The Dale Jr. Download - What Flower Would Dale Use to Describe Amy?

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

Dale and Amy are back with a can’t-miss episode of Bless Your ‘Hardt, and this one has a little bit of everything. They share stories from their trip to Texas, including time with Amy’s family and life out at the camper, before getting into Nashville race prep and why Dale is already fired up for the weekend. They also revisit the now technically settled “Imol” debate, but neither of them is ready to agree with the results. Add in some outfit talk, allergy struggles, and the Drink of the Week, plus their take on reality TV drama like “Scamanda” from Summer House, and things get interesting fast. It only gets more unfiltered from there. Dale fully leans into his “farting guy” era with stories that spiral quickly, including moments with Amy’s family and even on planes. The crew dives into this or that debates covering naps, date nights, and sweatpants etiquette, and Ask Amy questions about everything from rockets to dream TV shows. They also get into food hot takes, cooking fails, and some hilarious relationship moments that feel a little too real. It all wraps up with a preview of Dale heading to Nashville to race, so don’t miss this one. Check out Dirty Mo Media on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DirtyMoMedia  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The following is a production of Dirty Mo Media. Oh, yeah, this is the way it's going to be, girl. We're going to hang out. Open a bunch of jars. You've got big strong hands. Are you suffering from Highcraft? I'm working. Working that mouth.

Hey, guys. Welcome to the Dirty Moe Media Studio. This is Amy and Dale Jr. The one and the only. We have a good trip for you today. Let's get started. I feel like you're just excited because you're going to Nashville today. I'm not.

That's such full- That's not it. It is too. It isn't. Like, I'm looking forward to driving the race car, but we got two full days of practice. It's like too much. But if I don't go,

I mean, the other teams are there, so I gotta go because the other teams are going to go. If I don't go today, I'm giving them a whole days of practice to take it, you know,

to get a head start. So I'm not, I think we should just be going tomorrow and practice. I am happy today because you, are looking awesome. I told you that. Yesterday and today. Your hair looks great. Your makeup looks

great. I mean, thanks, honey, but like, that can't be why you matched your outfit. You're excited because you're going to Nashville because you get to race your car. Whether you want to admit it or not, whether the extra day of practice is in there or not. You're trying to tell you the truth. You're getting excited. And if you're not excited, then why are you going? So, you're excited. We had a poll a couple of weeks ago about the spelling of the word, I'mel. We did. We had an entire situation with the shirt that was created without our input. For folks that don't know, it's a word that I say, I don't even know or try.

I'm not trying to say it. I don't know I'm saying it, but Amel is a word I use a lot to tell you. I'm going to. I'm going to. It's a smashed up version of I'm going to. We, Amy and I, Amy is the one that recognized I say it, and she was the first one to say, okay, I think it's spelled this way. And so we've, this is something we've done between us for years.

Yeah, I do it just to make fun of him or to make him laughs. But I always type it out. We started talking about it on this show. Yes. Dirty Mo Media wanted to make a shirt. And when I saw the shirt for the first time, they had this word spelled wrong. And so we had a debate and we sent the vote out to the public. How should we spell this word?

And from what we've been told, the public has determined that me and Amy were spelling it incorrectly all these years. I feel like that's complete. How can we spell it wrong when it's our word? Well. Dalton spelled it. I apostrophe M. Apostrophe L.L. Which feels completely ridiculous.

And so I've always texted it to Dale if I'm, you know, for whatever reason, spelling it out. I-M-O-L. Like, it's just one little word that doesn't make any sense. It's not English. It's just a word that he says out loud. That's how I spelled it. I phonetically is spelled it out. I-M-O-L.

But we lost. We freaking lost. Yeah. The polls did not agree with us. I thought for sure we would win. I thought the Dale vote. I thought the fans would just blindly support Dale. I agree.

Well, I honestly feel like maybe I didn't campaign at all or enough. But I think maybe they just saw the poll and didn't maybe... Associate which one was which? Yeah. Yeah, they just went with their gut. Maybe we need a revote? No, it is what it is.

If they went with their gut and that's what they really feel, then that's fine. But I just feel like, since I'm going to, well, first of all, I'm just going to keep spelling it the way I want to spell it. But if you buy that shirt, that's just weird. I think we should sell both options. Oh, yeah. And see which one sells the most and put under your, Dale's version, Dale's version. Like Taylor Swift. Yes.

Taylor's version. And then see which one sells the most. That's hilarious. Well, the other day, Amy and I were talking, and she has her very own I'm all. I don't agree that this is true. It was an accident. It was an accident. Well, she said the other day, I was talking about me and dad, and she said,

Jall, De Jall, De Jal, De Jal? I threw Jal together because I just got. hung up on my big teeth. She was trying to say did y'all? Uh-huh. And she goes, did y'all such and such and such and such? Did y'all put that over there? Did y'all run that that way? And I was like, what? Do you have your very own I'm-mo? I believe you do. I mean, I've said J-A-L-L. So it's D-A-L-L-L-D-Y-L. I mean, I feel like that's pretty normal for Texan to say. We had just come back from Texas when you asked me, whatever it was. was maybe I was just around my family too much.

I came home and had a new word. You do that when you hang out with your friends. You come home and you're talking all kinds of crazy. I don't know. We did go to Texas for Easter. We did. We took our new fifth wheel. This is the second time we've used it.

We used it at Daytona and then we took it out to Texas. It's awesome. We got a base model last year and had that for several, actually a couple years. and learned about the fifth wheel life and then decided to get a little bit of an upgrade and a little mid-bunk action for the girls. We've had to repair a few things that we've broken. It's not the camp's fault. Campers fault.

It's us being rough on shit fault. Yeah, we broke some shit in there. And which I love working on it. It's easy to fix things. And Kenny, my whole bus driver still takes care of some of, you know, a lot of it for us. and drove it to Texas Force and back. It'll be, it's been a new, nice addition. But Texas Easter, such a good time.

I always, I love, I know, I'm not, I'm serious about this. Like, I feel so lucky that I got. My family? Your family. Yeah, yeah. So, like, you don't know how that's going to go with your in-laws. You don't. And sometimes it takes time to develop the relationship.

As a male, it is like, beat into our brains from a young age that we're not supposed to like our in-laws. Yeah, why is that? Who tells you that? Men are supposed to dislike their mother-in-laws,

their in-laws, there's jokes that are told. You hear them, you know, when you're hanging around, your dad and his buddies at the picnic table, and they're just, you know, and then you hear,

it's in pop culture, comedy. Yeah, just all these, you know, in-laws, in-laws, in-laws are this negative thing or this thing you're not going to enjoy

or something that's going to be in your life, You're going to have to tolerate. But I got really looking. Well, I wasn't worried when you met my family, but I was more worried about how they would receive you being around, you know, a celebrity because none of us had ever met anybody that had any stature or whatever before. But they welcomed you with open arms.

And so like going back there is just relaxing and fun. It really is. We just hang out. Everybody's in a good mood. Everybody's there to drink some beer and just make memories. Yeah. There's no real agenda. That's the only thing. Like when we get down there, I'm always worried that we're not going to have anything to do. Like we're going to be bored and we're never bored. There's always something happening. The kids are always outside running around playing, four wheeling, whatever. So it's a lot of fun. Yep. We, um, they got some, they got this old farm in the middle of, you know, it's just, you know, imagine, Texas brush. Texas brush in the middle of nowhere. And they got a farm.

that their grandparents and many generations actually lived in. Yes. Actually, one of our relatives that came over from Germany is buried out on that property. Right. And so... Out in the middle of the brush. Yeah.

So it's got a lot of... It's very, very cool. And got tons of... The family is very connected to it. Yes. And they take care of it. And it's only... You know, it's a place where we go for holidays and gatherings and all that stuff.

And they use the house. We go in the kitchen. We feed and cook and eat around the table. and play games and stuff. And we bring all, everybody brings their campers. So they've, you know, their dad's, your dad's kind of modernized the electricity out there a little bit to be able to handle, you know, a handful of campers. Yeah, the first time we came out and tried to do that, we didn't have hookups for everybody. So it was kind of a mess.

