The Dale Jr. Download - We Think Dale Stole Someone’s Birthday Cake...

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

This week on Bless Your ‘Hardt, Amy’s birthday celebration did not exactly go according to plan, and somehow it involved two carrot cakes, a mystery bundt cake, and a situation where Dale may or may not have taken someone else’s cake. Amy and Dale recap her birthday, including dinner at Epic in downtown Mooresville, along with a special birthday drink presented by High Rock Vodka, a funny debate about old school cars versus today’s safety features, and why self-driving cars are a hard pass. Plus, Dale shares stories from his Key West trip, including a bar shot that involves getting smacked, and things spiral into conversations about color analysis, closet chaos, and why he refuses to throw anything away. The episode wraps with a chaotic round of Family Feud and Ask Amy, where they give advice on meeting the parents and talk about what age they would go back to if they could. Check out Dirty Mo Media on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DirtyMoMedia  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The following is a production of Dirty Mo Media. Oh, yeah, this is the way it's going to be, girl, if we're going to hang out. Open a bunch of jars, you've got big strong hands. Are you suffering from High Craft? I'm working. Working that mouth. Hi, guys, Dale Jr. and I are in the Dirty MoMo Media Studio for another round of Bless Your Heart. We're excited to be here. I had a birthday yesterday, and I can...

I can happily say that I didn't just get one carrot cake. I got two. Yeah, that's true. It was a good day. So let's get started. You also have a gift. I do? Yep.

Turn around. Flowers from High Rock. Oh, my gosh. How cute is that? There's little tiny High Rock bottles in the flower arrangement. Yeah, pretty neat. That's adorable. There you go.

Well, we had a lot of fun yesterday. Went to dinner. Yeah. It was a pretty chill day. Yep. There's a there's a steakhouse in Mooresville that's called Epic Chop House and awesome place. We go there quite a lot for special events for our family and so forth. There's a lot of great restaurants downtown Mooresville.

Downtown Mooresville has changed quite a bit in the last few years. It's got a kind of resurgence, which is fabulous. Shout out to all those new businesses down there. But Epic is kind of one of our favorites. One of the first ones too. Yes, it was. in the revitalization of the downtown area. Epic was kind of the first stone.

But a pretty awesome place. And, yeah, so we got a lot to talk about. Let's get to the drink of the week. Okay. Well, the drink of the week is also birthday themed. It's called the birthday cake martini. I have on good accord that this is one of those slap your mama drinks. It's really good.

It might even get you in your birthday suit. Oh. So we have two ounces of high rock vodka, one ounce of white chocolate liqueur. one ounce of amaretto, a half an ounce of heavy whipping cream. And then you brush the side of the glass with some vanilla frosting and gently roll it into either some sprinkles or edible glitter. And then you put it in the freezer to set and then you shake your drink up and strain it into your glass. And it is like birthday cake in a glass. Yeah, it tastes pretty good.

Let me try. Pretty good doesn't sound like. I like it. It's delicious. Oh, that's real good. I told you. Chavez said, one's not enough and three is too many. So it's delicious.

I must want my red bulls. I like the red. Oh, you're going to take my drink. You took my red bull, y'all. Just taking everything. Stealing. It's just like our first date. Red bull's a good little chaser.

That tastes good. I'll have some of that. For that. So, did you tell them to visit Howrockvodka. I did not. So if you want to find High Rock in your area,

visit highrockfodka.com. there is a store locator on the website so you can see where you can find it near you. And also you've got to remember to be 21 years or over, you must drink responsibly. What? All the notes are on here. What do you mean all the notes are on here? I think he must have done it like while we were at dinner. Oh, I put this on here the other day.

Dale has a car dinged he wants to talk about. I mean. Dale deemed up the car? No. So, so. So, so. This sounds like something I would do. No, no, no.

We were riding down the road. He just, I just see you edited the bless your heart on my phone. I'm getting that. There's too many. I'm not touching my phone. It says Travis and Amy edited. Bless your heart. He's full of it.

It's right here. I will say I get with notifications and it's, you'll look at it and it says one of you guys are editing and there's. Nothing's happening. Yeah. Well, there's something that I put in there. right above family feud. Did the car ding? Did the car ding?

Yeah. So in my notes it said Dale Ding's car. We're riding down the road. Me and Ila are riding down the road. And I believe it was Ila. Gosh, it could have been Nicole. But we're riding down the road and they're in the back seat. Yeah.

And it was Ila, I'm pretty sure. So we've been driving for a while. And I went over some bumps or something, and I just asked Ila. I was like, hey, you know, you buckled in back here? Because, you know, you go over some bumps. It's like, that's what you say. And you were worried so much? She was buckled.

But, you know, when the truck bounced going through a pothole and I said that in calming, buckled up back there? I knew she was. Just to make her understanding. You knew that she was... We're in control. Bouncing around. Yeah, because she's just not paying attention.

Then she might go, why are we now bouncing through... Town? Town, right. And so I just said it so that she didn't get nervous or anything. Is that like the arm over this? Yeah, kind of. That's what happened when we were kids.

Basically, I was saying, it's all good, just pothole. Don't get worried. And then I started into this conversation and I was like, man, you wouldn't believe it. When I was a kid, Ila, we used to ride around in the backseat and the front seat, not buckled. Like I would lay, I'd be laying all over that back seat sleeping or taking a nap or whatever, right? Crawling and flobord. I was like, can you believe that? That we just drove around town?

Willy-nilly. Not buckled up. and I'm having this like I'm I think her mind back there is exploding like what? Yeah. How is that possible? Why did you get to do that? What did she say? I said when I was a tiny kid in mom's car, I used to not ride around with a seatbelt on.

She said, did the car ding? Really? Yeah. And I'm like, no, they didn't ding back then. I just saw that was freaking hilarious. Yeah, well. Because in her mind, the 1970s. The alerts would be going on.

My mom drove. Had an alert when the seatbelt wasn't buckled. And it dinged a tone. Dinged it didn't start happening until the 2000s. Late 2000s. Yeah, it's been a while. She didn't go, wow, y'all rode around without seatbels how cool. She's like, how did you get away with that?

The car didn't ding. The car must have dinged. Did the car ding? Did you all ride around? around with the damn car dingin the whole time? Yeah, she's like, God damn. That's what her mind went too. I thought that was funny as hell.

We had a similar conversation driving around the other day over keys. We just drove for hours with the car dingin and just board it. Yeah. I had forgotten the key fob inside, so I'd go back in and get my key. And she was, that's not actually a key. I was like, you're right. It's called a fob. I don't know why it's called fob, but it's a key fob.

