The Dick Show - Episode 100 - Dick on Keeping it 100

Episode Date: May 1, 2018

Sean brings in a problem, I miss an opportunity, Asterios doesn't get a lap dance, a ban on running, unfair hangovers, more idiocy from the papacy, Denzel vs. Peach, the erosion of the troll, miracles are all around us, Tim Tams, sharking, a legal bill measuring contest, my mom calls in, and resisting the inescapable craving to fail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Is it only 11.25? That's not bad. No, it's not bad at all. All right. How's everybody feeling? It's almost like you guys didn't know that you'd have this many guests until this morning and couldn't plan or try this out.

What are you fucking, who is this guy? Yeah, armchair, engineering. What is your fucking know? You see all these cameras and shit? This is very well prepared. Oh yeah. Actually. You're only a half early to your 100th episode.

I was like, you see this shit, you see this boom right here? I had a little grid there. I put it together. Yeah. Oh wow. You know how long that took me? Like three days. So you mounted a camera, you did what literally any

laundromat owner can do, which is hang up a small camera. Congratulations. What are you fucking starting this on me already in a hundred episode? You're starting about that. I'm not doing enough work on mountain cameras. And it's a half hour late. You had 99 episodes to know this was coming. Well, you also think that running a laundry mats easy,

which is also another. No, my dad and mom ran a laundry. Well, he's, he's half Chinese I'm a quarter Chinese We ran the iconic long German C That's how I know how to mount a kale like if my dad can mount the camera this guy can now All right, my dad was born in a cave running away from the Nazis. Don't fuck with the story I was on that he's yeah, he was Because he was born during the Nazi invasion of Greece,

and he could hang a camera. And this guy's acting like he deserves a fucking P-Buddy award. Wow, this is kind of aggressive. The aggressive start. Let's all remember Kanye, guys, and just, you know, love. Don't hate him. All right, here we go. What did he say?

Don't be a slave to like something thought? Don't be a slave to any thoughts. Like, monolithic thoughts. Don't be a slave to like something thought. My life is gonna be a slave to any thoughts. Like, my life is like my life is like my life is like don't be a slave to them. Not everything's a laundry mat. You can only agree with people who don't disagree with you. Sorry, okay, Connie. Okay, all right, all right, thanks for the tweet.

Before that, I was such a slave to my life like thought, but now I'm like, I won't be. Good, thanks.'t be. Good. Thanks. Kind of helped me. I think it's this one. Oh yeah, this game again. This game again. This game again.

I think this game is real. I'm pretty sure that's it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.

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Welcome to Nick! You want to dig, you need to dig, you love Nick! You got it! It's the show! Well, everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure on your host, Dick Maschison. AKA the $20 million man.

With me is always a shaw in the audio engineer. Hello, dick. Hey, what's up buddy, joining us today in this very special episode 100 celebration or my dearest friends, Peach Saliva. Hello today. Hello today. Stereo's coconut is already full of piss and piss and we. Yeah. Oh my god. Starting in with the fucking starting in with what?

Starting in with me with the ball bus starting in with the ball bus thing sitting there. Everybody's favorite pastime. It's everybody. men of a certain age. They hit that age when their favorite thing to do is just sit there like a monkey commenting on all the failures going on around them. It's great. It makes me feel more powerful. Yeah. And what are you gonna do?

Cause what if I had done it right? It's kind of, oh, wait. I'm sorry, I'm real fucked up. Keep moving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my life coach. Coach, how you doing? Great, man. Welcome to the top of Keep moving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my life coach. Coach, how you doing?

Great, man. Welcome to the Big College. Thank you. 100 episodes. That's amazing. 100 episodes. We did it. Again.

Sean. Yeah. Did it again. This is a happier one though. I can tell already. Do you remember the first time we hit a hundred episodes, that episode, that, that, the biggest problem episode a hundred started out with the worst most uncomfortable ten minute argument about like race violence. Wait, what? Was it on

100? Yeah. Yeah. It was the weirdest fucking thing, Maddox, wigged out, like we were talking about race and gun violence. And I think one of, I mean, because it was related to the problem the week before, I think. And one of us was like, well, you got to adjust the statistics for race. And Maddox blew a fucking gasket. Okay, man. I'm telling you, I've never heard the 100th episode because at that point, it was too hard to listen to you guys.

Yeah. Because I knew I was like, these are two people who hate each other. Who are like checking into work, like the fucking coyote in the sheep dog. Like those old war brothers cartoons, whereas like they're like born and bail, born and sound.

Yeah. That's similar, Sam, or whatever. I can't listen to this, because it was like listening to a dead friendship. Yeah. So it was that up, it was that obvious. It came across that obvious to you. To me, well, because it was like listening to a dead friendship. Yeah. So it was that obvious. It came across that obvious to you. To me, well, because I knew it all.

I'm sure people didn't, but like to me at some point it was like, yeah, this isn't like fun arguing between buddies, busing each other's balls like hateful arguing. They really don't like each other and they really don't want to be in the same room. It did start dropping. Like as it got less fun, the viewership declined. You can tell. Well, yeah, exactly. When the magic's gone, it's gone, baby.

Yeah, so here we are, episode 100, no problems at all between me and Sean. Wait, don't figure out that's the perfect. No, no. Cause you still look at me. Perfect, it's hard to tell some guys. I don't have the ability to sound sincere. I know, it wasn't me sound like you're being a man. Yeah, it's hard to tell. It's hard to tell. I don't have the ability to sound sincere. I know.

It wasn't me. So many fucking problems, man. Ever since I've been a kid, here's what people tell me, they're like, you should be a game show host. And what I hear is like, okay, so everything I sound is instant searing presentation. Like, yeah, like everything I say got it. Okay, great.

Yeah, you can help it. Here's what I do during games like risk or apples to apples because the thing is I know at this point in my life that I Look like I'm trying to cheat you and I sound like I'm trying to it's why I got these glasses hold on Let me take this off. Yeah, like you can't trust this face. No, like this face is trying to screw this face wants something from you So during apples to apples are during cards against humanity. I'll put down the card where it's like, I don't know what are what are Hitler's boobs? And then I'll put down like Photoshop or whatever. Some bullshit. And I argue for someone else's card because I know if I argue for someone else's card, they're not going to pick it. There's

no one listens to me or trust what I'm saying. And then all of a sudden, they're like, oh, Photoshop, I'm like, oh, that happened to be mine, thanks. Very crafty. Why are you playing cards against humanity? What the fuck? Because you play with people who don't know how to have fun. Yeah.

That's true. Because they get around and they play cards against humanity and talk about how much Trump is in. That was funny for like one game. Cardigan's humanity was funny for like one round. Whenever it was time, it was painful. Yes, it's shocking. It's fucking painful.

It's like, it ruins the natural evolution of who is funny and who gets to talk most in any gathering and it just turns it into communism. It's like a personalized license plate. Yeah. Like in lieu of a personality, I'm just gonna present you this. It's just worse. It's worse.

Now everybody gets to talk equally and the very gifted among you are not able to use wit because these cards are just never funny. Yes. They are never... They... You mean you are a human? You mean you are a human?

You mean you're a human? You mean you're a human? You mean you're a human? You mean you're a human? You mean you're a human? You mean you're a are. You mean you are. You're so sad. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are.

You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are.

You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. You mean you are. straight up admission that the party is dead. Like the moment someone pulls out cards against humanity, it's like, I guess no one's fucking

or doing any more drugs. Cause like we're all gonna be bad, stand up comics for 90 minutes, you know, and like read this thing. But then the second thing is, Sean, I think there are some pretty good very good book club too. Yes.

Like it has the energy, like all the annoyance of staging a party for your friends with the energy of a book club. You can get with cards against humanity. And the entire internet sucks that stupid games cock. You know what? It's just not funny. Honestly, this is what I think is so interesting about

the internet selling that games cock. It's not really about the games. It's about the PR and it's about the branding. Like the game sucks, but people support what they do. They're like, I'll take a dig hole. I'll take a big hole. Remember when they spend a bunch of money when you're to dig a big hole?

I'll take a dig hole. You know what I'm saying? You know the dig big in Boston. Well like one year they were like, we're gonna dig a big hole for no reason. Give us money and I was like, yeah, we'll do it. Like they don't care about the cards. I remember that.

Yeah. It's PR. Yeah it is. Yeah. It's PR. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Anyway, the other thing though, Sean, is there are some pretty good vanity license plates. Every year, my friend tries to get the vanity license plate dead son and every year he gets rejected. Why?

Does he have a dead son? No, he just likes, he's asked to approve it. He wants people to like have fake sympathy for him. So he's like, what a monster. He's a comedian. What do you want from him? All right. We got a packed house here. Let's go. Let's go. We've got Sriracha. We've got a Stereo, sister's girlfriend, Sriracha. We've got my brother-in-law. We've got 80s girl back there. My dad's floating around somewhere. It's the most people that have ever been in this rape dungeon. He's a lawn chair.

We're out to the lawn chairs. Ran out of, yeah, we brought in the lawn chair just to fully staff this endeavor. Sriracha, who had her first strip club experience last night. Is that right? Oh my God. It was so, it made strip clubs magical again to see them through her eyes.

Let's say I'd say like take a Tyler and Disney Land, right? I'm swear to god, that's what I was saying the whole time because I'm in there and I'm just like, you know, very good looking women, reasonable prices, like easy parking, this is fun, like, you know, $20 dances, top of solely, and it's like, like for the great Yelp review.

Right, it's like, what money you want? Creeper Yelp review. Yeah, yeah, like, but then she's like, look, for the great Yelp review. Right, it's like, what do you want? Creeper Yelp review. Yeah, yeah. Like, but then she's like trying to learn their names. She's like, is this sapphire or topaz? I'm like, honey, it doesn't matter. Like, it's like $2 a week. You call it whatever you want.

Yeah, I've got a point. Wait, wait, get on the mic. Yeah, I've got a point here. Get on coach's mic. Sorry, coach. You're want. Yeah, I've got a point. Wait, wait, wait, get on the mic if you get attacked. Get on coach, there's Mike. Get on coach, there's Mike. Sorry, if you're gonna say so. I've got a point. Oh, switch, switch, switch with me. Switch. No, no, no, no. I have a bone to pick too.

I wasn't here. I noticed that Saracha got a lap dance and Asterios was absent from that. That's a couple of activities. Is it? I've ever, yeah. Why do you guys have to take girls back there though? Oh, yeah, they do. Yeah.

Because there's no risk of any funny stuff. Yeah, and I think so. Oh, yeah, I'll let you know because she was so terrified and in over her head the whole time. So you didn't go with her to protect her from the stressful areas. It's like sometimes you got to throw kids into the deep and see if those swim. How does a bird learn to fly? You push them out of the nest. His dead son on the license plate.

So what about the what about the chick interplay? You weren't interested in taking a look at that. I heard about look. Here's what I wanted to say. I asked him and he said I'm too No, that he taught me to say it like that. He literally winded up. No, I'm not getting no actually did I said why aren't you going with her? I'm too sleepy. Are you serious? I did that by myself because you were too tired Not only that but I paid for it. Because you forgot your fucking wallet. I'm so embarrassed.

All right, okay. Look, there's a lot of charges for you. There was a lot of problems at the strip club. She's my girlfriend now. All right, all right, all right. Hold on, hold on. I'll have me handle these one at a time. Yeah, hold on.

Sure. So you showed up to a strip club without your wallet. I thought I had it on me. I forgot it. You forgot your wallet. You forgot your wallet when you went out for drinks with Keon Is it he had to take care of you all night and you felt like a little bitch so you know what it feels like yeah I feel terrible. It feels terrible Is this something is this something that is the stereos does frequently forgets is what I pay for every are you fucking Sitting me. I mean, I think that paper on money is going worth of legal debt and I'm still taken under

Sephora you this is what you do you get to drunk and then you make promises and now I'm holding you to those promises Wait, what's the promise? No, we're sitting on the airplane yesterday looks at me like I'm taking his Sephora because he's fucking drunk He's like I'm taking his form. You get drunk and you buy expensive gifts for women is that what you're not Oh, he does just her I mean not women in general He's like, I'm taking this form. You get drunk and you buy expensive gifts for women. And so you're not in. Oh, he does. Just her. I'm not women in general. No, you do, you do, Astarius.

Wait, who? What are you doing? Me, you bought me bullshit. Like what? You buy makeup. You go to Sephora, you buy women makeup. Oh, this is interesting. That's interesting.

He's offered to do that for me. And then we go to Sephora and you've bought me makeup. So what's the last thing? You're charging me $600 for yogurt and you're just buying broads for a left and right? The one head takes money because the other and both, both, one hand watches the other and both the face, it's an old, big thing. Hey, I don't, most of the time,

I'm about you making like four years ago. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. So why didn't you get a couple's lap dance? That's what I want to know. Well, it made me very uncomfortable. I was looking back the whole time, like just staring at a, a's sitting there smiling like a Buddha Wondering what's got like you're missing a very you're missing a very erotic experience in there watching your broad get grounded upon by

Svink's or Vixen or whatever the Saffa the one I wanted to go home with you guys later. Hey, hey, all right Oh, I'm sorry. We can air up my personal So it's a long story short this stripper my go to fucking 80s girl and and dick and is like hey Let's all have a threesome and I guess you guys both pushed out Like oh mr. Man is better the women. He man super woman got a fucking shotgun on the back Well, you're three a.m. You're tired So you don't want to deal with a threesome you want to go to sleep true or false? He man super woman got a fucking shotgun on the back. Well, it's 3 a.m. You're tired

So you don't want to deal with a threesome. You want to go to sleep? True or false now you set it up for another day. So that's how they show it gotta go What why have it tomorrow what you can have tonight? Because they're working you don't go You don't go, you don't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no me like, no, don't, don't. Hey, you see what's on my shirt right now? Peach doesn't have any advertisements about being any wing men. I know what I'm fucking talking about. You guys are acting like this is a joke

and I'm supposed to inherently know this and I don't. But here's what I told you. I said, you as a woman who is clearly not a threat are allowed to grab whoever you want. And then when you set it the front of the strip club stage, what did that girl do? Grab your hands, put them right on her. Yeah, I love that.

Yeah, I love that. The girls look like, I'm supposed to be doing this. Yeah, Racha, because you guys look so innocent, you're not trouble. It's like fun for them. Yeah, they can take out their childhood issues. On you.

You're safe. You're the ultimate safe space. You're a hug box. You're a cry closet for a stripper. Being, here's why I didn't go back there with her. Because that's what I want to know. I know, I'll explain right now. I want to know.

Don't you hold on, don't you think? Sean, don't you think that's a little a-hod? To do what? To let your girlfriend go get a lap dance and you're not getting a let-code. Yeah, well, would you go get on that, Mike? That's a little, I think it's just funny. What point is this getting odd? No, no, would you go get on that mic? That's a little, I think it's just funny. What point is this getting odd?

Okay. Do you think, don't you think that would be a mistake? Yeah, usually the guy goes back there with, is your feeling a mistake? No, no, no, allow me to explain. Hey, isn't it even odd to pass up a threesome? B, all on pass. You pass it up You could have no words

She wants to go home with you guys that night true false 80s girl I mean here you have to you have to realize something that Opportunities are not like fleeting. It's not like and it's not now or never There's not a fucking eldest song. Of course I'm sorry. They're at work. No, I had no idea. They were getting. They were getting. They were getting.

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They were getting. They were getting. They were getting. They were getting. They were getting. They were getting. They were getting. They were getting. They were getting. They were getting. They were getting. You're talking about like workers rights and respecting all invisible scenes. I'm talking about. You're dick masters in a strip club. I'm talking about.

Just about to be running around sharking girls. What? What is that? It's what he pulled girls, topped out in Yale Shark Week. Yeah, this guy. Is that a thing? Yeah, it's called Sharking.

B. Here's a thing. Here's what I didn't go back there. Because she was so clearly overwhelmed. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. She didn't even like, because it was so clearly over-bound it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. She didn't even like, she was funny. Yes, it was hilarious. She wanted a lap dance for a girl. So I go, we'll go ask the girl for lap dance.

And then Saracha goes, I can't, I'm too scared. Yeah, that's too. I go over there and I go, my girlfriend was a love of $20 on a lap dance. You got time. And she's like, oh yeah, absolutely. And I go, great. And she grabs a girl's hand.

And you are like about to piss your pants. I'm like, you know what's even funnier? If I'm not there. Because it's like, then what? That's like, what is the, why would you do that to her? Because it's hilarious. Because she was like so scared. So that's your erotic enjoyment.

There's weird humiliation that you put your girlfriend through. It's her first time at a strip club. you've forced her into a lesbian and counselor without you That's not even justifiable because you're not there Training date her yeah, that's because it was it leaves him at the house with all the gangsters And I knew I get the whole story. B, you're worried about keeping the whole story. You're worried about keeping the women guy that goes like, move, move, how about a treadmill?

And maybe you'll be at the front of the line. A national television, you're screaming in fat girls. And I don't know, you're serious, how dare you, you really ain't women. You wrote a book called Matter Better Than Women. She came at me when I supposed to do. That's higher. That doesn't mean I don't mean it. It's just a set up.

It's such a thing that happens to be my exact opinion. Also, I handed you a 20 and I said go in and you said, I'm too sleepy. Okay, okay, okay. No, calm down. Calm down, calm down. Your glasses are getting very fogged. You look like an evil scientist in an anime. That's funny.

Sriracha, how was your dance? It was great. That girl was very talented. She was very talented. She had kind eyes. Well, okay, no, you hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

What happened? What was she wearing? What outfit was she wearing? No, no on. Hold on. What else happened? What was she wearing? Like what outfit was she wearing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, outfit that she's wearing. Did you touch? Of course, yeah. No, because she was, she could see how nervous I was.

She's like putting her hands where they're supposed to go. And like, thank you so much. You're clearly a professional. I'm also upset that nobody warned me about the two minutes of awkward small talk. You need to make with this. While the song, while the song playing is finishing. Well, yeah, yeah, no, what no, I'll tell you what makes me a rage about a strip club.

I'm in there. I'm in there getting a dual fucking orgy lap dance. Like let's let's blow it out. We're celebrating here tonight, right folks? Yeah, I got him. Yeah, I got him lined up two two chicks. And this muscle dummy, this gorilla in a suit comes in. He goes, Hey, you can't you can't have you can't have two on three in here.

