, she's anything but a normal, he's a going student.
I feel like they're all scrappy or something's going on in that class.
If the teacher isn't saying something to you, then I don't think you're...
Yeah, there must be nothing to worry about.
overthinking.
Maybe she's just more matter of fact
and some kids are just...
Yeah.
Maybe.
It's a mystery.
Yeah.
I think you're good.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not worried about it.
I'm not calling a teacher to find out.
I'm not worried about it.
No, no, no, you never call.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's alarming.
It's a little alarming.
When you have kids, like you are oversensitive
to all those things,
you're like, oh my God,
am I raising a good person?
It's always at the top of mind.
Yeah.
And in those moments, you're like,
oh, God, where do we go?
Where do we go wrong?
That's the thing with Ayla,
You know, she turned out, she's turned out awesome.
And with Nicole, I don't think we did anything wrong.
It's just who she is.
She is like full, full throttle.
She's got her own personality and like we didn't,
like whatever different in there is nothing we did.
Just came like that.
She came like that.
That's what stock hole is.
Hey, man, did you do those modifications to that truck?
No, bought it like this.
It came like that.
Yep.
That flare was in there already.
That's how it came.
Yeah.
So I love IT.
I do.
And when I get a little free time at home,
a lot of times I tend to pick up a project that's electrical in nature or components.
He'll find something that you can take apart and put back together.
So the room where the server is, though, is poured concrete.
create it's like almost like a safe room.
So there's no service down there.
Even if he takes his phone for whatever he's doing,
there's no getting a hold of Ralph if he's downstairs messing with the computers.
But I took all, I bought new towers that are four foot tall because all of the
year, over the years over through burning up, getting hit by lightning,
getting rid of stuff that I don't need anymore, you know, DVD players and stuff like
at you.
And so I tour, I tore all of the completely.
opponents out of the tower and reinstalled what I wanted in a short tower.
And I did that up.
I've got towers on every floor.
And I did this to two towers.
And boy, that's like a two-day process.
That's like a two-day job.
But it's so much fun.
Like if I didn't make it in racing, I'd probably be in IT.
I'll take your word for it because that sounds boring.
I freaking love it.
He starts talking about it and I glaze over.
I think it's what probably happens.
That's probably what just happened.
with our listeners.
Yeah.
We lost everybody.
I will take the light switches.
I'll take the light switches apart and fix them.
Everybody right now is filling up the toilet paper on the handles or whatever you call it.
Check in their toilet paper.
Everybody's checking their toilet paper, checking the water, making sure they're dripping faucets.
Hey, if that's a hobby for you, it's a hobby for you.
It's a hobby for me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can come home and there will be wire strung all the way through the house.
He's re-literally rewiring.
things like god dude i know you can fix this but why i mean i kind of wish i had those i just
don't have the skills and don't care i can't stand something being in a i can't stand a component
like being in one of those towers that's not being used or not plugged in or you know and i
and the extra wires that go to it they can all go away everything get cleaner simpler
i get um it gets twitchy ocd yeah he gets twitchy opens the closet and he's like uh
what do you call that got to fix that yeah like i got to fix that yeah like i got to fix
that it's driving me crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just wanted to share that.
Thanks for that story, Ralph.
That's what I'm doing these days.
I just wanted to say that I was late today.
We were going to do this show earlier,
an hour earlier,
but I had a crown come off last night while I was eating dinner
and I went to the dentist this morning.
Mike, we talked about this on our Dale Jr. download,
how great my dentist is, texting right when it happened.
He said come in 8 o'clock in the morning.
I was there.
Amy had to take both kids at school this morning.
And he glued the crown right back in, no problem.
I've got a temporary next Wednesday get the permanent one put in.
This crown was done six years ago.
And I was like, is it unusual for them to come out?
And she's like, oh, yeah.
She's like around five, six years.
The glue starts to get.
Well, he's eating his dinner.
And he chews very hard.
Like, you could hear him chewing from across the room.
And I am sensitive to that.
I'm like one of those people.
but I look over, I'm like, he's in the middle of eating and he's not stopped eating.
He's just going to finish eating his dinner.
It's not like it alarmed him enough where he stopped eating.
It popped out and he put it on the table.
And it kept eating his dinner.
Put it in the Ziplot.
Didn't your mouth hurt?
No.
Well, I ask him like, how much candy have you been eating?
My tooth is fine.
He's like, how much candy have I been eating?