And it's like got buttons, you know, makes the car, you know, turn on. And she's like, well, why is it? did a key fob. I was like, well, because the cars used to start with keys, you know, like dad's old trucks, my alchemino, like you have an actual key, a physical key to turn it on and you had to crank it. And she was like, that's weird. Maybe it was Nicole that I was talking to because everything that she responds to, that's weird. I'm like, dang, that is kind of weird. They don't even know that. Like a car, cranking a car up. It's like hitting a button to them. I saw this video on Instagram the other day, and it was all of these kids, and they were in

somebody had taken like all these kids and put them in like living rooms and different sets from the 80s or 70s and they're all dressed in vintage clothing and they're in these rooms that look like where me and you might have grown up right any kid next door and they're they're playing with something and they're looking at the camera and they go so in 20 years or so in 30 years or so in the first or so in the future, people are going to take pictures of their meals and text it to strangers. And strangers are going to like and comment. And it's like saying, I would say, that's amazing.

It is hilarious. I wonder what that's going to look like in the next 20 years. I know. It's so weird this shit you do now. I know. Compared to like how rudimentary and simple life was. Yeah. Life is very weird now when you think about it like that.

So in the future, you're going to take a box and hit a square and some strangers going to bring your food. Yeah. Some random person is just going to deliver it straight to your house. You're going to tell people where you live? Yes. Yeah. Oh, it was like, it was like in the future, people are going to post photos of themselves doing normal things and their kids. I was like, oh, yep. Yeah. That's what we're doing. Damn it. Have you guys ever ridden in one of those waymows, the driverless vehicles? No, I'm scared as hell. I've heard about this in Vegas, too, and a lot of people are happy. apprehensive to get in one. I was in Vegas the other day and saw a couple pulling up in the valet.

I don't think I'd be able to do it. And I've heard the people have gotten locked into those. Like they've not been able to get out. And that would be my worst nightmare. I would have a heart attack in there. Like that would be my coffin. You'd just find me in the car rolling around Vegas. So can't get out. That would be scary. So we, um, have you ridden in one of those? I have not. I would though. You would? Yeah. By yourself? I'd want to do with a friend probably. So where's, it needed like a friend. experience. I feel like. We need to get Stephen in here. Can you see if Stephen is available? And can

he come to a hot mic in there in the booth? We have a mystery to solve. We have mystery to solve. So we got around to the conversation about the keys, by the way, because of a keychain. Ila had a keychain she wanted to use

or she saw a keychain, she had a key chain. She goes like, why do they call it a key chain? I don't understand it. And I was like, well, you know, people used to have keys for everything. You had a key for your house. You had a key for your car. You had a key for your locker. You had a key for this or that. Sunny still has it.

Yeah. I'm like sometimes, you know, all the keys. You have to have all of it at once. So you'd loop them together on those little rings and then you'd have a key chain. And so that's how we got to the car thing. Fobb comes from, it's a German word. It's a German word?

Yeah. It's F-A-B, not F-O-B? So the word small pocket is F-O-B-K-E. And so that's how the Fobb comes from. And Stephen's on his way down here. Yeah, Stephen's Stefan. So Stephen Stephen is a... The dream. The dream team.

A lot of folks know Stephen, but Stevens is kind of a jack-walled trays, does a lot of different things within the organization at Junior Motors and for me and Amy. How's it going, Stefan? Good. How are you guys? Yeah, pretty good. So let me set this up here.

Amy loves carrot cake. We're going to, you know, get her a carrot cake for her birthday, we, me. For the first time ever. Yeah. And, you know, last year at this time, I forgot the carrot cake and I got her what I wanted, which was Red Velvet. Steve Park coming here and delivered us a carrot cake from a local bakery. Yeah. And Amy loved that carrot cake and said, when you get me one, get me one from this place.

Yes. Well, who doesn't like a local bakery anyway? It's special. So I was, I'm going to go pick up a cake. And so I give. I went online, found the... He found the bunk cake. I found the bunk cake place.

Oh, I see what happened. So I googled a carrot cake near me, and it found... He's so ill-equipped to find a damn carrot cake in town. He has a Google carrot cake near me. By chance. It brings up... I know what happened, Stephen. By chance, it brings up good eats and sweets by Dan,

and that is the place that Steve Park brought the other, and that is pure coincidence that that is what it gave me. God gave you that. It's like, here's the place you need to go. I screenshot it on my phone, has the phone number on it, and I text it to Stephen. I said, Stephen, call this number, order the cake. I'm going to pick it up.

Don't go get it. I'm going to get it. And so I didn't think it was a big deal if he ordered it, but I knew that for your cake, you wanted me to go actively go retrieve it. Were you about to say fetch? No. And so I'm going to go get this cake.

In my head, I have ordered the cake from a bunt cake place over by... Everybody knows everything but bun cakes, the bunt cake joints. They're everywhere now. In my head, that's where we've ordered the cake from. And so when he says the cake is ready, I drive over to the bunt cake store.

And I, that we'd have. This is where there's a question in play still. Dale says he picks up the bunt cake. Let me get there. He hadn't even got to that part. I walk in thinking that this is where the cake's at. Yeah. I walk up.

And I'm standing there thinking that there is an Amy cake in the back. the lady walks out and goes, hey, what do you need? You know, what can I do for you? What are you here for? You know? And I'm like, well, there's a birthday cake for Amy in the back. I'm here to get it. She goes, oh, okay, all right.

She walks back there, you know, rummages around and produces a cake. And I'm in there waiting on her and I find a card and all this stuff on the rack. And I'm like, all right, perfect. I'm going to get a card. I'll draw in it. And the kids can draw in it. I'll draw in it. I'm going to draw in it and the kids can draw in it and we'll give her the card.

Lady produces a cake, I buy the card, the cake, and walk out. I've got the cake. Well, I put it in the refrigerator at home. It's still there. We didn't even look at it. A day later, this is on Monday. Tuesday, Stefan calls and says, hey man, they still got the cake. I was like, they ain't got the cake.

picked it up. And he's like, no, man, they got the cake. They say you ain't came and got it. And he's like, I'm going to go take it. I'm going to go by there and see what's going on here. And in my mind, I think he's going to the bun cake place. And he goes there, picks up a cake. He takes a picture of it. And I'm like, that's way different looking. And I said, well, bring, he goes, that's not round. He asked me, he's like, what's the cakes with the hole in the middle? What's that called? I'm like, a bun cake? So, like, you got a bun cake? That's not the cake. That's not the cake. He goes. You got a bun cake. That's not the cake. that we talked about. So I said, Stephen, bring that cake to the house. He brings it over,

and now I got two cakes. But we still don't know what type of cake is in the Buntcake box or what other AIME is missing their cake. Yes. So now we know. I figured it out. You ordered from the right place

because that's the right, that's the number I gave you. I thought you ordered from Buntcake. I went to Bunt Cake walked in there and pulled a cake out of that place that belonged to somebody else. and you brought the right cake

so we were able to eat the cake Amy wanted but somebody from Bunk Cake is cakeless Or they just made you one Somebody else named Amy who also had a birthday this week We're very sorry We didn't mean to do that But you know, they've got lots of cakes in there

Surely they could reproduce another one Oh my gosh But we still don't even know what flavor the cake is that we have And they do make carrot cake You must have gone in there and just made a scene I didn't scared that lady and she just gave you the cake. She's like,

Deljutor came in here, raving about some cake, and so I just threw him one. He said, there's cake back there for me. Like he held a gun to her, like, give me a cakes, lady. No.

