The Dick Show - Episode 101 - Dick on Supreme Gentlemen

Episode Date: May 8, 2018

Boomer humor and their legacy of spilled popcorn, "The Diary of a Supreme Gentleman" by Mumkey Jones, The Cassandra Bias--AKA why everyone thinks they're smarter than people smarter than them, Asterios gets kicked out of a bar, Madcucks vs Maddox, Thanos the Incel, killing yourself in Greenland, "Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting" and other gigantic letdowns, Tony from Hack the Movies and his rushed beejays, the Intervention of Asterios Kokkinos, incompetent tech judges, the five word challenge, internment camps, and why all my selfies are ugly; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Congratulations, I present to you. That's what I should have done for episode 100. Ashtereas would have found some way to ruin it though. Oh God. Alright, here we go. Oh. Yeah! Yeah! Ah!

Welcome to Dick! You want to dig, you need to dig, you love to dig. You got it, it's the show where everything is a contest coming to you live from a concrete bunker in the mountain, the side of a mountain deep in the heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, Dick Masterson. Hey, the $20 million man with me is always is Sean the audio engineer. Hello, dick. Hey, what's up, buddy?

That was my most radioe intro. Yeah, that was that was solid. That was that was not like butter smooth. I don't know. It was it smooth like you've done it a hundred times. Yes, it was like I'd done it a hundred times. I didn't even have to think about the words that were going into it. No, it was automatic.

Bam, boom, done like an assembly line. Like when you watch those how it's made and they slowed, you're watching a machine wrap bubble gum and you're like, I could wrap this fucking bubble. What does this machine, that's not very the thing that just says, hey, now we're gonna show this at regular speed and it's like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr faster than I can conceive. I want to say John Henry, do that shit. Yeah, fuck you, John Henry. That's what that intro was. It's speed it up.

Broom. Hey, all right. How's everybody doing? We're back for episode 101. I'm still shook up from the, um, from the last episode. Yeah. Very, which we talked about in the bonus episode

that just went up today, bonus episode 24. We did. Dick on how to get laid in high school. We laid into a stereo. It was pretty hard, I think. The internet laid into him pretty hard. Well, that's a reddit.

Online behavior is a very quickly corrected or quickly called out. Well, that's better than being. Not corrected, but definitely called out. And you gotta listen, you gotta listen. People are telling you what to do. Everybody always, you know, the world isn't out. The world is not out to con you.

People are out to con you. Sure. One person, that motherfucker is out to con you. But the whole world is not out to con you. Yeah, there's a consensus. Yeah. When everybody has the same data, you get a fucking wise up.

Yeah, that's a good advice. That's good mindset. The mob is always, if the mob has the facts, and this is backed by science, I think, if the mob has the facts, correctly, much better decision-makers than no person on their own. And more quickly. And faster. Yes. But you got to make sure that they have the right info. And it's propagating at at the at the right speed right Yeah, we talked about in the bonus episode a stereosis intervention, which I'm very excited about

So this is gonna happen. It's gonna. It's 100% well. I want I make it happen kind of has to I think it I think it's needed quite frankly Peach is down. Yeah for it very very simple, you know, you know, the concept of an intervention. I do. Everybody gets together and they air their, their grievances. Right. So they basically chew you out. Yeah, all the things that you try to make you cry, that you've done wrong. Yeah, they lay into you really hard.

Yeah. And then you have to sit there and not say anything. That's what they want you to do. What? Yeah, they want the person to just sit there and take it. So we're gonna try to do that. I think it would be fun. Asterios.

Yeah, it's intervention. I mean, how could you not think it's fun? It would be fantastic, right? Yeah. And the winner takes all. So asterios can sit and listen to people, to the select group of people call in and tell and air their grievances, you know.

People who had an issue, people who have been wronged by stereos. And if he responds in any way, and if he vocalizes anything, that person wins the prize. So if his stereos can make it through? Yeah. The whole thing. Without going like, that's instant disqualification. Okay.

Instant disqualification. Tough. You can write, he can write things. He can. Yeah. Maybe Sriracha can be there to read what he's written. Or she could, or she could backstab him. You know, we don't know.

Oh boy. So it's anything can happen, Sean. During an intervention, that's what I know from watching A&E's intervention. Anything could happen. These people could just walk out at any moment. Any moment, anybody could start doing drugs at any time. Yes.

In the intervention. But we've got to have it, because this serious is out of control. We've got it. It's because we love him. I got it's because we love him. I know it is because we love him. Yeah. He's got, I told him after the show, he texted me after, you want me to read some of the comments that people are saying about it? Absolutely. I do. Manifero, Stereo says his funny is a mass grave. Oh boy. That's it. God, I'm gonna steal that and use it at work. That is a fucking

great line. I gotta sit with that one for a minute. Oh, you know, modern family is a funny show. Yeah, it's just funny is a mass grave. Can we go back to work? I don't want to pretend to be your friend or wife. Damn, that is a good line. R-E-D-Y says, Estarios has Asperger. Also, his voice is like a brain chain saw. Oh, boy. Um, uh, Dearest Arios, as Huey Lewis told Marty McFly,

I'm afraid you're just too darn loud. Hmm. Estarios is a gay. That was an, oh, I don't know. That's, of course, that's not true. We know that's not true. Not that there's anything wrong with that. So we're gonna have, I forgot where I left off.

We're gonna have an intervention. I told him, Asterios sent me a text apologizing for, you know, screaming, for the episode 100. I said, yeah, you know, what I do is, if I'm gonna drink or do anything on the show, I start when the show starts, right? Not before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you lose that ability, like you, you, let's, like I said before, you can't, if you show up somewhere and people are already drinking, you can never catch up to them. So if you're with them,

if you have an audience and you're going to drink with them, you can't start drunk because then they join you, like they don't have a choice, they can never catch up to you. But if they can witness the transformation, then I think somehow it's more palatable. Or just don't fucking do it, right? No, you're not, you're not, you're right about when to start.

Yeah, you gotta start it, go. Yeah, like the Indy 500, those guys all drink and drive, but they don't drink before the race. Yeah, they drink it in the car. Yeah, that's what you think. They make so many pit stops. Yeah, those tires are fine. Tires are fine, you know.

How many times do you have to change your tires like once a year, they're changing their tires every 100 laps, please give me a break. We know it's real. We can't change in tires once a year. How often do you change them? Well, they should tires should go for, you know, tens of thousands of miles.

Like how many miles you drive in a year? I mean, there's some tires go 40, 50,000 miles. You're right. If they're rotated properly. That's right, many, many years, I'm sorry. I made a mistake. Oh, okay. Road rage Dallas. I just ground that whole little bit just screeching hells by pointing out a fact. Yeah.

Road rage Dallas is going ahead. Sorry. Take those Dallas. I hope Stereos is into it. I think he deserves it though. Like I think he knows he deserves it. And then imagine that. We have people call in and do the intervention, and if he cracks, they win his invoice. And if stereo's can make it the whole way through, if he can make it the whole way through without saying anything, which is my maybe impossible.

You know what? I mean, I think he can do it. I think you could do it. I think he can do it. I think I could do it. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. There's only one way to find out.

It's a very excited about it. Road rage, Dallas is gonna be in May. I don't know yet. We've got a venue, June, sorry, June. We've got a venue I'm waiting to, I'm waiting till we have the tickets, but they should be on sale this week. Do we know that?

It doesus Dallas. Diga was asking about a couple of different dates or weekends for me. So it's not nailed down yet. Not nailed down yet. Okay, but it should be on sale this week and I'll tweeted it. I'm with Dick now.

I'll put it on Patreon first, obviously, but I'll tweet. I'm blocked out of Facebook because I posted a screenshot of Maddox telling a dickhead that they were going to call child protective services on their kids because the guy sent him a mean or the woman sent him a mean tweet. Or so this guy, this just happened.

This just happened last week. A guy sends Maddox like a normal shit was like, hey, fuck you. So Maddox writes this insane response to him. He takes, he goes on the guy's, on the woman's Facebook profile, takes a family picture of their child and puts a little speech bubble on it. Do you want me to just read it? Yeah. It's weird.

It's fucking weird, man. It's so much energy. He says, like, oh, that's a, like, oh, does your little princess know what a foul mouth to something your mommy is? It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? People's sweet little princess, dude. And then he went on to say that he was gonna call child protective services.

Like, is that because of a, does your employer know that you're harassing people online? It's like, dude, you are, that's insane. You are doing more to attract, like, mean tweets and comments than anybody could ever do just by reacting like such a fucking weirdo to everything. Just immediately I'm going to go after, I'm going to go after those closest to you and

go after your job. But not really, just threaten it. Like there's nothing, there's nothing more pathetic in life than making a threat you can't back up. Oh yeah, because you're completely impudent. It's like, what do you say? Like Maddox has become scrappy do. You send in like,

A, your podcast is failing and you fucked up your last book sucked. He's like, oh yeah, oh yeah, let me add him. Let me add him. Like it's like fucking scrappy do now. Oh yeah. I'll get my uncle, I'll get my uncle wreck on this. Is that how scrappy do you sound it?

What, I've blocked out scrappy do. Nick did a live stream on it. Maybe he's around, I think he'd tell us to. Anyway, Dick does Dallas. We're doing road rage in June. The Pistpuck Austin, Austin, fuck Austin. Fuck that whole town. Fuck those, Austin, Fuck Austin, Fuck that whole town. Yeah. Fuck those, Fuck those entitled Pricks,

those popular Pricks with their ultra progressive bullshit. It's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the Williamsburg of the, of the South. Oh, those fucking assholes that wouldn't give us a venue to save our lives, those fucking jerks, fuck them. We're never going there.

Never going Austin, fuck Austin. No offense, Jamie. I'm going to Israel next week. We don't want to hear about that anyway. I've got more stereo stuff, but I'm just getting to what it makes me rage. We talked about Tim Pool on the bonus episode two. Tim Pool is going to take a second look at all the lawsuit stuff.

Yeah, yeah. Miracle, never seen a guy change his tune like that, but. Right. What can I say? He listens to valid argument. See, that's a guy who saw the consensus. Yeah, and there must be something to this. Must be something to this.

Yep. Not this many people, 50,000, 50 million Elvis fans cannot be wrong. Right. Yeah. Here's what makes me raise this. We get a bunch of them. The. Here's what makes me raise this. We get a bunch of them. The next door app.

Are you on this? No, no, I know about it though. Are you on this app? No, I am not. It's your thing. I'm on this app. It turns out, just give it a shot. Because it turns out that there's something worse than just social media and it's the social

media of your neighbors. Yes. Because they are, they're the weirdest, dumbest. It is a strange hybrid of internet anonymity and ultra-vigilance, like the ultra-vigilance of a pure fascist society where you've got this guy, I loaded up a few days ago and this guy has a two three page, uh, uh, polimic about a local realtor about how he's like a racist and a xenophob and, and a, and a child molester like he's throwing every single over the top insane accusation that he can't at this guy, he ends it with proof of why this guy.

He's a ableist. He's a he hates, he's like, he's prejudiced against the disabled. He's trying to make life harder for the disabled, this callous realtor in our area that we need to band together and lynch and drag around our city like hectic like it's this you think you're trying to gather an army to storm to kill Frankenstein's monster in this pose. He's fucking proof his coup d'egra in this hate filled post that he makes is a is a picture of like some fucking realtor putting up open house signs on a sidewalk.

On a sidewalk. This is what he's the guy the guy went the guy's walking down the sidewalk. Seize an open house sign and loses his fucking mind. Loses is mine. We don't need, we don't need Trump or Korea or me two movements or leaning in or any of this shit to get outraged To get needlessly outraged. It is an open house sign sitting on a sidewalk. People really are just looking for reasons to be pissed off. They're just fucking deranged. It is the one and that guy that's that one guy in every neighborhood that makes up the internet. And it's never more clear than when you're on, than when you're on the next door app, looking at these complete psychopaths, sending in pictures. I saw one where a guy's at the community pool taking pictures of kids. This guy's at the community pool taking pictures of

Children in the hot tub already not okay Complaining about how they're playing loud music and fucking around with the pool chairs You know, it's fun to throw pool chairs in the pool. Yeah, you could have of course you could go have a seat down at the bottom Oh, yeah, we've yeah, there's yeah, I've thrown chairs into community pools before. That's cool. Whole lounge chairs, not just the chairs that sit around the table, the entire lounge chairs. It's fantastic. It's fun.

It's fun. You're making your own absurdist, daddest art. That's right. That's what it is. You get to be myself do shop for a moment by throwing, throw them all in there, stack, see if you can crown the top like you're taking a big shit of lawn chairs into the pool. Yeah, and break the surface, break the surface.

Right. This guy's, he's like, everybody thinks they're a private investigator. Yeah. Like everybody wants to be a double agent during the Cold War. They're like, posting about next door, hey, these children are having too much. What should we do about this? Are there any comments or backup to this wacko? Yes.

So people are like, That's the worst thing. So are people like, yeah, this guy, do they have direct experience with this guy? Does this guy have direct experience with this real? You know what the fucking worst thing is? They all, everybody just instantly believes it. Like no matter how absurd it is,

It's so outlandish, why would it be made up? It's this weird thing where people believe the first thing in here, no matter what. That's the internet. Yeah, oh, that's one of my biggest problems with the internet in general. Realtors or races? Yep, I believe it.