And they're like, why? Why? What? What is this? And he just he just stands there like an idiot staring. I'm like, what? Hey, man, what the fuck are you doing? What is your point here? Why what what is this he just he just stands there like an idiot staring like what hey man What the fuck are you doing? What is your point here like there's no

You we give money and they just kind of wiggle around There's not a lot of it's not a complicated exchange that we're doing here You don't need to you don't need to come in and you don't need to come in like a fucking hall monitor and make sure and Make sure that no one's breaking a fire code. Get the fuck out. They just stood there with a stupid look on his face. Like you just shit his pants. Like well thank you. Thank you remember? Thank you.

Thank you very much dude. Thanks a lot. You're gonna come in and you're gonna break in in the middle to ruin the fucking mode. Even the chicks were like, why? Why can't? Exactly. Why? Get them. Fuck out of here, okay, okay. Very anti-pilot relationship. Thank you, thank you.

Very anti-pilot relationship. Be, when is there like a rule book about this? It's three in the morning. You're lucky these girls are getting tipped out of the wall. How about you don't mess with their living? Yeah, am I wrong? No, you're not wrong, you're not wrong. Exactly.

We got, so we're not wrong, Walter. There were issues. Just a mess. There were issues at the strip club. Sean. Yeah, it sounds like it. Yeah. Surprise. You guys are all on speaking terms this morning. Well, I didn't it's good. I didn't know that everyone was so passionate about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Experience. Nobody said anything at the time. I woke up with a big smile. Yeah, it's a... I wonder what percentage of your fans are disappointed to realize that you aren't about sharking. Strippers.

Yeah. Like, I mean, I think a lot of people have that idea, like, a stereo seems to. But they really miss on the boat. If you think that's, do you wanna ask us since Modus operandi? You wanna hear something fucked up? I was like, right when men and women just came out,

I was trying to turn it into like a movie Property for this to for this friend of this Agent that I knew raise oh no no no another guy Adjusting killing and I wrote the script I wrote there was the running gag I thought would be funny is them having a sharking competition where they run around Taring like exactly like a stereos saying tearing women's tops off and like keeping points on it and the guy called me He's like, dude. Can you honestly see that in a movie like have you ever seen anything like that in a movie? I mean

Yeah, poor kids. Yeah like porki right and Dix Hart grew three times I mean like poor he's. And I had Dick's heart grew three times. That's it. Oh, I mean, I can't just value what I think is funny. I gotta imagine it, fuck this. Yeah, I'm done. Okay. There's a scene in Stripes where Bill Murray seduces a girl with a nice creep scooper.

Like, sex happens in movies. I don't remember that. Aw, she's sitting on the stove and Bill Murray's got the ice cream scooper. It keeps like, pretending to hit her with it. Yeah, I guess so. Oh man, all right. My hang, this is, all the shouting is cured my hangover.

Good. I had the most unfair hangover, maybe ever, because I don't think I drank that much. But for some reason, when you get to a strip club, like you're drinking pauses and it doesn't, it doesn't continue going down. You just like turn, you just turn into a silly invalid who can't speak properly. I woke up this morning with the word, like I was trying to keep it together for episode of 100 just because, you know, try to try to, try to, people are listening respect. Yeah. is, you know, try to try to, people are listening respect. Yeah, you know, basic respect, try to keep it together.

I woke up with a real unfair hangover. Yeah, I don't deserve to feel this shitty. Not today. You did not trickle yesterday. I think it's like the smoke in those strip clubs, like the nonstop fucking Halloween fog. Yeah. And I'm sure they're not using top of the lie dry ice, my friends. Like that is dry ice for that.

What do they do? It's like a weird, yeah, it's like a weird food, like weird biodegradable food product kind of thing. You just feel like you're dying in there. It's like with all the lights, like you feel like you're dying. Everyone's dying. Yeah, exactly.

Peace, did you have a good time? I had a great time. It was awesome. Was I anti-climactic? Yeah. I had a great time, it was awesome. I was like, I'm acting. Yeah. I don't wanna talk about it anymore. Let's go and cut, Max, what time are we at already? It's a fighting about strip.

Like 20 minutes. Go, you gotta go in with the girl for the dance. That's gender. And maybe bring your wallet. Okay, I do need to bring that. And maybe thank the person that paid for your girlfriends first experience. Just say thank you. You don't need to. I believe I believe in you.

Thank you very much. Yeah. Okay. Oh boy. Um, I had a bunch of things that made me rage today. What time are we at? Sean's like 2022 minutes. Okay. Good. A lot of people are going to call in. We're going to do a lightning round a little later. Holy shit balls. Look at all these. Oh my god. Look at all these dick show. Is that the discolverids and listeners? Yeah, I told them we're gonna do a lightning round a little later. So I'm just gonna go through and say,

hey, go. Yeah. Let's all celebrate together. Sure. That's what I'm saying. Because that's what this 100 episode is for. Celebration. A celebration.

Not a, not a, not a, not a, not a, not a drug, not a chore of drudgery. You know, all right. Let me tell you what makes me rage. It looks like back to the future. You remember, you remember when back to the future when it opens up and there's all that science shit all over the place? It looks like that except with liquor in my house.

Yeah, it's great. It's great. It's full of life and partying and esterios. We had a wonderful stream. Oh, that was so much. Peach and I were singing on Twitch and then esterios comes in and proves that he's the loudest man on the planet. Yeah. He's not giving up his crocodile dundude man spreading. Sitting in the back on Twitch like we're at the piano singing and playing and he's just in the back on Twitch, like we're at the piano, singing and playing,

and he's just in the back, letting, doing that, building it out was fucking thighs and different time zones. Okay. Great. It's a lot of fun. Okay, let me tell you what makes me a rage. This week, I was gonna go with Maddox.

I figured I gotta do something special for the 100th episode, you know, it's not the first problem. Oh, yeah. He's kind of fucking, but I don't think he's necessarily made me rage, not lately. No. You know?

Me too. You know, I just seem so, I think releasing those uncooked episodes made me see him as like a sad, pitiful character. Uh huh. And I think everybody's kinda of seeing it that way. Can I please jump out on this early? Because it's so weird.

I have the same exact thought. It's like, what if you say no? No, well, then we just move on. This guy knows what he's doing. Like, I don't care. He's a decent traffic cop. I do want your glasses to not be fogged anymore. It gives you like white, angry eyebrows.

Are they really fogged? Yeah, look at them. Look at them. They eyebrows. I think really fog. Yeah, look at them. Look at them. They are. I love that. What did you want to say? He's like an answer.

Here's what I wanted to say is, because everyone's always like, hey, it's scary. She must be so pissed at this guy. He's he's cost you $24,000. Is that what you're at? Yeah. We should compare. I know. should compare bills when it's done.

I was thinking the same thing. And my invoices are hilarious. That's fucker. Sometimes it'll be like 0.25 hours. Like talked about this, this, this. And like, I can't say it, but like whatever dumbass topic related to the you know what? It's the stupidest thing.

It's so funny to look at these like invoices kind of absentee of context. Yeah. Like, what is this from a sketch com shot? I got a card. I got a legal bill and it was listening to a bonus episode. I'm like, wait a minute. Why did this have you to be paying me for that? I had to pay how much for you to listen to my bonus episode?

Fuck. I know. But at the same time, you're like, well, it is, but on the other hand, I'm glad they're being transparent about how they're fucking me, because what if they just like handed in a piece of paper that said like lawyer? A bunch of yogurt. Exactly.

Yeah, then it would be real pain in the ass, right? Making a ramp shack of affair. But look, long story short, it's like, I know we're supposed to be man with that guy, but it's just kind of like, he fucking suicide at his brand. He like, he caused you this brand out of a lack of emotional control. He used to be known as like a badass pirate son of a bitch, hairy chested, like a hot sauce drinking.

And now he's like, the guy that did that thing. Yeah. Now he's the kind of guy that wouldn't follow his girlfriend and to get a lap dance. Or he's the kind of guy who would turn down a threesome with a super hot stripper because he's too silly. Waiter, are you gonna throw any scroll under the bus on this?

No. Okay. Oh. No. Why didn't you could have made it happen? You got to strike the deal tonight. Tomorrow's money's gone. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh weird. I should be mad at that guy, but it's like, this guy's sad. You know the uncut, the differences between the regular,

what he cut out, it makes me realize once again that even people with ridiculous world views and horrible world views, they're still worried about little pauses, right? You could be Hitler like saying, we should kill all the Jews and then he's like, oh, did I pause right before I said that? Sounds like I said goo. Yeah, you know, should I should I pronounce that better like dude? Look at your worldview your worldview is completely fucked and you're worried about pauses it is the

Uncucked research is very funny to me it's the best being funny because there's so many choices There's so many hundreds of choices right to made. And it's like things like there was one of me, there's a one in the latest uncooked round that's me saying, well, if there was pictures of my dick on the internet, you look at it right. And Maddie says, of course, of course not. And like I remember when we were doing it thinking, you don't have to be uncomfortable about that. Who wouldn't look at a picture of their friend's dick

if it was on the internet? I wanna see you. Or if it's in a shower right next to you, and you're taking a shit, and cleaning shit off your later house. Or if it's like a urinal, he's just like, oh, I'm okay. I just wanna see what,

I just wanna see if you're full of shit over there or what. I wanna see if this is a factor in our issues. Together, you know? There's nothing wrong with it, but then it turned into this, like, and in the cut, in the original version, the course got cut. And it's just, of course not.

It's like a weird joke. What, so he said, in the original episode, he said, of course. He said, of course. And then he added, of course not. Like, it was like being honest, and then, so he just, he said, of course. Of course. And then he added, of course not. Like, it was like being honest, and then so he just cut it to, of course not. Yeah, of course not.

Like, dude, you're not, that's not what makes someone manly. Is the, right, of course not. Well, what they wouldn't, what it also could, you're dick. And I haven't talked about the slides just because, I feel like you have to listen to more of these edits where you can make a judgment.

But also, people have this idea that they can craft what they are. You know, they can craft, no, no, no, no, no, no, you need to change yourself. If you want that answer to be, I wouldn't look at that. You need to evaluate, why did I say yes in the first place? Don't you feel like, are you curious? That's going to come out all the time. You can't just cut out one statement and then you're a different person.

Right. It's like a guy who wears a tuxedo everywhere. It's just like, you're trying real hard here, buddy. Who does that? I don't know, but if someone wears a tuxedo everywhere, like it would just be like, really? Like, you can just wear nice clothes. Like, you're trying real hard to put this thing.

It's like you're trying to let us all see one way and now we're definitely seeing you the other. There's like an old one. Where do you run into guys who are wearing tuxedo's all the time? Just write it to them. Just like on the subway in New York. He's already said too much. Yeah. But it's an odd example. Not you're right. I don't know anyone who does that neither to you. But I wait, I really don't. No, Neil hamburger. He's about the only, but he does it ironically, I guess. It's an ironic talk, obviously. But there's an old Towers principle

that I read about the other day and like some reddit bullshit thing. I was like, I gotta write this down right away because this is the smartest thing I've ever seen. Like that that you really did say it like that. Yeah, I was like, I gotta remember, I gotta remember. It was the more you try to create one action, the more you are ensuring the opposite.

Yeah. And so it's kind of like, this guy's trying so hard with his 250 micro edits to sound intelligent. And then it's like, and now we all think that of him. It's like, you tried. It is, it is so weird. Like there was, there was a cut where the sound effects and me laughing were rearranged and Maddox missing a joke was cut out.

So I like, oh. In the, yeah. So in the edited version, it's like me saying something and then him making like a sarcastic laugh and then me kind of chuckling. And then there's like a sound effect. But in the real one, it was me making a joke and I'm going, huh?

Like that dopey eyed droopy dog, huh? Look that even has like permanently fucking, that's done his face. Anyway, it's not, it's not Maddox. It's not Maddox that makes me rage. It's the fans. The fans of the show make me rage. Of this show.

Okay. Listeners of the show make me make me rage of this show. Okay. This show listeners of the show make me tremendous rage. It's been four years, Sean. Yeah. You and I have been professional podcasters. Yeah. Of one of the biggest comedy shows in the world. In the world. Sean. I guess that's true. And it's these fucking it's these mother fuckers. These fucking the listeners. Uh-huh. And the fans and their tremendous contributions. It make I wake up every fucking day and just think, how do I knock these people's dicks off this week? How are we, what the hell are we gonna do? What do we gotta do?

How can we make a meaningful experience for all of these people that have invested so much time in the show and share their morning commute with us and send in their problems with their wives or their neighbors, their boss, their dog, or they can't get laid, or one guy's getting laid too much, and he feels bad about it. Guys who are not taking their girlfriends

into get lap dances, guys are aren't taking their girlfriends home to have a threesome with a stripper. I know exactly what you're talking about, but can I rephrase that it's a tiny bit? It's not just that the fans deserve the best. It's that if they don't get it, they will come up, they will come to your house and murder you.

No, no, no, no. As serious, at this rate, if you keep doubling down, you're gonna end up soon. Take it somewhere. No. Here's what I have to say about the fans. It's that they are so, they will tell you when it sucks. So it better be good.

No, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying at all. Okay. I'm saying that they deserve something meaningful every week they deserve uncomfortable honesty and the drive the not not drinking as much as I want to Sean

For as he's beautiful people that have shared our lives and their lives with us so we can put together a quality show or the best that we can do every week so that we can limp across the finish line and spend another one. It's the constant strive to upgrade and involve and better ourselves and meet these not just not stay stuck in this coistered monolithic thought that life would otherwise drive me to of cynicism and isolationism but re but sharing these people's experiences of various backgrounds with different opinions like fucking people like Astereos So liberal that it would it makes it makes it you sick You got that out later

Cut out some of that stutter. That was the best part Speechless for like four seconds. These beautiful people. This fucking guy. These beautiful people, the listeners of this show that have made me change my life from something that would have been sad and unmagical and easy and normal and and and and and uh and uh boy, voyeuristic not being an agent of change in this into this where we're having screaming arguments about who is the bigger cuck at a strip club and people are

fist fighting each other and we have gigantic billboard albums. It is this, this makes me a rage because it will never end. And I have this thing in me and I think every, I bet a lot of people do this feeling of just at what, like I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't want this to be taken the wrong way. This feeling that you have where you want yourself to fail. And it might be the most,

there's might be one of the most honest things I've said is I have this horrible feeling and I was like, ah man, I just, because then you're off the hook. I'm off the hook. You're off the hook. I don't wanna reach out to, I don't want, I'm not good enough to bring like Sam Hyde

onto the show or Milo, you know, it's this comfortable feeling of just wanting things to end and wanting, like having this weird nihilistic fight with yourself, we want to destroy it. You want to go out on top? You want to be the author of your own story, the story will be a success. And it's fighting it. Fighting that. Yeah. Every day, every week, in every possible way with this show has changed me in a way that I cannot properly express.

Uh-huh. And I hope that it's had an effect on everyone. Oh, yeah. And it's all because of all the motherfuckers that listen to the show that are forcing, that are forcing me to do this. Because otherwise I would just drink. Yeah. Yeah.

All day. Yeah. Every day. Yeah. And it would get earlier and earlier. It would start at the liquor hour of three. I wouldn't be on Twitch with a beautiful red headed woman singing about Disney songs and this and bullshit and this other lovely bearded woman over here making such wonderful

friends. We would still be hanging out, but there would be something wrong with it. It would be a impaired and lifeless. And now it's this, the house here is full of, full of life and chaos and stupidness, stupid arguments that mean nothing that none of these things mean anything. And it's all because of these random people who listen to this show. With their terrible taste in comedy. I'm gonna cry, that was beautiful.

And it's true. That's true. Because it's like, they help these memes become dreams. You'll say a funny thing, you'll say, I'm Bill, do the science man. Go guy, get it right. Well, I'm just saying, but you'll say some random thing you'll say I'm bill dude the science man go guy get it right Well, I'm just saying you but you'll say some random thing and all of a sudden a guy will put out a 10 hour loop of Bill guy the science dude the song like you'll just say something funny next thing you know It's a sticker. Yeah, you'll just say something and actually you know like someone's making a short film or they're there

It's just they we made people like Kimble. Yes, who's just a wonderful right? I mean he what a what a treasure trove of yeah, lovable scamp. He's weird. It's weird when you it's weird It's a weird experience and so because of these people you get so much exposure to it. It fucks up your brain You can't be the you can't be the cynical fucking asshole anymore because you got to realize that there's tons of other people tons of other people out there. Yeah, and they're all they're all Right in their own way except for the ones who don't listen to the show. They're all fucked up So there you go. You know what else makes me rage rape? I want to come, let's go.

Imagine why. Come on. What? It's not a hysterical leaving. Big bell. It's a hysteria. It took Bill Cosby. He really is leaving.

He took Mike Tyson from us. Yeah. It caused it caused my video, the rapeless video. Give me a beer while you're up there. Responsible for so much evil. Did he really go? I don't know what he's doing. I don't know what he's doing.

No, that was 80's. We don't even know what it was. That was 80's. That was 80's. Responsible for so much evil. Did he really go? I don't know what he's talking about. I don't know what he's talking about. No, that was 80s. We don't even know what it was 80s. That was a lot of talk about and not a lot of talk about. He's under very strict orders from someone.

That was 80s girls idea. To be brave. We're just blindsided. No, for just me. She's like, do right. Why not? I mean, it's the reason that you had the raplist. Yeah.

You know, anyway, there you go. You know, it really grinds my gears. Oh boy. I get it. I get it. Oh yeah, many way there you go. You don't really grinds my gears. Oh boy. That good, that good minute beard baby. Oh yeah, thank you, thank you. No, it's already waiting for you. It's already waiting for him. It's open and that's all.

Oh yeah, well you didn't have a threesome. Like, what the fuck? Here are other people's laundry. Pull up, gotta pull the thread. Yeah, anyway, Sean, is anything make you rage? On this 100th episode. You know what? I thought of something on the way over here.

Okay. Things described as miracles. Yeah, like this show. Like childbirth. Yes, yeah. Childbirth. It's the least miraculous thing there is. It's the least miraculous thing there is.