And so since then we've developed. So he's done a really good job. That's nice to get your own space too. Yeah, you have your own space. And you don't have to drive anywhere. So we used to like everybody came out. Everybody went back into town. and that back and forth got to be a little taxing

and then you couldn't really enjoy yourself like we all wanted to. So the camping thing is so fun. Yeah. But it was a blast. We took a ton of high rock out there and dispersed. Yeah, we came home with nothing.

Everybody got their own little stash. Yeah. We take the camper. We'll have beer. We'll have high rock, some roaming man, some sun drop, and we leave it all for it. It's like more.

He just sets it out on one of the card tables. He's like, come one, come all. We had the minis. We had the big boys. We had all of it. Everybody loves that. Speaking of High Rock, we got the drink of the week presented by High Rock Vodka.

It is called the Azalea. Do you know what the Azalea is? It's, um, I can tell you what's in it. It's the official drink of the Masters. Oh, it's a Master's Week. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Yeah. It is the Masters week.

Yeah. Travis's his favorite thing on the planet. One half ounce of High Rock vodka, five ounces, a lemonade and a half ounce of grenadine. If I drink Grenadine, I break out in hives. Allegedly. Allegedly.

Allegedly. We don't know for sure because I've never been tested for allergies. And he only breaks out after he's had a thousand beers and then... I've got an allergy story to tell you after you're done with this. So you fill a glass with ice, pour in your high vodka lemonade, lemonade, grenadine, stir, garnish it with a cherry. For me, I'm going to drink classic Red Bull and vodka. The Red Bull Red is not too bad. I actually like it.

It's very refreshing. It is. It's so good. Yeah. You could probably pound a few of those if you were out in the sun watching some golf. Tomorrow. That's all I'm going to be doing. Is it a Lia Day?

Speaking of allergies, though, I called to try to get an allergy appointment for, like, I've been seasoned a bunch. They said I have to go three days without taking any, like, a leg or clear it in. Oh, yeah. I won't make it three days. Really? Like, you're one of those people that has allergies. And it's the worst that's ever been.

I don't like, how am I supposed to go three days without any medicine? Yeah. I don't know. Maybe this is at the time of the year to do allergies, allergy test. Or do you have to do it when it's like allergy season? I hope I could get something so I would stop being so, like, congested. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

We have that going on in our house, too. You can hear Dale's voice. I was gotten to where every season she gets an ear infection. It doesn't matter how much I get ahead of it. I think I just got it head cold. I've had it. He refuses, too, to believe that pollen has an effect on him. I've just had it.

I don't have allergies. I've never had them. You can get it every once in a while. You don't have to have like an allergy to the trees. But the pollen is so bad right now. Oh, it's ridiculous. There's a whole sheet of yellow all over the porch. I'm sure I'm bothered by that.

But I think we went to Texas and around Friday, I started feeling like I getting a head cold. Yeah, well, I mean, they have pollen in Texas too. They're pollen everywhere. I don't know. I feel like that's what it is because you don't feel bad. It's just stuffiness. I don't feel too bad.

I need about an hour in the morning to get going. I feel like crapping. Then I finally can get going. Yeah. Crusher in your face. Yeah. I think that's all it is personally. Interesting.

Yeah. So I've never had an allergy test, though, have you? Mm-mm. Yeah. The worst. Why are they the worst? Because they take these, like, little needles and prick your back all over and see what you're allergic to.

Sounds kind of fun. Sounds good. No, it's not fun because then you just have these reactions on your back. And now you're itchy. I can't see them. Oh, they're itchy. My back's itching right now. So what?

All you need is a basic assail chair and just described. just to scratch your background. I need an old man scraper, a little hand, a little wooden hand. Like I'm... Yeah, they're not fun. I do want to know, though, if I'm allergic to anything. Maybe I've been allergic to something my whole life and didn't know it. I feel like you've got a milk, a little bit of a milk intolerance.

Seems to mess your belly up. If I... That's going too far. If I fart... Amy goes Amy, so we're around each other literally almost 24-7, so if I've

eaten anything, a snack or a meal, she knows most likely what it was. And so if I fart, she goes right to that thing. Well, there it is. That beef jerky. It's a glass of water you just drank.

Not water. Come on now. I met him all he ate was chicken wings. pizza what else stir fry like most very salty a lot of dairy

like he eats cereal and his belly was wrecked like it smelled like a dead animal every time he farted but what's if you're farting in your own

it's supposed to it doesn't like that anymore it doesn't smell like it used to my God it does not but if you're farting in private I don't see the issue I don't know why it's such like this he never fars in private

he never farts in private he waits until he wants he's around people to do it. Dude. This is like, Hey, this is the truth.

So no, this is so, this is true. So this is like I'm calling myself out. We were sitting around the Texas family. It's her dad.

They won. We just gotten there. Her dad got married. And there's this whole other family that joins us now, right? So there's other married, two married couples. their kids.

There's, I mean... Bonus sisters and families, yes. And they've been in this life, you know, for... I've known Amy for over a decade and I've known her family for over a decade, but these are some newer folks that are still in year like six or whatever. Yeah. And so, you know, we're not... We only see each other a couple times a year at these holidays.

We're sitting there in these, you know, around the campers. And I had a fart and I just let it rip. and like I would if I was sitting on my couch and as soon as I farted I was like I just farted in front of everybody and they all were like everyone I mean all of them were like it had an audible like it was very audible

and I'm like I just look over I'm like wow he's that comfortable I'm like whoops damn you know you just and it I I knew I was gonna fart and I was the one that chose to fart and I was like it slipped out It was like, This is happening.

He's reached the stage of life. Yes. Not just being comfortable around people, my people. Yeah. Which are your people? But I will. He's just at that age where like, it's happening. Whether any of you people care about it or not.

It's really possible that I could go over to the office at Dirtymo Media, you know. All you guys are hanging out around your cubicles and whatnot. And I might, I might could just like be that comfortable just to let one rip. just to ruin the entire environment. I'm not that comfortable yet to do that. I am. And then, but immediately,

as soon as it happens, I go, damn it, why'd I do that? Like, this is not the place. The thought process is backwards. Yeah,

it's absolutely backwards. It's like, there's no filter or, oh, maybe I should get up. It's just, it happens. And then he's like,

oh, damn it. I do it with burping, too. Oh, burps, yeah, let the burp fly. Dude, I burp all the time,

and I'm always burping. It's like a belt. It's not like a light burp. Yeah, I'm always burping around people. And I'm like... So like, there's something to, maybe you shouldn't have eaten that. I know, but I'm just saying like, I don't even, I don't have that.

I used to, I used to, like, hold a fart till I got off by myself or, you know, not try not to burp in front of people. I used to. I used to. But it stopped. It's gone. It's just gone. It's gone. It's better for your system to let it go.

I do not. I know. I don't prefer to be that way. But I don't know what happened. Like I've lost the like etiquette. Yeah. And even the self-awareness, I guess. I don't know.

I don't think you lost the awareness because you feel, have feelings about afterwards. I'll burp or fart in a public with a group of people. And as soon as it happens, I go, why did I do that? Why don't the fuck did I do that? I don't need to fart around these people. I don't need to hear me farting. No one else is farting audibly. You know what else?

That's the thing. House is just riffing in for us. I don't know. I used to laugh because I think the rumor was that Ryan Newman farted all the time. And, you know, you'd be riding a plane with him and you're like, he farting on us. He did have that reputation, yes. Huh? He did have that reputation.

Right. And you're riding on the plane. You're thinking, he's he farting on us? And then you're thinking, you're in a plane like going to the race and you got to, you know, you're in one of those planes with all the people in there. You're like, how many people are in here farting? Yeah. Quietly. You know, just a plane just full of fart air.

I've been on one of the team planes before and it's like a giant hot box. They are farting all over you and it is gross. That's the worst when you're on a plane and you've got to fart and you're like, okay, maybe if I just let out quietly and then don't move my butt cheeks, it'll just stay under it. It'll slowly go away. The problem is the seats aren't fabric anymore. They're all leather. So like there's no soaking up. It's going to go somewhere.