Yeah, why wouldn't he be? What the fuck is wrong with you? This is obviously a crazy person. Um, sure seems that way. That's a, it really, is it your neighborhood? This is my neighborhood. Yeah. I see the realtor chime in like,

hey, just want everybody to know, I don't know what the hell this guys do. I had an open house sign up. I can, as you can see, it was, it was at the end of the sidewalk too. And that's what set the guy off. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. These are the crazy people, the sidewalk too and that's what set the guy off. Yeah. Oh Jesus These are the crazy people. These are the people that live right next door to you. Yeah, these lunatics. Yeah

All right, let's see what else I got here. I got Family size trisket's Yeah, can I take the family size off the box? So you don't feel so bad demolishing an entire box I don't feel like a big fucking fat. So I feel like a comedian's probably already had a standup on that, though. Maybe, but they're not that, it's not like they're double the size of the regular box. No, that's the thing.

That's the thing. Because I have eaten family size boxes of triskits more or less in a single sitting. And you, because the black, pepper and olive oil triskets are fucking delicious. The best thing in the world. When you get halfway through a family size box, and you see that giant red family size, staring back at you,

I know, I would rather have a bunch of hot chicks laugh at the size of my cock, than have a family size of an empty box of trisks staring me back in the face. I know what you mean. It's disgusting. There's some other food, some food packaging that does that too, where it's like, what do you mean serves like four to six?

That's, there's no way, there's two servings in this. Come on. That's a family, too. Mom and dad, or maybe just the kids, I don't know. I have found out why my mom was so reticent to call in too. Why? Apparently my dad was upstairs telling her that it was like an open phone line situation and that she was going to get railroaded by mysterious calls.

Because my dad's up there smoking weed with the stereos, getting all these bizarre paranoid thoughts in his mind. So that's why she wanted to hop off so quickly. Really? Yeah, I went up there after the show. Oh, man. And 80s girl told me that Padre tapped into an edible's box. He did. Yeah, he walked up to her and goes,

Hey, who's edible to these? She goes, well, they're mine. Yeah. Are there, you know, there are ours. And he goes, Hey, who's edible to these? She goes, well, they're mine. Yeah. Are there, you know, they're ours. And he was, Oh, okay, I ate a fourth of them. He ate the amount that knocked me into a coma. Yeah, yeah, on New Year's day. Yeah. Remember that story I told he pops one and just keeps trucking like it's nothing. Yeah. He's out, he's outside sabotaging the Collins. Yeah, something tells me he's had some experience

with those before. Yeah, me too. Yeah. A lot more coming to light. Yeah. Okay, here's the interesting thing I read. It's called the Cassandra bias. You're a herd of, I have not.

Cassandra bias? No. It's the idea that people cannot recognize adequate expertise that is superior to their own. Very interesting. Yeah. And that in fact, if someone exhibits skills or expertise that are higher than someone's, if some other party is judging them for it, they will think that they're worse at it.

They will look at what they're doing and say, actually, this person is less competent. Really? That's a really interesting part. Yeah, that was the most interesting, because think about it. Let me read this stats first. Let's see.

Participants take tests and logical reasoning, number reasoning, financial literacy or chess expertise. Then they're asked to assess the performances of other people chosen to represent gross incompetence to every respondence. They're good at judging poor performers overestimating the performance of the worst performers by about 15%. However, they underestimated the top two performers that they see by almost twice that much 30%. The very top performer in each study is judged to be operating at an IQ of 104, when in fact that person operates at a skill level of 134, let me see if I can

find the meat of this. Participants chose the person. I clipped out a good part, but I guess I didn't clip it well enough. This is me being a shitty news babe. Yeah. Of the time, was it correct? They correctly identified the worst performer as the one to avoid 43% of the time. Um, I'm really stumped. I really stumped myself.

Oh, here we go. They were 60% sure they could beat the worst performing peer, but 70% sure they could beat the peer who aced the quiz. So people, wow, yeah, summarizing it. So that's really, they were more sure that they could beat the best than beat the worst right Wow So they look at so they looked at people who were taking this performance Experiment test or whatever and saw that they identified the people who did shitty Yeah, and they said I know I could do better than this guy. Yeah, right and they and they were right probably right

They were right they 60% of the time. Yeah, right? And they were right. They were right. They were right. 60% of the time. Yeah, they were right. But when they saw the people who could do better than them, they said, I'm doubly sure I could beat this asshole. Completely, completely wrong. And what do they do? Right.

Is there a like a hypothesis for what they contribute that to? No, but I'll give you my Bill Guy one. Ego thing. Well, think about it. Like if you, if you do things your way and you see somebody doing, and you, like if you're, if you're, if you're so good at something, right, if you're as good as you are at something and you see somebody kind of doing some things that you're doing, you say, okay, that guy's worse than me because I could see, I could see where he could get to where I'm at.

Like, I could see how to change his like mine. But then you see people doing better than you and you think, well, that's unfixable. Because right, because you haven't gotten there. So you look at what they do and say, like, well, that's just nice. I don't identify with it at all. So it must be totally backwards.

But here's the thing though, but the people who are doing better than you, chances are they are probably doing some of the things that you're doing. You can't necessarily say that they're doing none of the things that you're doing. Maybe you haven't filled in the gaps. I mean, I agree with you,

but it makes sense that they would think they're much better than people who are better than them. And I started looking for, because we were talking about job interviews, where how they're like a huge waste of time and ask you a bunch of stupid questions and like the hiring effectiveness of hiring managers is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is other part of business. Like, oh, we're successful, about 30% of the time. I get the hell out of here. Then what is it better than random?

You know what I mean? And this is certainly if you're trying to interview somebody who's better than you, you're gonna think they're shitty. Yeah, right? So everybody who's always complaining about being so much smarter than their boss, this is why. Well, that's because what you're doing to them looks backwards and wrong and dumb.

So if they have to pick, if somebody's got to pick in your life, the person who's best suited for a job, they're going to pick somebody who's worse than them and not the people who are better than them. Yeah, this makes sense and that's always driven me crazy when, because everybody's smarter than their boss. It's like, no, you fucking aren't, because you don't relate to what it took. You have never built a business.

Like especially, you build a business from scratch, those people have, because I've seen businesses built from scratch. And I see that in, for the big successful ones, nobody has worked harder than the boss. Well, this is saying that you might be. It's just that you might fucking be. You might be smarter than you boss, right?

Well, that's, well, that's explained, but you're not like those are, they're saying that, I mean, like in a skills trade, I'm saying, like in a skills, in a skills-based job'm saying, like in a skills based job, like not if it's not business building, if it's like administration, technical engineering, stuff like that, maybe even labor.

Like if you're just saying it's the people, but they can't identify people who are better than them. The boss can't. The middle manager can't. They look down, they look at everybody that they have purview over. And the way they see, the way the brain sees things according to this study is everybody who's worse than them, they can tell, they can tell how much worse you are than them,

but everybody who's better, they think they're even worse. Yeah, so if there's somebody below, I see your changing perspective, yeah, from the management down. So if you're better than your manager, your middle manager, you're fucked according to this because they think you're an idiot, right? Could be. Yeah, odd study.

Yeah, interesting study. It's an interesting study too. Oh, that stuff explains a lot. I love the Dunning Kruger effect. This kind of shit too, you know. It's an interesting study on how everything stays so mediocre. Yeah, I think. Yeah, because it's not only that mediocre people put other mediocre people in power,

it's that they're putting progressively worse and dumber people in power, right? Like the progression to the great average minus. Yeah, like it's a diminishing return of mediocrity at every level of decision making, because you're up there going, well, you know, I'm right in the middle, I'm Joe Average. Let me see who's gonna succeed me. I should probably pick someone better than me,

but dammit, wouldn't you know, there's no one, all these applicants, none of them are smarter than me. Yeah. So I better just do my best. Maybe they'll learn at the job. Let me look at all the applicants I've got here. Well, these people look like they could develop into me.

So I'll go with them. What about these guys over here? What about these guys over here that objectively test higher than you and everything? I'm looking at what they do. They look even, they look even dumber than these guys. So they're gone. There goes the top, like there goes the top half, right? It's a potential for cut them right off.

It's weird. It's, yeah, it's a weird bias. The Cassandra effect. The Cassandra bias is weird. The Cassandra bias. It's what they're calling. Interesting. I thought it was interesting too.

It is. Let's see, I'll do a little bit of stuff. Yeah, there's monkey, monkey. I'll get them on in a second. I got one more. Well, I'll do all that stuff. Yeah, there's monkey, monkey. Yeah. I'll get them on in a second. I got one more. Well, I got a bunch more. Fucking, fucking boomers are in the news again.

Yeah. I swear, I think the baby boomers legacy, I really want it to be that they were just too lazy to understand technology period. Like, I would like them to be remembered as the generation who was just too lazy to get it. You know, I want the infomercial to be their legacy. I want to, has this ever happened to you and then some fucking half-bulding idiots spilling

popcorn all over himself. Right. I really want that to be their legacy. I want our legacy to be, we got to Mars, we got sex robots, we automated everything, and they're going to say, well, how'd you guys learn this? Well, it was because our parents couldn't hold popcorn in their laps. That's why. Yeah.

Look at all of these info. That's, this is who they were. That's funny. So we went to Mars to get away from them. Yeah. This guy, this poor fuck, is going to jail for selling Windows recovery discs. Oh, really?

Yeah. And there's a bit of a small new story. He's going to jail for like 14 months or 10 months or something like that. Cause he packaged, he made the mistake of packaging a bunch of recovery software onto Windows disks so people could unfuck their computers. Like if your computer gets fucked,

you pop the disk in and it kind of downloads itself and resets up your installation. There's no piracy or anything like that involved. So he brings it to, so of course, because he's trying to do something nice, he gets popped by Microsoft and the federal justice system is now going to prison or the justice system is not going to prison for 10 months. And he says, there's a great quote in the article. He says, I don't think anybody in the courtroom understood

whatever recovery disc is that could very well be. And it's like that moment of realizing that it's worse than Dankela, like Dancula, everybody understands what a joke is. They're just being pricks about what you're allowed to joke about. Well, that was absolutely true, but then there are some people who just don't have a sense of humor. Like you said, it explains a lot too. Sure.

But certainly they can understand you don't literally mean what you're saying. You know, there's that literalism that they can admit that exists. This is sometimes I wonder. This is sometimes I wonder. This is sitting a complex piece of equipment and technology in front of a, of someone whose brain is basically

a porous cinder block. Like there's no elasticity, there's no sponge left in this fucking thing, right? This is, it's putting, it's putting someone's life, it's putting the entire country. It's putting like, you know, lady justice in front of somebody whose brain is so soaked in gin that they couldn't learn, they couldn't, they couldn't learn, they couldn't even learn a new smell. Like, it's, they're done. This is a, this is a robot at this point, this person that's a judge in this case, like

that can't, that got, that was so lazy, that has been so lazy his entire life to adapt to any new fucking technology, every idiot, like every idiot that you're just trying to talk to, every fucking boomer that you're trying to talk to and have a normal conversation about a computer. And the second you bring up even a fundamental vocabulary word, they spurg out with their fucking boomer jokes of, oh, I don't know all this computer jargon. You shut the fuck, I wanna rub their nose into it every time.

Shut the fuck up. That is called the into it every time. Shut the fuck up. That is called the English language. It's not computer jargon. That's a word. It's a fucking word. This is, don't make it, don't joke like it's my fault. This is you, you're the weird one. This isn't tech speak you idiot.

Re-fucking recuse yourself. You don't wanna learn the lingo? Re-cuse yourself from life. Yeah, cause you're not doing, you're not doing a fair job for anybody else. No, you're a bad guy now. You're looking at a case with things that you can't conceptualize

because you are so goddamn lazy like the rest of your entire fucking generation that you just figured out, it'll, just figured out, I didn't make it. So it'll just blow over. I don't have to learn about computers. It's still a, it's still a fad, still a fad. What do you mean like Yahoo? Yeah, I saw that with some of the old engineers

when pro tools and just digital recording. There were guys who just, who just stood on the train tracks with the freight train coming at them with their, with their hand up, like, eh stop, you know, it'll, it'll probably slow down before it gets to me and it's like, oh no, I'm not gonna, not gonna, don't like it, not gonna use it, blah, blah, blah,

I'm not gonna use it. Just people don't work, they don't work anymore. And they, they hold these fucking boomers. They hold so tight onto everything, like they hold so tight onto their fucking jobs, onto their cushy jobs. They all they do is make it impossible to get rid of them. You know, they team up, they condescend,

they fuck you over in the little ways. They may, well, I like my job. You know what, the company, we're all, it's like being on a Mormon Polygamy called out in the middle of the desert They send all the young men away and they just sit there reaping the benefit. Oh, I'm a I'm an established 50 year old 60 year old Middle management see this see VO CMO CTO. I'm only gonna we're making a diversity higher That's somehow equates to hiring 23 year old women

all day every day. You have to come party with me and pretend that I'm not disgusting every day because I'm a fucking boomer and a whole and everything caters to me. You wanna talk about a generation that feels entitled. No shit. Wow.

I see it firsthand. I mean, it's like, I work with a guy who feels entitled to a paycheck for showing up everything and that's it. Yeah. And they're sands. And sadly, you know, the powers that be let it fucking happen. They let it happen. Instead of going get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. You're going to get the fuck out of here. You could be replaced in a hard way. You could be replaced by two millennials, in fact, because of how much you're drawing here. Because you know, so and so.

Yeah. Because you're best buddies with so and so, because you intertwined your fucking personal life with your work. Sometimes it's just you, it's degree. He's just, sometimes they're just fucking there. And there's something that the, you know, somebody else doesn't want to deal with.

And it's like, well, he performs at a level, you know, that we expect, that we've come to. That we can work around. Exactly. It's as evil we know. It's like, hey, you morons invented that phrase to explain your own incompetence. Fuck you.