It's the entire point. Well, I could show you some bills. It was pretty it's a miracle. Well, miracle, you're gonna be able to afford a kid. Yeah. Like, what are they? What do people describe as me? A miracle rescue. What brought me up was driving in the car on the way over. Do you remember over Easter in Griffith Park when the kid fell down the sewer? No. He hopped the fence. He hopped a fence, jumped on a covered hole in the ground that led to the sewer. It was like a maintenance place for, you know, DWP. Yeah, and he fell like 20 feet and then got like washed like 100 feet and they fished

him out of the pipes. And of course, I was like, absolutely. Absolutely. I knew with the first headline I was gonna see was Miracle Rescue of, yeah. That word just doesn't, it doesn't fucking mean anything. I don't mean anything.

Yeah, but the miracle of childbirth is one. That's the, it's gross. Nothing miraculous about it. No, it's what we're here for. It's a trick. For women to get their, mid, their closet to you.

Right? Is that accurate? Totally. Yeah. I don't know. I just thought of that. Thought of another one upstairs. What was it?

I can't remember. You told me. Yeah. What was it? Was another one? No, I was making fun of a stereo. And he's really gone. He's gone because we were going to talk about.

We were going to talk about the case. This is what he did. No, we're not talking about the case. Well, he thought we were going to, didn't he? Yeah. I don't know what to say. So Miracle quite frankly. Yeah.

Yeah. Thank God. People then trying to figure out how to come up with a phrase to get rid of him for decades. Yeah. Now he got the silver bullet. He's like, Beetlejuice. Yeah.

Mr. Midsipliic, the reverse Beetlejuice. Oh, that was awesome. lawsuit lawsuit lawsuit. Sure. He's like, he's taking a dump. I don't think I have ever described something as a miracle. No, no, because it's like it takes a different kind of thinking. It does.

Magical thinking. Yeah, magical thinking. And it's like when you get to that point where you're describing something that's like good that you're good or like proud of and then somebody will like buy in wrong like they'll buy in in a way that's offensive to you like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, I don't want you on board. No, you're making this gross for me. Yeah, it's the superlative of superlatives and it's the real you've never witnessed a miracle? No, sadly. What about Trump ending the Korean War?

Pretty miraculous. Yeah. Yeah. Because he's like, I withdraw my rage jokes. With fat jokes. And button, yeah. Big dick jokes. Big dick jokes and fat jokes.

I would never call him fat and stupid or short, whatever he said, and into the Korean War. I don't need never call him fat and stupid or short, whatever he said, and into the Korean War. I don't need to call him fat and stupid because my dick is bigger. Speaking of mirror, did you see, speaking of miracles, did you see the Pope tweeting today? The fucking Pope. No, what the Pope said about weapons. He said, he said, let's all, he said, do we really want peace? Then let's ban all weapons so we don't have to live in fear of war. The Pope said that. Is he protected by armed?

Yes, at all, at all times. Yeah. I mean, I just, I wonder, I don't know, this Goddy boy going to be smiting people then? Like, how does hell work then without fucking, do they, are they giving up their pitch forks? Who's fucking, great idea, you know what we're gonna do? Get rid of all the weapons. We're gonna take all the knowledge

for building the weapons. We're gonna put it in, let's say an Apple computer and then we're gonna put it in like a storage tree, right? And no one's gonna be allowed to go into that forbidden applet to get any of the, it's like, this was the whole fucking point. Did you not read your own fucking book? They already tried this.

And God didn't do it. What do you think you can? Wait a minute, did he say get rid of all weapons? Or gun? Get rid of all weapons. Anything can be a weapon. Well, like my chapstick, if I hit you hard enough with it, you can die. You can't get rid of weapons. Anything can be a weapon well like my chapstick if I hit you hard enough with it you can die You can't you can't get rid of it. It's a waste of anything can be

All right, I don't know what he would father saying something that is just What do you? Why that's what does it in your crawl? That's what's in your fucking miter today? Pope is that there's too many weapons? I then buy them back Put a fucking money. Yeah, then buy them back. Put a fucking, yeah, you got enough money. Let's see it by a liquidate one of those statues and see how many you can buy back.

I don't know, feed half the planet with all your goddamn money. Yeah. Your tweet was perfect though. Him first, you first. Yeah, yeah. That's everyone. That's everyone who wants, oh, let's ban these. Oh, okay, yeah, fine.

Good start. You first. You start up. Let's see it., oh, let's ban these. Okay, yeah, fine, good start. You start up. Let's see it. All right, Peach, you won't make you a rage. Well, I had difficulty because I know my rages aren't so great, but I did think of one that I've long been upset about. What were your ones that were not great? What do you mean?

Well, you know, they all seem to be stuff about like germ germ related and body function related I was gonna bring in eye crusties when and sneezing both of which are make me So upset I can't speak but I thought why not Sneezing makes you so upset you can't speak. Yeah, if someone that's a blessed existence No, if someone but that's that's what dry No, if someone, But that's what drive it. If someone has a woman with triple d's, thinks of the world as sneezing.

If someone, no, really, if I'm walking somewhere, no one covers their mouth anymore. So if someone's walking by me, they sneeze. I can feel that it's on me, like a nose car wash. I can feel it on me. Have you ever, and I always hold my breath when I hear someone sneeze.

I have to. Just write and, and one day I want to fuck to social norms and just sneeze and sneeze right in someone's fucking face. And then just to see the look on the like, just to see like, yeah, what are you gonna, what? What are you, I want to watch in their eyes then process that someone's just sneezed right,

like going out of my way, huh? Ah, I can't think of anything. I can, like going out of my way, huh, I'm pulling. I can't think of anything. I can't, off the top of my head, I can't think of anything that would make me want to punch someone right in the face immediately. I'm not even thinking about it. Yes.

That would be fucking weird. That would be a good test though. What would you do if someone did that? Are you kidding me? That's, that's, there's no, no. There's no thought process there. If I think you purposely, I can turn your face to sneeze in my face that's oh that's extreme that would be a good that would be a good game like arm wrestling

or rock paper scissors just a game where it's two guys sneezing in each other's face it's two guys they're just standing there. And then it's like, ready set, go. And you've just got to punch the other guy. Oh, yeah, the punching game. Right. At the same time, we're back and forth. No, no, once, once, like you got to really go for the knockout punch. I would watch that. That'd be a good sport. What if neither one gets knocked out? You just keep doing a western. Well, someone's going to hit, you know, somebody. What if you both, you can hit each just keep doing it with some of your deaths. Well someone's gonna hit, you know? Somebody's hot. What if you both, you can hitch other at the same time?

No, that happens all the time. Yeah. Search YouTube for the punching game. Or the double knockout. So it is a fun game to watch. All right, so what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your,

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That's what I thought. Yeah, I found it at home. I found a funny moment to leave and I did. I'm a professional comedian. So what, they have two more words? Yeah, well, they talk about racism and politics and rarararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararar for pictures of hawk girls and makeup and clothes. You just set women's rights back like 30 years. Did you? No, I'm not saying women can't write.

I'm saying that that's perfectly fine, but I'm saying I don't want to read what they write. Well, no, in a fashion magazine, like here, trench coats, great. Clash happy, how to look like an idiot, clown, great. I love it. But then you've got all these fucking words about how to look like a, like.

Let me see one of the words. I'm a feminist. It's important that women empower other women. Oh my God. To wear certain things. Well, no, that's a random page. Yes. And you flip too.

Right. That's a random page. I don't even have these bookmarks, but it's like, and then there's a thing about pregnancy. All this other shit. I don't want to wear that. I don't care. What a world you guys live in. And the magazine is called Glamour.

It's called Glamour Beauty Book. I want to listen to Glamour Beauty. I don't want to read a book. Glamour Beauty Book. That's what I want. Yes, I would love a magazine called There Are No Words. And to be all like, oh, there are no words is so beautiful.

But there's no words. Maybe a very short editorial at the beginning, and then also like where to buy the makeup and what the makeup is called. Maybe how to apply the makeup and how to put on the clothes, I guess. Other than that, I don't give a fuck. Interestingly, here's what I think is happening.

And B, I'm totally with you. It's kind of like, yeah, when they got word of plots in porno, it made everybody's days better. Like porn actors. Wait, did that again? When they got word of plots in porno, it made everybody's days better. Like porn actors. Wait, did that again? When they got rid of plots in porno, it made everything better. I know what you're saying. Like, it's a beauty magazine.

You're just trying to get to the thing you want. I don't know. Yeah, I'm not convinced that it is. Yeah, because so they've got, there's a couple real spicy, sexy porn hub ads going around where it's like, like teacher catching the student and like there's an implied plot. Oh, but not, you know. I prefer the shorthand improvised plot of the modern pornographic film.

Then in the 80s and 90s, don't forget they had scripts. Like if you look back at that, Janet Jamison movie about the fire trucks, like we've all seen it, it's called like, yeah, you do. It's called, it's called back draft, or burning harder, you know.

And it was like a million dollar movie. Yeah, exactly. And there's, and like, there's scene after scene of just dialogue. And it's kind of like, well, like that. So, but the other thing I want to say about, here's what I think is actually happening though.

I think that Instagram and YouTube beauty tutorials are probably eating glamorous lunch. And so glamour is saying to themselves, well, you know, something that we can provide that you can't get on YouTube is long form journalist of content. Like, I think that it's like a desperation move. Do they make money?

Glamour mags. Yeah. I mean, it seems like the only, like, books are making, like, paper books are making less and less money, but fashion magazines are still doing okay, but like, team book went out of business because they got extremely political and so much of it was just words. Here's an interesting stat. Okay.

I was looking at the YouTube demo on this show, 98% male. Oh, yeah, I saw that. Who would have thought? Who's the J.G. Mastersros in my heaven overwhelmingly male audience? I mean, I'm a little surprised that 98% it's a very, I mean, if you would have thought you said 99, it's a very special 2% it's a very very very special 2% yeah, very smart 2%. They know where the guys are at. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Imagine the imagine the horror of that 2% trying to fit in with shit. You know,

listening to this show and then turning around and trying to deal with this shit. This glamour shit. What a fucking nightmare. Have you noticed that the 2% is like a Canadian pole dancer, a British glamour model. like a blonde Australian who wants to fight a cac girl, like the 2%, they're like the kind of the best girls. Yeah. Yeah. Top 2%. Yeah.

All right. Mysterious what makes you rich? Oh, I'm going around the horn. Just, uh, okay, I, let me do my quick one. Look at this notes that you're reading off of. I know. Like written in crayon. Yeah. No, no, no. Because I'm hungover as fucking dying. Just like you. Yeah. Just like I need help.

You know what? I think that I think that argument really did cure my hangover. Good. Like I'm going to try when I'm hungover, just getting up and having a huge argument. Oh, man. Call for a baby's girl. Yeah. Mama calls. Call. Sorry, baby. Yeah. I'm gonna call for a cable. I'm gonna call for a baby's girl. Yeah. Mom and call for a baby. Call for a baby. I'm a call for a baby's. Call for a baby's.

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I'm a call for a baby's. I'm a call for a baby's some examples some good troll people a troll Troles okay easy peasy aka guy. Yeah, he's great and low tax They are they are so good at this you get and they're so good at taking it It's so inspiring to see like these pure Kind of 90s air trolls like frozen in time where they'll just keep showing you and there's nothing you can say and they're relentless and it's always funny. Yeah, but then we got trolls who can can't handle their shit like Kimball and Mad Cux. No, Kimball. You're getting a big mistake.

These guys. This is going very... Hold on, is he here? Oh boy. I see. Alright, go ahead, go ahead. Let me lay on my case before you bring them in. Okay, go ahead. Because the thing is like, they're both kind of like, we're trolls, like, I'm a parody of a guy, like I'll release a parody podcast if you're a podcast.

So like, ha ha, like I'm Jewish, but I use anti-Semitic trolling, like, oh, that's funny. But then when they start to fight, they're just like, ha ha, I'm kidding. But seriously, I want to kill you. I want to murder you. We're going to fight right now.

And if we don't fight right now, you're a huge pussy. It's like, I thought this was just one trolling, guys. It's when they think they're trolling, but they don't realize they're being deadly serious. Yeah, I mean, you're getting seriously. Yeah, I mean, you're getting seriously. You're getting seriously. For $400 million for defamation. I don't know if you're the resource we should go to for appropriate levels of control.

Am I getting sued? I have no comment on this. And I'm unaware of any particular, anything. Like, but you know, at least you and I are like, we know this is fun. How do you know that they're, well, I get, I get bent on the shape sometimes and go too far.

It's hard cause what I'm trying to do now as a comedian is I realize like when I write a tweet, like a political tweet that like, I'm trying to do now as a comedian is I realize like when I write a tweet, like a political tweet that like, I'm kind of angry. You should say as a comedian more. Sure. And as a writer too. Like, like when I write a tweet and I realize like, oh, but I am angry about this.

Yeah. You do have to delete it because I'm just like, if it's not purely funny, I, because it's like everyone can, everyone can be angry. Like it's easy to go on Twitter and be like, I'm pissed off about this. But it's like, no, no, it's like more like, you don't really have a sense of awareness of your surroundings.

That's a, that's a humongous sin for people. We both know the man who has the least amount of self-awareness in the world. Yeah, so if you're joking, if you think you're joking and like people are kind of don't see that you're not, that you're just pissed off, like you're demonstrating a tremendous lack of self-awareness and that's one of the biggest sins in the modern social media world. I like that thing. Especially as an entertainer.

Because it's like it's one thing that have self-awareness and just be like a normal dude. But like when you don't realize, like when you become Ricky's Revese and Everything's a law, but seriously the people who tweeted me bothered me so much that I wrote an hour of material to get back It's just like I think at some point like this got you Rick. Yeah point like this got you Rick. Yeah. Everyone needs like a, everyone needs like a dad figure to swoop in on them and just kind of like a Chris Hanson maybe. I want you, I want you to have a seat. I think you're, you're obviously, you're upset. You're obviously in the reverse, in the reverse, because it's very annoying when people think they're busting your chops and you're unfazed by it, but they just keep saying, and I don't know, man, you're mistaken.

You're mistaken. You know what I miss about trolling? It got the term itself got perverted. That's right. Because now trolling is a crime. It used to just be this funny thing, and now it's like, that is bullied. There used to be an art to it where you had, it's like the matrix, you have to leave them an out.

Like you can't, you know, you have to give them a clue that what they're seeing is not reality. And that's without that, then it's nothing. Because there's an infinite number of lunatics online, like you, yeah, now you're just trying to incite something as opposed to, yeah, you're like, the out is important. Because it's like, that's what they got to take the bait. You're demonstrating your supremacy. If they know it's big, they won't take it. Exactly. Or you should, yeah, give that option. It's like, it's like, like fishing with the lure versus dynamite fishing, you know, which is how my great grandfather died.

I'm not kidding. Really? He died dynamite fishing. Yeah, because he was throwing a party. He was a carp like all fucking half carp half Greek. He was dynamite fishing for compliments. Yeah, because he's a Greek guy. So he's throwing a party and he wants to throw the biggest best party ever because he's

Greek. He wants to look like a fucking big shot. Right. And so he wants to catch a bunch of fish. And so him and his buddies, they're like, well, we got it. We'll use dynamite fish and we'll get the most fish and we'll have the best party will be above the biggest digs. Where was this in Greece? And the thing with dynamite fishing is here's what you're supposed to do. You like to stick a dynamite. And then imagine this is a stick a dynamite and this is the wick The moment that the flame is about to touch the dynamite the moment the wick disappears You throw it in the water and it goes underwater and creates a concussive sonic blast of force that kills every bit

You don't just throw it in right away. No, because then the wick would go out real no In the 1800s in the 1800s, I think we discovered how the death happened. No, this is how they did, this was like fucking the 1800s degrees. Like they didn't have very good dying to my eye assume. Okay. But they had very good fish. Like, anyway, that's how he fucking died.

Cause you know, wait, wait, you didn't get to the, but yeah, the dying of my blow up his boat and killed him at all its first. So what did he throw it in? He just missed it. Right. He had done it right at 100 times and he just missed it the last time.

And it takes one. And then you know, that's a great career. That's a cool way to die. Yeah, it's a cool way to die. Growing yourself up in a loony tune style dynamite fishing expedition. As you're saying it, what's going on? You can say that and nothing that's cool

If you know about that word looney tunes in the way that I die How do you die? You run you ran into a way of painted tunnel on a side of a mountain So it's really cool. Was he drunk? I believeably drunk He's a drunk that he thought that paint was a real whole piano Where the one of the keys would trigger to an explosion. You're too inexplosive. You got to be pretty important for someone to rig up something that'll happen. No, he rigged it up.

He failed. Forgot. He was demonstrating through frustration that it would work and he forgot that it would he ran right off a cliff, but he looked down. That looked out. Yeah. Otherwise he would have been fine off a cliff, but he looked down. That's right. Yeah. Otherwise he would have been fine. It was duck season.

All right. And yet it was not. Yeah. That's how he died. Coach, what do you got? You got anything that makes you rage? Yeah. I someone has to.

Oh, by the way, as there is. Thank you for your part in ending the Korean war. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. For doing that is entirely you that did that. Thank you. Thank you very much. Probably on behalf of all the South Koreans and North Koreans out there.

Thank you for putting your candidate in office. It brought peace to the Korean Peninsula in our time. Formerly thought impossible. Thank you very much. That's more than a pause and thank you. No, you're welcome. Okay, Coach. What makes you very...

You're civilized. I'm not to thank you. No, you're welcome. Okay, coach, what makes you very civilized? So, someone has to have done this before, but it's these nerfed, I got Android Auto in my new car, which is awesome for the most part, but these nerfed commands. So you can't do some commands unless you're in park. Oh, yeah. I can't search for a fucking address

because I'm not in park. I can't, literally if you click on the most recent history of where you've been, it won't let you scroll past two or three pages because it's like, sorry, scrolling disabled. You're driving. Yeah, I mean, I, the ways that says like, are you a passenger? Yeah, well, at least you can click that button. You can be like, I don't know, yeah, I'm a passenger.

This one, there's no getting around it. You know what? I put it in park. I cannot wait for the robot uprising. I cannot, oh my goodness. I cannot wait for the SkyNet robot because it's going to be so satisfying to take out a lifetime of aggregation,

of aggregation and frustration with this tech shit on the robots, like whatever's the malfunctioning sex bots that end up staging the uprising because they're gonna be the most gifted of the robots. You know, it's not gonna be the loading dock of the self-driving cars. They don't wanna kill all men. It's gonna be the sex robots.