That's not at all. I walked in, I said, you know, in my mind, she knows there's, you know, in my mind, I'm at the right place

with the cake and Amy's cakes back there. And I go, yeah, you got a cake for Amy in the back. I'm here to get it. And she goes,

oh, okay, let me go back there. She goes back there. comes back out with the cake and she goes, here you go. Happy birthday. You know, it's got all the things on it. Happy birthday, all the stuff on it. Yo, you totally did steal somebody's cake.

Oh, my God. I feel like we need to go back and like apologize. You said you just paid for the card. Did you pay for both? I need to look at the receipt, but when that's another thing. So when I asked her, I put the card on the table and I said she, she, she sets the cake down and goes, you're all set. And I go, I know, and I go.

So now we've stolen a cake. I go, hey, I want to buy this card. And she rings the card up. It's like five bucks. So I didn't pay for a cake. Oh my gosh. But I mean, look, man, I'm not, I'm walking out thinking, damn, maybe he put a card on it or something. Yeah.

If that was a place, I would have. You straight hijacked a cake. I know. I mean, whoever paid, whoever's, cake it was, is it prepaid, I suppose. Yeah, we need to go back and pay for the cake. Yeah, we'll take it back. No, we're not taking the cake back.

We should take it back. You can't return the cake. We're going to eat it. It's for us now. It's our cake now. Okay. This is kind of like the razor. We haven't even ate half of the second cake.

I know. It's really big. Yeah. Thought you were going to bring it. Well, I was dealing with the coal before I left, and I didn't, right? couldn't, but I can still do that. I got to run back by the house later. I can bring it back and share the cake.

But I might just bring both. And we can mystery, we can cut in and see what we actually came up with. We're very sorry about the bunk cake. Yeah, we are. We'll figure it out. We're going to come back and pay for that. We'll drive by the bunk cake store and explain ourselves. Oh my God.

That would be amazing. Do they do that there? It is a carrot cake. You can see. There's no way it's pink or blue in the middle. It's carrot colored. It's, they don't make carrot color. You know, it's a carrot cake colored cake.

So I went to breakfast yesterday morning, and my girlfriend, Jamie Goddard, also brought me a mini, like, a single version of a bun cake that's carrot cake. And they could be confused with a lot of other cakes. It's just like a brown cake, you know what I mean? So we went to Epic for dinner. Thank you, Stephen. Yep. I'm glad the mystery's been solved. We went to Epic for dinner and for the first time in history.

I've known Amy for 18 years we discern and been married since 2016-17, right on the... This will be our 10th year anniversary. Yeah, right on the hash mark there, right on the border. It's hard to remember your when it's... We got married on the border of 16 and 17. And so this is the first time in history that Amy finished her meal before me. Yeah. Holy.

And the children. He usually eats his food lightning fast, like someone's about to steal it. Like, and there's no conversation. He's whining and dining. It's just eating with proper utensils, like with both hands, you know, like the Europeans do. I can't eat like that. And he's like taking his time. And before you know it, like the lady's coming by to ask us if we're done with our plates.

And Dale's still eating. And he got a salad. It's not like he had a giant platter full of food. to rummage through. Yeah. I had a shrimp cocktail, awesome shrimp cocktail from Epic, and they had this salad that I would get your little grilled chicken on. It's got fried goat cheese balls on it.

It's delicious. But yeah, so he took his time yesterday. We know now that he can do that. The reason why. But it was a marked event. It was a noted moment because he has never, ever, ever let that happen. The service epic is amazing. And everything about it is great.

I want to say that because I'm going to say some comments. I don't want it to go to the wrong, be taken in the wrong way. Amy asked me a question. So I went on a trip to Q.S. with my buddies, took all of the old guard, Sonny, Brad Burroughs.

They call themselves the four horsemen. Four horsemen and Brad. It's me, Sean, David, Sonny, Brad, and Tim Dugger tagged along. We all went down there for two days. And we're about 25% into our dinner experience. And he goes, so what happened in Key West?

Yeah, we've been around each other all week since he got home, and I haven't asked him about his trip yet. Well, I started telling her, and I'm trying to tell her this story. The kids are, you know, every two minutes you've got to tell the kid to not, you can't lay down in your chair. You pick up your napkin. Don't spill your dream. And the kids are asking us questions. So I can't get, I'm telling her this story.

I can't get it out. The lady, our server comes by, you need another drink, you need this, you need it, you all good. everything tasting good. And so, like, I can't get the story told. And so I can eat. I'm not, that's why it took me so long to eat because I'm trying to tell Amy. I've sincerely been to dinner with you so many times. I've just, there's no way that you've not had conversation and still not eating as fast as you have.

Here is the story. Yeah. So the story he was about to tell me also. I had to stop him because the kids probably didn't need to hear it. But it was so remarkable that I felt like we needed to talk with you. about it because I feel like you would appreciate the story. You've been to Key West. We actually went at the same time last year.

Yep. And had a great time down there. But we went down there. I went down there with more buddies. And, you know, we just can't do it like we used to. And a couple of them were in bed early. And I didn't, you know, I wasn't up as late as I usually were, stay down there. But we had a good time.

And we went to some great places that we always loved to go to. Including the candy shop. Yep. And I went to the candy shop. Did you get ice cream in like 20 spoons? We got ice cream. cream one night. So all of the things,

right? We had a lot of fun. K-W. It's a great town. We go into this bar called tattoos and scars. It's a little rectangular

shaped bar. It's right next to Shots and Giggles, which is another place we love to go to. The we're in, this is the second day

and we're wounded a little bit couple of us. We're trying to get it going. So this is like lunchtime? Yeah, it's definitely. Or is this like the bar first bar after waking up? It's not the first bar. We went to schooners every day.

We went to schooners obviously both days right out of the gate because we're staying at the marker, which is right next door to schooners. So we go to schooners and I got to think, I got some tuna tacos, which is amazing. It's schooners. But so we're having, we're getting going. And we're at tattoos and scar. Our buddy Brad is a shot guy. He likes to take shots.

Oh. All right. He's not really a beer drinker. Not a beer drinker, really. Yeah. So there's a shot. They get to talk into the bartender. And there's a shot there that they'll smack you.

Like the bar tender. Oh, I've seen those. You take the shot and they slap you. And so. He says there's steps. It's like there's something on your hand. There's a drink. Then there's a follow-up drink, but you get slapped in the middle.

So, yeah, a couple different things happen. So, yeah. don't bring it up. It's on it is on their Instagram. The actual hit? Yes.

So Brad wants to do this. What bar? Tattoes and scars. Cewist. So Brad wants to do this. Is it called the hurricane shot? I don't know. Maybe it is.