Yeah. There's some things about the boomers drive me fucking crazy. And it's whenever the boomer mob hits technology, it makes me so goddamn angry. They're attitudes every time. Like they've got this, they've got this feeling across their entire generation that everything is perspective based.

Well, my thoughts of it are like this. Like, no, there's a correct answer. There's a correct answer here, Mr. Boomer. And you need to take yours and shove it. See, I know that you lived in a world where you could bullshit through anything, but that's gone. That's dead. Now we've got real things with real consequences that you have to learn, motherfucker.

I know that you guys didn't have, I know that you guys went to college and just dropped acid and fucked without a condom and never had to worry about, never had to worry about legal ramifications for fucking anything in your sexual revolution, but it's fucking different now. You can't, you can't bullshit your way through the blockchain anymore. You fuck. Yeah, you're right.

You can't send people to jail because you don't know what a recovery disc is. Idiot. Yeah. Just they're not taking any responsibility for how stupid they are. For keeping up with the world. Yeah. And they didn with the world. Yeah.

And they didn't. They didn't. Fuck the, having drivers license, and they all, they all bitched about old people having drivers licenses too. Guess who's the old people? Yeah, guess who's the fucking old people who shouldn't have computer licenses?

Who shouldn't be able to talk about them? And I want to see every judge in America tell me, five, give me five words, explain to, talk about bitcoins for five words. Okay. And if you can't get the fuck off the bench, uh, because you're not helping anybody. You're just randomly handing verdicts out. I, yeah, I guess I'm more upset about that one than I thought I'd be. Let me get Mumpki Jones on here. I'm gonna play a song first. Hey, Mumpki, are you here? Yo.

What's up, dude? You know what, guys, I've been looking at your subreddit and everybody's being so fucking harsh on his stereosis. And he's my friend. So I've decided I have to be ads of Noxious and unruly as possible to get the heat off of him. So that everybody hates me. So welcome to the hell, hello.

Hey, what's up, man? Good luck with that. Yeah, good luck with that. A serios is really a digital cyber demon. Like you can't, you cannot put a number or a description on the man's intensity. Listen, the people can't be mad at a stereo. Like, the blame goes to you, Dick,

because you know what was gonna happen and you invited him onto the show. If anything, they should be bitching about you. Yeah, they should. And I knew it was my fault too. And he said, as soon as, when I said he could stand the house. Yeah. When I woke up and smelled that sticky icky,

that sweet icker of that foul icker of weed, I was like, oh, fuck, I should have said something last night. Don't start getting high until the show starts. It is my fault. Mumpkin, I'm gonna play a song real quick. Okay. This is, then I wanna get to your book. Play a candle on hide one.

Cool. It's called Call CPS. Man. Can you believe that called call CPS. Yeah. Man. Can you believe that? What a fucking weirdo. Can you put her a fastie churn that out? Yeah. Oh yeah. It happens the same day. It's call CPS.

Yo Heather. Yo. Open up Heather. Yeah, what do you want, man? This bully just messaged me. Oh my god, are you okay? I don't know how this happened. Does she have children? Yeah, it looks you want, man? This bully just messaged me. Oh my god, are you okay? I don't know how this happened. Does she have children?

Yeah, it looks like she does. So that is Walker? I don't know what to do. Oh, CBS! Oh, I love the voices. Lady Gaming and she sent me a message relaying what her husband said. Picture this I was solving but naked.

Watching PBS in my Cubs shed How could I forget that I had opened up the M's last week? All these years I've been bragging how these haters just do not face me What's the point of being a boy who doesn't have muscular? Follow these steps after crying in your pillow What turn you from a wimpie cookin' to a job killer? And you went land a suhor, I bet that you could win a To be a true weirdo gotta be super weird

Use the pick of her her kid and husband with the beard Gotta let her know mean words aren't okay Threatin' to have her chal-takein' away, hey But I don't even know her Cosy-PS What if she's a good mother? Cosy-PS Okay, I'll find a big brother

Cosy-PS But first I want some clam chowder Cosy-PS Then I'll email her employer a good mother. Cossy P.S. They all heard a big brother. Cossy P.S. Go first I want some clam chowder. Cossy P.S. Then I'll email her employer. Cossy P.S. This Photoshop really showed her. Cossy P.S.

I'm acting like a pretty boy here. Cossy P.S. She'll be hearing from my lawyer. Lady Kim and then he sent me off. All right. It's up there. It's a Kindle and Hyde's Fade Trio. I know she does have us.

Sorry, sorry, that was a hell of a dmissed. It was a fun thing. I was just going to say that. I'm gonna do. All right. It's up there. It's Kendall and Hyde's Faye Trian. She does have a star. So that was a hell of a, hell of a dimension. It was a Photoshop that really got me in that story. Yeah. Now you would reply to somebody with a Photoshop of their family and you put in your stupid fucking text bubble. And a poorly made text bubble.

Like it was made in. It was terrible. So like, so Maddox, I gotta bring it up. I was Twitter deleted it, Facebook deleted my account, Twitter deleted my account, Facebook locked me out for a month over this stupid thing. So I don't have access to it, but if anybody's got it. It's just, I can't believe the time and energy

that's expended by him. To do that. It was Dick one. It was basically you suck Dick one. And then it was, oh yeah, what does your employer think about that? First response. And then something about your family. And then a Photoshop picture where you could tell it was made in MS Paint, where Maddox had taken it,

making, made the canvas longer so he could put the speech bubble in, which means he probably tried to put the speech bubble in first, but found that it didn't fit. And so he had to make the canvas bigger, but he left it white. You know, like when you make a picture, all this in response to, one person. No, but it was literally like, you know, like when you make a picture, all this in response to one person.

No, but it was literally like you suck, fuck you. Yeah, I was like, you're not, you're, you're they call them autistic or something. And the thing is when he does like a bad Photoshop for his website, like for an article that you can imagine that it's funny because it's part of the satire, but when you're sending it in a private message, it's not even you.

It's not even one. It's just from you. Yeah, Uh, I was going to have the guy call in, but he said his, um, cause he told his wife to send it and his wife didn't want him sharing anymore chat logs. Yeah. He can't call in the yesterday to go to court today to get his kids back. What? Oh, for CPS. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I get it. I thought there was some terrible happens. Like, all right, Monkey, you got a new book. What is it? It's called Diary of a Supreme Gentlemen.

Yeah. It is the abridged retelling of, of, of, of, spree killer Elliott Rogers' life story written and illustrated in the style of the popular children's franchise, Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Wow. Yeah. So it's like quotes from Elliot Rogers, Manifesto, and then there's little drawings of the diary of a wimpy kid. It's not just quotes.

I read through his manifesto and rewrote it to make it funnier. Even though some parts were so funny, I couldn't even change him. What did you, did you include the part we's talking about? Is sister getting fucked? Of course. Of course. That's a, that you include the part we's talking about? Is sister getting fucked? Of course. Of course. That's a, that's a whole chapter in the book. Will you read some of it?

Yeah, I can have a copy real quick. Yeah. I ordered it, but it didn't get here in time. Ah, too bad. Diary of a Supreme Gentleman. Elliott Rogers paraphrased Manifest though with little cute guys. Okay, here's from page 208 towards the end of the book. Here's the one and only mom key audio book because I'm not going to do one for a

fucking comic with illustrations. You dumb shit. So keep asking me to your fans, but to my mother was at work. And I assumed to Georgia, which is a sister was a home alone, but I was wrong. I entered the house and overheard the sound of my sister's boyfriend plunging his penis into my sister's vagina through the closed room door, along with my sister's mones. I stood there and listened to it all. I couldn't believe it. My sister, who was four years younger

than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. This is a real erotic story from a real man. This is what hated her in that moment, but I hated her boyfriend even more. He was the enemy. He was a teenage boy who girls wanted to have sex with. He was living the life I've always wanted but could never have. I had

let an enemy infiltrate the household of my mother and infiltrate the vagina of my sister. Things were getting too out of hand. As a revolting. Yeah. And if that's all illustrated, oh my god. Not every part is illustrated. So is he the hero in your book? Does he get, does it end in a shooting? Straight up just retelling his life story. It doesn't, the reader can decide whether or not he's a hero. Oh, I see. So it's just like diary of a wimpy kid. Yeah, it doesn't take sides. And whether or not, this guy who murdered six innocent people is good or not. Yeah, okay. Well, that's good. There's too much taking sides. You know, Sean,

yeah, there is too many like there were bad guys on both sides in this case. Yeah. I mean, Trump would say like innocent as a, you know, who's really innocent. Yeah. Yeah. They're not guilty. Yeah. Everybody's take is always so transparent. It's refreshing to see somebody who just presents the facts as they were illustrates them in case you need a second look at. So you want to come to a steer. Hey, monkey, do you want to get in on the intervention of a stereos? Oh, when is that happening?

I didn't hear the first part of the show. I don't know. So we're doing an intervention for a sterearios to help him out because he's obviously getting too out of control. Well, I'm going to be meeting up with him in less than a month, actually. I'm going to be up in New York to hang out with him for a couple of days. So if there's anything I can do, then I will. Oh, that's cool.

Well, you guys can get the garage tour going. Were you there? I read through some of the threads on Reddit that you were there with Tim Poole when a stereo's got kicked out of a bar. Yeah, I'm the reason why they were even together in the first place. It was when I went to New York, I think it was in November, maybe, to film a whole bunch of stuff with the stereo's. We got drunk and filmed an episode of his show, Wifeu Wars and then an episode of my young Sheldon review show.

Okay. And then I was also doing a fan meetup that night at the World Trade Center in New York. So a stereo said he would come along because it'd be fun. And it just so happens that I'm friends with Reactor who was Tim Poole's brother. Yeah.

He decided to bring Tim Poole along, even though Tim Poole evidently at that time was not even really aware of my stuff like he didn't watch it. But I was like, okay, I guess we got a whole bunch of Esa Labs at this fan meetup. Yeah. Cool. The World Trade Center gets boring, so we go to a bar. And then somebody brings up the lawsuit, and Tim Pull is taking the stance that, well,

you know, on the Dix show, they talk about Maddox every episode. I can see why he would get annoyed and he does a lawsuit to make it end in a stereo's response. It's like, well, what have I said? What did I say that I deserve to get sued for $20 million? Yeah. And Tim Poole says, well, evidently, somebody was calling him a faggot on the show to which a stereo's repeats, when did I call him a faggot? And then, but that's it. That's all it was. And the bartender heard Astero's in his normal indoor speaking voice, which is an octave of about 18 decibel higher than it should be.

So he just tells him to leave. And that was it. Like, nobody was assaulted. Nobody was touched. It was just like a civil argument. And one guy just happened to be Greek and loud. Well, Tim said he got in his face. That it's it's him. I thought he would be like a shouting face. Okay, darn. Well, that's he was sitting

down in a stereo. So standing. So I don't think he was a been at a 90 degree angle. What was his face? A stereo is talking like he does with throwing the arms out. And his mouth, we were both so drunk I can't even remember all those details. Okay, well, that's good. It sounds like Tim Pohl's going to take a second look at everything anyway, which is refreshing. Yeah, when is he calling any city was going to be on this episode? Oh, you thought he was coming in? What's he ever? Oh, fuck, I got to set that up then.

Things have been kind of hectic with the Israel trip coming up and some other things. Oh, okay. Sorry. I think you were on the front end of the Kleggoss, too. Weren't you? Yeah, wow. I got so many addiction related stories that you guys.

I know. You've been out in the- I gotta get better at telling stories. I'm not gonna call it anymore. Klegg has surfaced. Klegg, apparently, Munky knows, uh, Kleg, Munky has interacted with Kleg before. Yeah. I was, I was friends with Kleg before the Dixho was even a thing.

Yeah. Because he, he was a fan of my YouTube channel and popped into my comment a lot. And then he joined my fan discord server. And I thought he was a funny guy because he would just get so pissed about any random topic. That's the thing. I mean, he that's he gets bent out of shape about everything immediately, right? Yeah, that's what I liked about him because it was funny.

Well, and when Biggest Problem broke up and you know, there were two, suddenly there were two different podcasts. So he started his own podcast where he would listen to the Dix show that week, listen to Madcast and then he would like Take a score of which one was better that week. Oh, there were different categories like who had the better Sean this week? Who had the better topics this week? Oh Shit, that sounds like a good show. Yeah, I was good. Oh, I actually enjoyed it. How many episodes did he do? He did like nine and it was on his YouTube channel, King Critic.

And I actually joined him, starting around episode four, that gave us a show we did together where we both reviewed the two shows. But then the problems arose and we almost immediately stopped contacting each other. Well, when one night he was on Discord in my big server, and we were all in voice chat.

You know, like 18 fucking people who he didn't even know, listening in. Right. And luckily somebody recorded this whole thing, which is available on YouTube. If you search, a cream man is the name of the YouTube channel, cream man and search for like Discord leak. It's like a four part series.

Okay. But Colleg just tells us his dark secrets, which aren't really secrets if you tell the whole fucking group full of people. Nope. About how he's like a 27 year old guy who is a minor attracted person, which I think is just called a map,

like MAP minor attracted person. Which is just like, it's a clever way of not calling yourself a pedophile. Right. Which I'm starting to realize, I've done a lot of podcasts with people who might be minor attracted people. Yeah. I think it's the, I think it's the internet. It gives like this weird it makes, it makes people feel comfortable. Like the internet is, is great at promoting extreme oddness and also making these people who are extremely deranged, feel comfortable confessing and telling everybody everything about them. And it all...