What does that have to do with anything?
I know.
Because you used to tell me if I eat certain types of candy, it'll pull my crowns off my teeth.
And so, you know, considering how.
how much time he's been spending it downstairs on this IT work.
I thought maybe he's been munching on fireballs or who knows what else down there.
It was nerds, nerd ropes.
Nerd clusters.
Yeah.
So we did get, so when I was with the boys, Friday night, we were sitting at Pose,
drinking beer at the bar and one of the boys ran down to the gas station to get some scratch
off.
And I did get him to get some nerds clusters.
So we did have a few nerds clusters about 10 o'clock at night.
I have some of my bag.
Yeah, I have some at the house and I threw them away this morning.
It's for the best.
It is for the best.
But a lot of people will be, so I am very adamant with our girls about brushing their teeth.
And so I didn't do as good a job over the years when I was younger about taking better care of my teeth.
And so I have a few crowns.
And dad had a ton of crowns.
That's what you told me.
Yeah.
When I told Dale, I cracked my tooth on New Year's Day.
And he goes, well, don't worry.
Dale Earnart had 11 crowns.
So you can still be great.
Yeah.
You can still achieve greatness.
You can still achieve greatness because Dale Earnhardt had 11 crowns.
11.
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
It's the flossing that I forget to do sometimes.
And I think that's actually where you have the bigger issues.
It's not the brush of the teeth.
It's great.
It's an internal thing.
No, no, no.
I got to, I got to fix.
for the flossing.
Like me,
I've too struggled
with being a flosser,
regular flosser.
And so I get cleanings
every four months
instead of six.
And so because
as I've gotten older,
I've realized I need
to do a better job.
And so I go to the dentist
more often.
And they'll always ask you,
you have floss?
I'm like,
no.
No.
But I did eat
some beef jerky
today.
That's it.
If you are a regular
customer of Jerky Boys
Beef Jersey
I promise when you go to the dentist the next time for your cleaning, you will proudly tell them.
I am a regular flosser.
Buy this beef turkey and get a good dentist.
Not only are you eating something very delicious and good for you, lean, low on calories,
but you're also now a regular flosser.
Exactly what your dentist wants you to be.
That's hilarious.
Your gums will be healthier and happier.
Just saying, that's what you.
What's happened to me.
That's what's happened to me.
So he's going to tell the girls this and now they're going to be asking for beef jerky now.
Oh, he pushes it on.
Yeah, I do.
I'm like, y'all's a drink.
He brings that bag to the couch.
He's like, he stands in front of everybody passing it out like, like grandma.
I'm like, they're always like, we won't always wanting snacks.
Yeah.
We sit down, we sat down the other night to eat dinner and Nicole had some rice and, uh, or no, some mac and cheese and chicken.
I cut up for her.
And she's like, awesome.
She's eating a little bit and then she stops.
And she's like, I'm done.
I was like, eat one more piece of chicken.
She's like, I don't want it because it has that.
And she points to a little charred mark on it.
She doesn't like grill marks or anything charred.
She doesn't know what that is and don't want it on there.
So I cut the char mark off and here, okay.
And so I throw it away.
And she goes and sits on the couch and goes, I want some pretzels.
I'm like, no.
She's like, I want a snack.
I'm like, we just, we're eating dinner.
and you just said you were done.
They made me throw it away.
And now, no, no, you're not doing it.
Like, you don't, they can't, they can't like it.
She's just at that age group or snacks her life.
Yeah.
That's just what it is.
Every five minutes that kid wants a snack.
And you got to, you got to be watching because she goes to the cupboard.
She'll be in there.
She'll monkey climb all the way up to the top and get whatever.
You can't hide anything from her.
I've said this before.
She's, like, living with a raccoon.
She's quiet and able, and she will get into anything.
and she'll leave a trail of things.
Like she'll close the door to the pantry
and sit in there and eat the snacks
and then put the snack packages
back into the snack box.
Walked in there the other day
to organize all the gummy snacks
and those fruit strips that I buy.
Half the damn box was empty.
Empty wrappers.
She just gets one
and slips it right back in there.
Yeah.
You need to put a lock on the door,
a little keypad.
I can't do that.
That would be too much.
We would forget the code.
That, and it's like,
that's what they did to me.
I stole that money from Daddy's change jar
and they put locks on every door and scarring.
Maybe you feel like an outcast.
He's still traumatized from it.