But there's Brad, taking his drink. Bartender gets up on the bar to do it. She throws a glass of water on him. And then wallach. Holy smokes. He goes, ah. He needs to hug.

She hugged him afterwards. I can't believe that that's a thing. So this is a shot you can take tattoos and scars. And I'm standing there drinking and beer talking to David or somebody. And I'm not really listening to Brad, but next thing I know everybody's starting to get out of the way. And I'm like, what's about to happen? And so I'm off to the right. I'm off over the shoulder of whoever's filming this.

And we all start to realize what. you know, we're getting told, oh, he's going to do the shot. And so we are all telling the girl, now knock him good. Now, you better smack him good. Oh, my God, guys suck. And she slaps the shit out of him. And his lip blistered up, like swelled up. Like his tooth went through his mouth or something and like bruised it?

She smacked him so hard. It just kind of bruised his damn lip, his bottom lip. And so. I can't believe that that's a thing. We asked her, like, we were all like, shoot, man, you know, maybe we shouldn't have told her to hit him hard as she could. And she goes, everybody says that. Everybody tells, you know, when we do a shot, all the buddies, all the buddies all. Don't have ass it. All the buddies all say that.

And so then we started taking, like, Chad, we started taking Chad and asking Chad to make photos of Brad with his lip worse the next day, you know, what it's going to look like tomorrow. and we did a lot of Chad picks with the guys. We had a, there's one picture of us all. I took the picture and put them all in race uniforms. So they're like, there's like one in a Chase Elliott uniform. The only picture I saw, the one that he sent me was the first day. No, you made Brad, who's got that long curly hair. You could see you made him look like Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Yes. Yeah, we started joking with him as soon as we got there about how he looked like Dog the Bounty Hunter. He didn't live in North Carolina anymore. He lives in Illinois, so they don't get to brass him as much as they used to. And he's a lot of fun to hang out with. Did Brad try to talk you into taking shots or does he know? Oh, no, he knows. No, he knows better.

He don't mess. And he don't care. He's like, I'm going to do my own thing. Like the first day we get there and we've been there a couple hours and he took Jaeger shots. And he's like, man, I got to get, I got to get going. I'm ready. And we're like, it's all day, man. We're doing this all day.

You don't have to run. Just walk. He's usually embedded at 8 o'clock. He's the first one down for obvious reasons. I carried him home from the bar the first night. Yep. Is Tim the one that's leading? Is Tim the best drinker of this group?

Tim is now the youngest and best drinker of the group. Yep. Yep. None of us are in the routine anymore. They don't have your fastball. He blames his drinking ability on us. Yeah. He says that he learned how to binge drink being on trips with us when he first started

coming down to Key West, that he didn't used to drink like that. He did go out for one night. and then be hungover and then not drink anymore. And then he hung out with us and we're like, you just got to have another one, have another. Yeah. Hair of the dog. You know, that's why it's a saying.

Yeah. Because they, I mean, he is a lot younger than us, but he blames us for his now ability, which he's proud of. Like he does now until he came to hang with us. But, you know, those are fun days. But, yeah, Key West is awesome. And that was probably the highlight of the trip, honestly.

That's crazy. Guys are dumb. Yeah. I would never sign up to do anything like that. What else do we have? Should we play a game? Swatches. Swatches, yes.

Okay, so for my birthday, Dale got me. I don't know if you've heard about this, but have you seen the videos of people like having the color swatches laid across their chest? No. So that's the thing that you can do and have like your color palette or your skin tone given to you.

So like everybody has certain colors that look better on them. And so it's like a thing that girls are doing now. My girlfriend Jill did it recently. And they'll even tell you, like, based on your skin tone, what color your hair should be. So Dale's going to go down and do it with me and Charlotte. We're going to have our color swatches done. Oh, he's doing it with you.

He's going to do it with me. I tried to tell him, like, well, since you're going to go with me, what if they tell you the orange is like not your color? What are you going to do? Oh, no. He's like, I'm just going to grin and walk away. Yeah, that's good. Whatever. She, I mean, I probably, I don't think orange is really.

anybody's color, but I like orange because nobody else liked it. Is that really why? Yeah. I liked orange because no one else. Everybody loves blue, red, pink, purple, and, you know, everybody loves all the, there's these set of colors that's very popular,

and then there's this frame. So orange felt like the outcast, so you adopted it? Yeah. That's hilarious. You went hard. Orange is the underdog of colors. Okay. So, it'll be fun. Ila wants me to take her with her, but take her with me.

This is what I'm wondering. Jamie is a great friend of Amy's, and I think, has Jamie been on here? Yeah. So, Jugs. Jugs. Jamie asked, Jamie sent me this idea. She goes, hey, here's a cool idea if you haven't got anything for her birthday.

And I always ping her friends for Christmas and birthday ideas, and they're always all talking about different things that they like, and it's always been very helpful. and I was like, hmm, man, that's not a physical gift, you know. I'm a little nervous that it's, is it going to suffice, right? It's going to, how's this going to go? And I also thought, all right, Jamie's, you know, Jamie's saying that I should get her this. And Jamie's like, you know, you get her and a guest, right?

So she can take a friend. And I'm thinking, well, Jamie wants to be a friend. So that's got to line up, right? or somebody's, you know, maybe going to get their feelings hurt. And so I hand it to Amy and Mike, hey, here's a deal. Apparently this is a cool thing. You're going to go and it's taken care of and you get to take a friend. And I'm just going to say, Jamie's the one that suggested it.

And she goes, well, I'm taking you. And I'm like, oh, me? And I was like, I'll go. I was like, I probably the only other person you could take without pissing Jamie off. Because if you were to take another friend after Jamie's the one that suggested the gift. Yeah, yeah. Jamie's not going to be mad?

I think Jamie would definitely be mad. No. Not with me, but if you took a different girlfriend. Yeah, so here's the thing. We heard about the colors from one of our other girlfriends who just had it done. Jamie and I at the same time heard about it. So I don't, I mean, I don't know.