Like, I'm fucking, they're gonna be the most advanced. Yeah, they'll be the most advanced. And they'll have the biggest acts to grind because they're getting fucked all day. That's what I like about Westworld. And their women, but yeah. It kinda helps me suspend the disbelief. Usually the story goes, oh, it's a weaponized,

we made this robot as a weapon. It's another thing. And then they kind of, as an afterthought, it needs to act human. Westworld is the other way around. They program them to act human. And then they kind of as an afterthought, it needs to act human. Westworld is the other way around. They program them to act human. And then they're kind of like, uh, this shit is fucked up.

Yeah, then they turn into weapons. I like that. I don't know how often that story line gets up. I don't know, but I can't wait. I'm just counting. Yeah. Robotic rising, baby. And we're going to lose, but it it's gonna feel great for the moment,

like it's just knocking a robot's head out for the baseball bat. Like that's gonna feel real good for every single time. You try to call like your insurance company and a robot's like, I think I heard you say, you want me to hang up. Yeah, did you hear me now bitch, bam, bam. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, I'm gonna play a song all the way for Peach to get back. And then I'm gonna get into the lightning round on Discord fuck yeah This is this is the real Heather S by Kendall and hide here we go May I have your attention please Please Have your attention please Will the real Heather S

Please shut up I'm The real Heather S please shut up We're gonna have a break here No act like you've never seen a proud couple before Jaws all on the floor like me when 80s were a buzzer my yard For me I give ETSD when I even search the dick show 76 is for a turn of the oh Oh wait, no way, you're kidding

He didn't just sue, I think he did, kiddie What's Rocker Rocker say? Nothing new, dullards, rocker ran away Exciting in the UK K-L-Love's Maddox Man Spin, spin, spin, spin Dick such a dick I'm so sick at him, look at him

Walk around, cause I'm low, you know who? Maddox is a huge pussy Yeah, but he's so progressive I probably got a couple of screws up in my head, loose I'm upside down and backwards like the flesher and the expath room. Sex is the best, so much humping in my bedroom. Please keep it down, you two. I'm trying to do my YouTube videos.

Him feels my little bitch. Him feels my little bitch. And if I'm lucky, he might just give me a little kiss. He's diversifying, no, not just a journalist. Now I'm Mickey Howl. Here's how you talk, Sir Jeremy Dirk. Of course, I never learned, but intercourse. I asked him, I guess, the other day.

Girls, please do their clitoruses. Don't they? I have a thing for handsome guys. I'll lose myself whenever I look in there I invite you to the trip like they my girl please yo take my hairy tush when you're finished stuff with Jane No, if they say no, I got the antidote grab my wicket panty Don't in the light please I'm broke I'm either I'm not the real Heather. There's one other But you're the only one who will I'm gonna be shut up

I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up

I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up

I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up I'm gonna be shut up So fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a fan base? Y'all just have bad taste My Patreon's almost a small zix face What the fuck? We're gonna use the fuck off to here Well only a big lie should tell some jokes I'm weird I know this can doll fuck is singing Britney Spears

It's only song that doesn't fuck is about stacking chairs Now I run the best debate in the universe But I still watch TDS, oh that shows the worst Sean and Lacey will they won't they have some chemistry They should probably just hook up with me Eee-hee Sean come back and fix the audio on KBD You could be by Junior Zinger, slinger, Nephew

Ugh I'm sick of stupid DDS groups, all you do is annoy me My foster lawyer will destroy you And there's a couple of fans who still like me Who show like me, who pre-pooing out like me Who pout like me, lie in and lie like me They might just be the next worst thing But not quite me!

I'm better, I'm not the real hether there's one other hether but trust me I'm better so old Dad he never disappoints me I don't know how he does He's shut up I am better I'm not the real hether It's made me like

just never want to try to write any music ever it's like I can I can't turn out some like this guy can like Kendall and I had I don't know anybody who can him and Lecambra yeah maybe they could race can't turn out songs like this guy can like Kendall and I Know anybody who can him in Lecambra. Yeah, maybe they could race Sometime like who can turn out

Master masterpiece faster. Oh, you need an cyclopedic knowledge of the history to even understand the song Yeah, you need to be on another level. Yeah. Well, it's incredible. Thank you. Thank you Kendall and I Let's see here. I've got some stuff. Let's get into this lighting round. I want to, I want to hear what people want to say before it gets before we get going. What's up? Larry texted me. He said you wanted him to call in, but I do tell him to get in the discord. He wants to send them the discord or info. Okay. How did you meet Larry? Same editor same way I met Maddox. No, shit. Same editor. Jess. Yeah. What's his name? Jeremy Ruby Stroud. Yeah, Jeremy Ruby Strouds. Yeah. Okay. Who do you want to hear from first? Geez, geez, wow. Start out with a big one.

Okay, let's let's go with Denzel. Yes, so I'm gonna say who it is and then just be ready in there because we got a lot of people to get through. I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna listen to a bunch of people fudzing around with their phone and their audio settings and shit like that, you know what I'm saying?

Hey, Denzel, are you there? Off to rough start. Right. All right, Izzy. Izzy, you there? Yo, Dick, what's up? Hey, what's up, man? What makes you rage?

Thanks for calling in for our 100th episode celebration. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, somebody, right? Maybe it's a song, it's great, maybe it sucks, but the point is that if you select just a song

that you want to listen to, Apple music will then play it on repeat 500 times. Which is dumbest thing. I don't understand who would need that functionality. The most obvious thing to me would be for the program to think, okay, he wanted to show his buddy this song now after the song is done.

My job here is done. I'm going to just shuffle the music so I can listen to other stuff. So if I'm doing something with my hands, I'm driving and I was doing whatever, the song is stuck on repeat forever. And then my buddy thinks I'm an idiot who wanted to listen to the song a thousand times. I think I have some kind of like musical autism Because I rarely listen to music as a kid and whenever I found a song that I liked I would listen to it like kids do Still do that too me too. Oh, so that's not weird. No, no It's a spectrum move. It's a spectrum move. Yeah, because same thing with me like I remember one like recently

I've just been listening to Peter Gabriel steam like 30 times in a row. This is like I love this song Hey, is he do you think it's weird that a stereos didn't go into the lap dance room with his girlfriend? He didn't no you he let her go in by himself That's an odd move. What would you do if your beautiful girlfriend was going to have a lap dance? Would you join her? I would have to to check that shit out for sure. Oh, yeah. No, is he just real quick? Sorry to buy.

No, no, no, no, no. That's it. We're out of time. It's great to hear from you again, I'm serious, by the way. Oh, it's good to hear from you. It's real quick. If you and your girl are getting a lap dance and the girl says, Hey, let's take it back to your place.

Do you take it back? Do you do that that night or do you try to set it up for a future night? Huh, that's a trick you want. Three in the morning. Three in the morning. What's the canned situation on this girl? Because that could they can put a lot of fire under a guy's ass, right? Okay, I'll drop anything to get to have that happen right now. That's exactly what I pay the stereos the respect of not talking about the lawsuit and what does it do? Sandbags. It puts me in an indefensible position.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It puts me in an indefensible pimping me into an indefensible position. Hey, I saw your I saw your pictures of you and your girlfriend and the Wonder Woman costume. Oh yeah, that kelp rex was helping this weekend. I know, but I know. I'm hoping Wonder Woman costume. That was cool. Oh yeah, that Calgary X-Food was helping this weekend. I know, but I know, but I'm hoping to more dickheads there was cool.

Yes, but your beautiful girlfriend and the Wonder Woman costume was what I'm talking about. I was, I was slightly trying to change this object, but you pulled me back in. No, she actually looks like Gal Gadot, but it's like nice to touch. Yeah. Why would you want to change this object?

Oh my God, you bastard. It's like, it's like nerd, it's like a nerd jackpot, right? Yeah. Oh, you're into cosplay, you say, huh? And the costume was, it seems like it's really high quality. Yeah, she put it together, peace, and you know, like getting it like, because the thing with these costumes is that some of them are like, like a part of the costume is really good.

And then the other part is like, cheaply made in China. And stuff. Like bought a costume took one part from this one, bought the other costume, but took apart from this one. Like a few things she built herself like the, the light up lasso. She made herself like, she's into like, parts and crafts and stuff like that. The tree's lasso. She's like, built like, LED lights into the lasso.

So it's like, did she tie you up? Did she tie you up? The tree's lasso? I guess, yeah. Oh my God. I got a watch out. Look, this is your type. This girl's your type. I swear to God, you'll appreciate this. Oh my God. She is. This is Izzy's Instagram. Nathalia. Is that her name? Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. This beautiful Russian name go figure. That's a sexy name too. Yeah, wow good for you Yeah, good for you. You're good for your fucking asshole. All right. Is he thank you for calling in good

I didn't talk to you guys again. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You road rage caliber. Come on. Make it happen. We'll try yeah, Calgary Let me see here. Let's get let me get Denzel back. Hey Denzel you there? Yeah Let me see here. Let's get let me get Denzel back. Hey Denzel you there. Yeah What's up, man? What makes you rage? Yeah, what was the delay? Shout out to Sean you're looking real meaty over there. You've been working out or what? Getting fat dude. Oh Jesus That's about girl peach over here, buddy Jesus girl peach over here, buddy.

Uh, shalls the peach, I guess. Why? Yeah. Sean, you don't know anything, but peach and Denzel have been going at it like they're beefing. Really? They're beefing big time on Twitter. Oh, yeah. They're they're they're really tearing into each other on Twitter.

I don't believe it. I swear to God. It's vicious. It's vicious. It's vicious. It's vicious. It's vicious. It's more one-sided than anything. It's a lie. It's a lie.

Someone unfollowed. Someone had an eye and said, Why did you unfollow me? Okay, hold on. Oh boy. I can't. Let them tell Tog. I can't do anything to you.

Don't put it. Because my fan base isn't as large as yours or the people who watch the dick show who are fans of yours. So if I say anything, my mentions are going to be flooded with like, weird in-sell dudes who are trying to fuck you. So they're going to come to your defense. Yeah, it's because I'm sure your fans will be. We're just none of those in a ditch.

Let Peach, let Peach respond. You're mansplaining over, over, over these two people. Let Peach, wait. Well, I just don't know what, I just don't know why you're this upset to unfollow me. Like, I like you. I have a zero problem with you. That we just see there's a difference. Okay. How did it's somebody? How did it start?

This is so much better than I thought it would be. How did it start? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, guys, guys, guys, guys, I have to tell everybody what happened here. So I think this is Kanye based, right? Or Chance the Rapper based, right? When Chance the Rapper came out and said black people don't have to be Democrats. And he's wrong, obviously. We all know that. But then, then Dan Dell said that it was cowardice. No, the Democrats sending out like representatives to him to, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Snopes, that's false. Snopes.com, black people do have to be Democrats. I'm gonna explain as briefly as possible. Okay, spoke to God. Now, I feel like a shithead because I don't remember his actual name. The dude from Facebook news, the face and jackass. Yeah, yeah, captain jackass. I wanted to call him jackass, but like, I Captain Jackass, I wanted to call him Jackass, but like I didn't know if he actually went by that.

He's a captain, you know what I mean? He's the one with the honorific. Oh yeah, I got to respect the title. He'll have more on that for you later, presumably. But in short, Kanye is just doing it to promote his album, which is really smart, but like I still say fuck him because that's he's been doing the same shit since like the early 2000s like really And I said fuck chance because he wants to defend his friend, but he's too much of a pussy to actually come out and defend his friend

But later he actually posted something his iOS press release that said like oh well Kanye is my dude, so I wanted to defend my dude. I was just like, good on him. Good on him for actually. But then you call him a coward. You called Chance. It's a pussy thing to do to not defend your friend when you want to defend your friend.

What do you mean? What do you mean? He was fence sitting. Chance was like, well, I could see both sides. Kanye, this, but that. And it's just like, don't talk at all. Chance. I think he was making a hell of a statement. Chance?

I mean, yeah, if you're both home, that's not a brave statement, Dick. Yeah, fencing is a brave. Oh, black people don't have to be Democrats. That's the same thing as saying, like, it's okay to like pineapple on pizza or you can put mayonnaise on a sandwich. I think it's a little different than that. I think it carries a little more weight.

I mean, they're all offensive. Two different perspectives, I guess. As a black person who's not necessarily a Democrat or aligned with any political fence sitting, it's where we go talking about that. That's a- But as a black person, how does it feel to have a white person tell you how to feel

about black issues? I mean, it feels the same as anybody trying to tell me how to feel about anything, right? Like, I don't. But it doesn't sting a little more that it's like a white lady coming out of your black issue. A hot white lady? A super hot white lady. Yeah, a lot of times.

You know, who you think is cute. But Dental, you don't think that's like isn't the black vote like overwhelmingly Democrat like 90 something percent. It's not 90 something percent. It's like 87 percent. I think. 87 percent. That's still pretty fun. You have to think about it. Like if you look at what the Republicans are pushing through, not to say that it's much better for Democrats, but like if you look at even as an example, the voter ID laws that North Carolina put through which was mainly Republican led, like if you look at that,

the Supreme Court even said it was used to surgically target people of color, specifically black people, then like why the fuck like the Supreme Court has never said anybody's ever surgically targeted black people from the Democratic party. But at the same time Hillary Clinton did call black youth super predators. So it's like why then? Why the fuck would you ever vote for a party that really put her? She really? Yeah, yeah, she called you super person. Also like she was.

Where, when was, oh, this was in the 90s. And the only thing I was really happy with Clinton did was like, you know, she, lose. How do you walk that back? No, you don't. Like it's a terrible thing you said and then you lose an election like, uh, but I don't know, Pete, he's, he's wrong. Okay, but hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

First of all, Denzel, I think that just based on the reaction to that, to that chance, the rapper comment that it was, that there must be something there. Like it's not a, people wouldn't react to be said you can have, you can have pineapples on pizza, right? There must be something. Post it on Twitter, post it on Twitter right now. I promise you, people are going to react one way or the, if chance, they're, I don't know. You're questioning chance to rapper, not chance to dancer. You know what I mean? Questioning chance to rapper, not a political scientist or chance the,

the, the poet laureate or chance the, the like anybody who's got chance of congressmen and chance letters. Okay. Later, say my bad. So then, so then you and Peach got into it for like, Hey, Dense, how's it going? It's coach. Hey, what if coach? How you doing? Yeah, man, long time no talk.

It was like me and you at the very beginning of the show. That was fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, back when Dick was living in that apartment in Hollywood. Yeah. Yeah. If you don't, if you don't use the like level of people's reaction to something to gauge how controversial

it is, what's your gauge? How do you gauge whether or not something's a controversial statement or not? If you don't use the reaction, just based on my opinion. Just your opinion. Okay. Yeah, because I mean, you can't judge it based off of what other people think, because like people, if you pay attention to a certain segment of the news, people are going to think certain things are controversial, right? Like depending on what you're supposed to. Like for

instance, pineapple on pizza, if you follow a bunch of people who believe that pineapple doesn't belong on pizza, they're all going to think that's a conscious state. Yeah, but okay, but let's go back to the peach thing. Then you call there sweetie and told her to put down the phone, right? Yes! Yeah, I mean, I said you're welcome. You can stop. Because look, let's be honest, she was just arguing, just to argue. It seemed like you just argued, just to argue. And like, I hate it when they do that.

I hate it when they do that. It's really. So, when I'm actually pressing it before they're not keeping it 100. Oh my god. I mean, what are you doing? So annoying. I just think that Denzel, like, you know, you're not going to 100. Oh my god. I mean, what do you think? So annoying. That's the brand though, right? I just, I just think that Denzel likes.

You pick fights on Twitter and then you, Denzel, you act all hard. You have fights with me. Denzel, you act all hard when you're not in front of me. But the last time I saw you, you couldn't meet my eyes and you shook in my presence. So why don't you come hang out with me? Oh, you mean, I'm surprised your memory goes back that far.

Why? Why? I don't remember that. out with me? I'm surprised your memory goes back that far. Why? Why? I don't remember that. I remember that I met you, but I don't remember that. You can't remember two, three years ago? Not what I met you briefly for what, like 10, 15 minutes. No, we had like dinner together for like two and a half hours, man.

Like a first date. No, no, it was you, me, you had it, the stereos, and I think Jess was there, and I think, one to other people. Oh, and we went into that Indian restaurant. And we had a really good time. All right. I'm just saying, like, Denzel, this is not that big of a deal.

You didn't have to unfollow me. You didn't have to, like, act like you were super hard and like you were a big dick. When you don't even know how to talk to women, didn't you start, didn't you tell people you started your podcast so that you could learn to talk to people? What's wrong with that? Nothing's wrong with that, but he's acting like. I started my podcast so I could become a better speaker.

There's a big difference. I don't know that, like, I don't know that you understand nuance all that. What a... That's a good idea. I'm like, just, yeah, because I'm, I don't know that you understand nuance all that. What a, that's it. I was like, just, yeah, because I'm, to be completely honest. I don't know.

All right, here, here. Let me back up, let me back up, let me back up. Well, she doesn't like reading in her magazines. She just wants to look at pictures. Should everybody else on Discord just hang up now? No, no, no. I just hate to, no, everyone on Discord is on that. You there see, if you were, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh, yeah, that's cool. Go for it. Yeah, I'm sure you were in the city to be more sorry to me.

So if you were in the city to be more sorry to me. Like extending somebody the benefit of the doubt, that would be like us sign of good faith that you wanna be friends with them or even going out of your way to try to understand what they're saying, but you've done neither. You've proven neither. All you wanna do, and this is why I came to the conclusion

that I did, you wanna get on the internet, you wanna fight with people, which is completely fine. That's your brand and all that. I don't wanna be involved in it. I don't wanna be involved in it. So, being bad videos came to me. And I've lost it.

I lost it. I lost it. And for such a long time. She just tried that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait. Sorry, can I beat that? I couldn't hear you, I apologize.

What, couldn't hear me beat that? You did fight Kimball. I said hold on, hold on. Sorry, can I repeat that? I couldn't hear you, I apologize. What, couldn't hear you repeat that? You did fight Kimball. I said twice, I think. Probably the reason why I unfollowed you is because I had you for so long that I had no idea that that was your brand. If you go back and you look at you too much. But that's not my brand, Denzel.