Maybe feel like an outcast.
Oh my gosh.
You didn't do it again, though.
Did we tell that story?
Where I stole all the money out of the dad's changed yard to buy the Game Boy,
and he's like, how did you get?
I'm over there playing it on the couch.
Yes, we have.
He's nonchalantly just playing this new game system that, of course he didn't get.
I never crossed my mind that they would go.
How'd you get that?
The money to buy that.
Yeah, where is that?
80 bucks.
Where'd you get that?
But that's what happened.
Yeah.
I'm over there.
I'm over there like,
Hey,
and the local pawn shop.
And the pawn guy called his dad and was like, hey man,
I got one of your business cars.
I wonder where Nicole gets us from.
Right?
She looks like me and acts like him.
Really, we're in trouble.
She's like,
this mighty little force.
Yeah.
Her getting the gummy bear packages
and put on them back in the box
is absolutely me.
And she would lie straight to your face
if you ask her who did it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Well.
That's full circle.
I love when they eat the jerky because I, you know, I just feel like that when they're wanting snacks, it's typically gummy bears.
Yeah, sugar.
It's all sugar.
Center and sugar pretzels.
All sugar.
What's the chocolate?
Nutella.
Nutella.
Where did the hell that come?
I've never had never heard of Nutella.
Never had it.
Until I met, until like probably about five, six, ten years ago, Steve La Tart's eating it.
And I'm like.
What is that?
Where did this come from?
He used smotein chattelah and marshmallow fluff sandwiches, which...
Where did this come from?
They make these little snack packs with Nutella on one side.
Was Nutella around?
Yeah, she knows.
Decades ago?
Yes, it was.
Was?
Yeah.
Well, I wasn't it a thing.
I don't know.
No one ever talked about it.
Well, it was European.
It's a European-based company, so maybe it wasn't, like, such a thing here.
I've always wondered, like, brioge buns.
Were they a thing when I was younger and my family just couldn't afford her or didn't want it?
Or, like, when did broochie buns become the rage?
They're everywhere now.
I don't know, like bakery bread is far more popular.
Like you got Wonderbread, you got whatever loaf was around.
I like the old school Wonderbread, just to color of the package.
Just gives me a good nostalgia.
Yeah.
Even, it could be, I don't care what it tastes like.
Our kids are obsessed with Hawaiian rolls.
Oh, those are the best.
Hey guys, Dale Jr. and I are back in the Dirty Moad Media Studio for our very first episode.
Bless Your Heart for our second season.
And we're ready for your questions.
What you got?
The first question comes from Jamie
And she wants to know
Where do you guys keep your phone
When it's on your person
Like in your pockets
When do you keep your on your person
Yeah like on you
You walk around with it in your hand
24 seven
Which is why I lose it so much
But yes
Like I don't unless I have my purse on me
I'm not gonna have it
Like put away
You don't put it in your pocket
Your hoodie pocket nothing
Every once in a while
But I feel like it drags me down
It's uncomfortable
Dill
always walks around with his in his back pocket.
Amy hates it.
I do hate it because it wears his one pocket out,
and he looks like he's got saggy bottom jeans on.
When I take the phone out after a few, you know, after a while.
He's been wearing the jeans for two, three days.
I got one baggy pocket.
One really worn out pocket.
Worn out.
It's like a stretched pocket and one regular pocket.
Aren't you afraid, though, that also like it's going to fall out or someone could take it back there.
So I don't know what's happening.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm not worried because I can't see it happening.
He only does it in the house.
Out of sight.
Out of mind.
If he's out running around, I don't feel like you put that in your back pocket.
I wear my pair.
I'll wear, this is a brand new pair of pants.
I pulled the tags off this morning.
I'll wear these for three days.
Yeah.
I don't think anything wrong with that.
So I put my phone in my back pocket, and on day two, three,
it's kind of a little bigger than the other pocket.
The right one's a little off-sighted.
And she also says it makes my ass look big or something, like weird.
No, it looks like pancakey.
You have a bubble butt.
Like it makes it look different.
I'm like, what is going on over there?
Quit that.
Do you ever put it in a front pocket when you're traveling?
I don't want to put it in my front pocket because I don't want it close to the jewels.
What?
The proximity to the jewels is so much different if it's in your back pocket.
I don't know.
Look, I don't know what's going on with this thing and what it might be doing.
They say you're not supposed to sleep close to a charging phone and your mother had that issue.