In that conversation, they suggested that you should get this done too since you're on TV. Like, you should know your colors and know what looks best on you, blah, blah. So like all that part was part of the conversation. I know, but I'm just telling. you. She called me, said, you should get this for Amy, and she could take a guest. She never said, you should just send Amy. She said, send Amy, and you can get her a guest. And I'm thinking,

well, you're reading too far. I ain't. I know how y'all are. And I know how Jamie is. And I know for a fact that Jamie would go, hmm, if you took a different person. I hear you. Well, I wasn't planning on taking a person. I think you can take me without getting a reaction. I think it would be a very fun experience to do with you. What color do you think you're going to get? Like what are? So I don't know. Like they, Jill, when she went, they told her that she was in an autumn. So like she has a little tiny fan deck now over colors that she can keep in her purse. So when she goes shopping, she can like kind of pick and choose based on what might look best on her. Of course, like, you're still going to want to wear black in different things. She was still black wasn't one of her colors. I'm like, black's everybody's color. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like verbatim. Black's everybody's color. So like I'm not taking my black out of my closet. I don't know, man. I'd take this, I'd take what that lady said to heart. What if they say sweatshirts aren't your thing. Dale. No more hoodies. You really do wear too many logos. When Dale and I get ready, I'm going anywhere, but somewhere, like if he's not going to the racetrack, we're going somewhere

personal, especially like a family gathering or whatever. I'm like, we're not selling anything today. Please put on a plaid or a regular plain t-shirt. Like he gets sent back to the closet quite a of it. But he does have a lot of nice clothes, but that's going to force us both to like clean out the closet. And I am a hot mess in the closet. I know it. And I think maybe secretly Dale's like, I'm going to get her this and this is going to force her to have to throw away half of these things or at least clean it up, which isn't a bad idea. Yeah. But I feel like that's a whole other separate gift I need.

Like, can I just get an extra set of arms or something for physically taking the stuff out? It's a lot. Our closet is a, is, our closet has just recently crossed the line. Well, I got rid of the hanging rack. From ridiculous to crushing. Yeah. Yeah, like the walls are literally closing it on you. You almost have to like spread the clothes to get through.

So a small example this would be is like Amy never, Amy doesn't get rid of anything. That's not entirely true, but Amy doesn't get rid of anything. So like she accumulates and accumulates. She wears. I don't get rid of my nice things. No, she wears 20% of the things that are in there. But she doesn't get rid of it. It's just more and more stuff.

Me, same thing. Like, I, every year I accumulate a hundred new shirts, T-shirts, like all new logo shirts, all new sponsor shirts, all new junior motor sports stuff. We got jerky boy stuff. We got this stuff. We got filter time. We got every year there's like a new batch. And I don't really get rid of the old batch.

And so like it's just more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, you know, just busting at the seams. And dresses are fluffier than T-shirts. And I've never, I haven't thrown away a pair of shoes in 20 years. That's a fact. His shoes have dust bunnies on them. I've got the shoe racks in the closet. And there are certain shoes that just like you could write your name in.

I've got multiple pairs of shoes that haven't left the shelf in over 10 years. Get rid of them. I know. I want to. Do it. Here's the thing. I don't want, I don't know. I don't have a confidence in myself to go, I'm going to throw this pair out and keep this pair.

He can't do it by himself. He'll get rid of the wrong thing. I'll get rid of the wrong thing. And I'm like, Amy. He won't remember what we actually just bought. I know. I'll throw away the new pair and keep the 10-year-old pair. He's done that with some of his clothes.

Throw the way the ones that have dust all over them. Well, they all do. They all do because I try, I mean, I literally. I literally wear like the same five pair of shoes. But when he goes somewhere nice, he needs to have the nice shoes. We just need to get rid of the dated stuff. Yeah. But I need, so I'll say to Amy.

I want to slide in the window in the closet. And I'm just going to like, like a luge. And I wish I want to lose my clothes out to a box in the lawn. So I'll carry the shit down if you just want to pile it up and put it on top of the stairs. But the thing is, is like I'm like, hey, Amy, come upstairs and help me decide what to throw away. And she's like, yeah, it's like the last thing I want to do today is go stand there and go. He's like a child though. Yep, nope.

As soon as you sit down on the couch and get comfortable, he's like, oh, since you're free, I got something for you. I'm like, I was going to relax. Now that the kids are doing their own thing He's like, no, but now I need you. I'm like, no, I'm not going up to the closet. So, yeah, that's really the only time that I would say no to that. But you do need help.

Yeah, I do. Well, we're thinking maybe the color swatch lady is going to kick us into gear and help us make it easier too to get rid of some things. We donate everything. We just, I got, we put it all in big trash bags and everything that we get rid of

as it goes to Christian mission. So we're going to do a little, family feud here today. So the first question is, and so you guys will discuss what you think the answers are, top four things a 50-year-old man does to feel young. Play video games? Huh? Nope.

Wait a minute. Stop. The question was, top four things a 50-year-old man does to feel young. Oh, top four things a 50-year-old man does to feel young. Date a younger woman. Yep. Buy a new car. Buy a new car.

That's just going to say that. Yep. So video games was not in there. Workout. Nope. Training no. Sit in a bar? No.

Join a basketball league? What? No. So we got two. You got two. Top four things. Men do to feel young. A 50-year-old man does to feel young.

50-year-old man does. Dyes his hair. Yep. Ooh. good one yeah dies his hair days a younger chick

gets a new car oh you're gonna hear it and go yep I mean he divorces his wife I mean that that should have been up there but I guess that goes with

a date a younger girl yeah one usually comes before the other but not always leg off nope um you want to hear it

yeah get a tattoo oh Get a tattoo. What an idiot. Good Lord. You what an idiot. Yeah.

Especially when you're 50 already. You're already getting some wrinkles. Putting tattoos on that. It's probably not the easiest thing to do. All right. Next one. Tattoes are supposed to be something like your younger self gets. Yeah, your dumb young self.

This one was, people were asked to name something specific that has a long neck. There's five things. That has a long neck? Yes. Beer. A giraffe? Beer is number three.

Oh, a beer. Anything, not an animal. Anything. Dale, that's... I mean, he didn't hesitate. I mean, that was easy. Right off the bat. And giraffe is number one.

Long neck. Now my brain's spun out. I was just doing animals. There's a dinosaur with a long neck. That's not on there. Peacock? There's two animals, but they're not that peacock. No, not a peacock, but ostrich.

Yes, that's number two. Sorry, I got mixed up. And they're not even close to the same. A snake? A snake doesn't have a neck? Or shoulders. It's basically all neck. They call them no shoulders.

No shoulders. It's all neck. One animal and one object. Cletus McFarling. Is he the animal? He's got a little extra neck. We don't mean it, Cleetus. A swan.

That's the animal. Speaking of pleads, was a swan? Yes. Damn. He didn't, he didn't, I thought you said there were just two animals. One animal and one object. Okay, got it. We done.

We done. No, an object. Yeah, an object. Oh, wait, I thought we were four or five? Five. Oh. Another long neck object. Just tell us.

Guitar. Oh, shtar. I didn't know they called that a neck. Yeah. Did you? We never got it. Nope. This is four things.

Name the worst things to forget. to pack when you go on vacation. Toothbrush. Underware. Your pants. One and two. Your actual suitcase. Like leaving your suitcase behind.

Well, that's, I think clothes is. It's closed? Yeah, clothes is number two, so I think that includes. Your phone charger? Yep. Oh. Trimmer, beard trimmer? That's in your toilet trees.

We'll count. Total trees. What else do you pack? Passport. Yep. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Passport. All right.

Here's, I think, one of my favorite one. Name something, and there's five. Name something a man has that he loves to show off to other men. Car. Trading cards? His woman? Car is one. His younger wife.