That is a dangerous proposition. That's a dangerous game. farting on a commercial airline. That is a dangerous problem. Dangerous. opposition. Especially if you're trying to think you can get a quiet one out and then it's not. And it's not. Well, what if you did?

Then you're not around your friendly people. Because it's the thing. Yes. It's okay. It's how we started this conversation. Yeah. I think a lot of us are very capable of sliding one out without anybody noticing audibly. But the smell and I mean, you know, I still sneak my farts around my girlfriend.

I haven't just let one out. Yeah. Really? Yeah. That's sweet of you. They all led with it. Wait until she falls asleep. That's how it's going to be, lady.

Yeah. You're going to hang around with me? Maybe I should have done that. I hit a few from you. A few. It doesn't, once you leave one out, it doesn't matter. Yeah. We went a few days.

I don't know. It's hard to remember. So too long ago. Well, we were talking about High Rock Vaca and drink of the week. Don't forget about going to the website, high rock vodka.com, to find a bottle near you. We'll have those, the new big handles out later. In May.

In May. Yep. Yeah, so very soon you'll be able to go over to the store and get you a big old 1.75. And remember to drink responsibly. You must be 21 or over. Can we talk about Scamanda right quick? Can we just hit back on Scamanda? Yes, let's do it.

I wondered if anybody gave a shit about that last week because, you know, we're not... We aren't the gossip columnists. We're not the gossip. We might be the gossip show. We are now. We just don't know it. Usually we're just gossiping about ourselves. Yeah.

We usually talk about ourselves. Yes. but this is a self-defecation show. I don't mind talking shit about this because we enjoy the show and we watch it. Yes, we are invested. Our time is invested. It is. But when we started the show, we knew that a lot of the people that initially were going to watch it,

we're going to be the race fans, originally race fans, right? NASCAR fans and all that. So we're kind of like, hey, man, this show's not going to be what you're, the San Adele Junior download, right? And so, but I think we're in a place now where we've done. enough of these that people can kind of know what to expect or not be too thrown off. Yeah, no, no, no.

I think based on the responses last week. If we were to talk some reality television. Yeah, there are plenty of people that aren't just listening to this. They are also watching these shows. I felt like there was a lot of response. There was. It was. But I'm going to tell you, I've had so many, I've had so many clips coming at me. So many little memes and clips

and then people analyzing all the things. That's been my favorite part is watching all of the other diehards like over analyze every little mannerism and timeline and posts like there are people cross examining post times with songs and all of shton I have a feeling that it's all I think it's all Kyle's lover boy is like flying off the shelves Carl is a mess has been saved So when he was interviewed he was talking about on the street he said that Carl is a mess and everyone's like what does Carl have to do about this whole thing? And so now they're selling They're selling merch and it's like sold out.

And he and Carl really weren't on the best of terms in the last episode. I know. They ended in the summer on very good terms. So I don't know. What does Carl have to do to do that? Exactly. Exactly. I think it's all a ruse.

Yeah. Yeah. Sierra was doing a, she's been doing this, but she was on a red carpet doing interviews. The whole thing is I put on. I think the whole freaking thing is put on. Wow. And where's Amanda? I didn't think you were going to do it.

She disappeared. I didn't think you were going to say that. I thought you were just going to switch sides. I feel like they all knew what was happening all along. Kyle and Amanda were going to plan to get divorced. I think that they were... You know what else is a put on? All summer underneath our nose and the show.

You know what else is a put on? What? Eminence front. Okay. It's a put on. That's such a great song. Squirrel. Did you see a squirrel?

It's my favorite song. That was actually well played. It's a favorite song ever. I don't think it was a put on though. You don't? I do. I really do. Did you see the interview that Sierra did with

why am I forgetting her name? Sydney Sweeney. Sydney, yes. Sydney's watching the show. So, you know, everybody's paying attention to this commando thing. And she says something about like, what happens next if you cheat on your, if your best friend steals your ex, you must get married, right, to make it worth it.

I feel like the whole thing is just like, why is she even talking about it? Who said that? Sierra. And then Sidney, they're like talking to each other about it. Sydney suggests that like now they they should get married, Amanda and West. But yeah, because if you're going to go this far and burn bridges and friendships, then you better be in it for it.

It better be more than just sex. You can't just be in it for that. That's why I think it's all fake. I don't think that any bridge is burned. I think it's all B. I think Sierra is getting her moment. I think lover boy is getting back on the flying back off the shelves and everybody's getting laid hole. Is lover boys going off the shelves?

Yes. Kyle's posted a video the other day. He's like you guys have no idea how much, like his products are. back ordered. What is Amanda getting? I don't know, but like, does she need anything? Well, are they married still? Are they really divorced?

They really did divorce. I think so. I think we would know that it wasn't real. Actually, some of it's true. But I think that they knew that they were going to go down that path before the show. And they utilized that opportunity to create a, wow. You might have me because I just realized, Amanda didn't sign a pre-up. No.

So if a lover boy tanked. They waited until it got to a point where they could. could declare bankruptcy so that she didn't have to take it, you'd go down with it. Yeah. I think it's all. Man. Why would that? I don't know. I don't follow that.

She didn't sign a pre-up, so her name's attached to all the Loverboy stuff. Right. So she would assume his debt if they got divorced and that business wasn't in the black. Like they would, she would have to be viable for half the debt. Yes. I still think it's real. I don't. To be determined, but I don't feel like it's real. We'll never really know whether it was true or not.

So I saw another thing this morning about this marketing agency that works with Bravo, and they have product placement in every show. Oh, yeah. There were over 50 products placed in every single episode of the Summerhouse, including the watch that Kyle gave her. So it's all a setup. I think that there's plenty that's bull-h-h-ha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's scripted to a degree. Yeah, like throw these themed parties.

Kyle, try your best to make it up to her. here's a watch. You know what I mean? Yeah. If he's in that much debt, why is he buying Cartier? You know what I mean? Yeah. It's all fake.

No, I mean, we could dive. I mean, I don't think all reality shows are fake, but I think there's... We could dive into the details of the stagedness of the show. Like, there's some times when, you know, they're having a party, right? And everybody's partying. The parties feel kind of weird because they're all dressed up in... outfits and then, but they invite locals that are just regular folks dressed in normal clothes. Yeah, and it feels like they open the floodgate and they always come rushing.

It feels like that it's like a, but they're not, they're, they do know some of these people that are showing up. They're not just random people that are like, okay, here comes the extras. Yeah, right. But it does also feel like here comes the extras. During every party, there's like a sit down with two people that they need to discuss the big drama in the room or in the house. I watch it knowing that I'm probably getting getting a little... See, I don't.

We know the Southern Charm folks. We know that that show is somewhat real. I know that there's probably similar things with products or whatever, but like we know enough about those people to know that they actually do get really annoyed with Craig. You know what I mean? Like there's things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they don't have to manufacture any drama because it comes naturally. Yeah. I have a very intuitive feeling that the Kyle and Amanda thing started sooner than we thought. They were already unraveling that and knew that they were going to. The divorce got finalized in January. You can't get divorced that damn fast.

I don't, but the West and Amanda thing, I think, is real. I think that they are dating, but I think that they've been dating since the beginning of the summer. And Kyle knew all along. Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Yeah. I think that all of that was just, oh, he didn't know, C.R. didn't know. I think all that part's Okay.

That's understandable. And how can you steal a best friend's ex? She's not yours to begin with. Like, why is she so mad? Girl code. I know, but like, is there, like, they weren't even really ever dating. They went on a couple of dates, but they didn't sleep together or anything like that. Sierra and West?

Not back in the day. 100% they slept together. No, they didn't. She declared that they didn't in the show. I doubt that happened. I don't know. I just, I can't wait to. watch all my memes pop up and like give me more information because I am very excited about

like someone doing the due diligence to uncover all those little details so I have a feeling it's bullshit last year Amanda said was like undressed West about his dating how he never had a girlfriend blah blah blah blah and now she's with them so like didn't that make you think you're like hmm what's which part's true I just don't see um nothing against West at all but I just don't see how they're, she's... What's the appeal? No, I just don't see them. I don't see her having interest in him.