I was starting to think I'm some sort of map whisperer or something, but you might have a point. You're a map magnet. Yeah, map magnet. But he tells us for like two hours about how he was, he met some girl at like a local, like, game store who was like 12 or 11 years old. And he made her his girlfriend. Okay. And then he was, he was so heartbroken and his life was like ruined because the parents found out and forbid her from ever contacting him again. Okay, and he's like talking about how he hates her parents

And like they ruined both of their lives because now they can't be in this weird dating relationship where he's more than twice her age That's grooming. I think that's a felony. Yeah Yeah, yeah, definitely to be clear though He he is the type of religious where he doesn't believe in sex before marriage And I think I think the psychological thing with Clegg is that he wants a girl who is also a virgin like him So that they can lose their virginities together when they get married and I honestly think that He sees the world is being It's so promiscuous now that the only way he can find a pure virgin

is if she's literally not a living years old. But isn't this like the, this sounds like a manifesto of a serial killer? Like everybody's so disgusting. I need a pure, I need to test the virginity of, that's psychotic. This guy's a channel mod over at Maddox's Twitch too, I think. Is that right now?

Yeah, I think he is. I think somebody said they saw him over there. See, pretty much immediately after that happened, I stopped doing that podcast with him and really to stop associating with him at all because it's just, it's fucked. I've always wondered what that story was about. I've heard about that.

So, imagine my surprise when my old friend appears on the D show like around episode 17 out of nowhere. And I'm like, what the fuck happened? What is he doing here? And why is he pretending that David Klaik and King Critic are two different people when they have the same fucking voice? Yeah.

Oh, maybe you'll call back again. Maybe you'll call back again is straight and straight in this tail out, Sean. Yeah. If he takes a nap beforehand. Um, mumkees, anything, does anything make you rage this week? I got some more stuff. If not, uh, yeah, I got one, but it might go a little long if we want to save it. Go ahead, please go ahead, stick around as long as you want.

Well, make me a rage this week, folks, is the website IndieGoGo, but maybe not for the reasons you might initially think. You guys know about IndieGoGo? Yeah, it's like a Kickstarter that doesn't take fees. Yeah, it's like, it's doesn't take fees. Yeah, it's like a crowdfunding website, but instead of starting maybe a project, you can also raise money for orphans or like, oh, my kid died in a shoot and give me money.

Oh, that pussy shit. What do you need money for? Dead kids, fuck up. No, say IndieGoGo. You can raise money through, It's crowdfunding. Yeah. And what's pissing me off is that last year, I was doing a show and as a gag, I saw that Greenland has like the highest suicide rate in the world. Really? So I started in IndieGoGo to get a plane ticket so I can go to Greenland and kill myself. I guess it was ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha stuff that's a stab in the gut. Like just a simple suicide joke to maybe alleviate some

pain from some people. You know what it is, Sean? The people who, the people who stopped this shit don't understand what suicide is really about. And the people who are like me and Mumpke who can make these jokes know what it's about. Get it. And are making the joke from the same place that it comes from. And they just want to shut it down and send you back to your room and shut you up. Like everybody that wants to send you hearts and prayers for all these little tragedies.

Like, where the fuck were these hearts and prayers? Before this. Why don't you send me a gas card the last week? That would have helped. Hearts and prayers, thoughts and prayers. I mean, a goddamn thing. I sold my mustache on eBay. Yeah, like 10 years ago, same thing, fucking band.

But nope, that's not the kind of funny we like. We like tortillas with Jesus on them, making fun of how stupid religious people, that's funny, but what you're doing, that's strange and weird, because it's funnier than I can conceive, I think it's somehow lower than everything, right? Gone, something that you're doing's not quite right, gone.

Suicide, gone, go ahead. What fucked me up was that the g- or the go fund me, or no, the Indiegogo was actually making money. So like it hurt nobody. People wanted to give me money to do this project and they just deleted it for no reason. Also, Asterios just sent me a text message asking if we can let him on to the podcast. Yeah. In a minute. In a minute. He's in time. Anyway, so here's why he's at the movies. It's not just because of the Greenland thing,

but because, and here's where the story gets long. There's this guy you might know named Derek Savage who makes this infamous movie series about a character named Cool Cat. Oh, I was gonna, wait, I was gonna ask you about the Cool Cat stuff, because monkeys. No perfect, it's a perfect transition because we're going right into it.

Monkeys on this kick of funding a movie called Cool Cat, who is this cool cool cat stops a school shooting as the title of the film. And he seems like a very strange individual who makes genuine films about about things he should not be talking about. Is that, is that right, mumkey? The idea of the Cool Cat series is that he wants to make children's safety films. He has like cool cat stops the bullies,

cool cat, a gun safety. Yeah. Shit like that. And he decided that. He's serious, right? Cool cat is serious about doing this. Is he playing Cool Cat? No, he just directs and writes and does everything else.

Is he doing it as a joke or is he genuine about it? No, no, he's a genuine dude, but it's like crazy. Right. Yeah. Okay. So he's going to do it after the the Florida shooting. He decided, you know what? Enough. Enough. Cool cat is going to save the kids. I'm going to start an Indie go go for my next film. Cool cat steps. This cool shooting. It's going to be a 20 minute short film and

Cool cats gonna do all these crazy matrix a bullet time effects and he's gonna stop the shooter and teach the kids some lessons And how to survive when it happens So he's it's a man who's lost his mind and in the face of this Conceptual like mounting violence over children is going to, is going to make a fantasy, a real life fantasy film where in his furry costume of cool cat, he actually goes and saves children. This is the mind break that we're watching happen here.

And here's the delusion of it, is that the goal was $25,000 for the film. He wanted to get celebrities like Vivica A. Fox in it. And evidently, Vivica A. Fox agreed to be in it. This chick who was in, she was in Kill Bill, for example. Oh, yeah. We don't live in gay box. School shooting. But the reason why he said that the crowdfunding had to be so high was because he was going to make this free film. He wasn't going to sell it. And he was going to single-handedly distribute it to every single school in the country

so that they could show during class. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I mean, it's so fucked. I don't know if I can tell this story, but the real, like, the line between total psychosis, like I'm saying this guy has, the cool cat guy where he's actually making a fantasy film of his furry mascot stopping like school atrocities versus the institutionalized, versus the institutionalized security theater where schools are making your kids go through shooter active shooter drills.

Yeah. And like these, it's like, there's no difference here. We just, these people are just not wearing fox costumes, but they're still making, like they're still doing their own interactive art piece about pretending to stop tragedies or atrocities. It's so fucking bizarre. What's wrong with these people?

Go ahead, sorry. So his Indiegogo campaign is a failure. He gives himself two months to make the money. And after the first month, he's at about $900. And I noticed this and I think this is the perfect opportunity. This could be legendary. So I make I make a video saying hey cool cat Yeah, I'm kind of a big YouTube where I got a following Let's make a deal if you agree to let me be in the film and play one of the school shooters. I will I will

Tell you know my whole fan base. I'm trying to think of a smarter word, but I couldn't yeah, I tell the whole fan base Hey, I'm gonna be in of a smarter word, but I couldn't. I'll tell the whole fan base, hey, I'm going to be in this. If we fund it, please throw your money into the project. It's 20 grand. The next day he accepts, I tell everybody, we did it. I'm going to be a school shooter, monkey Jones and cool cat in a movie. Legendary meme material here folks. Let's do it.

My fans were so fucking passionate and excited. Yeah. We got the project up to $10,000 in a couple weeks. That's good. Then what? You can make a you can make a film on 10 grand. Focked. Here's why Indie Go Go and Derek Savage make me arrange this week. Okay. Because with six days left on the on the Indie Go Go, he's

sitting at about $10,000 and he he makes a video saying, you know what folks? Now I really wanted to make this video to protect the kids. I wanted to prove I'm such a great guy, and all, but I really can't make this movie for anything less than $25,000 because of the craft services I'll need to provide for the kids. Snacks. Oh, fucking snacks again. He thought he needed $25,000 in snacks. We also have to have a onset teacher. So what he does is what he's doing with six days remaining on the on the fundraiser, he changes it to a different movie called Cool Cat Stranger Danger that he says he can make for $13,000. That's nice. That's funny.

It's like fucking fucking fraud. Yeah. If people give you money for a fund razor and then you pull the carpet out from underneath them, the rug out from underneath them at the last fucking minute and change what the money is going for, that's fucking fraud. So I make a new video saying, fuck this, fuck Derek Savage, they don't refund because you can get refunds on this website. And I'm gonna make the movie for fucking free. I'm gonna make my own Monkey Jones

tops of school shooter. If he's not gonna do what I will. But what this is me off is that everybody distributed to schools for free though, like he was going to. Are you gonna get it? It's called youtube.com. They can fucking click the link and then it's for free.

Yeah. Maybe a stereo. So sign on to be a shooter. He's a no friend. A Sriracha already assigned him a for a role. Is that right? Oh, yeah. Well, that's a bummer. That's a bummer. No, no, here's the fucked up part. Is that so many people have been telling me that they're reporting the, the Indiegogo for fraud because that's against their terms of service to fuck you do a fundraiser and change what

it's for the last minute. Yeah. And they don't give a fuck. They don't care because they still get a cut of the money. So it's over. Like they fuck he scammed people out of $7,000 to make a movie that that isn't what they pay. Nobody wants to see. And Indiegogo doesn't give a fuck. God, they don't give it yet. Somehow they can hunt me down like a with a sniper rifle They've been wanting to go to Greenland, but they let a guy commit fraud on their platform because they get it now It's the it's the humorless people that will look at that and say oh, he's just it's stranger danger That's okay. That's you know the other one the other one obviously know, fuck Mumpke Jones and all of the people that thought that one's, well, that was funny. Fuck them. They don't deserve to have a good time because they've had people who threw

in hundreds of dollars and didn't know that the project changed. And now it's too late to get a refund. Fuck them. That is bullshit. All right. I'm going to bring Stereo Son if he wants to come on so bad. Here he comes. Sounds like he's about to walk into Avengers. I think we're too late to get him. Hey, Stereo. Oh, yeah, he says bye. All right. Well, let's try it. Maybe his phone is still on because it looks like he's still in the chat.

I did. Stereo, is he there? He's always doing something. No. He's always doing something. He's always doing something. Doesn't he know this show kind of just goes with the flow, but it starts at 11 and in somewhere around 1 1 30. Well, sorry, Sean, but evidently everybody buys a movie tickets three days in advance.

So we can't do anything about it because this showtime is right now. If only they didn't have. You can just go see a different fucking movie at a different time. You know, Sean, I was also. Well, he did it last week. So why do you have to purchase his tickets on the day that he knew he might be coming on I was also thinking of how you are fucked Sean for supporting the buying your tickets in advance always support the buying tickets in advance Because

I've awakened a part of Sean I've never seen before. My inter-isterios! You can get up! Sorry, I'm annoying myself. Wait, wait, do a stereo laughing before the punchline of a joke. Oh, Aisha, a knock knock. Who's there? Orange.

Or way banana. Wait, what? I can't do it anymore. No, you can't do it anymore. Now I'm glad I ranked Sean as number three is the funniest things in the biggest problem. He is the funniest. Pro retroactive. You can get out of plans if you can't buy the tickets in advance.

Yes. Your girls trying to talk you into something guys are trying to talk to you. Yeah. Of course we'll go. Oh, yeah. You know, that's, let's put that down as a hard maybe get your get your hard maybe get your thickest pencil. And basically almost ink it in with a pencil. Dark dark pencil probably probably definitely that is gonna happen. I can't wait for some popcorn. And then when the, as you gotta whittle them down over a couple days, talk about like,

start sending them articles about how movie theaters are sick or something. And there's jizz in the popcorn. You know, send them for so much, so much, so much, so much, so much smart thinking. So then by the day of, I'm like, oh, you know, I don't know. You don't still want to go to that, do you? Ah, I don't think so, right?

Every guy has this in their arsenal too, by the way. This is all we do. This is your entire life as a not single man, is trying to get out of shit. But when they can buy it in advance, they can get you right after a, they can get you right after a two-fister, man. But the right when they crank it out of you, want to go to the movies? Yeah, baby, anything.

Boom, tickets bought. Oh, fuck. The people, but you know what? Most of them have no trouble getting rid of that ticket either. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's just another reason. Well, it's no big deal when you're not the one buying the tickets, Sean.

Yeah. Well, pre-fucking, yeah. I can't help it if I'm popular and people want to go to the movies with me. Munky, you want to stick around? I don't think they can stand to do because at the movies, you don't have to talk to them. Hey, actually, that's, yeah, I do like, I like sitting in a dark theater and not talking to anybody. It's, yeah. That's true. I do like I like sitting in a dark theater and not talking to anybody It's yeah, that's true. I could see that mom stick around buddy I'm gonna play another song and then he's really not coming on. He's going to see the Avengers

Yeah, he's already in the theater. He said, oh man, you know, I got Tony from hack the movies is gonna call in because I got a huge problem with the Avengers movie And I need to know that I'm not doing like, a Maddox Guardians of the Galaxy thing with you. Is it the Thanos shit? Yeah. Wait, did you, you saw the latest one?

No, I'm not seeing it because I learned this shit about Thanos in the movie, about the supervillain. I think I know your problem from your Twitter. Okay, yeah, hold on, hold on. His motivation from the teaser at the end of Avengers 1, it's now different from his motivation in the new movie. Yes. Is that it Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

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Road rage Portland. And man, I'm sure little Irishman's giving you something, but just give me the clap. Oh my God. Give me a deep one back over here. In a appropriate. Yes. This is a song about a child.