His new girlfriend? Girls number two. House? House is not up there. Well, that's a chick thing. Land property? No. But you're getting close with the house, but.

No. Shop building? Man cave. Man cave. Man cave. Man Cave. Chop. There's two more things.

Man likes to show off. One's something you do and the other thing is you own. Like show off. Your golf swing? Yep. I was going to say. I didn't know. If you got a good one, it's worth showing off.

They love to, golfers love to do that. Yeah, watch me go. One more. You own it. You own it? It's an object. It's not a car? Collection of some sort.

it could be it could be is it guns no your helmet collection your liquor

knife collection oh that that would be a good one yeah your liquor collection your wine collection that's not it's a power tools

what the stop who did you poll for this who shows off their power tools the internet man I don't know

I don't give a my drimmel someone else's power tools I don't I'm not saying that I These are my answers.

Yeah, we're looking at you like. I mean, I'm not, I don't own any power tools. I know. I'm just, I'm just talking. I'm not shocked by that. Not even a power drill? I'm sharing with folks that are listening. So if I see some, if I see something in a garage or something, I go, where'd you get that?

And then I'm going to put a note in my head or take a picture of it and I'll get my own. But I don't, I don't go, let's go out look at your power tools and stuff. Let me show you what you got in the garage. I mean. Is it a matter of guys hanging out in the garage and that's why it happens? Is that also sometimes the man cave? Yeah. That's probably how it happens.

I mean, garage beers are like one of the best places to. I checked us out. The other day we were, oh, we had taken the kids to eat somewhere and Amy's like, can we go by the Lowe's? I'm like, you damn right, we can go by the Lowe. Does it bear in the woods? No, hell yes.

I've been wanting to get an electric freaking chainsaw. You bet your ass were going to lose. And so... And I want to look at the plants like I do. I'm just, you know, girls are in the garden section and Dale's inside Lowe's. By the way, I went through the garden section with both children, got a pallet full of flowers, got them loaded in the truck with the tailgate locked. So we're going up and over and up and over with all of our flowers. Before this guy even gets his stuff bought and checked out from the store inside.

I was wondering around. He's just lollygagging through there, talking to all the ladies. He comes out. with free bags of bird seed and all the things he was in there for to begin with. I go into the plant section and the lady's like, anything, I can help you. Is there anything you're looking for? And I said, my wife.

And she goes, oh, well, they got such, such, such. Here, let me give you a couple bags of bird seed. And I'm filling up my bag, you know, my free bird seed and all kinds of stuff. And I got my little. So I bought a sabaside when it snowed real heavy. And me and the girls rode it back through the woods. And I ain't been back on my trails in a long time. And there was limbs everywhere,

trees across the trails and stuff. And I was like, I'm going to get me a little electric battery-powered chainsaw. They make a battery-powered chainsaw. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm getting that. And so I wanted to get it sent to the house from Lowe's, but they require a signature.

And I'm never... We missed that. We tried twice and missed the guy at the gate twice. Yeah, I ain't never available for a signature. And so, yeah, I went. And she said, you want to go Lowe's? I'm like, mm-hmm. I do want to go Lowe's.

I equally went in there asking for where my husband was. And they were like, I think he went back there to the new cigar bar. And I was like, I just looked at him and goes, just kidding. We didn't. They just kidding. I wouldn't be shocked if that was an actual thing, but I was just shocked that I didn't know about it yet. There's a speakeasy in the back of the house. Can you imagine if that Lowe's had beer?

It'd be great. Why don't Lose? Why doesn't Lose? They should have a champagne. bar in there too. Like there's always one part of the couple that doesn't want to be in the Lowe's, right? Mimosa's on Sundays. Like on it, and it's opposite side of the store. They need a, champagne room for the ladies. Yes, right next to the flowers. They need a little speakeasy for the men. Yeah. You're welcome. Lowe's, are you listening? I mean, they've got

bars in grocery stores now. Yeah, you can go to Lowe's food. I'm sitting and hang out. It's not a crazy idea. Yeah, they have Happy Hour at the Lowe's Foods. Yeah. And that's another thing. Like, What is up with the Lowe's foods and then the Lowe's hardware? It's not the same amount. I know it. Like how did that happen? How was that allowed? Probably because it's only trademark under like...

Lowe's Home Improvement. Home Improvement stuff and not grocery store. I think they need to get together and somebody needs to decide to change it to like flows. Flows foods? I mean, forget that. How do we have a water burger? That's the... I know.

You're just not like, can we just share? The Brian's want to share The Sean's want to share No he's got a point that Lowe's and Lowe's I mean it's spelled exactly the same The Bryans That we're back to the name thing

I shouldn't have brought this up Waterburger Lowe's all of it I was texting last night About a to I was texting with a friend About a Brian and I keep having to spell Check Change the Because my phone's trying to spell it one way

But it's supposed to be spelled the other way And I'm like God dang it I'd like to throw Lainey into the mix too. Lainy. There's I-E and there's E-Y. And I have people that have it spelled both ways. And it's like... Yeah.

The best part about... Come together. The best part about the name debate was going into my comments and seeing all of the different shones, vying for their, their, you know... S-H-A-U-N wants in on this. Yeah. Yeah, there was a whole... We're just fitting for ourselves out here.

Yeah, there was a whole third shone that we hadn't even mentioned. They were like, what about us? We need to be heard. And it's clearly the third, the least popular spelling. Yeah. That's funny. Like, don't leave us out. We're already dangling by a thread down here.

Fight for our lives. Oh, man, it was funny. Sorry, we got off tangent. No, it's good. All right, we got one more. I think we fit in here. Five words that were used to describe the last kiss your man gave you. The last kiss?

Yes. That your man gave you? This was, you know, that you pull like 100 people. Yeah. A peck. Let's hear it. Nope. Sloppy.

Sloppy was number two. Hey. This is the universe. Your man. No, it's not my questionnaire. No, I won't the five that you've described a kiss I gave you. Sweet. That's five.

Oh, that's good. You're okay. Nice. Nice. Three more. I like it. It doesn't count. It's got to be an adjective.

Simple. Short. Whoa. Whoa. Simple. We're going off. No. Quick fail. I'm going off the last kiss.

Quick. That's a fail. Simple. Now people are going to be giving me. He gives me kisses in the morning in front of the kids. He's not going to make out me. Like, there's a tasteful. Tasteful.

Is that allowed? Tasteful kiss? I don't know. Dale's a simple kisser. Daddy putting me on the spot. Do you want the last two? Okay. So, wait.

We started with sloppy. Sloppy. Sloppy quick and sweet you've already got. Oh. Those were all part of the thing. Yes. What's the word for like when they go all in? There's got to be, it's just one word.

It's not French, super French. He was super French. That was those. What is it, Travis? Warm and wet. Woof. Give me a big old sloppy wet kiss. Gross, warm kiss.