Yeah, yeah.
She carried her fold flip phone in her bra in her bra and her bra.
She was a teacher and like so she just stick it in her shirt.
She did, you know.
And she ended up with breast cancer and she's pretty sure that that's what caused the tumor right there because it was close before she just keep it.
So you don't know, but I'm like, you know, I'd rather have to trap whatever it's doing to me.
I'd rather have to travel through the fat of my ass and lay it right up next to it.
The jewels, you know what I'm saying?
Yes, Elvis.
We know what you're saying.
I'm thinking my ass is giving me a little,
my ass is saving me.
We're going to keep that ass fat, and we're going to keep the jewels safe.
That's what we're going to work on.
I mean, that's what like my brain work.
They did just say, like, don't put a laptop on like.
It's my science.
He doesn't.
He does not carry a laptop and put it on his lap.
Yeah, like they're saying, like, if you're using a laptop,
it shouldn't be on your lap.
Right.
Because of.
The jewels.
Yeah, the jewels.
I lay in bed.
If your jewels are as precious as Dales, you'd better not put it on your lap.
Yeah.
Now he's red.
We did it.
We turned in red.
I,
if you're laying in the bed,
I'll lay in the bed and do an iPad.
And I get,
you know,
I'm like,
laying that across your chest,
you know.
I don't know.
All these tablets and all the stuff.
This is like,
this is like...
The radiation from them.
Yeah,
you're not supposed to have all that sequester face.
This is like two decades of technology here
that we don't have real information on
on what it's truly doing around us.
I don't know.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist on that kind of stuff,
but I don't want, if I'm unknowingly, like,
doing some damage to myself,
I don't want to learn that down the road.
So I'd rather, in my scientific mind,
I'm putting it in my back pocket,
and that's safer than carrying it in my front.
IT, Bill Nye over here says,
I'll sleep next to it with the next to my head,
but I ain't going to put it in my front pocket.
Yeah, where do you sleep with?
I don't sleep.
I don't plug it in around, but.
It don't matter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's upon a
headboard.
Yeah.
Look, I'm not,
I agree that there's holes and...
So that explains why there's issues up here.
There's a lot of holes and flaws in my...
In the way my mind works.
But I say this too.
Like,
I don't carry it around in my pocket as much anymore.
Like intentionally.
Like, like right now,
like I don't want it in my front pocket
when I can sit it over here, right?
That makes sense.
And it's uncommon.
after-while, they're too freaking big.
Like, we had to keep making them bigger and bigger and bigger.
And, of course, I'm going to get the bigger one because it gets, you know, the new one's
bigger.
Got it.
Well, they make them a little bigger, like a little bit bigger, and I'm going to go buy it.
I wish they'd have never done that because they used to be super.
They're playing into your masculinity doing that.
I know.
And they used to, well, I had the small phone, the small version of the new phone.
And I've got all my old ones.
I got my threes, my S-3s.
Well, I got every iPhone that we've ever bought.
I still have it.
and the original ones were so small and easy.
Like a toy.
Convenient.
I'm walking into the stadium at Kansas City for a Chiefs game, Thursday night game,
or maybe it's a Monday night game.
Either way, I'm doing this for NBC, me, LaTart, all of us, Jeff Burton,
and Rick Allen.
And we're going in there with NBC to do like a little pregame sideline deal.
and we're with one of our big NBC bosses.
He's the head guy over sports.
He's got his big Mac's iPhone out,
and I've got my little one out.
And he goes, man, you, you know,
in the line of work you're in,
you ought to have the big phone.
Everything on, you know, everything's video.
Big dog, damn.
It made him feel silly with his little phone.
Mine's bigger.
He goes in a lot of work with video and, you know,
broadcasting everything.
Yeah, we're going to watch a lot of stuff on this thing.
You ought to have the bigger screen.
I was like, all right, I am.
My guy, Captain.
You got it.
And now, you know, you barely can carry it on you.
You barely can carry it.
You almost need a purse.
You almost need a purse.
You almost need a dolly, maybe behind you, carried.
It's a dolly.
Yep.
You could put a little trailer hitch on your belt.
This is getting out of control.
Okay, sorry.
It is.
Do we have another question?
I forget we even have people watching this.
Next question is, if you could choose one of the girls'
movies to never see again, what movie would that be?
I ain't saying shit.
I had one little comment about Bluey and got drug by all the Bluey fans out there because
I had a little comment, critique.