It doesn't know that these sons are like... Not like on the 5 year old. He's just going to... spending his day laughing with other children. Going to private school, the rest of the... fucking... Richard's up there in Valencia. Laughing, learning, learning about...

nature. People like Save State corrupted on the internet, writing... songs about sexually transmitted diseases about them. It's disgusting. Yeah, I absolutely disgusted. Where would you even come up with such an idea?

Oh, that was just a one-off comment. That was that meant nothing. An entire song about it. That's completely inappropriate. Completely inappropriate. Here's another one by Save State Corrupted. This one's about Denzel, but they peach and Denzel squashed their beef too, I think.

Yeah, after that. Yeah, no, I think so. I think Denzel was right. I went back and listened to it. Peach was going out, I read their thread. I haven't read it hard. Is that right? Yeah, she came right out of the gate swinging.

I think maybe he apologized too early, I don't know. John, what do I know? Just a guy over here. I think maybe he apologized too early. I don't know. John, what am I? What do I know? Just a guy over here. I'm not dead. I'm just disappointed. I'm not dead, so I'm just disappointed. Oh no! Oh no! Shit, this is good.

Yeah. He's talking about Denzel. Yeah. I'm just disappointed. I had this fire leave me when you came on the podcast It was a mix of excitement and dread And it's as what built you a broad gap Knowing full well you were in the middle of some kind of meetings between you and each

I wasn't sure what that was a cringe we were going to hold to your dreams Do you hear yourself? Don't you feel those words we think are mouth Don't you feel those words we think are mouth? Don't you make a head? So you gotta keep it real, whatever Rockets and bow! Oh... Oh no no!

I'm just disappointed I'm not making so! I'm just disappointed I'm not making so I'm just disappointed So you say Pete doesn't understand new odds But I have the slightest idea how to talk to a fucking woman If a critical person like this really makes me a rage Try and explain to me try to figure out a song to scream at you What's close to being done?

You pull the surprise and it's bullshit He's the only one who does! Can you turn around? I guess you can! Now I look like a moron! Not...dammit, then, so... I'm not...NOOOOO! I'm just disappointed. That can run a fucking song, man. That's great, it's catchy.

I'm just disappointed. All right, all right, all right. Good shit. Dave stayed corrupted, not my room records. Dave stayed corrupt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here I found the, I found the text from Matt between Maddox and that lady. Oh good.

Here it is, Sean. She sent to him, my husband says, because I don't know why that he asked his wife to do this. Probably because, you know, when you have a wife, you become kind of a symbiot with each other, where one of you is always, you become each other's secretary. I've noticed.

Yeah. The line of the singular gets extremely blurred where you're using each other's phones, you're directing them to text such and such, to a degree where you forget that you can even do it. Like, my sister will be sitting there on her phone instructing her husband to do a text. And vice, like the text will come from them

from multiple accounts in the same conversation. Yeah, that's true. It's very odd. So this behavior is not that strange. She says to him, my husband says, fuck you. Maddox, Dick is at 100 episodes. You lost you dumb autistic bitch. That's simple. Yeah, simple insult, no big deal. Right. So Maddox says back, this is at 809 PM. Primetime. He should be watching friends. You know, this is what he's, he's had a nice dinner of,

of Jump of Gumbo. He's watching a new episode of Bob's Burgers at 8 o'clock. He's watching a new episode of Bob's Burger. He's deep, he's had a commercial break in Bob's Burger and he gets this message and immediately fires back. Cool. What does your employer say? Shhhh.

Sean. What a psycho. Fucking asshole. Right to the employer. Straight to cool. What does your employer say? Why? Why would they say anything?

Yeah. Why would they say anything about who I'm messaging on who I'm shit talking with online? Like, can you imagine being in a bar and someone saying that? No. Yeah. Because at a bar they can't do shit about it

because they don't know your name or anything. Yeah. You can only do this on social media like a pussy. Giant suck. What does your employers say about that on social media like a pussy. Giant suck. What does your employer say about that? Amen. The giant's fucking suck dude. Same thing. Guys are fucking dicks.

Oh yeah. What does your employer say about that? What the fuck? How would you like to get your ass brine stoned? What the hell are you talking about? What is your employer think about this? Yeah. What the fuck?

Why fire up Heather S? Um, does your next next comment? Does your correct course of action is that she gets her boss on Twitter to call him a bag at two. That'd be great. Hey, I'm her boss. Uh, Dick is a winner. You're an artistic bitch.

Did your daughter know mommy spends her time harassing strangers on the internet? harassing. Mommy, does your daughter know mommy spends her time? This is a woman. A woman, a woman talk shit to you and you immediately go, does your daughter know mommy spends her time? That's gross. Why is he doing this right now? He spent the last two years blocking literally everybody associated with anything. Why is he now replying to these people and making a fucking idiot out of himself? I don't know. I don't know. I don't think anybody's

blocked me because I followed you on Twitter. Yeah. You probably got blocked by a lot of people by following me on Twitter. Then here's the picture. Sean, get a look at this picture. Okay. Lean over. So this is, Maddox went on her Facebook profile or whatever profile took this nice family portrait and then put in this speech bubble coming out of the woman saying, fuck you, you dumb autistic bitch, which she did not say. Yeah. So already adding. Yeah. Adding an aggression, adding aggression to something that was not menaggressively. He sends it to her. You see the cropping that I'm talking about where he made the canvas bigger than the image yeah

Adding the caption of a awe What a sweet princess Does she know her moms of foul mouthed her rat foul mouthed harassing bully? What what the hell what happened to him? I I don't know It's got to be mental jazz or LA or something. Like this is pearl clutching and glove slapping to a degree of a foul mouth to harassing, but this is, it's deranged, right? I don't even have words. All I know is it's gonna be really awkward

when Sean's radio drama show ends and he has to go back on a mad cast. Yeah. How's that going by the way? Oh, I've been off of that. I only did one episode. I'm told this story. They found out there's a lot more to it than they thought. I'm putting a chat thing up here in the on the video so people can see it. There we go. All right. Let me let me go through some of, let me go through some of these comments.

Then I want to get hacked the movies on so I can complain about the new Avengers movie. Comments, Asterios pays someone to give his girlfriend a lap dance. He won't join in on the fun. He gets pleasure watching a sexual act from the side. There's a term for this. I can't seem to put my finger on.

No, okay. Am I allowed to keep interjecting? Yeah, of course. Yeah. That's what pissed me off the most was what people calling him a cuck. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, cuck. Okay. Uh-huh. There's nothing fucking hotter than seeing a hot fucking scannily clad woman grinding up on your girl. It's only a cuck if there's another dick involved. You fucking virgins.

If a hot chick was grinding up on my girl, call me a cuck too, because I think that'd be hot as hell. Am I wrong? Is that crazy? Wouldn't you want to watch it? He didn't watch. Like, he just sat there. In that case, that makes him even less of a cuck. The whole point of cuck is that you

want to sit in the corner and jerk off to your girl, get in fucked. If he's not even watching it, which I don't know why you wouldn't want to watch. Of course, I wouldn't watch. That's what you're not watching. You're not fucking tough because you're not jerking off in the corner watching. That was the confusing part that you didn't want to watch. Thank you. He said later that it was like sending somebody on a roller coaster. And that's how he saw it. Well, sure. Like if you like it for that, a magical sexual experience that he can't give her. Like, that's a good gift, as long as he's not jerking off in the corner to it, he's not

a cook. Uh, Lord Wolfenstein says, if it sounded like all the strippers at gemstone names, did you, did a stereos take you to a Steven universe theme stripper? Uh, TDS Fox. But are you right again? Let me tell you what system, what my system has been for years. I don't know if you've ever had a serious texting conversation, but messages being sent as fast as they could be spoken.

Stresses me out. It's hard to trick people, women, if I can't use my mannerisms and facial expressions to misdirect their attention. That's true. This is a cool way to put it. My system to avoid these conversations has been, keep it brief. If a text is over five lines, that's a phone call. If a phone call is going gonna be longer than an hour,

an hour, that's an in-person conversation. Jumping straight to face conversation solves the whole thing. I just got a little system for cutting out miscommunications and text and over the phone. There's a lot of them, that's smart. Say if you, if it's gonna be, if your text is gonna be longer than one line, that's a phone conversation. I think you're allowed to say more you, if it's gonna be, if your text is gonna be longer than one line, that's a phone conversation.

I think you're allowed to say more than one line, one line, one a breathe. Yeah, that's pretty, that's it. That's pretty curt. Let's see here. Sean McClish says, cards against humanity really does make me rage. I don't know if they do this out the California way, but when my friends want to play it, they sometimes like to add in a random card into the pile to spice things up. You know, it ends up happening. There's five people playing the random card and it wins every time. So you've all just proven that the game is not really a game. There's no skill and no cleverness. No outweeting. It's just a bunch of boring scripted processed humor that's shout-out on a table in a different order than the last time. And nobody does any better than random chance.

Go fucking fish is more of a game than this worst shit, but you can't stop going to their boring parties or else you're the asshole as you get super drunk and insult anybody. Fuck it. They think it's part of their game. Anyway, cheers. Take care of yourself. And so, uh, let's see here.

Mr. Deadman didn't catch the biggest problem when it was a thing and kind of glad I didn't. Maddox is the worst, absolute worst. I'm convinced cringe flows in his veins. Is there anything that flows from his mouth that isn't bullshit? How'd you put up with it? I love the Dix show. And even though you're the voice of reason entertainment on the former show, his presence just kills it.

You know, it's bad when your wife asks why you're listening to a man gargling marbles. I don't see how anyone can befriend this guy. He's just awful. The world should sue him for existing Mr. Deadman. Thanks, buddy. There was some interesting, uncooked stuff that came out. You know, I'm releasing the unedited episodes or you read it, so then. Yeah. People are finding a bunch of instances where a long boring Maddox read or just a boring segment of his, one of his monologues would go on and he'd cut his and I would say this is boring. Let's do something else. He would cut his monologue in half and then leave your opinion. So you're shitting on it. That's boring. Yeah. So I'm shitting on nothing. Like I'm a short attention span. Yeah, like I'm an idiot. Like I'm a big stupid idiot.

And then he cut out, there was one that somebody cut out where he's mispronouncing Saudder because he didn't know what the word was. Yeah, he's called it Solder. He's out there. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I thought that was funny.

Well, he got Solder, go maniac. All right, let me get in. Let me get hacked the movies in here. If he's still around. Hey Tony, from hacked the movies, you go. Solder, you go maniac. All right, let me get in. Let me get hacked the movies in here. If you still around. Hey Tony from hacked the movies, you there? Hey, what's up, man? Yeah. Hey, what's up?

Not not too much. So I got a problem with the Avengers movie. Yeah, I'm all caught up. I saw the movie twice. I just reread Infinity Gauntlet. I'm ready to talk about this. Yeah, it's the whole Thanos is not obsessed with the is death anymore. Sean.

Yeah. Instead his motivation is ripped off of Kodo's the executioner from the Star Trek episode of punches. He's a Bernie bro now. He needs he wants Thanos in the comics was obsessed with death. And that's why he's killing a bunch of people. And he's because she visited him as a child. He was a deranged child who had either hallucinations or some kind of relationship with an anthropomorphic

manifestation of death who was a sexy woman. And then she faded as his life progressed. And he's trying to get her intention by killing half the universe as opposed to his, as opposed to his new motivation, which is, which is there's not enough resources. Yeah. We've got to redistribute the resources randomly. Yeah. So we've got to kill everybody. Yeah. The movie doesn't even really make sense. I mean, I like the movie. It's fine, but it's motivations weird because he's like, it stems

from him wanting to save his planet by killing half the population. Then you find out his planet was thrown off its axis. And it's like, how the fuck would killing have your population to stop that? There's no way that would stop that. I think they, well, they may, they probably wanted to make him a, a, a deeper character, no? Yeah. Well, my favorite book movie where guys are shooting laser beams

and shooting out spider webs and flying around and shrinking to nothing. And they've got communist resource problems. This is the lesson that they're trying like this made more sense to these people than somebody who's obsessed with the woman and isn't getting attention from. Clotale is all this fucking time. Yeah. Got one and a kill half the universe. Why woman? Say no more.

Say no more. Say no more. We've all fucking bit only half. I'm kill the whole fucking. I've been so bent out of shape with oneitis. I've been taking a whole fucking universe down. Say no fucking more. Oh no, it's because he wants to distribute food.

He wants to distribute resources in a better way. He's doing it out of you. What the fuck? So run for city council then, how does this plan make sense to anybody? Anybody? Yeah, someone pointed that out to me, like right afterwards, where it's like, that's not, you know,

that doesn't align with the comments. It doesn't align with that, with even understanding of what people are doing ever. Yeah. We don't have enough pizza here. We don't have enough pizza for this party. Kill half of people. Yeah.

What the fuck? Who's gonna do? What kid? They're taking, they're taking children's entertainment. You understand? Comic books are for fucking kids. They're for fucking, they're for kids, or they're that part of you that is still a kid.

You bite your tongue. You know, fucka, this is why they're good is because they were made for kids who are the best at knowing when things are fucked, right? If you try to tell a kid a story, they're gonna go, why? Why, they're gonna say, well, I know this friend of mine, a stereo, he bought his girlfriend at a lap dance and he didn't go on, and kids gonna go, why? Why, they're gonna say, well, I know this friend of mine, a stereotype, he bought his girlfriend at a lap dance and he didn't go on and kids gonna go, why?