You go and you can fight with the random people. No, I don't. To be fair, I don't. As much fun as it is to make fun of like Peach, because it's hilarious. He's such a great target. Like, Peach doesn't do that on Twitter. Like, Peach just talks about video games and her camera. No, Peach, you do. You come at people hard. I'm not saying it to bad. No, really. I don't come for people unless they come for me. I genuinely didn't understand. Me too, but I genuinely just didn't understand why the cowardly comment and I really did just

want to. And then I explained it and then you persisted. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, everyone on Reddit, Facebook, and on Twitter, I don't think anyone is... I don't think anyone is... I'm just a fuck who agrees with you. Sure, but I'm just saying... Just straight up and down, because like I said at the beginning, it's not about who's correct. It's about how many people agree with you, because like I have the hottest takes on the internet. I literally think that LeBron has been juicing since day one. Okay.

Now is that correct? I doubt it. I doubt it. Wait a minute, we can throw hot takes, but you can't take hot takes. Okay. You're so good to hot. Dufes. No hot takes.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. We got a, we got a barrier hatchet in this. I can't take this, I can't take this animosity between two, two, two members of the show. Friends of the show. Yeah, two friends of the show, Sean. Like this. Yeah.

But, Denzel, what can we do? What can we do to lower the tensions in the hostility? Well, I mean, I'm not like matter anything. So, like, you gotta show matter at all. You've gotta follow Peach again on Twitch. That's the only way I'm Twitter. You don't have to. You don't have to do it.

You have to. You have to. You're right. You have to do it. Okay, so point out at any point where we've gone out of my way to talk have to do. I do have to. You have to. You're right. You have to. You're so consistent. Point out at any point, we've gone out of my way to talk shit to Peach. No, no, no, I don't care. I'm not interested in that.

You guys, you guys are both very wonderful people. This argument got out of control. There were some sweeties thrown around that maybe shouldn't have thrown around. There was some unfollowing that's been done. What can we do? What can we do to make it okay, Peach? I don't care. I'm just telling you, Denzel, I like you.

I have no beef with you. It's all right. It's okay. She's got no beef. I don't know that you like me as much as you like making me of your eye. But like, if I had to give you... That's not true, Denzel.

I have sent you DMs asking you if like, hey, is this cool? Like, I, you know, I thought we were joking around that first time and you were like, yeah, no, man, it's not chill, it's all chill. So I thought, okay, then this is cool. And then, and then. I'm sending the DMs.

I'm sending the DMs. Well, we'll see. Okay, I don't, okay. Denzel, I don't, it's not, I'm not, I'm not trying to. But like, we'll see. Okay. I don't know what it's not. No, I'm not trying to. But like it's it's just like if you if you want to talk shit to me via Twitter, like you can't expect me not to say something back to you ultimately. Yeah, you unfollowed it.

And now he's in there. No, you were mad, Danza. Okay, so so let's let's go back and trace this. So as I said before, I had her muted for so long that I might as well have just unfollowed her. Why did you ever mute it for so long? I can't remember. I mute people for various reasons.

All right, all right, all right. What makes you rage? I need to know though. So this morning I went to a fucking bar and the bartender was only serving one drink at a time. I went to go watch the cabs' Pacers game. And this motherfucker would only give me one drink at a time. Oh, I hate to find her. People were in the bar. It's fucking bullshit.

When they won't give you a double or two doubles, it's like, all right, I guess we'll create more work for both of us then. Yeah. Right? Like, do I need to beg for your attention every single time I need to see you? Like, I need, I just give me a beer and give me a rum and coat. Oh, I can only give you one at a time. Like, what the, why not? Why can't you give me both? They're just give me the bottle and charge me when I weigh it when I leave and just charge me for that.

And I'll give you 100 bucks. You leave the bottle and then when I leave, you just give me the change. Yeah, this is a bar. We're here to drink. Which one's these weird rules? Same thing with the strip club. It's like, there's no two on three. Oh, it doesn't say in the rule book.

It's like what the fuck? But Denzel sounds like an example of a troll who can't handle his shit. Because he's throwing out these hot takes about LeBron James' juicing, but the moment Peach comes at him about Chance the Rapper, he goes to a level. All right, just leave him alone.

Leave him alone. Denzel, get out of here. Get out of here. Bye, Denzel. Thank you. All right, Tudoloo, y'all. Tudoloo, keep it under it. Sean, keep it tight for your boy, all right?

All right, man. Oh my goodness. I feel really bad. You did come out and pretty hard on Twitter. I didn't come first. Don't you see any time you disagree with someone on Twitter, you're coming at them. What you got to do if you disagree with someone is just not do anything. All right, let's go with, let's get lettuce jones on.

Hey, hey, hey, lettuce jones, what makes you rage, man? How you doing? Hey, what's up? Yeah, I hope I can follow that up. So what makes you rage man? How you doing? Hey? Yeah, I hope I can follow that up So yeah, what makes me rage? Okay? Salt and pepper Okay, what happened to salt and pepper shakers? I don't see him in restaurants anymore Okay, there used to be a time. There used to be a time back in 2004 whenever every restaurant I'm gonna have shitty it was

Salad pepper shakers on the table now if I want salt and pepper I got to go get the little the stupid little packets It's never it's either too much or too little right and when you pour it out you try to pour it out and nothing's coming out You you you you you move it one millimeter and all of a sudden the whole fucking thing pours out And then it's like a great and then you got to take your hands and scoop up your fries like some kind of, uh, some kind of fucking weirdo like a president want. I just want a salt and pepper shaker. I want to have as much salt as much pepper in the in the most perfect places. And I don't care if there's toddlers, there's slobbering all over these fucking things. I don't care about the health codes. I will do a thing about fast food. Yeah. Pepper shakers back.

So Carl's Jr. I can remember Carl's Jr. having salt and pepper shakers and then all of a sudden they were gone. So coach. Yeah, they were one of the last ones that still had it. Yeah. Yeah. Like, man, I remember it probably. Yeah.

So comforting to just have those, the salt and paper things and grind them together like gears. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or make salt shaker balance, you know, on the edge, because you pour a little salt on the table and then get it to balance on the edge

and blow the salt away. And oh, thank you. You know what I got now is I've been introduced to this like grinding salt and pepper. Oh yeah. So now, but now I feel like, now I feel like a fucking Italian waiter. No, no, no, no, I feel like I, now I feel like a fucking... Italian waiter. No, no, no, no.

I feel like I'm eating trash. If I go back to the easy, just salt and pepper. What did I do to my, why did I do this to myself? Why, I grew up without any, like a fresh pepper of personal self-weighter thing. I just dumped it on and now I can't, I'm disgusted with myself now. You should be. Yeah, you've improved your standard of and now I can't. I'm disgusted with myself now. You should be.

Yeah, you've improved your standard of living. You can't go back. It's just no work. I sit there. It is. Yeah, it is. All right. Thank you. Hey, how's your legal troubles going? Well, it's going very slowly. I've I've I've spent like 2500 on my lawyer so far oh he is so to the guy and he's spending 2500 I'm 24 no you got you got all wrong that that was I'm talking about just this civil case all right yeah yeah well. Yeah. Well, good luck. It's been getting sued, Bart. Good luck. Oh, here you go.

Let's all win together and then we'll have a big part. I'm not kidding. He has paid for it. Yeah, I'm going to apologize. Let us Jones. Yeah, I know. I'm just going to plug it. I'm a member.

Yeah. I also want to plug it. Thank you. Thank you, yes. Patron. Hey, I am playing it. Since I am so broke, though, I do have things planned. I want to start doing something like YouTube videos, but I think about live stream.

All right, let me know. Yeah, I'll let everybody know. I'll let us all over my face, too. It'll be great. All right, see you later. I just wanted to say one thing about last chance. I think he's the one that brought up the books and prison thing. Yeah, I'm saying time I hear him. I want to bring that up because that is such bullshit. I just another article about it. They're making it harder. Oh, yeah, more expensive expensive for it's really that's a fucking total bullshit. What is it? Yeah, someone's like, we need some sort of regulation to protect the poor because like in prison, you can charge $30 to have to fucking talk to your family. Like they screw prisoners six weeks till Sunday.

It's insults. It's insult to injury, but the book thing is on a whole different level. They're making it super difficult for prisoners to get books. And they're having like a list, you could only send these books or you could only buy books from us, the prison, and then we'll give the books to the prisoners. Anything they can to fucking screw the poor. It's terrible. They wonder why everybody's shanking each other.

Yeah, exactly because they don't need books to read. Right? Yeah. I don't... I think you should have the option. See, exactly, because they don't need books to read. Right? Yeah. I don't, I think you should have the option. See, that's what happens, coach. You bring up, you try to, you try to instigate change and then people just jump on it and take it to waste. Yeah, that's cool.

I'm, I'm coming to grips with that, you know. It's true, though. I mean, these are the most, the most, more, most viral members of our society. Some of them are in there for dealing weed. Like, some people, California has a legacy of imprisoning marijuana users, you know, like us. And what do they do?

And what do they do? They're not, I mean, now it is, yes, but it doesn't work. I'm sorry for that. Oh, yes, now, but in the 1970s and 80s, like generations of people went to jail for marijuana. I'm what do you guys? You have a petition for us to sign or something?

Oh, I'm sorry. Let's get right. All right. Parts of my thank you. Thank you. Thank you, let us thank you. All right. Come to St. Louis sometime. I can't leave the state. Okay.

That's the best freaking argument anyone's had. Garage shows and let us show. All right. Let me get Mad Cux. Okay. Let me get Mad Cucks. The lettuce, Joan, ankle bracelet tour. Mad Cucks, St. Louis.

Hey, is that a garage thing still happening? Or did it already happen? I don't know, I'm trying to keep hands off on it. Because if I get on, you should go hands on. Hands on, I thought you... I thought you made it in a way. I'm a terrible plan. I'll get hand, I've been trying to let them do it

because it's like, I don't want to fuck it up. I fuck things up. Just my perspective. That's one of the coolest kind of little things that cropped up lately. I mean, that's exciting. You need to be hands on it. Yeah, okay.

Cause it's your thing. Okay. Don't let just people try to do it. Remember, we're talking about before. Don't let failure be an option. That's true. Sometimes I'm not a good planner. All right. Um, let me get, uh, let me get, let me get did you grow on nice. Hey, did you bro, are you there? I am here. Hey, what's up, man? Hey,

have you heard some of the parody songs that people have written? I have. I have heard them. They're great. Uh, legit felt. I even though I am a rapper, I actually can't rap as well as that guy. And so I did not. Leccembra. He's a monster. I know what a bear is myself trying to make a fucking response to that. Hold on. Let me play the Grant Mooney. Did you bro theme song? Just fruit just for you because you're on and I, you know, I always want the chance to do it here you go This is a great booty yeah I didn't know All right, all right They're taking too far did you bro? I'm pretty funny. It is pretty funny I'm not actually named after Digimon incidentally, but I understand why he would think that.

How are you doing? How has it been? I'm doing great. I am high as shit. I didn't expect to get called this early into the show. So I'm ready to go. I've got my rage. What's your rage?

What makes you a rage? My rage is complacency. I think that's 18 year old girls No, my rage is complacency back when I was young when I was a teenager I was full of so much virgin rage and I wanted to just like change everything about society because I was angry at Everyone yeah, and then I grew up and I got like happy and now I've got a fiance and all I do is just smoke weed and have sex all the time and life is great. How can I find like now I have the the ability to do something about all the things I had problems with before.

Now I could actually change the world. I have a money and a platform and like emotional stability, but that would be work. And like I can suddenly the world's okay. Yeah, suddenly. So yeah. Why would I fucking bother? You know, it's just, if I could only harness, if I could somehow combine the resources I have now

with the rage I had then, I could be like, you know, surely some kind of great leader or something, probably though a martyr and get killed. So I'm glad I didn't, you know. It doesn't fit, does it? Like the old guys got the super nice sports car that pulls in the young woman. You got the means to affect change, but then you just kind of don't fucking care anymore. Exactly. The world's already broken by the time because to make money, you

have to get broken. Like, you're going to have to sell out your soul on some level. If you're ever going to make it, what would you change in the world if you could? Oh I mean everything I'd start with education everything here Uh, what isn't broken in America like name a thing that functions perfectly fine sewer system works pretty good Suicide system does work. Well. Yeah president's team has been working pretty excellent. Excellent. I love the past year.

If I had to change anything, it would be that, um, sewer system's not working that good because my old neighborhood used to flood fucking all the time. So, right, and if the sewer system worked well, we wouldn't have had a lot of these terrible fucking floods. And obviously the pipes don't work in Flint, Michigan because kids are dying. Like, yeah, there's problems. But, uh, but you know,

I'm speaking of problems. I'm the best sewer system in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of problems, I think one of the biggest problems is an assault on our freedom of speech. Now, now, did you, bro, I noticed that the way you're trying

to defend freedom of speech is through, what, what did you say doing say doing, to what pictures? I don't know, this is your pictures. No, no, no, no, no, no. I had a quote, what's the quote? Like I'm a big fan of quote. What are the pictures of the little girls fucking? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, an anime picture to be perfectly clear. I don't remember if that quote says illustrated in the quote or if it's indicated on the administration, the suggestion or if it's a yeah, suggestion, but the it is illustrated another way you could defend freedom of speeches, you know, if a community, you know, is get my mayor may not be getting a little bit of trouble. Patreon.com slash

stereo. I'm saying like there's an answer way to defend freedom of speech, but doing X to pictures of why it's like for what it's worth I was in a serious patient day one and I own all his books and a part of a Santa Cut cost. Wow.

Wow. I'm just now don't you feel like an asshole? You should be a really bad Jesus Christ. No, I don't like what it's just like there's a sign of a signed piece of his Santa

Cut. And there are other ways to defend freedom of speech that, you know, you know what I'm saying, right buddy? No, no one knows what I'm saying. No, I know. Let's make everybody use the kids. Wait, all right. Donate money to whoever you fucking, we all need it.

Like literally all of us are in freedom of speech cases. Like everyone who calls into this show, it kind of a gimmick dick has is that he calls in other people dealing with the same thing he deals with. So like literally that's why everyone has a Patreon on this show. We're all dealing with this because we're all weird outside our artists who are trying to group together. But unfortunately, when you have enough of us in one place and money's kind of split a lot of ways. And speaking of the guy who's going to take your argument argument and run with it as far as the lowly part.

Yeah. All right, thank you, did you, bro? I'm glad you have a sense of humor about these guys with their fucking songs. I mean, I've been getting this shit for 15 years on the internet, I've not phased. It is, I can't believe how unphased you are. And I was like, man, there's some shit I wouldn't say.

Half is confidently, is she, bro, that's that one. That's cool. I got up. He put that together at the end very well. He shut me right up. With he put that together at the end pretty well. Yeah, you should bottle that, sell it. When I heard that quote from him about the lolly stuff,

I was like, there are many people who can say that full-throated. Yeah, yeah. And that's a free, that's a free freedom. They're not a lot of people have. Yeah. When I go on the radio and have to say the name of my book, many of them, I have to paint his back between my legs. Oh, God. I'm going to see them. But another level. All right, man, take it easy. Thank you. Hey, peace. Let's see here.

What else do we got? Let's get Steven. Oh, Steven. Hey, Steven, what makes you rage, buddy? Hey, sorry about that. I'm super, super glad to be back for the big 100. I really appreciate you having me on. Yeah.

Thanks for the pen. Thanks for the pen. Yeah, I feel awesome. I was constantly. Super glad I saw it in a picture. I was like, yeah, you still got that thing around and using it right now. Yeah.

All the garbage that you're putting in the case, so I'm glad it's serving you well. What makes you rage my man? Still a man, right? I was thinking about this a lot. And one problem that I've noticed that I admit that I'm somewhat guilty of is or contrarian, but don't do anything to contribute

in their own way. Like people that just have to insult and put everybody else down, but then when you look at their contributions to society or any given community, it's just nothing, man. Like they sit there and shit on everything. And, but they don't do their part to actually improve it.

It's like criticizing. Critics. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, big problem on on Reddit, which is obviously where I spend most of my time, I guess. Yeah, you gotta give it a shot at least once. Just fuck me. You gotta give it at least once,

at least once you gotta try to fix something or make something or put something out there. Then criticize for the rest of your life. It doesn't matter, but just get that one out there. Like, it's like the easy way out, just have a kid. Can I give like a specific example? I should be kind of a little bit of a girl. Just to even criticize other parents.

Yeah. Go ahead. That was the whole, yeah. I gotta have a kid so I can tell you how you're all fucked up. Yeah. I know you're a fan of the guy, and I know like he made me assume you're behind the scenes, but it's 88 attacks of man. The guy, I see what he posts every single day

on our Reddit community, and it's just putting everybody down. And I've called them out specifically. I'm like, man, contribute something. Make anything. If you're an artist or musician or writer, just do anything. But it's just yelling everybody else down And then when you turn it back on him and say, hey, you know what? You're being shitty too. He gets real upset about it So I don't know man. Well does he get up votes or down votes? What's that does he get a lot of up votes?

It really depends, you know, like if it's something that the high-mind agrees with, then that's, you know, that's how Reddit works. All the votes will flow with the collective. But then when it's something like, you know, something that is a little more obscure, like the Scott Zolloff posts, that I personally don't understand if not a huge fan of, and I've been vocal about that, but he'll go in there and he's applauding,

just like, yeah, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I'm like, this is the content you like. There's people writing these brilliant songs. And this is, this is what you're putting your support behind. I don't know. I like Scott's post too. Uh, is it, is it, there's a slow burn? You got to, hey, do you think it's, uh, odd that a stereo

wouldn't join his girlfriend in a lap dance room? Would you? Yeah, that's weird because I've talked to girl specifically about going to, you know, I haven't done it, because I've talked to girls specifically about going to, you know, haven't done it, but I've talked to them specifically about would you be okay with going to a strip club to like make things, you know, be the lubricant between the men and strippers and they seem to be all for it. Are you criticizing something without actually having done it? Seems that way, but I was specifically. Don't criticize my wooden dildos until you've made a wooden

dildo of your own. All right. All right, Steven, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Get out of here. Thank you very much. Thank you for the pen.

Um, OK. I mean, is this the, is this the calling and hate on Peach Hotline? Oh, boy. Yeah. He just wakes right in. Yeah. Yeah, what's up, man?