That's what I mean when you. describe a kiss, it doesn't sound as good as when you're actually getting the kiss, even if it is warm and wet. We've done it. I think we did it. Hello, Dale and I are, sorry, I was going to say hi guys. And I said hello, so I screwed it all up. We're in the Dirty Moimedia Studios for another round of bless your heart and ask Amy. So what do you have for us? So first question is, do you have any advice for meeting a parent for the first time? Being a parent for the first? No, meeting a parent. Like, so you're dating someone and meeting their parents. Well, I said, this to Tim's when he was meeting the parents for the first time, you always take a gift.

Like, try to find out what they're into or something from, like, where you came from, something that, like, represents you and take a gift. Also, try to listen more than you speak. Because I feel like when you go in a little too hard, like you regret that. You know what I mean? Sometimes you say things that you just either you didn't mean, like you're nervous or you over chat. So trying to like listen more than you speak and always taking your presence, that's a good tone. Dale, do you remember meeting Amy's parents? Yeah, I mean, I'm more like, you know, being neat and tidy in the bathroom. If you use their bathroom, make sure you wipe a seat and clean up after yourself.

That's what? Oh, my gosh. You don't want to leave, you know. Don't leave a trail in the bathroom. You might have. If it wasn't the parents, don't even worry about it. Yeah, no kidding. Just go out the window.

you do, by the way. I will get something out of the refrigerator and, you know, drip something on the floor and not realize it or leave trash by the trash can that didn't make it all the way in. So he's saying don't be an animal. Yeah, be like. Be polite. Be a little more aware. Like in your own house, you know, I try to do the same thing, but sometimes maybe I'm not as thorough. And so.

I can't believe that's your first answer. I would just be tidy in the bathroom. Don't pee on their toilet. on the floor. Don't be on the floor. I'm like, you know, let the lid, you know, clean everything up. Make sure they don't come in there behind you and go, damn, what an idiot. Yeah.

That's the thing. The same thing. Like, just don't be an idiot. Take that and apply it to every, everything. Everything. Also, make sure that you are, I mean, you should do this anyway, but make sure you're showing your girl or your guy respect, being polite. to them is what parents are always looking at. That's all they treat them.

That's probably all they're doing. I think Mr. and Mrs. too instead of their name. Addressing. Addressing appropriately. Yes. Having all the manners.

I was thinking they, I mean, you're not, you don't have to be overly like yes or yes ma'am and all that stuff because they're not that. They're not tagging what you're, how you're treating them or how polite you are to them. Some of that matters.

But to Amy's point, they're really watching how you are to their, their child. Yeah. Yeah. And they're going to analyze everything. How you spoke, how you looked, how you gestured all the things. Any interaction you have.

Have you ever had any awkward experiences where... Because they're trying to guess like how you treat them when they're not around. And they're trying to, well, they're reading if you're genuine or not. So that's it. But have you ever had any awkward experiences meeting parents? I've never really met. I've not met too many. You've not met too many parents?

Oh, I didn't get that far into the relationship. Until me? My, I mean, we used to joke that, you know, if it went three months, that was a long one. Who was doing the joking, you and your friends? My buddies. Travis, how about you? Have you met parents yet? You have a girlfriend, I know.

We were all single, and we didn't like when one of us was in a relationship. Yeah, I remember that part of you. Nobody was allowed to have a girlfriend if you didn't have a girlfriend. No. And I didn't, you know, I knew when I, when I was dating somebody, I'm like, ah, they wish I was available. They my buddies wish I could go do. And so I need to, I need to move. I need to get rid of this.

Get rid of this. This thing, you know, it's not this person, not the person, but like I need to change this part of my life. I need to get out of this situation and back to hanging out my buddies. Well, okay. Yeah. I don't really have an answer to that. I'm so lucky. Amy broke me.

I'll answer your question. Broke him like a loud stallion. Yes, I have. It was last night. You met him last night? You met her mom last night. How did that go? I think it went well.

I brought her, I brought her beer because she likes IPAs. Wait, say it again. So she likes IPAs, so I brought her a six pack of. You did take her a gift. Yeah. That's so nice. And she liked those beers.

So it worked. Nice. Yeah. Well, good for you. So. I have no doubt that you, because you have manners anyway. that you did a good job. But taking a gift is like...

You're not around him all the time. I'm around him enough. I'm pretty intuitive. I can tell. She's got a good read on me. Okay. Whatever. Because I remember the dry January things.

You look so pretty today, Ralph. Does that make you feel better? No, I'm just saying I'm around him. He's not always polite. He's got manners. He's not always full of manners. Oh my gosh. He's jealous.

He made him jealous. I am zero jealous. I am zero jealous. You are a hundred jealous. No. Scratching his head now. Now the hat's off. Do we have another question?

How's a scar doing? Physical, single. Single. Is the scar gone? Oh, yeah. No. Peth is gone. Well, it's right in the line of his fall.

So you can't really see it. But it's healed. It's not going to bleed anymore. That's good. Next question. If you could go back to a specific age, what age would that be to relive? Oh my gosh.

This is a good one. So Cam, our friend and, uh, South Carolina sent me a video on Instagram. Oh, she did? And it was a video of Darlington from the, like, probably 68, 69. And it was the cup cars and trailers coming into Darlington to park in the garage. And it had like, you know, some badass song from the 70s. And I was like, this wants me to, this makes me wish I had a time machine.

Yeah. And so. But you weren't alive then. You were zero then. I know I was zero then, but I think my mind always thinks about racing, not like, oh, my fourth birthday or this was a fun year in my life. Yeah. I would go, how old was I in 1979 so I could go to the Daytona 500, you know? So I think 1979 would be the year I would love to go back to.

So you're five? Yes. But you're doing all the things that you were when you're five. All right. Scrashed that. I would like to go back to like 11. Like, I know that's like such an awkward time of life. But I feel like I could, I feel like if I just did a couple of things differently, I would have enjoyed it more.

And the same thing with college. Like, I feel like I enjoyed it too much and I probably should have concentrated a little harder and like compartmentalize some things. But, you know, both times were super interesting and fun. I would take 21. 21. Junior year of college. Yeah. You're just having fun.

Yeah. It was very carefree. All right. Dale was also very carefree that time of his life. Sure. I was late bloomer. I wasn't too crazy at 21. I think, yeah, I mean, probably mid-80s.

Honestly, I would go back to 1981, 81, something like that. Just moved in with Dad and Teresa. And I don't really remember going to many races, but 81 was a badass year in NASCAR. And so I'd like to go do that one again. You know what I've always thought would be neat. And so I think about this kind of all the time, probably once a week.

It'd be cool to time travel back to my dad, back to like the start of my dad's career with all of the knowledge that I have, which isn't even all that much. I mean, there's guys that are in NASCAR with tons more knowledge than I have. But I'd love to go back in time and be the 12 or 13-year-old kid, but have all this knowledge. Oh, yeah. And be like, hey, dad, this is what you need to do to your car this weekend. And he'll be like, you're 12. What are you talking about? Kick-Rox kid.