Yeah, like, so until I saw the arm rubbing and all those things, I didn't, I never saw them even kind of look twice at each other. They just don't seem like two people that would find compatible. Also, he likes to party. He's basically, he's a younger Kyle. Yeah, he just doesn't DJ yet. He's just a younger Kyle. He kind of has a, he has a, he has a, he,

He's on a whole other plan, right? He's on a whole other route. And the girls that he's going to date or be with are going to have, they're going to be over in this pool. And she's way over here in this pool. Yeah. Yeah, she was a married woman, like, you know, had this plan. None of it makes any real sense to me.

You know, going down this path with this dude forever. She wanted to move out of the sitting, like, we'll see. Yard and kids. Yeah. We don't know these people. We just watch them on TV. Yeah. Well, I have a feeling that they've gotten us all.

And the other thing I saw this week that was really funny that kind of had me laughing was, do you watch anything with Theo Vaughn? Yeah, I see some stuff. So he interviewed Ella Langley, who were all like, what? Who's Ella Langley? What? Who is it? The little brunette that sings country music.

Excuse me, you look like you love me? You look like you love me? I'm sorry. You're not an Ella fella? You're not an Ella fella? We listened to Ella Langley at least 14,000 times. when we were in Texas. Is that the song?

She's from Texas I can tell? Yeah. I know who that is. So he interviews Ella Langley and she brought her guitar and he's like, hey, you know, I want you to sing one of your songs. If you'll sing a song and she's like, okay, sure, you pick one out. And so he picks dandelion. And before she ever got to play in it, he's like, I sometimes feel like a dandelion.

And she looks out of like, wait, what, you do? That doesn't align with you. I feel like you're more like a rose. And he's like, no, I'm more like a vine. You know, one of vines that grows on your. house that you can't get rid of. Yeah. So they surmised he was like a cudzu.

She was hilarious. I can't get enough of like watching where his brain goes. But it got me thinking if I had to declare you a flower, what would it be? And I feel like you're more like a fiddle fig tree. A hell is a fiddle fig tree. Well, here's, hear me out. So like everyone likes a fiddle fig tree. You know the tree that I have in the sunroom, the big giant one?

Sunroom. Which room is that? Oh my God, Dale. Hi, I'm Amy. Have we met before? I don't know. I know we had a sunroom. Okay.

It used to be a porch that is now like the Butler's pantry. Yeah, the Butler's pantry. Yeah. So it's kind of like the plant room too. Okay. That big giant tree. Okay. That's a fiddle fig.

They are really nice to look at. Everyone seems to like them. They're very hard to take care of. Oh, shit. Kind of fickle. Like you can't move them. They like to stay. in their place.

If you water them, they're mad. If you underwater them, the leaves fall off. Perfect. So you're like a fiddle pig. Okay. Yeah. What am I? Oh, man.

I mean, you're just pink rose. I don't know. A pink rose? Yeah, you're like, the basic borgh. Well, a pink rose? I don't know. I mean. Travis, what are you?

Are you an azaleas since you love the master so much? I'm an azalea this week. Maybe like a cactus. You're not giving cactus vibes. You like pink drinks. You're not a cactus. Let's see. You're an orchid.

I'm an orchid? Yeah. Did you look at my notes? That's my favorite flower. Does that mean I'm an orchid? Do you know anything about orchids? Oh, yeah. What do you know about an orchid?

There, if orchids, when you get one from the store, you got to be real careful with it because, you know, it could get damaged and you could get damaged and you could, you could, you could, you could be real careful with it. you could you could ruin it real easy on the way home and um they need to be in the sun no by the window and uh they they they they um bloom and and they're beautiful and then they go sort of dormant but then they kind of come back when the season you know when the season is right they kind of bloom again like most flowers i suppose but when they're dormant um They're pretty normal. It's just one little stick. One little stick?

Yeah. When they're dormant, you're supposed to leave them alone. Yeah. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Don't think about touching it. That's exactly you. Like when you're in a mood, when you're in a mood like an orchid, you've got to leave it alone.

Don't touch it. That's right. Don't even come over here. No. I try to sneak in a hug and some cuddling. Nope. Nope. Nope.

But Amy loves orchids And so I think that That's not a basic bee flower at all No, it's not a pink roses there Orchids are very Well, I just said that out of First thing popped in my brain Women love roses

But we do There's nothing wrong with roses Orchids are very peculiar in particular They're beautiful They are unique and special And rareish And so They're kind of hard to must

They're hard to grow They're hard to take care of It takes some effort. Yeah, it does. It takes some effort. Yeah. Do you like pointettas? Yes.

And I have a funny story about point set as. So, like, they're a tropical flower. And I didn't know that until recently. I did not. But my mom always had point setas out on the porch at Christmas. Like, she has Christmas stuff everywhere. And so there were some inside, but she always kept them out on the porch. Well, I grew up in South Texas, and it was generally kind of warm around Christmas time.

If it got cold, that was not normal. Yeah. And so I was living with Dale. and this is back when Tammy was working with us and I had gotten these really good looking points that is and I put them out on the porch and she's like die and laughing at me and she's like, you know those are going to die out there?

I said, really? I was like, my mom always had them on the porch. She goes, in Texas, they're tropicales. They're going to die out there. I was like, oh my God, really? She's like, yeah, they can't be below whatever temperature and she showed me on her phone. So I feel like I was just a total dumb shit.

I didn't know at all that these Christmas flowers are actually tropical flowers. I think it's kind of like an oxymoron anyway, right? Yeah. You're just looking at me like, whatever, Amy. Yeah. So after that, I got a bunch of fainte.

Do you remember those big fake poinsettas I had? And I stuck them all in the fountain. We had an old fountain that I turned into a planar bed on the porch. And I stuck a bunch of fake ones out there just so that Tammy could enjoy that because she could see them out of her window right there. Yeah. Yeah. She always thought that was funny.

I'm not interested in flowers in general. flowers and landscaping and all that. No, you're not. Same. No. Like not a yard guy, huh? No. Dale's not either.

You give a shit. Yeah. It's like make it all dirt. Just put it stone down. Yeah. I love it. I'm very into it. Yeah. At least there's one of us.

All right. So we're going to play a little game called this or that. It's interesting that this topic was already brought up. So we'll make it an official question. Would you all, would you all, would you? you always rather have a silent but deadly fart or loud and odorless? Always. It has to be one always?

I'd say loud and odorless. I mean, at least everybody can laugh. Silent and deadly. It's brutal. It's brutal. And you're going to feel terrible and guilty. No one, you know, sometimes you might get found out, but the smell, you know, you're going to get tired of that. Even your own farts.

And so. God, loud all the time. It's got to be so embarrassing to them. Yes, I know, but you would be that guy. Eventually, you're just going to go have to embrace it. You're like, at least it doesn't smell. Yeah, you're going to have to embrace it. I'm the farting guy.

I think either way I'm mortified. I'm trying to make this work. You got to answer, Amy. I can't imagine being in the kitchen cooking and going, just ripping, riffing it, you know. Sorry. Have I ever heard you farting? No, I don't think so. And I'm not about to start.

I heard you burp. Girls don't fart now. Yeah, I mean, burping's allowed. Yeah, but I know. but you try not to. I remember the first time I heard you burper wasn't many, many years ago. It was like I farted. He reacted like I had farted.

Oh, my God. It was like, it was insane. Which is why I don't fart in front of him or ever. Dough? Yeah, girls don't fart, Dale. Because I would get like clown for years about it. Have you ever farted in private, Latin, and it been audible? I don't know what you're talking about.

Even when you're by yourself, are you trying to like make it not, make noise because you don't even want to hear it. Because I'm a lady. You're like, I don't even want to hear this. I don't want to hear that either. No. Yeah, you nailed it. All right, we'll go a little easier answer here. Sunrise or sunset? Oh, sunset. And then 9-night. I like sunsets because it's usually like just that time of the day where everybody's kind of relaxing and the sky is so bright and pretty. I've seen plenty of sunrises, but usually sunsets are prettier. Yeah. Yeah. Dale. doesn't know what a sunrise looks like. He's never seen... I've seen plenty of sunrises. When he's... Not through cross the best. And all-nighters.