But really?
Yeah, I won't even relive this.
So Bluey's great.
Love Bluey.
Oh, Lord.
What have we been watching so much lately?
They've been watching this emoji movie the last couple of days, and I had never sat through
that one, and it's kind of weird.
Not terrible.
It's not bad.
They got a new one with the Fox.
What's the,
they're on the heist.
I don't know.
You know,
they've been watching it over and over.
The zoo movie?
There's a new one in the theater right now.
Right.
They've been watching that one.
That's pretty decent.
They're not hammering down
and watching anything as religiously as they were.
So it's been easier.
They're like bouncing around
watching different movies and different things.
So nothing too bad.
That's good.
Honestly,
we're in a good phase right now.
I will say,
Probably making a mistake here.
We watched a lot of cocoa melon, right?
When we were younger, and when the kids were younger, we had, we were in this phase of
cocoa melon, right?
And I thought that we would move to from coconut because they sort of, you know, they
sort of graduate to different things, but Nicole still loves coconut.
They just loaded it on the Netflix, so she's found it on there and wants to watch it.
It's like nursery rhymes and very baby oriented, so it's a little triggering.
It is a little trigger.
It is a little bit.
I don't let them watch the Barbie stuff.
on Netflix either because sorry Barbie but the shows are catty.
Oh.
Yeah, they're like mean girl kind of stuff and I don't want the girls talking like that.
Yeah, you don't want to learn those things.
Yeah, we're already combating enough with Nicole.
Like we don't really need Barbie giving her extra ammo, you know?
Yeah.
There is some truth to the girls will hear things they hear, you know, the girls will repeat things that they hear in shows.
And so, and they'll tell us to where they heard it.
They'll say something to their sister about being stupid.
or I'm not going to be your friend anymore.
And they're just bro playing or having fun.
But they'll say it and we're like, where did you hear that?
Yeah, we don't say that to you.
Where'd you hear that?
Yeah.
And they'll tell you the show.
They'll be like, oh, it's in this show.
They're like, oh.
Block.
Yeah, no more of that.
Next question is rank the top nights of a four night trip in order of best to worse
and the night before the trip counts.
So you have five selections.
So like the night before plus night one, two,
three and four.
Rank the what?
You have a four night trip.
Yep.
You rank your nights in order of best to worst.
The night before counts.
I think we'd both agree that the night before the trip is going to be in the back.
Yeah, least favorite.
Usually it's a little stressful.
Packing and all the things getting organized and your like relaxation does actually start yet.
Oh, see, I'm amped up.
Yeah, when you're single, when you don't have kids and you're like, get to anticipate it.
The anticipation is more exciting.
It's a piece of cake for me.
Okay.
I'm going to take the days of the trip,
and they are, if there are, how many, five, five, four nights,
and you've got to put them in order, right?
Four nights, including the night before, which is five.
Yep.
Right?
Night one on the trip is all, is going to be the blowout.
You can't help it.
You get there, you're excited.
We tried over and over and over on trips,
especially going down to Key West.
Let's not go as hard on night one, but you can't help it.
So first night is number one.
followed by the second night, followed by the third night.
The last night of the trip is the worst of all five.
Is it worse than the...
It's worse than the night before the trip.
The last night on the trip is sucky because...
And I just experienced this with my friend Sean.
It was Saturday.
We drank Thursday night and Friday.
And Saturday we had one more night and we're going to get up and drive home.
And I tried so hard.
to get him to drink a few beers.
And he was like, nope, I'm tired.
I'm good.
And I'm like, man, this is just, let's just have a few more.
It's, you know, we still got tonight and we're going to get them more.
We'll be fine.
And so, and then sometimes I'm in that mood.
Sometimes I'm like, man, I don't want to go home tomorrow, but I am, and I'm mad about
that.
We used to go down to Key West.
I can't, I can't get up.
Last day of Vacationdale was an actual thing.
He'd start closing up to shutters on the house.
And we had all day to like play.
in the pool.
We're like, dude, we're not leaving until tomorrow.
We don't have to do this.
I'm starting to button up the house.
And he was like 24 hours early.
Silent, not talking to anybody.
Just pouting.
I'm mad because we're going to go back to the reality.
I don't want to leave.
And I don't, I can't party tonight because I know what's tomorrow.
I know what tomorrow brings, right?
And I'm mad about that.
I don't know if I'm that way as much anymore.