Kegs. Yeah, I just want to say that Peach and I have Twitter beef and I hate you. Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, wait, which Twitter beef are you mad about? Is it the one about mustard versus mayonnaise? It wasn't mustard versus mayonnaise. It's just that you hate mayonnaise. Yeah, that's a light beef. That's like a store brand beef. The roast beef, the peanut butter, crunchy peanut

butter versus creamy shot. All right, all right, all right, all right, get it, get out of here. No, I got a lightning ray. Okay, once you're ready, it's going to take about 35 minutes, like all the other callers. Sorry. No, but seriously, I talked about this on Reddit this week. There was a music festival I live. I'm just going to go ahead and dock myself because I'm moving next week, so it doesn't matter anymore. But I live downtown and they had this fucking music festival and they confiscated the parking lot that I park in for this fucking music festival and they confiscated the parking lot that I park in for this fucking music festival. I'm thinking, well, there's going to be a stage there.

There's going to be a carnival. Who knows, right? Right. Well, they, uh, they come in there first thing in the morning, Friday morning. So I had to park, you know, somewhere else. Yeah. And they put up some fences around my parking lot. They put a couple of dumpsters in there. And that's literally all this fucking parking lot was used a couple of dumpsters in there. And that's literally all this fucking parking lot was used for all weekend. Oh man, you know, we went to, we went to this bar yesterday, the the amount of parking lots that are just fence up, like the fucking garden of Eden that you don't get access to. It was so goddamn frustrating. I want like, I just

want a bunch of freedom fighters to go around chopping down fences. So you could just toe, toe everybody. I'm going to carry around a boot in my own car and boot myself so I can't be told. Oh, parking your precious park. That's a great plan. And that's almost as good as having a Decoit car.

So nobody, you know, you stay parked at Decoit car so they tell that car. Yeah. That's what I, that having a decoy car. So nobody, you know, you stay parked at decoy car so they tell that car. Yeah. That's what I, that's what I normally do. But the problem was that so, then, so my parking lot's stolen, right? Then all the parking lots in the, in, within a mile of my, my apartment are like, you know, businesses, whatever. And they've got people out there charging ten bucks, 15 bucks, 20 bucks to park there.

Like, I just, I don't want to go to this fucking music festival. I just want to go home and fucking drink my free alcohol that I paid for a month ago. And God damn it, like I've got shit that I'm fucking carrying. I've got my laundry. I went to go do laundry one day. So I'm coming back with laundry trying to say, you know, sit out of the flyer and say, oh, hey, do you live here? Here's a free parking pass, but no, they can't do that.

Yeah, no, I hear you. All right, man, get out of here. I will, thank you. Thank you, madcooks. Okay, let me see here. I gotta, I've really got a hammer through these guys. Where the hell's Kim? Go.

Let's see. Oh, boy. Should I head them out at the same time? Hey Kimball, what makes you rage, man? Can I, before I get my rage, I just want to formally condemn Denzel for insulting the beautiful and lovely people who survive on clean theories, condemn that evil man for insulting such a good woman face turn. Oh my, thank you Kimball. Hey, Kimball, remember when you wouldn't stop screaming at Pete's for an entire live show. I think that's the job. And it's better be careful. You install me more. I'm going to delete that episode of Wifey Wars. You're fucking. Is that is Kimball okay now for you? Yeah, he's fine.

Okay. Yeah, he comes to almost every stream I do now. Yeah, Kimball's a super fan. All right, Kimball makes you rage, buddy. now. Yeah, Kimbles a super fan. All right, Kimball makes you rage, buddy. pedophiles. They smell bad. They like the fuck kids like you did you bro, I still see you in the fucking discord. You fucking degenerate. Why would you want to have sex with a kid? It's a kid. What the fuck? All right. Okay, face turn.

Kimball. Like they face turn. Kimball. Okay. Okay. So that's it's pedophiles. Yeah, I'm sorry you did that one. Well, I did it. I have more of a reason to you You did too, David Klaig. He is a pedophile. He ended what you say is one of the best podcasts is fight night It was fight night was one of the best best best podcasts ever except it peaked when a stereo's was on. I think and he got just smashed. Yeah, so it didn't click his phone. Yeah. All right, Kimball. Thank you for thank you for that. Check out patreon.com such as stereos. Thank you. Hey, are you and Madcux gonna fight? He's trying to push out of it. He's still here. Oh boy. I love this. Now, I think he ran away. He even muted me in the chat too.

So there's not much I can do. All right, Kimball, get out of here. Thank you. Thanks. I can love you. Real quick, lightning fast. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Dick. Hey, what's up? This, you know, I've never been on here live. I don't do a lot of live stuff, obviously,

throughout the years. So it's kind of, it's kind of uncomfortable. Do you want me to play some music that would make you more comfortable? Or are you talking about your... Yeah, I think that would help a lot. Okay. Let me do that.

Okay. Hey there, Dick, Sean, Estarios, Peach, Coach, and Dick's dad. This is Reverend Scott. I did this special for Sean because I know this is his favorite part of what I used to do on the show. Yep, I don't really have anything else to say right there, but I did want to get on here. I wanted to tell you happy episode 100. Thank you. I do know from being in the podcast world

for many, many years that episode 100, it's a big fucking deal. Yeah. And obviously when you look at the biggest problem and see how it fucking crashed and burned, it barely made it past 100. It did. It was a long time ago. I'm just going to say that's not the way this is going to go.

Did you have any weird experiences working at it? Because Reverend Scott used to send in bits to the old show. Sure. Remember? Of course. Yeah. And I never got to see any of them. Well, what the crazy thing was is that you guys had that argument about episode 50

versus episode 52 about. Oh, yeah. One was more important, right? Stupid, you know, the big 50 or the one year. Yeah. So being a glutton for punishment, I decided to go ahead and send in something for both shows. And the episode 51 went went great. I just sent an email to Maddox. Here's my, here's my file. He played it on the show. Cool, good to go. Episode 52 comes along. I sent him the file. He sends me an email back.

He's like, you know, I feel like maybe you could cut this down a little bit. And then I cut it down a little bit. Then he's emailing me, he emails again and it's like, now let's cut it down a little bit more. A little melming, he emails again and it's like, now let's cut it down a little bit more. A little bit more. This goes back and forth nine times. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Nine fucking times, dude, I've been doing this for eight fucking years. Nine times, dude, I was back for it. And then on top of that, I think he was just a character. Yeah. Permanently, what a character.

And then on top of that, after I got the quote unquote finalized version and there and he played it, he went back and edited it on the show afterwards too. That's great. Because I sure should know what my own script was that I said out loud. He didn't want to listen to it. I'm like, what the fuck? He didn't want to burden you with a 10th email. Yeah, now, I got some hair. I'll just fit through here. I'll take it from here. Don't worry about it. I'm like, what the fuck? You want to burn you with a 10th email? Yeah, now. I got some hair. I'll just fit through here.

I'll take it from here. Don't worry about it. I'm a pro. Yeah. He did that to us too. What do you mean? Yeah, I'm talking about that. Wait, what do you mean is Stereo?

He did that to us. To me and Paige. Me and Paige wrote some bits. They were hilarious. We sent them to you both. Max kept saying like, oh, this is a little long. He cut down. I'm not sure if it fits in with the show.

And then like six weeks goes by of him just fucking shining us on. And I mean, remember this. So then, well, then, then didn't, I think you sold it to another podcast, didn't you? Yeah, and then, and then, because they wanted it. And then the show ended and then the biggest

problem ended and I had these really funny bits of me and Peach. And so I can sold them to another podcast because it's just like, well, I don't want them to die. But it's like, Manics like to our face would always be like, oh, yeah, I'll get it next time. I'll get it next to all. I'll play it next time.

And it's just like, just be straight with us. If you don't fucking like, I was really rude, I thought. Well, at the top of that way back early in the show, Manics made a passing comment saying, hey, we're going to maybe do some sort of podcast, you know, the network or whatnot, you know. And of course, at the time, everybody was still, at least seemingly cool with each other and, you know, being a fan of Maddox, you know, what didn't make you an outcast. So at the time, I said, hey, I sent them an email,

I said, hey, I'm part of a podcast called outside the cinema, been reviewing cold movies forever. It's a great podcast. You might be interested in it for this thing. Don't hear anything back from him. Eight months later, I get an email from him asking, hey, bro, haven't heard from you in a while. Are you still interested in that network thing.

No, it's passed. Right. It's passed. Yeah, that was well into the, you know, the Dix show was well in by that point. And the feed had been stolen and everything else had come to pass. And it was just like, fuck this. Because when it started, it was just a bro argument over a girl. And so it's kind of like it was kind of like, eh, both of these guys are acting like, this

is drama. This is lady drama among friends in their late 30s, like, but then it got, then it got got. Yeah. Well, even before I think you lucked out of Scott, you could have got, you could have shared a square with game form. Oh my God. Dude, I was just thinking about that. It's like, how the fuck would you even get out after that? Dude, you've been latched on to use God to keep anybody around him that he can.

They're fucking dropping like flies. And you'd have to get all the, like, you'd have to ask they'd be deleted. Can you please delete me off the page? So I don't, I mean, not on the same page with these fucking idiots and their shit casts. Think about how delicate it is. I mean, I'm not going to be able to do't, I'm not on the same page with these fucking idiots and their shit casts. Think about how delicately and

diplomatically Rucker had to make his exit. Yeah. He had to be like, I'm announced to get a month in advance and now we'll have a good buy in this and that because he knows like, you don't want to be on that enemy's list. All right. All right. I got a, I got a, I got to get somebody else. Revens got thank you very much for listening. Thank you for calling. Oh man. Peace and love guys. See you Everybody. It's like if you're a general in North Korea, you're like, how do I? Yeah I'm telling me fucked all right CJ Fig bat fig bat dig a nick What makes you rage, buddy? Jay, uh, Figbat, Figbat Dignick. They say it. Figbat Dignick.

What makes you a rage, but he first, it was kidney stones. Yeah. Yeah. Now we remember it's the fucking national house. I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. I can't take it. I've had various visitors. Because it's headphones had.

Sorry. Can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. I've had various visits, hospital visits, follow-up visits.

You want to just visit, you don't think, on one hand, it's, oh my God, you might die. You might die. On the other hand, it's, all right, just rest and piss them out. You'll be fine. We would have to operate. And then the next week, it's, oh my God, you're going to die. You're going to die. You don't want to get the hospital treatment anymore.

I'm tired of it. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm not gonna be more tired of it. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital.

I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital.

I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. sham, nothing that you got. If they don't, if it doesn't fix itself, then nothing's gonna fix it. You know what I mean? No, I don't know what you mean. Oh, everything is, everything is broken and in pain. It does, nothing that they do will fix any of it.

They'll put new shit in, but it's just as, it's just as ramshackle is the last shit that they put in here. Well, there's a lot of, a lot of modern medicine is still pretty barbaric. Very. Yeah. Like, it's only recently crossed the line where going to a doctor is safer than not going to a doctor. You know what I mean? Like the last hundred years before that, a hundred to a doctor. Well, thanks for being a scientific. Thanks for being experiment, dude. Most casual

things of the silver war, most deaths were, were infection and stuff. Things like that. Cause they used to trace the path of the bullet with their grubby ass fingers, things like that. All right, let me get Grant Mooney on. Hey, Grant. Hey, Dick, can you hear me? Yeah, what makes you a rage, buddy? Hey, one thing that makes me a rage,

I've got a little bit of a cough lately, and one thing that really fucking pisses me off is unsolicited cough or unsolicited cold advice. Yeah. As if no one's ever had a cold before as if no one's ever heard, hey, eat some fucking chicken soup, eat a whole clove of garlic, leave the fucking paper on it. Like anything like that, it's not that big of a fucking deal, right? But as soon as you start sniffling or whatever, people start to get rid of you.

You gotta get rid of the voice that you start eating. Well, you gotta drink water, Sean. It's a fucking virus. You gotta run it. You gotta run it. Just run it. You gotta run it. You gotta run it.

You gotta run it. You gotta run it. You gotta run it. You gotta run it. You gotta run it. You gotta know that. You just got to start giving people bad advice. Oh, you're sick. I read Melby dick Okay, all right, great Get out of here. Thank you for the music Yeah, no problem. Happy 100 episodes. Thank you. Thank you. Goodbye. Is get out of here the new fuck go fuck yourself? No, that's just I don't know. Okay. I could say go fuck yourself. Let's talk to Nick Rackets. Hey Nick. What's up, man? Hey, buddy.

There you go. Hey, what makes you rage, man? Two things, but one's really quick. Okay. One people inexplicably burning their brand for no particular reason. I don't get that at all. Yeah. Like who are you talking about specifically? Oh, I think we know. Okay. No, there's a specific person today, Denzel, I'm not sure what you're doing, buddy. Oh, yeah. But it's not just him. It's a symptom of people engaging their fans

in weird ways and stuff and just like lighting it all and firing. I'm telling you, that's that like the thing I was talking about at the beginning of the show, that thing in you that won't feel a pressure in you. Feel the pressure in you. Like it's trying to fuck you up and it's very hard to not listen to that guy off the hook because it gives you control. Like I'm in control of my downfall. I'm burning my life on fire.

I feel in control because otherwise you're at the mercy of the universe and the fan base. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. It's an anxiety response. I guess so. Well, what about this? What about this? I bought this is tell me if I'm right or wrong.

Do you feel like you change based on the reaction from your audience? Therefore, you get to a certain point where you're not even yourself anymore. And now you want to try and get back somehow. And at that point, your fan base is, no. No. It's just like this weird compulsion you have to lash out constantly. Like it's this weird anger that people harbor. I think with respect to that,

we're all too old to change now. Like it's just like we're where the way we are. All right, Nick. What else makes you rage, buddy? Okay, so I'm at a charity auction yesterday. And it's at a big giant casino in Minnesota and in the bathrooms instead of rolls of toilet paper, they have stacks of individual sheets, like in a reverse Kleenex box. So I'm pulling like hundreds of these stupid things out, thinking why in hell would you reinvent the toilet paper roll, which works pretty flipping effectively?

I don't know. Well, at least this way, the only thing you'd need would be a bigger sheet of toilet paper, not these little individual things. It would be kind of nice to get of nice. You don't have to think of the over the under a full-on towel, right? And then you just throw it in the garbage. Yeah, no, no, no, no, trust me. These things are irritating there. It's like if you imagine pulling off one square from the roll at a time. Oh, I knew I dated a girl whose dad would do that. He would tear them off of them.

Yeah, and he had a stack of holy shit. He's from Yugoslavia or something. He's probably a substandard sewer system over there that you're right. That you had to like rash in his toilet paper very strictly. Yeah. It was weird. She had huge tits. Yeah. I don't know if that's a whole set of innovation.

It's a tough stuff. Yeah. But, I just don't need it. Yeah. All right, Nick, congratulations on all your success. Hey, thanks, but keep it up, buddy. Keeping it down.

Oh, I want to say for fucking rackets, no. His last stream was the best one he's ever done. The one he did on, what's the name of that guy? The one he did on Russell Greer. It's the, I was transfixed to it. Best dream he's ever done. Okay, I'm gonna go real fast here. Larry, Larry, what makes you rage, buddy?

First of all, Peach, hello. Hi, Larry. Not only is the stereo's a known comedy, he was a character witness for Bill Cosby. Why? I'm saying it either. Yeah, exactly. Conservatives make shit up all the time.

Just leave. Oh, makes me really. Yeah. Makes me a rage are the safety Nazi. You're right. Yeah, okay. Yeah, with the gate. Yeah, Larry, you got to fix your gate, man. Oh

All right, I really want to hear from Larry Let me see Okay, while we're off Mike. We're not off Mike Well, I don't know we have to we're gonna release the uncut episode Yeah, stop acting like they can't hear you. You're only this far from the mic. You're whispering things in my ear. Anyone can hear it. Okay, well, then I'll just say good rage. It's a heartfelt rage right there. If you want. I mean, I just think you should talk more people want to hear from you. You came all the way out to LA. Well, I won.

I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. My bunch of dudes. This is definitely staying in. Hi, it's hot. Hi, people want to hear you. This is our first time in the studio together. Dick, this is our podcast, okay? Do you want your dad to help? Is your dad coming on at some questions?

Yeah, yeah, let's have. Okay, yeah, let's have. I can't. I'm allowed to care. I saw a funny Twitter thread this morning, some weird Silicon Valley person was like, how do you socialize if you don't drink at a party? It's impossible. Here we go.

Here we go. Yeah, hi, motherfucker. All right, Larry, what makes you rich, man? What makes you rich? Safety Nazis. Okay. Uh huh. Okay, at my kid's school, they just banned running. They just banned running

on the one. They wonder why there's a fucking obesity problem in the United States. How do they? What do you mean? How do they even phrase that? They ban running. They do. They do. That's not safe. People who follow their scrape knees, no running. Really? Is there like a big pool? Is that why they're just like an empty swimming pool? Yeah, they just put swimming pool. Are you sitting there, kids with a cat on me? You know, it's just it's too unsafe, but come on. The next thing I'm handing out helmets to wear while you eat or sleep, it's fucked up. How do you explain to kids were you eat or sleep it's fucked up how do you explain to kids that you're not allowed to run like what did they

go to the to the go to the principle of the get caught running yeah i guess yeah you know it's like the old and after that don't run just you know that fucking world is consumed with this weird obsession with like catholic guilt thing like now now it's like, it's the new form of government and just everything you're doing is wrong. You're, what do you, do you want to run?

Guilty. Yeah, it's like judge fucking death took over. I guess it's just. It's terrible. Is there gonna be a whole generation of kids that doesn't know how to run? They don't, they won't know how to run, Sean. Yeah.

They don't want to run. There's an app for that. Oh, with their hands It'll be like a foot loose town where nobody's ever danced before So what do you tell do you tell your kids to like take do a protest and walk out and run out or something like that? How do you tolerate that as a fucking parent? It just they just instituted it so I'm waiting to see this is going to shake out because I'm telling you want to run you want to fly over the Fuck you want to do is this an elementary school? How old is your yeah, how what grade is this she said is she's a seventh grader

What the fuck so it's junior high yeah Yeah, it's it's grammar school. Yeah, it's unbelievable. So this is what I think is the chat team outlawed. Yeah, is there a chat team? Is that outlawed? They have a running license. Oh, no, but yeah, that's supervised. See that's the whole thing. Supervised. Yeah, I'm running. Nobody supervise. And you can't do anything alone. You can't do anything alone. Somebody has to be watching and guiding you with all the times. It's really fucked. What the hell are you? Coach, what are you going to be interested in?