Does that count? Doing the all-nighters, yeah. If you can make it to sunrise on the event? We've watched... We've watched... No, that... In Key West, we watched the sunset. Yeah, we watched lots of sunsets in Key West.

The sunsets are pretty fun, I guess. But kind of anticlimactic. You know, we would be in Key West, you know, raising hell, partying, going from bar to bar. And then Amy and the other girls that are on the trip would go, we got to go watch the sunset at sunset pier. And I'm like, God, dang it. Yeah, he can't be okay with anybody else having an idea.

We have to sit in the same bar stow for two or three hours until he wants to move to a different barstool. And then we sit wherever he wants to sit for two or three hours. If anybody else has an idea, it's like, God dang it. Yeah, why are we messing up this good time? Because we don't all enjoy the same things. And then we're going to go over to sunset pier, sit down. Everyone's going to get tired, sleepy. and then we've got to try to figure out how to fire everybody back up for the next round,

go to the next bar. That's not true. You go to sunset here and get another drink. We're all sitting out their drink of margaritas or whatever anyway. Well, I'm afraid that you're going to see the sunset and want to go night night. That's just your anxiety. You just said it. No, you just said it.

Yeah, I mean, I do like to go to sleep now right after the sunsets, but we were in QS. We all stayed up late. I'm with Dale on this one. I like to sit there and you just like look at you like, you're still good here. Man, when I was in my 20s, Like when we were, you know, when we were raising hell back in the bud days, sometimes I would skip dinner. You still do that.

Yeah, I'd be like, man, I ain't going to eat. That's going to slow me down. Yeah, they didn't eat anything. My buddies were like, we're hungry, dude. And I'm like, wow, let's just power through. You still do that, did that when we were dating. Yeah. When I moved in and we would have people out of the house for pool day or whatever.

I'm not just talking about like a night party, like an all-day event. He didn't want to have any food. I'm like, I can't invite people over to the house and not have food. And then expect them to drive home, too, by the way. It took me a while to figure that out. She's like. And I'm not going to just half-asset. I'm getting food food.

She's got, yeah. She's got to have a whole layout, sides and all this stuff. Because he's invited three people. But what he really means is three plus ten. He's invited 13 people over. So there's a bunch of mouths to eat. They got some bags of chips and shit. They can eat them.

They can eat them. It's funny. I don't need to order catering. What the hell? Yes, we do. Because I ain't cooking for all these freaking people that you've invited over. I'm getting catered. or whatever, just sandwiches,

going to have some food. And what will happen? We all have fun and we're in a good mood. We're up on plane. We're partying good and everybody eats and then everybody goes to sleep. See, I'm the snacker. So I remember when we were in Key West, I'm like, y'all want anything?

They're like, no, I'm like, I'm ordering an app here and we're in an app. Yeah, I'm just like, get some cheese curts here, get some pimento cheese there. And then you never get out of control. Yeah. Yeah. I always have to be snacking on something. I like that idea.

I like that too. Like a little shared app. Next question. Make a boring. and fun or getting dressed up for a real date? What? Make a boring errand fun. Like you run some errands?

So then you're like, all, let's go grab a drink and then do this and then, or actually like have a planned date night where you get dressed up. Plan date night. I like a planned date night so I can really play my outfit. I do love an impromptu situation, but that's just not to flow anymore.

That's every day. What do you mean? Every day is our impromptu situation. What are we doing? What we're going? What's for dinner? I know, but we're not like stopping.

for a cocktail in between and like making it fun. But it's fun. We used to do that. It's fun when we got a night where we can go. Dedicated. Yeah. Even if we had the kids, like take them to dinner and stuff.

Yeah. Sometimes when the kids are gone, we like you plan to do nothing and sit on the couch on our sweats. And that's fun too. Yeah. So speaking of sweats, would you rather always be overdressed or underdressed? Overdressed all the time.

I'm from Texas. Like, I mean, I don't even really do the Texas thing. But like, We are taught to, you put your face on, your hair is done, your jewelry's on, like you've got an outfit. Like, life is short and you are here to present. If it was up to me, my closet would only have pants, t-shirts, and hoodies.

And that would be as high as I went. And then the rest of the time I'd be in pajama pants. He tried to tell me when we were in Texas, he was going to put his gray sweat pants on. I was like, no, you're not. He's like, why not? everybody else is in their lounge clothes. Like, no, no, no. Every man here is in their jeans and you're not running around here in gray sweatpants.

You can't be running around in gray sweatpants. You're not in front of granny. No, thank you. No, yeah. Come on. If they're black, you're red, you can't have gray sweatpants on out in public. I mean, he forgets that, like, gray sweatpants has a stigma and a season. They do?

Yeah. 100%. What's the stigma in gray sweatpants? That's what guys wear when they're trying to attract girls. Oh, I'd never heard this. He said, I was f***ed. I wish I hadn't known that when I was a kid. No, it's more probably not.

That's my problem in high school. I didn't wear gray sweat pants enough. That's definitely what your problem was in high school. No, not enough gray sweat pants. Yeah. This is silly. No, it's not. You put them on a stand in the mirror and be like, oh, I see now.

Yeah. Funny. If I could always wear shorts, I'd be happy. You wear shorts when it's cold outside, even now. I wore shorts today. Mm-hmm. Because it's going to get warm, though, in the afternoon. 65's not warm.

office. Like, it's just, I was not meant to wear jeans, pants. Yeah, you're usually in shorts. Yeah. That's true. You're dressed for golf. Though they golfers were pants. Oh, that's true. Yeah. What are you dressed for then? What is it about the shorts? It's for Travis. It's just me. Shown off your legs? Shorts and hoodies. That's my style. Yeah. So like one leg out of the sheets. Yeah, exactly. Um, next question, power nap or long nap? long nap. I'm not good at power napping. Dale can fall asleep in a crowded room and pop up after 15 minutes and be refreshed.

Yes. I'm not good at napping like that. I feel better after a 10-minute nap than I do after sleeping all evening. Same. We got up this morning and I'm like, damn. I feel like I hit by a truck. Same. Like I could lay back down and go another two hours and I've had six and a half to eight hours of sleep.

But I'll do a 10-minute nap in the middle of day and be like, hey, Hell yeah, I'm going to go till two in the morning now. That's probably the problem. If you didn't have those naps, you might go to bed at, like, 10 or 11. I have been napping more. I used to not want to nap and only nap when it was in dire situations. Like when you're having a conversation you don't like? He used to fall asleep in the plane or anywhere.

If he had his sunglasses on or if he didn't have his sunglasses on, he put them on. That was code for I'm taking a nap. You can keep talking, but I'm going to fall asleep. You didn't have a conversation with him and not realize he was a son. sleep behind his glasses. I'm just saying a new trend for me has been, not all the time, but when possible, coming home, you know, three in the afternoon,

four in afternoon, and sitting on the couch and falling asleep. And then waking up at 5, 5.30 and being like, I got too much of a nap. Now I'm really awake, and like at 10, 11, 12 tonight, when Amy wants to go to bed, I'm going to be wide awake. But it's fun napping in the middle of the day.

I used to not want to do it, but now I'm more... You enjoy it? Into it. We'll have a nap at like 12 p.m. 1 p.m. on the couch. Yeah, especially like on a Saturday. Yeah. Windows open if it's kind of... Just a quick one.

Yeah. Would you rather never use the bathroom again or never have to sleep again? Whoa. I prefer not to never have to sleep again. I prefer to never have to use the bathroom. Really? I think that's the easy one. I like sleeping.

I like sleeping a lot. I like the bed. I like the sheets. I like the craziness. What if? I guess you could still lay in the bed. Yeah. Because if you're at a concert and your huge restroom, like, traveling.

Oh my gosh. Okay. Yeah. That's a good point. You know, when you're in a place where you can't comfortably use the restroom. So, like, you don't have to. It's just not a thing. Yeah, it just not a thing.