Like, well, you know, he just, he enjoyed it in this different way that kids gonna go, it doesn't make any sense. It's like watching, I don't buy it. Watching Peter Falk read to Fred Savage and the Princess Bride. Exactly, it's screwing it up. It's perfect, it's perfect for the kids,

but they take it and to make it palatable for the adults, they have to shred it and make it stupid and make it too so cerebral that you don't get any, that it doesn't make you feel anything anymore. But that seems like a, I just, I enjoyed the movie just for what it is. I don't, I don't read into any, I don't expect any good stories in those things really. Little witty. Here's my line. I can see that's a huge problem.

It's a huge problem for me. Yeah, it's a huge problem for me. Go ahead. Here's the thing. It would have been good if they kept this original motivation because you know, I'm all about representation in comics. I think that's very important. Dick.

Here we go. And I can hear the judges. Here, I'll be. Yeah, go ahead. I've been really good uh in-sell representation. Yeah. Yeah. I look because I think of people like you know fans of the show like Denzel and

Kimball they go to these superhero movies. They have no one to relate to. But here's a guy who can't get laid and he's taking his anger on like peach and the rest of the universe and stuff. They need someone. The movie could have taught him like a really good lesson. Like, hey, if a girl's not in you, maybe don't kill everyone or end a podcast. Just go move on with your life.

Because they're actually reading Infinity Gauntlet. It's actually pretty funny because it's about like a lady death actually like pussy whips Thanos. She brings it back to life because he's the only one who will kill the universe for. Yeah. Right. But it's funny because it's a bald loser who's obsessed with a girl who this is an early 90s comic. So she looks like a hot 80s girl.

Hey, where is there really? The wall of change. Okay, I'm sorry. I stepped on the chair. Yeah. I'm sorry. And then he kills no half his fan base. I mean, the universe.

I mean, I fucked that up. He kills half the universe. And it's great. At one point, he gets like Thanos makes a new girlfriend who he pretends is all perfect, but he's still obsessed with death. Sure. I don't know. I think that would have made a really good movie, but I think it would have been too relatable to like the nerds who go see this. And I'm pretty sure they wanted to cut out, but but the pro is it saved us a bunch of social justice warrior fucking thing pieces about himself. I think of all the yeah, think of all the articles I would have been like this movie is

about a guy being friend-zoned and the friend-zoned is a I think it just spared us all that bullshit. I would have preferred that to be honest. Well, right right now the only social justice warrior thing is the girls don't wear them out on the nails and they're done with gay people. That's an actual article. They're mad that the girls don't wear them. I don't know. And they're on the game. People. That's an actual article. They're mad that the women don't have. Why didn't Hulk and Iron Man fucking make out in that opening? Say Matt Madcucks wanted to call in about why we're wrong about the movie.

Okay, Madcucks. What? Why are we wrong about Thanos? Okay. So here's the here's the issue. Here's why you're all wrong. So I say Thanos in comic movie. He's all said I got people tripping over themselves again

Where's the reason the reason why you can't have death in this movie is One they if they just made the exact comic book there be no tension whatsoever Like if you're watching this movie and you know exactly what's gonna happen something Yeah, I have a little what could not directly adapted any of their comics They just kind of use the name they use the gistist, they make a make a movie. That's fine. The reason why you can't have death in this movie is because they're already fucking killed or in Thor Ragnarok because yeah. That's a different character. That's the goddess of death. Hella. Death is totally different character. Oh, but they can't they can't have fucking death in one movie and then

the goddess of death show up in the last Marvel movie that anybody actually saw because nobody saw black Panther because it was terrible. Okay That's the hard to say maybe 1.2 billion dollars. Denzel says he makes a hot assay on the internet, but that's the hottest thing on the end. Five Marvel movies a whole time. Mad Cux. They fucking bought tickets. They went in there. They played on their fucking phone and they walked out. Well, that was so fucking great. This is the best movie I've ever fucking seen. There's the boys. That's what that's what people did to see me and Madcucks did a video about why Avengers is problematic. You should check that out. Yeah, all right. Where can we tell me from hack the movies? Where can we see your thing? I got to talk to

Madcucks for a second. We're gonna see your stuff I'm pretty easy to find. I'll send you the link to the video we did. Okay. Thank you. Thank you Get out of here. Madcucks. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for stepping on your joke to wait wait wait hack the movies. What makes you a rage? Oh, um, when you're about to get a blowjob from a girl and she pre-faces it with, uh, hey, don't take too long You ever get that oh Absolutely fucking not what the hell what I never got that where girls about to blow you and like right before she's like Hey, I'm gonna take too long girl. Hey, can man, hold man, cucks. I got a man because you're knocking around your phone

Say that again hack hack the movies. You never had that where like your girl's about to go down to you and they're just like, hey, don't take too long, you know, let's, let's make this quick. I don't know, my mouth hurts. It's like, right, no. Before the blowjob starts,

no, when did this, when did this happen to you last? Well, this happened a few weeks ago. This is so sick. Have you ever gotten that? I don't know, my girlfriend under the bus, but this has happened to be plenty of times before now i've never gotten that because uh... my good news is that it's not going to take a fucking thirty minute trial

yeah i mean that's uh... if i ever got that i think they would know i'd flip that around pretty like well you know that's kind of not up to me yeah that's up to you that's what i say i don't think that's the i don't take my uh... dry cleaning to the cleaners and then they tell me this better not take too long You're the one doing the worst Generous going down on girls. I'll do it for a long time with no complaint

So I could see if I was like an asshole who never did it. I see your I see your It'll take throws me off and they're like hey, just don't take too long I'm like what the fuck is wrong with you? Where does she have to, and that's gonna make it even harder. Do you check? That's my last time. That's why the blowjob didn't happen. That's weird. You know what?

You got to show, she's playing, she should testing you. You got to play, if she wants to play a game, we're gonna play a game. Like, you know what, sweetie? You just added 10 minutes to this, the world just, the blow world just got 10 feet higher. You're gonna think about baseball the whole time. Yeah, that's the game you play.

Who the fuck with? All right, don't take too long. Why, is she going to give a speech or something? Is she going to give a TED talk? Yeah. Is she worried about a turn off a man? This is gonna take as a fight, no. she worried it'll affect the alignment of her teeth. I want to know the reason for why this can't take so long.

What was the who knows who knows I never know they I never get a good reason. Get one for me. All right. I want to know what to be. I got to pick the girlfriend from work soon. So I'll ask her, I'll ask her what her reason was. Okay. And if you hear it again, you hold out on purpose, you know, it sucks, it sucks not to blow

a load while you're getting sucked off, but a stitch in time saves nine, but a load you hold back might buy you more in the future. Well, but could he ultimately, could he ultimately win the battle and lose the war? No, that's not, that's a, that's something that people who win wars say to trick other people, losing battles. You know, you win wars, you win every fucking battle in the war and you never stop and you never surrender. Never, ever, Sean, that's the stupid winning of war. Just not gonna do it. You're not, who, her?

Yeah. Huh? To play at that game too. Yeah. I'll blow myself. Yeah. I can do it. Bet you'd love to watch.

I've been taking Pilates classes. Yeah. Lazy sent me a whole tutorial. Bet you'd love to watch. I've been taking Pilates classes. Yeah. Lazy sent me a whole tutorial. There you go. I'm gonna start today. Now you're on the clock. If as soon as I learn how to blow myself, you're 86 to bitch.

If you don't wanna play ball. Pack your shit. Pack your shit. How long is that gonna take? How long is it gonna take you? Yeah. Yeah. All right, well that was my reach. That's a good one.

God, I'm pissed off. You know what, next time your girlfriend says that, just call me and I'll shoot. I wanna show her how I'm supposed to sucking her. All right, get out of here, God. Get out of here, get out of here. Okay, mad cucks, you still there? Yes, I am.

All right. Um, I've got, where you, were you jogging? What was going on? I'm, I'm moving. So I've got my car full of shit, and I'm halfway to my new apartment. Oh, I've got a video from you where you're challenging Maddox to a boxing match. Oh, really? Yeah.

Not a boxing match, just a fight in general. A fight in general. Oh, yeah. I'm going to play it because people say that you do an even better impression of me in the video Oh, is that right? Let's see Hey guys Welcome to Mad Cook tonight Mad Cooks couldn't be here. He's stuck in the Cuck shed for a million years I'm your host had Bert and oh I was sitting down to do a video, a collaboration with Hack the Movies,

little fun thing. And I finished and I checked Reddit. And I see that, so earlier today, Mattics someone sent a mean message to Mattics on Facebook. And he responded to them like a little fucking child that he is. Which is fine. We're all childish sometimes. No big deal. But now, apparently, he's calling child the cops and child protective services because someone had the audacity to call him, uh, a loser and to suck a dick.

He was an autistic bitch. You're gonna call fucking child protective services about this, Maddox. Jesus fucking Christ dude. Just ignore it. Just fucking block the person like you blocked. Every other fucking member of the dick show that on Facebook and Twitter and just move on with your fucking life dude.

It's pathetic, it's fucking sad. And you know what's even more sad? So recently dick released the uncuck feed of the biggest problem in the universe. And it's great, I've been re-listlistening and i was listening to episode seventeen and i got to this section i thought it was really funny and i'm gonna do a dramatic reenactment for you so here we go here it is here's the me impression okay oh you come on now i would have made a great president first of all no bullshit

i'd have a no bullshit policy, big turn on the White House. Here we go. No bullshit. I can't handle the game. That's how you know you're getting bullshit. If someone says, I'm not bullshiting you. No, that's not, get out of here. He, he, he, he, he, he, he,

Obama said it was gonna be the most transparent administration and it certainly hasn't turned out to be. No, no, he has been completely transparent, bullshit there's that yeah I'm not defending a bomb either here so let's get things on the record so anyway yeah I have a no bullshit policy I turned on the gates in the White House and to be like hey you guys want to fucking snipe me you want to assassinate me come on in buddy this is your presidential Tear down the gates and come and get some, yeah I'll be like a WWF superstar. I'll be in my front yard, my shirt off,

ready to fucking fist to cuff, anyway who comes in. Let's have a fist fight, right fucking now. All right, fuck policy. Let's just start fist fighting. He he he he, you know, honestly dude, I can't get my eyes shut. This, these motherfuckers pissed me off so much.

And I'm like, so close. What's ISIS? This climate terrorist keeps me still to vacuum about how to interact. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, what she did exist before like, his sweetest hand. Yeah, the phone incident.

She's serious. That shit was a mess that no one took care of or intervened with. Anyway, so that's the, these are the fuckers who are assassinating Americans and cutting off their heads and stuff. I'm so close to just putting out a fucking call to our assail. Hey guys, I'm gonna be in Iraq at this and this location, this GPS location, be there two o'clock.

Let's just have a fight. Let's just fucking do it out. And then not show up and just bomb this shit out of it when they, when they do. I guarantee I know my fans would be on board with this. Yeah. They would get my back. They would come out there and fight with me. I'd be like, look, here are the rules.

Well, they come out there and not fight with you. You said you weren't going to show up. Yeah, you know what, though, I actually may. So, so here are the rules. You better tell the bomb guys, which one for sure? Yeah, well, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. So I'll show up there.

Here are the rules. Fist fights and swords. Swords are allowed because swords are cool as shit, right? No guns. Guns are chicken shit, right? So that's episode 17, the biggest problem in the universe. And green shirt, three and a half years ago, people changed the biggest problem in the universe. And great, sure. Three and a half years ago, people changed, but here's the thing.

You're willing to fucking put your actions behind your words. Let's do it. Let's fucking do it out. No more of this chicken shit behind the fences hiding your fucking DMs, calling the cops on people, fucking around people's jobs, threatening to fucking child protective services on parents because they sent you a me fucking message on Facebook you fucking coward You fucking piece of shit. Let's no fucking lawsuits no pussy footing around with your bullshit dog by the turning Just fucking do it out you and me mad cucks versus Maddox the biggest fight in the universe

I win you fucking knock it off you win you get to take this crown and burn it I'll walk away. I'll cancel here's where I don't get. I'll stop fucking doing YouTube videos, I'll stop calling to the Dix show. You win, you get it. I win, you shut the fuck up, forever. But you won't fucking fight, will you? Cause you're a fucking coward, you're a fucking internet tough guy with your fucking bullshit pirate nonsense.

Just fucking cow-towning around, had taken the cowards way out of doing anything. You piece of shit you worthless mother fucker Unbelievable child protective services. You gotta be fucking kidding me, dude. Yeah Act like a fucking adult Or send me an email you I'm changing. Oh, that's a good WWF style. Come out, Mad Cux. Yeah, I mean, I mean, every word of that.

Yeah, I'd try. What I really appreciate is that anybody else would have just played the actual audio clip. But you, you had such the dedication to play two parts for three full fucking minutes. And I'm telling you right now, Mad Cux, if you wanna make easy money, do live streams, just doing dramatic readings of every episode.

And the super chat money alone is doing a couple bucks. True. You'll be, you'll make a hundred bucks of fucking night. I swear to God, I would listen to that shit. I would listen to that. I would fucking listen to that. Mad Cux, you got to do that.

Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. When do you want to do it? I'll do it in a new place. I'll maybe I'll do an episode this weekend. People should suggest an episode for I'll do that. When do you want to do it? I'll do it in a new place. I'll maybe I'll do an episode this weekend. People should suggest an episode for me to do it. I'll do it Saturday night. Saturday night.

So that you can get the super chat money. Oh, yeah. Yeah, do it on Twitch too. Simul stream it. Yeah, I can do that. I like the. That's actually a lot of fun. The left, the right hand is the dumb is the mad cuck's voice, and the left hand is me.