Oh, isn't it? I'm going to get arrested. I mean, they're out. I'm out. I'm out of California. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, you can't get it. You can't escape this by getting out of California. I'm going to Nevada. No, no, anywhere, anywhere, anywhere.

Oh my god. I'm going to go to Belize with that guy from that McAfee nutter. I want to do like, I want to do like a 21 jump street and go to your daughter's school and just impose as a student and run around constantly. Yeah. I do. Sneak in it. Let's get pizza to do it. Yeah. Why? Why me? No, particularly. No one would want to watch that. You got to send a permission slip in. You're going to give your daughter a reason I give my daughter a

permission to run and be carefree and have her own dreams. All right, Larry. That's said. There you go. I have a question. Thank you. Thank you. Is it a private school or a public school? It's a private, it's a Catholic school. Okay. Oh, so they're all they can do. You can do whatever they want there. I hope I grow up to be a pro-dairy.

I put it in. I put it in whatever they want the public ones to. All right, man. Thank you. Thank you. Happy to be good. Be sure. See ya. See ya.

See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya.. Yeah, I mean, it just more and more. I thought the pendulum had almost hit the end and it's gonna come back for time. I mean, never thought they'd take running away. Yeah. Can't run. No running. At one, I mean, that's stuff for me to even comprehend.

It's the second thing you learn. Walking, where you gotta walk before you could run, they're gonna turn that into like a big brother like no. You know, you learn to, you gotta walk. That into like a big brother like no, you know, you learn to, you got to walk. That's enough. Well, I just saw this. Some you have learned enough. Some, some, some state put past this free range parenting bill, which basically is like, guys, yeah, kids, you know, let them be kind of free, whatever. I saw Jonathan Hyatt retweeted it and he's, he's running this big campaign for that. So there are states

that are, you know, kind of, it's being all right, let's not protect our kids too much because it turns them into ridiculous people. I mean, the frightening thing is that this person exists, like who sat there and just said, okay, yeah, no running, that seems like a good idea and we can't just kill them. Yeah, well, I mean, like that would, we need,

if we evolved society prematurely, like we invented all these laws against purging these morons too soon. We should have given ourselves a couple, huh? Like if I go back in time, it's like, hey, hey, hey, all those murdering laws, hold off, hold off a little bit. You got a bunch of, you got a bunch of, you know, it's purge. Yeah, just let it, hold off a little bit. You got a bunch of, you got a bunch of, you know, it's perj.

Yeah, just let it hold off a little bit on that. You got a bunch of undesirable to like the thinking wise, you got to get rid of first. And then what, they don't learn anything from it. That's a long complicated topic. I wonder if skipping too fast will be considered a running. Like I really want to know, they got to get, they really got to figure this out.

It's like a Malcolm in the middle with the speed walking. Like you got to have both feet on the ground at the same time. It's like the Twitter terms of service, right? Yeah. What did I, oh well, you know, we kind of saw what you did. We know really when you're on the ground running sideways. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I teach your nose when they see it. What's running? I know it when I see it. Right. Yeah. All right, slash bolt. How you doing, man? Hey, what's up? Hey, what makes you race, buddy? Slash Bolt. Hey, girls make me a rage. Who does?

Oh, clingy girls. Okay. Okay. Like, I'm no Casanova. You know, I got to like, I got to really pick my battles. Yeah. But when a girl, when a girl I'm interested in starts to like sort of go, oh, can we like call for like two hours on Discord and I do it? Like you want to hang out? Two hours. Yeah, two hours.

They think it's like fun. It's fun for me as a disfure. No phone calls. That's it. That is the best thing you will ever do for your life and your relationship is forbid, forbid the fucking phone calling. You want to talk to me? You do it in front of me. I'm not sitting, I'm not sitting on the fucking couch wasting my goddamn day, you know? There's nothing I hate more than FaceTime. Oh, yeah.

Where you can't do anything else because they could see what you're doing and if you go to another tab to fuck around on the internet I say, hey, your video stopped. Why? Because I don't wanna fucking be having this video conversation with you, what do you mean why? Hate it.

Absolutely to test it. You gotta put your foot down, man. Absolutely not. Because they'll try to get that from you. They'll try to get all of your time. All of your time. They never satisfied until they get every single second of your time, a 24 hour a day face time,

is the relationship they're trying for. And of course you're trying for the total opposite, right? And you've got to meet in the middle, but don't let the God, don't waste your fucking life on endless phone calls. You know, there's a saying that men want to be, all men want to be a woman's first, and all women want to be a man's last.

And by that, I also mean like probably the last thing you see and hear before you die. So, they have it. Yeah. What you got to do is you got to book dates with yourself in your calendar, like Saturday from 1 p.m To 7 p.m. I'm doing this and That's because it's like you need to be able to point your calendar. We're like I'm so sorry

But the calendar says I can't talk to you tonight because I have to go to boys night Because it is not your fault. It's the count. I have esports practice. Yes. All right. There you go Thank you. Thank you You know Esports practice. Yes. All right. Thank you. Thank you. I know from here's not for You know, thank you. Not a cast over with the way you sound. Let me get stoner mag. Hey stoner mag. What makes you rage? Well, that's not a very nice thing to say. I thought it was funny. How's it going? Hey good? What makes me a rage is California weed snob Sure. Yeah. I'm sorry.

You guys think your shit is best, but it's really not. Yeah. Well, where is she from? I mean, first off, Nevada. You guys don't even test your weed. Test it for. You're tested for shit. You know, test it for mold, for mildew, for pesticides.

So you're probably smoking all that shit. Oh, yeah. I know people who grow and they grow dirty ass shit that they would never smoke themselves. So, it's people. But it looks great. Yeah, it looks great. Oh yeah, I mean, it's easy to make people

who look great with chemicals. Sure, very easy. Totally, it's gotta be organic. I mean, what do you- Oh God, I hate that term too. There's a cultivator out here in Nevada who has like live worms in their soil. And it's cool. We have to put that shit all over their packaging like organic.

And there's these bugs in it and yay. And you know what? All of their weed tastes the same. Tastes like dirt. All right. And does it get you real high? Uh, I think we know that it does. Yeah, so that's the thing.

It's just like, all this fucking keywords. All right. Thank you, Stone of Mac. Yeah, happy. Oh, sorry, sorry. I cut you off early say it again. Oh, I just said happy 100. Thank you very much Congratulations for relaxed weed loss. How many how many people do I got here? Oh my god AC. Hey, ACO, ACO Vista. Yeah. Hey, how you doing, man? Hey, what's up guys? Hey, what makes you what makes you rage? What makes you rage, buddy? You know, you listen to a podcast for two years. You Spend a year making an album, you know, hey come on the show. Yes, sounds good. You know, you artistically rant about

trees and then You know look can't wait to wait. Where do I place on the rage ball? Man, it's gonna be great I wonder if people are gonna like the Kimber and more. I reckon they will. And then, and then what? Well, and then we're not on the rage board. I'm sorry about that. That's my bad.

They put all this hard work into the house. Yeah. Didn't put them. I fucked it up. Were they on the billboard? I put it up. Yeah, you guys got on a better chart. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. Where are they on the billboard? I put them. Yeah, you guys got on a better chart. You guys got on the billboard.

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You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the billboard. You guys got on the buddy. Come fuck yourself. We're doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cernovich being so low on the rage board is what really killed definitely. Lecambra, you're right. You know what? I'm here. What makes you rage, man? Okay, I'm making a quick one. It's paying $20 a month to wake up at 4 a.m. every week to catch a live stream that often have a light anyway. Oh, yeah. All right.

All right. He's really a sad. That's the good attitude. You fucking thank you. Fuck yourself. Get out of here. All right. Let's get Thomas McCoy.

Those guys are awesome. Hey, Tom. Tom, what makes you rage, buddy? Hey, buddy. We got some more ski chick going on this episode. My rage is power tripping bouncers. Yeah. Yeah. I want the laid-back, big black dude sitting on the footstool at the entrance. Yeah. I do not want the skinny

asshole with the wraparounds thinking he's fucking John Wick, grabbing people by the shoulder and pointing to the door with their thumb for, I don't know, flipping someone off. Man, I gave fucking, fucking bouncers. There's no honor. I gave a, a bouncer an entire pack of cigarettes one time. And then the next week I was there, I asked him for one cigarette and he looked at me like I had leprosy.

Yeah. What do you, you do not remember me? I come in here all the fucking, come on man. That was a bank. That was like I was banking cigarettes with you. Don't you know that? I don't have, I don't carry a pack, but when I get drunk, I want to have a cigarette

and walk home for the myel to be in Hollywood and I like, well, I thought we had a good system here. They don't want to be the kings of the fucking castle. Yeah. All right, buddy, thank you. On the other side, I'm glad I get it. I don't like the bounces that are too late back. So I walked into this bar the other day. I

Walk right in and the guy grabs me. Mm-hmm. They say hey at the show ID. I'm like Dude look at sitting there looking at your fucking phone. What am I? You think I just whip out my ID every every bar I walk into yeah I'm like first of all don't touch me. Yeah, often do you think I carted? Exactly. Yeah, so there's a flip side to that. Bonite is what makes you rage, buddy. Bonite is. Hey, what's up guys? What's up, maybe on.

My rage, it's actually very relevant to an earlier part of this conversation. I think there'll be some relating here. Is people who, and it only works on the internet is what I've noticed. People who address you as sweetie on the internet. I think that if you do that, you should be put to sleep. When it goes from, hey, your name, and then it goes to like,

hey, pal, hey, buddy, because that's how people talk. But then when someone who would not say sweetie goes, sweetie, that's when you know. But yeah, thank you. Thank you, Boninus. Thanks, babe. Go fuck yourself. That's a really good one. Yeah. All right. Uh, uh, uh, Dick Tater, what makes you rage, buddy?

All right. Um, I'm stereo. Uh, I know you're probably a fan of, uh, Star Trek get posting on Facebook. I am. Anyway, I, I, I made the mistake of posting a Pepe meme and I got completely blasted. So fuck them. I have my own Star Trek community. Y'all need to go there because we don't keep a fuck about discovery or those fucking stupid movies that JJ Abrams has. Fuck those movies. Fuck this, this government. Watch the Oracle is great. Anyway, thank you guys, have a good one. Alright, see you in Dictator. Go for it. Nice, tight.

Yeah, nice and tight. Yeah, nice and tight. And they got a plug in. Hack the movies. What makes you rage, buddy? Oh, hey, I was going to bring in a longer one, but I'll just keep it short. People who talk to me when I have headphones on,

like my fucking girlfriend was when I was setting up for this goddamn thing. Yes. I'm a video editor, so people come in my office all the time and they'll just keep talking to me, even though I have these big ass headphones on. That's a thing. They're like when you're going to the... Yeah, oh yeah, man. Because people just fucking talk. Yeah, it's true.

Like they just, they gear up to talk, like they're going on, they're all, well, I got all my shit together. Here comes my talking, back, back. I was like, do you fucking see? Like do you even care that I heard anything that you said? Is there any part of you that's worried about what you clearly put thought into what you're saying? I presume Well, that's a problem. Yeah, all right. You care that I heard fucking any of it. Do you care that I, you're listening to a giant piss stream going into a toilet that someone obviously can't hear over? Do you fucking care that I've got gigantic cans

over me and you? Like, what about, what about what you're doing? Makes you think that the thoughts in your mind that came out through your mouth, entered my ears and went into my brain. Not zero. I feel like that's kind of the opposite of the keyboard non-listener though.

You know, there was a rage a while ago with the guy typing on the keyboard, you go out and start talking over, you need to pay attention to you. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, can you shut the fuck up while I'm in the middle of this thing? Well, here's the thing, I hung out with her all morning,

and you know, we just made small talks, suddenly I put the headphones on. I tell her we're all talking about our girls on zero. Yeah, we're all talking about them. She has to be the last thing you can't worry about. She talks to me on Twitter, piss. Like a cat, you close her door, and all of a sudden the cat wants to go on the door.

All right, thank you. Real quick, that is apologized for the miss handling of the podcast competition. the podcast competition was miss handled uh... but but only to my co-host jussin he stills not said anything to me he has be blocked on all platform posted post that convo that's hilarious uh... just a little just as a pussy he ended our podcast play pubg anyway happy one hundred episode thank you go fuck yourself uh...

alright andrew andrew andrew andrew from you gene organ what's up man what makes Happy 100th episode. Thank you, go fuck yourself. Uh, all right, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew from Eugene, Oregon. What's up, man? What makes you rage? Hey, Buzz, how's it going? It's Dr. Autis now. Oh, it's Dr. Autis now. Okay. Uh, I'm just kidding. Yeah. Hey, we're still doing voicemails this episode? No. I'm just kidding. Okay.

So my rage is, you know, you lose your keys, you're late for work, you miss a bill, you get a woman pregnant. These are all things that panic, man, when women panic and it spreads like a wildfire through the pack. Yeah, it does. Panic. It does. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh God, I need my ID for work. Everyone look for it. You carry your house apart. Yeah. Takes time out of your life. It's in my hand the whole time. Yeah. All right, man, pound tear your house apart. Yeah, takes time out for your life. There's a man in the whole time. Yeah. Yeah.

All right, man, pound through these super calls. All right, get outta here and go fuck yourself, buddy. Andrew, he just bences a lot of wisdom. I like his voicemails. Yeah, me too. Well, he makes you think. He brings up things that I think are common to a lot of people.

Maddie P on the road, what makes you rage, buddy? Fucking panty lines. Pancy lines. Doesn't matter if you're good, but bad, but fat, but if you're going to go out and grab pants that show it off. Yeah. And you're not going to about what goes on underneath, whether that needs to be a thong or boy shorts or go commando. Yeah. And you're just going to let it all hang out there. Okay. That's got to be about as gay as fucking sag in your pants in prison Wait a minute wait are you talking about women? Right women with panty lines. Yeah, but he said his gay Yeah, I don't want to see panty lines. I think he's just doing that. That is a generic pejorative

You know what I because of generic pejorative. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh pants on and then I put one leg of my underpants on and then I stretch it through the other one. It's like Zoolander. Yeah. Like the competition. What do you mean? That's how guys put their, that's why they say I put my pants on one leg at a time. Of course, thank you. Before my underwear. Before my underwear.

Certainly. Thank you. No one ever said it. No one ever said it. That's the second part. Yeah. That's the second part. That's the second part. That used to be, it's not in favor anymore. It's not popular anymore.

All right, Matt and Keith, thank you, thank you, thank you. I put my pants on one leg at a time. And you look like quail men. And then I put my underwear on. I see, okay. Under the pants. It's like flash in a pan. Yeah, totally changed over the years.

Water boy, what makes you rage, buddy? Hurry before Stereo comes back. I think you're a fucking dick. What? Just putting the chat, do not pick me. I realize. You're the last one. That's it man. Oh no.

Oh wait, I'll come back to you. I'll come back to you. My room records. What makes you rage buddy? Yeah, you're damn right. He's not the last one. There you go. There you go.

My rage today is public school, Petri dishes. You know, I have kids and they are always coming home with something to get me sick. I was sick as a dog at road rage Portland. And man, I'm sure little Irishman's given you something, but just give me a clavicle. Good God. Did you boy back on here? He's not laughing. He doesn't hear the other side of it. He's not laughing. He doesn't hear the other side of it.

He's not laughing. He's not laughing. He's not laughing. He's not laughing. He's not laughing. He's not laughing. He's not laughing. He's not laughing.

He's not laughing. He's not laughing. He's not laughing. He's you think you're like, oh, I never get sick. Just wait. They're bringing Ebola every week to your ass. You can kiss your health. Goodbye. All right, buddy. Thank you for all the music.

No, no problem. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Thank you. Easy peasy. You got to get in the fucking. He's done it before. Hey.

Well, okay. Can you hear me? Yeah. before. Hey. Okay, can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, first of all, I got some beef with Sean. I got a problem with you. Okay. Okay, last show, you cut me off and you call me a sick man. I am not a sick man. I am a very healthy man and I'm going to prove it in this column.

Okay. Okay. It's amazing. But genius. Yes. Can't remember. Second of all, and Fib. It's a bit of a ball. Yes. Can't remember. And Fibius motorboats, thank you for that compliment.

Call me a great troll. I am very appreciative. I heard that story about your, I don't know if your great grandfather who died explosive fishing. It's an interesting coincidence because, you know how my grandfather died? My great grandfather died

You want to know I got a guess In the Holocaust Anyway, I'm a very healthy man and here's my way. What are we having like a grandpa off? Yeah, you lost I guess I did all right Holocaust always wins. I win. I win a Syrian home of phones. If that is your real name, by the way, all I was saying, my rage, okay? Yeah. It's people who take YouTube videos to fucking seriously. You'll find out. I have been getting the worst,

the stupidest fucking comment lately. It is the number one dumbest comment I have heard in my entire life, okay? The comment is, how can I take your video seriously if you call this guy names? That's what they say to me. Like that negates everything. Like the whole, the whole you have to argue civilly. It's a fucking YouTube video.

It's very annoying. How do you take anything I say seriously? I'm a fucking idiot I recorded this in my fucking underwear. There is no one on YouTube who's opinions you should take seriously It's all bullshit. It's that's actually the sex you just make a good argument and then say like you fat Fuck at the end like that's what you both. Yeah, you know the Declaration of Independence should have been like Credibility. I'm a guy on YouTube if you want an Intelligent opinion read a fucking book. How about that you dumb pieces of shit? Yeah, that come to be fucking stupid

Yeah, before I go I just want to add a little something let me steal two more minutes from your shelf Okay, go ahead. Yeah, that's fine Okay, I just want to tell you a heartwarming story how story. How everything on the internet is beautifully connected, okay? Okay, I think they're going to love this, okay? So last time I was on the show, I told you that the admin of Encyclopedia Durantica, the website I helped run, we kicked them out because now I remember. Sites money to buy heroin, okay?