It just goes away. Yeah. Turn it off. You're at the bar drinking beers. Yep. You don't worry about breaking the seal? Mm-hmm. Okay.

You're winning me over. I didn't mind. You know, so like it's, it's a man thing to, you know, go and sit in the toilet and grab a paper, old racing magazine or something. That's true. And be there for like 20 minutes. Chicks don't do that. Or set up, you know, set up your iPad and watch from YouTube. You what?

I think it. You set up your iPad and watch YouTube in the bathroom? Yeah. Watch videos about card collecting. Do you watch videos in the bathroom? No, so like my dad would go read a book. Me, I'm in and out. I can do the same thing on my couch.

Yeah. I guess maybe you're like maybe when you're like a husband with kids, like that's a way to get some like a loan time. I'm just, it's not. I saw that on my phone yesterday too, that men spend up to seven years of their life in the bathroom hiding from their family. Yeah. Did you do it when you're a single day? No. No, I didn't even not.

See? You hide from your family in the bathroom? No. Damn. No, I just go in there and get a little by myself time and just kind of. It's the same thing. We don't have like a chair back on the toilet. He's weirdo.

Something's an airplane pillow. Oh my God. I can hear them. I'm just kidding. You didn't do it right. You didn't go far enough away. I'm just kidding. I like to go in there.

I feel we have a little basket and I fill it up with racing magazine. I'm going to take all that shit out of there. There's racing magazines and a little table. There's too much. stuff in the bathroom. Oh, yeah. And so I put these in their old, old programs from like the 50s and 60s and 70s, and I will read them. And this is one of my favorite things to do. I was sitting in there the other day reading an old Darlington program from the 50s. And they had an advertisement. I look at all the advertisements. They had this advertisement. And it's like, the comfort in, come have a steak. And it's this. really cheesy, you know, single floor motel that existed in South Carolina and Darlington County back in the 50s. And I'll get on my phone and Google Earth the address and see what's there. If it's still there. It's still there. And it'll be like, you know, abandoned or broken down or half

busted up or remodeled and bigger or whatever, right? And you're like, holy shit. You know, what businesses are still around? I got Daytona 500 programs and stuff and just seeing what businesses are still operating like decades later. I found this whole transmission shop that's still owned by this family. Still family ran that was open in the 50s and you're like,

damn, they made it through everything, right? So that's kind of what I like to do when I'm on the toilet. Genealogy. You need to start facing genealogy.

You got to fight fire with fire, Amy. You got to go in there and I'll spend 30 minutes in the bathroom. I can't get five seconds in the bathroom without

some little fingers tapping on the door. If I don't lock it too, the door is going to fly right open and then stay open. So, yeah, I don't get that privacy. The kids are just, like, trying to put their little fingers on the door.

Amy is one of the, Amy is a person that when she uses the restroom, she turns the fan on and leaves it on. And so, you know, she'll leave the restroom, fans running, fan just runs and runs and runs. And I don't know when it turns itself off or she turns it off.

I think it's got like a 30. I think it does turn itself off. The one upstairs has a timer. The one downstairs is not. Right. And so I always know when she's used the bathroom because the fans running. And I'll start to go.

I can't even go. I'll start to go open the door. She goes, don't you go in there. That's not true. Yes, you do. Go use another one. You go use another one.

Don't you go in there. That's not true. Yes, it is true. You know it's true. You can't admit it. God, you're embarrassing to me. Finally. Rules of reverse on the show.

Yeah. We got one on Amy now. Well, hey, Dale, that's what the fans for. I know. I want to try using it the next time you go in there. So when I go in there. So when I go in there, light a candle or something. When I go in there, she's like, watching so much TV and hit the fan button.

She's like, do you put Z down? Do you turn the fan on? I'm like, God. Sometimes he leaves the door wide ass open and he's sitting there. Yeah. Like, can you have some manners? Do all the things. I do shut the door now because I want to, you know, our little girls, I don't want them to think you shoot you with the door wide open.

But. They don't need to see Daddy doing that either. Yeah. That's true. There's so many elements here. We used, when we didn't have kids, dude, I didn't, I didn't shut the door. Why? Why?

Why? No. He's an animal. I'm inside my home. I'm, door is shut, the front door. Have some decorum, some coooth. I'm only, I'm in there with Amy. It's just me and her.

I told, we talked about this on the other show. He came in and sat behind me and poop while I was brushing my teeth when I first met him. Yeah, that's wild. We were in a, we were in a loft. There's nowhere else to go. I still think like there should be. He could have waited for me to finish him. brushing my teeth. I think that's one boundary that should just stay like separated with you and

your significant other. The door should just be closed. His number two. Yes. Yeah. I personally think number one it should be closed for. Nine times out of ten, I agree with you. But then this particular instance, we were in a tight spot. We were in a tight spot. I had to go. And I wasn't, she was in there. I'm like, I don't know how long she's going to need in this bathroom. No, there's no conversation about it either. All right. Yeah. Sit. Well, yep. I. I, I was like, hey, this is the one. And if she can handle this, we're good to go. And that's what he said.

That's what I thought we did. This is what's going to be, lady. Yep. I didn't say lady. You didn't. But that's what the connotation was. Like, if you want to hang out with me, this is how it's going to be. Like, ugh, no, it isn't.

I think I went, ooh-oh. I had a toothbrush of my mouth. Hi, y'all, Dale and I are in the Dirtymo Media Studios for another round of Ask Amy. We're excited for your questions. What you got, Travis? First question people want to know is, are you guys up to date on the rocket launch? Where are you guys at with that? Yes. So I thought today was Friday when I woke up and I dressed Nicole in a red, white, and blue outfit for school. And she watched Artemis videos on the NASA page all the way to school. We're excited about it. I've been following along.

What does that have to do with Friday? You thought today was Friday. They land tomorrow. I thought it was today. And I was kind of excited this morning because that part's like just as exciting, if not more. you're racking than the takeoff. I will be tuned in for all of that. Tomorrow at 8 p.m. you get to watch it live. They're going to land right off the coast of California. Did you see where the commander named a crater after his late wife?

If you could name something after Dale and Amy, name your spouse, each other, anything in like, what would it be? Yeah. I would Dale race track, sorry.

The short circuit. I would name an old racetrack after Dale. What are you? Dale and Hart Jr.? Speedway? Ralph Speedway? Ralph? I don't know. Ralph Roval.

The Ralph Raceway? I don't know. I don't know. I don't like the Roval. We can figure it out. But I feel like a racetrack would be appropriate. I don't think, I don't know. I can't like name a tree after you. That would feel weird. A crater doesn't really seem. I mean, it's cool, but like if you could find a star that's never been found before. So you can dedicate stars to people. But I feel like you have to be an astronaut to know the craters of the moon. I would name it. And have that right.

I would name an orchid after Amy. There's multiple styles and different orchids. A hybrid. Hybrid. Hybrid. Orchid, yeah. Romantic. I mean, his wife passed away, and he has two daughters, and he's in this rocket ship,

and people say that you hung the moon, you know what I mean? So I think there was some connotation to that, and, like, naming the crater after his wife was so special. And I'm guessing, like, they probably be fantastic. And, I mean. Crater Carol. Yeah, think about it. This dude's seen the moon unlike any other body.

the other person besides other people in the capsule. And they've seen this, they've seen the moon from a perspective that we'll never understand. Yeah. And I think it was special for all of them. It was pretty cool. Dude, they talked about it. They were like, I can't even put, the guy was literally saying, humans aren't equipped with the vocabulary to explain what we're seeing.

We can't articulate it. Yeah. We can't. Can't quantify it. That was really the most profound thing that I remember hearing. I feel like I need a better answer than a racetrack, but I can't come up with one. Hmm. I don't know. I think if you have like a popular drink.

A drink. But like everyone knew about instead of like, imagine if the mimosa was like the Amy. Well, we have the Dale yeah. That's true. We do have a Delia drink. Yeah. Hopefully that is going to be badass. They're going nationwide with that.

They are. Excuse me. This week. Yeah. Next week. Wait, nationwide? They're going to go nationwide with the Delia next week. Yeah.