And he's doing it on video, he switches every time. That's how good of a performer that he is. The mad cuck's is, he's got a whole system to change his thinking, you know? But the one side to the other, you need that. That's really smart though, to, besides the voice, to give like a visual key. Not everybody would think of that.

Uh-huh. And then back here. Ooh. Okay, right. And then back here. You can not, you can mute the audio and know who's talking at any given time. Yeah.

But you know that. Incredible. Well, I hope he takes you up on it. If he's, maybe after the lawsuit, I think he's gonna be really, really hard up for cash. Maybe we could put a big prize up for it, right? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's win win for him. It's becoming bomb fights.

He loses. He gets to like kind of kind of give it. I'm sure the fans would have a little bit more respect for him to be like, well, at least he stands by his shit talking. Yeah. And if he wins, you know, he gets rid of me. You know, that that's going to be a big be a big win in his book. Yeah, definitely. All right, buddy. Good luck when you move. Thank you. Does anything make your age moving? Yeah, all the people that while I was driving decided that where I was in the left lane was where they also needed to be so they almost ran me into the fucking side rail. Oh, yeah, fuck the face. Having to be three times in like 10 minutes. All right, keep an eye out for Madcux, make way for him if you're out there.

All right, buddy, get out of here. He's moving and he's an ill humor. If Madcux loses the lawsuit and then loses a Madcux fight, all in the same week, I think you might actually kill himself. Yeah, well. Well, so good. I'll allow it. I guess we'll fly him.

If he wants to do that in Greenland, I'll fly him there happily. I don't even need an Indiegogo for that. I got the credit card at the ready. I don't know how to tell myself in Greenland. You got it, buddy. You don't even need to film it for me. Let's see. I got some other stuff, but I don't know.

We've had a lot of fun here. I'm going to play another couple songs, you play another song here. It's from My Room Records. Get it right. Oh, shake Siracha. Oh Come, come, come, Sarah, Jack, coming to the back Your boyfriend is a cuckold, I'll sit on your lap Work, work, work Sarah-ja, I will get you laid He don't have any money, pigs will get me paid His girls name is Sarah-ja, and I will make him a cuckold

Get off thinking about us, here at the strip of the district best girl Jump in the line, I'll show you a cock-gold Get off thinking about us Hear at the strip of it, he's the best girl Jump in the line, I'll show you a good time Stereo says a cock-gold He's quite the guy God damn Oh, that's a good song I was stood on your lap, bleeks are total That's a good song

I know, it's a good remix Yeah, that's a good remix And my name is Tybalon. I know, it's a good remix. Yeah, that's a yes. Yeah. Yeah. Got him. He's got a really interesting song.

So, Nacha, you're a funny girl. When your boyfriend is high, he lets you in my world. You can't ignore all his beating coming to the back. I will lead you for Nachaan. Thank you for the snack. Stereo's his a great boy and his girl gives me so much joy And names she goes by his racha I will do her right anymore and even watch us Jumping the line, I'll show you a good time She goes by a scratcher. I will do. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. mindset. It's only a problem if it's with another dude, like just a question on throughout there. If you found out that your girlfriend made out with another chick, and I guess she did on you by making out with another chick, would you genuinely be that upset? It depends. A couple called in a like last year, they called into the show because the guy had that problem with his girl. This is my answer. Um, you remember when that couple called in and their, their audio was too fucked. They couldn't figure out how to like they were trying to share a phone, but they were passing it back and forth.

So I think the whole thing like idiots. Yeah. Um, if I would like them to call back in if they can have different phones and like calling in an actual phone number, they just seem like too stoned to function. Was the thing too. They did and but we both got that impression that that chick was a powder keg. Yeah, I remember that I do.

Like that, I think that when it comes to women, they can use just about anything or anybody to make you jealous. A woman could make you jealous of a fucking chair. You know what I'm saying? Like a... Boy, I can, man. I can, man.

A woman could, they could talk to a guy. A guy. A guy. A guy. A guy. A guy. A guy. A guy. A guy.

A guy. A guy. A guy. A guy. A guy. A guy. A guy. A guy. A guy. A guy. insane. Or they can just do it. And I think they could do the same thing with another woman. Like, if you've got a girl who's, if you've got a girl hooking up with other dudes, it's obvious, no wrong, and everyone will get behind you. But if you've got a girl who's pursuing women, but is doing it in a way that excludes you, right, then it's gonna, then it's this

fucking same thing. Like you know what it is when it happens. Yes. And they're gonna get support from everybody. Everybody's gonna be like, two chicks. Dream comes true, right? What are you fucking complaining about? Except for the guy in the situation. Except for the guy in the situation. If he's not into it and she's not respecting that, then she's doing something fucked up. Other guys who say that are the guys who believe that they're supposed to say that. Right. It's like, what could possibly be the matter with that? Yeah, but there could be something be the matter with it.

I guess I must be like some deep-seated sexist because I just don't see it as threatening at all. Like I just really don't care. You wouldn't care at all. I've you. If it was with another girl. Like I know. Well,

I mean, you can't say for sure. If like the girl doesn't have a bigger dick than me, so what is there to worry about? Oh, they might. Monkey, you know, what if it's a guy who identifies with being a girl, then is it okay? Oh boy. Well, once you get into the trans stuff,

I'm gonna have to just take a back seat of that one. I don't know. Do you have a girlfriend right now? Yeah, yeah, once you get into the trend stuff, I'm going to have to just take a back seat of that one. I don't know. Do you have a girlfriend right now? Yeah, I live with her. Okay. So if she came home and you found lipstick on her collar and you're like, what's this on her collar? Yeah.

Color dress shirt. Yeah, I don't dress shirt. And she's like, I was just hicking up with some chick after work. Yeah, I guess that makes me a cuck because I totally don't care. You wouldn't care at all. Well, hang on though, hang on. With a chick? Has it ever, has it ever happened to you?

No. Okay, you can't say for sure whether you'd care or not. Yeah, that's true. Like once I'm in the moment, I'll know for sure, but just like if it was at the do it, I'd be fucking furious. Yeah. I must be as you'd sex. Okay, let me, I'm going to, I'm going to get some voicemails.

Mumpkin, you want to stick around during voicemails? I've actually got a bunch of guests at my house. Okay, I'm gonna get to voicemails. Mumpkin, you wanna stick around during voicemails? I've actually got a bunch of guests at my house. So I'm gonna go to the other side. I'm gonna say, thanks for having me for the opportunity. I'm gonna be talking to you by the end. Go back anytime.

See you, Mumpkin. Good luck on your book. See you. See you. This has been the Dixho. patreon.com slash the Dixho Dixho.dixho. See you next Tuesday. This is called Big C Cut Cold is watching you by,

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Tune your defense to perfection or the first a man won't be so well. Competence isn't his strong suit. All right. Hope the judge is watching you. I got some some news from Captain Jackass. All right. I missed it last week.

Yeah, we did. I forgot. Yeah missed it last week. Yeah, we did. I forgot. Yeah, here you go. Hello, Dick and Hello Dickheads. What's up? This is the Facebook group news for the last couple days. Yolanda, a former member of the Dictial Facebook group joined last Wednesday.

The Edmunds occasionally will add in women who joined the group looking exclusively for dick pics. Yolanda posted in the group, who is the administrator of this group? I made a report this morning based on a violation of Facebook's community standards and you have yet to respond to me. I have also made a report to Facebook. I won't stop until you have contacted me for a discussion. Oh boy.

Youlonda is the first black woman in the group that we can remember seeing. Around 10 men pretending to be moths told her that they were the mons while others told her to get raped, send dudes, who the fuck is this bitch, into blow it out of her ass. Next up is Pablo Soto who made the catastrophic error of sharing his opinion on steak. Like gun. Steak is also a very sensitive topic that you'll never be right about. Pablo said rare and medium rare steaks are disgusting and gross The threat is over 50 comments long with comments that include you are weak You should stick to peanut butter and jelly. How do you like your soybeans?

Kill yourself stop buying your steak at dollar general and fuck you Lastly David Clegg was seen in big bad digger Nick talking about how excited he is at the prospects of 16 and 17 year old girls being on the Tinder platform David Clegg's Facebook pictures Rick from Rick and Morty and fishing better You're just a fucking idiot if you consider That's the exact same thing I noticed. Click popped up on one of my comments on Facebook and saying something about how he doesn't listen to the show anymore. And the very last thing I see is his avatar picture is Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty.

Like that's how he sees him. That's the impression he wants to give to the world. Rick and a fishing hat from Rick and Mardi Gras. That's a beat children rather than young adults. Oh, you wind a little bit. Oh, I quote from him. You're just a fucking idiot if you consider 16-year-olds a beat children rather than young adults. Most of them have gotten late already.

While we've come to expect this level of degeneracy and clag, most people were confused by him even wanting to be with a 16 year old girl because they are arguably the most annoying demographic in the entire planet. That's a good point. This has been the Dixiel Facebook group news for the last couple days. Yeah, you always bring in some reason.

Yeah, talking to one would probably cure you of your attraction. Yeah, you know, you wanna to air-minor attract it? There you go. Go talk to this miner. Yeah, here's it. See if you can make it five minutes. Here's a ticket to Greenland for you at any point

and when you want to leave this conversation. Yeah, right. Is it cashed in? OK, here let's do some voicemails. Asperios, turn down the fucking drinking before you get on the show. Do you understand? You can be funny. Alright? I relisten to that biggest problem Star Wars episode.

You were thinking of all these hilarious jokes just on the fucking fly, like instantly, like immediately. But as serious, listen, listen to me, you're just fucking gets runk and just yell all the fucking time. It's not what I, it's not what I want. It's not what I expect. And I know you can do better. It's a good place. Yeah. Yeah. Do better for you. Yeah. I expect more from you. That's a good, that's not the kind of intervention I want though. No, no, I want like people crying. If you get through an intervention without crying,

you should be able to drink still. Okay. That's the rule with an intervention. That's how an intervention should work. You sit there, because you've probably heard all the, you know, weepy shit before, right? You sit in the corner and all of your friends and people get around you and they lay into you one by one and if you can sit there and take it all without saying anything, you know,

and not crying and not crying, if then you can walk, go straight to a bar. Yeah, yeah. But if you cry, or if you object to anything, if you have to get your point across, you are not in control, then they're right. That's what an intervention should be. Okay. You know?

Yeah. Because how often is the other one is, mine is probably, we'll probably have better results than the other kind, which is, doesn't work all the time. I don't know. Anyway. Hey, how's it going, Dick? And also Sean. Hi. Cypher from Texas. And we got another rage. My rage is teachers trying to make me do work even though it's like the last few weeks of my senior year. Why the fuck are these teachers still trying to make me do work even though it's like the last few weeks of my senior year.

Why the fuck are these teachers still trying to make me do work? You know what? I don't give a fuck about mapping more, dude. I'm done. Let me, let me, let me fucking relax for a little bit, man. I've dealt with, I've dealt with four years of this shit, you know, I don't, I've let me fucking kill for a little bit, man. I don't want to do any more

pre-cow. Fuck off. Pre-cow feature. Damn. Pre-cow. Fuck off. History feature. I don't give a fuck about the civil rights movement. Get off my dick. Damn, man. Let me fucking relax before I have to go into real life. Yeah. Or I guess college should get off my dick. Just get into real life. Yeah, well, or I guess college shit. Get off my dick. Just get off the dick. You guys dick. Yeah, just let him be a senior in peace. Right. I don't know about shit.

Leave him and his dick alone. You had eight US holes had 12 years to teach me this shit. Don't pretend like you need a bunch of last-minute shit that I need to know. God, I was so checked out my senior year. It's a waste, it's a total waste of time. It's a total waste of time. It's the, it's a testament to our, our,

crapulence. And we just let these people coast. The amount I ditch school was stunning the second half of my senior year. Really? Oh, God, yeah. How much did you ditch? I probably, I would rarely go to like the last two periods, like at all. You

fucker. You know what they did after you guys? What's that? They made it. So if you skipped more than 15 of any class, or it was I remember when that happened. Automatic, automatic expulsion. Yeah. You guys were talking about that. I remember it the time I was at. If you've five classes, five misclasses of anything was a suspension. And then 10 was like 10, they shoved pine cones up your ass. Right. And then if you missed 15, you were automatically catapulted into the ocean, expelled

and then catapulted into the ocean. I would just go to lunch and never come back. Sometimes I wouldn't go. Sometimes I'd go to the first two classes and then notapulted into the ocean. I would just go to lunch and never come back. Sometimes I wouldn't go. Sometimes I'd go to the first two classes and then not come back. Yeah, you guys really ruined it. It was so easy to get out of our school, too. I could stoop in.

Just little chain-link fence down by like whether the portable buildings. You know what if it's so important? See, if the math is so important that you need to teach me the last month of school, why don't you just come during summer and teach it. Do it for free then. If this is so fucking important for you to do,

no, it's just busy work. Oh yeah. It's just busy work because you can't stand the fact that I'm having a little fun trying to get my nut on, trying to get my fuck on with some of these chicks before they go off to college. Everybody's making bad decisions right now. I need to plant my fuckings.

I need to get my plow in this fertile earth right now and you're fucking it up history teacher. Fuck you, cause you're jealous. That's why, cause you're jealous and you don't like fun. If it's, you know what, if it's so interesting, if all this stuff is so interesting that you're trying to teach me, Dan Brown will make a movie about it. Otherwise, I don't need to know it. You know, it'll win an Oscar and I'll have to watch it. My wife, my future wife will make me watch this shit or she'll be in a book club who's reading some historical, uh, non, who's historical, uh, fiction, history based

historical narrative about World War II or something that's just a titillating soap opera based on minimal events, minimally true events. Then you'll be educated and she'll never shut the fuck up about it. Yeah, I'll get the facts. Don't worry. I'll learn everything that I ever need to know. You guys had 12 years. It's time to cool down.