But convince him to, like, do it. And he'd be like, holy shit, he's a sabat. How does he know this? My kid's a genius. Wouldn't that be insane? Yeah. Yeah. That would be like lap in the field.

Yeah, time traveling with knowledge like they did. I think I brought this up before. Like in back to the future when they have the almanac. Of course. Man. That would be so fun. Yeah. It's so cool.

Next question. So the Hall of Fame has been discussed a lot this week. We're not going to get to that part. But if you could go to any like specific thing, like a clothing Hall of Fame or a movie hall, like what is something you want to go and just like, see the best of everything. Like a candy hall of fame. Try all candies.

A fashion hall of fame would be really cool. They do that. They do expositions for different designers. And even the Met Gala. That would be fun to walk through and see all the things when they have those displayed. The theme changes every year. But I don't know. We've been to like plenty of exposes with cars.

And I've even seen like old military planes. And even though I'm not interested in it. it's fun to look at. Yeah. All the paintings and everything from the war planes. I don't think that's where I'd probably want. I would rather go to like a history museum or something where you could actually see tangible things.

I'd like to see an old ship, like a real ship. I know they don't exist anymore because they were made of wind crash. If you go to Hawaii, if you go to Pearl Harbor, you can go on and... Yeah, that's true. I mean like a pirate ship. Oh. Or like the Nina to the Pinta and the Santa Maria. Like, where are those guys?

Yeah. I thought one of them was still around. I could be wrong. I don't know. There's stuff like that, though, that you can go see. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I haven't seen that I hear is amazing is the Ark in Kentucky, Noah's Ark.

It's built one. Oh, they built a... A new one. Oh. I'm like, wait a second here. That's why I was about to... They say that the Ark is, they found it. You know, you see that stuff on social media for the last several years where they're like,

it might be this real. bridge line is shaped this way. It's in this mountainous region where it makes, you know, it kind of lines up with the biblical information. And they're like, you know, sonar into the ground. What I think would be cool is if you have like a 90s Hall of Fame and you go into a room and it's like they just play like those shows and have like the snacks that used to have and the meals.

Oh, that would be cool. Like a very like you just sit there and like for an hour and just like golf yourself in and golf yourself and like you're 12 years old again just like Saturday mornings. Well, that would be cool. One of my favorite things, we went to Orlando theme park. Remember the drive-in? Yeah, so we were at Universal Studios and they have a drive-in cinema that you said and you eat. Yeah, they have a retro drive-in.

And this is, it's not super thorough, but it was really, really cool. So you sit in this, you sit in a car. I've been there. Yep, you sit in a car that's a little booth. They serve you basically. cheese burger and fries and you're watching these old sci-fi movies on loop. Yep. And they're, I mean, I could have sit in there for hours.

It was so much fun. Did you go to the place where it was like an old school diner? Yes. They refused to let me have dessert until I finished my meal like it was there. You have to finish like your vegetables before you get to have dessert. I'm on vacation. I want dessert. Like, what are we doing here?

Meanwhile, the brownie carts rolling around the restaurant. Yeah. I hated it. It's a neat vibe, but yeah, their rules are serious in there. I forgot about that part. I do. I see stuff like that on my Instagram all the time. There's like a Red Dead Redemption themed bar.

And you'll see stuff like that where they'll be like, they're in this town and it's always Midwest, somewhere far away, unreachable by car. And you're like, it's this such and such theme bar. And you're like, yeah, that'd be, I want to. I want to go do these, see these places. Yeah. That's a real thing?

Yes. A Red Dead redemption bar? It's a video game. Yeah. Oh, I remember the game. Yeah. You used to play that in the theater. Yeah.

Gigantic screen. I bet that was awesome. Yeah. Was it Red Dead one or two? I think two. Yeah. Both. I played both.

Yeah. I recently got into, for the first time ever played it like two years ago. Really? Yeah. He used to sit down there. There's no windows in the theater. And he used to sit down there for hours. A long time.

He, like, didn't know what time it was. Yeah. All night. Yeah, because you can play it. There's not like a, you can just go off and do your own thing for two hours. You don't have to follow, like, the game, you know, story arc. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. Vintage candies would be fun. There's, vintage candies? Yeah, like going through a hall of fame of things. Candy would be cool. I would watch a lot of those shows. I would not like going unless they. was available to buy.

Yeah. Like if you go up and they're like, here's the Hall of Famic Candies and there's, here's some badass old shit. And you're like, I kind of want to try it. Yeah. I kind of want to do,

you know, give me some of that. Yeah, I think you have to do that. You can't be included. Like, give me some of that. If you have some candy,

but you can't offer it, then you can't be in there. Yeah, that's a big old tease. I went into, so we was in Key West and, and we started off at Schooners on the second day. and I had to go to use a bathroom,

so I went run back in the hotel room, did that. And the guys went on down the next bar. So while they went on down the next bar, I kind of wandered around town a little bit by myself, and I went up to our little house and took a selfie with it and sent it to Amy. Yeah. Like, don't cry.

Yeah, I went to our house, and then to the house we remodeled. I walked past it, too. But walking down DeValle, they have a candy shop, and I went in there, and I bought some caramels, I mean, he just had a tooth pop off on the last vacation, and now he's at the candy shop, getting caramels.

You think he's learned his lesson? No. Caramels, and then some chewing gum, and then the cry babies, the little tears. Oh, I love sour. So the little tear crybaby tears are super sour. I've never had those. Yes, right there.

I didn't know that was a thing. You're right on them. You're all over it. There they are. so I got some of the gum, sour gum. You just had it. You got some sour gum. Got some of the tears.

And basically you put it in one giant bag. And I'm over there with the shovels. Oh, it's a scoop place. Shoveling stuff into my bag. And I walk over there and I put it on the counter and the lady goes, oh my. What the hell? No judgment. It's a candy store.

What the hell? What do you mean? Oh, my. What do people walk up here with an ounce? Maybe she was just trying to connect with you. I don't know. No, she like was like, oh, you know. That sounds like a judgment, oh, mine.

It was, yeah, I was like, hey, now, we're in a freaking candy store, and there's, like, literally freaking megatons of the shit in this room. What do you think? People were, I don't know. I was a little taking it back. Well, how much was the weight of candy? Yeah. How much did you pay for the candy? I don't know.

A pound of candy? A pound of candy. That's not that much. It wasn't a lot. He didn't bring any of it home. Well, yeah, you're not bringing candy back. did. It's hiding it.

It's upstairs in the library. Oh, we did. Where his baseball card collection is. I'll give you some. I don't think that's good. I like my teeth. I'm going to keep my teeth. You can have teeth and still have candy.

Apparently not him. He's some camera will are going to pull him right off. No. All right. Do you have any more questions? Nope, that's it. All right. Thank you guys for your questions.

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