Every Texas Roadhouse. Yeah. It's good. It's like cream sickle. I think on the 15th, Texas Day. Dahlia Day. You can name like a really handy practical tool

after me like a house household Some kind of a socket wrench Something that was like everyday Every day Maybe the dent get her outer that I used to hammer up the fixtures with That would be the deal I don't know

That's a tough question That's a tough question Speaking of which And I need to ask everybody who's watching We have a we have a photo to hang. A big framed tapestry is what it's called, I guess. The dangerous summer tapestry

is a big flag and I had it framed finally for Ilo's room. It's gigantic. Well, all right. So for all of my life everybody on the stream, I need some help. We've been hanging photos. You know, they've got, you did

you had the string across the back and you hung it on the string and you just did this and then sometimes there might be some hooks on each side or you could do the the Z clip. The Z clip. Well, now they're showing up and they have these little sawtooth little things on the corners.

A little zigzag. And I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that. I see that and I got a mechanical mind. Like, I can figure it out. But I look at that on the back of the picture and I go, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? That actually gives you more leeway. So, like, he spins out when he sees this.

I'm like, you don't understand. Like, if you get it just a little bit off. The little teeth are so small that you could not have it perfect and still get a straight photo. Yeah, I'm putting two nails in the wall. And it's going to just, I'm going to find a where, it's going to find level somewhere. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. So it's still sitting on the floor.

I picked this thing up like three weeks ago. And I'm usually the one that's like, I've got a list of things to do, but I'm slow to get to some of it. And so it took me forever to get this thing framed. sure I'm putting myself out here. I'm being vulnerable. I'm sure the internet's going to let me know. I'm sure our listeners are going to let us know. Dude,

dude, just do bam, bam, bam, you're good. And I'm going to go, all right, now it makes sense.

But I don't think it makes sense to me. And I want to know who decided that this was like the now the way we're doing it. We did the, we had the string forever, which wasn't perfect,

because, you know, you walk around the house and it's kind of getting crooked and nothing, every time you, Every time you put something, you hang a picture on a string, you're always kind of having to straighten it up. But the Z clips are awesome. And there's other ways that we've hung stuff that just seems like easier than this little sawtooth thing on the corner. And I've got to hang this thing up.

He promised he would hang it today. And we're hanging in a new wall that's been wallpaper. Wallpaper. Pressure's on. Pressure is on. Yeah, we got one guy here. Brad says it makes it more frustrating. So he agrees with you.

So here's the thing, too. The frame came with a template. There's a giant piece of, like, butcher's paper. I get it. So you don't have to, like, go ham on the wall and worry about extra holes. I think that we'll be able to level that paper and do it, and it will be quite easy. I just feel like this is, like, it didn't make it easier. So Jamie says, take a piece of painter's tape and put it across the back marker, exactly where you want the nails to go, and then put the painter's tape on the wall.

Yeah, we've hung things like that before. Put your nails in and then take the tape off. That's a great way to do it. I just, we went from like one single mounting point in the wall to now having two. And now you got to like, you know, find the center of the wall. Now you got to measure the distance between the two nails, wherever the saw two things are. And you got to do, you know, find the center of that. And I mean, it's just like, it's harder than it has to be.

You got this. I'm going to do it. And I'm going to get it up there. But it took us. I've had this tapestry thing from the dangerous summer forever. and it's got these awesome balloons and things on it. It's beautiful. And we've had it forever, and I begged Amy to get it framed because I like a couple of their songs, and this thing just fits her room.

It's so big that I took it to a couple of framers and they can't do anything that large. So I had to wait for this shop to open in Charlotte. They just opened in the last year. She framed it in hot pink. It's neon pink, yeah. It's really cool. We'll share a picture later when we get this down. Super cool.

So we'll see in six months. It's huge. Next question is, did Nicole try the crybaby tear? Yes. She did. Yeah. They both tried him. I tried them.

I didn't think they were that sour. He had sour gumballs and all kinds of stuff in the bag, too, and she couldn't handle the gum. She actually came over and was, like, freaking out. She had to spit it in the sink. Yeah, they liked it. They loved him. Which was her favorite? The tears.

The tears. The tear? Yeah. Ila liked the gum. Yeah, Ila likes the super. super sour stuff. Nicole likes caramallows. The little caramallows with the white stuff in the middle.

Okay. That are in the wrapper. I don't even know what that is. She likes chocolate. Kelly loves them. Kelly always hasn't been in our office. Oh, I didn't know that. The little caramel with the white center.

Oh, yeah. Like a cream center. I know what you're talking about now. It's a stand. It's like a thing's been around for 100 years. But it's amazing. It's good. I love them too.

Sounds like something that would get stuck in your teeth. It does. You have to be careful. Careful. He'll take the crown with it. Might take your crown right off. Yeah, you got crowns. You got careful. Next question. If you could be an additional character in a TV show, what show would it be? Like, so it's, you're playing your, like, your aim of your day.

I always wanted to be in the office. Are you asking, like, what show would I plug myself into? I thought the office was so badass, and I wanted to be in the office. Yeah. What would be your role in the office? Are you the IT guy? Yeah, perfect. I'm IT. That farts on everybody. silent, deadly farts.

Yeah, the guy that comes in with his shoes and his shirt matching, farts, he fixes everything. What's he going to wear today? Is it going to be orange on orange or blue and blue? He's mismatched today. He's in a bad mood. Oh, man. I've always wanted to be in friends.

I feel like that would be fun. Did you see where the one person said that she felt like she was like the outcast or like the sixth friend recently? I forget who it was. Lisa Cadrew? Was it Lisa? Yeah. I figured it was her if you had to guess.

Really? Yeah. Her character was like... Her character was very, you know... In a way, disconnected from the others. The other ones all had history together. Yeah. And she never was romantic with any of them.

Claims nobody cared about her. I don't know. I feel like her character was like important. It kept everyone... It kept the, it like funny. She was the glue. Yeah. Remember when she got the sore throat or something and it could sing?

Yeah. Smelly cat? Yeah. She had like a frog in her throat or something. Yeah. And then she coughed it up and she's like, oh, ew. Ew! It's gone. Yeah.

And she hated her natural voice. Yeah. Oh, that sucks. I've seen a lot lately about Matthew Perry. Her character was really the only one you could trust. She was the only one with her any real sense. She was consistent. Yeah, the other ones were like just... Emotional basket cases.

Yeah, they were just a lot. Except for Joey. He was pretty consistent. Joey was great. Yeah, he was. Did you ever watch the show, suits? I did. I binge the suits show. She did. She did do that. I would like to be on that show.

Me? No, I would. Oh, you want to be on that show? Yeah. What would you, what would your role be? Are you like just... Just another like... Just another lawyer hanging out in the office?

Living it up. I would add cheers to my list. Ooh. Yeah, cheers would be good. I would love to just have been set, you know, just been an extra setting at the bar. Just watching all that happen. Yeah. That would have been fun.

That would have been fun. Wouldn't have been fun just waiting on Norm to walk in? What? Norm? It wouldn't have been fun just sit there waiting on Norm to come in in. any moment. Norm! Could you could yell it, you know?

Damn! What dumb stuff Woody Harold was going to say? That would be, yeah, that would have been fun. Watching Woody Harrelson. Yeah. Woody Harrelson, sorry. Got his name role.

I think you could actually make that happen a lot. Yeah, I remember when watching her bad. So I remember when Fox first started doing sitcoms, they bought the rights to like a bunch of old shows. So they had night, They had like a two-hour block where there was night court,

the Golden Girls maybe, Cheers. There were like four shows, and it was every night, seven to nine, and I watched it when I was, I was still in high school. And you didn't think, you know, that I would be sitting there watching Cheers, I suppose. No, not. You should have more gray sweatpants. Between playing.