No, we don't do that anymore.
We don't pout anymore.
See, I would put like,
I am so excited the night before the trip.
Like, I, I halfway ruined the first day because I didn't sleep as well.
It's like, you know, it's like Christmas, you know, waiting on Christmas, Christmas Eve.
For me, day two is the best day because I finally relaxed.
Like, first day on vacation is like three or four for me.
Like, I'm excited.
I'm there, but, like, I'm not fully relaxed yet.
I don't feel like I go as hard that day is, like, day two and three.
Like, those are my fun days.
And then day four, I'm just like, I'm not pouting, but I'm not as excited.
But the day before is like my least favorite day.
Just because I'm on to make sure I've got everything in order and like it's more stressful than anything else.
Yeah.
Day two.
This is making me want to go on a trip.
Where are we going to go?
We got a trip plan coming up.
Yeah, we're going skiing for spring break.
Oh, we got another one too.
Me and you were going to go on.
Skying for spring break?
Yes, we're going skiing for spring break with my sister.
backwards. Like you go skiing on a spring break? I know. So we do a lot of beach trips and we want to
teach the kids how to ski. Okay. And like I feel like it's a good time to go. My sister, Katie,
lives in Texas, their kids are in, or on spring break the same week, which is not normal for us.
So like we're going to meet out there and the kids all get to do it together. And I guess how often
do your kids get to play in snow? Right. I'm not excited.
Dale's going to operate and we're going to ski.
I don't feel the urge to go.
I learned how to ski.
I did it.
It's about the children.
I know.
Well, that's hopefully,
see, privately,
that was kind of my hope
is that I would just hang with the kids.
I will go through the skiing school
and all the things and I'll get my skis on.
I'll go out on the slopes and do it with them.
But like,
I do not have the urge to get up there
and go down a green or anything like that by myself.
I did learn how to ski.
I loved it.
It was fun.
I went over to,
South Korea and skied with Mike.
Incredible.
Well, you should just do it with me this time.
Because the last time we went skiing,
the last two times, I was pregnant.
I'll go down with you.
It should be fun.
There's tubing and all kinds of fun stuff.
That's probably what's going to happen.
It's going to be real chill.
I'm never gone skiing.
This isn't like, you have it?
I'm too old.
I'm old.
You can't be just.
Are you worried about falling?
Is he going?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Well, now I feel better about it.
Yeah.
He's good.
I didn't know he was going.
Yeah, he's going.
I thought it was just the fent of,
and dad.
And dad. Okay, perfect. Her dad's awesome.
If he can do it, I can do it.
Yes.
Simple as that. But I would, I don't mind skiing, I guess. I don't know.
It wasn't his choice. He got, he got told this is what was happening, so that's really where we are.
Where are you going?
To Winter Park, Colorado.
Okay. See, that's everything.
It's like, you're going to place that's like, chill.
It's not going to be, like, freezing cold when you're out there.
Well, we weren't going to go skiing in the Bahamas.
No, but, like, if you go to, like, upstate New York or something.
Something like there's some areas where it's going to be colder where like if you got west the snow is better and it's not as cold.
It's going to be great.
There's it's going to be fluffy snow.
There's kids activities, tubing like glow in the dark, this and that.
Yeah.
It'll be great.
I think you're going to have fun.
They will have fun.
It'll be fine.
I just, um, I'm curious as to how getting them all ready and together and everybody heading in the right direction is going to go.
It's going to be mad chaos.
Yeah.
Because like Nicole and Ila have no idea what they're in for.
And the, the boot.
and all the stuff.
And they're going to get mad.
And no, you can see Nicole.
Yeah.
Come on.
We're going to walk over here.
No.
Well, she doesn't like being uncomfortable.
She doesn't like being outside much.
They're going to go like two foot down the slope, the little bunny slope.
They're going to go like two foot and be like, uh-uh, uh-uh.
They're going to be fine.
They're going to be with an instructor with their cousins.
They're going to be fine.
They're going to be fine.
Go tubing.
That'll be fun.
Yeah.
Don't bring your anxiety to the trip.
Dale, that has to stay at home.
What's all we got for asking?
Any more questions?
That's all we got for asking.
Thank you guys for your questions.
We're excited for another season.
And if you haven't already,
please hit the subscribe button.
And also don't forget to check out
all of the merch at shop.dirty.durdymoomedia.com.
Thank you.
And we'll see you next week.
