The Dick Show
The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' The Dick Show. Get some.
526 episodes transcribedEpisode 523 - Dick on Bad Bananas
Episode Date: September 7, 2026A Green Lantern's mom lectures an alien about racism, the Lindsay Clancy verdict, torta vs. taser, the Wheel of Fortune pedophile, cops shoot a baby d...
Episode 522 - Dick on Cuck Theft Auto
Episode Date: August 31, 2026Grand Theft Auto releases some dress shopping previews, three men on the Lindsay Clancy jury, permanent jewelry, Milo is deported, racist Halloween co...
Episode 521 - Dick on Drowning
Episode Date: August 23, 2026Fat b***h quantum entanglement, Postpartum depression, a special breakfast, Chungus Man and the Masters of Reddit, washing feet at Dunkin Donuts, some...
Episode 520 - Dick on Male to Fester
Episode Date: August 16, 2026Being fat with dinosaurs, AOC freezes her eggs, a Mexican woman sits on a car and disfigures it, 911 AI trials, China eliminates divorce, the female O...
Episode 519 - Dick on I, Burrito
Episode Date: August 10, 2026The War on Burritos, not enough workers for my factory, the WNBA finally gets interesting, pooping in the pool, chimps at the zoo get low income housi...
Episode 518 - Dick on The Women's Professional Baseball League
Episode Date: August 2, 2026Morrocans invade Spain, defensive testicle architecture, Olympics tickets, ruining the Happy Birthday Song, the end of the Biggest Problem in the Univ...
Episode 517 - Dick on the Mexican MMORPG
Episode Date: July 20, 2026A fat woman requires an airlift, strange flashbacks in the Odyssey, a woman's reaction to responsibility, new broadcast rules for female athletes, fre...
Episode 516 - Dick on The Sandwich Thief
Episode Date: July 13, 2026A man steals a sandwich, I get a coloring book, Lindsey Graham dies, my hose breaks my house, annoying sayings, and a comedy festival for geriatrics;...
Episode 515 - Dick on Fargonauts
Episode Date: July 6, 2026Four women end Western Civilization, a fight with my dad over the air conditioner, the end of The Biggest Problem in the Universe--again, and a new We...
Episode 514 - Dick on the Torta Takeover
Episode Date: June 29, 2026A fat woman steals a trashcan, Communists take over NYC, drive-by Ozempic shootings, and dating your "best friend"; all that and more this week on The...
Episode 513 - Dick on the Food Pyramid
Episode Date: June 22, 2026A very scary hike, bears in the wild, "Welcome to America", Trump wakes up from his coma, pedos and surrogates, the ADL goes after "goyslop", and a wo...
Episode 512 - Dick on Two Half-Decades
Episode Date: June 8, 2026Spencer Pratt is robbed, sending piss bottles through the mail, a robot fights a child, no more cigarettes, a man in cargo shorts melts down, Sikhs ci...
Episode 511 - Dick on Imaginary Corporal Punishment
Episode Date: June 1, 2026Hasan is going to prison, America's crappy 250th birthday, two moving trucks crash in the same spot, clocks, I can't remember the rest right now.
Episode 510 - Dick on the Ice Cream Song
Episode Date: May 25, 2026A man goes camping with two fat women, Homelander is killed, new types of maxxing, the ice cream man song is racist, billionaires advice on *** wiping...
Episode 509 - Dick on Bad Guy Summer
Episode Date: May 18, 2026TV bad guys save the world, vending machines vs. future astronauts, trick bath bombs, LA cancels BBQs, homeless police, sports addiction and women's M...
Episode 508 - Dick on Quitting Social Media
Episode Date: May 11, 2026The Quartering quits Twitter, Spencer Pratt for mayor, the first Black transgender quadriplegic fashion model speaks out on oppression, the remains of...
Episode 507 - Dick on SUPERKILLERs
Episode Date: May 4, 2026Ray Ray is Happy is in studio painting a picture and shilling for SUPERKILLERs, I discover where all my poop has been going, the black belt of the yea...
Episode 506 - Dick on One Thing in Common
Episode Date: April 20, 2026Single Mom Weekend, my dad says the guy wasn't retarded, Fat Leia at Disneyland, transing Malcolm in the Middle, an ancient Chinese man, Nazi search t...
Episode 505 - Dick on Monkey Noises
Episode Date: April 12, 2026Going to the zoo, what if women ran the Internet, the Quartering flags the world, a fat woman destroys a wagon, I am racially profiled by Chinese buil...