And less Cheers. Between playing my original Nintendo. Legends of Zelda. What a balance. Legends of Zelda. Such a time to be alive. Never played Legends of Zelda I played Legends of Zelda

But it was frustrating Is that the game that was gold? Yeah Yeah I feel like I had that game Yeah you just walked in these silly Same very repetitive rooms Trying to figure out what rock to move

Or how to figure out how to unlock something Sounds pretty boring It was pretty boring But you know It's just like anything else When I remember it in my head Like playing Mario Brothers Original Mario Brothers

Legends of Zelda double dribble All those games Excite Bike they were amazing. We played them hours and hours and hours over and over and over and over and then me and you bought the original Nintendo

and I bought like 150 used games and we plugged it in and started playing it and we're like, this is terrible. Yeah. Like the graphics and can't make this out. What is this? You know, it's just awful.

Yeah. And we were playing on like a 13-inch television back in the 80s. Yeah. Well, that's why the picture was better. The picture was better because it was so much smaller. It wasn't programmed

to be on the big screen. To be on a bigger 40-inch TV or something. Yeah. It's funny. One more question here is, Amy, do you have a meal that you like to cook that the rest of the family doesn't like? But it's like your... I feel like all of them fall into that category right now. My kids don't want to eat anything I cook. And I used to cook a lot for Dale.

And I love cooking. I used to just like get in the kitchen and whatever I had, I would make something. There wasn't like a recipe. And what, you know, it usually turned out pretty well. And these days, I feel like I've lost. my touch. I tried to meal prep the other day. And I didn't have any white rice in like one of those rice bowl things that you see people bake off in the oven. And I had brown rice and it was still crunchy. And I cooked that for twice as long as it said to because

brown rice takes forever. And it was terrible. I couldn't even eat it. And Dale's, gets the chips out and was like scooping it and eating it with tortilla chips. I'm like, is that what you have to do to like psych yourself up to eat it and pretend like the whole thing's supposed to be crunchy with a chip? It was terrible. So I don't really, I don't feel like I've lost my touch, but I don't know. Dale's there a meal that you like? Well, you've done some curry dishes? I'm not a big curry fan.

No, he hates curry. So if I do like a coconut milk curry situation, he's like not eating that. Anything with, um. Just a soup that I make that like that. If it has, what's the herb that I don't like? Cilantro. Cilantro. If it's got cilantro on it, like it's dead, dead no for me.

I feel like I've learned a lesson there. I don't even buy cilantro just in case. Remember when we were, we had something going on there for a while where there was like, we were eating, there was a dish or something we were eating and we had, it was like, there was sand. Remember it had grid or something? Yes, I figured it was a salt. I bought the salt from freaking home goods.

Dude, we, for a year. It had granules of sand in it. What? Yes. For a year. I thought, we thought it was the quinoa. I would rinse the quinoa. He's like, I hate that.

And so ever since then, he refused. is to eat quinoa because he thinks it's the kingwashed. How did you find out it was the salt? For a while, let's say 10 to 12 months, we're like, you know, every once a week, you know, we'd be having dinner and I'm like, what the hell is like sand? It's just like, it'd be like one granular in your whole meal. That would be it. But ruin the whole thing.

But it would ruin it because you're like. You can't do that. That is definitely not supposed to be in there. Yeah. And then you're like, I'm not going to eat the rest of this. I don't want to eat. I don't want to bite into a piece of sand. Yeah.

It was like a pink Kimmelian sea salt grinder and it had sand in it. Damn right. It did. I figured that out. Good. Because it did go away. It did disappear. You know, Amy never told me.

She just was like, yeah, throwing that away. I won't tell anybody. Well, it wasn't planned. I'm like, I figured it out, but I'm not going to let them know that the coast is clear. No more sand in your food. I remember that. That was a tough era. It was.

It was frustrating for the cook, too. She's like putting all this effort in. When I told Amy, I was like, I think I've got this dirt or sand. She's like, what? No, you don't. Are you sure it was sand or was it just the salt wasn't getting like? No, it was absolutely sick because the salt will melt down. It took.

It was sand. Yeah. I mean, for like three or four weeks, she's like super insulted that I would even. Well, he's always the one to like get the hair. If I, like, don't have my hair tied up, he gets the hair in his food or he gets the fish bone. And they're like, now it's sand. So for a hot minute there, I'm like, oh my God. If you just don't like it, just say you don't like it.

We don't have to blame it on sand. That's another thing. The fish bones. Like, we'll, I hate that. It does suck. When you get fresh fish, so that's not farm raised, they have little tiny fish bones in sometimes. Let's not eat them.

Let's just not eat it. Well, I don't get fish very often, but I'm not. I know, but like, I do not like to sit down no matter how good it tastes and eat something going, hmm, hope I don't get a fish bone. I don't, got a fish bone today. I mean, I'm sitting there eating it. You fix something about... You will eat through a chicken wing and pull the bones out of your mouth

and you'll eat through the tendons and the skin. I know that. I know that you can't even see. And you don't even know you got one. It's kind of like the grain of salt or the sand. You'll go, nope, there it is. Found one. And let's try not to choke.

So let me get that out of there. And it's just not... I don't enjoy it. I'm with Dale on this one. Like, you go to a fancy restaurant and you order a fish and, like, they'd bring out the whole fish. I'm like, y'all couldn't have, like... If I know it's coming out on the bone, I've ordered it.

I chose it. But at home, we get salmon fillets, and sometimes they'll have bones in them. I'm like, damn. Like, let's just cut the filet in such a way that it doesn't have that in it. I agree. Right? That shouldn't be, like, I just would rather not eat it. I'd rather cook a piece of steak or something.

Okay. Well, no more fish for a meal. I do want fish. There is fish. I know it exists. They don't have bones in it. You don't buy it knowing that. You don't?

Yeah, you do. No. Like, when you get it from the counter, you don't know that it's got a bunch of tiny. The last time I cooked it, they were so tiny. I couldn't even pull them out with, like, my little tweezer things I have. They were super small. Which just makes it worse. If it's big, you can see it.

When they were so little, like they aren't stabbing the roof of your mouth. We're sitting there. Before he even eats it, I'm like, disclaimer. No. I was halfway through the bowl. That's not true. And she goes, hey, by the way, it might be a bone or two. to in there. Just be careful. That's not true. I handed you the bowl and told you that.

This is a turn of events. And so I finished the food and I get over to the table or I get over to the kitchen and put my bowl away and whatever, put my bowl in the sink and there's still some fillets there. And I'm like, hmm, I'll have one more bite and I take a little bite and sure enough, like three or four little tiny little bones hiding there. So you did it to yourself. And I'm like, why are we giving people? Why is we sending people? Why do we send this home? with people carrying home fish with bones in it. What we're doing? I don't know.

Does everybody complain about this? I would. Show of hands. Everyone in the room. Everyone's going to side with Amy. If you knew a piece of fillet was possibly going to have bones in it, would you buy it and take it home? Jay is the only one.

Jay? Okay. He's a wild man. It's like having a steak with gristle on it. Like, you just got to eat around it. Yeah. You think gristle is like bones? Worse.

Worse than bones. I bite into a piece of freaking meat fat. I am out. I'm done eating. Yeah. Same way with chicken. Yeah, if I get a weird piece of chicken. Amy doesn't eat anything on the bone.

I get fight into the knuckle or something. She won't eat ribs. You won't eat ribs? She doesn't like her teeth. My teeth are not hitting that bone. Hit the bone. Same thing with chicken wings. Like, I'm not eating through skin.

What if it's going to fall off the bone? I mean, I can take a piece of chicken and like pull it and like full chicken and fine. I can touch it, but I'm not fighting it. She's not going to eat a drumstick. She's not going to eat a rib. That could be a vein in there. A vein? But you'll eat fish with bones?

Yeah. I mean, I don't purposely eat the bones. Hey, I like what you did there. They're not the same texture. I hear you. This is interesting. Yeah, it is. I don't know.

It's weird. I'm a quirky gal. I don't know what to say. Yeah, I don't know. The gristle and all that stuff is like you can't chew through it. You got to just mentally go, okay, I've got to swallow that. It's going to have to go to. down the hatch.

Yep. I don't know. I think that's a good place to end. All right. Well, thank you for your questions. We've had a good show. Did we even take anybody's questions? Yeah.

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