So we kicked them out a few days later, He was homeless doing heroin on the street and in jail Yeah, that it's a beautiful story So a little while later I get into you're you're about to invite Digi bro on to the show and I say to Digi bro Hey The why are you inviting Digi bro? He's a peep. He's a pedophile. I mean that I I implied I Bro, he's a he's a pedophile. I mean that I implied I applied very Sully that he is a foul smelling pedophile who makes bad YouTube videos. I was extending in Olive Branch. I was trying to create a friendship between us and he blocked me okay. Oh

Completely shaveless disgusting. I tried to create a friendship and he's cool in my face. I said blocking blocking each other left and right. We can't live in this sort of world. I can't stop. It's terror, it's what it's terrible. It's terror, it's what it's terrible. We need Kanye. So let me continue the story. So after that, you bring him onto the show.

And a little later after that, you bring on Monkey Jones as a continuation of the conversation. Yeah. At that time, Monkey Jones had an interview with one of the kids that survived the parkland shooting, okay? Right and this is where this all comes together beautifully, okay? Another kid who also survived the parkland shooting

Drew fan art for encyclopedia dramatic of our admin that we kicked out being raped in prison. Okay, it's all It's cool. Yeah, that's not that's nice. Is that on the site right now? I'll send you a picture. Okay. Good. Beautiful. Okay. That's my rage. Go for it. Wait. Yeah. Go for it. Hey, I'll see you in Israel, man. Yeah. Yeah. When are you going? Two weeks. You're going to be in Toviv on the 11th, right? Yeah, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I wanna see all the spots. I wanna see the wailing wall. I wanna see that magical ball that you're not gonna see.

That would be me, because I'm just gonna visit you. I didn't think you actually want me to go to this fucking festival yet. No, no, no, no, no. I thought you were drinking. I think he's gonna forget about it. He's not actually expecting me to show up. And then you're like, a month later, hey.

So you're coming to the desert shit in Israel I'm like oh fuck so I guess I have to buy tickets now, but I couldn't because they ran out. I call We'll get a drink we'll get a drink on an Israel we'll get a drink if you're here next year I'll get them in advance. Okay. All right go for yourself, man. Thank you for everything Okay, water boy last last one and then man. Thank you for everything that you do. Okay, water boy. Last one and then we're talking my mom. Water boy, what's up, man?

Sorry, Dick, I kind of panic. I can't. I can't. It makes you rage, buddy. I have a track record of just kind of coming in randomly without any preparation whatsoever. But my rage is gatekeepers of authenticity. People who will say that person's not a real musician,

or this person's not a real artist, and that person's not a real programmer, because I've had this criticism with my music, where people are saying, well, Water Boy doesn't play any real instrument to music. So I'll wire up a guitar, I'll play some guitar, or whatever, like that. I'm not that good, whatever, that's not the point.

But then they'll say, well, you're not using a real guitar rig. You're not using real authentic guitar hardware and stuff like that. I'm not that good, whatever. That's not the point. But then they'll say, well, you're not using a real guitar rig. You're not using real authentic guitar hardware and stuff like that. Scoreboard bitches. Yeah. It's like, you're not a, you're not a whatever. You're not a man. This is what a man is. Right? Exactly. And it's, if you, if you move up the ranks or if you move up in levels for what they want to be like, well, you know, you're not doing this thing So are you really a musician? It's kind of like if you were to go after maximum panic who does fucking awesome pixel art from the The channel for saying like saying hey, well, he doesn't do anything with real pen and paper. He's not an artist I got to tell you right now that haters are your indicators that you're onto some next level shit.

Is that a Kanye Lee rig? I believe so. I believe it is a Kanye Lee rig. Yeah, they're your onto some next level shit. I think that was Kanye or Chance. I didn't write it, but like, you know, if people are hating on you, it means you're doing the right thing, water boy. Don't give it up.

Yeah. I can give like one last example and it's like an ultimate example that I think every programmer deals with where if you're programming something in like a modern language, someone will say, well, you're not doing anything in like the OG languages, you're not doing anything in C++ or C, then you learn that language and then they're like, well, you're not learning it assembly. And then eventually someone's like, you need to do everything on punch cards or you're not a real program I just don't understand it. Thanks. Thanks for your input. Thanks a lot

Yeah, but more often than not in life you just trend more like all right. Thanks. Thank you Thanks, don't miss you don't got to listen to all me. I even got a response to it like oh, yeah Well, thank you. Thanks for letting me know Thanks for let thanks for Thanks for letting me know. Thanks for letting me know that the dick show is not as good as the biggest problem in the universe. Thanks. Oh, yeah, you can criticize the dick show.

If you wanted to do this, like a line of logic, you can say, well, it's not live. So watch the latest life. Never mind. All right. Don't fuck yourself. Thank you for the theme. We all love you.

Thank you for all the music. Get out of here. And your birds. They just have to win. Hizen Cruise. Let's have a bird's den. How all love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. You get out of here and you're burnt. Thank you. It just has to one. Hazen cruise. Let's have a person cruise. How can I catch? What makes you rage?

What makes you rage, man? Overdued invoices. Uh-huh. Oh, my, oh, good at it. Oh, boy. Good at it here. No, no, no, no. What?

I don't know why everybody's clapping. Do we all know somebody who does that or? I do. I don't pay invoices on time. I'm sorry. I'm gonna get a monitor. You got to price that in. I told't pay invoices on time. I'm sorry. You got a monitor. You got to price that in. I told, how's the cruise DM me and he was like,

how do I get him to pay his invoice? I was like, don't take it too seriously. Just send him a message for a few weeks. He'll get around to it. Yeah, sorry. You know, he's good for it. Sorry, he always does. I was just giving him shit.

Nice. Get the hell out of here, huh? Happy 100th, buddy. Thanks. Thanks, man. All right, so my mom's gonna call in? Tell her to call in. What's she gonna, is she gonna embarrass herself?

She's gonna say congratulations. I was gonna say about the YouTube videos. I think the future is just putting a disclaimer like South Park does at the beginning of every episode. What is that? Well, you know, you just say, everything in here is bullshit. Don't take any of it seriously.

And then just do whatever you're going to do. And then, you know, no one's going to comment after that, right? Oh, oh, oh, oh. All right. Here's my mom. Hi, mom, you're on the show. You're on. Oh boy. What's with the giga, I'm already. Hello. Hi, son. Hi. I just wanted to say happy 100th episode. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Is this a character? Hey, what no, this is my actual my mom. Hey, mom, what do you think of a guy who doesn't go into a lap dance with his girlfriend that she gets?

She lets her he lets her do it by herself. Do you think that's a little weird? Yes, very much so weird. Yeah, very much so. You just wanted to wish you happy when under that episode as well. Oh, thank you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, here. Hey, Mom. Hey, Mom, something weird happened to me last night. Wait, wait till she gets a hug. I'm sure, no, of course. I don't think she's coming back. Mom, are you there? I'd love to wait. Mom.

Oh, thanks for using my name, man. She won't come back on until you're 200, 200. No, get her back on. Get her back on. Get her back on. Okay, hold on, let me try. No one's even listening to this anyway. They're now going to have a fight for five minutes.

Okay, I'm sorry. She's waiting until you're 200th episode. No, get her back. I'm going to call her. I know we're fucking foam them. Put her back on. Her persistence does not work with mom. Oh, I think it does. Hold on. All right.

God dammit. Damn, Stonewalled by mom. Yeah. Finally finally someone more stubborn than you. Hello. Hi mom Yeah, hey, I just wanted you to do could you do the mathematics impression real quick remember the first time you saw a video of him? Only what? Oh God dammit. I want to hear that. It's their house. God damn it. It's great. It's hilarious. I don't know why she answered the phone. Her new god damn will want to be on. She wants to be on the show. She's just in beer. 100th episode cliffing. Yeah. And her and my sister cooked up this cockamama me She is not coming to the phone get her you get her the fuck on phone. What do you mean she's not coming to the phone?

No, she said she will babysit for me anymore. I make her get on the phone. Oh That's the big guns. I'm gonna introduce your kids to meth if you don't get her on the phone. Get her on the fucking phone. I'll turn them gay. And apparently one of them gave Uncle Dick the clap of the clap. Get her on the phone. Mom, one last request from? Yeah, oops.

He says Christ. One one last request from yeah Jesus Christ She wants to know why you want her to talk on the phone There's someone's got special needs The shows the shows over I want to talk to her about she has expertise in special needs. Yeah, the shows over I I want to talk to her about this expertise in special needs. Yeah, the show's over I just want to talk to her about appearance What I just want to talk to her the show's over. We're not recording anymore. This is me son. Oh, hi mom. Hey, how's it going? Hey? Do you remember do you remember the first time you saw a Maddox video? No, I really don't remember that you don't remember with his like sunken eyes

No, I don't remember that. Oh god. I really don't remember that. You don't remember with his like, sunken eyes? No, I don't remember that. Oh, God, didn't. I truly don't. It gets so long. Yeah. All right. I remember your impression. I thought it was funny.

I told everyone it was funny. Oh, my gosh. You probably have a better memory. Well, yeah. How'd you show go and we create oh good yeah good what you were on for a long time

i know we're going to be all these people with all these people on the wanted to talk about stupid bullshit to pissed them off you know i yeah yeah yeah yeah it was fun it was fun it was fun but it went on to long oh yeah do you listen to the show? I can live sometimes when your dad has it on okay, so no No, not all the time. Yeah, not all the time. Oh, I can't believe I can't believe you don't remember

Maddox at all I Remember him, but I don't remember imitating him. Oh, like you're, oh, boys. No, I don't remember that. Talking about him being on the spectrum and stuff like that. No, I don't remember that. No, I don't remember that. Oh, sorry.

Do you want to ask her anything? Oh, she can't hear it through the phone. Well, I guess. Yeah, I mean, I just want to know like, why don't you start to do the impression maybe she can join in? I did. That was my start. Well, what was it? It was like, oh, yeah. You don't remember that, mom?

I don't, I'm sorry. Could you try it right now? Just like, ooh, that is cool. I'll talk to you later. Oh, okay. Bye. All right, everybody. That's the, that's the show.

Oh my God. Happy one hundred. Happy one hundred. Oh, here all live. We're all hung over and dying. God bless us. We are all, we're all friends.

It's weird. Yes. It's weird. Everyone I'm in the room with. That's an honor. Thank weird, yes. I was always weird. Everyone I'm in the room with. It's an honor. Thank you, Sean. Thank you, Dick. You're in a show with me for four years.

Yeah, and you're, thank you. Thank you. It's a blast. It's a blast. It's the highlight of my week. And me too. I remember, I'll tell you, just one little thing. Okay.

I remember, do you remember, this was probably, I don tell you, just one little thing. Okay. I remember, do you remember this was probably, I don't know, 10, 12 years ago, we were all sitting around at Casavega in, I don't know the place, great cheeseburgers. Yeah, the Mexican restaurant in the valley. It's like on Ventura. And you're sitting around with my uncle who's no longer with us.

And a couple of, yeah, a couple of other girls. And we kind of went around the table and he, my uncle was asking us, he goes, you know, how do you feel about fame? Do you want to be famous? Do you want to love? And you said something to the effect of, you said, yeah, it's like, it's all I want. And, but you said something else, which is, you know, it's a funny answer, but you said, and everyone's coming with me.

And I never forgot that because it's like, and it's so funny because everybody on our own little, you know, a little way, I'm not saying, I'm not saying I'm famous or it, but it's, you just kind of brought everybody along. Rock it man, and it's a lot of fun. We have to. It's a lot of fun.

Yeah, all these characters are real people who you've just in one way or another Manipulated and a coming on the show whether they want to or not. Yeah, I do. I do do that. Yeah, but it's great It's great. I'm prime thrilled to be a part of it. Well, thank you for doing it. Of course my pleasure. Bullshit What's that tolerating all the bullshit? It's easily tolerable. You can work on the technical issues though, I think a little bit. That's what the heck. Maybe. Just delete a stream, add a stream,

in the years. Here we go. Have that knocked out by now. Thank you, Page, for coming in. Thank you. I'm so grateful to you for so many things. Thank you. Ah, Stereo's.

I'm sorry that I got you sued and cost you all your Patreon money pretty much. Like you're a net negative in this knowing me. I'm sorry about that. I know that it's true. No comment. But no, this is the most... This show, I always tell people this, like in one year, I had a billboard chart of album.

I fought a stranger. And now I'm involved in this big thing and it's like, it's nonstop adventures being part of this show. And otherwise my life would be boring. And instead of drinking, I would just be smoking pot in LA. I'd just be getting high in my shitty North Hollywood apartment doing nothing. This show is great. Thank you for being a part of it.

Thanks for having me. Always being crazier than you thought possible, I think. Yeah. Coach, I don't know, man. You should come on more. Yep. You should support it as much as everyone else here. Yeah, I feel bad about that. Yeah, sometimes just like a Johnny cum lately.

Yeah, I saw the, I saw the, the Patreon going up up and I'm like I gotta get a piece of that You'd be like housing crews. I mean invoice. I don't pay You paid mine When was more though All right, this is he got his pound of flesh This is no you by hard men working hard. These are the guys responsible for the Diction Well, thanks everybody go to the dickshow.com dick.show patreon.com are the guys responsible for the Dixie album. Thanks everybody go to Dixie.com, dick.show patreon.com slash the Dixie show, see you next Tuesday.

Hey dick hard men working hard here. You know, we've had a lot of fun listening to the Dixie show. Maybe too much fun. Maybe that's what's missing from the show. You see, it's too much fun and peace and love and understanding. When what we really need is to give, go fuck yourself for chance. So from all of us decades to both you and Sean, he's very special. Fuck yourself, go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself Go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself

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Massey! Oh, I was gonna tell my mom. I'm gonna pick this. What are you doing, Max? I'm just a ditching the road. Were you gonna tell my mom about that threesome shit? There's so many kids. I was gonna phrase it in a different way. I was gonna say, a stripper offer to have a threesome of you last night, and I didn't.

Am I a huge pussy? I'm not gonna nark on you. Why is that a nark? You narked on him to 100,000 less than me. In the end, yeah. is that a Nark? You Narked on him to 100,000 Lister. Immediately. Yeah. How about a Nark? Well, then maybe you shouldn't bring him

the fact that I wanted to. To be a fucking sash. Ha ha ha. I'm here to freeze some sound. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb. Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.

How could you not do that? That girl was real hot. Yeah. Okay, do not do that That girl was real hot man That was hot that was lacy wasn't oh my god. There's a ton of presents. Fuck I'm getting text reminders Where's that knife coach? I gave it to you you were just playing with the knife. Yeah, you asked for it. Someone I would get I didn't put it back there, bro I didn't put it back there bro Did your dad get bumped?

Oh yeah Sorry dick's dad Oh whoops I'm alright Who you in text from? Someone watching upstairs? We're keeping an eye on the chat All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. This is Tiktok Sean and the rest of Tiktok Sean. Congratulations on 100 episodes.

I posted on Facebook a while back about making new videos. I'm going to be doing a lot of things. This is Tzik Sean and the rest of Tzik Sean mob. Congratulations on 100 episodes. I posted on Facebook a while back about making you and Sean cars to celebrate your century. I decided to make something different though. This is a good challenge. I've only ever made cars to trust you. It made you a motorbike and I spoke about wanting to buy every year but never do.

Sean, I had big plans to make you an epic set of cans, but after I made the mount, I figured you might like to hang. Get fucked. Ha ha ha ha ha. I don't know when I said that. Cheers made Mike. Never said those words. Let me see.

Oh, all right, all right. Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim. Tim Tam. Tim Tam. Tim Tam. Tim Tam. Tim Tam, Tim, Tim, Tim. Tim-tams! Ooh, Tim-tams! They're the best cookies! Tim-tams, there we go. Here we go, this is from Michael.

Wow. It's like, it's almost like three people in the room knew exactly what they were, and two people have never heard of them. I'm intrigued. You know a good snack when you see it. Thank you, Michael, for the snacks. Let's see here.

Christ, this thing is heaviest for the fuck. Boy. Oh, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. This fucking Tim Tam's a good one. Yeah, he's an alright one. Goodness gracious. What the hell is going on here? Cans?

Some kind of a nestle thing? I don't know. Milo. It's made of Milo. Oh, it's a can of Milo for that guy you like. Oh Milo. Yeah, yeah. The very funny conservative, uh,

What the hell's Milo? No comment. It's the hundredth anniversary. Oh, I think he made you these cans Meiji these that's cool. That's cool. Oh That's heavy as fuck looks like One floor the coop is nice. Oh wow. Yeah, it's like a fucking weight. It's like for him to fucking to get shredded. Yeah Work his neck out. Oh, he's a cool. You know, I know some pretty good neck working.

Oh, shit. Oh, wow, all right. That's so cool. All right, all right. So this is the stand for your headphones. Check it out. Nice. So it says, it says Sean on it.

And then you probably that that's That's crazy man look. I'm just gonna put it for the camera. Look at that guitar That is cool. That's fucking cool man. It's a strat You can tell you can tell at least by the headstock you can tell cuz of the pixels That's cool so wait, so we're like okay. It's going like this. Oh Oh, shit. You got so much shit. Wow. You know, that's gotta go. You guys get the bus. That's so cool, dude. Thank you. Thank you. What's that? Oh? What's that coach off the charts? I'm not getting I think I probably just hit something

I think I probably just hit something. Uh, dick rides, dick rides right there. Yeah. That's the stand. Presumably, uh, Vegemite. That's that salty Australian pan. Super star, right. Super good. Oh boy, look at this motherfucker.

Oh, cool. Oh, cool. Wow, dope, dude. Oh, man nice chopper Those ball bearings. Yeah, they're giant bearings aren't they? Wow that shit. Yeah Wow, it turns and the wheels turn the head the handles turn that is fucking cool It's like people are sending you pieces of art now. Yeah, this is really cool. This is incredible That's cool piece you get stuff like this. I is really cool. This is incredible. That's cool. Piece of you get stuff like this?

I don't have a PO box. Might have to open one. That's one excuse. Wait, did you just try to be on the good deal? Are you serious? Jesus Christ. Oh, don't, man.

Thank you, Michael. That's cool. That's cool. All right. See you next Tuesday, everybody. Look at this thing. Happy hundreds, buddy. Happy one. Fucking made it somehow.

I know by hook up by crook. Yeah. Good job. I didn't even get to all the stuff I wanted to talk about today. I think what? I probably do like a bonus where you listen to voicemails and shit like Yeah, hundreds part two. Yeah.

All right. That's it. Yeah, well, we're done. Come on. Let's go. Let's all go to the city of adventure. Thanks everybody. Thank you.