It's not time to ramp up. Cut your losses. Yeah, they don't give out awards at graduation for the most taught shit in the last month of school. They give awards for who liked their teacher the most. And right now, it's not you, because you're fucking around with, you're fucking with me. So you're fucking up my last days.

These are the memories. These are the happiest times of my life that you're trying to make me learn this stupid shit that I don't need. I'm an adult now, bitch. Half of us are fucking adults. I'm an adult now, bitch. Half of us are fucking adults. I know what I need now.

I'm 18. The soonest second I turn 18, I know what's good for me. And I know that pre-calculus is the devil. For me, it holds no future for me. There's no place in my future. I'm never gonna use the term again. Never gonna use it again. I probably, that might be the first time I've ever said pre-calculus.

Could be. Don't need it. Yeah. Don't need it. All right. Sorry, buddy. Dick, hey, man, it's Luso. It's calling from Birmingham.

What's up, dude? Hey, uh, what makes me a fucking rage? I like to call it, uh, call these people sport center parrots. Uh, I didn't start watching sports until I was 27. I know what he means. and I used to get in conversations and all of a sudden the conversation would get into sports and I would just kind of back out and listen to the two guys talk about football and all the stats and I was always like wow, yeah sports people are really intense, they really know all the stats, they really

know everything. And then I started watching sports center and i realize that these mother fuckers will literally just come in the next day and parot each other exactly what john and i said and that very and all these guys are talking about sports center as if it's their own fucking opinion yes and that's it and jack off in each other's mouth that that that that that that that one on the equal game last night

like mother fucker you are literally repeating verbatim what they said on sports center last night the Yeah, why do they do that? I don't know. So they can argue about it's all it's all I think it's just a pissing match over who knows more about sports. So they, you know, so they go what it is. I think so. What is there to know? Like isn't it just elaborate guessing? Yeah, I mean, I think it's when somebody wants to say that a player is better than b player or or why, you know, yeah, without, without putting money on it. Yeah. Right? Just like, well, here are my reasons, except they're not your reason.

Like, they're fucking cares. Yeah. Who? He's right about them just regurgitating opinions though. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. And then even if you watch this, like, I used to have to watch sports center used to

be on at the gym all the time. Yeah, we couldn't get away from it. And it would be like every guy would say the exact same shit from program to program. I never understood the appeal of it. I don't know, my sports guy either though. Maybe it's like talking about it is similar to playing it. Makes you feel like you're part of it.

I don't know. Yeah, maybe so. Why the fuck don't people care about the deaths caused by communism? I'm looking on Twitter. I see it's in world news. It's a fucking hashtag. Karl Marx gets a statue where he was born. So many people have died under communism. Oh, yeah.

And I guess people either don't care or don't realize that it's probably the most fatal ideology that exists. Yeah. They're fucking dwarfs, what the Nazis did. Yep. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, there's no doubt.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. The two Soviet famines were just brutal. They you ever seen the photos? 50 million. You ever seen the photos of those? No.

You know, basically directly caused by the government. There was a drought as well, but it was exacerbated by trying to implement, you know, it's really more, you know, I've read things that say like true communism is not really able to be implemented, but socialism is, but it's like, it's an ideal versus what you're able to do.

Yeah. Socialism is Star Trek where you have infinite resources shooting out of a fucking hole in the wall. Oh, it's, it's, it's brutal. The pictures are absolutely brutal. It's a little starving kids and shit like that where it's just, yeah, it's awful. I think it bothers me so much that because people in this country, a lot of young people, and they don't, they don't know.

I think, I think, I think around the world, maybe it's more, maybe it's more known. I don't know if they teach more history around the world or not or, or about communist regimes and things like that. But people in this country don't really see it as, as that bad because they've never experienced it and they don't know anyone who has. In this country, we learn that the devil was in Germany and that we beat him personally with a nuclear penis. That's how the world, that's how World War II is taught. So it's very important that the Nazis, instead of being seen as regular people, which they

were, and they're exactly the same as us. And we did the exact same thing that they did as far as I'm concerned when the Supreme Court said, no, you cannot intern the Japanese and FDR said, well, I'm doing it anyway. Yeah. Because if all the sudden there was no food in those camps, they, they, they would all be dead. Yeah, that's a, I'm not, let me put it this way. I'm not worried about a bunch of stupid hillbillies with shaved heads fucking with me. I'm worried about grad students with Karl Marx

with Karl Marx on their bookshelves fucking with me. That's who I'm afraid of. Not the morons who are walking around, not the moron at the swap meet who has a gigantic Nazi flag behind his thing and is selling SS daggers and is getting bitched at by people. I'm not afraid of that guy. I'm afraid of, I'm afraid of a bunch of 18 year olds at a Bernie rally is what I'm afraid of because they got a higher death count, which is what, which is not how they teach it, you know? Yeah. The lesson isn't how it's, it's

the government and it's, you learn the wrong fucking lesson from this war. And it's so funny that they never, they never really talk to people who come over from communist countries or socialist countries because those people are like, oh, it doesn't, it's awful. It doesn't work at all. Why the fuck do you think we went on 10 fucking log raft trips to try to get the fuck out? Because we're so happy there. You know, in Americans visit other places and they go, it doesn't seem so bad. Dude, this is kind of a fuck story.

A coach went to Cuba with his wife, and he came back and was saying, like, yeah, they were both saying shit that made me very uncomfortable. Like, you know, they have a lot of arts there, and they just seem like a simpler life, and I'm like, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait. I mean, they seem happier.

People in fucking North Korea are so happy that they're sobbing. They're screaming and crying. They're so fucking happy when they see Kim Jong-un walking around. You know what I mean? Like, they have to be because they're living in a regime. Like, so then, so he brought that up, I guess, a guy at his work is hungarian or was, is from used to lived in a communist place.

Yeah. He was saying he wasn't buying all into it all the way. He just mentioned something like that. Sure, sure, sure. Well, you know, they seemed, they seemed happy and he the guy, the guy laid it down, exactly like you're talking, he's like, look, I grew up in a communist country. I mean, let me tell you something. I mean, the reason that I'm here

is because it is a fucking nightmare. Nobody's, the concept of happiness is not the same. Yeah, there. Like you're, it's not, it's not whatever you're thinking. Let me stop thinking it. Let me learn you something right here. Don't even need to, you don't even need to pontificate on the alleged merits

of communism or socialism. I mean, it is fucked that nobody cares about. How many people get killed by it? Yeah. 50 million in... Let's under Stalin's. Under Stalin. Another 50 in China.

How many people? That's the wipe down in China. Yeah, I don't know Lots Don't know. Don't know don't hundreds of millions. Yeah, hundreds of millions total Democide, that's the biggest that's the biggest problem in the universe government killing its own people Hey, Dekasian Talk about here. It all makes me a rage When someone asks you to go do something or if you're going

to go to something and you say no and they ask why. What the fuck? How are you entitled to that information? When did this happen? What is this social contract where if you have something planned, you have something going on and I'm not going, I don't have anything going on. I have to go. I'm obligated to go to your fucking open house slash baby shower, whatever.

Fuck. So no, I have to lie. Or I'll decide whether you have a good enough reason. Yeah. Yeah, it is. I don't want to. I'm not going. I just want to sit around.

Like I feel like you should already know because there's just like a lot of other better things to do, that's why. Probably because you already know that I hate that shit. Yeah. Anybody who knows me knows that I hate that shit. Any of that shit.

Why aren't you gonna go? Is there gonna be an unlimited amount of naked chicks there? No, well there you go. I think I'll sit home by myself, which is the greatest thing one can do. What are you gonna do? Nothing.

Whatever the fuck I want. Yeah, whatever. Nice full. Not talk to you. Not have this conversation. Yeah, not even think about this conversation. Oh yeah. It's gonna be great.

You wanna come do it? No, I gotta do this thing. Now you understand my, yeah, I bet you wish you could come to it. Hey, good. It's Carrie, the community on a pole dancer. What's the problem? Next week, no one makes me a fucking rage is people who hate the fun holidays.

But yesterday was Star Wars days for me. All I wanted to do was smoke weed, drink some blue milk, kick back, watch a shirt or a get-eye, and all I got is people shitting on me, relaxing showers, and for just trying to have a fun day. Walk you guys like it's thinkin' to mile today. No idea what they'll talk this holiday is for, but I know I like to read it. I know I like not sure. It's not Mexican-independent, so it's a battle. They do the type of assholes to show up at Marty Gras until women have put their clothes back on.

They can depend on you because they're disrespecting themselves. Jonathan, go off. Just have to spend once in a while. That's it. Keep that to be good work, guys. I saw Carrie posting some Star Wars says like, oh no, she's going to get reamed for that. It's not a kind culture for Star Wars. No. These days. No. No. Because the last movies are just so terrible. And they're injecting diversity into it and have demented their bad. They're bad. They're cast is bad. The cast is bad. The tone.

Very beginning. I said, I don't, these people are all too small for the screen. Yeah. They got nothing. They got no, they got no presence. I don't know a single person who's like any of these people. I don't care about any of them. Yeah.

Yeah, they're bad movies. Yeah, they're very terrible. And the jokes aren't funny. Mm-hmm. All right. I get sex for Star Wars people. They really love their Star Wars. Yeah.

I can't enjoy it anymore. It's getting hunted down. Put into Star Wars camps. Hey, Jake. Does he boy, um, he's got a question for you, all right? So. That's a nice noise. I'm, um, 19 year old pizza shit.

I've got back from college and I found a job working with the local Concert venue and my dad by that's helping no, I want you working with working building well for 12 hours a day I told him fuck that. I don't want to work for 60 hours a week. I want to work for the concert venue so I just want I'm going to the CS. I've got an internship next summer and then after that. Uh oh. Yeah, that was murder. Dad got him. Yeah. I want to work at a fucking college.

What do I do? I think he's saying his dad wants him to drill wells. You know, reminds me of the that Cassandra shit I was talking about. Yeah, like your parents just, they see your decisions and it might be better than their decisions, but it just looks worse. Like if you were making, if you were making dumber, if you were making as bad a decisions as your parents

and everybody makes bad decisions, good ones bad ones. If you made the same level of poor decisions as your parents, they would agree with you 100% because it's how they think. If you made slightly dumber decisions on them, they'd give you advice and try to bump you up to their level. But better decisions, they're going to say, it's totally foreign to me. Well, it's the foreign part.

That's very dumb. It looks worse. Good big. It looks even worse. Of course you work at a concert. You know, you fucking 19. You never get to do that again. Yeah.

Work at the fucking concert, see some chicks ripped their tops off. People are always gonna be digging wells, right? Well, maybe the robots will take over. Maybe. Robots aren't gonna be running concerts. No, but you know, maybe they can, maybe you can tell the robots what to do. Maybe. Robots aren't gonna be running concerts. No, but you know, maybe they can, maybe you can tell the robots what to do.

How to dig a well. Dig fucking well. Get outta here. You're 19. You don't have to listen to anything anymore. Hey, cram it up here. I'm gonna fucking adult. I know everything.

Yeah. What do you think you should do? I think you should. Fuck, this digging well sound like a good time to you. Yeah. No, get the fuck away from the web. Don't go near a well. one probably falling it make the news Hey, the big show it changed your order. Hey, these may rages

I guess boomer here. I don't know. I don't fucking understand it. I have never dealt with this kind of well-beloven of Dawkins before my life the kind of the kind of humor where someone comes into your office and says literally says oh uh Yeah, that's bad. That is bad. Maybe one more. It's Maddie P on the road. And it's really annoying when you want to take a selfie or use

that functionality on your phone at all. And it takes the image backwards so that anytime there's text, it just looks retarded. Like, I get women are using that as a mirror and if you flip that image, as you're looking at it, it'd be a pain. But there's no reason that once you hit the button, it can't just automatically slip it so it's looking like it was taken by someone without the sexy up. Like, this should be the easiest, non-problem that was solved nine years ago. Come on, guys. I never thought of any of this. Me either. Well, let's see here. No, he's wrong. It flips it. Does it? Maybe he's, is it an android or something? Well, you know what's weird with the

camera is like I always find myself looking so odd and ugly because it is not because it is not a mirror. Yeah, you know, like I always take a picture, like I'll be looking at the camera. I think, yeah, I'll be looking at the camera and think, okay, that's nice. Like whatever, that's a passable face. Like I'm looking at it right now. Like, all right, great, cool. I'm looking good. Let me take this picture, pop it off. Yeah. And then I click on it and think, great, cool, I'm looking good. Let me take this picture, pop it off, yeah. And then I click on it and think, ah, because it's flipped around.

Who's this fucking monster in my seat? Yeah. I'm not sending this quasi-modo off to anybody. I'm gonna send, this guy's gotta get, this guy's gotta get called. Send off the greenland, this is disgusting. I'm not sending him anywhere. And I'll try it again, It's always the same. Try it again. Like, oh, yeah. Oh, it's the mirror again.

Nice, nice, nice, very good looking good looking sharp. Give it to people's eyebrow, right? Yeah, all right. Now, let's take a look at the, let's see how handsome and wonderful his picture is. Oh, that's how I look. And I have to start doing everything backwards. I'm going to put a bag on my head. And I have to start doing everything backwards. I'm gonna put a bag on my head.

I'm not even gonna blow myself. No wonder she wants it done quickly, you know. All right, everybody, see you next Tuesday.